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THE HEAT IS ESPECIALLY SHOCKING
IN THE U.K.,

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WE NOW HAVE AN OFFICIAL
TEMPERATURE OF 40 DEGREES

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CELSIUS, THAT IS 104 DEGREES
FAHRENHEIT.

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IT IS PROVISIONALLY THE HOTTEST
DAY THAT THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER

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EXPERIENCED.
>> Z VERY HOT DAY.

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>> OUTSIDE PEPPA'S HOUSE IT WAS
THE U.K.'S HOTTEST DAY ON

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RECORD.
>> PEPPA, COME INSIDE.

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YOU'VE BEEN OUT IN THE HEAT FOR
FAR TOO LONG.

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>> OH WELL, LET'S MAKE SOME
EGGS.

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>> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE
SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!"

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TONIGHT:
IS TONIGHT THE HEAT IS ON.

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PLUS STEPHEN WELCOMES ETHAN
HAWKE AND MUSICAL GUEST

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AND MUSICAL GUEST COURTNEY
BARNETT

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FEATURING JON BATISTE AND
"STAY HUMAN."

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AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE
ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK

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CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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>> Stephen:

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HEY, EVERYBODY!
HEYS WHAT'S GOING ON, Y'ALL.

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THIS IS AWFULLY NICE.
THANK YOU.

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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
THANKS, EVERYBODY.

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THANKS, PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WON'T YOU

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PLEASE POLITELY POP A SQUAT,
WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."

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I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.
LET'S GET TO THE BIG STORY

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EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT.
IT'S MY DOG BENNY'S BIRTHDAY!

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HE'S THREE, WHICH IS 21 IN
DOG YEARS, WHICH MEANS HE CAN

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NOW LEGALLY DRINK.
SO, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STOP

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LETTING HIM DRIVE.
SEEMS LIKE IT WAS JUST YESTERDAY

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THAT WE MET BENNY.
HERE'S FOOTAGE OF HIM JUST DAYS

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OLD-- AND I WANT TO WARN YOU:
IF YOU HAVE SMALL CHILDREN IN

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THE ROOM, LET THEM WATCH,
BECAUSE THIS IS PRETTY CUTE.

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WHY CAN'T THEY STAY PUPPIES
FOREVER?

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OR EVER STOP EATING THE
FURNITURE?

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TO CELEBRATE, I HAD A CAKE MADE
ESPECIALLY FOR BENNY.

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I WANTED IT TO BE SOMETHING
HE LOVED, SO IT'S SHAPED LIKE A

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STRANGER'S CROTCH.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUDDY.

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DADDY LOVES YOU. NOW
HE MIGHT WANT TO STAY INSIDE

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TODAY, BECAUSE IT IS HOT HERE IN
THE CITY.

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BUT IT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO
WHAT'S HAPPENING ACROSS THE POND

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IN THE U.K., WHERE TODAY THEY
HIT A RECORD HIGH OF 40.3

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DEGREES CELSIUS.
WHICH, IN FAHRENHEIT, COMES OUT

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TO...
HOLD ON ONE SECOND, IT'S 40.3

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TIMES NINE DIVIDED BY
FIVE, CARRY THE CADBURY, PLUS OR

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MINUS MARY POPPINS, MULTIPLY BY
MINT JELLY, AND...

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THAT'S FIVE SHILLINGS AND A
CHRISTMAS GOOSE.

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THERE YOU GO.
I CAN NEVER MAKE IT.

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I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.

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THE HEAT'S HITTING THE BRITS
EXTRA HARD, BECAUSE THE BRITS

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AREN'T USED TO EXTREME WEATHER,
AND THE HOUSES, ESPECIALLY OLDER

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ONES, WERE BUILT TO RETAIN
WARMTH.

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LUCKILY, BRITS CAN KEEP COOL
WITH THEIR LIGHT AND REFRESHING

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CUISINE OF POTTED ORGAN MEAT,
BATTERED FISH, AND

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ROOM-TEMPERATURE BEER.
AS A RESULT, THE HEAT WAVE'S

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BROUGHT THE U.K. TO A HALT.
TRAINS SLOWED TO A CRAWL.

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THE BRITISH MUSEUM CLOSED, AND
BUCKINGHAM PALACE CURTAILED THE

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CHANGING OF THE GUARD.
AND THE CAST-IRON CHAINS AND

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PEDESTALS OF THE HAMMERSMITH
BRIDGE WERE WRAPPED IN

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REFLECTIVE FOIL TO SHIELD THEM
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BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THAT
BRIDGE IS GOING TO HAVE AMAZING

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HIGHLIGHTS.
IS THAT ANYTHING NEW WHAT YOU

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HAVE DONE, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
SINCE PEOPLE WITH PALE SKIN AND

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RED HAIR ARE MORE SENSITIVE TO
SUNBURN, ONE THEATER CHAIN IS

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OFFERING BRITAIN'S REDHEADS
FREE MOVIE TICKETS TO DODGE

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EXTREME HEAT.
THOUGH, OF COURSE, THE BEST WAY

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FOR BRITISH REDHEADS TO DODGE
EXTREME HEAT IS MOVING TO

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AMERICA.
TO BEAT THE HEAT, THE

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GOVERNMENT'S ISSUING HELPFUL
TIPS, LIKE: WEAR SUITABLE HEAD

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WEAR; SLOW DOWN WHEN IT'S HOT;
AND, AT HOME, WEAR AS LITTLE

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CLOTHING AS NECESSARY.
BUT CAREFUL NEAR THE STOVE--

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YOU DON'T WANT TO ACCIDENTALLY
BURN YOUR BANGERS AND MASH AND

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END UP WITH SPOTTED DICK.
IT'S NOT JUST EUROPE, BECAUSE

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OVER 100 MILLION PEOPLE IN THE
U.S. ARE UNDER HEAT ALERTS.

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IN FACT, THIS WEEK, "NEARLY 20%
OF THE U.S. POPULATION WILL

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LIKELY SEE A TEMPERATURE AT OR
ABOVE 100 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT."

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REMEMBER WHEN YOU WISHED
EVERYBODY WHO DENIED CLIMATE

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CHANGE WOULD GO TO HELL?
UNFORTUNATELY, HELL CAME TO US.

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IT'S SO HOT RIGHT NOW IN THE
U.S. THAT THIS IS A REAL HEAT

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MAP OF OKLAHOMA.
IT'S NEVER GOOD WHEN YOUR STATE

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LOOKS LIKE A CLOSE-UP IMAGE OF
AN S.T.D.

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LOOKS LIKE A CLOSE-UP IMAGE OF
AN S.T.D.

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I'M SOR-- SORRY MR. JOHNSON, IT
SHOWS YOU HAVE TULSA.

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BUT THIS HEAT MAP DOES EXPLAIN
THE FAMOUS SONG:

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(S "OKLAHOMA" S)
OKLAHOMA!

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WHERE THE SWEAT GOES DRIPPIN'
DOWN YOUR TAINT.

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YOU'VE GOT BURNIN' GRASS
AND BAD SWAMP ASS

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WITH BALLS SO HOT
THAT YOU COULD FAINT.

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THE C.D.C. HAS RELEASED SOME
TIPS FOR STAYING COOL DURING

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THESE HEAT WAVES, INCLUDING:
DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS; AVOID

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HOT AND HEAVY MEALS; AND,
IF YOUR HOME DOES NOT HAVE

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AIR CONDITIONING, GO TO THE
SHOPPING MALL.

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BUT YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO
FIRST EXPLAIN TO EVERYONE UNDER

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30 WHAT A SHOPPING MALL WAS.
KIDS, IT WAS LIKE AN AMAZON YOU

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COULD WALK THROUGH, AND GET FREE
SAMPLES OF CHICKEN TERIYAKI.

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WOW, THERE ARE CHICKEN TERIYAKI
FANS HERE TONIGHT.

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THE HEAT IS AFFECTING MORE THAN
PEOPLE'S HEALTH.

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HERE IN NEW YORK, THE CITY'S
ODOR COMPLAINTS HAVE HIT AN

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ALL-TIME HIGH.
WHICH IS WHY THE STATUE OF

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LIBERTY ISN'T HOLDING A TORCH.
SHE'S LIGHTING A MATCH.

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ACCORDING TO THE CITY, 3-1-1
CALLS WITH ODOR COMPLAINTS HAVE

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RISEN 54% SO FAR THIS YEAR.
YOU CAN CALL THE COPS ON A

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SMELL?
WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO?

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"YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN

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SILENT BUT DEADLY."
ACCORDING TO ONE N.Y.P.D.

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OFFICER, THE STINK IS DUE TO A
"PERFECT STORM" OF HOTTER

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TEMPERATURES AND "ABANDONED
OUTDOOR-DINING SHEDS, WHERE

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PEOPLE ARE THROWING GARBAGE."
ONE RESTAURANT OWNER SAID HE HAD

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TO INSTALL PLEXIGLASS WINDOWS
AND A METAL DOOR ON HIS OUTDOOR

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DINING SHED AFTER HE REPEATEDLY
FOUND PEOPLE "SLEEPING, SHOOTING

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UP, HAVING SEX, AND CRAPPING"
INSIDE.

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THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!
NEW YORKERS ALREADY HAVE A

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PLACE FOR THAT--
IT'S CALLED PENN STATION.

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BUT ONE MAN WHO'S NOT FEELING
THE STINK IS MAYOR ERIC ADAMS,

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WHO WAS ASKED ABOUT IT IN A
PRESS CONFERENCE.

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>> THE NUMBER ONE THING I SMELL
RIGHT NOW IS POT.

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IT'S LIKE EVERYBODY IS SMOKING A
JOINT NOW, YOU KNOW?

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YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY HAS A JOINT.
>> Stephen: HE'S RIGHT, EVERYONE

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IS SMOKING POT IN THE CITY.
AND SOME OF THEM CLEARLY ARE

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SMOKING IT BEFORE GETTING
DRESSED IN THE MORNING.

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>> Stephen: ITS HELL IS GOING
ON.

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HE LOOKS LIKE MORPHEUS BEFORE
LABOR DAY, OR THE LEADER OF A

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"KARATE KID"-THEMED CULT.
SPEAKING OF ODOR, FORMER SENIOR

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PRESIDENTIAL ADVISOR AND STAR OF
MR. TOAD'S WILD D.U.I...

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STEVE BANNON.
AFTER MONTHS OF DELAYS, THIS

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WEEK BANNON'S TRIAL FOR CONTEMPT
OF CONGRESS GOT UNDERWAY.

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IN FACT, THEY'VE ALREADY
RELEASED SOME COURTROOM

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SKETCHES-- HERE ARE THE LAWYERS
MAKING THEIR OPENING ARGUMENTS,

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AND HERE'S BANNON ENJOYING A
LIGHT SNACK.

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UNTIL NOW, BANNON HAD REFUSED TO
TESTIFY TO THE SELECT COMMITTEE,

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CITING EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE.
BUT NOW, BANNON SAYS HE'S

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WILLING TO TESTIFY TO THE
JANUARY 6th COMMITTEE.

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WHY THE SUDDEN FLIP?
WELL, ONE, HE COULD GO JAIL IF

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HE DOESN'T.
AND APPARENTLY, THE FORMER

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PRESIDENT WROTE A LETTER
RELEASING BANNON FROM EXECUTIVE

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PRIVILEGE, REPORTEDLY HOPING
HE'LL GO BEFORE THE COMMITTEE

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AND DEFEND HIM.
FINALLY, BANNON CAN TELL THE

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FORMER PRESIDENT'S SIDE OF THE
STORY!

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"MR. CHAIRMAN, THIS IS ALL A
SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING.

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THE PRESIDENT DIDN'T MEAN TO
GRAB THE STEERING WHEEL FROM THE

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SECRET SERVICE.
HE JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A BIG

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BLACK DONUT!"
I AM A NOT SURE WHAT CHARACTER

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I'M DOING, I'M NOT SURE WHAT
THIS VOICE IS.

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THIS IS MY IMPRESSION OF BANNON,
HERE THEY GO, BIG BLACK DONUT.

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NO IDEA WHAT HE SOUNDS LIKE.
HERE'S THE THING ABOUT THE

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FORMER PRESIDENT RELEASING
BANNON FROM EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE.

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THE FORMER PRESIDENT'S LAWYER
HAS ALREADY TOLD FEDERAL

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INVESTIGATORS THAT THE FORMER
PRESIDENT NEVER ACTUALLY INVOKED

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EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE FOR BANNON.
I MEAN, WOW.

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HE REALLY HUNG BANNON OUT TO
DRY.

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WHICH ISN'T EASY, BECAUSE HE
EXCRETES A THICK LAYER OF SEBUM.

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I HOPE BANNON KEEPS TALKING.
BECAUSE, WHEN HE DOES, IT'S

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MOLTO DELICIOSO.
HERE'S SOME NEWLY-LEAKED AUDIO

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FROM MOTHER JONES, WHERE BANNON
MET WITH CONSERVATIVE ACTIVISTS

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RIGHT BEFORE THE 2020 ELECTION.
AND, PAY CLOSE ATTENTION--

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HE DROPS SOME HINTS ABOUT
HIS BOSS'S PLANS TO SUBVERT

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DEMOCRACY.
IT'S SUBTLE, BUT SEE IF YOU

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CAN FIND THE MOMENT WHEN HE
SPILLS THE BEAN BAG.

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JIM?
>> WHAT TRUMP'S GOING TO DO IS

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JUST DECLARE VICTORY.
RIGHT?

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HE'S GOING TO DECLARE VICTORY.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S A WINNER,

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HE'S JUST GOING TO SAY HE'S A
WINNER.

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THAT'S OUR STRATEGY.
HE'S GOING TO DECLARE HIMSELF A

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WINNER.
IF TRUMP IS LOSING BY 10:00 OR

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11:00 AT NIGHT, IT'S GOING TO BE
EVEN CRAZIER.

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NO, BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO SIT
RIGHT THERE AND SAY "THEY STOLE

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IT."
>> Stephen: HE'S EXPLAINING THE

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WHOLE EVIL PLAN ON TAPE!
THE ONLY WAY THIS COULD HAVE

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BEEN MORE BOND VILLAIN IS IF HE
HAD JOE BIDEN STRAPPED TO A

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LASER TABLE.
WE DWOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU

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TONIGHT.
MY GUEST IS ETHAN HAWKE.

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BUT WHEN WE COME BACK,
"MEANWHILE!"

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JOIN US, WOWNT?

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>> Stephen: EVERYBODY, WELCOME
BACK TO THE LATE SHOW, SAY HELLO

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TO LOUIS AND STAY HUMAN, RIGHT
THERE.

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MAWTION
(APPLAUSE)

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THERE YOU GO, LOUIS.
FEELING GOOD.

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>> FEELING GOOD.
>> Stephen: TONIGHT WE HAVE AN

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EXTRAORDINARY GUEST, ETHAN HAWKE
IS HERE.

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ALL THAT.
ALL THAT, YEAH.

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THERE YOU GO.
ALWAYS WONDERFUL TO TALK TO.

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FOLK, IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW YOU
KNOW I SPEND A LOT OF MY TIME

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RIGHT OVER THERE, CAREFULLY
HARVESTING THE DAY'S BIGGEST,

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FRESHEST NEWS VEGETABLES, FINELY
SLICING AND ARRANGING THEM IN A

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LE CREUSET CASSEROLE, DRIZZLING
IT ALL WITH A FINE XEREAS FAMILY

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KORFI OLIVE OIL, THEN GENTLY
ROASTING IT TO PERFECTION, TO

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SERVE YOU THE GLORIOUS AND
VELVETY RATATOUILLE THAT IS MY

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MONOLOGUE.
BUT SOMETIMES--

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SOMETIMES, FOLKS--
SOMETIMES, I WAKE UP IN THE

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CHIPOTLE I BROKE INTO LAST
NIGHT, SCRAPE THE LETTUCE OUT

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OF A DISCARDED BURRITO BOWL,
STEAL A CARROT FROM A BABY, AND

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PUNCH A SEAGULL FOR ITS PICKLE,
TO PRESENT THE HOBO SALAD BAR OF

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NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT:
"MEANWHILE!"

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NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT:
"MEANWHILE!"

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THERE IS A NEW TREND
MEANWHILE, THERE'S A NEW TREND

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IN THE WORLD OF
DO-IT-YOURSELFERS:

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BUILDING YOUR OWN COFFIN.
SO, THIS IS EITHER A

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LIFE-AFFIRMING HOBBY TO CONFRONT
YOUR OWN MORTALITY AND LIVE IN

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THE MOMENT, OR THE ULTIMATE
ELDERLY PASSIVE AGGRESSION.

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"DON'T WORRY ABOUT CANCELING
LUNCH AGAIN, SON.

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I'LL JUST STAY HOME AND CONTINUE
BUILDING MY OWN COFFIN.

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I SUPPOSE THIS MIGHT GO FASTER
IF I HAD ANY GRANDCHILDREN TO

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HELP ME."
SOME PEOPLE ARE DOING IT TO HELP

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PREPARE FOR DEATH, SOME TO
REMOVE A HASSLE FOR THE FAMILY,

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AND SAY IT'S "EASIER ON THE
BUDGET THAN BUYING A

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COMMERCIALLY-MADE COFFIN,"
BUT CAUTION YOU SHOULD "MAKE

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SURE IT'S STURDY ENOUGH TO HOLD
THE PERSON."

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WELL, WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO
HEAR THAT BEFORE I BLEW $12.99

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ON MY ORIGAMI DEATH CARTON.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE IT THOUGH.

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YOU CAN MICROWAVE IT.
MEANWHILE, AIRLINES ARE ALWAYS

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ON THE LOOKOUT FOR CUTTING-EDGE,
INNOVATIVE WAYS TO MAKE LIFE

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AWFUL, SO THEY'D LIKE YOU TO
"MEET THE DOUBLE-DECKER PLANE

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SEAT."
PERFECT FOR EVERYONE SAYING

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"FLYING ECONOMY IS ALREADY
GREAT, BUT I WISH MY FACE WAS

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CLOSER TO ASS."
MEANWHILE, IT RAINED THIS

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WEEKEND IN NEW YORK CITY, AND
DREW BARRYMORE HAS GONE VIRAL

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FOR SHARING HER EXPERIENCE OF
IT:

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(JOYFUL LAUGH)
>> WHENEVER YOU CAN, GO OUT INTO

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THE RAIN, DO NOT MISS THE
OPPORTUNITY!

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(JOYFUL LAUGH)
>> Stephen: WHAT A LOVELY,

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HEARTWARMING, AND UPLIFTING
PSYCHOTIC BREAK.

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THANK YOU, DREW.
MEANWHILE, IN HAWAII, A

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BEACHSIDE-WEDDING RECEPTION WAS
INTERRUPTED BY A MASSIVE WAVE.

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JIM?
(WAVE CRASHES)

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(MUMBLES)
>> OH!

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THIS IS COMING OVER, FOR SURE.
OH!

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OH-HO-HO!
>> Stephen: WELL, THEY GOT THEIR

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SOMETHING BLUE.
MEANWHILE, IN NEW ZEALAND, THERE

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HAVE BEEN CALLS TO TIGHTEN AN
ACTUAL LAW THAT, UP UNTIL NOW,

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HAS ALLOWED PEOPLE OUT CAMPING
TO, LET'S SAY, DROP A STEAMING

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KIWI IN A FIELD, AS LONG AS THE
PERSON CAN SHOW THEY HAD

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REASONABLE GROUNDS FOR BELIEVING
THEY WERE NOT BEING OBSERVED.

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YEP.
REMINDS ME OF THAT INSPIRATIONAL

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THROW PILLOW:
"POOP LIKE NO ONE'S WATCHING."

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WOMAN WELL HE A BE RIGHT BACK
WITH ETHAN HAWKE.

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>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

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MY GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACTOR,
NOVELIST, DIRECTOR, AND

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SCREENWRITER YOU KNOW FROM
"BOYHOOD," "FIRST REFORMED," AND

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"MOON KNIGHT."
NOW HE'S DIRECTED "THE LAST

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MOVIE STARS," A DOCUMENTARY
ABOUT PAUL NEWMAN AND JOANNE

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WOODWARD.
>> IT'S HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF

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PAGE, I'M TRYING TO ASK ALL MY
FRIENDS TO MAKE THESE AUDIOS

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COME ALIVE, I'M TRYING TO TURN
IT INTO KIND OF LIKE A PLAY WITH

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VOICES, A COMMUNITY LOOKING BACK
SOCKS THAT IS WHAT I AM DOING

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HERE WITH YOU, AND SAMMY
ROCKWELL IS GOING TO READ THE

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DIRECTOR OF COOL HAND LUKE.
>> JOANNE WOODWARD.

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KAREN ALLEN IS PLAYING JOANNE'S
STEP MOTHER.

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>> SCOTT "HAMILTON" IS GOING TO
READ THE DIRECTOR OF THE STING.

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>> VINCENT DEN OVARYO, GEORGE
CLOONEY AGREED TO READ PAUL.

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PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE
SHOW," ETHAN HAWKE!

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PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE
SHOW," ETHAN HAWKE!

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>> THERE YOU GO.
>> HEY ETHAN.

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>> THAT'S SO NICE.
I APPRECIATE IT, YOU GUYS.

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>> THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
>> NICE TO SEE YOU.

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>> Stephen: ALWAYS LOVELY TO
YOU HAVE HERE.

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I GOT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS
DOCUMENTARY, TELL US A LITTLE

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BIT ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING IN
THAT CLIP THERE.

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BECAUSE I THINK AS GREAT AS AN
ACTOR AS YOU ARE, WE DON'T

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NECESSARILY ASSOCIATE YOU WITH
PAUL NEWMAN AND JOANNE WOODWARD.

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AND I'M CURIOUS HOW THIS CAME TO
BE AND WHAT THE HECK IS ACTUALLY

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HAPPENING IN THAT CLIP.
>> THAT IS MY JOB TO TILL.

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ALL RIGHT WHERE TO BEGIN, OKAY,
IN MY APARTMENT I HAD FINISHED

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TAKING A SHOWER.
THE PHONE RINGS.

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I NORMALLY DON'T ANSWER T IT
JUST HAPPENS OVER THE YEARS BUT

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I THOUGHT WHAT IS THIS.
AND HI, I AM'S PAUL AND JOANNE'S

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DAUGHTER, WE MET A COUPLE OF
TIMES, OH YEAH, HI, SOMEONE, A

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FRIEND OF FRIEND GAVE THE
NUMBER, WOULD YOU DIRECT A

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DOCUMENTARY ABOUT MY PARENTS.
I WAS LIKE SHOULDN'T YOU CALL A

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DOCUMENTARIAN.
I MEAN-- .

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>> Stephen: WOW, YES.
>> AND SHE WAS LIKE WELL, MY

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PARENTS OVER THE YEARS HAVE COME
TO REPRESENT A KIND OF ICON OF

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CELEBRITY BUT THEY DEDICATED
THEIR LIFE TO THE PERFORMING

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ARTS.
AND THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE FAMOUS

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FOR IS FOR BEING GREAT ACTORS
AND WE THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A

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COOL IDEA IF ANOTHER ACTOR
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AND SO I TRIED TO FIGURE OUT HOW
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YOU KNOW.
>> Stephen: WHAT AN HONOR.

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>> I'M SO GLAD YOU THOUGHT OF ME
BUT YEAH,-- SURE, I WILL DO THAT

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AND I LOOKED OVER AT MY WIFE AND
SHE WAS LIKE OH MY GOD.

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I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HIJACK MY
BRAIN, YOU KNOW T IS SUCH, THEY

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ARE TWO HUGE CAREERS, 50 YEAR
CAER ROOSE, 50 YEAR LOVE AFFAIR.

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THESE ARE CIVIL ACTIVISTS, THEY
ARE FAMILY PEOPLE, THEY ARE

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LOVES, LIKE GREAT LOVES OF EACH
OTHER.

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AND THEY MADE MEANINGFUL
SUBSTANTIVE ART FOR 60 YEARS,

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THAT IS THE CHURCH OF MY CHOICE,
RIGHT.

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AND YOU KNOW, SO I THOUGHT I HAD
TO DO IT, MY WIFE THEN SAID TO

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ME ALL RIGHT I'LL HELP YOU AS
LONG AS YOU PROMISE NOT TO PUT

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YOURSELF IN IT.
I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO-- GET

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SOMEBODY NICE TO DOT NARRATOR,
DON'T INSERT YOURSELF ALL OVER

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IT DON'T TURN THIS INTOING IS
SOME-- .

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>> Stephen: YOUR WIFE DOESN'T
THINK ARE YOU NICE.

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>> SHE THINKS I AM NICE, SHE
LOVES ME BUT, THE POINT IS SHE

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WAS LIKE LET'S' FOCUS THIS,
BECAUSE WE'VE MADE ONE OTHER

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LITTLE DOCUMENTARY CALLED-- THAT
WE ARE REALLY PROUD OF.

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BUT SHE WAS ALWAYS, I INSERTED
MYSELF IN THAT DOCUMENTARY AND

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SHE WAS LIKE YOU GOT TO MAKE IT
ABOUT THEM.

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DON'T MAKE IT ABOUT YOU.
DEFINITELY AGREED, SHAKE HANDS.

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OKAY.
I KNOW THIS IS THE LONGEST FIRST

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ANSWER TO A QUESTION EVER.
>> Stephen: I GOT NOTHING

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ELSE.
>> OKAY, SO HERE IS WHAT

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HAPPENED, ALL RIGHT, TO THE
FAMILY, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

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WELL, THEY HAD SOMETHING REALLY
AMAZING WHICH WAS PAUL HAD SET

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OUT TO WRITE A MEMOIR ABOUT 1986
TO 1981 AND HE AND HIS BEST

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FRIEND WHO WAS A FAMOUS
SCREENWRITER, HE WROTE REBEL

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WITHOUT A CAUSE AND A LOT OF
OTHER GREAT MOVIES WAS LIKE ALL

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RIGHT, HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GOING
TO DO WE'LL INTERVIEW OUR

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CLOSEST FRIENDS, WE'LL INTERVIEW
CASSAN,ALITYMAN, JOHN HUSTON,

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ALL OF THE GREAT LITTLE AM
MAKERS YOU WORKED WITH, AND ALSO

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INTERVIEW YOUR EX-WIFE, THE
NANNY, THE CLEANING LADY, WE'LL

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INTERVIEW EVERYBODY AND PAUL HAD
THIS IDEA CUZ WE DON'T LIVE IN A

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VACUUM.
WE DON'T LIVE IN ISOLATION.

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WE LIVE IN RELATIONSHIP TO OTHER
PEOPLE.

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>> Stephen: AND WE OFTEN
REWRITE OUR OWN STORY FROM OUR

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OWN POINT OF VIEW AN DON'T KNOW
THE TRUTH.

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>> AND HE WANTED TO DO THIS
COLLECTION OF ENCOMPASSING OTHER

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PEOPLE'S POINTS OF VIEW.
>> EXACTLY.

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>> AND THE PROBLEM IS, HE THEN
GOT COMPLETELY BORED OR

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IRRITATED WITH THE PROJECT AND
HE JUST GOT, YOU KNOW,

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APPARENTLY TOOK THEM TO THE DUMP
AND SET THEM ON FIRE, THE

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AUDIENCE, HE BURNED ALL THE
AUDIOTAPES.

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>> YEAH, HE BURNED MOST OF THEM.
WE FOUND A COUPLE BUT THEY WERE

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UNUSABLE BUT WE HAD THE
TRANSCRIPT TO, YOU KNOW, STEWART

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HAD WRITTEN THEM DOWN.
>> WHAT KIND OF-- HOW MANY PAGES

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ARE THEY?
>> THOUSANDS.

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I MEAN THOUSANDS.
AND THAT'S WHAT MI SHOWING BILLY

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IN THAT CLIP.
WHAT I STARTED DOING, ALL RIGHT,

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YOU ARE AN ACTOR, WHY DON'T WE
JUST-- I DON'T HAVE THE AUDIO

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RECORDINGS BUT WHY DON'T WE
RERECORD THEM AND I WILL-- SO I

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GOT ON ZOOM WITH BILLY AND ON
ZOOM WITH ROCKWELL, STARTED WITH

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FRIENDS, JUST PLAY THIS PART.
READ THIS OUTLOUD AND I WILL TRY

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TO CUT SOMETHING TOGETHER WITH
IT AND THEN MY EDITOR STARTED

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GOING, I'M REALLY INTRIGUED BY
LISTENING TO YOU TALK ABOUT IT I

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PROMISED MY WIFE I CAN'T INBE
THE NARRATOR.

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THIS IS NO FLY ZONE RIGHT HERE.
>> LET ME JUST TRY SO WE LEFT IT

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IN, FOR A LITTLE WHILE AND THEN
I SCREENED AN EARLY CUT FROM MY

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WIFE AND SHE WAS LIKE, JUST
LEAVE IT IT'S WORKING.

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I WAS LIKE YES!
YOU CALLED THE LAST MOVIE STARS,

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AND WHY DO YOU CALL IT THAT?
WITNESSES GORE INDIVIDUALAL FOR

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THOSE THAT DON'T KNOW, NATIONAL
BOOK AWARD-WINNING NOVELIST,

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WRITER, THINKER EXTRAORDINARY
WAS ONE OF THEIR CLOSEST

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FRIENDS.
AND HE WAS A VERY RADICAL PERSON

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AND VERY INTERESTING THINKER.
AND IN HIS TRANSCRIPT WHEN THEY

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INTERVIEWED HIM, THAT IS WHAT HE
CALLED THEM.

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I WAS KIND OF HYPNOTIZED BY
THAT.

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I DIDN'T REALLY THINK OF THEM AS
MOVIE STARS, THEY ARE ACTOR.

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THEY ARE NOT MOVIE STARS LIKE
THAT.

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AND BUT HE WENT ON TO GO THAT AS
THE WORLD IS EXPANDING AND THE

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POWER OF CINEMA IS CHANGING,
WE'RE WATCHING THINGS, A MILLION

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SHOWS COME OUT EVERY WEEKEND,
WHEN A PAUL NEWMAN MOVIE CAME

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OUT, IT WAS A GIANT EVENT.
YOU KNOW, THERE WAS MANY, MANY

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EXPONENTIAL MOVIES RELEASED EACH
YEAR T SAY CULTURAL EVENT WHEN

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SOMEBODY WOULD MAKE A MOVIE.
THERE WAS A LOT OF ARTISTRY PUT

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INTO IT AND A LOT OF THOUGHT PUT
INTO IT.

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HE THOUGHT THEY WERE THE LAST
GENERATION TO BE RAISED AND

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NURTURED THE WAY THAT KATHARINE
HEPBURN, CARREY GRANT THAT OLD

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SCHOOL HOLLYWOOD, THEY WERE THE
LAST ONES THAT DID THAT,.

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>> Stephen: I'M GETTING A
PHOTO OF THEM TO REMIND

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EVERYBODY, 1951.
>> AND THIS IS A TIME PERIOD,

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YOU KNOW, WHAT HE GOES ON TO SAY
IS THAT IN THE 50S, LOOK, THEY

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WERE IN CLASSICS LISTEN TO THIS,
THEY ARE IN CLASS WITH MARLON,

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ACTING CLASS, ACTORS STUDIO, THE
50S WITH MARLON BRANDO, JAMES

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DEAN, GERALDINE PAIGE, MARILYN
MONROE, THIS UNBELIEVABLE-- THEY

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ARE ALL UNBELIEVABLE AND THEY
CHANGED STORYTELLING.

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THEY CHANGED THE WAY WE MADE
MOVIES.

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THAT WAS THEIR GENERATION.
AND WHEN HE IS TALKING ABOUT,

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WHEN THEY STARTED ACTING, THERE
WERE WORLD FAMOUS ACTING

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TEACHERS, YOU KNOW, YOU AT
SANFORD MMISNER, FAMOUS PEOPLE,

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NOW WE'RE MAKING ALL THESE
MOVIES AND NOBODY WHO TEACHES

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THAT IS FAMOUS.
IT IS A CULTURE OF CELEBRITY AS

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OPPOSED TO A CULTURE THAT REALLY
RESPECTS THE ART OF IT.

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>> THAT IS WHAT GORE
INDIVIDUALAL WAS GETTING AT.

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>> I'M CURIOUS WHAT YOU THINK,
AS SOMEBODY WHO IS, YOU ARE A

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MOVIE STAR IN YOUR OWN RIGHT BUT
WELL RESPECTED ACTOR.

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>> BUT YOU KNOW, WE KNOW FROM
YOU A LOT OF YOUR INDEPENDENT

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FILMS, LESS AS MOVIE STARS, MORE
GLITZY THAN THAT, NOT THAT YOU

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CAN'T PUT IT ALL IF YOU WANT TO,
OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN BE ANYTHING

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YOU WANT TO.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

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>> Stephen: BUT WHAT DO YOU
THINK, FROM WATCHING THIS, MAYBE

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FROM DOING THIS MOVIE, DO YOU
HAVE A DIFFERENT IDEA BETWEEN A

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MOVIE STAR AND ACTOR IS, OR IS
THERE A DIFFERENCE AND MOVIE

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STAR IS MERELY SUCCESSES.
>> THE TRUE GREATS, YOU KNOW, I

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THE TRUE FIRST-- ARE THE PEOPLE
THAT ARE BOTH.

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DENZEL WASHINGTON IS BOTH.
PAUL NEWMAN, WAS BOTH.

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AND THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT REST
ON THEIR IMAGE OR THEY BECOME

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KIND OF A BRAND AND THEY ARE
SELLING SOMETHING AND THEY

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BECOME MORE OF A PRODUCT, AND
THEN THEY BECOME A PERFORMING

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ART, YOU KNOW, OR THAT IS THE
FOCUS OF THEIR LIFE IS

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EXPRESSING THEMSELVES.
CERTAIN PEOPLE CAN DO IT AT A

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VERY HIGH LEVEL FOR A LONG TIME
AND THAT'S VERY, VERY RARE.

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AND I THINK WHAT IS BEAUTIFUL TO
ME ABOUT PAUL AND JOANNE IS

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JOANNE WAS THE QUINTESSENTIAL
ACTORS ACTRESS, SHE TAUGHT

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ACTING, SHE RAN A THEATRE
COMPANY, YEAH, SHE WON AN OSCAR.

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YES, SHE HAD A LOT OF THOSE KIND
OF ANCILLARY ELEMENTS OF SUCCESS

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BUT SHE WAS A TRUE BLUE LOVE OF
THE GRAFT OF ACTING SHE WAS ON

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THE CAROL BURN ET SHOW, WEAR A
FUNNY WIG, DO SOMETHING SERIOUS

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AN WORKED FOR SCORSESE.
SHE WANTED TO ACT.

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PAUL WAS A CINEMA LUMINARY, HE
IS A MOVIE STAR, BRANDS-- .

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>> Stephen: I'M SHOWING
ANOTHER PHOTO.

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I THINK THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL PHOTOGRAPH EVER TAKEN

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OF A MAN, AND THIS IS HIM IN
'63.

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00:28:56,835 --> 00:29:02,740
>> ON HIS WAY TO THE PREMIER OF
HUD, ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES

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OF ALL TIME.
>> Stephen: THAT SAY MOVIE

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00:29:04,642 --> 00:29:05,710
STAR.
>> THAT SAY MOVIE STAR RIGHT

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00:29:05,777 --> 00:29:07,312
THERE.
WHEN I WAS KUGHT THE MOVIE

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00:29:07,378 --> 00:29:11,816
TOGETHER I ACCIDENTALLY PUT THAT
PHOTO IN LIKE 17 TIMES.

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00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:16,020
I WAS LIKE, ANOTHER TIME MY WIFE
WAS LIKE TAKE IT EASY WITH THAT

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00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:17,288
PHOTO, OKAY.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A

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QUICK BREAK BUT WE WILL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH MORE MR. ETHAN HAWKE,

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00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:22,961
EVERYBODY.
STICK AROUND.

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00:29:33,771 --> 00:29:35,673
>> Stephen: EVERYBODY, WELCOME
BACK.

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00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:38,343
I'M SITTING HERE WITH THE
DIRECTIONER OF THE NEW DOCUMENT

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00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:40,545
AIR THE LAST MOVIE STARS PLRKS
ETHAN HAWKE.

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00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:43,648
ETHAN, THEY SAY DON'T MEET YOUR
HEROES.

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00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:45,416
AND THEY SEEM LIKE HEROES TO
YOU.

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00:29:45,483 --> 00:29:48,553
AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAD ANY
PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM

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00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,488
BEFORE WORKING ON THIS.
BUT WHAT DID YOU LEARN ABOUT

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00:29:50,555 --> 00:29:57,562
THEM AND IS THERE ANYTHING YOU
WISH YOU HNTS LEARNED?

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00:29:57,629 --> 00:30:02,367
>> WE WORKED REALLY HARD.
WE WORKED ALL THE TIME.

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00:30:02,433 --> 00:30:06,371
THEY PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO
WHAT THEY DID.

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00:30:06,437 --> 00:30:09,240
SOMEBODY BACKSTAGE IS TELLING ME
THEY PRESENTED ANSAWARD TO HIM.

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00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:12,443
THEY WERE A MEMBER.
THEY GAVE AWAY SO MUCH MORE

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00:30:12,510 --> 00:30:16,915
MONEY THAN THEY HAD.
IT IS ONE THING TO HEAR THESE

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00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:18,416
BILLIONAIRES GAVE AWAY A HUNDRED
MILLION DOLLARS.

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00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:21,052
THESE PEOPLE GAVE AWAY HUNDREDS
OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

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00:30:21,119 --> 00:30:24,155
THEY DIDN'T HAVE VERY MUCH.
THEY GAVE AWAY EXPONENTIALLY

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00:30:24,222 --> 00:30:28,059
MORE MONEY THAN THEY POSSESSED.
THEY WERE RADICAL IN THAT WAY.

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00:30:28,126 --> 00:30:30,828
THEY SAW THEMSELVES AS MEMBERS
OF THE COMMUNITY.

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00:30:30,895 --> 00:30:34,232
WHEN I STARTED A THEATRE COMPANY
WITH MY FRIENDS I WAS LIKE 21.

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00:30:34,299 --> 00:30:41,039
I WENT UP TO JOANNE AT THE
PREMIER OF QUIZ SHOW, THIS IS A

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00:30:41,105 --> 00:30:45,510
TRUE STORY.
I DIDN'T DARE TALK TO PAUL BUT

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00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:48,513
WENT UP TO HERE, I WAS STARTING
A THEATRE COMPANY.

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00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,982
SHE SAID DO YOU HAVE NONFOR
PROFIT STATUS.

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00:30:51,049 --> 00:30:55,420
I DO, I DO.
YOU CAN PROVE T I DO, I'M IN THE

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LYING, HAVE I IT, SHE SAID OKAY,
THIS IS THE NUMBER OF MY

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00:30:58,590 --> 00:31:00,792
ASSISTANTS, CALL ME AND WE'LL
MAKE A DONATION.

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00:31:00,858 --> 00:31:08,032
AND I WAS THINKING $100, AND WE
GOT $10,000, AND $20,000 NEXT

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00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:12,971
YEAR.
>> Stephen: HOLY [BLEEP], I

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00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:17,442
START AID NONFOR PROFIT WHEN I
WAS 21.

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00:31:17,508 --> 00:31:19,844
>> IT WAS A GAME CHANGER, I
COULD BUILD A PRODUCTION ON THAT

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00:31:19,911 --> 00:31:21,045
MONEY.
WHEN YOU SEE, I FOUND MY OWN

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00:31:21,112 --> 00:31:23,648
PLAY BILL AND YOU SEE THE LIST
OF DONOR, MOM, DAD, ALL OUR

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00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:26,517
PARENTS, AND THEN THE FINAL
DONOR, BECAUSE YOU DO LIST THE

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00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:31,689
THING AND THERE IS ONLY ONE, YOU
KNOW, PAUL NEWMAN AND JOANNE

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00:31:31,756 --> 00:31:35,460
WOODWARD, THEY WERE OUR BIGGEST
DONOR BY FAR.

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00:31:35,526 --> 00:31:39,430
BUT I MINGED IT, THAT IS THE
IMPACT THEY HAD ON ME, AND MY

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00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:42,367
FRIENDS AND MY GROUP OF PEOPLE.
AND THEY WERE DOING THIS EVERY

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00:31:42,433 --> 00:31:45,803
DAY ALL OVER THE CITY, ALL OVER
THE COUNTRY.

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00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:47,438
>> Stephen: AND YOU DIDN'T
WANT TO HEAR THAT.

447
00:31:47,505 --> 00:31:48,606
>> I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE IT ACCUSES

448
00:31:48,673 --> 00:31:53,878
YOU OF NOT WORKING HARD ENOUGH?
>>

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00:31:53,945 --> 00:32:01,986
>> Stephen: WE CAN DO BETTER.
WE CAN.

450
00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:04,489
TASK'S TOUGH.
IT'S TOUGH TO KNOW.

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00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:08,459
>> WHEN I FOUND OUT, YOU WANT TO
FIND OUT, OH, YOU KNOW, WHAT A

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00:32:08,526 --> 00:32:13,631
BUM, HE TOOK OFF FIVE YEARS IN
CANCUN, NO, LIKE WORKING FOR NEW

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00:32:13,698 --> 00:32:18,436
CLEAR DISARM AMENT, IN THE 70S
SHE IS WORKING TO GET PEOPLE TO

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00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:21,739
RECYCLE.
I MEAN THEY WERE OUT THERE ALL

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00:32:21,806 --> 00:32:23,341
THE TIME.
>> Stephen: WE'RE GOING TO

456
00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:26,177
TAKE A QUICK BREAK, STICK
AROUND, WE'LL BE TALKING TO MORE

457
00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:28,413
ETHAN HAWKE WHEN WE COME BACK,
EVERYBODY.

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00:32:37,989 --> 00:32:40,725
>> Stephen: YOU KNOW HE IS IN
VENICE.

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00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:44,329
>> YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE
EVERYTHING YOU WANT.

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00:32:44,395 --> 00:32:51,169
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
LOOK, IT'S ETHAN HAWKE.

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00:32:51,235 --> 00:32:53,171
MR. HAWKE.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING

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00:32:53,237 --> 00:32:55,440
THAT YOU ARE THINKING OF DOING,
THAT IS OUT THERE.

463
00:32:55,506 --> 00:32:59,143
AND I REALLY LIKE THIS IDEA,
TELL THE PEOPLE ABOUT THIS

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00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:00,278
LETTER.
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW, I DON'T

465
00:33:00,345 --> 00:33:04,515
KNOW MUCH ABOUT IT YET.
>> I PITCHED STEPHEN THIS IDEA,

466
00:33:04,582 --> 00:33:08,453
I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK FOR YOU,
BUT I KNOW YOU WERE RAISED

467
00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:11,656
CATHOLIC.
>> Stephen: MI STILL, IT TOOK.

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00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:16,928
>> IT TOOK.
AND I AM EPISCOPALIAN.

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00:33:16,994 --> 00:33:21,299
>> Stephen: ONE POPE AWAY.
>> WE ARE WANNA BE CATHOLIC, MY

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00:33:21,366 --> 00:33:23,968
MOTHER ALWAYS SAY WANNA BE CATH
CATHOLICS, HE DON'T WANT TO DOT

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00:33:24,035 --> 00:33:25,903
HARD WORK AND WE WANT TO GET
DIVORCED THAT SOUR THING.

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00:33:25,970 --> 00:33:32,110
I WAG RAISED ON THE GREAT
CATHOLIC WRITERS AND THINKERS

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00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:36,581
AND WHEN POPE FRANCIS WAS
ELECTED, I WAS SO IMPRESS THAT

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00:33:36,647 --> 00:33:42,653
HE TOOK THE NAME OF FRANCIS OF
ASSISI BECAUSE WHEN YOU READ

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00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,823
ABOUT THE GREAT CHRISTIAN
THINKERS THROUGHOUT TIME,

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00:33:45,890 --> 00:33:51,396
FRANCIS OF ASSIS IS A REALLY
STAGGERING PERSON AND HI THIS

477
00:33:51,462 --> 00:33:57,835
IDEA THAT I WANTED TO WRITE THE
PPE AND SAY TO HIM THAT FRANCIS

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00:33:57,902 --> 00:34:02,440
OF ASSIS MARCHED ACROSS THE DE
SETTER TO A BATTLE FIELD AND TRY

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00:34:02,507 --> 00:34:07,145
TO HAVE AUDIENCE WITH-- DID HE
THIS HUGE ACT OF PIECE AND HE

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00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:11,382
SHOULD HAVE BEEN CULLED BY THE
SUL TANS DIDN'T KILL HIM, STRUCK

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00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:14,886
HIM AS A HOLY MAN, TOOK CARE OF
HIM, TOOK CARE OF HIM.

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00:34:14,952 --> 00:34:20,925
HE WASN'T ABLE TO END THE WAR
BUT IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL ACT AND I

483
00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:25,696
FEEL LIKE POPE FRANCIS SHOULD
TAKE HIS NAME SAKE AND IF HE

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00:34:25,763 --> 00:34:29,400
WOULD DO IT, IF HE WOULD LEAD A
MARCH FROM BELARUS TO MARIUPOL

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00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:36,274
AND WE WOULD ALL GO AND WE COULD
BRING THE REFUGEE TO THEIR HOME

486
00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:38,476
AND PRIESTS AND RABBIS AND WE
COULD ALL GO AND SAY YOU HAVE TO

487
00:34:38,543 --> 00:34:41,712
STOP KILLING CHILDREN.
YOU HAVE TO STOP KILLING.

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00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:44,682
CHOICE SHOULDN'T BE WHETHER TO
ESCALATE THE WAR OR FOR

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00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:47,919
DEMOCRACY TO FAIL.
I FEEL LIKE THE GROWN UPS OF THE

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00:34:47,985 --> 00:34:51,055
WORLD NEED TO STAND UP AND SAY
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BOMB AND

491
00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:52,457
KILL CHILDREN.
ARE YOU NOT ALLOWED TO DO IT.

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00:34:52,523 --> 00:34:55,860
YOU HAVE TO BEHAVE LIKE A GROIN
UP.

493
00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:59,330
AND THAT WAY WE COO FOCUS OUR
ENERGY ON TAKING CARE OF THE

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00:34:59,397 --> 00:35:02,300
PLANET AND ADDRESS THE REAL
CRISIS THAT ARE HAPPENING RIGHT

495
00:35:02,366 --> 00:35:05,803
NOW INSTEAD OF MAKING THEM UP.
>> IF YOU FEEL IT IS HARD TO

496
00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:08,639
FIND A MORAL AUTHORITY THAT
PEOPLE CAN AGREE ON.

497
00:35:08,706 --> 00:35:11,509
>> EXACTLY, THANK YOU.
THE REASON WHY I KEEP THINKING

498
00:35:11,576 --> 00:35:16,414
ABOUT WHERE THE VOICE FOR
NONVIOLENCE IS, WHERE IS MARTIN

499
00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:21,319
LUTHER KING WHERE IS MOTHER
THERESA, NELSON MANDELA, WHERE

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00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:26,557
ARE THE VOICES OF PEOPLE THAT
ASK US TO JOIN TOGETHER AND I

501
00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:30,862
FEEL LIKE IS HE ONE OF THE VERY
FEW PEOPLE CAN I THINK OF THAT

502
00:35:30,928 --> 00:35:36,934
HAS THAT MORAL AUTHORITY.
I'M KIND OF SENDING A MESSAGE

503
00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:39,470
THROUGH THE AIRWAVES.
>> Stephen: I'M SURE THE POPE

504
00:35:39,537 --> 00:35:43,207
IS WATCHING.
>> THE FILE AT THE VATICAN

505
00:35:43,274 --> 00:35:47,178
WEBSITE WHERE YOU SEND IT IN, I
FEEL LIKE IT COULD GET LOST.

506
00:35:47,245 --> 00:35:50,381
>> Stephen.
>> TRANSLATED, MI GOING TO REACH

507
00:35:50,448 --> 00:35:53,284
HIM SDZ ETHAN, LOVELY TO SIGH,
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING

508
00:35:53,351 --> 00:35:54,752
HERE.
>> THANK YOU.

509
00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:59,457
>> Stephen: THE LAST MOVIE
STARS IS AVAILABLE THURSDAY ON

510
00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:00,157
HBO MAX
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A

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00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:02,293
PERFORMANCE BY COURTNEY BARNETT.

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00:36:23,581 --> 00:36:25,816
>> Stephen: PERFORMING "BEFORE
YOU GOTTA GO" FROM HER ALBUM,

513
00:36:25,883 --> 00:36:31,856
"THINGS TAKE TIME, TAKE TIME,"
COURTNEY BARNETT!

514
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:42,700
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪

515
00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:45,836
♪ BEFORE YOU GOTTA GO
GO, GO, GO

516
00:36:45,903 --> 00:36:48,205
♪ I WANTED YOU TO KNOW
KNOW, KNOW, KNOW

517
00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:55,546
♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS ON MY MIND
YOU'RE ALWAYS ON MY MIND

518
00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:57,748
♪ IF SOMETHING WERE TO
HAPPEN, MY DEAR

519
00:36:57,815 --> 00:37:01,819
♪ I WOULDN'T WANT THE
LAST WORDS YOU HEAR

520
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:07,792
♪ TO BE UNKIND
TO BE UNKIND

521
00:37:07,858 --> 00:37:19,837
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ SAID SOME CARELESS THINGS

522
00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:26,577
WHO WAS WRONG REMAINS UNCLEAR
♪ PRIDE LIKE POISON

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00:37:26,644 --> 00:37:31,816
ALWAYS KEEPING SCORE
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE

524
00:37:31,882 --> 00:37:37,788
TO SLAM THE DOOR
♪ ♪ ♪

525
00:37:37,855 --> 00:37:42,393
♪ BEFORE YOU GOTTA GO
GO, GO, GO

526
00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:47,932
♪ I WANTED YOU TO KNOW
KNOW, KNOW, KNOW

527
00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:55,106
♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS ON MY MIND
YOU'RE ALWAYS ON MY MIND

528
00:37:55,172 --> 00:37:59,844
♪ IF SOMETHING WERE TO
HAPPEN, MY DEAR

529
00:37:59,910 --> 00:38:03,914
♪ I WOULDN'T WANT THE
LAST WORDS YOU HEAR

530
00:38:03,981 --> 00:38:07,852
♪ TO BE UNKIND
TO BE UNKIND

531
00:38:07,918 --> 00:38:22,800
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ DON'T YOU KNOW I'M

532
00:38:22,867 --> 00:38:24,201
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ DON'T YOU KNOW I'M

533
00:38:24,268 --> 00:38:31,842
NOT YOUR ENEMY?
♪ MAYBE LET'S CUT OUT CAFFEINE

534
00:38:31,909 --> 00:38:43,087
TOMORROW'S TOO
♪ LATE TO REMINISCE

535
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:49,827
CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS
♪ ♪ ♪

536
00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:56,600
♪ BEFORE YOU GOTTA GO
GO, GO, GO

537
00:38:56,667 --> 00:39:00,004
♪ I WANTED YOU TO KNOW
KNOW, KNOW, KNOW

538
00:39:00,071 --> 00:39:06,744
♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS ON MY MIND
YOU'RE ALWAYS ON MY MIND

539
00:39:06,811 --> 00:39:07,678
♪ IF SOMETHING WERE TO
HAPPEN, MY DEAR

540
00:39:07,745 --> 00:39:11,949
♪ I WOULDN'T WANT THE
LAST WORDS YOU HEAR

541
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:15,920
♪ TO BE UNKIND
TO BE UNKIND

542
00:39:15,986 --> 00:39:30,868
♪ ♪ ♪

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00:39:30,935 --> 00:39:32,136
♪ ♪ ♪

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00:39:33,838 --> 00:39:39,910
♪ MONEY
DOWN THE DRAIN

545
00:39:39,977 --> 00:39:46,751
♪ FUNNY
HOW THINGS CHANGE

546
00:39:46,817 --> 00:39:51,956
♪ YOU GOT TO
GET AWAY

547
00:39:52,022 --> 00:39:58,362
♪ YEAH, I KNOW
AND I DON'T BLAME

548
00:39:58,429 --> 00:39:59,997
♪ YOU
♪ ♪ ♪

549
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:14,945
♪ ♪ ♪
♪

550
00:40:15,012 --> 00:40:17,047
♪ ♪ ♪
♪

551
00:40:17,114 --> 00:40:20,651
COURTNEY BARNETT, EVERYBODY!
THAT'S IT FOR THE LATE SHOW.

552
00:40:20,718 --> 00:40:21,418
GOOD NIGHT.