1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:04,087 >> THERE IS NO RESPONSE YET FROM THE PALACE OR THE BRITISH ROYAL 2 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:06,798 FAMILY AFTER PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN MARKLE'S INTERVIEW WITH 3 00:00:06,881 --> 00:00:10,260 OPRAH WINFREY LAST NIGHT T AN INTERVIEW FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS, 4 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:14,806 DEEPLY PERSONAL AND BRUTALLY CRITICAL OF HOW HARRY AND MEGHAN 5 00:00:14,889 --> 00:00:15,974 RETREATED. 6 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:16,933 HOW DAMAGING IS THIS FOR THE ROYAL FAMILY AND DO WE EXPECT 7 00:00:17,016 --> 00:00:19,227 THAT THEY ARE GOING TO RESPOND ANY TIME SOON? 8 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:21,438 >> I THINK IT'S INCREDIBLY DAMAGING. 9 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:25,066 I THINK IT IS A LOT MORE DAMAGING THAN PEOPLE WERE 10 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,818 EXPECTING. 11 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:38,788 ♪. 12 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:39,247 >> HELLO BOB. 13 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:40,498 >> YOUR MAJESTY. 14 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:44,502 >> I HAVE A SPECIAL PROJECT FOR YOU TODAY, THE BRITISH MONARCHY, 15 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:47,714 CAN YOU FIX IT? 16 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:49,799 >> FIX WHAT? 17 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:54,888 >> YOU KNOW, FIX THE SYSTEMIC RACISM, THE NEPOTISM, THE 18 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:57,307 INBREEDING AND LET'S SAY ANDREW. 19 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,184 BOB, CAN YOU FIX IT? 20 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:03,980 >> WHAT DO YOU SAY, GANG? 21 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:05,648 >> UH. 22 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:06,399 >> UH. 23 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:09,152 >> I DON'T THINK SO, YOUR MAJESTY. 24 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,988 >> FINE, I WILL JUST BURN THE WHOLE THING DOWN AND COLLECT THE 25 00:01:12,071 --> 00:01:14,282 INSURANCE MONEY. 26 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:14,908 >> BOB THE BUILDER. 27 00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:16,117 ♪ CAN WE FIX IT. 28 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:17,660 ♪. 29 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:18,119 >> BOB THE BUILDER. 30 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:19,996 ♪ NOT THIS TIME. 31 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:21,122 ♪. 32 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:26,711 >> IT'S THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT. 33 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,338 TONIGHT ROYAL FLUSH. 34 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:36,012 PLUS STEPHEN WELCOMES NICOLLE WALLACE, MICHAELA COEL AND 35 00:01:36,095 --> 00:01:39,808 MUSICAL GUEST KINGS OF LEON FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY 36 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:41,017 HUMAN. 37 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:44,896 AND NOW LIVE FROM THE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN 38 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:47,816 NEW YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 39 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:51,861 >> Stephen: WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO "A LATE SHOW. 40 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,196 I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. 41 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:57,158 I JUST WANT TO START OFF TONIGHT BY SAYING I FORGIVE KATE 42 00:01:57,242 --> 00:02:03,039 MIDDLETON FOR MAKING YOU CRY, I DON'T ME CRY, I DON'T BLAME HER, 43 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:04,874 SHE APOLOGIZE, AND I FORGIVE HER, SHE IS A WONDERFUL WOMAN 44 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,417 WHO I HOPE TO MEET SOME DAY. 45 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:10,672 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE A WATCHED OPRAH'S BOMBSHELL INTERVIEW WITH 46 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:14,592 MEGHAN AND HARRY, IF YOU DIDN'T CATCH T LET ME TELL YOU ME LORDS 47 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:17,887 AND LADIES THINGS GOT REAL, REAL QUICK. 48 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,640 >> THERE HAS NOT BEEN AN AGREEMENT, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I 49 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:21,224 AM GOING TO ASK. 50 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:22,183 >> NO. 51 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,852 >> AND THERE IS NO SUBJECT THAT IS OFF LIMITS. 52 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,186 >> NO. 53 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,897 >> AND YOU ARE NOT GETTING PAID FOR THIS INTERVIEW. 54 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,065 >> ALL OF THAT IS CORRECT. 55 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:41,244 >> Stephen: I AM FEAR FOR IT. 56 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:46,708 NOW COULD USE SOME BUTTER. 57 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:49,252 AS YOU WILL RECALL, THE COUPLE LEFT THE ROYAL FAMILY AFTER 58 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:53,131 MONTHS OF RACIST ATTACKS FROM BRITISH TABLOIDS WITHOUT ANY 59 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:57,051 SUPPORT FROM THE PALACE TRK WAS SO BAD THE DUCHESS SAID SHE WAS 60 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:58,970 AT THE BREAKING POINT. 61 00:02:59,053 --> 00:03:02,390 >> I WENT TO ONE OF THE MOST SEN QUER PEOPLE JUST TO GET HELP. 62 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:10,940 AND THAT, YOU KNOW, I SHARE THIS BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE 63 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:14,277 WHO ARE AFRAID TO VOICE THAT THEY NEED HELP. 64 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:18,239 AND I KNOW PERSONALLY HOW HARD IT IS TO NOT JUST VOICE IT, BUT 65 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:20,617 WHEN YOU VOICE IT TO BE TOLD NO. 66 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:24,120 AND SO I WENT TO HUMAN RESOURCES. 67 00:03:24,203 --> 00:03:26,122 >> Stephen: HOLD UP. 68 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:28,917 YOU'RE SAYING BUCKINGHAM PALACE HAS HR? 69 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,335 HOW LONG HAS THAT BEEN AROUND? 70 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:33,588 BECAUSE YOU WOULD THINK SOMEONE IN HUMAN RESOURCES MIGHT HAVE 71 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:36,174 STEPPED IN TO TELL HENRY THE VIII THAT CHOPPING OFF YOUR 72 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:41,262 WIFE'S HEAD COULD BE INTERPRETED AS A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT. 73 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,848 OPRAH WAS AMAZING. 74 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:47,310 ASKING ALL THE RIGHT FOLLOWUPS. 75 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:52,982 >> DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT GOING TO A HOSPITAL OR IS THAT 76 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,485 POSSIBLE, THAT YOU CAN CHECK YOURSELF IN SOME PLACE. 77 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,487 >> NO, THAT IS WHAT I WAS ASKING TO DO. 78 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:58,655 >> YEAH. 79 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:02,825 >> YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT, I COULDN'T, YOU KNOW, CALL AN UBER 80 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:03,993 TO THE PALACE. 81 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:07,830 >> Stephen: NO, IT IS TRUE FOR A PRINCESS YOU HAVE TO DM THE 82 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,500 FAIRY GODMOTHER TO TURN A MUST INTO YOUR UBER DRIVER AND AN 83 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,294 ACORN SQUASH INTO A TOYOTA CAMRY. 84 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:17,006 BEING A ROYAL WAS CLEARLY TOUGH FOR MEGHAN AS SHE EXPLAINED WITH 85 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,508 IN DISNEY ANALOGY. 86 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:21,886 >> YEARS AGO WE WERE SITTING I WAS SITTING IN NOTTINGHAM 87 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,222 COTTAGE AND THE "LITTLE MERMAID" CAM ON. 88 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:26,015 NOW WHO AS AN ADULT REALLY WATCHES THE "LITTLE MERMAID." 89 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,350 >> Stephen: I WANT TO BE WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE. 90 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:31,396 ♪ I WANT TO-- SORRY. 91 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:32,313 GO ON. 92 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,649 >> BUT IT CAME ON. 93 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:37,860 I WAS LIKE WELL, I'M HERE ALL THE TIME, MAY AS WELL WATCH 94 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,028 THIS. 95 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:43,825 AND I WENT OH MY GOD, SHE FALLS IN LOVE WITH A PRINCE, AND 96 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:46,577 BECAUSE OF THAT SHE HAS TO LOSE HER VOICE. 97 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:47,412 >> Stephen: IT'S TRUE. 98 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:50,081 ARIEL AND MEGHAN HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. 99 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:54,043 WHO COULD FORGET THAT CRUEL HEADLINE IN THE DAILY MAIL, 100 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:57,213 PRINCESS ARIEL'S HAIR STYLE IS FORKED UP. 101 00:04:57,296 --> 00:05:01,384 IT WAS CLEARED THAT THE DUCHESS DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS SIGNING 102 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:02,385 UP FOR. 103 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:04,387 >> YOU WERE MARRYING A 1200 YEAR OLD INSTITUTION. 104 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:06,764 YOU WERE MARRYING THE MONARCHY. 105 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:09,183 WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WAS GOING TO BE LIKE? 106 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,728 >> WELL, I DIDN'T DO ANY RESEARCH ABOUT WHAT THAT WOULD 107 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:12,478 MEAN. 108 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:14,147 >> YOU DIDN'T DO IN ANY RESEARCH. 109 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:15,440 >> NO, I HAVE NEVER LOOKED UP MY HUSBAND ONLINE. 110 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:16,566 >> Stephen: WHAT? 111 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,527 LET ME INTRODUCE TO YOU THIS THING CALLED GOOGLE, OKAY. 112 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:22,405 OVER THERE I THINK IT IS CALLED ALREADIY IT IS FULL OF USEFUL 113 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:23,614 INFORMATION. 114 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:27,118 FOR INSTANCE, IT TURNS OUT YOUR HUSBAND NEW PRINCESS DI, THAT 115 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:30,872 MIGHT HAVE BEEN A HINT THAT THIS WOULD BE A ROUGH GIG. 116 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:35,418 ALSO WHILE YOU ARE GOOGLING, YOU MY WANT TO TRY THE COMBO ANDREW, 117 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:40,131 ISLAND AND EPSTEIN, IT WILL GIVE YOU AN IDEA WHAT THE ROYAL 118 00:05:40,214 --> 00:05:41,340 FAMILY IS OKAY WITH. 119 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,926 OH, AND IF YOU DON'T GOOGLE THINGS, YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON 120 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,094 I CAN SHOW THIS THO. 121 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:48,431 IT A CAT WHO PLAYS THE ELECTRIC PIANO. 122 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:51,225 YOU HAD TO BE THERE. 123 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:52,060 IN 2007. 124 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:55,438 THINGS ARE NOT GREAT WITH THE INLAWS. 125 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,398 AS HARRY LET SLIP AT ONE POINT. 126 00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:01,778 >> WHEN WE WERE IN CANADA I HAD THREE CONVERSATIONS WITH MY 127 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:04,113 GRANDMOTHER AND TWO CONVERSATIONS WITH MY FATHER. 128 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,949 AND BEFORE HE STOPPED TAKING MY CALLS. 129 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,786 >> Stephen: HE IS UK DIDDING HIS SON'S CALLS. 130 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:12,580 IT ALWAYS HURTS WHEN YOUR FATHER WON'T LISTEN TO YOU, ESPECIALLY 131 00:06:12,663 --> 00:06:18,294 WHEN HE HAS THESE EARS. 132 00:06:18,377 --> 00:06:19,504 REALLY A WASTE. 133 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:21,506 BUT THE COUPLE SAYS THEIR REAL IN-LAW PROBLEMS CENTERED AROUND 134 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:23,800 THEIR SON ARCHIE ESPECIALLY WHEN THE PALACE WANTED TO DENY HIM A 135 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,928 ROYAL TITLE AND THE ACCOMPANYING SECURITY DETAIL. 136 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:31,099 >> AND THE TITLE WAS HIM BEING CALLED A PRINCE, ARCHIE BEING 137 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:33,935 CALLED A PRINCE, WAS THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU? 138 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:36,813 >> IF IT MEANT HE WAS GOING TO BE SAFE, THEN OF COURSE. 139 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,856 ALL THE GRANDEUR SURROUNDING THIS STUFF IS AN ATTACHMENT THAT 140 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:41,526 I DON'T PERSONALLY HAVE, RIGHT. 141 00:06:41,609 --> 00:06:46,405 I HAVE BEEN A WAITRESS, AN ACTRESS, PRINCESS, A DUCHESS, I 142 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:50,326 HAVE ALWAYS STILL BEEN JUST MEGAN HAN, RIGHT. 143 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:53,788 >> Stephen: NOT RIGHT, WERE YOU RACHEL ZANE PARALEGAL TURNED 144 00:06:53,871 --> 00:06:57,500 ATTORNEY AT SPECTOR LITT, DOING THE LAW BY DAY, AND MIKE ROSS BY 145 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:58,709 NIGHT. 146 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:03,339 COME ON, ARE YOU TELLING ME THE SEVEN YEARS I SPENT WATCHING 147 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:04,340 "SUITS" MEANT NOTHING. 148 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:05,633 I'M BEING TOLD THEY MEANT NOTHING. 149 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:07,510 THE DUCHESS WAS GRACEFUL FOR HER COMMONER ROOTS. 150 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:10,680 >> THANK GOD I HAD THAT LIFE EXPERIENCE. 151 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:13,182 THANK GOD I HAD KNOWN THE VALUE OF WORKING. 152 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:20,398 MY FIRST JOB WAS WHEN I WAS 13, AT A FROZEN YOGURT SHOP CALLED 153 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:22,525 HUMPHREY YOGART. 154 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:26,028 >> EVERYONE KNOWS HUMPHREY AND THEIR FAMOUS SLOGAN I THINK THIS 155 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:29,740 IS THE BEGINNING OF A BEAUTIFUL FRO YO, IF YOU GO DON'T FORGET 156 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:34,495 TO GT YOUR SOFT SERVE IN A MALTESE FAL-CONE. 157 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:35,913 >> THAT IS RELATABLE. 158 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:40,585 I USED TO WORK AT LAUREN BACC-COLD CUTS. 159 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:45,673 ONE OF THE TRUE OUTRAGEOUS BOMB SHILS, REALLY HEARTBREAKING IS 160 00:07:45,756 --> 00:07:50,928 WHEN MEGHAN RECALLED THIS TOWBL DID DG-- TOWBLING CONVERSATION. 161 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:55,349 >> IN THOSE MONTHS WHEN I WAG PREGNANT, ALL AROUND THE SAME 162 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:59,228 TIME, SO WE HAD IN TAN TELL THE CONVERSATION OF YOU WON'T BE 163 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:06,194 GIVEN SECURITY, NOT GOING TO BE GIVEN A TITLE. 164 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:07,612 AND ALSO CONCERNS AND CONVERSATIONS ABOUT HOW DARK HIS 165 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:13,618 SKIN MIGHT BE WHEN HE'S BORN. 166 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:15,077 >> WHAT? 167 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,079 >> Stephen: I AGREE. 168 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:17,663 WHAT? 169 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:20,374 AND LET ME JUST ADD, HUH? 170 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:23,628 I'M GOING TO GUT ON A LIMB HERE AND SAY THERE SAY POSSIBILITY, 171 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:27,715 JUST A POSSIBILITY, MIND YOU, THAT THIS MEDIEVAL SELECTIVE 172 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:35,932 BREEDING PROGRAM MIGHT BE RACIST ALSO IT'S NEVER GOOD WHEN THE 173 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:38,601 BRITISH RULING CLASS THINKS SOMEONE IS TOO DARK. 174 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:40,478 THEY STEAL THEIR LAND AND MAKE THEM PLAY CRICKET. 175 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:47,944 OPRAH TRIED TO FOLLOWUP ON THIS BOMBSHELL REVELATION. 176 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:52,615 >> AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL ME WHO HAD THE CONVERSATION? 177 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,659 >> I THINK THAT WOULD BE VERY DAMAGING TO THEM. 178 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:58,955 >> Stephen: AN CLEARLY THE LAST THING MEGHAN WOULD WANT TO 179 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:03,501 DO AS SHE EXPOSES HER INLAWS AS RACIST, EMOTIONALLY ABUSING 180 00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:05,795 CAPTORS IS DAMAGE ANYONE. 181 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,756 SO OPRAH ASKED PRINCE HARRY. 182 00:09:08,839 --> 00:09:10,633 >> MEGHAN SHARED WITH US THAT THERE WAS A CONVERSATION WITH 183 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:14,804 YOU ABOUT ARCHIE'S SKIN TONE. 184 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:18,808 WHAT WAS THAT CONVERSATION? 185 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:23,396 >> THAT CONVERSATION, I AM NEVER GOING TO SHARE. 186 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:27,108 BUT AT THE TIME, AT THE TIME IT WAS AWKWARD. 187 00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:30,486 >> Stephen: AWKWARD IS FOUR PEOPLE IN THE BACKSEAT OF A CAR. 188 00:09:30,569 --> 00:09:34,490 AWKWARD IS FORGETTING YOUR FRIEND'S CHILD'S NAISM IT ONE OF 189 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:37,785 YOUR RELATIVES ASKING YOU TO PLACE YOUR CHILD ON THE SHERMAN 190 00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:40,663 WILLIAMS COLOR WHEEL IS OILILY [BLEEP]. 191 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:44,208 HARRY WOULDN'T REVEAL A NAME BUT THIS MORNING OPRAH WENT ON GAYLE 192 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,627 KING AND THE KINGETTES TO DROP THIS BREADCRUMB. 193 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:47,712 >> HE DID NOT SHARE THE IDENTITY WITH ME. 194 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:52,133 BUT HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT I KNEW AND IF I HAD AN 195 00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:58,347 OPPORTUNITY TO SHARE IT, THAT IT WAS NOT HIS GRANDMOTHER, NOR HIS 196 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,640 GRANDFATHER THAT WERE A PART OF THOSE CONVERSATIONS. 197 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:06,063 >> Stephen: SO IT IS NOT THE QUEEN OR PRINCE FILL LIP, SO 198 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,065 THAT NAR-- PHILLIP, SO THAT NARROWS IT DOWN TO EVERYONE ELSE 199 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:11,819 IN THE PALACE, COULD BE CHARLES, COULD BE CAMILLA COULD BE THE 200 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:14,488 CORGIS, THEY ARE A BUNCH OF BITCHES. 201 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:17,199 ANYWAY, IT WAS AN AMAZING INTERVIEW AND REFRESHING TO 202 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:21,537 LEAVE AMERICAN SELL ENRIT CULTURE BEHIND AND WATCH OPRAH 203 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:24,040 SIT DOWN WITH TWO HUMBLE CHICKEN FARMERS. 204 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,751 HEY, THERE IS POSITIVE NEWS ON COVID. 205 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,420 30 MILLION AMERICANS HAVE BEEN FULLY VACS NAILTED, 60 MILLION 206 00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:34,675 HAVE RECEIVED AT LEAST ONE SHOT AND TODAY CDC DIRECTOR ROCHELLE 207 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,928 WALENSKY ANNOUNCED LONG-AWAITED GUIDE LINES FOR THE FULLY 208 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:40,723 VACCINATED, BUT SHE STARTED WITH A BIG ONE. 209 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:44,018 >> CDC RECOMMENDS THAT FULLY VACS NAILTED PEOPLE CAN VISIT 210 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:48,856 WITH OTHER FULLY VACCINATED PEOPLE IN SMALL GATHERINGS 211 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:53,027 INDOORS, WITHOUT WEARING MASKS. 212 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:59,283 >> OH YEAH, YOU HEARD THE DOCTOR, CDC APPROVED GERIATRIC 213 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:03,579 ORGY, GRAB AN EGG CREAM AND HEAD TO THE SCHALLERS HOUSE FOR STRIP 214 00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:04,747 CRIBBAGE. 215 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:05,998 THOSE WHO HAVE GOTTEN THEIR SHOTS CAN RECORRECT WITH THEIR 216 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,959 FAMILIES, FULLY VACCINATED BRAND PARENTS MAY VISIT UNVACCINATED 217 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:11,879 HEALTHY ADULT CHILDREN AND HEALTHY GRANDCHILDREN WITHOUT 218 00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:16,258 MASKS OR PHYSICAL DISTANCING-- DISTANCING SO THEY 219 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:16,884 CAN LORD IT OVER US. 220 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,219 MY SPRING PREAK WAS AWESOME. 221 00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:22,598 I SPENT IT IN THE FOAM PITS OF IBIZA. 222 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:26,060 HOW ABOUT YOU, OH, YOU WATCHED MY OCTOPUS TEACHER ON NETFLIX? 223 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:34,068 WELL, I ALSO HAD EIGHT ARMS WRAPPED AROUND MY NAKED CHEST. 224 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,778 CDC ALSO SAYS IF YOU ARE VACS NAILTED THE INFECTION RISK IS 225 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:39,740 LOW FOR GOING TO THE BLM. 226 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:40,991 -- GYM. 227 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,785 WHAT ABOUT THOSE OF US WHO HAVE THE PREEXISTING CONDITION OF NOT 228 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,454 WANTING TO GO TO THE GYM? 229 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,125 FOR THOSE OF YOU STILL WAITING FOR YOUR JAB, WATCH OUT. 230 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,753 STATE DEPARTMENT IS WARNING THAT A NEW RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION 231 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:57,133 CAMPAIGN AIMED TO UNDERMINE CONFIDENCE IN THE COVID-19 232 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,300 VACCINE. 233 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,679 OH NO, THE LAST TIME RUSSIA SPREAD DISINFORMATION WE WOUND 234 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,806 UP WITH AN INFESTATION THAT TOOK FOUR YEARS TO CLEAR UP AND WE 235 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:06,809 STILL HAVE AN INFLAMED SOUTHERN BORDER. 236 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,937 ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT, RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE SERVICES 237 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:14,275 ARE PUBLISHING FALSE INFORMATION QUESTIONING THE VACCINE'S SAFETY 238 00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:19,530 AND EFFICACY IN AN EFFORT TO PROMOTE THE SALE OF RUSSIA'S 239 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:23,534 RIVAL SPUTNIK V VACCINE WHICH EXPLAIN THIS NEW ADD FROM 240 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:24,785 MODERNA. 241 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:28,164 >> TAKE MODERNA VACCINE IF YOU WANT UGLY CHILDREN AND LOW BEAT 242 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:28,664 HARVEST. 243 00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:29,582 WHOLE FAMILY IS DEAD. 244 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:32,168 TRY SPUTNIK V AND MAKE INJURE HOUSE SAFE. 245 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,878 >> WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 246 00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:38,674 I WILL TALKK TO THE HOST OF DEADLINE WHITE HOUSE NICOLLE 247 00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:42,136 WALLACE BUT WHEN WE COME BACK THE NBA DOES THEIR PART BY 248 00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:43,554 SOCIALLY DISTANCING FROM GOOD TASTE. 249 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:46,015 STICK AROUND. 250 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:49,768 ♪ ♪ 251 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:13,083 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW, 252 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,878 LET'S SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE, HELLO, JON. 253 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:20,007 >> Jon: DID YOU HERE GLADYS KNIGHT,. 254 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:22,635 >> Stephen: I DID NOT. 255 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:27,014 >> Jon: SHE SUNG THE ANTHEM AT THE NBA ALL-STAR GAME THIS 256 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:28,224 WEEKEND. 257 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,059 MAN. 258 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,018 THAT ANTHEM, WHOOO. 259 00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:34,230 >> Stephen: NO, I DID NOT HEAR THAT. 260 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,565 THE ONLY THING I WAS PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS WEEKEND WAS 261 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:40,069 THE HARRY AND MEGHAN INTERVIEW AND THE FACT THAT YOU WON A 262 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:46,033 CRITIC'S CHOICE AWARD FOR THE SOUNDTRACK, THE SCORE, YOU AND 263 00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,910 ATT ICU S RUSS AND TRENT REZNER FOR "SOUL." 264 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,746 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE RACKING THEM UP. 265 00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,748 >> MAN, IT FEELS SO AMAZING. 266 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,708 WE PUT SO MUCH INTO THAT FILM. 267 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:55,793 AND I'M JUST SO HAPPY. 268 00:13:55,876 --> 00:14:00,130 I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE WORDS TO, PRESS, IT IS AMAZING. 269 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,092 >> Stephen: EVIDENTLY A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAPPY TOO 270 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,886 BECAUSE THEY WANT TO TELL YOU BY GIVING YOU AWARDS. 271 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:10,808 THE HAPPINESS IS SPREADING, JON, HAPPINESS IS SPREADING. 272 00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,935 >> Jon: YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW-- . 273 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,938 >> Stephen: JON, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING FOR INTERNATIONAL 274 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:20,818 WOMAN'S DAY THAT MIGHT FIT ON YOUR PIANO TONIGHT? 275 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:25,114 >> Jon: YEAH, YOU KNOW, LET ME PLAY A SONG FOR MY MOTHER. 276 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,282 >> Stephen: BEAUTIFUL. 277 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:32,913 >> Jon: THIS IS OUR FAVORITE MARY J BLIEJ SONG-- BLIGE SONG, 278 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:37,251 REAL LOVE. 279 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:41,880 ♪ >> Stephen: THANK YOU, JON. 280 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,967 SAY I HAD TO YOUR MOM FOR ME. 281 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,093 >> Jon: YEAH. 282 00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,637 >> Stephen: JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY. 283 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,015 BIG NEWS IN THE WORLD OF BASKETBALL, YOU KNOW HOW A LOT 284 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:56,854 OF STADIUMS HAVE SPITCAMS, THE MILWAUKEE BUCKS DECIDED TO 285 00:14:56,937 --> 00:15:01,567 REPLACE THEIRS WITH MORE SOCIALLY DISTANCE OPTIONS LIKE 286 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,902 AN ELBOW BUMPINGCAM, A HAND WASHINGCAM AND SOMETHING CALLED 287 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,779 A HAND SANITIZERCAM. 288 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,866 WHICH WENT VIRAL WHEN FANS POINTED OUT IT LOOKED 289 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:12,328 DISTURBINGLY NOT GOOD. 290 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,912 >> OKAY, THIS IS FUN. 291 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:17,333 YOU GOT TO GET THE HAND SANITIZER, GET THE HANDS NICE 292 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,835 AND CLEAN, THERE WE GO. 293 00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:23,756 OH, IT'S OUL OVER YOU, MAYBE YOU CAN WASH YOUR HAIR OUT. 294 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,132 LOOKING GOOD, GREAT JOB, BINGO. 295 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,216 LOOKING GOOD? 296 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,969 OH, THERE IT IS, THERE IT IS, YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT. 297 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:32,848 >> Stephen: JIMMY, THAT'S ENOUGH, THAT'S ENOUGH. 298 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:36,560 I DON'T-- I DON'T, I DON'T THINK WE CAN EVEN SHOW THAT ON CBS. 299 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,480 CAN WE BLUR THIS, PLEASE? 300 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,398 NO, THAT'S WORSE, THAT'S NOT HELPING. 301 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:44,693 THAT IS WORSE. 302 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,987 OBVIOUSLY THE HAND SANITIZERCAM TURNED OUT TO BE A LITTLE MORE 303 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:50,032 SUGGESTIVE THAN THEY INTENDED BUT EXPLAINED THE BUCK'S NEW 304 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:55,037 SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS, WEAR A MASK, STAY SIX FEET APART, 305 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,038 ENENABLE PRIVATE BROWSING. 306 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:59,208 FRIENDLY REMINDER IT IS IMPORTANT TO NOT COMPARE 307 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,877 YOURSELF TO THE HAND SANITIZERCAM. 308 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,672 A LOT OF BOTTLES ARE MUCH SMALLER THAN THEY APPEAR. 309 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,257 FOLLOWING THE VIRAL FOOTAGE THEY ANNOUNCED THEY DO NOT PLAN TO 310 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:10,010 USE THE HAND SANITIZERCAM AGAIN. 311 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,888 HERE TO WEIGH IN ON THE CONTROVERSY IS THE STAR OF THE 312 00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:17,893 HAND SAN ADVERTISERCAM, SANI THE SANITIZER BOTTLE. 313 00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:19,269 WELCOME TO THE SHOW, SANI. 314 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:24,400 >> HEY, STEPHEN, PUT UP YOUR HANDS AND CLOSE YOUR EYESK I'M 315 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,526 READY TO SQUIRT. 316 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:29,363 >> Stephen: I'M GOOD, I JUSTED WASHED UP, EVEN SANG HAPPY 317 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:30,489 BIRTHDAY TWICE. 318 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,366 >> IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU. 319 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,243 >> Stephen: THAT'S OKAY, THAT'S OKAY. 320 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,954 SANI, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS CONTROVERSY. 321 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,081 >> I THINK PEOPLE NEED TO GET THEIR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER, 322 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,750 KEEPING HANDS CLEAN IS MY JOB. 323 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:42,334 IT'S MY HAND JOB. 324 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:46,922 >> Stephen: SANI, COME ON. 325 00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:48,090 >> WHAT? 326 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:51,885 IT IS JUST THAT WHEN I SEE DIRTY DIRTY PEOPLE, I BURST WITH 327 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:52,803 EXCITEMENT. 328 00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:54,722 I WANT THIS PANDEMIC TO HAVE A HAPPY ENDING. 329 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,141 >> Stephen: SANI, YOU'VE GOT TOO FAR. 330 00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:02,062 PEOPLE ARE MISINTERPRETATIONING YOUR MESSAGE, ISN'T YOU GOOGLED 331 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,105 WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU. 332 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,399 >> NO, WHY, WHAT ARE THEY SAYK? 333 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:08,777 OH GOD, THAT'S FILTHY, I'VE GOT TO CLEAN. 334 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:13,782 THIS HUR A? 335 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:14,867 -- HURRAY! 336 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,160 >> Stephen: SANI, BEFORE YOU GO, NY THOUGHTS ON OPRAH'S 337 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,369 INTERVIEW WITH HARRY AND MEGHAN. 338 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:22,332 >> I DON'T THINK I SHOULD WEIGH IN, PRINCE ANDREW IS AN OLD 339 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,292 FRIEND OF MINE. 340 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:23,792 >> Stephen: SANI THE HAND SANITIZER, EVERYONE. 341 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,169 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 342 00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,144 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK. 343 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,314 JOINING ME NOW IS A FORMER WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR 344 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:51,320 FOR PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH, WHO CURRENTLY HOST HISS HOSTS 345 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:54,490 DEADLINE: WHITE HOUSE ON MSNBC. 346 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,450 PLEAS WELCOME NICOLLE WALLACE. 347 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:57,242 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 348 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,577 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME. 349 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,163 >> FIRST OF ALL HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. 350 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:01,789 >> THANK YOU. 351 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:02,706 >> HOW ARE YOU CELEBRATING? 352 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:08,378 >> YOU KNOW, THERE IS SO MUCH TO KORCH STILL. 353 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,172 I TO COVER STILL, HI A NORMAL DAY, I DID REMOTE SCHOOL WITH MY 354 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:14,176 SON, CAME TO WORK AND TWO DAYS OF COVERING THIS REMARKABLE 355 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,513 TIME, SO IT STILL FEELS LIKE A PRIVILEGE. 356 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,182 WE COVERED PRESIDENT BIDEN'S REMARKS WHICH ARE LIKE 357 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,684 EVERYTHING HE IS DOING, IT IS MARKING AN IMPORTANT DAY THAT HE 358 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,063 DID IT WITH THE PROMOTION OF TWO WOMEN TO FOUR FOUR STAR 359 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,022 GENERALS. 360 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:30,359 SO YOU KNOW, A PRETTY GOOD WOMAN'S DAY SO FAR. 361 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:34,196 >> Stephen: ABOUT BIDEN, DO YOU ENJOY THE BORING ASPECT OF 362 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,574 THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION AS MUCH AS I DO? 363 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:41,036 >> YOU KNOW, WE, I THINK, I THINK WE HAVE TO MAKE BORING 364 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:41,662 GREAT AGAIN. 365 00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,372 I DON'T THINK IT'S BORING. 366 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:48,043 I THINK HE INHERITED THE COUNTRY IN ITS MOST TUMULTUOUS MOMENT. 367 00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:50,212 AND I THINK WE ARE STILL IN THAT POSITION WHERE THE CURTAIN IS 368 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:54,675 STILL GETTING YANKED DOWN ON THE UGLY MESS UNDERNEATH. 369 00:18:54,758 --> 00:19:01,390 SO I THINK THE BIDEN STORY MAY UNFOLD IN LESS VIOLENT WAYS, THE 370 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:05,227 ACRIMONY OF THE TWEETS AND THE VIOLENT INTERVIEWS ON FOX NEWS, 371 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,730 BUT I THINK THE SUBSTANCE OF WHAT IS BEING PUT DOWN AND 372 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:12,860 REVEALED IS SOME OF THE MOST TUMULTUOUS THINGS HAVE I EVER 373 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:18,282 SEEN IN TERMS OF THE PANDEMIC, IN TERMS OF THE RISE IN WHITE 374 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:21,034 SUPREMACY, IN BEGINNING TO UNPACK WHAT WENT ON FOR FOUR 375 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,453 QUEERS, I THINK IT IS STILL A LOT FOR ME. 376 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:27,416 >> THE STORY IS FRAUGHT AND THE ACTION IS SUBSTANTIVE BUT IT'S 377 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:30,210 NO SIZZLE, ALL STEAK, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 378 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,254 THERE IS NO FLASH, IT JUST HAPPENS. 379 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:36,425 THE NEWS IS ACTUALLY NEWSWORTHY ALL THE TIME WHICH IS WHAT I 380 00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:37,551 REALLY LIKED ABOUT IT. 381 00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:41,972 THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE, 20-- 2019, I THINK, AND SINCE 382 00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:46,310 THEN STARLTING IN AUGUST YOUR SHOW WENT FROM ONE HOUR TO TWO 383 00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:47,603 HOURS. 384 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,772 ARE CONGRATULATIONS IN ORDER OR CONDOLENCES BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO 385 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:51,398 LOOK TWICE AS LONG. 386 00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:52,649 >> IT IS SUCH A PRIVILEGE. 387 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:56,069 WE HAVE, YOU KNOW, AN AMAZING TEAM AND IT IS A PRIVILEGE TO 388 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,280 GET TO BE SHEP HARDING THESE HOURS THROUGH. 389 00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:03,452 YOU LOOK AT, YOU DO IT WITH A LOT MORE SKILL AND HUMOR THAN I 390 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:07,414 DO BUT I LOOK AT THE SAME SORT OF MOMENTS IN OUR COUNTRY, IT 391 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:08,624 SAY PRIVILEGE. 392 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:13,337 WE SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON TV COVERING SOME OF THE EVENTS THIS 393 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,046 YEAR. 394 00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:15,464 WE COVERED ANOTHER IMPEEVEMENT. 395 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,799 I THINK I SAW YOU-- IMPEACHMENT. 396 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:23,430 I THINK I SAW IF HE BEGINNING OF THE FIRST IMPEACHMENT, THEN A 397 00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:24,556 SECOND IMPEACHMENT. 398 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,767 THEN AN INSURRECTION AND INAUGURATION, SO THERE HAS BEEN 399 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:31,313 A LOT TO COVER AND IT IS ALL A PRIVILEGE TO SIT WITH ALL OF OUR 400 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,272 COLLEAGUES HERE. 401 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,816 >> YOU WORK FOR THE WHITE HOUSE, FOR SIX YEARS. 402 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,193 SO THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION. 403 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,654 AND NOW YOU COVER IT. 404 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:42,199 AS SOMEBODY WHO HAS BEEN ON THE INSIDE OF A WHITE HOUSE, THIS 405 00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:48,372 WEEK, THE WEEKEND THE SENATE PASSED BIED EARN'S AMERICAN 406 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:52,501 RESCUE PLAN, HOW BIG A DEAL IS THIS, AND WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT 407 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,671 THIS ADMINISTRATION THAT THAT WAS THEIR FIRST PRIORITY? 408 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:59,216 >> WELL, IT IS A HUGE DEAL, I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO SAYS 409 00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:00,467 BACK IN MY DAY. 410 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:04,721 BACK IN MY DAY WHEN YOU HAD 70% PUBLIC APPROVAL FOR SOMETHING, 411 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:08,350 IT WAS JUST A NO-BRAINER THAT IT WOULD BE BIPARTISAN, SO IT IS SO 412 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:12,854 REMARKABLE ARE ALL THESE SORT OF PROOF POINTS OF HOW MUCH THE 413 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:13,772 COUNTRY HAS CHANGED. 414 00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:14,982 HOW MUCH THE REPUBLICAN PARTY HAS CHANGED. 415 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:20,404 SO PRESIDENT BIDEN JUST HAS THIS HUGE, HUGE STIMULUS, I THINK 416 00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:24,908 70%, 76% OF ALL NARYN AMERICANS SUPPORT IT, A PLUR ALLITY OF 417 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,660 REPUBLICANS SUPPORT IT. 418 00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,036 ZERO REPUBLICANS GOT BEHIND IT. 419 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,539 I WAS IN THE WHITE HOUSE TO PUSH BIPARTISAN LEGISLATION IN THE 420 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:35,460 FIRST YEAR, TED KENNEDY SIGNED OFF THE LEAVE NO CHILD BEHIND, 421 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:40,590 THERE WAS A HUGE ACCOMPLISHMENT TO HAVE BY PART SAJ 422 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:42,884 SUPPORT-- BIPARTISAN SUPPORT BUT NOWHERE NEAR 76% OF PUBLIC 423 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:47,597 APPROVAL FOR EITHER MEASURE, SO IT SEE BIPARTISANSHIP REDEFINED 424 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:50,642 MIGHT BE ONE OF THE MOST SIGNIFICANT SORT OF THINGS THAT 425 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,394 THIS WHITE HOUSE HAS PULLED OFF SO FAR. 426 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,522 >> YOU CALLED YOURSELF A NONPRACTICING REPUBLICAN, IS 427 00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:56,648 THAT WHAT IT IS? 428 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,276 >> I THINK I MOVED INTO SELF-LOATHING FORMER REPUBLICAN. 429 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,946 >> Stephen: I DON'T WANT YOU TO ANSWER FOR THE REPUBLICAN 430 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:06,241 PARTY AND I'M NOT HERE TO RELITIGATE THE BUSH 431 00:22:06,324 --> 00:22:07,451 ADMINISTRATION. 432 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:10,954 BUT I USED TO TALK ABOUT THIS THING CALLED POOFINESS, ABOUT 433 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,707 BELIEVING WHAT YOU WANT TO BELIEVE TO WIN THE POLITICAL 434 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,542 FIGHT RATHER THAN WHAT THE FACT WAS SUPPORT. 435 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,419 THAT IS NOT A NEW IDEA. 436 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:23,675 I THINK TREMP ADDED DEM GOINGERY TO T THAT IS SOMETHING THE BUSH 437 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:27,387 ADMINISTRATION DIDN'T HAVE, HE WAS NOT A DEMAGOGUE. 438 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:32,642 THAT IS WHAT TURNED IT IN A POISON OTS POLITICAL WEAPON, 439 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:38,398 DON'T YOU SEE SOME CONTINUEIUM BETWEEN CARL ROVE, YOU PEOPLE IN 440 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:42,444 THE REALITY-BASED COMMUNITY, THAT SORT OF BACKHANDED SLAP TO 441 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,780 REALITY THAT LEADS TO THE BIG LIE TODAY? 442 00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:45,530 I SEE THOSE ON A SPECTRUM. 443 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,784 >> I THINK THAT'S FAIR. 444 00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:49,701 I WAS A COMMUNICATOR. 445 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:53,246 I WAS A SPINNER, SO I HAD CULPABILITY THERE. 446 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:56,500 BUT IT ALSO GIVES ME AN INCITE. 447 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:59,586 AND I PROMISE YOU, THE OBSERVATION IS THAT THERE IS NO 448 00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:03,632 LONGER A PARTY TRYING TO PUT THE BEST POSSIBLE SPIN ON THINGS, 449 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:08,970 THERE A PARTY COMING FROM THE FOUNDATION OF -- THERE IS NO 450 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:13,141 EXPLANATION ROOTED IN FACT FA FOR JOSH HAWLEY RAISING HIS FIST 451 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,602 AT THE INSURRECTIONISTS. 452 00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:19,856 THERE WAS NO EXPLANATION ROOTED IN FACT FOR NEVER CARING ABOUT 453 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:23,193 THE COST OF ANYTHING DONALD TRUMP WANTED TO DO BUT HOLDING 454 00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:27,656 THAT UP AS A REASON TO BE AGAINST THE COVID RELIEF PACKAGE 455 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:30,992 OR I'M SURE THEY WILL FIND A REASON TO BE AGAINST 456 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:35,038 INFRASTRUCTURE WHICH IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE A THING I'M TOLD BY 457 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:37,499 SECRETARY BUTTIGIEG IND THIS ADMINISTRATION. 458 00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:39,376 SO I AM NOT HERE TO DEBATE WHETHER IT IS PART OF A 459 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:43,505 CONTINUUM BUT IT IS NOW NOT ROOTED, PRESIDENT BIDEN HAD A 460 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:48,677 REALLY DIFFERENT VIEW ABOUT POST WAR IRAQ. 461 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,179 HE BELIEVED IN SEPARATING THE COUNTRIES. 462 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,807 AND THERE WAS A DEBATE BETWEEN DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS. 463 00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:58,854 I THINK RIGHT NOW REPUBLICANS, I'M SNOT SURE THEY WOULD 464 00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:01,731 ACKNOWLEDGE THAT A WAR TOOK PLACE IN IRAQ OR AMERICANS DIED 465 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:02,941 IN IRAQ. 466 00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:04,693 THEY ARE SO FAR FROM THE TRUTH THAT YOU CAN NO LONGER HAVE A 467 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:07,320 CONVERSATION WITH THEM ABOUT HOW THO SOLVE ANYTHING BECAUSE THEY 468 00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:10,157 DON'T AGREE ON WHAT THE PROBLEMS ARE, AND THAT TERRIFIES ME. 469 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,367 >> Stephen: HOW DO YOU THINK-- DO YOU THINK THE 470 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:15,203 REPUBLICANS HAVE A CHANCE TO GET OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE SHADOWS 471 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:18,748 OF DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE THERE ARE BETS BEING LAID IN VARIOUS 472 00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:20,876 PARTS OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AS TO WHAT THE FUTURE IS GOING TO 473 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:23,461 BE AND WHERE THE POWER IS GOING TO RESIDE. 474 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:29,551 TRUMP HAS SAID YOU CAN'T USE MY NAME OR IMAGE, R SNRKS C-- RNC 475 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:34,514 OR I WILL SUE YOU AND THE RNC CAPPITY LATED AND WILL HOLD A 476 00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:35,724 FUNDRAISER AT MAR A LAGO. 477 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:36,600 THEY WILL FEED THE BEAST. 478 00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:40,228 DADDY WILL GET HIS BEEK WET ON THAT ONE. 479 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:43,732 DOES THAT PAINT THE PICTURE OF TRYING TO GET OUT FROM UNDER HIS 480 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:44,941 THUMB. 481 00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:46,359 >> I THINK IT IS ON US PEOPLE LIKE ME TO COVER IT DIFFERENTLY, 482 00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:49,738 REPUBLICANS ARE NOT HOSS TAJ TO DONALD TRUFER, WHEN HE WAS 483 00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:51,573 DEPLATFORMED, HE IS A GUY WHO CAN'T TWEET AND THEY ARE SORT OF 484 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:55,202 WALKING BACK INTO THE CAGE AND LOCKING THE DOOR THEMSELVES AND 485 00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:55,869 THROWING OCCUPANT THE KEY. 486 00:24:55,952 --> 00:25:00,749 THEY ARE NOW WALKING BACK IN. 487 00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:03,877 AND CHOOSING TO ASSOCIATE THEMSELVES WITH SOMEONE WHO 488 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:10,425 INCITED AN INSURRECTION AGAINST THEM WHO CHANTED HANG MIKE 489 00:25:10,508 --> 00:25:11,509 PENCE. 490 00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:13,553 I THINK THAT THERE THEIR ACT SINCE ELECTION DAY REVEALS 491 00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:18,433 SOMETHING THAT WAS ALWAYS OPAQUE AND MYSTERIOUS TO ME WHILE HE 492 00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:19,684 WAS PRESIDENT. 493 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:22,854 THEY ARE NOT FORCED TO GO ALONG WITH TRUMPISM BECAUSE THEY HAVE 494 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:24,105 NO CHOICE. 495 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:27,817 THEY CHOOSE IT HE IS OFF TWITTER THERE IS NO RATIONAL FEAR OF A 496 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:30,445 MEAN TWEET. 497 00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:34,950 THEY NOW GO TO MAR A LAGO LIKE IT IS SOME, I DON'T KNOW, 498 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:36,618 PILGRIMAGE THAT THEY DON'T NEED TO DO. 499 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:39,079 SO I THINK WE HAVE TO START COVERING IT DIFFERENTLY. 500 00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:41,998 THEY ARE NOW THE ONES WHO ARE CHOOSING TO ASSOCIATE WITH HIM. 501 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:44,626 THERE IS NOTHING FORCING THEM TO DO SO. 502 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:48,672 >> Stephen: THERE WEEK MARKS ONE YEAR SINCE COVID UPENDED ALL 503 00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:50,632 OF OUR LIVES. 504 00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:52,676 AND YOU HAVE A SPECIAL ON WEDNESDAY CALLED LIVES WELL 505 00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:58,306 LIVED WHICH IS BASED ON A REGULAR SEGMENT YOU DO ON YOUR 506 00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:58,890 SHOW. 507 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,767 TELL ME HOW IT STARTED. 508 00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:05,647 >> I REMEMBER BEING IN THE WHITE HOUSE ON 9/11 AND ONE OF THE 509 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:11,653 THINGS THAT NEVER BECAME POLITICIZED FROM THE-- ONE OF A 510 00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:17,158 FEW THINGS WAS REMEMBERING THE PEOPLE ON FLIGHT 93 ARE, FOR 511 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:20,036 THEIR LAST MOMENTS, FOR THEIR HEROIC ACT. 512 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:24,207 WE STILL AS A COUNTRY READ THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE WHO WERE IN 513 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:25,458 THE PO TOWERS. 514 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:29,587 I ACTUALLY THINK THAT SOME OF THE UNPROCESSED GRIEF AND TERROR 515 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:35,719 OF WHAT HAPPENED THAT DAY MAY HAVE SORT OF SEEPED IN AND 516 00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:40,015 BECOME PART OF OUR BODY POLITICS IN WAYS THAT WE DIDN'T 517 00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:44,185 UNDERSTAND AND APPRECIATE, EVEN WITH SOME OF THOSE RITUALS OF 518 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:45,353 GRIEVING. 519 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:49,691 WHEN PEOPLE STARTED DYING IN HORRIFIC NUMBERS IN APRIL OF 520 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:53,653 LAST YEAR IN NEW YORK CITY. 521 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:57,073 IT WAS NOTHING THERE WAS NOTHING, THEY DIED ALONE. 522 00:26:57,157 --> 00:27:01,536 SOME OF THEIR LAST IMAGES WITH THEIR FAMILIES WERE ON COMPUTERS 523 00:27:01,619 --> 00:27:04,998 AND iPADS HOLDINGS THE HANDS OF EXHAUSTED NURSES. 524 00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:08,251 THEY COULDN'T BE BURIED OR WHATEVER THEIR FAITH HAD AS 525 00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:10,545 THEIR RITUAL AND THERE WAS NOTHING. 526 00:27:10,628 --> 00:27:12,714 THERE WERE BEAUTIFUL OBITUARIES WRITTEN IN NEWSPAPERS BUT THAT 527 00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:13,840 WAS IT. 528 00:27:13,923 --> 00:27:16,343 AND I JUST REMEMBER THINKING THAT THAT COULDN'T BE, AND 529 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:21,681 SURELY SOMEONE WILL DO SOMETHING SOON, BUT UNTIL THEN WE'LL DO 530 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:22,891 SOMETHING HERE. 531 00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:26,728 AND BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP WAS OUR PRESIDENT, THERE WAS NEVER ANY 532 00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:30,023 NATIONAL EFFORT TOO HOLD THIS FAMILY, THEY DIDN'T GET TO HOLD 533 00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:33,109 THEIR LOVED ONES AS THEY DIED. 534 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:36,237 AND THERE WAS NEVER ANY HOLDING THEM UP OR ANY ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF 535 00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:40,742 THEIR SACRIFICE BECAUSE OF BEING COMPETENT IN THE LAST 536 00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:41,951 ADMINISTRATION, THE. 537 00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:47,082 AND SO WE STARTED AND WE JUST HAVEN'T STOPPED AND WE HOPE TO 538 00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:48,249 STOP. 539 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:52,253 WE HOPE EVERYONE IS VACCINATED AND THAT IT IS SOMETHING THAT 540 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:53,463 WILL HEAL. 541 00:27:53,546 --> 00:27:56,132 IT IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT I THINK IN THE WHITE HOUSE SEEMS 542 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:59,594 TO BE INTENT ON FEELING. 543 00:27:59,677 --> 00:28:04,057 >> WELL, DEADLINE WHITE HOUSE AIRS WEEKDAYS AND NICOLLE'S 544 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:08,353 SPECIAL LIVES WELL LIVED AIRS THIS WEDNESDAY ON MSNBC. 545 00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:09,562 NICOLLE WALLACE, EVERYBODY. 546 00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:11,940 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE STAR OF I MAY DESTROY YOU, 547 00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:12,816 MICHAELA COEL. 548 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,751 >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY, MY NEXT GUEST IS THE 549 00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:40,969 STAR, CREATOR AND WRITER OF THE HBO SERIES "I MAY DESTROY YOU". 550 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:44,931 >> IT SEPARATES HIM FROM EVERYTHING ELSE. 551 00:28:45,014 --> 00:28:50,478 RATHER THAN COSTING HIM, HE TIP TOED ON THIS AND HE EXPERIENCED 552 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:56,067 THIS FEELING BEING ON THE BOUNDARY. 553 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:58,278 ON THE BORDER. 554 00:28:58,361 --> 00:29:04,117 RIGHT ON THE LINE OF BEING NEITHER IN ONE PLACE OR ANOTHER, 555 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:09,998 AND THOUGHT HOW IN THIS GRAY AREA WHERE NOTHING WAS QUITE 556 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:13,626 CLEAR, NO ONE COULD BE CLEAR. 557 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:19,007 YOU CAN'T ARTICULATE, COULDN'T PINPOINT EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS WE 558 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:27,849 FELT WAS SO WRONG, SO YEAH, HE THINKS HE IS THE SMARTEST MAN IN 559 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:29,225 THE ROOM. 560 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:30,852 WE HAVE IO START OBSERVING. 561 00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:38,860 >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME TO 'A' LATE SHOW, MICHAELA COEL. 562 00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:39,611 >> HI, STEPHEN. 563 00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:41,696 >> Stephen: THANKS FOR BEING HERE. 564 00:29:41,779 --> 00:29:43,198 >> A PLEASURE, THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME. 565 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:46,159 >> Stephen: WHERE AM I CATCHING YOU IN THE WORLD, IN 566 00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:46,993 THE U.K. OR IN THE STATES. 567 00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:48,912 >> IN LONDON, IN THE U.K. 568 00:29:48,995 --> 00:29:51,748 >> Stephen: WELL, THANK YOU FOR STAYING UP LATE, THEN. 569 00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:53,833 >> IT'S MY PLEASURE, THIS IS ABOUT, I'M PROBABLY GOING TO 570 00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:57,253 START FALLING ASLEEP IN ABOUT HALF AN HOUR, SO YOU CAUGHT ME 571 00:29:57,337 --> 00:29:58,838 JUST AT MY-- JUST RELAXED. 572 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:01,257 >> Stephen: ME TOO, WE'RE EVEN. 573 00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:01,925 >> YOU TOO? 574 00:30:02,008 --> 00:30:03,718 WHAT TIME IS IT WHERE ARE YOU. 575 00:30:03,801 --> 00:30:04,511 >> Stephen: WHAT DID YOU SAY? 576 00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:05,929 >> WHAT TIME IS IT WHERE ARE YOU. 577 00:30:06,012 --> 00:30:09,349 >> Stephen: JUST PAST MY BED TIME, I PROMISE YOU. 578 00:30:09,432 --> 00:30:10,225 >> I SEE. 579 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:13,770 >> Stephen: I AM MUCH OLDER THAN YOU ARE. 580 00:30:13,853 --> 00:30:16,814 I YOU YOU CREATED, WROTE, DIRECTED AND STARRED IN, WAS 581 00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:20,985 RELEASED LAST SUMMER AND IT WAS AN INSTANT CRITICAL SUCCESS. 582 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:24,239 AMAZING THINGS IN THE REVIEWS. 583 00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:26,908 IS HBO, I MAY DESTROY YOU MIGHT BE THE BEST TV SHOW OF THE YEAR. 584 00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:34,707 I MAY DESTROY YOU, HBO'S NEW UNFORGETTABLE, UNMISSABLE DRAMA. 585 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:37,919 HBO'S I MAY DESTROY SU THE MOST ASTONISHING SHOW ON TV RIGHT 586 00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:39,045 NOW. 587 00:30:39,128 --> 00:30:43,091 IT'S GETTING ALL OF THIS INCREDIBLE PRAISE DURING COVID 588 00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:44,968 QUARANTINE, COULD YOU FEEL IT? 589 00:30:45,051 --> 00:30:47,887 OR WAS THAT ALL JUST HAPPENING AT A GREAT DISTANCE LIKE A CHOIR 590 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:51,057 SINGING IN A DISTANT ROOM. 591 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:53,601 >> YES, VERY MUCH. 592 00:30:53,685 --> 00:31:00,108 THEY SENT ME THIS FRAMED POSTER WITH MY FACE AS ARABELLA AND ALL 593 00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:03,278 OF THESE CAPTIONS FROM THESE WONDERFUL JOURNALISTS. 594 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:06,072 AND I REMEMBER OPENING THE PACKAGE AND LOOKING AT ALL THE 595 00:31:06,155 --> 00:31:12,620 QUOTES AND MY HEAD WAS JUST SPINNING BECAUSE IT IS-- LIFE IS 596 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,747 SO SMALL, YOU KNOW, I WAKE UP. 597 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:15,290 I GO TO A RUN. 598 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:18,126 I ORDER IN MY GROCERIES. 599 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:18,543 I WATCH TV. 600 00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:20,503 I GO TO SLEEP. 601 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:24,382 SO TO SEE IT, IT WAS LIKE THIS IS WEIRD. 602 00:31:24,465 --> 00:31:26,759 THERE IS A DISCONNECT. 603 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:31,097 I THINK IT'S DEFINITELY BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC. 604 00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:35,518 >> Stephen: THE SHOW IS BASED ON YOUR OWN STORY. 605 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:42,317 AND WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO TAKE YOUR OWN TRAUMA AND TURN THAT 606 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,986 INTO A STORY THAT YOU SHARE WITH OTHER PEOPLE, WHAT WAS THAT 607 00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:49,866 DIFFICULT OR WAS IT IN SOME WAYS EMPOWERING? 608 00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:52,702 >> I THINK IF WAS BOTH OF THOSE THINGS. 609 00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:59,125 IT STARTS OFF REALLY SMALL WHEN YOU, I'M SURE YOU KNOW WHEN YOU 610 00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:00,293 MAKE CONVERSATION. 611 00:32:00,376 --> 00:32:04,505 IT IS LAUNCHED TO THE WORLD, BEFORE YOUR CAST EVEN GATHERS 612 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:09,135 FOR A TABLE READ, THERE SAY VERY INTIMATE YEAR AND A HALF OF 613 00:32:09,218 --> 00:32:16,893 WRITING WHERE YOU ARE CREATING SOMETHING AND SHARING IT WITH 614 00:32:16,976 --> 00:32:22,315 HBO AND THAT IS MY COPRODUCERS PHIL AND TED AT THE BBC, SO IT 615 00:32:22,398 --> 00:32:25,902 IS THIS TINY PUB THE HUB, AND EVERYTHING FEELS REALLY 616 00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:27,153 INTIMATE. 617 00:32:27,236 --> 00:32:29,739 AND THEN THERE IS THE NEXT PHASE WHERE THE CAST HAS YOUR SCRIPT 618 00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:34,869 AND THE CREW HAVE YOUR SCRIPT AND NOW A FEW HUNDRED PEOPLE ARE 619 00:32:34,952 --> 00:32:36,037 READING IT AND THEN IT GOES TO THE WORLD AND IT IS MILLIONS. 620 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:41,250 SO IT FEELS QUITE GRADUAL IN SHARING SOMETHING SO PERSONAL, 621 00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:48,383 AND IT IS STILL HARD AND IT IS STILL TRIPPY BUT SOMETHING 622 00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:51,886 CAUSED A LOT OF PAIN AND SOMETIMES IT IS A SURPRISE TO ME 623 00:32:51,969 --> 00:32:53,846 THE FACT THAT IT EVEN HAPPENS. 624 00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:58,393 IT IS SOMETIMES TRIPPY THAT SO MANY PEOPLE ARE HEARING ABOUT 625 00:32:58,476 --> 00:32:58,851 IT. 626 00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,895 AND WATCHING IT. 627 00:33:00,978 --> 00:33:04,857 BUT THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT MAKING A SHOW ABOUT YOUR PAIN, 628 00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:11,447 IT'S ALMOST AS IF NEW MEMORIES REPLACE OLD ONES, OR SORT OF 629 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:14,283 STAND BESIDE PAINFUL MEMORIES SO WHENEVER YOU THINK ABOUT THE 630 00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:18,162 PAIN YOU THINK ABOUT THE BEAUTIFUL EXPERIENCE OF MAKING 631 00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:21,749 THE SHOW AND WHAT A JOY IT WAS AND HOW MANY OPPORTUNITIES IT 632 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,126 GAVE TO OTHER PEOPLE AS WELL AS MYSELF. 633 00:33:23,209 --> 00:33:28,548 >> IS THIS TRUE THAT BEFORE YOU, EVERY TIME BEFORE YOU START 634 00:33:28,631 --> 00:33:32,385 WRITING A PROJECT YOU GOOGLE HOW TO WRITE A TELEVISION SERIES? 635 00:33:32,468 --> 00:33:35,972 >> YES, YES, I MEAN HAVE I ONLY MADE THE THREE. 636 00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:38,141 THIS IS THE THIRD SHOW. 637 00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:39,308 >> >> Stephen: ONLY THREE. 638 00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:43,604 >> WELL, YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN IN THIS GAME FOR A 639 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:44,439 VERY LONG TIME. 640 00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:45,732 >> Stephen: I KNOW, BUT THAT IS A LOT. 641 00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:51,571 SO WHAT DO YOU LEARN, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO REGOOGLE IT EVERY TIME. 642 00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:54,073 >> NOW ARE YOU ASKING ME WHAT I LEARN, AND AGAIN I DON'T 643 00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:56,075 REMEMBER WHICH MEANS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GOOGLE AGAIN. 644 00:33:56,159 --> 00:34:04,667 I THINK I'M LEARNING SOME SORT OF BASIC LIKE ADD STRUCTURE, IN 645 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:09,338 THE HERO HAS TO LEARN SOMETHING, AND FIRST YOU BEGIN WITH, YOU 646 00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:12,133 SET UP THE LIFE AND THEN WE MEET A PROBLEM. 647 00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:16,304 IT'S SOME BASIC STUFF THAT I THINK OTHER PEOPLE LEARNED WHEN 648 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:21,225 THEY WERE WRITING IN WRITER'S ROOMS OR WHEN THEY WENT TO 649 00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:23,311 SCHOOL STO LEARN ABOUT WRITING. 650 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:26,481 HAVE I NEVER DONE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS SO I HAVE TO KEEP 651 00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:31,277 SORT OF LEARNING THIS ELEMENTARY, LIKE WIKIHOW TO 652 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,069 WRITE. 653 00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:33,321 >> Stephen: YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB. 654 00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:37,116 SO POST SOME LINK FOR THE REST OF US THAT COULD USE REFRESHERS. 655 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:42,872 >> TYPE IT IN GOOGLE OR DOT DOT GO, WHATEVER YOUR SEARCH ENGINE, 656 00:34:42,955 --> 00:34:45,166 AOL, ASK JEEFS HOW TO WRITE A TV SHOW. 657 00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:49,295 YOU CAN ALWAYS DO HOW TO WRITE A COMEDY, HOW TO WRITE A DRAMA. 658 00:34:49,378 --> 00:34:50,171 IT'S ALL THERE. 659 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:52,131 >> Stephen: THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. 660 00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:53,216 >> PLEASURE. 661 00:34:53,299 --> 00:34:57,053 >> Stephen: I MAY DESTROY YOU IS AVAILABLE NOW ON HBO. 662 00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:58,179 MICHAELA COEL, EVERYBODY. 663 00:34:58,262 --> 00:35:00,264 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY KINGS OF LEON. 664 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:32,380 >> SIN HE MA, NO. 665 00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:35,883 PLEASE RISE FOR OUR GREAT AN MIGHTY EMPEROR. 666 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,761 SO WHEN I USE MY PHONE TO PASS JUDGMENT I TRY TO BE SENSITIVE 667 00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:43,724 ABOUT IT BECAUSE ST SOMEONE'S FATE, THIS AFFECTS 40 MILLION, 668 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:48,396 SO I TRY TO FAIN BEING SAD, MAYBE MAKE A FROWNY FACE AND SAY 669 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:49,355 THIS IS SO HARD. 670 00:35:49,438 --> 00:35:52,066 >> THEY SAY OUR CULTURE IS BAR BARIC. 671 00:35:52,149 --> 00:35:52,817 >> SUCH CRAP. 672 00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:54,694 >> AT LEAST WE GAVE OUR GUYS HELP. 673 00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:04,412 >> Stephen: AND NOW, BACK FOR ANOTHER NIGHT, PERFORMING 674 00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:08,416 "STORMY WEATHER" FROM THEIR ALBUM, "WHEN YOU SEE YOURSELF," 675 00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:09,250 KINGS OF LEON. 676 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:15,381 ♪ FOUR IN THE MORNING CAME AND YOU LEFT 677 00:36:15,464 --> 00:36:23,347 ♪ WITHOUT WARNING LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME LOVER 678 00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:34,150 ♪ A RIGHT NOW MAN ♪ ♪ ♪ 679 00:36:34,233 --> 00:36:42,325 ♪ A RIGHT NOW MAN ♪ ♪ ♪ 680 00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:45,119 ♪ RUNNING LIKE A BULL OF PAMPLONA 681 00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:54,837 ♪ TRY AS I MIGHT TO CONTROL YOU YOU'RE LIKE SMOKE IN MY EYES 682 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:59,634 ♪ CLOSED EVERY TIME FACE OF A STARCHILD 683 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:07,350 ♪ BORN IN A SEA, A MILE HIGH NEVER SEEN A BAD MOON RISE 684 00:37:07,433 --> 00:37:16,651 ♪ IT'S THE RIGHT TIME NOW TIME AWAY FROM HERE 685 00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:23,366 ♪ HAS NEVER FELT SO LONG FIND YOUR SOUVENIR 686 00:37:23,449 --> 00:37:31,332 ♪ AND MAKE YOUR WAY BACK HOME I SEE STORMY WEATHER 687 00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:42,843 ♪ THIS COULD BE THE PLACE THE PLACE 688 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:51,352 ♪ BETTER LATE THAN NEVER THIS IS JUST A TASTE 689 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:59,360 ♪ A TASTE WORKING THE FLOOR 690 00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:03,030 ♪ ON THE WEEKEND NO ONE CAN SPIN IT 691 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:05,491 ♪ LIKE WE CAN NO TIME TO EXPLAIN 692 00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:11,497 ♪ YOU PUT A FACE TO THE NAME THE WEIGHT 693 00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:16,377 ♪ OF THE EVENING CHRIST, I'VE BEEN TAKING 694 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:23,426 ♪ A BEATING I CAN BE YOUR GOOD TIME LOVER 695 00:38:23,509 --> 00:38:31,392 ♪ YOUR RIGHT NOW MAN TIME AWAY FROM HERE 696 00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:39,525 ♪ HAS NEVER FELT SO LONG QUIET IN THE AIR 697 00:38:39,608 --> 00:38:47,408 ♪ NEVER TOO FAR GONE CHASING THROUGH THE NIGHT 698 00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:54,915 ♪ OUT THERE ON YOUR OWN FIND YOUR SOUVENIR 699 00:38:54,999 --> 00:39:06,969 ♪ AND MAKE YOUR WAY BACK HOME ♪ ♪ ♪ 700 00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:15,436 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I SEE STORMY WEATHER 701 00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:27,448 THIS COULD BE THE PLACE ♪ THE PLACE 702 00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:35,456 BETTER LATE THAN NEVER ♪ THIS IS JUST A TASTE 703 00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:47,093 IT'S THE RIGHT TIME NOW ♪ >> Stephen: KINGS OF LEON, 704 00:39:47,176 --> 00:39:47,927 EVERYBODY. 705 00:39:48,010 --> 00:39:48,344 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 706 00:39:48,427 --> 00:39:50,805 ♪ ♪ ♪ 707 00:39:58,437 --> 00:40:00,356 >> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR 'A' LATE SHOW, TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN 708 00:40:00,439 --> 00:40:03,317 MY GUEST WILL BE RIZ AHMET-- AHMED AND MUSICAL GUESTS 709 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,777 JANELLE MRK ONAE. 710 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:05,361 JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT. 711 00:40:05,444 --> 00:40:10,491 GOOD NIGHT. 712 00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:13,619 >> OH YEAH, YOU HEARD THE DOCTOR, IT IS A CDC APPROVED 713 00:40:13,702 --> 00:40:14,870 GERIATRIC ORGY. 714 00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:16,831 I SAID ORGY. 715 00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:20,376 THAT IS HOW, THAT SHOW UNHIP I AM TO THE LIFESTYLE. 716 00:40:20,459 --> 00:40:24,046 I JUST SAID ORGY. 717 00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:29,510 IF YOU WANT ANY PROOF THAT I HAVE NEVER BEEN INVITED TO AN 718 00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:30,845 ORGY, IT IS THAT I JUST SAID ORGY.