1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:03,970 >> TEXAS SENATOR TED CRUZ MAKING NEWS. 2 00:00:04,037 --> 00:00:07,240 FIRST, IN HIS NEW BOOK, THE SENATOR ADMITS TO HIDING IN A 3 00:00:07,307 --> 00:00:09,642 SUPPLY CLOSET DURING THE INSURRECTION. 4 00:00:09,709 --> 00:00:13,480 AND THEN LAST NIGHT, HE WAS BOOED AND FLIPPED OFF BY ANGRY 5 00:00:13,546 --> 00:00:16,149 FANS AT YANKEE STADIUM. >> REMEMBER WHEN THOSE 6 00:00:16,216 --> 00:00:18,985 INSURRECTIONS WANTED TO MURDER YOU? 7 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:22,355 >> IT'S TIME FOR THE SEVENTH INNING STRETCH. 8 00:00:22,422 --> 00:00:23,590 THIS ONE IS DEDICATED TO SENATOR TED CRUZ. 9 00:00:23,656 --> 00:00:38,538 (SUNG TO "TAKE ME OUT TO THE >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE 10 00:00:38,605 --> 00:00:58,425 (SUNG TO "TAKE ME OUT TO THE >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE 11 00:00:58,491 --> 00:01:06,366 SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT." TONIGHT: 12 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:14,941 THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM. PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES: 13 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:18,678 SECRETARY PETE BUTTIIEG AND INA GARTEN 14 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:21,981 FEATURING LOUIS CATO AND THE LATE SHOW BAND. 15 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:27,954 AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK 16 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:32,926 CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 17 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:37,363 ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ). 18 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:52,312 ♪ ♪ ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 19 00:01:52,378 --> 00:01:57,784 ♪ ♪ ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 20 00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:03,423 >> Audience: STEPHEN! STEPHEN! 21 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:04,991 >> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY. 22 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:09,762 YOU'RE VERY KIND. WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO "THE 23 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:13,633 LATE SHOW." I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. 24 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:16,336 WE'VE BEEN OFF FOR A WEEK. WE'VE BEEN OFF FOR A WEEK. 25 00:02:16,402 --> 00:02:18,938 WE'RE TANNED. WE'RE RESTED, WE'RE READY. 26 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:21,341 A LOT OF STUFF HAPPENED. IF YOU'RE A BRIT-O-PHILE, 27 00:02:21,407 --> 00:02:26,346 THERE'S HUGE NEWS IN MERRY OLD U.K. BECAUSE THEY'RE GETTING A 28 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:28,948 NEW PRIME MINISTER! I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND HOW 29 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:33,119 THEY HAVE A NEW ONE, BECAUSE THEY VOTE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF 30 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:34,854 THE ROAD. BUT HOWEVER THEY DO IT, IT'S 31 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:37,390 OFFICIAL: THE U.K.'S NEXT PRIME MINISTER 32 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:41,194 WILL BE FORMER CHANCELLOR RISHI SUNAK, WHO WILL BE BRITAIN'S 33 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:44,797 FIRST LEADER OF SOUTH ASIAN DESCENT, ITS FIRST HINDU PRIME 34 00:02:44,864 --> 00:02:48,635 MINISTER, AND THE NATION'S FIRST LEADER OF COLOR. 35 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:51,905 WHICH MEANS BRITONS WILL BE ABLE TO RUN THEIR ENTIRE POWER GRID 36 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:53,206 OFF THE TURBINES CONNECTED TO QUEEN VICTORIA SPINNING IN HER 37 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:55,842 GRAVE. ( LAUGHTER ) 38 00:02:55,909 --> 00:03:01,047 YOU KNOW. A DIFFERENT VIEW. 39 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:04,651 DIFFERENT VIEW ON SUCH MATTERS, WAS WHAT I'M SAYING. 40 00:03:04,717 --> 00:03:07,220 SUNAK GOT THE JOB AFTER THE FORMER PRIME MINISTER LIZ TRUSS 41 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:11,758 RESIGNED ON THURSDAY. WOW. 42 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:14,060 # ROUGH YEAR TO BE A LIZ IN THE 43 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:15,728 U.K. ( LAUGHTER ) 44 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:20,667 TRUSS NOW HOLDS THE DISTINCTION OF BEING THE U.K.'S 45 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:24,070 SHORTEST-SERVING PRIME MINISTER EVER AFTER HOLDING THE TITLE FOR 46 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,638 JUST 45 DAYS. THAT'S NOT A TERM IN OFFICE. 47 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:28,608 THAT'S A JUICE CLEANSE. ( LAUGHTER ) 48 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:33,413 SO... ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 49 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:38,084 NOTHING? THANK YOU. 50 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:44,657 CONGRATULATIONS TO INCOMING PRIME MINISTER SUNAK. 51 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,960 AND, LIZ, TO COMMEMORATE YOUR HISTORICALLY SHORT TERM IN 52 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:50,029 OFFICE, WE'VE COMPILED ALL OUR FAVORITE MOMENTS FROM YOUR TERM. 53 00:03:50,096 --> 00:04:01,574 ("I WILL REMEMBER YOU" PLAYING) ( APPLAUSE ) 54 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:06,112 >> Stephen: SPEAKING OF VOTING, PLEASE DO IT WHILE YOU STILL 55 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:09,182 CAN, BECAUSE AS THE MIDTERMS APPROACH, A RECENT "NEW YORK 56 00:04:09,248 --> 00:04:13,886 TIMES"/SIENA COLLEGE/WENDY'S BACONATOR POLL SHOWS 71% OF ALL 57 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:19,993 VOTERS BELIEVE THAT DEMOCRACY IS AT RISK. 58 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:21,294 AND THE OTHER 29% SAY, "THIS POLL IS RIGGED! 59 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:25,865 HANG MIKE PENCE!" ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 60 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:33,072 MIKE PENCE? SO 71% BELIEVES DEMOCRACY IS IN 61 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:35,575 PERIL, AND YET, ONLY 7% IDENTIFIED THAT AS THE MOST 62 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:38,678 IMPORTANT PROBLEM FACING THE COUNTRY. 63 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:41,014 KIND OF HARD TO FIX ANYTHING ELSE WITHOUT A FUNCTIONING 64 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:49,422 DEMOCRACY: "HELLO, 9-1-1? 65 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:51,124 I JUST CRASHED MY PONTIAC INTO A TREE, AND NOW IT'S ON FIRE. 66 00:04:51,190 --> 00:04:52,992 CAN YOU SEND SOMEONE IMMEDIATELY TO FIX MY SIX-CD CHANGER? 67 00:04:53,059 --> 00:04:55,561 YES, I STILL HAVE A 6-CD CHANGER. 68 00:04:55,628 --> 00:05:00,266 DIRE STRAITS. BROTHERS IN ARMS." 69 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:06,005 ( LAUGHTER ) GREAT SONG. 70 00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:08,074 THESE POLL RESULTS HAVE RAISED CONCERNS THAT DEMOCRATIC EROSION 71 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:11,411 MAY HAVE SENT MANY CITIZENS ON A DOWNWARD SPIRAL OF FEELING 72 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:13,546 POWERLESS, APATHETIC, AND DISCONNECTED. 73 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:15,248 YEAH, BUT WHAT CAN YOU DO? IT DOESN'T MATTER. 74 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:19,385 I DON'T WANNA THINK ABOUT IT. ( LAUGHTER ) 75 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:22,221 APATHETIC, AND DISCONNECTED" WERE THE ORIGINAL NAMES FOR 76 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:25,258 SNAP, CRACKLE, AND POP. ( LAUGHTER ) 77 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:31,531 IF YOU WANT TO FEEL-- SOME DELICIOUS CEREAL. 78 00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:34,934 PART OF THIS COMPLETE BREAKFAST. IF YOU WANT TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT 79 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:39,005 DEMOCRACY, DON'T THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE NEWEST SENATOR 80 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:45,545 FROM GEORGIA COULD SOON BE G.O.P. NOMINEE ANY... 81 00:05:45,611 --> 00:05:49,182 ( BOOING ) AND STEROIDS URKEL, HERSCHEL 82 00:05:49,248 --> 00:05:51,150 WALKER. WALKER HAS GOTTEN IN TROUBLE 83 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:52,885 MULTIPLE TIMES FOR LYING ABOUT BEING A POLICE OFFICER. 84 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:56,022 SO IN A RECENT DEBATE, HIS OPPONENT, RAPHAEL WARNOCK, 85 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:58,391 CALLED HIM OUT ON IT. >> ONE THING I HAVE NOT DONE-- 86 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,993 I HAVE NEVER PRETENDED TO BE A POLICE OFFICER. 87 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:09,535 ( CHEERS ) SHOOTOUT WITH THE POLICE. 88 00:06:09,602 --> 00:06:11,370 >> WELL, I HAVE TO RESPOND TO THAT. 89 00:06:11,437 --> 00:06:14,107 >> WE ARE MOVING ON, GENTLEMEN. >> NO, NO, I HAVE TO RESPOND TO 90 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:16,576 THAT. AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 91 00:06:16,642 --> 00:06:20,947 I AM WORKING WITH MANY POLICE OFFICERS. 92 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:23,983 >> Stephen: NOW, CRITICS SAY HE CAN'T JUST PULL OUT A PROP BADGE 93 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:31,023 TO PROVE HE'S A COP, TO WHICH I SAY: TELL THAT TO THE SHERIFF OF 94 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:34,160 PARTY CITY-- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 95 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:47,840 OKAY. THAT'S-- THAT'S REAL! 96 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:55,414 WHERE I AM ALSO FIRE CHIEF, HEAD NURSE, AND ROYALTY-FREE WIZARD 97 00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:59,318 CHILD. "EXPECTUM NO LAWSUIT!" 98 00:06:59,385 --> 00:07:11,330 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BADGE, CLAIMING IT WAS GIVEN TO 99 00:07:11,397 --> 00:07:15,368 HIM BY THE COBB COUNTY SHERIFF, WHICH MAKES HIM AN HONORARY 100 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:19,705 DEPUTY. OKAY! 101 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,107 BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A REAL COP! 102 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:22,241 THAT'S WHY FLIGHT ATTENDANTS NEVER SAY, "ATTENTION, 103 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:23,776 PASSENGERS, WE HAVE A MEDICAL EMERGENCY IN THE CABIN. 104 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:33,953 DOES ANYBODY HERE HAVE AN HONORARY DOCTORATE? 105 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:40,993 FINE ART OR BETTER ONLY. NO DANCE. 106 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:45,464 THE. BUT WALKER'S GRABBED THAT CRAZY 107 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:47,233 BALL AND is RUNNINg WITH IT. HIS CAMPAIGN ORDERED 1,000 108 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,734 IMITATION PLASTIC LAW ENFORCEMENT BADGES THAT SAY "I'M 109 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:50,570 WITH HERSCHEL" AS A FUNDRAISING TOOL. 110 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:55,741 A THOUSAND TOY BADGES. THAT'S PERFECT. 111 00:07:55,808 --> 00:08:01,781 THAT'S ONE FOR EACH OF HIS SECRET CHILDREN. 112 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:11,390 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT CAME 113 00:08:11,457 --> 00:08:14,126 FROM. WE'RE LEARNING MORE ABOUT THE 114 00:08:14,193 --> 00:08:16,596 FORMER PRESIDENT'S TIME IN OFFICE FROM INVESTIGATIVE 115 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:21,534 JOURNALIST AND GRANDPA AT THE ZOO WHO JUST SAW A PENGUIN, BOB 116 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:23,836 WOODWARD. WOODWARD HAS RELEASED SEVERAL 117 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:28,040 BOOKS ABOUT THE FORMER PRESIDENT BASED ON PHONE INTERVIEWS. 118 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:30,743 AND NOW HE'S RELEASING AN AUDIOBOOK CONTAINING RECORDINGS 119 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:36,249 OF THE FULL EIGHT HOURS OF INTERVIEWS. 120 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:39,819 WOOD W5RD DESCRIBED THE FORMER PRESIDENT AS 121 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:43,256 "THE WRONG MAN FOR THE JOB." NOW, AFTER RELISTENING TO THE 122 00:08:43,322 --> 00:08:44,857 AUDIO, HE SAYS, "I REALIZE I DIDN'T GO FAR ENOUGH. 123 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:46,559 THE FORMER PRESIDENT IS AN UNPARALLELED DANGER." 124 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:49,262 REALLY, BOB? NOW YOU'RE REALIZING THIS? 125 00:08:49,328 --> 00:08:50,696 I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR NEXT OP-ED: "SOMETHING SEEMS OFF 126 00:08:50,763 --> 00:08:55,234 ABOUT THIS HARVEY WEINSTEIN GUY." 127 00:08:55,301 --> 00:09:00,473 ( LAUGHTER ) OOP-ED. 128 00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:05,077 OP-ED. OP-ED. 129 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:07,179 HOW'S IT GOING? "THE WASHINGTON POST" PUBLISHED 130 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:08,447 A FEW OF THE CLIPS. AND, YEAH, THEY'RE BAD. 131 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:09,849 HERE'S HOW THE FORMER PRESIDENT SPOKE ABOUT COVID AT THE HEIGHT 132 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:16,188 OF THE PANDEMIC. >> WAS THERE A MOMENT IN ALL 133 00:09:16,255 --> 00:09:21,360 OF THIS, LAST TWO MONTHS, WHERE YOU SAID TO YOURSELF, "AH, THIS 134 00:09:21,427 --> 00:09:23,362 IS THE LEADERSHIP TEST OF A LIFETIME"? 135 00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:27,400 >> NO. I DON'T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR 136 00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:30,736 THIS. >> Stephen: IT'S ALSO WHAT HE 137 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:34,540 SAYS ON ERIC'S BIRTHDAY. THE RECORDINGS-- 138 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:43,749 ( APPLAUSE ) THE RECORDINGS ALSO CAPTURE HOW 139 00:09:43,816 --> 00:09:47,119 SPECIAL IT WAS FOR HIM TO MEET KIM JONG-UN. 140 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:53,426 >> THE C.I.A. SAYS ABOUT. KIM JONG-UN THAT HE'S "CUNNING, 141 00:09:53,492 --> 00:09:54,994 CRAFTY, BUT ULTIMATELY STUPID." >> I DISAGREE. 142 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,563 HE'S CUNNING. HE'S CRAFTY. 143 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,365 AND HE'S VERY SMART. YOU KNOW, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT 144 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,500 KNOWS. I'M THE ONLY ONE HE DEALS WITH. 145 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:08,941 HE WON'T DEAL WITH ANYBODY ELSE. 146 00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:10,309 ELSE. THE WORD CHEMISTRY. YOU MEET SOMEBODY AND YOU HAVE A 147 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:11,877 GOOD CHEMISTRY. YOU MEET A WOMAN. 148 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:15,081 IN ONE SECOND, YOU KNOW WHETHER OR NOT IT'S ALL GOING TO HAPPEN. 149 00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:30,029 ( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER ) 150 00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:33,466 ( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER ) 151 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:34,767 I MEAN, WHATEVER. WHARF MAKES YOU HAPPY. 152 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,536 LOVE IS LOVE, BUT IT REALLY GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO 153 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:47,079 "LITTLE ROCKET MAN." A PENIS MEANING. 154 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:49,582 TURNING TO THE WORLD OF SPORT, IT'S OFFICIAL: THE HOUSTON 155 00:10:49,648 --> 00:10:52,618 ASTROS AND PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES WILL FACE EACH OTHER IN THE 156 00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:54,620 WORLD SERIES. FOR NEW YORKERS, IT'S HARD TO 157 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:56,055 PICK A TEAM TO BACK, CONSIDERING THE ASTROS ARE CHEATERS, AND 158 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:59,492 THE PHILLIES... ARE FROM PHILLY. 159 00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:06,265 ( LAUGHTER ) THE VICTORY, 160 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,401 PHILADELPHIA-- A TOWN THAT HISTORICALLY ENJOYS CHAOTIC 161 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:10,436 STREET-BASED, SPORTS-RELATED REVELRY SO MUCH, THAT THIS 162 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,171 WEEKEND, OFFICIALS GREASED LIGHT POLES IN THE CITY. 163 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:15,541 AND YET, AFTER THE PHILLIES VICTORY, THE FANS WERE 164 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:16,909 UNDETERRED. YEAH, BABY! 165 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:22,181 GET UP THERE! THAT'S WHERE ALL THE FUN IS! 166 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:26,252 WHAT CAN I SAY, "DRUNK FINDS A WAY." 167 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:27,720 ( LAUGHTER ) 168 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:32,892 TO THE SERIES YESTERDAY BY SWEEPING THE YANKEES, BUT NEW 169 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:35,127 YORKERS TOOK THEIR FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON ONE ASTROS FAN IN 170 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:38,597 PARTICULAR: SENATOR TED CRUZ, WHO WAS IN THE CITY FOR THE 171 00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:40,232 GAME. MAN, NEW YORK DOES HAVE A RAT 172 00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:43,402 PROBLEM. ( LAUGHTER ) 173 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:54,346 ♪ ♪ ♪ ONE YANKEES FAN CAPTURED THIS 174 00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:57,750 VIDEO OF THE SENATOR LEAVING THE GAME. 175 00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,118 >> (BLEEP) YOU, YOU RACIST PIECE OF (BLEEP). 176 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:05,858 (BLEEP) YOU. (BLEEP) YOU, MAN. 177 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:11,263 YOU (BLEEP) SUCK, DUDE. YOU'RE A DI. 178 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:12,498 YOU GO TO (BLEEP) HELL, DUDE. REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP CALLED YOUR 179 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,933 WIFE UGLY? REMEMBER THAT? 180 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:15,201 REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP CALLED YOUR WIFE UGLY AND THEN YOU NOMINATED 181 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,203 HIM? (BLEEP) YOU, YOU (BLEEP) PIECE 182 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:20,706 OF (BLEEP). REMEMBER WHEN THOSE 183 00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:24,243 INSURRECTIONISTS WANTED TO MURDER YOU? 184 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,145 >> YOU FAT (BLEEP)! YOU UGLY PIECE OF (BLEEP)! 185 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:31,083 GO TO HELL. GET THE (BLEEP) OUT OF NEW YORK. 186 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,919 TRUMP CALLED YOUR WIFE UGLY, AND YOU LOVED IT. 187 00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:38,157 YOU UGLY (BLEEP). GET THE (BLEEP) OUT OF HERE. 188 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:53,105 EAT MY (BLEEP) YOU (BLEEP). ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 189 00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:56,609 EAT MY (BLEEP) YOU (BLEEP). ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 190 00:12:56,675 --> 00:13:03,182 TOUGH N NEW YORKERS ARE, THAT WS MARTHA STEWART. 191 00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:05,050 IN FAIRNESS TO TED, THAT'S HOW YANKEES FANS REACT TO EVERYONE. 192 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:08,320 ( AS ANNOUNCER ) SECTION 322 WHERE LITTLE BILLY 193 00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:11,924 JONES IS CELEBRATING HIS FOURTH BIRTHDAY." 194 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,059 >> "(BLEEP) YOU, BILLY! (BLEEP) YOU, YOU SHORT PIECE OF 195 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,228 CRAP! CAN'T EVEN RIDE A BIKE! 196 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,298 YOU SUCK!" WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 197 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:22,801 TONIGHT. MY GUESTS ARE TRANSPORTATION 198 00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:28,541 SECRETARY PETE BUTTIGIEG, AND THE BAREFOOT CONTESSA, INA 199 00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:30,042 GARTEN. BUT WHEN WE COME BCK, 200 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:32,311 "MEANWHILE!" STICK AROUND. 201 00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:11,584 ( APPLAUSE ) THAT BAND, RIGHT THERE, "THE 202 00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:16,488 LATE SHOW"" BAND RIGHT THERE. LOUIS CATO. 203 00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:19,225 WOOO! LOUIS. 204 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:22,995 OH, MY GOODNESS. OH, MY GOODNESS. 205 00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,863 OH, MY GRACIOUS. LOUIS, TONIGHT. 206 00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:26,398 >> Louis: TONIGHT! >> Stephen: TONIGHT, MY 207 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:28,634 FRIEND, WE HAVE SOME FANTASTIC GUESTS. 208 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:32,071 I HAVE HAD THIS GENTLEMAN ON BEFORE, HAD THIS GUY WHEN HE WAS 209 00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:35,741 STILL A MAYOR IN INDIANA. SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION, 210 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:38,344 PETE BUTTIGIEG, IS HERE TONIGHT. >> Louis: THAT'S RIGHT. 211 00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:42,748 ( APPLAUSE ) HE'S GOT THAT INFRASTRUCTURE 212 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,717 MONEY. I'M GOING TO TRY TO GET HIM TO 213 00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:47,920 BUILD US A BRIDGE. AND THEN ONE OF MY FAVORITE 214 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:51,690 PEOPLE, INA GARTEN, BAREFOOT CONTESSA IS GOING TO BE OUT HERE 215 00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:55,828 IN A LITTLE WHILE. TOMORROW NIGHT, TOMORROW NIGHT, 216 00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:58,297 WE'VE GOT GEORGE R.R. MARTIN. HE'S ABOUT THAT NEW DRAGON THING 217 00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:01,166 HE'S DOING. HE'S GOT A NEW DRAGON THING. 218 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:04,403 "RISE OF THE DRAGON," I THINK. AND ALSO, BANKS REPETA IS GOING 219 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:12,011 TO BE ON HERE. OSCAR WINNER EDDIE R REDMAIN. 220 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:16,548 I SUPPORT THE MONTCLAIR FILM FESTIVAL, AND EVERY YEAR I 221 00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:18,917 INTERVIEW PEOPLE FOR THAT. I LOVE THE FESTIVAL, AND I GET 222 00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:21,620 TO MEET AYERSTS. I GOT TO SPEND ABOUT A HALF AN 223 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:29,762 HOUR TALKING TO EDDIE REDMAYNE. IT'S CALLED "THE GOODENERS," 224 00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:34,900 WITH JESSICA CHASTAIN. HE PLAYS A NURSE WHO POLICE 225 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:38,103 THINK KILLED 400 PEOPLE. YEAH, HAVE A GOOD SHOW. 226 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:41,473 HAVE A GOOD SHOW. TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT. 227 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:45,844 I ALSO INTERVIEWED BRENDAN FRAZIER IN "THE WHALE." 228 00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:50,916 WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BRENASSAINCE. 229 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:58,324 AND I SAW THE NEW "KNIVES OUT" MOVIE, "GLASS ONION." 230 00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:01,060 AMAZING. AND THIS FRIDAY I AM INTERVIEW 231 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,128 DANIEL CRAIG IN SUPPORT OF THE MONTCLAIR FILM FESTIVAL, HOUR 232 00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,830 AND A HALF, YOU GET TO ASK QUESTIONS. 233 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:08,300 I'LL TALK TO HIM FOR AN HOUR, HALF AN HOUR AUDIENCE QUESTIONS. 234 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:12,237 IT'S GOING TO BE FANTASTIC. YOU CAN GO GET THE TICKETS RIGHT 235 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:15,040 NOW IF YOU'D LIKE TO SEE IT, YOU'RE IN THE NEW YORK-NEW 236 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,876 JERSEY AREA. SCAN THE Q.R. CODE. 237 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:21,180 PLEASE JOIN US. IT'S GOING TO BE SEXY. 238 00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:26,618 ITHINK SO. ( APPLAUSE ) 239 00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:30,756 YOU KNOW I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RIGHT OVER THERE SURVEYING THE 240 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,624 FOREST OF NEWS, HEWING THE MOST TOPICAL NORTHERN WHITE 241 00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:35,027 CEDAR STORIES BRACING THE DAY'S JOKES OVER A STURDY BOATMAN'S 242 00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:36,695 FRAME, AND STREAMLINING THE VESSEL'S THWARTS AND GUNWALES TO 243 00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:38,764 CREATE FOR YOU THE WHITECAP-BREACHING SEAFARER'S 244 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,733 CANOE THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE. BUT SOMETIMES, JUST SOMETIMES, 245 00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,534 FOLKS, I SPUTTER AWAKE IN THE SWIRLING TIDEWATERS OF THE 246 00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:45,204 JERSEY SHORE, LASH SOME EMPTY TWO-LITER BOTTLES OF MOUNTAIN 247 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:47,206 DEW: CODE RED TO A DISCARDED TUMBLE DRYER. 248 00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:50,976 THEN, GUIDED ONLY BY THE LIGHT OF A DISTANT COMBINATION GAS 249 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:53,412 STATION-CARL'S JR., I PILOT THE CONDEMNED DOOM-FERRY OF NEWS 250 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:59,118 THAT IS MY SEGMENT: >> MEANWHILE! 251 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:05,057 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THE ONLY LIGHT I NEED TO GUIDE 252 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:17,002 ME. THIS IS THE ONLY LIGHT YOU NEED. 253 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:20,873 MEANWHILE, IN A REAL ONE-TWO PUNCH OF GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS, 254 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:25,878 THE McRIB IS BACK. BUT McDONALD'S HINTS IT'S YOUR 255 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:30,649 LAST CHANCE TO ENJOY IT. WELL, LET'S BE REAL. 256 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:36,422 ANYONE WHO EATS THE McRIB KNOWS THAT ANY McRIB COULD BE 257 00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:44,062 THEIR LAST. ( APPLAUSE ) 258 00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:47,900 LITTLE OMINOUS WITH THE MESSAGE CONTINUING, "ORDER YOURS IN THE 259 00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:51,069 McDONALD'S APP FOR DELIVERY OR PICKUP BEFORE YOU SAY GOOD-BYE 260 00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:55,340 ON 11/20/22. ENJOY OUR FAMOUS PORK SANDWICH 261 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,911 AS IF IT'S YOUR LAST!" ( LAUGHTER ) 262 00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:03,048 IT'S KIND OF DARK. A LITTLE DARK THERE, 263 00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:07,119 McDONALD'S. EXPLAINS YOUR RECENT SIGNAGE: 264 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,854 "GET THE TWO FOR $5 DOLLAR MIX AND MATCH TODAY, FOR WE ARE BORN 265 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,622 ASTRIDE A GRAVE, THE LIGHT GLEAMS AN INSTANT, THEN IT'S 266 00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:14,526 NIGHT ONCE MORE." ( LAUGHTER ) 267 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:24,837 MEANWHILE, IN MEDICAL NEWS, DURING THIS WEEKEND'S MASSIVE 268 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:27,873 SEASON FINALE OF "DOCTOR WHO," THE DOCTOR, WHO HAD BEEN 269 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:32,945 PLAYED BY JODIE WHITTAKER, SURPRISED AND DELIGHTED FANS BY 270 00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:36,782 REGENERATING AS NONE OTHER THAN FORMER DOCTOR WHO DAVID TENNANT! 271 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:40,552 ( APPLAUSE ) IT WAS THE MOST STUNNING RETURN 272 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,421 TO A TV ROLE SINCE ZOMBIE DICK CLARK STRANGLED RYAN SEACREST TO 273 00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:45,357 RECLAIM "NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN' EVE." 274 00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:52,898 ( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, IN A SMALL TOWN IN 275 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:56,702 WASHINGTON STATE, A WOMAN ESCAPED A BEAR ATTACK BY 276 00:18:56,768 --> 00:19:01,139 PUNCHING IT IN THE FACE. THAT IS SO BADASS AND EXPLAINS 277 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:04,076 THE FORESTRY DEPARTMENT'S NEW SIGNS: 278 00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:08,714 "IN CASE OF BEAR, CALL BRENDA TO (BLEEP) SOME (BLEEP) UP." 279 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:16,255 ( APPLAUSE ) HAD NO CHOICE WHEN SHE DIDN'T 280 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,056 SEE THE BEAR COMING, AND WAS KNOCKED TO THE GROUND AFTER 281 00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:21,760 BEING CHARGED BY THE ADULT FEMALE BLACK BEAR AS SHE WAS 282 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:29,535 LETTING HER DOG OUT. REACHED FOR COMMENT, THE DOG 283 00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:31,003 SAID, "I WAS TOTALLY GONNA DO SOMETHING. 284 00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:34,406 I WAS GONNA JUMP IN THERE, BUT, LIKE, I LET HER TAKE THIS ONE. 285 00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:36,808 TOTALLY GOING AFTER THE NEXT BEAR." 286 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:42,014 MEANWHILE-- IS BENNY HERE? IS BENNY HERE? 287 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:46,952 MEANWHILE, APPLE'S HOTTEST NEW ACCESSORY IS A $330 PHYSICAL 288 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,354 LOCK THAT CAN UNLOCK A DOOR WITH A SIMPLE TAP FROM AN iPHONE OR 289 00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:50,489 APPLE WATCH. BUT, OF COURSE, NO HEADPHONE 290 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:56,461 JACK. ( LAUGHTER ) 291 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:59,164 WORLD OF BIG PASTA, BECAUSE BARILLA IS BEING SUED OVER NOT 292 00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,567 BEING MADE IN ITALY. EVEN WORSE, THE NOODLES ARE 293 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:06,905 VOICED BY CHRIS PRATT. ( LAUGHTER ) 294 00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:10,509 MARKETED AS "ITALY'S NUMBER ONE BRAND OF PASTA," EVEN THOUGH 295 00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:15,948 IT'S MADE IN IOWA AND NEW YORK. THAT IS A CRUSHING REVELATION. 296 00:20:16,014 --> 00:20:17,916 NEXT, THEY'LL TELL ME ALL THOSE PEOPLE AT OLIVE GARDEN AREN'T MY 297 00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:23,956 ACTUAL FAMILY. I WAS HOPING I COULD CRASH 298 00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:29,494 THERE, YOU KNOW, JUST TILL I GET IT TOGETHER. 299 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,631 MEANWHILE-- ( APPLAUSE ) 300 00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:36,134 AMERICA'S FUNNY LITTLE UNCLE, ENGLAND, WHERE IN ORDER TO 301 00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:39,571 HELP SOLVE SEX CRIMES, A SEMEN-SNIFFING DOG HAS BEEN 302 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:44,509 BROUGHT IN BY CHESHIRE POLICE. MAN, THIS ENGLISH ADAPTATION OF 303 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,980 "PAW PATROL" IS GRITTY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 304 00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:52,451 SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION, PETE BUTTIGIEG. 305 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:18,644 ( APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU, LOUIS. 306 00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:21,079 ( APPLAUSE ) BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW." 307 00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:25,717 FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST IS THE FORMER MAYOR OF SOUTH BEND, 308 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,520 INDIANA, WHO CURRENTLY LEADS THE UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF 309 00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:31,456 TRANSPORTATION. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE 310 00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:36,828 SHOW," SECRETARY PETE BUTTIGIEG! 311 00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:49,408 ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) 312 00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:52,310 BEING HERE. NICE TO SEE YOU. 313 00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:53,745 NICE TO SEE YOU. >> GOOD TO BE BACK. 314 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,948 >> Stephen: I HAVE TO SAY, I WAS JUST THINKING WHEN YOU WERE 315 00:21:57,015 --> 00:22:04,423 COMING OUT HERE, I ALWAYS ENJOY YOU COMING HERE, NOT A LOT OF 316 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:07,626 SECRETARIES OF TRANSPORTATION OVER THE YEARS HAVE BEEN ON 317 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:10,128 LATE-NIGHT TALK SHOWS. >> WELL, I'M GLAD TO BE PART OF 318 00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:11,830 CHANGING THAT. >> Stephen: YOU ARE, YOU ARE. 319 00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:14,666 YOU'RE A CHANGE-MAKER. WE'RE COMING UP ON THE YEAR 320 00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:15,934 ANNIVERSARY OF THE INFRASTRUCTURE BILL, RIGHT? 321 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:19,104 >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Stephen: SO YOU'VE BEEN OUT 322 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:22,974 THERE MAKING IT RAIN ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. 323 00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:25,444 DID-- IS INFRASTRUCTURE FUN? >> YEAH! 324 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,145 ABSOLUTELY, YEAH! >> Stephen: WHAT'S THE MOST 325 00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:28,814 FUN THING ABOUT ROADS AND BRIDGES? 326 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,217 >> I MEAN, FIXING THEM, THEM NOT BEING BROKEN. 327 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:33,618 >> Stephen: YOU LIKE FIXING STUFF? 328 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,887 >> YEAH. I THINK THERE'S A REASON WHY 329 00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:38,390 CHILDREN, FOR EXAMPLE, ARE FASCINATED, RIGHT, WITH TRUCKS 330 00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:42,561 AND ROADS AND TRAINS AND PLANES. IT'S EXCITING. 331 00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:45,263 YOU'VE JUST GOT TO KEEP THAT SENSE OF MAGIC IN IT WHEN YOU'RE 332 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:49,601 DOING THE VERY HARD BLOCKING AND TACKLING OF ACTUALLY BUILDING 333 00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:51,570 AND MAINTAINING THAT. >> Stephen: YOU HAVE THE BEST 334 00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:53,972 SET OF TONKA TRUCKS OF ALL TIME. >> ALL TIME. 335 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,808 >> Stephen: YOU'VE ACTUALLY BEEN INTERESTED IN 336 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:57,976 INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A LONG TIME. AS THE MAYOR OF SOUTH END, HERE 337 00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:02,414 YOU ARE GETTING A GIANT CHECK FOR THE ROADS OF SOUTH BEND, 338 00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:05,784 $670,000. ( APPLAUSE ) 339 00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:11,356 FIVE YEARS LATER, HERE YOU ARE AS THE SECRETARY OF 340 00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:17,763 TRANSPORTATION, GIVING UP ON THE THE GIANT NOVELTY CHECK FOR 341 00:23:17,829 --> 00:23:21,366 $19.5 MILLION IN NEW HAMPSHIRE. ( APPLAUSE ) 342 00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:27,072 NOVELTY CHECK. THIS SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY SMALL 343 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:32,344 CHECK FOR $19.5 MILLION. SHOULDN'T THE SIZE OF THE CHECK 344 00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:38,950 REFLECT THE SIZE OF THE AMOUNT SO IF YOU INTO BILLIONS, YOU 345 00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:41,186 NEED A FLATBED TRUCK TO BRING THE CHECK. 346 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,421 >> IT WOULD BE HARD TO FIT IT ON A PLANE, THOUGH. 347 00:23:43,488 --> 00:23:46,391 I THINK IT IS IMPORTANT TO NOT BE TOO SUBTLE ABOUT THE MESSAGE. 348 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:50,695 I THINK SOMETIMES FOLKS FORGET WHAT GOVERNMENT IS DOING FOR IF 349 00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:53,799 WE FAIL TO MAKE IT CLEAR. OF COURSE IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT 350 00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:56,368 THE CHECK. IT'S ABOUT THE RESULTS. 351 00:23:56,434 --> 00:23:58,970 THE PROJECT WE'RE DOING THERE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE FOR EXAMPLE IS 352 00:23:59,037 --> 00:24:02,073 GOING TO HELP THEM IN A VERY BLUE COLLAR TOWN THAT HASN'T 353 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:05,243 GOTTEN THE ATTENTION IT'S NEEDED FOR ITS DOWNTOWN STREETS, WE'RE 354 00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:08,413 GOING TO HELP THEM TRANSFORM THE ECONOMIC OPPORTUNITIES FOR THAT 355 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,817 COMMUNITY, WITH FUNDING THAT WILL REDO ITS STREETSCAPES AND 356 00:24:11,883 --> 00:24:15,987 THEY HAVE A BIOMASS POWER PLANT NEARBY WHICH HAS TO DO A LOT 357 00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:19,791 TO-- THEY HAVE A COOLING TOWER, AND THERE ARE WAYS THEY CAN 358 00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:22,027 ROUTE SOME OF THE COOLANT, THE WATER THAT COMES FROM THAT 359 00:24:22,093 --> 00:24:25,263 TOWER, UNDER THE SIDEWALKS, MELTING THE SNOW AND SAVING 360 00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:29,134 TAXPAYER MONEY ON THE PROCESS OF PLOWING IT. 361 00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:32,070 SO AS A FORMER MAYOR -- >> Stephen: SO THE POWER PLANT 362 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:33,505 MELTS THE SIDEWALK. ( APPLAUSE ). 363 00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:38,810 WASTE HEAP, IT HELPS THE POWER PLANT COOL OFF-- GET RID OF 364 00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:44,416 THEIR WASTE HEAP, AND HELPS MELT THE SNOW. 365 00:24:44,482 --> 00:24:47,819 AND ANYONE KNOWS THE BATTLE OF MAYOR VERSUS SNOW IS SECOND ONLY 366 00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:50,222 TO THE BATTLE OF MAYORS VERSUS POTHOLES. 367 00:24:50,288 --> 00:24:53,792 THE GREAT KIND OF PREDATOR-PREY RELATIONSHIPS IN LOCAL 368 00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:55,594 GOVERNMENT. AND NOW I GET TO BE SOMEONE WHO 369 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:58,563 IS HELPING MAYORS ACROSS THE COUNTRY, LIKE I USED TO BE, DEAL 370 00:24:58,630 --> 00:25:00,599 WITH THINGS LIKE THAT. >> Stephen: SO AS THE 371 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:05,003 SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION, THE INFRASTRUCTURE BILL IS $1.2 372 00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:06,071 TRILLION. >> YUP. 373 00:25:06,137 --> 00:25:10,909 >> Stephen: OKAY. WHEN YOU WERE MAYOR, ROUNDING UP 374 00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:13,645 TO THE NEAREST TRILLION, HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU-- DID YOU 375 00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:18,783 HAVE AT YOUR CONTROL THEN? >> SO IT WOULD BE ABOUT, UH, 376 00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:22,687 WHAT IS THAT LIKE A PERCENT-- MUCH, MUCH LESS. 377 00:25:22,754 --> 00:25:26,691 >> Stephen: ROUNDING UP TO THE FIRST TRILLION WOULD BE 1 378 00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:28,526 TRILLION. >> YES. 379 00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:31,663 >> Stephen: RHOADES SCHOLAR? >> YES, TECHNICALLY. 380 00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:34,799 >> Stephen: DOES IT MAKE YOU MAD OR DO YOU GET FRUSTRATED 381 00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:38,570 WHEN PEOPLE WHO VOTED AGAINST THE BILL, LIKE RICK SCOTT, AND 382 00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:40,972 REPRESENTATIVE TONY GONZALEZ, DON'T REFUSE THE MONEY, AND THEN 383 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:44,075 ACTUALLY MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT HAVING GOTTEN THE MONEY FOR 384 00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:46,044 THEIR CONSTITUENTS? >> IT IS STRIKING THAT PEOPLE 385 00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:49,781 WENT TO THE FLOOR OF THE HOUSE OR SENATE AND SAID NO, THIS 386 00:25:49,848 --> 00:25:51,516 INFRASTRUCTURE FUNDING SHOULD NOT HAPPEN. 387 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:54,753 AND 24E7B THEY CAN'T WAIT TO BE THERE, WHEN THAT FUNDING IS 388 00:25:54,819 --> 00:25:56,488 COMING TO THEIR DISTRICT. BUT -- 389 00:25:56,554 --> 00:25:59,057 >> Stephen: DO YOU MAKE THEM HOLD THE BIG CHECK? 390 00:25:59,124 --> 00:26:03,628 >> I HADN'T T THOUGHT ABOUT THA. THAT WOULD BE GOOD. 391 00:26:03,695 --> 00:26:05,230 >> Stephen: YOU AND THE CHECK AND THEM. 392 00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:08,767 >> THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN SEEING A SKEPTIC BECOME A 393 00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:12,070 CONCONVERT. I CALL IT THE SINCEREST FORM OF 394 00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:15,507 FLATTERY IF SOMEONE WAS AGAINST YOURLESS AND WHEN IT'S 395 00:26:15,573 --> 00:26:18,777 BENEFITING PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THEIR COMMUNITIES THEY CAN'T HUG 396 00:26:18,843 --> 00:26:21,413 YOU CLOSE ENOUGH. I'LL SAY, THIS POLITICS ASIDE, 397 00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:24,149 THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THOSE COMMUNITIES SHOULDN'T BE 398 00:26:24,215 --> 00:26:28,086 PUNISHED BECAUSE THEIR SENATOR ORHOUSE MEMBER SAID NO TO THIS 399 00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:29,888 FUNDING. WE'RE GOING TO SERVE EVERYBODY 400 00:26:29,955 --> 00:26:31,156 EQUALLY. ( APPLAUSE ). 401 00:26:31,222 --> 00:26:34,960 WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I SUSPECTED YOU WOULD HAVE THE-- 402 00:26:35,026 --> 00:26:36,995 THE BEST INTEREST OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AT HEART. 403 00:26:37,062 --> 00:26:43,468 >> WELL, THANKS, I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT'S HOW WE THINK ABOUT 404 00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:44,903 THINGS. IT COMES FROM THE TOP. 405 00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:47,172 IT CAN BE FRUSTRATING, POLITICALLY, WHEN YOU SEE THAT 406 00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:49,941 SORT OF STUFF GO ON. BUT, LOOK, THIS IS PART OF A 407 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:54,980 PATTERN THAT WE'VE OFTEN SEEN WHERE MANY CONGRESSIONAL 408 00:26:55,046 --> 00:26:58,883 REPUBLICANS TAKE STANCES THAT SEEM TO BE MORE ABOUT THE 409 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:02,587 PROBLEM THAN ABOUT THE SOLUTION. SO, YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK AT-- EVEN 410 00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:07,559 THE THINGS THAT THEY TALK ABOUT THE MOST OFTEN-- IMMIGRATION, 411 00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:10,228 INFLATION-- I MEAN, OF ALL THE THINGS CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS 412 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:14,466 HAVE PROPOSED, POLICY-WISE, CAN ANYBODY NAME THE TOP FIVE THINGS 413 00:27:14,532 --> 00:27:16,401 THAT THEY'VE SUGGESTED TO FIGHT INFLATION? 414 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:17,969 CAN ANYONE NAME THREE? HOW ABOUT ONE? 415 00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:22,807 YOU KNOW, THEY VOTED NO ON THE INFLATION REDUCTION ACT THAT WAS 416 00:27:22,874 --> 00:27:24,409 ABOUT LOWERING PRICES FOR AMERICANS. 417 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:27,078 AND I WOULD HAVE LOVED NOTHING MORE THAN TO HAVE A DEBATE 418 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:30,882 BETWEEN THE DEMOCRATIC INFLATION REDUCTION ACT AND THE REPUBLICAN 419 00:27:30,949 --> 00:27:33,852 INFLATION REDUCTION ACT ON THE HOUSE OF THE FLOOR AND SENATE 420 00:27:33,918 --> 00:27:35,687 AND ARGUED OVER WHICH ONE WAS BETTER. 421 00:27:35,754 --> 00:27:37,989 BUT THERE WAS ONLY ONE, AND IT WAS OURS. 422 00:27:38,056 --> 00:27:41,993 AND, LUCKILY, IT PASSED. ( APPLAUSE ) 423 00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:46,064 QUICK BREAK. WHEN WE COME BACK, I WILL ASK 424 00:27:46,131 --> 00:27:48,500 THE SECRETARY WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A NEW FATHER. 425 00:27:48,566 --> 00:27:49,667 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 426 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:56,975 ( APPLAUSE ). LOOK AT THAT. 427 00:27:57,042 --> 00:28:02,180 EVERYBODY, WE'RE HERE WITH TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY PETE 428 00:28:02,247 --> 00:28:05,417 BUTTIGIEG. YOU'RE-- YOU'RE AN EXCELLENT 429 00:28:05,483 --> 00:28:07,318 COMMUNICATOR. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GREAT 430 00:28:07,385 --> 00:28:11,756 CANDIDATE IN 2020. AND WHENEVER, YOU KNOW, DOWN THE 431 00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:13,958 ROAD YOU EVER RUN FOR OFFICE AGAIN, WHETHER IT'S, YOU KNOW, 432 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:17,295 TWO YEARS FROM NOW OR 18 MONTHS FROM NOW-- 433 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:22,901 ( LAUGHTER ) HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE FACT 434 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:28,473 THAT THERE ARE 300 REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES ON THE BALLOT IN JUST 435 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:34,145 A FEW WEEKS WHO QUESTION THE LEGITIMACY OF THE LAST ELECTION, 436 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:37,315 AND SOME WHO OUTRIGHT BELIEVE IT SHOULD BE OVERTURNED? 437 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:41,619 YOU SAW "THE NEW YORK TIMES" POLL, 71% OF AMERICANS BELIEVE 438 00:28:41,686 --> 00:28:47,926 THAT DEMOCRACY IS IN PERIL. HOW DO YOU RUN FOR OFFICE AND DO 439 00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:51,663 SO TO A PUBLIC THAT IS LOSING ITS FAITH IN THE LEGITIMACY OR 440 00:28:51,729 --> 00:28:53,631 AT LEAST THE EFFICACY OF THEIR VOTE? 441 00:28:53,698 --> 00:28:59,137 >> SO, ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PRINCIPLES IN DEMOCRACY IS THAT 442 00:28:59,204 --> 00:29:01,506 WHEN YOU LOSE, YOU ACCEPT THE OUTCOME. 443 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:07,378 AND I'VE HAD TO DO THAT. WINNING IS MUCH MORE FUN THAN 444 00:29:07,445 --> 00:29:10,148 LOSING, I'VE DONE BOTH, BUT WHEN YOU LOSE YOU ACCEPT THE OUTCOME. 445 00:29:10,215 --> 00:29:11,783 AND THE REASON THAT IS SO IMPORTANT IS BECAUSE WE EXPECT 446 00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:16,154 THE SAME THING FROM CITIZENS IN TERMS OF POLICY DECISIONS. 447 00:29:16,221 --> 00:29:18,756 IN OTHER WORDS, PARENT OF WHAT IT MEANS TO LIVE IN A DEMOCRACY 448 00:29:18,823 --> 00:29:22,260 IS THAT WE HAVE THIS PROCESS FOR GETTING DECISIONS THAT ALL OF US 449 00:29:22,327 --> 00:29:27,599 HAVE TO LIVE BY-- THOSE OF US WHO AGREED WITH THE DECISION AND 450 00:29:27,665 --> 00:29:31,503 THOSE OF US WHO WERE AGAINST IT, WHETHER IT'S A COURT DECISION OR 451 00:29:31,569 --> 00:29:33,838 A DECISION BY CONGRESS ON WHAT THE LAW OUGHT TO BE. 452 00:29:33,905 --> 00:29:37,575 SO IF WE ALL HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE OUTCOME OF EACH OF THESE 453 00:29:37,642 --> 00:29:39,978 POLICY CHOICES, IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THEM 454 00:29:40,044 --> 00:29:43,681 HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE OUTCOME OF WHEN WE CHOOSE WHICH ONE OF THEM 455 00:29:43,748 --> 00:29:45,984 IS GOING TO BE IN CHARGE. THAT'S HOW THE BARGAIN WORKS. 456 00:29:46,050 --> 00:29:51,789 ( APPLAUSE ) TIME-- SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU 457 00:29:51,856 --> 00:29:56,427 AND I WERE HERE TOGETHER, YOU'RE NOW A DAD. 458 00:29:56,494 --> 00:30:00,098 YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND ARE NOW DADS OF TWINS. 459 00:30:00,165 --> 00:30:07,872 ( APPLAUSE ) CHANGED YOUR VIEW OF YOUR ROLE 460 00:30:07,939 --> 00:30:11,609 ASA CITIZEN AND YOUR ROLE AS A PUBLIC SERVANT AND THE 461 00:30:11,676 --> 00:30:15,647 IMPORTANCE OF OUR COUNTRY? >> I MEAN, IT CHANGES EVERYTHING 462 00:30:15,713 --> 00:30:18,950 BECAUSE, FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE TRAINING YOUR REPLACEMENT, 463 00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:20,318 RIGHT. SO YOU'RE -- 464 00:30:20,385 --> 00:30:21,553 >> Stephen: THEY ARE HERE TO REPLACE US. 465 00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:23,354 >> YEAH. SO YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT 466 00:30:23,421 --> 00:30:27,225 RELATIONSHIP WITH THE FUTURE. AND I THINK POLITICS AND POLICY 467 00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:29,627 IS ALL ABOUT THE FUTURE. IT'S DEFINITELY TRUE WITH 468 00:30:29,694 --> 00:30:32,997 INFRASTRUCTURE, BECAUSE WE'RE MAKING DECISIONS THAT WILL, YOU 469 00:30:33,064 --> 00:30:36,501 KNOW, MY CHILDREN, WHEN THEY ARE OLD, WILL BE DEPENDING IN SOME 470 00:30:36,568 --> 00:30:41,039 CASES ON BRIDGES AND TUNNELS AND TRAINS AND AIRPORTS AND THINGS 471 00:30:41,105 --> 00:30:43,875 WOO WE'RE GOING TO BUILD RIGHT NOW IN THE EARLY 2020s. 472 00:30:43,942 --> 00:30:47,312 THE SAME WAY WE, FOR BETTER OR WORSE, DEPEND ON INFRASTRUCTURE 473 00:30:47,378 --> 00:30:51,282 THAT WAS BUILT 100 YEARS AGO. AT WORK, I THINK ABOUT THAT 474 00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:52,550 DIFFERENTLY. AT HOME, I THINK THE BIGGEST 475 00:30:52,617 --> 00:30:56,221 THING YOU DISCOVER-- THE FIRST THING THAT AMAZED ME, I THINK 476 00:30:56,287 --> 00:31:00,892 CHAFT AND I KNOW ME IT BOTH, WHEN YOU HOLD THEM IN YOUR ARMS 477 00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:03,628 HOW TINY AND HOW VULNERABLE THEY ARE AND HOW COMPLETELY DEPENDENT 478 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,664 THEY ARE ON YOU. MOST ANIMALS, MOST MAMMALS, 479 00:31:06,731 --> 00:31:09,300 WITHIN A DAY OR TWO THEY CAN KIND OF STAGGER AROUND AND, YOU 480 00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:12,904 KNOW, YOU HAVE AN INFANT IN YOUR HANDS, AND THEY JUST LITERALLY 481 00:31:12,971 --> 00:31:15,907 CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT-- WITHOUT YOU. 482 00:31:15,974 --> 00:31:21,079 BUT THEN WHAT'S AMAZING IS IN VERY SHORT ORDER, AS YOU TAKE 483 00:31:21,145 --> 00:31:24,282 CARE OF THEM, YOU REALIZE HOW DEPENDENT YOU ARE, BECAUSE YOU 484 00:31:24,349 --> 00:31:27,885 AS A PARENT CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND 485 00:31:27,952 --> 00:31:31,923 LOVED ONES, AND I WOULD ADD, YOU KNOW, LIVING IN A SOCIETY THAT 486 00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:35,126 IS ORGANIZED IN ORDER TO AT LEAST ATTEMPT TO MAKE IT EASY TO 487 00:31:35,193 --> 00:31:37,562 RAISE CHILDREN. SO YOU BEGIN BY REALIZING HOW 488 00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:39,998 DEPENDENT THEY ARE ON YOU, AND THEN YOU COME TO REALIZE HOW 489 00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:42,200 DEPENDENT YOU ARE ON EVERYBODY ELSE. 490 00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:45,403 AND IT'S CHANGED OUR RELATIONSHIPS IN A BEAUTIFUL 491 00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:51,009 WAY, BUT TO-- TO OUR OWN PARENTS AND TO OUR NEIGHBORS AND TO OUR 492 00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:54,545 FRIENDS AND EVERYBODY WHO IS INVOLVED IN THIS INCREDIBLE 493 00:31:54,612 --> 00:31:59,083 PROJECT OF RAISING HUMAN BEINGS. ( APPLAUSE ) 494 00:31:59,150 --> 00:32:01,619 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. GOOD LUCK WITH THE HUMAN BEING 495 00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:06,157 THING, IT'S RELENTLESS. SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION, 496 00:32:06,224 --> 00:32:09,927 PETE BUTTIGIEG, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE BACK WITH THE BAREFOOT 497 00:32:09,994 --> 00:32:12,563 CONTESSA HERSELF, INA GARTEN. 498 00:32:30,982 --> 00:32:33,818 ( APPLAUSE ) WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW." 499 00:32:33,885 --> 00:32:40,992 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST AS A BELOVED FOOD 500 00:32:41,059 --> 00:32:44,862 NETWORK STAR, A BESTSELLING COOKBOOK AUTHOR, OR SIMPLY AS 501 00:32:44,929 --> 00:32:46,397 "THE BAREFOOT CONTESSA." PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE 502 00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:52,337 SHOW," INA GARTEN! ♪ ♪ ♪ 503 00:32:52,403 --> 00:33:07,285 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: IT'S SO NICE TO 504 00:33:07,352 --> 00:33:10,688 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: IT'S SO NICE TO 505 00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:12,490 SEE YOU. SINCE YOU ARE HERE I THINK WE 506 00:33:12,557 --> 00:33:16,260 NEED TO CONTESSA UP THIS INTERVIEW SPACE JUST A LITTLE 507 00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:17,829 BIT, SPREAD THAT OUT A LITTLE BIT THERE. 508 00:33:17,895 --> 00:33:20,031 >> IT'S APPROPRIATE FOR A CONTESSA. 509 00:33:20,098 --> 00:33:21,933 >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO. 510 00:33:21,999 --> 00:33:27,805 THIS IS THE BAREFOOT CONTESSA. WHAT DID YOU MAKE? 511 00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:30,742 >> Stephen: THIS IS YOURS. >> FROM MY NEW BOOK. 512 00:33:30,808 --> 00:33:33,978 >> Stephen: THIS IS YOUR WATER MELON MARTINI. 513 00:33:34,045 --> 00:33:37,215 >> SAY GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. >> Stephen: IT COULD JUST BE 514 00:33:37,281 --> 00:33:40,318 FOR SHOW, IF YOU WANT. >> IS THE GLASS BIG ENOUGH? 515 00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:42,019 >> Stephen: AND THESE, THESE RIGHT HERE. 516 00:33:42,086 --> 00:33:48,626 >> OH, YES! >> Stephen: CHIPOTLE CHEDDAR 517 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:51,062 CRACKERS FROM MY NEW BOOK. R.N.A. 518 00:33:51,129 --> 00:33:54,198 >> ARE THEY GOOD. >> Stephen: SWEET LORD. 519 00:33:54,265 --> 00:33:55,767 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ). >> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR 520 00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:59,404 BEING HERE. >> SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. 521 00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:07,011 ( APPLAUSE ) THAT LIKE GATORRADE, BUT I 522 00:34:07,078 --> 00:34:08,146 WON'T. YOUR 13th BOOK. 523 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:14,519 >> YEAH, ISN'T THAT CRAZY? IT'S CALLED "GO-TO-DINNERS." 524 00:34:14,585 --> 00:34:20,491 YOU-- YOU REALLY-- YOU SAY THAT THE PANDEMIC CHANGES YOUR IDEA 525 00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:25,363 OF A GO-TO DINNER. .>> IT DID. 526 00:34:25,430 --> 00:34:28,666 >> Stephen: HOW SO. >> BECAUSE YOU WERE COOKING ALL 527 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:31,536 THE TIME. I WAS WORKING ON A COOKBOOK. 528 00:34:31,602 --> 00:34:36,541 I WAS DOING RECIPES FOR INSTAGRAM SO PEOPLE COULD FIGURE 529 00:34:36,607 --> 00:34:39,310 OUT WHAT TO DO WITH WHAT WAS IN THEIR PANTRIES. 530 00:34:39,377 --> 00:34:42,146 I WAS DOING A RECIPE FOR INSTAGRAM. 531 00:34:42,213 --> 00:34:45,416 AND THEN I REALIZED I HAD TO MAKE BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND 532 00:34:45,483 --> 00:34:46,818 DINNER. I WAS LIKE OH, MY GOD! 533 00:34:46,884 --> 00:34:49,954 THIS IS NUTS. SO I FOUND THAT IF I COULD 534 00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:54,258 MAKE-- INSTEAD OF MAKING, LIKE, LAMB AND ORSO AND, YOU KNOW, ALL 535 00:34:54,325 --> 00:34:58,129 KINDS OF VEGETABLES, IF I COULD MAKE ONE THING, IT WAS REALLY 536 00:34:58,196 --> 00:35:02,066 GREAT. SO I WOULD MAKE EGGS IN 537 00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:03,534 PURGATORY. >> Stephen: WHAT'S EGGS IN 538 00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:06,237 PURGATORY? >> IT'S A TOMATO SAUCE WITH 539 00:35:06,304 --> 00:35:08,573 POACHED EGGS ON IT, AND IT WAS JUST DELICIOUS. 540 00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:10,708 IT WAS REALLY SATISFYING, BUT IT WAS ONE THING. 541 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:16,314 OR, LIKE, CHICKEN WITH ORSO AND CHICKEN IN A POT WITH ORZO. 542 00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:19,817 IT'S A BIG POT WITH CHICKEN AND ORZO-- 543 00:35:19,884 --> 00:35:23,688 >> Stephen: YOUR LAMB SHANKS ONE-POT DINNERS WAS AMAZING. 544 00:35:23,754 --> 00:35:25,523 I WATCH YOU EVERY NIGHT BEFORE I COME OUT HERE. 545 00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:28,392 >> DO YOU, REALLY. >> Stephen: WHEN I AM BEING 546 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:31,329 MADE UP-- SPOILER ALERT, THIS IS MAKE-UP. 547 00:35:31,395 --> 00:35:34,999 ME AND THE GLAM SQUAD ARE WATCHING YOU TONIGHT. 548 00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:36,601 >> I LOVE THAT YOU WATCH COOKING. 549 00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:38,302 >> Stephen: I FIND YOU INCREDIBLY SHOOTING. 550 00:35:38,369 --> 00:35:39,871 >> THANK YOU. >> Stephen: YOU'RE SUCH A 551 00:35:39,937 --> 00:35:42,073 GREAT PRESENCE ON TELEVISION. AND IT WAS RIGHT FROM THE 552 00:35:42,139 --> 00:35:45,810 BEGINNING, AND I KNOW THAT BECAUSE WE HAVE A CLIP HERE OF 553 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:47,845 YOUR VERY FIRST SHOW. >> YOU DO. 554 00:35:47,912 --> 00:35:50,281 >> Stephen: 20 YEARS AGO. >> 20 YEARS AGO. 555 00:35:50,348 --> 00:35:52,216 >> Stephen: YOUR VERY FIRST SHOW. 556 00:35:52,283 --> 00:35:54,552 JIM. >> DON'T YOU JUST LOVE FRESH 557 00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:57,188 LEMONADE, NOT THAT STUFF YOUR MOTHER USED TO BRING HOME FROM 558 00:35:57,255 --> 00:36:00,725 THE GROCERY STORE, BUT THE REAL THING MADE WITH FRESHLY SQUEEZED 559 00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:02,593 LEMONS. IT'S JUST REALLY TART AND SWEET 560 00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:08,766 AND IT'S JUST SO DELICIOUS. I'M GOING TO JEWS ABOUT SIX 561 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:11,269 LEMONS. IT'S ABOUT A CUP OF LEMON JUICE. 562 00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:12,770 THAT'S PERFECT. I THOUGHT LEMONADE WOULD BE 563 00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:16,807 GREAT FOR A MEDITERRANEAN FEAST, AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIKE A 564 00:36:16,874 --> 00:36:20,444 LITTLE SOMETHING SPECIAL, YOU CAN MIX IT WITH VODKA. 565 00:36:20,511 --> 00:36:23,781 >> SOME THINGS DON'T CHANGE! >> Stephen: WILL SO, 20 YEARS 566 00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:27,385 IN, THERE YOU ARE, RIGHT OUT OF THE-- FRESH OUT OF THE EGG, 567 00:36:27,451 --> 00:36:29,687 DOING IT PERFECTLY. WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED OVER 20 568 00:36:29,754 --> 00:36:30,688 YEARS? HOW HAVE YOU CHANGED? 569 00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:32,323 >> I WAS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED WHEN I DID THAT. 570 00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:33,991 >> Stephen: REALLY? >> JUST TERRIFIED. 571 00:36:34,058 --> 00:36:36,527 >> Stephen: YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE IT AT ALL. 572 00:36:36,594 --> 00:36:39,330 >> WHEN I FURST SAW THE FILM AND I THOUGHT, WELL, IT WASN'T AS 573 00:36:39,397 --> 00:36:42,867 HORRIBLE AS I THOUGHT IT IT WAS GOING TO BE. 574 00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:46,037 I SAID TO MY DIRECT, "JUST THINK WHEN I GET COMFORTABLE WITH IT, 575 00:36:46,103 --> 00:36:50,241 IT'S GOING TO BE MUCH BETTER." AND SHE SAID, "NOT NECESSARILY." 576 00:36:50,308 --> 00:36:56,447 SHE SAID, "THAT ENERGY, THAT FEAR REALLY KEEPS YOU ALIVE. 577 00:36:56,514 --> 00:36:59,517 YOU SHOW UP. >> Stephen: DO YOU STILL GET 578 00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:01,886 NERVOUS? >> I'M STILL BESIDE MYSELF WITH 579 00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:02,820 FEAR. >> Stephen: REALLY? 580 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,822 >> I CAN'T GET OVER IT, BUT IT SEEMS TO WORK. 581 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:09,160 >> Stephen: YOU HAVE A NEW SHOW CALLED "BE MY GUEST," WHERE 582 00:37:09,226 --> 00:37:14,665 YOU INVITE PEOPLE, EMILY BLUNT, NATHAN HILL, SO FAR. 583 00:37:14,732 --> 00:37:16,667 TO COOK WITH YOU. >> WE SIT AND TALK AND COOK 584 00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:20,705 TOGETHER AND WE TAKE A LITTLE RIDE AROUND EAST HAMPTON. 585 00:37:20,771 --> 00:37:22,907 >> Stephen: DO YOU LIKE INTERVIEWING PEOPLE. 586 00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:27,078 >> I DO. AM I ENCROACHING ON YOUR AREA 587 00:37:27,144 --> 00:37:28,412 HERE. I LOVE IT, I JUST LOVE. 588 00:37:28,479 --> 00:37:30,781 YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE-- I'M SURE YOU DO,s TOO? 589 00:37:30,848 --> 00:37:33,718 I LOVE THE RESEARCH. I LIKED WITH EMILY BLUNT TO SEE 590 00:37:33,784 --> 00:37:36,520 THE FIRST MOVIE SHE EVER MADE. >> Stephen: WHICH WAS? 591 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:39,724 >> IT'S CALLED "GIDEON'S DAUGHTER." 592 00:37:39,790 --> 00:37:42,226 AND SHE WAS FANTASTIC, ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. 593 00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:46,764 SO I GET TO SEE THE ARC OF SOMEBODY'S CAREER, BUT ALSO THE 594 00:37:46,831 --> 00:37:48,866 PROBLEMS THEY HAVE. LIKE EMILY HAD A STUTTER WHEN 595 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,935 SHE WAS A LITTLE GIRL. >> Stephen: I DIDN'T KNOW 596 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:54,205 THAT. >> AND IF SHE HADN'T HAD A 597 00:37:54,271 --> 00:37:57,274 STUTTER, HER TEACHER WOULDN'T HAVE TODAY SADE TO HER, "YOU 598 00:37:57,341 --> 00:37:58,876 SHOULD TRY OUT FOR THE SCHOOL PLAY." 599 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,278 SHE HAD NO INTEREST IN ACTING AND THAT CHANGED HER LIFE. 600 00:38:01,345 --> 00:38:06,083 I FIND THOSE THINGS REALLY INTERESTING TO HEAR ABOUT 601 00:38:06,150 --> 00:38:07,151 PEOPLE. >> Stephen: SPEAKING ABOUT 602 00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:10,588 PEOPLE'S EARLY CAREER. WE JUST HAD PETE BUTTIGIEG OUT 603 00:38:10,655 --> 00:38:12,123 HERE. >> I SAW YOU. 604 00:38:12,189 --> 00:38:14,558 >> Stephen: PEOPLE MAY NOT KNOW YOU WORKED IN THE WHITE 605 00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:18,829 HOUSE FOR FOUR YEARS THROUGH THE END OF THE FORD AND BEGINNING 606 00:38:18,896 --> 00:38:20,731 THE CARTER ADMINISTRATION. DO YOU MISS ANYTHING ABOUT THE 607 00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:21,932 WHITE HOUSE? >> NO. 608 00:38:21,999 --> 00:38:24,468 >> Stephen: NO HAPPY MEMORIES? >> I MEAN, IT WAS INTERESTING. 609 00:38:24,535 --> 00:38:27,972 IT WAS REALLY FUN. BUT IT WAS IN THE 70s, AND 610 00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:29,573 NOTHING HAPPENED. IT DROVE ME CRAZY. 611 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,109 >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING HAPPENED? 612 00:38:32,176 --> 00:38:35,413 >> NOTHING HAPPEN. .>> Stephen: YOU CAN GAS 613 00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:38,616 PRICES, THE CAMP DAVID ACCORD. >> YOU COULDN'T MAKE ANYTHING 614 00:38:38,683 --> 00:38:40,751 HAPPEN. YOU SEND SOMETHING TO THE BILL, 615 00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:43,721 THEY'D TAKE IT OUT, WE'D PUT IT BACK IN, THEY'D TAKE IT OUT, AND 616 00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:46,590 IT WAS A NIGHTMARE AND IT'S SO MUCH WORSE NOW. 617 00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:52,763 >> Stephen: I WAS GOING TO SAY, NOW IS NOT A BASTION OF... 618 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:57,368 BACK THEN YOU SENT YOUR BILL TO THE CAPITOL HILL, NOT A MOB. 619 00:38:57,435 --> 00:39:04,108 IN YOUR INTRODUCTION TO THE NEW BOOK, "GO-TO DINNERS," RIGHT 620 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:09,914 THERE, IT STARTS, "I LOVE YOU. COME FOR DINNER. 621 00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:12,416 ISN'T THAT THE INVITATION WE ALL WANT TO HEAR?" 622 00:39:12,483 --> 00:39:16,420 HOW DOES ONE GET THAT INVITATION TO DINNER AT YOUR HOME? 623 00:39:16,487 --> 00:39:18,589 I'M ASKING FOR A FRIEND. >> YOU'RE ASKING FOR A FRIEND. 624 00:39:18,656 --> 00:39:20,691 >> Stephen: I'M ASKING FOR A FRIEND. 625 00:39:20,758 --> 00:39:24,528 >> TELL YOUR FRIEND I WOULD LOVE YOUR FRIEND TO COME TO DINNER 626 00:39:24,595 --> 00:39:26,397 WITH HIS WIFE. >> Stephen: REALLY? 627 00:39:26,464 --> 00:39:29,700 CAN WE BRING ANYTHING? NO, JUST YOURSELVES. 628 00:39:29,767 --> 00:39:31,202 >> Stephen: INA, ANOTHER DELIGHTFUL BOOK. 629 00:39:31,268 --> 00:39:35,306 THANK YOU SO MUCH. IT'S "GO-TO DINNERS." 630 00:39:35,372 --> 00:39:38,676 INA GARTEN, SO LOVELY TO SEE YOU. 631 00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:39,877 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 632 00:39:59,930 --> 00:40:01,298 >> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW." 633 00:40:01,365 --> 00:40:04,101 TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE EDDIE REDMAYNE AND 634 00:40:04,168 --> 00:40:07,538 GEORGE R.R. MARTIN. STICK AROUND FOR JAMES CORDEN. 635 00:40:07,605 --> 00:40:08,139 GOOD NIGHT.