1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:04,938 >> ACCORDING TO "ROLLING STONE," J.D. VANCE HAS ABURNT MONKEY 2 00:00:05,004 --> 00:00:05,972 TESTICLE PROBLEM. 3 00:00:06,039 --> 00:00:08,308 THAT'S IN REFERENCE TO THE SENATE NOMINEE'S VENTURE 4 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:13,947 CAPITALIST FIRM'S BACKING OF A BIOTECH START-UP, ACCUSED OF 5 00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:16,015 TOXIC TESTING EXPOSURE ON ANIMALS, INCLUDING LEAVING SOME 6 00:00:16,082 --> 00:00:20,820 MONKEYS WITH BURNS ON THEIR GENITALS. 7 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:24,224 >> THERE IS AN EPIDEMIC SWEEPING ACROSS OUR WORLD-- MONKEYS WHO 8 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:27,594 HAVE HAD THEIR GENITAL REGION SCORCHED CLEAN. 9 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:32,966 FOR YEARS, MONKEYS HAVE WALKED AMONG US, BUT NEVER WITH ANY 10 00:00:33,032 --> 00:00:33,266 JUNK. 11 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:36,269 CURIOUS. 12 00:00:36,336 --> 00:00:41,241 WE NOW KNOW THAT J.D. VANCE IS BEHIND A CAMPAIGN TO INCINERATE 13 00:00:41,307 --> 00:00:43,443 EVERY PRIMATE'S PRIVATES. 14 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:48,314 NO WONDER KING KONG IS ALWAYS SO PISSED OFF. 15 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:52,919 J.D. VANCE COULD EASILY CUT TIES WITH THIS CONTROVERSIAL COMPANY, 16 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:57,490 UNLESS HE DOESN'T HAVE THE BALLS. 17 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:01,828 SO THIS NOVEMBER, TELL J.D. TO KEEP HIS HANDS OFF OF YOUR 18 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:02,762 MACAQUE. 19 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:05,165 >> I'M TIM RYAN, AND I DON'T NEUTER MONKEYS. 20 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:18,945 >> ANNOUNCER: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT." 21 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,947 TONIGHT: PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES: 22 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:30,657 KERRY WASHINGTON AND MUSICAL GUEST JOE WALSH 23 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:34,427 FEATURING LOUIS CATO AND THE LATE SHOW BAND. 24 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:39,265 AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK 25 00:01:39,332 --> 00:01:42,902 CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 26 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:44,971 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: PLEASE HAVE A 27 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:56,816 SEAT, EVERYBODY. 28 00:01:56,883 --> 00:01:57,984 VERY NICE. 29 00:01:58,051 --> 00:02:01,855 I GOTTA TELL YOU, MAN, WITH A GREETING THAT POWERFUL, I'M 30 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:04,491 TEMPTED TO COME OUT HERE AND DO THAT AGAIN. 31 00:02:04,557 --> 00:02:05,692 YOU KNOW. 32 00:02:05,758 --> 00:02:08,328 I THINK IT WILL FEEL JUST AS GOOD THE SECOND TIME, DON'T YOU? 33 00:02:08,394 --> 00:02:11,931 WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO "THE LATE SHOW." 34 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:13,533 I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. 35 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:21,875 A LOT OF BIG STORIES TO TALK ABOUT TONIGHT, BUT FIRST I HAVE 36 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:22,876 A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 37 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:24,711 AFTER MUCH THOUGHT AND SOUL-SEARCHING, I, STEPHEN 38 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:28,815 COLBERT, AM BANNING KANYE WEST FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER. 39 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,750 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HAVE TO. 40 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:34,554 I HAVE TO. 41 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:36,689 LINE IN THE SAND. 42 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:48,334 IN FACT, AS HOST OF "THE LATE SHOW," MY JURISDICTION EXTENDS 43 00:02:48,401 --> 00:02:49,903 TO THE NORTHERN HALF OF TIMES SQUARE. 44 00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:52,105 HE CAN'T COME NORTH OF BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP. 45 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:53,673 I HAVE TO. 46 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:55,608 I I HAVE TO. 47 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,443 STAY OUT OF TIMES SQUARE. 48 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:58,811 HE'S BEEN CREEPING OUT THE ELMOS. 49 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:00,847 AND THEY'VE SEEN A LOT. 50 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:04,384 AND I JUST WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT HERE AND POINT OUT THIS NEXT 51 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:10,557 PART IT THE COURAGEOUS PART-- I'M ENDING ALL OF OUR 52 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:12,091 HIGH-PROFILE COLLABS, INCLUDING, BUT NOT RESTRICTED TO, OUR 53 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:16,095 COLLECTION OF SPREADABLE JAMS, STRAWBEEZY JELLEEZY. 54 00:03:16,162 --> 00:03:28,942 AND I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO RELEASE OUR DUO ALBUM, "YE AND 55 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:32,111 PMEN, SING FIDDLER ON THE ROOF." 56 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:36,449 I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN TOO LONG IN COMING. 57 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:40,420 I HAVE NO EXCUSES FOR WHY I DIDN'T DO IT BEFORE, EXCEPT THAT 58 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:43,389 HE'S NEVER BEEN ON THE SHOW, HE HAD NO PLANS TO BE ON THE SHOW, 59 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:49,963 WE HAVE NEVER ASKED HIM TO BE ON THE SHOW, AND I'M NOT SURE HE'S 60 00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:52,298 AWARE I HAVE A SHOW. 61 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:54,500 ( LAUGHTER ) BUT I HAD TO DO IT NOW, BECAUSE 62 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:57,971 I WAS AFRAID HE WOULD JUST SHOW UP AT ANY MOMENT, BECAUSE THAT'S 63 00:03:58,037 --> 00:03:59,405 WHAT HE DID YESTERDAY. 64 00:03:59,472 --> 00:04:03,910 THE SHOE COMPANY SKECHERS SAYS IT HAD TO ESCORT KANYE WEST FROM 65 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,778 ITS OFFICES AFTER AN UNANNOUNCED VISIT. 66 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:09,916 IN FIVE YEARS, THE IDEA OF AN "UNANNOUNCED VISIT FROM KANYE" 67 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:13,920 HAS GONE FROM AMAZING! TO "SIR, YOU NEED TO LEAVE THIS 68 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:16,556 SKECHERS." 69 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:22,595 ( APPLAUSE ) TRY PAY LESS. 70 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:23,930 TRY PAY LESS SHOES. 71 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,932 UNLIKE WITH ADIDAS, KANYE NEVER HAD A DEAL WITH SKECHERS. 72 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:28,501 APPARENTLY, KANYE IS SO DESPERATE, HE'S JUST DRIVING 73 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:31,371 AROUND AND SEARCHING GOOGLE MAPS "SHOES NEAR ME." 74 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:34,107 ( LAUGHTER ) AT THIS POINT, HE'S GOING TO 75 00:04:34,173 --> 00:04:37,043 HAVE TO SET HIS SIGHTS LOWER AND BE CELEBRITY SPOKESMAN FOR 76 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:41,414 SLIPPERS THAT COME WITH THE ROBE. 77 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:49,288 YOU KNOW THEIR SLOGAN: "THROW US AWAY!" 78 00:04:49,355 --> 00:04:52,091 ( LAUGHTER ) SPEAKING OF SKETCHY, TESLA 79 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:54,961 C.E.O. AND COUSIN SAYING: "AY-OH, TAKE A PICTURE OF ME 80 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:58,731 WITH THE SPACE DONGS!" ELON MUSK. 81 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:01,934 THIS WEEK, MUSK ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS GOING TO BUY TWITTER, AND 82 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:07,940 THE DEAL WILL BE FINAL BY TOMORROW, TOMORROW, RIGHT? 83 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:09,709 IN ANTICIPATION OF THE TAKEOVER, MUSK CHANGED HIS TWITTER BIO TO 84 00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:14,480 "CHIEF TWIT." 85 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:15,314 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 86 00:05:15,381 --> 00:05:18,384 NOT BAD. 87 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:19,452 IT'S NOT TOO BAD. 88 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:22,622 NOT TOO BAD. 89 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:24,957 I WOULD HAVE GONE WITH "TWIT FOR BRAINS." 90 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:29,762 MUSK ALSO POSTED THIS TWEET: "ENTERING TWITTER H.Q. -- LET 91 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:32,965 THAT SINK IN!" ALONGSIDE A VIDEO OF HIM WALKING INTO THE BUILDING 92 00:05:33,032 --> 00:05:37,670 HOLDING A SINK. 93 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:39,238 GET IT? 94 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:40,306 HE WANTED TO VISUALIZE A PUN. 95 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:44,210 LET ME TRY! 96 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:47,213 ELON, YOU'RE CLEARLY UNHINGED ( LAUGHTER ) 97 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:58,257 ( APPLAUSE ) S YOU HAVE A SCREW LOOSE. 98 00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:00,593 YOU HAVE A SCREW LOOSE. 99 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:01,160 YOU'RE NUTS! 100 00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:04,931 YOU'RE NUTS. 101 00:06:04,997 --> 00:06:12,805 AND, FRANKLY, HARD TO WATCH, SINCE YOU'RE A TOOL OF RUSSIAN 102 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:20,747 PROP-- PROP-- PROP-- PROP-A-GANDER. 103 00:06:20,813 --> 00:06:31,657 YOU OKAY? 104 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:34,961 THAT BIT ALMOST KILLED OUR STAGE MANAGER MARK OVER THERE. 105 00:06:35,027 --> 00:06:37,196 YOU OKAY, BUDDY? 106 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:38,397 OKAY. 107 00:06:38,464 --> 00:06:39,565 I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO TWITTER ON HIS FIRST BAD DAY AS C.E.O: 108 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:44,437 "OUR STOCK IS IN THE TOILET!" ( LAUGHTER ) 109 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:45,938 OH, WHAT HAVE WE GOT. 110 00:06:46,005 --> 00:06:47,073 IS THIS AN UPDATE? 111 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:52,478 THIS IS AN UPDATE ON GEORGIA REPUBLICAN SENATE CANDIDATE 112 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:57,150 HERSCHEL WALKER ( BOOING ) 113 00:06:57,216 --> 00:06:57,950 SEEN HERE WARNING THAT THERE MAY BE A GIANT HERSCHEL WALKER ON 114 00:06:58,017 --> 00:06:59,185 THE LOOSE! 115 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,420 YESTERDAY, A SECOND WOMAN CAME FORWARD CLAIMING THAT WALKER NOT 116 00:07:01,487 --> 00:07:05,892 ONLY PAID FOR HER TO GET AN ABORTION BUT DROVE HER TO THE 117 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:07,126 CLINIC. 118 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:10,897 HE WENT THERE SO MUCH, I ASSUME AT THIS POINT, HE HAD HIS OWN 119 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:12,698 PARKING SPOT. 120 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:20,907 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 121 00:07:20,973 --> 00:07:23,743 WALKER DISMISSED THIS STORY AS A LIE, BUT HIS PILE OF SCANDALS 122 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,778 MIGHT BE GETTING TOO BIG EVEN FOR FOX NEWS, BECAUSE BRETT 123 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:27,313 BAIER PUSHED BACK. 124 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:31,617 >> I TALKED TO A NUMBER OF VOTERS TODAY, SOME OF THEM, 125 00:07:31,684 --> 00:07:34,187 THESE ACCUSATIONS AFFECTED THEM, TO BE HONEST. 126 00:07:34,253 --> 00:07:37,490 THEY SAID THEY JUST WEREN'T SURE, AND THEY DIDN'T KNOW IF 127 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:44,230 ANOTHER SHOE WAS GOING TO DROP. 128 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:47,700 >> Stephen: ANOTHER SHOE GONNA DROP? 129 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:49,302 HOW MANY FEET DOES HERSCHEL WALKER HAVE? 130 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:51,537 IS HE A CENTIPEDE? 131 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:56,242 IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY HE WAS SUCH A GOOD RUNNING BACK. 132 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,077 WITH THE MIDTERMS COMING UP, PRESIDENT JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN 133 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,645 IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO PUSH HIS PARTY OVER THE TOP. 134 00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:01,714 NOW HE'S REACHING OUT TO YOUR AVERAGE JOE SIX-CYLINDER BY 135 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:07,520 PLAYING UP HIS CAR GUY PERSONA, HOPING HIS GEAR-HEAD REPUTATION 136 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:09,255 WILL APPEAL TO THE REPUBLICAN BASE. 137 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:13,092 YES, WITH THE FATE OF OUR NATION AT STAKE, THE DEMOCRATS HAVE A 138 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,027 PLAN: REPUBLICANS. 139 00:08:15,094 --> 00:08:20,266 ( LAUGHTER ) JUST LAST NIGHT, BIDEN WENT ON 140 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,602 "JAY LENO'S GARAGE" HOSTED BY JAY LENO AND HIS SIDEKICK, 141 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:25,838 GARAGE, WHERE HE AND JAY WENT FOR A RIDE IN A '78 FORD PICKUP 142 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:29,075 THAT HAD BEEN CONVERTED TO ALL ELECTRIC. 143 00:08:29,141 --> 00:08:30,943 >> IF YOU JUST GOT IN THIS AND DROVE AND DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS AN 144 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:31,911 ELECTRIC, WOULD YOU KNOW RIGHT AWAY? 145 00:08:31,978 --> 00:08:33,479 DOES IT FEEL DIFFERENT TO YOU? 146 00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:35,214 >> FEELS DIFFERENT IN THREE WAYS. 147 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:36,549 ONE, IT'S QUIET. 148 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:42,455 QUIET AS HELL. 149 00:08:42,521 --> 00:08:46,659 >> Stephen: YEAH, IT IS QUIET AS HELL. 150 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:48,461 THEY MIGHT WANT SOME SOUND, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT SOUNDS 151 00:08:48,527 --> 00:08:49,662 DANGEROUS? 152 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,330 A COMPLETELY SILENT 44-YEAR-OLD TRUCK DRIVEN BY GRANDPA WHO 153 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:54,033 HASN'T BEEN BEHIND THE WHEEL IN TWO YEARS. 154 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:56,302 ( LAUGHTER ) OKAY. 155 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:59,672 HONK THE HORN OR SOMETHING. 156 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:01,274 LENO IS WELL AWARE HOW RARE DRIVING IS FOR BIDEN. 157 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:02,541 >> THIS IS THE ONLY TIME YOU GET TO DRIVE IS WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME. 158 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:03,542 >> YEAH, IT IS! 159 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:04,176 THAT'S THE GOD'S TRUTH. 160 00:09:04,243 --> 00:09:05,077 AND I MISS IT. 161 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:10,116 >> I KNOW. 162 00:09:10,182 --> 00:09:14,186 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I TAKE THE CORVETTE OUT OF THE GARAGE AND 163 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:22,194 RUN UP AND DOWN THE DRIVEWAY. 164 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:23,496 >> STEPHEN: NOT SURE THAT'S THE MOST REASSURING IMAGE. 165 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:25,097 "I KNOW SOME SKEPTICS WORRY THAT BIDEN ISN'T QUITE WITH IT. 166 00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:27,633 BUT YOU'D CHANGE YOUR MIND IF YOU COULD JUST SEE HIM GOING UP 167 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:31,237 AND DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE DRIVEWAY FOR HOURS, MUTTERING, 168 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:35,341 'I MISS THIS.'" ( LAUGHTER ) 169 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,677 THEN THINGS GOT WILD WHEN, FOR SOME REASON, BIDEN DRAG RACED 170 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:40,146 AGAINST COLIN POWELL'S SON MICHAEL POWELL. 171 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:41,047 >> GENTLEMEN, ARE YOU READY TO GO? 172 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:41,414 >> READY TO GO. 173 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:42,982 >> READY! 174 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:45,051 >> MAY THE BEST CORVETTE WIN! 175 00:09:45,117 --> 00:09:47,520 ON YOUR MARK. 176 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:48,321 GET SET. 177 00:09:48,387 --> 00:09:49,288 GO! 178 00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:57,964 ( TIRES SQUEALING ) ( ROCK MUSIC ) 179 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:04,770 >> STEPHEN: HOLY MALARKEY! 180 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:11,510 JOE BIDEN PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL AND HIT 118 MILES PER 181 00:10:11,577 --> 00:10:12,078 HOUR. 182 00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:13,612 HE'S STILL GOT IT! 183 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:16,816 HE'S STILL GOT IT, BABY! 184 00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:17,717 WOOO! 185 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:21,354 ( APPLAUSE ) ANY FASTER, AND HE WOULD'VE 186 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:26,625 DRIVEN BACK TO 1955 AND MADE OUT WITH MARTY MCFLY'S MOM! 187 00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:29,395 WHICH I'M PRETTY SURE HE DID IN 1955. 188 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,797 ( LAUGHTER ) IF YOU LIKED THAT FOOTAGE, YOU 189 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:34,133 CAN SEE MORE IN BIDEN'S UPCOMING MOVIE, "FAST AND FURIOUS: 2 OLD 190 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:37,770 2 DRIVE." 191 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,305 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 192 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:46,812 ♪ GO GREASED LIGHTNING GO GREASED LIGHTNING ♪ 193 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:49,248 THANK YOU SPEAKING OF OLD GUYS, WE GOT A 194 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:53,853 FUN TIDBIT FROM HIS HOLINESS, POPE FRANCIS, SEEN HERE GREETING 195 00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:55,054 CUSTOMERS AT WALMART. 196 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:58,524 THE PONTIFF MADE HEADLINES YESTERDAY WHEN HE URGED PRIESTS 197 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:03,529 AND NUNS TO DELETE PORN FROM THEIR PHONES. 198 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:04,463 PRIESTS? 199 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:04,764 NUNS? 200 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:05,431 PHONES? 201 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,332 PORN? 202 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:07,533 POPE? 203 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,102 OH, MY. 204 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,303 ( LAUGHTER ) AND HERE I THOUGHT THE STEAMIEST 205 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:16,108 THING TO HAPPEN TO THE VATICAN WAS JUDE LAW. 206 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,977 NOW, OBVIOUSLY, IL PAPA IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT MEN AND WOMEN OF THE 207 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:19,678 CLOTH WATCHING THE DIRTY VIDEOS. 208 00:11:19,745 --> 00:11:26,085 HE WARNED AGAINST PORN, SAYING "THE DEVIL ENTERS FROM THERE." 209 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:27,420 BUT BASED ON WHAT I KNOW ABOUT PORN, THE DEVIL CAN ENTER FROM A 210 00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:29,388 BUNCH OF DIFFERENT PLACES. 211 00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:30,389 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 212 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:34,894 THANK YOU. 213 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,963 THANK YOU. 214 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,198 >> STEPHEN: WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 215 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:40,433 MY GUEST IS KERRY WASHINGTON. 216 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:45,971 BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, SOME KIDS AND I DISCUSS SPOOKY HALLOWEEN 217 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:49,442 MOVIES. 218 00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:51,510 STICK AROUND. 219 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:21,307 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HEY, GIVE IT UP 220 00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:24,610 FOR THE BAND! 221 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:30,950 ( APPLAUSE ) WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 222 00:12:31,016 --> 00:12:33,953 FOLKS, IT'S NO SECRET THAT I LOVE HALLOWEEN. 223 00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:35,488 AND MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT THE SPOOKY SEASON IS ALL OF THE 224 00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:36,922 TERRIFYING MOVIES THAT COME OUT THIS TIME OF YEAR. 225 00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:40,993 AND I DON'T THINK SCARY MOVIES SHOULD BE JUST FOR ADULTS. 226 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,996 HALLOWEEN IS FOR CHILDREN, AND THEY DESERVE SCARY MOVIES OF 227 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:48,100 THEIR OWN. 228 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,502 SO RECENTLY I SAT DOWN WITH A GROUP OF KIDS TO FIND OUT WHAT 229 00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:50,336 THEY WANT IN A HALLOWEEN MOVIE. 230 00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:54,940 THIS IS "KIDS PITCH!" ( BELL RINGS ). 231 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:56,909 >> Stephen: HI, EVERYBODY. 232 00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:58,110 >> HI! 233 00:12:58,177 --> 00:13:01,280 >> Stephen: ARE YOU EXCITED TO MAKE THE SCARIEST MOVIE EVER? 234 00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:01,780 >> YES! 235 00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:02,915 >> Stephen: ME, TOO. 236 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:05,551 I ASKED YOU GUYS TO DRAW SOME PICTURES OF SCARY THINGS. 237 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,187 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT YOU GUYS DID. 238 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,221 IS THIS YOU, AVA? 239 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,389 >> YES, THIS IS MINE. 240 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,323 >> Stephen: WHO IS THIS? 241 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:14,226 >> HIS NAME IS NO ONE BECAUSE HE HAS NO NAME. 242 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:14,894 >> Stephen: WOW. 243 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,163 >> HE IS JUST, LIKE, A SMILE. 244 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:18,063 THAT'S IT. 245 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,199 NO BODY, NO LIMBS. 246 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,368 SO THERE'S A BACK STORY TO IT. 247 00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:25,738 WHEN I WAS WALKING OUTSIDE TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH BY MYSELF, I 248 00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:30,242 JUST HEARD-- I JUST HEARD, LIKE, SOME KID MUSIC, LIKE -- 249 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,410 >> Stephen: KID MUSIC? 250 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:38,951 >> YEAH, I HEARD IT, LIKE, FAR AWAY. 251 00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:41,720 >> Stephen: LIKE AN ICE CREAM TRUCK KIND OF MOVIE. 252 00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:42,888 >> YEAH! 253 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,257 I HEARD ICE CREAM TRUCK MUSIC, BUT THERE WAS NO ICE CREAM. 254 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:45,925 THERE WAS NONE. 255 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:46,959 I CHECKED EVERYWHERE. 256 00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:48,894 I CHECKED EVERYWHERE. 257 00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:49,995 AROUND MY HOUSE. 258 00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:51,797 >> Stephen: SO IS THIS THE NIGHT TIME AROUND HIM, OR IS 259 00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:54,967 THIS THE DARKNESS THAT JUST SURROUNDS HIM EVERYWHERE HE 260 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,969 >> THAT'S THE DARKNESS THAT SURROUNDS HIM. 261 00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,304 HE'S UNDER THE BED RIGHT NOW. 262 00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,338 >> Stephen: HE'S UNDER THE BED? 263 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,539 >> YEAH. 264 00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:03,309 YOU HEAR SOME MUSIC BOX, AND THEN IT GOES-- AND THEN WHEN YOU 265 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:07,046 LOOK UNDER THE BED, LIKE, VERY CAREFULLY, AND THEN THE MUSIC 266 00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:08,080 GOES BEHIND YOU. 267 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:10,416 THAT MEANS HE'S BEHIND YOU ABOUT TO KILL YOU. 268 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:12,685 >> Stephen: THAT'S ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING. 269 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:13,852 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 270 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:18,057 ALL RIGHT, OOH, THERE'S SOME INTRICATE STUFF GOING ON HERE. 271 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:19,058 MAXWELL, IS THIS YOU? 272 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:20,226 >> YEAH. 273 00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:22,728 >> Stephen: MAXWELL WHAT'S GOING ON, IT LOOKS LIKE A TEDDY 274 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,263 BEAR WITH SOMEONE ON HIS CHEST. 275 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,598 >> THAT'S FREDDIE. 276 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,233 >> Stephen: TELL ME ABOUT FREDDIE. 277 00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:29,668 >> DO YOU KNOW WHO FREDDIE KRUEGER IS? 278 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:31,103 >> OH, YEAH. 279 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:34,006 >> FREDDIE KRUEGER PLAYED HIM. 280 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:36,308 >> Stephen: THIS IS FREDDIE KRUEGER? 281 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,677 >> YES, HE'S JUST PLAYING AS FREDDIE. 282 00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:43,015 >> Stephen: IS HE FREDDIE KRUEGER PRETENDING TO BE 283 00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:47,052 SOMEBODY NAMED FREDDIE OR SOMEBODY PRETENDING TO BE 284 00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:47,953 FREDDIE KRUEGER. 285 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,089 >> THE ACTOR OF FREDDIE IS FREDDIE KRUEGER. 286 00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:53,259 >> THE ACTOR WHO PLAYS ROBERT ENGLAND IS PLAYING THIS 287 00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:54,260 CHARACTER. 288 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:59,932 AND WHAT IS THIS CHARACTER'S NAME. 289 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:00,666 >> FREDDIE ( LAUGHTER ). 290 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:01,967 >> Stephen: THANK YOU. 291 00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:02,501 THIS IS YOU. 292 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,969 OKAY. 293 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:04,937 >> YEAH. 294 00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:08,274 >> Stephen: TELL ME WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT HERE. 295 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,075 >> IT'S CALLED EVIL MONSTER. 296 00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:12,544 >> Stephen: WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN HERE-- 297 00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:13,178 >> OH,. 298 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:13,679 >> Stephen: THAT'S A GHOST. 299 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:14,847 THAT WAS A GHOST. 300 00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:17,249 THERE'S NO WAY THAT JUST HAPPENED. 301 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,550 THAT IS TERRIFYING. 302 00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:21,053 MY HEART JUST STOPPED. 303 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,588 DID THAT SCARE ANYBODY ELSE? 304 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:23,522 >> NO. 305 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,158 >> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU NOT SCARED, MELANIE? 306 00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:28,427 >> IT CAN FALL OFF AUTOMATICALLY. 307 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:31,096 >> Stephen: BUT IT DID BEFORE AND NOBODY DID ANYTHING. 308 00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:32,264 THAT'S GOT TO BE A GHOST. 309 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:34,366 >> I'M NOT SCARED. 310 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,836 >> PROBABLY MY DEAD GRANDMA TOUCHING THAT. 311 00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:39,004 >> Stephen: COULD BE A FRIEND OF YOURS. 312 00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:42,875 >> OH, MY GOSH, THIS IS REALLY SCARY. 313 00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:44,710 THAT MONKEY IS LOOKING STRAIGHT INTO MY EYES. 314 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,512 >> Stephen: THAT MONKEY? 315 00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:46,945 >> YEAH. 316 00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:48,013 >> IT'S CREEPY. 317 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,114 >> OH, YEAH. 318 00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:51,850 >> Stephen: IS THAT A CREEPY MORNINGY. 319 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:54,253 >> IT'S BEING POSSESSED BY A DEMON. 320 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,156 >> Stephen: WHO IS THE HERO OF THIS MOVIE, KINGSTON? 321 00:15:57,222 --> 00:16:01,093 >> HOW ABOUT WE PUT, LIKE, THIS BOY NAMED PETER WHO LOVES TO DO 322 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:05,964 BAD STUFF, AND THEN WHEN HE DOES BAD, HE GETS THE BAD IN HIM. 323 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:09,368 >> Stephen: SO IN OTHER WORDS, HE INVITES THE DEMON IN BY BEING 324 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,337 BAD, AND THEN HE GETS WORSE? 325 00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:12,504 >> YEAH! 326 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:16,275 >> Stephen: OKAY, WHO IS THE MAIN VILLAIN, GHOST OR MONSTER 327 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:19,111 OF OUR MOVIE? 328 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:19,445 AVA. 329 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:20,179 >> NO ONE. 330 00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:21,046 >> YEAH. 331 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:24,149 >> BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO BE REALLY BIG. 332 00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,719 >> AND HE'S SLEEPING AS PETER. 333 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:27,786 PETER IS SLEEPING. 334 00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:29,822 >> Stephen: PETER IS THE BOY WHO IS SLEEPING WHO GETS 335 00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:33,892 POSSESSED BY THE DEMON WHEN HE DOES SOMETHING BAD AND THE DEMON 336 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:37,463 SEES IT AS AN OPPORTUNITY AND NO ONE POSSESSES HIM. 337 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:38,230 DOES THAT SOUND RIGHT. 338 00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:39,331 >> NO ONE. 339 00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,467 >> Stephen: HOW DOES OUR DEMON MORNINGY FIT INTO THIS? 340 00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,902 >> HE'S THE MONKEY THAT DIED THAT POSSESSED HIM. 341 00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:48,273 >> Stephen: IT'S A MONKEY WHO BECOMES A DEMON WHO POSSESSES NO 342 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:52,277 ONE WHO BECOMES A DEMON AND NO ONE POSSESSES PETER. 343 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:58,250 IT'S LIKE AATUREDUCKEN OF EVIL. 344 00:16:58,317 --> 00:16:59,918 AS IT TURDUCKEN OF EVIL. 345 00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:01,286 MELANIE, YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY? 346 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:07,092 >> HE HAS A LITTLE DANCE FOR YOU TO SHOW. 347 00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:08,293 GO, TESS! 348 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:12,264 >> YOU'RE ALL-- YOU'RE ALL POSSESSED BY A DEMON. 349 00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:15,868 >> Stephen: MAXWELL, HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN SOMEONE IS 350 00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:17,069 POSSESSED? 351 00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:20,072 >> BECAUSE I CAN CROSS MY EYES AND, LIKE, A FAKE CLONE COMES 352 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,807 OUT OF THE BODY. 353 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,008 >> YEAH. 354 00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:25,744 >> Stephen: WHEN I CROSS MY EYES I SEE-- I SEE TWO OF ALL OF 355 00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:26,044 YOU. 356 00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:26,812 >> YEAH. 357 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,080 >> Stephen: WHICH ONE IS THE DEMON? 358 00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:28,781 >> ME! 359 00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:30,282 >> THE DEMON IS THE BLURRY ONE. 360 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,284 >> Stephen: WOW. 361 00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:38,257 WHAT MADE NO ONE TURN INTO THE MONSTER THAT THEY ARE? 362 00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:42,861 >> I THINK IT WAS BECAUSE SOME OF-- HIS MOM AND HIS DAD CAN 363 00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,830 COME UP WITH A NAME, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 364 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,200 >> Stephen: HIS MOM AND HIS DAD COULDN'T COME UP WITH A NAME 365 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,702 >> AND THEY THREW HIM OUT OF THE WINDOW BECAUSE -- 366 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:52,070 >> Stephen: THAT YOU OF THEY THREW A BABY? 367 00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:53,205 >> YEAH. 368 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,307 >> Stephen: HOW OLD WAS HE WHEN HE GOT THROWN OUT OF THE 369 00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:55,774 WINDOW. 370 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:56,875 >> TWO MONTHS OLD. 371 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:59,578 >> Stephen: A TWO-MONTH-OLD BABY GOT THROWN OUT OF THE 372 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,815 WINDOW WITH NO NAME AND HOW DID HE TURN INTO THE MONSTER OF NO 373 00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:03,982 ONE? 374 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:07,386 >> WHEN THE PARENTS THREW HIM OUT, IT THREW NO ONE OUT THE 375 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:11,790 WINDOW, HE STARTED ROLLING UNTIL, LIKE, LIKE, TOXIC, LIKE, 376 00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:12,291 GAS. 377 00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:14,827 AND THEN HE MUTATED. 378 00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:18,197 >> Stephen: SO THEY LIVE NEAR A SUPERFUND SITE. 379 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,633 AND HE GOT INTO SOME TOXIC CHEMICALS. 380 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:22,734 AVA, WHO HELPS PETER? 381 00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:26,271 >> SO, PETER WILL HAVE AN ANGEL NEXT TO HIM. 382 00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:28,040 >> Stephen: AN ANGEL. 383 00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:28,740 >> YEAH. 384 00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:29,842 >> Stephen: THAT'S INTERESTING. 385 00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:32,277 SO IT'S AN ANGEL FIGHTING A DEMON. 386 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:34,046 THAT'S A CLASSIC MATCH-UP. 387 00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:37,115 WHO WANTS FEATURE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 388 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:37,583 >> YES. 389 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:38,417 >> Stephen: YES? 390 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,285 >> I KNOW WHAT HER NAME'S GOING TO BE. 391 00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:43,121 >> Stephen: WHAT'S THE GIRLFRIEND'S NAME GOING TO BE? 392 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:44,289 >> TAN JELLICA. 393 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:49,094 >> Stephen: ANGELICA, AND THERE'S AN ANGEL AND A GIRL 394 00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:51,630 NAMED ANGELICA. 395 00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:56,768 DOES HIS GIRLFRIEND TURN OUT TO BE THE HERO? 396 00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:57,970 >> YES. 397 00:18:58,036 --> 00:19:01,106 >> HE PROBABLY WANTS A PLACE TO HIDE AND MAYBE PETER IS VERY 398 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:04,376 VALUABLE AND HAS KNOWLEDGE HE NEEDS TO KNOW OR SOMETHING SO 399 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,478 HE'S TRYING TO GET INTO HIS BLAINE. 400 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:09,481 >> Stephen: HE NEEDS A PLACE TO LIVE AND IT'S INSIDE OF PETER 401 00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:12,885 AND HE GETS INTO PETER AND FIND OUT THERE'S GREAT INFORMATION IN 402 00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:13,585 PETER'S HEAD. 403 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,586 NOW HE HAS THAT INFORMATION. 404 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,422 >> AND THAT'S WHERE PETER FIGHTS BACK. 405 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,692 >> Stephen: SO THE MOVIE IS TAKING PLACE INSIDE THE HEAD OF 406 00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:23,262 THE BOY WHO IS POSSESSED BY THE DEMON. 407 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:28,500 AND, AGAIN, LET'S GET BACK TO THIS, THE DEMON HIMSELF IS A 408 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:33,505 DEMON INSIDE THE MORNINGY WHO IS INSIDE NO ONE WHO IS NOW INSIDE 409 00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:34,673 OF PETER. 410 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:38,977 >> AND THE WAY THEY GET THE DEMON OUT IS THE SPRAY-- IT'S 411 00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:42,147 KIND OF LIKE HAIRSPRAY, BUT... 412 00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:43,248 SERIOUSLY, IT'S TRUE. 413 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:45,584 >> Stephen: YOU CAN CHASE AWAY A DEMON WITH HAIRSPRAY? 414 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:46,118 >> IT'S TRUE. 415 00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:46,919 >> Stephen: IT'S TRUE? 416 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,287 >> YEAH, IT'S TRUE. 417 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,757 >> Stephen: LIKE WALK WHATNET. 418 00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:55,060 WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE. 419 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:55,727 >> HAIRSPRAY. 420 00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:57,529 >> Stephen: ANY OLD HAIRSPRAY. 421 00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:01,099 >> BECAUSE IT'S PETER'S MIND HE CAN IMAGINE HE HAD WEAPONS AND 422 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,035 THEN THE WEAPONS JUST COME INTO HIS HANDS. 423 00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:06,138 >> Stephen: OH, BECAUSE WHEN HE IMAGINES THEM IN HIS MIND 424 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:07,539 THEY TURN REAL IN HIS MIND. 425 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:11,743 >> YEAH, SO IF HE IMAGINES THE SWORD, HE GETS A SWORD. 426 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:17,416 IF HE IMAGINES A LIEB SABER, HE GETS A LIGHT SABER. 427 00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:18,517 ANYTHING HE IMAGINES HE GETS. 428 00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,052 >> Stephen: I LOVE THAT. 429 00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:23,956 WHAT IS SOMETHING SCARY THE VILLAIN SAYS? 430 00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:26,191 >> "I CAN HEAR YOU." 431 00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:27,926 >> Stephen: YOU LIKE, THAT AVA? 432 00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:28,927 >> VERY MUCH. 433 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:31,196 >> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT THE SOUNDTRACK, YOU GUYS. 434 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:35,334 WHAT SHOULD THE MUSIC IN THE TV SERIES OR MOVIE WE'RE MAKING 435 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,268 SOUND LIKE? 436 00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:37,436 YES, MAXWELL. 437 00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:44,776 >> MAYBE IT SHOULD BE, LIKE, IMAGINE DRAGONS... "BELIEVER." 438 00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:46,678 >> Stephen: YOU SING A LITTLE BIT FOR ME? 439 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:54,319 >> YOU TAKE ME UP, YOU TAKE ME DOWN, BELIEVER. 440 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,588 ALL THE VOICES IN MY HEAD. 441 00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,191 I'M FIRED UP, I'M TIRED OF THE VOICES IN MY HEAD. 442 00:20:59,257 --> 00:21:00,792 >> Stephen: VOICES IN MY HEAD. 443 00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:04,062 THAT'S THE FIGHT BETWEEN THE ANGEL AND THE DEMON, RIGHT? 444 00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:04,963 >> YEAH! 445 00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:07,833 >> Stephen: WHAT'S THE TITLE OF OUR MOVIE? 446 00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:11,336 ( ALL TALKING AT ONCE ) >> Stephen: TELL YOU WHAT, 447 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:14,606 STAND UP, JUST GET TOGETHER AND TALK TO EACH OTHER AND TELL ME 448 00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:15,140 THE ANSWER. 449 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,908 COME UP WITH A TITLE. 450 00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:19,611 I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO FINDING OUT THE NAME OF THE 451 00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:20,145 MOVIE. 452 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:21,813 >> "THE CHOSEN ONES." 453 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:22,981 "I CAN HEAR YOU." 454 00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:25,617 >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT'S THE MOVIE WE'RE GOING TO 455 00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:26,485 MAKE. 456 00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:34,292 ONE, TWO, THREE "INSIDE GOODBYE: HELL-O!" 457 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:35,527 >> Stephen: THANK YOU, KIDS! 458 00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:43,368 WHEN WE RETURN, I WILL DEBUT THE SPOOKY STAR-FILLED TRAILER FOR 459 00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:44,436 "INSIDE GOODBYE: HELL-O!" 460 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:56,048 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK! 461 00:21:56,114 --> 00:22:01,920 FOR THOSE OF YOU JUST JOINING US, PREVIOUSLY ON "THE LATE 462 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,923 SHOW," I SAT DOWNING WITH A ROOM FULL OF KIDS TO COME UP WITH A 463 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,091 BLOCKBUSTER SCARY MOVIE CALLED "INSIDE GOODBYE: HELL-O!" 464 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:11,630 WELL I'M PROUD TO "GOODBYE: HELL-O!" 465 00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:13,699 WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE FIRST-LOOK TRAILER. 466 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,820 >> ICE CREAM TRUCK MUSIC? 467 00:22:34,886 --> 00:22:40,826 ( LAUGHTER ) IS THERE'S NO ICE CREAM. 468 00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:45,263 THERE'S NONE. 469 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:50,969 AAARRGHH! 470 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,805 >> MY NAME IS PETER. 471 00:22:53,872 --> 00:23:01,179 AND I LOVE TO DO BAD STUFF. 472 00:23:01,246 --> 00:23:09,187 >> WELL, PETER, I'M TAKING YOU UNDER MY WING. 473 00:23:09,254 --> 00:23:12,090 SERGEANT ANGELICA, DEMON DETECTIVE. 474 00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:15,660 >> HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY DETECT DEMONS? 475 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:16,728 >> SIMPLE. 476 00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:20,699 I CAN CROSS MY EYES. 477 00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:24,002 AND THEN THE FAKE CLONE COMES OUT OF THE BODY. 478 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,805 I'M TRACK A DEMON THAT TAKES MANY FORMS. 479 00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:36,014 >> HELLO! 480 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:42,954 >> TURDUCKEN OF EVIL. 481 00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:57,903 ♪ ♪ ♪ 482 00:23:57,969 --> 00:23:59,171 ♪ ♪ ♪ 483 00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:03,742 >> OH, THIS IS REALLY SCARY. 484 00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:05,877 THAT MONKEY IS STARING STRAIGHT INTO MY EYES. 485 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,479 >> DON'T BE A BABY! 486 00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:20,025 IT'S JUST AN OLD TOY I FOUND UNDER YOUR BED. 487 00:24:20,091 --> 00:24:22,661 ( SCREAMING ) ♪ ♪ ♪ 488 00:24:22,727 --> 00:24:23,762 >> HELLO, PETER. 489 00:24:23,829 --> 00:24:26,531 >> WHO ARE YOU? 490 00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:28,767 ( LAUGHS ) >> I'M NO ONE. 491 00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:31,636 >> OKAY, YOU'RE NO ONE, BUT, LIKE, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 492 00:24:31,703 --> 00:24:34,139 >> I DON'T HAVE ONE. 493 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:37,375 >> HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? 494 00:24:37,442 --> 00:24:43,181 ♪ ♪ ♪ >> HE'S BEAUTIFUL. 495 00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:46,451 >> SALUTE PERFECTION. 496 00:24:46,518 --> 00:24:48,286 WHAT SHOULD WE CALL HIM? 497 00:24:48,353 --> 00:24:52,023 >> I DON'T KNOW. 498 00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:56,828 >> YEAH, ME, NEITHER. 499 00:24:56,895 --> 00:25:04,269 >> WELL, THEN... 500 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:08,440 >> WAKE UP! 501 00:25:08,506 --> 00:25:11,443 ( GASPS ) PETER! 502 00:25:11,509 --> 00:25:11,943 DEMON! 503 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,745 >> IMAGINE SWORD. 504 00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:17,015 IMAGINE LIGHT SABER. 505 00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:18,683 AND, OF COURSING, IMAGINE DRAGONS. 506 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:22,687 >> THIS IS A SPECIAL VERSION. 507 00:25:22,754 --> 00:25:27,158 HIT IT ♪ FIRST THINGS FIRST 508 00:25:27,225 --> 00:25:28,793 I'MA SAY ALL THE WORDS INSIDE MY HEAD 509 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:33,164 ♪ I'M FIRED UP AND TIRED OF THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ♪ 510 00:25:33,231 --> 00:25:37,168 >> IT'S PROBABLY JUST MY DEAD GRANDMA 511 00:25:37,235 --> 00:25:41,172 ♪ YOU TAKE ME UP YOU TAKE ME DOWN 512 00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:43,541 BELIEVER BELIEVER. 513 00:25:43,608 --> 00:25:45,277 >> YOUR WEAPONS HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME. 514 00:25:45,343 --> 00:25:50,849 >> HERE, PETER, TRY THIS. 515 00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:53,184 NOT THE HAIRSPRAY! 516 00:25:53,251 --> 00:25:56,588 NO! 517 00:25:56,655 --> 00:25:59,057 ♪ BELIEVER ♪ >> Stephen: THANK YOU TO THE 518 00:25:59,124 --> 00:26:02,460 ENTIRE CAST OF "INSIDE GOODBYE: HELL-O!" 519 00:26:02,527 --> 00:26:06,531 AND TO IMAGINE DRAGONS FOR THAT SPOOKY NEW VERSION OF "BELIEVER" 520 00:26:06,598 --> 00:26:07,599 THEY MADE FOR US. 521 00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:10,635 THEY'LL BE RELEASING THE WHOLE NEW SONG ON HALLOWEEN. 522 00:26:10,702 --> 00:26:15,407 YOU CAN CHECK OUT A PREVIEW ON THEIR TIKTOK RIGHT NOW. 523 00:26:15,473 --> 00:26:17,475 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KERRY WASHINGTON. 524 00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:34,926 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, 525 00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:37,529 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACTOR YOU KNOW 526 00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:40,966 FROM "LITTLE FIRES EVERYWHERE," "SCANDAL," "CONFIRMATION," AND 527 00:26:41,032 --> 00:26:45,003 NOW, "THE SCHOOL FOR GOOD AND EVIL." 528 00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:48,640 >> LOOK, IF THERE WAS A MISTAKE, THEN IT IS ONE THAT SOMEONE IS 529 00:26:48,707 --> 00:26:51,576 GOING TO GET FIRED FOR. 530 00:26:51,643 --> 00:26:56,414 SO LET'S PRETEND THERE IS NOT A MISTAKE UNTIL WE CAN SORT THIS 531 00:26:56,481 --> 00:26:58,149 ALL OUT. 532 00:26:58,216 --> 00:27:00,618 YES? 533 00:27:00,685 --> 00:27:03,655 BESIDES, THERE IS NO WAY BACK. 534 00:27:03,722 --> 00:27:04,422 >> WHAT? 535 00:27:04,489 --> 00:27:05,623 >> OH, I KNOW! 536 00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:09,494 LET'S GET YOU IN YOUR ARMOR! 537 00:27:09,561 --> 00:27:13,765 ( LAUGHS ) ♪ ♪ ♪ 538 00:27:13,832 --> 00:27:15,133 OH, YES! 539 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,136 LOOK AT THAT! 540 00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:22,040 LET ME GUESS-- YOU'RE NOT A PINK PERSON. 541 00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:23,208 NOT A PROBLEM! 542 00:27:23,274 --> 00:27:31,883 WE ALSO HAVE ROWS, FUSCHIA, BLUSH, WATER MELON, HIBISCUS. 543 00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:33,451 SO MANY COLORS! 544 00:27:33,518 --> 00:27:39,057 >> STEPHEN: PLEASE WELCOME KERRY WASHINGTON. 545 00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:51,936 ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) 546 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:52,303 ( APPLAUSE ). 547 00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:53,071 >> HI! 548 00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:54,806 >> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 549 00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:55,807 THANKS FOR BEING HERE. 550 00:27:55,874 --> 00:27:57,142 >> HI, EVERYBODY! 551 00:27:57,208 --> 00:28:02,580 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: IS THIS THE FIRST 552 00:28:02,647 --> 00:28:03,314 POSTCOVID WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER? 553 00:28:03,381 --> 00:28:04,149 >> YES. 554 00:28:04,215 --> 00:28:04,949 >> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 555 00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:07,018 I KNOW YOU'RE INCREDIBLY BUSY. 556 00:28:07,085 --> 00:28:10,722 YOU'RE ALWAYS WORKING, AND YET YOU'RE MAKING TIME RIGHT NOW TO 557 00:28:10,789 --> 00:28:12,657 TRY TO GET PEOPLE TO GET OUT TO VOTE RIGHT NOW. 558 00:28:12,724 --> 00:28:14,125 >> I AM, I AM. 559 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,661 >> Stephen: AS A MATTER OF FACT HERE IS-- 560 00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:17,862 >> YES! 561 00:28:17,929 --> 00:28:21,666 >> Stephen: HERE YOU ARE AT A RALLY WITH STACEY ABRAMS RIGHT 562 00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:22,067 THERE. 563 00:28:22,133 --> 00:28:23,234 ( APPLAUSE ). 564 00:28:23,301 --> 00:28:27,872 >> THAT'S ME AND STACY AT HOMECOMING, DANCING, GETTING OUR 565 00:28:27,939 --> 00:28:29,040 PARTY ON. 566 00:28:29,107 --> 00:28:31,376 YEAH, IT'S BEEN REALLY IMPORTANT FOR ME TO GO TO A BUNCH OF 567 00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:34,245 STATES BECAUSE OF THESE MIDTERM ELECTIONS, RIGHT. 568 00:28:34,312 --> 00:28:36,448 BECAUSE THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS GET A LOT OF 569 00:28:36,514 --> 00:28:37,615 ATTENTION, THEY'RE VERY SPLASHY. 570 00:28:37,682 --> 00:28:40,852 BUT THESE ELECTIONS, THESE MIDTERM ELECTIONS, THIS IS WHEN 571 00:28:40,919 --> 00:28:43,988 WE ELECT LOCAL AND STATE LEADERS THAT MAKE THE REAL DECISION, 572 00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:46,624 LIKE SECRETARIES OF STATE THAT PROTECT OUR FREE AND FAIR 573 00:28:46,691 --> 00:28:48,660 ELECTIONS, MAKE SURE THAT OUR VOTE COUNTS. 574 00:28:48,726 --> 00:28:50,929 >> Stephen: HOWEVER YOU FEEL-- HOWEVER YOU FEEL ABOUT ANY OF 575 00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:54,332 THE ISSUES OUT THERE, HOW YOU FEEL DOESN'T MATTER UNLESS THE 576 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:57,769 VOTE GETS COUNTED AND THE SECRETARIES OF STATE AND THE 577 00:28:57,836 --> 00:28:59,070 ATTORNEYS GENERAL GENERAL FOR THOSE STATE. 578 00:28:59,137 --> 00:29:00,105 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 579 00:29:00,171 --> 00:29:02,941 IN SOME STATES THERE'S A LOT OF GOVERNORS' RACES. 580 00:29:03,007 --> 00:29:05,710 SOME STATES, LIKE IN PENNSYLVANIA, THE GOVERNOR 581 00:29:05,777 --> 00:29:06,911 APPOINTS THE SECRETARY OF STATE. 582 00:29:06,978 --> 00:29:09,481 I'M GOING TO A BUNCH OF STATES TO LET PEOPLE KNOW, NO MATTER 583 00:29:09,547 --> 00:29:11,549 WHAT YOU THINK, YOUR VOTE MATTERS. 584 00:29:11,616 --> 00:29:12,484 I WANT YOUR VOTE TO COUNT. 585 00:29:12,550 --> 00:29:14,285 THAT'S WHAT A DEMOCRACY IS. 586 00:29:14,352 --> 00:29:15,386 ( APPLAUSE ). 587 00:29:15,453 --> 00:29:16,621 >> Stephen: AND THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF CANDIDATES THIS 588 00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:17,088 YEAR. 589 00:29:17,155 --> 00:29:18,256 >> YES, YES, YES! 590 00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:20,558 >> Stephen: THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF CANDIDATES THIS YEAR AT A 591 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:23,962 STATE LEVEL WHO QUESTION THE VALIDITY OF OUR ELECTIONS AND 592 00:29:24,028 --> 00:29:28,233 ASK YOURSELF WHEN YOU GO VOTE WHO BELIEVES IN EVERY VOTE BEING 593 00:29:28,299 --> 00:29:29,767 COUNTED AND WHO DOESN'T. 594 00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:32,403 AND VOTE FOR THE PERSON WHO BELIEVES IN COUNTING. 595 00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:35,473 >> HERE'S WHAT'S SUPER INTEREST AGO IN 2020 PEOPLE CAME OUT IN 596 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:38,109 RECORD NUMBERS AND SO ALL OF THESE STATES STARTED HAVING ALL 597 00:29:38,176 --> 00:29:40,578 OF THESE NEW LAWS THAT MAKE IT MORE DIFFICULT TO VOTE. 598 00:29:40,645 --> 00:29:43,681 AND PEOPLE DO THAT, RIGHT, THEY COME FOR YOU WHEN THEY'RE AFRAID 599 00:29:43,748 --> 00:29:44,749 OF YOUR POWER. 600 00:29:44,816 --> 00:29:46,518 SO SOME PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE. 601 00:29:46,584 --> 00:29:48,720 AND THEY DON'T WANT YOUR VOTE TO COUNT. 602 00:29:48,786 --> 00:29:51,923 SO WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT WE'RE ELECTED OFFICIALS WHO ARE 603 00:29:51,990 --> 00:29:52,857 PROTECTING EVERY VOTE. 604 00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:56,161 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: NOW, THE NEW MOVIE 605 00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:58,730 WE JUST SAW THE CLIP OF IT'S CALLED "THE SCHOOL FOR GOOD AND 606 00:29:58,796 --> 00:29:59,164 EVIL." 607 00:29:59,230 --> 00:30:00,064 WHAT'S IT ABOUT? 608 00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:01,199 >> IT IS ABOUT A SCHOOL FOR GOOD AND EVIL. 609 00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:02,100 >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO. 610 00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:05,069 THANK YOU. 611 00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:08,439 ITS ABOUT THIS SCHOOL THAT TRAINS FUTURE HEROES AND 612 00:30:08,506 --> 00:30:10,675 VILLAINS TO KIND OF FULFILL THEIR DESTINY. 613 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:13,411 >> Stephen: LIKE IN A FAIRY TALE CONTEST. 614 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:18,049 >> YEAH, THE CHILDREN OF ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE FAIRY TALE HEROES 615 00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:21,953 AND VILLAINS THEY GO TO THIS SCHOOL AND THESE TWO BEST 616 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:24,622 FRIENDS WIND UP WHAT THEY THINK IS THE WRONG SCHOOL AND THEY 617 00:30:24,689 --> 00:30:27,759 FIGURE OUT OUT MAYBE IT'S NOT ALL BLACK AND WHITE. 618 00:30:27,825 --> 00:30:30,628 MAYBE EVERYBODY IS NOT ALL GOOD OR ALL BAD. 619 00:30:30,695 --> 00:30:32,630 >> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW WHAT SCHOOL YOU WOULD BE IN. 620 00:30:32,697 --> 00:30:35,233 >> Stephen: IN REAL LIFE. 621 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:36,634 >> Stephen: YES. 622 00:30:36,701 --> 00:30:40,638 >> IN REAL LIFE IT WOULD BE GOOD, GLOBL YOU HAVE KIDS? 623 00:30:40,705 --> 00:30:42,307 DID THEY COME TO SET? 624 00:30:42,373 --> 00:30:43,541 >> THEY DID. 625 00:30:43,608 --> 00:30:45,977 >> Stephen: THEY CAN'T COME TO ALL OF YOUR SETS BECAUSE SOME OF 626 00:30:46,044 --> 00:30:49,314 >> VERY FEW OF MY FILMS MY KIDS HAVE BEEN AT. 627 00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:54,252 THEY CAME TO VISIT AND THOUGHT CHARLIZE WAS COOL, THEY LOVED 628 00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:56,287 HER COSTUME. 629 00:30:56,354 --> 00:31:01,926 SHE PLAYED THE DEAN OF THE SCHOOL FOR EVIL. 630 00:31:01,993 --> 00:31:03,995 >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, BUT STICK AROUND. 631 00:31:15,006 --> 00:31:16,007 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WORE BACK HERE WITH THE STAR OF 632 00:31:16,074 --> 00:31:18,443 "THE SCHOOL FOR GOOD AND EVIL," KERRY WASHINGTON. 633 00:31:18,509 --> 00:31:20,778 PEOPLE MAY NOT KNOW THIS ABOUT YOU, BECAUSE I ACTUALLY 634 00:31:20,845 --> 00:31:24,282 DEPARTMENT KNOW ABOUT THIS UNTIL JUST A LITTLE WHILE AGO, YOU 635 00:31:24,349 --> 00:31:24,582 ALSO DIRECT. 636 00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:25,283 >> I DO. 637 00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:26,651 >> Stephen: HOW DID THAT START? 638 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:32,423 >> SO I JUST DIRECTED THE PILOT OF A NEW SHOW ON HULU 639 00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:33,291 "REASONABLE DOUBT." 640 00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:34,659 I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT. 641 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:38,696 IT'S A SEXY, EXCITING, VERY COOL SHOW. 642 00:31:38,763 --> 00:31:43,368 I STARTED DIRECTING BECAUSE MY FRIEND COMMON, THE GREAT HIP HOP 643 00:31:43,434 --> 00:31:45,803 LEGENDARY ARTIST, HE CALLED ME A FEW YEARS AGO. 644 00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:49,207 HE HAD A NEW ALBUM OUT AND A SONG CALLED "I WANT YOU." 645 00:31:49,274 --> 00:31:51,976 AND HE SAID, "HEY, DO YOU WANT TO BE THE GIRL IN THE VIDEO?" 646 00:31:52,043 --> 00:31:54,579 AND I DID WANT TO BE THE GIRL IN THE VIDEO, BUT I ALSO DIDN'T 647 00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:56,614 WANT TO BE, LIKE, OBJECTIFIED. 648 00:31:56,681 --> 00:31:58,549 I WANTED TO HAVE SOME CONTROL. 649 00:31:58,616 --> 00:32:00,885 SO I SAID, "YEAH, IF I CAN DIRECT IT." 650 00:32:00,952 --> 00:32:02,620 AND HE SAID YES. 651 00:32:02,687 --> 00:32:06,324 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: IT JUST CAME OUT? 652 00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:07,925 DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO ASK. 653 00:32:07,992 --> 00:32:10,128 >> I HAD NO IDEA I WAS GOING TO ASK THAT. 654 00:32:10,194 --> 00:32:13,364 HE SAID, "WRITE A TREATMENT AND SUBMIT IT," LIKE ALL THE OTHER 655 00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:13,865 DIRECTORS. 656 00:32:13,931 --> 00:32:14,932 AND I SAID OH, GOD. 657 00:32:14,999 --> 00:32:18,136 I CAME UP WITH THIS CONCEPT AND SUBMITTED IT TO HIM. 658 00:32:18,202 --> 00:32:21,339 THE RECORDING COMPANY-- IS THAT WHAT IT'S CALLED? 659 00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:23,308 IT'S NOT MY BUSINESS-- THE LABEL! 660 00:32:23,374 --> 00:32:25,109 THE LABEL LIKED MY PITCH THE MOST. 661 00:32:25,176 --> 00:32:28,546 AND I WAS LIKE OH, CRAP, I HAVE TO DIRECT THIS THING. 662 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:29,714 AND I HAD A BLAST. 663 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:33,251 >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT IT? 664 00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:35,420 BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO KEEP A LOT GOING ON. 665 00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:40,191 YOU'RE AT THE POP OF THE PYRAMID LOOKING DOWN ON EVERYTHING THAT 666 00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:40,958 HAPPENS IN THE PRODUCTION. 667 00:32:41,025 --> 00:32:44,028 WHAT'S THE MOST APPEALING ASPECT. 668 00:32:44,095 --> 00:32:48,232 >> I DON'T LOOK TAT AS THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID BECAUSE I FEEL 669 00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:50,234 LIKE IT'S MORE OF A COMMUNAL EFFORT. 670 00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:52,236 IT'S KIND OF LIKE LEADING THE TROOPS IN A WAY. 671 00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:54,839 I GUESS WHAT I LIKE AS A PRODUCER AND DIRECTOR CREATING 672 00:32:54,906 --> 00:32:56,374 AN OPPORTUNITY FOR PEOPLE TO DO THEIR BEST WORK. 673 00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:59,544 >> Stephen: YOU ALSO-- YOU ALSO ARE DOING SOMETHING LIKE 674 00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:04,015 THIS IN ANOTHER SHOW WHERE YOU INTERVIEW STARS 675 00:33:04,082 --> 00:33:05,083 >> YES. 676 00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:07,285 >> Stephen: IT'S CALLED "THE STREET YOU GREW UP ON." 677 00:33:07,352 --> 00:33:09,020 >> IT'S ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL. 678 00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:11,756 >> Stephen: ABOUT THEIR EARLY LIFE ON THE STREET THEY GREW UP 679 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:12,990 ON? 680 00:33:13,057 --> 00:33:16,060 >> MY COMPANY IS CALLED SIMPSON STREET, MY PRODUCTION COMPANY, 681 00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:19,630 BECAUSE THAT'S THE NAME OF THE STREET IN THE BRONX MY MOTHER 682 00:33:19,697 --> 00:33:20,732 GREW UP ON. 683 00:33:20,798 --> 00:33:21,899 YES, BOOGIE DOWN, BRONX. 684 00:33:21,966 --> 00:33:25,336 WE HAVE A SHOW WHERE WE INTERVIEW PEOPLE IN THE PUBLIC 685 00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:27,538 EYE ABOUT REALLY SPECIFIC DETAILS ABOUT WHERE YOU GREW UP 686 00:33:27,605 --> 00:33:30,942 AND HOW THAT IMPACTS WHO YOU ARE TODAY. 687 00:33:31,008 --> 00:33:32,410 >> Stephen: WHAT ARE THE SORT OF THINGS THAT YOU ASK THEM? 688 00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:35,513 >> THE FIRST QUESTION I ASK, JUST TO GET TO KNOW THE NAME OF 689 00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:41,419 THE STREET THEY GREW UP ON, I ASKED THE SEX ALTER-EGO NAME, 690 00:33:41,486 --> 00:33:45,923 OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE PORN NAME IT'S THE NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET 691 00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:48,292 FOLLOWED BOY THE STREET YOU GREW UP. 692 00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:53,498 WHAT IS YOUR SEXY ALTER EGO NAME? 693 00:33:53,564 --> 00:33:56,134 >> Stephen: CAESAR HONEY BEE. 694 00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:00,271 ( APPLAUSE ) >>> THAT'S REALLY GOOD! 695 00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:01,072 >> Stephen: IS THAT GOOD? 696 00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:02,340 >> THAT'S REALLY GOOD! 697 00:34:02,407 --> 00:34:03,741 THAT'S REALLY KIND OF HOT. 698 00:34:03,808 --> 00:34:04,742 >> Stephen: THANK YOU. 699 00:34:04,809 --> 00:34:07,512 >> IT'S ALSO MAYBE A REALLY GOOD SALAD DRESSING. 700 00:34:07,578 --> 00:34:09,981 >> Stephen: SURE, WHAT'S YOURS. 701 00:34:10,047 --> 00:34:12,683 >> MINE IS TRICK OR TREAT PUBSLY. 702 00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:17,622 I HAD TWO HAMPSTERS, TRICK AND TREAT. 703 00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:23,895 I WAS LIKE, MOM, YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY PETS GROW UP? 704 00:34:23,961 --> 00:34:28,132 SHE SAID WE HAD A CAT NAMED BIG BOY. 705 00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:34,705 SO MY MOTHER'S NAME IS BIG BOY SIMPSON. 706 00:34:34,772 --> 00:34:35,873 >> STEPHEN: "THE SCHOOL FOR GOOD AND EVIL" IS AVAILABLE ON 707 00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:36,507 NETFLIX. 708 00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:37,575 KERRY WASHINGTON, EVERYBODY. 709 00:34:37,642 --> 00:34:38,743 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY JOE WALSH. 710 00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:51,589 >> STEPHEN: HIS ANNUAL VETSAID CONCERT TAKES PLACE IN COLUMBUS, 711 00:34:51,656 --> 00:34:54,692 OHIO, ON NOVEMBER 13TH AND WILL BE STREAMING WORLDWIDE. 712 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:58,963 PERFORMING, "ROCKY MOUNTAIN WAY" WITH JOE VITALE, LOUIS CATO AND 713 00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:03,100 THE LATE SHOW BAND, JOE WALSH! 714 00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:18,049 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 715 00:35:18,115 --> 00:35:20,952 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 716 00:35:21,018 --> 00:35:35,900 ♪ ♪ ♪ 717 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,168 ♪ ♪ ♪ 718 00:35:37,535 --> 00:35:44,308 >> ♪ I SPENT THE LAST YEAR ROCKY MOUNTAIN WAY 719 00:35:44,375 --> 00:35:51,249 ♪ COULDN'T GET MUCH HIGHER OUT TO PASTURE 720 00:35:51,315 --> 00:36:00,491 ♪ THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY TIME TO OPEN FIRE 721 00:36:00,558 --> 00:36:11,469 ♪ AND WE DON'T NEED THE LADIES CRYING 'CAUSE THE STORY'S SAD 722 00:36:11,536 --> 00:36:20,011 ♪ 'CAUSE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN WAY IS BETTER THAN THE WAY WE HAD 723 00:36:20,077 --> 00:36:24,949 YES IT IS! 724 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:39,196 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 725 00:36:39,263 --> 00:36:46,904 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ WELL HE'S TELLIN' US THIS 726 00:36:46,971 --> 00:36:53,010 AND HE'S TELLIN' US THAT ♪ CHANGES IT EVERY DAY 727 00:36:53,077 --> 00:37:00,952 SAY'S IT DOESN'T MATTER ♪ BASES ARE LOADED AND CASEY'S 728 00:37:01,018 --> 00:37:03,721 AT BAT ♪ PLAYIN' IT PLAY BY PLAY 729 00:37:03,788 --> 00:37:08,960 YOU SING IT! 730 00:37:09,026 --> 00:37:16,033 TIME TO CHANGE THE BATTER ♪ AND WE DON'T NEED THE LADIES 731 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:28,145 CRYING 'CAUSE THE STORY'S SAD, CUZ THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN WAY 732 00:37:28,212 --> 00:37:43,094 IS BETTER THAN THE WAY WE HAD 733 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,695 IS BETTER THAN THE WAY WE HAD 734 00:37:49,000 --> 00:38:00,945 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 735 00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:14,558 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 736 00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:29,507 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 737 00:38:29,573 --> 00:38:30,675 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 738 00:38:30,741 --> 00:38:43,854 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 739 00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:58,803 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 740 00:38:58,869 --> 00:39:03,841 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 741 00:39:03,908 --> 00:39:14,919 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 742 00:39:14,985 --> 00:39:27,865 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 743 00:39:27,932 --> 00:39:42,813 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 744 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,949 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 745 00:39:45,015 --> 00:39:59,897 ♪ ♪ ♪ 746 00:39:59,964 --> 00:40:01,165 ♪ ♪ ♪ 747 00:40:06,504 --> 00:40:13,077 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> THANK YOU, EVERYBODY! 748 00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:15,713 >> STEPHEN: JOE WALSH, EVERYBODY! 749 00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:19,517 IF YOU WANT TO HELP WITH VETSAID GO TO VETSAID.ORG. 750 00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,786 THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW." 751 00:40:21,852 --> 00:40:23,854 GOOD NIGHT, Y'ALL!