1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:04,404 >> Announcer: THE EIGHTH AND FINAL PLAN FOR THE JANUARY 6th 2 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:06,473 COMMITTEE HEARING HAPPENING TONIGHT DURING PRIME TIME. 3 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:07,240 >> THE FINAL HEARING. 4 00:00:07,307 --> 00:00:09,175 EXPECT IT TO BE THE FINAL HEARING. 5 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:19,152 ♪♪ ♪♪ 6 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:21,221 >> STOP THE STEAL. 7 00:00:25,024 --> 00:00:27,026 HE MOTIONED TOWARD HIS CLAVICLES. 8 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,532 DRIPPING DOWN THE WALL. 9 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:44,244 >> THE CLAIMS OF FRAUD WERE BULL ( BLEEP ). 10 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:46,312 >> HELLO. 11 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:52,619 THIS IS GOING TO OPEN PEOPLE'S EYES IN A BIG WAY. 12 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:14,474 ♪♪ ♪♪ 13 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:18,478 >> ANNOUNCER: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!" 14 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:25,051 TONIGHT: TONIGHT, THE JOE MUST GO ON. 15 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:29,956 PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES: CHRIS HAYES 16 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:35,562 AND JACK WHITE FEATURING JON BATISTE AND 17 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:40,967 "STAY HUMAN." 18 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:43,970 AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK 19 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:51,711 CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 20 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:54,914 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! 21 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:56,516 Hey, it is live on this planet. 22 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:58,585 GLAD YOU'RE HERE! 23 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:01,921 COME ON. 24 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:19,305 THANK YOU, FOLKS! 25 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,975 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( AUDIENCE CHANTING STEPHEN ) 26 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:29,749 >> Stephen: THANK YOU, EVERYBODY! 27 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:39,626 PLEASE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'VE GOT TO GET GOING! 28 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:42,629 OH, MY GOSH. 29 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:46,032 WELCOME, EVERYBODY. 30 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,668 YOU FEEL THAT, LOUIS? 31 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:52,972 WELCOME, EVERYBODY, TO "THE LATE SHOW." 32 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,140 I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. 33 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:59,913 WE ARE LIVE AFTER THE EIGHTH INSTALLMENT OF THE JANUARY 6TH 34 00:02:59,979 --> 00:03:01,915 COMMITTEE HEARINGS. 35 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:04,150 I'M GOING TO GET TO ALL OF THE JUICY AND DISTURBING DETAILS IN 36 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:05,318 A MOMENT. 37 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:08,421 BUT FIRST, I WANT TO SEND OUT GET WELL WISHES TO OUR-- 38 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:12,692 THANK THE LORD, AND 81 MILLION VOTERS-- CURRENT PRESIDENT, WHO 39 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:16,429 THIS MORNING TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID-19. 40 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:20,600 THEY'RE NOT SURE HOW THE PRESIDENT CONTRACTED COVID-- 41 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:28,141 I SUSPECT HE WISHED ON A CURSED MONKEY'S PAW FOR POSITIVE NEWS. 42 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:30,376 GOT TO BE CAREFUL. 43 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:32,412 ( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY LET HIM 44 00:03:32,478 --> 00:03:35,582 HAVE A CURSED MONKEY'S PAW. 45 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:36,849 ( LAUGHTER ) BIDEN IS 79 YEARS OLD, BUT THIS 46 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:40,119 MORING HE PUT OUT A VIDEO TO SAY THAT EVERYTHING'S FINE. 47 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:41,721 NO ONE SHOULD BE WORRIED. 48 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:44,357 >> HEY, FOLKS, I GUESS YOU HEARD, THIS MORNING I TESTED 49 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:45,358 POSITIVE FOR COVID. 50 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:46,726 BUT I'VE BEEN DOUBLE-VACCINATED, DOUBLE-BOOSTED. 51 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,861 >> STEPHEN: YES, HE'S DOUBLE-VACCINATED, 52 00:03:48,928 --> 00:03:54,901 DOUBLE-BOOSTED, AND AS ALWAYS, DOUBLE-FISTING. 53 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,369 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 54 00:03:56,436 --> 00:04:02,342 THEY SAY ICE CREAM IS ONE OF THE BEST -- ONE OF THE BEST 55 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:03,276 PROPHYLACTICS. 56 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:05,812 ( LAUGHTER ) HE CONTINUED -- 57 00:04:05,878 --> 00:04:06,879 >> SYMPTOMS ARE MILD. 58 00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:08,915 AND I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR INQUIRIES AND CONCERNS. 59 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:13,886 BUT I'M DOING WELL, GETTING A LOT OF WORK DONE. 60 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:14,787 >> STEPHEN: THAT'S RIGHT! 61 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:16,155 COVID ISN'T GOING TO SLOW JOES BIDEN DOWN. 62 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:21,127 BECAUSE HE CAN'T GET ANY SLOWER. 63 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,161 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LET'S GO! 64 00:04:22,228 --> 00:04:23,262 COME ON! 65 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:24,397 WHO'S WITH ME? 66 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:28,401 LET'S GO! 67 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:32,405 BUT THE BIG STORY TONIGHT IS THE HEARINGS, AND TONIGHT, THE 68 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:36,609 COMMITTEE WAS LASER-FOCUSED ON THE JANUARY 6TH ACTIVITIES OF 69 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:43,850 FORMER PRESIDENT J.F.K.F.C. 70 00:04:43,916 --> 00:04:46,152 LIKE PRESIDENT BIDEN, CHAIRMAN BENNIE THOMPSON RECENTLY TESTED 71 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:49,622 POSITIVE FOR COVID, SO HE JOINED VIA ZOOM. 72 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:56,062 LUCKILY HIS BEDROOM IS ALL FLAGS. 73 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,930 ( LAUGHTER ) THOMPSON KICKED THE HEARING OFF 74 00:04:57,997 --> 00:05:00,400 WITH THIS BOMBSHELL: >> AS WE'VE MADE CLEAR 75 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:04,170 THROUGHOUT THESE HEARINGS, OUR INVESTIGATION GOES FORWARD. 76 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:06,906 WE CONTINUE TO RECEIVE NEW INFORMATION EVERY DAY. 77 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:12,145 WE CONTINUE TO HEAR FROM WITNESSES. 78 00:05:12,211 --> 00:05:15,448 WE WILL RECONVENE IN SEPTEMBER TO CONTINUE LAYING OUT OUR 79 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:16,249 FINDINGS TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. 80 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:19,952 >> STEPHEN: WE'RE GETTING A SEQUEL! 81 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:21,187 IN SEPTEMBER. 82 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:22,155 AND A FALL HEARING IS PERFECT, BECAUSE THE FORMER PRESIDENT IS 83 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:28,161 PUMPKIN-SPICE. 84 00:05:28,227 --> 00:05:30,096 ( APPLAUSE ) DELICIOUS. 85 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,531 ABSOLUTELY. 86 00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:32,398 I LOVE IT. 87 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:34,167 SO DELICIOUS. 88 00:05:34,233 --> 00:05:34,934 >> WARM. 89 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,970 >> Stephen: ILLINOIS REPRESENTATIVE 90 00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:39,605 ADAM KINZINGER STATED THE PLAIN AND SIMPLE REASON THE FORMER 91 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:41,841 PRESIDENT SAT ON HIS BUTT DURING THE RIOT. 92 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:44,944 >> THE MOB ATTACKING THE CAPITOL QUICKLY CAUSED EVACUATION OF 93 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:48,414 BOTH THE HOUSE AND THE SENATE. 94 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:52,151 THE COUNT GROUND TO AN ABSOLUTE HALT AND WAS ULTIMATELY DELAYED 95 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:54,320 FOR HOURS. 96 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:56,956 THE MOB WAS ACCOMPLISHING PRESIDENT TRUMP'S PURPOSE, SO, 97 00:05:57,023 --> 00:06:00,359 OF COURSE, HE DIDN'T INTERVENE. 98 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:03,863 >> STEPHEN: YEAH, WHEN A MOB IS DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT, YOU 99 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:04,764 ONLY ENCOURAGE THEM. 100 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:08,401 AM I RIGHT, GREATEST AUDIENCE IN THE WORLD? 101 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:19,512 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU, CITIZENS. 102 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:19,846 THANK YOU! 103 00:06:19,912 --> 00:06:22,181 THANK YOU! 104 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:26,652 ( AUDIENCE CHANTING STEPHEN ) >> Stephen: PLEASE -- THANK 105 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:27,587 YOU, CITIZENS. 106 00:06:27,653 --> 00:06:28,821 KINZINGER SUMMED UP THE COMMITTEE'S THESIS: 107 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:32,558 >> PRESIDENT TRUMP DID NOT FAIL TO ACT DURING THE 187 MINUTES 108 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:36,395 BETWEEN LEAVING THE ELLIPSE AND TELLING THE MOB TO GO HOME-- 109 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:38,798 HE CHOSE NOT TO ACT. 110 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:41,901 >> STEPHEN: HE CHOSE NOT TO ACT. 111 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:43,970 SAME REVIEW HE GOT FOR "HOME ALONE 2." 112 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:57,183 VIRGINIA REPRESENTATIVE ELAINE LURIA PAINTED A VIVID PICTURE OF 113 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:02,855 WHERE THE FORMER PRESIDENT WAS PHYSICALLY THAT DAY. 114 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:06,592 >> WITNESSES TOLD US THAT, ON JANUARY 6TH, PRESIDENT TRUMP SAT 115 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:09,195 IN HIS USUAL SPOT AT THE HEAD OF THE TABLE FACING A TELEVISION 116 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,464 HANGING ON THE WALL. 117 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:14,467 WE KNOW FROM THE EMPLOYEE THIS TV WAS TUNED TO FOX NEWS ALL 118 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:18,237 AFTERNOON. 119 00:07:18,304 --> 00:07:20,740 HERE, YOU CAN SEE FOX NEWS ON THE TV SHOWING COVERAGE OF THE 120 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:23,476 JOINT SESSION THAT WAS AIRING THAT DAY AT 1:25. 121 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:26,179 >> STEPHEN: NOTHING UNUSUAL THERE, JUST AN ELDERLY MAN, 122 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:31,484 PARKED IN FRONT OF FOX NEWS ALL DAY, CONFUSED ABOUT WHO THE 123 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:35,488 PRESIDENT IS. 124 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:39,225 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OR WORDS TO THAT EFFECT. 125 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,595 OR WORDS TO THAT EFFECT. 126 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:43,796 LURIA ALSO LAID OUT WHAT THE FORMER PRESIDENT DIDN'T DO IN 127 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:44,997 THAT TIME. 128 00:07:45,064 --> 00:07:49,068 >> IT'S IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HE NEVER DID THAT DAY. 129 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,204 >> STEPHEN: OOH, LET ME GUESS... 130 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:54,941 EAT A SALAD? 131 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:56,042 TELL ERIC HE WAS PROUD OF HIM? 132 00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:59,478 HAVE A BOWEL MOVEMENT WITHOUT PRAYING FOR GOD'S MERCY? 133 00:07:59,545 --> 00:08:07,453 OOH, I KNOW: WIN THE ELECTION. 134 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:15,228 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THERE WAS A WHOLE LIST OF 135 00:08:15,294 --> 00:08:19,131 SECURITY OFFICIALS THE PRESIDENT DIDN'T REACH OUT TO THAT DAY. 136 00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:21,234 >> WE HAVE CONFIRMED IN NUMEROUS INTERVIEWS WITH SENIOR LAW 137 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:26,038 ENFORCEMENT AND MILITARY LEADERS, VICE PRESIDENT'S STAFF 138 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:30,710 AND D.C. GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, NONE OF THEM, NOT ONE HEARD FROM 139 00:08:30,776 --> 00:08:31,477 PRESIDENT TRUMP THAT DAY. 140 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:32,278 HE DID NOT CALL TO ISSUE ORDERS. 141 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:35,014 HE DID NOT CALL TO OFFER ASSISTANCE. 142 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:38,384 >> STEPHEN: HE DID NOT CALL THEM FROM A BOX. 143 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:42,321 HE DID NOT CALL WATCHING FOX. 144 00:08:42,388 --> 00:08:43,089 HE DID NOT HELP OUT UNCLE SAM. 145 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:47,426 HIS BRAIN IS MADE OF EGGS AND HAM. 146 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:53,799 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 147 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:54,934 BUT, IN HIS DEFENSE, IT IS POSSIBLE HE FORGOT THE NUMBER 148 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:57,236 FOR 9-1-1. 149 00:08:57,303 --> 00:09:00,306 ( LAUGHTER ) THEY ALSO PLAYED TESTIMONY OF 150 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,842 WHITE HOUSE COUNSEL PAT CIPOLLONE, SHOWING JUST HOW MUCH 151 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:04,710 HE AND OTHERS TRIED TO GET THE PRESIDENT TO ACT. 152 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:09,248 >> DID YOU CONTINUE MR. CIPOLLONE, THROUGHOUT THE 153 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:13,552 PERIOD OF TIME UP UNTIL 4:17, CONTINUE, YOU AND OTHERS, TO 154 00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:15,221 PUSH FOR A STRONGER STATEMENT? 155 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:16,989 >> YES. 156 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:18,424 >> WERE YOU JOINED IN THAT EFFORT BY IVANKA TRUMP? 157 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:18,925 >> YES. 158 00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:19,458 >> ERIC HERSCHMANN? 159 00:09:19,525 --> 00:09:20,927 >> YES. 160 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:21,294 >> MARK MEADOWS? 161 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,361 >> YES. 162 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:23,462 >> STEPHEN: IS THE PRESIDENT GUILTY? 163 00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:25,531 >> YES. 164 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:27,199 >> STEPHEN: IS A HOTDOG A SANDWICH? 165 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:28,434 >> YES. 166 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:31,404 WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE '70s GROUP. 167 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:32,605 >> YES. 168 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:33,773 >> Stephen: WAS EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WHITE HOUSE OTHER 169 00:09:33,839 --> 00:09:38,010 THAN THE PRESIDENT HORRIFIED BY HIS CRIMINAL COUP ATTEMPT? 170 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:38,811 >> YES! 171 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:39,211 YES! 172 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:40,479 YES! 173 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:42,348 YES! 174 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,516 YES! 175 00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:53,292 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: EVEN THOUGH 176 00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:56,162 ADVISORS WANTED HIM TO MAKE A PUBLIC ADDRESS, THEY KNEW IT 177 00:09:56,228 --> 00:09:59,932 WOULD COME WITH A COUPLE OF RISKS. 178 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:02,568 >> PRESIDENT TRUMP'S ADVISORS KNEW HIS STATE OF MIND AT THE 179 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:06,205 MOMENT AND THEY WERE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT HE WOULD SAY IN 180 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,373 UNSCRIPTED COMMENTS. 181 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:11,243 >> Stephen: YES, THEY WERE WORRIED HE WOULD WALK UP TO THE 182 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:19,151 PODIUM IN THE PRESS ROOM AND START JAZZ SCATTING, HANG MIKE 183 00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:20,019 PENCE. 184 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:22,955 ( LAUGHTER ) >> MEMBERS OF THE V.P. WERE 185 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,191 STARTING TO FEAR FOR THEIR OWN LIVES. 186 00:10:25,257 --> 00:10:31,330 THERE WAS A LOT OF YELLING, A LOT OF -- A LOT OF VERY PERSONAL 187 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:40,506 CALLS OVER THE RADIO, SO -- IT WAS JUST HURTING, I DON'T LIKE 188 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:41,707 TALKING ABOUT IT. 189 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:44,710 BUT THERE WERE CALLS TO SAY GOODBYE TO FAMILY MEMBERS, SO ON 190 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:46,078 AND SO FORTH. 191 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:48,614 >> Stephen: MEMBERS OF PENCE'S SECURITY DETAIL WERE CALLING 192 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:51,150 THEIR FAMILIES TO SAY GOODBYE. 193 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:55,821 THAT'S HOW REAL THE DANGER WAS, SO ANYTIME SOME REPUBLICAN SAYS 194 00:10:55,888 --> 00:11:01,527 THIS WAS JUST A NORMAL TOURIST VISIT, REMEMBER THE GUY THAT 195 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:06,332 DISNEYLAND DRESSED AS GOOFY NEVER CALLS HIS WIFE TO SAY, I 196 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:13,139 MAY NOT MAKE IT HOME TONIGHT, HA-HA, KISS THE KIDS! 197 00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:16,042 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW, DURING THE VIOLENCE, DURING 198 00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:19,178 ALL THIS VIOLENCE, THE EX-PRESIDENT TWEETED ANOTHER 199 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:24,016 ATTACK ON MIKE PENCE AND ONE RIOTER EXPLAINED THE EFFECT ON 200 00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:26,719 THE OTHER RIOTERS. 201 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:29,488 >> THAT'S THE WORD. 202 00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:30,689 MIKE PENCE HAS HURT US. 203 00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:36,062 >> Stephen: THAT'S HISTORIC, NO ONE EVER ADMITTED MIKE PENCE 204 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:38,097 SCREWED THEM. 205 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:40,332 ( LAUGHTER ) THERE'S CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE 206 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:45,971 BUT THAT'S ABOUT IT. 207 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:46,906 HEARSAY. 208 00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:48,107 ( APPLAUSE ) THEN THE COMMITTEE TALKED ABOUT 209 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:55,981 MISSOURI SENATOR JOSH HAWLEY, THE MAN WHO FAMOUSLY RAISED A 210 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:59,318 FIST IN SOLIDARITY WITH THE MOB BEFORE ENTERING CONGRESS THAT 211 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:00,486 DAY. 212 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,189 TURNS OUT, ONCE THE MOB BROKE INTO THE BUILDING, HE WASN'T 213 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:06,325 QUITE SO ENTHUSIASTIC TO STAND WITH THEM! 214 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:10,162 >> LATER THAT DAY, SENATOR HAWLEY FLED AFTER THOSE 215 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:14,366 PROTESTORS HE HELPED TO RILE UP STORMED THE CAPITOL. 216 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:19,972 SEE FOR YOURSELF. 217 00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:23,976 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 218 00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:31,984 >> Stephen: YEAH! 219 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:36,689 P-SHET!EW. 220 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:37,857 LOOK AT HIM GO! 221 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:43,028 JIM, CAN WE PLAY THAT WITH THE AUDIO TURNED UP? 222 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:47,032 ( APPLAUSE ) ONE WITNESS DESCRIBED A STUNNING 223 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,869 PHONE CALL BETWEEN KEVIN McCARTHY AND THE FORMER 224 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,036 PRESIDENT. 225 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,073 >> I ASKED KEVIN McCARTHY, WHO'S A REPUBLICAN LEADER ABOUT 226 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:57,743 THIS, AND HE SAID HE CALLED DONALD -- HE FINALLY GOT THROUGH 227 00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:00,546 TO DONALD TRUMP AND HE SAID, YOU HAVE GOT TO GET ON TV, YOU HAVE 228 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:06,652 GOT TO GET ON TWITTER, YOU HAVE GOT TO CALL THESE PEOPLE OFF. 229 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:10,756 THE PRESIDENT SAID TO HIM, AS THIS WAS HAPPENING, THESE AREN'T 230 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:11,957 MY PEOPLE, THESE ARE ANTIFA. 231 00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:15,661 BUT SECOND OF ALL, LET'S SAY THEY WERE ANTIFA, WOULDN'T THAT 232 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,930 WANT TO MAKE THE PRESIDENT STOP THEM MORE? 233 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:21,934 YOU HEARD IT FIRST THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T WANT TO STOP ANTIFA AND 234 00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:27,940 HE THINKS THEY ARE VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE AND HE LOVES THEM. 235 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:36,949 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHILE THE PRESIDENT DID NOT GET 236 00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:40,619 IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA FOR THREE HOURS ON JANUARY 6th, THE 237 00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:43,522 COMMITTEE SHOWED POLITICIANS OF BOTH PARTIES CALLING ON HIM TO 238 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:46,659 TAKE ACTION, INCLUDING THIS GUY. 239 00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:54,633 >> I CALL ON PRESIDENT TRUMP TO GO ON NATIONAL TELEVISION NOW TO 240 00:13:54,700 --> 00:14:01,774 FULFILL HIS OATH AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION AND DEMAND AN END 241 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:02,341 TO THIS SIEGE. 242 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:03,075 >> Stephen: OH, MY GOD! 243 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:06,512 WHO WAS THAT VITAL YOUNG MAN? 244 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,781 HE'S GOT PEP IN HIS STEP! 245 00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:11,250 HE'D MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT. 246 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:15,854 SOMEBODY JUDGE JOE BIDEN AWAKE AND TELL HIM WE FOUND A 247 00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:16,689 SUCCESSOR! 248 00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:19,491 ( LAUGHTER ) IN HIS CLOSING STATEMENT, 249 00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:22,027 REPRESENTATIVE KINZINGER BROUGHT THE WHOLE THING HOME. 250 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:24,230 >> WHATEVER YOUR POLITICS, WHATEVER YOU THINK ABOUT THE 251 00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:36,141 OUTCOME OF THE ELECTION, WE AS AMERICANS MUST ALL AGREE ON THIT 252 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:43,415 ON JANUARY 6th WAS A SUPREME VIOLATION OF HIS OATH OF OFFICE 253 00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:47,753 AND A COMPLETE DERELICTION OF HIS DUTY TO OUR NATION. 254 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:51,290 IT IS A STAIN ON OUR HISTORY. 255 00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:56,795 IT IS A DISHONOR TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE SACRIFICED AND DIED IN 256 00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:58,364 SERVICE OF OUR DEMOCRACY. 257 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:01,533 >> Stephen: YES. 258 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,503 HE -- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 259 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:08,073 WELL SAID. 260 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:08,741 YES. 261 00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:10,309 HE IS A STAIN ON OUR HISTORY. 262 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:16,081 AND THANKS TO THESE HEARINGS, WE KNOW THAT STAIN IS KETCHUP. 263 00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:19,652 ( LAUGHTER ) IN HER CLOSING STATEMENT, 264 00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:27,026 CONGRESSWOMAN LURIA QUOTED OUR 16th PRESIDENT. 265 00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,862 >> ABRAHAM LINCOLN 23 YEARS BEFORE THE CIVIL WAR SAID, IF 266 00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:35,501 DESTRUCTION BE OUR LOT, WE MUST OURSELVES BE ITS AUTHOR AND ITS 267 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:36,769 FINISHER. 268 00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:42,107 DONALD TRUMP WAS THE AUTHOR, AND WE THE PEOPLE, FOR OURSELVES AND 269 00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:48,113 OUR POSTERITY, SHOULD NOT LET DONALD TRUMP BE THE FINISHER. 270 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:51,850 >> Stephen: IT'S TRUE. 271 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:58,290 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE CANNOT LET DONALD TRUMP 272 00:15:58,357 --> 00:15:59,091 FINISH. 273 00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:03,562 THAT'S HOW WE GOT ERIC AND DON, JR. 274 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,297 IT'S TOO RISKY. 275 00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:06,865 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 276 00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:09,768 SO, ALL IN ALL, IT WAS A LONG NIGHT, ALMOST THREE HOURS, BUT 277 00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:13,572 IT WASN'T NEARLY AS LONG AS THE 187 MINUTES WHERE THE FORMER 278 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:17,476 PRESIDENT DID NOTHING TO STOP AN ONGOING INSURRECTION THAT HE 279 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:22,481 CREATED AND THEN WATCHED IT ALL IN GLEE, AS IT PLAYED OUT ON TV. 280 00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:26,352 LET'S JUST HOPE SOME OF HIS FOLLOWERS WERE WATCHING THIS 281 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:27,186 TONIGHT. 282 00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:29,054 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 283 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,989 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LATER ON, I'LL BE TALKING TO 284 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:32,791 MUSIC LEGEND JACK WHITE. 285 00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:37,596 WHEN WE COME BACK, I'LL TALK ABOUT TONIGHT'S HEARINGS WITH 286 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,163 MSNBC'S CHRIS HAYES! 287 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,164 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! 288 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:19,905 MY GUEST TONIGHT HAS REPORTED ON POLITICS FOR TWO DECADES, 289 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:20,873 AND IS THE HOST OF "ALL IN WITH CHRIS HAYES." 290 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,941 PLEASE WELCOME CHRIS HAYES! 291 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,951 I THOUGHT IT WAS REMARKABLE COMPELLING 292 00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:21,066 >> Stephen: WHAT IS IT ABOUT THAT? 293 00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:42,154 >> Stephen: WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT THE REALITY THAT WE DON'T 294 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,923 KNOW YET. 295 00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:46,091 >> JUST HOW CLOSE IT CAME. 296 00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:52,297 HOW CLOSE WE CAME TO IS A COUP BEING PULLED OFF, THE PRAITH 297 00:18:52,364 --> 00:19:02,875 LEADING A MOB AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT AT THE CAPITOL. 298 00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:06,845 IT WAS A MATTER OF SECONDS AND FEET BETWEEN THE VICE PRESIDENT 299 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:10,015 OF THE UNITED STATES WHO HAD A TARGET PAINTED ON HIS BACK BY 300 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:14,720 THE PRESIDENT AND A CROWD WHO WAS OUT FOR THE BLOOD ABOUT HIM. 301 00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:19,291 YOU CAN HEAR ON THE VOCAL TAMBOR ON THE COMES OF THE SECRET 302 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,093 SERVICE, THEY ARE IN FIGHT OR FLIGHT MODE. 303 00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:27,032 THESE ARE USUALLY, AS YOU SAY, VERY COOL CUSTOMERS. 304 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:30,202 THEY ARE TRAINED TO DEAL WITH EVENTUALITIES. 305 00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:33,305 THEY ARE TRAINED TO DEAL WITH THAT EXIT IS CLOSED, WE'LL GO TO 306 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:34,072 THAT EXIT. 307 00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:35,507 YOU CAN HEAR PANIC IN THE VOICES. 308 00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:39,311 >> Stephen: THEY DON'T HAVE TOTAL OPERATIONAL AND 309 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:40,345 SITUATIONAL AWARENESS. 310 00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:44,082 THEY WOULDN'T REACT IF A FRIED EGG WINKED AT THEM. 311 00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:46,285 ( LAUGHTER ) OKAY? 312 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,486 >> HAS THAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 313 00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:50,122 >> Stephen: NO, IT NEVER HAS, THANK GOD. 314 00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:51,256 THANK GOD. 315 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,559 ANY OTHER REVELATIONS FROM TONIGHT THAT LEAP OUT TO YOU? 316 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:58,964 FOR INSTANCE, WHAT ABOUT WE SAW OUTTAKES, ESPECIALLY OF THE 317 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,867 JANUARY 7th SPEECH, WHERE HE SEEMED VERY OUT OF SORTS, THE 318 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:06,004 FORMER PRESIDENT, SLAMMING THE PODIUM, AND -- AND SAID HE 319 00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:07,940 DIDN'T WANT TO SAY THAT THE ELECTION WAS OVER. 320 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:10,742 HE WANTED TO TAKE THAT OUT OF THE SCRIPT. 321 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:12,110 WHAT DID YOU MAKE OF THAT? 322 00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:15,447 >> I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY REVEALING, THAT SENTENCE. 323 00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:18,216 THAT SUBSTANCE WHERE HE SAID I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT'S OVER, 324 00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:19,785 WHICH SAYS EVERYTHING. 325 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:20,752 >> Stephen: RIGHT. 326 00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:27,025 HE'LL EVEN SAY THE BALLOTS HAD BEEN CERTIFIED. 327 00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:28,126 >> EXACTLY. 328 00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:31,063 HE WILL SAY CONGRESS HAS CERTIFIED BUT DOESN'T WANT TO 329 00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:32,364 SAY IT'S OVER. 330 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:37,369 WHEN YOU JUXTAPOSE THAT WITH JUST THIS LAST WEEK A LOCAL NEWS 331 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:42,407 OUTLET IN WISCONSIN REPORTS ON THE ASSEMBLY GETTING A CALL FROM 332 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:45,611 DONALD TRUMP SAYING HE WANTS TO OVERTURN THE ELECTION. 333 00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:46,812 >> Stephen: DECERTIFY IT. 334 00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:51,416 WHEN YOU COMBINE I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT'S OVER WITH THE FACT 335 00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:54,920 THIS IS ONGOING, THERE'S SOMETHING INCREDIBLY DARKLY 336 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,855 PROPHETIC ABOUT HIM SAYING I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT'S OVER. 337 00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:02,561 >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU FEEL MATTHEW POTTINGER AND SARAH 338 00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:04,630 MATTHEWS CONTRIBUTED WITH THEIR TESTIMONY TONIGHT? 339 00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:07,232 >> IT'S A VERY INTERESTING RHETORICAL APPROACH THE 340 00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:08,467 COMMITTEE HAS TAKEN. 341 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:12,871 THEY ARE ATTEMPTING TO PERSUADE, AND THE PEOPLE THAT NEED TO BE 342 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,941 PERSUADED WITH PEOPLE THAT ARE BY AND LARGE REPUBLICANS. 343 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:20,679 IN ORDER TO DO THAT, AS LIZ CHENEY SAID AT THE END OF THAT 344 00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:24,116 HEARING, WE HAVE PRESENTED TO YOU VOICES OF LOYAL REPUBLICANS, 345 00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:29,955 NOT AS POLITICAL ENEMIES BUT POLITICAL SUPPORTERS, THE PEOPLE 346 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:33,425 THAT WORKED FOR HIM, THE PEOPLE THAT BELIEVED IN HIM, AND THEY 347 00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:38,330 ARE CONFESSING THAT THEY FOUND THIS BEHAVIOR INTOLERABLE. 348 00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:41,466 SO MATTHEWS AND POTTINGER WERE THERE TO DO THAT. 349 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:44,870 THEY WERE THERE UNTIL THAT DAY AND THE ATTEMPTED COUP HOOPS AND 350 00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:46,004 THAT'S TOO MUCH FOR THEM. 351 00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:49,041 AND SO, IN THAT WAY, I THINK THEY LEND CREDIBILITY TO THE 352 00:21:49,107 --> 00:21:52,511 IDEA THAT, OUTSIDE OF DONALD TRUMP HIMSELF, THERE WAS 353 00:21:52,577 --> 00:21:56,081 ESSENTIALLY UNANIMITY AMONG THE PEOPLE THAT WERE LOYAL TO HIM 354 00:21:56,148 --> 00:22:00,952 THAT WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS INDEFENSIBLE AND THAT HIS 355 00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:03,855 CONDUCT ON THAT DAY WAS INDEFENSIBLE. 356 00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:08,493 >> Stephen: WHO DO YOU THINK COMES OFF WORSE? 357 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,296 WHO DO YOU THINK AROUND HIM LOOKS THE WORST. 358 00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:12,264 >> MEADOWS. 359 00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:16,134 >> Stephen: HE LOOKS COMPLETELY INEFFECTUAL AND 360 00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:16,935 SPINELESS. 361 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,236 ( LAUGHTER ) >> YES, AND THIS BY CZAR 362 00:22:18,303 --> 00:22:22,607 CIPHER -- PARTLY BECAUSE MEADOWS HASN'T GIVEN HIS TESTIMONY. 363 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:27,579 A LOT OF IT IS PEOPLE TRYING TO WASH A LITTLE BIT OF WHAT'S LEFT 364 00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:32,284 OF REPUTATION, THEY SAY, I SAID WE CAN'T DO THIS. 365 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:33,485 MEADOWS HASN'T BE THERE. 366 00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:33,952 ALL WE KNOW IS HE'S SCROLLING HIS PHONE AS THE COUNTRY IS 367 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:34,686 BURNING. 368 00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:37,155 >> Stephen: A LITTLE CANDY CRUSH. 369 00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:38,390 >> YEAH. 370 00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:40,992 >> Stephen: WE'LL TAKE A QUICK BREAK, BUT STICK AROUND FOR MORE 371 00:22:41,059 --> 00:22:43,061 WITH CHRIS HAYES, EVERYBODY. 372 00:23:06,985 --> 00:23:08,920 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! 373 00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:13,525 WE'RE HERE WITH CHRIS HAYES FROM "ALL IN WITH CHRIS HAYES." 374 00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:15,260 LET'S GET BACK TO THE HEARINGS. 375 00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:20,599 THE COMMITTEE FOCUSED TODAY ON THE 187 MINUTES OF THE FORMER 376 00:23:20,665 --> 00:23:21,733 PRESIDENT'S INACTION. 377 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:25,170 NOW THAT WE HAVE A FULLER PICTURE OF WHAT HE WAS OR WAS 378 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:29,674 NOT DOING THAT DAY, HOW DOES THAT CHANGE THE STORY? 379 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:33,411 >> WELL, I THINK -- I MEAN, IN SOME WAYS, I THINK SAYING HE 380 00:23:33,478 --> 00:23:37,582 DIDN'T ACT UNDERSELLS A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE THERE IS ONE 381 00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:41,086 EXTREMELY CRUCIAL ACTION IN THAT PERIOD, WHICH IS THAT HE SENDS 382 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:44,422 OUT A TWEET, SICCING THE CROWD ON MIKE PENCE, WHO IS IN THE 383 00:23:44,489 --> 00:23:46,758 BUILDING THAT THEY ARE OVERRUNNING. 384 00:23:46,825 --> 00:23:49,027 AND I THINK THAT BOTH WHAT WE SAW TODAY AND WHAT WE LEARNED 385 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:53,732 TODAY AND WHAT WE LEARNED FROM ALL OF THE TESTIMONY AND 386 00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:56,802 EVIDENCE THEY HAVE INTRODUCED IS THAT THAT TWEET LOOKS WORSE AND 387 00:23:56,868 --> 00:24:00,505 WORSE AND WORSE AND WORSE WITH EVERY NEW FACT WE LEARNED. 388 00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:04,509 IT IS HARDER AND HARDER NOT TO THINK THAT THE PRESIDENT, IN A 389 00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:11,550 FIT OF RAGE, WAS ATTEMPTING TO HAVE THE MOB REMOVE MIKE PENCE 390 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:14,419 FROM HIS ABOUT TO DO HIS CONSTITUTIONAL DUTY. 391 00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:19,090 >> Stephen: EVERY OTHER GAMBIT HAD FAILED. 392 00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:20,292 >> YES. 393 00:24:20,358 --> 00:24:23,361 >> Stephen: ALL YOU CAN DO, IN THIS CASE, QUITE LITERALLY, IS 394 00:24:23,428 --> 00:24:24,529 BURN IT DOWN. 395 00:24:24,596 --> 00:24:26,364 >> THAT COMBINED WITH THE FACT HE'S CALLING U.S. SENATORS. 396 00:24:26,431 --> 00:24:30,135 >> Stephen: BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHO YET. 397 00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:31,102 >> WE DON'T KNOW. 398 00:24:31,169 --> 00:24:32,370 I HOPE WE FIND OUT. 399 00:24:32,437 --> 00:24:33,572 >> Stephen: OTHER THAN TOMMY TUBBERFIELD. 400 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:37,142 WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE, I THINK THEY'RE EVACUATING US, 401 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:39,945 MR. PRESIDENT. 402 00:24:40,011 --> 00:24:41,746 WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS LATER. 403 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:43,949 ( LAUGHTER ) HE'S STILL IN THERE AND STILL 404 00:24:44,015 --> 00:24:45,951 WANTS THIS COUP TO HAPPEN. 405 00:24:46,017 --> 00:24:50,755 ANOTHER FACT WE LEARNED TONIGHT THAT'S INCREDIBLY INCRIMINATING 406 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:55,493 WAS THE WHITE HOUSE PHOTOGRAPHER WHO TAKES PICTURES OF EVERYTHING 407 00:24:55,560 --> 00:25:03,435 ALL THE WANTS TO GO IN THERE BECAUSE SHE DOCUMENTS EVERY 408 00:25:03,501 --> 00:25:05,470 MOMENT IS SHUT DOWN. 409 00:25:05,537 --> 00:25:09,040 HE'S THERE WITH HIS CELL PHONE, CALLING U.S. SENATORS. 410 00:25:09,107 --> 00:25:12,544 AT THAT POINT, YOU HAVE TO CONCLUDE, AND I SAID THIS 411 00:25:12,611 --> 00:25:15,647 BEFORE, HE IS, A, WATCHING THE COVERAGE THE WAY THE OWNER OF A 412 00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:21,953 BASKETBALL TEAM IN THE FRONT ROW ROOTS ON THEIR TEAM. 413 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:26,658 ( APPLAUSE ) HE'S SITTING THERE LIKE HE'S A 414 00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:27,859 SPECTATOR. 415 00:25:27,926 --> 00:25:32,464 >> Stephen: LET'S TALK ABOUT ONE OF HIS TOP DRAFT PICKS, JOSH 416 00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:33,398 HAWLEY. 417 00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:38,403 ( LAUGHTER ) THERE'S A REALLY LOVELY MOMENT. 418 00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:41,806 THERE'S A REALLY LOVELY MOMENT WHERE THEY SHOW HIM RUNNING. 419 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:43,408 WHY DO YOU THINK THEY DID THAT? 420 00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:53,952 WHAT WAS THE VALUE OF SHOWING JOSH HAWLEY SKEDADDLING? 421 00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:56,421 ( LAUGHTER ) >> THE VALUE WAS THE COMMITTEE 422 00:25:56,488 --> 00:26:03,461 TELLING JOSH HAWLEY TO GO F HIMSELF. 423 00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:07,766 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER ) 424 00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:12,137 >> I DON'T THINK THERE WAS A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF PROBATIVE 425 00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:13,004 VALUE IN THE PRESENTATION. 426 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:16,675 >> Stephen: NO, IT'S A LITTLE OFF-ROAD. 427 00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:20,578 >> WELL, IT'S A LITTLE OFF-ROAD, BUT IT'S ALSO, LIKE, YOU WENT 428 00:26:20,645 --> 00:26:24,416 OUT THERE THAT DAY -- I THINK THE MESSAGE THERE, AGAIN, I 429 00:26:24,482 --> 00:26:26,985 THINK IT'S IMPORTANT FOR US TO SEE THEY WERE RUNNING BECAUSE 430 00:26:27,052 --> 00:26:28,920 THEY WERE SCARED AND BEING EVACUATED, BUT YOU WENT UP THERE 431 00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:32,023 THAT DAY TO GO THROW YOUR FIST UP AND PLAY WITH FIRE, AND 432 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:36,561 EVERYONE GOT TO SEE YOU DO THAT AND SEE YOU FUND RAISE AFTER IT 433 00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:40,832 AND SEE HOW YOU TALK ABOUT HOW YOU OWN THE LIBS, BUT NOT SEE 434 00:26:40,899 --> 00:26:44,269 YOU WITH YOUR TAIL BETWEEN YOUR LEGS WHEN THE MOB IS ABOUT TO 435 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:47,372 KNOCK DOWN YOUR DOOR. 436 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,873 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: YOU HAVE BEEN 437 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,142 REPORTING ON POLITICS FOR 20 YEARS. 438 00:26:51,209 --> 00:26:56,147 THIS IS THE EIGHTH HEARING, NINTH HEARING TONIGHT? 439 00:26:56,214 --> 00:26:56,915 >> EIGHTH. 440 00:26:56,982 --> 00:26:57,949 >> Stephen: EIGHTH HEARING TONIGHT? 441 00:26:58,016 --> 00:26:59,617 WHAT MOST HAS SURPRISED YOU? 442 00:26:59,684 --> 00:27:02,153 ANYTHING SURPRISED YOU MOST ABOUT THE LAST EIGHT HEARINGS? 443 00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:05,323 >> WELL I THINK THE SHEER AMOUNT OF NEW INFORMATION THEY HAVE 444 00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:07,559 UNCOVERED IS GENUINELY REMARKABLE. 445 00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:10,729 >> Stephen: HOW THEY'VE GIVEN IT TO US. 446 00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:12,263 >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. 447 00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:15,500 IT IS AS A TELEVISION PRACTITIONER. 448 00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:16,901 >> Stephen: YEAH. 449 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:20,605 IT HAS BEEN A TOUR DEFORCE OF PRODUCTION. 450 00:27:20,672 --> 00:27:24,309 >> Stephen: I THINK IT'S GOING TO CHANGE HOW ANY CONGRESSIONAL 451 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:29,614 HEARING IS HELD TO A STANDARD BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE CIRCUS 452 00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:33,151 THAT USUALLY HAPPENS IS NO LONGER GOING TO BE SEEN AS 453 00:27:33,218 --> 00:27:34,085 ENTERTAINMENT. 454 00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:37,989 THIS IS ACTUALLY INFORMATIVE AND INTERESTING 455 00:27:38,056 --> 00:27:39,290 ( APPLAUSE ) >> YES. 456 00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:40,558 AND I AGREE. 457 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:43,595 BUT THE NECESSARY PRE-CONDITION FOR THAT IS YOU HAVE A UNANIMITY 458 00:27:43,661 --> 00:27:46,731 OF PURPOSE AMONG THE MEMBERS OF THE COMMITTEE ACROSS PARTY LINES 459 00:27:46,798 --> 00:27:51,936 TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF WHAT HAPPENED AND TO PRESENT THEIR 460 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:53,071 CASE TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. 461 00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:55,940 THAT IS USUALLY NOT THE CASE -- >> Stephen: RIGHT. 462 00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:58,977 IF JIM JORDAN WERE UP THERE IN HIS SHIRT SLEEVES AND 463 00:27:59,044 --> 00:28:02,914 EVERYTHING IS BROKEN DOWN IN MAJORITY TIME, MINORITY TIME, 464 00:28:02,981 --> 00:28:05,650 RESPONSE, REBUTTAL, YOU CAN'T DO WHAT THEY'RE DOING. 465 00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:09,888 >> Stephen: I THINK THAT'S PROOF KEVIN McCARTHY DOES NOT 466 00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:12,690 DESERVE TO BE SPEAKER WAS HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND POLITICS WELL 467 00:28:12,757 --> 00:28:15,293 ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT HIS OWN GAME WAS. 468 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,761 WE HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER BREAK. 469 00:28:16,828 --> 00:28:19,731 BACK WITH MORE CHRIS HAYES, EVERYBODY. 470 00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:20,799 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) 471 00:28:32,343 --> 00:28:33,078 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! 472 00:28:33,144 --> 00:28:38,316 WE'RE BACK HERE WITH MR. CHRIS HAYES. 473 00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:41,619 CHRIS, YOU SAID, AFTER THE TESTIMONY LAST WEEK, WHEN WE 474 00:28:41,686 --> 00:28:47,058 FIRST SAW PAT CIPOLLONE TALKING, YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO THROW 475 00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:49,394 SOMETHING AT THE TV WHEN YOU WOULD HEAR HIM TALK ABOUT THE 476 00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:52,363 BEHAVIOR OF HIS LEGAL TEAM, WHY? 477 00:28:52,430 --> 00:29:00,205 >> HE WAS TALKING ABOUT A MEETING ON DECEMBER 18 WHERE 478 00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:03,575 MICHAEL FLYNN IS IN THERE AND THE OVERSTOCK GUY -- 479 00:29:03,641 --> 00:29:06,244 ( LAUGHTER ) -- AND SAID THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE 480 00:29:06,311 --> 00:29:08,213 BACKING UP ARGUMENTS WITH FACTS. 481 00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:11,216 I SAID, BUDDY, DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU WORK FOR? 482 00:29:11,282 --> 00:29:21,793 THERE IS THIS AIR OF ENFORCED NANAIVETY THAT SAYS WELL, THE 483 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:22,961 PRESIDENT WAS SAYING STUFF THAT WASN'T TRUE. 484 00:29:23,027 --> 00:29:27,699 WELL, WE CHECKED IT OUT AND WE RAN IT TO GROUND AND I KEPT 485 00:29:27,765 --> 00:29:31,803 TELLING HIM IT WASN'T TRUE AND HE KEPT COMING BACK. 486 00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:35,840 I'M, LIKE, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND -- WERE YOU THAT DELUSIONAL 487 00:29:35,907 --> 00:29:37,008 OR ARE YOU LYING NOW? 488 00:29:37,075 --> 00:29:39,444 IT HAS TO BE ONE OF THE TWO. 489 00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:41,980 >> Stephen: THEY DESCRIBE THEMSELVES AS TEAM NORMAL AND 490 00:29:42,046 --> 00:29:43,081 TEAM CRAZY. 491 00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:46,451 YOU WORK FOR THE PRESIDENT, YOU ALL ARE ON TEAM CRAZY. 492 00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:49,020 YOU GOT DRAFTED BY COACH CRAZY. 493 00:29:49,087 --> 00:29:50,121 >> CORRECT. 494 00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:51,422 >> Stephen: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE MISSING TEXTS FROM THE 495 00:29:51,489 --> 00:29:52,290 SECRET SERVICE. 496 00:29:52,357 --> 00:29:55,660 IT DOES NOT SEEM 34R5UZABLE ON ANY LEVEL. 497 00:29:55,727 --> 00:30:00,431 MY UNDERSTANDING IS, JUST A FEW HOURSING A, A CRIMINAL 498 00:30:00,498 --> 00:30:06,171 INVESTIGATION HAS BEEN LAUNCHED INTO THE BEHAVIOR OF THE SECRET 499 00:30:06,237 --> 00:30:07,405 SERVICE. 500 00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:12,043 >> THE ATTORNEY GENERAL LAUNCHED A CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION INTO 501 00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:14,979 SEVERAL HAVE RETAINED PRIVATE COUNSEL. 502 00:30:15,046 --> 00:30:16,414 A LOT OF THIS STINKS. 503 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:22,353 WATCHING THE EVIDENCE TODAY BE INTRODUCED AND THE FRENETIC, 504 00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:24,455 HARRIED COMMUNICATIONS OF THE SECRET SERVICE OF THE DAY AND 505 00:30:24,522 --> 00:30:31,462 THE PERSON IN THE WHITE HOUSE WHO WAS LISTENING TO THEIR COMS 506 00:30:31,529 --> 00:30:35,500 AS THEY'RE SAYING GOOD BUY TO THEIR FAMILY THINKING THEY'RE 507 00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:40,405 GOING TO LOSE THEIR LIVES, MAKES YOU THINK WE LEARNED A LOT FROM 508 00:30:40,471 --> 00:30:42,073 THE SECRET SERVICE ON JANUARY 6th, A LITTLE WEIRD 509 00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:43,641 THAT WE GOT RID OF THEM. 510 00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:46,477 >> Stephen: ONE OF THE THINGS THAT REPRESENTATIVE CHENEY SAID 511 00:30:46,544 --> 00:30:50,481 TODAY WAS THEY'VE GOTTEN MORE INFORMATION AND THAT THE DAM IS 512 00:30:50,548 --> 00:30:53,952 BREAKING IN TERMS OF THE RESISTANCE TO GETTING SORT OF 513 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:56,454 MORE INSIDE INFORMATION, AND THAT LEADS TO A BROADER QUESTION 514 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:59,691 IS WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT THE AGGREGATE IMPACT OF THIS WILL 515 00:30:59,757 --> 00:31:04,529 BE, ALL THIS INFORMATION PRESENTED IN A CLEAR WAY AND IN 516 00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:07,732 A CALM WAY, WILL HAVE POLITICALLY? 517 00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:14,272 AND I DON'T MEAN NECESSARILY THE HORSE RACE, I MEAN ON THE 518 00:31:14,339 --> 00:31:18,943 REPUBLICAN PARTY AND THAIRLD FIDELITY TO DONALD TRUMP? 519 00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:22,981 >> I AM NOT THE TARGET AUDIENCE HERE SO I DON'T WANT TO PROJECT. 520 00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:25,116 >> Stephen: THAT'S CLEAR THEY HAVE A TARGET AUDIENCE. 521 00:31:25,183 --> 00:31:26,317 >> YEAH, THEY. 522 00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:28,586 DO HERE'S WHAT I THINK -- I THINK HIS POLITICAL POWER IN THE 523 00:31:28,653 --> 00:31:30,722 REPUBLICAN PARTY IS ACTUALLY WANING A LITTLE BIT. 524 00:31:30,788 --> 00:31:34,125 DOESN'T MEAN HE'S MOTT THE FRONTRUNNER, HE IS. 525 00:31:34,192 --> 00:31:39,364 DOESN'T MEAN HE'S NOT THE MOST LIKELY TO BE THE NOMINEE, HE IS. 526 00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:43,101 IF YOU ASKED ME TO BET AGAINST THE FIELD, I'D PROBABLY TAKE HIM 527 00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:44,369 OVER THE FIELD. 528 00:31:44,435 --> 00:31:48,806 BUT THE BAGGAGE HERE, THEY HAVE DONE A GOOD JOB OF DRAPING THIS 529 00:31:48,873 --> 00:31:50,975 BAGGAGE AROUD HIS NECK. 530 00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:55,546 EVEN IF YOU THINK DONALD TRUMP IS GREAT AND YOU HATE THE LIBS, 531 00:31:55,613 --> 00:32:00,418 AND YOU WANT TO WIN, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE IN YOUR HEAD HE'S GOT A 532 00:32:00,485 --> 00:32:15,133 LOT OF BAGGAGE, DO WE WANT SOMEONE WITH THAT MUCH BAGGAGE? 533 00:32:15,199 --> 00:32:17,001 >> Stephen: CHRIS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. 534 00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:18,670 THANK YOU FOR DOING THE LIVE. 535 00:32:18,736 --> 00:32:19,737 >> THANK YOU >> Stephen: "ALL IN WITH CHRIS 536 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:29,213 >> Stephen: ARTISTIC SQUALOR. 537 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,016 HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK! 538 00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:33,718 HERE WE GO! 539 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,520 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M HERE, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, 540 00:32:35,586 --> 00:32:36,554 WITH THE GREAT JACK WHITE. 541 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,356 HE'S A SINGER, SONGWRITER, RECORD PRODUCER, MAN WHO 542 00:32:38,423 --> 00:32:39,691 CONSIDERS ME HIS CLOSEST PERSONAL FRIEND... 543 00:32:39,757 --> 00:32:40,325 >> SURE. 544 00:32:40,391 --> 00:32:40,725 >> STEPHEN: AND I'M HONORED. 545 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:41,492 >> YEAH, SURE. 546 00:32:41,559 --> 00:32:42,960 >> STEPHEN: I'M HONORED, YOU KNOW. 547 00:32:43,027 --> 00:32:43,961 THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. 548 00:32:44,028 --> 00:32:45,697 I KNOW YOU'RE ALWAYS BUSY. 549 00:32:45,763 --> 00:32:50,601 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RELEASING TWO SOLO ALBUMS THIS YEAR. 550 00:32:50,668 --> 00:32:51,803 BUT WHAT I DID NOT KNOW, AND THIS SURPRISED ME, IS THAT 551 00:32:51,869 --> 00:32:54,806 YOU'RE ACTUALLY PUTTING OUT A WHOLE LOT OF OTHER RECORDS 552 00:32:54,872 --> 00:32:55,740 THIS YEAR. 553 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:56,574 >> WE WERE GOING TO CONTACT YOU ABOUT THIS. 554 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:57,875 A LOT OF THE RECORDS THAT WE WORKED ON. 555 00:32:57,942 --> 00:32:59,911 >> STEPHEN: RIGHT. 556 00:32:59,977 --> 00:33:03,414 YOU SHOULD'VE CONTACTED ME, BECAUSE I'M ON ALL OF THEM. 557 00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:04,182 >> THAT'S CORRECT. 558 00:33:04,248 --> 00:33:04,649 >> STEPHEN: WHICH I DID NOT KNOW. 559 00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:05,450 >> YEAH, EXACTLY. 560 00:33:05,516 --> 00:33:06,084 >> STEPHEN: OKAY, A LITTLE SHOCKING. 561 00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,885 RUDE. 562 00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:11,289 BUT, I'M EXCITED TO SEE WHAT THESE RECORDS ARE. 563 00:33:11,356 --> 00:33:12,390 BECAUSE, HERE'S THE THING-- WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THESE 564 00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:17,962 RECORDS ARE. 565 00:33:18,029 --> 00:33:19,163 MY GRAPHICS TEAM JUST PUT TOGETHER A BUNCH OF ALBUM 566 00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:20,832 COVERS. 567 00:33:20,898 --> 00:33:22,066 WE HAVE NOT SEEN THE COVERS. 568 00:33:22,133 --> 00:33:23,735 WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A LOOK AT THEM, AND WE'RE GOING TO TRY TO 569 00:33:23,801 --> 00:33:25,336 REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO RECORD ALL OF THESE. 570 00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:26,471 >> YEAH. 571 00:33:26,537 --> 00:33:30,141 >> STEPHEN: AND MAYBE WE CAN GENERATE SOME INDUSTRY BUZZ! 572 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:31,209 >> YES, OKAY! 573 00:33:31,275 --> 00:33:33,111 >> STEPHEN: YOU KNOW, A LITTLE HEAT FOR THESE ALBUMS. 574 00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:33,811 >> SHIFT SOME UNITS. 575 00:33:33,878 --> 00:33:34,579 >> STEPHEN: SHIP SOME UNITS? 576 00:33:34,645 --> 00:33:35,246 >> SHIFT SOME UNITS. 577 00:33:35,313 --> 00:33:35,713 >> STEPHEN: SHIFT SOME UNITS? 578 00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:38,416 UH-HUH. 579 00:33:38,483 --> 00:33:39,417 >> SOME MUSIC BIZ TALK. 580 00:33:39,484 --> 00:33:40,351 >> STEPHEN: PIPE SOME HEAT. 581 00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:42,720 YEP, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 582 00:33:42,787 --> 00:33:43,521 >> YEAH, PIPE SOME HEAT. 583 00:33:43,588 --> 00:33:44,021 >> STEPHEN: SEE IF WE CAN TONGUE IT! 584 00:33:44,088 --> 00:33:45,189 >> YEAH. 585 00:33:45,256 --> 00:33:46,257 >> STEPHEN: THAT'S WHAT THE KIDS SAY-- "WOW, YOU'RE REALLY 586 00:33:46,324 --> 00:33:48,359 TONGUING IT!" >> YEAH, THEY DO SAY THAT. 587 00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:55,366 >> STEPHEN: YEAH, SO, IT'S TIME FOR "MAYBE DROPPING SOON." 588 00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:59,370 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ 589 00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:00,405 >> STEPHEN: THANK YOU FOR RECORDING OUR THEME SONG 590 00:34:00,471 --> 00:34:00,805 RIGHT THERE. 591 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:01,406 >> NO PROBLEM. 592 00:34:01,472 --> 00:34:02,607 THAT TOOK ME TEN SECONDS. 593 00:34:02,673 --> 00:34:03,474 >> STEPHEN: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO-- THESE ARE THE ALBUMS THAT 594 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:04,442 JACK AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN. 595 00:34:04,509 --> 00:34:07,178 HERE WE GO. 596 00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:11,382 HERE'S THE FIRST ONE. 597 00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:14,018 OKAY. 598 00:34:14,085 --> 00:34:15,386 MAYBE DROPPING SOON. 599 00:34:15,453 --> 00:34:17,021 >> OH, YEAH. 600 00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:18,222 >> STEPHEN: IT'S COLBERT AND WHITE, "FENNEL, DILL, TARRAGON & 601 00:34:18,289 --> 00:34:19,157 CHIVES." 602 00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:22,593 YEAH. 603 00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:25,163 >> THERE WAS A THING I HAD BEEN CREATING IN THE MARKETPLACE WITH 604 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:29,233 SIMON AND GARFUNKEL'S RATHER, WHAT ENDED UP BEING INFERIOR TO 605 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,002 THIS ALBUM, "ROSEMARY AND THYME" AND ALL OF THAT. 606 00:34:31,068 --> 00:34:32,270 >> STEPHEN: RIGHT. 607 00:34:32,336 --> 00:34:33,371 >> WE THOUGHT THERE WERE PLENTY OF OTHER SPICES THAT HADN'T BEEN 608 00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:35,473 TALKED ABOUT YET. 609 00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:36,441 >> STEPHEN: RIGHT. 610 00:34:36,507 --> 00:34:41,345 THE FENNEL, THE DILL, THE TARRAGON AND CHIVES. 611 00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:43,181 YOU KNOW, WHAT SURPRISED ME ABOUT-- ABOUT THIS, AND I DIDN'T 612 00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:45,883 THINK THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, BUT I LOVED THE CHOICE-- IS THAT 613 00:34:45,950 --> 00:34:47,518 YOU DECIDED TO DO THE ENTIRE ALBUM COSPLAYING AS A YOUNG 614 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:49,187 SIGOURNEY WEAVER. 615 00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:57,128 >> I DID, YEAH, EXACTLY. 616 00:34:57,195 --> 00:34:58,830 THAT ACTUALLY WORKED, BECAUSE THIS CAME OUT IN '84, RIGHT 617 00:34:58,896 --> 00:34:59,430 BEFORE "GHOST BUSTERS." 618 00:34:59,497 --> 00:35:00,898 >> STEPHEN: YEAH, YEAH. 619 00:35:00,965 --> 00:35:01,332 WHO YOU GONNA CALL? 620 00:35:01,399 --> 00:35:01,799 >> US. 621 00:35:01,866 --> 00:35:06,737 >> STEPHEN: YEAH. 622 00:35:06,804 --> 00:35:07,371 "FRENCH KISS, CIRQUE DU PSYCHO." 623 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:08,873 >> YEAH! 624 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:12,577 >> STEPHEN: WHAT'S AMAZING ABOUT THIS IS, YOU CAN ROCK THIS HARD 625 00:35:12,643 --> 00:35:13,177 WITHOUT MAKING A SOUND. 626 00:35:13,244 --> 00:35:14,579 >> EXACTLY, YEAH. 627 00:35:14,645 --> 00:35:19,183 >> STEPHEN: IT'S JUST 40 MINUTES OF SILENCE. 628 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:20,751 >> YES. 629 00:35:20,818 --> 00:35:23,421 AND MARCEL MARCEAU DID ACTUALLY RELEASE A VINYL RECORD OF 630 00:35:23,488 --> 00:35:25,156 COMPLETE SILENCE AT ONE TIME, AND WE THOUGHT WE WOULD EXPAND 631 00:35:25,223 --> 00:35:26,290 ON THAT. 632 00:35:26,357 --> 00:35:27,425 >> STEPHEN: SURE. 633 00:35:27,492 --> 00:35:29,093 WE WERE INSPIRED BY THAT. 634 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,128 AND I RECOMMEND PEOPLE JUST CRANK THIS THING AND RIP OFF THE 635 00:35:31,195 --> 00:35:32,096 KNOB. 636 00:35:32,163 --> 00:35:34,665 >> RIGHT, BUT ALSO INCLUDE KISS INTO IT, TOO. 637 00:35:34,732 --> 00:35:36,868 YOU KNOW, TWO OF THE FOUR MEMBERS OF KISS. 638 00:35:36,934 --> 00:35:38,903 >> STEPHEN: DID YOU HAVE A FAVORITE KISS SONG GROWING UP? 639 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,505 I KNOW WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT THE ALBUMS, BUT-- 640 00:35:40,571 --> 00:35:42,607 >> OH, I'M FROM DETROIT, SO I GUESS "DETROIT ROCK CITY." 641 00:35:42,673 --> 00:35:43,441 >> STEPHEN: SURE, YEAH. 642 00:35:43,508 --> 00:35:47,011 >> WHICH WE COVER ON THIS, IN SILENCE. 643 00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:47,979 >> Stephen: RIGHT. 644 00:35:48,045 --> 00:35:57,555 AND LASTLY, "COLBERT & WHITE: YO HO HO AND A 645 00:35:57,622 --> 00:35:59,257 BASKET OF SHRIMP!" PLUS 39 OTHER UNAUTHORIZED 646 00:35:59,323 --> 00:36:00,525 JINGLES FOR LONG JOHN SILVER'S! 647 00:36:00,591 --> 00:36:02,093 THIS WAS OUR PITCH TO LONG JOHN SILVER'S, TO TRY TO DO THE ADS, 648 00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:04,562 TO TRY TO COME UP WITH A JINGLE. 649 00:36:04,629 --> 00:36:07,765 >> YOUR SEA SHANTY ON HERE ABOUT DEEP-FRIED JALAPENOS IS ON 650 00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:09,934 SIDE B. 651 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,435 >> STEPHEN: "ROCKERS AND POPPERS," IT'S CALLED. 652 00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:13,037 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 653 00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:13,971 YOU REMEMBER THE TITLE. 654 00:36:14,038 --> 00:36:17,074 HOW COME YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE WHOLE ALBUM? 655 00:36:17,141 --> 00:36:19,176 >> STEPHEN: WELL, AS YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE ALBUM, I'M REMEMBERING 656 00:36:19,243 --> 00:36:20,077 A FEW THINGS. 657 00:36:20,144 --> 00:36:25,149 AND THEN, YOU HAD THAT GREAT SHANTY ABOUT-- 658 00:36:25,216 --> 00:36:27,418 >> BARRETT'S PRIVATEERS. 659 00:36:27,485 --> 00:36:29,353 WHAT? 660 00:36:29,420 --> 00:36:35,026 >> STEPHEN: YOU'RE A FAN OF BARRETT'S PRIVATEERS? 661 00:36:35,092 --> 00:36:35,626 >> ♪ OH THE YEAR WAS... 662 00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:36,494 ♪ 1778 HOW I WISH I WAS 663 00:36:36,561 --> 00:36:39,630 IN SHERBROOK NOW ♪ A LETTER OF MARK CAME 664 00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:42,033 FROM THE KING ♪ TO THE SCUMMIEST VESSEL 665 00:36:42,099 --> 00:36:44,936 I'D EVER SEEN ♪ GOD DAMN THEM ALL 666 00:36:45,002 --> 00:36:47,805 I WAS TOLD WE'D CRUISE THE SEAS ♪ FOR AMERICAN GOLD 667 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:51,409 WE'D FIRE NO GUNS ♪ SHED NO TEARS 668 00:36:51,475 --> 00:36:55,179 NOW I'M A BROKEN MAN ON A ♪ HALIFAX PIER 669 00:36:55,246 --> 00:37:01,953 THE LAST OF BARRETT'S PRIVATEERS >> OH MY GOD! 670 00:37:02,019 --> 00:37:03,054 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> STEPHEN: NUMBER ONE ALBUM! 671 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:03,854 >> I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW THAT SONG. 672 00:37:03,921 --> 00:37:05,056 >> STEPHEN: I REMEMBER! 673 00:37:05,122 --> 00:37:07,158 JACK WHITE, EVERYBODY. 674 00:37:07,224 --> 00:37:08,025 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! 675 00:37:08,092 --> 00:37:09,994 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) 676 00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:15,600 >> Stephen: PERFORMING "IF I DIE TOMORROW, FROM HIS ALBUM 677 00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:19,303 ENTERING HEAVEN ALIVE, PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," 678 00:37:19,370 --> 00:37:22,073 JACK WHITE. 679 00:37:22,139 --> 00:37:25,109 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 680 00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:46,597 ♪ IF I DIE TOMORROW, COULD YOU FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO SING ♪ 681 00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:51,002 ♪ IF MY MOTHER CRIES IN SORROW, WILL YOU HELP HER WITH THE MANY 682 00:37:51,068 --> 00:37:52,770 THINGS ♪ ♪ THAT SHE NEEDS FROM TIME TO 683 00:37:52,837 --> 00:37:59,910 TIME AND DAY TO DAY ♪ ♪ SO IF I DIE TOMORROW ♪ 684 00:37:59,977 --> 00:38:14,859 ♪ WOULD YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY TODAY ♪ 685 00:38:14,925 --> 00:38:16,560 ♪ WOULD YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY TODAY ♪ 686 00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:20,931 ♪ SHE WON'T MIND THE TROUBLE ♪ ♪ SHE'S BEEN THROUGH IT ALL 687 00:38:20,998 --> 00:38:23,567 BEFORE ♪ ♪ I KNOW SHE'LL SAY ♪ 688 00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:29,774 ♪ MAKE IT A DOUBLE ♪ ♪ OFFER A LEMON DRINK ♪ 689 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,878 ♪ AND BEFORE YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ SHE'LL BE LAUGHING ABOUT OLD 690 00:38:33,944 --> 00:38:38,949 TIMES AND THOSE DAYS ♪ ♪ SO IF I DIE TOMORROW ♪ 691 00:38:39,016 --> 00:38:51,896 ♪ PROMISE YOU CAN WALK AWAY OKA♪ ♪ I HATE TO THINK ABOUT IT ♪ 692 00:38:51,962 --> 00:38:56,901 ♪ SO IT HELPS TO SHOUT IT ♪ ♪ AND IF YOU COULD HELP ME OUT ♪ 693 00:38:56,967 --> 00:39:03,841 ♪ IT WOULD BE SO MUCH FOR MY PEACE OF MIND ♪ 694 00:39:03,908 --> 00:39:07,578 ♪ IN HER HEART IS CARE ♪ ♪ EVER SINCE I WAS A NEWBORN ♪ 695 00:39:07,645 --> 00:39:12,450 ♪ I PUSHED ASIDE THIS WORRY ♪ ♪ FOR THE SAKE OF MY LIFE ♪ 696 00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:27,398 ♪♪ ♪♪ 697 00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:31,135 ♪♪ ♪♪ 698 00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:47,585 ♪ IF I DIE TOMORROW ♪ ♪ COULD YOU FIND IT IN YOUR 699 00:39:47,651 --> 00:39:52,089 HEART TO SAY ♪ ♪ I BEGGED AND BORROWED 700 00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:55,526 EVERYBODY'S LOVE, AND THEY GAVE FOR FREE ♪ 701 00:39:55,593 --> 00:39:59,029 ♪ AND I WISH THAT I COULD GIVE IT BACK TO THEM ♪ 702 00:39:59,096 --> 00:40:05,536 ♪ SO IF I DIE TOMORROW, COULD YOU GIVE THEM ALL THE LOVE THEY 703 00:40:05,603 --> 00:40:15,179 LENT TO ME. 704 00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:22,553 ♪♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 705 00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:24,722 >> Stephen: THANK YOU, JACK! 706 00:40:24,789 --> 00:40:26,357 JACK WHITE, EVERYBODY! 707 00:40:26,423 --> 00:40:28,425 THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW," GOOD NIGHT!