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>> PENNSYLVANIA SENATE CANDIDATE
DR. OZ, IS RAISING EYEBROWS
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THE AFTER SUGGESTING IN A NEWLY
UNEARTHED INTERVIEW THAT INCEST
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IS NOT A BIG PROBLEM AS LONG AS
IT'S MORE THAN A FIRST COUSIN
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>> IF YOU'RE MORE THAN A FIRST
COUSIN AWAY, IT'S NOT A BIG
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PROBLEM.
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>> LOOKING FOR ROMANCE, BUT WANT
TO MAKE SURE YOU FIND THAT
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SPECIAL SOMEONE WHO IS RIGHT FOR
YOU?
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INTRODUCING "OKCOUSIN," THE NEW
DATING APP FROM DR. OZ, THAT
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KEEPS LOVE IN THE FAMILY.
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HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
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WE SEARCH YOUR FAMILY TREE TO
FIND ELIGIBLE SINGLES, AND THEN
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WE MATCH YOU.
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>> WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.
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>> LIKE THE SAME GRANDMA.
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>> AFTER ALL, WHY GO TO LOUD,
DANGEROUS BARS TO MEET SOMEONE,
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WHEN YOU CAN GO TO A FAMILY
REUNION.
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>> THANKS, DR. OZ.
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>> SO DOWNLOAD DR. OZ'S DATING
APP TODAY, FROM THE MAKERS OF
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>> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE
SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."
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TONIGHT:
PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES:
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RYAN REYNOLDS
AND ROB McELHENNEY
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AND MUSICAL GUEST JAMES TAYLOR.
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FEATURING LOUIS CATO AND THE
LATE SHOW BAND.
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AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE
ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK
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CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT!
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY
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MUCH.
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♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE )
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>> Audience: STEPHEN!
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STEPHEN!
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STEPHEN!
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STEPHEN.
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>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
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DOWN HERE.
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UP THERE.
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PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
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WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, IN HERE,
OUT THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD,
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TO "LATE SHOW"."
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I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.
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I HOPE EVERYBODY OVER THERE,
EVERYBODY OUT THERE IS HAVING A
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HAPPY THURSDAY.
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IT HAS NOT BEEN-- YEAH.
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YEAH.
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR
REPRESENTING.
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IT'S NOT BEEN A HAPPY WEEK FOR
FORMER PRESIDENT, THE FLABRADOR
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RECEIVER.
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TOMORROW, BOTH HIS LAWYERS AND
THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE ARE
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SUPPOSED TO SUBMIT THEIR
SUGGESTIONS FOR A SPECIAL MASTER
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TO REVIEW THE STUFF THEY FOUND
AT MAR-A-LAGO.
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THING IS, THE FORMER PRESIDENT
MIGHT NOT BE GETTING THE BEST
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LEGAL ADVICE, BECAUSE HE IS
REPORTEDLY HAVING A DIFFICULT
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TIME FINDING LAWYERS TO
REPRESENT HIM.
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WHAT?
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BUT WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO JOIN
THE ILLUSTRIOUS RANKS OF JAILED
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GUY, MAGICAL MR. MUSTACHE,
MADAME MEOW MEOW, AND DR. HEAD
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JUICE?
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( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
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DR. HEAD JUICE!
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DR. HEAD JUICE.
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OF COURSE, ONE POSSIBLE REASON
LAWYERS DON'T WANT TO WORK FOR
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THE EX-PRES IS THAT DOING SO
PUTS THEM AT RISK OF BEING
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DISBARRED FOR BREAKING THE LAW.
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AND THEY DON'T EVEN GET PAID TO
BREAK THE LAW.
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BECAUSE THE FORMER PRESIDENT HAS
A REPUTATION FOR IGNORING BILLS,
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TO WHICH ERIC SAID, "I KNOW HOW
YOU FEEL, BILL!
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I KNOW JUST HOW YOU FEEL!"
RIGHT NOW, THE FORMER PRESIDENT
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IS STRUGGLING STRUGGLING
MIGHTILY TO FIND A GOOD LAWYER.
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BECAUSE HIS CURRENT LEGAL TEAM
CONSISTS OF A FLORIDA INSURANCE
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LAWYER WHO'S NEVER HAD
A FEDERAL CASE, A FORMER HOST AT
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FAR-RIGHT "ONE AMERICA NEWS,"
AND A PAST GENERAL COUNSEL FOR A
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PARKING GARAGE COMPANY.
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( LAUGHTER )
PLEASE, LORD, I DON'T ASK FOR
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MUCH, BUT PLEASE LET THIS GO TO
TRIAL.
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( APPLAUSE )
( AS ATTORNEY )
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OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR!
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THE PROSECUTION FORGOT TO GET
THEIR CHARGES VALIDATED AT THE
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JAMBA JUICE!"
( LAUGHTER )
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WHEN THE FORMER PRESIDENT DOES
PAY HIS LAWYERS, HE HAS SOME FUN
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WITH IT.
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BECAUSE WE RECENTLY LEARNED THAT
THE FORMER PRESIDENT ONCE TRIED
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TO PAY A LAWYER WITH A HORSE.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE
SURPRISED.
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AFTER ALL, HE DID DESCRIBE
HIMSELF AS A STABLE GENIUS.
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( LAUGHTER )
THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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( APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU.
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TALK ABOUT GENIUS RIGHT THERE.
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HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.
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BACK IN THE 1990s, THE FORMER
PRESIDENT OWED AN ATTORNEY
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$2 MILLION DOLLARS, BUT WHEN HE
CAME TO COLLECT, THE FORMER
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PRESIDENT TOLD HIM, "I'M NOT
GOING TO PAY YOUR BILL.
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I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING
MORE VALUABLE.
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I HAVE A STALLION.
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IT'S WORTH $5 MILLION."
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AND IF YOU BELIEVE THAT, I HAVE
A BRIDGE I'D LIKE TO SELL YOU.
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AND IT'S A HORSE.
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( LAUGHTER )
ALL OF THIS LEGAL FOLDEROL SEEMS
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TO BE HELPING DEMOCRATS IN THE
UPCOMING ELECTION, BECAUSE
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THE CONTINUED DOMINANCE OF THE
FORMER PRESIDENT WITHIN HIS
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PARTY ALLOWS DEMOCRATS TO
REFRAME THE MIDTERMS AS A CHOICE
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BETWEEN "NORMAL" AND "EXTREMISM
THAT THREATENS THE VERY
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FOUNDATIONS OF OUR REPUBLIC."
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NOW, THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN EASY
DECISION, BUT HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT
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AMERICANS EAT?
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( LAUGHTER )
GIVEN THE CHOICE, WE ALWAYS PICK
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"EXTREME."
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( AS CUSTOMER )
"WELL, I WAS GONNA GET A NICE
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HEALTHY DEMOCRACY, BUT IF IT'S
ONLY 75 CENTS MORE, I GUESS GIVE
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ME THE CODE-RED FASCIST BAJA
BLAST!"
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( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
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DOES THAT-- DOES THAT COME WITH
GUAC?
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DOES THAT COME WITH GUAC?
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( APPLAUSE )
IN A NORMAL MIDTERM ELECTION
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SEASON, THE MINORITY PARTY MAKES
GAINS IN CONGRESS.
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BUT NOTHING ABOUT THE COUNTRY
RIGHT NOW IS NORMAL.
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SO WHILE THE G.O.P. IS STILL
EXPECTED TO WIN THE HOUSE,
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POLLING SITE FIVETHIRTYEIGHT
CURRENTLY GIVES DEMOCRATS A 70%
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CHANCE TO KEEP CONTROL OF THE
SENATE.
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AND--
( APPLAUSE )
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THAT IS GOOD NEWS.
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THAT IS GREAT.
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AND KEEP IN MIND,
FIVETHIRTYEIGHT IS NEVER WRONG.
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JUST ASK PRESIDENT HILLARY
CLINTON.
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SO WHAT'S GIVING THE DEMS THIS
APPARENT EDGE?
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WOMEN, IN PARTICULAR, ARE
FURIOUS--
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WOMEN, ARE FURIOUS ABOUT THE
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OVERTURNING OF "ROE V. WADE."
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IN FACT, AFTER THE SUPREME COURT
DECISION CAME DOWN, WOMEN'S
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VOTER SIGN-UPS SURGED.
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BIG MISTAKE, SUPREME COURT.
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
BIG MISTAKE.
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YOU DID THAT--
YOU GOT TO TAKE AWAY WOMEN'S
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RIGHT TO VOTE BEFORE YOU TOOK
AWAY THEIR RIGHT TO CHOOSE.
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AND THE DEMOCRATS ARE DOING
EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO PUT
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ABORTION ON THE BALLOT.
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THEY SPENT $92 MILLION ON
ADVERTISING ALREADY MENTIONING
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THE ISSUE, COMPARED TO $5.6
MILLION IN THE LAST MIDTERMS.
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AH, 2018.
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A SIMPLER TIME.
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WHEN WOMEN STILL HAD BODILY
AUTONOMY, WE WERE POPPIN' TIDE
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PODS LIKE TIC TACS, AND A LITTLE
BAT IN CHINA WAS SAYING TO HIS
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FRIENDS, "GUYS, I'M SURE IT'S
JUST ALLERGIES."
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FOR THEIR PART, FOR THEIR PART,
THE G.O.P. KNOWS--
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( APPLAUSE )
BATS!
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( LAUGHTER )
FOR THEIR PART, THE G.O.P. KNOWS
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THEY NEED TO FIND A WAY TO WIN
BACK THOSE FOLKS WHOSE RIGHTS
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THEY JUST TOOK AWAY.
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SO, SOME OF THEIR MALE
CANDIDATES HAVE BEGUN PUTTING
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THEIR WIVES IN FRONT OF THE
CAMERA TO SPEAK DIRECTLY TO
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VOTERS IN TV ADS.
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BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS YOU RESPECT
WOMEN LIKE MAKING ONE DO YOUR
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JOB FOR NO MONEY.
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( LAUGHTER )
AND WHEN IT FINALLY IS TIME TO
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VOTE, IT MIGHT BE A BIT HARDER
THIS YEAR, AND NOT JUST BECAUSE
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REPUBLICANS WANT TO MAKE IT
THAT WAY.
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BECAUSE THERE'S A SHORTAGE OF
POLL WORKERS, DUE IN NO SMALL
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PART TO AN INCREASED LEVEL OF
THREATS TOWARDS ELECTION
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OFFICIALS AND WORKERS DRIVEN BY
ELECTION DENIERS.
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WHICH IS OUTRAGEOUS.
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POLL WORKERS ARE JUST DOING
THEIR JOBS: TAKING 15 MINUTES TO
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LOOK UP YOUR NAME IN THE VOTER
ROLLS.
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"IT'S COLBERT.
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IT'S SPELLED LIKE COLBERT.
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NO, NOT WITH A 'K'!
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NO, NOT CUTHBERT.
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LOOK, I CAN SEE IT UPSIDE DOWN!
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NO, NO, DON'T TURN THE PAGE!
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DORIS, WE DO THIS EVERY TWO
YEARS!
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I'M GOING TO THE BAKE SALE.
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LET ME KNOW IF YOU FIND MY
NAME."
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( APPLAUSE )
I'M SORRY, DORIS.
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( LAUGHTER )
SO NOW STATES ARE GETTING
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CREATIVE.
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FOR EXAMPLE, IN MARYLAND,
THERE'S NO SCHOOL ON ELECTION
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DAY, AND KIDS AS YOUNG AS SIXTH
GRADE CAN VOLUNTEER AS AIDES TO
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POLL WORKERS.
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THAT WILL PUT AN INTERESTING
SPIN ON VOTING.
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( AS SIXTH GRADER )
"HELLO, SIR, CAN I HAVE YOUR
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I.D.?
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I MEAN, CAN I JUST HAVE IT?
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I NEED SOMETHING TO BUY
BEER WITH."
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NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR BEAKERS,
NERDS, BECAUSE THERE'S SOME NEWS
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FROM THE WORLD OF SCIENCE.
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DOWN IN ANTARCTICA, A DOOMSDAY
GLACIER IS DISINTEGRATING FASTER
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THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT.
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OKAY, THAT'S TERRIFYING.
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AND I GOT TO SAY, IT DOESN'T
HELP THAT WE'RE CALLING IT THE
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"DOOMSDAY GLACIER."
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CAN'T WE PICK SOMETHING HAPPIER,
LIKE THE "FREE GUAC
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GLACIER," OR THE "HAVE YOU LOST
WEIGHT ICEBERG"?
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SCIENTISTS CALL IT THE DOOMSDAY
GLACIER BECAUSE WITHOUT IT, "SEA
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LEVELS COULD RISE MORE THAN
THREE TO TEN FEET."
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MORE THAN THREE TO TEN FEET?
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SO...
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FOUR TO 11 FEET, ONE IMAGINES.
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TURNS OUT, "DOOMSDAY" IS JUST A
FUN NICKNAME.
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IT'S OFFICIALLY CALLED THE
THWAITES GLACIER.
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AS IN, "JUST THWAIT A COUPLE OF
YEARS, AND WE'LL ALL BE
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THWIMMING OFF THE COAST OF
KANTHATH."
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( LAUGHTER )
WE'VE ACTUALLY KNOWN FOR SOME
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TIME NOW, THOMAS--
( APPLAUSE )
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THANK YOU.
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BARTHELONA.
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WE'VE ACTUALLY KNOWN HOW BAD
THIS COULD GET FOR A WHILE.
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HERE'S HOW BILL NYE EXPLAINED IT
AT THE END OF LAST YEAR:
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>> THIS WOULD BE CATASTROPHIC.
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A PLACE LIKE FLORIDA, SOUTHERN
FLORIDA, WOULD BE UNDER WATER.
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>> Stephen: ORGAN OH, NO!
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NOT SOUTHERN FLORIDA.
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THAT'S WHERE WE KEEP OUR TOP
SECRET FILES!
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WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
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MY GUESTS ARE RYAN REYNOLDS AND
ROB McELHENNEY.
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BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, JAMES
TAYLOR AND I UPDATE A CLASSIC
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SONG.
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STICK AROUND.
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( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
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GIVE IT UP FOR THE BAND RIGHT
THERE.
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COME ON.
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HAPPY THURSDAY.
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>> Louis: HAPPY THURSDAY.
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>> Stephen: HAPPY THURSDAY TO
ALL OF YOU OVER THERE.
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YOU KNOW, I-- I LOVE ALL THE
GUESTS THAT COME ON THE SHOW.
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YOU KNOW THAT.
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I'M VERY GRATEFUL.
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FOR INSTANCE, ALEX WAGNER AND
ROY WOOD JR.
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BUT TONIGHT, WE'VE GOT RYAN
REYNOLDS AND ROB McELHENNEY
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ARE HERE, JUST TWO EXTRAORDINARY
YOUNG MEN, VERY TALENTED.
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( APPLAUSE )
I'M VERY EXCITED
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( APPLAUSE )
AND LATER ON, RIGHT HERE-- RIGHT
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HERE.
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LATER ON WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A
SPECIAL PERFORMANCE FROM
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NATIONAL TREASURE JAMES TAYLOR.
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( APPLAUSE )
THERE HE IS.
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LOOK AT THAT.
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I MAKE SURE TO TREAT HIM WITH
THE UTMOST RESPECT, BY RANDOMLY
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DROPPING BY HIS DRESSING ROOM
UNANNOUNCED.
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AND SOMETIMES I VIDEOTAPE THAT.
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JIM?
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♪ ♪ ♪
>> Stephen: HEY, JAMES TAYLOR.
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>> HEY, STEPHEN.
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>> Stephen: HEY, MAN, THANKS
FOR BEING HERE.
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IT'S GREAT HAVING YOU ON THE
SHOW.
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>> OH, IT'S BEEN SO GREAT.
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I'M HERE IN BODY AT LEAST.
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IN MY MIND I'M SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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>> Stephen: CAROLINA IN YOUR
MIND?
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>> NO, ACTUALLY, I'M GETTING
DINNER LATER AND I CAN'T STOP
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THINKING ABOUT THAT.
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ICAL ZONES.
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>> Stephen: SPEAKING ABOUT
CAROLINA IN MY MIND.
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I'M A HUGE FAN, GREAT BABY
JAMES" SHOWER THE PEOPLE, "JUF
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>> CAROLE KING WROTE THAT SONG.
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>> Stephen: CAROLE KING.
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YOU CAN'T IMPROVE ON THOSE
LYRICS.
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>> HERE'S A THING "YOU'VE GOT A
FRIEND" IS PERFECT FOR THOSE WHO
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SHARE A DEEP MEANINGFUL BOND.
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I JUST WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING
EQUALLY BEAUTIFUL FOR PEOPLE WHO
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REALLY AREN'T THAT CLOSE.
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.>> Stephen: YOU MEAN LIKE
ACQUAINTANCES FROM WORK?
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>> EXACTLY.
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♪ WHEN YOU'RE DOWN
AND TROUBLED
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♪ AND YOU FEEL LIKE GETTING
DRINKS
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♪ AND YOUR REAL FRIENDS
OH, YOUR REAL FRIENDS
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THEY'RE ALL BUSY
♪ THINK OF ME AND SEARCH YOUR
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PHONE
♪ AND SEE IF MY NUMBER'S THERE
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THEN TEXT ME-- "HEY, SHORT
NOTICE, BUT ARE YOU FREE?"
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♪ WE MAY NOT BE B.F.F.s
WE'VE NEVER BEEN TO EACH OTHER'S
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PLACE
♪ AND I GOT MARRIED TODAY
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YOU WOULDN'T BE THERE
( LAUGHTER )
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♪ BUT YOUR DESK IS PRETTY CLOSE
BY
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♪ THAT'S A BOND YOU CAN'T DENY.
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YOU'RE THAT GUY I SORT OF KNOW
♪ YOU'VE GOT A WORK FRIEND
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( LAUGHTER )
♪ DID YOU HAVE A FUN WEEKEND?
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OH, YOU BET I'LL ASK YOU THAT
♪ AND THEN YOU'LL TELL A STORY
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ABOUT TAKING YOUR KIDS TO THE
ZOO
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( LAUGHTER )
♪ AND IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER
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THAT YOU JUST CALLED MY KIDS THE
WRONG NAME
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( LAUGHTER )
♪ BECAUSE I KNOW I'LL DO IT TO
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YOUR KIDS, TOO
( LAUGHTER )
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♪ WE MAY NOT BE B.F.F.s
WE'VE NEVER BEEN ON A DOUBLE
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DATE
♪ BUT IF YOUR MOM GOT SICK
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I'D SIGN THE CARD
♪ MAY BE BUY IT
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♪ I CAN'T RECALL QUITE WHERE
YOU'RE FROM
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♪ WAS IT PITTSBURGH OR MAYBE
DURHAM.
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>> NOPE
♪ BUT YOU'D GIVE ME GUM IF I
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ASKED
♪ NOW AIN'T IT GOOD TO KNOW
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YOU'VE GOT A WORK FRIEND
♪ THE PRESSURE ON OH, SO LOW
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♪ HEY, WANT TO JOIN MY MARCH
MADNESS POOL?
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♪ IT'S JUST FIVE BUCKS IF YOU
WANT IN
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♪ OH, YEAH BUT IT'S COOL, IF NOT
♪ WE MAY NOT BE "B" "F" "F"s.
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WE SHARE ZERO INSIDE JOKES
♪ BUT IF YOU QUIT TOMORROW ...
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I'D BRIEFLY BE BUMMED
♪ WE'VE TALKED ABOUT FLEA BAG A
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LOT
♪ WE STILL DO BECAUSE IT'S ALL
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WE'VE GOT
♪ WE LIKE THE PLOT AND THE HOT
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PRIEST
♪ YOU'VE GOT A WORK FRIEND.
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>> Stephen: WOW.
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( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERING )
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>> Stephen: THANK YOU, JAMES!
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LET'S GO FISHING!
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RYAN
REYNOLDS AND ROB McELHENNEY.
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( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY GUESTS
TONIGHT ARE ACTORS WHO KNEW
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PROFESSIONAL SOCCER TEAMS IN THE
WORLD.
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THAT STORY, AND THE STORY OF THE
TEAM, IS TOLD IN THEIR NEW
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DOCUMENTARY SERIES, "WELCOME TO
WREXHAM."
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PLEASE WELCOME TO "THE LATE
SHOW," ROB McELHENNEY AND RYAN
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REYNOLDS!
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪
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>> HELLO!
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>> WOW!
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>> OH, MY GOD!
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> THAT'S AMAZING.
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>> UNREAL.
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>> LET'S GO!
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LET'S GO!
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>> Stephen: THAT'S ALL WE HAVE
TIME FOR.
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GENTLEMEN, THANKS SO MUCH FOR
BEING HERE.
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NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
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>> IT'S VERY NICE TO BE HERE.
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>> Stephen: DO YOU GUYS
REMEMBER, YOU'VE BOTH BEEN HERE
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DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME
YOU WERE HERE, ROB?
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>> YES, I DO.
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I REMEMBER I WAS HERE IN
FEBRUARY OF 2020.
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AND IT WAS JUST ABOUT A WEEK
BEFORE THE ENTIRE WORLD SHUT
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DOWN.
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>> Stephen: YES.
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>> THAT'S A FUN STORY.
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>> YEAH.
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NOW, COINCIDENTALLY, THE SECOND
GUEST THAT NIGHT-- OR THE
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MUSICAL GUEST-- WAS JAMES
TAYLOR.
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>> Stephen: WHICH IS ALSO THE
MUSICAL GUEST TONIGHT.
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>> YEAH.
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>> Stephen: JAMES TAYLOR IS
THE MUSICAL GUEST TONIGHT.
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>> LET'S JUST KNOCK ON ANYTHING
WE CAN.
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I HOPE THERE'S NOT SOME SORT OF
CATASTROPHIC EVENT.
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>> I FOR ONE LOVED HOME
SCHOOLING.
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>> I BET YOU DID.
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>> Stephen: RYAN, DO YOU
REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU WERE
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HERE.
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YOUR BUDDY, DEAD POOL STOPPED
BY.
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>> I CAME ON AS DEAD POOL.
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BOMBED THE MONOLOGUE STEPHEN WAS
DOING.
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>> Stephen: INTERRUPTED THE
MONOLOGUE.
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>> I CAME OUT AND JUST CRUSHED
IT.
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( APPLAUSE )
ACTUALLY, ONE OF THE MOST--
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PROBABLY THE MOST PANICKED I'VE
EVER BEEN ON A LATE NIGHT SHOW,
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I GRABBED STEPHEN-- I WAS
READING THE TELEPROMPTER, AND,
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BOY, I'LL TELL YOU, WE HAVE A
VERY DIFFERENT PRESCRIPTION.
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I GRABBED HIS EYEGLASSES AND I
PUT THE EYEGLASSES OVER THE DEAD
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POOL MASK AND IT WAS LIKE
SOMEBODY VOMITED VALES IN BOTH
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MY EYES AND JUST TURNED THE
LIGHTS OUT.
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I PRETTY MUCH JUST GUESSED THE
REST OF THE MONOLOGUE.
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>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT IT'S
LIKE TO BE ME.
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>> I'VE GOT TO-- LET'S TALK
ABOUT THE SHOW.
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I LOVE THE IDEA OF THE SHOW.
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I LOVE THE SPIRIT OF THE SHOW.
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"WELCOME TO WREXHAM."
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IT'S ON FX AND HULU NOW.
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YOU'RE CO-OWNERS NOW-- THIS IS
ABSOLUTELY TRUE.
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IF I GET ANYTHING WRONG-- I'M
NOT MAKING THIS UP-- YOU'RE
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CO-OWNER OF THE WELSH SOCCER
TEAM, THEY CALL IT FOOTBALL
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WREXHAM FC, THE THIRD OLDEST
PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM IN
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ROB, I UNDERSTAND THIS IDEA
STARTED WITH YOU.
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IS THIS TRUE?
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HOW SO AND WHY?
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>> THAT IS TRUE.
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OVER THE PANDEMIC-- I'M A SPORT
JUNKY.
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>> Stephen: WHO IS YOUR TEAM,
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES,
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PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES,
PHILADELPHIA 76ers.
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AND I'M BORN AND BRED IN
PHILADELPHIA, AND THOSE CLUBS
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HAVE JUST BEEN A HUGE PART OF MY
LIFE.
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OVER THE PANDEMIC I WAS SEARCH
ARE FOR ANYTHING THAT I COULD
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FIND THAT HAD ANYTHING TO DO
WITH LIVE SPORTS.
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>> Stephen: WAIT A SECOND,
SOME PEOPLE LEARNED HOW TO BAKE
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SOURDOUGH BREAD.
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AND YOU SAID, "I WANT TO OWN A
SPORTS TEAM."
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>> BREAD WON'T BANKRUPT ME.
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WHAT ELSE?
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POW ELSE CAN I BE RIDDLED WITH
ANXIETY EVERY WEEKEND?
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>> Stephen: WOW.
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>> LET'S BUY A FOOTBALL TEAM.
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>> Stephen: HOW DID YOU GET
HIM ROPED IN.
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>> ONCE I LEARNED ABOUT THE IDEA
OF RELEGATION AND PROMOTION
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WHICH DOES NOT EXIST IN AMERICAN
SPORTS.
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>> Stephen: DO YOU MEAN?
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>> THE IDEA IS IF YOU LOSE
ENOUGH IN THE LEAGUE YOU CAN GET
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KICKED OUT OF THE LEAGUE AND
KICKED TO A LEAGUE LOWER THAN
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THE LEAGUE YOU'RE IN.
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>> Stephen: IT WOULD BE LIKE
THE YANKEES GETTING SENT DOWN TO
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THE MINORS.
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>> THE MINORS.
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>> Stephen: THE ENTIRE TEAM,
EVERYONE.
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>> AND IF THAT NEXT YEAR THEY
CONTINUED TO LOSE, THEY WOULD
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GET KICKED OUT OF THAT LEAGUE,
AND THEY WOULD BE PLAYING, YOU
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00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,844
KNOW, BEER LEAGUE SOFTBALL IN
POUGHKEEPSIE.
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>> Stephen: SO WHAT LEAGUE IS
WRECKSAM?
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>> WE'RE IN THE FIFTH TIER.
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>> WE HAVE SOME ROOM TO GROW.
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00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:34,586
( LAUGHTER ).
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00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:36,288
>> A LOT OF ROOM TO GROW.
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00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:37,089
( APPLAUSE ).
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00:22:37,155 --> 00:22:38,623
>> WE'RE GROWING FAST, STEPHEN.
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00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,859
>> Stephen: THERE'S SOME ROOM
IN THE TOE.
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00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:42,094
THERE'S SOME ROOM IN THE TOE.
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00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:46,364
>> TO GIVE YOU SOME HISTORICAL
CONTEXT, BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT IS
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SO FASCINATING ABOUT IT-- WE
DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN
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THE U.S.
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THE CLUB THAT RYAN AND I
PURCHASED IS 25 YEARS OLDER THAN
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THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE.
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>> Stephen: YEAH, WOW.
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>> SO THERE'S A LOT OF HISTORY,
A LOT OF GENERATIONS OF PEOPLE
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00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:02,581
THAT HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH
THIS GROUP.
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00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:05,217
>> THE STADIUM IS THE OLDEST
INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL STADIUM
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00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:06,485
ON EARTH.
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00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:10,856
COUNTLESS PEOPLE HAVE HAD THEIR
ASHES SPREAD ACROSS THIS FIELD.
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00:23:10,922 --> 00:23:14,593
THIS STADIUM IS A CHURCH TO SO
MANY FOLKS IN WRECKSAM.
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00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:17,162
>> Stephen: IT'S NOT A BIG
TOWN.
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>> VERY SMALL.
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00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:18,363
>> Stephen: HOW MANY PEOPLE.
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00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:18,997
>> ABOUT 50,000.
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>> GIVE OR TAKE.
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00:23:20,298 --> 00:23:23,769
>> AND ROB CALLED ME WITH THIS
IDEA AND I WAS JUST IMMEDIATELY
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00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:25,937
TAKEN.
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00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:27,405
IT WAS JUST SO UNEXPECTED.
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00:23:27,472 --> 00:23:29,040
I MEAN, I...
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00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:32,344
( LAUGHTER )
I...
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00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:35,480
EXPLAINING IT TO MY WIFE WAS
CRAZY.
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00:23:35,547 --> 00:23:38,984
ONE OF THE CRAZIEST THINGS I'VE
EVER HAD TO EXPLAIN.
431
00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:39,985
BUT I GOT HOOKED.
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00:23:40,051 --> 00:23:41,019
I GOT INTO IT.
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00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:45,023
WE HAD NEVER MET BEFORE WE
ACTUALLY BOUGHT-- YEAH.
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00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,925
>> WE HAD NEVER MET.
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00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:49,795
>> Stephen: DID YOU JUST TEXT
HIM AND SAY, "DO YOU WANT TO BUY
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00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:53,665
A FOOTBALL CLUB?"
>> NO IT WAS WORSE.
437
00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:56,802
I SLID INTO HIS D.M., STEPHEN.
438
00:23:56,868 --> 00:23:59,204
I SAID, "HEY, I LOVE YOUR SHOW.
439
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,472
YOU'RE GREAT ON YOUR SHOW."
440
00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:05,043
THE NEXT THING HE TEXTS ME BACK
AND SAYS,s, THANKS--"
441
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:12,150
>> WHEN RYAN REYNOLDS SLIDES
INTO YOUR D.M.s YOU RESPOND,
442
00:24:12,217 --> 00:24:13,084
RIGHT.
443
00:24:13,151 --> 00:24:14,019
>> Stephen: WITH A BIG ASK FOR
CASH I ASSUME.
444
00:24:14,085 --> 00:24:15,387
>> I CHECKED HIM OUT.
445
00:24:15,453 --> 00:24:16,922
HERE'S THE THING, ROB IS THE
CREATOR AND RUNS IN THE STARS IN
446
00:24:16,988 --> 00:24:21,726
THE SHOW CALLED IT'S IT'S ALWAYS
SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA.
447
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:22,961
>> Stephen: A BEAUTIFULLY
WRONG SHOW.
448
00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:25,864
>> THIS IS HOW I KNEW I COULD
WORK WITH THIS GUY BECAUSE THIS
449
00:24:25,931 --> 00:24:30,936
SHOW IS ONE OF THE OLDEST--
LONGEST RUNNING SHOWS IN THE
450
00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:32,103
HISTORY OF TELEVISION.
451
00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:34,973
IT STARTED IN 1906, YUP, I
THINK.
452
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,577
AT THAT TIME, ROB WAS--
>> AROUND THE BUCHANAN
453
00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:38,944
ADMINISTRATION.
454
00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:40,145
>> RIGHT.
455
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:42,814
I THINK ROB AT THAT TIME WAS
PAID IN TUBERCULOSIS EVERY DAY.
456
00:24:42,881 --> 00:24:45,584
AND IT JUST KEPT ON-- NOW,
HERE'S THE THING.
457
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:49,921
NOBODY IN SHOW BUSINESS COULD
RUN A SHOW THAT WELL FOR THAT
458
00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:52,757
LONG IF THEY WERE A DICK.
459
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:54,993
( LAUGHTER )
HE WOULD HAVE-- IF THERE WAS
460
00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:58,230
SOMETHING WRONG, HE WOULD HAVE
( BLEEP ) HIS WAY OUT OF THE
461
00:24:58,296 --> 00:24:59,097
BUSINESS A DECADE AGO.
462
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:01,433
I KNEW, I BET THAT GUY IS GREAT.
463
00:25:01,499 --> 00:25:04,903
I CALLED AROUND AND EVERYONE OF
COURSE WAS LIKE, INTEGRITY,
464
00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:07,138
STOCK MARKETS INNOVATIVE,
INTERESTING."
465
00:25:07,205 --> 00:25:07,906
>> KEEP GOING.
466
00:25:07,973 --> 00:25:09,541
>> NO, THAT WAS IT.
467
00:25:09,608 --> 00:25:13,011
THE OTHER THINGS--
>> THERE WAS SILENCE...
468
00:25:13,078 --> 00:25:16,114
>> I WAS THINKING OF THE AWFUL
THINGS BUT THEY DON'T NEED TO
469
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:16,781
KNOW THAT.
470
00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:17,883
>> Stephen: YOU BUY THE TEAM.
471
00:25:17,949 --> 00:25:20,285
HOW DOES ONE GO ABOUT BUYING THE
TEAM.
472
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:23,421
DO YOU JUST CALL AND SAY, "DO
YOU GUYS WANT TO BE BOUGHT?"
473
00:25:23,488 --> 00:25:26,625
IS THERE A NOTICE ON CRAIGSLIST
OR SOMETHING?
474
00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,426
HOW DOES ONE-- HOW DO YOU GET A
TEAM?
475
00:25:28,493 --> 00:25:34,733
>> I GOOGLED "HOW DO YOU BUY A
SPORTS FRANCHISE?"
476
00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:38,169
( APPLAUSE )
FOR REAL.
477
00:25:38,236 --> 00:25:39,070
FOR REAL.
478
00:25:39,137 --> 00:25:41,606
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
QUICK BREAK.
479
00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:44,175
STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH MORE ROB McELHENNEY
480
00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:45,243
AND RYAN REYNOLDS, EVERYBODY.
481
00:25:58,023 --> 00:25:59,891
( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
482
00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:03,862
WE'RE BACK HERE WITH RYAN
REYNOLDS AND ROB McELHENNEY
483
00:26:03,929 --> 00:26:04,963
FROM "WELCOME TO WREXHAM."
484
00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:07,532
HOW MUCH-- HOW MUCH DID THIS--
HOW MUCH ARE WE TALKING?
485
00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:09,367
HOW MUCH DID THIS COST YOU GUYS?
486
00:26:09,434 --> 00:26:12,270
>> WHAT HAPPENED WAS THERE WAS
THIS COMPANY CALLED INTERCIRCLE
487
00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:14,072
SPORTS, WHICH IS IN NEW YORK
CITY.
488
00:26:14,139 --> 00:26:17,809
AND THIS MAN NAMED STEVE
HOROWITZ WHO BROKERED THE
489
00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:20,211
LIVERPOOL DEAL, A YANKEE
PURCHASE, THE RED SOX.
490
00:26:20,278 --> 00:26:24,983
AND I JUST CALLED HIM AND I
SAID,"YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ME
491
00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:27,786
BUT YOUR SONS PROBABLY HAVE."
492
00:26:27,852 --> 00:26:28,787
HE HAD TWO SONS.
493
00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:30,288
HE SAID I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
494
00:26:30,355 --> 00:26:33,458
AND HE CALLED ME BACK THE NEXT
MORNING, SATURDAY MORNING, AND
495
00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:36,428
HE SAID,"I'D LIKE TO WORK WITH
YOU."
496
00:26:36,494 --> 00:26:39,898
>> Stephen: DID YOU TELL HIM
ABOUT HIM AT THAT POINT?
497
00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:44,135
>> I DIDN'T CALL HIM UNTIL STEVE
TOLD ME HOW MUCH MONEY IT WAS
498
00:26:44,202 --> 00:26:44,903
GOING TO COST.
499
00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:46,571
>> Stephen: OKAY, HOW MUCH
MONEY--
500
00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:47,739
>> YEAH.
501
00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:50,475
>> Stephen: HOW MUCH MONEY
WOULD IT COST-- IF I WERE GOING
502
00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:52,978
TO BUY A TEAM, HOW MUCH WOULD IT
COST?
503
00:26:53,044 --> 00:26:53,812
>> SO MUCH MONEY.
504
00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:55,880
>> YEAH, SO I'VE BEEN VERY
SUCCESSFUL.
505
00:26:55,947 --> 00:27:00,719
I'VE BEEN VERY FORTUNATE, BUT I
DO WORK IN BASIC CABLE
506
00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:01,353
LATE-NIGHT COMEDY TELEVISION.
507
00:27:01,419 --> 00:27:03,021
SO I'VE GOT TV MONEY.
508
00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:03,688
>> Stephen: SURE.
509
00:27:03,755 --> 00:27:05,490
>> I NEEDED MOVIE STAR MONEY.
510
00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:11,162
I NEEDED SUPER, SUPERHERO MONEY.
511
00:27:11,229 --> 00:27:17,168
>> Stephen: YOU NEEDED "OWN MY
OWN CELL PHONE MONEY."
512
00:27:17,235 --> 00:27:26,177
>> IT TURNS OUT THE GYM COMPANY
IS WORTH MORE THAN THIS ENTIRE
513
00:27:26,244 --> 00:27:28,513
NETWORK OF THIS SHOW.
514
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:38,790
( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
515
00:27:38,857 --> 00:27:41,493
>> Stephen: I DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING TO GO WITH IT.
516
00:27:41,559 --> 00:27:43,094
>> YOU DON'T NEED ANYTHING.
517
00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:47,499
>> JUST KEEP TALKING, ROB.
518
00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:55,240
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THAT IS REALLY--
519
00:27:55,306 --> 00:27:56,207
>> THAT AIN'T WATER.
520
00:27:56,274 --> 00:27:58,343
>> Stephen: THAT IS REALLY
TASTY.
521
00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:02,280
LET'S JUST SAY YOU BOUGHT IT AND
IT COST MILLIONS OF DOLLARS,
522
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:02,614
OKAY?
523
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,649
>> POUNDS.
524
00:28:04,716 --> 00:28:05,050
( BLEEP ).
525
00:28:05,116 --> 00:28:06,184
YEAH, POUNDS.
526
00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:08,720
>> REMEMBER, POUNDS ARE MORE
THAN-- POUNDS ARE MORE THAN
527
00:28:08,787 --> 00:28:09,687
DOLLARS.
528
00:28:09,754 --> 00:28:12,590
>> TURNS OUT POUNDS ARE HEAVY.
529
00:28:12,657 --> 00:28:13,258
POUNDS ARE HEAVY.
530
00:28:13,324 --> 00:28:16,828
>> I WAS HOPING DRACHMAS UPON.
531
00:28:16,895 --> 00:28:18,830
>> Stephen: OR LIRA.
532
00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:20,165
YOU GOT THE TEAM NOW.
533
00:28:20,231 --> 00:28:22,033
WHAT DO YOU THEN DO?
534
00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:25,170
WHEN YOU GO TO TAKE OVER A TEAM,
DON'T YOU HAVE TO GET TO KNOW
535
00:28:25,236 --> 00:28:25,904
THE FANS?
536
00:28:25,970 --> 00:28:28,640
DON'T THE FANS HAVE TO TRUST
YOU?
537
00:28:28,706 --> 00:28:32,744
DON'T YOU HAVE TO GET TO KNOW
THE PEOPLE IN THE TOWN?
538
00:28:32,811 --> 00:28:35,547
OTHERWISE YOU'RE CARPETBAGGERS
WITH A FUNNY IDEA, LET'S BUY A
539
00:28:35,613 --> 00:28:36,614
TEAM.
540
00:28:36,681 --> 00:28:37,749
HOW DO YOU CONVINCE THEM YOU'RE
SERIOUS ABOUT THIS?
541
00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:40,618
>> FROM THE VERY BEGINNING WE
PROMISED-- AND THIS IS THE
542
00:28:40,685 --> 00:28:44,155
TRUTH-- THAT WE'LL ALWAYS MAKE
FUN OF OURSELVES BUT WE'LL NEVER
543
00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:46,057
MAKE FUN OF THE SITUATION.
544
00:28:46,124 --> 00:28:48,626
THESE PEOPLE TAKE THIS VERY
SERIOUSLY, AS THEY SHOULD.
545
00:28:48,693 --> 00:28:50,595
IT'S THE BEATING HEART OF THEIR
COMMUNITY.
546
00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:53,932
WE KNEW IF WE DID SOMETHING
LIKE, THIS THE COMMUNITY WOULD
547
00:28:53,998 --> 00:28:55,100
COME FIRST.
548
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:58,636
WE WEAR OUR HEARTS ON OUR
SLEEVES, AND WE DO WHAT WE SAY.
549
00:28:58,703 --> 00:29:02,807
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP OF
WHAT THE TEAM MEANS TO THE TOWN.
550
00:29:02,874 --> 00:29:04,843
ANYTHING WE NEED TO KNOW BEFORE
WE GO TO IT?
551
00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:07,445
>> THIS IS HEART OF WHAT WE'RE
TRYING TO DO WITH THE SHOW
552
00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:11,516
ITSELF, TOO, TO DEMONSTRATE THAT
SPORTS ISN'T JUST FOR SPORTING
553
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,684
PEOPLE.
554
00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:16,287
STORTS IS STORYTELLING AND
YOU'LL SEE HOW THESE PEOPLE LOVE
555
00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:16,721
THEIR CLUB.
556
00:29:16,788 --> 00:29:18,690
>> Stephen: JIM.
557
00:29:18,756 --> 00:29:22,827
>> IN LIFE, I HAVE JUST A
MEMORY.
558
00:29:22,894 --> 00:29:25,997
IT JUST BASICALLY IS.
559
00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:29,067
THAT'S WHY YOU GET INTO THEM SO
MUCH WHEN YOU'RE IN THEM.
560
00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:33,071
>> I LOOK AT MY KIDS, AND
THEY'RE JUMPING UP AND DOWN, AND
561
00:29:33,138 --> 00:29:35,507
I'M, LIKE, HOLDING THEM IN THE
AIR.
562
00:29:35,573 --> 00:29:40,545
I WILL JUST TAKE THE TIMES WHILE
I CAN.
563
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:45,884
.>> YOU WANT TO CREATE MEMORIES
FOR OTHER PEOPLE AND HAVE
564
00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:52,390
SOMETHING THEY CAN TELL THEIR
YOUNG KIDS AND THEIR CHILDREN
565
00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:53,224
ABOUT.
566
00:29:53,291 --> 00:30:05,503
( CHEERING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
567
00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:08,239
>> THAT GIVES ME GOOSEBUMPS
WATCHING IT.
568
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:10,775
>> Stephen: ME, TOO.
569
00:30:10,842 --> 00:30:11,376
ME, TOO.
570
00:30:11,442 --> 00:30:12,710
WE HAVE TO ATTACK A BREAK.
571
00:30:12,777 --> 00:30:13,878
STICK AROUND.
572
00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:15,013
WHEN WE COME BACK, I WILL ASK
THEM HOW THEY ARE MARKETING
573
00:30:27,025 --> 00:30:29,594
( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.
574
00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:32,197
WE'RE BACK HERE WITH RYAN
REYNOLDS AND THE OTHER GUY.
575
00:30:32,263 --> 00:30:38,970
( LAUGHTER )
>> THAT'S ME.
576
00:30:39,037 --> 00:30:41,339
>> Stephen: RYAN, YOU'RE A
TALKER.
577
00:30:41,406 --> 00:30:42,473
YOU'RE A MARKETING EXPERT.
578
00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:44,409
YOU COFOUNDED A DIGITAL
MARKETING COMPANY.
579
00:30:44,475 --> 00:30:46,077
HOW ARE YOU HANDLING THE
MARKETING FOR THIS?
580
00:30:46,144 --> 00:30:48,012
>> I LOVE THE MARKETING.
581
00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:50,715
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, SPORTS
ESPECIALLY IT'S SUCH A GREAT--
582
00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:54,986
EVERYTHING IS A TIE-IN,
EVERYTHING IS A STORYTELLING
583
00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:56,221
OPPORTUNITY.
584
00:30:56,287 --> 00:30:59,724
SO, YEAH, WE'VE PARTNERED WITH
TIKTOK TO HELP SUPPORT THE CLUB.
585
00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:05,897
ROB AND I ARE AUTHORS NOW OF A
RARE BIT COOKBOOK.
586
00:31:05,964 --> 00:31:11,336
>> Stephen: FOR THOSE WHO
DON'T KNOW WHAT WELSH RAREBIT
587
00:31:11,402 --> 00:31:11,803
IS.
588
00:31:11,869 --> 00:31:12,437
>> ROB, TELL THEM?
589
00:31:12,503 --> 00:31:12,937
>> BREAD AND CHEESE.
590
00:31:13,004 --> 00:31:14,272
>> 20 RECIPES.
591
00:31:14,339 --> 00:31:16,374
>> 20.
592
00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:19,310
>> Stephen: YOU CAN GET THE
HATS.
593
00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:24,282
>> OH, YEAH, ALL SORTS OF MERCH
THAT GOES WITH IT.
594
00:31:24,349 --> 00:31:25,149
THOSE ARE THE JERSEYS.
595
00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:26,017
PRETTY GREAT.
596
00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:28,586
>> Stephen: SO YOU PARTNERED
WITH TIKTOK.
597
00:31:28,653 --> 00:31:30,021
>> YES.
598
00:31:30,088 --> 00:31:32,624
>> Stephen: AND OUR FRIENDS
EXPEDIA.
599
00:31:32,690 --> 00:31:33,958
>> Stephen: AVIATION A
SPONSOR?
600
00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:36,995
>> WE SPONSOR ALL THE TRAINING
KITS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
601
00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:39,631
IT'S PRETTY-- IT'S PRETTY
EXCITING.
602
00:31:39,697 --> 00:31:43,868
I WORK WITH A COMPANY CALLED
"ONE PASSWORD" WHICH IS A
603
00:31:43,935 --> 00:31:45,570
DIGITAL SECURITY FIRST LADY.
604
00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:46,771
THEY'RE AMAZING.
605
00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:50,742
THEY WANT TO BE A TIE-IN WITH
WREXHAM FC, SO WE SHOT A SPOT
606
00:31:50,808 --> 00:31:55,046
WITH THEM AND OF COURSE PUT IT
ON TIKTOK, WHICH IS A LOT OF
607
00:31:55,113 --> 00:31:56,314
FUN.
608
00:31:56,381 --> 00:31:59,450
THIS IS A CLIP WITH PAUL MULLEN
WHO IS OUR JUST-- HE WON-- IS IT
609
00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:01,352
THE GOLDEN BOOT, IS THAT WHAT
YOU CALL IT?
610
00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:02,453
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
611
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,656
>> HE SCORED SO MANY--
>> HE WAS THE GUY WHO SCORED IN
612
00:32:04,722 --> 00:32:05,623
THE CLIP.
613
00:32:05,690 --> 00:32:08,359
>> LAST YEAR HE WAS JUST A HERO
IN THIS TOWN.
614
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:11,229
HE SCORED SOMETHING LIKE 25
GOALS, SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
615
00:32:11,296 --> 00:32:12,497
MAYBE MORE.
616
00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:15,600
AND HE'S REALLY COME IN AND JUST
SORT OF CHANGED THE GAME FOR US
617
00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:17,168
AND HE'S BEEN REALLY INCREDIBLE.
618
00:32:17,235 --> 00:32:20,705
THE ONLY THING HE LIKES MORE
THAN SCORING GOALS IS GETTING
619
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:21,239
KICKED OUT OF GAMES.
620
00:32:21,306 --> 00:32:22,040
>> HE LOVES IT.
621
00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:23,441
>> IT'S A RED CARD.
622
00:32:23,508 --> 00:32:27,045
YOU GET A RED CARD, YOU'RE
KICKED OUT OF THE GAME, YOU DO
623
00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:28,246
SOMETHING CRAZY.
624
00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:31,416
HE HAD BEEN RED CARDED WHEN I
SHOT THIS COMMERCIAL, SO I PUT
625
00:32:31,482 --> 00:32:35,720
HIM FRONT AND CENTER, BECAUSE HE
HAD JUST GOTTEN RED CARDED AND
626
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:44,796
GIVEN ME A BIT OF AN ULCER AND I
DECIDED TO GO HARD ON HIM GUYS,
627
00:32:44,862 --> 00:32:47,932
WE'RE A PROFESSIONAL SOCCER
CLUB.
628
00:32:47,999 --> 00:32:48,633
SOCCER.
629
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:49,767
YOU COULD GET STABBED FOR THAT.
630
00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:51,502
IN THE MOMENT.
631
00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:52,503
MULLEN!
632
00:32:52,570 --> 00:32:53,738
MULLEN!
633
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:57,308
I WILL SHOVE A RED CARD SO FAR
UP YOUR ASS, THAT THEY WILL HOLD
634
00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:58,943
A FUNERAL FOR MY HAND.
635
00:32:59,010 --> 00:33:05,049
I WILL SHOVE A RED CARD SO FAR
UP YOUR ASS, THEY'LL NEED A TEAM
636
00:33:05,116 --> 00:33:06,284
OF DOCTORS TO FIND MY HAND.
637
00:33:06,351 --> 00:33:10,521
I WILL SHOVE A RED CARD SO FAR
UP YOUR ASS, YOU WILL BE LEGALLY
638
00:33:10,588 --> 00:33:11,622
CLASSIFIED AS A PUPPET.
639
00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:19,097
OF
( LAUGHTER )
640
00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:21,966
( APPLAUSE )
>> I NEVER SAW THAT!
641
00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:23,000
>> OH, YEAH.
642
00:33:23,067 --> 00:33:24,035
>> Stephen: OUTTAKES.
643
00:33:24,102 --> 00:33:25,536
>> HE'S FUNNY!
644
00:33:25,603 --> 00:33:26,871
HE'S PRETTY FUNNY!
645
00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:30,241
>> Stephen: OKAY, YOU GUYS ARE
FINANCIALLY INVESTED.
646
00:33:30,308 --> 00:33:32,810
HOW EMOTIONALLY INVESTED ARE THE
TWO OF YOU?
647
00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:34,345
LIKE, WHAT'S IT LIKE TO WATCH
THE GAME?
648
00:33:34,412 --> 00:33:37,682
HAVE YOU BEEN ABLE TO GO THERE
AND WATCH-- I KNOW YOU DID THIS
649
00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:38,683
ORIGINALLY DURING COVID.
650
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:40,218
DID YOU OWN THE TEAM BEFORE YOU
WERE ABLE TO GO?
651
00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:41,719
>> YEAH.
652
00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:42,653
>> YES.
653
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,989
>> YEAH, IT KILLED US, WE
COULDN'T GO THERE.
654
00:33:45,056 --> 00:33:47,658
IT WAS SUCH A STRANGE
PROPOSITION BECAUSE WE COULD
655
00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:50,828
ONLY WATCH THESE CRAPPY FEEDS
FROM WALES.
656
00:33:50,895 --> 00:33:52,263
THERE'S NO ONE ALLOWED IN THE
STADIUM.
657
00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:53,064
IT WAS JUST SAD.
658
00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:55,433
AND NOW IT'S JUST LIKE NIGHT AND
DAY.
659
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,134
WE WERE THERE TWO WEEKS AGO?
660
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:56,834
>> YEAH.
661
00:33:56,901 --> 00:33:58,703
>> WE'VE BEEN GOING QUITE A BIT.
662
00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:01,839
IT'S, YEAH, PRETTY --
>> Stephen: CAN YOU SHOW ME
663
00:34:01,906 --> 00:34:02,473
YOUR GAME FACE?
664
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:03,107
>> OH.
665
00:34:03,174 --> 00:34:04,208
>> Stephen: LET'S SEE BOTH.
666
00:34:04,275 --> 00:34:06,878
CAN YOU GET A SHOT OF BOTH OF
THESE GUYS?
667
00:34:06,944 --> 00:34:08,079
CAN YOU DO THAT?
668
00:34:08,146 --> 00:34:12,316
I'LL GIVE YOU, LIKE, ALL RIGHT,
THE OTHER TEAM HAS THE BALL.
669
00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:14,519
DRIVING DOWN THE PITCH, TOWARDS
YOUR GOAL.
670
00:34:14,585 --> 00:34:15,753
THE OTHER TEAM HAS THE BALL.
671
00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:19,323
>> THERE'S A LOT OF PACING, SO
THERE'S NOT, LIKE, A LOT OF-- WE
672
00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:21,025
DON'T REALLY SIT STILL.
673
00:34:21,092 --> 00:34:22,059
IT'S LIKE--
>> YEAH.
674
00:34:22,126 --> 00:34:25,062
>> IT'S REALLY LIKE-- AND HE
GETS IN MY WAY.
675
00:34:25,129 --> 00:34:27,799
>> Stephen: YOUR TEAM STEALS
IT BACK!
676
00:34:27,865 --> 00:34:30,435
THEY'VE GOT THE BALL.
677
00:34:30,501 --> 00:34:31,068
OPPOSING GOAL!
678
00:34:31,135 --> 00:34:32,203
SHEA SHOOT, THEY MISS.
679
00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:35,940
>> YOU SON OF A ( BLEEP )!
680
00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:39,076
>> OF COURSE THEY'RE GOING TO
MISS
681
00:34:39,143 --> 00:34:41,546
( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: SO YOU CARE.
682
00:34:41,612 --> 00:34:42,180
YOU CARE.
683
00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:43,815
THERE YOU GO.
684
00:34:43,881 --> 00:34:48,119
( LAUGHTER )
>> GIVE ME-- YEAH-- ANOTHER ONE.
685
00:34:48,186 --> 00:34:50,121
>> MY KIDS, MY KIDS LOVE IT.
686
00:34:50,188 --> 00:34:55,426
THEY'RE LIKE, "DADDY WATCHES THE
FOOTBALL GAMES AND HE GOES
687
00:34:55,493 --> 00:34:56,360
CRAZY."
688
00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,763
>> MY CHILDREN ARE LIKE, "DO YOU
ENJOY THIS?
689
00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:01,299
I DON'T GET IT."
690
00:35:01,365 --> 00:35:04,335
I SAID, "I LOVE IT AS MUCH AS
THE EAGLES."
691
00:35:04,402 --> 00:35:05,803
THEY SAID, "WE KNOW.
692
00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:07,905
ONDS IS YOUAC THE SAME WAY YOU
DO ON SATURDAYS."
693
00:35:07,972 --> 00:35:10,608
>> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT THE
WELCH PEOPLE THEMSELVES.
694
00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:13,411
HAVE YOU LEARNED ANY WELCH
WORDS?
695
00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:16,247
THERE'S A RIGHT JAWBREAKER OF A
LANGUAGE.
696
00:35:16,314 --> 00:35:16,981
>> AND GROWING.
697
00:35:17,048 --> 00:35:18,850
THE WELCH LANGUAGE IS GROWING.
698
00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:21,018
IT'S BUILDING BACK UP AGAIN.
699
00:35:21,085 --> 00:35:21,886
IT'S REALLY EXCITING.
700
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:24,088
ROB HAS BEEN LEARNING A LITTLE
BIT OF IT.
701
00:35:24,155 --> 00:35:24,789
HIT THEM.
702
00:35:24,856 --> 00:35:26,491
HIT THEM WITH SOME OF THE WELCH.
703
00:35:26,557 --> 00:35:31,395
>> I LEARNED THE LONGEST TOWN
NAME IN ALL OF WESTERN EUROPE.
704
00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:35,967
BUT YOU'D HAVE TO PUT IT UP ON
THE SCREEN SO YOU COULD REALLY
705
00:35:36,033 --> 00:35:36,968
SEE --
>> Stephen: WE WILL.
706
00:35:37,034 --> 00:35:38,703
>> I WAS 10 WHEN YOU STARTED
TELLING THIS STORY.
707
00:35:38,769 --> 00:35:40,872
GIVE IT TO THEM!
708
00:35:40,938 --> 00:35:41,439
OKAY!
709
00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:41,706
COME ON.
710
00:35:54,418 --> 00:35:54,886
( APPLAUSE ).
711
00:35:54,952 --> 00:35:56,254
>> I THINK THAT'S IT.
712
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,723
THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
713
00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:00,858
>> Stephen: GENTLEMEN, THANK
YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING ON HERE.
714
00:36:00,925 --> 00:36:02,560
IT'S A PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU.
715
00:36:02,627 --> 00:36:03,995
CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS
WONDERFUL SHOW.
716
00:36:04,061 --> 00:36:05,263
AND THIS WONDERFUL IDEA.
717
00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:06,864
AND GOOD LUCK WITH THE SEASON.
718
00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:09,600
I HOPE YOU GET-- WHAT'S THE
OPPOSITE OF RELEGATION.
719
00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:11,202
>> PROMOTED.
720
00:36:11,269 --> 00:36:12,370
>> PROMOTION.
721
00:36:12,436 --> 00:36:14,238
>> Stephen: GOOD LUCK ON THE
PROMOTIONS THANK YOU SO MUCH.
722
00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:19,577
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
723
00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:22,680
"WELCOME TO WREXHAM" IS ON FX
AND HULU NOW.
724
00:36:22,747 --> 00:36:25,783
NEW EPISODES AIR WEDNESDAYS ON
FX.
725
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,919
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A.
726
00:36:27,985 --> 00:36:28,986
PERFORMANCE BY JAMES TAYLOR.
727
00:36:49,607 --> 00:36:51,509
>> PERFORMING "MEXICO" FROM HIS
"GREATEST HITS" ALBUM WITH HIS
728
00:36:51,576 --> 00:36:55,146
WIFE KIM TAYLOR, SON HENRY
TAYLOR, LARRY GOLDINGS, LOUIS
729
00:36:55,212 --> 00:36:57,815
CATO, AND OUR BAND, JAMES
TAYLOR!
730
00:36:57,882 --> 00:37:03,054
( APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪
731
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:18,002
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ WAY DOWN HERE
732
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:21,806
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ WAY DOWN HERE
733
00:37:21,872 --> 00:37:28,746
YOU NEED A REASON TO MOVE
FEEL LIKE A FOOL
734
00:37:28,813 --> 00:37:30,748
♪ RUNNING YOUR STATESIDE GAMES
LOSE YOUR LOAD
735
00:37:30,815 --> 00:37:35,052
♪ LEAVE YOUR MIND BEHIND, BABY
JAMES
736
00:37:35,119 --> 00:37:39,090
♪ OH, MEXICO
IT SOUNDS SO SIMPLE I JUST GOT
737
00:37:39,156 --> 00:37:43,027
TO GO
♪ THE SUN'S SO HOT I FORGOT TO
738
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:54,271
GO HOME
♪ I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO GO NOW
739
00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:55,473
AMERICANO GOT THE SLEEPY EYE
♪ BUT HIS BODY'S STILL SHAKING
740
00:37:55,539 --> 00:37:59,510
LIKE A LIVE WIRE
♪ SLEEPY "SEÑORITA" WITH THE
741
00:37:59,577 --> 00:38:04,782
EYES ON FIRE
♪ OH, MEXICO
742
00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:09,787
IT SOUNDS SO SWEET WITH THE SUN
SINKING LOW
743
00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:15,026
♪ MOON'S SO BRIGHT LIKE TO LIGHT
UP THE NIGHT
744
00:38:15,092 --> 00:38:17,928
LIKE TO MAKE EVERYTHING ALL
RIGHT
745
00:38:17,995 --> 00:38:32,743
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
746
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:37,014
♪ BABY'S HUNGRY AND THE MONEY'S
ALL GONE
747
00:38:37,081 --> 00:38:39,817
♪ THE FOLKS BACK HOME DON'T WANT
TO TALK ON THE PHONE
748
00:38:39,884 --> 00:38:43,020
♪ SHE GETS A LONG LETTER, SENDS
BACK A POSTCARD
749
00:38:43,087 --> 00:38:48,459
TIMES ARE HARD
♪ OH, DOWN IN MEXICO
750
00:38:48,526 --> 00:38:56,667
I NEVER REALLY BEEN SO I DON'T
REALLY KNOW
751
00:38:56,734 --> 00:38:59,036
♪ OH, MY MEXICO
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO GO
752
00:38:59,103 --> 00:39:03,040
♪ OH, MEXICO
I NEVER REALLY BEEN BUT I'D SURE
753
00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:15,052
LIKE TO GO
♪ OH, DOWN IN MEXICO
754
00:39:15,119 --> 00:39:17,421
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO GO DOWN NOW
GO DOWN.
755
00:39:17,488 --> 00:39:31,035
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
756
00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:39,810
♪ MEXICO MEXICO, MEXICO
♪ OH, MEXICO, MEXICO
757
00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:48,385
OH, MEXICO
MEXICO, MEXICO.
758
00:39:48,452 --> 00:40:03,334
♪ OH, OH, DOWN IN MEXICO
OH, OH, TOWN IN MEXICO.
759
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:07,037
♪ OH, OH, DOWN IN MEXICO
OH, OH, TOWN IN MEXICO.
760
00:40:07,104 --> 00:40:09,807
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THANK YOU, JAMES.
761
00:40:09,874 --> 00:40:11,041
THANK YOU, JAMES.
762
00:40:11,108 --> 00:40:12,877
THANK YOU, KIM.
763
00:40:12,943 --> 00:40:15,813
THANK YOU, HENRY.
764
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:16,714
JAMES TAYLOR, EVERYBODY!
765
00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:19,016
THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW."
766
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,085
GOOD NIGHT.