1 00:00:01,234 --> 00:00:04,270 WALT DISNEY GETTING A LITTLE RACY HERE BECAUSE ON FRIDAY THEY 2 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:08,274 BEGAN STREAMING R RATED MOVIES ON ITS FLAGSHIP DISNEY PLUS 3 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:11,644 STREAMING SERVICE. THAT HAPPENED FOR THE FIRST 4 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:13,513 TIME. >> NETFLIX HAVE ALWAYS SHOWN R 5 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:17,484 RATED CONTENT, NOW DISNEY PLUS ARE WADING TOO THE PICTURE SO 6 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:21,121 FAR THEY WERE THE ONLY MAJOR STREAM TORE STICK WITH PG RATED, 7 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:24,290 THIS IS ANOTHER WAY THEY ARE LOOKING TO COMPETE AND 8 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:27,427 ATTRACTING EYEBALLS. >> WITH DISNEY PLUS YOU KNOW YOU 9 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:31,464 CAN COUNT ON AN UNRIVALED CATALOG OF ENTERTAINMENT 10 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:35,135 SUITABLE FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY BUT AFTER TAKING A LOOK AT OUR 11 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:37,370 UNDERPERFORMING NUMBERS ARE WITH ADULTSES WE DECIDED TO ADJUST 12 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:44,277 OUR CONTENT FOR A MORE MATURE AUDIENCE. 13 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:49,182 >> ♪ WITH JUST A FEW SLIGHT TWEAKS 14 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:52,285 THESE ICONIC CHARACTERS ARE RELATABLE TO A WHOLE NEW 15 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:55,655 DEMOGRAPHIC. >> I CAN SHOW YOU MY [BLEEP] 16 00:00:55,722 --> 00:01:00,293 ♪ WE EVEN PULLED UP ACADEMY AWARD WINNER RANDY NEWMAN TO 17 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:05,031 UPDATE HIS CLASSIC SONG. ♪ YOU'VE GOT A. 18 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:11,070 ♪ YOU'VE GOT A [BLEEP] YEAH WE'RE FRIENDS BUT. 19 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:20,280 ♪ ALSO MORE. ♪ YOU CAN [BLEEP] 20 00:01:20,346 --> 00:01:27,053 ♪ YOU'VE GOT A [BLEEP] >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE 21 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:35,361 SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!" TONIGHT: 22 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:40,467 PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES: CONGRESSMAN JAMIE RASKIN 23 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:45,038 AND MUSICAL GUEST DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE 24 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:50,443 FEATURING JON BATISTE AND "STAY HUMAN." 25 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:54,347 WITH SPECIAL GUEST ST. VINCENTS AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE 26 00:01:54,414 --> 00:02:02,388 ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 27 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:09,028 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). ♪ HEY, HEY. 28 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:23,977 WELCOME HOME. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 29 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:25,011 WELCOME HOME. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 30 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:28,348 HAPPY MONDAY. WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW. 31 00:02:28,414 --> 00:02:31,684 HAVE A SEAT, EVERYBODY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. 32 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:35,889 I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. IT IS A HOT TIME IN THE OLD TOWN 33 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:43,696 TONIGHT! AND I'VE GOT TO GIVE IT UP FOR 34 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:50,470 MY AUDIENCE, WHO STOOD OUTSIDE FOR HOURS IN THE HEAT, AND THEN 35 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:55,642 WERE DRENCHED IN A DOWNPOUR. WE'RE DEFINITELY NOT GETTING OUR 36 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:56,843 DEPOSIT BACK ON THESE PEOPLE. THE WHOLE COUNTRY HAS BEEN SET 37 00:02:56,910 --> 00:03:01,581 TO FLAME-BROIL, BUT IN SOME PLACES, IT'S EXTRA CRISPY. 38 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:02,815 FOR OVER A WEEK IN OKLAHOMA, TEMPERATURES HAVE TOPPED 100 39 00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:07,687 DEGREES. IT'S SO HOT, THE STATE HAS A 40 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:17,931 WILTED PANHANDLE. YOU CAN SHOW THAT RIGHT. 41 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:19,465 >> IT'S FINE. AND THINGS COULD GET MUCH 42 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:20,667 HOTTER, ACCORDING TO CLIMATE ACTIVIST AL GORE, SEEN HERE IN A 43 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:25,204 SEXY P.S.A. ABOUT THE DANGEROUS WARMING IN YOUR PANTS. 44 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:29,242 GORE WENT ON THE SUNDAY SHOWS THIS WEEKEND, WARNING THAT 45 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:32,512 OUR ATMOSPHERE COULD "GET A LOT WORSE." 46 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:34,247 THANKS, AL! WHERE WERE YOU 20 YEARS AGO, 47 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:37,984 WHEN WE COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING ABOUT THIS? 48 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,753 I'M SORRY, HE WHAT? REALLY? 49 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:45,992 OKAY, WELL, MAYBE IF MORE PEOPLE HAD VOTED FOR HIM THAN THE OTHER 50 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:52,765 GUY, HE WOULD HAVE HAD A CHANCE TO BE-- OH, I'M SORRY WHAT? 51 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:56,102 OKAY. SAY HY TO TIPPER? 52 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,170 WHAT? HERE'S WHAT THE FORMER 53 00:03:57,236 --> 00:03:58,471 ALMOST-PRESIDENT SAID: >> BEHIND ME YOU SEE A PICTURE 54 00:03:58,538 --> 00:04:03,209 FROM THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION THAT SHOWS HOW THIN THE 55 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:05,311 ATMOSPHERE IS. >> Stephen: AND THE AWARD FOR 56 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:09,649 MOST DEPRESSING ZOOM BACKGROUND GOES TO AL GORE! 57 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:15,221 BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, "UNMADE BED WITH LUMP OF CLOTHES ON IT." 58 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:16,623 GORE EXPLAINED THE EFFECT OF ALL THE CARBON WE'RE DUMPING IN 59 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:21,194 THE ATMOSPHERE: >> THAT'S WHY THE HEAT RECORDS 60 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:22,428 ARE BEING BROKEN ALL THE TIME NOW. 61 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:27,100 THAT'S WHY THE STORMS ARE STRONGER, WHY THE ICE IS MELTING 62 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:29,702 AND THE SEA LEVEL IS RISING AND WHY THE DROUGHTS AND FIRES ARE 63 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:33,172 HITTING US SO HARD AND SO MANY OTHER CONSEQUENCES. 64 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:36,175 >> Stephen: "AND WHILE I'M DEPRESSING YOU, I JUST WANT TO 65 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:37,644 LET YOU KNOW THAT SWITCHING TO PAPER STRAWS DOES ABSOLUTELY 66 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:41,648 NOTHING. WHILE YOU IDIOTS WASH 67 00:04:41,714 --> 00:04:45,652 YOGURT RESIDUE OUT OF A PLASTIC CUP, I'M GOING TO GO 68 00:04:45,718 --> 00:04:49,656 PUNCH A SEA TURTLE." THANKFULLY, NOT ALL THE NEWS IS 69 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:52,425 ABOUT DEADLY HEAT. THERE'S ALSO PLENTY OF PLAGUE. 70 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:53,960 SPECIFICALLY, MONKEYPOX! I'LL TELL YOU THE LATEST IN MY 71 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:58,431 SEGMENT: >> EVERYBODY'S GOT SOMETHING TO 72 00:04:58,498 --> 00:05:07,907 HIDE EXCEPT ME AND MY MONKEYPOX! >> IMAGINE THERE'S NO LESIONS! 73 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,443 >> Stephen: ON SATURDAY, THE W.H.O. DECLARED MONKEYPOX A 74 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:16,249 GLOBAL HEALTH EMERGENCY. NO, NO, W.H.O.! 75 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:17,650 NO NEW HEALTH EMERGENCIES UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR COVID, 76 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:28,728 LITTLE MISTER. THE REASON MONKEYPOX HAS BEEN 77 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:32,632 UPPED TO EMERGENCY STATUS IS BECAUSE IT'S SPREADING FASTER 78 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:34,434 THAN SCIENTISTS EXPECTED. AS OF TODAY, NEW YORK CITY ALONE 79 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:40,440 HAS LOGGED OVER 1,000 CASES. THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE. 80 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:43,042 THE ONLY DISEASE YOU SHOULD CONTRACT IN NEW YORK IS HERPES 81 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:47,213 FROM A SUBWAY POLE. 82 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:53,720 WELCOME TO OUR BEAUTIFUL CITY! TOUCH NOTHING. 83 00:05:53,786 --> 00:05:55,955 THE C.D.C. HAS PROVIDED SOME INFORMATION ON HOW MONKEYPOX 84 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,957 SPREADS. MAINLY THROUGH DIRECT CONTACT 85 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:01,728 WITH AN INFECTIOUS RASH, AND BODY FLUIDS. 86 00:06:01,794 --> 00:06:05,164 WHICH IS WHY THEY SAY, WHEN AT ALL POSSIBLE, PEOPLE WITH 87 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:09,502 MONKEYPOX SHOULD HANDLE THEIR OWN SOILED LAUNDRY. 88 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:12,705 THAT C.D.C. REPORT WAS WRITTEN BY DR. MOM WHO'S SICK OF THIS. 89 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:20,146 "YOU'RE 23, JORDAN! GO TO A LAUNDROMAT!" 90 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,515 UNLIKE COVID, RESEARCHERS HAVE FOUND THAT THE MONKEYPOX VIRUS 91 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:28,488 CAN LIVE ON SURFACES FOR UP TO 15 DAYS. 92 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:33,726 OKAY, I SPENT OVER A YEAR WIPING DOWN MY GROCERIES, BUT I DRAW 93 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:45,705 THE LINE AT SCRUBBING MY MONKEY. IT'S A SIN. 94 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:49,408 (LAUGHTER) SPEAKING OF DISEASED, ON FRIDAY, 95 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:51,644 WE GOT A VERDICT IN THE CONTEMPT TRIAL OF FORMER PRESIDENTIAL 96 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:59,919 ADVISOR-- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 97 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:02,021 STEVE BANNON. SEEN HERE SPOTTING A GOOD 98 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:06,859 SLEEPIN' PLACE AT THE DOG TRACK. LEADING UP TO AND THROUGH THE 99 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,929 TRIAL, BANNON HAS BEEN FIERCELY DEFIANT. 100 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:12,698 >> THIS IS GOING TO BE THE MISDEMEANOR FROM HELL FOR 101 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:15,501 MERRICK GARLAND, NANCY PELOSI AND JOE BIDEN. 102 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:16,869 WE'RE GOING TO GO ON THE OFFENSE. 103 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:20,306 WE'RE TIRED OF PLAYING DEFENSE, WE'RE GOING ON THE OFFENSE ON 104 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:23,309 THIS AND STAND BY. PRAY FOR OUR ENEMIES, BECAUSE 105 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:25,344 WE'RE GOING MEDIEVAL ON THESE PEOPLE. 106 00:07:25,411 --> 00:07:27,446 WE'RE GOING TO SAVAGE OUR ENEMIES. 107 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:29,482 SO PRAY FOR THEM. WHO NEEDS PRAYERS. 108 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:32,018 CERTAINLY NOT STEVEN K. BANNON. >> Stephen: HE DOESN'T NEED 109 00:07:32,084 --> 00:07:33,786 PRAYERS, OR WANT THEM. I BELIEVE WE HAVE FOOTAGE OF THE 110 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:35,521 LAST TIME SOMEONE PRAYED FOR STEVE BANNON. 111 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:43,229 >> THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! 112 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:51,237 THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! 113 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,406 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> Stephen: SO, WHAT KINDS OF 114 00:07:53,472 --> 00:07:55,241 SAVAGE MEDIEVAL HELL DID BANNON UNLEASH ON HIS ENEMIES DURING 115 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:59,245 THE TRIAL? HE PUT ON NO DEFENSE, AND WAS 116 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:08,955 FOUND GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES. EVIDENTLY, BANNON WAS HOPING 117 00:08:09,021 --> 00:08:11,257 TO WIN IN THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION. 118 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:17,463 UNFORTUNATELY, THE TRIAL WAS HELD IN THE COURT OF COURT. 119 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:19,265 NOW THAT HE'S CONVICTED, BANNON FACES UP TO TWO YEARS IN FEDERAL 120 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:22,735 PRISON. THAT IS AMAZING NEWS FOR 121 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:25,504 EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR THE PRISON GUARD WHO HAS TO PERFORM THE 122 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:27,306 STRIP SEARCH. "ALL RIGHT, MR. BANNON, SIR, 123 00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:32,044 PLEASE REMOVE YOUR SHIRT. AND YOUR OTHER SHIRT. 124 00:08:32,111 --> 00:08:43,155 AND ALL THE REMAINING SHIRTS." WE HAD A QUESTION BACKSTAGE IF 125 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:46,425 THE AUDIENCE WOULD REMEMBER THAT HE WEARS A LOT OF SHIRTS AT 126 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:50,029 ONCE. I WASN'T SURE IF Y'ALL WOULD 127 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:52,198 REMEMBER. I THINK I WAS RIGHT. 128 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:58,838 SO IN A WAY-- NO LAUGHS. (APPLAUSE). 129 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:01,607 >> Stephen: A LITTLE VICTORY. THE JURY CONVICTED BANNON 130 00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:03,242 AFTER LESS THAN THREE HOURS OF DELIBERATION, INCLUDING A 131 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:06,245 LUNCH BREAK. IT TOOK THEM LESS TIME TO 132 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:10,516 CONVICT HIM THAN IT DID TO AGREE ON CALAMARI FOR THE TABLE. 133 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:13,619 REMINDS ME OF THE CLASSIC FILM, "12 HANGRY MEN." 134 00:09:13,686 --> 00:09:15,254 BANNON'S NOT THE ONLY ONE BEING AFFECTED BY THE JANUARY 6th 135 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:19,258 COMMITTEE. THEIR HEARINGS HAVE HAD A HUGE 136 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:23,262 NEGATIVE IMPACT ON THE REPUTATION OF FORMER PRESIDENT 137 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:28,734 GRAND THEFT AUTOCRAT. ACCORDING TO A "NEW YORK 138 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:33,839 TIMES"-SIENA COLLEGE-KIBBLES & BITS POLL, NEARLY HALF OF 139 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:43,249 REPUBLICAN PRIMARY VOTERS ARE SEEKING SOMEONE DIFFERENT FOR 140 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:46,452 PRESIDENT IN 2024, AND A SIGNIFICANT NUMBER ARE VOWING TO 141 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:52,091 ABANDON HIM IF HE WINS THE NOMINATION. 142 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:53,993 SO THAT MEANS SO THE HEARINGS ARE WORKING! 143 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,594 THE FORMER PRESIDENT HAS BEEN BETRAYED BY HIS CLOSEST FRIEND: 144 00:09:55,661 --> 00:10:02,034 TV! WATCH OUT SIR, TOILET WILL 145 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:16,248 BETRAY YOU NEXT! (LAUGHTER) 146 00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:25,691 THE THINGS IT'S SEEN. WOW, WOW. 147 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:36,869 SEEMS LIKE REPUBLICAN VIEWERS WERE LISTENING WHEN JANUARY 6th 148 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:45,177 -- SORRY, SORRY, I WAS SO THROWN. 149 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:52,018 I WAS THROWN BY HOW EMOTIONALLY INVESTED YOU WERE IN HIS TOILET. 150 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,419 (LAUGHTER) OKAY. 151 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,622 SEEMS LIKE REPUBLICAN VIEWERS WERE LISTENING WHEN JANUARY 152 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:57,590 6th COMMITTEE MEMBER ADAM KINZINGER 153 00:10:57,656 --> 00:11:00,960 SAID THIS: >> I SAY THIS TO MY FELLOW 154 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,195 REPUBLICANS-- WATCH THIS WITH AN OPEN MIND. 155 00:11:03,262 --> 00:11:05,998 AND, IS THIS THE KIND OF STRONG LEADER YOU REALLY THINK 156 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:09,735 YOU DESERVE? >> Stephen: NO, THE STRONG 157 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:11,504 LEADER REPUBLICANS THINK THEY DESERVE IS RAMBO JESUS RIDING A 158 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:20,713 TIGER WITH DOUBLE-D's. ONE REPUBLICAN WHO SEEMS TO HAVE 159 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,516 TURNED ON THE FORMER PRESIDENT IS MEDIA MOGUL AND BILLIONAIRE 160 00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:26,952 BLOBFISH... RUPERT MURDOCH. 161 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,989 ON FRIDAY, AFTER THE COMMITTEE DEMONSTRATED THAT THE FORMER 162 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:34,727 PRESIDENT ACTIVELY WANTED THE INSURRECTION TO HAPPEN, 163 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,296 MURDOCH'S "NEW YORK POST" PUBLISHED AN OP-ED CALLING THE 164 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:48,374 EX-PREZ "UNWORTHY TO BE CHIEF EXECUTIVE AGAIN." 165 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,876 WELL SAID, "NEW YORK POST." BUT WHERE'S THE PUN? 166 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:55,247 THE HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE BEEN: "UNCLE RUPE POO-POOS COUP: 167 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:59,518 IS THERE A MURDOCH-TOR IN THE HOUSE?" 168 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:02,721 THIS WEEKEND, AT THE RIGHTWING "TURNING POINT USA SUMMIT," 169 00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:04,223 WE HEARD FROM MISSOURI SENATOR AND STAR OF THE NEW FILM 170 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:09,428 "FASCIST GUMP"... JOSH HAWLEY. 171 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:13,432 HAWLEY'S BEST KNOWN FOR RAISING HIS FIST IN SOLIDARITY WITH THE 172 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:16,202 CAPITOL RIOTERS, THEN BEING ONE OF THE SENATORS WHO OBJECTED TO 173 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:20,272 BIDEN'S VICTORY IN PENNSYLVANIA AFTER THEY STORMED THE CAPITOL. 174 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:25,411 AND HE TOLD THE CROWD HE'S NOT SORRY. 175 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,214 >> I OBJECTED ON JANUARY 6th LAST YEAR TO THE STATE OF 176 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:33,419 PENNSYLVANIA. AND I JUST WANT TO SAY TO ALL OF 177 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,354 THOSE LIBERALS OUT THERE AND THE LIBERAL MEDIA, JUST IN CASE YOU 178 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:40,226 HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE MESSAGE YET, I DO NOT REGRET IT! 179 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:43,863 I AM NOT BACKING DOWN! I'M NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE. 180 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,731 I'M NOT GOING TO COWER. I'M NOT GOING TO RUN FROM YOU. 181 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:49,401 >> Stephen: YEAH. HE IS NEVER GOING TO RUN FROM 182 00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:52,571 HIS ENEMIES! IN FACT, HERE HE IS ON JANUARY 183 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:58,844 6th, BRAVELY MOONWALKING INTO DANGER. 184 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,513 >> Stephen: WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT! 185 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:03,315 MY GUEST IS CONGRESSMAN JAMIE RASKIN. 186 00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:08,187 BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF MY TECH SEGMENT: 187 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:11,090 "CYBORGASM." STICK AROUND. 188 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:50,229 >> Stephen: GIVE IT UP FOR THE BAND, EVERYBODY. 189 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:54,300 HEY I HAD TO LOUIS AND ST. VINCENT AND EVERYONE IN STAY 190 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:58,204 HUMAN. THERE YOU GO. 191 00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:04,677 (APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: LOUIS, HAPPY 192 00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:07,379 MONDAY. >> OH HAPPY MONDAY. 193 00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:13,519 >> Stephen: AS IF I HAVE TO ASK, WHO ARE WE HONORED TO HAVE 194 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,921 SITTING WITH THE BAND TONIGHT. >> MY GOODNESS, HONORED IS A 195 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:20,326 GOOD WORD FOR IT BECAUSE WE HAVE THE INCOMPARABLE, THE EVER 196 00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:25,798 CREATIVE INDIVIDUAL ST. VINCENT. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 197 00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:28,834 >> Stephen: THAI SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. 198 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,136 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. >> Stephen: I HAVE A QUESTION, 199 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:34,940 YOU WERE BORN IN TULSA, RIGHT? DO YOU STILL HAVE FAMILY THERE? 200 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:36,442 >> I DO IN FACT, YEAH. >> Stephen: HOW ARE THEY 201 00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:39,478 KEEPING COOL IN THE HEAT BECAUSE IT IS LIKE A HUNDRED DEGREES FOR 202 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:44,216 LIKE TEN DAYS DOWN THERE? >> WELL, I THINK THERE'S AIR 203 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,784 CONDITIONING. >> Stephen: OH. 204 00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:49,822 RIGHT, I FORGOT. I FORGOT. 205 00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:54,260 YOU JUST HAVE TO BUILD TUNNELS FROM HOUSE-TO-HOUSE LIKE A HABIT 206 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:55,661 TRAIL AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. 207 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,364 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 208 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:02,368 >> Stephen: ST. VINCENT, EVERYBODY. 209 00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:06,372 (APPLAUSE) NOW THIS IS NOT THIS YEAR BUT 210 00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:11,176 THIS IS MOST RENAL BUM IS DADDY'S HOME. 211 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:18,150 DADDY'S HOME. RELEASED TO UNIVERSAL ACCLAIM, 212 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:21,820 RELEASED TO UNIVERSAL ACCLAIM. NOW ALSO TONIGHT WE HAVE FROM 213 00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:27,793 THE JANUARY 6th COMMITTEE CONGRESSMAN JAMIE RASKIN WILL BE 214 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:35,768 OUT HERE. FOLKS, IF YOU WATCH THIS SHOW, 215 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:39,238 YOU KNOW I AM ALL ABOUT TECH. I'M SO PROFICIENT ON MY iPHONE 216 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:43,776 THAT I CAN CALL PEOPLE JUST BY USING MY BUTT. 217 00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:47,780 I DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M DOING IT. OR HOW IT EVEN UNLOCKS. 218 00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:51,784 IS THERE REALLY THAT LITTLE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY BUTT AND 219 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:55,854 MY FACE? AND I LIKE TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT 220 00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:59,792 THE LATEST TECH DEVELOPMENTS IN MY LONG-RUNNING SEGMENT, 221 00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:14,740 "CYBORGASM!" 222 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,041 "CYBORGASM!" 223 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:23,782 (APPLAUSE) FIRST UP, RUSSIA, WHERE IT'S 224 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:28,020 BLEAK, BUT IT'S ALSO SCARY. DURING A CHESS TOURNAMENT IN 225 00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:32,057 MOSCOW, "A CHESS ROBOT GRABBED AND BROKE THE FINGER OF ITS 226 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:36,628 SEVEN-YEAR-OLD OPPONENT." THE CHILD "APPARENTLY MOVED HIS 227 00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:39,531 PIECE TOO SOON, AND THE ROBOT GRABBED HIS FINGER AND SQUEEZED 228 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:42,434 IT, CAUSING A FRACTURE." IT'S THE WORST EXAMPLE OF A 229 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,936 ROBOT COMPETITOR BECOMING VIOLENT SINCE WATSON STRANGLED 230 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:49,508 KEN JENNINGS. YOU'LL BE GLAD TO KNOW THE CHILD 231 00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,711 IS OKAY, AND THE PRESIDENT OF THE MOSCOW CHESS FEDERATION, 232 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:55,514 SERGEY LAZAREV, RESPONDED TO THE INCIDENT, SAYING "THE ROBOT 233 00:16:55,581 --> 00:17:03,622 BROKE THE CHILD'S FINGER. THIS IS OF COURSE BAD." 234 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,823 THAT IS THE MOST RUSSIAN RESPONSE EVER. 235 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,692 IN FACT, THIS IS WHAT THEIR CONDOLENCE CARDS LOOK LIKE. 236 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:11,130 "YOUR HUSBAND IS DEAD. THIS IS, OF COURSE, BAD." 237 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,499 NEXT UP, THERE'S A NEW RESTAURANT IN BROOKLYN BRAGGING 238 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:18,937 ABOUT THEIR TRENDY NEW ROBOT CAT THAT WILL SERVE YOU DIM SUM, AND 239 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:24,243 HERE'S A LOOK AT THE SUPPOSED CAT ROBOT IN ACTION. 240 00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:25,511 THAT'S NOT A CAT! THEY JUST PROGRAMMED DIGITAL 241 00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:29,148 WHISKERS ON AN AIR PURIFIER. THE DESIGNERS HAVE CLEARLY NEVER 242 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:32,718 MET A CAT. A REAL ROBOT CAT WOULD KNOCK 243 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:36,722 OVER YOUR DRINKS, WALK ACROSS YOUR PLATE, THEN SHOW YOU ITS 244 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:49,501 BUTT HOLE. WHICH WOULD UNLOCK ITS PHONE. 245 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:52,905 NEXT UP ON THE 'GASM: "ROCKET SCIENTISTS HAVE BUILT A 246 00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:55,707 MOBILE PIZZA ROBOT." CURRENTLY THE ROBOT APPEARS TO 247 00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:58,510 BE EARTHBOUND, AND IS DESCRIBED AS "A FULLY-AUTOMATED, 248 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,914 FULLY-ENCLOSED MOBILE PIZZA MAKER," WHERE "EVERY STEP OF THE 249 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,782 PIZZA-BUILDING PROCESS IS COMPLETED BY A SOPHISTICATED 250 00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:07,953 COMBINATION OF ROBOTIC ARMS AND CONVEYER BELTS." 251 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:11,824 MMMMM. JUST LIKE GRANDMA'S ROBOTIC ARMS 252 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,859 AND CONVEYOR BELTS USED TO MAKE. AGAIN, SCIENTISTS, THE CANCER. 253 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:20,732 I TAKE IT WE'VE GOT THAT LICKED? NEXT UP IN THE 'GASM, BIG 254 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,167 CHANGES ARE COMING TO AMERICA'S PAST-TIME, BECAUSE "MAJOR LEAGUE 255 00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:25,838 BASEBALL PLANS TO INTRODUCE ROBOT UMPIRES," PART OF A 256 00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:29,374 LEAGUE-WIDE "EFFORT TO MAKE BASEBALL MOVE FASTER." 257 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:33,378 IN FACT, "ROBOT UMPIRES LOP NINE MINUTES OFF THE LENGTH OF AN 258 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:40,185 AVERAGE GAME." SO BASEBALL GAMES WILL NOW ONLY 259 00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:46,158 LAST FOREVER MINUS NINE MINUTES. (APPLAUSE) 260 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:49,228 , NEXT UP, I'M ENJOYING THESE JOKES A LOT. 261 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,997 NEXT UP, THERE'S GOOD NEWS IF YOU'RE NOT SURE HOW YOUR CHICKEN 262 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,099 IS FEELING, BECAUSE A TEAM OF SCIENTISTS IN HONG KONG HAVE 263 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:58,904 "CREATED A NEW A.I. THAT CAN ACCURATELY DETECT DISTRESS 264 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,908 NOISES FROM CHICKENS." WHY WOULD YOU INVENT THAT? 265 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,978 I THINK WE CAN GUESS HOW THE CHICKENS ARE FEELING. 266 00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:09,248 NOT GREAT. WHY DON'T YOU JUST INVENT A 267 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:16,054 MACHINE THAT TELLS US IF COWS REMEMBER THEIR MOMS? 268 00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:18,924 -- I KNOW, I FEEL EXACTLY THE SAME WAY YOU DO. 269 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:23,996 YOU ARE FEELING, THAT A-W-W IS THE BASIS OF THIS ENTIRE JOKE. 270 00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:29,701 SAINTS VINCENT, I DIDN'T ASK YOU BUT IS THERE ANY CHANCE YOU ARE 271 00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:34,439 A VEGAN. >> I DID THAT ONCE BUT I'M NOT. 272 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,508 >> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CONGRESSMAN JAMIE 273 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:37,242 RASKIN. 274 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:11,810 WELCOME BACK. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOLKS, 275 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:16,181 MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A THREE-TERM CONGRESSMAN FROM MARYLAND WHO 276 00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:21,019 SERVED AS LEAD IMPEACHMENT MANAGER DURING THE 2021 TRIAL, 277 00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:22,754 AND IS THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOK, "UNTHINKABLE." 278 00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:25,390 HE CURRENTLY SITS ON THE JANUARY 6th COMMITTEE. 279 00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:40,339 PLEASE WELCOME CONGRESSMAN JAMIE RASKIN! 280 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:44,109 PLEASE WELCOME CONGRESSMAN JAMIE RASKIN! 281 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,123 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: WHAT CAN I SAY. 282 00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,993 CONGRESSMAN, THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. 283 00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:04,296 >> THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE. >> Stephen: GLAD TO SEE YOU IN 284 00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,465 PERSON, I ENJOYED YOUR WORK IN THE 2021 IMPEACHMENT, YOU MADE 285 00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:11,403 THE CASE QUITE COMPELLINGLY. AND THE COMMITTEE JUST HAD THEIR 286 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:16,541 SEASON FINALE AFTER EIGHT EPISODES. 287 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:20,479 AND THE REVIEWS ARE GOOD. AND I REALLY DON'T MEAN THAT 288 00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:23,782 FACETIOUSLY THERE WERE NO DUDS. I THINK EVERYBODY WHO WANTED THE 289 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:28,920 TROOPS TO GET OUT THERE WERE QUITE IM-- IT GET THE TRUTH OUT 290 00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:31,089 THERE WERE IMPRESSED WITH THE CLARITY, DENSITY OF THE 291 00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:34,326 INFORMATION AND HOW WELL PRESENTED, HOW EASILY UNDERSTOOD 292 00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:38,230 IT WAS. WHAT DO YOU THINK WE LEARNED, 293 00:21:38,296 --> 00:21:40,932 THE PUBLIC LEARNED FROM THOSE EIGHT HEARINGS THAT IS MOST 294 00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:43,769 IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER. >> WELL, IT IS A SPELL BINDING 295 00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:45,804 STORY BECAUSE IT IT IS THE STORY OF THE WORST PRESIDENTIAL CRIME 296 00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:51,076 IN AMERICAN HISTORY. WE HAD A PRESIDENT WHO LOST THE 297 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,845 ELECTION BY MORE THAN 7 MILLION VOTES TKS WASN'T LIKE IT WAS 298 00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:59,918 CLOSE OR ANYTHING. AND HE JUST REFUSED TO TAKE NO 299 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,922 FOR AN ANSWER. SO WE SAW HIM GO TO THE 300 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:07,926 LEGISLATURES TO SEE IF THEY WOULD VOID OUT THE POPULAR VOTE 301 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,729 AND INSTALL TRUMP ELECTORS. WE SAW HIM CALL UPSTATE ELECTION 302 00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:15,701 OFFICIALS LIKE SECRETARY OF STATE BRAD WRATH LISTBERGER, A 303 00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:18,170 LIFELONG REPUBLICAN WHO CONTRIBUTED HANDSOMELY TO THE 304 00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:23,041 TRUMP CAMPAIGN AND JUST SAID FIND ME 11,787 VOTE, THAT SAUL I 305 00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:24,476 WANT. I'M A POLITICIAN, THAT SAUL I 306 00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:28,413 WANT IS 11,780 VOTES. AND WHEN NONE OF THAT WORKED, 307 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:32,217 THEN HE DECIDED HE WOULD PUT ALL THE PRESSURE ON VICE PRESIDENT 308 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:37,723 PENCE TO STEP OUTSIDE OF HIS CONSTITUTIONAL ROLE TO DECLARE 309 00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:41,993 AND EXERCISE UNPRECEDENTED LAWLESS POWER TO NUL FRIDAY 310 00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:45,864 ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTES FROM ARIZONA, GEORGIA, PENNSYLVANIA, 311 00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:50,068 ESSENTIALLY VAPE ORIZING THE VOTES OF TENS OF MILLIONS OF 312 00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:55,207 PEOPLE. AND WHEN PENCE SURPRISINGLY TO 313 00:22:55,273 --> 00:23:00,812 SOME PEOPLE'S CAMP, REFUSED TO GO ALONG WITH THAT AND STOOD 314 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:05,984 STRONG AND SHOID HIMSELF TO BE A PATRIOT THAT DAY, AND OVER IN 315 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:12,958 THE PRIOR WEEKS, TRUMP SUM MONDAYED, INVOKED, INCITED, 316 00:23:13,024 --> 00:23:17,429 GALVANIZED AND THEN SOANT A MOB TO THE CAPITOL IN ORDER TO 317 00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:20,365 OVERTHROW THE ELECTION. >> Stephen: AND HE KNEW THEY 318 00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:22,768 WERE ARMED. >> AND HE KNEW THEY WERE ARMED. 319 00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:26,037 AND NOTHING LIKE THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED IN AMERICAN HISTORY 320 00:23:26,104 --> 00:23:27,305 BEFORE. SO THANK YOU FOR SAYING WE DID A 321 00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:29,975 GOOD JOB. BUT WE HAD A LOT OF MATERIAL TO 322 00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:40,385 WORK WITH IN. AND. 323 00:23:40,452 --> 00:23:42,888 THE POINT IS THAT TO MY MIND, THAT DEMOCRACY IS TRULY A 324 00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:47,659 FRAGILE THING. I MEAN BEFORE THE AMERICAN 325 00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:51,129 REVOLUTION, EVERYBODY HAD LIVED UNDER KINGS AND QUEENS AND 326 00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:53,932 EMPERORS AND GUARDS AND PEOPLE LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND VLADIMIR 327 00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:56,134 PUTIN. THAT IS WHAT LIFE WAS LIKE FOR 328 00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:58,904 MOST PEOPLE. AND OUR FOUNDERS, AS FLAWED AS 329 00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:03,508 THEY WERE IN DIFFERENT WAYS HAD THE INCITE TO SAY LET'S CREATE A 330 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:08,280 GOVERNMENT BASED ON THE CONSENT OF THE GOV NERNED-- GOVERNED AND 331 00:24:08,346 --> 00:24:10,048 DEMOCRACY. AND THAT IS THE RADICALISM OF 332 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:13,485 THE AMERICAN EXPERIMENTS. BUT ALL OVER THE WORLD TODAY THE 333 00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:17,789 AUTOCRATS, THE DICTATORS, THE BULLY, THE TYRANTS, THE DESPOTS 334 00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:19,624 ARE ALL ON THE MARCH. >> Stephen: WHY DO YOU THINK 335 00:24:19,691 --> 00:24:24,296 THAT IS, AT FIRST I THOUGHT THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENT WAS SOME SORT 336 00:24:24,362 --> 00:24:28,867 OF AN ANOMALY, LIKE AN UNKNOWN-- THAT APPEARS AND 337 00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:32,070 CHANGES THE COURSE OF HISTORY. BUT HEN MY SON POINTED OUT, 338 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:38,109 THAN DAD Y IS ORBON, THERE, ERDOGAN, WHY IS PUTIN HOLDING ON 339 00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:41,313 TO POWER. WHY IS THIS SOMETHING HAPPENING 340 00:24:41,379 --> 00:24:44,082 IF NOT IN EVERY DIME TONE, IN EVERY HEMISPHERE. 341 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:46,384 >> IT IS LIKE ALL OF THE MONSTERS OF THE 20th CENTURY 342 00:24:46,451 --> 00:24:48,920 HAVE BEEN REVISITED UPON US, RIGHT. 343 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:52,524 AND WELL, IF YOU LISTEN TO PRESIDENT BIDEN WHO HAS TOLD 344 00:24:52,591 --> 00:24:56,394 THIS SEVERAL TIMES IN COMING TO THE HILL, HE SAYS WHEN THOSE 345 00:24:56,461 --> 00:25:00,599 AUTOCRATS TALK TO HIM, THEY SAY JOE BIDEN, YOU ARE A NICE GUY, 346 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:04,769 YOU ARE A GOOD BUY, BUT IN THE 21S CENTURY WITH CLIMATE CHANGE 347 00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:08,106 WHICH THEY ALL ADMIT TO BE TRUE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS, AND WITH 348 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:10,308 ALL OF THE IMMIGRATION AND SO ON. 349 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,710 WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS IS STRONG MEN. 350 00:25:11,776 --> 00:25:14,746 AND ARE YOU NOT A STRONG MAN, ARE YOU NOT AN AUTOCRAT, YOU ARE 351 00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:20,085 NOT A DICTATOR. AND SO FROM MOSCOW TO MAR A LAGO 352 00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:23,488 OUGHT ALL THE AUTOCRATS ARE WORKING TOGETHER TO TRY TO 353 00:25:23,555 --> 00:25:26,091 OVERTHROW DEMOCRACY WHICH IS WHY THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE GOT TO 354 00:25:26,157 --> 00:25:29,294 HANG TOUGH FOR THE GOOD THING WE'VE GOT GOING HERE. 355 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:35,567 CONSTITUTIONAL DEMOCRACY. (APPLAUSE). 356 00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:39,404 >> Stephen: NOW WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, WE'LL BE 357 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:42,374 RIGHT BACK WITH MORE CONGRESSMAN JAMIE RASKIN, EVERYBODY. 358 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:42,841 STICK AROUND. 359 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,521 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE BACK HERE WITH ONE OF THE 360 00:25:56,588 --> 00:26:00,492 LEADERS ON THE JANUARY 6th IMAGINE PANEL, CONGRESSMAN JAMIE 361 00:26:00,558 --> 00:26:02,060 RASKIN. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ONE THING 362 00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:05,664 WE HEARD ON THE LAST HEARING IS, I KNOW MYSELF AND MANY PEOPLE I 363 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:10,435 HAVE SPOKEN TO WHO WATCHED IT WERE AFFECTED, EMOTIONALLY 364 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:14,205 AFFECTED BY LEARNING THAT THE SECRET SERVICE WANTED TO 365 00:26:14,272 --> 00:26:15,874 CONTACT, WAS TRYING TO CONTACT THEIR FAMILIES TO SAY GOOD-BYE 366 00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:18,476 BECAUSE THEY FEARED FOR THEIR OWN LIVES. 367 00:26:18,543 --> 00:26:21,046 YOU GUYS HAD THIS INFORMATION LONG BEFORE WE DO, WHAT WAS THE 368 00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:24,349 AFFECT OR WERE YOU AFFECTED THE WAY WE WERE BY HEARING THAT 369 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,917 INFORMATION. >> WELL, ACTUALLY, NONE OF US 370 00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:30,121 WERE SURPRISED BECAUSE THE EXACT STAIM THING WAS GOING ON ON THE 371 00:26:30,188 --> 00:26:31,823 HOUSE FLOOR. EVERYBODY WAS CALLING THEIR 372 00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:35,660 SPOUSES, THEIR KIDS, THEIR PARENTS SO SAY GOOD-BYE. 373 00:26:35,727 --> 00:26:38,496 ALL OF US HAD ASSUMED IF ONE PERSON HAD SHOW GOTTEN TO THE 374 00:26:38,563 --> 00:26:44,269 CAPITOL AND HAD ELUDED THE SECURITY THAT WE HAVE WITHOUT A 375 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,471 BACKGROUND SCREENING, WITHOUT GOING THROUGH METAL DETECTORS, 376 00:26:46,538 --> 00:26:50,709 THAT PERSON WOULD BE SMOT ON-SITE, BUT INSTEAD WE HAD 377 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:55,113 HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE DESCEND UPON THE CAPITOL AND MOST PEOPLE WERE 378 00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:58,316 CONVINCED SOMEBODY WITH TAKE OUT AN AR-15. 379 00:26:58,383 --> 00:27:02,921 AND WE HAD DEMOCRATIC COLLEAGUES UP IN THE GALLERY WHO CRAWLED 380 00:27:02,988 --> 00:27:05,557 OVER TO THE REPUBLICAN SIDE BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WOULD 381 00:27:05,623 --> 00:27:11,062 BE SAFER OVER THERE. THAT NIGHT, IF A GUNMAN SHOWED 382 00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:13,031 UP PEOPLE WERE TAKING OFF THE PINS WE HAVE STO GET US IN THE 383 00:27:13,098 --> 00:27:15,300 BUILDING SO WE WOULDN'T BE RECOGNIZED. 384 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:17,569 WHEN WE HEARD THAT THE SECRET SERVICE MEN AND WOMEN WERE 385 00:27:17,635 --> 00:27:23,942 CALLING THEIR FAMILIES, ALL OF US DID BECAUSE THE SAME THING 386 00:27:24,009 --> 00:27:26,411 WAS HAPPENING. HI MY DAUGHTER AND SON-IN-LAW 387 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:30,482 WITH ME THAT NIGHT. AND IT WAS AN OBJECTIVELY 388 00:27:30,548 --> 00:27:32,684 TERRIFYING SITUATION. >> Stephen: WHEN DID Y'ALL 389 00:27:32,751 --> 00:27:40,492 FIND THE FOOTAGE OF JOSH HUH LeTAMPERING WITH THE FOREST 390 00:27:40,558 --> 00:27:45,563 CREATURE OF THE-- . >> THERE IS LOTS MORE WHERE THAT 391 00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:50,235 CAME FROM. >> Stephen: I THINK AMERICA IS 392 00:27:50,301 --> 00:27:55,440 CRYING FOR A SEQUEL THERE. >> YOU KNOW, THE THING THAT GETS 393 00:27:55,507 --> 00:28:05,050 ME AND THE REASON THAT I FELT-- THERE WERE PEOPLE WHO 394 00:28:05,116 --> 00:28:17,562 WERE EGGING-- 7-- STORMING THE U.S. CAPITOL. 395 00:28:17,629 --> 00:28:19,397 AND (APPLAUSE) 396 00:28:19,464 --> 00:28:24,369 THEN LATER DENYING THE WHOLE THING, MINIMIZING, DONALD TRUMP 397 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:29,407 HAS GIVEN THEM-- ORDERS WHEN HE SAID OH, YOU KNOW, HIS CROWD 398 00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:32,377 GREETED THE POLICE OFFICERS WITH HUGS AND KISSES WHICH IS 399 00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:36,114 PRESUMABLY HOW 150 OF THEM ENDED UP WOUNDED, INJURED IN THE 400 00:28:36,181 --> 00:28:42,120 HOSPITAL WITH BROKEN ARMS, LEGS, CONFUSION-- CON TEUTION, 401 00:28:42,187 --> 00:28:45,623 CONCUSSIONS, TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURIES, AND NOW POST TRAUMATIC 402 00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:48,493 STRESS SYNDROME. I MEAN THIS IS REAL LIFE AND FOR 403 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:52,997 DONALD TRUMP IT'S A BIG JOKE. >> Stephen: NOW THE SECRET 404 00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:57,569 SERVICE CANNOT FIND THEIR TEXT TO EACH OTHER AND THEY SENT ONE 405 00:28:57,635 --> 00:29:01,840 TEXT, WHICH ALMOST SEEMS LIKE [BLEEP] YOU. 406 00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:03,608 IF YOU WILL PARDON THE EXPRESSION. 407 00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:06,377 IT IS INSULTING TO SEND ONE TEXT. 408 00:29:06,444 --> 00:29:08,880 >> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT ONE TEXT IN A DAY. 409 00:29:08,947 --> 00:29:12,117 >> Stephen: EXACTLY. >> THE SECRET SERVICE SAID OH 410 00:29:12,183 --> 00:29:17,489 YEAH, BIG MISTAKE, OOPSY DAISY, WE CAN'T FIND THEM. 411 00:29:17,555 --> 00:29:21,192 DO YOU BUY THEIR EXPLANATION AT ALL. 412 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:25,563 >> IS IT FOR SALE? I DON'T-- I DON'T REALLY BUY 413 00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:29,534 THAT FOR ONE MINUTE. BUT ONE THING, ISN'T IT A LITTLE 414 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:33,771 ODD THAT ALL OF THE TEXTS WOULD VANISH FOR JANUARY 6th AND 415 00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:37,575 JANUARY 5th. OF ALL THE DAYS, WHAT AN ODD 416 00:29:37,642 --> 00:29:42,380 COINCIDENCE THAT IS. AND YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A 417 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:46,451 PREPLANNED MIGRATION OF THE PHONES THAT JUST HAPPENED TO BE 418 00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:51,856 ON THE SAME DAY AS THE FIRST VIOLENT INSURRECTION IN AMERICAN 419 00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:53,525 HISTORY? SO I AM A LITTLE DUBIOUS OF 420 00:29:53,591 --> 00:29:56,661 THAT. SO COUNT ME A SKEPTIC OF THAT. 421 00:29:56,728 --> 00:30:01,132 BUT I WILL TELL YOU THIS, THAT EVERYBODY WHO HAS TRIED TO HIDE 422 00:30:01,199 --> 00:30:05,570 A FACT AND HIDE THE TRUTH FROM THIS COMMITTEE HAS GOTTEN HIS OR 423 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:08,239 HER COMEUPPANCE BECAUSE THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE COMING FORWARD 424 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:15,914 TO TELL THE TRUTH ALL THE TIME. (APPLAUSE). 425 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:18,650 >> Stephen: AT THE END OF THE HEARING REPRESENTATIVE CHENEY 426 00:30:18,716 --> 00:30:24,789 SAID THE DAMN IS BREAKING, GIVE US A SENSE OF THE AMOUNT OF 427 00:30:24,856 --> 00:30:28,660 INFORMATION YOU ARE GETTING. IS THIS A FLOOD, THE HOOVER DAM 428 00:30:28,726 --> 00:30:37,502 BUSTED OPEN OR A TRICKLE SORT OF LIKE A-- . 429 00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:39,370 >> WELL, WE TALKED TO HUNDREDS OF WITNESSES. 430 00:30:39,437 --> 00:30:42,040 HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF WITNESSES. 431 00:30:42,106 --> 00:30:45,076 WE HAVE UNHADS OF THOUSANDS OF DOCUMENTS. 432 00:30:45,143 --> 00:30:50,415 THIS IS NOT ONLY THE FIRST VIOLENT INSURRECTION INCITED AND 433 00:30:50,481 --> 00:30:58,456 ORGANIZED BY A PRESIDENT T IS THE FIRST ONE THAT WAS PRETTY 434 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:02,293 MUCH-- INSTANTANEOUSLY BY EVERYONE THAT WAS THERE WE HAVE 435 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,796 REMARKABLE DOCUMENTATION OF EXACTLY WHAT HATCHED. 436 00:31:04,862 --> 00:31:10,935 THIS ISN'T EXACTLY LIKE ANING A THAT CHRIS TREE MYSTERY, WE KNOW 437 00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:14,839 WHO DONE IT, FROM THE BEGINNING. BUT THE REASON IT HAS BEEN SO 438 00:31:14,906 --> 00:31:19,410 GRIPPING FOR PEOPLE IS TO ACTUALLY SEE SUCH AN 439 00:31:19,477 --> 00:31:26,317 EXTRAORDINARY THING UNFOLD AS A PLAN TO OVERTHROW THE WORLD'S 440 00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:29,387 FIRST MODERN DEM OCTOBER SEEVMENT AND THE PEOPLE AREN'T 441 00:31:29,454 --> 00:31:32,523 GOING TO HAVE IT, DONALD TRUMP WILL BE ON HIS OWN AT THE END OF 442 00:31:32,590 --> 00:31:35,360 THIS. THE PEOPLE ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE 443 00:31:35,426 --> 00:31:39,831 IT. (APPLAUSE). 444 00:31:39,897 --> 00:31:42,433 >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK BUT WE'LL BE RIGHT 445 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,202 BACK WITH MORE CONGRESSMAN JAMIE RASKIN, EVERYBODY. 446 00:31:56,781 --> 00:31:59,917 >> Stephen: HEY EVERYBODY, WE'RE BACK HERE WITH CONGRESSMAN 447 00:31:59,984 --> 00:32:04,022 JAMIE RASKIN. AS A CONSTITUTIONAL SCHOLAR, YOU 448 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:06,658 TAUGHT CONSTITUTIONAL LAW FOR A LONG TIME. 449 00:32:06,724 --> 00:32:12,063 WHY DO YOU THINK IT IS SO HARD TO HOLD THIS ONE OBVIOUSLY 450 00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:15,500 GUILTY MAN ACCOUNTABLE GIVEN THAT ARE YOU ALSO AN 451 00:32:15,566 --> 00:32:17,535 IMPEACHMENT-- LEADER OF THE SECOND IMPEACHMENT. 452 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:22,006 DID THE FOUNDERS SHANK IT IN HOW THEY SET UP THE CHECKS AND 453 00:32:22,073 --> 00:32:25,009 BALANCES. OR ARE THE OTHER BRANCHES 454 00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:27,645 SHANKING IT RIGHT NOW OUT OF FEEFER? 455 00:32:27,712 --> 00:32:30,048 >> NO I THINK HE'S GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES. 456 00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:32,083 I MEAN ES REAL ESTATE FROM THIS CITY. 457 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:37,021 HE'S FROM NEW YORK. AND HE'S BEEN A CONMAN AND AN 458 00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:40,291 OPERATOR FOR A LONG TIME. AND HE OPERATES LIKE THE BEST OF 459 00:32:40,358 --> 00:32:43,661 THE CRIME BOSSES WHICH IS HE ALWAYS INSULATES HIMSELF WITH 460 00:32:43,728 --> 00:32:47,198 SEVERAL LAYERS OF LAWYER AND MONEY AND FLUNKIES BETWEEN 461 00:32:47,265 --> 00:32:50,468 HIMSELF AND THAT WHICH HE ORDERS TO BE DONE. 462 00:32:50,535 --> 00:32:55,506 SO YOU KNOW, YOU CAN LOOK AT SO MANY THINGS, TRUMP UNIVERSE AND 463 00:32:55,573 --> 00:32:59,110 YOU CAN LOOK AT ALL THE ALLEGATIONS OF SEXUAL ASSAULTS 464 00:32:59,177 --> 00:33:02,413 AND SEXUAL HARASSMENT. IT IS AMAZING, HE IS LIKE HUGH 465 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,149 DIN HE-- HOUDINI THE WAY HE GETS OUT OF IT. 466 00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:08,953 BUT I THINK HE MET HIS MATCH WITH BENNY THOMPSON, LIZ CHENEY 467 00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:14,959 AND THE JANUARY 6th COMMITTEE. 468 00:33:15,026 --> 00:33:19,430 (APPLAUSE) MANY PEOPLE ARE FRUSTRATED WITH 469 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:23,601 THE SPEED AT WHICH MER RICK GARLAND IS BRINGING CHARGES, 470 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:27,805 EVEN BASED UPON THE CRIMINAL REFERRALS GIVEN BY THE JANUARY 471 00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:31,309 6th COMMITTEE. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT MERRICK 472 00:33:31,376 --> 00:33:33,144 GARLAND SAY NOTHING PERSON IS ABOVE THE LAW. 473 00:33:33,211 --> 00:33:36,848 WE DON'T MAKE OUR INVESTIGATIONS PUBLIC AND WE HAVE TO GET THIS 474 00:33:36,914 --> 00:33:38,950 RIGHT. HOW DO YOU INTERPRET THAT. 475 00:33:39,016 --> 00:33:41,552 >> I AGREE WITH ALL OF THAT. I SHOULD START BY SAYING MERRICK 476 00:33:41,619 --> 00:33:45,390 GARLAND IS MY CONSTITUENT AND I DON'T BROWBEAT MY CONSTITUENTS. 477 00:33:45,456 --> 00:33:49,227 SO YOU KNOW. >> EVERY VOTE COUNTS. 478 00:33:49,293 --> 00:33:52,163 >> EVERY VOTE COUNTS INDEED, THIS IS THE SEASON TO REMEMBER 479 00:33:52,230 --> 00:33:58,503 THAT. LOOK, THEY HAVE MORE THAN 850 480 00:33:58,569 --> 00:34:02,073 CASES ALREADY FOR ASSAULTING FEDERAL OFFICERS, FOR DESTROYING 481 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:06,611 FEDERAL PROPERTY. FOR REFUSING TO LEAVE, FOR 482 00:34:06,677 --> 00:34:08,379 SEDITIOUS CONSPIRACY AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT. 483 00:34:08,446 --> 00:34:11,215 I KNOW EVERYBODY IS IMPATIENT BECAUSE THEY WANT TO SEE IT GO 484 00:34:11,282 --> 00:34:14,218 ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP. BUT THIS ST HOW ORGANIZATIONED 485 00:34:14,285 --> 00:34:16,287 CRIME INVESTIGATIONS WORK. YOU START AT THE BOTTOM WITH THE 486 00:34:16,354 --> 00:34:19,390 LITTLE FISH AND YOU KEEP FLIPPING PEOPLE UNTIL YOU GETS 487 00:34:19,457 --> 00:34:20,992 UP TO THE STOP. AND IF YOU ARE WITH DR. KING, 488 00:34:21,058 --> 00:34:26,964 YOU KNOW, THE ARC OF THE MORAL UNIVERSE IS LONG BUT IT BENDS 489 00:34:27,031 --> 00:34:29,834 TOWARDS JUSTICE AND DONALD TRUMP SHOULD REMEMBER THAT. 490 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:32,170 (APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: I WANT IT A LITTLE 491 00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:37,542 BEND YER I WANT IT A LITTLE BEND YER IF IT IS OKAY WITH ME ASKING 492 00:34:37,608 --> 00:34:42,046 YOU ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE AND YOUR FAMILY, YOU EXPERIENCED, 493 00:34:42,113 --> 00:34:44,782 YOUR WHOLE FARYDGES YOU AND YOUR FAMILY EXPERIENCED DEEP 494 00:34:44,849 --> 00:34:50,121 SUFFERING IN THE WINTER AFTER THE ELECTION, AND BEFORE JANUARY 495 00:34:50,188 --> 00:34:54,058 6th. THE LOSS OF YOUR SON TOM. 496 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:56,127 AND A WEEK LATER THE INSURRECTION. 497 00:34:56,194 --> 00:35:02,133 BENJAMIN FRANKLIN SAID THAT WHICH HURTS CONSTRUCTS AND I'M 498 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,936 WONDERING HOW YOUR PERSONAL EXPERIENCE AND THE SEEMING 499 00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:07,071 SUFFERING THAT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY HAVE GONE THROUGH HAS 500 00:35:07,138 --> 00:35:11,476 INSTRUCTED THE WORK THAT YOU DO ON BEHALF OF THE AMERICAN 501 00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:15,379 PEOPLE? >> WELL, TOMMY RASKIN WAS A 502 00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:21,786 MAGICAL YOUNG MAN. HE WAS A PLAYWRIGHT, HE WAS A 503 00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:23,855 COMIC. HE WAS A STUDENT AT HARVARD LAW 504 00:35:23,921 --> 00:35:25,723 SCHOOL. HE IS A GREAT POET, HE WAS A 505 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:31,329 PASSIONATE VEGAN WHO CONVERTED MORE PEOPLE TO NOT EATING MEAT 506 00:35:31,395 --> 00:35:33,931 THAN ANYBODY I EVER MET IN MY LIFE. 507 00:35:33,998 --> 00:35:36,434 AND HE WANTED A LOT MORE FROM DEMOCRACY. 508 00:35:36,501 --> 00:35:42,306 NOT A LOT LESS FROM DEMOCRACY. AND SO YOU KNOW, WHEN SPEAKER 509 00:35:42,373 --> 00:35:46,944 PELOSI ASKED ME TO LEAD THE IMPEACHMENT TEAM OVER IN THE 510 00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:50,615 SENATE, SHE KIND OF THREW ME A LFELINE AS I SEE IT. 511 00:35:50,681 --> 00:35:54,385 BECAUSE I WASN'T EATING AND I WASN'T SLEEPING AND I DIDN'T 512 00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:56,854 KNOW WHETHER I WOULD BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING OF VALUE EVER AGAIN 513 00:35:56,921 --> 00:35:59,423 IN MY CAREER. BUT SHE BASICALLY SAID WE NEED 514 00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:02,493 YOU. AND WE NEED YOU TO HELP US 515 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:06,097 RALLY. AND I HAD TOMMY IN MY HEART, THE 516 00:36:06,163 --> 00:36:09,534 WHOLE TIME AND I STILL DO UNTIL WE GET THROUGH IT. 517 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,202 PRAWS PLAWS. >> Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH 518 00:36:11,269 --> 00:36:13,170 FOR BEING HERE. >> THANK YOU, STEPHEN. 519 00:36:13,237 --> 00:36:16,040 >> Stephen: CONGRESSMAN JAMIE RASKIN, EVERYBODY. 520 00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:19,477 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY DEATH CAB FOR 521 00:36:19,544 --> 00:36:19,977 CUTIE. 522 00:36:23,714 --> 00:36:26,217 >> Stephen: PERFORMING "HERE TO FOREVER" FROM THEIR FORTHCOMING 523 00:36:26,284 --> 00:36:41,165 ALBUM, "ASPHALT MEADOWS," DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE. 524 00:36:41,232 --> 00:36:42,266 ALBUM, "ASPHALT MEADOWS," DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE. 525 00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:48,005 ♪ IN EVERY MOVIE I WATCH FROM THE '50s 526 00:36:48,072 --> 00:36:57,848 ♪ THERE'S ONLY ONE THOUGHT THAT SWIRLS AROUND MY HEAD NOW 527 00:36:57,915 --> 00:37:00,251 ♪ AND THAT'S THAT EVERYONE THERE ON THE SCREEN 528 00:37:00,318 --> 00:37:04,488 ♪ YEAH, EVERYONE THERE ON THE SCREEN 529 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:10,895 ♪ WELL, THEY'RE ALL DEAD NOW THEY'RE ALL DEAD NOW 530 00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:12,463 ♪ AND IT AIN'T EASY LIVING ABOVE 531 00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:16,467 ♪ AND I CAN'T HELP BUT KEEP FALLING IN LOVE 532 00:37:16,534 --> 00:37:22,039 ♪ WITH BONES AND ASHES WITH BONES AND ASHES 533 00:37:22,106 --> 00:37:24,475 ♪ AND WHEN THE COLOR IS TOO BOLD AND BRIGHT 534 00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:26,243 ♪ I'M DAYDREAMING IN BLACK AND WHITE 535 00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:36,487 ♪ UNTIL IT PASSES UNTIL IT PASSES 536 00:37:36,554 --> 00:37:43,294 ♪ I WANNA KNOW THE MEASURE FROM HERE TO FOREVER 537 00:37:43,361 --> 00:37:55,272 ♪ AND I WANNA FEEL THE PRESSURE OF GOD OR WHATEVER 538 00:37:55,339 --> 00:37:58,542 ♪ OH, THESE DAYS IT'S SO HARD TO RELAX 539 00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:04,482 ♪ YOU GOTTA HOLD A GUN TO MY BACK TO MAKE ME SMILE 540 00:38:04,548 --> 00:38:11,489 ♪ TO MAKE ME SMILE AND THE ONLY WAY I SEEM TO COPE 541 00:38:11,555 --> 00:38:12,657 IS BY TRYING TO HOLD ON TO HOPE ♪ IF JUST FOR A WHILE 542 00:38:12,723 --> 00:38:24,468 IF JUST FOR A WHILE ♪ I WANNA KNOW THE MEASURE 543 00:38:24,535 --> 00:38:31,375 FROM HERE TO FOREVER ♪ AND I WANNA FEEL THE PRESSURE 544 00:38:31,442 --> 00:38:43,287 OF GOD OR WHATEVER ♪ NOW IT SEEMS MORE THAN EVER 545 00:38:43,354 --> 00:38:52,463 THERE'S NO HANDS ON THE LEVERS ♪ AND I WANNA FEEL THE PRESSURE 546 00:38:52,530 --> 00:39:00,471 OF GOD OR WHATEVER ♪ ONLY ROLLERS 547 00:39:00,538 --> 00:39:07,278 KEEP ROLLING ♪ WHILE THE SEARCHERS 548 00:39:07,344 --> 00:39:10,414 KEEP SCROLLING ♪ ♪ ♪ 549 00:39:10,481 --> 00:39:12,483 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 550 00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:27,431 ♪ ♪ ♪ 551 00:39:27,498 --> 00:39:28,733 ♪ ♪ ♪ 552 00:39:35,339 --> 00:39:40,478 ♪ I WANNA KNOW THE MEASURE FROM HERE TO FOREVER 553 00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:52,490 ♪ AND I WANNA FEEL THE PRESSURE OF GOD OR WHATEVER 554 00:39:52,556 --> 00:40:00,498 ♪ NOW IT SEEMS MORE THAN EVER THERE'S NO HANDS ON THE LEVERS 555 00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:04,468 ♪ AND I WANNA FEEL THE PRESSURE OF GOD OR WHATEVER 556 00:40:04,535 --> 00:40:16,480 ♪ OR WHATEVER ♪ ♪ 557 00:40:16,547 --> 00:40:22,820 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) EVERYBODY! 558 00:40:22,887 --> 00:40:25,322 THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW." GOOD NIGHT.