>> TOGETHER AGAIN AT THE WHITE
HOUSE, FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA RETURNS TODAY FOR THE
FIRST TIME SINCE HE LEFT OFFICE. >> PRESIDENT OBAMA AND PRESIDENT
BIDEN APPEARING TOGETHER SIDE BY SIDE.
>> IN 2014, TWO MEN TOOK ON A VIRAL OUTBREAK, RUSSIAN
AGGRESSION, AND AN INCREASINGLY FRINGE RIGHT-WING OPPOSITION
PARTY. AND NOW...
>> TRACKING ANOTHER NEW VARIANT. >> THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO
IT... >> PUTIN'S INVASION OF YOUK.
>> ...ALL OVER AGAIN. >> LIKE, LIKE, LIKE NUDE, AND
TAKING PEYOTE OR SOMETHING. >> THIS SPRING, THE BOYS ARE
BACK IN TOWN, AND THEY'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT NOTHING HAS CHANGED.
SARAH PALIN IS STILL A THING. TOM BRADY IS STILL A THING.
AND THE QUEEN IS STILL ALIVE, AS OF THE TIME OF THIS REPORTING.
2014:2, STARRING JOE BIDEN AS PRESIDENT, BARACK OBAMA AS
FORMER PRESIDENT, AND THIS GUY RETURNING TO HIS ICONIC ROLE.
>> TRUMP'S SOCIAL MEDIA APP "TRUTH SOCIAL" HAS FAILED TO
GAIN TRACTION. >> AS TERRIBLE BUSINESS MAN.
2014:2, 2022 FAST, 22 FAMILIAR, BACK TO THE RECENT, POTUS TRAP,
THE THE BLEAQUEL. RATED "R" FOR--
>> LIKE, LIKE, LIKE NUDE AND-- AND TAKING PEYOTE, OR SOMETHING.
>> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE
SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT." TONIGHT:
PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES:
OSCAR ISAAC FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY
HUMAN. AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE
ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: HEY! GOOD TO SEE YOU!
SOOTS OLD HOME WEEK. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WON'T YOU PLEASE-- OH! DOES THIS LOOK NICE OVER HERE.
WELCOME, WELCOME ONE AND ALL, IN HERE, OUT THERE, ALL AROUND THE
WORLD, TO "THE LATE SHOW." I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) PLEASE.
THANK YOU, PADRE. FOLKS, I GOTTA SAY, I FEEL YOUNG
TODAY. AS I DO EVERY DAY, BECAUSE I
WEAR MAKEUP. BUT EVEN MORE SO
BECAUSE, EARLIER TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN WELCOMED A
SPECIAL GUEST TO THE WHITE HOUSE: FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK
OBAMA, WHO GOT A STANDING OVATION.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WISH I KNEW WHAT THAT FELT LIKE.
THEN, HOPEFULLY, THEY LOCKED THE DOORS TO KEEP HIM IN.
HE CAN COME OUT AFTER THE MIDTERMS.
THIS IS A PRETTY BIG MOMENT, ACTUALLY, BECAUSE OBAMA
WAS BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FIVE YEARS.
HE WAS THERE TO PROMOTE OBAMACARE AND GET THAT PACK OF
SMOKES HE FORGOT IN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM.
( WHISPERING ) DON'T TELL MICHELLE.
OBAMA OPENED HIS SPEECH MEMORABLY:
>> VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN-- VICE PRESIDENT--
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: IT'S FUNNY, I'M NOT
SURE IF I BUY THAT WAS A JOKE. I THINK HE WENT UP THERE, AND
THE FIRST THING HE SAID WAS A GAFFE.
HE AND BIDEN HAVE MORE IN COMMON THAN WE THOUGHT.
OBAMA EXPLAINED THAT THIS WAS AN UNUSUAL DAY FOR HIM:
>> COMING BACK, EVEN IF I HAVE TO WEAR A TIE, WHICH I VERY
RARELY DO THESE DAYS. >> Stephen: YES, FROM WHAT I'VE
SEEN OF YOUR RETIREMENT, MR. PRESIDENT, YOU RARELY WEAR
A TIE, OR A SHIRT. ( LAUGHTER )
HE THEN LOOKED BACK AT WHAT IT TOOK TO GET THE AFFORDABLE CARE
ACT GOING. >> REPUBLICANS TRIED TO REPEAL
WHAT WE HAD DONE. THEY TRIED EXPLICITLY TO
MAKE IT HARDER FOR PEOPLE TO SIGN UP FOR COVERAGE.
AND LET'S FACE IT, IT DIDN'T HELP THAT WHEN WE FIRST ROLLED
OUT THE A.C.A., THE WEBSITE DIDN'T WORK.
( LAUGHTER ) MOMENTS.
( LAUGHING ) >> Stephen: REMEMBER WHEN
AMERICA'S BIGGEST PROBLEM WAS THERE WAS A WEBSITE THAT TOOK A
WHILE TO LOAD, BUT THEN WHEN IT DID, YOU GOT HEALTH CARE?
( LAUGHS ) ( APPLAUSE )
YES, WE CAN. ( LAUGHTER )
TURN TO REMINISCE. >> MR. PRESIDENT, WELCOME BACK
TO THE WHITE HOUSE, MAN. FEELS LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS.
( APPLAUSE ) SO MANY GOOD MEMORIES.
WE JUST HAD LUNCH TOGETHER, AND WE WEREN'T SURE WHO WAS SUPPOSED
TO SIT WHERE. >> Stephen: HE'S JOKING,
OBVIOUSLY, BUT IT STILL MUST BE NICE THAT BIDEN NO LONGER HAS TO
SIT AT THE VICE PRESIDENT'S TABLE.
( LAUGHTER ) SUPPOSEDLY-- SUPPOSEDLY-- WORD
WAS OBAMA WAS THERE TO CELEBRATE PRESIDENT BIDEN'S SIGNING AN
EXECUTIVE ORDER TO EXPAND COVERAGE UNDER THE
AFFORDABLE CARE ACT. BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE
SPECULATING THAT OBAMA REALLY WAS THERE BECAUSE BIDEN IS
FALLING IN THE POLLS AND DEMOCRATS ARE LOOKING FOR A
SPARK. I UNDERSTAND THAT THEORY, BUT
ISN'T THAT LIKE YOU TRYING TO GET THE SPARK GOING WITH YOUR
WIFE BY INVITING HER SEXY OLD BOYFRIEND THAT BROKE UP WITH HER
AT YOUR ANNIVERSARY DINNER? "LOOK WHO'S HERE, HONEY.
LOOK WHO'S HERE. LOOK WHO I INVADED.
IT'S-- ( APPLAUSE )
IT'S BRAD! YOU LIKED HIM.
I KNOW YOU LIKED HIM, BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU EVEN YELL HIS NAME
OUT AT SURPRISING MOMENTS. IS THIS GETTING YOU GOING?
SING SOME AL GREEN, BRAD. HE PADDLEBOARDS!"
HEY, SPEAKING OF WASHINGTON, DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE SUPREME
COURT? TURNS OUT, KETANJI BROWN JACKSON
IS ON A CLEAR TRACK TO BE CONFIRMED LATER THIS WEEK AS THE
SUPREME COURT'S 116th JUSTICE ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
BLACK WOMAN. THAT IS FANTASTIC!
BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S OUT OF COMMITTEE ALREADY.
WE NEVER EVEN FOUND OUT IF SHE LIKES BEER!
( LAUGHTER ) WOULD BE CONFIRMED WHEN SHE GOT
PUBLIC ENDORSEMENTS FROM REPUBLICAN SENATORS
SUSAN COLLINS, MITT ROMNEY, AND LISA MURKOWSKI.
AAAAAAND I'M BEING TOLD ALL THREE OF THEM HAVE NOW BEEN
CENSURED BY THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, AND MURKOWSKI IS BEING
PRIMARIED IN ALASKA BY THE QANON POLAR BEAR.
( LAUGHTER ) ANOTHER-- KIND OF SILLY TO SEE A
BEAR-- A BEAR WITH A FUR HAT ON. KIND OF WEIRD TO SEE A BEAR WITH
A HAT ON. ANOTHER REPUBLICAN WHO HAS
FLIRTED WITH THE IDEA OF BEING REASONABLE IS MISSOURI SENATOR
AND OFF-DUTY JOKER, ROY BLUNT.
ON THIS WEEK'S "THIS WEEK," BLUNT SAID THIS ABOUT JUDGE
JACKSON: >> SHE'S CERTAINLY QUALIFIED,
SHE'S GOT A GREAT PERSONALITY, I THINK WILL BE A GOOD COLLEAGUE
ON THE COURT. >> Stephen: OH, GREAT, SO SHE'S
GOT YOUR SUPPORT. >> I WON'T BE SUPPORTING HER.
>> Stephen: WHAT? YOU JUST SAID SHE'S CERTAINLY
QUALIFIED. I'D HATE TO SEE HIS GUY'S YELP
REVIEWS: "GREAT FOOD, IMPECCABLE SERVICE,
WONDERFUL ATMOSPHERE. BURN IT TO THE GROUND."
( APPLAUSE ) BIPARTISANSHIP BY TRYING TO HAVE
IT BOTH WAYS. >> SHE'S CERTAINLY GOING TO BE
CONFIRMED. I THINK IT WILL BE A HIGH POINT
FOR THE COUNTRY TO SEE HER GO ON THE COURT AND TAKE HER UNIQUE
PERSPECTIVE TO THE COURT. I WON'T BE SUPPORTING HER, BUT
I'LL BE JOINING OTHERS IN UNDERSTANDING THE IMPORTANCE OF
THIS MOMENT. >> Stephen: NO!
NO, NO! YOU DON'T GET TO SAY YOU
UNDERSTAND ANYTHING IF YOU'RE ACTIVELY FIGHTING AGAINST THAT
THING. THERE IS A REASON-- THERE IS A
REASON-- ( APPLAUSE )
ENDGAME" DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THIS: >> I UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE
OF THIS MOMEEEENT! IRON MAN WAS RIGHT THE WHOLE
TIME! BYEEEE"
>> Stephen: WHILE SOME REPUBLICANS HAVE BROKEN RANKS
TO SUPPORT SOON-TO-BE-JUSTICE JACKSON, THEY ARE FULLY UNITED
AGAINST WHAT THEY SAY IS THE REAL THREAT TO AMERICA: CARTOON
RODENTS MAKING YOUR CHILDREN GAY.
YOU SEE, DISNEY SPOKE OUT AGAINST FLORIDA'S STUPID AND
HATEFUL "DON'T SAY GAY" BILL, SO SO NOW--
( APPLAUSE ) IN RESPONSE FLORIDA REPUBLICANS
HAVE PUT DISNEY IN THEIR SIGHTS, LIKE IT WAS BAMBI'S MOM.
I KNOW, IT'S SAD, ISN'T IT? DID YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
IN THAT MOVIE? SPOILER.
THIS WEEKEND, THE DISNEY CORPORATION GOT A THREAT FROM
FLORIDA G.O.P. LAWMAKER AND STANDUP, SAYING, "THIS GUY KNOWS
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT" TO A GUY WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE'S
TALKING ABOUT, ANTHONY SABITINI. SABITINI WARNED DISNEY THAT,
THANKS TO THEIR OPPOSITION TO THE "DON'T SAY GAY" BILL, THEY
SHOULD GET READY TO EXPERIENCE "LIVING HELL."
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE LINE FOR "BELLE'S CASTLE."
AND EVEN ONCE YOU'RE IN THERE, YOU GOTTA SIT IN THE LIBRARY FOR
20 MINUTES BEFORE YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE WITH HER!
THEY SAID, "BE OUR GUEST!" THAT TALKING CANDLE IS A LIAR!
( LAUGHTER ) THE CUP'S NAME IS CHIP.
SABITINI HAS A SPECIFIC TYPE OF HELL IN MIND.
HE WANTS TO TAKE AWAY DISNEY'S SPECIAL TAX PRIVILEGES, AS WELL
AS THE COMPANY'S ABILITY TO ACT WITH THE SAME AUTHORITY AND
RESPONSIBILITY AS A COUNTY GOVERNMENT.
NOW WAIT A SECOND. DISNEY HAS TO HAVE THE SAME
AUTHORITY AS A GOVERNMENT. HOW ELSE CAN THEY ARREST AND
JAIL THE LITTLE-KNOWN EIGHTH DWARF, STABBY.
( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW THERE'S A STABY.
THERE'S A STABY. THERE'S A METHY.
THERE'S AN ARSONY. ( APPLAUSE )
THREATENING TO PUNISH DISNEY FOR SUPPORTING L.G.B.T.Q. RIGHTS.
REPUBLICANS SAY THEY'RE AGAINST CANCEL CULTURE, BUT NOW THEY'RE
TRYING TO CANCEL WHAT THEY CALL A "WOKE" COMPANY, WHOSE CORE
MESSAGE, I WILL REMIND YOU, IS "IT'S OKAY TO KISS WOMEN WHILE
THEY'RE IN A DRUG-INDUCED STUPOR."
( APPLAUSE ) IT'S FINE!
SHOW IT TO THE KIDS! LET THE KIDS WATCH!
IF THE FLORIDA WAR ON DISNEY HAS REACHED ALL THE WAY UP TO
CONGRESS-- IT HAS REACHED UP THERE, NOT "IF.
THE. IT HAS.
WITH MATT GAETZ TWEETING: "THINGS THAT SCARE
DISNEY: MUNICIPAL DISSOLUTIO &-D ANOTHER THING THAT SCARES
DISNEY? MATT GAETZ WITHIN 50 YARDS OF
THE TEACUP RIDE. ( LAUGHTER )
SPEAKING-- SPEAKING OF FIGHTING BEHEMOTH
CORPORATIONS, AMAZON. THIS PAST FRIDAY, AMAZON WORKERS
IN NEW YORK CITY VOTED TO FORM THE FIRST U.S. UNION.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THIS IS GREAT NEWS.
THAT IS FANTASTIC. AND AMAZON IS NOW GOING ALL OUT
TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
LEAKED DOCUMENTS SHOW THEY'RE PLANNING A NEW MESSAGING APP FOR
THEIR EMPLOYEES WHICH WOULD BAN WORDS THAT PERTAIN TO ORGANIZING
A UNION, INCLUDING "UNFAIR, INJUSTICE, ETHICS, DIVERSITY,
FAIRNESS, PAY RAISE," AND PHRASES LIKE "THIS IS DUMB" OR
"THIS IS CONCERNING." BUT IF YOU CAN'T SAY "THIS IS
DUMB," HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO DESCRIBE THIS HAT?
( LAUGHTER ) THE APP-- IT PA-CHEW!
THE APP ESSENTIALLY CENSORS ANYTHING THAT'S CONTROVERSIAL AT
AMAZON, INCLUDING THE WORD "RESTROOM."
WHICH, YOU KNOW, MAY NOT BE MISSED.
MANY AMAZON WORKERS ARE MORE FAMILIAR WITH THE PHRASES,
"EMPTY POWERADE BOTTLE" AND "ON BEZOS'S GRAVE."
( LAUGHTER ) IF THIS APP-- PA-CHEW-CHEW.
IF THIS APP DOES LAUNCH, IT WOULD BE HARD FOR AMAZON
EMPLOYEES TO OPENLY CRITICIZE THEIR CONDITIONS.
BUT AS A SOUTH CAROLINIAN, I'VE GOT A WORKAROUND: IT'S CALLED
BEING SOUTHERN. MEET ME OVER AT THE "SOUTHERN
HOSPITALITY" CAM. AMAZON, AMAZON, YOU'RE TRYING TO
KEEP WORKERS FROM TALKING TO EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS LIKE
RESTROOMS, ETHICS, AND PAY RAISES?
WELL, BLESS YOUR HEART. ( LAUGHTER )
IT'S-- IT'S NOT-- NO, NO. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU WEREN'T
RAISED RIGHT. WHAT YOU'RE DOING ISN'T WRONG.
IT'S JUST SO UNIQUE. AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE SIZE
OF YOUR SPACESHIP. SOME PEOPLE LIKE SMALL ROCKETS.
OKAY? OKAY?
HEY, I'LL PRAY FOR YOU. ( LAUGHTER )
WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
MY GUESTS IS OSCAR ISAAC. BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, MR. JON
BATISTE WILL TELL US ALL ABOUT THE GRAMMIES.
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK!
GIVE A BIG "LATE SHOW" "HELLO TO MR. JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN,
EVERYBODY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OH, MY GOODNESS. FOLKS, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE IN
MY HAND... I GOT THE CARDS TALKING TO THE GUEST TONIGHT.
I'VE GOT TWO AMAZING GUESTS TONIGHT.
YOU'RE NOT ANYTHING TO SEE THESE PEOPLE ANYWHERE ELSE TONIGHT.
THE WONDERFUL, THE TALENTED OSCAR ISAAC IS HERE TONIGHT FROM
THE NEW DISNEY+ SHOW "MOON KNIGHT."
BEFORE WE DO ANY OF THAT, THERE'S ONE THING-- THE ONE
THING I GOTTA DO, I'VE WANTED TO DO FOR DAYS NOW, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME MR. JON BATISTE.
PLEASE, COME ON OVER HERE, MY FRIEND.
♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THERE YOU GO.
THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE.
>> Jon: THE VIBE. >> Stephen: HEY, MAN, IT'S
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?
>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS! >> Stephen: LET ME REMIND THE
PEOPLE WHAT HAPPENED. ON SUNDAY NIGHT YOU WON BEST
AMERICAN ROOT PERFORMANCE. BEST AMERICAN ROOT SONG, BEST
SCORE FOR "SOUL." BEST MUSIC VIDEO FOR "FREEDOM."
AND THE BIG KAJUNA, ALBUM OF THE YEAR FOR "WE ARE."
>> Jon: WE DID IT, WE HIT THEM.
THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS.
WE GOT THEM ROLLING. ( APPLAUSE )
THE DAY. TAKE ME THROUGH THE DAY.
SO, LIKE, EIGHT OF YOUR CATEGORIES WERE PREBROADCAST,
RIGHT? >> Jon: YES, YES.
>> Stephen: TELL ME THAT AFTERNOON.
>> Jon: WELL, WE WERE LATE. >> Stephen: YOU WERE LATE FOR
THE CEREMONY? >> Jon: WE WERE LATE FOR THE
CEREMONY. AND THE PREBROADCAST.
>> Stephen: AND YOU HAD A BUNCH OF FAMILY WITH YOU, RIGHT?
>> Jon: MY WHOLE FAMILY. MY GRANDFATHER WAS WITH ME.
HE'S ALMOST 90. HE'S 89 YEARS OLD.
AND MY-- MY-- MY DAD, MY MOM, MY NEPHEWS, MY SISTER, MY FRIEND
RYAN WHO EXECUTIVE PRODUCED THE RECORD WITH ME.
JAKOB. RYAN WIFE'S AMANDA.
AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO I DON'T QUITE KNOW VERY WELL.
( LAUGHTER ) TO SAY THEY KNOW YOU VERY WELL
NOW. >> Jon: DEFINITELY.
THEY WERE HANGING OUT. IT WAS A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE
IN THE ROOM ALL THE TIME. AND SO I HAD REHEARSAL, BECAUSE
WE WERE PERFORMING THEN. THEY DIDN'T REALLY WORK IT OUT
FOR YOU IF YOU HAVE 11 NOMINATIONS BECAUSE IF YOU ARE
PERFORMING, YOU HAVE TO REHEARSE AND YOU HAVE TO SOUND CHECK, AND
YOU HAVE WARDROBE FOR THAT. AND THAT'S THE SAME TIME AS THE
PRETELECAST, WHERE EIGHT OF THE NOMINATIONS WERE.
AND THEN I-- THEY WANTED ME TO DO ALL THIS STUFF ON THE RED
CARPET. AND YOU GOTTA BE THERE DURING
THE TIME THAT THE PRETELECAST IS ENDING.
>> Stephen: THEY DIDN'T PLAN FOR THAT?
BECAUSE THERE WAS NO ONE ELSE FOR WHOM THEY HAD TO PLAN THAT,
JON. YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WITH 11
NOMINATIONS. ( APPLAUSE )
THE WHOLE DAY. JUST FOR YOU.
>> Jon: A WHOLE LOT OF KNOW-- >> Stephen: I WANT TO GET TO
THE MOMENT THOUGH-- SO YOU WON-- FOUR OF THOSE EIGHT IN THE PRE.
>> Jon: YES, YES. >> Stephen: THEN YOU GET TO
THE BROADCAST, AND AS I WAS SAYING LAST NIGHT ON THE SHOW
WITH LOUIS, EVIE AND I ARE WATCHING IT ALL NIGHT.
WE'RE LIKE, OH, HE LOST THAT. OH, HE LOST THAT.
AND THEN ALBUM OF THE YEAR COMES ALONG.
AND IT'S NOT ONLY THE PEOPLE YOU HAVE ALREADY COMPETED AGAINST
BUT THEY TOSS IN ALL KINDS OF OTHER PEOPLE IN THERE.
LET'S THROW THE BEATLES IN AND BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND DUKE
DELLINGTON AND THE GUY WHO INVENTED SOUND, WHATEVER.
LISTEN, HE'S FANTASTIC BUT I DON'T SEE HOW-- BUT THEN, THIS
IS WHAT HAPPENS. >> AND THE GRAMMY GOES TO...
IT "WE ARE," JON BATISTE! ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
IN THAT MOMENT... THE MOST SURPRISED PERSON IN
THAT ROOM MIGHT BE YOU. >> Jon: OH, YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S GOING ON-- WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR MIND AND
YOUR HEART AT THAT MOMENT? >> Jon: MAN, IT'S SO MUCH I'M
STILL PROCESSING IT. FIRST OFF, THE FACT THAT MY
FAMILY IS THERE TO WITNESS THAT IS INCREDIBLE.
IT'S INCREDIBLE. JUST SO MUCH WENT INTO THAT
MOMENT-- PIANO LESSONS, CIVIL RIGHTS MARCHES, ALL KINDS OF
JUST LIKE-- THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE MOMENT.
( APPLAUSE ) SO THAT HAPPENED.
BUT THEN I WAS ALSO COMING OFF THE HIGH OF THE PERFORMANCE,
WHICH I WAS SO FOCUSED ON THAT PERFORMANCE-- WE STARTED
REHEARSING FOR THAT ON WEDNESDAY.
AND THEN BY THE TIME IT WAS DONE, THERE WAS, LIKE, 20
MINUTES LEFT IN THE SHOW. >> Stephen: WOW.
YOU COULD HAVE ENDED THE SHOW RIGHT THERE.
YOU BURNED IT TO THE GROUND. >> Jon: OH, MAN, I WAS HAVING
A GOOD TIME. I CHANGED CLOTHES AND I SWEAT
THROUGH THE CLOTHES AND I HAD MY CLOAK AND I WAS PLANNING ON
SITTING THERE IN THE VIBE. AND THEN I SEEN UNCLE LENNY COME
UP THERE. AND HE SAID-- HE WAS, LIKE, I
THINK HE HAD TO KNOW. BECAUSE HE KEPT LOOKING AT ME.
HE WAS SITTING RIGHT IN FRONT. IT WAS SO SURREAL.
AND THEN MY MOM IS LIKE, "YOU GOT THIS ONE."
I'M LIKE, "YEAH, MOM." ( LAUGHTER ).
THAT? >> Jon: YEAH, MOM SAID THAT.
SHE SAID, "I LOVE THAT ALBUM." I SAID, "YEAH, ME, TOO."
( LAUGHTER ) THEY TURN AROUND AND SAY WE HOPE
YOU WIN THIS ONE. IT WAS LIKE A POD OVER THE WEEK
AND THEY WERE SO NICE. EVERYBODY WAS SO SUPPORTIVE.
AT LEAST EVERYBODY IS GOING TO BE ON A GOOD VIBE.
WHOEVER WINS WILL BE CLAPPING FOR THIS PERSON.
IT WON'T BE ME. AND THEN THEY SAID, ""WE ARE--"
AND THE PEOPLE WERE SO LOUD. IT WAS SO LOUD THEY ALMOST
DIDN'T REALLY KNOW IT WAS ME BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T SAY MY NAME
UNTIL AFTER THE TITLE. I WAS LIKE MAYBE THAT'S SOMEBODY
ELSE'S ALBUM THAT SOUNDS LIKE "WE ARE."
( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> Stephen: I KNOW. I KNOW.
>> Jon: BUT THAT WAS IT. >> Stephen: YEAH.
I WAS AFRAID HE WAS GOING TO SAY JOHN OLIVER.
( LAUGHTER ) TIME.
I HEAR THAT EVERY YEAR. >> Jon: NOT LAST --
>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND, I UNDERSTAND.
OKAY, SO, WHAT CAN YOU DO AFTERWARDS?
TELL ME ABOUT-- SO YOU GET THE THING.
YOU GAVE A BEAUTIFUL SPEECH ABOUT HOW YOUR MUSIC SAY
SPIRITUAL EXERCISE FOR YOU, IT'S INCREDIBLY LOVING.
AND THEN I KNOW YOU DON'T DRINK. HOW DID YOU CELEBRATE?
DID YOU GO PLAY MUSIC? >> Jon: YOU WHAT I ACTUALLY--
NO LIE, I WENT TO EAT SOME FOOD, AND I WAS SO TIRED IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE MEAL THAT I LEFT AFTER EATING THE FIRST HALF, AND WENT
TO BED. ( LAUGHTER )
GOOD FOR YOU. >> Jon: WENT TO BED.
>> Stephen: THAT'S A LONG CAREER.
( LAUGHTER ) THERE.
>> Jon: I'M NOT-- I DON'T PARTY LIKE THAT.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO GO IN A SECOND.
BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT, I JUST WANT TO SAY, ALSO, AND MORE
IMPORTANT, REALLY, ULTIMATELY MORE IMPORTANTLY,
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BEAUTIFUL MARRIAGE TO YOUR
BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED WIFE, SULEIKA JAOUAD.
>> OH, YES! LOOK AT THAT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S NICE. ♪ ♪ ♪
THAT'S BEST. THAT IS BEST.
>> Jon: WE HAD A LOT OF PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT
THAT. >> Stephen: WE DID.
>> Jon: MAN. WE GOT-- MAN.
WE HAD-- THEY REALLY HELPED ME. >> Stephen: OH, MIME GLAD.
>> Jon: OF THEY REALLY HELPED ME.
>> Stephen: I'M GLAD SCPNJTS WHAT WE'RE GOING THROUGH IS
SO... IT'S SUPPORT OF OPPOSITE OF THE LIGHTS AND THE CAMERA AND
THE GLITZ OF, YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING IN THE BUSINESS.
>> Stephen: BUT IT'S BUILT ON THE SAME FOUNDATION.
>> Jon: UH-HUH. >> Stephen: WHICH IS YOUR LOVE
FOR EACH OTHER. >> Jon: THAT'S RIGHT.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: AND THAT IS HOW
THEY'RE THE SAME. >> Jon: YES.
>> Stephen: THAT'S HOW ALL THINGS ARE THE SAME.
>> Jon: LOVE. >> Stephen: ALL THINGS ARE
ONE. >> Jon: YES.
( APPLAUSE ). THROUGH IT.
>> Jon: YES. >> Stephen: YOU GUYS NEED
ANYTHING? ARE YOU REGISTERED ANYWHERE?
DO YOU NEED, LIKE, A CROCK POT OR BUTTER DISH?
>> Jon: YEAH, WE DO, WE NEED ALL OF THAT.
WE JUST GOT A PLACE. SO WE'VE GOT TO FILL IT UP.
IT'S EMPTY. >> Stephen: IT IS.
>> Jon: YOU GET THE PLACE, AND YOU WORK SO HARD TO GET A PLACE,
THE AMERICAN DREAM. AND THEN IT'S EMPTY.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: IT'S NOT EMPTY.
IT'S GOT SOME GRAMMYS IN IT. ( APPLAUSE )
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH OSCAR ISAAC.
WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW." THE.
FOLKS, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST AS AN ACTOR FROM
"INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS," "STAR WARS," AND "DUNE."
HE NOW STARS IN MARVEL'S NEW SERIES "MOON KNIGHT."
>> C STEVEN, YOU GOT TO GIVE ME CONTROL.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY. LOOK AT ME.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE. LET ME SAVE US.
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK
TO "THE LATE SHOW," OSCAR ISAAC! ♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE ) >> JON BATISTE, MAN!
MY FELLOW JUILLIARD MAN. CONGRATULATIONS, DUDE!
>> Stephen: ISN'T THAT LOVELY? >> OH, SO GOOD!
>> Stephen: WELL, WELCOME BACK.
>> THANK YOU. >> Stephen: HAVEN'T HAD YOU ON
HERE SINCE 2017. >> WAS THAT THE LAST TIME?
>> Stephen: YEAH, SOMETHING I SAID.
>> FELT LIKE JUST YESTERDAY. >> Stephen: THE REASON I BRING
IT UP IS I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO TALK TO YOU ON CAMERA ABOUT
"DUNE." CONGRATULATIONS ON SIX OSCARS
FOR DUNE. >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU,.
>> Stephen: LAST SUNDAY. >> YOU'RE A "DUNE-HEAD" RIGHT.
>> Stephen: I'M A HUGE "DUNE-HEAD."
WARNER BROTHERS CALLED ME TO DO THE PRESS TOUR FOR YOU GUYS.
I SAID IN THE MIDDLE OF COVID, WHY NOT?
I'M A HUGE FAN. IT'S A PERFECT ADAPTATION.
BUT NOW, THE THING IS-- SPOILER ALERT-- YOU'RE NOT IN THE
SEQUEL. NOT EVEN SEQUEL.
IT'S PART TWO. IT'S NOT A SEQUEL.
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MISSING OUT HERE?
>> DAD'S DEAD, BABY, DAD'S DEAD. IT'S A BUMMER.
MAYBE SOME FLASHBACKS. SOME FORCE GHOSTS.
>> Stephen: THEY DON'T DO FORCE GHOST OVERS THERE?
YOU KNOW HARRIER BAR DEMINVITED ME TO GO TO THE SET, AND I SAID
I'M GOING TO BE IN PART TWO, BECAUSE ONCE I GET IN A STILL
SUIT HOW WILL YOU KNOW? >> JUST GET STILL SUITS REQUEST
WSOME MASK S. >> Stephen: THEY HAVE TO HAVE
SOME PEAR. SHAPED FREMMEN.
I UNDERSTAND YOU GAVE A GIFT, YOU SNUCK A GIFT-- BEFORE I SHOW
PEOPLE THIS PHOTOGRAPH, WHICH IS QUITE A PHOTOGRAPH.
YOU CAN EXPLAIN WHAT'S HAPPENING AND HOW THIS GIFT GAME ABOUT?
>> IT'S THE LAST-- IT'S THE LAST DAY OF SHOOTING FOR ME, AND THE
LAST THING I DID WAS MY-- SPOILER ALERT-- DEATH SCENE,
WHERE DUKE LITO IS PRAWLD OUT NAKED IN FRONT OF BARON BEFORE
HE'S KILLED. AND-- THANK YOU--
( LAUGHTER ) TO-- TO BE MODEST, YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO WEAR A MODESTY SOCK FOR A MAN, YOU KNOW,.
>> Stephen: YES. >> A MODESTY SOCK.
IT COVERS YOUR GENITALIA. IT'S ALSO CALLED THE ( BLEEP ).
>> Stephen: THAT'S ALSO QUITE DELICATE.
>> YEAH, YEAH. SO, AFTERWARDS, I FINISHED,
AND... ( LAUGHTER )
I FINISHED THE SCENE. ( APPLAUSE )
DENEI, AND HE HAD HIS JACKET THERE, AND I LEFT HIM A LITTLE
PRESENT TO REMEMBER ME BY, TO REMEMBER MY MUSK.
>> Stephen: AND THEN HE LATER--
>> THEN HE LATER-- I GOT AN EMAIL LATER IN THE NIGHT, AND IT
WAS THIS PICTURE OF HIM... ( APPLAUSE ).
>> YEAH. IT COVERS THE ROYAL MEMBER.
>> Stephen: AND THEN DO YOU KNOW WHAT BECAME OF IT
EVENTUALLY? >> WE DID A Q&A, AT MOMA.
IT WAS HE AND I AND WE WERE TALKING AND IN THE THE MIDDLE OF
SAYING SOMETHING HE PULLED OUT THIS PLASTIC BAG OF A STIFF
LITTLE MODESTY SOCK IN THE BAG AND SAID I STILL HAVE IT HERE.
AND MOMA ASKED TO PUT IT IN THEIR COLLECTION.
>> Stephen: SERIOUSLY. YOUR MODESTY SOCK IS NOW A
NATIONAL TREASURE. >> WELL, YEAH.
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
CAN I SAY ONE THING REAL QUICK? >> Stephen: OF COURSE YOU CAN!
>> THE FIRING THING I DID WHEN I GOT CAST IS I REACHED OUT TO THE
LATE, GREAT WILLIAM HURT. HE HAD PLAYED DUKE LITO, IN
2000. I REACHED OUT TO HIM BECAUSE WE
DID A FILM TOGETHER AGES BACK. AND HE IS SO AMAZING.
AND ONE DAY I HAVE TO SHOW THIS STUFF TO YOU, AND IT'S A LONG
TEXT ABOUT THE PHILOSOPHY AROUND "DUNE" ABOUT WHAT DUKE LITO
REPRESENTS ABOUT ETHICS AND NOBILITY.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL THING.
I NEVER SAID THAT TO ANYBODY. >> Stephen: THAT'S LOVELY.
THAT'S LOVELY. WE IS HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK, BUT
WHETHER WE COME BACK, I WILL ASK OSCAR ABOUT HIS NEW SERIES "MOON
KNIGHT" ON DISNEY+. STICK AROUND.
WE'RE BACK HERE WITH THE STAR OF "MOON KNIGHT" ON DISNEY+.
MR. OSCAR ISAAC, YOU HAVE THIS UNIQUE PLACE IN NERD FANDOM, AND
THAT IS YOU'VE BEEN THE "STAR WARS" SEQUELS.
"DUNE," AND YOU'VE BEEN IN MARVEL TWICE NOW.
THIS IS YOUR SECOND MARVEL FORAY.
SO, OBVIOUSLY, THE GAME WE NEED TO PLAY IS, LET'S SAY, IT
"SCREW, MARRY, KILL. STAR WARS, "DUNE" MARVEL.
NO PRESSURE. >> DANG.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, JON? >> Jon: THAT'S TOUGH.
>> THAT'S A TOUGH ONE, RIGHT. >> Jon: I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'LL
GET THAT. >> IT'S NOT THAT TOUGH.
IT'S LIKE "DUNE" KILLED ME, SO I'M GOING TO KILL "KUN."
>> Stephen: THAT'S NICE. YUP.
>> KILL "DUNE." YOU KNOW, "STAR WARS," I'M GOING
TO SCREW "STAR WARS." >> Stephen: WOW.
>> AND I'M GOING TO MARRY "MOON KNIGHT" RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE WHO
KNOWS WHERE THAT'S GOING TO GO. >> Stephen: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A
HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP. I HAVE SEEN ONE EPISODE--
>> LET'S SAY MAKE LOVE TO "STAR WARS" GENTLY.
>> Stephen: THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE POE.
HE'S THE MOST DARING FIGHTER PILOT IN THE GALAXY.
>> NOT IN THE BEDROOM. >> Stephen: NEW MARVEL SERIES
"MOON KNIGHT." FOR THOSE OUT THERE-- IT'S NOT
ONE OF THE MOST WELL-KNOWN CHARACTERS UP UNTIL NOW.
>> NO. >> Stephen: EXPLAIN TO THE
PEOPLE WHO C "MOON NIGHT" IS. >> I PLAY STEVEN GRANT.
HE DESCRIBES HIMSELF AS A GIFT SHOPPIST.
>> Stephen: HE'S A BRIT. >> HE WORKS IN A GIFT SHOP IN A
MUSEUM IN LONDON, AND HE'S DESPERATE FOR CONNECTION WITH
PEOPLE. HE'S A BIT AWKWARD, A BIT
INTROVERTED. HE'S A TENDER PERSON, BUT HE'S
ALSO SUFFERING FROM, YOU KNOW, SLEEPWALKING, HE BELIEVES,
BLACKOUTS, MEMORY LOSS. AND HE DISCOVERS THAT HE'S
SUFFSUFFERING FROM DISASSOCIATIE IDENTITY DISORDER, AND HE IS
SHARING HIS BODY WITH AN EXPERCEINARY NAMED MARC SPECTOR,
WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE IN THE SERVICE AN EGYPT DEITY.
THAT OLD STORY. >> Stephen: EXACTLY.
NOW, MARVEL IS NOTORIOUSLY SECRETIVE.
THANK YOU FOR SHARING EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SO FAR.
ARE YOU-- "STAR WARS" OF CURSE OBVIOUSLY VERY SECRETIVE, TOO.
ARE YOU GOOD AT SECRETS? CAN YOU KEEP SECRETS?
>> OH, YEAH. I'VE GOT SOME DARK SECRETS.
BUT THIS ONE, WITH THE MARVEL ONE, I WAS AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
ON IT. SO IT WAS --
>> Stephen: OKAY. >> IT WAS AN INCREDIBLY
COLLABORATIVE EXPERIENCE. >> Stephen: SO YOU ARE THE ONE
THREATENING YOU NOT TO SAY ANYTHING.
>> I'M THE ONE THREATENING EVERYBODY ELSE.
>> Stephen: THAT'S A FORM OF DISASSOCIATIVE DISORDER.
YOUR CHARACTER, AS YOU SAID, STRUGGLES WITH MALE,
DISASSOCIATIVE IDENTITY DISORDER.
DID YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT BEFORE DOING "MOON KNIGHT, "OR
WAS THIS ALL JUST RESEARCH? >> I DID IN THE SENSATIONALIST
WAY IT'S BEEN PRESENTED MOSTLY IN FICTION.
>> Stephen: LIKE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES, "SYBILL" STUFF
LIKE THAT. >> THERE ARE DIFFERENT MOVIES
AND OFTENTIMES IT'S THE VILLAIN WHO IS WILD AND CRAZY AND
WHATEVER, AND OFTEN IT'S USED WITH VIOLENCE.
BUT DOING A DEEP DIVE INTO TI REALIZED IT WAS A CHANCE TO
ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT HOW THE HUMAN MIND IS ITS OWN
SUPERPOWER. THERE'S THIS THING THAT HAPPENS
WHEN SOMEONE AT A VERY YOUNG AGE GOES THROUGH INCREDIBLE ABUSE
AND TRAUMA AND THE BRAIN CAN FRACTURE IN ORDER TO HELP THAT
CHILD SURVIVE, YOU KNOW. IT'S INCREDIBLE.
AND THAT THIS WAS A CHANCE ON THIS MASSIVE STAGE TO TALK ABOUT
SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY HEAVY AND DIFFICULT BUT ALSO KIND OF
BEAUTIFUL AND TO MAKE EVERYTHING THAT YOU SEE, EVEN THE MOST
FANTASTICAL ELEMENTS, BE AN OUTWARD EXPRESSION OF THAT
INTERNAL STRUGGLE. >> Stephen: ONE OF THE AMAZING
THING, ESPECIALLY THE MARVEL SERIES IS ABLE TO DO BY DIPPING
DEEPLY INTO THESE MENTAL STATES. WANNAVISION IS ABOUT GRIEF.
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THAT KIND OF TRAUMA, THAT KIND OF LOSS?
>> EXACTLY. >> Stephen: WE COULDN'T EXPECT
IT FROM THIS GENRE. BUT IF YOU ACTUAL HE READ THE
MARVEL COMIC BOOKS, THERE'S A LOT OF THAT IN THERE.
>> THEY USE THAT, MUCH LIKE GREEK THEATER USED TO USE GOD TO
TELL STORIES THAT ARE VERY HUMAN.
WE USE MODERN-DAY MYTHS TO TALK ABOUT THINGS YOU.
>> Stephen: HAVE A PRETTY GOOD SCENE PARTNER IN THIS
SERIES, IN SEVERAL OF THE SCENES I SAW, WHICH SU.
YOU'RE ACTING WITH YOURSELF. >> RIGHT.
>> Stephen: YOU GET TO ACT WITH OSCAR ISAAC, COME ON.
>> HOW LUCKY AM I, RIGHT? ( APPLAUSE )
REAL-- YOU HAD-- YOU HAD SOME HELP THAT WE DIDN'T BEEN.
WHO WAS ACTUALLY BEING YOU IN SOME OF THESE SCENES?
>> THAT'S THE THING. WHEN I READ THE SCRIPT, I'M LIKE
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ACT WITH MYSELF.
HOW AM I GOING TO DO THIS? I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO IS AN
AMAZING ACTOR AND ALWAYS SHARES MY D.N.A., MY BROTHER.
MY BROTHER MICHAEL HERNANDEZ -- >> Stephen: OLDER, YOUNGER.
>> YOUNGER, MY LITTLE BABY BROTHER.
HE CAME TO ME TO BUDAPEST WHERE WE SHOT THIS, AND HE WAS ON SET
EVERY SINGLE DAY. SOMETIMES YOU CAN SEE IT'S HIS
SHOULDER. >> Stephen: REALLY.
>> YEAH, HE WAS THERE WITH ME. IT WAS KIND OF AMAZING TO DO
THAT WITH HIM. >> Stephen: DID YOU HAVE THE
SAME HAIR CUTS. >> HE HAD A FAKE NOSE PUT ON
BECAUSE HE HAS A SMALLER NOSE AND I HAVE A BIG SCHNOOZ.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, BUT WE'LL BE BACK
WITH MORE OSCAR ISAAC, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE BACK HERE CAN THE STAR OF "MOON KNIGHT," OSCAR ISAAC.
NOW, YOU WERE SHOOTING THIS-- BUDAPEST AND JORDAN, RIGHT?
>> YEAR, WE SHOT MOSTLY-- IT WAS, LIKE, SEVEN MONTHS IN
BUDAPEST AND A COUPLE OF WEEKS IN JORDAN, IN THE SAME DESERT
WHERE WE SHOT "RISE OF SKY WALKER" AND "DUNE."
THAT'S MY STOMPING GROUND. >> Stephen: HOW SANDY ARE WE
TALKING HERE? >> EVERY CREVICE.
( LAUGHTER ). DO YOU STILL FIND SOME
SOUVENIRS? ( LAUGHTER ).
AROUND. >> Stephen: I HEAR BUDAPEST IS
A LOT OF FUN. I'VE NEVER BEEN.
THESE THINGS CALLED RUIN BAR WHERE'S YOU GO TO THESE PLACES
THEY'RE STILL BOMBED OUT FROM WORLD WAR II AND THEY ARE BARS
UNTIL THE COPS SHUT THEM DOWN AND THEY MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>> WE WERE THERE DURING COVID, SO EVERYTHING WAS SHUT DOWN.
BUT IT WAS STILL BEAUTIFUL. ETHAN HAWKE WHO PLAYS THE
VILLAIN, INCREDIBLE, WE WOULD RUN TOGETHER, JOGGING.
>> Stephen: THERE IS ETHAN RIGHT THERE.
HE IS THE BADDIE? >> HE'S HEAVIEST, YEAH, HE IS.
>> Stephen: YEAH. >> BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S ETHAN, SO
YOU'RE NEVER SURE BECAUSE HE SO CHARISMATIC.
>> Stephen: FROM THE EPISODE I SAW, I WASN'T SURE.
THANKS FOR THE SPOILER. SOMEBODY HAS TO BE THE BADDIE.
HE WAS THE BADDIE IN "DEAD POET'S SOCIETY" TOO.
>> WAS HE. >> Stephen: NO, HE'S THE
SENSITIVE ONE. HE'S THE SENSITIVE ONE.
I UNDERSTAND YOU HAD PARTICULAR FUN ONE NIGHT WITH-- WAS IT WITH
ETHAN THAT YOU ACTUALLY INDULGED IN A LITTLE MIND EXPANSION?
>> OH, RIGHT, YEAH. WE DANCED WITH GOD.
>> Stephen: I DIDN'T HEAR THIS PART.
BUT THAT'S WHAT I WAS HOPING YOU WERE GOING TO SAY.
>> IT WAS MY BROTHER AND ETHAN. WE WERE AT A HOUSE AND OUR
FAMFAMILIES HAD JUST LEFT AND WE HAD THE WEEKEND THERE AND IT WAS
A PLACE CALLED BLAKE BALATON, OUTSIDE BUDAPEST, SO BEAUTIFUL.
AD WE GOT OUR HANDS ON A LITTLE PSILOCYBIN.
>> Jon: RUSH MOOMS. >> MAGIC MUSHROOMS.
>> Sephen: JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, IS IT LEGAL OVER
THERE? >> NO.
>> Stephen: IS IT LEGAL OVER HERE?
>> NO. >> Stephen: NOT ON CBS.
BUT GO AHEAD. >> IS IT LEGAL IN THE ED
SULLIVAN THEATER. >> Stephen: IT ABSOLUTE IS.
>> YEAH, WE HAD SOME MUSHROOMS AND LISTENED TO THE
PHOSPHORESCENT ALBUM. >> Stephen: DID YOU GO UP TO A
HILLSIDE? >> WE LAID DOWN AND GIGGLED FOR
A LONG TIME LISTENING TO MUSIC AND WENT TO A PARK AND PLAYED
SOME FOOTBALL A LITTLE BIT, AND THEN --
>> Stephen: BY FOOTBALL DO YOU MEAN SOCCER?
>> NO, NO, NO, AMERICAN FOOTBALL.
>> Stephen: OKAY, DIDN'T KNOW. YOU'RE IN BUDAPEST.
>> BUT WE WERE ALSO HIGH ON MUSHROOM S.
>> Stephen: SO WHO KNOW WHAWRPZ DOING?
YOU KOOSK THROWING PUPPIES WILL AT EACH OTHER?
>> IT'S TRUE. >> Stephen: YOU DANCED WITH
GOD. HOW DID HE ENJOY IT?
>> HE WASN'T INTO IT. IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE
EITHER IT'S GOING TO BE FUN OR GO REALLY BADLY.
BUT TINDED UP FUN. >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK.
WELCOME-- >> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK. ( APPLAUSE )
SO GLAD IT WENT WELL. >> WE MADE IT BACK.
>> Stephen: OSCAR, WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU.
I'LL SEE YOU ON THE SET OF "DUNE PART TWO."
WE DON'T OF WON'T TELL ANYBODY. IT WILL JUST BE YOU AND ME.
NEW EPISODES OF "MOON KNIGHT" COME OUT WEDNESDAY ON DISNEY+.
OSCAR ISAAC, EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW."
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST WILL BE ANDERSON COOPER.
JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!