1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:06,005 >> OVER ALL, "FORBES" SAID THE HALF TRILLION DOLLARS OVER THE 2 00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:07,107 LAST YEAR. 3 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:12,579 IT'S THE FIRST DROP FOR THE SUPER RICH SINCE THE GREAT 4 00:00:12,645 --> 00:00:13,780 RECESSION. 5 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,116 MARK ZUCKERBERG LOST MORE THAN HALF OF HIS FORTUNE, OVER $75 6 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:17,217 BILLION. 7 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:20,186 HE FELL FROM THIRD-RICHEST AMERICAN ALL THE WAY DOWN TO 8 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:22,255 NUMBER 11. 9 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:09,636 >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT." 10 00:01:09,702 --> 00:01:11,704 TONIGHT: PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES: 11 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:30,990 FEATURING LOUIS CATO AND THE LATE SHOW BAND. 12 00:01:31,057 --> 00:01:33,159 AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK 13 00:01:33,226 --> 00:01:38,198 CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 14 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:44,237 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ). 15 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:46,139 ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: I'LL BE RIGHT WITH 16 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:48,208 YOU. 17 00:01:57,884 --> 00:01:58,751 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 18 00:01:58,818 --> 00:01:59,586 THANK YOU. 19 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:02,055 HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 20 00:02:02,121 --> 00:02:06,125 HAPPY-- HAPPY WEDNESDAY. 21 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:06,593 HEY! 22 00:02:06,659 --> 00:02:11,131 THANK YOU, JOSEPH. 23 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:16,369 OH, OH, MY FRIENDS, MY FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS, WELCOME TO "THE 24 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:17,070 LATE SHOW." 25 00:02:17,136 --> 00:02:19,939 I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. 26 00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:28,648 IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS SHOW FROM FLORIDA, FIRST OF ALL, I'M 27 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:30,550 GLAD YOU'VE GOT ELECTRICITY, BECAUSE THIS AFTERNOON AT 3:05, 28 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:38,091 HURRICANE IAN MADE LANDFALL AS A AN EXTEMELY POWERFUL CATEGORY 4, 29 00:02:38,157 --> 00:02:39,559 WITH SUSTAINED WINDS OF 150 MPH, AND A POSSIBLE STORM SURGE OF 18 30 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:40,727 FEET. 31 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:49,135 WE'RE PRAYING FOR EVERYONE IN THE PATH OF THIS STORM, AND 32 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:51,938 EVERYBODY NORTH-- GEORGIA, SOUTH CAROLINA-- BATTEN DOWN, Y'ALL. 33 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,039 IT'S COMING. 34 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:54,841 STAY SAFE. 35 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:55,875 I'M BEING TOLD WE HAVE A PIECE OF VIRAL FOOTAGE. 36 00:02:55,942 --> 00:03:01,481 THIS IS REPORTEDLY FORT MYERS. 37 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:03,082 IT'S A SHARK SWIMMING IN A FLOODED CITY STREET. 38 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:04,384 THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE... 39 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:05,585 IN THAT MY RESEARCHERS TELL ME THAT IT IS PROBABLY NOT REAL 40 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:07,253 FOOTAGE. 41 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:12,191 SOMEONE PUT THAT ONLINE, BUT I DECIDED TO SHOW YOU, 42 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:14,260 BECAUSE IT'S A SHARK IN A STREET. 43 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:18,531 YOU CAN'T PASS THAT UP. 44 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:25,371 IN OTHER FLORIDA DISASTER NEWS FORMER PRESIDENT 45 00:03:25,438 --> 00:03:26,606 THE GREAT GRABSBY. 46 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:28,675 WE'RE GETTING MORE DETAILS FROM THE NEW BOOK "CONFIDENCE MAN," 47 00:03:28,741 --> 00:03:32,946 BY MAGGIE HABERMAN. 48 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:34,113 MAGGIE BE OUR GUEST NEXT TUESDAY, AND I'LL BE ASKING HER 49 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:36,716 ABOUT ALL THE PRETTY UPSETTING STUFF SHE LEARNED ABOUT THE 50 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:38,051 EX-PRESIDENT, LIKE HOW ONCE AT A DINNER IN 2017, THE FORMER 51 00:03:38,117 --> 00:03:42,922 PRESIDENT SAW STAFFERS OF COLOR AT THE WHITE HOUSE AND ASSUMED 52 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:44,157 APPARENTLY, THE FORMER PRESIDENT WAS HAVING DINNER WITH CHUCK 53 00:03:44,223 --> 00:03:45,959 SCHUMER AND NANCY PELOSI, HEN HE TURNED TO THEIR NON-WHITE 54 00:03:46,025 --> 00:03:48,027 STAFFERS AND SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU GET THE FOOD?" 55 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:49,128 AGAIN, PRETTY TERRIBLE. 56 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:50,430 BUT TO BE FAIR, THAT'S WHAT HE SAYS IN EVERY SITUATION. 57 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:51,531 ( AS GENERAL ) "SIR, NORTH KOREA HAS LAUNCHED A 58 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:52,065 LONG-RANGE MISSILE TEST. 59 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:54,867 WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS? 60 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:55,435 UH-HUH. 61 00:03:55,501 --> 00:03:55,735 YES, SIR. 62 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:56,869 YES SIR. 63 00:03:56,936 --> 00:04:01,808 OKAY, TWO 10-PIECE FAMILY BUCKETS, AND TELL THEM TO FILL 64 00:04:01,874 --> 00:04:03,610 THE GRAVY TO THE TOP THIS TIME." 65 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:05,745 YES, SIR, YES, SIR." 66 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:07,046 NOT SURPRISINGLY, THE FORMER PRESIDENT ALSO SAID BAD THINGS 67 00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:08,615 ABOUT WOMEN. 68 00:04:08,681 --> 00:04:12,151 HE REPORTEDLY REFERRED TO GERMAN CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKEL AS 69 00:04:12,218 --> 00:04:16,155 "THAT B." 70 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:18,091 WOW, HE KNEW THE GERMAN WORD FOR CHANCELLOR IS 71 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:20,593 "BUNDES-KANSSLERIN?" ( LAUGHTER ) 72 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,763 ( APPLAUSE ) THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. 73 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:35,942 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Louis: WOW. 74 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,944 >> Stephen: THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT HE WAS AN IGNORANT 75 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:40,647 LITTLE BITCH. 76 00:04:40,713 --> 00:04:42,081 AS BAD AS HE WAS TO THE PEOPLE HE WORKED WITH, HE WAS EVEN 77 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:45,952 WORSE TO HIS FAMILY, BECAUSE, ACCORDING TO THE BOOK, 78 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:51,024 THE EX-PRESIDENT NEARLY FIRED JARED AND IVANKA VIA TWEET. 79 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:55,194 THAT WOULD BE AN AWFUL WAY TO FIND OUT THEY'D LOST THEIR JOBS 80 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:56,195 AS... 81 00:04:56,262 --> 00:05:00,700 HANDBAG BLONDEFACE? 82 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,602 HAUNTED SCARECROW? 83 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:06,906 HIS-AND-HERS TOWEL RACKS? 84 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,375 I DENT KNOW WHAT THEY DID. 85 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:11,944 APPARENTLY, HE BROUGHT UP THE PROSPECT OF FIRING THEM WITH 86 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:13,079 THEN-CHIEF OF STAFF JOHN KELLY, WHO TOLD HIM THAT BEFORE 87 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:16,683 TWEETING THE NEWS, HE HAD TO SPEAK TO JARED AND IVANKA 88 00:05:16,749 --> 00:05:17,884 DIRECTLY FIRST. 89 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:19,986 YES, PEOPLE SHOULDN'T LEARN LIFE-CHANGING NEWS FROM A TWEET. 90 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:23,790 I MEAN, YOU'D HATE TO SEE THIS IN YOUR DOCTOR'S FEED: 91 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:27,960 @ CHRISTOPHER SMITH, GOT UR RESULTS. 92 00:05:28,027 --> 00:05:28,528 LET'S SAY: LEASE, DON'T BUY. 93 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:31,731 #YOLO. 94 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:34,033 ( APPLAUSE ) IN THE END-- IT'S DARK. 95 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,235 IT'S A LITTLE DARK. 96 00:05:36,302 --> 00:05:40,373 >> Louis: A LITTLE BIT. 97 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:44,544 >> Stephen: IN THE END, THE EX-PRESIDENT DID WHAT HE'D DONE 98 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:46,279 HIS WHOLE LIFE: HE AVOIDED HIS CHILDREN. 99 00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:47,747 HE NEVER FIRED THEM, AND AS WE ALL KNOW, JARED WENT ON TO 100 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:49,215 ACHIEVE MIDDLE EAST PEACE. 101 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:51,384 ( LAUGHTER ) HABERMAN ALSO REPORTS THAT 102 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:55,254 BECAUSE OF THE EX-PRESIDENT'S TENDENCY TO REPEAT WHATEVER 103 00:05:55,321 --> 00:06:00,626 HE HAD JUST HEARD, HIS AIDES STARTED CALLING HIM "A 104 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:01,094 SOPHISTICATED PARROT." 105 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:01,894 C'MON, GUYS. 106 00:06:01,961 --> 00:06:04,764 HE'S MUCH MORE OF A HORNY COCKATOO. 107 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:07,467 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 108 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:09,669 THAT'S A REALLY FLATTERING DESCRIPTION. 109 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:12,238 THAT IS A VERY FLATTERING DESCRIPTION. 110 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:16,776 HE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY. 111 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:18,978 ELSEWHERE IN HER BOOK, THE FORMER PRESIDENT RIPPED INTO 112 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:22,281 FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS, CALLING HIM "FAT," "PHONY," AND 113 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:24,584 "WHINY," ADDING, "PLUS, DeSANTIS ALWAYS PROJECTS HIS INSECURITIES 114 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:25,885 ONTO OTHER PEOPLE! 115 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:29,689 AND HIS BUTT LOOKS SO HUGE IN THOSE TENNIS SHORTS!" 116 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:31,657 ( LAUGHTER ) WE ALSO LEARNED THAT THE FORMER 117 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:35,061 PRESIDENT CONSIDERED BOMBING DRUG LABS IN MEXICO. 118 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:38,998 THANKFULLY, AT THE LAST MINUTE, DON JR. TALKED HIM OUT OF IT. 119 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:43,736 AND THEN JUST TALKED AND TALKED AND TALKED. 120 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:48,107 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 121 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:50,910 ( APPLAUSE ) THE GUY-- THE GUY-- "DON'T DO 122 00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:51,844 IT, DAD. 123 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,446 DON'T DO IT, DAD." 124 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:55,214 THE GUY WHO ALMOST GOT HIM TO DO THE BOMBING WAS SOME PUBLIC 125 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:57,316 HEALTH OFFICIAL WHO CAME INTO THE OVAL OFFICE WEARING A DRESS 126 00:06:57,383 --> 00:07:00,520 UNIFORM. 127 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:02,155 THE RESPONSE FROM WHITE HOUSE AIDES WAS NOT TO TRY TO CHANGE 128 00:07:02,221 --> 00:07:04,891 THE FORMER PRESIDENT'S VIEW ABOUT BOMBING MEXICO, BUT TO 129 00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:06,692 CONSIDER ASKING THAT HEALTH OFFICIAL NOT TO WEAR HIS 130 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:10,163 UNIFORM TO THE OVAL OFFICE ANYMORE, BECAUSE THE FORMER 131 00:07:10,229 --> 00:07:15,001 PRESIDENT IS SO EASILY INFLUENCED BY ANYONE IN UNIFORM. 132 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:16,569 I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT HIS CABINET: 133 00:07:16,636 --> 00:07:19,405 DIRECTOR OF HOMELAND SECURITY, HEAD OF INFRASTRUCTURE, 134 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:23,876 SECRETARY OF THE NAVY, SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR, 135 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:27,180 DIRECTOR OF THE BUREAU OF INDIAN AFFAIRS. 136 00:07:27,246 --> 00:07:29,182 AND, OF COURSE, SECRETARY OF LEATHER BOYS. 137 00:07:29,248 --> 00:07:37,023 ( APPLAUSE ) WOW. 138 00:07:37,089 --> 00:07:39,559 YOU ARE AN EASILY MANIPULATED MOB. 139 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:40,760 THANK YOU! 140 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:42,428 THE EX-PRESIDENT WAS ALSO PRETTY UPSET ABOUT THE WHOLE COVID 141 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:42,728 THING... 142 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:44,630 KIND OF. 143 00:07:44,697 --> 00:07:48,568 BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH HE PLAYED DOWN THE VIRUS IN EARLY 2020, 144 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:51,938 HE CAST HIMSELF AS THE VICTIM, SAYING, "CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS 145 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:54,440 HAPPENED TO ME?" FIRST OF ALL,WE STILL CAN'T 146 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:56,876 BELIEVE YOU HAPPENED TO US! 147 00:07:56,943 --> 00:08:11,824 LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 148 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:13,659 LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 149 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:19,031 GOTTA SAY, HIS COURAGE IN THE FACE OF CRISIS REMINDS ME OF 150 00:08:19,098 --> 00:08:20,666 F.D.R.'S FAMOUS ADDRESS AFTER PEARL HARBOR: 151 00:08:20,733 --> 00:08:21,934 >> DECEMBER 7, 1941: A DATE THAT I CAN'T BELIEVE HAPPENED TO ME! 152 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,103 I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO THE MOVIES THAT DAY! 153 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:29,408 I HAD TICKETS TO SEE "DUMBO!" NO FAIR, JAPAN! 154 00:08:29,475 --> 00:08:30,042 >> Stephen: OH, HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT MIGHT 155 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:32,445 BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE. 156 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:34,981 FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE GREAT RECESSION, THE SUPERRICH 157 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:36,616 DID NOT GET RICHER THIS YEAR. 158 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:41,087 ( APPLAUSE ) HELL, YES. 159 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:43,522 I WILL TOAST TO THAT. 160 00:08:43,589 --> 00:08:46,993 ALEXA, ORDER CHAMPAGNE FROM AMAZON! 161 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:50,963 TAKE THAT, BEZOS. 162 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:54,166 ONE BILLIONAIRE HIT ESPECIALLY HARD IS META C.E.O. AND FIRST 163 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:58,971 FACE YOU SEE WHEN YOU COME TO AT THE BOTTOM OF A WELL, MARK 164 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:02,875 ZUCKERBERG. 165 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:05,378 ( LAUGHTER ) IS HE DOWN THERE WITH YOU? 166 00:09:05,444 --> 00:09:06,212 IS THAT IT? 167 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,047 HE'S DOWN THERE WITH YOU IN THE WELL? 168 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:11,150 IS HE A MOLE MAN, IS THAT WHAT IT IS? 169 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:14,453 OR IS HE AT THE TOP LOOKING DOWN AT YOU SAYING, "PUT THE LOTION 170 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,655 ON YOUR BODY." 171 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,857 IN 2021, ZUCKERBERG WAS NUMBER THREE ON THE "FORBES 400," BUT 172 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,525 THIS YEAR, HE FELL OUT OF THE TOP 10 FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 173 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:21,727 2014. 174 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:22,795 THAT MUST BE TOUGH. 175 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:24,330 BUT YOU'D NEVER KNOW HE'S UPSET. 176 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:24,864 OR HAPPY. 177 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:25,431 OR HUNGRY. 178 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:28,100 HE IS A ROBOT. 179 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:32,071 THINGS ARE EVEN WORSE FOR OTHER BILLIONAIRES, LIKE TECH 180 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:36,842 ENTREPRENEURS AND TWINS WHO EACH SECRETLY THINK THE OTHER IS THE 181 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:40,479 SPARE ORGAN FARM, CAMERON AND TYLER WINKLEVOSS. 182 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:48,154 UNLIKE ZUCK, WHO MERELY DROPPED A COUPLE SPOTS IN THE RANKINGS, 183 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:51,724 THIS YEAR, THE WINKLEVOSSESES FELL OFF THE LIST ALTOGETHER. 184 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:57,563 BUT DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT JOBS. 185 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,465 THEY CAN ALWAYS FALL BACK ON THEIR BAND. 186 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:00,733 ( TO TUNE OF "DON'T STOP BELIEVING" ) 187 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,535 ♪ SOME'LL WIN, SOME WILL LOSE, SOME ARE BORN TO SING THE BLUES 188 00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:05,037 >> Stephen: AND SOME WERE BORN NOT TO SING AT ALL. 189 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:05,905 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 190 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:15,414 SPEAKING OF-- SPEAKING OF SINGERS, 191 00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:19,085 CONCERT-GOERS IN D.C. GOT A RARE TREAT LAST NIGHT WHEN LIZZO 192 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:20,219 PLAYED A VERY SPECIAL FLUTE. 193 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:24,457 AS SHE EXPLAINS: >> THIS WAS FROM THE EARLY 194 00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:28,561 1800s, AND THIS WAS A GIFT TO JAMES MADISON FROM A FRENCH 195 00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:31,964 CRYSTAL FLUTE DESIGNER TO CELEBRATE HIS SECOND TERM. 196 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:35,001 THERE WAS A FIRE WHEN HE WAS AWAY, AND THE ONLY TWO THINGS 197 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:40,206 THAT WERE SAVED WERE A PORTRAIT OF GEORGE WASHINGTON AND THIS 198 00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:44,643 CRYSTAL FLUTE RIGHT HERE. 199 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:46,912 >> Stephen: NOW, THE HOUSE HE WAS AWAY FROM, BY THE WAY, IS 200 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,180 THE WHITE HOUSE, AND THE FIRE SHE'S DESCRIBING IS THE BRITISH 201 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:52,018 BURNING IT DOWN DURING THE WAR OF 1812. 202 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,886 ANYWAY, GO AHEAD, THE FLUTE? 203 00:10:53,953 --> 00:11:01,160 ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) 204 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:08,200 ♪ ♪ ♪ ( CHEERING ) 205 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:16,976 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> BITCH, I JUST TWERKED AND 206 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:23,916 PLAYED JAMES MADISON'S FLTE FROM THE 1800s! 207 00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:24,383 ( APPLAUSE ). 208 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:24,683 >> Stephen: YEAH! 209 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:30,523 YEAH! 210 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:36,862 THAT'S FANTASTIC. 211 00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:38,064 AND I THINK IT'S WHAT JAMES MADISON WOULD'VE WANTED. 212 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:41,734 THAT'S WHY HE WROTE IN THE BILL OF RIGHTS, "YOU'RE 100% THAT 213 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:42,802 BITCH!" THIS WAS SO COOL. 214 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,403 AND LIZZO REALLY PUT IT INTO CONTEXT: 215 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:47,206 >> WE JUST MADE HISTORY TONIGHT ( CHEERING ) 216 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:48,808 THANK YOU TO THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS FOR PRESERVING OUR 217 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:52,311 HISTORY AND MAKING HISTORY FREAKING COOL. 218 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:55,147 HISTORY IS FREAKING COOL, YOU GUYS. 219 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:58,551 >> Stephen: WOW. 220 00:11:58,617 --> 00:12:02,555 WHAT AN INCREDIBLE GIFT TO EVERY DORKY SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER IN 221 00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:05,658 AMERICA: "WELL, KIDS, I'M NOT THE ONLY 222 00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:06,659 ONE WHO THINKS HISTORY IS FREAKING COOL. 223 00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:09,195 I KNOW A CERTAIN LADY WHO AGREES. 224 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:13,265 HER NAME IS LIE-ZO. 225 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,935 NOW IT'S-- ABOUT DANG TIME 226 00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:17,937 TO TURN YOUR TEXTBOOKS TO PAGE 92, 'THE BATTLE OF 227 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:19,705 TICONDEROGA.'" WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 228 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:20,973 TONIGHT! 229 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,709 LATER I'LL BE TALKING TO STAR OF THE MOVIE, "SMILE," BUT WHEN WE 230 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,778 COME BACK, MR. ANDERSON COOPER. 231 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:09,922 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, 232 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:19,698 GIVE IT UP FOR THE BAND! 233 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:22,668 ( APPLAUSE ) YOU REALLY SHOULD BE HERE. 234 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,703 YOU REALLY SHOULD BE HERE HEARING THIS TONIGHT. 235 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,672 YOU GUYS SOUND AMAZING. 236 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:30,142 LOUIS, WE ARE-- YOU GUYS ALWAYS SOUND FANTASTIC. 237 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:32,478 YOU SOUND PARTICULARLY ENERGIZED TONIGHT. 238 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,781 TELL ME WHO WE HAVE SITTING IN WITH THE BAND TONIGHT, PLEASE. 239 00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:38,751 >> Louis: SWEEPING THE WORLD OF MUSIC, WE'VE GOT THE 240 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:41,854 INCREDIBLE CLYDE AND GRACIE FROM THE BAND LAWRENCE. 241 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:46,992 ( APPLAUSE ) >> THANK YOU GUYS FOR HAVING US. 242 00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:47,826 >> Stephen: THANK YOU. 243 00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,662 YOU SOUND AMAZING. 244 00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:52,264 I GOT TWO PEOPLE, I GOT TWO PEOPLE, TOO. 245 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:55,201 I GOT SOSIE BACON. 246 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:58,270 STAR OF THE MOVIE "SMILE" WILL BE OUT HERE IN A LITTLE BIT. 247 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:01,574 >> Stephen: I SAW THE COMMERCIALS. 248 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,308 TERRIFYING. 249 00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:05,544 I'LL NEVER SMILE AT ANYONE AGAIN. 250 00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:11,083 AND WE'LL ALSO HAVE A YOUNG MAN NAMED ANDERSON COOPER WHO WILL 251 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:13,018 BE OUT HERE. 252 00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,087 VERY TALENTED YOUNG MAN. 253 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,923 ( APPLAUSE ) SPEAKING OF WHICH, 254 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:23,195 MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A CNN ANCHOR AND HOST OF "ANDERSON 255 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:24,330 COOPER 360." 256 00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:27,299 PLEASE WELCOME, BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," ANDERSON COOPER! 257 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,368 HELLO, ANDERSON COOPER! 258 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:37,076 ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) 259 00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:39,178 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 260 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:47,052 >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO. 261 00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:47,953 GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 262 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,021 >> NICE TO SEE YOU. 263 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:51,056 >> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 264 00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:55,494 FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME, THIS IS YOUR 14th 265 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,963 APPEARANCE-- >> IS IT REALLY. 266 00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,732 >> Stephen: ON "THE LATE SHOW." 267 00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:04,103 >> IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'M SWEARING A SMOCK. 268 00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:05,904 >> Stephen: WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SUIT. 269 00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:09,975 >> IT'S AN ODE TO CUNNINGHAM. 270 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,076 DO YOU REMEMBER HIM? 271 00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:13,479 IT'S AN INSIDE JOKE AND ONE PERSON GOT IT. 272 00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:17,916 >> Stephen: THEY SAY IF YOU CAN REACH ONE PERSON, THOSE ARE 273 00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:18,817 TERRIBLE RATINGS. 274 00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:21,420 ( LAUGHTER ) >> I KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT. 275 00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:25,924 >> Stephen: NOW, IT IS JUST A LITTLE AFTER 6:00 RIGHT NOW. 276 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,593 WE TAPED THE SHOW EARLIER. 277 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:31,997 WE KNOW AROUND 3:00 THIS AFTERNOON, HURRICANE IAN MADE 278 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:33,932 LANDFALL-- >> A CATEGORY 4. 279 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:35,701 >> Stephen: MASSIVE CATEGORY 4. 280 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,536 WHAT DO WE KNOW SO FAR? 281 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:41,774 >> SUSTAINED WINDS AT SOME POINT 150 MILES PER HOUR, VERY 282 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,209 HIGH-LEVEL CATEGORY 4, COULD HAVE BEEN A CATEGORY 5. 283 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,646 WHAT'S WEIRD IS IT'S A SIMILAR TRACK TO HURRICANE CHARLIE, 284 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:50,582 ANYONE DOWN IN FLORIDA IN 2004. 285 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:56,522 AND THAT-- THAT VEERED OFF TAMPA BAY, WHERE I WAS IN 2004. 286 00:15:56,588 --> 00:16:00,726 SO THAT DAMAGE COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT WORSE. 287 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,495 IAN IS MUCH BIRTHER THAN #CHARLIE. 288 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:06,131 THE POTENTIAL STORM SURGE, OTHER POTENTIAL FOR WIND DAMAGES IS 289 00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:07,299 REALLY GREAT. 290 00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:10,836 IT SLOWED DOWN A LITTLE BIT RIGHT BEFORE IT MADE LANDFALL, 291 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,272 WHICH MEANS IT IS GOING TO BE OVER LAND A LITTLE BIT LONGER. 292 00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:16,275 THERE ARE ALREADY EARLY REPORTS OF PEOPLE TRAPPED IN HOME. 293 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,711 POLICE-- 911 CALLS BEING OVERWHELMED. 294 00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:21,480 BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE'S POTENTIALLY BILLIONS OF DOLLARS 295 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:22,648 IN DAMAGE. 296 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,050 AND, OBVIOUSLY, THE VERY REAL POTENTIAL FOR LOSS OF LIFE. 297 00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:27,119 >> Stephen: NOW, I THOUGHT TONIGHT WE'D BE TALKING TO YOU 298 00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:28,754 ABOUT THE JANUARY 6 HEARINGS. 299 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,589 >> YTHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TODAY. 300 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,825 >> Stephen: BUT IN FACT THAT WAS POSTPONED BECAUSE THE 301 00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:34,126 HURRICANE WAS COMING IN. 302 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:35,894 LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT IT IN GENERAL. 303 00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:37,663 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN ANTICIPATING? 304 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,332 BECAUSE THEY'RE SAYING THAT-- FIRST THEY SAID THE HEARINGS 305 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:41,500 WOULD BE RESUMING IN THE FALL. 306 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:42,668 >> RIGHT. 307 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,637 >> Stephen: AND THEN WE GOT THE WORD THIS WAS GOING TO BE 308 00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:47,306 THE ONLY PLANNED HEARING FOR THE FALL. 309 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:48,407 >> RIGHT. 310 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:49,708 >> Stephen: WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD IN YOUR REPORTING THAT 311 00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:51,210 THEY'RE PLANNING TO DO OR SHOW? 312 00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:52,211 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING? 313 00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:56,415 >> I KNOW THEY WILL BE SHOWING SOME VIDEOS AND -- 314 00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:57,449 >> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE? 315 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,385 >> I HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT THEY ARE. 316 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:00,452 >> Stephen: WHAT'S YOUR IDEA OF WHAT THEY ARE? 317 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,821 >> I-- I WOULDN'T GO INTO IT. 318 00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:03,255 ( LAUGHTER ). 319 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:04,690 >> Stephen: WHY? 320 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,191 YOU'RE A NEWSMAN. 321 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,993 REPORT, REPORT WHAT YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO BE. 322 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,661 WHATDO YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO BE? 323 00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:11,697 >> I-- I-- YEAH. 324 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,866 I'M JUST NOT GOING TO GO INTO IT. 325 00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:15,200 >> Stephen: BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE CONFIRMATION? 326 00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:17,202 >> NO, I'M JUST NOT-- I DON'T KNOW. 327 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:18,070 I DON'T KNOW. 328 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:18,871 I DON'T KNOW. 329 00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:20,939 >> Stephen: ARE YOU IN THESE VIDEOS? 330 00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:22,841 ( LAUGHTER ) ARE THESE PEOPLE FRIENDS OF 331 00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:24,243 YOURS IN THESE VIDEOS? 332 00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:28,981 WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT'S IN THE VIDEOS, ANDERSON COOPER? 333 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,284 >> THEY'RE GOING TO BE SHOWING SOME VIDEOS-- SOME DOCUMENTARY 334 00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:34,520 STUFF THAT WAS ALREADY ON CNN THAT IS REPORTED THAT THEY'RE 335 00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:35,721 GOING TO SHOW. 336 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,424 I'M NOT SURE WHAT ELSE THEY'RE GOING TO SHOW OR WHAT PARTS OF 337 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:41,927 STUFF THEY'RE GOING TO SHOW. 338 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,796 >> Stephen: I THINK YOU DO KNOW. 339 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,931 ( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WON'T TELL 340 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,000 ANDERSON, WHAT HAVE YOU MADE OF IT SO FAR? 341 00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:50,636 BECAUSE CERTAINLY GOING INTO IT, THERE WAS A LOT OF WORRY THIS 342 00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:52,805 WAS GOING TO BE A NOTHING BURGER. 343 00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:55,541 >> I THINK IT'S BEEN VERY WELL ORGANIZED. 344 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,709 THE INFORMATION IS STUNNING THAT THEY HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIND. 345 00:17:57,776 --> 00:18:00,612 IT STUNS ME THAT THIS WAS NOT SOMETHING THAT THE ENTIRE 346 00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:05,584 CONGRESS EMBRACED, REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS, AND HAVE A 347 00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:08,320 9/11-STYLE COMMISSION TO ACTUALLY INVESTIGATE THE LARGEST 348 00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:09,888 ATTACK ON OUR DEMOCRACY SINCE 9/11. 349 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:11,423 >> Stephen: BECAUSE SOME OF THEM WERE IN ON IT. 350 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,125 THAT'S WHY. 351 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:18,764 ( APPLAUSE ) THEY CAN'T-- THEY CAN'T-- 352 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:23,035 >> STILL, THE LEADERSHIP SHOULD HAVE-- I MEAN, THE IDEA THAT 353 00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:29,174 THIS IS NOT SOMETHING WHICH WAS EMBRACED BY-- ON A BIPARTISAN 354 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:32,778 BASIS ACROSS THE BOARD IS JUST OUTRAGEOUS. 355 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,480 >> Stephen: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK MADE THE DIFFERENCE ON 356 00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:38,617 THE HEARING, EVERYBODY ON THAT PANEL, EVERYBODY ON THE HEARINGS 357 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,486 THINKS THE HEARINGS SHOULD BE HAPPENING. 358 00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:41,353 THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE. 359 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:42,521 THERE'S NO SABOTAGE GOING ON. 360 00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:46,859 >> LOOK, YOU DO-- LOOK, THERE IS TREMENDOUS BRAVERY ON THAT 361 00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,126 PANEL. 362 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:51,463 LIZ CHENEY, ADAM KINZINGER, WHO ARE REPUBLICANS HAVE SACRIFICED 363 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,967 THEIR POLITICAL CAREERS, THEIR POLITICAL FUTURES, AT LEAST FOR 364 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,569 NOW, FOR STANDING UP FOR THE TRUTH AND TRYING TO GET AT WHAT 365 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,972 IS TRUE AND WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. 366 00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:02,574 AND THERE'S STILL-- THE FACT THAT WE STILL DON'T KNOW SO MUCH 367 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:05,511 OF WHAT HAPPENED, THE FACT THAT THE CELL PHONE COMMUNICATIONS OF 368 00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:10,249 THE SECRET SERVICE AGENTS AROUND THE PRESIDENT HAVE-- WERE WIPED? 369 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:13,519 I MEAN-- >> Stephen: THEY SAID THEY GOT 370 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:15,254 THOUSANDS OF PAGES OF INFORMATION FROM THE SECRET 371 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,789 SERVICE AND THEY GOT A BUNCH OF THE PHONES SEIZED. 372 00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:20,526 IS THAT WHAT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WON'T TELL ME? 373 00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:22,294 IS THAT WHAT YOU HAVE? 374 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:22,761 THAT'S NOT. 375 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,796 >> THAT'S NOT IT. 376 00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:25,998 THEY MIGHT HAVE VIDEO OF THAT. 377 00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:28,767 >> Stephen: IS IT SOME FUN TIKTOKS YOU DON'T WANT TO SHARE 378 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,002 WITH ME. 379 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:30,936 WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, BUT IF YOU CAN STAY THERE, I'LL 380 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,971 BEBACK WITH MORE ANDERSON COOPER, EVERYBODY. 381 00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:50,923 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WE'RE BACK HERE 382 00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:54,927 WITH YOUNG ANDERSON COOPER. 383 00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:59,865 OKAY, NEWS TODAY THAT McCONNELL SAYS HE IS GOING TO 384 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:04,136 SUPPORT LEGISLATION THAT CHANGES THE ELECTORAL COUNT ACT THAT 385 00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:05,671 BASICALLY UNDERLINES THE FACT THAT A VICE PRESIDENT CAN'T PICK 386 00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:06,538 WHO THE NEXT PRESIDENT IS. 387 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:07,539 >> YES. 388 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:08,440 >> Stephen: OKAY. 389 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,576 >> I LOVE HOW MUCH OF A NEWS GEEK YOU ARE. 390 00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:11,877 I REALLY-- I REALLY LIKE IT. 391 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,613 >> Stephen: I WATCH YOU EVERY NIGHT, ANDERSON COOPER. 392 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:15,581 ( LAUGHTER ). 393 00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:20,619 >> LOOK, THIS IS-- ( APPLAUSE ) 394 00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,254 YEAH, NO -- >> Stephen: I'M GOING TO BE 395 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,456 REALLY MAD WHEN I FIND OUT WHAT YOU DIDN'T SHOW ME. 396 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:28,060 >> THE FACT THAT MITCH McCONNELL IS BACKING THIS IS A 397 00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:29,294 BIG DEAL. 398 00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:32,664 THIS IS THE ELECTORAL COUNT ACT, IT'S BASICALLY GOING TO CHANGE 399 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:37,502 THE WAY THAT THE ELECTORAL COUNT IS ACTUALLY CERTIFIED IN 400 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:38,670 CONGRESS. 401 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,340 IT WILL MAKE-- IT WILL JUST CLARIFY THINGS THAT WEREN'T SO 402 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:44,776 CLEAR ON JANUARY 6, SO THAT A THING LIKE JANUARY 6 MAKES IT 403 00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:46,411 HARDER FOR IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN. 404 00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:48,747 IT WILL MAKE SURE PEOPLE REALIZE-- 405 00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:51,617 ( APPLAUSE ) THAT THE ROLE OF THE VICE 406 00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:52,951 PRESIDENT IS PURELY CEREMONIAL. 407 00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:56,755 HE ACTUALLY REALLY CAN'T DO ANYTHING ON THAT DAY, OTHER THAN 408 00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:59,958 JUST READ THE STUFF THAT'S WRITTEN FOR HIM, AND BE 409 00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,126 CEREMONIAL ON THAT DAY. 410 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:04,096 >> Stephen: RIGHT, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY. 411 00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:05,998 >> WELL... 412 00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:06,498 NOW, YOU KNOW... 413 00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:07,532 >> Stephen: COME ON. 414 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:08,467 COME ON! 415 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:09,601 >> WELL. 416 00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:11,436 >> Stephen: ISN'T IT CRAZY NOT ALL THE REPUBLICANS IN THE 417 00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:14,072 SENATE ARE WILLING TO SUPPORT IT? 418 00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:16,375 TED CRUZ SAYS HE WON'T VOTE FOR IT. 419 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:19,978 >> TED CRUZ SAYS HE'S NOT GOING TO VOTE FOR IT-- I'M 420 00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:23,482 PARAPHRASING HIM-- I THINK IT'S IT WILL BE HARDER FOR CONGRESS 421 00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:24,549 TO CATCH FRAUD. 422 00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:27,319 THE THING IS WHAT'S SO FRUSTRATING ABOUT THIS IS 2020 423 00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:32,624 ELECTION WAS ACTUALLY IS AMONG THE MOST REMARKABLE ELECTIONS, 424 00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:34,693 IN THE MIDST OF A PANDEMIC. 425 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:38,997 REPUBLICANS, DEMOCRATS, THERE WAS HUGE TURNOUT ACROSS THE 426 00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:39,865 BOARD. 427 00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:42,334 ( APPLAUSE ) IT WAS HUGELY SUCCESSFUL. 428 00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:47,105 THERE WAS NO WIDESPREAD VOTER FRAUD. 429 00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:50,842 EVERY RECOUNT THAT'S BEEN DONE, EVERY STUDY THAT'S BEEN DONE, 430 00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:51,710 THERE JUST WASN'T. 431 00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,745 IT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN. 432 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:57,282 AND SO NOW-- SO TED CRUZ'S LINE IS, "THIS WILL MAKE IT HARDER 433 00:21:57,349 --> 00:22:03,055 FOR CONGRESS TO CATCH FRAUD," HE'S JUST KOWTOWING TO THE -- 434 00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:06,558 YOU KNOW, THE LOONIES IN HIS DISTRIBUTE WHO-- IN HIS 435 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:10,095 PARTICULAR STATE, WHO HE NEEDS IN CASE HE, YOU KNOW, GETS TO 436 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,063 RUN FOR PRESIDENT. 437 00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:12,898 >> Stephen: WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK. 438 00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:14,299 BUT STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 439 00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:16,935 WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL TALK ABOUT ANDERSON'S NEW PODCAST 440 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,070 ABOUT GRIEF "ALL THERE IS." 441 00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:19,137 STICK AROUND. 442 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:43,962 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: BAND ON THE RUN. 443 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,298 HEY, EVERYBODY, IT'S ANDERSON COOPER. 444 00:22:46,364 --> 00:22:49,201 YOU HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT FULL-TIME JOB. 445 00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:50,435 THAT IS DAD. 446 00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:51,636 >> YES. 447 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:54,172 >> Stephen: HERE YOU ARE WITH YOUR SON WYATT, TWO YEARS OLD. 448 00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:56,007 >> YEAH. 449 00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:59,010 HE JUST-- HE LEARNED THE THUMBS-UP. 450 00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:01,179 >> Stephen: HERE'S THE NEWCOMER IN THE HOUSE. 451 00:23:01,246 --> 00:23:02,614 >> THAT'S SEBASTIAN. 452 00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:03,715 SHE'S VERY SKEPTICAL. 453 00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:04,916 >> Stephen: SEVEN MONTHS. 454 00:23:04,983 --> 00:23:08,220 WE TALKED ABOUT THE LAST TIME YOU WERE ON HERE HOW WYATT HAS 455 00:23:08,286 --> 00:23:09,855 TAKEN TO SEBASTIAN. 456 00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:11,289 IS THAT STILL HOLDING? 457 00:23:11,356 --> 00:23:12,157 >> IT'S GREAT. 458 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,358 I WAS VERY CONCERNED ABOUT THAT. 459 00:23:13,425 --> 00:23:16,762 I HAD THIS WHOLE THING WHERE I GOT ATTACKED BECAUSE I SORT OF 460 00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:21,366 INTIMATED TO YOU THAT WYATT AND I WERE KIND OF MOCKING SEBASTIAN 461 00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:22,200 WHEN HE CRIED-- YOU. 462 00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:24,269 >> Stephen: WERE ATTACKED BY VIEWERS. 463 00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:25,270 >> PEOPLE IN GENERAL. 464 00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:25,971 >> Stephen: OH, PEOPLE. 465 00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:28,340 >> PARENTS. 466 00:23:28,406 --> 00:23:29,841 ANYWAY-- WHO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. 467 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,410 NO, NO, SO WYATT IS GREAT. 468 00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:35,547 I WAKE UP WYATT FIRST, AND THEN HE WANTS TO COME WITH ME TO WAKE 469 00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:36,414 UP SEBASTIAN. 470 00:23:36,481 --> 00:23:39,785 AND HE LIKES TO GET IN SEBASTIAN'S CRIB. 471 00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:42,888 HE HAS THIS THING NOW-- I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM-- I WANT 472 00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:44,089 TO SMELL SEBASTIAN. 473 00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:45,891 I WANT TO SMELL THE BABY. 474 00:23:45,957 --> 00:23:47,559 AND I SAY SMELL THE BABY. 475 00:23:47,626 --> 00:23:49,561 AND HE SMELLS THE BABY'S HEAD. 476 00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:54,566 AND EVERY TIME HE SAYS THE THAM SING, "HE SMELLS LIKE AN ANGEL." 477 00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:55,500 >> Stephen: WOW. 478 00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:57,569 >> I'M LIKE ARE YOU FROM A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. 479 00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,137 >> Stephen: GET THAT KID OVER TO HALLMARK. 480 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:00,172 >> I KNOW, I KNOW. 481 00:24:00,238 --> 00:24:01,873 >> Stephen: YOU HAVE A NEW PODCAST. 482 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:03,108 >> I DO. 483 00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:06,311 >> Stephen: THAT'S CALLED "ALL THERE IS," AND IT'S ABOUT GRIEF. 484 00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:07,312 >> YES. 485 00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:09,948 >> Stephen: AND I WAS YOUR FIRST GUEST. 486 00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:14,352 >> YOU WERE MY SECOND-- YOU WERE MY FIRST GUEST BUT THE SECOND 487 00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:15,220 EPISODE OF THE PODCAST. 488 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:18,256 >> Stephen: BUT I WAS THE FIRST GUEST. 489 00:24:18,323 --> 00:24:21,026 >> WHEN I DECIDED TO DO THE PODCAST YOU WERE THE FIRST 490 00:24:21,092 --> 00:24:23,995 PERSON I HAD IN MIND BECAUSE YOU AND I HAD A CONVERSATION A 491 00:24:24,062 --> 00:24:28,099 COUPLE OF WEEKS AFTER MY MOM DIED THAT SO PROVING MOVING TO 492 00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:31,736 ME AND A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO SAW IT, AND YOU SPEAK ABOUT 493 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:35,841 GRIEF AND LOSS IN THE MOST PROFOUND, MOST MOVING AND 494 00:24:35,907 --> 00:24:37,909 THOUGHTFUL WAY OF I THINK ANYBODY I'VE EVER SPOKEN TO 495 00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:39,044 ABOUT IT. 496 00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:42,447 AND SO I KNEW I WANTED TO SPEAK TO YOU FOR THIS PODCAST. 497 00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:46,051 AND STEVEN AND I HAD A CONVERSATION-- EPISODE TWO OF 498 00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:49,821 THIS PODCAST-- IT'S REALLY-- I MEAN, I REALLY THINK IT IS AMONG 499 00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:52,057 THE MOST PROFOUND CONVERSATIONS I HAVE EVER HAD. 500 00:24:52,123 --> 00:24:54,526 >> Stephen: IT'S VERY MEANINGFUL TO ME. 501 00:24:54,593 --> 00:24:55,961 AND I'M VERY GRATEFUL. 502 00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:58,864 AND I ADMIRE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE EXPLORING THE SUBJECT, 503 00:24:58,930 --> 00:25:00,932 GRIEF AND LOSS, THAT EVERYBODY AT SOME POINT IN THEIR LIFE HAS 504 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,468 TO DEAL WITH AND ALMOST NOBODY WANTS TO TALK ABOUT. 505 00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:04,703 IT'S A GREAT SERVICE. 506 00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:07,239 >> IT MAKES PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE AS YOU CAN TELL BY THE SILENCE 507 00:25:07,305 --> 00:25:09,741 IN THE ROOM RIGHT NOW, WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE. 508 00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:10,842 >> Stephen: SURE. 509 00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:12,978 >> BUT IT'S-- BUT IT IS SOMETHING THAT WE WILL ALL GO 510 00:25:13,044 --> 00:25:15,513 THROUGH, IF WE HAVEN'T ALREADY, IF YOU HAVEN'T OUT THERE 511 00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:16,448 ALREADY, YOU'RE LUCKY. 512 00:25:16,514 --> 00:25:17,916 BUT YOU WILL GO THROUGH THIS. 513 00:25:17,983 --> 00:25:21,386 AND TO BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT IT AND TO BE ABLE TO THINK ABOUT IT 514 00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:25,390 IN NEW AND DIFFERENT WAYS, I MEAN, YOU LOST YOUR FATHER, TWO 515 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:28,793 OF YOUR BROTHERS, PETER AND PAUL, WERE KILLED WHEN YOU WERE 516 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,161 10 YEARS OLD IN A PLANE CRASH. 517 00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:32,864 I LOST MY DAD WHEN I WAS 10 YEARS OLD. 518 00:25:32,931 --> 00:25:35,634 THAT CHANGED THE TRAJECTORY OF THE REST OF OUR LIVES. 519 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,936 IT CHANGED THE PEOPLE THAT WE WERE. 520 00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:42,574 I KNOW WE BOTH MARK TIME FROM THAT DAY-- THAT DAY BECAME THE 521 00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:43,508 NEW YEAR 0. 522 00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:45,210 IT'S LIKE THE CLOCKS RESET. 523 00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:45,810 >> Stephen: SURE. 524 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,746 >> I'M A DIFFERENT PERSON. 525 00:25:47,812 --> 00:25:52,584 AND I HAVEN'T-- I HAVEN'T DEALT WITH ALL THE LOSSES THAT I HAD 526 00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:54,185 IN MY LIFE REALLY, UNTIL NOW. 527 00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:57,188 I STARTED GOING THROUGH MY MOMMIA THINGS AFTER SHE DIED. 528 00:25:57,255 --> 00:25:59,157 AND I JUST FOUND IT OVERWHELMING. 529 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,960 BECAUSE I WAS ALSO GOING THROUGH MY DAD'S STUFF, BECAUSE HE DIED 530 00:26:02,027 --> 00:26:04,262 WHEN I WAS 10 -- >> Stephen: THAT'S A 40-YEAR 531 00:26:04,329 --> 00:26:05,163 GAP IN YOUR LIFE. 532 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,298 >> AND MY BROTHER. 533 00:26:06,364 --> 00:26:08,700 >> Stephen: OF COURSE YOUR BROTHER DIED WHEN YOU WERE IN 534 00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:09,100 YOUR 20s. 535 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:10,302 >> HE WAS 21. 536 00:26:10,368 --> 00:26:12,003 >> Stephen: THAT'S 40 YEARS AND 30 YEARS BEFORE YOU STARTED 537 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:13,138 DEALING WITH ANY OF THAT. 538 00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:15,774 YOU FIND THINGS-- ONE OF THE THINGS YOU TALK ABOUT, ABOUT 539 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:20,011 FINDING OF YOUR MOTHER'S, GLORIA VANDERBILT, YOU FIND THESE 540 00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:22,380 OBJECTS THAT TRIGGER THESE EMOTIONS FOR YOU. 541 00:26:22,447 --> 00:26:24,482 WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS YOU HAVE FOUND THAT HAVE BEEN THE 542 00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:25,617 MOST PROFOUND FOR YOU. 543 00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:28,386 >> THEY HAVE BEEN AMAZING STUFF. 544 00:26:28,453 --> 00:26:31,222 MY MOM WAS GLORIA VANDERBILT AND LIVED THIS KIND OF EPIC LIFE. 545 00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:33,458 THERE IS JUST ALL THESE BOXES OF STUFF. 546 00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:34,693 SHE NEVER THREW ANYTHING AWAY. 547 00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:37,829 YOU OPEN UP ONE, AND IT'S CORN FLAKES FROM 1953 FROM THIS MOVE. 548 00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:44,102 AND YOU OPEN UP ANOTHER AND IT'S A PILE OF, LIKE, TELEGRAM LOVE 549 00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:47,205 LETTERS FROM FRANK SINATRA WHILE THEY WERE HAVING A THING. 550 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,074 >> Stephen: THIS IS THEM HAVING THEIR THING IN 1954. 551 00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:52,010 >> THIS IS THEM HAVING THEIR THING. 552 00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:54,713 THEIR THING DIDN'T LAST -- >> Stephen: YOUR MOTHER IS 553 00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:55,113 RADIANT. 554 00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:55,447 LOOK AT THAT. 555 00:26:55,513 --> 00:26:56,715 >> I KNOW. 556 00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:59,484 SO WHAT'S -- >> Stephen: GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE 557 00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:00,652 OF THE TELEGRAM. 558 00:27:00,719 --> 00:27:04,289 >> THE TELEGRAM SAID, "STAR, COME INTO TOWN, YOUR FELLA ON 559 00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:06,891 THE WHITE HORSE, RING-A-DING-DING." 560 00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:10,028 IT'S JUST EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD WANT A LOVE TELEGRAM -- 561 00:27:10,095 --> 00:27:12,597 >> Stephen: HE HAD SOMEONE FROM WARNER BROTHERS WRITE THAT. 562 00:27:12,664 --> 00:27:14,766 >> IT'S ALWAYS FROM AIRPORTS AND ON PLANES. 563 00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:19,137 HE'S LIKE, "I'M IN MELBOURNE ON MY WAY TO YOU, STAR. 564 00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:21,473 I THINK OF YOU MORE THAN I SHOULD. 565 00:27:21,539 --> 00:27:23,408 CALL ME. 566 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:24,809 CRESTVIEW, 475." 567 00:27:24,876 --> 00:27:28,780 JUST-- IT'S-- AND I'M SITTING THERE, THIS IS KIND OF AMAZING 568 00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:31,449 AND WHAT DO I DO WITH THESE THINGS? 569 00:27:31,516 --> 00:27:37,622 YEAH AND SO I WANTED -- >> Stephen: SO AND YOU RONAN 570 00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:40,725 FARROW MIGHT BE FRANK SINATRA'S FUN. 571 00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:42,127 A LOT TO GO THROUGH THERE. 572 00:27:42,193 --> 00:27:42,660 A LOT TO PROCESS. 573 00:27:42,727 --> 00:27:43,895 >> A LOT TO UNPACK. 574 00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:45,897 >> Stephen: NOW, HAVING THESE CONVERSATIONS WITH OTHER PEOPLE 575 00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:48,199 AND THEIR GRIEF HAS THAT CHANGED-- 576 00:27:48,266 --> 00:27:49,134 >> ABSOLUTELY. 577 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,835 >> Stephen: HOW YOU LOOK AT YOUR OWN GRIEF? 578 00:27:50,902 --> 00:27:51,870 >> ABSOLUTELY. 579 00:27:51,936 --> 00:27:53,004 >> Stephen: HOW YOU EXAMINE IT? 580 00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:56,541 >> IT'S MADE ME REFRAME SCPR RETHINK THE STORIES I TELL 581 00:27:56,608 --> 00:27:57,542 MYSELF. 582 00:27:57,609 --> 00:27:59,277 WE ALL HAVE THESE NARRATIVES WE TELL OURSELVES. 583 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:06,818 IN AN EPISODE FROM TODAY, I TALK TO DR. MILLER, HIS SISTER DIED 584 00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:08,019 BY SUICIDE. 585 00:28:08,086 --> 00:28:10,522 THE RELEASE TODAY IS ABOUT MY BROTHER'S SUICIDE WHEN HE WAS 586 00:28:10,588 --> 00:28:11,322 23. 587 00:28:11,389 --> 00:28:12,957 HE KILLED HIMSELF IN FRONT OF MY MOM. 588 00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:15,760 AND IT'S ABOUT THE RIPPLE EFFECTS OF IT, AND ONE OF THE 589 00:28:15,827 --> 00:28:20,732 THINGS HE TALKS ABOUT IS HOW-- HOW HE VIEWS-- HE DOESN'T VIEW 590 00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:22,167 SORROW AS THE ENEMY. 591 00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:24,736 HE DOESN'T VIEW TEARS AS THE ENEMY. 592 00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:26,905 HE DOESN'T EVEN VIEW DEATH AS THE ENEMY. 593 00:28:26,971 --> 00:28:28,473 YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER. 594 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:31,409 HE TALKS ABOUT HOW THE STORIES WE TELL OURSELVES, WE GET STUCK 595 00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:32,343 IN THESE STORIES. 596 00:28:32,410 --> 00:28:34,279 "I'M THE KIND OF GUY WHO DOES THIS. 597 00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:36,948 I'M THE KIND OF PERSON WHO FEELS THIS." 598 00:28:37,015 --> 00:28:39,050 AND YOU CAN CHANGE THE STORIES YOU TELL YOURSELF, AND YOU CAN 599 00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:42,053 CHANGE THE WAY-- THE WAY I WAS SEEING MY MOM AND MY DAD AND MY 600 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:47,459 BROTHER WAS THROUGH THE EYES OF A 10-YEAR-OLD BOY WHEN MY DAD 601 00:28:47,525 --> 00:28:48,693 DIED. 602 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,995 TO SUDDENLY NOW SEE THEM AS A 55-YEAR-OLD MAN WHO HAS CHILDREN 603 00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:58,403 OF THEIR OWN, IT'S-- IT REFRAMES HOW YOU THINK ABOUT THEIR LOSS, 604 00:28:58,470 --> 00:29:01,973 AND ALSO HAVING KIDS HAS BEEN A TREMENDOUS, EXTRAORDINARY 605 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:07,612 EXPERIENCE BECAUSE I KNOW I WANT TO PASS ON... 606 00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:09,747 I WANT TO... 607 00:29:09,814 --> 00:29:14,519 PASS ON WHO MY DAD WAS, WHO MY MOM WAS, AND WHO MY BROTHER WAS, 608 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:19,257 TO MY KIDS WITHOUT IT BEING KIND OF CLOAKED IN SADNESS AND, LIKE, 609 00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:20,492 MYSTERY TO THEM. 610 00:29:20,558 --> 00:29:23,795 I JUST-- I WANT THEM TO KNOW WHO THEY WERE AND ALL THE MEMORIES 611 00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:27,732 THAT I HAVE, I WOULD LIKE THEM TON A LOT OF THOSE STORIES. 612 00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:30,969 BECAUSE TO ME ONE OF THE SADDEST THINGS ABOUT WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR 613 00:29:31,035 --> 00:29:33,671 FAMILY, WHEN YOU ARE THE LAST ONE LEFT FROM YOUR IMMEDIATE 614 00:29:33,738 --> 00:29:37,709 FAMILY, IS YOU ARE-- YOU'RE LIKE THE LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER ON THIS 615 00:29:37,775 --> 00:29:38,543 ISLAND. 616 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:39,711 YOU'RE THE KEEPER OF ALL THE MEMORIES. 617 00:29:39,777 --> 00:29:42,914 YOU'RE THE LAST ONE WHORM REMEMBERS ALL THOSE LITTLE 618 00:29:42,981 --> 00:29:45,116 STORIES THAT AKE UP YOUR FAMILY'S LIFE. 619 00:29:45,183 --> 00:29:49,354 THE IDEA OF THOSE STORIES DYING ALONG WITH MY FAMILY, TO BE ABLE 620 00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:52,390 TO PASS THOSE STORIES ON IS TREMENDOUSLY IMPORTANT. 621 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:56,928 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WELL, THE PODCAST 622 00:29:56,995 --> 00:29:58,263 YOU'RE DOING I THINK IS VERY IMPORTANT. 623 00:29:58,329 --> 00:29:58,830 THANK YOU FOR DOING IT. 624 00:29:58,897 --> 00:29:59,797 >> THANK YOU. 625 00:29:59,864 --> 00:30:05,904 >> Stephen: ANDERSON, LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 626 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:07,539 HIS PODCAST IS "ALL THERE IS" AND HIS BOOK, "VANDERBILT," IS 627 00:30:07,605 --> 00:30:08,940 NOW AVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK. 628 00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:11,943 IT'S ANDERSON COOPER, EVERYBODY! 629 00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:13,244 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE STAR OF THE MOVIE, "SMILE," 630 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:14,312 SOSIE BACON. 631 00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:33,965 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, 632 00:30:34,032 --> 00:30:36,167 ALREADY IN PROGRESS. 633 00:30:36,234 --> 00:30:42,373 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT 634 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,978 GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACTRESS YOU KNOW FROM "NARCOS: MEXICO" AND 635 00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:48,246 SHE NOW STARS IN THE FILM, "SMILE." 636 00:30:48,313 --> 00:30:52,717 PLEASE WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW," SOSIE BACON! 637 00:30:52,784 --> 00:31:05,930 ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) 638 00:31:05,997 --> 00:31:08,132 >> Stephen: PLEASE, PLEASE, SIT AND ENJOY. 639 00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:08,866 >> SO COOL. 640 00:31:08,933 --> 00:31:09,500 >> Stephen: WELCOME. 641 00:31:09,567 --> 00:31:11,002 >> OH, MY GOSH, THANK YOU! 642 00:31:11,069 --> 00:31:13,538 >> Stephen: WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW." 643 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:17,609 AND IS THIS TRUE THIS IS YOUR LATE-NIGHT TV DEBUT? 644 00:31:17,675 --> 00:31:18,243 >> YES. 645 00:31:18,309 --> 00:31:19,210 IT'S SO COOL. 646 00:31:19,277 --> 00:31:20,245 WHAT A NICE THEATER. 647 00:31:20,311 --> 00:31:21,980 >> Stephen: IT'S GOING-- IT'S GOING GREAT SO FAR. 648 00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:23,047 >> IT IS, OKAY. 649 00:31:23,114 --> 00:31:25,483 >> Stephen: I NOTICD VERY FEW MISTAKES. 650 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:28,453 >> LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY NOTES. 651 00:31:28,519 --> 00:31:31,256 >> Stephen: AS THE DAUGHTER OF KEVIN BACON AND KYRA SEDGWICK, 652 00:31:31,322 --> 00:31:33,524 YOU ARE NO STRANGER TO ACTING. 653 00:31:33,591 --> 00:31:35,059 YOU SAW IT GROWING UP. 654 00:31:35,126 --> 00:31:37,895 YOUR PARENTS ARE BOTH INCREDIBLY GIFTED ACTORS. 655 00:31:37,962 --> 00:31:41,366 BUT WHEN DID YOU-- WERE YOU-- WERE YOU ENCOURAGED TO DO IT? 656 00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:45,169 >> I FEEL LIKE IT'S KIND OF THIS STORY THAT, LIKE, THEY DIDN'T 657 00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:48,973 WANT ME TO DO IT BECAUSE I MAYBE SAID THAT ONE TIME WHEN I WAS 658 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,542 NERVOUS, BUT THEY WEREN'T, LIKE, "DON'T DO IT. 659 00:31:51,609 --> 00:31:56,381 YOU'RE GOING TO--" YOU KNOW, OAFS NEITHER HERE NOR THERE. 660 00:31:56,447 --> 00:31:58,216 THEY WEREN'T FORCING ME TO DO IT. 661 00:31:58,283 --> 00:31:59,183 THEY WEREN'T DISCOURAGING IT. 662 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,551 >> Stephen: DID THEY INTRODUCE YOU TO THE IDEA? 663 00:32:00,618 --> 00:32:03,254 >> I THINK THAT IT WAS JUST IN OUR FAMILY. 664 00:32:03,321 --> 00:32:07,058 LIKE, WE ARE, YOU KNOW, PERFORMERS. 665 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:08,293 >> Stephen: DID YOU RUN LINES WITH YOUR FOLKS? 666 00:32:08,359 --> 00:32:09,460 >> YEAH, I DID. 667 00:32:09,527 --> 00:32:13,598 SO I WAS ACTUALLY JUST REMINDING MY DAD OF THIS STORY THAT, 668 00:32:13,665 --> 00:32:17,702 LIKE-- LIKE, WHEN I WAS THINK SEVEN OR EIGHT-- I KNOW I WAS 669 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:21,472 VERY YOUNG -- AND I DID THIS AFTER-SCHOOL ACTING PROGRAM. 670 00:32:21,539 --> 00:32:23,775 AND WE WERE REHEARSING AND PUTTING ON A PLAY. 671 00:32:23,841 --> 00:32:27,945 SO, NATURALLY, I BROUGHT THE PLAY HOME, RAN IT WITH MY DAD. 672 00:32:28,012 --> 00:32:32,884 HE TOLD ME IT WAS AN IRISH PLAY AND, THEREFORE, I HAD TO DO THE 673 00:32:32,950 --> 00:32:33,484 ACCENT. 674 00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:34,519 AND I WAS SEVEN. 675 00:32:34,585 --> 00:32:38,022 AND SO I WAS LIKE, "UH-HUH, YEAH, OKAY, TELL ME." 676 00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:39,657 I, LIKE, RAN IT WITH HIM. 677 00:32:39,724 --> 00:32:43,528 I WENT TO THE THEATER, AND IN THE PERFORMANCE, I WAS FULL ON 678 00:32:43,594 --> 00:32:45,430 DOING, LIKE, AN IRISH ACCENT. 679 00:32:45,496 --> 00:32:48,266 AND NO OTHER SEVEN-YEAR-OLDS WERE DOING IT. 680 00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:50,868 LIKE, IT WAS JUST ME UP THERE COMMITTED. 681 00:32:50,935 --> 00:32:52,570 "I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD." 682 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:55,740 >> Stephen: I WONDER WHICH CHILD ON STAGE IS KYRA 683 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:56,708 SEDGWICK'S AND SOSIE BACON'S. 684 00:32:56,774 --> 00:32:59,944 >> IS IT THE NOSE OR THE ACCENT? 685 00:33:00,011 --> 00:33:02,347 >> Stephen: BIG BIRTHDAY FOR THIS YEAR. 686 00:33:02,413 --> 00:33:02,780 YOU TURNED 30. 687 00:33:02,847 --> 00:33:03,614 >> YES. 688 00:33:03,681 --> 00:33:06,584 >> Stephen: THAT'S A LOVELY MILESTONE. 689 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:07,151 ( APPLAUSE ). 690 00:33:07,218 --> 00:33:07,819 >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 691 00:33:07,885 --> 00:33:08,820 IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US. 692 00:33:08,886 --> 00:33:11,122 >> Stephen: I WOULD-- I WOULD STILL BUY 29. 693 00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:12,890 >> WOULD YOU? 694 00:33:12,957 --> 00:33:13,691 OH, OKAY. 695 00:33:13,758 --> 00:33:15,326 >> Stephen: YOU COULD STILL PLAY 29. 696 00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:18,296 NOW, YOU GOT YOURSELF A PRESENT, AND I UNDERSTAND IT DIDN'T WORK 697 00:33:18,363 --> 00:33:21,032 OUT EXACTLY THE WAY YOU HAD ORIGINALLY INTENDED. 698 00:33:21,099 --> 00:33:21,833 >> YEAH, NO. 699 00:33:21,899 --> 00:33:23,701 >> Stephen: WHO ARE WE SEEING HERE? 700 00:33:23,768 --> 00:33:25,236 >> THAT'S DIAMOND. 701 00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:29,140 I CALL HER MY STRIPPER HORSE. 702 00:33:29,207 --> 00:33:30,742 SHE WAS NAMED THAT WHEN I GOT HER. 703 00:33:30,808 --> 00:33:33,878 I WAS HAVING, YOU KNOW, A BIT OF A MOMENT ABOUT TURNING 30. 704 00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:39,650 I GOT, LIKE, PROBABLY 19 OR 10 TATTOOS AND A HORSE, AND I -- 705 00:33:39,717 --> 00:33:41,886 >> Stephen: DID YOU REALLY GET SOME INK? 706 00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:43,221 >> YES, I DID, I DID. 707 00:33:43,287 --> 00:33:45,723 >> Stephen: YOU GOT SOME INK. 708 00:33:45,790 --> 00:33:46,991 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 709 00:33:47,058 --> 00:33:51,496 >> IT WAS JUST-- IT WAS KIND OF LIKE AN IDENTITY CRISIS-- I BOAT 710 00:33:51,562 --> 00:33:53,231 A BELLYBUTTON RING I HAVE SINCE TAKEN OUT. 711 00:33:53,297 --> 00:33:54,432 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON. 712 00:33:54,499 --> 00:33:55,700 BUT THE POINT IS THE HORSE. 713 00:33:55,767 --> 00:34:01,706 THAT'S THE THING THAT'S REALLY-- I RODE HORSES, LIKE, GROWING UP, 714 00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:02,940 BUT NOT ENOUGH TO GET ONE. 715 00:34:03,007 --> 00:34:03,908 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 716 00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:04,909 IT'S NOT A SMART IDEA. 717 00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:07,812 >> Stephen: YOU NEVER HAD A HORSE BEFORE. 718 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,714 >> NO, NEVER OWNED A HORSE BEFORE. 719 00:34:09,781 --> 00:34:11,215 I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TRAIN THEM. 720 00:34:11,282 --> 00:34:12,817 AND THESE HORSE PEOPLE ARE LIKE -- 721 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,419 >> Stephen: DO YOU LIVE IN AN APARTMENT. 722 00:34:14,485 --> 00:34:19,424 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE BRINGING THE HORSE UP THERE YOU WITH YOU. 723 00:34:19,490 --> 00:34:22,326 >> I WAS GOING TO BOARD HER SOMEWHERE IN CALIFORNIA THAT WAS 724 00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:23,561 CLOSE BY. 725 00:34:23,628 --> 00:34:26,864 ANYWAY, HORSE PEOPLE, THEY'RE LIKE, DON'T GO WITH SOMEBODY WHO 726 00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:29,200 HAS NVER RIDDEN BEFORE TO BUY YOUR FIRST HORSE. 727 00:34:29,267 --> 00:34:33,871 DON'T GET A HORSE THAT'S PRETTY AND CHEAP, EVERYONE WILL--" 728 00:34:33,938 --> 00:34:34,305 WHATEVER. 729 00:34:34,372 --> 00:34:35,306 I DIDN'T LISTEN. 730 00:34:35,373 --> 00:34:37,308 ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: SO YOU WENT WITH 731 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:38,776 SOMEBODY-- >> I FOUND HER ONLINE. 732 00:34:38,843 --> 00:34:42,480 >> Stephen: YOU BOUGHT A HORSE ON ETSY! 733 00:34:42,547 --> 00:34:44,816 FROM ZAPPOS! 734 00:34:44,882 --> 00:34:45,650 FREE DELIVERY? 735 00:34:45,716 --> 00:34:48,119 >> SHE WAS DELIVERED IN A BIG, BIG BOX. 736 00:34:48,186 --> 00:34:50,054 >> Stephen: A LOT OF PACKING PEANUTS. 737 00:34:50,121 --> 00:34:51,856 SO YOU BOUGHT A HORSE ONLINE. 738 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:55,026 >> NO, I FOUND HER ONLINE, AND THEN I DROVE UP TO CORONA. 739 00:34:55,092 --> 00:34:57,161 I RODE HER A LITTLE. 740 00:34:57,228 --> 00:34:58,329 I WALKED ON HER. 741 00:34:58,396 --> 00:34:59,197 GREAT, PERFECT. 742 00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:00,131 SHE'S CHEAP. 743 00:35:00,198 --> 00:35:01,165 SHE'S PRETTY. 744 00:35:01,232 --> 00:35:01,632 SHE'S MINE. 745 00:35:01,699 --> 00:35:02,300 >> Stephen: SURE. 746 00:35:02,366 --> 00:35:04,469 >> I GOT CASH FROM THE A.T.M. 747 00:35:04,535 --> 00:35:08,072 I LITERALLY GIVE IT TO THIS WOMAN. 748 00:35:08,139 --> 00:35:09,273 IT WAS A BIG RUSH. 749 00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:11,576 >> Stephen: THAT'S A CHEAP HORSE. 750 00:35:11,642 --> 00:35:15,913 YOU GOT CASH FROM AN A.T.M.WITH THE DO YOU TAKE QUARTERS? 751 00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:18,783 CAN I PAY YOU IN CAMEL CASH." 752 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:21,786 >> SHE WAS NAY RUSH TO SELL THIS HORSE BECAUSE THERE WAS A HIGH 753 00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:22,920 DEMAND FOR HER. 754 00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:27,558 >> Stephen: YES, WHEN SOMETHING IS OF HIGH DEMAND 755 00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:30,528 YOU'RE REALLY EAGER TO GET RID OF IT FOR A REALLY LOW PRICE. 756 00:35:30,595 --> 00:35:33,264 THAT'S HOW ECONOMICS WORKS. 757 00:35:33,331 --> 00:35:34,265 GO AHEAD. 758 00:35:34,332 --> 00:35:34,999 YES, GO AHEAD. 759 00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:35,700 SHE CERTAINLY IS BEAUTIFUL. 760 00:35:35,766 --> 00:35:37,602 >> IT MADE A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE. 761 00:35:37,668 --> 00:35:39,570 ANYWAY, I GOT HER BACK TO THE BARN. 762 00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:40,438 SHE WAS CRAZY. 763 00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:42,373 I THINK THEY DRUGGED HER WHEN I MET HER. 764 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,508 IT WAS JUST-- YEAH. 765 00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:44,976 >> Stephen: YOU HAD A DRUGGED HORSE? 766 00:35:45,042 --> 00:35:50,147 >> NO, NO, IT HAD WORN OFF BY THE TIME SHE GOT TO THE BARN SO 767 00:35:50,214 --> 00:35:50,915 SHE WAS OFF THE WALLS. 768 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,583 >> Stephen: A WILD HORSE. 769 00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:55,152 >> I DON'T THINK SHE HAD BEEN RIDDEN MUCH. 770 00:35:55,219 --> 00:35:56,521 >> Stephen: WHAT'S THE RELATIONSHIP LIKE? 771 00:35:56,587 --> 00:35:57,989 >> WE'VE GROWN. 772 00:35:58,055 --> 00:35:58,589 WE'VE REALLY GROWN. 773 00:35:58,656 --> 00:35:59,957 I GOT IA TRAINER FOR HER. 774 00:36:00,024 --> 00:36:02,527 DON'T WORRY, HORSE PEOPLE, I DIDN'T TRY TO TRAIN HER MYSELF. 775 00:36:02,593 --> 00:36:04,962 >> Stephen: I WANT TO POINT OUT YOU ARE NOT SHOWN RIDING 776 00:36:05,029 --> 00:36:05,897 THIS HORSE. 777 00:36:05,963 --> 00:36:08,132 >> NO, I SWEAR I SENT PICTURES OF ME RIDING. 778 00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:09,867 >> Stephen: YOU'RE ACTUALLY RIDING THIS HORSE. 779 00:36:09,934 --> 00:36:12,003 >> I AM, ACTUALLY. 780 00:36:12,069 --> 00:36:13,170 SHE'S GREAT. 781 00:36:13,237 --> 00:36:13,871 WE TROT. 782 00:36:13,938 --> 00:36:14,505 WE CANTOR. 783 00:36:14,572 --> 00:36:16,274 HER STEERING IS IT ON POINT. 784 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:16,841 >> Stephen: FANTASTIC. 785 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:18,142 >> IT TOOK A LONG TIME. 786 00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:19,377 >> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. 787 00:36:19,443 --> 00:36:20,578 >> THANK YOU. 788 00:36:20,645 --> 00:36:22,613 >> Stephen: I BET THE HORSE TURNED OUT TO BE MORE EXPENSIVE 789 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,715 THAN YOU THOUGHT. 790 00:36:24,782 --> 00:36:25,950 >> 100%. 791 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:29,020 MAYBE, LIKE, QUADRUPLE THE PRICE OF WHAT SHE ORIGINALLY WAS AND 792 00:36:29,086 --> 00:36:31,522 DOUBLE THE PRICE OF A HORSE THAT WAS JUST TRAINED, YOU KNOW, WHEN 793 00:36:31,589 --> 00:36:33,891 I PURCHASED IT. 794 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,092 GREAT LEARNING EXPERIENCE. 795 00:36:35,159 --> 00:36:36,394 >> Stephen: IT IS. 796 00:36:36,460 --> 00:36:37,528 YOU KNOW WHAT? 797 00:36:37,595 --> 00:36:39,697 YOUR 40th BIRTHDAY, GET YOURSELF SOMETHING REALLY NICE. 798 00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:42,033 >> ELEPHANT? 799 00:36:42,099 --> 00:36:42,700 >> Stephen: EXACTLY. 800 00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:44,635 YOU HAVE A NEW MOVIE. 801 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:48,673 ( APPLAUSE ) THE NEW MOVIE IS CALLED "SMILE." 802 00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:50,541 AND THE ADS ARE TERRIFYING. 803 00:36:50,608 --> 00:36:51,742 >> YES. 804 00:36:51,809 --> 00:36:54,345 >> Stephen: YOU CAN TELL ME-- ARE YOU GOIN TO GIVE TOO MUCH 805 00:36:54,412 --> 00:36:57,481 AWAY OR CAN YOU TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT'S 806 00:36:57,548 --> 00:36:58,583 HAPPENING? 807 00:36:58,649 --> 00:37:00,017 AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, IF SOMEBODY SMILES AT YOU, YOU'RE 808 00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:01,085 DEAD. 809 00:37:01,152 --> 00:37:03,588 >> I JUST DON'T WANT TO RUIN IT BECAUSE IT IS REALLY 810 00:37:03,654 --> 00:37:05,990 UNEXPECTED-- BASICALLY, NO. 811 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,292 I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU TOO MUCH. 812 00:37:08,359 --> 00:37:09,393 >> Stephen: OKAY. 813 00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:10,728 >> I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT TO ASSUME IT'S NOT A GOOD THING 814 00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:13,698 WHEN SOMEONE SMILES WITH EYES THAT ARE, LIKE, DEAD, YOU 815 00:37:13,764 --> 00:37:14,699 KNOW... 816 00:37:14,765 --> 00:37:16,500 >> Stephen: YES, THAT'S NEVER A VERY GOOD IDEA. 817 00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:17,969 WE HAVE A CLIP HERE. 818 00:37:18,035 --> 00:37:20,304 DO YOU NEED TO SET THIS UP? 819 00:37:20,371 --> 00:37:23,541 BECAUSE-- WHAT DO THEY NEED TO KNOW TO BE BE TERRIFIED HERE. 820 00:37:23,608 --> 00:37:24,675 >> GOT IT. 821 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:25,876 ROSE IS MY CHARACTER. 822 00:37:25,943 --> 00:37:30,247 SHE IS A PSYCHIATRIST WHO WORKS IN THE EMERGENCY PSYCHIATRIC 823 00:37:30,314 --> 00:37:31,148 UNIT OF A HOSPITAL. 824 00:37:31,215 --> 00:37:32,049 >> Stephen: YES. 825 00:37:32,116 --> 00:37:33,884 >> AND SHE'S EXPERIENCED TRAUMA AS A KID. 826 00:37:33,951 --> 00:37:35,486 YOU KIND OF FIND THAT OUT. 827 00:37:35,553 --> 00:37:39,223 AND THEN SHE SEES SOMETHING HORRIFIC, AND IT FORCES HER TO 828 00:37:39,290 --> 00:37:42,026 FACE THAT TRAUMA SHE'S BEEN TRYING TO AVOID. 829 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,227 DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? 830 00:37:43,294 --> 00:37:45,763 >> Stephen: YES, AND THERE'S A SMILE SOMEHOW INVOLVED IN IT. 831 00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:48,966 >> I CAN'T -- >> Stephen: BUT IT'S IN THE 832 00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:50,234 DAMN TRAILER! 833 00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:52,303 YOU'RE TALK, YOU'RE A THERAPIST TALKING TO YOUR THERAPIST ABOUT 834 00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:54,071 THE TRAUMA THAT YOU'VE EXPERIENCED. 835 00:37:54,138 --> 00:37:55,006 JIM. 836 00:37:55,072 --> 00:37:57,708 >> HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY IS THERE. 837 00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:03,080 >> I'M PRETTY SURE MY FIANCE THINKS I'M CRAZY. 838 00:38:03,147 --> 00:38:07,351 MY SISTER HAS JUST TOTALLY SHUT ME OUT. 839 00:38:07,418 --> 00:38:14,859 AND NOW, MY FORMER THERAPIST IS MAKING UNANNOUNCED HOUSE CALLS 840 00:38:14,925 --> 00:38:18,896 TO ENSURE THAT I AM NOT A DANGER. 841 00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:19,664 SO... 842 00:38:19,730 --> 00:38:22,333 OTHER THAN, THAT I'M REALLY GOOD. 843 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:33,277 ( PHONE RINGING ) >> THIS YOU GET THAT? 844 00:38:33,344 --> 00:38:34,779 >> WHAT? 845 00:38:34,845 --> 00:38:36,247 >> ROSE? 846 00:38:36,313 --> 00:38:37,114 IT'S MADELYN. 847 00:38:37,181 --> 00:38:39,984 I'VE BEEN TRYING YOUR MOBILE ALL MORNING. 848 00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:46,457 I'M VERY CONCERNED ABOUT HOW WE LEFT THINGS YESTERDAY. 849 00:38:46,524 --> 00:38:46,857 ROSE? 850 00:38:46,924 --> 00:38:47,858 ARE YOU THERE? 851 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:02,640 HAS A SUPER CREEPY SMILE. 852 00:39:02,707 --> 00:39:03,841 DO YOU HAVE A CREEPY SMILE? 853 00:39:03,908 --> 00:39:04,608 >> YES. 854 00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:06,777 >> Stephen: I HAVE A CREEPY SMILE. 855 00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:09,280 DO YOU WANT TO COMPARE CREEPY SMILES? 856 00:39:09,346 --> 00:39:10,247 >> ON THREE. 857 00:39:10,314 --> 00:39:11,749 >> Stephen: WE SHOULD LOOK AT THE SAME CAMERA. 858 00:39:11,816 --> 00:39:13,317 >> OH, THAT ONE? 859 00:39:13,384 --> 00:39:17,388 >> Stephen: ONE, TWO, THREE... 860 00:39:17,455 --> 00:39:24,061 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 861 00:39:24,128 --> 00:39:25,563 >> YOURS IS REALLY GOOD! 862 00:39:25,629 --> 00:39:26,497 >> Stephen: THANK YOU. 863 00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:28,232 >> YOU'VE GOT TEETH SHOWING AND EVERYTHING. 864 00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:29,467 >> Stephen: I DO HAVE TEETH SHOWING. 865 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:32,770 IT'S ONE OF THE THINGS I DO WHEN I SMILE. 866 00:39:32,837 --> 00:39:33,938 YOU HAVE LOVELY TEETH. 867 00:39:34,004 --> 00:39:36,173 YOU HAVE MUCH NICER TEETH THAN I DO. 868 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:37,508 >> WELL, I MEAN-- REALLY. 869 00:39:37,575 --> 00:39:38,676 >> Stephen: YES. 870 00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:42,146 WHAT I WILL NOT SAY TO A WOMAN IS, "YOU SHOULD SMILE MORE." 871 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:43,080 >> EXACTLY. 872 00:39:43,147 --> 00:39:44,315 >> Stephen: SOSIE IT WAS LOVELY TO MEET YOU. 873 00:39:44,381 --> 00:39:46,016 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 874 00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:48,919 >> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR TERRIFYING US. 875 00:39:48,986 --> 00:39:50,988 SOSIE BACON, EVERYBODY. 876 00:40:11,809 --> 00:40:12,843 >> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW." 877 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:13,778 TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUEST WILL BE GEORGE CLOONEY. 878 00:40:13,844 --> 00:40:15,946 STICK AROUND FOR JAMES CORDEN. 879 00:40:16,013 --> 00:40:18,015 GOOD NIGHT.