1 00:00:01,468 --> 00:00:04,204 STUNNING REVELATIONS COMING OUT OF THE NEW MEMOIR OF FORMER 2 00:00:04,270 --> 00:00:06,172 PRESIDENT TRUMP'S SON-IN-LAW. 3 00:00:06,239 --> 00:00:08,041 IN HIS NEW BOOK BREAKING HISTORY 4 00:00:08,108 --> 00:00:11,511 A WHITE HOUSE MEMOIR JARED KUSHNER DETAILS MULTIPLE CLASHES 5 00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:14,013 WITH ONE TIME FELLOW TRUMP ADVISOR STEVE BANNON. 6 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:18,952 >> BANNON THREATENED TO QUOTE BREAK HIM IN HALF IF KUSHNER 7 00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:24,324 TURNED ON HIM. >> JARED KUSHNER'S NEW MEMOIR, 8 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:27,093 BREAKING HISTORY DETAILS HIS TIME IN THE WHITE HOUSE. 9 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:30,597 AND AUDIBLE HAS THE EXCLUSIVE AUDIO BOOK. 10 00:00:30,663 --> 00:00:35,902 ENJOY BREAKING HISTORY AS READ BY JARED KUSHNER. 11 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:40,306 >> AFTER BEING BULLIED BY BANNON, STEVE KEPT ASKING ME IF 12 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:46,045 I WANTED A DONUT, I HAVE NEVER TRIED SUCH A BRAND OF DONUTS SO 13 00:00:46,112 --> 00:00:49,416 I AGREED. HE THEN TOUCHED ME IN THE GROIN 14 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:53,720 AND SAY HURTS, DONE OUT. LATE THARY DAY MIKE POMPEO ASKED 15 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:55,989 ME WHAT THE CAPITOL OF THAILAND WAS. 16 00:00:56,055 --> 00:01:00,326 WHEN I ANSWERED BANGKOK I WAS PUNCHED IN THE GENITALS FOR THE 17 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:05,932 SECOND TIME THAT DAY. DURING THE CABINET MEETING BETSY 18 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:08,968 DEVOS ASKED ME WHAT IS A SQUIRREL'S FAVORITE DRINK. 19 00:01:09,035 --> 00:01:12,038 BEFORE I COULD ANSWER SHE YELLED NUT PUNCH. 20 00:01:12,105 --> 00:01:16,309 AND THEN DID THAT TO ME. >> SO DOWNLOAD JARED KUSHNER'S 21 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:21,314 BREAKING HISTORY TODAY. >> OKAY GUY, I'M DONE WITH THE 22 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:22,148 REPORTING. OKAY. 23 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:25,652 THE DOOR IS LOCKED. HA HA, REAL FUNNY. 24 00:01:25,718 --> 00:01:30,757 WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS. IVANKA. 25 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:35,261 >> IT'S THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT. 26 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:43,169 TONIGHT'S FEEL FAST BETTER PLUS STEPHEN WELCOMES PATTON OSWALT 27 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:48,808 AND ENERGY SECRETARY JENNIFER GRANHOLM. 28 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:53,680 FEATURING JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN WITH SPECIAL GUEST JAMES 29 00:01:53,746 --> 00:01:57,450 TAYLOR. AND NOW LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED 30 00:01:57,517 --> 00:02:07,594 SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK CITY IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT. 31 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:22,542 >> Stephen: OH HEY. (APPLAUSE). 32 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:23,710 >> Stephen: OH HEY. (APPLAUSE). 33 00:02:23,776 --> 00:02:25,712 >> Stephen: THANK YOU MY FRIENDS, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, 34 00:02:25,778 --> 00:02:28,882 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 35 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:31,584 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: OKAY. 36 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:36,356 HEY, EVERYBODY. WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE LATE 37 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:47,600 SHOW. I'M YOUR HOST, COCO SHOW. 38 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,936 HAPPY MONDAY. IT'S THE FIRST OF AUGUST. 39 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,638 TYPICALLY, A MONTH WHEN THE NEWS SLOWS DOWN. 40 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:56,175 AMERICANS GO ON VACATION, CONGRESS GEARS UP FOR RECESS, 41 00:02:56,242 --> 00:03:01,180 AND WOLF BLITZER HITS THE SITUATION HAMMOCK. 42 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:04,050 AND THAT SLOW NEWS MAY EXPLAIN WHY TODAY'S TOP HEADLINE IS JOE 43 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:08,354 BIDEN TESTED POSITIVE AGAIN FOR CORONAVIRUS. 44 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:09,923 THAT'S RIGHT! EXTRA! 45 00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:13,526 EXTRA! MAN NEVER REALLY THAT SICK, 46 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:20,600 STILL TECHNICALLY SICK. LAST WEEK, BIDEN TESTED 47 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,769 NEGATIVE, NOW HE'S POSITIVE AGAIN. 48 00:03:22,835 --> 00:03:30,743 EXPERTS SAY HE'S LIKELY EXPERIENCING PAXLOVID 'REBOUND.' 49 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:34,747 WOW, GETTING COVID TWICE IN A ROW 'CUZ YOU TOOK PAXLOVID? 50 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:49,696 WHO COULD'VE SEEN THIS COMING? HAPPENED TO ME. 51 00:03:49,762 --> 00:03:50,763 WHO COULD'VE SEEN THIS COMING? HAPPENED TO ME. 52 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:54,867 HAPPENED TO ME IN MAY. HAPPENED TO LOTS OF FOLKS. 53 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:55,969 I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO TOOK PAXLOVID WHO DIDN'T GET IT 54 00:03:56,035 --> 00:03:57,036 AGAIN. IT'S THE HOTTEST REBOUND SINCE 55 00:03:57,103 --> 00:04:07,780 J-LO TESTED POSITIVE FOR A SECOND CASE OF AFFLECK. 56 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:09,983 BASED ON A TRUE STORY. RESEARCHERS SAY PAXLOVID REBOUND 57 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:12,552 IS CAUSED BY INSUFFICIENT DRUG EXPOSURE: NOT ENOUGH OF THE 58 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:14,754 PAXLOVID DRUG GETS TO INFECTED CELLS TO STOP ALL VIRAL 59 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:19,392 REPLICATION. SO THE COVID POPS RIGHT BACK UP. 60 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:21,294 WHICH IS WHY THE WHITE HOUSE IS NOW TRYING TO GIVE PAXLOVID TO 61 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:31,638 BIDEN'S POLL NUMBERS. BIEDZEN-- YEAH, TAKES A SECOND. 62 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:33,473 BIDEN POSTED THIS UPDATE FROM REQUARANTINE: 63 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:39,212 >> HEY, FOLKS, JOE BIDEN HERE. TESTED POSITIVE THIS MORNING. 64 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:40,446 GOING TO BE WORKING FROM HOME FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. 65 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:42,248 AND I'M FEELING FINE. EVERYTHING IS GOOD. 66 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:50,590 BUT COMMANDER AND I GOT A LITTLE WORK TO DO. 67 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:51,491 (LAUGHTER) >> Stephen: I ASKED COMMANDER IF 68 00:04:51,557 --> 00:04:53,226 I COULD SIT DOWN, TAKE A BREATHER. 69 00:04:53,292 --> 00:04:54,060 HE SAID NO. THAT'S OK. 70 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,261 THE TWO OF US GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 71 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:57,296 STARTIN' WITH KEEPIN' AN EYE ON THAT SQUIRREL THAT'S BEEN 72 00:04:57,363 --> 00:05:01,267 TAUNTING US ALL MORNING. THEN WE'RE GOING TO GO CHEW UP 73 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:05,338 JILL'S LOAFERS. NOW, THERE'S A STORY ABOUT 74 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:11,444 CONGRESS AND VETERANS OUT THERE. AND I JUST WANNA START BY SAYING 75 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:13,212 I'VE BEEN MAKING THE POLITICAL JOKEY MAKE-'EM-UPS FOR OVER 20 76 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:17,283 YEARS, AND I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO BALDLY CYNICAL AND 77 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:23,623 POINTLESSLY MALICIOUS AS THIS. IF THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THE 78 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:33,733 ROOM, TELL THEM TO AGE QUICKLY AND VOTE, BECAUSE RECENTLY, BOTH 79 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:38,971 THE HOUSE AND SENATE OVERWHELMINGLY PASSED A BILL 80 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:41,274 CALLED THE PACT ACT, WHICH WOULD EXPAND HEALTHCARE COVERAGE FOR 81 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:44,310 MILITARY VETERANS WHO WERE EXPOSED TO TOXINS AND BURN PITS 82 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:46,746 DURING THEIR SERVICE. THAT'S SOMETHING WE CAN ALL 83 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:49,015 AGREE ON. IF WE'RE GOING TO GO TO WAR, WE 84 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:52,351 HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THE WARRIORS. 85 00:05:52,418 --> 00:05:53,853 EXCEPT THAT, DUE TO ADMINISTRATIVE ISSUES, THE 86 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:57,890 SENATE HAD TO REVOTE ON THE BILL. 87 00:05:57,957 --> 00:06:01,027 AND THIS TIME, IT WAS BLOCKED, BECAUSE 25 REPUBLICAN SENATORS 88 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:07,600 FLIPPED THEIR VOTES. >> BOO! 89 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:18,377 AND LIKE MANY AMERICANS, I'D LIKE TO FLIP THEM IN RETURN. 90 00:06:18,444 --> 00:06:19,846 WHY WOULD REPUBLICANS SCREW OVER VETERANS ON A GOOD BILL THAT 91 00:06:19,912 --> 00:06:23,616 THEY PREVIOUSLY VOTED FOR? WELL, ONE THEORY IS THEY HAD 92 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:25,885 THEIR BOXERS IN A BUNCH AFTER JOE MANCHIN AND CHUCK SCHUMER 93 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:29,322 SECRETLY NEGOTIATED A BIG CLIMATE DEAL. 94 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:33,292 SO, SCREWING VETERANS MIGHT BE POLITICAL PAYBACK. 95 00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:35,928 WELL, THAT WOULD BE SOME MISDIRECTED ANGER, G.O.P.. 96 00:06:35,995 --> 00:06:39,098 IT'S LIKE A QUARTERBACK SAYING, (AS QUARTERBACK) 97 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:41,367 "ALL RIGHT, WE'RE DOWN 20, I JUST THREW AN INTERCEPTION, AND 98 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:43,936 THE OTHER TEAM SCORED. HERE'S THE PLAY: I'M GONNA 99 00:06:44,003 --> 00:06:47,640 SUCKER PUNCH THAT OLD GUY AT THE HOT DOG STAND. 100 00:06:47,707 --> 00:06:52,078 SLAP GRANDPA ON THREE." OF COURSE, WHEN IT'S A STORY 101 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:57,283 THIS HORRIBLE, IT'S GOTTA INVOLVE TEXAS SENATOR AND 102 00:06:57,350 --> 00:07:04,290 BUTTHOLE ALL DRESSED UP FOR HIS PROSTATE EXAM, TED CRUZ. 103 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:05,525 AFTER BLOCKING HEALTH CARE TO VETERANS, CRUZ WAS CAUGHT ON 104 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:09,128 CAMERA WALKING UP TO MONTANA SENATOR STEVE DAINES AND GIVING 105 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:11,464 HIM A FIST BUMP. I IMAGINE THERE'S SOME VETERANS 106 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:17,303 WHO WOULD ALSO LIKE TO BUMP TED CRUZ WITH THEIR FISTS. 107 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:25,411 THIS WHOLE THING IS OUTRAGEOUS. YOU KNOW WHO IS PARTICULARLY 108 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:29,348 OUTRAGED? MY OLD BUDDY AND LEPRECHAUN LAW 109 00:07:29,415 --> 00:07:35,621 PARTNER, JON STEWART. JON'S BEEN ADVOCATING FOR THIS 110 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:38,658 VETERANS' HEALTHCARE BILL FOR YEARS, AND ALMOST SAW IT ACROSS 111 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:41,360 THE FINISH LINE, UNTIL REPUBLICANS SHANKED IT. 112 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:49,969 HE HAD WORDS. >> SO AIN'T THIS A (/ BLEEP/ )? 113 00:07:50,036 --> 00:08:01,280 AMERICA'S HEROES, WHO FOUGHT IN OUR WARS, OUTSIDE SWEATING THEIR 114 00:08:01,347 --> 00:08:06,619 ASSES OFF, WITH OXYGEN, BATTLING ALL KINDS OF AILMENTS, WHILE 115 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:13,292 THESE MOTHER(/ BLEEP/ )ERS, SITN FROM ANY OF IT. 116 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:20,733 IF THIS IS AMERICA FIRST, THEN AMERICA IS (/ BLEEP/ ). 117 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:24,503 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: STRONG WORDS, THIS 118 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:26,839 IS AMERICA FIRST-- >> Stephen: LOT OF PEOPLE ARE 119 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:29,342 CALLING FOR JON TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT, AND THAT WOULD MAKE A 120 00:08:29,408 --> 00:08:33,279 GREAT CAMPAIGN SLOGAN. RIGHT UP THERE WITH TIPPECANOE 121 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:44,390 AND (/ BLEEP/ ) YOU TOO. THE POTTY MOUTH TONIGHT WHEN 122 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:53,933 JAMES TAYLOR IS HERE. (APPLAUSE) 123 00:08:54,000 --> 00:09:00,072 SPOILTER, JAMES TAYLOR IS HERE. (APPLAUSE) 124 00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:05,278 I GAVE AWAY THE BIG ENTRANCE. IT WAS A BIG WEEKEND FOR FORMER 125 00:09:05,344 --> 00:09:09,282 PRESIDENT THE DIM REAPER. HE HOSTED A GOLF TOURNAMENT AT 126 00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:13,286 HIS NEW JERSEY CLUB AS PART OF THE LIV TOURNAMENT, A NEW GOLF 127 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:17,857 TOUR FINANCED BY SAUDI ARABIA, WHICH CRITICS HAVE BASHED AS 128 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:21,294 SPORT WASHING BY A BRUTAL REGIME SEEKING TO CLEANSE ITS 129 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,663 REPUTATION AFTER THE MURDER OF WASHINGTON POST JOURNALIST JAMAL 130 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:27,266 KHASHOGGI. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SPORTS 131 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:32,571 WASHING, WHEN YOU HIRE GRONK TO DO YOUR DELICATES. 132 00:09:32,638 --> 00:09:35,641 SURVIVORS AND FAMILIES OF 9/11 PROTESTED THE TOURNAMENT BECAUSE 133 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:38,077 OF SAUDI INVOLVEMENT IN THAT ATTACK, AND THE FORMER PRESIDENT 134 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:41,180 WAS ASKED ABOUT THAT ON THURSDAY: 135 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,883 >> WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THOSE FAMILY MEMBERS THAT PROTESTED 136 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:47,219 EARLIER THIS WEEK AND WILL BE DOING SO AGAIN ON FRIDAY? 137 00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:52,858 >> WELL/ NOBODY'S/ GOTTEN TO THE >> Stephen: YEAH. 138 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:56,262 NO ONE HAS ANY IDEA WHO DID 9/11 OR WHAT COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM. 139 00:09:56,329 --> 00:10:00,099 THAT'S WHY IN 2011, THAT FAMOUS HEADLINE READ: SEAL TEAM SIX 140 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:03,636 SHOOTS SOME DUDE IN THE EYE. WHAT GIVES? 141 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:08,007 ON THURSDAY A NOVEMBERER GOT A SHOT OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT 142 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:11,143 WITHOUT MAKEUP. AND HOW BAD COT PHOTO BE. 143 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:16,983 OH MY GD. SOMEONE TURNED OFF THE AC AT MAD 144 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:31,297 I'M TEU SAUCED, IT REMINDED ME SCENE IN STAR WARS. 145 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,598 >> EEEWW! OH MY GOD BACK IN THE HELMET! 146 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:38,337 BACK IN THE HELMET! INFLATION IS STILL ROCKING OUR 147 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:42,274 WORLD. PRICES ARE SO HIGH THAT IT'S LED 148 00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:45,478 TO AN INCREASE IN THEFT. NOW, STORES ARE LOCKING UP SPAM 149 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:48,014 DUE TO INFLATION IN NEW YORK CITY. 150 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:54,253 ONE PLACE YOU NEED A KEY TO ACCESS THE PRECIOUS SALT-MEATS 151 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,288 IS THE PORT AUTHORITY BUS DEPOT, WHERE IT'S BEING STOCKED IN 152 00:10:56,355 --> 00:11:00,026 ANTI-THEFT CASES. OF COURSE, IF YOU'RE EATING SPAM 153 00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:02,561 IN THE PORT AUTHORITY, YOU'VE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN 154 00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:07,833 INFLATION. NOW, THE PHOTO I'M ABOUT TO SHOW 155 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:12,004 YOU IS REAL. I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS WHEN I 156 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:14,340 FIRST SAW IT. BUT THEY'VE ALSO LOCKED UP 157 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:20,046 SPAM'S DISAPPOINTED FATHER, HAM. IT'S LIKE AN EXHIBIT IN THE 158 00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:33,459 MUSEUM OF SADNESS. NOW TO TO EVERYONE SAYK HEY, 159 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:37,530 STEVE, ISN'T ALL THIS HAM SECURITY GOING TOO FAR? 160 00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:42,535 LET ME POINT OUT THAT THIS IS CELEBRITY HAM. 161 00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:44,270 I ASSUME IT STARRED IN THE MOVIE BABE. 162 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:47,673 WHICH IS WHY THEY'RE ADVERTISING IT WITH THE SLOGAN, 163 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:52,745 MMM THAT'LL DO, PIG WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 164 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:55,181 TONIGHT, MY GUESTS ARE PATTON OSWALT AND SECRETARY JENNIFER 165 00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,817 GRANHOLM. BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, 166 00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,553 MEANWHILE! STICK AROUND. 167 00:12:51,504 --> 00:13:00,579 GIVE IT UP FOR THE BAND, EVERYBODY. 168 00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:07,887 YEAH, THIS IS FUN. NOW I'M SURE NOBODY IN THE 169 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:12,825 AUDIENCE HAS NOTICED SO FAR, BUT THERE IS A GUEST WITH OUR BAND 170 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:16,662 THIS EVENING, TELL PEOPLE WHO WE ARE HONORED TO HAVE. 171 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:25,137 >> SO HONORED TO HAVE ONE OF MY HEROES, BUILD JAMES TAYLOR. 172 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:38,784 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 173 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:43,122 WHO DO YOU HAVE JOINS US ON THE KEYS TONIGHT. 174 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:49,128 >> FROM JAMES TAYLOR'S BAND WE HAVE ANOTHER DEAR FRIEND, 175 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:51,897 MR. LARRY GOLDEN. (APPLAUSE). 176 00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:59,405 >> Stephen: THANK YOU LARRY. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. 177 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:02,975 JAMES, JAMES, WHEN ARE WE GOING FISHING? 178 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:05,611 >> GOOD QUESTION. >> Jon: BECAUSE WE TALKED 179 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,213 ABOUT THIS. WE TALKED ABOUT GOING FISHING 180 00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:09,949 HERE WHEN YOU WERE ON THE SHOW LAST TIME. 181 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,817 BACKSTAGE YOU SAID WERE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT GOING FISHING WITH 182 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,152 ME. WE ALSO SAID AGAIN WHEN WE HAD 183 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:17,289 DINNER LAST OCTOBER, I DON'T WANT TO SAY WHERE THE BAMA'S 184 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:22,094 HOUSE. BUT WE HAD DINNER-- I SAID LET'S 185 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:26,832 GO FISHING, YOU SAID ABSOLUTELY, I INVITED TO YOU GO FINISHING 186 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:29,501 YOU GO-- FISHING BUT YOU HAD A 12 MONTH NATIONAL TOUR. 187 00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:38,143 ARE YOU OFF NOW. >> YOU DID 12 MONTH TOUR. 188 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:41,547 >> YEAH T STARTED 12 MONTHS AGO, NOT ALL OF THAT TIME WAS ON THE 189 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:45,484 ROAD AND NOT ALL OF IT WAS IN THE U.S. BUT YES, WE'VE BEEN ON 190 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,487 THE ROLLED ROADS FOR AWHILE. BUT WE'RE OFF. 191 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,823 WE FINISHED THAT TOUR. >> Stephen: WELL, NOW I'M BACK 192 00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:54,526 AT WORK SO I CAN'T. WE'LL GET IT. 193 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:57,296 >> WE COULD GO DOG FISHING. >> Stephen: WHAT IS DOG 194 00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:59,465 FISHING. >> YOU BAIT A HOOK AND THROW IT 195 00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:06,138 OFF THE TOP OF A BROWN STONE AND WAIT FOR A DOG. 196 00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:13,078 >> Stephen: WOW. WE ALSO HAVE OTHER GUEST THIS 197 00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:15,080 EVENING, IN CASE ANYBODY IS WONDERING. 198 00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:22,821 WE HAVE PATTON OSWALT IS GOING TO BE OUT HERE IN A MOMENT. 199 00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:30,796 AND SECRETARY OF ENERGY JENNIFER GRANHOLM IS GOING TO BE OUT 200 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,065 HERE. YOU 201 00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:35,934 >> Stephen: Y'KNOW, FOLKS. I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME, RIGHT 202 00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:38,737 OVER THERE, GATHERING FOR YOU THE DAY'S FINEST, MOST IMPORTANT 203 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,606 NEWS LEATHER, CUTTING IT INTO YOKES WITH A SKIVING KNIFE, 204 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:44,610 FITTING THEM TO A SOLE WITH THE MOST TOPICAL WELT CONSTRUCTION, 205 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:48,580 THEN SETTING THE STAYS INTO THE HEEL AND ADDING A BURNISHED 206 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:52,618 PATINA, ALL ON A CURVED LAST, TO PRESENT TO YOU THE EXQUISITE 207 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:56,655 BESPOKE BERLUTI SHOE THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. 208 00:15:56,722 --> 00:16:00,626 BUT SOMETIMES I WAKE UP NEAR A TIRE FIRE OUTSIDE OF TOWN, BREAK 209 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:03,028 INTO A MINI VAN, CUT UP THE SEAT CUSHIONS AND STRAP THEM TO MY 210 00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:07,599 FEET USING THE BARBED WIRE I STOLE OFF AN ABANDONED PRISON 211 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:11,236 FENCE TO MAKE THE JANKY HOBO CLOG OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT: 212 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:26,185 (/ MUSIC STING/ ) MEANWHILE, IN NEW MEXICO, 213 00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:27,319 (/ MUSIC STING/ ) MEANWHILE, IN NEW MEXICO, 214 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:29,855 ALBUQUERQUE HAS JUST ERECTED STATUES OF THE TWO LEAD 215 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,524 CHARACTERS OF THE SHOW BREAKING BAD. 216 00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:36,628 AND THEY'VE SWITCHED THE CITY'S SLOGAN FROM CHANGE YOUR 217 00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:43,469 PERSPECTIVE TO TRY METH. MEANWHILE, THERE WAS CONFUSION 218 00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:47,606 FOR NEW MEXICO DRIVERS RECENTLY WHEN A NEW ROAD SIGN FOR 219 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:52,611 ALBUQUERQUE MISSPELLED THE CITY'S NAME, LOSING THE R. 220 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:58,650 ALBUE CUE CUE? ALBE KWAY KWAY? 221 00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,619 STILL LESS AWKWARD THAN WHEN OFFICIALS MESSED UP THE WELCOME 222 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:11,730 SIGN FOR VIRGINIA. (LAUGHTER) 223 00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:14,433 (APPLAUSE) MEANWHILE, YOU COULD GET PAID TO 224 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:19,538 EAT CANDY AS A CANADIAN COMPANY'S CHIEF CANDY OFFICER. 225 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,807 YOU MEAN I COULD GET PAID FOR THAT? 226 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:26,945 I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR FREE MY WHOLE LIFE. 227 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,614 WHAT'S NEXT, YOU CAN GET PAID TO TELL JOKES ALL DAY? 228 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:38,590 -- WHAT? IF A BOAT LOAD OF CANDY ISN'T 229 00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:40,626 ENOUGH, THE COMPANY IS ALSO OFFERING AN ANNUAL SALARY OF 230 00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:48,600 $100,000 CANADIAN. WOW, THAT IS A LOT? 231 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,969 OR A LITTLE? I DON'T KNOW. 232 00:17:51,036 --> 00:18:00,612 WHAT CAN YOU BUY UP THERE? MEANWHILE, IN MEXICO, 233 00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:13,358 THIS GRANDMA'S DYING WISH WAS A GIANT PENIS ON HER GRAVE. 234 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:17,996 I'M GOING TO ASSUME THAT THIS IS NOT MAKING IT PAST THE CBS 235 00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:20,766 CURRENTS ORS AND IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE BLURRY AT HOME FOR YOU AT 236 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:24,903 HOME. LET ME JUST SUMMARIZE IT BY 237 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:31,910 SAYING WHAM, BAM, REST IN PEACE, MA'AM. 238 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:36,582 AGAIN, JAMES, AGAIN, JAMES, I PROMISE YOU, WE HAVE A PEABODY 239 00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:44,189 AND EVERYTHING. MEANWHILE, THERE'S AN IMPORTANT 240 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,492 UPDATE ON ONE OF MY FAVORITE LOCATIONS: EARTH. 241 00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:48,627 WE'VE LEARNED THAT THE EARTH HAS SET A NEW RECORD FOR THE 242 00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:53,799 SHORTEST DAY. THINGS ARE SO BAD, EVEN THE 243 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,134 PLANET IS LIKE, "OK, LET'S WRAP THIS UP." 244 00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:58,337 THIS HAPPENED FOR THE SIMPLE REASON THAT THE EARTH SPUN 245 00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:00,606 FASTER. ON JUNE 29TH OF THIS YEAR, 246 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:04,443 THE PLANET COMPLETED A FULL SPIN ON 29 JUNE 2022, IN A TIME THAT 247 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:08,180 WAS, LITTLE OVER ONE THOUSANDTH OF A SECOND SHORTER THAN ITS 248 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:09,381 STANDARD 24-HOUR ROTATION. THE EARTH SCIENTISTS AREN'T 249 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:12,618 SURE, BUT THEY THINK IT SPED UP BECAUSE EVERYBODY ON EARTH 250 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:26,965 TUCKED THEIR ARMS IN. TURNS OUT, THE EARTH HAS BEEN 251 00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:30,702 INCREASING IN SPEED. IN 2020, THE EARTH SAW ITS 252 00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:33,238 SHORTEST MONTH THAT HAS EVER BEEN MEASURED, SINCE THE 1960S. 253 00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:38,243 OK- I'M NOT SAYING I DON'T TRUST SCIENCE, BUT I WAS THERE. 254 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:41,713 NONE OF THE MONTHS IN 2020 WERE SHORT. 255 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:50,956 I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S STILL MARCH. 256 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,691 SCIENTISTS AREN'T A HUNDRED PERCENT SURE WHY THIS IS 257 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:56,662 HAPPENING BUT THEY SAY IT COULD BE RELATED TO A SMALL 258 00:19:56,728 --> 00:20:00,232 DEVIATION IN THE EARTH'S AXIS OF ROTATION, KNOWN AS THE CHANDLER 259 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,634 WOBBLE. THE CHANDLER WOBBLE OFTEN 260 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:06,071 PRECEDES THE MUCH MORE DANGEROUS RACHEL HAIRCUT. 261 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:09,675 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH PATTON OSWALT. 262 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,779 >> Stephen: THANK YOU JAMES, JAMES TAYLOR, EVERYBODY. 263 00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:50,415 THERE YOU GO. HEY, EVERYBODY. 264 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:54,219 WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW ALREADY IN PROGRESS. 265 00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:55,387 FOLKS MY FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY AND 266 00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:58,790 GRAMMY AWARD WINNING COMEDIAN YOU KNOW FROM "THE KING OF 267 00:20:58,857 --> 00:20:59,891 QUEENS," "MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.," AND ALL HIS 268 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:02,894 COMEDY SPECIALS. HIS NEW FILM, "I LOVE MY DAD," 269 00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:07,933 HITS THEATERS THIS FRIDAY. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE 270 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:22,881 SHOW, PATTON OSWALT! 271 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,316 SHOW, PATTON OSWALT! 272 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,627 GOOD TO SEE YOU. NICE TO YOU HAVE BACK. 273 00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:38,263 >> THANKS, GREAT TO BE BACK, WOW. 274 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:40,866 >> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND, I JUST MISSED YOU. 275 00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:45,737 I WAS OUT AT COMIC-CON, FRIDAY, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 276 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,173 >> YES, WE WERE THERE. YOU WERE HOSTING THE LORD OF THE 277 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,610 RINGS, RINGS OF POWER PANEL. AND I WAS IN THE AUDIENCE, I WAS 278 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:56,181 GOING TO INTERVIEW SOME OF THE CAST LATER BUT WE WERE ALL 279 00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:59,885 WATCHING YOU, LISTEN,. >> Stephen: I WASN'T 280 00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:02,421 SURPRISED. >> WELL, YOU WERE A SURPRISE. 281 00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:06,124 WERE YOU ALSO, AND I MEAN THIS AS A COMPLIMENT, THE BEST AND 282 00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:08,760 WORST MODERATOR FOR THAT PANEL BECAUSE. 283 00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:13,065 >> Stephen: DO GO ON. >> ON THE ONE HAND WERE YOU SO 284 00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:16,168 ENTHUSIASTIC AND YOU HAD ALL OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE AND SO FIRED UP. 285 00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:19,938 ON THE OTHER HAND THE MEMBERS, HAVE OF THE PAN SELL GOING THAT 286 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:26,111 IS NOT HOW THAT IS PRONOUNCED. IT IS-- IT SAY HARDER SCOTTISH, 287 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,247 TRY TRY THAT AGAIN WHAT DID YOU SAY, NO, THAT'S WRONG, THAT'S 288 00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:30,682 NOT WHAT YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME IS. 289 00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:33,919 SO ST WEIRD THAT YOU WOULD BE IN THIS SHOW AND YOU GOT 290 00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:38,423 THIS-- OKAY, LIKE, IT FELT LIKE-- IT JUST FELT LIKE WERE 291 00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:41,393 YOU ALMOST GIVING THEM THEIR EXIT INTERVIEW, LIKE WHOAFER 292 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:44,229 MISPRONOUNCED THEIR NAMES WASN'T GOING TO GET TO BE ON SEASON 293 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,231 TWO. >> Stephen: ALL I DID WAS ASK 294 00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:52,070 ONE GUY PLAYS AN ELF IF HE WAS A NANDOR OR NOVARI IS THAT SUCH A 295 00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:55,440 HARD QUESTION. >> AND DID HE MISPRONOUNCE IT OR 296 00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:57,876 SAID IT, HE PICKED THE WRONG THING. 297 00:22:57,943 --> 00:22:59,845 >> Stephen: I'M NOT GOING TO HELP YOU WITH THAT. 298 00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:02,080 >> WELL, I-- . >> Stephen: LET'S MOVE ON. 299 00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:06,017 >> ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY. >> Stephen: HOW ABOUT THIS, 300 00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:08,186 DID YOU SPEND ANY TIME LOOKING AT THE REST OF-- DID YOU DOT 301 00:23:08,253 --> 00:23:11,289 REST OF COMIC-CON OR JUST DO THE PANELS AND GET OUT. 302 00:23:11,356 --> 00:23:14,559 >> I HAD SO MANY PANELS TO DO I HOSTED. 303 00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:20,165 I HAD THE PANEL FOR FAN MAN WHICH ALSO-- NEIL GAMON, AND 304 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:24,503 WHICH ALSO PREMIERS FRIDAY AUGUST 5TH ON NETFLIX. 305 00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:30,876 AND THEN I ALSO, I GOT TO HOST A SEVERANCE PANEL. 306 00:23:30,942 --> 00:23:34,146 >> Stephen: I WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN THE SEVERANCE PANEL. 307 00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:35,781 >> THAT SHOW IS AMAZING AND SOUND NERVING. 308 00:23:35,847 --> 00:23:38,016 >> Stephen: HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE. 309 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:44,156 >> HAVE YOU SEEN SEVERANCE. YEAH, IT'S-- IT IS THIS 310 00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:48,059 INCREDIBLE SHOW ABOUT THEY REALLY NAIL HOW CORPORATIONS T 311 00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:54,099 IS KIND OF THIS MANDATED MENTAL ILLNESS, SO THAT YOU CAN 312 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:57,269 DISASSOCIATE YOURSELF FROM THE CRUSHING BOREDOM OF YOUR OWN JOB 313 00:23:57,335 --> 00:24:00,505 BECAUSE IT HELPS THE COMPANY'S BOTTOMLINE DOWN THE ROAD. 314 00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:03,575 BUT AT THE COST OF YOUR WELL-BEING. 315 00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:06,945 AND THEY JUST PLAY WITH THAT SO BRILLIANTLY, YOU KNOW. 316 00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:11,149 >> Stephen: DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM THE PAST ABOUT 317 00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:15,654 WHAT-- I'M WONDERING WHETHER IT IS CLAUSTROPHOBIC TO DO IT 318 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,556 BECAUSE IT SEEMS SUCH A COMPLETE WORLDS. 319 00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:22,761 >> IT WAS NICE, THE OPPOSITE. YOU KNOW THE HALLWAYS ON THE 320 00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:26,298 SHOW, THOSE LONG TRACKING SHOTSES, THEY BUILT THAT-- THEY 321 00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:29,501 ARE NOT FAKING THAT. >> NO, NO, THEY BUILT THIS WHOLE 322 00:24:29,568 --> 00:24:34,506 MAZE OF HALLWAYS AND THE SET, THE OFFICE SET IS IN THE MIDDLE 323 00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:45,684 SO ADAM SCOTT AND MY GOD Y MI BLANKING ON HER NAME, LAURER. 324 00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:47,853 >> I WILL GET HER NAME HALFWAY THROUGH THE ANECDOTE, WATCH T 325 00:24:47,919 --> 00:24:50,889 WILL BE AMAZING. TO GO TO THE BATHROOM THEY HAD 326 00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:55,660 TO GO OFFSET AND COME BACK AND THEN THEY WOULD GET LOST IN THE 327 00:24:55,727 --> 00:24:58,496 HALLWAYS. SO ADAM SCOTT WOULD BE LIKE 328 00:24:58,563 --> 00:25:00,498 FOLLOW MY VOICE. IT'S ADAM SCOTT. 329 00:25:00,565 --> 00:25:04,135 I'M BACK FROM THE BATHROOM AND THEY WOULD SEND PEOPLE AND HAD 330 00:25:04,202 --> 00:25:07,706 TO KEEP YELL SOG THEY COULD BE FOUND IN THE HALLWAYS. 331 00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:12,177 >> Stephen: ANOTHER SHOW THAT THIS IS NOT A SHOW WERE YOU 332 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:18,516 PANELING BUT ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS. 333 00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:24,155 >> BRIT LA-WER. SORRY. 334 00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:26,558 >> Stephen: I KNEW THE NAME THE ENTIRE TIME. 335 00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:30,328 >> YEAH, EXACTLY. >> Stephen: THERE STVMENT I 336 00:25:30,395 --> 00:25:32,097 DIDN'T-- I WANTED TO SEE YOU SUFFER, IS WHAT I WANTED. 337 00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:33,899 >> EXACTSLY. THIS IS WHAT HE DID DURING THE 338 00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:36,167 LORD OF THE RING, SAT THERE THE WHOLE TIME, KNEW EVERYTHING. 339 00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:39,938 >> Stephen: I DID NOT AT ALL. WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, 340 00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:41,806 WHEN WE COME BACK I WILL ASK PATTON OSWALT ABOUT BEING IN ONE 341 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:44,776 OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS. STICK AROUND. 342 00:25:53,118 --> 00:25:55,420 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK, THAT IS PATTON 343 00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:58,523 OSWALT IN THE FLESH. THE SHOW YOU DID NOT DO A PANEL 344 00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:07,399 ON BUT I ADMIRE SO MUCH AND YOU WERE IN, HANDS ON GUY, ONE OF MY 345 00:26:07,465 --> 00:26:09,334 FAVORITE AND ONE OF MY CHARACTERS. 346 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:15,173 YOU USED TO BE CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE VIETION PRESIDENT, VEEP, AND 347 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:20,178 RAN JOHNA'S 2020 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, AS YOU CALLED HIM, 348 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:23,882 HEY, I AM GROOT. WHAT DID, DID BEING PART OF VEEP 349 00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:28,253 CHANGE YOUR VIEW OF POLITICS. >> YES, IT CHANGED MY VIEW MUCH 350 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:35,160 POLITICS IN THAT A LOT OF THE MYTHS ABOUT PEOPLE RUNNING 351 00:26:35,226 --> 00:26:36,962 POLITICS MUST BE THE CREAM OF THE CROP. 352 00:26:37,028 --> 00:26:40,231 NO, A LOT OF TIMES THE PEOPLE AT THE WHEEL ARE DRUNK AND ON PILLS 353 00:26:40,298 --> 00:26:47,439 AND BARELY HOLDING IT TOGETHER. BUT IT ALSO MADE ME LOVE THE 354 00:26:47,505 --> 00:26:50,675 AMERICAN SYSTEM A LITTLE MORE BECAUSE IT SHOWS YOU HOW RESILL 355 00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:55,080 YEBTS IT IS THAT EVEN THAT EVERY NOW AND THEN IT IS ALL THE HANDS 356 00:26:55,146 --> 00:26:59,584 OF JUST PURE SOCIOPATHS T HASN'T COMPLETELY FALLEN APART YET. 357 00:26:59,651 --> 00:27:01,753 THERE IS SOMETHING KIND OF BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THAT, YOU KNOW. 358 00:27:01,820 --> 00:27:04,789 >> RIGHT, THE ESSENTIAL RESILIENCE THAT EVEN WHEN A 359 00:27:04,856 --> 00:27:08,259 MANIAC IS AT THE WHEEL, ITS GUARD RAIL KEEPS YOU ON THE 360 00:27:08,326 --> 00:27:10,328 MOUNT. >> YES, EXACTLY, ONCE KAL IG LA 361 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:14,666 WAS IN CHARGE IT WAS OVER FOR THAT EMPIRE, WE HAVE HAD MANY 362 00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:19,204 CALI GHRKS ULAS AND HAD STILL ROLLING DOWN THE HIGHWAY RIGHT 363 00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:22,007 NOW, A COUPLE OF LITTLE WHEELS ARE ON FIRE, YOU KNOW, MAYBE 364 00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:26,277 THERE IS SMOKE COMING OUT OF THE DAB BOARD BUT IT IS SILL MOVING 365 00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:28,046 FORWARD AND THAT'S WHAT IS BEAUTIFUL. 366 00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:32,450 >> Stephen: DID IS A MESSAGE OF HOPE, MESSAGE OF HOPE. 367 00:27:32,517 --> 00:27:35,653 >> IT REALLY IS. >> YOU HAVE A NEW MOVIE OUT THIS 368 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,023 FRIDAY. IT IS CALLED I LOVE MY DAD, 369 00:27:38,089 --> 00:27:41,693 WHICH IS A LOVELY TITLE FOR A MOVIE. 370 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,895 BASED ON A TRUE STORY. TELL THE GOOD FOLKS WHAT THE 371 00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:49,267 STORY IS. >> BAIFERL THE IT IS A FATHER 372 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:52,670 CATFISHES HIS SON, CATFISHES HIS OWN SON. 373 00:27:52,737 --> 00:27:58,343 WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED WAS THE WRITER, DIRECTOR AND COSTAR, THE 374 00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:00,879 FILMMAKER, IS BRILLIANT N REAL LIFE, HE WAS IN HIS 20S, HE CUT 375 00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:04,582 HIS FATHER OFF, BLOCKED HIS PHONE NUMBER, BLOCKED HIM ON 376 00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:07,118 SOCIAL MEDIA. HIS FATHER WHO STILL WANTED TO 377 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:10,155 STAY IN CONTACT WITH HIM BECAUSE THE FATHER WAS MESSED UP BUT THE 378 00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:11,222 SON WAS ALSO GOING THROUGH BAD STUFF. 379 00:28:11,289 --> 00:28:14,325 SO IN REAL LIFE HE WAS CATFISHED BY HIS DAD. 380 00:28:14,392 --> 00:28:18,663 HIS DAD CREATED A FACEBOOK PROFILE OF A CUTE YOUNG GIRL, SO 381 00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:23,034 THEY COULD HAVE CONVERSATIONS BUT JAMES ACTUALLY KIND OF FELL 382 00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:27,772 IN LOVE WITH THIS GIRL, WHO WAS, YES. 383 00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:32,077 AND SO THE MOVIE IS ABOUT WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO HIM. 384 00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:37,248 IT IS A TRUE SLASH HORRIFYING STORY. 385 00:28:37,315 --> 00:28:41,920 >> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP HERE, WITH THE WONDERFUL RACHEL 386 00:28:41,986 --> 00:28:43,221 DRABBING. >> RACHEL PLAYS MY-- SHE PLAYS 387 00:28:43,288 --> 00:28:45,990 MY BOSS, SHE'S ALSO MY GIRLFRIEND AND I AM TRYING TO 388 00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:50,428 GET HER TO PRETEND LIKE SHE IS THE GIRL ON A PHONE CALL WITH MY 389 00:28:50,495 --> 00:28:54,332 SON BECAUSE HE'S DEMANDING, HE HASN'T TALKED TO HER YET, 390 00:28:54,399 --> 00:29:02,340 PRETEND TO BE THE GIRL AND IT GOES BEAUTIFULLY. 391 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:07,579 >> IS THIS A GOOD TIME? >> YEAH, I WAS JUST-- YEAH, I 392 00:29:07,645 --> 00:29:10,882 WAS LITERALLY JUST SNT MIDDLE OF-- YEAH, WHAT'S GOING ON. 393 00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:13,551 >> HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING. >> PRETTY GOOD. 394 00:29:13,618 --> 00:29:20,692 HOW IS IT GOING WITH YOU? >> WHAT ARE YOU WEARING. 395 00:29:20,758 --> 00:29:23,895 >> JUST SWEATPANTS AND RED SOX SHIRT. 396 00:29:23,962 --> 00:29:26,431 WHAT ABOUT YOU? >> JUST A DRESS. 397 00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:33,705 >> OH, AWESOME. >> NO PANTIES. 398 00:29:33,771 --> 00:29:35,773 SORRY. >> JUST GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER. 399 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:41,246 >> OH, HOPEFULLY DID YOU YOUR LAUNDRY SO THAT THERE ARE CLEAN 400 00:29:41,312 --> 00:29:46,317 TOWELS. >> HMMMM, YOUR VOICE IS SEXY. 401 00:29:46,384 --> 00:29:50,388 >> I'M ACTUALLY NOT GOOD ON THE PHONE, TO BE TOTALLY HONEST. 402 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:54,492 >> ME NEITHER. >> DO YOU WANT TO JUST MEET IN 403 00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:59,797 PERSON. >> SURE, I WOULD LOVE TO. 404 00:29:59,864 --> 00:30:07,205 SOUNDS GREAT, SEE YOU SOON. >> Stephen: I WILL SEE YOU, I 405 00:30:07,272 --> 00:30:12,043 LOVE MY DAD WILL NORTHBOUND THEATER THIS FRIERKS IT'S PATTON 406 00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:14,412 OSWALT, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 407 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,514 SECRETARY OF ENERGY JENNIFER GRANHOLM. 408 00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:41,139 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, 409 00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:47,245 WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE SHOW. MY NEXT GUEST MADE HISTORY AS 410 00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:49,480 MICHIGAN'S FIRST FEMALE ATTORNEY GENERAL, AND AS MICHIGAN'S FIRST 411 00:30:49,547 --> 00:30:52,584 FEMALE GOVERNOR. IN 2021 SHE BECAME THE SECRETARY 412 00:30:52,650 --> 00:30:56,087 OF ENERGY FOR THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION. 413 00:30:56,154 --> 00:31:11,035 PLEASE WELCOME, SECRETARY JENNIFER GRANHOLM 414 00:31:11,102 --> 00:31:16,174 PLEASE WELCOME, SECRETARY JENNIFER GRANHOLM 415 00:31:17,175 --> 00:31:18,243 >> Stephen: HRTS, NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 416 00:31:18,309 --> 00:31:19,277 >> GREAT TO SEE YOU. >> Stephen: BEEN A LONG TIME. 417 00:31:19,344 --> 00:31:21,079 >> IT'S BEEN SO LONG. >> Stephen: NOW LAST WEEK 418 00:31:21,145 --> 00:31:29,087 SENATOR MANCHIN SURPRISED EVERYBODY WITH THIS SIGNIFICANTS 419 00:31:29,153 --> 00:31:32,123 CLIMATE BILL, AMONG OTHER THINGS IN THERE, A SIGNIFICANT PART OF 420 00:31:32,190 --> 00:31:36,794 THE FUNDING FOR AN UNPRECEDENTED ADDRESSING THE CLIMATE CRISIS, 421 00:31:36,861 --> 00:31:39,731 THIS BEING THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION, I HAVE TO ASK, 422 00:31:39,797 --> 00:31:41,466 IS THIS A BIG DEAL OR IS THIS A BS DEAL. 423 00:31:41,532 --> 00:31:49,707 >> THIS IS A BFD. >> Stephen: WHY. 424 00:31:49,774 --> 00:31:54,212 >> FIRST OF ALL T IS AS YOU KNOW, HISTORIC BECAUSE IT IS THE 425 00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:56,614 LARGEST AMOUNT THAT ANYBODY HAS EVER INVESTED IN THE UNITED 426 00:31:56,681 --> 00:32:00,551 STATES AND ANY PRESIDENT HAS EVER INVESTED IN CLIMATE. 427 00:32:00,618 --> 00:32:03,454 AND THE THING THAT IS GOING TO REALLY PUSH FORWARD THE 428 00:32:03,521 --> 00:32:08,660 DEPLOYMENT OF CLEAN ENERGY ARE THE TAX CREDITS WHICH ARE 429 00:32:08,726 --> 00:32:14,465 VERY-- WHICH WILL CREATE HUGE INCENTIVES FOR WIND AND SOLAR 430 00:32:14,532 --> 00:32:17,135 AND GEOTHERMAL. >> WHAT IS EXCITING ABOUT A TAX 431 00:32:17,201 --> 00:32:20,505 CREDIT? >> BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO GET THE 432 00:32:20,571 --> 00:32:23,508 PRIVATE SECTOR TO BE ABLE TO HELP DO THE DEPLOYMENT, GOING TO 433 00:32:23,574 --> 00:32:27,979 INCENTIVIZE THE DEPLOYMENT OF WIND AND SOLAR AND GEOTHERMAL. 434 00:32:28,046 --> 00:32:30,848 IT IS AWESOME. IT'S SO GREAT. 435 00:32:30,915 --> 00:32:32,517 >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, THAT I LIKE. 436 00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:35,486 >> AND IT'S BIG, IT'S GENEROUS. >> Stephen: ITS DEAL WAS 437 00:32:35,553 --> 00:32:40,625 CLOSELY GUARDED, OKAY. DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA, BECAUSE 438 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:42,560 MITCH McCONNELL HAD NO IDEA THAT THIS WAS COMING. 439 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:46,297 DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT WAS COMING DOWN THE PIPE. 440 00:32:46,364 --> 00:32:49,834 >> LET'S JUST IS I I HAD TALKED WITH SENATOR MANCHIN THE WEEKEND 441 00:32:49,901 --> 00:32:53,938 BEFORE, JUST A LITTLE BIT BEFORE AND HE WAS SAYING, YOU KNOW, I 442 00:32:54,005 --> 00:32:57,108 DIDN'T WALK AWAY, BECAUSE REMEMBER INITIALLY THERE WAS A 443 00:32:57,175 --> 00:32:59,844 STORY ABOUT HIM WALKING AWAY FROM HAVING DONE A DEAL AND 444 00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:03,114 EVERYBODY WAS STILL SET AND HE WAS LIKE I DIDN'T WALK AWAY I 445 00:33:03,181 --> 00:33:06,984 JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE IT IS NOT INFLATIONARY. 446 00:33:07,051 --> 00:33:09,087 AND SO I'M NOT SURE WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN, SO IT TOLD ME 447 00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:15,560 ITS DOOR WAS OPEN. AND CAME BACK T WAS VERY OPEN 448 00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:20,064 AND THIS BILL NOT ONLY WILL YOU GET TAX CREDITS IF YOU WANT TO 449 00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:23,534 PUT SOLAR ON YOUR ROOF, IF YOU WANT TO PUT HEAT PUMPS IN YOUR 450 00:33:23,601 --> 00:33:27,004 HOME TO CREATE AN ENVIRONMENT WHERE YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY AS 451 00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:32,510 MUCH MONEY IN NATURAL GAS, WHERE YOU CAN BUY AN ELECTRIC VEHICLE 452 00:33:32,577 --> 00:33:39,684 AND GET A $7500 TAX CREDIT OFF THE TOP, AT THE DEALERSHIP. 453 00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:41,219 >> LET ME ASK YOU ABOUT THE ELECTRIC VEHICLE THING. 454 00:33:41,285 --> 00:33:43,254 BECAUSE ELECTRIC VEHICLES ARE GREAT, THEY'RE FAST, THEIR'S 455 00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:46,557 QUIET, SO MANY NICE THINGS ABOUT THEM. 456 00:33:46,624 --> 00:33:49,260 WHAT IS ANYBODY DOING OUT THERE, I KNOW THIS IS SORT OF LIKE A 457 00:33:49,327 --> 00:33:53,164 PUBLIC PRIVATE SITUATION WHEN IT COMES TO THESE CHARGERS AROUND 458 00:33:53,231 --> 00:33:55,266 THE UNITED STATES. BUT IS ANYBODY DOING ANYTHING 459 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:58,770 ABOUT THEM CHARGING FASTER. >> YES, I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED. 460 00:33:58,836 --> 00:34:02,874 TODAY ALL, WELL, 50 STATES PLUS WASHINGTON D.C. AND PUERTO RICO 461 00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:06,878 SUBMITSED THEIR PLANS TO BE ABLE TO PUT ELECTRIC VEHICLE CHARGE 462 00:34:06,944 --> 00:34:10,882 ERGS FAST CHARGERS IN ALL THE CHARGING CORRIDORS OF AMERICA, 463 00:34:10,948 --> 00:34:13,718 THIS WAS PART OF THE PRESIDENT'S BIPARTISAN INFRASTRUCTURE LAW SO 464 00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:19,223 THE GREAT NEWS IS THAT EVERY STATE IS PARTICIPATING, THE FAST 465 00:34:19,290 --> 00:34:21,559 CHARGERS WHEN I SAY FAST, THEY HAVE TO BE FASTER PROBABLY THAN 466 00:34:21,626 --> 00:34:26,431 ANYTHING THAT IS OUT THERE RIGHT NOW AND YOU KNOW, TO CHARGE IN 467 00:34:26,497 --> 00:34:29,467 LIKE TEN MINUTES OR LESS, HAVE TO BE. 468 00:34:29,534 --> 00:34:32,403 >> SERIOUSLY, CHARGERS BE ABLE TO CHARGE A CAR TEN MINUTES OR 469 00:34:32,470 --> 00:34:33,504 LESS. >> YES. 470 00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:37,675 AND THEY WILL BE ABLE TO BE EVERY 50 MILES ON THE MAIN 471 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:40,344 CORRIDORS, RIGHT. AND THEY HAVE TO BE AT LEAST 472 00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:43,981 WITHIN ONE MILE OFF OF THE FREEWAY SO ACCESSIBLE IF YOU ARE 473 00:34:44,048 --> 00:34:46,684 GOING LONG DISTANCE. >> Stephen: THAT IS A GAME 474 00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:49,187 CHANGER BECAUSE THE THING THAT STOPS PEOPLE ELECTRIC CARS IS I 475 00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:52,256 DON'T WANT TO WAIT THERE FOR 45 MINUTES TO GET TO THE NEXT TOWN. 476 00:34:52,323 --> 00:34:54,859 >> ABSOLUTELY. AND SO THE FIRST PART OF THIS FUNDING IS THE 7 477 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:59,497 POIR 5 BILLION PORTION OF THE BIPARTISAN INFRASTRUCTURE LAW, 478 00:34:59,564 --> 00:35:02,667 THE FIRST SPONSOR WAS $5 BILLION. 479 00:35:02,733 --> 00:35:06,871 THAT'S WHAT WE WILL USE. THE SECOND PIECE WILL BE TO PUT 480 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:09,974 CHARGERS IN PLACES WHERE THE PRIVATE COMPANIES ARE NOT GOING. 481 00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:14,579 SO FOR EXAMPLE IN RURAL AREAS, OR IN URBAN AREAS WHERE THERE 482 00:35:14,645 --> 00:35:17,281 ISN'T A GREAT PENETRATION OF ELECTRIC VEHICLES YET. 483 00:35:17,348 --> 00:35:19,951 MAYBE PEOPLE DON'T HAVE PLUGS IN THE GARAGES, MAYBE THEY DON'T 484 00:35:20,017 --> 00:35:24,522 HAVE A GARAGE, MAYBE IT IS TOO EXPENSIVE IT IS A CHICKEN AND 485 00:35:24,589 --> 00:35:25,623 EGG THINGS YOU ABOUT WE WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT CHARGING IS 486 00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:30,161 UBIQUITOUS SO WE ARE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT. 487 00:35:30,228 --> 00:35:34,599 >> I WANT TO TALKER TO YOU ABOUT I WANT TO TALK TO SOMETHING 488 00:35:34,665 --> 00:35:36,801 NEAR AND DEAR TO PEOPLE'S HEART AND THAT IS THE PRICE OF 489 00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:38,035 GASOLINE. >> YEAH. 490 00:35:38,102 --> 00:35:40,905 >> Stephen: IT IS DOWN FROM ITS EARLIER HIGHS BY WAS AROUND 491 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:43,508 $5, NOW AROUND 4.25. >> 4 BOY 21. 492 00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:48,145 >> Stephen: STORY WHO IS COUNTING, YOU, BECAUSE YOU ARE 493 00:35:48,212 --> 00:35:50,882 THE SECRETARY OF ENERGY. BUR STILL UP FROM WHERE IT WAS 494 00:35:50,948 --> 00:35:57,154 IN THE SUMMER OF 2019. SO AND YET AT THE SAME TIME OIL 495 00:35:57,221 --> 00:36:03,427 COMPANIES ARE POSTING THEIR HIGHEST PROFITS OF ALL TIME. 496 00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:09,367 50 BILLION DOLLARS IN PROFITS THIS QUARTER ALONE ACT ARE 497 00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:12,436 MOSTLY SPENDING THAT ON SHAREHOLDER BUY BACKS, 498 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,639 GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES ARE $15 BILLION A YEAR, ARE WE GOING 499 00:36:14,705 --> 00:36:19,443 RIPPED OFF AND I WILL GIVE YOU A HINT, THE ANSWER IS YES. 500 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:21,679 HOW HOW ARE BOTH OF THESE POSSIBLE. 501 00:36:21,746 --> 00:36:25,483 >> FIRST OF ALL, JUST TO BE CLEAR, THE PRICE OF GAS IS 502 00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:31,722 DERIVED FROM OIL, SOIL TRADED ON A GLOBAL MARKET, WHEN PUTIN 503 00:36:31,789 --> 00:36:36,294 INVADED UKRAINE, RUSSIA WAS ONE OF THE LARGEST EXPORTERS OF OIL. 504 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,397 WHEN COUNTRIES LIKE THE UNITED STATES AND CANADA AND EUROPE 505 00:36:39,463 --> 00:36:42,500 SAID WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE RUSSIAN OIL, THAT PULLED 506 00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:45,736 MILLIONS OF BARRELS OFF THE GLOBAL MARKET. 507 00:36:45,803 --> 00:36:48,506 WHEN YOUR SUPPLY GOES DOWN AND YOU HAVE DEMAND GOING UP BECAUSE 508 00:36:48,573 --> 00:36:51,909 ARE YOU COMING OUT OF COVID, THEN YOU HAVE THIS HUGE UPWARD 509 00:36:51,976 --> 00:36:55,713 PRESSURE ON PRICES, NORMALLY WHEN THAT HAPPENS, YOU SEE THE 510 00:36:55,780 --> 00:36:59,483 PRIVATE SECTOR RESPONDING. YOU SEE THEM INVESTING IN MORE 511 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:03,921 PRODUCTION SO THAT, BECAUSE IN FACT THEY PULLED SCORES OF 512 00:37:03,988 --> 00:37:06,624 PRODUCTION OFFLINE DURING COVID BECAUSE PEOPLE WEREN'T DRIVING, 513 00:37:06,691 --> 00:37:10,061 UNDERSTANDABLY, RIGHT. BUT WE HAVE BEEN ASKING THEM TO 514 00:37:10,127 --> 00:37:13,898 INCREASE PRODUCTION NOW THAT WE HAVE THIS HUGE PROBLEM WITH THE 515 00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:19,036 DIMINISHING OIL LEVELS BECAUSE OF THE WAR IN UKRAINE. 516 00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:22,206 THEIR SHARE SHOARLDS-- SHAREHOLDERS, THIS IS 517 00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:25,710 WHAT THEY SAY, THEIR SHAREHOLDER WANTS THEM TO DO SHAREHOLDER BUY 518 00:37:25,776 --> 00:37:29,246 BACK INSTEAD OF INVESTING AND TURNING ON THE RIGS THAT WERE 519 00:37:29,313 --> 00:37:30,448 ON. SO-- . 520 00:37:30,514 --> 00:37:33,551 >> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT OUR $15 BILLION, THAT IS OUR MONEY. 521 00:37:33,618 --> 00:37:36,854 >> I KNOW, BELIEVE ME-- . >> Stephen: HOW DO WE GET THAT 522 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:38,623 BACK, BECAUSE THEY DON'T NEED IT. 523 00:37:38,689 --> 00:37:42,093 >> IT IS CLEAR THAT WE AND THE PRESIDENT HAS SAID THIS, WE 524 00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:45,262 SHOULD NOT BE SUBSIDIZING THE OIL & GAS INDUSTRY. 525 00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:55,039 WE SHOULD NOT BE, AND HAS ASKED FOR CONGRESS TO UNDO THAT, RIGHT 526 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:58,409 WE NEED 50 VOTES TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT. 527 00:37:58,476 --> 00:38:02,647 AND THAT IS NOT THERE YET. >> Stephen: NOT GOING HAPPEN. 528 00:38:02,713 --> 00:38:05,416 >> NOT AT THIS MOMENT. BUT MAYBE THERE WILL BE MORE 529 00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:14,625 PEOPLE WHO JOIN THE SENATE THAT HAVE OUR-- MAYBE, WE'LL SEE. 530 00:38:14,692 --> 00:38:18,396 >> Stephen: OBVIOUSLY THERE IS CLIMATE CHANGE LEGISLATION, WHEN 531 00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:20,498 IT COMES TO CLIMATE CHANGE ARE THERE PEOPLE ON THE OTHER SIDE 532 00:38:20,564 --> 00:38:25,036 OF THE OIL WHO GET IT? WHO ARE SUPPORTIVE? 533 00:38:25,102 --> 00:38:29,006 >> YEAH, THERE ARE, THERE ARE IS PEOPLE ON THE OTHER SIDE WHO, 534 00:38:29,073 --> 00:38:35,446 THEY SAY ST AN ALL OF THE ABOVE STRATEGY EO THEY ARE FOSSIL FUEL 535 00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:38,649 DEVELOPMENT AND ALSO SUPPORTIVE OF CLEAN ENERGY. 536 00:38:38,716 --> 00:38:43,020 ONE OF THOSE IS MEUR COWSKY. SHE HAS BEEN VERY SUPPORTIVE OF 537 00:38:43,087 --> 00:38:49,827 THE DEVELOPMENT OF CLEAN ENERGY IN ALASKA. 538 00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:54,632 AND-- APPARENTLY ALSO IN FAVOR OF ETHANOL BECAUSE WHAT ARE THE 539 00:38:54,699 --> 00:38:58,636 TWO OF YOU DRINKING RIGHT HERE? >> WAIT, THIS IS A PICTURE OF US 540 00:38:58,703 --> 00:39:07,044 AFTER WE VISITED THE PERMA FROST IN THE ALASKA, MEANING PERMANENT 541 00:39:07,111 --> 00:39:10,648 FROST, IT'S MELTING. ALASKA HAS BEEN BUILT ON THE 542 00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:14,118 PERMA FROST SO YOU GO INTO A PUN EL AND YOU CAN SEE THE MELTING 543 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:18,689 OF IT BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE. AND WHILE I WAS THERE IN ALASKA 544 00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:22,626 SHE THEN TOOK ME TO AN ICE MUSEUM, MUSEUM. 545 00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:26,330 >> Stephen: AN ICE MUSEUM. >> MUSEUM WHERE THERE WAS THIS 546 00:39:26,397 --> 00:39:31,602 ICE BAR, WE'RE SITTING ON ICE AND WE'RE DRINKING APPLETINIS 547 00:39:31,669 --> 00:39:34,638 OUT OF ICE GLASSES. >> Stephen: MADE OF ICE. 548 00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:40,277 >> AT A GEOTHERMAL HOT SPRING. SO THERE WAS AN ENERGY COMPONENT 549 00:39:40,344 --> 00:39:42,646 OF THE TRIP TOO. >> Stephen: SO YOU COULD 550 00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:47,184 JUSTIFY THIS. >> YES SECRETARY, THANK YOU SO 551 00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:48,919 MUCH FOR BEING MERE, LOVELY TO SEE YOU. 552 00:39:48,986 --> 00:39:50,554 >> GREAT TO SEE YOU TOO. >> Stephen: ENERGIES SECRETARY 553 00:39:50,621 --> 00:39:53,657 JENNIFER GRANHOLM, EVERYBODY. WELL'S BE RIGHT BACK. 554 00:40:15,446 --> 00:40:16,947 >> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR THE LATE SHOW, EVERYBODY. 555 00:40:17,014 --> 00:40:20,284 TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE THE HOST OF GOD SAVE 556 00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:22,419 AMERICA. GOOD NIGHT.