1 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:04,571 STORY OUT OF IDAHO THIS MORNING. 2 00:00:04,637 --> 00:00:10,410 31 PEOPLE ARRESTED FOR CONSPIRACY TO RIOT NEAR A PRIDE 3 00:00:10,477 --> 00:00:13,847 PARADE. POLICE SAY THIS GROUP IS 4 00:00:13,913 --> 00:00:15,749 BELIEVED TO BE AFFILIATED WITH A HATE ORGANIZATION, AND THEY WERE 5 00:00:15,815 --> 00:00:18,852 LOADED INTO A U-HAUL TRUCK PACKING RIOT GEAR. 6 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:22,389 >> ARE YOU A WHITE SUPREMACIST LOOKING TO MOVE A GROUP OF 7 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:24,257 ANGRY, LONELY WHITE MEN ON A BUDGET, BUT U-HAUL IS NOT 8 00:00:24,324 --> 00:00:29,796 EXTREME ENOUGH? THEN CALL U-HEIL TODAY. 9 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,399 AT U-HEIL, WE HAVE THE PERFECT VEHICLE FOR YOUR RACIST MOVING 10 00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:35,769 NEEDS. WANT TO TRANSPORT 15 WHITE 11 00:00:35,835 --> 00:00:39,773 SUPREMACISTS TO HARASS A PEACEFUL POLITICAL PROTEST? 12 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:43,743 RENT OUR KU KLUX VAN. AND, AS ALWAYS, WE OFFER A NO 13 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:47,781 VENTILATION GUARANTEE. BEST OF ALL, AT U-HEIL, RETURNS 14 00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:51,050 ARE EASY. NO NEED TO EVEN UNLOAD YOUR 15 00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:52,218 WHITE NATIONALIST CARGO. JUST DRIVE IT INTO THE NEAREST 16 00:00:52,285 --> 00:00:56,723 RAVINE. 17 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:59,826 >> ANNOUNCER: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!" 18 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:08,968 TONIGHT: HEARING GO AGAIN! 19 00:01:09,035 --> 00:01:13,206 PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES: BRYAN CRANSTON, 20 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:19,179 SENATOR RAPHAEL WARNOCK, FEATURING JON BATISTE AND 21 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:26,786 "STAY HUMAN." AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE 22 00:01:26,853 --> 00:01:34,494 ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 23 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:49,442 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( THEME SONG PLAYING ) 24 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:52,178 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( THEME SONG PLAYING ) 25 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:57,817 HELLO, LOUIS. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 26 00:01:57,884 --> 00:01:59,919 WHAT'S UP? PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT. 27 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:03,456 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WELCOME ONE AND ALL IN HERE, OUT 28 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:07,193 THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD, ALL THE SHIPS AT SEA TO "THE LATE 29 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:11,865 SHOW." I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. 30 00:02:11,931 --> 00:02:13,700 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) TODAY WAS EPISODE TWO OF THE 31 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:14,968 HOT NEW REALITY SHOW, "THE JANUARY 6TH COMMITTEE HEARINGS." 32 00:02:15,034 --> 00:02:16,236 WE'RE ALL WAITING TO FIND OUT IF THE FORMER PRESIDENT GETS TO 33 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:19,405 GO TO THE FANTASY SUITE WITH LADY JUSTICE. 34 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:22,775 ( LAUGHTER ) SHE'S BLIND, SO HE'S GOT A SHOT. 35 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:37,624 ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 36 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:38,825 EPISODE ONE WAS A HUGE HIT, BECAUSE AT LEAST 20 MILLION 37 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:41,761 PEOPLE WATCHED THURSDAY'S HEARING. 38 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,764 WE WERE LIVE, OKAY? ( APPLAUSE ) 39 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,332 THAT'S THE KIND AUDIENCE OF USUALLY RESERVED FOR "SUNDAY 40 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:48,234 NIGHT FOOTBALL." AND THURSDAY'S HEARING 41 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:58,177 FEATURED EVEN MORE GUYS WITH BRAIN DAMAGE. 42 00:02:58,244 --> 00:03:02,181 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SO FAR, MY MAJOR FEELING ABOUT 43 00:03:02,248 --> 00:03:07,086 THESE HEARINGS IS GRATITUDE. WE KNOW A LOT OF THIS ALREADY, 44 00:03:07,153 --> 00:03:10,757 BUT WATCHING THEM PUT IT TOGETHER REMINDS US THAT 45 00:03:10,823 --> 00:03:14,193 WE'RE NOT CRAZY. ( LAUGHTER ) 46 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:18,765 YOU SEE, FOR THE LAST 17 MONTHS, THE FORMER PRESIDENT AND HIS 47 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:23,269 SPINELESS TOADIES HAVE BEEN GASLIGHTING US, 48 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:24,938 TELLING US THAT WE DID NOT SEE WHAT WE ALL SAW: A COUP. 49 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:26,773 IT'S NOT LIKE THE GUY WAS HIDING IT. 50 00:03:26,839 --> 00:03:30,310 IN THE LEAD-UP, THE FORMER PRESIDENT SAID THINGS LIKE THIS: 51 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,178 >> WILL YOU COMMIT TO MAKING SURE THAT THERE IS A PEACEFUL 52 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:34,747 TRANSFERAL OF POWER AFTER THE ELECTION? 53 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:36,916 >> WELL, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WITH THAT. 54 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:38,785 >> I UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT PEOPLE ARE RIOTING. 55 00:03:38,851 --> 00:03:42,755 DO YOU COMMIT TO MAKING SURE THERE'S A PEACEFUL TRANSFERAL OF 56 00:03:42,822 --> 00:03:48,094 POWER? >> GET RID OF THE BALLOTS AND 57 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:51,197 YOU'LL HAVE A VERY PEACEFUL-- THERE WON'T BE A TRANSFER, 58 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:53,900 FRANKLY. THERE'LL BE A CONTINUATION. 59 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:59,038 >> STEPHEN: THERE'S YOUR EVIDENCE. 60 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:02,041 ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) EXHIBIT A-HOLE. 61 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:12,385 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 62 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:17,457 HE TOLD EVERYONE HE WAS GOING TO COMMIT A CRIME, AND THEN WENT 63 00:04:17,523 --> 00:04:22,095 OUT AND CRIMED IT. REMINDS ME OF O.J.'S FIRST BOOK: 64 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:23,630 "WHEN I'LL DO IT." ( LAUGHTER ) 65 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:26,032 TODAY'S HEARING LAID OUT TWO VITAL POINTS. 66 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,402 FIRST: EVERYONE, ALL OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT'S ADVISERS, 67 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:32,538 REPEATEDLY TOLD HIM, IN THE CLEAREST POSSIBLE LANGUAGE 68 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,207 THAT THE ELECTION WASN'T STOLEN, AND THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NO 69 00:04:34,273 --> 00:04:40,079 EVIDENCE THAT IT WAS. AND SECOND: THE FORMER PRESIDENT 70 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:42,115 DECIDED INSTEAD TO LISTEN TO RUDY GIULIANI AND HIS ADVISERS, 71 00:04:42,181 --> 00:04:54,027 ERNEST AND JULIO GALLO. ( APPLAUSE ) 72 00:04:54,093 --> 00:04:57,096 SURE, WHY NOT? IT'S AN AMERICAN CLASSIC. 73 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:59,065 FIRST THING THIS MORNING, LIZ CHENEY LAID OUT THE CASE: 74 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,134 >> YOU WILL ALSO HEAR TESTIMONY THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP REJECTED 75 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,604 THE ADVICE OF HIS CAMPAIGN EXPERTS ON ELECTION NIGHT, AND 76 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:09,575 INSTEAD FOLLOWED THE COURSE RECOMMENDED BY AN 77 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,477 APPARENTLY-INEBRIATED RUDY GIULIANI TO "JUST CLAIM HE WON," 78 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:17,517 AND INSIST THAT THE VOTE-COUNTING STOP TO FALSELY 79 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:21,054 CLAIM EVERYTHING WAS FRAUDULENT. >> STEPHEN: THAT RAISES THE 80 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,122 QUESTION: HOW MANY OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT'S TERRIBLE 81 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:29,028 IDEAS CAME FROM AN INEBRIATED RUDY GIULIANI? 82 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:31,931 COULD IT BE... CALL OF THEM? 83 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,067 "TELL EVERYBODY TO JUST INJECT THE BLEACH. 84 00:05:34,133 --> 00:05:41,474 WHAT IF YOU NUKED A HURRICANE? I KNOW-- SELL PUERTO RICO. 85 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:44,243 BUY GREENLAND. THEY TELL YOU NOT TO LOOK AT THE 86 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:45,478 ECLIPSE-- YOU SHOULD FIGHT! 87 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:46,479 THE ECLIPSE! THE ECLIPSE WAS LOOKING AT YOUR 88 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:58,791 WOMAN!" ( APPLAUSE ) 89 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:04,864 AS EVIDENCE OF JUST HOW THIRSTY RUDY WAS, THE COMMITTEE PLAYED 90 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:09,368 VIDEOTAPED TESTIMONY FROM FORMER CAMPAIGN ADVISOR AND MAN WHO 91 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:13,873 JUST CHUGGED A TALL GLASS OF HAIR, JASON MILLER. 92 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:15,308 >> WAS THERE ANYONE IN THAT CONVERSATION WHO, IN YOUR 93 00:06:15,374 --> 00:06:22,048 OBSERVATION, HAD HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK? 94 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:26,652 >> MAYOR GIULIANI. ( LAUGHTER ) 95 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:30,757 >> Stephen: IT'S A BIT OF A LEADING QUESTION. 96 00:06:30,823 --> 00:06:33,292 THEY FOLLOWED UP BY ASKING "DID YOU NOTICE ANYONE WHO WAS 97 00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:35,461 MAYBE FARTING WHILE LEAKING HAIR-DYE AND RANTING IN FRONT OF 98 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:38,030 A DILDO-SHOP? ANYONE LIKE THAT? 99 00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:41,467 COULD BE ANYONE. TAKE YOUR TIME." 100 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:46,038 THINK BACK. ( LAUGHTER ) 101 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:53,746 ( APPLAUSE ) RANTING IN FRONT OF A DILDO 102 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:54,981 SHOP. THE LAWYER KEPT DIGGING. 103 00:06:55,047 --> 00:06:58,050 >> TELL ME MORE ABOUT THAT. WHAT WAS YOUR OBSERVATION ABOUT 104 00:06:58,117 --> 00:07:01,988 HIS POTENTIAL INTOXICATION DURING THAT DISCUSSION ABOUT 105 00:07:02,054 --> 00:07:05,458 WHAT THE PRESIDENT SHOULD SAY WHEN HE ADDRESSED THE NATION ON 106 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:10,062 ELECTION NIGHT? >> THE MAYOR WAS DEFINITELY 107 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:16,602 INTOXICATED, BUT I DO NOT KNOW HIS LEVEL OF INTOXICATION WHEN 108 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:17,503 HE SPOKE WITH THE PRESIDENT, FOR EXAMPLE. 109 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:20,573 >> STEPHEN: LET ME HELP YOU HERE. 110 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,041 THERE ARE FIVE LEVELS OF INTOXICATION ON THE RUDY 111 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:30,516 BREATHALYZER: OVER THE LEGAL LIMIT, 112 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:32,218 ROOTING AROUND THE DUMPSTER FOR EMPTIES, 113 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,553 ROOTING AROUND IN HIS PANTS IN "BORAT," 114 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:38,024 PLANNING COUP IN A BLACKOUT, AND "THE MASKED SINGER." 115 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:47,466 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BASED ON A TRUE STORY. 116 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,802 AFTER THE HEARING WAS OVER, RUDY'S LAWYER RELEASED A 117 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:53,105 STATEMENT SAYING THE FORMER MAYOR WASN'T DRUNK ON ELECTION 118 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:58,044 NIGHT, AND THAT RUDY "DENIES ALL FALSEHOODS BY THE ANGRY AND 119 00:07:58,110 --> 00:08:02,048 MISGUIDED MS. CHENEY." OF COURSE, THE ACTUAL TESTIMONY 120 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:08,421 WAS GIVEN BY JASON MILLER, NOT LIZ CHENEY. 121 00:08:08,487 --> 00:08:10,156 BUT YOU CAN'T EXPECT HIM TO TELL THOSE PEOPLE APART. 122 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:11,991 HE'S HAMMERED! ( APPLAUSE ) 123 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:16,395 I'M A LITTLE THIRSTY MYSELF. A LITTLE THIRSTY MYSELF. 124 00:08:16,462 --> 00:08:18,064 OH, YEAH. WE ALSO HEARD FROM THE FORMER 125 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:22,101 PRESIDENT'S CAMPAIGN MANAGER AND MAN WHO WAS BORN KNOWING HOW TO 126 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:26,038 PLAY LACROSSE, BILL STEPIEN. THE COMMITTEE PLAYED VIDEO-TAPED 127 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:29,742 TESTIMONY OF STEPIEN, IN WHICH HE WAS ASKED ABOUT GIULIANI AND 128 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:34,580 HIS PALS, WHO WERE PUSHING ALL THE ELECTION FRAUD CONSPIRACIES: 129 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:38,050 >> THERE TWO GROUPS OF THEM. WE CALLED THEM, KIND OF 130 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:41,454 "MY TEAM" AND "RUDY'S TEAM." I DIDN'T MIND BEING CATEGORIZED 131 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:46,058 AS "TEAM NORMAL," AS REPORTERS KIND OF STARTED TO DO AT THAT 132 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:50,029 POINT IN TIME. >> IT'S TRUE, THERE WERE TWO 133 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:53,032 DIFFERENT TEAMS. THERE WERE TEAM NORMAL AND TEAM 134 00:08:53,099 --> 00:09:02,842 RUDY, ALSO KNOWN AS THE CHARDONN-A TEAM. 135 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:07,413 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ONE MORE RUDY JOKE! 136 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,116 THE FORMER PRESIDENT DID NOT WIN, AND TO BACK THAT UP, THEY 137 00:09:10,182 --> 00:09:14,053 BROUGHT IN FORMER FOX NEWS EITOR AND HARDBOILED EGG 138 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:19,625 REJECTED ON A ZOOM DATE CHRIS STIREWALT. 139 00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:25,698 CHRIS WAS PART OF THE ELECTION TEAM 140 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:28,501 THAT CALLED ARIZONA FOR BIDEN. HE WENT ON THE AIR TO DEFEND 141 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:30,036 THAT DECISION, WHICH ENRAGED THE FORMER PRESIDENT. 142 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:33,272 TWO MONTHS LATER, STIREWALT WAS FIRED BY FOX. 143 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:35,775 AND TODAY, WHEN HE WAS ASKED ABOUT CALLING ARIZONA, IT 144 00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:40,179 SEEMED LIKE STIREWALT WANTED HIS OLD JOB BACK: 145 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,447 >> IT WAS REALLY CONTROVERSIAL TO OUR COMPETITORS, WHO WE 146 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:45,651 BEAT SO BADLY BY MAKING THE CORRECT CALL FIRST. 147 00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:47,453 OUR DECISION DESK WAS THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS, AND I WAS VERY 148 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,256 PROUD TO BE A PART OF IT. LET ME TELL YOU, OUR POLL IN 149 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:53,225 ARIZONA WAS BEAUTIFUL. WE WERE ABLE TO MAKE THE CALL 150 00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:54,193 EARLY. WE WERE ABLE TO BEAT THE 151 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:59,065 COMPETITION. >> STEPHEN: "I'M ALSO FLUENT IN 152 00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:01,367 SPANISH, PROFICIENT IN MICROSOFT EXCEL, I DRIVE STICK, AND MY 153 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,003 GREATEST WEAKNESS IS THAT I CARE TOO MUCH. 154 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:05,471 PLEASE, SOMEBODY HIRE ME! NO ONE'S SIGNING UP FOR MY 155 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:12,345 ONLYFANS!" ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 156 00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:18,050 POOR GUY, HE DID THE RIGHT THIN. THE COMMITTEE PLAYED SOME OF THE 157 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:21,220 FORMER PRESIDENT'S GREATEST ELECTION-DENYING HITS, INCLUDING 158 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,456 THIS GEM: >> IT WAS 10:00. 159 00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:26,158 AND YOU LOOKED AT THE NUMBERS. AND I'M SURE YOU FELT THAT WAY. 160 00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:29,328 THIS ELECTION WAS OVER. AND THEN THEY DID DUMPS. 161 00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:35,468 THEY CALL THEM "DUMPS." BIG, MASSIVE DUMPS. 162 00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:39,905 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 163 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,507 >> STEPHEN: TO GIVE YOU SOME IDEA OF HOW MASSIVE? 164 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:46,045 FOUR HOURS EARLIER, THIS WAS DINNER. 165 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:50,049 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 166 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:53,452 I'M SORRY. YOU'RE NICE PEOPLE. 167 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:56,489 I'M SORRY. ONE BREAK-OUT STAR RETURNED FROM 168 00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:58,024 NIGHT ONE: FORMER ATTORNEY GENERAL AND SITH LORD SUMMONING 169 00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:05,197 ANOTHER BASKET OF ONION RINGS, BILL BARR. 170 00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:06,365 BILL BARR EXPLAINED THAT HE NEVER BOUGHT GIULIANI'S FRAUD 171 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:09,268 THEORIES, AS HE EXPLICITLY TOLD THE FORMER PRESIDENT: 172 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:14,040 >> I TOLD HIM THAT THE STUFF THAT HIS PEOPLE WERE SHOVELING 173 00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:17,276 OUT TO THE PUBLIC IS (BLEEP). THAT THE CLAIMS OF FRAUD WERE 174 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:21,313 (BLEEP). I REITERATED THAT THEY WASTED A 175 00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:23,516 WHOLE MONTH ON THESE CLAIMS, ON THE DOMINION VOTING MACHINES, 176 00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:26,419 AND THEY WERE IDIOTIC CLAIMS. I THOUGHT, BOY, IF HE REALLY 177 00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:32,691 BELIEVES THIS STUFF HE HAS, YOU KNOW, LOST CONTACT WITH-- HE'S 178 00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:36,429 BECOME DETACHED FROM REALITY, IF HE REALLY BELIEVES THIS STUFF. 179 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:38,330 >> STEPHEN: IT'S SO SAD TO THINK THAT THE MAN WHO SPENT YEARS 180 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:46,405 INSISTING THAT WINDMILLS CAUSE CANCER SOMEHOW LOST TOUCH WITH 181 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:50,543 REALITY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 182 00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:56,715 MY BOSS IS HERE, THE TASK MASTERS, THE OVERLORDS, THE 183 00:11:56,782 --> 00:12:03,089 BRASS, T THE HONCHOS HERE AT CBS WILL NOT ALLOW ME 184 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:03,989 TO REPEAT WHAT BARR CALLED THOSE CLAIMS. 185 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,224 IS THERE ANOTHER WAY OF DESCRIBING THEM? 186 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,993 >> DUMPS. BIG, MASSIVE DUMPS. 187 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:08,961 >> STEPHEN: THANK YOU. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 188 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:10,763 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 189 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,732 MY GUESTS ARE BRYAN CRANSTON AND SENATOR RAPHAEL WARNOCK. 190 00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:16,202 WHEN WE COME BACK, "MEANWHILE!"! 191 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:52,771 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: GIVE IT UP FOR 192 00:12:52,838 --> 00:13:01,147 LOLOUIS CATO AND "STAY HUMAN" ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 193 00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:10,556 LOUIS, WE HAVE AN AMAZING LINEUP ON THE SHOW. 194 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:14,393 WE HAVE SENATOR RAPHAEL WARNOCK TONIGHT FROM THE GREAT STATE OF 195 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,561 GEORGIA. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 196 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:25,571 AND WE HAVE OUR FRIEND BRYAN CRANSTON IS GOING TO BE HERE. 197 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:29,008 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I ALWAYS ENJOY TALKING WITH 198 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:31,710 BRYAN CRANSTON. IT'S THE EIGHTH TIME HE'S BEEN 199 00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:34,547 ON THE SHOW. TWO MORE AND HE GETS TO KEEP THE 200 00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:38,817 MUG. YOU'VE GOT TO EARN IT. 201 00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:40,519 ( LAUGHTER ) FOLKS, I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME, 202 00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:48,027 RIGHT OVER THERE, FORMING THE DAY'S FINEST NEWS BRICKS INTO A 203 00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:49,228 STUPA, AND SLOPING ROOFS WITH UPTURNED EDGES IN ACCORDANCE 204 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:52,364 WITH COSMIC MANDALA BELIEFS TO CREATE FOR YOU THE GLORIOUS 205 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:53,432 10TH CENTURY DVARA-VATI PAGODA THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. 206 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,900 BUT SOMETIMES-- SOMETIMES, FOLKS-- 207 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:57,603 SOMETIMES-- SOMETIMES, I SCAVENGE THE 208 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:01,674 PLANKS FROM AN OLD LOADING PALETTE TO PROP AGAINST A 209 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,543 DOWNED POWER LINE, COVER IT ALL WITH A STOLEN CONSTRUCTION TARP 210 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:09,114 AND COWER UNDER THE STAINED VAGRANT'S LEAN-TO OF NEWS THAT 211 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:12,918 IS MY SEGMENT: ♪♪ 212 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:14,820 "MEANWHILE!" ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 213 00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:21,026 >> Stephen: IT'S A SHOT OF ADRENALINE, STRAIGHT TO THE 214 00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:22,561 HEART. ( APPLAUSE ) 215 00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:25,130 MEANWHILE, IN HER NEW DOCUMENTARY, JENNIFER LOPEZ SAID 216 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:28,534 THAT SHARING THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW WITH SHAKIRA WAS 217 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:33,172 "THE WORST IDEA IN THE WORLD." COINCIDENTALLY, ALSO THE 218 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:39,712 ORIGINAL TAGLINE FOR "GIGLI." ( LAUGHTER ) 219 00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:41,146 MEANWHILE, GREAT NEWS, DICKENS COSPLAYERS: "DEADLY VICTORIAN 220 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:46,552 DISEASES ARE ON THE RISE." DUE TO "ANTI-VACCINE SENTIMENT," 221 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,121 DOCTORS ARE SEEING THE RETURN OF "WHOOPING COUGH, MEASLES, 222 00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:52,958 TYPHOID, SCARLET FEVER, DIPHTHERIA, AND MUMPS." 223 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:56,595 THANKS, ANTI-VAXXERS. REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO 224 00:14:56,662 --> 00:15:00,766 GETTING LAID UP WITH A CASE OF BILIOUS DROPSY. 225 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,502 "SORRY I CAN'T MAKE YOUR WEDDING, MY AUNT 'DID HER OWN 226 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:07,172 RESEARCH' AND NOW I HAVE 'SCRIVENER'S AGUE.' 227 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:13,145 BUT MY BARBER IS LEECHING ME AS FAST AS HE CAN." 228 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:15,047 ( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, "NETFLIX HAS 229 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:20,185 GREEN-LIT 'SQUID GAME' SEASON TWO." 230 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,120 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) GREAT! 231 00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:25,124 COME ON, YEAH! NOW THEY CAN FINALLY WIN... 232 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:29,161 ALL THE SQUID? I NEVER FINISHED IT. 233 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:33,165 ( LAUGHTER ) I SAW SOME... 234 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:38,304 GOT SAD. GOODBYE. 235 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,572 MEANWHILE, YESTERDAY SAW THE SLOWEST HOME RUN PITCH IN MAJOR 236 00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:47,579 LEAGUE BASEBALL HISTORY. THE CHICAGO CUBS WERE DOWN 17-3 237 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:49,381 AGAINST THE YANKEES, AND AFTER BURNING THROUGH FOUR PITCHERS, 238 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:52,584 THE CUBS SAID "SCREW IT," AND PUT IN FIRST BASEMAN FRANK 239 00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:56,922 SCHWINDEL, WHO THREW THIS 35 M.P.H. PITCH. 240 00:15:56,989 --> 00:16:01,193 >> ROBERTS TRIED TO BRING IN POSITION PLAYER-- 241 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:04,330 HIGH FLY BALL OF THE BAT OF HIGASHIOKA. 242 00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:10,469 DID HE GET IT? OH, HE GOT IT. 243 00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:13,439 >> STEPHEN: NOW, I'M NO BASEBALL PLAYER... 244 00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:21,113 AND NEITHER, APPARENTLY, IS FRANK SCHWINDEL. 245 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:27,686 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 246 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:33,225 MEANWHILE, THERE'S NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF BRITISH SPORT, BECAUSE 247 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:37,129 "A MAN HAS WON THE POWYS RACE," "A RACE THAT PITS MAN AGAINST 248 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:49,007 HORSE OVER A 22.5-MILE COURSE IN LI-NERD-ID WELLS, POWYS, WALES." 249 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:54,246 IT IS SPELLED THAT WAY. IT IS SPELLED THAT WAY UP THERE, 250 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:55,214 BECAUSE THE VERY FIRST EVENT WAS WON BY 251 00:16:55,280 --> 00:17:01,120 THE HORSE, AND ITS PRIZE WAS NAMING THE TOWN. 252 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:07,526 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 253 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,128 MEANWHILE, TO CUT DOWN ON PUBLIC URINATION, THE BOSTON SUBWAY 254 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:13,132 SYSTEM IS PLACING URINE DETECTION SENSORS IN FOUR 255 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:17,870 DOWNTOWN ELEVATORS. WOW! 256 00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:22,574 THE BOSTON SUBWAY HAS ELEVATORS? HERE IN NEW YORK WE JUST HAVE 257 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:28,580 THESE PORTA POTTIES THAT MOVE UP AND DOWN AND THEY'RE WHAT? 258 00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:30,516 OH, MY GOD! ( LAUGHTER ) 259 00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:34,553 APPARENTLY, THE ELEVATORS WERE SELECTED BASED ON HOW OFTEN 260 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:43,262 PEOPLE WERE PEAKING IN THE CABS. IN BOSTON THEY CALL ELEVATORS 261 00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:44,530 CABS. WHICH CAN BE CONFUSING FOR 262 00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:49,134 ALL THE RED SOX FANS PEEING IN TAXIS. 263 00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:56,575 ( APPLAUSE ) MEANWHILE, HOT TREND ALERT! 264 00:17:56,642 --> 00:18:00,813 THE NEW COOL THING IS CAVIAR BUMPS, IN WHICH A DOLLOP OF 265 00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:03,449 THE FISH ROE IS EATEN-- NOT SNORTED-- OFF THE BACK OF ONE'S 266 00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:04,783 HAND. PERFECT FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS A 267 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:07,686 HOBBY THAT SAYS, "WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES, I WONDER WHICH 268 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:13,125 WALL THEY'RE GOING TO LINE ME UP AGAINST TO SHOOT." 269 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,794 ONE CAVIAR BUMP ENTHUSIAST SAID, "PEOPLE USED TO GET HIGH OFF OF 270 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:16,628 DRUGS. NOW, WE'RE GETTING HIGH OFF THE 271 00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:21,133 FOOD." CAVIAR IS THE NEW COCAINE. 272 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,036 GOING TO BE WEIRD FOR TEENS. "DAD, I SWEAR, I'M JUST HOLDING 273 00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:26,138 THIS MOTHER-OF-PEARL SPOON FOR A FRIEND! 274 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,574 I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN THOSE BLINIS AND CREME FRAICHE 275 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:36,448 BEFORE." ( LAUGHTER ) 276 00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:39,885 MEANWHILE, IN SEX INSURANCE NEWS, "GEICO MIGHT HAVE TO PAY A 277 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,121 WOMAN WHO GOT H.P.V. AFTER SEX IN AN INSURED CAR." 278 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:46,558 WAS SHE CONFUSED ABOUT HOW INSURANCE WORKS? 279 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,228 "NO, BABY, WE DON'T NEED TO WEAR CONDOMS, I HAVE A COLLISION 280 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:57,135 LIABILITY WAIVER!" ( LAUGHTER ) 281 00:18:57,202 --> 00:19:03,108 ( APPLAUSE ) GEICO IS APPEALING, BUT THE 282 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:06,745 WOMAN HAS ALREADY BEEN AWARDED $5.2 MILLION BECAUSE SHE SAID 283 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,014 SHE CONTRACTED A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE WHILE HAVING 284 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:12,718 SEX IN THE CAR OF A MAN WHO IS INSURED BY THE COMPANY. 285 00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:14,152 MAN, YOU KNOW THE SEX IS GOOD WHEN, AFTER YOU'RE DONE, YOU 286 00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:21,126 HAVE TO EXCHANGE INSURANCE INFORMATION. 287 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:29,134 ( LAUGHTER ) THAT IS MORE THAN A 288 00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:30,869 FENDER-BENDER. ( LAUGHTER ) 289 00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:33,171 MEANWHILE, HEARTS ARE AFLUTTER AFTER "CHRIS EVANS' BOSTON 290 00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:35,908 ACCENT SLIPPED OUT DURING AN INTERVIEW, SPARKING THIRSTY 291 00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:38,544 INTERNET REACTIONS." HERE'S A LISTEN: 292 00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:40,379 >> YOU GOT THE MUSTACHE WITHOUT THE MUSTACHE-- 293 00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:45,150 >> AHH, WHAT DO YOU PREFER, MUSTACHE OR NO MUSTACHE? 294 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:47,786 BE HONEST, BE HONEST. >> STEPHEN: OOH, I WOULD TOTALLY 295 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:54,626 DO IT WITH HIM IN A CAH PAHKED IN HAHVAHD YAHD. 296 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,629 ( APPLAUSE ) ESPECIALLY IF HE'S INSURED BY 297 00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:02,100 THAT ( BLEEP ) AT GEICO. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BRYAN 298 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:02,834 CRANSTON. 299 00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:29,294 >> Stephen: HEY! WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! 300 00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:32,664 OH, WHAT A TREAT. OH, WHAT A TREAT FOR EVERYBODY 301 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,433 OUT THERE. MY FIRST GUEST IS A SIX-TIME 302 00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:38,070 EMMY AND TWO-TIME TONY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR YOU KNOW 303 00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:41,440 FROM "YOUR HONOR," "NETWORK," AND "BREAKING BAD." 304 00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:49,848 HE NOW STARS IN "JERRY AND MARGE GO LARGE." 305 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,918 >> BOTH SIDES. THAT IS WHERE I WENT WRONG. 306 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:57,289 I DIDN'T CALCULATE THE FREQUENCY OF PROBABILITY. 307 00:20:57,356 --> 00:21:00,192 IT'S JUST MATH. >> OH, I DON'T LIKE MATH. 308 00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:01,860 . OH, I'M SORRY. 309 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:05,130 HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU -- UH -- HERE. 310 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:09,968 SO IF YOU TAKE A COIN, AND YOU FLIPPED IT A THOUSAND TIMES, YOU 311 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:15,307 MIGHT STILL GET 60% HITS. BUT IF YOU FLIPPED IT 5,000 312 00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:19,611 TIMES, THE PROBABILITY GETS CLOSER TO 50%. 313 00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:23,849 THE SAMPLE HAS TO BE LARGE ENOUGH TO TAKE LUCK OUT OF THE 314 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:27,519 EQUATION. AND THIS IS FOR YOU. 315 00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:31,857 >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," BRYAN 316 00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:35,560 CRANSTON! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 317 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:50,509 ( BAND PLAYING ) 318 00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:53,979 ( BAND PLAYING ) 319 00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:05,557 >> YOUR AUDIENCE IS ALWAYS SO COCAINED UP, I TELL YA, I LOVE 320 00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,526 IT! >> Stephen: WELL, YEAH. 321 00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:09,027 VERY ENERGIZED. >> Stephen: THAT'S HOW YOU GET 322 00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:10,595 THE BIG NUMBERS. >> YEAH. 323 00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,030 >> Stephen: BRYAN, LOVELY TO SEE YOU. 324 00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:16,101 >> THANK YOU. >> Stephen: I KNOW YOU'RE A 325 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,002 BUSY, BUSY MAN, WHAT BEING A SEA CAPTAIN NOW. 326 00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,704 BRINGING IN YOUR LOAD FROM AN OLD CAFE. 327 00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:23,275 >> I COULD BE A SEA CAPTAIN. I COULD DO THE REMAKE TO HAVE 328 00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:28,747 THE MIRACLE ON 34th STREET, OR I COULD BE AN OLD TIMER 329 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:31,817 PROSPECTOR, OR LIKE RUTHERFORD B. HAYES, ONE OF OUR PRESIDENTS. 330 00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:35,153 >> Stephen: YOU COULD BE A 19th CENTURY PRESIDENT. 331 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:38,190 >> LET ME LOOK OFF LIKE THAT, ALWAYS LOOKING TO THE SIDE. 332 00:22:38,256 --> 00:22:44,529 >> Stephen: YES. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 333 00:22:44,596 --> 00:22:47,432 >> Stephen: WHO DICE OF DROPSY. 334 00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:52,370 >> DIES A HORRIBLE DEATH. OR IT COULD BE I'VE JUST LOST MY 335 00:22:52,437 --> 00:22:56,208 RAZOR. >> Stephen: NOW, JENNA FISHER 336 00:22:56,274 --> 00:23:01,646 AND ANGELA KINSEY HAVE A BOOK ABOUT "THE OFFICE" AND THEY TALK 337 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:06,852 ABOUT THE EPISODE YOU DIRECTED CALLED WORK BUS. 338 00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:09,488 IN THE EPISODE, THEY CALL IT DEATH BUS. 339 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:12,758 >> OH, THAT'S JUST SO UNFAIR. >> Stephen: IT'S NOT ENTIRELY 340 00:23:12,824 --> 00:23:15,260 UNFAIR BASED UPON WHAT I READ. CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO THE PEOPLE 341 00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:22,934 WHY IT'S CALLED DEATH BUS? >> WELL, OKAY, SO THE TEAM HAS 342 00:23:23,001 --> 00:23:28,373 FUMIGATION AT THE OFFICE, SO WE HAVE TO GO ON TO A BUS, AND WE 343 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:34,813 SET UP DESKS ON THE BUS TO BE ABLE TO CONTINUE TO DO THE WORK. 344 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,183 IN ORDER TO DO THAT, AND WE HAVE ALL THESE ACTORS IN THERE, THEY 345 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:43,054 PULLED ON A TRAILER REFRIGERATION SYSTEM, AN AC 346 00:23:43,121 --> 00:23:44,756 SYSTEM. BUT WHAT THEY DIDN'T PLAN ON, 347 00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:48,760 THEY DIDN'T THINK THAT WHERE THE INTAKE FOR THE REFRIGERATION 348 00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:54,032 SYSTEM WAS WAS EXACTLY LINED UP TO WHERE THE TAILPIPE OF THE BUS 349 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:57,669 WAS. SO THE EXHAUST OF THE BUS WAS 350 00:23:57,736 --> 00:24:02,073 GOING RIGHT TO THE INTAKE, COOLING IT, BECAUSE, WHEN YOU 351 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:05,310 BREATHE IN CARBON MONOXIDE, YOU WANT IT COOL. 352 00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:09,881 THE COOLER THE BETTER. >> Stephen: IT'S LIKE A 353 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,416 MENTHOLATED CIGARETTE. >> IT IS. 354 00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:16,121 AS YOU FALL INTO A DEEP COMA AND EVENTUALLY DIE, YOU WANT TO KNOW 355 00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:18,790 YOU WENT OUT SMOOTHLY, SOFTLY. >> Stephen: HOW LONG DID IT 356 00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:22,427 TAKE TO REALIZE THIS? >> OKAY, SO IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S 357 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:26,932 CALLED DEATH BUS BECAUSE NO ONE DIED. 358 00:24:26,998 --> 00:24:31,736 ( LAUGHTER ) I'LL ADMIT, IT WAS MY AIM, BUT 359 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,672 JENNA FISHER ACTUALLY SAVED EVERYONE'S LIFE. 360 00:24:33,738 --> 00:24:37,175 >> Stephen: HOW? WELL, SHE SAID, I SMELL 361 00:24:37,242 --> 00:24:41,913 EXHAUST, IT'S COME I THINK SIDE THE BUS -- IT'S COMING INSIDE 362 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:46,885 THE BUS. I'M THINKING, JENNA... 363 00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:49,254 HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? SHE SAID, NO, IT'S COMING IN. 364 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:53,658 I GOT A CHAIR AND STOOD UP ON THE THING AND STUCK MY NOSE UP 365 00:24:53,725 --> 00:24:56,761 IN THERE AND, SURE ENOUGH, IT WAS BILLOWING DOWN. 366 00:24:56,828 --> 00:25:01,766 IT WAS CARBON MONOXIDE. I WASN'T SO SURE, SO I GOT A 367 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:06,738 SECOND WIND, I GOT NICE AND DIZZY AND THEN REALIZED, OH, MY 368 00:25:06,805 --> 00:25:12,177 GOD WE COULD HAVE CALL -- ALL BEEN DEAD. 369 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:14,713 IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE HELL OF AN EPISODE. 370 00:25:14,779 --> 00:25:21,887 IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE FINALE BEFORE THEY PLANNED THAT, 371 00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:23,421 THOUGH. I HEARD YOU WERE IN THE EPISODE 372 00:25:23,488 --> 00:25:26,491 THAT FOLLOWED THAT PRODUCTION. >> Announcer: I WAS IN THE 373 00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:31,997 NEXT ONE. I WAS BROCCOLI ROB IN THE NEXT 374 00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:35,000 EPISODE WHICH IS CALLED HERE COMES TROUBLE. 375 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:36,902 >> DID YOU ENJOY THAT EXPERIENCE? 376 00:25:36,968 --> 00:25:39,271 >> Stephen: VERY MUCH. I LOOK FORWARD TO WATCHING IT 377 00:25:39,337 --> 00:25:40,538 SOME DAY. >> STEPHEN! 378 00:25:40,605 --> 00:25:42,807 >> Stephen: I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER SEEN ITS. 379 00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:44,209 >> WHY? >> Stephen: I JUST HAVEN'T HAD 380 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:46,311 A CHANCE. >> COME ON! 381 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:50,248 >> Stephen: WAS IT GOOD? I'VE NEVER SEEN IT EITHER. 382 00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:58,857 ( APPLAUSE ) SINCE WE'RE BEING HONEST. 383 00:25:58,924 --> 00:26:01,526 >> Stephen: YOU AND YOUR FRIEND AND FRIEND OF THE SHOW 384 00:26:01,593 --> 00:26:06,932 AARON PAUL, AS WE'VE SAID BEFORE, HAVE A LOVELY MASCAL 385 00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:13,138 COMPANY CALLED HOMBRES. >> I'D LOVE A LITTLE SNORT 386 00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:15,707 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HERE'S THE 387 00:26:15,774 --> 00:26:18,109 THING -- YOU GUYS -- WOULD YOU LIKE A SIP OR -- 388 00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:20,745 >> I JUST LIKE TO SIP IT. SERVE IT AND EAT. 389 00:26:20,812 --> 00:26:24,249 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. >> Stephen: OKAY. 390 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:29,421 THIS YEAR YOU TOOK THE MEZCAL ON A TOUR. 391 00:26:29,487 --> 00:26:32,757 WHAT WAS THE TOUR? WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO? 392 00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:43,902 >> IT'S CRAZY. IT'S LIKE A -- SALUTE. 393 00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:50,208 >> Stephen: SURE. I CAN FEEL BAD DECISIONS COMING 394 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,409 ON. >> YES. 395 00:26:51,476 --> 00:26:52,744 >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW WHY I FEEL LIKE FIGHTING YOU RIGHT 396 00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:54,646 NOW. >> OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT 397 00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:56,614 WITH THIS BECAUSE THIS COMES WITH A FIGHT. 398 00:26:56,681 --> 00:26:58,984 ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I SAW A PHOTO OF 399 00:26:59,050 --> 00:27:04,656 YOU GUYS ON REDDIT, KIND OF A COSTCO, SIGNING BOTTLES. 400 00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:07,659 >> IT'S ALL GLAMOUR. IT'S SHOW BUSINESS, STEPHEN. 401 00:27:07,726 --> 00:27:12,764 >> Stephen: SURE. IT'S ALL GLAMOUR, ALL THE 402 00:27:12,831 --> 00:27:14,766 TIME. MMM... 403 00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:21,306 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A 404 00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:25,076 QUICK BREAK, BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, BRYAN AND I WILL GAMBLE 405 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:27,846 WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY. STICK AROUND. 406 00:27:39,791 --> 00:27:42,560 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WE'RE BACK HERE WITH MR. BRYAN 407 00:27:42,627 --> 00:27:45,663 CRANSTON. NOW, YOU STAR IN "JERRY AND 408 00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:46,831 MARGE GO LARGE." >> YEAH. 409 00:27:46,898 --> 00:27:48,466 >> Stephen: I KNEW THIS STORY BEFORE THE FILM CAME OUT. 410 00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:51,669 I LOVE THE STORY. TELL THE FOLKS WHAT IT'S ABOUT. 411 00:27:51,736 --> 00:27:58,243 >> A RETIRED COUPLE, JERRY AND MARGE SELBY, A REAL-LIFE COUPLE, 412 00:27:58,309 --> 00:28:02,480 IN MICHIGAN, A VERY SMALL ONE, ONE TRAFFIC LIGHT. 413 00:28:02,547 --> 00:28:08,787 HE HAS A BRILLIANT MATHEMATICAL MIND, WORKED FOR KELLOGG FOR 414 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:11,489 YEARS, 65 YEARS OLD, IT'S TIME HE RETIRED BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW 415 00:28:11,556 --> 00:28:15,560 WHAT TO DO WITH HIMSELF. HE GOES TO HIS FRIEND, GAS 416 00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:18,963 STATION, SELLS MILK, COFFEE AND LOTTO TICKETS AND READS THE 417 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:22,801 TABLE TINT ON THE TABLE. HE TAKES OUT HIS MECHANICAL 418 00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:25,937 PENCIL AND NAPKIN AND HE FIGURES OUT THE RULES OF THIS, THE WAY 419 00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:30,642 THE GAME IS STRUCTURED, AND HE SEES A MATHEMATICAL FLAW IN THE 420 00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:33,778 CONSTRUCT OF THE GAME AND HE REALIZES THAT IF HE PLAYS AT A 421 00:28:33,845 --> 00:28:36,781 CERTAIN TIME AND A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY, THE ODDS ARE IN 422 00:28:36,848 --> 00:28:40,785 HIS FAVOR TO WIN. SO HE GETS HIS ENTIRE TOWN -- 423 00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:44,289 VIRTUALLY -- AND HIS KIDS ARE INVOLVED IN IT, AND THEY BET 424 00:28:44,355 --> 00:28:48,793 HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, AND IT KEEPS GOING UP 425 00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:51,930 AND UP AND UP FORKS NINE YEARS THEY PLAYED -- 426 00:28:51,996 --> 00:28:54,299 >> Stephen: AND THEY'RE WINNING. 427 00:28:54,365 --> 00:28:58,236 >> THEY'RE WINNING EVERY TIME BECAUSE IT'S MATH, IT'S EITHER 428 00:28:58,303 --> 00:29:03,108 RIGHT OR WRONG, AND IT'S RIGHT, AND THEY END UP WINNING 429 00:29:03,174 --> 00:29:04,042 $27 MILLION. >> Stephen: WOW. 430 00:29:04,109 --> 00:29:08,780 WOW IS RIGHT. >> Stephen: THAT IS A HOPEFUL 431 00:29:08,847 --> 00:29:10,448 STORY. >> YES! 432 00:29:10,515 --> 00:29:13,551 IT WAS GREAT. ANNETTE BENING PLAYS MARGE TO MY 433 00:29:13,618 --> 00:29:15,954 JERRY. HE'S NOT ONLY A GREAT ACTOR BUT 434 00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:18,056 SUCH A LOVELY HUMAN BEING, SO WE HAD A GREAT TIME. 435 00:29:18,123 --> 00:29:22,060 >> Stephen: I DON'T PLAY THE LOTTO MUCH, BUT WE DO LIKE TO DO 436 00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:26,998 SOMETHING ON THE SHOW WHICH WE CALL SACK, SACK, SACK, SACK, 437 00:29:27,065 --> 00:29:29,767 SACK. IT'S A THURSDAY SHOW, WE DO A 438 00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:33,438 SACK EVERY WEEK WHERE PEOPLE GO AROUND, WRITE THEIR NAME ON A 439 00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:36,774 DOLLAR BILL, PUT IT IN A SACK, AND THEY ACTUALLY PUT IT IN THIS 440 00:29:36,841 --> 00:29:37,942 SACK. >> OH, OKAY. 441 00:29:38,009 --> 00:29:40,011 >> Stephen: THEY PUT IT IN THIS SACK RIGHT HERE, AND THIS 442 00:29:40,078 --> 00:29:45,350 IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL, BUT -- AND THEN WHAT I DO IS I PICK A NAME 443 00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:47,785 OUT TO WHO THE WINNER IS. >> RIGHT. 444 00:29:47,852 --> 00:29:50,088 >> Stephen: ACTUALLY, I PICK OUT TWICE. 445 00:29:50,155 --> 00:29:53,925 I PICK OUT THE FIRST ONE, I GO TONIGHT'S LOSER IS, BECAUSE THIS 446 00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:57,929 IS THE PERSON WHO WOULD HAVE WON IF WE WERE CHOOSING THE FIRST 447 00:29:57,996 --> 00:30:00,198 DOLLAR. AND I SAY, THE LOSER -- 448 00:30:00,265 --> 00:30:02,567 >> WHO DOES THAT? >> Stephen: I DO THAT. 449 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,569 THAT'S JUST CRUEL. >> Stephen: IT IS. 450 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:07,071 IT'S KIND OF FUNNY, THOUGH. AND I DO THE WINNER. 451 00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:09,941 AND IF IT'S A TOUGH WEEK I MATCH THE SACK. 452 00:30:10,008 --> 00:30:13,545 SO WOULD YOU HELP ME? >> THIS IS A RALE DEAL. 453 00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:17,882 >> Stephen: THIS IS A REAL SACK FILLED WITH REAL AMERICAN 454 00:30:17,949 --> 00:30:20,285 GREENBACKS IN THERE. SO TONIGHT'S LOSER IS -- 455 00:30:20,351 --> 00:30:24,255 >> OH, MY GOD I HAVE TO PLAY YOUR CRUEL GAME? 456 00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:31,629 TONIGHT'S LOSER IS... ( DRUM ROLL ) 457 00:30:31,696 --> 00:30:40,238 -- IS TOM CARROLL. >> Stephen: VIDEO ENGINEER. 458 00:30:40,305 --> 00:30:42,840 SORRY, TOM. >> I'M GOING TO GET YOU A BOTTLE 459 00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:46,144 OF DOS HOMBRES. SO YOU'RE NOT A LOSER. 460 00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:49,981 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: TONIGHT'S WINNER 461 00:30:50,048 --> 00:30:52,217 IS -- >> TONIGHT'S WINNER IS -- GEORGE 462 00:30:52,283 --> 00:30:53,284 WASHINGTON? OH -- 463 00:30:53,351 --> 00:31:02,460 >> Stephen: JESSE ANN DERRICK! MAKEUP AND WARDROBE! 464 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:07,966 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) 465 00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:12,403 >> SACK, SACK, SACK, SACK, SACK! >> Stephen: BRYAN. 466 00:31:12,470 --> 00:31:13,738 VERY NICE. >> Stephen: ALWAYS A PLEASURE. 467 00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:15,907 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. >> THANK YOU. 468 00:31:15,974 --> 00:31:19,310 >> Stephen: AN ARTIST AND -- BY THE WAY, THANK YOU FOR 469 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:22,647 YOUR MONOLOGUES EVERY NIGHT TO MAKE US LAUGH THROUGH A LOT OF 470 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:23,781 THE PAIN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 471 00:31:23,848 --> 00:31:28,186 >> Stephen: OH, YOU'RE VERY KIND. 472 00:31:28,253 --> 00:31:32,090 >> THANK YOU. >> Stephen: "JERRY AND MARGE 473 00:31:32,156 --> 00:31:33,291 GO LARGE" PREMIERES FRIDAY ON PARAMOUNT+. 474 00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:36,227 BRYAN CRANSTON, EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH GEORGIA 475 00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:38,029 SENATOR RAPHAEL WARNOCK. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 476 00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:54,846 >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! 477 00:31:54,912 --> 00:31:59,150 THANK YOU, LOUIS! >> STEPHEN. 478 00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:02,453 >> Stephen: HOW YOU DOING? DOING ALL RIGHT, MAN. 479 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:07,992 DOING GOOD. >> Stephen: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 480 00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:09,127 PASTOR, POLITICIAN, AND AUTHOR, WHO 481 00:32:09,193 --> 00:32:10,228 CURRENTLY SERVES AS A UNITED STATES SENATOR FROM GEORGIA. 482 00:32:10,295 --> 00:32:12,964 PLEASE WELCOME SENATOR RAPHAEL WARNOCK! 483 00:32:13,031 --> 00:32:27,912 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) 484 00:32:27,979 --> 00:32:29,814 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) 485 00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:33,518 >> WHOA! >> Stephen: SENATOR, THANK YOU 486 00:32:33,584 --> 00:32:36,020 FOR BEING HERE. >> SOUNDS LIKE MY CHURCH ON A 487 00:32:36,087 --> 00:32:38,623 SUNDAY MORNING. >> Stephen: YOU DESCRIBE 488 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:42,427 YOURSELF AS A SENATOR -- NOT AS A SENATOR WHO USED TO BE A 489 00:32:42,493 --> 00:32:46,497 PASTOR, BUT A PASTOR IN THE SENATE. 490 00:32:46,564 --> 00:32:49,767 ARE YOU STILL PASTOR AT EBENEZER BAPTIST? 491 00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:52,670 >> YES, I PREACH EVERY SUNDAY. >> Stephen: OKAY. 492 00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:56,240 YOU'RE A SENATOR AND YOU GO HOME AND PREACH. 493 00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:58,643 >> YES. >> Stephen: THIS IS THE CHURCH 494 00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:01,012 WHERE MARTIN LUTHER KING WAS CO-PASTOR. 495 00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:02,180 >> RIGHT. >> Stephen: WHAT DOES IT MEAN 496 00:33:02,246 --> 00:33:09,187 TO YOU TO GO BACK AND PREACH FROM THE PULPIT EVERY SUNDAY? 497 00:33:09,253 --> 00:33:13,024 >> I WANTED TO GO BACK TO DR. KING'S SCHOOL. 498 00:33:13,091 --> 00:33:17,228 I DIDN'T KNOW I WOULD BE A PASTOR OF HIS CHURCH. 499 00:33:17,295 --> 00:33:20,565 IT'S AN HONOR TO BE THERE EVERY SUNDAY AND IT KEEPS ME GROUNDED 500 00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:22,734 IN THE SENATE. THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS 501 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,169 TALK TO POLITICIANS ALL THE TIME. 502 00:33:25,236 --> 00:33:29,173 I'M AFRAID I MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY BECOME ONE. 503 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:34,112 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I WAS IN THE AIRPORT THE OTHER 504 00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:37,248 DAY, AND THIS WOMAN, SHE RECOGNIZED ME BUT SHE DIDN'T 505 00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:40,985 KNOW WHY, AND FINALLY SHE SAID, ARE YOU A POLITICIAN? 506 00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:47,325 I SAID, I SURE HOPE NOT. I'M IN ELECTED OFFICE, BUT I 507 00:33:47,392 --> 00:33:52,730 WANT TO REMAIN A PUBLIC SERVANT WHO SERVES IN THE OFFICE AND, 508 00:33:52,797 --> 00:33:58,703 WHEN I'M ON THE FLOOR OF THE SENATE TRYING TO REDUCE THE COST 509 00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:03,040 OF INSULIN -- I HAVE AN INSULIN BILL WHICH WOULD REDUCE PEOPLE'S 510 00:34:03,107 --> 00:34:08,379 OUT OF POCKET COST TO $35 PER MONTH PER INDIVIDUAL -- I'M 511 00:34:08,446 --> 00:34:12,650 THINKING OF THE FAMILIES I'VE SAT WITH WHO STRUGGLE WITH 512 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:16,387 DIABETES WHEN THEY'VE GOTTEN THE NEWS THEY HAVE TO HAVE AN 513 00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:20,658 AMPUTATION, OR WILL HAVE TO GO ON DIALYSIS. 514 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:25,196 ONE IN FOUR DOLLARS IN OUR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IS SPENT ON 515 00:34:25,263 --> 00:34:28,232 SOMEBODY WITH DIABETES. SO IF WE CAP THE COSTS, NOT ONLY 516 00:34:28,299 --> 00:34:32,437 DO WE HELP THOSE INDIVIDUALS, I THINK WE DO A LOT IN ADDRESSING 517 00:34:32,503 --> 00:34:37,041 OUR OVERALL HEALTHCARE SYSTEM. SO THE WORK THAT I DO AS A 518 00:34:37,108 --> 00:34:40,278 PASTOR AND SHOWING UP AND MOVING IN THE COMMUNITY AND PEOPLE ARE 519 00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:43,448 SURPRISED TO SEE ME IN THE GROCERY STORE, ONE OF THE THINGS 520 00:34:43,514 --> 00:34:48,719 I'VE LEARNED AS A PASTOR IS YOU CAN'T SERVE THE PEOPLE IF YOU 521 00:34:48,786 --> 00:34:52,623 DON'T SPEND TIME WITH THE PEOPLE, IF YOU DON'T LOVE THE 522 00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:54,091 PEOPLE. AND THAT'S THE WORK THAT I'M 523 00:34:54,158 --> 00:34:58,362 TRYING TO DO. I THINK THERE'S NO SHORTAGE OF 524 00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:01,299 TRANSACTIONAL POLITICIANS IN WASHINGTON WHO ARE SO FOCUSED ON 525 00:35:01,365 --> 00:35:06,204 THE NEXT ELECTION THAT THEY'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT THE NEXT 526 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:10,708 GENERATION. THAT IS WHAT CAUSES YOU TO BE 527 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:15,079 UNABLE TO DO THING AFTER COLUMBINE, AFTER SANDY HOOK. 528 00:35:15,146 --> 00:35:17,482 IT'S POLITICIANS THINKING ABOUT THEMSELVES. 529 00:35:17,548 --> 00:35:22,653 SO, YEAH, I'VE GOT AN ELECTION, BUT I'M GOING TO STAY FOCUSED ON 530 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:31,462 THE PEOPLE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 531 00:35:31,529 --> 00:35:35,967 >> Stephen: YOU HAVE A NEW BOOK, "A WAY OUT OF NO WAY." 532 00:35:36,033 --> 00:35:39,337 I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT TITLE IN JUST ONE MOMENT. 533 00:35:39,403 --> 00:35:44,108 BUT YOU TALK ABOUT GOING BACK AND PREACHING ON SUNDAYS -- IS 534 00:35:44,175 --> 00:35:49,180 THERE A PARTICULAR VERSE OF SCRIPTURE THAT GIVES YOU SOLACE, 535 00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:53,184 THAT KEEPS YOU GOING IN HARD TIMES, WHEN THINGS SEEM HOPELESS 536 00:35:53,251 --> 00:35:55,686 TO YOU? >> YOU SHOULDN'T ASK ME ABOUT A 537 00:35:55,753 --> 00:35:58,456 SINGLE VERSE OF SCRIPTURE. >> Stephen: I KNOW YOU'RE A 538 00:35:58,523 --> 00:36:00,858 PASTOR. BUT GIVE ME YOUR TOP THREE. 539 00:36:00,925 --> 00:36:05,196 >> I GREW UP IN A HOUSEHOLD WHERE EVEN WHEN WE WE WEREN'T 540 00:36:05,263 --> 00:36:10,301 QUOTING SCRIPTURE, MY PARENTS SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE QUOTING 541 00:36:10,368 --> 00:36:19,844 SCRIPTURE. ALWAYS IN THE KING JAMES ENGLISE 542 00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:24,248 DISHES. LEST I SMITE THEE WITH MY ROD 543 00:36:24,315 --> 00:36:25,383 AND STAFF. ( LAUGHTER ) 544 00:36:25,449 --> 00:36:30,788 I GREW UP IN THE SOUTH. YOU KNOW, IN THESE TOUGH TIMES, 545 00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:33,724 I HAVE BEEN GOING BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN TO THAT VERSE IN THE 546 00:36:33,791 --> 00:36:38,429 GOSPEL OF JOHN CHAPTER 1 WHERE IT SAYS THE LIGHT SHINES IN THE 547 00:36:38,496 --> 00:36:44,035 DARKNESS, AND THE DARKNESS OVERCOMETH IT NOT. 548 00:36:44,101 --> 00:36:46,671 IT'S THE RECOGNITION THAT THE DAYS ARE DIFFICULT, THAT THE 549 00:36:46,737 --> 00:36:49,740 TIMES ARE DARK, AND, YET, THERE'S A LIGHT THAT PIERCES 550 00:36:49,807 --> 00:36:53,945 THROUGH, THAT BREAKS THROUGH, AND I THINK ALL OF US OUGHT TO 551 00:36:54,011 --> 00:37:03,854 TRY TO BE PART OF THAT LIGHT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 552 00:37:03,921 --> 00:37:08,593 >> Stephen: SO WHERE DOES THE TITLE COME FROM, "A WAY OUT OF 553 00:37:08,659 --> 00:37:12,396 NO WAY." >> IT'S DEEP IN THE CULTURE OF 554 00:37:12,463 --> 00:37:15,366 THE BLACK CHURCH. YOU'RE NOT IN A BLACK CHURCH FOR 555 00:37:15,433 --> 00:37:19,036 LONG BEFORE YOU HEAR SOMEBODY SAY EITHER FROM THE PULPIT OR A 556 00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:23,608 SONG OR A TESTIMONY THAT GOD MAKES A WAY OUT OF NO WAY. 557 00:37:23,674 --> 00:37:32,650 THAT IS A KIND OF FAITH BORN OF STRUGGLE, OF OPPRESSION, AND YET 558 00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:36,821 KEEPING THE FAITH AND HOPING AGAINST HOPE, AND GETTING UP AND 559 00:37:36,887 --> 00:37:41,859 PUTTING ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER AND PRESSING ON EVEN WHEN 560 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:46,564 YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY SURE WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO GET THERE. 561 00:37:46,631 --> 00:37:50,968 IT'S A SENSE AS, WHEN YOU MAKE YOUR WAY, GOD MAKES A WAY OUT OF 562 00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:53,904 NO WAY. WE WORK IN PARTNERSHIP WITH GOD 563 00:37:53,971 --> 00:37:58,342 AND OTHERS TO DO THE GOOD WORK. >> Stephen: YOUR DEAR FRIEND 564 00:37:58,409 --> 00:38:02,647 JOHN LEWIS WAS ALSO ONE TO HAVE THE PARISHIONERS THERE. 565 00:38:02,713 --> 00:38:05,883 WHAT DID HIS EXAMPLE MEAN TO YOU? 566 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:09,186 >> JOHN LEWIS IS AN ENDURING INSPIRATION FOR ME. 567 00:38:09,253 --> 00:38:11,856 I MET HIM WHEN I WAS A COLLEGE STUDENT. 568 00:38:11,922 --> 00:38:14,925 WE HAD AN EVENT AT THE SCHOOL AND HE SHOWED UP, AND I DON'T 569 00:38:14,992 --> 00:38:18,329 REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID, BUT IT WAS JUST HIS PRESENCE THAT MEANT 570 00:38:18,396 --> 00:38:22,333 SO MUCH. AND THEN LATER I BECAME HIS 571 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,769 PASTOR. HE REMINDS ME IN TIMES LIKE 572 00:38:24,835 --> 00:38:30,875 THESE THAT WE HAVE TO KEEP THE FAITH, THAT WE HAVE TO CONTINUE 573 00:38:30,941 --> 00:38:36,447 TO GET IN WHAT HE CALLED "GOOD TROUBLE," AND, YOU KNOW, I HAD 574 00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:40,551 THE HONOR OF PRESIDING OVER HIS FUNERAL. 575 00:38:40,618 --> 00:38:48,092 AND WHEN I THINK ABOUT A YOUNG JOHN LEWIS CROSSING THE EDMUND 576 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:52,596 PETTUS BRIDGE WEARING A TRENCH COAT, BACKPACK, HE DIDN'T HAVE 577 00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:55,266 ANY REASON TO BELIEVE HE COULD WIN. 578 00:38:55,332 --> 00:38:57,001 I SOMETIMES WONDER WHAT WAS HE THINKING? 579 00:38:57,068 --> 00:39:01,939 HERE'S WHAT I KNOW -- HE WAS NOT THINKING THAT, ONE DAY, AT HIS 580 00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:05,176 FUNERAL, THREE AMERICAN PRESIDENTS WOULD SHOW UP AT 581 00:39:05,242 --> 00:39:08,012 EBENEZER CHURCH ON BOTH SIDES TO HAVE THE AISLES. 582 00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:11,749 HE WASN'T THINKING HE WOULD BE THE RECIPIENT OF THE 583 00:39:11,816 --> 00:39:13,851 PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM. I THINK HE WAS JUST TRYING TO 584 00:39:13,918 --> 00:39:17,188 STAY ALIVE THAT DAY SO HE COULD FIGHT THE NEXT DAY. 585 00:39:17,254 --> 00:39:24,395 BUT, SOMEHOW, THROUGH SOME STROKE OF DESTINY MINGLED WITH 586 00:39:24,462 --> 00:39:28,466 HUMAN DETERMINATION, HE MANAGED TO BEND THAT ARC A LITTLE BIT 587 00:39:28,532 --> 00:39:31,635 CLOSER TOWARD JUSTICE. THAT'S OUR JOB TO KEEP BENDING 588 00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:34,371 THAT ARC. WHEN I THINK ABOUT HIM EVEN IN 589 00:39:34,438 --> 00:39:36,907 TIMES LIKE THIS, WHO AM I TO GIVE UP? 590 00:39:36,974 --> 00:39:39,043 WHO AM I TO BE CYNICAL IN A MOMENT LIKE THIS? 591 00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:42,880 I TAKE THE LONG VIEW, AND KEEP DOING THE WORK. 592 00:39:42,947 --> 00:39:46,117 >> Stephen: SENATOR, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 593 00:39:46,183 --> 00:39:50,654 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NICE TO MEET YOU. 594 00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:52,256 HIS MEMOIR, "A WAY OUT OF NO WAY," IS AVAILABLE TOMORROW. 595 00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:54,725 SENATOR RAPHAEL WARNOCK, EVERYBODY! 596 00:39:54,792 --> 00:39:55,860 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 597 00:40:14,411 --> 00:40:15,479 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> STEPHEN: WELL, THAT'S IT FOR 598 00:40:15,546 --> 00:40:16,480 "THE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY. TUNE IN TOMORROW, WHEN MY 599 00:40:16,547 --> 00:40:19,984 GUESTS WILL BE BOB WOODWARD AND CARL BERNSTEIN. 600 00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:22,353 JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT. GOOD NIGHT.