>> DESPITE PREDICTIONS, THE SO-CALLED RED WAVE OF REPUBLICAN
VICTORIES HAS NOT MATERIALIZED.
THEY WERE EXPECTING A RED WAVE, IF NOT A RED TSUNAMI.
>> THIS IS PRETTY CLEARLY NOT THE PARTY THAT KEVIN MCCARTHY
AND HOUSE REPUBLICANS THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE HAVING TONIGHT.
THE BAR'S BEEN OPEN FOR THREE HOURS.
>> AND THE BALLROOM HAS BEEN PRETTY EMPTY THE WHOLE ENTIRE
NIGHT.
>> IT'S CLEAR THAT THOSE BALLOONS ARE NOT GOING TO BE
FALLING TONIGHT.
♪ ♪ ♪
( SUNG TO "99 RED BALLOONS" )
Y >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE
SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."
TONIGHT: MAY THE BETTER MEN WIN.
PLUS THE CAST OF "BLACK PANTHER: WAW KAUNDA FOREVER, "ANSWER JUST
ONE QUESTION.
AND BONO TAKES THE COLBERT QUESTERT.
AND ROSE McIVER FEATURING LOUIS CATO AND THE
LATE SHOW BAND.
AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK
CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
I KIND OF LIKE-- THAT'S GOOD.
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
YOU'RE MADE FOR IT, BABY.
HEY, FRIEND.
HELLO, EVERYBODY!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU, JOSEPH.
HELLO!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DOWN HERE.
STAY LOOSE.
STAY LOOSE, BABY.
EVERYBODY STAY LOOSE.
HELLO.
THANK YOU, MARK.
PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT, EVERYBODY.
YOU'RE VERY KIND.
WELCOME, WELCOME ONE AND ALL, IN HERE OUT THERE, EVERYBODY
WATCHING FROM AROUND THE WORLD.
I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.
IT IS DAY ONE-- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WELCOME TO "LATE SHOW"."
IT IS DAY ONE FOLLOWING THE 2022 MIDTERM ELECTIONS, AND WE ARE
NOT LIVE!
WE'RE NOT LIVE!
( LAUGHTER ) IN FACT, I AM BARELY AWAKE.
A BIT OF A LATE NIGHT AND AN EARLY MORNING.
LEADING UP TO LAST NIGHT, WE HAD WE ALL HERE AT THE SHOW, WE LOVE
DOING THE LIVE SHOWS.
IT'S A TIGHT ROPE WALK IS WHAT IT IS.
WE HAD BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THE SHOW FOR WEEKS, WORKING
HARD, GETTING EXCITED.
OF COURSE, BUILDING UP TO THE BIG MOMENT, I HAD A LOT OF
ANXIETY ABOUT WHAT I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO COME OUT HERE AND
ABOUT JOKES ABOUT, BECAUSE AS A PERFORMER, THERE ARE THREE
THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO FOLLOW: ANIMALS, CHILDREN, OR A FASCIST
TAKEOVER OF YOUR COUNTRY.
CABARET ASIDE.
BUT, AS SHE TURNS OUT, IT WASN'T AS BAD THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE MONEY
OFF OF FEAR WANTED US TO FEAR IT WOULD BE.
IT'S A LOT OF MONEY, A LOT OF COIN.
CASE IN POINT: IN PENNSYLVANIA, IN ONE OF THE MOST CLOSELY
WATCHED RACES OF THE EVENING JOHN FETTERMAN WON HIS SENATE
RACE AGAINST DR. MEHMET OZ.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHOOO!
COME ON!
IN CELEBRATION, FETTERMAN WORE HIS FORMAL HOODIE.
( LAUGHTER ) THE ELECTION JUST HAPPENED.
WE HAVE NO CONFIRMATION YET ON WHAT HIS COMMITTEE ASSIGNMENTS
MAY BE, BUT I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY FETTERMAN IS A
LOCK FOR SENATE BOUNCER.
DR. OZ LOSING THIS ONE IS A HUGE BLOW FOR THE FAR RIGHT OF
PENNSYLVANIA, WHICH IN HIS CASE IS NEW JERSEY.
THE G.O.P. IS ALREADY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY OZ LOST THE RACE.
FOX NEWS' STEVE DOOCEY HAD A COMPELLING THEORY.
>> WHEN IT COMES TO THE STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA, WHY DID
DR. OZ LOSE?
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE, ACCORDING TO THE EXIT POLLING, IT'S
BECAUSE FETTERMAN WON.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR THAT BRILLIANT ANALYSIS.
NOW, YOU MIGHT BE ASKING, "WHY IS STEVE DOOCY SO DUMB?"
WELL, ACCORDING TO SCIENTISTS, IT'S BECAUSE HE'S "NOT SMART."
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Louis: THERE YOU GO.
( APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: THOSE ARE THE WORDS.
HE SAID THOSE WORDS.
THE UNINFORMED.
MUCH OF THE BLAME FOR THIS LOSS IS FALLING ON FORMER PRESIDENT
COLONEL SLANDERS.
HE ENDORSED DR. OZ OVER A MORE ESTABLISHMENT CANDIDATE, AND
ACCORDING TO MAGGIE HABERMAN, THE EX-PREZ WAS FURIOUS THIS
MORNING, PARTICULARLY ABOUT MEHMET OZ, AND IS BLAMING
EVERYONE WHO ADVISED HIM TO BACK OZ, INCLUDING HIS WIFE,
DESCRIBING IT AS "NOT HER BEST DECISION."
OKAY, BUT IT'S ALSO NOT HER WORST DECISION.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
TO BE FAIR.
LOVELY, LOVELY.
PENNSYLVANIA ALSO HAD A RACE FOR GOVERNOR, AND THE WINNER WAS NOT
FAR-RIGHT CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST AND LEX LUTHOR WHO REALLY LET
HIMSELF GO, DOUG MASTRIANO.
CURB-STOMPED IN HIS RACE AGAINST DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE JOSH
SHAPIRO, AND YET, HE REFUSES TO CONCEDE.
THAT'S ACTUALLY NO SURPRISE.
MASTRIANO ALSO HASN'T YET CONCEDED THE CIVIL WAR.
LOSSES IN PENNSYLVANIA WERE JUST ONE PART OF A DISAPPOINTING
NIGHT FOR THE G.O.P.
ON AVERAGE, IN MIDTERM ELECTIONS, THE PARTY OUT OF
POWER USUALLY PICKS UP 29 SEATS IN THE HOUSE.
BUT THIS YEAR, REPUBLICAN GAINS COULD BE AS LOW AS SINGLE
DIGITS, WHICH-- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YEAH.
YES.
VOTERS GAVE THEM A SINGLE DIGIT.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
THESE RESULTS ARE A CRISP NUT-PUNCH TO REPUBLICAN OPTIMISM
LEADING UP TO THE ELECTION.
FOR INSTANCE, BEFORE ALL THE BALLOTS WERE COUNTED, DON JR.
TWEETED SIMPLY, "BLOODBATH!!!" THAT DID NOT AGE WELL.
IT REMINDS ME OF WHAT GENERAL CUSTER TWEETED RIGHT BEFORE
LITTLE BIG HORN: "THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME.
OW, I JUST GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD."
( LAUGHTER ) SO, WHILE THE G.O.P. DID MAKE
MODEST GAINS, THE MASSIVE VICTORY THEY PREDICTED NEVER
MATERIALIZED.
THIS MORNING'S HEADLINES SAID IT BEST: "THE VAUNTED RED WAVE
NEVER HIT THE SHORE IN MIDTERM ELECTIONS."
"THAT'S NOT A RED WAVE."
AND "THE RED WAVE WAS MORE LIKE A PINK SPLASH."
YES!
A PINJ SPLASH.
IT WAS A SALMON DRIZZLE, A ROSY WASH.
IT'S LIKE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY WASH YOUR KLAN
ROBES WITH YOUR MAGA HAT.
JUST A LITTLE PINK, A PINK WASH.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
ONCE AGAIN, ONCE AGAIN, PEOPLE ARE POINTING THE FINGER AT THE
FORMER PRESIDENT, INCLUDING ALYSSA FARRAH GRIFFIN, WHO USED
TO WORK FOR HIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
>> THIS IS THE TIME THAT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY NEEDS TO ASK
THEMSELVES, ARE THEY GOING TO CONTINUE TO NOMINATE POOR-
QUALITY CANDIDATES TO APPEASE DONALD TRUMP?
IF YOU WANT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY TO THRIVE, WE HAVE GOT TO JUST
FINALLY SPEAK OUT AND SAY, THIS MAN IS A LOSER.
>> Stephen: OKAY, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
HE'S ALSO A FASCIST PERVERT.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
THE SENATE-- ♪ 99 RED BALLOONS ♪
THE SENATE, IS IT STILL UP FOR GRABS?
ANYTHING NEW.
STILL UP FOR GRABS AS WELL, AND IT'S GOING TO REMAIN THAT WAY
FOR QUITE AWHILE, THANKS TO THREE KEY RACES:
ARIZONA, WHERE WE STILL DON'T HAVE A CALL ON WHO WON THE
SENATE RACE BETWEEN DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE AND GROWN-UP CAILLOU,
MARK KELLY, AND EXTREMIST REPUBLICAN BLAKE MASTERS, SEEN
HERE ON KARAOKE NIGHT SINGING "DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES."
THE BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO IS THIS: MARK KELLY IS AN
ASTRONAUT, WHILE BLAKE MASTERS IS THE SAME, MINUS THE
"TRONAUT."
( APPLAUSE ) GOT TO WAIT IT OUT.
IT'S A STROKER.
WE'RE ALSO WAITING FOR RESULTS FROM NEVADA, WHERE THERE'S A
TIGHT RACE BETWEEN DEMOCRATIC INCUMBENT AND WOMAN WHO WILL WIN
THIS STARING CONTEST, CATHERINE CORTEZ MASTO, AND REPUBLICAN
CHALLENGER AND FULLY ERECT FOREHEAD, ADAM LAXALT.
( LAUGHTER ) WE'RE NOT GOING TO KNOW THE
WINNER ANYTIME SOON, BECAUSE NEVADA OFFICIALS ARE STILL
RECEIVING MAIL-IN BALLOTS, WHICH, BY STATE LAW, CAN BE
COUNTED IF THEY ARRIVE AS LATE AS SATURDAY.
BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS TIME PASSES QUICKLY IN VEGAS.
I MEAN, YOU GO TO KILL 10 MINUTES AT THE BLACKJACK TABLE,
NEXT THING YOU KNOW, TWO WEEKS HAVE PASSED, AND YOU'RE MARRIED
TO A FRENCH CANADIAN CONTORTIONIST FROM
CIRQUE DU SOLEIL.
BUT THE SENATE RACE EVERYONE'S WATCHING IS THE GEORGIA
THROW-DOWN BETWEEN REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE AND PRETEND SHERIFF OF
FOOTBALL TOWN, HERSCHEL WALKER, ( BOOING )
AND INCUMBENT SENATOR RAPHAEL WARNOCK--
( APPLAUSE ) SEEN HERE BEING TOLD HE'S TIED
WITH THE PRETEND SHERIFF OF FOOTBALL TOWN, HERSCHEL WALKER.
AS OF THIS MORNING, NEITHER CANDIDATE HAD 50% OF THE VOTE,
SO BY GEORGIA LAW, THE RACE WILL GO TO A RUNOFF.
A LUCKY BREAK FOR HERSCHEL, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO MANY WOMEN
AND CHILDREN, HE'S GOT A LOT OF EXPERIENCE RUNNING OFF.
( LAUGHTER ) WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT!
MY GUEST IS ROSE McIVER, AND I'LL GIVE BONO THE COLBERT
QUESTIONERT.
BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, THE CAST OF "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA
FOREVER" WILL ANSWER "JUST ONE QUESTION."
STICK AROUND, Y'ALL.
BAND, EVERYBODY.
SAY HELLO TO JOE TAYLOR AND THE LATE SHOW BAND.
JOE, I LIKE-- I GOTTA SAY, I LIKE-- I LIKE HEARING SOME BOB
SEEGER OVER THERE.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> Stephen: GOOD TO HEAR SOME SEAGER.
I THINK WE'RE READY FOR THE RE-SEAGERRANCE.
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR THE SEAGER COMEBACK.
HE'S STILL AROUND.
HE'S STILL ROCKING AS HARD AS EVER.
>> YES, HE IS.
>> Stephen: WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT BOB SEEGER MORE IN THIS
COUNTRY?
UNG IT'S TIME.
>> ME, TOO.
>> Stephen: I THINK THAT'S WHEN WE LOST OUR WAY WHEN WE
STOPPED SINGING, "LIKE A ROCK," OVER OUR TRUCK COMMERCIALS.
COMING UP IN JUST A MINUTE, JOSEPH-- IF I MAY CALL YOU
THAT-- WE HAVE A YOUNG MAN I LIKE TO CALL BONO IS GOING TO BE
OUT HERE.
HE'S GOING TO TAKE THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT RIGHT THERE.
15 QUESTIONS DESIGNED TO PENETRATE THE SOUL.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME.
>> Stephen: AND THERE'S A BIG HIT COMEDY ON CBS THIS SEASON.
IT'S CALLED "GHOSTS."
THIS IS SEASON TWO OF "GHOSTS," RIGHT?
SEASON TWO, STAR OF "GHOSTS," ROSE McIVER, IS GOING TO BE
OUT HERE IN JUST A LITTLE WHILE.
( APPLAUSE ) IF YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION
AIBILITY EARLIER, RIGHT OVER THERE, I WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW
THE NATION DODGED A RED WAVE.
AND NO ONE INDIVIDUAL CAN TAKE CREDIT FOR THAT, UNLESS THAT
INDIVIDUAL IS ME.
BECAUSE LAST WEEK, I CHALLENGED EVERYONE OUT THERE ON THE
TIKTOKS THAT IF THEY SHOT A VIDEO OF THEMSELVES WITH THEIR
"I VOTED" STICKER AND MAYBE A PINT OF MY DELICIOUS ICE CREAM,
STEPHEN COLBERT'S AMERICONE DREAM, THAT I WOULD FOLLOW THEM.
I WOULD IT WILL THEM ON TIKTOK.
BY THE WAY, ALL MY PROCEEDS GO TO CHARITY.
THAT MEANS THE CALORIES ARE TAX DEDUCTIBLE.
( LAUGHTER ) OF COURSE, KEEPING TRACK OF
EVERYONE WHO RESPONDED TO MY TIKTOK VIDEO CHALLENGE IS A LOT
OF WORK.
IT'S THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.
BUT THIS IS AMERICA.
VOTING IS IMPORTANT.
SO, I ROLLED UP MY SLEEVES AND TOLD MY SOCIAL MEDIA TEAM TO
DO IT.
AND IT TURNS OUT, PEOPLE HEEDED MY TOK, AND MADE THEIR TIKS.
JIM?
>> MMMM, VOTING.
>> HEY, STEPHEN COLBERT!
>> HI, MR. COLBERT.
>> HEY, COLBERT.
>> HI, STEPHEN!
>> CAN I CALL YOU STEPHEN?
>> WE VOTED TODAY!
>> GUESS WHAT I DID?
>> I VOTED TODAY!
>> I VOTED!
>> ME, TOO!
>> JUST DROPPED IT OFF INSIDE!
WE VOTED.
>> WE VOTED!
>> DID WE VOTE?
>> YEAH!
>> JUST VOTE.
>> IT'S ELECTION DAY.
>> DO THIS.
>> DONE.
>> I VOTED BY MAIL!
>> I VOTED!
>> I VOTED, COLBERT.
>> I JUST VOTED.
I GOT MY BALLOT IN THE DROP BOX.
>> I VOTED!
>> I GOT MY "I VOTED" STICKER.
MY HUSBAND'S GOT HIS "I VOTED" STICKER.
>> MY "I VOTED" STICKER.
>> I GOT A COUPLE STICKERS.
AND...
A SQUIRREL.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WOW.
WOW.
( APPLAUSE ) A COUPLE STICKERS AND A
SQUIRREL?
I GOTTA GO TO A BETTER POLLING STATION.
ANYWAY, THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR PARTICIPATING, AND THANK YOU FOR
VOTING.
YOU'RE THE REAL HEROES OF THE MIDTERMS.
I WILL NOW BE FOLLOWING YOU ON TIKTOK WHEREVER YOU GO, AND SO
WILL THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
THAT'S A TRUE STORY.
THAT'S TRUE.
THAT'S A TRUE STORY.
FOLKS, I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS WEEK'S RELEASE OF "BLACK
PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YES, ABSOLUTELY.
100%.
FEELING IT.
IT'S BEEN FOUR AND A HALF YEARS SINCE THE FIRST ONE CAME OUT
AND, FINALLY, WE'LL GET THE ANSWERS TO ALL OF OUR BIG
QUESTIONS LIKE, "WHO WILL BE THE NEXT BLACK PANTHER?
WHERE DOES THE CHARACTER NAMOR FIT INTO THE STORY?
AND IS NICOLE KIDMAN IN THIS MOVIE, OR AM I STILL JUST
WATCHING THE PREVIEWS?" BUT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH
QUESTIONS.
I THINK EVERYONE WHO WORKS HERE AT THE "LATE SHOW,""
WISHES THEY COULD ASK THE CAST OF "WAKANDA FOREVER" JUST ONE
QUESTION.
SO TONIGHT, WE LET THEM DO JUST THAT.
THIS IS "JUST ONE QUESTION: BLACK PANTHER EDITION."
♪ ♪ ♪ >> WHAT DOES BEING IN THIS MOVIE
MEAN TO YOU?
>> BEING IN THIS MOVIE MEANS A LOT TO ME.
IT'S VERY, YOU KNOW, IT WAS VERY MUCH ABOUT FOR US HONORING OUR
BROTHER, CHADWICK, TO DO THE SECOND MOVIE.
AND, YOU KNOW, TO GIVE OUR ALL TO IT IN HONOR OF HIM AND THE
LEGACY HE LEFT AND THAT HE BUILT.
>> IF YOU CAN PLAY ANY MARVEL CHARACTER, WHO WOULD YOU PICK?
>> SHE HULK.
>> SPIDER-MAN.
>> ANGELA BASSET.
>> I HEARD THAT "WAKANDA FOREVER" IS THE FINAL FILM IN
PHASE FOUR OF THE M.C.U.
MY QUESTION IS, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS?
>> I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA.
>> YEAH, ME, NEITHER.
NO ONE WILL TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.
>> MY QUESTION IS HOW DID YOU GET READY TO BE IN A BIG MARVEL
MOVIE?
>> I WANTED MY PERFORMANCE TO BE TRUE TO THE SOURCE MATERIAL, SO
FOR ABOUT A YEAR, I ONLY SPOKE IN WORD BUBBLES.
>> REALLY?
>> HEY, DO YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER, NAKIA, COULD BE BLACK
PANTHER?
>> I THINK THE POINT OF THIS MOVIE IS THAT ANYONE COULD BE A
HERO.
>> REALLY, EVEN ME?
>> MAYBE THE POINT OF THIS MOVIE IS THAT MOST PEOPLE CAN BE A
HERO.
>> NICE!
>> WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN OKOYE AND--
>> DEFINITELY OKOYE.
>> OH, I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO FINISH.
>> NEITHER WILL THE PERSON TRYING TO FIGHT OKOYE.
>> SINCE YOU'RE ALWAYS SO BUSY, HOW DO YOU HAVE TIME TO WORK
OUT?
>> OH, THAT'S EASY.
I JUST HAVE MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT WORK OUT FOR ME.
YEAH.
KEEP GOING, EMILY.
YOU'RE GOOD.
FEEL THE BURN.
>> ANGELA BASSET, DO YOU EVER JUST STOP AND THINK TO YOURSELF,
"OH, MY GOD, I'M ANGELA BASSETT, ONE OF THE GREATEST ACTORS OF
OUR TIME?" >> OH, MY GOODNESS.
WHAT A QUESTION.
EVERY DAMN DAY.
>> ARE YOU GOING TO BE THE NEXT BLACK PANTHER?
>> I CAN'T ANSWER THAT.
>> COME ON, CAN YOU GIVE ME A HINT?
>> LISTEN, IF I TOLD YOU, MARVEL WOULD HAVE A TEAM OF LAWYERS ON
YOU SO QUICKLY, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT.
>> WAIT, REALLY?
>> YEAH, LOOK BEHIND YOU.
>> OH!
♪ ♪ ♪
>> Stephen: THANK YOU, TO THE CAST OF "BLACK PANTHER."
WHEN WE COME BACK, BONO TAKES THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS.
THAT, FRIENDS, IS BONO WHOSE NEW MEMOIR "SURRENDER" IS AVAILABLE
NOW.
BONO, YOU KNOW, WOVE HAD YOU ON THE SHOW.
WE'VE HAD AN INCREDIBLE TIME TALKING TO YOU RIGHT HERE, BUT
THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT INTERVIEWING SOMEONE FOR THE
TELEVISION CAMERAS, WITH THE STANDARD TALK ABOUT THEIR LIFE,
TALK ABOUT THE PROJECT, HOWEVER BEAUTIFUL THE CONVERSATION MAY
HAVE BEEN-- AND I REALLY BELIEVE IT WAS.
THAT DOESN'T QUITE PENETRATE TO THE HEART OF SOMEONE AND REALLY
PLUMB THE DEPTHS OF THEIR SHOW.
BUT THE SCIENTISTS WILL IN THE "LATE SHOW" LAB CAME UP WITH A
SERIES OF QUESTIONS DESIGNED TO BE A TRUTH-SEEKING MISSLE.
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: TO BE KNOWN-- NOT AS THROUGH, BUT CLEARLY WHO YOU
ARE.
AND IT'S CALLED "THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT."
AND I WAS WONDERING, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU MIGHT BE
WILLING TO-- IF YOU HAD THE COURAGE, REALLY, TO BE REVEALED
BEFORE THE WORLD.
>> I DO NOW.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: YES, CHEERS.
>> CHEERS.
SILANGE.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY, I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT.
♪ ♪ ♪ HERE WE GO.
READY?
COLBERT QUESTIONERT, FIRST QUESTION, BONO.
BONO, WHAT IS THE BEST SANDWICH?
>> A CHIP BUDDY.
IT'S SORT OF CHIPS, AS IN LIKE FRENCH FRIES, LIKE FRENCH FRIES
WITH BUTTER ON REALLY PLAIN BREAD.
LOVE THEM.
CHIP BUDDIES.
>> Stephen: THAT IS THE MOST IRISH SANDWICH I CAN IMAGINE.
IT'S POTATOES ON BREAD.
>> I KNOW.
>> Stephen: WITH BUTTER.
THAT DOES SOUND FANTASTIC.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT COULD USE?
A LITTLE MORE STARCH.
>> I'LL TAKE THAT AS A CULTURAL SWIPE.
>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.
GO AHEAD.
GO AHEAD, TAKE IT.
>> DRINKING NOW.
THINGS COULD GET INTERESTING.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WHAT'S ONE THING
YOU OWN THAT YOU SHOULD REALLY THROW OUT?
>> HMMM... HMMM...
I THINK I CAN OVERDO THE POLITENESS.
>> Stephen: YOU SHOULD THROW AWAY THE POLITENESS.
>> I'M STARTING TO GET THE IDEA.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: WHAT, BONO, IS THE SCARIEST ANIMAL?
>> THE SPOTTED PAPARAZZI.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES?
>> LEMONS?
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: SAID THE BELLS OF
ST. CLEMENS.
HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR AUTOGRAPH?
>> OH, MOHAMMED ALI.
>> Stephen: DID YOU GET IT?
>> AND-- I HAVE NEVER TOLD THIS TO ANYONE.
I ASKED HIM FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH, AND HE DREW A SORT OF PICTURE.
HE DREW A DRAWING.
AND I, WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME FOR AUTO GRAPHS, I DO DRAWINGS ALL
THE TIME.
PEOPLE NOW TURN THEM INTO TATTOOS AND STUFF.
BUT THAT ALL CAME FROM MOHAMMED ALI, WHEN I ASKED HIM FOR HIS
AUTOGRAPH.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU THINK
HAPPENS WHEN WE DO?
>> I...
WE'RE BORN.
I BELIEVE THAT'S ACTUAL-- I ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT'S WHEN
WE'RE KIND OF BORN.
THAT'S WHEN WE BEGIN.
I'M-- I'M-- YEAH.
CAN I STICK WITH THAT?
>> Stephen: YEAH, SURE, OF COURSE YOU CAN.
>> THESE ARE LABOR PAINS, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: YOU'LL BE GOOD WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED.
>> WE'LL HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THAT LATER, TOO.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: FAVORITE ACTION
MOVIE.
>> ANYTHING WITH LIAM NEESON.
IN IT.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: SO,s I'M GOING
TO SAY "LOVE, ACTUALLY."
>> OF COURSE YOU WOULD.
RICHARD CURTIS IS A GENIUS.
>> Stephen: INCREDIBLE.
WINDOW OR AISLE?
>> OOO... WELL, IT DEPENDS.
OF COURSE THE WINDOW.
BUT, YEAH, THE WINDOW, BUT IF THERE'S A BODY ODOR SITUATION,
THE AISLE.
>> Stephen: FAVORITE SMELL, SPEAKING OF WHICH?
FAVORITE SMEL SMELL?
>> YOU KNOW-- CAN I SAY THIS, MY MOTHER IRONING.
>> Stephen: SURE.
SURE.
>> MMM.
>> Stephen: LEAST-FAVORITE SMELL.
>> MINT.
NO, I CAN HAVE MINT, BUT NOT, LIKE, CHEMICAL MINT.
YOU KNOW -- >> Stephen: MINTY FRESH
DOESN'T DO IT FOR YOU, LIKE TOOTHPASTE MINT.
>> OH, DON'T LIKE THAT.
( LAUGHTER ) AM I TO BE TRUTHFUL IN THESE?
>> Stephen: YES.
DO YOU WISH TO BE KNOWN?
>> I DO WISH TO BE KNOWN.
>> Stephen: THEN YOU SHOULD BE TRUTHFUL.
>> BY MY FATHER IN HEAVEN.
I'M NOT SURE ABOUT YOU.
( APPLAUSE ) JUST SAYING.
>> Stephen: AM I NOT YOUR BROTHER IN CHRIST?
>> OOOO.
WHO IS MY BROTHER.
>> Stephen: EVERYONE IS YOUR BROTHER.
AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT EVERYONE IS CHRIST.
>> LOVE THY NEIGHBOR IS NOT ADVICE.
IT'S A COMMAND, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: SO IS "DO NOT WORRY."
♪ ABOUT A THING BECAUSE EVERY LITTLE THING GONNA
BE ALL RIGHT ♪ DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING
♪ BECAUSE EVERY LITTLE THING GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ♪
>> Stephen: I THINK BETWEEN THE TWO OF US YOU'RE THE ONLY
WAY WHO COULD GET AWAY WITH SINGING REGGAE.
>> BECAUSE?
YOU KNOW THAT BOB MARLEE SANG IN AN IRISH ACCENT, DON'T YOU?
.>> Stephen: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
>> CORK AND KERRY.
LOTS OF PEOPLE IN CORK AND KERRY WENT TO THE CARIBBEAN.
THEY WERE FORCED, INDENTURED.
IT'S NOT THE SAME AS SLAVERY, BUT IT WAS STILL PRETTY ROUGH.
THEY WERE TAKEN THERE, CROMWELL, AND ENDED UP-- AND THERE ARE
STILL COMMUNITIES IN BARBADOS CALLED-- I THINK THEY'RE CALLED
RED SKINS BECAUSE THEY HAD THE COMPLEX.
ION.
AND BOB MARLEE, HE LIVES IN IRISH TOWN, DON'T HE?
I REST MY CASE.
>> Stephen: CHECK OUT THE SITUATION.
>> GOOD VIBRATIONS, ALL ACROSS THE NATION.
THAT'S A CORKER KERRY ACCENT RIGHT THERE.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S THE MOST-USED APP ON YOUR PHONE?
>> VOICE NOTES.
THAT'S WHERE I WRITE MUSIC OR I'M IN THE BATHROOM OR WHATEVER
CAN CAN'T GET TO A GUITAR.
I SING.
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T KEEP A GUITAR IN YOUR BATHROOM?
( LAUGHTER ) I THOUGHT THE HUMIDITY WOULD BE
GOOD FOR THE WOOD.
>> THE TILES ARE GREAT FOR THE VOICE.
BUT-- SO I SING IN THE BATH.
BUT I DO NOT PLAY GUITAR IN THERE,s IN THAT ROOM.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
DO YOU PLAY THE ORGAN?
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ).
>> DRINK UP.
DRINK UP.
THIS IS REALLY WORKING FOR YOU.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK HERE, BUT WE BE
RIGHT BACK WITH MORE BONO, EVERYBODY.
>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE BACK WITH THE AUTHOR OF
"SURRENDER," BONO.
>> THANK YOU!
OH?
>> >> Stephen: CATS OR DOGS?
>> DOGS.
>> Stephen: YOU ONLY GET-- SMATTERING OF APPLAUSE.
YOU ONLY GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,
LISTEN TO IT.
LET ME BE CLEAR ABOUT THIS BECAUSE SOME MUSICIANS HAVE
ASKED.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT CONSTANTLY, BUT WHEN YOU
GO TO MUSIC, THIS IS THE ONLY SONG YOU GET TO PLAY.
>> THE SONG PRESENTLY THAT BRINGS ME LITERALLY TO MY KNEES
IS A BEEGEE'S SONG CALLED "IMMORTALITY."
IT'S GETTING TO THE TIME NOW WHERE WE STOP FIGHTING AND WE
START CRYING.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
AND ANOTHER THING, STEPHEN ( VOICE BREAKING )
WHEN SHE DROPPED ME ON THE HEAD AS A BABY, SHE SAID...
( LAUGHTER ) "I MEANT IT.
THE.
>> Stephen: AND YOU, YOU REMEMBER THAT FROM WHEN YOU WERE
A BABY.
>> YES.
I COULD COUNT, I COULD READ BY TWO.
PEOPLE.
>> Stephen: YOU COULD READ PEOPLE, IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN?
>> AND COUNT THEM.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: ONE.
>> OH!
>> TWO.
>> Stephen: BY THE WAY, QUICKLY, VERY QUICKLY, MAYBE
WE'LL CUT THIS OUT.
THE FIRST TIME I HEARD "ONE," "ONE," I WAS-- I WAS WITH A
FRIEND, AND I SAID, "WHO IS THIS?"
AND THEY SAID, "THIS IS U2."
I SAID, "I KNOW THAT'S BONO SINGING, BUT WHO WROTE THIS?"
>> NHAT'S VERY HURTFUL.
>> Stephen: WAIT A SECOND.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: HE SAID, "HE DID."
I SAID, "NO, THIS IS TOO PERFECT OF A SONG.
IT'S NOT THAT YOU'RE CAPABLE OF IT.
BUT IT'S SO PERFECT I THOUGHT IT HAD TO BE CREATED BEFORE.
IT IS LIKE HE PULLED-- >> IT'S ETERNAL.
>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.
>> IT ALWAYS EXISTED.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY.
IT SEEMED LIKE SUCH A PERFECT SONG, IT SEEMED SO EVOCATIVE OF
A COMMON HUMAN FEELING AND EXPERIENCE, IT HAD SUCH DEPTH
AND SUCH PERFECT RHYTHM AND PATHOS TO IT, I THOUGHT IT HAD
TO HAVE BEEN SOMETHING THAT WAS, LIKE, ANCIENT OF DAYS THAT YOU
HAD REVIVED AND MY RESPECT FOR YOU WENT THROUGH THE ROOF WHEN I
FOUND OUT, NO, NO, NO, OUT OF YOUR HEAD, LIKE ATHENA.
AND I-- ( APPLAUSE )
THAT IS, TO ME, YOUR GREATEST-- THAT'S YOUR GREATEST SONG TO ME.
>> THANK YOU.
WE WROTE THAT SONG BECAUSE IT WAS A SONG WE NEEDED TO HEAR AS
A BAND.
BECAUSE WE WERE RIGHT AT LOGGERHEADS AND THE BAND BREAKS
UP ALL THE TIME AND THEN GETS BACK TOGETHER AGAIN IS THE TRUTH
WE DON'T TELL ANYONE.
BUT THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.
AND, YEAH, THAT SONG, WE REALLY NEEDED IT.
>> Stephen: ISN'T THAT INTERESTING HOW THE PERSONAL IS
THE UNIVERSAL IF YOU'RE HONEST ABOUT IT?
>> YUP.
WE-- YOU KNOW, WE WERE IN BERLIN, THE WALL HAD JUST COME
DOWN.
AND WE WERE RECORDING IN BERLIN, AND THE WALL WAS COMING UP IN
OUR STUDIO, YEAH.
WHICH IS MAD.
THERE YOU GO.
>> Stephen: WHAT-- WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF?
>> YOU BETTER BE... WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF?
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: 2.
>> WRONG.
>> Stephen: NO.
>> 40.
2 ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WORDS.
>> IT'S GETTING BETTER ALL-- NO.
IT'S GETTING BETTER.
>> Stephen: "IT'S GETTING BETTER."
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> Stephen: THAT'S THREE.
>> IT'S GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME.
>> Stephen: THAT'S SIX.
>> I'M A-- I'M A SONGWRITER, NOT A MATHEMATICIAN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: BONO, CONGRATULATIONS.
I HOPE YOU CAN FEEL IT, BECAUSE NOW YOU ARE KNOWN.
>> I FEEL KNOWN, THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: "SURRENDER" IS OUT NOW.
IT'S BONO, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!
FOLKS, MY GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "iZOMBIE,"
"MASTERS OF SEX," AND THE FILM SERIES, "A CHRISTMAS PRINCE."
SHE NOW STARS IN "GHOSTS" ON CBS.
>> ISAAC, WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> IT'S JUST THIS THING THAT I HAVE WITH NIGEL.
IT'S NOT GOING TO LAST.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> IT'S JUST THAT OUR DIFFERENCES ARE SIMPLY
IRRECONCILABLE.
AMERICANS AND THE BRITISH ARE SWORN ENEMIES AND IT SHALL
REMAIN THAT WAY UNTIL THE END OF TIME.
>> ISAAC BRITAIN AND THE U.S.
ARE BASICALLY BEST FRIENDS.
>> WHAT?
REALLY?
>> THEY ARE LIKE OUR CLOSEST ALLY.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S EVEN A NAME FOR THE FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN
BRITAIN AND AMERICA.
IT'S CALLED "THE SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP."
>> HONESTLY, SAMANTHA, I'M IMPRESSED WITH YOUR KNOW OF
GEOPOLITICS.
>> THANK YOU.
I LEARNED IT FROM A MOVIE CALLED "LOVE, ACTUALLY."
>> THERE WE GO.
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW," ROSE McIVER!
♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> HI!
>> Stephen: HELLO.
WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SUCCESS OF "GHOSTS."
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: ONE OF THE TOP-RATED SHOWS ON TV.
THAT MUST BE A GOOD FEELING.
>> IT'S SURREAL.
I'M GRATEFUL.
I'M GRATEFUL TO HAVE A JOB AND SUCH A GOOD JOB, IT'S AMAZING.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE AN AMERICAN IN THE SHOW, AND I
KNEW-- THEY TOLD ME YOU WERE FROM NEW ZEALAND, BUT WHEN I
HEAR IT, IT THROWS ME.
IF I'VE GOTTEN TO KNOW SOMEBODY WITH AN AMERICAN ACCENT AND THEY
SUDDENLY HAVE A DIFFERENT ASPECT IT FEELS LIKE I'M INTERVIEWING A
SPY.
>> A FRAUD.
>> Stephen: A LITTLE BIT OF A FRAUD HELP HOW HARD WAS THE
AMERICAN ACCENT FOR YOU?
>> IT WASN'T TOO BAD, ACTUALLY.
IT WAS TERRIBLE WHEN I WAS LITTLE.
I WAS ON "HERCULES" AND "ZINA" WHEN I WAS A KID-- THANK YOU.
SHOUT OUT TO HERCULES AND IS ZINA.
WHEN I LISTEN TO, "MOM, MOM, DADDY'S HOME," IT'S DIFFERENT.
>> Stephen: IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLACES IN THE WORLD,
NEW ZEALAND.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> I'M FROM A LITTLE BEACH TOWN JUST OUTSIDE --
>> Stephen: ONE SECOND?
>> YOU GOT IT.
I KNOW YOU'RE A SEASONED KIWI YOURSELF.
>> Stephen: I'VE BEEN DOWN THERE, NOT A BUNCH, TO, THREE
TIMES I'VE BEEN DOWN THERE.
IT'S JUST AMAZING.
ARE YOU HOMESICK, BECAUSE I'M HOMESICK AND I'M NOT FROM THERE?
>> YEAH, I DO, I GET PRETTY HOMESICK.
I HAVE STARTED CROSS STITCHING VARIOUS DISTRICTS FROM MY
PARENT'S -- >> Stephen: IS THAT ONE OF
THESE?
>>IAS, YEAH.
>> Stephen: THE THING ON THE LEFT IS WHAT THEY'RE ABOUT TO
SEE?
>> THIS IS A SUNROOM IN MY PARENTS' HOUSE AND THE
CROSSSTICK ON THE RIGHT IS MY OBSESSIVE RECREATION OF IT.
>> Stephen: WOW.
HOW LONG DID THIS-- >> LONGER --
>> Stephen: YOU SAW THIS AND THEN YOU FREEHANDED THIS.
THAT'S REALLY QUITE BEAUTIFUL.
>> I WISH I FREEHANDED IT.
IT'S A VERY ELABORATE PRINTOUT CROSS STITCH PATTERN THAT I FILL
IN WITH COLORS.
>> Stephen: IT'S BY NUMBER.
I'M STILL IMPRESSED.
>> HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU?
>> TO GO.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
>> Stephen: IT'S BEEN ACTING, IT SAYS HERE, SINCE YOU WERE TWO
YEARS OLD.
DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE ACTING AT TWO YEARS OLD?
>> I WAS GOING TO SAY, IS IT REALLY ACTING AT THAT POINT?
IS THERE IT'S REFLECTING LIGHT AT THAT AGE.
>> EXACTLY, TRYING NOT TO CRY AND NEEDING TO GO TO THE BATH
GLOOM DID YOU WORK CONSISTENTLY FROM TWO ON.
WERE UPON YOU IN IT AT THAT POINT?
> YEAH, CLOCKING IN, CLOCKING OUT.
NO I WAS IN SCHOOL IN NEW ZEALAND.
I USED TO DO PROJECTS ON MY SCHOOL HOLIDAYS, BUT I HAD A
PRETTY-- PRETTY REGULAR CHILDHOOD.
MY FAMILY HOME WAS PRETTY ECCENTRIC, BUT, YEAH, LOTS OF
RESCUE ANIMALS AND ALL SORTS.
>> Stephen: IS THAT WHAT THIS IS?
>> IT MIGHT WELL BE.
>> Stephen: RESCUE ANIMALS.
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE.
>> THIS IS A MAGPIE THAT MY MOM RESCUED, WHICH I THINK WAS MAYBE
A SUPPORT ANIMAL FOR THE HAIRCUT I WAS GIVEN AT THAT TIME.
IT WAS KNOWN AS THE "MUD FLAP" CORDIALLY BECAUSE IT CAME JUST
OVER MY EAR LIKE A LOVELY MUD FLAP ON A CAR.
THE MAGPIE, COKIE,s THEY'RE REALLY SMART BIRDS.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS IT DOING TO YOUR TEETH?
>> WE WERE ALSO SHORT ON DENTAL HYGIENE, APPARENTLY, SO DOUBLED
AS A FLOSSER.
YEAH, IT WAS PRETTY DISGUSTING.
I WOULDN'T LET THAT HAPPEN NOW.
I'VE COME A LONG WAY.
>> Stephen: AS I SAID, YOU NOW STAR IN "GHOSTS."
YOU PLAY SAM, WHO CAN TALK TO GHOSTS.
>> UH-HUH.
>> Stephen: DO YOU-- "A," HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GHOST DISM DO
YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?
>> SO I'VE NEVER HAD, LIKE, A GHOST EXPERIENCE MYSELF.
BUT MY MOM IS VERY PARTIAL TO EVERYTHING SPIRITUAL.
SHE LOVES IT, LOVES ALL OF IT.
AND -- >> Stephen: SEANCES AND THAT
SORT OF THING?
>> MORE SORT OF A LOT OF SIGNS.
THERE'S A LOT OF SIGNS EVERYWHERE.
>> Stephen: OH, LIKE, THAT IS AN OMEN.
>> THAT'SA A SIGN, THAT IS AN OMEN.
A PRETTYICA COBB STORY.
A FAMILY FRIEND PASSED AWAY, AND BEFORE SHE DIED MOM SAID,
"PLEASE GIVE ME A SIGN FROM THE AFTERLIFE."
AND MY DAD, WHO IS A PHOTOGRAPHER, HAS A STRING OF
PHOTOS ON A SLIDE SHOW ON OUR LIVING ROOM TELEVISION OF
VARIOUS FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
AND ON THE NIGHT IN QUESTION, MY MOM SWEARS THAT THIS PERSON'S
FACE POPPED UP, WHO HAD RECENTLY PASSED AWAY, AND THE DOGS WENT
BALLISTIC.
I WASN'T THERE, AND MY DAD'S A COMPLETE SKEPTIC, SO HE WAS
LIKE, "NO, THAT NEVER HAPPENED."
ALL I KNOW IS NOW WHEN I GO TO THE HOUSE, EVERY TIME THAT
FAMILY FRIEND POPS UP ON THE SCREEN, MY MOM IS LIKE, "LOOK!
LOOK WHO IT IS!
LOOK WHO IT IS."
AND I FEEL LIKE SHE'S TRYING TO COERCE THE SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE
AT ANY SINGLE MOMENT.
>> Stephen: TO VALIDATE HER BELIEF.
>> EXACTLY, EXACTLY.
BUT JURY'S OUT.
>> Stephen: SURE, THERE ARE WORSE THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH
YOUR SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE THAN TRY TO GET YOUR DOG IN ON IT AT
THE SAME TIME.
ONE OF THE THINGS I LEGALLY HAVE TO YOU ASK YOU ABOUT IS YOU ARE
ALSO THE STAR OF A HOLIDAY TRADITION NOW, WHICH IS "THE
CHRISTMAS PRINCE" MOVIES.
>> I'M GLAD THAT'S STILL IN MY CONTRACT.
>> Stephen: IT'S MY CONTRACT.
I HAVE TO ASK YOU.
YOU'RE QUEEN AMBER.
AND I UNDERSTAND THAT THERE'S GOING TO BE A SPECIAL "GHOSTS"
EPISODE THAT PAYS HOMAGE, OR A HAT TIP TO THOSE MOVIES.
CAN YOU TELL US ANYTHING HOW THE CROSSOVER IS GOING TO HAPPEN
INTO THE "CHRISTMAS PRINCE" CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
>> I WAS REALLY EXCITED.
I REALLY LOVED FILMING "A CHRISTMAS PRINCE" "THE CHRISTMAS
PRINCE."
I LOVE MAKING THOSE MOVIES AND I REMEMBER WADING THROUGH SHAMPOO
FOAM THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SNOW.
AND I WAS VERY EXCITED WHEN THAT CAME UP AS A STORYLINE ON
"GHOSTS."
SAM IS SOMEBODY WHO BELIEVES IN CHRISTMAS MOVIES AND THE ROMANCE
OF IT ALL, BUT IT DOESN'T QUITE GO THE WAY SHE PLANNED.
>> Stephen: IS THE PRINCE DEAD?
IS HE A GHOST NOW?
>> YOU'LL HAVE TO TUNE IN, GUYS!
THAT WOULD BE A REAL SPOILER.
>> Stephen: ROSE, IT WAS LOVELY TO MEET YOU, THANK YOU SO
MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Stephen: "GHOSTS" AIRS THURSDAYS AT 8:30 ON CBS.
ROSE McIVER, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW."
TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE EMILY BLUNT AND GEORGE
SAUNDERS.
GOOD NIGHT!