1 00:00:01,434 --> 00:00:02,569 >> TOGETHER AGAIN AT THE WHITE 2 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:05,605 HOUSE, FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA RETURNS TODAY FOR THE 3 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:08,241 FIRST TIME SINCE HE LEFT OFFICE. >> PRESIDENT OBAMA AND PRESIDENT 4 00:00:08,308 --> 00:00:14,147 BIDEN APPEARING TOGETHER SIDE BY SIDE. 5 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:18,818 >> IN 2014, TWO MEN TOOK ON A VIRAL OUTBREAK, RUSSIAN 6 00:00:18,885 --> 00:00:22,522 AGGRESSION, AND AN INCREASINGLY FRINGE RIGHT-WING OPPOSITION 7 00:00:22,589 --> 00:00:24,791 PARTY. AND NOW... 8 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:29,796 >> TRACKING ANOTHER NEW VARIANT. >> THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO 9 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:30,997 IT... >> PUTIN'S INVASION OF YOUK. 10 00:00:31,064 --> 00:00:38,571 >> ...ALL OVER AGAIN. >> LIKE, LIKE, LIKE NUDE, AND 11 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:41,107 TAKING PEYOTE OR SOMETHING. >> THIS SPRING, THE BOYS ARE 12 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:43,610 BACK IN TOWN, AND THEY'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT NOTHING HAS CHANGED. 13 00:00:43,676 --> 00:00:48,715 SARAH PALIN IS STILL A THING. TOM BRADY IS STILL A THING. 14 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:54,954 AND THE QUEEN IS STILL ALIVE, AS OF THE TIME OF THIS REPORTING. 15 00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:58,958 2014:2, STARRING JOE BIDEN AS PRESIDENT, BARACK OBAMA AS 16 00:00:59,025 --> 00:01:02,095 FORMER PRESIDENT, AND THIS GUY RETURNING TO HIS ICONIC ROLE. 17 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:05,732 >> TRUMP'S SOCIAL MEDIA APP "TRUTH SOCIAL" HAS FAILED TO 18 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:10,770 GAIN TRACTION. >> AS TERRIBLE BUSINESS MAN. 19 00:01:10,837 --> 00:01:13,373 2014:2, 2022 FAST, 22 FAMILIAR, BACK TO THE RECENT, POTUS TRAP, 20 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:18,912 THE THE BLEAQUEL. RATED "R" FOR-- 21 00:01:18,978 --> 00:01:20,447 >> LIKE, LIKE, LIKE NUDE AND-- AND TAKING PEYOTE, OR SOMETHING. 22 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:23,683 >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE 23 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:29,622 SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT." TONIGHT: 24 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:32,492 PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES: 25 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:42,969 OSCAR ISAAC FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY 26 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:46,973 HUMAN. AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE 27 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,977 ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 28 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:57,517 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 29 00:01:57,584 --> 00:02:02,956 >> Stephen: HEY! GOOD TO SEE YOU! 30 00:02:03,022 --> 00:02:17,904 SOOTS OLD HOME WEEK. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 31 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,273 SOOTS OLD HOME WEEK. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 32 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:27,747 WON'T YOU PLEASE-- OH! DOES THIS LOOK NICE OVER HERE. 33 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,950 WELCOME, WELCOME ONE AND ALL, IN HERE, OUT THERE, ALL AROUND THE 34 00:02:31,017 --> 00:02:35,889 WORLD, TO "THE LATE SHOW." I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. 35 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:38,725 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) PLEASE. 36 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:45,598 THANK YOU, PADRE. FOLKS, I GOTTA SAY, I FEEL YOUNG 37 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:50,503 TODAY. AS I DO EVERY DAY, BECAUSE I 38 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:53,273 WEAR MAKEUP. BUT EVEN MORE SO 39 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:55,141 BECAUSE, EARLIER TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN WELCOMED A 40 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:56,342 SPECIAL GUEST TO THE WHITE HOUSE: FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK 41 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:58,978 OBAMA, WHO GOT A STANDING OVATION. 42 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:05,218 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WISH I KNEW WHAT THAT FELT LIKE. 43 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:07,520 THEN, HOPEFULLY, THEY LOCKED THE DOORS TO KEEP HIM IN. 44 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:12,392 HE CAN COME OUT AFTER THE MIDTERMS. 45 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:18,898 THIS IS A PRETTY BIG MOMENT, ACTUALLY, BECAUSE OBAMA 46 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:20,500 WAS BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FIVE YEARS. 47 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:22,201 HE WAS THERE TO PROMOTE OBAMACARE AND GET THAT PACK OF 48 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:25,572 SMOKES HE FORGOT IN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM. 49 00:03:25,638 --> 00:03:28,875 ( WHISPERING ) DON'T TELL MICHELLE. 50 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:32,478 OBAMA OPENED HIS SPEECH MEMORABLY: 51 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:34,981 >> VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN-- VICE PRESIDENT-- 52 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:47,493 ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: IT'S FUNNY, I'M NOT 53 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,529 SURE IF I BUY THAT WAS A JOKE. I THINK HE WENT UP THERE, AND 54 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:50,597 THE FIRST THING HE SAID WAS A GAFFE. 55 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:53,199 HE AND BIDEN HAVE MORE IN COMMON THAN WE THOUGHT. 56 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:55,401 OBAMA EXPLAINED THAT THIS WAS AN UNUSUAL DAY FOR HIM: 57 00:03:55,468 --> 00:04:02,508 >> COMING BACK, EVEN IF I HAVE TO WEAR A TIE, WHICH I VERY 58 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:04,644 RARELY DO THESE DAYS. >> Stephen: YES, FROM WHAT I'VE 59 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:07,013 SEEN OF YOUR RETIREMENT, MR. PRESIDENT, YOU RARELY WEAR 60 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:11,584 A TIE, OR A SHIRT. ( LAUGHTER ) 61 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:17,790 HE THEN LOOKED BACK AT WHAT IT TOOK TO GET THE AFFORDABLE CARE 62 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:19,425 ACT GOING. >> REPUBLICANS TRIED TO REPEAL 63 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:22,962 WHAT WE HAD DONE. THEY TRIED EXPLICITLY TO 64 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:28,735 MAKE IT HARDER FOR PEOPLE TO SIGN UP FOR COVERAGE. 65 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:29,902 AND LET'S FACE IT, IT DIDN'T HELP THAT WHEN WE FIRST ROLLED 66 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:32,505 OUT THE A.C.A., THE WEBSITE DIDN'T WORK. 67 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:37,577 ( LAUGHTER ) MOMENTS. 68 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:40,113 ( LAUGHING ) >> Stephen: REMEMBER WHEN 69 00:04:40,179 --> 00:04:42,949 AMERICA'S BIGGEST PROBLEM WAS THERE WAS A WEBSITE THAT TOOK A 70 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:46,953 WHILE TO LOAD, BUT THEN WHEN IT DID, YOU GOT HEALTH CARE? 71 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:54,961 ( LAUGHS ) ( APPLAUSE ) 72 00:04:55,028 --> 00:05:04,804 YES, WE CAN. ( LAUGHTER ) 73 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:07,040 TURN TO REMINISCE. >> MR. PRESIDENT, WELCOME BACK 74 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:10,977 TO THE WHITE HOUSE, MAN. FEELS LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS. 75 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:16,416 ( APPLAUSE ) SO MANY GOOD MEMORIES. 76 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:18,951 WE JUST HAD LUNCH TOGETHER, AND WE WEREN'T SURE WHO WAS SUPPOSED 77 00:05:19,018 --> 00:05:22,955 TO SIT WHERE. >> Stephen: HE'S JOKING, 78 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:24,957 OBVIOUSLY, BUT IT STILL MUST BE NICE THAT BIDEN NO LONGER HAS TO 79 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:27,960 SIT AT THE VICE PRESIDENT'S TABLE. 80 00:05:28,027 --> 00:05:36,369 ( LAUGHTER ) SUPPOSEDLY-- SUPPOSEDLY-- WORD 81 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:42,375 WAS OBAMA WAS THERE TO CELEBRATE PRESIDENT BIDEN'S SIGNING AN 82 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:44,510 EXECUTIVE ORDER TO EXPAND COVERAGE UNDER THE 83 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:48,815 AFFORDABLE CARE ACT. BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE 84 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:50,850 SPECULATING THAT OBAMA REALLY WAS THERE BECAUSE BIDEN IS 85 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:52,952 FALLING IN THE POLLS AND DEMOCRATS ARE LOOKING FOR A 86 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,954 SPARK. I UNDERSTAND THAT THEORY, BUT 87 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,522 ISN'T THAT LIKE YOU TRYING TO GET THE SPARK GOING WITH YOUR 88 00:05:56,589 --> 00:06:00,526 WIFE BY INVITING HER SEXY OLD BOYFRIEND THAT BROKE UP WITH HER 89 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:02,995 AT YOUR ANNIVERSARY DINNER? "LOOK WHO'S HERE, HONEY. 90 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:06,733 LOOK WHO'S HERE. LOOK WHO I INVADED. 91 00:06:06,799 --> 00:06:07,433 IT'S-- ( APPLAUSE ) 92 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:12,238 IT'S BRAD! YOU LIKED HIM. 93 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:16,342 I KNOW YOU LIKED HIM, BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU EVEN YELL HIS NAME 94 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:20,513 OUT AT SURPRISING MOMENTS. IS THIS GETTING YOU GOING? 95 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:25,418 SING SOME AL GREEN, BRAD. HE PADDLEBOARDS!" 96 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:29,989 HEY, SPEAKING OF WASHINGTON, DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE SUPREME 97 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,557 COURT? TURNS OUT, KETANJI BROWN JACKSON 98 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:37,430 IS ON A CLEAR TRACK TO BE CONFIRMED LATER THIS WEEK AS THE 99 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:45,972 SUPREME COURT'S 116th JUSTICE ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 100 00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:51,744 BLACK WOMAN. THAT IS FANTASTIC! 101 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:53,412 BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S OUT OF COMMITTEE ALREADY. 102 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:56,249 WE NEVER EVEN FOUND OUT IF SHE LIKES BEER! 103 00:06:56,315 --> 00:06:58,951 ( LAUGHTER ) WOULD BE CONFIRMED WHEN SHE GOT 104 00:06:59,018 --> 00:07:02,054 PUBLIC ENDORSEMENTS FROM REPUBLICAN SENATORS 105 00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:05,758 SUSAN COLLINS, MITT ROMNEY, AND LISA MURKOWSKI. 106 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:06,993 AAAAAAND I'M BEING TOLD ALL THREE OF THEM HAVE NOW BEEN 107 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:10,963 CENSURED BY THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, AND MURKOWSKI IS BEING 108 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:14,534 PRIMARIED IN ALASKA BY THE QANON POLAR BEAR. 109 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:18,638 ( LAUGHTER ) ANOTHER-- KIND OF SILLY TO SEE A 110 00:07:18,704 --> 00:07:22,942 BEAR-- A BEAR WITH A FUR HAT ON. KIND OF WEIRD TO SEE A BEAR WITH 111 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:26,546 A HAT ON. ANOTHER REPUBLICAN WHO HAS 112 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:29,816 FLIRTED WITH THE IDEA OF BEING REASONABLE IS MISSOURI SENATOR 113 00:07:29,882 --> 00:07:34,954 AND OFF-DUTY JOKER, ROY BLUNT. 114 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:38,524 ON THIS WEEK'S "THIS WEEK," BLUNT SAID THIS ABOUT JUDGE 115 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:42,962 JACKSON: >> SHE'S CERTAINLY QUALIFIED, 116 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:44,530 SHE'S GOT A GREAT PERSONALITY, I THINK WILL BE A GOOD COLLEAGUE 117 00:07:44,597 --> 00:07:46,299 ON THE COURT. >> Stephen: OH, GREAT, SO SHE'S 118 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:48,134 GOT YOUR SUPPORT. >> I WON'T BE SUPPORTING HER. 119 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:50,536 >> Stephen: WHAT? YOU JUST SAID SHE'S CERTAINLY 120 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:54,974 QUALIFIED. I'D HATE TO SEE HIS GUY'S YELP 121 00:07:55,041 --> 00:08:01,681 REVIEWS: "GREAT FOOD, IMPECCABLE SERVICE, 122 00:08:01,747 --> 00:08:06,152 WONDERFUL ATMOSPHERE. BURN IT TO THE GROUND." 123 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,821 ( APPLAUSE ) BIPARTISANSHIP BY TRYING TO HAVE 124 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:12,658 IT BOTH WAYS. >> SHE'S CERTAINLY GOING TO BE 125 00:08:12,725 --> 00:08:15,161 CONFIRMED. I THINK IT WILL BE A HIGH POINT 126 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:18,965 FOR THE COUNTRY TO SEE HER GO ON THE COURT AND TAKE HER UNIQUE 127 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:22,969 PERSPECTIVE TO THE COURT. I WON'T BE SUPPORTING HER, BUT 128 00:08:23,035 --> 00:08:25,705 I'LL BE JOINING OTHERS IN UNDERSTANDING THE IMPORTANCE OF 129 00:08:25,771 --> 00:08:27,740 THIS MOMENT. >> Stephen: NO! 130 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:30,977 NO, NO! YOU DON'T GET TO SAY YOU 131 00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:36,415 UNDERSTAND ANYTHING IF YOU'RE ACTIVELY FIGHTING AGAINST THAT 132 00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:37,917 THING. THERE IS A REASON-- THERE IS A 133 00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:44,524 REASON-- ( APPLAUSE ) 134 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:55,034 ENDGAME" DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THIS: >> I UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE 135 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:56,435 OF THIS MOMEEEENT! IRON MAN WAS RIGHT THE WHOLE 136 00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:58,938 TIME! BYEEEE" 137 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:01,073 >> Stephen: WHILE SOME REPUBLICANS HAVE BROKEN RANKS 138 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:04,143 TO SUPPORT SOON-TO-BE-JUSTICE JACKSON, THEY ARE FULLY UNITED 139 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,912 AGAINST WHAT THEY SAY IS THE REAL THREAT TO AMERICA: CARTOON 140 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:10,750 RODENTS MAKING YOUR CHILDREN GAY. 141 00:09:10,816 --> 00:09:14,520 YOU SEE, DISNEY SPOKE OUT AGAINST FLORIDA'S STUPID AND 142 00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:18,958 HATEFUL "DON'T SAY GAY" BILL, SO SO NOW-- 143 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:27,600 ( APPLAUSE ) IN RESPONSE FLORIDA REPUBLICANS 144 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:30,536 HAVE PUT DISNEY IN THEIR SIGHTS, LIKE IT WAS BAMBI'S MOM. 145 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:34,006 I KNOW, IT'S SAD, ISN'T IT? DID YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED 146 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:37,343 IN THAT MOVIE? SPOILER. 147 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,145 THIS WEEKEND, THE DISNEY CORPORATION GOT A THREAT FROM 148 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:43,215 FLORIDA G.O.P. LAWMAKER AND STANDUP, SAYING, "THIS GUY KNOWS 149 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:46,953 WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT" TO A GUY WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE'S 150 00:09:47,019 --> 00:09:50,489 TALKING ABOUT, ANTHONY SABITINI. SABITINI WARNED DISNEY THAT, 151 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:53,225 THANKS TO THEIR OPPOSITION TO THE "DON'T SAY GAY" BILL, THEY 152 00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:59,532 SHOULD GET READY TO EXPERIENCE "LIVING HELL." 153 00:09:59,598 --> 00:10:01,200 OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE LINE FOR "BELLE'S CASTLE." 154 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,668 AND EVEN ONCE YOU'RE IN THERE, YOU GOTTA SIT IN THE LIBRARY FOR 155 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:04,904 20 MINUTES BEFORE YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE WITH HER! 156 00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:07,807 THEY SAID, "BE OUR GUEST!" THAT TALKING CANDLE IS A LIAR! 157 00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:17,049 ( LAUGHTER ) THE CUP'S NAME IS CHIP. 158 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,951 SABITINI HAS A SPECIFIC TYPE OF HELL IN MIND. 159 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:23,923 HE WANTS TO TAKE AWAY DISNEY'S SPECIAL TAX PRIVILEGES, AS WELL 160 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:26,025 AS THE COMPANY'S ABILITY TO ACT WITH THE SAME AUTHORITY AND 161 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:26,993 RESPONSIBILITY AS A COUNTY GOVERNMENT. 162 00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:30,963 NOW WAIT A SECOND. DISNEY HAS TO HAVE THE SAME 163 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:33,432 AUTHORITY AS A GOVERNMENT. HOW ELSE CAN THEY ARREST AND 164 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:38,537 JAIL THE LITTLE-KNOWN EIGHTH DWARF, STABBY. 165 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:42,975 ( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW THERE'S A STABY. 166 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:46,512 THERE'S A STABY. THERE'S A METHY. 167 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:50,516 THERE'S AN ARSONY. ( APPLAUSE ) 168 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:54,954 THREATENING TO PUNISH DISNEY FOR SUPPORTING L.G.B.T.Q. RIGHTS. 169 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:58,958 REPUBLICANS SAY THEY'RE AGAINST CANCEL CULTURE, BUT NOW THEY'RE 170 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:02,528 TRYING TO CANCEL WHAT THEY CALL A "WOKE" COMPANY, WHOSE CORE 171 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:06,766 MESSAGE, I WILL REMIND YOU, IS "IT'S OKAY TO KISS WOMEN WHILE 172 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:07,533 THEY'RE IN A DRUG-INDUCED STUPOR." 173 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:12,271 ( APPLAUSE ) IT'S FINE! 174 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:18,944 SHOW IT TO THE KIDS! LET THE KIDS WATCH! 175 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,280 IF THE FLORIDA WAR ON DISNEY HAS REACHED ALL THE WAY UP TO 176 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,649 CONGRESS-- IT HAS REACHED UP THERE, NOT "IF. 177 00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:26,519 THE. IT HAS. 178 00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:29,155 WITH MATT GAETZ TWEETING: "THINGS THAT SCARE 179 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:32,525 DISNEY: MUNICIPAL DISSOLUTIO &-D ANOTHER THING THAT SCARES 180 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,960 DISNEY? MATT GAETZ WITHIN 50 YARDS OF 181 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,729 THE TEACUP RIDE. ( LAUGHTER ) 182 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:46,972 SPEAKING-- SPEAKING OF FIGHTING BEHEMOTH 183 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:50,543 CORPORATIONS, AMAZON. THIS PAST FRIDAY, AMAZON WORKERS 184 00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:54,513 IN NEW YORK CITY VOTED TO FORM THE FIRST U.S. UNION. 185 00:11:54,580 --> 00:12:02,321 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THIS IS GREAT NEWS. 186 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:07,560 THAT IS FANTASTIC. AND AMAZON IS NOW GOING ALL OUT 187 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:08,828 TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 188 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:12,665 LEAKED DOCUMENTS SHOW THEY'RE PLANNING A NEW MESSAGING APP FOR 189 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:15,167 THEIR EMPLOYEES WHICH WOULD BAN WORDS THAT PERTAIN TO ORGANIZING 190 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:19,405 A UNION, INCLUDING "UNFAIR, INJUSTICE, ETHICS, DIVERSITY, 191 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:23,275 FAIRNESS, PAY RAISE," AND PHRASES LIKE "THIS IS DUMB" OR 192 00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:27,146 "THIS IS CONCERNING." BUT IF YOU CAN'T SAY "THIS IS 193 00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:31,217 DUMB," HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO DESCRIBE THIS HAT? 194 00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:41,527 ( LAUGHTER ) THE APP-- IT PA-CHEW! 195 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,095 THE APP ESSENTIALLY CENSORS ANYTHING THAT'S CONTROVERSIAL AT 196 00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:47,133 AMAZON, INCLUDING THE WORD "RESTROOM." 197 00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:50,536 WHICH, YOU KNOW, MAY NOT BE MISSED. 198 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,606 MANY AMAZON WORKERS ARE MORE FAMILIAR WITH THE PHRASES, 199 00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:56,208 "EMPTY POWERADE BOTTLE" AND "ON BEZOS'S GRAVE." 200 00:12:56,275 --> 00:13:03,916 ( LAUGHTER ) IF THIS APP-- PA-CHEW-CHEW. 201 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:05,451 IF THIS APP DOES LAUNCH, IT WOULD BE HARD FOR AMAZON 202 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,087 EMPLOYEES TO OPENLY CRITICIZE THEIR CONDITIONS. 203 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:14,527 BUT AS A SOUTH CAROLINIAN, I'VE GOT A WORKAROUND: IT'S CALLED 204 00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:18,964 BEING SOUTHERN. MEET ME OVER AT THE "SOUTHERN 205 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:21,901 HOSPITALITY" CAM. AMAZON, AMAZON, YOU'RE TRYING TO 206 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,302 KEEP WORKERS FROM TALKING TO EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS LIKE 207 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:26,539 RESTROOMS, ETHICS, AND PAY RAISES? 208 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:27,873 WELL, BLESS YOUR HEART. ( LAUGHTER ) 209 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:32,811 IT'S-- IT'S NOT-- NO, NO. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU WEREN'T 210 00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:38,517 RAISED RIGHT. WHAT YOU'RE DOING ISN'T WRONG. 211 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,220 IT'S JUST SO UNIQUE. AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE SIZE 212 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,955 OF YOUR SPACESHIP. SOME PEOPLE LIKE SMALL ROCKETS. 213 00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:46,258 OKAY? OKAY? 214 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:49,995 HEY, I'LL PRAY FOR YOU. ( LAUGHTER ) 215 00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:54,967 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 216 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:55,935 MY GUESTS IS OSCAR ISAAC. BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, MR. JON 217 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:59,705 BATISTE WILL TELL US ALL ABOUT THE GRAMMIES. 218 00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:43,148 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK! 219 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:49,021 GIVE A BIG "LATE SHOW" "HELLO TO MR. JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN, 220 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:51,423 EVERYBODY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 221 00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:57,496 OH, MY GOODNESS. FOLKS, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE IN 222 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:01,900 MY HAND... I GOT THE CARDS TALKING TO THE GUEST TONIGHT. 223 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,969 I'VE GOT TWO AMAZING GUESTS TONIGHT. 224 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:06,372 YOU'RE NOT ANYTHING TO SEE THESE PEOPLE ANYWHERE ELSE TONIGHT. 225 00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:10,442 THE WONDERFUL, THE TALENTED OSCAR ISAAC IS HERE TONIGHT FROM 226 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:12,911 THE NEW DISNEY+ SHOW "MOON KNIGHT." 227 00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:15,981 BEFORE WE DO ANY OF THAT, THERE'S ONE THING-- THE ONE 228 00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:19,718 THING I GOTTA DO, I'VE WANTED TO DO FOR DAYS NOW, LADIES AND 229 00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:22,187 GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME MR. JON BATISTE. 230 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:25,557 PLEASE, COME ON OVER HERE, MY FRIEND. 231 00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:40,506 ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) 232 00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:45,344 ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) 233 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:51,283 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THERE YOU GO. 234 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:54,286 THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE. 235 00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:59,692 >> Jon: THE VIBE. >> Stephen: HEY, MAN, IT'S 236 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:05,097 GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? 237 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:10,502 >> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS! >> Stephen: LET ME REMIND THE 238 00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:12,738 PEOPLE WHAT HAPPENED. ON SUNDAY NIGHT YOU WON BEST 239 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,909 AMERICAN ROOT PERFORMANCE. BEST AMERICAN ROOT SONG, BEST 240 00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:23,982 SCORE FOR "SOUL." BEST MUSIC VIDEO FOR "FREEDOM." 241 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:28,887 AND THE BIG KAJUNA, ALBUM OF THE YEAR FOR "WE ARE." 242 00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:31,056 >> Jon: WE DID IT, WE HIT THEM. 243 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,191 THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. 244 00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:37,363 WE GOT THEM ROLLING. ( APPLAUSE ) 245 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:40,566 THE DAY. TAKE ME THROUGH THE DAY. 246 00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:43,769 SO, LIKE, EIGHT OF YOUR CATEGORIES WERE PREBROADCAST, 247 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:44,570 RIGHT? >> Jon: YES, YES. 248 00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:46,372 >> Stephen: TELL ME THAT AFTERNOON. 249 00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:50,542 >> Jon: WELL, WE WERE LATE. >> Stephen: YOU WERE LATE FOR 250 00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:53,112 THE CEREMONY? >> Jon: WE WERE LATE FOR THE 251 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,547 CEREMONY. AND THE PREBROADCAST. 252 00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,649 >> Stephen: AND YOU HAD A BUNCH OF FAMILY WITH YOU, RIGHT? 253 00:16:57,716 --> 00:17:01,186 >> Jon: MY WHOLE FAMILY. MY GRANDFATHER WAS WITH ME. 254 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:03,088 HE'S ALMOST 90. HE'S 89 YEARS OLD. 255 00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:10,496 AND MY-- MY-- MY DAD, MY MOM, MY NEPHEWS, MY SISTER, MY FRIEND 256 00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:13,799 RYAN WHO EXECUTIVE PRODUCED THE RECORD WITH ME. 257 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:17,035 JAKOB. RYAN WIFE'S AMANDA. 258 00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:20,873 AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO I DON'T QUITE KNOW VERY WELL. 259 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:25,244 ( LAUGHTER ) TO SAY THEY KNOW YOU VERY WELL 260 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:26,311 NOW. >> Jon: DEFINITELY. 261 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,180 THEY WERE HANGING OUT. IT WAS A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE 262 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:33,118 IN THE ROOM ALL THE TIME. AND SO I HAD REHEARSAL, BECAUSE 263 00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:35,320 WE WERE PERFORMING THEN. THEY DIDN'T REALLY WORK IT OUT 264 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:40,726 FOR YOU IF YOU HAVE 11 NOMINATIONS BECAUSE IF YOU ARE 265 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,861 PERFORMING, YOU HAVE TO REHEARSE AND YOU HAVE TO SOUND CHECK, AND 266 00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:46,765 YOU HAVE WARDROBE FOR THAT. AND THAT'S THE SAME TIME AS THE 267 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:48,600 PRETELECAST, WHERE EIGHT OF THE NOMINATIONS WERE. 268 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:52,471 AND THEN I-- THEY WANTED ME TO DO ALL THIS STUFF ON THE RED 269 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:55,174 CARPET. AND YOU GOTTA BE THERE DURING 270 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,743 THE TIME THAT THE PRETELECAST IS ENDING. 271 00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,077 >> Stephen: THEY DIDN'T PLAN FOR THAT? 272 00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:02,414 BECAUSE THERE WAS NO ONE ELSE FOR WHOM THEY HAD TO PLAN THAT, 273 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:05,350 JON. YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WITH 11 274 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,151 NOMINATIONS. ( APPLAUSE ) 275 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:09,955 THE WHOLE DAY. JUST FOR YOU. 276 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:13,492 >> Jon: A WHOLE LOT OF KNOW-- >> Stephen: I WANT TO GET TO 277 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:17,496 THE MOMENT THOUGH-- SO YOU WON-- FOUR OF THOSE EIGHT IN THE PRE. 278 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,198 >> Jon: YES, YES. >> Stephen: THEN YOU GET TO 279 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:22,968 THE BROADCAST, AND AS I WAS SAYING LAST NIGHT ON THE SHOW 280 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,504 WITH LOUIS, EVIE AND I ARE WATCHING IT ALL NIGHT. 281 00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:29,908 WE'RE LIKE, OH, HE LOST THAT. OH, HE LOST THAT. 282 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:31,410 AND THEN ALBUM OF THE YEAR COMES ALONG. 283 00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:34,613 AND IT'S NOT ONLY THE PEOPLE YOU HAVE ALREADY COMPETED AGAINST 284 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,983 BUT THEY TOSS IN ALL KINDS OF OTHER PEOPLE IN THERE. 285 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:41,854 LET'S THROW THE BEATLES IN AND BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND DUKE 286 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:45,491 DELLINGTON AND THE GUY WHO INVENTED SOUND, WHATEVER. 287 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:48,627 LISTEN, HE'S FANTASTIC BUT I DON'T SEE HOW-- BUT THEN, THIS 288 00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:59,104 IS WHAT HAPPENS. >> AND THE GRAMMY GOES TO... 289 00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:05,110 IT "WE ARE," JON BATISTE! ( APPLAUSE ) 290 00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:20,058 >> Stephen: SO WHAT'S GOING ON? 291 00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,093 >> Stephen: SO WHAT'S GOING ON? 292 00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:29,101 IN THAT MOMENT... THE MOST SURPRISED PERSON IN 293 00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:30,469 THAT ROOM MIGHT BE YOU. >> Jon: OH, YEAH. 294 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:33,572 >> Stephen: WHAT'S GOING ON-- WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR MIND AND 295 00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:37,476 YOUR HEART AT THAT MOMENT? >> Jon: MAN, IT'S SO MUCH I'M 296 00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:40,546 STILL PROCESSING IT. FIRST OFF, THE FACT THAT MY 297 00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:42,781 FAMILY IS THERE TO WITNESS THAT IS INCREDIBLE. 298 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,817 IT'S INCREDIBLE. JUST SO MUCH WENT INTO THAT 299 00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:49,488 MOMENT-- PIANO LESSONS, CIVIL RIGHTS MARCHES, ALL KINDS OF 300 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,823 JUST LIKE-- THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE MOMENT. 301 00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:56,228 ( APPLAUSE ) SO THAT HAPPENED. 302 00:19:56,295 --> 00:20:00,566 BUT THEN I WAS ALSO COMING OFF THE HIGH OF THE PERFORMANCE, 303 00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:04,403 WHICH I WAS SO FOCUSED ON THAT PERFORMANCE-- WE STARTED 304 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:05,771 REHEARSING FOR THAT ON WEDNESDAY. 305 00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:09,041 AND THEN BY THE TIME IT WAS DONE, THERE WAS, LIKE, 20 306 00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:12,678 MINUTES LEFT IN THE SHOW. >> Stephen: WOW. 307 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:14,947 YOU COULD HAVE ENDED THE SHOW RIGHT THERE. 308 00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:17,015 YOU BURNED IT TO THE GROUND. >> Jon: OH, MAN, I WAS HAVING 309 00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:20,419 A GOOD TIME. I CHANGED CLOTHES AND I SWEAT 310 00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:23,589 THROUGH THE CLOTHES AND I HAD MY CLOAK AND I WAS PLANNING ON 311 00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:27,359 SITTING THERE IN THE VIBE. AND THEN I SEEN UNCLE LENNY COME 312 00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:29,861 UP THERE. AND HE SAID-- HE WAS, LIKE, I 313 00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:33,065 THINK HE HAD TO KNOW. BECAUSE HE KEPT LOOKING AT ME. 314 00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:35,534 HE WAS SITTING RIGHT IN FRONT. IT WAS SO SURREAL. 315 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:38,270 AND THEN MY MOM IS LIKE, "YOU GOT THIS ONE." 316 00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:41,473 I'M LIKE, "YEAH, MOM." ( LAUGHTER ). 317 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:45,110 THAT? >> Jon: YEAH, MOM SAID THAT. 318 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:49,481 SHE SAID, "I LOVE THAT ALBUM." I SAID, "YEAH, ME, TOO." 319 00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:57,689 ( LAUGHTER ) THEY TURN AROUND AND SAY WE HOPE 320 00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:01,093 YOU WIN THIS ONE. IT WAS LIKE A POD OVER THE WEEK 321 00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:04,262 AND THEY WERE SO NICE. EVERYBODY WAS SO SUPPORTIVE. 322 00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:06,965 AT LEAST EVERYBODY IS GOING TO BE ON A GOOD VIBE. 323 00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:09,501 WHOEVER WINS WILL BE CLAPPING FOR THIS PERSON. 324 00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:15,040 IT WON'T BE ME. AND THEN THEY SAID, ""WE ARE--" 325 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:19,411 AND THE PEOPLE WERE SO LOUD. IT WAS SO LOUD THEY ALMOST 326 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:22,314 DIDN'T REALLY KNOW IT WAS ME BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T SAY MY NAME 327 00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:25,817 UNTIL AFTER THE TITLE. I WAS LIKE MAYBE THAT'S SOMEBODY 328 00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:28,220 ELSE'S ALBUM THAT SOUNDS LIKE "WE ARE." 329 00:21:28,286 --> 00:21:31,323 ( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 330 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:34,359 >> Stephen: I KNOW. I KNOW. 331 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,061 >> Jon: BUT THAT WAS IT. >> Stephen: YEAH. 332 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,897 I WAS AFRAID HE WAS GOING TO SAY JOHN OLIVER. 333 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,899 ( LAUGHTER ) TIME. 334 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:44,169 I HEAR THAT EVERY YEAR. >> Jon: NOT LAST -- 335 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:45,804 >> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND, I UNDERSTAND. 336 00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:47,973 OKAY, SO, WHAT CAN YOU DO AFTERWARDS? 337 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,941 TELL ME ABOUT-- SO YOU GET THE THING. 338 00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:54,312 YOU GAVE A BEAUTIFUL SPEECH ABOUT HOW YOUR MUSIC SAY 339 00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:55,881 SPIRITUAL EXERCISE FOR YOU, IT'S INCREDIBLY LOVING. 340 00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:59,618 AND THEN I KNOW YOU DON'T DRINK. HOW DID YOU CELEBRATE? 341 00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:03,355 DID YOU GO PLAY MUSIC? >> Jon: YOU WHAT I ACTUALLY-- 342 00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:07,259 NO LIE, I WENT TO EAT SOME FOOD, AND I WAS SO TIRED IN THE MIDDLE 343 00:22:07,325 --> 00:22:10,796 OF THE MEAL THAT I LEFT AFTER EATING THE FIRST HALF, AND WENT 344 00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:13,065 TO BED. ( LAUGHTER ) 345 00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:16,068 GOOD FOR YOU. >> Jon: WENT TO BED. 346 00:22:16,134 --> 00:22:18,837 >> Stephen: THAT'S A LONG CAREER. 347 00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:21,707 ( LAUGHTER ) THERE. 348 00:22:21,773 --> 00:22:24,443 >> Jon: I'M NOT-- I DON'T PARTY LIKE THAT. 349 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,244 >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO GO IN A SECOND. 350 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:29,481 BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT, I JUST WANT TO SAY, ALSO, AND MORE 351 00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:34,219 IMPORTANT, REALLY, ULTIMATELY MORE IMPORTANTLY, 352 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:37,089 CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BEAUTIFUL MARRIAGE TO YOUR 353 00:22:37,155 --> 00:22:40,625 BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED WIFE, SULEIKA JAOUAD. 354 00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:45,831 >> OH, YES! LOOK AT THAT. 355 00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:51,436 >> Stephen: THAT'S NICE. ♪ ♪ ♪ 356 00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:53,171 THAT'S BEST. THAT IS BEST. 357 00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:57,442 >> Jon: WE HAD A LOT OF PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT 358 00:22:57,509 --> 00:22:58,543 THAT. >> Stephen: WE DID. 359 00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:01,480 >> Jon: MAN. WE GOT-- MAN. 360 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:07,652 WE HAD-- THEY REALLY HELPED ME. >> Stephen: OH, MIME GLAD. 361 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,221 >> Jon: OF THEY REALLY HELPED ME. 362 00:23:09,287 --> 00:23:12,557 >> Stephen: I'M GLAD SCPNJTS WHAT WE'RE GOING THROUGH IS 363 00:23:12,624 --> 00:23:16,328 SO... IT'S SUPPORT OF OPPOSITE OF THE LIGHTS AND THE CAMERA AND 364 00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:20,265 THE GLITZ OF, YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING IN THE BUSINESS. 365 00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:22,601 >> Stephen: BUT IT'S BUILT ON THE SAME FOUNDATION. 366 00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:24,269 >> Jon: UH-HUH. >> Stephen: WHICH IS YOUR LOVE 367 00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:26,605 FOR EACH OTHER. >> Jon: THAT'S RIGHT. 368 00:23:26,671 --> 00:23:28,874 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: AND THAT IS HOW 369 00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:30,408 THEY'RE THE SAME. >> Jon: YES. 370 00:23:30,475 --> 00:23:31,977 >> Stephen: THAT'S HOW ALL THINGS ARE THE SAME. 371 00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:35,147 >> Jon: LOVE. >> Stephen: ALL THINGS ARE 372 00:23:35,213 --> 00:23:35,981 ONE. >> Jon: YES. 373 00:23:36,047 --> 00:23:37,783 ( APPLAUSE ). THROUGH IT. 374 00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:40,218 >> Jon: YES. >> Stephen: YOU GUYS NEED 375 00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:42,854 ANYTHING? ARE YOU REGISTERED ANYWHERE? 376 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:47,492 DO YOU NEED, LIKE, A CROCK POT OR BUTTER DISH? 377 00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:49,528 >> Jon: YEAH, WE DO, WE NEED ALL OF THAT. 378 00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:53,131 WE JUST GOT A PLACE. SO WE'VE GOT TO FILL IT UP. 379 00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:54,399 IT'S EMPTY. >> Stephen: IT IS. 380 00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:58,003 >> Jon: YOU GET THE PLACE, AND YOU WORK SO HARD TO GET A PLACE, 381 00:23:58,069 --> 00:24:00,138 THE AMERICAN DREAM. AND THEN IT'S EMPTY. 382 00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:04,075 ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: IT'S NOT EMPTY. 383 00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:17,155 IT'S GOT SOME GRAMMYS IN IT. ( APPLAUSE ) 384 00:24:17,222 --> 00:24:21,059 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH OSCAR ISAAC. 385 00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:46,484 WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW." THE. 386 00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:49,321 FOLKS, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST AS AN ACTOR FROM 387 00:24:49,387 --> 00:24:51,990 "INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS," "STAR WARS," AND "DUNE." 388 00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:55,627 HE NOW STARS IN MARVEL'S NEW SERIES "MOON KNIGHT." 389 00:24:55,694 --> 00:25:01,399 >> C STEVEN, YOU GOT TO GIVE ME CONTROL. 390 00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:04,569 IT'S THE ONLY WAY. LOOK AT ME. 391 00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:19,517 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE. LET ME SAVE US. 392 00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:23,688 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE. LET ME SAVE US. 393 00:25:23,755 --> 00:25:38,637 >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK 394 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:58,390 >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK 395 00:25:58,456 --> 00:26:01,693 TO "THE LATE SHOW," OSCAR ISAAC! ♪ ♪ ♪ 396 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:16,641 ( APPLAUSE ) >> JON BATISTE, MAN! 397 00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:23,982 ( APPLAUSE ) >> JON BATISTE, MAN! 398 00:26:24,049 --> 00:26:27,252 MY FELLOW JUILLIARD MAN. CONGRATULATIONS, DUDE! 399 00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:29,888 >> Stephen: ISN'T THAT LOVELY? >> OH, SO GOOD! 400 00:26:29,955 --> 00:26:31,289 >> Stephen: WELL, WELCOME BACK. 401 00:26:31,356 --> 00:26:33,591 >> THANK YOU. >> Stephen: HAVEN'T HAD YOU ON 402 00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:37,195 HERE SINCE 2017. >> WAS THAT THE LAST TIME? 403 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:39,097 >> Stephen: YEAH, SOMETHING I SAID. 404 00:26:39,164 --> 00:26:40,899 >> FELT LIKE JUST YESTERDAY. >> Stephen: THE REASON I BRING 405 00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:46,705 IT UP IS I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO TALK TO YOU ON CAMERA ABOUT 406 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:48,440 "DUNE." CONGRATULATIONS ON SIX OSCARS 407 00:26:48,506 --> 00:26:50,542 FOR DUNE. >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU,. 408 00:26:50,608 --> 00:26:53,945 >> Stephen: LAST SUNDAY. >> YOU'RE A "DUNE-HEAD" RIGHT. 409 00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:56,681 >> Stephen: I'M A HUGE "DUNE-HEAD." 410 00:26:56,748 --> 00:26:59,918 WARNER BROTHERS CALLED ME TO DO THE PRESS TOUR FOR YOU GUYS. 411 00:26:59,985 --> 00:27:03,154 I SAID IN THE MIDDLE OF COVID, WHY NOT? 412 00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:05,623 I'M A HUGE FAN. IT'S A PERFECT ADAPTATION. 413 00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:10,695 BUT NOW, THE THING IS-- SPOILER ALERT-- YOU'RE NOT IN THE 414 00:27:10,762 --> 00:27:12,530 SEQUEL. NOT EVEN SEQUEL. 415 00:27:12,597 --> 00:27:14,232 IT'S PART TWO. IT'S NOT A SEQUEL. 416 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:17,369 DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MISSING OUT HERE? 417 00:27:17,435 --> 00:27:21,806 >> DAD'S DEAD, BABY, DAD'S DEAD. IT'S A BUMMER. 418 00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:27,178 MAYBE SOME FLASHBACKS. SOME FORCE GHOSTS. 419 00:27:27,245 --> 00:27:30,415 >> Stephen: THEY DON'T DO FORCE GHOST OVERS THERE? 420 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:35,954 YOU KNOW HARRIER BAR DEMINVITED ME TO GO TO THE SET, AND I SAID 421 00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:38,957 I'M GOING TO BE IN PART TWO, BECAUSE ONCE I GET IN A STILL 422 00:27:39,024 --> 00:27:43,495 SUIT HOW WILL YOU KNOW? >> JUST GET STILL SUITS REQUEST 423 00:27:43,561 --> 00:27:47,966 WSOME MASK S. >> Stephen: THEY HAVE TO HAVE 424 00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:51,870 SOME PEAR. SHAPED FREMMEN. 425 00:27:51,936 --> 00:27:57,008 I UNDERSTAND YOU GAVE A GIFT, YOU SNUCK A GIFT-- BEFORE I SHOW 426 00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:58,943 PEOPLE THIS PHOTOGRAPH, WHICH IS QUITE A PHOTOGRAPH. 427 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:01,679 YOU CAN EXPLAIN WHAT'S HAPPENING AND HOW THIS GIFT GAME ABOUT? 428 00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:05,784 >> IT'S THE LAST-- IT'S THE LAST DAY OF SHOOTING FOR ME, AND THE 429 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:10,321 LAST THING I DID WAS MY-- SPOILER ALERT-- DEATH SCENE, 430 00:28:10,388 --> 00:28:15,994 WHERE DUKE LITO IS PRAWLD OUT NAKED IN FRONT OF BARON BEFORE 431 00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:19,697 HE'S KILLED. AND-- THANK YOU-- 432 00:28:19,764 --> 00:28:23,802 ( LAUGHTER ) TO-- TO BE MODEST, YOU'RE 433 00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:27,939 SUPPOSED TO WEAR A MODESTY SOCK FOR A MAN, YOU KNOW,. 434 00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:30,742 >> Stephen: YES. >> A MODESTY SOCK. 435 00:28:30,809 --> 00:28:35,880 IT COVERS YOUR GENITALIA. IT'S ALSO CALLED THE ( BLEEP ). 436 00:28:35,947 --> 00:28:37,949 >> Stephen: THAT'S ALSO QUITE DELICATE. 437 00:28:38,016 --> 00:28:41,486 >> YEAH, YEAH. SO, AFTERWARDS, I FINISHED, 438 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,488 AND... ( LAUGHTER ) 439 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:47,058 I FINISHED THE SCENE. ( APPLAUSE ) 440 00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:54,999 DENEI, AND HE HAD HIS JACKET THERE, AND I LEFT HIM A LITTLE 441 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:57,802 PRESENT TO REMEMBER ME BY, TO REMEMBER MY MUSK. 442 00:28:57,869 --> 00:28:59,404 >> Stephen: AND THEN HE LATER-- 443 00:28:59,471 --> 00:29:03,041 >> THEN HE LATER-- I GOT AN EMAIL LATER IN THE NIGHT, AND IT 444 00:29:03,108 --> 00:29:07,679 WAS THIS PICTURE OF HIM... ( APPLAUSE ). 445 00:29:07,745 --> 00:29:12,584 >> YEAH. IT COVERS THE ROYAL MEMBER. 446 00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:15,987 >> Stephen: AND THEN DO YOU KNOW WHAT BECAME OF IT 447 00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:22,060 EVENTUALLY? >> WE DID A Q&A, AT MOMA. 448 00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:24,796 IT WAS HE AND I AND WE WERE TALKING AND IN THE THE MIDDLE OF 449 00:29:24,863 --> 00:29:29,634 SAYING SOMETHING HE PULLED OUT THIS PLASTIC BAG OF A STIFF 450 00:29:29,701 --> 00:29:32,837 LITTLE MODESTY SOCK IN THE BAG AND SAID I STILL HAVE IT HERE. 451 00:29:32,904 --> 00:29:35,974 AND MOMA ASKED TO PUT IT IN THEIR COLLECTION. 452 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:39,577 >> Stephen: SERIOUSLY. YOUR MODESTY SOCK IS NOW A 453 00:29:39,644 --> 00:29:41,613 NATIONAL TREASURE. >> WELL, YEAH. 454 00:29:41,679 --> 00:29:44,182 >> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 455 00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:47,986 CAN I SAY ONE THING REAL QUICK? >> Stephen: OF COURSE YOU CAN! 456 00:29:48,052 --> 00:29:55,693 >> THE FIRING THING I DID WHEN I GOT CAST IS I REACHED OUT TO THE 457 00:29:55,760 --> 00:30:01,966 LATE, GREAT WILLIAM HURT. HE HAD PLAYED DUKE LITO, IN 458 00:30:02,033 --> 00:30:03,701 2000. I REACHED OUT TO HIM BECAUSE WE 459 00:30:03,768 --> 00:30:07,272 DID A FILM TOGETHER AGES BACK. AND HE IS SO AMAZING. 460 00:30:07,338 --> 00:30:11,910 AND ONE DAY I HAVE TO SHOW THIS STUFF TO YOU, AND IT'S A LONG 461 00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:18,082 TEXT ABOUT THE PHILOSOPHY AROUND "DUNE" ABOUT WHAT DUKE LITO 462 00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,951 REPRESENTS ABOUT ETHICS AND NOBILITY. 463 00:30:20,018 --> 00:30:21,386 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL THING. 464 00:30:21,452 --> 00:30:23,922 I NEVER SAID THAT TO ANYBODY. >> Stephen: THAT'S LOVELY. 465 00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:26,624 THAT'S LOVELY. WE IS HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK, BUT 466 00:30:26,691 --> 00:30:31,396 WHETHER WE COME BACK, I WILL ASK OSCAR ABOUT HIS NEW SERIES "MOON 467 00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:33,298 KNIGHT" ON DISNEY+. STICK AROUND. 468 00:30:40,905 --> 00:30:45,944 WE'RE BACK HERE WITH THE STAR OF "MOON KNIGHT" ON DISNEY+. 469 00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:51,149 MR. OSCAR ISAAC, YOU HAVE THIS UNIQUE PLACE IN NERD FANDOM, AND 470 00:30:51,216 --> 00:30:57,589 THAT IS YOU'VE BEEN THE "STAR WARS" SEQUELS. 471 00:30:57,655 --> 00:31:00,091 "DUNE," AND YOU'VE BEEN IN MARVEL TWICE NOW. 472 00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:02,694 THIS IS YOUR SECOND MARVEL FORAY. 473 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:08,833 SO, OBVIOUSLY, THE GAME WE NEED TO PLAY IS, LET'S SAY, IT 474 00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:15,006 "SCREW, MARRY, KILL. STAR WARS, "DUNE" MARVEL. 475 00:31:15,073 --> 00:31:17,375 NO PRESSURE. >> DANG. 476 00:31:17,442 --> 00:31:19,544 WHAT DO YOU THINK, JON? >> Jon: THAT'S TOUGH. 477 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:22,547 >> THAT'S A TOUGH ONE, RIGHT. >> Jon: I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'LL 478 00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:24,315 GET THAT. >> IT'S NOT THAT TOUGH. 479 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:28,086 IT'S LIKE "DUNE" KILLED ME, SO I'M GOING TO KILL "KUN." 480 00:31:28,152 --> 00:31:31,422 >> Stephen: THAT'S NICE. YUP. 481 00:31:31,489 --> 00:31:38,596 >> KILL "DUNE." YOU KNOW, "STAR WARS," I'M GOING 482 00:31:38,663 --> 00:31:41,165 TO SCREW "STAR WARS." >> Stephen: WOW. 483 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:45,103 >> AND I'M GOING TO MARRY "MOON KNIGHT" RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE WHO 484 00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:49,107 KNOWS WHERE THAT'S GOING TO GO. >> Stephen: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A 485 00:31:49,173 --> 00:31:51,009 HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP. I HAVE SEEN ONE EPISODE-- 486 00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:56,047 >> LET'S SAY MAKE LOVE TO "STAR WARS" GENTLY. 487 00:31:56,114 --> 00:32:00,218 >> Stephen: THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE POE. 488 00:32:00,285 --> 00:32:03,554 HE'S THE MOST DARING FIGHTER PILOT IN THE GALAXY. 489 00:32:03,621 --> 00:32:05,990 >> NOT IN THE BEDROOM. >> Stephen: NEW MARVEL SERIES 490 00:32:06,057 --> 00:32:07,859 "MOON KNIGHT." FOR THOSE OUT THERE-- IT'S NOT 491 00:32:07,925 --> 00:32:10,795 ONE OF THE MOST WELL-KNOWN CHARACTERS UP UNTIL NOW. 492 00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:13,398 >> NO. >> Stephen: EXPLAIN TO THE 493 00:32:13,464 --> 00:32:20,605 PEOPLE WHO C "MOON NIGHT" IS. >> I PLAY STEVEN GRANT. 494 00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:22,373 HE DESCRIBES HIMSELF AS A GIFT SHOPPIST. 495 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,842 >> Stephen: HE'S A BRIT. >> HE WORKS IN A GIFT SHOP IN A 496 00:32:24,909 --> 00:32:27,445 MUSEUM IN LONDON, AND HE'S DESPERATE FOR CONNECTION WITH 497 00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:29,747 PEOPLE. HE'S A BIT AWKWARD, A BIT 498 00:32:29,814 --> 00:32:32,016 INTROVERTED. HE'S A TENDER PERSON, BUT HE'S 499 00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:37,021 ALSO SUFFERING FROM, YOU KNOW, SLEEPWALKING, HE BELIEVES, 500 00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:40,725 BLACKOUTS, MEMORY LOSS. AND HE DISCOVERS THAT HE'S 501 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:44,128 SUFFSUFFERING FROM DISASSOCIATIE IDENTITY DISORDER, AND HE IS 502 00:32:44,195 --> 00:32:50,768 SHARING HIS BODY WITH AN EXPERCEINARY NAMED MARC SPECTOR, 503 00:32:50,835 --> 00:32:53,871 WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE IN THE SERVICE AN EGYPT DEITY. 504 00:32:53,938 --> 00:32:55,807 THAT OLD STORY. >> Stephen: EXACTLY. 505 00:32:55,873 --> 00:32:58,376 NOW, MARVEL IS NOTORIOUSLY SECRETIVE. 506 00:32:58,443 --> 00:33:00,945 THANK YOU FOR SHARING EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SO FAR. 507 00:33:01,012 --> 00:33:05,049 ARE YOU-- "STAR WARS" OF CURSE OBVIOUSLY VERY SECRETIVE, TOO. 508 00:33:05,116 --> 00:33:07,385 ARE YOU GOOD AT SECRETS? CAN YOU KEEP SECRETS? 509 00:33:07,452 --> 00:33:11,089 >> OH, YEAH. I'VE GOT SOME DARK SECRETS. 510 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:14,025 BUT THIS ONE, WITH THE MARVEL ONE, I WAS AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER 511 00:33:14,092 --> 00:33:15,827 ON IT. SO IT WAS -- 512 00:33:15,893 --> 00:33:18,596 >> Stephen: OKAY. >> IT WAS AN INCREDIBLY 513 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,531 COLLABORATIVE EXPERIENCE. >> Stephen: SO YOU ARE THE ONE 514 00:33:20,598 --> 00:33:22,533 THREATENING YOU NOT TO SAY ANYTHING. 515 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,736 >> I'M THE ONE THREATENING EVERYBODY ELSE. 516 00:33:24,802 --> 00:33:30,041 >> Stephen: THAT'S A FORM OF DISASSOCIATIVE DISORDER. 517 00:33:30,108 --> 00:33:34,312 YOUR CHARACTER, AS YOU SAID, STRUGGLES WITH MALE, 518 00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:36,114 DISASSOCIATIVE IDENTITY DISORDER. 519 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:40,118 DID YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT BEFORE DOING "MOON KNIGHT, "OR 520 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:44,756 WAS THIS ALL JUST RESEARCH? >> I DID IN THE SENSATIONALIST 521 00:33:44,822 --> 00:33:47,125 WAY IT'S BEEN PRESENTED MOSTLY IN FICTION. 522 00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:52,130 >> Stephen: LIKE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES, "SYBILL" STUFF 523 00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:54,065 LIKE THAT. >> THERE ARE DIFFERENT MOVIES 524 00:33:54,132 --> 00:33:57,635 AND OFTENTIMES IT'S THE VILLAIN WHO IS WILD AND CRAZY AND 525 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,437 WHATEVER, AND OFTEN IT'S USED WITH VIOLENCE. 526 00:33:59,504 --> 00:34:03,341 BUT DOING A DEEP DIVE INTO TI REALIZED IT WAS A CHANCE TO 527 00:34:03,408 --> 00:34:06,577 ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT HOW THE HUMAN MIND IS ITS OWN 528 00:34:06,644 --> 00:34:08,746 SUPERPOWER. THERE'S THIS THING THAT HAPPENS 529 00:34:08,813 --> 00:34:11,949 WHEN SOMEONE AT A VERY YOUNG AGE GOES THROUGH INCREDIBLE ABUSE 530 00:34:12,016 --> 00:34:17,255 AND TRAUMA AND THE BRAIN CAN FRACTURE IN ORDER TO HELP THAT 531 00:34:17,321 --> 00:34:19,490 CHILD SURVIVE, YOU KNOW. IT'S INCREDIBLE. 532 00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:23,628 AND THAT THIS WAS A CHANCE ON THIS MASSIVE STAGE TO TALK ABOUT 533 00:34:23,694 --> 00:34:26,964 SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY HEAVY AND DIFFICULT BUT ALSO KIND OF 534 00:34:27,031 --> 00:34:30,435 BEAUTIFUL AND TO MAKE EVERYTHING THAT YOU SEE, EVEN THE MOST 535 00:34:30,501 --> 00:34:33,104 FANTASTICAL ELEMENTS, BE AN OUTWARD EXPRESSION OF THAT 536 00:34:33,171 --> 00:34:35,173 INTERNAL STRUGGLE. >> Stephen: ONE OF THE AMAZING 537 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:40,978 THING, ESPECIALLY THE MARVEL SERIES IS ABLE TO DO BY DIPPING 538 00:34:41,045 --> 00:34:43,948 DEEPLY INTO THESE MENTAL STATES. WANNAVISION IS ABOUT GRIEF. 539 00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:47,051 WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THAT KIND OF TRAUMA, THAT KIND OF LOSS? 540 00:34:47,118 --> 00:34:49,086 >> EXACTLY. >> Stephen: WE COULDN'T EXPECT 541 00:34:49,153 --> 00:34:53,658 IT FROM THIS GENRE. BUT IF YOU ACTUAL HE READ THE 542 00:34:53,724 --> 00:34:55,827 MARVEL COMIC BOOKS, THERE'S A LOT OF THAT IN THERE. 543 00:34:55,893 --> 00:34:59,730 >> THEY USE THAT, MUCH LIKE GREEK THEATER USED TO USE GOD TO 544 00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,399 TELL STORIES THAT ARE VERY HUMAN. 545 00:35:01,466 --> 00:35:05,536 WE USE MODERN-DAY MYTHS TO TALK ABOUT THINGS YOU. 546 00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:08,940 >> Stephen: HAVE A PRETTY GOOD SCENE PARTNER IN THIS 547 00:35:09,006 --> 00:35:10,775 SERIES, IN SEVERAL OF THE SCENES I SAW, WHICH SU. 548 00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:12,109 YOU'RE ACTING WITH YOURSELF. >> RIGHT. 549 00:35:12,176 --> 00:35:14,579 >> Stephen: YOU GET TO ACT WITH OSCAR ISAAC, COME ON. 550 00:35:14,645 --> 00:35:18,182 >> HOW LUCKY AM I, RIGHT? ( APPLAUSE ) 551 00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:22,753 REAL-- YOU HAD-- YOU HAD SOME HELP THAT WE DIDN'T BEEN. 552 00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:25,423 WHO WAS ACTUALLY BEING YOU IN SOME OF THESE SCENES? 553 00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:28,559 >> THAT'S THE THING. WHEN I READ THE SCRIPT, I'M LIKE 554 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:31,562 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ACT WITH MYSELF. 555 00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:34,866 HOW AM I GOING TO DO THIS? I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO IS AN 556 00:35:34,932 --> 00:35:39,337 AMAZING ACTOR AND ALWAYS SHARES MY D.N.A., MY BROTHER. 557 00:35:39,403 --> 00:35:41,639 MY BROTHER MICHAEL HERNANDEZ -- >> Stephen: OLDER, YOUNGER. 558 00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:44,542 >> YOUNGER, MY LITTLE BABY BROTHER. 559 00:35:44,609 --> 00:35:49,647 HE CAME TO ME TO BUDAPEST WHERE WE SHOT THIS, AND HE WAS ON SET 560 00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:52,250 EVERY SINGLE DAY. SOMETIMES YOU CAN SEE IT'S HIS 561 00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:53,451 SHOULDER. >> Stephen: REALLY. 562 00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:56,454 >> YEAH, HE WAS THERE WITH ME. IT WAS KIND OF AMAZING TO DO 563 00:35:56,521 --> 00:35:58,422 THAT WITH HIM. >> Stephen: DID YOU HAVE THE 564 00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:01,092 SAME HAIR CUTS. >> HE HAD A FAKE NOSE PUT ON 565 00:36:01,158 --> 00:36:03,094 BECAUSE HE HAS A SMALLER NOSE AND I HAVE A BIG SCHNOOZ. 566 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,429 >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, BUT WE'LL BE BACK 567 00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:07,565 WITH MORE OSCAR ISAAC, EVERYBODY. 568 00:36:14,438 --> 00:36:18,776 WE'RE BACK HERE CAN THE STAR OF "MOON KNIGHT," OSCAR ISAAC. 569 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:23,514 NOW, YOU WERE SHOOTING THIS-- BUDAPEST AND JORDAN, RIGHT? 570 00:36:23,581 --> 00:36:27,618 >> YEAR, WE SHOT MOSTLY-- IT WAS, LIKE, SEVEN MONTHS IN 571 00:36:27,685 --> 00:36:32,423 BUDAPEST AND A COUPLE OF WEEKS IN JORDAN, IN THE SAME DESERT 572 00:36:32,490 --> 00:36:36,160 WHERE WE SHOT "RISE OF SKY WALKER" AND "DUNE." 573 00:36:36,227 --> 00:36:39,297 THAT'S MY STOMPING GROUND. >> Stephen: HOW SANDY ARE WE 574 00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:41,265 TALKING HERE? >> EVERY CREVICE. 575 00:36:41,332 --> 00:36:45,169 ( LAUGHTER ). DO YOU STILL FIND SOME 576 00:36:45,236 --> 00:36:46,037 SOUVENIRS? ( LAUGHTER ). 577 00:36:46,103 --> 00:36:49,774 AROUND. >> Stephen: I HEAR BUDAPEST IS 578 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,943 A LOT OF FUN. I'VE NEVER BEEN. 579 00:36:52,009 --> 00:36:55,346 THESE THINGS CALLED RUIN BAR WHERE'S YOU GO TO THESE PLACES 580 00:36:55,413 --> 00:36:59,050 THEY'RE STILL BOMBED OUT FROM WORLD WAR II AND THEY ARE BARS 581 00:36:59,116 --> 00:37:02,787 UNTIL THE COPS SHUT THEM DOWN AND THEY MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE. 582 00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:06,691 >> WE WERE THERE DURING COVID, SO EVERYTHING WAS SHUT DOWN. 583 00:37:06,757 --> 00:37:11,028 BUT IT WAS STILL BEAUTIFUL. ETHAN HAWKE WHO PLAYS THE 584 00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:14,732 VILLAIN, INCREDIBLE, WE WOULD RUN TOGETHER, JOGGING. 585 00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:16,100 >> Stephen: THERE IS ETHAN RIGHT THERE. 586 00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:18,703 HE IS THE BADDIE? >> HE'S HEAVIEST, YEAH, HE IS. 587 00:37:18,769 --> 00:37:23,040 >> Stephen: YEAH. >> BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S ETHAN, SO 588 00:37:23,107 --> 00:37:26,510 YOU'RE NEVER SURE BECAUSE HE SO CHARISMATIC. 589 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:30,047 >> Stephen: FROM THE EPISODE I SAW, I WASN'T SURE. 590 00:37:30,114 --> 00:37:33,184 THANKS FOR THE SPOILER. SOMEBODY HAS TO BE THE BADDIE. 591 00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:36,454 HE WAS THE BADDIE IN "DEAD POET'S SOCIETY" TOO. 592 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,189 >> WAS HE. >> Stephen: NO, HE'S THE 593 00:37:38,255 --> 00:37:41,058 SENSITIVE ONE. HE'S THE SENSITIVE ONE. 594 00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:47,031 I UNDERSTAND YOU HAD PARTICULAR FUN ONE NIGHT WITH-- WAS IT WITH 595 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,233 ETHAN THAT YOU ACTUALLY INDULGED IN A LITTLE MIND EXPANSION? 596 00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:52,003 >> OH, RIGHT, YEAH. WE DANCED WITH GOD. 597 00:37:52,069 --> 00:37:53,704 >> Stephen: I DIDN'T HEAR THIS PART. 598 00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:56,240 BUT THAT'S WHAT I WAS HOPING YOU WERE GOING TO SAY. 599 00:37:56,307 --> 00:38:00,011 >> IT WAS MY BROTHER AND ETHAN. WE WERE AT A HOUSE AND OUR 600 00:38:00,077 --> 00:38:03,714 FAMFAMILIES HAD JUST LEFT AND WE HAD THE WEEKEND THERE AND IT WAS 601 00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:07,918 A PLACE CALLED BLAKE BALATON, OUTSIDE BUDAPEST, SO BEAUTIFUL. 602 00:38:07,985 --> 00:38:12,323 AD WE GOT OUR HANDS ON A LITTLE PSILOCYBIN. 603 00:38:12,390 --> 00:38:13,958 >> Jon: RUSH MOOMS. >> MAGIC MUSHROOMS. 604 00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:16,661 >> Sephen: JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, IS IT LEGAL OVER 605 00:38:16,727 --> 00:38:17,461 THERE? >> NO. 606 00:38:17,528 --> 00:38:18,863 >> Stephen: IS IT LEGAL OVER HERE? 607 00:38:18,929 --> 00:38:20,131 >> NO. >> Stephen: NOT ON CBS. 608 00:38:20,197 --> 00:38:23,934 BUT GO AHEAD. >> IS IT LEGAL IN THE ED 609 00:38:24,001 --> 00:38:25,069 SULLIVAN THEATER. >> Stephen: IT ABSOLUTE IS. 610 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:30,307 >> YEAH, WE HAD SOME MUSHROOMS AND LISTENED TO THE 611 00:38:30,374 --> 00:38:32,309 PHOSPHORESCENT ALBUM. >> Stephen: DID YOU GO UP TO A 612 00:38:32,376 --> 00:38:34,645 HILLSIDE? >> WE LAID DOWN AND GIGGLED FOR 613 00:38:34,712 --> 00:38:37,548 A LONG TIME LISTENING TO MUSIC AND WENT TO A PARK AND PLAYED 614 00:38:37,615 --> 00:38:39,517 SOME FOOTBALL A LITTLE BIT, AND THEN -- 615 00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:41,052 >> Stephen: BY FOOTBALL DO YOU MEAN SOCCER? 616 00:38:41,118 --> 00:38:43,688 >> NO, NO, NO, AMERICAN FOOTBALL. 617 00:38:43,754 --> 00:38:45,423 >> Stephen: OKAY, DIDN'T KNOW. YOU'RE IN BUDAPEST. 618 00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:47,925 >> BUT WE WERE ALSO HIGH ON MUSHROOM S. 619 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,461 >> Stephen: SO WHO KNOW WHAWRPZ DOING? 620 00:38:50,528 --> 00:38:53,030 YOU KOOSK THROWING PUPPIES WILL AT EACH OTHER? 621 00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:55,199 >> IT'S TRUE. >> Stephen: YOU DANCED WITH 622 00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:56,767 GOD. HOW DID HE ENJOY IT? 623 00:38:56,834 --> 00:39:01,305 >> HE WASN'T INTO IT. IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE 624 00:39:01,372 --> 00:39:04,742 EITHER IT'S GOING TO BE FUN OR GO REALLY BADLY. 625 00:39:04,809 --> 00:39:06,977 BUT TINDED UP FUN. >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK. 626 00:39:07,044 --> 00:39:08,779 WELCOME-- >> THANK YOU. 627 00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:09,747 >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK. ( APPLAUSE ) 628 00:39:09,814 --> 00:39:14,785 SO GLAD IT WENT WELL. >> WE MADE IT BACK. 629 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:16,487 >> Stephen: OSCAR, WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU. 630 00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:18,255 I'LL SEE YOU ON THE SET OF "DUNE PART TWO." 631 00:39:18,322 --> 00:39:22,460 WE DON'T OF WON'T TELL ANYBODY. IT WILL JUST BE YOU AND ME. 632 00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:26,363 NEW EPISODES OF "MOON KNIGHT" COME OUT WEDNESDAY ON DISNEY+. 633 00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:29,400 OSCAR ISAAC, EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 634 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,187 >> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW." 635 00:39:50,254 --> 00:39:53,124 TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST WILL BE ANDERSON COOPER. 636 00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:56,026 JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!