1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:05,505 ELMO. 2 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:06,973 IN RESPONSE TO A RECENT EPISODE OFU"SESAME STREET" IN WHICH ELMO 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:12,112 REFLECTS ON HIS COVID VACCINATION, TED CRUZ SLAMMED 4 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:14,180 THE SHOW FOR AGGRESSIVELY ADVOCATING FOR YOUNG KIDS' COVID 5 00:00:22,021 --> 00:00:23,723 VACCINES. >> EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY! 6 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:25,492 SNUFFY, BIG BIRD. >> WHAT IS IT? 7 00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:29,496 >> COME SEE WHAT ELMO DID. >> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, ELMO? 8 00:00:29,562 --> 00:00:31,998 >> ELMO IS ABOUT TO CLAP BACK. >> OH, THIS COULD GET UGLY. 9 00:00:32,065 --> 00:00:34,067 >> I LOVE A GOOD BEEF. ♪ ♪ ♪ 10 00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:28,955 >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE 11 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:35,195 SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT." TONIGHT: 12 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:38,598 PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES: HEIDI KLUM 13 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:40,467 AND IBRAM X. KENDI 14 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:47,140 FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN. 15 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:49,476 AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE 16 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:51,544 ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 17 00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:23,476 >> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 18 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:26,379 GOOD TO SEE YOU. HAPPY THURSDAY. 19 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:27,247 HAPPY GETAWAY DAY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 20 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:28,114 WELCOME, ONE AND ALL TO "THE LATE SHOW." 21 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:30,383 I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. TODAY-- 22 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:39,025 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YEAR'S SUPREME COURT SESSION. 23 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:40,426 IT'S BEEN A REAL ROLLER-COASTER RIDE, IN THAT I AM NAUSEOUS AND 24 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:47,867 SCARED WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. ( LAUGHTER ) 25 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:51,204 JUSTICES HAVE WEAKENED THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND 26 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:52,438 STATE, OVERTURNED "ROE V. WADE," STRUCK DOWN A 109-YEAR-OLD NEW 27 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,807 YORK LAW LIMITING GUNS IN PUBLIC, AND TODAY, THEY DROPPED 28 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:59,345 A RULING THAT LIMITS THE E.P.A.'S REGULATION OF CARBON 29 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:02,448 DIOXIDE EMISSIONS FROM POWER PLANTS. 30 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:07,921 ( AUDIENCE BOOING ) WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, SUPREME 31 00:03:07,987 --> 00:03:09,489 COURT? IT'S THE ENVIRONMENTAL 32 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:13,359 PROTECTION AGENCY! IF THEY CAN'T LIMIT THE 33 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:14,627 EMISSIONS, THEN THE AGENCY CAN'T PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT! 34 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:18,798 THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CHANGE WHAT THE "P" STANDS FOR. 35 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:19,866 MAYBE "ENVIRONMENTAL PUNCH-DOLPHINS-IN-THE-TAINT 36 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:27,874 AGENCY." AND THE CONSERVATIVE MAJORITY 37 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,943 THAT GRAPHIC TOOK ME BY SURPRISE. 38 00:03:30,009 --> 00:03:31,878 A LITTLE BIT. ( LAUGHTER ) 39 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:38,351 ON THE DOLPHIN'S PART. AND THE CONSERVATIVE MAJORITY 40 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:39,485 KNOWS HOW DANGEROUS IT IS, ESPECIALLY CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN 41 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:40,587 ROBERTS, SEEN HERE LOOKING AT THE SUPREME COURT'S POLL 42 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:47,894 NUMBERS. IN HIS OPINION, ROBERTS WRITES, 43 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:51,864 "CAPPING CARBON DIOXIDE EMISSIONS AT A LEVEL THAT WILL 44 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:57,470 FORCE A NATIONWIDE TRANSITION AWAY FROM THE USE OF COAL MAY BE 45 00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:59,072 A SENSIBLE "SOLUTION TO THE CRISIS OF THE DAY, BUT A 46 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:00,306 DECISION OF SUCH MAGNITUDE AND CONSEQUENCE RESTS WITH CONGRESS 47 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:04,077 ITSELF." HEY, JOHNNY BOBBY! 48 00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:07,413 THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! YOU DON'T STAND ON THE SIDE OF 49 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,816 THE POOL WATCHING SOMEBODY DROWN AND SAY, "WELL, ACTUALLY, 50 00:04:09,882 --> 00:04:15,788 MR. LIFEGUARD, YOU CAN'T JUMP IN AND SAVE HIM, 'CUZ I SAW YOU 51 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:18,391 EAT LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR AGO. OKAY. 52 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:20,460 THERE ARE RULES." IS 53 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:30,403 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA. 54 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:32,705 IN HER SCATHING DISSENT, JUSTICE KAGAN WRITES, "THE COURT 55 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:37,110 APPOINTS ITSELF, INSTEAD OF CONGRESS OR THE EXPERT AGENCY, 56 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:38,611 THE DECISION-MAKER ON CLIMATE POLICY. 57 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:39,879 I CANNOT THINK OF MANY THINGS MORE FRIGHTENING." 58 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:47,620 REALLY? HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR OTHER 59 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:48,755 DECISIONS? WITH THESE MANIACS IN CHARGE, 60 00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:51,891 OUR ONLY HOPE IS THAT THE SMOKESTACKS PUT ON A CONDOM. 61 00:04:51,958 --> 00:05:00,299 ( LAUGHTER ) SUPREME COURT NEWS TODAY BECAUSE 62 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:06,406 KETANJI BROWN JACKSON WAS SWORN IN AS THE COURT'S FIRST BLACK 63 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:09,375 FEMALE JUSTICE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 64 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:14,814 I AGREE. I 100% AGREE. 65 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:17,684 JACKSON'S SWEARING-IN MEANS THAT THE SUPREME COURT, FOR THE FIRST 66 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:18,751 TIME, WILL HAVE FOUR FEMALE JUSTICES AMONG ITS NINE 67 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:29,028 MEMBERS. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 68 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:31,864 BARRETT BOUGHT THEM ALL MATCHING OUTFITS. 69 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:38,638 ( LAUGHTER ) IT WAS A NICE GESTURE, THOUGH. 70 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:42,408 JUSTICE JACKSON CREDITS THREE FACTORS WITH HER SUCCESS: "HARD 71 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:46,345 WORK, BIG BREAKS, AND TOUGH SKIN." 72 00:05:46,412 --> 00:05:47,580 AS OPPOSED TO THE THREE FACTORS OF BRETT KAVANAUGH'S SUCCESS. 73 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:48,381 >> BEER. BEER. 74 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:54,954 TOO MANY BEERS. ( LAUGHTER ) 75 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:59,158 THE MAN-- REMEMBER HIM? REMEMBER HIM? 76 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:04,897 REMEMBER THAT GUY? THE MAN WHO APPOINTED JUSTICE 77 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:06,899 JACKSON MISSED HER BIG MOMENT, BECAUSE PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS IN 78 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:12,138 EUROPE TODAY, WRAPPING UP A NATO SUMMIT WITH A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. 79 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:15,141 >> WE'VE INVITED TWO NEW MEMBERS TO JOIN NATO. 80 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,943 IT WAS A HISTORIC ACT. FINLAND AND SWEDEN. 81 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:21,547 >> Stephen: FINLAND AND SWEDEN ARE JOINING NATO! 82 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:24,951 IF-- IF THEY MAKE IT THROUGH PLEDGE WEEK. 83 00:06:25,017 --> 00:06:32,925 ( LAUGHTER ) BE PADDLED BY JENS STOLTENBERG: 84 00:06:32,992 --> 00:06:36,963 "I'M GOING TO PADDLE YOUR BUTT UNTIL IT'S SO SWOLLEN AND SHINY, 85 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:43,069 I CAN SEE MY FACE IN IT." COME ON, PLEBES. 86 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,937 OF COURSE, BIDEN BEING BIDEN, HE BRIEFLY ANNOUNCED A THIRD NEW 87 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:50,209 MEMBER. >> SOME OF THE AMERICAN PRESS 88 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:52,545 WILL REMEMBER WHEN I GOT A PHONE CALL FROM THE LEADER OF FINLAND 89 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:55,448 SAYING COULD HE COME AND SEE ME? WE GOT ON THE TELEPHONE, AND HE 90 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:57,150 SUGGESTED WE CALL THE LEADER OF SWITZERLAND-- SWITZERLAND-- MY 91 00:06:57,216 --> 00:07:00,920 GOODNESS. I'M GETTING REALLY ANXIOUS HERE 92 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:04,957 ABOUT EXPANDING NATO. OF SWEDEN. 93 00:07:05,024 --> 00:07:16,335 >> Stephen: "SWEDEN, "SWEDEN, SWITZERLAND, 94 00:07:16,402 --> 00:07:17,537 SWAZILAND-- THE IMPORTANT THING IS WE GOT SOME NEW PALOOKAS 95 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:21,641 CMIN' IN WHO REALLY KNOW THEIR ONIONS! 96 00:07:21,707 --> 00:07:22,642 I MEAN THE MEATBALLS. ANYWAY, WELCOME SWEDEN AND 97 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:24,977 FURBY. I MEAN FINLAND. 98 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:28,948 MAMA MIA, HERE WE GO AGAIN! BORK, BORK, BORK!" 99 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:43,462 ( LAUGHTER ) THE NATO SUMMIT WAS RIGHT AFTER 100 00:07:43,529 --> 00:07:46,532 THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE G7. THE RUSSIAN INVASION OF 101 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:48,935 UKRAINE WAS ON EVERYONE'S MIND. IN FACT, BRITISH PRIME MINISTER 102 00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:53,573 BORIS JOHNSON JESTED THAT G7 LEADERS COULD TAKE THEIR CLOTHES 103 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:56,943 OFF TO "SHOW THAT WE'RE TOUGHER THAN PUTIN." 104 00:07:57,009 --> 00:08:00,446 OH, MY GOD, BORIS! STOP TRYING TO START PARTIES! 105 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:01,447 "LET'S ALL TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF! IT'S OKAY! 106 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:04,951 IT'S A WORK SUMMIT! LAST ONE IN THE HOT TUB IS A 107 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:07,453 DAMP PASTY! COME ON, OLAF. 108 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,021 DON'T YOU WANT TO FIND OUT IF THE THATCHED ROOF MATCHES THE 109 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:12,959 HAYSTACK?" ( LAUGHTER ) 110 00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:22,401 I DON'T. >> Louis: A DISTURBING IMAGE. 111 00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:25,304 >> Stephen: IN RESPONSE, CANADIAN PREMIER JUSTIN TRUDEAU 112 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:27,540 JOKED THAT WESTERN LEADERS COULD TRY TO MATCH PUTIN'S NAKED TORSO 113 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:32,111 PICTURES WITH A "BARE-CHESTED HORSEBACK RIDING DISPLAY." 114 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,880 YES, THAT'S HOW YOU SHOW THE RUSSIANS WHO'S BOSS. 115 00:08:33,946 --> 00:08:36,949 WHO COULD FORGET THE POTSDAM CONFERENCE WHEN HARRY TRUMAN 116 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:41,921 INTIMIDATED STALIN WITH A NIP-SLIP. 117 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:46,959 ( LAUGHTER ) PUTIN WASN'T AMUSED BY THE 118 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,861 COMMENTS. TODAY, HE RESPONDED, "I DON'T 119 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:50,630 KNOW HOW THEY WANTED TO GET UNDRESSED, ABOVE OR BELOW THE 120 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:55,468 WAIST, BUT I THINK IT WOULD BE A DISGUSTING SIGHT IN ANY CASE." 121 00:08:55,534 --> 00:09:00,039 BELOW THE WAIST? SO, BORIS'S JOHNSON? 122 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:07,747 ( LAUGHTER ) VERY GENERAL. 123 00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:12,885 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, JOSEPH. AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MANY 124 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:14,720 G7 LEADERS ARE ACTUALLY VERY FIT. 125 00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:17,323 I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T WANT TO SEE EMMANUEL MACRON TAKE HIS SHIRT 126 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:21,894 OFF-- AND THEN MAYBE THAT SWEATER HE'S GOT ON UNDER THAT 127 00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:28,200 SHIRT. ( LAUGHTER ) 128 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:32,905 CONDITIONER. VLAD CONTINUED, "TO LOOK GOOD 129 00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:34,807 IT'S NECESSARY TO STOP ABUSING ALCOHOL AND OTHER BAD HABITS, DO 130 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:40,813 PHYSICAL EXERCISE, AND TAKE PART IN SPORTS." 131 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:41,847 SORRY TO INFORM YOU, VLAD, BUT BORIS... 132 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,349 JOHNSON... PLAYS... 133 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:51,357 SPORT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 134 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:59,332 WIMBLEDON IS GOING ON, RIGHT? IT'S SUMMERTIME, AND THE HOTTEST 135 00:09:59,398 --> 00:10:01,167 TREND IS FIGURING OUT WHAT TO DO IN THE WAKE OF THE SUPREME 136 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:03,135 COURT'S ELIMINATION OF BODILY AUTONOMY. 137 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:05,871 SO, LET'S HEAD TO THE BATHING SUIT AREA FOR "THE LATE SHOW'S" 138 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:09,508 NEW SEGMENT, "CROTCH WOTCH"! ♪ ♪ ♪ 139 00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:14,947 ( APPLAUSE ) THE SUPREME COURT'S ONLY KICK TO 140 00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:19,352 YOUR GROIN, BECAUSE IN A CONCURRING OPINION, JUSTICE 141 00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:23,055 CLARENCE THOMAS SAID THE COURT SHOULD ALSO REVISIT DECISIONS ON 142 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,590 THE RIGHT TO CONTRACEPTION, THE RIGHT OF GAY COUPLES TO 143 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:27,093 MARRY, AND THE OVERTURNING OF SODOMY LAWS. 144 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:33,366 ( AUDIENCE BOOING ) WHICH, AMONG OTHER THINGS, WOULD 145 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:34,300 BAN ORAL SEX. AND IN RESPONSE, I JUST WANT 146 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,769 TO SAY, CLARENCE THOMAS CAN SUCK IT. 147 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:41,874 ( LAUGHTER ) WITH-- AND I MEAN THAT. 148 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:45,144 AND I MEAN THAT IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE. 149 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:50,149 I WANT TO ENCOURAGE THAT. WITH CONTRACEPTION IN THE 150 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,785 JUDICIAL CROSSHAIRS, FOLKS ARE TAKING THEIR GENITALS INTO THEIR 151 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:56,088 OWN HANDS, WITH MEN RUSHING TO GET VASECTOMIES. 152 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:59,358 AND THEN VERY SLOWLY WALKING HOME FROM THEM. 153 00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:02,595 ( LAUGHTER ) BEFORE THE SUPREME COURT'S 154 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:07,466 RULING, HE RECEIVED FOUR OR FIVE VASECTOMY REQUESTS A DAY. 155 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:12,938 BUT SINCE THE DECISION, THAT NUMBER HAS SPIKED TO 156 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,540 12 TO 18. MAKES SENSE. 157 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:15,775 THE MOST EFFECTIVE FORMS OF BIRTH CONTROL FOR MEN ARE 158 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:19,345 ABSTINENCE AND VASECTOMIES. THEY HAVE A SIMILAR RESULT, BUT 159 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:23,015 THERE'S A VAS DEFERENS. ( LAUGHTER ) 160 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:27,153 REALLY? REALLY? 161 00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:29,855 THERE YOU GO. SOMEONE-- SOMEONE WENT TO HEALTH 162 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:35,361 CLASS. THOSE PATIENT NUMBERS ARE FROM 163 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:39,331 DOUG STEIN, A FLORIDA UROLOGIST KNOWN AS THE "VASECTOMY KING." 164 00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:43,335 OH, I LOVE VASECTOMY KING. THEY HAVE WAY BETTER FRIES THAN 165 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:47,339 SACK-DONALD'S. ( LAUGHTER ) 166 00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:53,879 NEXT UP ON NEWS FROM DOWNTOWN, A 72-YEAR-OLD AMERICAN HAS 167 00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:57,850 BECOME THE FIRST PERSON IN THE WORLD DIAGNOSED WITH A 168 00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:02,521 "WHISTLING SCROTUM." WHY WAS HIS SCROTUM WHISTLING? 169 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:07,393 IT COULDN'T REMEMBER THE WORDS. ( LAUGHTER ) 170 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:14,233 ( APPLAUSE ) THAT JOKE IS FROM WAY DOWNTOWN. 171 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:17,870 APPARENTLY, THE OHIO MAN WAS QUICKLY SENT TO A HOSPITAL AFTER 172 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:21,407 HE COMPLAINED OF A "HISSING" NOISE COMING FROM HIS GENITALIA, 173 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,342 LEADING WOMEN TO ASK, "IS THAT A SNAKE IN YOUR POCKET, OR ARE YOU 174 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:27,346 JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME? OR, THIRD OPTION, ARE YOUR 175 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:31,350 GENITALS HISSING?" AFTER TAKING SOME SCANS, DOCTORS 176 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:35,387 DISCOVERED HIS LUNGS HAD COLLAPSED, CAUSING A BUILD-UP 177 00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:39,158 OF AIR INSIDE HIS BODY, WHICH WAS ESCAPING THROUGH AN OPEN 178 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,127 WOUND ON THE LEFT SIDE OF HIS SCROTUM. 179 00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:43,262 WHEN HE HEARD THE DIAGNOSIS, HIS SCROTUM WENT 180 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:50,169 ( WHISTLING ) ( APPLAUSE ) 181 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:54,807 >> Louis: IT'S A QUALITY JOKE. >> Stephen: PRETTY GOOD ONE, 182 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:55,808 ISN'T IT? VERY GOOD. 183 00:12:55,875 --> 00:13:05,618 THERE YOU GO. LAST UP IN THE CROTCHES WE'RE 184 00:13:05,684 --> 00:13:07,253 WATCHING: AN AUSTRIAN MAN HAS CONTRACTED SUPER-GONORRHEA. 185 00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:08,821 IT'S EXTREMELY HARD TO DIAGNOSE, BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE NORMAL 186 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:11,790 GONORRHEA, UNTIL IT TAKES OFF ITS GLASSES. 187 00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:21,667 ( LAUGHTER ) APPARENTLY-- LOOK, UP IN THE 188 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,536 SKY! APPARENTLY, THE MAN GOT IT AFTER 189 00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:26,305 HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX ON VACATION. 190 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:28,741 AND IT'S NOT JUST A PESKY SOUVENIR, BECAUSE SCIENTISTS ARE 191 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:33,345 SAYING SUPER GONORRHEA POSES A MAJOR GLOBAL PUBLIC HEALTH 192 00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:35,347 THREAT. THAT'S WHY WE HERE AT "THE LATE 193 00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:37,983 SHOW" HAVE WRITTEN A SING-A-LONG P.S.A. TO RAISE AWARENESS. 194 00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:39,351 A-FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT! ( SINGING TO 195 00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:43,355 ♪ SUPER GONORRHEA, NOW I'VE GOT A GIANT TESTE 196 00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:47,326 ♪ IT'S A SUPER STRAIN SO PENICILLIN WILL NOT 197 00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:52,198 HELP ME ♪ IT FEELS LIKE MY JUNK JUST GOT 198 00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:53,399 SUCKED INTO A VACUUM CLEANER 199 00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:58,437 ♪ SUPER GONORRHEA SUPER REALLY HURTS MY WIENER ♪ 200 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,206 ( APPLAUSE ) TONIGHT. 201 00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:01,974 THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO. 202 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:07,413 THANK YOU, MY FRIENDS. MY GUESTS ARE HEIDI KLUM 203 00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:11,817 AND IBRAM X. KENDI. BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, IN HONOR 204 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:15,354 OF PRIDE MONTH, WE'VE GOT A RAINBOW OF JOKES. 205 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,423 STICK AROUND. ♪ ♪ ♪ 206 00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:48,988 PLEASE SAY HELLO TO THE BAND. THAT'S STAY HUMAN RIGHT OVER 207 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:52,858 THERE. COME ON! 208 00:14:52,925 --> 00:15:01,100 ( APPLAUSE ) LOUIS, TONIGHT, WE'VE GOT SOME 209 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,369 DELIGHTFUL-- I HAVE NEVER INTERVIEWED HER BEFORE. 210 00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:04,870 >> Louis: COME ON. >> Stephen: I CAN'T BELIEVE 211 00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:08,974 IT. I FEEL LIKE MET HER, BUT I CAN'T 212 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:11,377 NAME WHEN. HEIDI KLUM IS GOING TO BE OUT 213 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:16,015 HERE IN A LITTLE WHILE. "PROJECT RUNWAY," "MAKING THE 214 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,917 CUT." AND ALMOST ON THE TWO-YEAR 215 00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:24,590 ANNIVERSARY OF WHEN WE LAST HAD HIM ON, IBRAM X. KENDI, WILL BE 216 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:31,997 OUT HERE A LITTLE LATER ON IN THE SHOW. 217 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:33,666 FOLKS, IT'S THE LAST DAY OF PRIDE MONTH, WHEN WE CELEBRATE 218 00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:36,502 L.G.B.T.Q.I.A. CULTURE, NOT ONLY A VIBRANT AND UNIQUE COMMUNITY, 219 00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:40,406 BUT ALSO A BRUTAL SCRABBLE RACK. ( LAUGHTER ) 220 00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:46,278 YEAR'S PRIDE MONTH HIGHLIGHTS IN MY SEGMENT: 221 00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:52,017 ♪ ♪ ♪ >> THE LATE SHOW'S PRIDE 222 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:56,021 MONTH NEWS PARADE! GOOGLE STONEWALL! 223 00:15:56,088 --> 00:16:03,696 PL >> Stephen: FIRST UP, IN A YEAR 224 00:16:03,762 --> 00:16:06,332 WHEN OVER 300 ANTI-L.G.B.T.Q. BILLS HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED 225 00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:10,269 ACROSS THE COUNTRY, IT'S IMPORTANT TO SHOW ALLY-SHIP. 226 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:14,073 AND AS ALWAYS, WE LOOK TO OUR BURGERS FOR MORAL GUIDANCE. 227 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,375 CASE IN POINT, BURGER KING DEBUTED A "PRIDE WHOPPER" WITH 228 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:20,779 "TWO EQUAL BUNS." ( LAUGHTER ) 229 00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:29,922 BURGERS... GAY? 230 00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,557 ( LAUGHTER ) TWO TOP BUNS OR TWO BOTTOM 231 00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:37,930 BUNS." ( LAUGHTER ) 232 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:40,366 "WE UNDERSTAND GAY CULTURE" LIKE TWO TOPS. 233 00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:46,872 ( LAUGHTER ) PROMOTIONS A LITTLE MORE RIGHT. 234 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,408 FOR INSTANCE, NASCAR TWEETED "YASCAR" FOR THE LAUNCH OF THEIR 235 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:52,745 PRIDE MONTH T-SHIRTS. GOOD FOR NASCAR. 236 00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:58,250 THOUGH, I GOTTA SAY, NASCAR'S ACTUAL LOGO? 237 00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:08,360 ALREADY PRETTY GAY. OF COURSE, NOT ALL NASCAR FANS 238 00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,129 ARE ON BOARD WITH THIS, WITH ONE TWEETING "NO LONGER A FAN OF 239 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,764 NASCAR AFTER I SAW THIS." WELL, IF YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT 240 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:24,910 NASCAR BEING GAY FRIENDLY, WAIT 'TIL YOU HEAR WHAT RUPAUL DID 241 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,211 ( APPLAUSE ) KIDS' TOYS. 242 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:28,580 FOR INSTANCE, BRATZ HAS LAUNCHED A SPECIAL PRIDE DOLL PACK. 243 00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:32,384 THAT'S GREAT, BUT I'M STILL OPPOSED TO BRATZ'S UNREALISTIC 244 00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:36,922 BODY IMAGE. THERE IS NO HEALTHY WAY FOR A 245 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:40,759 GIRL TO ACHIEVE A HEAD THAT BIG. THE DOLLS ARE NAMED ROXXI AND 246 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:44,263 NEVRA, AND WERE REVEALED TO BE GIRLFRIENDS IN 2020. 247 00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:47,399 WELL, IT'S NICE TO KNOW WE'VE REACHED A POINT WHERE A BRAND 248 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,601 CAN ANNOUNCE THEIR DOLLS ARE QUEER. 249 00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:51,370 IT WASN'T LONG AGO THAT MATTEL LAUNCHED THEIR HIGHLY 250 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:52,638 CONTROVERSIAL "BARBIE AND HER FRIEND WHO'S DEFINITELY JUST 251 00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:56,341 HER ROOMMATE, KAYLA." ( LAUGHTER ) 252 00:17:56,408 --> 00:18:08,287 ( APPLAUSE ) IN EUROPE, IN HONOR OF PRIDE 253 00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:11,223 MONTH, LUFTHANSA HAS A PLANE UNDER THE BANNER "LOVE-HANSA" 254 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,959 AND SAYS THE NEW DECALS SHOW THAT IT'S A COMPANY THAT STANDS 255 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:16,395 FOR OPENNESS, DIVERSITY, AND UNDERSTANDING. 256 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:20,866 NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SPIRIT AIRLINES RELEASED THIS PRO-PRIDE 257 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,801 STATEMENT: "AT SPIRIT, WE EMBRACE ALL PEOPLE WHO ARE 258 00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:24,803 WILLING TO SIT IN PET CARGO AND PAY FOR THEIR GINGER ALE AND 259 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:28,273 PEANUTS WITH HUMAN TEETH." ( LAUGHTER ) 260 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:43,222 BACK STATESIDE, THERE'S PROGRESS FOR L.G.B.T.Q. ACCEPTANCE. 261 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:54,333 BACK STATESIDE, THERE'S PROGRESS FOR L.G.B.T.Q. ACCEPTANCE. 262 00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:55,601 2022 SAW A SURGE IN SMALL-TOWN PRIDE EVENTS, LIKE IN 263 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:56,802 PULASKI, TENNESSEE, A TOWN OF 7,600 RESIDENTS, WHICH FEATURED 264 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:57,603 SEVERAL HUNDRED CARS, INCLUDING A JEEP SPORTING THE PHRASE 265 00:18:57,669 --> 00:18:58,604 "REDNECKS 4 RAINBOWS." THAT'S NIE. 266 00:18:58,670 --> 00:18:59,805 ( APPLAUSE ) REDNECK CULTURE IS GETTING MORE 267 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,940 INCLUSIVE. PRETTY SOON, LARRY THE CABLE GUY 268 00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:04,276 WILL HAVE TO CHANGE HIS CATCHPHRASE TO "GIT 'ER/'IM/'EM 269 00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:15,721 DONE." IN SPORTS NEWS, FIFA HAS ISSUED 270 00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:18,090 A WARNING TO QATAR WORLD CUP HOTELS OVER L.G.B.T.Q. 271 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,259 DISCRIMINATION, SAYING ESTABLISHMENTS ARE "REQUIRED TO 272 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,361 WELCOME GUESTS IN A 'NONDISCRIMINATORY MANNER' OR 273 00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:28,267 FACE TERMINATION OF CONTRACTS." YOU KNOW YOU SUCK WHEN THE VOICE 274 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:32,504 OF MORALITY IS FIFA. THAT'S LIKE GETTING LECTURED 275 00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:47,452 ( APPLAUSE ) "WOAH, WHOAH, WOAH, COOL IT ON 276 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:50,589 ( APPLAUSE ) "WOAH, WHOAH, WOAH, COOL IT ON 277 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:52,791 THE ANTI-SEMITISM, SUGAR ( BLEEP ). 278 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,693 IN LINGUISTICS NEWS, HIP HOP ARTIST LIL NAS X WANTS THE WORD 279 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,261 "BUSSY" ADDED TO THE DICTIONARY FOR PRIDE MONTH. 280 00:19:56,328 --> 00:20:03,769 IN CASE YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR-- AND I WAS NOT-- "BUSSY" REFERS 281 00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:04,903 TO THE MALE ANUS, AND IS A PORTMANTEAU OF THE WORDS "BOY" 282 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:09,575 AND... ANOTHER WORD. 283 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:13,845 ( LAUGHTER ) IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT IS. 284 00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:16,281 OF COURSE, IN POLITE COMPANY, YOU DON'T USE "BUSSY." 285 00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:19,451 INSTEAD, YOU USE THE MORE FORMAL "BAGINA." 286 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:24,289 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH HEIDI KLUM. 287 00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:24,856 ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) 288 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,978 WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK. 289 00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:49,114 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST THIS EVENING IS A MODEL 290 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,415 AND EMMY AWARD-WINNING TELEVISION HOST YOU KNOW FROM 291 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:53,986 "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT," "GERMANY'S NEXT TOP MODEL," AND 292 00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:56,421 "MAKING THE CUT." PLEASE WELCOME TO "THE LATE 293 00:20:56,488 --> 00:21:00,392 SHOW," HEIDI KLUM! ♪ ♪ ♪ 294 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:15,340 ( APPLAUSE ) HI! 295 00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:20,412 ( APPLAUSE ) HI! 296 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:25,951 I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER INVITED ME 297 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,119 EVER. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME. 298 00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:29,955 >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I'VE NEVER INVITED YOU. 299 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:33,959 MAYBE YOU'VE NEVER ACCEPTED THE INVITATION BEFORE. 300 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:36,962 >> I ALWAYS WOULD. >> Stephen: I FEEL LIKE I MET 301 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:40,332 YOU BACKSTAGE AT THE EMMYS OR SOMETHING, WE RUBBED SHOULDERS. 302 00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:42,701 >> SOME MAKEUP ON YOUR SHOULDER. >> Stephen: EXACTLY. 303 00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:44,803 I KNOW I'VE SEEN YOU IN THE WILD. 304 00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:46,004 >> YES. >> Stephen: YES. 305 00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:49,441 >> I SEE YOU ON TV ALL THE TIME SO I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU. 306 00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:51,176 >> Stephen: THIS IS MY NATURAL HABITAT. 307 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,078 >> YOU LOOK GREAT IN PERSON. >> Stephen: THANK YOU. 308 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,514 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC IN PERSON. THIS IS A REALLY GOOD INTERVIEW 309 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:56,715 SO FAR. >> THANKS. 310 00:21:56,782 --> 00:22:01,353 >> Stephen: YOU-- YOU'RE A HOST AND A JUDGE, BUT YOU ARE NO 311 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:03,722 STRANGER TO COMPETITION YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU STARTED 312 00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:06,291 MODELING BY WINNING A MODELING CONTEST IN 19-- 313 00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:07,826 >> I DID. IN 1992. 314 00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:10,862 >> Stephen: HAPPY 30th ANNIVERSARY OF STARTING YOUR 315 00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:12,197 MODELING CAREER. >> THANK YOU. 316 00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:13,331 >> Stephen: WHAT WERE THE FIRST-- WHAT WERE THE FIRST 317 00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:18,670 MODELING GIGS YOU GOT? >> OH, I DID ONE ONE COMMERCIAL 318 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:22,607 FOR SWATCH WATCHES. I DID ONE WHERE IT WAS FOR A 319 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:25,177 BRA, I THINK IT WAS WONDER BRA, SOMETHING LIKE THAT, WHERE IT 320 00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:29,614 WAS NOT MY FACE, UNFORTUNATELY. IT WAS JUST MY BRE BREASTS AND Y 321 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:33,118 HANDS. I DID A LOT OF HAND MODELING 322 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,920 THEN. >> Stephen: THEY HIRED YOU TO 323 00:22:34,986 --> 00:22:38,657 BE A HAND MODEL. >> HANDS AND BREASTS. 324 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:42,194 >> Stephen: ONE MORE TIME. >> I WAS SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE 325 00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:46,231 CLASP IN THE FRONT, AS I OPENED IT, AND IT OPENS, AND THE TV 326 00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:49,167 GOES FOR IT, AND THE TV BREAKS. BUT THAT WAS IT. 327 00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:51,603 NO HEAD, NOTHING ELSE, IT WAS JUST THIS PART. 328 00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:54,306 >> Stephen: AT WHAT POINT WERE YOU ALLOWED TO USE YOUR SKULL? 329 00:22:54,372 --> 00:22:56,541 >> A FEW YEARS AFTER THAT. >> Stephen: REALLY? 330 00:22:56,608 --> 00:22:58,844 >> YEAH. >> Stephen: IT IT TOOK A FEW 331 00:22:58,910 --> 00:23:03,115 YEARS TO GO, "THAT'S GOOD, TOO." >> BUT I NEVER LEFT, AND I I'M 332 00:23:03,181 --> 00:23:04,416 STILL HERE. THAT'S GOOD. 333 00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:06,785 I START HERD, MOVED MY WAY UP TO HERE. 334 00:23:06,852 --> 00:23:09,454 ( APPLAUSE ). MOVE DOWN FOR A MOMENT. 335 00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:12,591 >> YOU HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE. >> Stephen: IS IT TRUE YOUR 336 00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:15,327 LEGS ARE INSURED BY LLOYD'S OF LONDON? 337 00:23:15,393 --> 00:23:16,862 >> YES. NOT ANYMORE, NOT ANYMORE. 338 00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:19,598 >> Stephen: THEY WERE. >> IT WAS $2 MILLION. 339 00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:21,333 >> Stephen: WAIT, $2 MILLION A LEG. 340 00:23:21,399 --> 00:23:24,603 OR ONE PER LEG. >> THIS ONE LEG WAS WAY MORE 341 00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:30,075 EXPENSIVE THAN THE OTHER LEG. I THINK THIS ONE WAS ONLY, LIKE, 342 00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:34,112 $700,000 AND THIS ONE WAS $1.3. BECAUSE I HAVE A LITTLE SCAR ON 343 00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:35,881 THIS LEG, WHEN I FELL INTO A GLASS. 344 00:23:35,947 --> 00:23:38,250 >> Stephen: LET ME SEE. >> SEE IT. 345 00:23:38,316 --> 00:23:40,585 >> Stephen: HIDEOUS. ABSOLUTELY HIDEOUS. 346 00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:42,087 THAT'S $300,000 OF DAMAGE RIGHT THERE. 347 00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:43,655 >> LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT! 348 00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:44,823 >> Stephen: HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 349 00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:51,129 >> I FELL ON A IN A CLASS BECAUSE I WASN'T LISTENING, I 350 00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:53,465 WAS YOUNG. I STILL DON'T LISTEN. 351 00:23:53,532 --> 00:23:57,803 I WAS RUNNING AROUND A TABLE, OUTSIDE, WITH LOTS OF FRIENDS, 352 00:23:57,869 --> 00:24:02,407 AND THEY SAID, "STOP RUNNING AROUND UNDERSTAND THE TABLE 353 00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:05,377 BECAUSE THERE ARE ALL THESE GLASSES." 354 00:24:05,443 --> 00:24:09,047 BOOM, CONNECT, SEVEN STITCHES LATER AND $700,000 LEG, VERSUS 355 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,448 -- >> Stephen: STILL PRETTY WILL 356 00:24:10,515 --> 00:24:11,983 GOOD PRICE FOR A LEG. >> IT WASN'T ME. 357 00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:16,888 IT WAS A CLIENT WHO DID THAT. >> Stephen: WHO INSURED YOUR 358 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,089 LEGS. >> YES. 359 00:24:18,156 --> 00:24:20,592 >> Stephen: WHAT WOULD HAVE TO HAPPEN TO GET THEM, SOMETHING 360 00:24:20,659 --> 00:24:21,993 BAD? >> I DON'T KNOW. 361 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:27,933 IT WAS LIKE AN EPI -- >> Stephen: TO TAKE THE HAIR 362 00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:30,969 OFF YOUR LEGGING. >> SO THEY INSURE MID LEGS. 363 00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:36,107 THEY'RE NOT INSURED ANYMORE. IT WAS MANY, MANY MOONS AGO. 364 00:24:36,174 --> 00:24:39,477 >> Stephen: ROGER CONWAY, HOSTING THAT FOR 16 SEASONS. 365 00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:41,780 AND NOW THIRD SEASON OF "MAKING THE CUT." 366 00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:44,282 >> YES. >> Stephen: IT'S A FASHION 367 00:24:44,349 --> 00:24:47,118 DESIGN REALITY SHOW-- >> IT'S A DESIGN COMPETITION 368 00:24:47,185 --> 00:24:50,288 SHOW. >> Stephen: HOW DOES "MAKING 369 00:24:50,355 --> 00:24:52,457 THE CUT" DIFFER FROM "PROJECT RUN WAY." 370 00:24:52,524 --> 00:24:56,194 >> I'M STILL WITH MY TV HUSBAND, TIM GUNN. 371 00:24:56,261 --> 00:25:00,265 WHO I LOVE SO DEARLY. I MEAN, 16 YEARS WE DID "PROJECT 372 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:03,802 RUNWAY TOGETHER, SCBTS NOW THREE YEARS "MAKING THE CUT." 373 00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:07,472 WHAT IS DIFFERENT NOW IS ACTUALLY ALL OF YOU CAN SHOP THE 374 00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:08,807 BEAUTIFUL CLOTHES THAT ARE BEING MADE ON THE SHOW. 375 00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:12,277 YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE A VERY SHORT TIME, AND I GIVE THEM A 376 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:15,247 CHALLENGE, AND THEN THEY HAVE TO KNOW-- SOMETIMES THEY HAVE ONE 377 00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:17,816 DAY OR TWO DAYS TO PLAC THIS ASSIGNMENT. 378 00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:21,386 AND THEN WE HAVE A WINNING LOOK, AND THAT LOOK YOU CAN BUY ON 379 00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:26,191 AMAZON, BECAUSE MY SHOW IS ON AMAZON PRIME. 380 00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:28,627 IMMEDIATELY YOU SEE IT -- >> Stephen: YOU SAY, "I LIKE 381 00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:31,963 THOSE PANTS OR THAT BLOUSE," AND I CAN GO BUY IT. 382 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,698 >> EXACTLY. >> Stephen: WHAT IS TIM GUNN 383 00:25:33,765 --> 00:25:35,500 LIKE IN REALITY? >> EXACTLY--LY -- 384 00:25:35,567 --> 00:25:37,602 >> Stephen: I THINK HE'S JUST A TREASURE. 385 00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:40,272 >> HE IS. >> Stephen: HE'S SO CALMING, 386 00:25:40,338 --> 00:25:42,307 LIKE JUST A WARM BATH TO LISTEN TO. 387 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:45,043 ( LAUGHTER ). AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND HALF THE 388 00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:47,345 THINGS HE SAYS SO WE GET ALONG GREAT. 389 00:25:47,412 --> 00:25:51,182 HE HAS SO MANY WORDS-- I LEARNED ONE THE OTHER DAY. 390 00:25:51,249 --> 00:25:54,085 TITILLATING, I THOUGHT IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH SOMETHING 391 00:25:54,152 --> 00:25:55,921 ELSE. THAT IT WAS A NAUGHTY THING TO 392 00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:58,456 SAY. >> Stephen: SOMETIMES IT DOES. 393 00:25:58,523 --> 00:26:00,258 >> TITILLATING. >> Stephen: DEPENDING WHAT 394 00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:02,794 YOU'RE INTO. >> I SAID, "TIM, I DON'T THINK 395 00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:06,197 YOU CAN SAY THAT." HE SAID, "OF COURSE WE CAN SAY 396 00:26:06,264 --> 00:26:07,766 TITILLATING. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT." 397 00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:11,036 SO THAT'S AMAZING. HE ALWAYS TEACHES ME NEW WORDS. 398 00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:13,138 >> Stephen: DOES HE GET EMBARRASSED? 399 00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:16,908 >> ABOUT ME. >> Stephen: NO, DOES HE GET-- 400 00:26:16,975 --> 00:26:18,643 HE LOOKS LIKE A GUY WHO WOULD BLUSH EASILY. 401 00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:21,780 >> AND HE DOESN'T WEAR ANY MAKEUP. 402 00:26:21,846 --> 00:26:25,750 >> Stephen: HE DOESN'T? WHAT'S HIS REGIMEN? 403 00:26:25,817 --> 00:26:28,853 DOES HE JUST EXFOLATE BECAUSE HE LOOKS POLISHED. 404 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,589 >> I DON'T KNOW. HE FEELS LIKE IT'S NOT FOR HIM. 405 00:26:31,656 --> 00:26:35,060 HE DOESN'T WANT TO DO IT. NO FOUNDATION, NO POWDER, 406 00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:36,394 NOTHING. NORMALLY PEOPLE ON TV, MEN AND 407 00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:39,698 WOMEN, USUALLY WEAR -- >> Stephen: I NEVER WEAR 408 00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:42,033 MAKEUP, SO I WOULDN'T KNOW. WE HAVE A CLIP HERE. 409 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:45,537 WHAT DO WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE TWO OF YOU, OUT IN THE 410 00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:47,439 DESERT SOMEPLACE? >> YES, WE'RE OUT IN THE DESERT. 411 00:26:47,505 --> 00:26:50,909 THIS IS A CHALLENGE ABOUT FESTIVALWARE. 412 00:26:50,976 --> 00:26:58,016 WHAT THE DESIGNERS ALWAYS HAVE TO DO, THEY HAVE TO DO AN 413 00:26:58,083 --> 00:27:02,153 OVER-THE-TOP FANTASY OUTFIT, AND THE SECOND LOOK IS THE LOOK YOU 414 00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:06,558 CAN HOPEFULLY BUY ON AMAZON. >> Stephen: SO READY TO WEAR. 415 00:27:06,624 --> 00:27:10,628 >> ONLY ONE WINS. HERE WE ARE IN THE DESERT AND 416 00:27:10,695 --> 00:27:15,500 THEY'RE MAKING FESTIVEWARE. I'M SO INTO THE DESERT RUNWAY 417 00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:18,436 SHOW. >> HIDE, AS YOU KNOW, I'M MUCH 418 00:27:18,503 --> 00:27:21,106 MORE OF A CITY PERSON BUT THIS IS BREATHTAKING. 419 00:27:21,172 --> 00:27:24,909 >> IT IS. >> WE ARE IN THE HIGH DESERT OF 420 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:27,645 CALIFORNIA. IT HAS BEEN A HOLLYWOOD FILMING 421 00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:30,048 LOCATION SINCE 1905. HOW FABULOUS IS THAT? 422 00:27:30,115 --> 00:27:33,284 >> LOVE IT. >> I MEAN, IT DOES LOOK LIKE 423 00:27:33,351 --> 00:27:39,457 WE'RE IN HOLLYWOOD. IT LOOKS LI LOOKS LIKE THIS WASN 424 00:27:39,524 --> 00:27:41,893 SCREEN, DOESN'T IT? BUT THOSE ARE REAL. 425 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:46,031 >> Stephen: YOU'RE WEARING BASICALLY A TURTLENECK 426 00:27:46,097 --> 00:27:53,138 LONG-SLEEVED DRESS. >> IT'S A DOLCE. 427 00:27:53,204 --> 00:27:55,373 >> Stephen: HOW MUCH WERE YOU SWEATING UNDER THERE. 428 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:59,077 >> YOU ALSO KNOW THIS IS TELEVISION AND THINGS ARE NOT IN 429 00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:00,712 SEQUENCE. WE FILMED MANY, MANY MOONS AGO 430 00:28:00,779 --> 00:28:02,447 AND IN THE DESERT IT IS FREEZING. 431 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,182 >> Stephen: AT NIGHT IT'S FREEZING. 432 00:28:04,249 --> 00:28:06,551 IN THE DAY, ISN'T IT HOT? >> NO, NO, NO. 433 00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:09,154 WHEN WE WERE FILMING THIS-- I THINK WE WERE FILMING THIS, I 434 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:11,489 WANT TO SAY IN NOVEMBER OR DECEMBER WE WERE FILMING THIS. 435 00:28:11,556 --> 00:28:13,458 >> Stephen: OKAY. IT MUST BE HIGH DESERT, 436 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:14,993 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> IT IS COLD OUT THERE. 437 00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:18,897 >> Stephen: YEAH. >> YEAH, IT'S COLD IN THE 438 00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:20,498 MORNING AND GETS REALLY COLD AT THE END OF THE DAY. 439 00:28:20,565 --> 00:28:24,903 >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, BUT WHEN WE COME 440 00:28:24,969 --> 00:28:28,006 BACK, WE WILL FIND OUT HEIDI'S SECRET TALENT. 441 00:28:28,073 --> 00:28:28,573 STICK AROUND, Y'ALL. 442 00:28:43,988 --> 00:28:50,929 WE'RE BACK WITH BURGEONING HAND MODEL, HEIDI KLUM. 443 00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:55,934 NINTH SEASON AMERICA'S GOT TALENT AS WELL. 444 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,671 >> I HAVE TOO MUCH FUN. "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" IS SO 445 00:28:59,737 --> 00:29:01,406 MUCH FUN. IT IS SO MUCH FUN. 446 00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:04,843 I HAVE THE BEST TIME. I MEAN, I'M SITTING NEXT TO 447 00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:05,910 SOPHIA. SHE IS THE BEST. 448 00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:08,646 WE HAVE THE BEST TIME. AND YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHO 449 00:29:08,713 --> 00:29:11,483 COMES ON TO THAT STAGE AND EVERYONE IS JUST MORE AMAZING 450 00:29:11,549 --> 00:29:13,318 THAN THE NEXT, AND THEY'RE ALSO A LOT OF FUN. 451 00:29:13,384 --> 00:29:17,322 >> Stephen: I LIKE WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW-- LIKE, YOU'RE 452 00:29:17,388 --> 00:29:18,957 COMPLETELY SURPRISED BY THE TALENT. 453 00:29:19,023 --> 00:29:21,392 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE. "WHAT IS THIS GOING TO BE?" 454 00:29:21,459 --> 00:29:23,561 AND IT BLOWS YOU OUT OF THE WATER. 455 00:29:23,628 --> 00:29:27,832 YOU'RE AWE MULTITALENTED PERSON, YOU SING, YOU MODEL, YOU DESIGN. 456 00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:30,902 DO YOU HAVE A SECRET TALENT? >> OOOH. 457 00:29:30,969 --> 00:29:33,638 WELL, I CAN MAKE MYSELF NOT SWEAT IN THE FACE. 458 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:38,409 I WILL SWEAT LIKE CRAZY HERE WHERE YOU CAN'T SEE IT, BUT I 459 00:29:38,476 --> 00:29:41,212 WILL TELL MYSELF, "DON'T SWEAT IN THE FACE RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE I 460 00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:43,982 DON'T WANT TO HAVE A SHINY FACE." 461 00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:45,316 >> Stephen: HOW-- WAIT A SECOND. 462 00:29:45,383 --> 00:29:47,051 HOLD ON. WAIT A SECOND. 463 00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:49,354 LET'S FIND OUT-- I WANT TO DIG IN HERE JUST A LITTLE BIT. 464 00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:52,423 HOW DO YOU TELL YOURSELF? WHAT DO YOU SAY TO YOUR FACE? 465 00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:55,793 BECAUSE I NEED THAT SKILL. I-- I SWEAT IN THE FACE-- 466 00:29:55,860 --> 00:29:59,097 >> I JUST TELL MYSELF, "DON'T SWEAT IN THE FACE." 467 00:29:59,164 --> 00:30:01,166 ( LAUGHTER ). DISCOVER YOU COULD DO THIS? 468 00:30:01,232 --> 00:30:03,535 >> I GUESS IT'S THROUGH MODELING. 469 00:30:03,601 --> 00:30:05,737 BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE OUT AND ABOUT-- BECAUSE THEY COME ALL 470 00:30:05,803 --> 00:30:09,174 THE TIME AND THEY WILL PUT THAT POWDER PUFF IN YOUR FACE. 471 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,377 >> Stephen: THOSE LITTLE PIECES OF PAPER AND STUFF LIKE 472 00:30:12,443 --> 00:30:14,679 THIS. >> AND THEN IT'S LIKE THIS. 473 00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:16,714 SO I'M LIKE, "DON'T SWEAT IN THE FACE." 474 00:30:16,781 --> 00:30:19,050 AND I SWEAT EVERYWHERE WHERE YOU DON'T SEE IT. 475 00:30:19,117 --> 00:30:21,753 THAT'S MYITAL PENT IT'S HIDDEN, BECAUSE I DON'T SHOW IT. 476 00:30:21,819 --> 00:30:25,423 ( LAUGHTER ) IS. 477 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,825 >> Stephen: BRAVA! >> THANK YOU. 478 00:30:27,892 --> 00:30:29,394 >> Stephen: HEIDI, IT WAS LOVELY IT MEET YOU. 479 00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:32,964 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON. >> IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU. 480 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:34,098 >> Stephen: SEASON THREE OF "MAKING THE CUT" PREMIERES 481 00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:37,302 AUGUST 19 ON PRIME VIDEO. HEIDI KLUM, EVERYBODY! 482 00:30:37,368 --> 00:30:39,370 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH IBRAM X. KENDI. 483 00:30:54,052 --> 00:30:59,924 ( APPLAUSE ) WELCOME BACK! 484 00:30:59,991 --> 00:31:03,928 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUEST IS AN HISTORIAN AND 485 00:31:03,995 --> 00:31:05,797 LEADING ANTIRACIST SCHOLAR. HE HAS JUST WRITTEN TWO NEW 486 00:31:05,863 --> 00:31:07,932 BOOKS: "HOW TO RAISE AN ANTIRACIST" AND 487 00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:10,835 "GOODNIGHT RACISM." PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO 488 00:31:10,902 --> 00:31:14,339 "THE LATE SHOW," IBRAM X. KENDI! ♪ ♪ ♪ 489 00:31:14,405 --> 00:31:29,287 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU 490 00:31:29,354 --> 00:31:30,822 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU 491 00:31:30,888 --> 00:31:32,290 AGAIN. >> IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE HERE. 492 00:31:32,357 --> 00:31:34,492 >> Stephen: FIRST TIME WE'VE SEEN EACH OTHER IN PERSON, 493 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:37,762 BECAUSE THE LAST TIME WE TALKED WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF COVID, AND 494 00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:42,233 IT WAS ALMOST TWO YEARS AGO THIS WEEK, JUNE 25, 2020. 495 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:47,305 AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT "HOW TO BE AN ANTIRACIST" AT THE 496 00:31:47,372 --> 00:31:51,843 TIME, YOUR BOOK AT THE TIME, AND ALSO THE ONGOING PROTESTS IN THE 497 00:31:51,909 --> 00:31:53,211 STREETS FOLLOWING THE DEATH OF GEORGE FLOYD. 498 00:31:53,278 --> 00:31:55,713 I WANT TO GET INTO HOW YOU SEE THE UNITED STATES AND HOW YOU 499 00:31:55,780 --> 00:31:58,816 SEE PROGRESS TWO YEARS LATER. FIRST I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR 500 00:31:58,883 --> 00:31:59,951 NEW BOOKS. HERE WE GO. 501 00:32:00,018 --> 00:32:05,490 THIS IS A BOOK FOR AN ADULT CALLED "HOW TO RAISE AN 502 00:32:05,556 --> 00:32:09,127 ANTIRACIST." AND A BOOK FOR CHILDREN CALLED 503 00:32:09,193 --> 00:32:19,837 "GOODNIGHT RACISM." ( APPLAUSE ) 504 00:32:19,904 --> 00:32:27,912 AUDIO BOOK OF THE CHILDREN'S BOOK HERE IS ACTUALLY READ BY 505 00:32:27,979 --> 00:32:34,485 YOUR DAUGHTER. >> Audience: OOOOH! 506 00:32:34,552 --> 00:32:38,656 ( APPLAUSE ) WHAT'S IT LIKE TO, YOU KNOW, 507 00:32:38,723 --> 00:32:41,926 LISTEN TO YOUR DAUGHTER READING YOUR WORK? 508 00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:46,464 >> IT WAS JUST UNSPEAKABLE. I MEAN IT WAS... 509 00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:49,600 INCREDIBLE, I THINK, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE SHE HAD BEEN ACTUALLY 510 00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:51,769 DOING SPEECH THERAPY. >> Stephen: OH, REALLY? 511 00:32:51,836 --> 00:32:57,675 >> AND SO TO SEE HER AND TO SEE HER CONFIDENCE AND SEE HOW PROUD 512 00:32:57,742 --> 00:33:01,312 OF HERSELF THAT SHE WAS. I MEAN, IT WAS JUST-- I MEAN, 513 00:33:01,379 --> 00:33:05,283 THERE WAS NOTHING LIKE IT. NOW, IT ALMOST DIDN'T HAPPEN 514 00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:06,551 BECAUSE HER GRANDPARENTS NEGOTIATED HARD FOR HER. 515 00:33:06,617 --> 00:33:11,222 >> Stephen: OH, SHE HAS REMS. REPRESENTATION. 516 00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:13,191 >> SHE DEFINITELY HAS REPRESENTATION. 517 00:33:13,257 --> 00:33:17,528 >> Stephen: ANYTHING IN HER RIDER, LIKE NO M&M. 518 00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:19,731 S. >> I HAVE TO PUT A GIFT UNDER 519 00:33:19,797 --> 00:33:23,201 HER PILLOW EVERY NIGHT. >> Stephen: FOR HOW LONG? 520 00:33:23,267 --> 00:33:27,038 >> SHE WAS LIKE EAT THE PRESENT TIMER, BUT I'M TRYING TO FIGURE 521 00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:29,374 OUT HOW TO STOP IT. >> Stephen: DEPENDS ON HOW 522 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:33,244 LONG IT STAYS ON THE BESTSELLER LIST? 523 00:33:33,311 --> 00:33:37,382 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ANTIRACISM AS OPPOSED TO NOT 524 00:33:37,448 --> 00:33:39,984 BEING NOT RACIST. >> BEING ANTIRACIST IS RECOGNIZE 525 00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:43,921 THE RACIAL GROUPS AS EQUALS, IS TO CHALLENGE POLICIES THAT ARE 526 00:33:43,988 --> 00:33:47,925 LEADING TO INEQUITY AND INJUSTICE, AND TO REALLY SEEK TO 527 00:33:47,992 --> 00:33:51,262 DECONSTRUCT RACISM AND CREATE EQUITY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL. 528 00:33:51,329 --> 00:33:54,866 >> Stephen: SO IT'S ACTIVIVE AS OPPOSED TO A PASSIVE 529 00:33:54,932 --> 00:33:55,933 RESPONSE? >> EXACTLY 530 00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:00,705 ( APPLAUSE ). YOU WERE RELUCTANT TO TALK TO 531 00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:05,543 YOUR DAUGHTER ABOUT RACISM. WHAT-- WELL, WHAT CHANGED FOR 532 00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:07,912 YOU? WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, 533 00:34:07,979 --> 00:34:15,787 OTHER THAN, YOU KNOW, ALL THE RACISM? 534 00:34:15,853 --> 00:34:22,927 MORE THAT I RESEARCHED THIS TOPIC, THE MORE THAT I REALIZED 535 00:34:22,994 --> 00:34:29,734 THAT THE VERY PEOPLE WHO ARE THE MOST VULNERABLE TO RACISM ARE 536 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:33,805 THE PEOPLE LEAST LIKELY TO ENGAGE ABOUT IT, ARE CHILDREN. 537 00:34:33,871 --> 00:34:36,441 SO IT'S ACTUALLY PROTECTIVE TO ENGAGE THEM. 538 00:34:36,507 --> 00:34:39,076 IT'S PROTECTIVE FOR A CHILD TO LEARN. 539 00:34:39,143 --> 00:34:42,180 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM BECAUSE OF THE COLOR OF THEIR 540 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:44,849 SKIN OR THERE'S NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THEM BECAUSE OF THE COLOR 541 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,919 OF THEIR SKIN. IT'S PROTECTIVE WHEN OUR KIDS 542 00:34:47,985 --> 00:34:51,856 ARE CROSSING THE STREETS OF THE WORLD THAT WE TEACH THEM TO LOOK 543 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:57,595 BOTH WAYS, TO IDENTIFY THINGS THAT CAN HIT THEM AND HARM THEM. 544 00:34:57,662 --> 00:35:00,031 AND CERTAINLY, THESE MESSAGES CAN HIT THEM AND HARM THEM. 545 00:35:00,097 --> 00:35:06,070 >> Stephen: ONE OF THE ARGUMENTS YOU HEAR IN OPPOSITION 546 00:35:06,137 --> 00:35:12,176 TO TALKING TO YOUNG CHILDREN OR TO TEACH ELEMENTARY-LEVEL SCHOOL 547 00:35:12,243 --> 00:35:14,479 CHILDREN ABOUT RACISM OR HISTORY OF RACISM IN AMERICA, THE 548 00:35:14,545 --> 00:35:17,081 ARGUMENT GOES SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF, "WELL, YOU'RE 549 00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:22,286 GOING TO MAKE WHITE KIDS FEEL BAD ABOUT BEING WHITE." 550 00:35:22,353 --> 00:35:24,689 WHAT-- WHAT IS YOUR RESPONSE TO THAT? 551 00:35:24,755 --> 00:35:27,758 >> WELL, I WOULD SAY THOSE PEOPLE ARE MOST CONCERNED ABOUT 552 00:35:27,825 --> 00:35:31,229 OR TEACHING OF SLAVERY. SO LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT 553 00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:32,497 SLAVERY. >> Stephen: SURE. 554 00:35:32,563 --> 00:35:36,601 >> IF WE TEACH WHITE KIDS ABOUT SLAVERY, WE'RE GOING TO TEACH 555 00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:39,604 THEM THAT THERE WERE WHITE PEOPLE WHO ENSLAVED PEOPLE AND 556 00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:42,440 THERE WERE BLACK PEOPLE WHO WERE ENSLAVED. 557 00:35:42,507 --> 00:35:45,743 AND WE'RE ALSO GOING TO TEACH THEM THAT THERE WERE WHITE 558 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:50,281 PEOPLE AND BLACK PEOPLE WHO CHALLENGED AND FOUGHT AGAINST 559 00:35:50,348 --> 00:35:53,017 SLAVERY. AND SO MY QUESTION BACK TO THEM 560 00:35:53,084 --> 00:35:58,289 WOULD BE, "WHY CAN'T WE ALLOW WHITE CHILDREN TO IDENTIFY WITH 561 00:35:58,356 --> 00:36:07,498 WHITE ABOLITIONISTS?" ( APPLAUSE ) 562 00:36:07,565 --> 00:36:15,907 DEMONSTRATING TO ME THAT THESE FOLKS RECOGNIZE THAT KIDS ARE 563 00:36:15,973 --> 00:36:18,843 NOT COLOR BLIND. AND THAT HOW WE SHAPE THE 564 00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:21,946 CURRICULUM IMPACTS OUR CHILDREN. SO THEN WHY AREN'T THEY 565 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:24,849 CONCERNED ABOUT HOW BLACK KIDS FEEL WHEN THEY'RE NOT 566 00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:33,658 REPRESENTED IN THE CURRICULUM? ( APPLAUSE ) 567 00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:43,968 ABOUT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR BOOKS, WHICH IS "ANTIRACIST BABY." 568 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:47,405 AND KETANJI BROWN JACKSON WAS SWORN IN TODAY AS THE FIRST 569 00:36:47,471 --> 00:36:48,606 BLACK FEMALE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE. 570 00:36:48,673 --> 00:36:53,511 ( APPLAUSE ) UP EARLIER THIS YEAR IN THE 571 00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:57,415 CONFIRMATION HEARINGS FOR JUSTICE JACKSON, WHO WAS SWORN 572 00:36:57,481 --> 00:37:00,851 IN TODAY. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED. 573 00:37:00,918 --> 00:37:06,157 TED CRUZ TALKED TO HER ABOUT A CURRICULUM OF A SCHOOL SHE WAS 574 00:37:06,223 --> 00:37:08,459 ON THE BOARD OF, THAT INCLUDED IN THEIR LIBRARY AND SOME OF 575 00:37:08,526 --> 00:37:12,630 THEIR TEACHINGS ONE OF YOUR BOOKS OR SOME OF YOUR BOOKS, ONE 576 00:37:12,697 --> 00:37:16,901 OF THEM BEING "ANTIRACIST BABY." WHAT WAS IT LIKE SEEING YOUR 577 00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:24,709 WORK BEING USED THAT WAY, SORT OF MISUSED AS A CUDGEL FOR 578 00:37:24,775 --> 00:37:27,712 POLITICAL PERSONS IN SUPREME COURT CONFIRMATION HEARINGS? 579 00:37:27,778 --> 00:37:31,148 >> I THINK IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME AT FIRST BECAUSE I DIDN'T 580 00:37:31,215 --> 00:37:34,418 KNOW WHAT IMPACT IT WOULD HAVE ON HER ACTUAL CONFIRMATION. 581 00:37:34,485 --> 00:37:37,555 >> Stephen: THAT YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING TO POSSIBLY 582 00:37:37,622 --> 00:37:38,923 HURT HER CHANCES. >> EXACTLY. 583 00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:43,794 SO THE FACT THAT JUSTICE JACKSON WAS SWORN IN TODAY, YOU KNOW, 584 00:37:43,861 --> 00:37:47,398 WAS CERTAINLY-- I'M JUST EXCITED ABOUT IT AS EVERYONE ELSE, 585 00:37:47,465 --> 00:37:51,102 PROBABLY EVEN MORE EXCITED ABOUT BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED. 586 00:37:51,168 --> 00:37:57,375 BUT WHAT IT-- WHAT I ALSO THOUGHT ABOUT IS THAT, LIKE, 587 00:37:57,441 --> 00:38:01,712 LITERALLY-- I SUSPECT THAT SENATOR CRUZ DIDN'T READ HOW TO 588 00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:04,115 BE AN ANTIRACIST. IT'S A COUPLE OF HUNDRED PAGES. 589 00:38:04,181 --> 00:38:12,823 ( LAUGHTER ) BUT... 590 00:38:12,890 --> 00:38:15,493 >> Stephen: I'M GUESSING HOLDING THIS UP IS NOT ONE OF 591 00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:18,562 THE THINGS YOU DO TO BE AN ANTIRACIST. 592 00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:19,897 >> NO, AND I WOULD JUST HOPE-- OKAY, IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO 593 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,600 READ THE ADULT BOOK, YOU CAN AT LEAST READ THE CHILDREN'S BOOK 594 00:38:22,667 --> 00:38:29,573 BEFORE YOU ATTACK IT? ( APPLAUSE ) 595 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:37,448 YEARS AGO, YOU TOLD ME "AMERICA HAS STAGE FOUR METASTATIC 596 00:38:37,515 --> 00:38:41,052 RACISM, BUT I STILL BELIEVE THAT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE CAN FIGHT 597 00:38:41,118 --> 00:38:44,088 AGAINST THE ODDS AND STILL HEAL ITSELF." 598 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:49,060 HAVE YOU SEEN ANY PROGRESS SINCE THEN? 599 00:38:49,126 --> 00:38:53,264 AND WHAT ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO PARTICULARLY GOING 600 00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:57,068 FORWARD? >> SO IN CERTAIN WAYS, THERE ARE 601 00:38:57,134 --> 00:39:02,106 PEOPLE, PARTICULARLY AT THE LOCAL LEVEL, AT THE STATE LEVEL 602 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:06,977 WHO ARE BUILDING ANTIRACIST ORGANIZATIONS, WHO ARE PUSHING 603 00:39:07,044 --> 00:39:11,615 FOR EQUITABLE POLICIES. THEY'RE LARGELY BEHIND THE 604 00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:15,052 SCENES OF HISTORY. BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU KNOW, 605 00:39:15,119 --> 00:39:18,889 IN THE MAIN STREAM OF HISTORY, YOU CAN MAKE A CASE THAT THINGS 606 00:39:18,956 --> 00:39:22,126 HAVE EVEN GOTTEN WORSE. BECAUSE AT LEAST IN 2020, WE 607 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:26,430 WERE DISCUSSING THINGS LIKE ENSURING THAT EVERYONE CAN VOTE 608 00:39:26,497 --> 00:39:29,400 EASILY. AT LEAST WE WERE DISCUSSING, 609 00:39:29,467 --> 00:39:32,136 IMAGINING AN AMERICA WHERE NOBODY WAS KILLED BY THE POLICE. 610 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:36,874 BUT NOW, WE'RE NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT THAT, YOU KNOW, AT A 611 00:39:36,941 --> 00:39:39,710 NATIONAL LEVEL. BUT BEHIND THE SCENES, IN LOCAL 612 00:39:39,777 --> 00:39:42,780 AREAS, PEOPLE ARE ORGANIZING, AND PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING IT, AND 613 00:39:42,847 --> 00:39:46,183 PEOPLE ARE STRIVING TO CREATE AN EQUITABLE AND JUST WORLD. 614 00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:49,787 SO THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR, AND I'M CONSTANTLY LOOKING FOR 615 00:39:49,854 --> 00:39:52,490 ARE WE CHANGING POLICY? WHO'S GETTING INTO POSITIONS OF 616 00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:54,925 POWER? AND ARE THESE POLICIES AND 617 00:39:54,992 --> 00:39:57,461 POWERFUL PEOPLE COMMITTED TO EQUITY AND JUSTICE? 618 00:39:57,528 --> 00:40:05,636 >> Stephen: WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. 619 00:40:05,703 --> 00:40:12,009 >> THANK YOU. >> Stephen: HIS BOOKS, "HOW TO 620 00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:13,077 RAISE AN ANTIRACIST" AND "GOODNIGHT RACISM" ARE ON SALE 621 00:40:19,016 --> 00:40:19,950 >> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW." 622 00:40:20,017 --> 00:40:21,018 HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY! JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT. 623 00:40:23,721 --> 00:40:25,723 JAMES CORDON IS IN LONDON AND HE'S DOING A BIT WITH JOE BIDEN.