1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:06,439 FRIENDS COVERING THE HILL REE CLINTON EMAIL CONTROVERSY. 2 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:08,575 >> PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN PUSHING FOR A DEEPER 3 00:00:08,641 --> 00:00:10,977 INVESTIGATION TO HILARY CLINTON AND HER EMAILS. 4 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:14,247 >> HILLARY CLINTON'S EMAILS. >> HILARY CLINTON AND HER E 5 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:15,615 MAILT. >> THE SUBPOENAED EMAILS. 6 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:18,184 >> DO YOU THINK YOU HEARD THE LAST THING ABOUT HILARY 7 00:00:18,251 --> 00:00:20,086 CLINTON'S EMAILS? WELL, THINK AGAIN. 8 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:22,789 >> HER EMAIL SCANDAL. >> HER EMAILS. 9 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,991 >> EMAILS. >> HER EMAIL PROBE. 10 00:00:25,058 --> 00:00:28,995 >> AND NOW AN ACTUAL RECAP OF EVERYTHING FOX-AND-FRIENDS SAID 11 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:32,499 STOWED ABOUT THE SECRET SERVICE ERASING ALL TEXT MESSAGES FROM 12 00:00:32,565 --> 00:00:37,737 JANUARY 6th. >> WHERE IS YOUR NECKTIE, BRIAN. 13 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:40,340 >> I SPILLED COFFEE ON IT. >> ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE THAT 14 00:00:40,407 --> 00:00:44,878 LIKES THE LARGER GLASSES. >>S NO LOOK GOOD ON YOU. 15 00:00:44,944 --> 00:00:46,312 >> OH, SEE? >> I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE NEVER 16 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:49,082 HAD A DANCE LESSON. >> NEVER. 17 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:52,318 >> YOU JUST MOVE BECAUSE THE MUSIC MOVES YOU. 18 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:57,891 >> THEN TURN AROUND. >> GUESS WHAT, BRIAN, IT'S 19 00:00:57,957 --> 00:01:03,263 NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY TODAY. >> IT'S THE LATE SHOW WITH 20 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:15,275 STEPHEN COLBERT. TONIGHT, STEPHEN WELCOMES ICE-T 21 00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:24,451 AND MICHAEL POLLAN WITH SPECIAL MUSICAL GUEST RACHAEL PRICE 22 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:28,588 FEATURING JOHN BATTISTE AND STAY HUMAN AND NOW LIVE ON TAPE FROM 23 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:37,297 THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 24 00:01:37,363 --> 00:01:52,245 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: HEY, HELLO, HELLO, 25 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:55,215 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: HEY, HELLO, HELLO, 26 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:59,018 HELLO. HELLO. 27 00:01:59,085 --> 00:02:01,988 (APPLAUSE) THANK YOU. 28 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:03,022 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 29 00:02:03,089 --> 00:02:06,893 PLEASE HAVE A SEAT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 30 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,597 WELCOME ONE AND ALL IN HERE, OUT THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD. 31 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:12,966 WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW, I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. 32 00:02:13,032 --> 00:02:21,841 AND I'M SO HAPPY-- I'M HAPPY, SO HAPPY TO BE HERE WITH YOU 33 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:31,251 AND BY HERE, I MEAN, IN ANY AIR CONDITIONED ROOM; 34 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:34,854 -- THANK YOU, WHOEVER DID THIS. BECAUSE TODAY IN NEW YORK, 35 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:36,923 TEMPERATURES HIT A HIGH OF 96 DEGREES. 36 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:44,531 WHAT METEOROLOGISTS CALL HOTTER THAN THE DEVIL'S GRUNDLE. 37 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:48,301 CAN I SAY GRUNDEL ON CBS I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN. 38 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:51,237 IT'S SO HOT IN THE CITY, TIMES SQUARE HAD A NAKED COWBOY AND A 39 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:59,646 SHAVED ELMO. I DIDN'T REALIZE ELMO HAD THE-- 40 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:03,216 ELMO IS A MAMMAL, EVIDENTLY. NEW YORK IS NOT ALONE. 41 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:05,585 ACCORDING TO CBS NEWS, BRUTAL AND DANGEROUS TEMPERATURES WERE 42 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:11,024 FELT FROM CALIFORNIA TO MASSACHUSETTS. 43 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:15,428 OK, CBS NEWS, JUST SAY AMERICA. THAT'S LIKE TELLING YOUR 44 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:19,265 PARTNER: HEY, BEFORE WE GET INTIMATE, I SHOULD WARN YOU I 45 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:26,039 HAVE THIS LITTLE RASH FROM MY RIGHT TOE TO MY LEFT EAR. 46 00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:27,540 OUT WEST, THE EXTREME HEAT COMES WITH A SIDE OF DROUGHT. 47 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:31,244 CALIFORNIA HAS IMPOSED WATER RESTRICTIONS THIS YEAR, 48 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:35,048 INCLUDING ONE THAT LIMITS OUTDOOR WATERING TO ONLY ONE DAY 49 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:37,183 A WEEK. IT'S GOTTEN SO BAD, DISNEYLAND 50 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:50,530 HAD TO CHANGE THE NAME OF SPLASH MOUNTAIN TO DUSTY GULCH. 51 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:52,198 COMING UP HERE, THIS MIGHT BE THE THING. 52 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:55,201 IN LOS ANGELES, IN ORDER TO CURB WATER USAGE, 'WATER POLICE' ARE 53 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:58,371 GOING DOOR TO DOOR. THAT'S GOTTA BE TENSE. 54 00:03:58,438 --> 00:04:00,740 COPS BANGING AT YOUR DOOR, SUDDENLY YOU'RE SCRAMBLING TO 55 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:09,415 FLUSH ALL OF YOUR WATER DOWN THE TOILET. 56 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:11,351 THE WATER POLICE ARE WALKING AROUND THE CITY LOOKING FOR 57 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:18,825 SIDEWALK PUDDLES, A POTENTIAL SIGN OF MISUSED WATER. 58 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:20,059 UNLIKE NEW YORK CITY, WHERE SIDEWALK PUDDLES ARE A DEFINITE 59 00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:30,703 SIGN OF MYSTERY URINE. DON'T INVESTIGATE. 60 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:34,507 I'M CURIOUS, I'M REALLY CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. 61 00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:37,644 SO FAR, NORMAL PEOPLE ARE DOING THEIR PART, BUT HOLLYWOOD 62 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:38,845 A-LISTERS ARE GOING MORE THAN 200% OVER THEIR ALLOTTED WATER 63 00:04:38,911 --> 00:04:41,047 BUDGETS. AND REPORTEDLY, ONE OF THE WORST 64 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:49,789 OFFENDERS IS SYLVESTER STALLONE. AND IS THIS TRUE. 65 00:04:49,856 --> 00:05:02,402 WE HAVE FOOTAGE OF THE WATER POLICE RAIDING STALLONE'S HOUSE. 66 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:12,945 LET'S HIT THE SLIP AND SLIDE WEE THAT WAS A GOODS MOVIE. 67 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:17,016 I DID NOT EXPECT SOME OF THAT. THESE HEAT WAVES ARE ONLY GOING 68 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:20,286 TO GET WORSE, BECAUSE BIDEN'S CLIMATE PLAN IS BEING BLOCKED IN 69 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:26,025 THE SENATE BY JOE I HATE LIFE ON EARTH MANCHIN. 70 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:27,894 SO THE PRESIDENT HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE TODAY TO ANNOUNCE NEW 71 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:31,664 STEPS TO COMBAT CLIMATE CHANGE BUT STOPPED SHORT OF DECLARING A 72 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:35,635 NATIONAL EMERGENCY. YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT TO CALL A 73 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:39,238 CLIMATE EMERGENCY TOO EARLY. YOU GOTTA WAIT UNTIL OUR 74 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:46,946 INTERNAL TEMPERATURE IS 165 DEGREES IN THE THIGH. 75 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:51,250 THEN WE'RE SAFE TO EAT. THE PRESIDENT'S NON-EMERGENCY 76 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:55,488 PRESS CONFERENCE WAS IN MASSACHUSETTS, IN FRONT OF WHAT 77 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:58,991 APPEARED TO BE THE BLEAKEST, MOST DESOLATE SPOT ON THE 78 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:03,329 PLANET. BECAUE NOTHING SAYS, 79 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:06,933 EVERYTHING'S FINE LIKE A DEHYDRATED SEPTUAGENARIAN 80 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:16,776 BROADCASTING FROM THE SET OF MAD MAX: FURY ROAD. 81 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:22,248 AND WHILE THE PRESIDENT DIDN'T DECLARE A STATE OF EMERGENCY, HE 82 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,516 DID STATE THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. >> LET ME BE CLEAR, CLIMATE 83 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:28,921 CHANGE IS AN EMERGENCY. AND IN THE COMING WEEKS I'M 84 00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:32,859 GOING TO USE THE POWER I HAVE AS PRESIDENT TO TURN THESE WORDS 85 00:06:32,925 --> 00:06:34,927 INTO FORMAL, OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT ACTION. 86 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:37,930 >> Stephen: IN THE COMING WEEKS UNDERYUTS THE SENSE OF 87 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:38,931 IS GOING TO COMPLETE ITS KIND OF UNDERCUTS THE SENSE OF 88 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:40,199 EMERGENCY. ARE YOU CHOKING? 89 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:42,301 DON'T WORRY, I KNOW THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER I CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE , 90 00:06:42,368 --> 00:06:55,948 IN THE COMING WEEKS. THE PRESIDENT CONTINUED: 91 00:06:56,015 --> 00:06:57,450 >> I'LL END BY TELLING YOU ANOTHER QUICK 92 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:59,519 >> Stephen: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 93 00:07:26,979 --> 00:07:27,914 (APPLAUSE) PLIESES, LET'S HEAR THIS QUICK 94 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:29,048 STORY. >> WHEN WE MOVED FROM SCRANTON, 95 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:35,922 WHEN COAL DIED IN SCRANTON, EVERYTHING DIED IN SCRANTON. 96 00:07:35,988 --> 00:07:41,761 AND MY DAD WASN'T A COAL MINER. MY GREAT, MY GREAT GRANDFATHER 97 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:43,930 WAS A MINING ENGINEER. BUT MY DAD WAS IN SALES, AND 98 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:47,967 THERE WAS NO WORK, SO WE LEFT TO GO DOWN TO DELAWARE, I TOLD YOU 99 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:53,973 WHERE THOSE OIL PLANTS WERE. BUT I REMEMBER DRIVING HOE, 100 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:59,946 WHEN YOU TAKE THE TROLLY IN SCRANTON, GOING OUT NORTH 101 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:04,183 WASHINGTON AND ADAMS AVENUES, WITHIN 15 BLOCKS -- WE DIDN'T 102 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,419 LIVE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, ONE OF THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS 103 00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:11,958 NEIGHBORHOOD IN THE REGION, IN THE TOWN, WHERE THE SCRANTONS 104 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:16,162 AND OTHER GOOD DECENT PEOPLE LIVE -- THERE WAS A -- YOU WOULD 105 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:20,199 GO BY A WALL, THAT MY RECOLLECTION IS WAS SOMEWHERE 106 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:23,970 BETWEEN 15 AND 18 FEET TALL. AND IT WENT FOR ESSENTIALLY A 107 00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:27,707 CITY BLOCK. AND YOU COULD SEE THE COAL PILED 108 00:08:27,773 --> 00:08:32,178 UP TO THE VERY TOP OF THE WALL FROM INSIDE. 109 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:37,683 IT WAS A COAL-FIRED PLANT, A COAL-FIRED PLANT, AND ALL OF 110 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:44,223 THAT -- ALL THE NEGATIVE IMPACTS OF BREATHING THAT COAL AND DUST 111 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:47,126 WERE AFFECTING EVERYBODY. BUT AT THE TIME PEOPLE DIDN'T 112 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:53,699 KNOW IT, AND THERE WASN'T ANY ALTERNATIVE. 113 00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:59,972 >> Stephen: NO DOUBT HE WILL BE FINISHING THAT QUICK STORY, IN 114 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:14,921 THE COMING WEEKS. (APPLAUSE) 115 00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:17,523 THE COMING WEEKS. (APPLAUSE) 116 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:23,930 I THINK I'M 79 NOW. THE PRESIDENT'S DIRECTIVES TODAY 117 00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:28,200 LARGELY APPEAR TO PROVIDE MORE FUNDING TO OR OTHERWISE 118 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:35,608 STRENGTHEN EXISTING PROGRAMS. OH GOODS BECAUSE WHAT WE ARE 119 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:36,475 ALREADY BEEN DOING IS CLEARLY WORKING SO 120 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:37,777 WELL. FOR A QUICK PROGRESS REPORT, 121 00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:39,178 LET'S CHECK IN WITH OUR LATE SHOW CLIMATE CORRESPONDENT IRA 122 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,413 THE ICE SHELF. IRA, HOW ARE THE EXISTING 123 00:09:40,479 --> 00:09:48,187 CLIMATE PROGRAMS DOING? >> WELL, STEVE, WHAT'S HOPEFUL 124 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:52,158 -- I'M KFER DENTS THALT FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL-- 125 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:55,995 AHHHHHHHH! >> Stephen: THANK YOU, IRA. 126 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:59,098 THANK YOU FOR THAT REPORTS. WHAT'S THIS, WAIT, WHAT, LADIES 127 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:04,170 AND GENTLEMEN I'M BEING TOLD IN MY DEAF EAR THAT WE HAVE 128 00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:19,118 BREAKING NEWS. THIS JUST IN, I'M HEARING THAT 129 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,386 BREAKING NEWS. THIS JUST IN, I'M HEARING THAT 130 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,454 AT 11:44 PM EASTERN TIME, I AM SAD TO REPORT THAT ACTOR MIRIAM 131 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,588 MARGOLYES SAYS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER 'DELIBERATELY' 132 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:24,223 FARTED IN HER FACE WHILE FILMING THE MOVIE END OF DAYS. 133 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,459 I'M SORRY, MY MISTAKE. WE HAVE BREAKIN WIND NEWS. 134 00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:29,395 MAROGLYES EXPLAINED HOW THE HISTORIC SMELT GOT DEALT IN A 135 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:35,968 RECENT PODCAST. >> HE FARTED IN MY FACE. 136 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:40,773 NOW, I FART, OF COURSE I DO BUT I DON'T FART IN PEOPLE'S FACES. 137 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:44,243 HE DID IT DELIBERATELY, RIGHT IN MY FACE. 138 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:47,980 I CAN'T REMEMBER THE DATE BUT IT WAS DURING THE FILMING OF END OF 139 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:52,785 DAYS IN LOS ANGELES AND I WAS PLAYING SATAN'S SISTER AND HE 140 00:10:52,852 --> 00:11:01,560 WAS KILLING ME. SO, HE HAD ME IN A POSITION 141 00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:04,163 WHERE I COULDN'T ESCAPE, AND- LYING ON THE FLOOR AND HE JUST 142 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:11,003 FARTED. I HAVEN'T FORGIVEN HIM FOR IT. 143 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,171 (LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE). 144 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:15,241 >> Stephen: NO, SHE HASN'T FORGIVEEN HIM, 145 00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:17,977 >> Stephen: I CAN'T BLAME HER FOR THAT. 146 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:20,179 EVERYONE WHO SAW END OF DAYS FEELS LIKE HE FARTED IN OUR 147 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:24,150 FACE. THIS STORY IS SHOCKING BUT NOT 148 00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:27,053 SURPRISING. ARNOLD HAS HAD A LONG AND 149 00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:32,191 DISTURBING CAREER OF PASSING GAS IN FRONT OF CO-STARS. 150 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,260 >> ALLOW ME TO BREAK THE ICE. ( LOTS OF VARIED FART NOISES ) 151 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,921 ( LOTS OF VARIED FART NOISES ) >> Stephen: WE'VE GOT A GREAT 152 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:05,925 SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT, MY GUESTS ARE ICE-T AND AUTHOR MICHAEL 153 00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:08,861 POLLAN. BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, THE 154 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:13,632 HOTTEST NEW TREND IS GRANDMAS, AND THE TREND WOULD LIKE YOU TO 155 00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:15,701 KEEP IT DOWN. WE'LL BE BACK. 156 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:00,179 ♪ >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, 157 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:03,883 EVERYBODY, GIVE IT UP FOR THE BAND, EVERYBODY AND STAY HUMAN 158 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,784 RIGHT OVER THERE. LOUIS. 159 00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:12,091 AS IF I HAVE TO ASK. YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS ENJOY DOING 160 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,860 THE SHOW, I ALWAYS LOVE LISTENING TO Y'ALL BUT TONIGHT, 161 00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:17,263 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME WHO IS THERE. 162 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:20,099 I WANT YOU TO, TELL EVERYBODY WHO IS JOININGS BAND TONIGHT. 163 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:26,972 >> MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS, MY DEAR FRIEND RACHAEL PRICE. 164 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:28,674 >> THANK YOU. THE GOLDEN VOICE. 165 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:31,377 >> Stephen: RACHAEL, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 166 00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:33,412 >> I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. >> Stephen: IT MAKES ME SO 167 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,015 HAPPY. WE HAD YOU GUYS BACK ON. 168 00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:38,250 OF COURSE I KNOW YOU ORIGINALLY FROM LAKE STREET DIVE, WE HAD 169 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,119 YOU ON THE OLD SHOW, WE HAD YOU ON MANY TIMES. 170 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:44,023 YL HAVE A NEW ALBUM COMING OUT IN SEPTEMBER RIGHT HERE CALLED 171 00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:48,160 FUN MACHINE THE SEQUEL, RIGHT THERE COMING OUT SEPTEMBER 172 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,295 9th. >> CHECK IT OUT. 173 00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:52,565 >> Stephen: YOU CAN PREORDER NOW, CAN WE PREORDER NOW. 174 00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:54,600 >> YEAH. >> Stephen: SURE, WE CAN 175 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,335 PREORDER NOW. AND ALSO, ALSO, COMING UP A 176 00:13:56,402 --> 00:14:00,072 LITTLE BIT LATER IN THE SHOW, ICE-T IS GOING TO BE OUT HERE A 177 00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:05,311 LITTLE BIT LATER. HE IS GOING TO KEEP IT REAL. 178 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:08,948 AND AUTHOR MICHAEL POLLAN IS GOING TO BE HERE. 179 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:13,719 SO STICK AROUND FOR THAT, Y'ALL. THANK YOU AGAIN, RACHAEL. 180 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:16,355 FOLKS, I LOVE TO BE UP ON THE HOTTEST FADS OF TODAY. 181 00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:20,125 I'M SO HIP, MY DOCTOR TELLS ME I MIGHT NEED A REPLACEMENT. 182 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,394 AND THERE'S A NEW TREND SWEEPING THE YOUNGLINGS, AND I'LL TELL 183 00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:25,898 YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN MY TREND: >> STEPHEN COLBERT PRESENTS: 184 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:37,409 THAT'S YEET. DABBING ON FLEEK, FAM. 185 00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:39,912 EVIDENTLY, THE HOT NEW TREND FOR YOUNG PEOPLE IS ACTING LIKE OLD 186 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:46,919 PEOPLE. LATEST FASHION-SLASH-LIFESTYLE 187 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,354 CRAZE SWEEPING TIKTOK IS SOMETHING CALLED: COASTAL 188 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:51,890 GRANDMOTHER AESTHETIC. APPARENTLY, COASTAL GRANDMOTHER 189 00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:54,526 AESTHETIC INCLUDES THINGS LIKE WEARING LOOSE, BREATHABLE 190 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:57,296 FABRICS, DRINKING SAUVIGNON BLANC, SHELLING PEAS ON A CHAISE 191 00:14:57,363 --> 00:15:02,401 LOUNGE, AND IS INSPIRED BY THE PERENNIALLY SUMMERTIME LIFESTYLE 192 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:11,677 OF A BEAUTIFUL OLDER WOMAN IN A NANCY MEYERS MOVIE. 193 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,179 BUT IF COASTAL GRANDMOTHER ISN'T YOUR STYLE, THERE'S ANOTHER HOT 194 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,614 MATURE TREND MAKING WAVES CALLED FANCY GRANDMA. 195 00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:19,685 FANCY GRANDMAS ARE MORE ECCENTRIC. 196 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,454 THEY HAVE TCHOTCHKES, STOCKPILE SNACKS, AND RELIGIOUSLY WATCH A 197 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:32,031 TV SHOW THEY CALL MY SHOW. BY WHICH THEY DON'T MEAN MY 198 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,566 SHOW. ALTHOUGH I'VE LOOKED AT CBS'S 199 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:45,911 DEMOGRAPHICS, AND I'M PRETTY SURE THEY MEAN MY SHOW. 200 00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:48,480 FASHION-WISE, FANCY GRANDMA STYLE LEANS TOWARDS MATCHING 201 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:52,418 SETS, AND AN ELABORATE PAIR OF EARRINGS, INSPIRED BY THE GOLDEN 202 00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:57,890 GIRLS AND YETTA FROM THE NANNY. AND, IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER, THIS 203 00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:08,701 IS YETTA FROM THE NANNY. SO FANCY GRANDMA IS LESS EILEEN 204 00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:13,706 FISHER AND MORE IF A SLOT MACHINE BECAME A PERSON. 205 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,908 THESE NEW GRANDMA TRENDS MIGHT BE WHY, INSTEAD OF GOING OUT TO 206 00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:17,910 NIGHTCLUBS, MANY YOUNG PEOPLE SAY THEY'D RATHER PLAY 207 00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:22,314 SHUFFLEBOARD. WOW, TIMES HAVE CHANGED. 208 00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:26,151 BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG, THE HOT THING WAS GOING DANCING AND 209 00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:31,890 DOING COCAINE AND HAVING SEX AND NOT INVITING ME. 210 00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:34,226 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE YOUNGER GENERATION IS MAKING 211 00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:39,732 THIS CHOICE. LUCKILY, I HAVE A WRITER WHO IS 212 00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:43,435 ALL UP ON YOUTH CULTURE AND HAS ASSURED ME THAT SHE HAS FULLY 213 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,937 EMBRACED THE GERIATRIC TREND. SO HERE TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOUNG 214 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:48,073 PEOPLE ARE DRESSING LIKE OLD PEOPLE IS MY WRITER AND 215 00:16:48,140 --> 00:17:03,021 BOARD-CERTIFIED YOUNG PERSON, ELIANA KWARTLER. 216 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:04,022 BOARD-CERTIFIED YOUNG PERSON, ELIANA KWARTLER. 217 00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:09,895 >> HI STEVE >> Stephen: ELIANA, WHAT'S GOING 218 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:13,532 ON HERE? >> YOU SAID YOU WANTED ME TO 219 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,968 COME ON TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOUNG PEOPLE ARE DRESSING LIKE OLD 220 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:28,614 PEOPLE. >> Stephen: OKAY. 221 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:32,084 >> Stephen: YEAH, BUT YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE ME. 222 00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:36,088 >> OH, AM I? >> Stephen: YOU LOOK LIKE IF I 223 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:44,096 HAD A CHILD WITH RACHEL MADDOW. WHICH IS UNLIKELY FOR A NUMBER 224 00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:47,699 OF REASONS. WHAT HAPPENED TO COASTAL 225 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:51,904 GRANDMOTHER AND FANCY GRANDMA? >> OH MY GOD, NO. 226 00:17:51,970 --> 00:18:01,980 STEVE, THOSE GRANDMAS ARE DEAD. I MEAN PASSE, NOT DEAD, THEY'RE 227 00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:03,148 FINES. >> THE HOT NEW TREND TODAY'S 228 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:04,316 COOLEST KIDS ARE LOSING THEIR DECORATIVE GOURDS OVER IS 229 00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:08,086 COLBERT GRANDMA. >> Stephen: 230 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:14,593 NO, IT'S NOT. >> OH YES IT IS, GAM GAM. 231 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:20,032 COLBERT GRANDMA IS EVERYTHING: IT'S GLASSES, IT'S... 232 00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:32,077 DOING THIS WITH YOUR TIE, IT'S TALKING ABOUT SOUTH CAROLINA, 233 00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:38,750 (APPLAUSE) IT'S HAVING AN APP ON YOUR PHONE 234 00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:44,056 THAT TRACKS BIG BOATS, IT'S ASKING ME IF I'VE HEARD THIS 235 00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:45,891 OBSCURE QUOTE FROM A DEAD IRISH POET, I MEAN, IF YOU LOVE THIS 236 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:46,992 JOYCE LADY SO MUCH, WHY DIDN'T YOU MARRY HER? 237 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:52,130 >> Stephen: JAMES JOYCE IS A MAN 238 00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:56,068 >> OH MY GOD, THAT IS CLASSIC COLBERT GRANDMA. 239 00:18:56,134 --> 00:19:00,038 ( BAD IMPRESSION OF STEPHEN ) JAMES JOYCE IS A MAN 240 00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:03,909 >> Stephen: ELIANA, I'M 58. I'M RELATIVELY YOUNG, I KNOW 241 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:09,548 WHAT A DUA LIPA IS. IEMG A NOT, DO YOU HEAR ME, I'M 242 00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:13,719 NOT A GRAND PRACTICE. >> YOU'RE RIGHT. 243 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,888 I'M SORRY. HEY STEVE, JUST CURIOUS: WHAT 244 00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:20,092 DID YOU DO THIS WEEKEND? >> Stephen: WHAT DID I DO THIS 245 00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:24,096 WEEKEND? OH. 246 00:19:24,162 --> 00:19:30,903 THIS WAS FUN. I CANDIED TANGERINE RINDS 247 00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:32,137 >> OH, THAT IS FUN. AND THEN? 248 00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:38,644 >> Stephen: THEN I TOOK SOME TO THE NEIGHBORS, BUT TOLD THEM I 249 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:48,086 NEED THE TUPPERWARE BACK WHEN THEY'RE DONE-- AND OH MY GOD, I 250 00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:53,825 AM A GRANDMA. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? 251 00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:57,896 >> IT'S OKAY, NANA. HERE, HAVE A HARD CANDY. 252 00:19:57,963 --> 00:20:07,406 >> Stephen: OOH, BUTTERSCOTCH. YOUNG PERSON, ELIANA KWARTLER, 253 00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:09,474 EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ICE-T. 254 00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:35,500 >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK. MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A 255 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,736 TWO-TIME GRAMMY AWARD WINNING ARTIST, STAR OF "LAW & ORDER: 256 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:45,077 S.V.U." FOR THE PAST 22 SEASONS, -- PAST THIS SEASONS. 257 00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:46,745 AND ONE OF THE ORIGINATORS OF GANGSTA RAP. 258 00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,747 HE'S NOW WRITTEN A NEW BOOK CALLED 'SPLIT DECISION.' 259 00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:57,656 PLEASE WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW, ICE-T. 260 00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:01,627 ♪ I LOVE YOU. ♪ I LOVE YOU. 261 00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:06,098 ♪ I LOVE YOU. ♪ I LOVE YOU. 262 00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:19,111 ♪ I LOVE YOU. ♪ NICE TO SEE YOU. 263 00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:21,446 >> POPPING OFF IN HERE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 264 00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:25,083 >> I NEVER BEEN IN HERE. >> EVEN WITH. 265 00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:27,085 >> NEVER BEEN IN THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER. 266 00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:29,655 >> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER. 267 00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:33,659 >> I AM OLD, I GREW UP ON ED SULLIVAN BACK IN THE DAY. 268 00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:38,997 >> Stephen: BEATLES, ELVIS PRESSLEY AND NOW ICED -T. 269 00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:42,701 >> I AM THEY THE BUILDING. >> Stephen: YOU AND I HAD A 270 00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:45,671 CHANCE TO TALK A FEW YEARS BACK ON THE OLD GIG BUT BACK THEN I 271 00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:49,675 DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO ASK YOU, HOW DID THE NAME ICE-T COME 272 00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:53,478 ABOUT? HOW DID YOU GET THE MONIKER? 273 00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:57,883 >> I USED TO BE BOOKED BY THIS WRITER NAMED ICEBERG SLIM, HE 274 00:21:57,949 --> 00:21:59,885 WAS A PLAYER. >> Stephen: HOW OLD WERE YOU. 275 00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:04,790 >> I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL. SO I WOULD, MY REAL NAME IS 276 00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:09,728 TRACY WHICH IN THE HOOD, THAT GETS YOU INTO FIGHTS BECAUSE 277 00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:14,166 GUYS MEET YOU AND THEY SAY TRACY, THAT SAY BITCH NAME, SO 278 00:22:14,232 --> 00:22:15,767 NOW YOU FIGHTING SOMEBODY YOU JUST MET, YOU KNOW. 279 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:21,373 SO I TURNED THAT INTO TREY BUT I WOULD QUOTE ICEBERG SLIM AND I 280 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:26,378 WOULD SAY ALL THIS SLY STUFF AND THEY WOULD SAY SAY MORE OF THAT 281 00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:32,084 ICE STUFF, T SO ICE-T IS SHORT FOR ICEBERG T. 282 00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:33,652 >> Stephen: WOW. >> YEAH. 283 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:36,488 >> Stephen: DO YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THE KNOWLEDGE YOU LEARNED 284 00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:40,559 FROM ICEBERG SLIM? >> JUST THAT WOMEN AIN'T GOING 285 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:43,995 TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE. I GOT TO BE SHARPER THAN THEM. 286 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:45,864 THAT SAUL I HAD. YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING. 287 00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:50,135 SO I HAD TO LEARN AT 16 I'M QUOTING WORDS FROM LIKE A 45 288 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:53,038 YEAR OLD PLAYER. AND THE GIRLS THOUGHT I WAS 289 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:56,441 INCREDIBLE. THEY THOUGHT I WAS FASCINATING. 290 00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:58,877 I NEVER TOLD THEM THAT WAS ICEBERG SLIM, I WAS LIKE THAT'S 291 00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:00,112 ME. >> Stephen: NOW YOU ARE 292 00:23:00,178 --> 00:23:01,646 PASSING SOME OF THIS KNOWLEDGE ON WITH YOUR BOOK NOW WHICH YOU 293 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:05,484 WROTE WITH YOUR OLD FRIEND SPIKE. 294 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:08,153 ST ALL THE SPLIT DECISIONS, LIFE STORIES. 295 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,956 FIRST OF ALL, HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN SPIKE? 296 00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:13,425 >> SPIKE AND I WERE FRIENDED BACK IN THE DAY. 297 00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:17,462 THIS IS PREDATES ME MAKING MUSIC, WHEN I WAS IN THE STREETS 298 00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:20,732 IN SOUTH CENTRAL LOS ANGELES AND SPIKE AND PRI CRIMEIES AND WE 299 00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:24,936 USED TO BE ROBBERIES, WE DID HUNDREDRIES OF ROBBERY, WE 300 00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:26,972 ROBBED JEWELRY STORES, I COULD SPEAK ON THIS NOW, THERE IS A 301 00:23:27,038 --> 00:23:32,277 THING CALLED STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS. 302 00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:36,281 BUT WE WERE VERY, VERY SUCCESSFUL AT IT AND THEN THERE 303 00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:39,384 WAS A POINT, I WAS SO SUCCESSFUL I NEVER GOT CAUGHT. 304 00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:42,454 YOU KNOW. AND WHAT HAPPENED IS AT SOME 305 00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:46,591 POINT I DECIDED HEY, MUSIC IS STARTING TO COME IN I'M GOING TO 306 00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:49,728 TAKE THIS ROUTE. AND HE TRIED TO DO ONE MORE 307 00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:52,531 LICK. AND DURING, WHEN IT HAPPENED 308 00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:56,268 SOMEONE GOT KILLED. AND HE ENDED UP GETTING A LIFE 309 00:23:56,334 --> 00:24:00,405 SENTENCE 35 TO LIFE, YOU KNOW, THEY TRIED TO GIVE HIM THE DEATH 310 00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:02,607 PENALTY AND AT THE END OF THE DAY HE MADE IT OUT. 311 00:24:02,674 --> 00:24:06,812 AND HE CAME BACK, HE DID 26 YEARS IN THE PEN TEN TEAR, 312 00:24:06,878 --> 00:24:09,748 SERVED HIS DEBT AND NOW HE WANTED TO WRITE THIS BOOK AS A 313 00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:13,185 CAUTIONARY TALE TO PEOPLE TO LET THEM KNOW THAT EVERY DECISION 314 00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:20,725 YOU MAKE CAN CHANGE THE TRAJECTORY OF YOUR LIFE. 315 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:23,128 (APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: YOU TALK IN THE 316 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:27,732 BOOK A LOT GROWING UP AS A HUSTLER, DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR 317 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,769 FIRST HUSTLE? >> I MEAN MY FIRST HUSTLE I USED 318 00:24:30,836 --> 00:24:34,840 TO SELL KOOL-AID, YOU KNOW, I WOULD TAKE A DOLLAR'S WORTH OF 319 00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:37,709 KOOL-AID AS A KID AND I WOULD BREAK IT DOWN AND I WOULD MAKE 320 00:24:37,776 --> 00:24:40,679 $10 SELLING IT. AND I NEVER FORGET, ONE DAY I 321 00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:45,450 WAS SELLING KOOL-AID, MEI FATHER CAME IN, AND I SAID, HE SAID 322 00:24:45,517 --> 00:24:47,252 WHAT IS THE MATTER. I SAID I COULDN'T SELL ANY 323 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:54,759 TODAY, IT GOT COLD. HE SAID WELL INSTEAD OF SELLING 324 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:59,497 KOOL-AID SELL-- AND I NEVER HEARD NIK MORE GENIUS IN MY 325 00:24:59,564 --> 00:25:02,267 LIFE, YOU KNOW, AS THE TRENDS CHANGE, YOU CHANGE. 326 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:07,772 >> Stephen: YOU SHOULD BE ON SHARK TANK. 327 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,975 I'M TELLING YOU, BECAUSE YOU SAY HUSTLER. 328 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:13,411 YOU SAY HUSTLER, I SAY CAPITALIST. 329 00:25:13,478 --> 00:25:16,414 BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THAT IS. >> HUSTLERS ARE CAPITALISTS BUT 330 00:25:16,481 --> 00:25:20,085 ARE YOU COMING, YOU ARE HUSTLING LIKE I DID, COMING FROM A 331 00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:23,588 SURVIVAL ASPECT, NOT GREED. ARE YOU JUST LOOKING AT THE 332 00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:25,690 OPTIONS THAT YOU HAVE AVAILABLE TO YOU AT THE TIME. 333 00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:28,059 AND YOU THINK CRIME IS THE WAY TO GET IT. 334 00:25:28,126 --> 00:25:32,030 LATER ON I LEARNED THAT NO, I DON'T HAVE TO LIMIT MYSELF TO 335 00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:33,698 CRIME. CAN DO THAT SAME INITIATIVE AND 336 00:25:33,765 --> 00:25:37,736 PUSHING A POSITIVE DIRECTION AND LOOK TO SUCCESS. 337 00:25:37,802 --> 00:25:41,373 I'VE ACTUALLY-- HOW THE HELL, AFTER THIS, ALL TRUE STORY, HOW 338 00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:47,212 AM I THE LONGEST RUNNING COP ON TELEVISION? 339 00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:51,349 (APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: THAT'S A GOOD 340 00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:52,484 QUESTION. >> THAT SAY HUSTLE. 341 00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:53,985 THAT IS THE HUSTLE. >> Stephen: SO YOU STARTED 342 00:25:54,052 --> 00:26:01,359 MAKING MUSIC IN THE 1980S. WHAT SURPRISED YOU ABOUT RAP 343 00:26:01,426 --> 00:26:03,395 MUSIC, THE SCENE. >> I THINK THE BIGGEST THING 344 00:26:03,461 --> 00:26:05,797 THAT SURPRISED ME ABOUT MUSIC WAS YOU COULD LIE. 345 00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:07,699 >> Stephen: WHAT YOU DO YOU MEAN. 346 00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:10,302 >> I WAS WATCHING MUSIC INDIVIDUAL YORKS OH, THAT IS 347 00:26:10,368 --> 00:26:12,037 THEIR HOUSE, THAT IS THEIR CAR, THAT IS THEIR GIRL. 348 00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:17,275 WHEN WE GOT I WAS LIKE OH, YOU CAN RENT THE CAR, M TV CRIBS, 349 00:26:17,342 --> 00:26:21,079 YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A HOUSE, WE'LL PUT YOU IN A HOUSE THAT IS 350 00:26:21,146 --> 00:26:22,747 NOT YOURS, I'M LIKE THIS IS ALL FAKE. 351 00:26:22,814 --> 00:26:25,550 AND I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. WHEN I GOT IN THERE, YOU KNOW, I 352 00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:28,653 ALWAYS HAD TO USE MY OWN CARS. I HAD A RHYME WHERE I SAID I 353 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:34,259 DON'T RAP ABOUT GIRLS I CAN'T CAUGHT, GUNS I AIN'T SHOT 354 00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:37,295 AND-- THE GAME IS TOO DEEP, I DID HONESTLY BELIEVE I WOULD DIE 355 00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:40,799 IN MY SLEEP, I ALWAYS HELD TO THE CODE OF BEING HONEST. 356 00:26:40,865 --> 00:26:43,034 >> Stephen: LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS COVER RIGHT HERE. 357 00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:45,503 >> THAT'S MY GIRL. >> Stephen: THAT'S YIR GIRL. 358 00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:48,506 >> THAT'S MY SON'S MOM, THAT IS DARLENE, THOSE ARE MY GUNS. 359 00:26:48,573 --> 00:26:51,609 AND THAT WAS MY LIFE AT THAT TIME, YOU KNOW. 360 00:26:51,676 --> 00:26:53,311 AND HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD LIE. 361 00:26:53,378 --> 00:26:56,181 I WAS LIKE WHAT. YOU CAN GET SOMEONE TO-- THEY 362 00:26:56,247 --> 00:27:00,385 WILL COME AND PUT JEWELRY ON YOU FOR THE VIDEO AND THEN TAKE IT 363 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:03,188 BACK. OR YOU GOT ALL THE GIRLS IN THE 364 00:27:03,254 --> 00:27:05,357 JACUZZI AND THEIR BOYFRIENDS ARE SITTING RIGHT OUT OF FRAME 365 00:27:05,423 --> 00:27:12,530 WAITING ON THEM LIKE-- SO I WAS COMING FROM A REAL WORLD, STEVE. 366 00:27:12,597 --> 00:27:15,000 I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS SHOW BUSINESS IS SO FAKE. 367 00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:17,402 >> Stephen: EXCEPT THIS SHOW, THIS SAUL REAL, THIS SAUL REAL 368 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:22,741 HERE, WE KEEP IT REAL, RIGHT? (APPLAUSE) 369 00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:26,111 OKAY, WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, WHEN WE COME BACK I WILL 370 00:27:26,177 --> 00:27:29,114 ASK ICE-T ABOUT HIS FIRST EXPERIENCE ABOUT PERFORMING. 371 00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:30,181 STICK AROUND, Y'ALL. 372 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:42,027 >> Stephen: HEY OARVE, WE'RE BACK WITH COAUTHOR OF THE NEW 373 00:27:42,093 --> 00:27:48,967 BOOK SPLIT DECISION, ICE-T. AWARD-WINNING RAPPER, 22 SEASONS 374 00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:50,235 OF. >> 24. 375 00:27:50,301 --> 00:27:51,403 >> Stephen: 24, MY APOLOGIES. >> JUST STARTED THE 249 SEASON. 376 00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:55,440 >> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND YOUR FIRST BRUSH WITH FAME CAME 377 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,776 ACTUALLY FROM DANCING. HOW DID STH, WHAT IS GOING ON 378 00:27:57,842 --> 00:28:00,445 HERE? AND WHICH ONE ARE YOU? 379 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:01,546 >> I'M THE ONE IN THE AIR. >> YOU'RE THIS? 380 00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:03,114 >> YES. >> Stephen: WHO IS THIS CREW 381 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:04,983 HERE. >> YOU KNOW, THE ORIGINAL DANCE 382 00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:07,285 GROUP OUT OF L.A. WAS CALLED THE LOCKERS. 383 00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:09,387 >> I REMEMBER THEM, THEY WERE ALL OVER. 384 00:28:09,454 --> 00:28:14,893 >> YES, WITH TONY AND FRED RERUN BERRY. 385 00:28:14,959 --> 00:28:17,862 >> AND WE WERE A KNOCKOFF GROUP CALLED THE WEST COAST LOCKSMITH, 386 00:28:17,929 --> 00:28:25,937 WE THOUGHT WE WERE BETTER. SO WHAT WAS YOUR MOVE, WHAT WAS 387 00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:27,772 YOUR SIGNATURE MOVE. >> I DIDN'T HAVE NO SIGNATURE 388 00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:29,941 MOVE. THE THING IS PEOPLE SAY YOU CAN 389 00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:33,378 STILL DO IT, I AM LIKE IN MY MIND CAN I DO IT. 390 00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:35,547 IN MY MIND. I WAS IN THE STUDIO ONE NIGHT 391 00:28:35,613 --> 00:28:39,117 AND EVERYBODY, I HEARD THE BEAT AND I STARTED THINKING I COULD 392 00:28:39,184 --> 00:28:40,852 BREAK DANCE AGAIN. SO I STARTED DANCING I WENT 393 00:28:40,919 --> 00:28:45,690 DOWN, TOUCHED THE FLOOR, MY HOLDBACK JUST-- I WAS LIKE OH, 394 00:28:45,757 --> 00:28:49,627 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, RIGHT NOW MY FOOT IS SUPPOSED TO COME FLYING 395 00:28:49,694 --> 00:28:52,730 THROUGH HERE BUT YEAH, IT IS IN MY MIND NOW. 396 00:28:52,797 --> 00:28:57,001 >> Stephen: BEFORE WE GO I WANT TO GET YOUR INPUT ON A CLIP 397 00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:59,504 THAT HAS BEEN GOING AROUND ON NEWS ON THE INTERNET THE LAST 398 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:03,808 COUPLE OF DAYS. THERE IS A GUY WHO ATTEMPTED TO 399 00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:07,479 DO-- A SMASH AND GRAB AND SAID THAT WAS ONE OF THE THINGS YOU 400 00:29:07,545 --> 00:29:12,584 DID WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER. GO IN WITH A BALANCEMEAN HAMMER 401 00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:14,786 OR SLEDGE. >> A BABY SLEDGEHAMMER, WE ARE 402 00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:17,021 NOT TRYING TO PROMOTE THIS. >> Stephen: NO, WE ARE NOT 403 00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:21,025 TRYING TO PROMOTE ANYTHING, BUT IT IS VERY POPULAR AND THIS GUY 404 00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:24,996 COMES IN WITH A BRICK, HE HAS A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH IT HE HAS A 405 00:29:25,063 --> 00:29:27,098 BRICK. >> HE HAS A BRICK? 406 00:29:27,165 --> 00:29:29,934 >> Stephen: IT'S NOT GOING THROUGH. 407 00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:33,738 >> LET ME START, EVERYBODY GOT COVITD, HE HAS NO MASK ON, 408 00:29:33,805 --> 00:29:36,207 RIGHT. LET'S START THERE. 409 00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:39,077 OKAY, LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO GET-- HE'S A DUMBEE. 410 00:29:39,144 --> 00:29:43,815 WITH AND HE'S ROBBING CAY'S JEWELRY, THE MOST EXPENSIVE 411 00:29:43,882 --> 00:29:50,488 THING IN THERE IS LIKE $1500. HA HA. 412 00:29:50,555 --> 00:29:54,726 >> Stephen: BUT EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH KAY. 413 00:29:54,792 --> 00:29:56,995 >> THAT WAS THE RESULT OF CRYSTAL MET RIGHT THERE. 414 00:29:57,061 --> 00:30:00,365 THAT WAS NOT A PROFESSIONAL. >> Stephen: A PROFESSIONAL. 415 00:30:00,431 --> 00:30:02,901 WELL, IF YOU WANT TO HEAR MORE STORIES ABOUT THE LIFE OF ICE-T 416 00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:08,506 AND SPIKE AND LEARN SOME VALUABLE LESSONS, WATCH, DON'T 417 00:30:08,573 --> 00:30:12,010 WATCH, OR WATCH, YOU CAN LOOK AT THE BOOK. 418 00:30:12,076 --> 00:30:13,211 >> LISTEN TOO. >> Stephen: AVAILABLE FOR BOOK 419 00:30:13,278 --> 00:30:16,548 ON TAPE. >> THEY PUT OUT A BOOK AND THEY 420 00:30:16,614 --> 00:30:20,485 ARE LIKE WHERE CAN I HEAR IT. >> Stephen: GO OUT AND GET HIS 421 00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:25,790 NEW BOOK, SPLIT DECISION, AVAILABLE NOW. 422 00:30:25,857 --> 00:30:27,125 ICE-T, EVERYBODY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE AUTHOR OF, 'HOW TO 423 00:30:27,192 --> 00:30:28,193 CHANGE YOUR MIND,' MICHAEL POLLAN. 424 00:30:43,041 --> 00:30:46,077 >> Stephen: RACHAEL PRICE, EVERYBODY. 425 00:30:46,144 --> 00:30:50,481 >> THERE YOU GO. >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK. 426 00:30:50,548 --> 00:30:54,986 MY NEXT GUEST IS THE NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLING AUTHOR OF THE 427 00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:58,923 OMNIVORE'S DILEMMA, IN DEFENSE OF FOOD, AND HOW TO CHANGE YOUR 428 00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:02,827 MIND. PLEASE WELCOME, BACK TO THE LATE 429 00:31:02,894 --> 00:31:04,896 SHOW, MICHAEL POLLAN ♪ 430 00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:24,048 >> Stephen: THANK YOU. MICHAEL T IS REALLY GOOD TO SEE 431 00:31:24,115 --> 00:31:25,250 YOU AGAIN. >> GOOD TO BE BACK. 432 00:31:25,316 --> 00:31:26,951 >> Stephen: IT IS ALWAYS A GREAT CONVERSATION, I'VE ENJOYED 433 00:31:27,018 --> 00:31:30,955 YOUR WRITING EVER SINCE I READ OPIUM MADE EASY, IN HARPER'S 434 00:31:31,022 --> 00:31:32,790 MAGAZINE BACK IN THE THE 0SEE. >> THAT DOES GO BACK,. 435 00:31:32,857 --> 00:31:37,362 >> Stephen: FIRST THING I EVER READ OF YOURS AND I FIND ALL OF 436 00:31:37,428 --> 00:31:41,065 YOUR WORK FASCINATING. IT CHANGED HOW I SEE FOOD, WITH 437 00:31:41,132 --> 00:31:44,435 YOUR WRITING, OMNIVORE'S DILEMMA, HOW I THINK ABOUT WHAT 438 00:31:44,502 --> 00:31:47,105 I EAT AND WHAT IT MEANS TO OUR ECOLOGY. 439 00:31:47,171 --> 00:31:51,342 THE NEEDS OF MY PARTICULAR DIET OR LACK THERE-OF. 440 00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:58,349 AND NOW YOU HAVE A BOOK CALLED THIS IS YOUR MIND ON PLANTS, 441 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,252 OKAY. AND YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ON HERE FOR 442 00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:03,554 FIVE YEARS, SADLY. AND THAT WAS RIGHT BEFORE THE 443 00:32:03,621 --> 00:32:07,158 PUBLICATION OF YOUR LAST BOOK, HOW TO CHANGE YOUR MIND. 444 00:32:07,225 --> 00:32:11,195 >> YEAH, I WAS HERE RIGHT BEFORE THAT BOOK BROKE. 445 00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:15,366 >> Stephen: OKAY, SO ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT A LOT OF THESE 446 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:18,603 STORIES ARE ABOUT MIND-ALTERING SUBSTANCES THAT GROW NATURALLY 447 00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:23,207 IN THE WORLD, ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT YOU ARE THE PSYCHEDELIC GUY 448 00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:26,844 NOW? >> WELL, I CERTAINLY DIDN'T SET 449 00:32:26,911 --> 00:32:29,213 OUT TO BECOME THE PSYCHEDELIC GUY BUT I HAVE FALLEN INTO THAT 450 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,416 ROLE. AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW 451 00:32:31,482 --> 00:32:35,186 OFTEN PEOPLE, AND THIS HAPPENED IN THE GREEN ROOM WHERE PEOPLE 452 00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:39,824 START TELLING ME ABOUT SOME VERY MEANINGFUL TRIP THEY HAD. 453 00:32:39,891 --> 00:32:42,727 SO I HAVE BECOME-- . >> Stephen: IS THAT ONE OF MY 454 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:45,296 STAFF? >> NO, IT WAS ONE OF YOUR 455 00:32:45,363 --> 00:32:46,497 GUESTS,. >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT. 456 00:32:46,564 --> 00:32:49,834 >> AND SO I SORT OF FEEL LIKE I'M THE PSYCHEDELIC CONFESSER. 457 00:32:49,901 --> 00:32:52,136 AND SOMETIMES THE STORIES ARE INTERESTING. 458 00:32:52,203 --> 00:32:55,340 BUT YOU KNOW, HEARING OTHER PEOPLE'S DREAMS, SOMETIMES, NOT 459 00:32:55,406 --> 00:32:56,774 THAT INTERESTING. >> Stephen: RIGHT. 460 00:32:56,841 --> 00:32:59,210 AS I SAID, IT HAS BEEN FIVE YEARS SINCE YOU WERE ON LAST 461 00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:02,180 TIME, ARE YOU SURPRISED HOW MUCH HAS BEEN MORE ACCEPTANCE OF THE 462 00:33:02,246 --> 00:33:07,051 USE OF PSYCHEDELICS T IS LEGAL IN MANY STATES NOW. 463 00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:09,020 >> IT HAS BEEN DECRIMINALIZED IN SOME PLACES. 464 00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:13,891 BUT NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE ABLE TO LEGALLY GET A GUIDED 465 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:19,364 PSYCHEDELIC MAGIC MUSHROOM TRIP IN THE STATE OF OREGON. 466 00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:20,765 THAT PASSED. YEAH. 467 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:25,069 >> Stephen: SO BY GUIDED, WHO, WHAT IS, WHO IS YOUR MIND SHERPA 468 00:33:25,136 --> 00:33:31,242 HOW DOES THAT WORK? >> WELL, IF YOU ARE USING 469 00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:34,946 PSYCHEDELIC THERAPEUTICALLY, THE BEST WAY TO DO IT IS NOT SIMPLY 470 00:33:35,012 --> 00:33:38,883 TO JUST TAKE A TAB OF ACID AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 471 00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:41,586 YOU WORK WITH A THERAPIST AND THIS IS SOMEONE WHO PREPARES YOU 472 00:33:41,652 --> 00:33:45,089 VERY CAREFULLY FOR WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN, QUALIFIED, MAKE SURE 473 00:33:45,156 --> 00:33:48,059 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY RISK FACTORS LIKE A RELATIVE WHO IS 474 00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:50,128 SCHIZOPHRENIA OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 475 00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:53,197 AND THEN THEY SIT WITH YOU DURING THE ENTIRE TIME, AND THEN 476 00:33:53,264 --> 00:33:57,535 AFTERWORDS THEY HELP YOU TRY TO MAKE SENSE OF WHAT CAN BE A VERY 477 00:33:57,602 --> 00:33:59,237 CONFUSING EXPERIENCE. SO THAT IS A VERY DIFFERENT WAY 478 00:33:59,303 --> 00:34:03,374 OF USING PSYCHEDELICS THAN THE RECREATIONAL WAY. 479 00:34:03,441 --> 00:34:06,511 >> BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE DO HAVE NEGATIVE EXPERIENCES. 480 00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:09,614 THAT IS SPORNT AND THERE CAN BE DANGEROUS ASPECTS OF THIS. 481 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,783 >> THERE ARE DEFINITELY RISKS. >> Stephen: WHAT SHOULD PEOPLE 482 00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:14,218 KNOW? >> I THINK THEY SHOULD KNOW IF 483 00:34:14,285 --> 00:34:15,720 THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE A HIGH DOSE THEY SHOULD HAVE SOMEBODY 484 00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:18,189 WITH THEM, A SITTER. >> Stephen: HOW DO YOU KNOW 485 00:34:18,256 --> 00:34:21,859 WHAT A HIGH DOSAGE IS, THESE AREN'T A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE. 486 00:34:21,926 --> 00:34:24,729 >> THAT'S TRUE. BUT IF YOU ARE HAVING A WHOLE 487 00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:30,935 PLATE OF MUSHROOMS, THAT IS A HIGH DOSE. 488 00:34:31,002 --> 00:34:32,937 >> Stephen: I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST IDEA WHAT I PROPER 489 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:34,572 DOSAGE OF MUSHROOMS IS. >> YEAH. 490 00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:38,242 >> Stephen: AND I'M NOT GOING TO SAY WHETHER I HAVE TAKEN 491 00:34:38,309 --> 00:34:39,444 THEM.3 >> I UNDERSTAND. 492 00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:41,045 >> Stephen: BUT I WILL SAY THIS, THAT I HAVE A DEAR FRIEND 493 00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:48,886 WHO HAS MY NAME NAME WHO WHEN HE WAS IN COLLEGE TOOK WHAT HE NOW 494 00:34:48,953 --> 00:34:53,724 CONSIDERS WAY TOO MUCH. AND THE BUILDING WAS DIGESTING 495 00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:58,663 HIM AND HE WOULD HAVE FLOWN OFF THE PLANET IF HE HADN'T HELD ON 496 00:34:58,729 --> 00:35:01,165 TO JEAN'S PEASANT SKIRT FOR FOUR HOURS. 497 00:35:01,232 --> 00:35:05,403 AND I DON'T, I'M STILL, MY FRIEND IS STILL WAITING TO 498 00:35:05,470 --> 00:35:10,908 RECOVER AND THINK THAT THATS WITH A GOOD IDEA BECAUSE IT WAG 499 00:35:10,975 --> 00:35:11,642 HORRIBLE. >> YEAH. 500 00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:13,144 >> Stephen: SO THAT CAN HAPPEN. 501 00:35:13,211 --> 00:35:15,513 >> THAT CAN DEFINITELY HAPPEN. BUT IT'S MUCH LESS LIKELY TO 502 00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:18,816 HAPPEN IF YOU APPROACH THE EXPERIENCE WITH SOME 503 00:35:18,883 --> 00:35:22,019 PRESENTATION, WITH A GUIDE WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH YOU SHOULD TAKE, 504 00:35:22,086 --> 00:35:26,657 AND NOT MORE THAN THAT. AND HELP YOU MAKE SENSE OF IT. 505 00:35:26,724 --> 00:35:31,729 YOU CAN HAVE A VERY TERRIFYING EXPERIENCE THAT IT ACTUALLY 506 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:34,565 INCREDIBLY INSTRUCTIVE. >> OH, IT WAS. 507 00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:37,401 I HAVE BEEN TOLD. >> Stephen: YOU'VE BEEN TOLD. 508 00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:42,540 SO THIS IS YOUR MIND ON PLANTS. YOU TALK ABOUT VARIOUS DRUGS. 509 00:35:42,607 --> 00:35:45,510 IN THIS. ALL NATURAL, I ASSUME. 510 00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:48,946 >> YEAH. >> Stephen: WHAT DEFINES A 511 00:35:49,013 --> 00:35:51,215 DRUG? >> GOOD QUESTION, I DON'T THINK 512 00:35:51,282 --> 00:35:54,318 WE HAVE A STRONG DEFINITION T IS SOMETHING THAT YOU INGEST THAT 513 00:35:54,385 --> 00:35:56,454 CHANGES YOU. >> Stephen: AM I ON A DRUG 514 00:35:56,521 --> 00:36:00,324 RIGHT NOW. >> YOU ARE, IT S THIS 515 00:36:00,391 --> 00:36:04,862 CAFFEINATED, CAFFEINE IS A DRUG. 90% OF PEOPLE ON EARTH HAVE A 516 00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:09,534 DAILY RELATIONSHIP WITH IT. MOST OF US ARE-- ADDICTED. 517 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,336 NOTHING NEGATIVE TO SAY ABOUT CAFFEINE. 518 00:36:12,403 --> 00:36:15,773 >> Stephen: DID YOU EVER HAVE SOMETHING NEGATIVE TO SAY ABOUT 519 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,341 CAFFEINE? >> YOU KNOW, I HAD READ A LOT OF 520 00:36:17,408 --> 00:36:21,112 NEGATIVE PRESS ABOUT CAFFEINE AND WORRIED I WAS DRINKING TOO 521 00:36:21,178 --> 00:36:23,214 MUCH. BUT AFTER HAVING RESEARCHED T I 522 00:36:23,281 --> 00:36:26,918 REALIZE IT IS ACTUALLY MORE GOOD FOR YOU THAN NOT IT IS 523 00:36:26,984 --> 00:36:30,721 PROTECTIVE AGAINST SEVERAL KINDS OF CANCER. 524 00:36:30,788 --> 00:36:33,891 PARKINSON'S DISEASE, DEMENTIA, CARDIOVASCULAR DISEASE, A LOT OF 525 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:37,929 GOOD THINGS ABOUT IT. >> Stephen: WHAT WAS BEFORE 526 00:36:37,995 --> 00:36:40,965 COFFEE. WHAT WOULD BE WORLD BE LIKE IF 527 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:46,170 COFFEE HADN'T COME ALONG F BY IF IT NEVER ENTERED THE LEXICON. 528 00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:50,174 >> IF COFFEE AND TEA HAD NEVER SHOIN THE WORLD WOULD BE DRUNK, 529 00:36:50,241 --> 00:36:53,077 BASICALLY, ALL THE TIME. >> Stephen: WE WOULD DRINK A 530 00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:54,478 TON. >> ALL THE TIME BECAUSE ALCOHOL 531 00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:58,649 WAS SAFER THAN WATER. BECAUSE YOU GOT DISEASES FROM 532 00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:02,086 WATER. THE ALCOHOL SANITIZED THE WATER. 533 00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:07,425 BUT WHEN COFFEE AND TEA CAME AROUND, THIS DRUG HAD USED BOIL 534 00:37:07,491 --> 00:37:10,061 WATT SOAR IT WAS THE SAFEST THING PEOPLE HAD EVER HAD, 535 00:37:10,127 --> 00:37:15,399 ACTUALLY. SO BEFORE COFFEE ENTERED WESTERN 536 00:37:15,466 --> 00:37:18,636 HISTORY, PEOPLE ARE DRINKING MORNING, NOON AND NIGHT, 537 00:37:18,703 --> 00:37:22,406 CHILDREN ARE DRINKING MORNING, NOON AND NIGHT AND EVERYBODY IS 538 00:37:22,473 --> 00:37:24,942 BUZZED. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO HAVE AN 539 00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:27,812 ENLIGHTENMENT, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO AN INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION, YOU 540 00:37:27,878 --> 00:37:31,282 CAN'T BE DOUBLE ENTRY BOOK KEEPING WHEN YOU ARE BOMBED. 541 00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:36,988 THERE IS PSYCHO TROPIC TOURISM NOW AND IS THAT WELL, FOR LACK 542 00:37:37,054 --> 00:37:39,223 OF A BETTER WORD, IS THAT A GOOD THING? 543 00:37:39,290 --> 00:37:41,559 >> YOU KNOW, I THINK IT IS DANGEROUS. 544 00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:48,933 I THINK THAT THERE ARE FAKE SHAMANS ALL OVER THE AMAZON, I 545 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,435 THINK PEOPLE HAVE TO BE REALLY CARE FFL THEY ARE THINK BEING 546 00:37:51,502 --> 00:37:54,538 DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT, THERE ARE RETREAT CENTERS NOW WHERE 547 00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:58,242 YOU CAN HAVE GUIDED PSYCHEDELIC EXPERIENCES, SOME GOOD, SOME ARE 548 00:37:58,309 --> 00:37:59,610 NOT. YOU HAVE TO HAVE YOUR EYES OPEN. 549 00:37:59,677 --> 00:38:02,246 YOU HAVE TO APPROACH THIS WITH GREAT CARE. 550 00:38:02,313 --> 00:38:05,049 >> Stephen: YOU SOUND LIKE YOURSELF, A GUIDED PSYCHOTROPIC. 551 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:09,186 >> I HAVE DONE A COUPLE GUIDED EXPERIENCES WHICH I FOUND 552 00:38:09,253 --> 00:38:12,089 INCREDIBLY USEFUL, NOT JUST JOURNALISTICICALLY. 553 00:38:12,156 --> 00:38:13,624 I NEEDED TO DO IT TO WRITE ABOUT IT. 554 00:38:13,691 --> 00:38:18,929 I DID IT FOR MY READERS. >> Stephen: OFFICER. 555 00:38:18,996 --> 00:38:21,098 >> OFFICER, I'M DOING THIS FOR MY READERS. 556 00:38:21,165 --> 00:38:25,703 >> Stephen: THAT SAY LEGIT MASS DEFENSE. 557 00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:28,706 >> BUT I ALSO LEARNED THINGS ABOUT MYSELF. 558 00:38:28,773 --> 00:38:32,810 THEY'RE INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCES, THEY BRING UP ISSUES. 559 00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:35,813 YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE MEMORIES YOU DIDN'T HAVE BEFORE. 560 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:39,450 LAST TIME I WAS HERE WE TALKED ABOUT THE DISLUSION OF MY EGO. 561 00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:42,753 YOU KNOW, WHICH IS AN UNUSUAL THING TO TALK ABOUT ON NETWORK 562 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:46,057 TELEVISION. BUT THINGS-- MOSTLY ABOUT EGO. 563 00:38:46,123 --> 00:38:50,961 >> RIGHT. >> NOT SO MUCH DISLUSION. 564 00:38:51,028 --> 00:38:54,432 >> BUT IT PROVED TO BE VERY THERAPEUTIC. 565 00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:58,069 WE NOW HAVE STUDIES AND THERE HAVE BEEN A WHOLE LOT OF STUDY 566 00:38:58,135 --> 00:39:01,839 SINCE 2018. THAT DEMONSTRATE THAT MUSHROOMS 567 00:39:01,906 --> 00:39:08,079 ARE EFFECTIVE FOR TREATING DEPRESSION, ADDICTION, OBSESSIVE 568 00:39:08,145 --> 00:39:12,950 EXULSIVE DISORDER, ANXIETY AND THE FEAR OF PEOPLE WITH CANCER 569 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:16,220 DIAGNOSIS. AND THEN MDMA WHICH IS ALSO 570 00:39:16,287 --> 00:39:20,224 KNOWN AS EXSTASSEE HAS BEEN ALREADY DEMONSTRATED TO BE VERY 571 00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:24,395 USEFUL IN THE TREATMENT OF TRAUMA. 572 00:39:24,462 --> 00:39:26,163 PTSD. SO THINGS ARE CHAKING QUICKLY. 573 00:39:26,230 --> 00:39:30,067 WE NOW HAVE PEOPLE IN CONGRESS WHO ARE, CORY BOOKER AND RAND 574 00:39:30,134 --> 00:39:34,805 PAUL JUST TODAY INTRODUCED A BILL TO MAKE PSYCHEDELIC THERAPY 575 00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:42,613 AVAILABLE TO PEOPLE WITH TERMINAL DYING KNOW CEASE. 576 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,181 YEAH. SO WITHIN FIVE YEARS, WITHIN 577 00:39:44,248 --> 00:39:52,156 FIVE YEARS, MUSHROOMS AND MBMA WILL BE DRUGS THAT DOCTORS CAN 578 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:52,990 PRESCRIBE. >> Stephen: PLEASE COME BACK 579 00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:54,191 IN FIVE YEARS. >> I HOPE BEFORE THAT. 580 00:39:54,258 --> 00:39:57,094 >> Stephen: WITH A DOCTOR. MICHAEL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 581 00:39:57,161 --> 00:39:59,363 BEING HERE. >> THANK YOU. 582 00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:02,633 >> Stephen: HOW TO CHANGE YOUR MIND IS NOW A SERIES ON NETFLIX. 583 00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:06,504 AND HIS BOOK, THIS IS YOUR MIND ON PLANTS IS AVAILABLE NOW. 584 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:07,571 MICHAEL POLLAN, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 585 00:40:14,011 --> 00:40:19,216 >> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR, "THE LATE SHOW." 586 00:40:19,283 --> 00:40:21,185 HUAI RACHEL PRICE. TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN WE WILL BE 587 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:22,453 LIVE FOLLOWING THE JANUARY 6TH COMMITTEE HEARING, WITH MY GUEST 588 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,522 CHRIS HAYES AND MUSIC FROM JACK WHITE. 589 00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:26,590 GOODNIGHT.