1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:03,136 >> DESPITE PREDICTIONS, THE SO-CALLED RED WAVE OF REPUBLICAN 2 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:06,439 VICTORIES HAS NOT MATERIALIZED. 3 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:09,609 THEY WERE EXPECTING A RED WAVE, IF NOT A RED TSUNAMI. 4 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:13,947 >> THIS IS PRETTY CLEARLY NOT THE PARTY THAT KEVIN MCCARTHY 5 00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:17,550 AND HOUSE REPUBLICANS THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE HAVING TONIGHT. 6 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:18,818 THE BAR'S BEEN OPEN FOR THREE HOURS. 7 00:00:18,885 --> 00:00:19,953 >> AND THE BALLROOM HAS BEEN PRETTY EMPTY THE WHOLE ENTIRE 8 00:00:20,019 --> 00:00:21,020 NIGHT. 9 00:00:21,087 --> 00:00:22,889 >> IT'S CLEAR THAT THOSE BALLOONS ARE NOT GOING TO BE 10 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:24,824 FALLING TONIGHT. 11 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:26,025 ♪ ♪ ♪ 12 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:29,195 ( SUNG TO "99 RED BALLOONS" ) 13 00:01:32,892 --> 00:01:34,561 Y >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE 14 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:36,062 SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT." 15 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:44,070 TONIGHT: MAY THE BETTER MEN WIN. 16 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:45,972 PLUS THE CAST OF "BLACK PANTHER: WAW KAUNDA FOREVER, "ANSWER JUST 17 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:46,940 ONE QUESTION. 18 00:01:47,006 --> 00:01:52,946 AND BONO TAKES THE COLBERT QUESTERT. 19 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:59,919 AND ROSE McIVER FEATURING LOUIS CATO AND THE 20 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:02,922 LATE SHOW BAND. 21 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:07,927 AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK 22 00:02:07,994 --> 00:02:09,762 CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 23 00:02:15,168 --> 00:02:26,546 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 24 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:29,315 I KIND OF LIKE-- THAT'S GOOD. 25 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:31,150 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 26 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:32,952 YOU'RE MADE FOR IT, BABY. 27 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:34,587 HEY, FRIEND. 28 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,189 HELLO, EVERYBODY! 29 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:36,656 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 30 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:38,525 THANK YOU, JOSEPH. 31 00:02:38,591 --> 00:02:40,226 HELLO! 32 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:48,635 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DOWN HERE. 33 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:49,869 STAY LOOSE. 34 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:51,504 STAY LOOSE, BABY. 35 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:57,877 EVERYBODY STAY LOOSE. 36 00:02:57,944 --> 00:02:58,778 HELLO. 37 00:02:58,845 --> 00:02:59,212 HELLO. 38 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:00,413 THANK YOU, MARK. 39 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,049 PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT, EVERYBODY. 40 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,918 YOU'RE VERY KIND. 41 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:07,487 WELCOME, WELCOME ONE AND ALL, IN HERE OUT THERE, EVERYBODY 42 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:09,822 WATCHING FROM AROUND THE WORLD. 43 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:11,157 I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. 44 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:13,793 IT IS DAY ONE-- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 45 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,528 WELCOME TO "LATE SHOW"." 46 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:19,966 IT IS DAY ONE FOLLOWING THE 2022 MIDTERM ELECTIONS, AND WE ARE 47 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,535 NOT LIVE! 48 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:24,170 WE'RE NOT LIVE! 49 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:28,675 ( LAUGHTER ) IN FACT, I AM BARELY AWAKE. 50 00:03:28,741 --> 00:03:32,412 A BIT OF A LATE NIGHT AND AN EARLY MORNING. 51 00:03:32,478 --> 00:03:37,784 LEADING UP TO LAST NIGHT, WE HAD WE ALL HERE AT THE SHOW, WE LOVE 52 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:39,085 DOING THE LIVE SHOWS. 53 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:42,288 IT'S A TIGHT ROPE WALK IS WHAT IT IS. 54 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:48,761 WE HAD BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THE SHOW FOR WEEKS, WORKING 55 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:50,964 HARD, GETTING EXCITED. 56 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:52,865 OF COURSE, BUILDING UP TO THE BIG MOMENT, I HAD A LOT OF 57 00:03:52,932 --> 00:04:05,378 ANXIETY ABOUT WHAT I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO COME OUT HERE AND 58 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:07,513 ABOUT JOKES ABOUT, BECAUSE AS A PERFORMER, THERE ARE THREE 59 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,048 THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO FOLLOW: ANIMALS, CHILDREN, OR A FASCIST 60 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:10,617 TAKEOVER OF YOUR COUNTRY. 61 00:04:10,683 --> 00:04:12,685 CABARET ASIDE. 62 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:18,691 BUT, AS SHE TURNS OUT, IT WASN'T AS BAD THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE MONEY 63 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,994 OFF OF FEAR WANTED US TO FEAR IT WOULD BE. 64 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:24,797 IT'S A LOT OF MONEY, A LOT OF COIN. 65 00:04:24,864 --> 00:04:28,935 CASE IN POINT: IN PENNSYLVANIA, IN ONE OF THE MOST CLOSELY 66 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,204 WATCHED RACES OF THE EVENING JOHN FETTERMAN WON HIS SENATE 67 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:33,373 RACE AGAINST DR. MEHMET OZ. 68 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:37,610 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHOOO! 69 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:41,147 COME ON! 70 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:44,784 IN CELEBRATION, FETTERMAN WORE HIS FORMAL HOODIE. 71 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:48,921 ( LAUGHTER ) THE ELECTION JUST HAPPENED. 72 00:04:48,988 --> 00:04:53,960 WE HAVE NO CONFIRMATION YET ON WHAT HIS COMMITTEE ASSIGNMENTS 73 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:55,962 MAY BE, BUT I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY FETTERMAN IS A 74 00:04:56,029 --> 00:05:01,234 LOCK FOR SENATE BOUNCER. 75 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:09,609 DR. OZ LOSING THIS ONE IS A HUGE BLOW FOR THE FAR RIGHT OF 76 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:14,914 PENNSYLVANIA, WHICH IN HIS CASE IS NEW JERSEY. 77 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:17,283 THE G.O.P. IS ALREADY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY OZ LOST THE RACE. 78 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:20,920 FOX NEWS' STEVE DOOCEY HAD A COMPELLING THEORY. 79 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:25,758 >> WHEN IT COMES TO THE STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA, WHY DID 80 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,193 DR. OZ LOSE? 81 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,862 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE, ACCORDING TO THE EXIT POLLING, IT'S 82 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:32,231 BECAUSE FETTERMAN WON. 83 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:47,080 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 84 00:05:47,146 --> 00:05:49,615 >> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR THAT BRILLIANT ANALYSIS. 85 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:52,418 NOW, YOU MIGHT BE ASKING, "WHY IS STEVE DOOCY SO DUMB?" 86 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:57,390 WELL, ACCORDING TO SCIENTISTS, IT'S BECAUSE HE'S "NOT SMART." 87 00:05:57,457 --> 00:05:58,024 ( LAUGHTER ). 88 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,726 >> Louis: THERE YOU GO. 89 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:00,460 ( APPLAUSE ). 90 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:01,227 >> Stephen: THOSE ARE THE WORDS. 91 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:04,697 HE SAID THOSE WORDS. 92 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:06,299 THE UNINFORMED. 93 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:08,768 MUCH OF THE BLAME FOR THIS LOSS IS FALLING ON FORMER PRESIDENT 94 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:12,305 COLONEL SLANDERS. 95 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:16,175 HE ENDORSED DR. OZ OVER A MORE ESTABLISHMENT CANDIDATE, AND 96 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:18,978 ACCORDING TO MAGGIE HABERMAN, THE EX-PREZ WAS FURIOUS THIS 97 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:26,486 MORNING, PARTICULARLY ABOUT MEHMET OZ, AND IS BLAMING 98 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:28,521 EVERYONE WHO ADVISED HIM TO BACK OZ, INCLUDING HIS WIFE, 99 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:31,190 DESCRIBING IT AS "NOT HER BEST DECISION." 100 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:33,860 OKAY, BUT IT'S ALSO NOT HER WORST DECISION. 101 00:06:33,926 --> 00:06:35,795 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 102 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:37,163 TO BE FAIR. 103 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:41,968 TO BE FAIR. 104 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:43,336 LOVELY, LOVELY. 105 00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:46,172 PENNSYLVANIA ALSO HAD A RACE FOR GOVERNOR, AND THE WINNER WAS NOT 106 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:50,009 FAR-RIGHT CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST AND LEX LUTHOR WHO REALLY LET 107 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:57,016 HIMSELF GO, DOUG MASTRIANO. 108 00:06:57,083 --> 00:07:03,222 CURB-STOMPED IN HIS RACE AGAINST DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE JOSH 109 00:07:03,289 --> 00:07:06,659 SHAPIRO, AND YET, HE REFUSES TO CONCEDE. 110 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:08,060 THAT'S ACTUALLY NO SURPRISE. 111 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:09,495 MASTRIANO ALSO HASN'T YET CONCEDED THE CIVIL WAR. 112 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:11,364 LOSSES IN PENNSYLVANIA WERE JUST ONE PART OF A DISAPPOINTING 113 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:12,632 NIGHT FOR THE G.O.P. 114 00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:19,172 ON AVERAGE, IN MIDTERM ELECTIONS, THE PARTY OUT OF 115 00:07:19,238 --> 00:07:20,873 POWER USUALLY PICKS UP 29 SEATS IN THE HOUSE. 116 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:25,478 BUT THIS YEAR, REPUBLICAN GAINS COULD BE AS LOW AS SINGLE 117 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:27,246 DIGITS, WHICH-- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 118 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:31,951 YEAH. 119 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:32,652 YES. 120 00:07:32,718 --> 00:07:35,888 VOTERS GAVE THEM A SINGLE DIGIT. 121 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:41,928 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 122 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:45,765 THESE RESULTS ARE A CRISP NUT-PUNCH TO REPUBLICAN OPTIMISM 123 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:46,933 LEADING UP TO THE ELECTION. 124 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:49,468 FOR INSTANCE, BEFORE ALL THE BALLOTS WERE COUNTED, DON JR. 125 00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:56,375 TWEETED SIMPLY, "BLOODBATH!!!" THAT DID NOT AGE WELL. 126 00:07:56,442 --> 00:07:58,878 IT REMINDS ME OF WHAT GENERAL CUSTER TWEETED RIGHT BEFORE 127 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:00,613 LITTLE BIG HORN: "THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME. 128 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:03,583 OW, I JUST GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD." 129 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:07,019 ( LAUGHTER ) SO, WHILE THE G.O.P. DID MAKE 130 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:08,654 MODEST GAINS, THE MASSIVE VICTORY THEY PREDICTED NEVER 131 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:10,323 MATERIALIZED. 132 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:14,327 THIS MORNING'S HEADLINES SAID IT BEST: "THE VAUNTED RED WAVE 133 00:08:14,393 --> 00:08:16,963 NEVER HIT THE SHORE IN MIDTERM ELECTIONS." 134 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:20,066 "THAT'S NOT A RED WAVE." 135 00:08:20,132 --> 00:08:21,801 AND "THE RED WAVE WAS MORE LIKE A PINK SPLASH." 136 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:25,071 YES! 137 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:28,507 A PINJ SPLASH. 138 00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:30,877 IT WAS A SALMON DRIZZLE, A ROSY WASH. 139 00:08:30,943 --> 00:08:33,512 IT'S LIKE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY WASH YOUR KLAN 140 00:08:33,579 --> 00:08:35,381 ROBES WITH YOUR MAGA HAT. 141 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:39,619 JUST A LITTLE PINK, A PINK WASH. 142 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:46,559 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ). 143 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,527 ONCE AGAIN, ONCE AGAIN, PEOPLE ARE POINTING THE FINGER AT THE 144 00:08:48,594 --> 00:08:52,531 FORMER PRESIDENT, INCLUDING ALYSSA FARRAH GRIFFIN, WHO USED 145 00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:56,502 TO WORK FOR HIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE. 146 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:58,604 >> THIS IS THE TIME THAT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY NEEDS TO ASK 147 00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:00,072 THEMSELVES, ARE THEY GOING TO CONTINUE TO NOMINATE POOR- 148 00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:02,275 QUALITY CANDIDATES TO APPEASE DONALD TRUMP? 149 00:09:02,341 --> 00:09:06,679 IF YOU WANT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY TO THRIVE, WE HAVE GOT TO JUST 150 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:09,048 FINALLY SPEAK OUT AND SAY, THIS MAN IS A LOSER. 151 00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:12,285 >> Stephen: OKAY, THAT'S NOT FAIR. 152 00:09:12,351 --> 00:09:14,987 HE'S ALSO A FASCIST PERVERT. 153 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:15,888 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 154 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:23,429 THE SENATE-- ♪ 99 RED BALLOONS ♪ 155 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:26,432 THE SENATE, IS IT STILL UP FOR GRABS? 156 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:27,667 ANYTHING NEW. 157 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:34,307 STILL UP FOR GRABS AS WELL, AND IT'S GOING TO REMAIN THAT WAY 158 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:35,741 FOR QUITE AWHILE, THANKS TO THREE KEY RACES: 159 00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:37,443 ARIZONA, WHERE WE STILL DON'T HAVE A CALL ON WHO WON THE 160 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,378 SENATE RACE BETWEEN DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE AND GROWN-UP CAILLOU, 161 00:09:39,445 --> 00:09:41,213 MARK KELLY, AND EXTREMIST REPUBLICAN BLAKE MASTERS, SEEN 162 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:44,884 HERE ON KARAOKE NIGHT SINGING "DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES." 163 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:49,755 THE BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO IS THIS: MARK KELLY IS AN 164 00:09:49,822 --> 00:10:01,500 ASTRONAUT, WHILE BLAKE MASTERS IS THE SAME, MINUS THE 165 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,302 "TRONAUT." 166 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:05,538 ( APPLAUSE ) GOT TO WAIT IT OUT. 167 00:10:05,604 --> 00:10:07,940 IT'S A STROKER. 168 00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:09,709 WE'RE ALSO WAITING FOR RESULTS FROM NEVADA, WHERE THERE'S A 169 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,812 TIGHT RACE BETWEEN DEMOCRATIC INCUMBENT AND WOMAN WHO WILL WIN 170 00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:16,449 THIS STARING CONTEST, CATHERINE CORTEZ MASTO, AND REPUBLICAN 171 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:28,961 CHALLENGER AND FULLY ERECT FOREHEAD, ADAM LAXALT. 172 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:30,963 ( LAUGHTER ) WE'RE NOT GOING TO KNOW THE 173 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:32,765 WINNER ANYTIME SOON, BECAUSE NEVADA OFFICIALS ARE STILL 174 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:35,267 RECEIVING MAIL-IN BALLOTS, WHICH, BY STATE LAW, CAN BE 175 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:38,704 COUNTED IF THEY ARRIVE AS LATE AS SATURDAY. 176 00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:43,309 BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS TIME PASSES QUICKLY IN VEGAS. 177 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:46,812 I MEAN, YOU GO TO KILL 10 MINUTES AT THE BLACKJACK TABLE, 178 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:49,281 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, TWO WEEKS HAVE PASSED, AND YOU'RE MARRIED 179 00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:51,217 TO A FRENCH CANADIAN CONTORTIONIST FROM 180 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:52,318 CIRQUE DU SOLEIL. 181 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,787 BUT THE SENATE RACE EVERYONE'S WATCHING IS THE GEORGIA 182 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:58,624 THROW-DOWN BETWEEN REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE AND PRETEND SHERIFF OF 183 00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:02,428 FOOTBALL TOWN, HERSCHEL WALKER, ( BOOING ) 184 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,998 AND INCUMBENT SENATOR RAPHAEL WARNOCK-- 185 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:09,435 ( APPLAUSE ) SEEN HERE BEING TOLD HE'S TIED 186 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,904 WITH THE PRETEND SHERIFF OF FOOTBALL TOWN, HERSCHEL WALKER. 187 00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:15,975 AS OF THIS MORNING, NEITHER CANDIDATE HAD 50% OF THE VOTE, 188 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:19,011 SO BY GEORGIA LAW, THE RACE WILL GO TO A RUNOFF. 189 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:22,048 A LUCKY BREAK FOR HERSCHEL, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO MANY WOMEN 190 00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:25,484 AND CHILDREN, HE'S GOT A LOT OF EXPERIENCE RUNNING OFF. 191 00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:30,856 ( LAUGHTER ) WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 192 00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:31,957 TONIGHT! 193 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:32,925 MY GUEST IS ROSE McIVER, AND I'LL GIVE BONO THE COLBERT 194 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:34,794 QUESTIONERT. 195 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:40,266 BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, THE CAST OF "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA 196 00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:43,702 FOREVER" WILL ANSWER "JUST ONE QUESTION." 197 00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:45,771 STICK AROUND, Y'ALL. 198 00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:25,945 BAND, EVERYBODY. 199 00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:30,983 SAY HELLO TO JOE TAYLOR AND THE LATE SHOW BAND. 200 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:37,089 JOE, I LIKE-- I GOTTA SAY, I LIKE-- I LIKE HEARING SOME BOB 201 00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:37,556 SEEGER OVER THERE. 202 00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:38,390 >> OH, YEAH. 203 00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:41,227 >> Stephen: GOOD TO HEAR SOME SEAGER. 204 00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:44,697 I THINK WE'RE READY FOR THE RE-SEAGERRANCE. 205 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:47,266 I THINK IT'S TIME FOR THE SEAGER COMEBACK. 206 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,501 HE'S STILL AROUND. 207 00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:51,137 HE'S STILL ROCKING AS HARD AS EVER. 208 00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:52,338 >> YES, HE IS. 209 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:55,841 >> Stephen: WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT BOB SEEGER MORE IN THIS 210 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:56,242 COUNTRY? 211 00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:56,609 UNG IT'S TIME. 212 00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:57,710 >> ME, TOO. 213 00:12:57,776 --> 00:12:59,845 >> Stephen: I THINK THAT'S WHEN WE LOST OUR WAY WHEN WE 214 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:03,482 STOPPED SINGING, "LIKE A ROCK," OVER OUR TRUCK COMMERCIALS. 215 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:06,585 COMING UP IN JUST A MINUTE, JOSEPH-- IF I MAY CALL YOU 216 00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:10,723 THAT-- WE HAVE A YOUNG MAN I LIKE TO CALL BONO IS GOING TO BE 217 00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:11,824 OUT HERE. 218 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:15,928 HE'S GOING TO TAKE THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT RIGHT THERE. 219 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,930 15 QUESTIONS DESIGNED TO PENETRATE THE SOUL. 220 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:19,532 >> IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME. 221 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:23,035 >> Stephen: AND THERE'S A BIG HIT COMEDY ON CBS THIS SEASON. 222 00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:24,236 IT'S CALLED "GHOSTS." 223 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,639 THIS IS SEASON TWO OF "GHOSTS," RIGHT? 224 00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:32,011 SEASON TWO, STAR OF "GHOSTS," ROSE McIVER, IS GOING TO BE 225 00:13:32,077 --> 00:13:33,546 OUT HERE IN JUST A LITTLE WHILE. 226 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:37,283 ( APPLAUSE ) IF YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION 227 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:39,852 AIBILITY EARLIER, RIGHT OVER THERE, I WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW 228 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:47,760 THE NATION DODGED A RED WAVE. 229 00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,862 AND NO ONE INDIVIDUAL CAN TAKE CREDIT FOR THAT, UNLESS THAT 230 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,030 INDIVIDUAL IS ME. 231 00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:57,870 BECAUSE LAST WEEK, I CHALLENGED EVERYONE OUT THERE ON THE 232 00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,805 TIKTOKS THAT IF THEY SHOT A VIDEO OF THEMSELVES WITH THEIR 233 00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:03,642 "I VOTED" STICKER AND MAYBE A PINT OF MY DELICIOUS ICE CREAM, 234 00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:08,781 STEPHEN COLBERT'S AMERICONE DREAM, THAT I WOULD FOLLOW THEM. 235 00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:12,384 I WOULD IT WILL THEM ON TIKTOK. 236 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:13,352 BY THE WAY, ALL MY PROCEEDS GO TO CHARITY. 237 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:16,121 THAT MEANS THE CALORIES ARE TAX DEDUCTIBLE. 238 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,257 ( LAUGHTER ) OF COURSE, KEEPING TRACK OF 239 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:21,360 EVERYONE WHO RESPONDED TO MY TIKTOK VIDEO CHALLENGE IS A LOT 240 00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,128 OF WORK. 241 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,496 IT'S THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. 242 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:24,997 BUT THIS IS AMERICA. 243 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:26,165 VOTING IS IMPORTANT. 244 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:30,502 SO, I ROLLED UP MY SLEEVES AND TOLD MY SOCIAL MEDIA TEAM TO 245 00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:32,104 DO IT. 246 00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:34,106 AND IT TURNS OUT, PEOPLE HEEDED MY TOK, AND MADE THEIR TIKS. 247 00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:36,208 JIM? 248 00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:39,178 >> MMMM, VOTING. 249 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:40,479 >> HEY, STEPHEN COLBERT! 250 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,146 >> HI, MR. COLBERT. 251 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:41,914 >> HEY, COLBERT. 252 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,182 >> HI, STEPHEN! 253 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:44,783 >> CAN I CALL YOU STEPHEN? 254 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:45,951 >> WE VOTED TODAY! 255 00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:47,253 >> GUESS WHAT I DID? 256 00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:48,854 >> I VOTED TODAY! 257 00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:50,189 >> I VOTED! 258 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:53,058 >> ME, TOO! 259 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:53,692 >> JUST DROPPED IT OFF INSIDE! 260 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:54,526 WE VOTED. 261 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:57,096 >> WE VOTED! 262 00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:58,297 >> DID WE VOTE? 263 00:14:58,364 --> 00:14:59,932 >> YEAH! 264 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:00,799 >> JUST VOTE. 265 00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:02,067 >> IT'S ELECTION DAY. 266 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:02,901 >> DO THIS. 267 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:04,470 >> DONE. 268 00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:05,537 >> I VOTED BY MAIL! 269 00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:06,739 >> I VOTED! 270 00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:08,140 >> I VOTED, COLBERT. 271 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:09,041 >> I JUST VOTED. 272 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,276 I GOT MY BALLOT IN THE DROP BOX. 273 00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:12,278 >> I VOTED! 274 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:13,345 >> I GOT MY "I VOTED" STICKER. 275 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,547 MY HUSBAND'S GOT HIS "I VOTED" STICKER. 276 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:17,082 >> MY "I VOTED" STICKER. 277 00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:21,420 >> I GOT A COUPLE STICKERS. 278 00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:21,887 AND... 279 00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:24,323 A SQUIRREL. 280 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,258 ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WOW. 281 00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:29,528 WOW. 282 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:33,299 ( APPLAUSE ) A COUPLE STICKERS AND A 283 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:34,533 SQUIRREL? 284 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:39,338 I GOTTA GO TO A BETTER POLLING STATION. 285 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:42,441 ANYWAY, THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR PARTICIPATING, AND THANK YOU FOR 286 00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,343 VOTING. 287 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,011 YOU'RE THE REAL HEROES OF THE MIDTERMS. 288 00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:48,314 I WILL NOW BE FOLLOWING YOU ON TIKTOK WHEREVER YOU GO, AND SO 289 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,249 WILL THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT. 290 00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:51,750 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 291 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:52,785 THAT'S A TRUE STORY. 292 00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:54,753 THAT'S TRUE. 293 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:58,590 THAT'S A TRUE STORY. 294 00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,359 FOLKS, I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS WEEK'S RELEASE OF "BLACK 295 00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:01,927 PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER." 296 00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:05,597 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YES, ABSOLUTELY. 297 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:05,964 100%. 298 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:07,166 FEELING IT. 299 00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:13,172 IT'S BEEN FOUR AND A HALF YEARS SINCE THE FIRST ONE CAME OUT 300 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,140 AND, FINALLY, WE'LL GET THE ANSWERS TO ALL OF OUR BIG 301 00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:16,508 QUESTIONS LIKE, "WHO WILL BE THE NEXT BLACK PANTHER? 302 00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,510 WHERE DOES THE CHARACTER NAMOR FIT INTO THE STORY? 303 00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:21,480 AND IS NICOLE KIDMAN IN THIS MOVIE, OR AM I STILL JUST 304 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:24,650 WATCHING THE PREVIEWS?" BUT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH 305 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,652 QUESTIONS. 306 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:31,790 I THINK EVERYONE WHO WORKS HERE AT THE "LATE SHOW,"" 307 00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:33,592 WISHES THEY COULD ASK THE CAST OF "WAKANDA FOREVER" JUST ONE 308 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,426 QUESTION. 309 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:35,494 SO TONIGHT, WE LET THEM DO JUST THAT. 310 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:40,566 THIS IS "JUST ONE QUESTION: BLACK PANTHER EDITION." 311 00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:48,774 ♪ ♪ ♪ >> WHAT DOES BEING IN THIS MOVIE 312 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,709 MEAN TO YOU? 313 00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:54,980 >> BEING IN THIS MOVIE MEANS A LOT TO ME. 314 00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:58,650 IT'S VERY, YOU KNOW, IT WAS VERY MUCH ABOUT FOR US HONORING OUR 315 00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:02,855 BROTHER, CHADWICK, TO DO THE SECOND MOVIE. 316 00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:07,059 AND, YOU KNOW, TO GIVE OUR ALL TO IT IN HONOR OF HIM AND THE 317 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,695 LEGACY HE LEFT AND THAT HE BUILT. 318 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:14,900 >> IF YOU CAN PLAY ANY MARVEL CHARACTER, WHO WOULD YOU PICK? 319 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:15,667 >> SHE HULK. 320 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,369 >> SPIDER-MAN. 321 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:22,474 >> ANGELA BASSET. 322 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:26,178 >> I HEARD THAT "WAKANDA FOREVER" IS THE FINAL FILM IN 323 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:27,179 PHASE FOUR OF THE M.C.U. 324 00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:30,082 MY QUESTION IS, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 325 00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,518 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS? 326 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:33,452 >> I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA. 327 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:35,254 >> YEAH, ME, NEITHER. 328 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,323 NO ONE WILL TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. 329 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,058 >> MY QUESTION IS HOW DID YOU GET READY TO BE IN A BIG MARVEL 330 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:43,162 MOVIE? 331 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:48,734 >> I WANTED MY PERFORMANCE TO BE TRUE TO THE SOURCE MATERIAL, SO 332 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:49,935 FOR ABOUT A YEAR, I ONLY SPOKE IN WORD BUBBLES. 333 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:53,972 >> REALLY? 334 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:56,475 >> HEY, DO YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER, NAKIA, COULD BE BLACK 335 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,877 PANTHER? 336 00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:01,213 >> I THINK THE POINT OF THIS MOVIE IS THAT ANYONE COULD BE A 337 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,347 HERO. 338 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,416 >> REALLY, EVEN ME? 339 00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:06,685 >> MAYBE THE POINT OF THIS MOVIE IS THAT MOST PEOPLE CAN BE A 340 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:07,820 HERO. 341 00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:09,788 >> NICE! 342 00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:12,157 >> WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN OKOYE AND-- 343 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:13,859 >> DEFINITELY OKOYE. 344 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,427 >> OH, I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO FINISH. 345 00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:18,564 >> NEITHER WILL THE PERSON TRYING TO FIGHT OKOYE. 346 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:24,369 >> SINCE YOU'RE ALWAYS SO BUSY, HOW DO YOU HAVE TIME TO WORK 347 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:24,870 OUT? 348 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:25,904 >> OH, THAT'S EASY. 349 00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:27,272 I JUST HAVE MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT WORK OUT FOR ME. 350 00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:27,973 YEAH. 351 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:28,507 KEEP GOING, EMILY. 352 00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:31,109 YOU'RE GOOD. 353 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,411 FEEL THE BURN. 354 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:36,181 >> ANGELA BASSET, DO YOU EVER JUST STOP AND THINK TO YOURSELF, 355 00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:37,749 "OH, MY GOD, I'M ANGELA BASSETT, ONE OF THE GREATEST ACTORS OF 356 00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,318 OUR TIME?" >> OH, MY GOODNESS. 357 00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:41,186 WHAT A QUESTION. 358 00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:44,423 EVERY DAMN DAY. 359 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,258 >> ARE YOU GOING TO BE THE NEXT BLACK PANTHER? 360 00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,360 >> I CAN'T ANSWER THAT. 361 00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:51,330 >> COME ON, CAN YOU GIVE ME A HINT? 362 00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:54,833 >> LISTEN, IF I TOLD YOU, MARVEL WOULD HAVE A TEAM OF LAWYERS ON 363 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,335 YOU SO QUICKLY, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT. 364 00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,570 >> WAIT, REALLY? 365 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,506 >> YEAH, LOOK BEHIND YOU. 366 00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:04,610 >> OH! 367 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:05,844 ♪ ♪ ♪ 368 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:08,514 >> Stephen: THANK YOU, TO THE CAST OF "BLACK PANTHER." 369 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:09,581 WHEN WE COME BACK, BONO TAKES THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT. 370 00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:26,899 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, 371 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:28,667 YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS. 372 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:34,439 THAT, FRIENDS, IS BONO WHOSE NEW MEMOIR "SURRENDER" IS AVAILABLE 373 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:35,841 NOW. 374 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,544 BONO, YOU KNOW, WOVE HAD YOU ON THE SHOW. 375 00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:41,246 WE'VE HAD AN INCREDIBLE TIME TALKING TO YOU RIGHT HERE, BUT 376 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:45,350 THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT INTERVIEWING SOMEONE FOR THE 377 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:49,555 TELEVISION CAMERAS, WITH THE STANDARD TALK ABOUT THEIR LIFE, 378 00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:51,757 TALK ABOUT THE PROJECT, HOWEVER BEAUTIFUL THE CONVERSATION MAY 379 00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:53,859 HAVE BEEN-- AND I REALLY BELIEVE IT WAS. 380 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:57,796 THAT DOESN'T QUITE PENETRATE TO THE HEART OF SOMEONE AND REALLY 381 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,464 PLUMB THE DEPTHS OF THEIR SHOW. 382 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,534 BUT THE SCIENTISTS WILL IN THE "LATE SHOW" LAB CAME UP WITH A 383 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,870 SERIES OF QUESTIONS DESIGNED TO BE A TRUTH-SEEKING MISSLE. 384 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,104 >> OKAY. 385 00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:11,410 >> Stephen: TO BE KNOWN-- NOT AS THROUGH, BUT CLEARLY WHO YOU 386 00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:12,311 ARE. 387 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,513 AND IT'S CALLED "THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT." 388 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,015 AND I WAS WONDERING, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU MIGHT BE 389 00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,851 WILLING TO-- IF YOU HAD THE COURAGE, REALLY, TO BE REVEALED 390 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:20,352 BEFORE THE WORLD. 391 00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:21,787 >> I DO NOW. 392 00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:22,421 ( LAUGHTER ). 393 00:20:22,487 --> 00:20:23,755 >> Stephen: YES, CHEERS. 394 00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:29,428 >> CHEERS. 395 00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:30,362 SILANGE. 396 00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:34,967 >> Stephen: EXACTLY, I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT. 397 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:35,968 ♪ ♪ ♪ HERE WE GO. 398 00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:36,868 READY? 399 00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:41,974 COLBERT QUESTIONERT, FIRST QUESTION, BONO. 400 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,509 BONO, WHAT IS THE BEST SANDWICH? 401 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,945 >> A CHIP BUDDY. 402 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:52,250 IT'S SORT OF CHIPS, AS IN LIKE FRENCH FRIES, LIKE FRENCH FRIES 403 00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:55,954 WITH BUTTER ON REALLY PLAIN BREAD. 404 00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:57,022 LOVE THEM. 405 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,256 CHIP BUDDIES. 406 00:20:58,323 --> 00:21:02,427 >> Stephen: THAT IS THE MOST IRISH SANDWICH I CAN IMAGINE. 407 00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:03,428 IT'S POTATOES ON BREAD. 408 00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:05,364 >> I KNOW. 409 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,698 >> Stephen: WITH BUTTER. 410 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,034 THAT DOES SOUND FANTASTIC. 411 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,502 THAT DOES SOUND FANTASTIC. 412 00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,004 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT COULD USE? 413 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:13,305 A LITTLE MORE STARCH. 414 00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:16,408 >> I'LL TAKE THAT AS A CULTURAL SWIPE. 415 00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:17,175 >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO. 416 00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:17,643 GO AHEAD. 417 00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:18,744 GO AHEAD, TAKE IT. 418 00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:20,078 >> DRINKING NOW. 419 00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:22,214 THINGS COULD GET INTERESTING. 420 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:26,284 ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WHAT'S ONE THING 421 00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:28,954 YOU OWN THAT YOU SHOULD REALLY THROW OUT? 422 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:34,092 >> HMMM... HMMM... 423 00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:40,132 I THINK I CAN OVERDO THE POLITENESS. 424 00:21:40,198 --> 00:21:44,236 >> Stephen: YOU SHOULD THROW AWAY THE POLITENESS. 425 00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:46,371 >> I'M STARTING TO GET THE IDEA. 426 00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:53,578 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 427 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,480 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 428 00:21:55,547 --> 00:22:02,120 >> Stephen: WHAT, BONO, IS THE SCARIEST ANIMAL? 429 00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:05,390 >> THE SPOTTED PAPARAZZI. 430 00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:14,332 ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 431 00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:18,203 >> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES? 432 00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:19,971 >> LEMONS? 433 00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:24,676 ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: SAID THE BELLS OF 434 00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:25,677 ST. CLEMENS. 435 00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:26,712 HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR AUTOGRAPH? 436 00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:29,815 >> OH, MOHAMMED ALI. 437 00:22:29,881 --> 00:22:30,716 >> Stephen: DID YOU GET IT? 438 00:22:30,782 --> 00:22:34,152 >> AND-- I HAVE NEVER TOLD THIS TO ANYONE. 439 00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:40,058 I ASKED HIM FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH, AND HE DREW A SORT OF PICTURE. 440 00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:41,793 HE DREW A DRAWING. 441 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:45,897 AND I, WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME FOR AUTO GRAPHS, I DO DRAWINGS ALL 442 00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:46,832 THE TIME. 443 00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:49,701 PEOPLE NOW TURN THEM INTO TATTOOS AND STUFF. 444 00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:55,707 BUT THAT ALL CAME FROM MOHAMMED ALI, WHEN I ASKED HIM FOR HIS 445 00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:56,641 AUTOGRAPH. 446 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:59,211 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU THINK 447 00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:01,279 HAPPENS WHEN WE DO? 448 00:23:01,346 --> 00:23:03,949 >> I... 449 00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:05,083 WE'RE BORN. 450 00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:08,120 I BELIEVE THAT'S ACTUAL-- I ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT'S WHEN 451 00:23:08,186 --> 00:23:09,054 WE'RE KIND OF BORN. 452 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,956 THAT'S WHEN WE BEGIN. 453 00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:13,592 I'M-- I'M-- YEAH. 454 00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:15,327 CAN I STICK WITH THAT? 455 00:23:15,393 --> 00:23:17,229 >> Stephen: YEAH, SURE, OF COURSE YOU CAN. 456 00:23:17,295 --> 00:23:22,134 >> THESE ARE LABOR PAINS, STEPHEN. 457 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,035 >> Stephen: YOU'LL BE GOOD WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED. 458 00:23:24,102 --> 00:23:27,706 >> WE'LL HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THAT LATER, TOO. 459 00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:32,277 ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: FAVORITE ACTION 460 00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:33,178 MOVIE. 461 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:37,449 >> ANYTHING WITH LIAM NEESON. 462 00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:38,316 IN IT. 463 00:23:38,383 --> 00:23:41,887 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: SO,s I'M GOING 464 00:23:41,953 --> 00:23:44,689 TO SAY "LOVE, ACTUALLY." 465 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:47,392 >> OF COURSE YOU WOULD. 466 00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:48,760 RICHARD CURTIS IS A GENIUS. 467 00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:49,661 >> Stephen: INCREDIBLE. 468 00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:51,830 WINDOW OR AISLE? 469 00:23:51,897 --> 00:23:56,334 >> OOO... WELL, IT DEPENDS. 470 00:23:56,401 --> 00:23:59,171 OF COURSE THE WINDOW. 471 00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:10,849 BUT, YEAH, THE WINDOW, BUT IF THERE'S A BODY ODOR SITUATION, 472 00:24:10,916 --> 00:24:11,817 THE AISLE. 473 00:24:11,883 --> 00:24:14,686 >> Stephen: FAVORITE SMELL, SPEAKING OF WHICH? 474 00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:19,691 FAVORITE SMEL SMELL? 475 00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:24,529 >> YOU KNOW-- CAN I SAY THIS, MY MOTHER IRONING. 476 00:24:24,596 --> 00:24:25,564 >> Stephen: SURE. 477 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:27,265 SURE. 478 00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:28,500 >> MMM. 479 00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:31,269 >> Stephen: LEAST-FAVORITE SMELL. 480 00:24:31,336 --> 00:24:32,370 >> MINT. 481 00:24:32,437 --> 00:24:37,642 NO, I CAN HAVE MINT, BUT NOT, LIKE, CHEMICAL MINT. 482 00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:40,846 YOU KNOW -- >> Stephen: MINTY FRESH 483 00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:44,316 DOESN'T DO IT FOR YOU, LIKE TOOTHPASTE MINT. 484 00:24:44,382 --> 00:24:45,283 >> OH, DON'T LIKE THAT. 485 00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:49,588 ( LAUGHTER ) AM I TO BE TRUTHFUL IN THESE? 486 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:51,089 >> Stephen: YES. 487 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:51,890 DO YOU WISH TO BE KNOWN? 488 00:24:51,957 --> 00:24:53,425 >> I DO WISH TO BE KNOWN. 489 00:24:53,491 --> 00:24:56,161 >> Stephen: THEN YOU SHOULD BE TRUTHFUL. 490 00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:57,462 >> BY MY FATHER IN HEAVEN. 491 00:24:57,529 --> 00:24:59,798 I'M NOT SURE ABOUT YOU. 492 00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:00,899 ( APPLAUSE ) JUST SAYING. 493 00:25:00,966 --> 00:25:03,902 >> Stephen: AM I NOT YOUR BROTHER IN CHRIST? 494 00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:06,137 >> OOOO. 495 00:25:06,204 --> 00:25:07,606 WHO IS MY BROTHER. 496 00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:09,207 >> Stephen: EVERYONE IS YOUR BROTHER. 497 00:25:09,274 --> 00:25:10,942 AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT EVERYONE IS CHRIST. 498 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:14,546 >> LOVE THY NEIGHBOR IS NOT ADVICE. 499 00:25:14,613 --> 00:25:15,480 IT'S A COMMAND, STEPHEN. 500 00:25:15,547 --> 00:25:19,951 >> Stephen: SO IS "DO NOT WORRY." 501 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:24,122 ♪ ABOUT A THING BECAUSE EVERY LITTLE THING GONNA 502 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:27,959 BE ALL RIGHT ♪ DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING 503 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:31,763 ♪ BECAUSE EVERY LITTLE THING GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ♪ 504 00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:34,466 >> Stephen: I THINK BETWEEN THE TWO OF US YOU'RE THE ONLY 505 00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:36,801 WAY WHO COULD GET AWAY WITH SINGING REGGAE. 506 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:40,472 >> BECAUSE? 507 00:25:40,538 --> 00:25:43,708 YOU KNOW THAT BOB MARLEE SANG IN AN IRISH ACCENT, DON'T YOU? 508 00:25:43,775 --> 00:25:46,278 .>> Stephen: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 509 00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:47,545 >> CORK AND KERRY. 510 00:25:47,612 --> 00:25:50,248 LOTS OF PEOPLE IN CORK AND KERRY WENT TO THE CARIBBEAN. 511 00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:53,151 THEY WERE FORCED, INDENTURED. 512 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:56,688 IT'S NOT THE SAME AS SLAVERY, BUT IT WAS STILL PRETTY ROUGH. 513 00:25:56,755 --> 00:26:03,161 THEY WERE TAKEN THERE, CROMWELL, AND ENDED UP-- AND THERE ARE 514 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:09,367 STILL COMMUNITIES IN BARBADOS CALLED-- I THINK THEY'RE CALLED 515 00:26:09,434 --> 00:26:15,006 RED SKINS BECAUSE THEY HAD THE COMPLEX. 516 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:16,041 ION. 517 00:26:16,107 --> 00:26:18,677 AND BOB MARLEE, HE LIVES IN IRISH TOWN, DON'T HE? 518 00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:21,046 I REST MY CASE. 519 00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:23,848 >> Stephen: CHECK OUT THE SITUATION. 520 00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:26,751 >> GOOD VIBRATIONS, ALL ACROSS THE NATION. 521 00:26:26,818 --> 00:26:30,155 THAT'S A CORKER KERRY ACCENT RIGHT THERE. 522 00:26:30,221 --> 00:26:33,425 >> Stephen: WHAT'S THE MOST-USED APP ON YOUR PHONE? 523 00:26:33,491 --> 00:26:35,226 >> VOICE NOTES. 524 00:26:35,293 --> 00:26:39,931 THAT'S WHERE I WRITE MUSIC OR I'M IN THE BATHROOM OR WHATEVER 525 00:26:39,998 --> 00:26:42,100 CAN CAN'T GET TO A GUITAR. 526 00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:43,168 I SING. 527 00:26:43,234 --> 00:26:45,403 >> Stephen: YOU DON'T KEEP A GUITAR IN YOUR BATHROOM? 528 00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:48,073 ( LAUGHTER ) I THOUGHT THE HUMIDITY WOULD BE 529 00:26:48,139 --> 00:26:48,873 GOOD FOR THE WOOD. 530 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:52,410 >> THE TILES ARE GREAT FOR THE VOICE. 531 00:26:52,477 --> 00:26:56,481 BUT-- SO I SING IN THE BATH. 532 00:26:56,548 --> 00:27:00,118 BUT I DO NOT PLAY GUITAR IN THERE,s IN THAT ROOM. 533 00:27:00,185 --> 00:27:00,852 >> Stephen: OKAY. 534 00:27:00,919 --> 00:27:02,754 DO YOU PLAY THE ORGAN? 535 00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:07,025 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ). 536 00:27:07,092 --> 00:27:10,562 >> DRINK UP. 537 00:27:10,628 --> 00:27:11,262 DRINK UP. 538 00:27:11,329 --> 00:27:12,430 THIS IS REALLY WORKING FOR YOU. 539 00:27:12,497 --> 00:27:15,567 >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK HERE, BUT WE BE 540 00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:17,635 RIGHT BACK WITH MORE BONO, EVERYBODY. 541 00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:27,779 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE BACK WITH THE AUTHOR OF 542 00:27:27,846 --> 00:27:28,279 "SURRENDER," BONO. 543 00:27:28,346 --> 00:27:30,415 >> THANK YOU! 544 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:31,082 OH? 545 00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:32,150 >> >> Stephen: CATS OR DOGS? 546 00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:34,185 >> DOGS. 547 00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:38,890 >> Stephen: YOU ONLY GET-- SMATTERING OF APPLAUSE. 548 00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:42,560 YOU ONLY GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, 549 00:27:42,627 --> 00:27:43,962 LISTEN TO IT. 550 00:27:44,029 --> 00:27:47,165 LET ME BE CLEAR ABOUT THIS BECAUSE SOME MUSICIANS HAVE 551 00:27:47,232 --> 00:27:48,400 ASKED. 552 00:27:48,466 --> 00:27:50,235 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT CONSTANTLY, BUT WHEN YOU 553 00:27:50,301 --> 00:27:53,304 GO TO MUSIC, THIS IS THE ONLY SONG YOU GET TO PLAY. 554 00:27:53,371 --> 00:28:07,886 >> THE SONG PRESENTLY THAT BRINGS ME LITERALLY TO MY KNEES 555 00:28:07,952 --> 00:28:19,898 IS A BEEGEE'S SONG CALLED "IMMORTALITY." 556 00:28:19,964 --> 00:28:22,634 IT'S GETTING TO THE TIME NOW WHERE WE STOP FIGHTING AND WE 557 00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:23,601 START CRYING. 558 00:28:23,668 --> 00:28:29,040 ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) 559 00:28:29,107 --> 00:28:32,410 AND ANOTHER THING, STEPHEN ( VOICE BREAKING ) 560 00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:40,251 WHEN SHE DROPPED ME ON THE HEAD AS A BABY, SHE SAID... 561 00:28:40,318 --> 00:28:41,686 ( LAUGHTER ) "I MEANT IT. 562 00:28:41,753 --> 00:28:47,759 THE. 563 00:28:47,826 --> 00:28:48,893 THE. 564 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,395 >> Stephen: AND YOU, YOU REMEMBER THAT FROM WHEN YOU WERE 565 00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:51,463 A BABY. 566 00:28:51,529 --> 00:28:52,230 >> YES. 567 00:28:52,297 --> 00:28:55,667 I COULD COUNT, I COULD READ BY TWO. 568 00:28:55,733 --> 00:28:57,902 PEOPLE. 569 00:28:57,969 --> 00:28:59,771 >> Stephen: YOU COULD READ PEOPLE, IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN? 570 00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:01,106 >> AND COUNT THEM. 571 00:29:01,172 --> 00:29:06,044 ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: ONE. 572 00:29:06,111 --> 00:29:08,480 >> OH! 573 00:29:08,546 --> 00:29:09,547 >> TWO. 574 00:29:09,614 --> 00:29:12,383 >> Stephen: BY THE WAY, QUICKLY, VERY QUICKLY, MAYBE 575 00:29:12,450 --> 00:29:13,551 WE'LL CUT THIS OUT. 576 00:29:13,618 --> 00:29:19,224 THE FIRST TIME I HEARD "ONE," "ONE," I WAS-- I WAS WITH A 577 00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:22,627 FRIEND, AND I SAID, "WHO IS THIS?" 578 00:29:22,694 --> 00:29:24,896 AND THEY SAID, "THIS IS U2." 579 00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:28,500 I SAID, "I KNOW THAT'S BONO SINGING, BUT WHO WROTE THIS?" 580 00:29:28,566 --> 00:29:30,168 >> NHAT'S VERY HURTFUL. 581 00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:31,035 >> Stephen: WAIT A SECOND. 582 00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:33,438 >> WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT, STEPHEN. 583 00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:34,506 >> Stephen: HE SAID, "HE DID." 584 00:29:34,572 --> 00:29:37,475 I SAID, "NO, THIS IS TOO PERFECT OF A SONG. 585 00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:40,378 IT'S NOT THAT YOU'RE CAPABLE OF IT. 586 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:43,681 BUT IT'S SO PERFECT I THOUGHT IT HAD TO BE CREATED BEFORE. 587 00:29:43,748 --> 00:29:46,351 IT IS LIKE HE PULLED-- >> IT'S ETERNAL. 588 00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:47,886 >> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. 589 00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:48,386 >> IT ALWAYS EXISTED. 590 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:49,621 >> Stephen: EXACTLY. 591 00:29:49,687 --> 00:29:53,291 IT SEEMED LIKE SUCH A PERFECT SONG, IT SEEMED SO EVOCATIVE OF 592 00:29:53,358 --> 00:29:56,728 A COMMON HUMAN FEELING AND EXPERIENCE, IT HAD SUCH DEPTH 593 00:29:56,794 --> 00:30:00,098 AND SUCH PERFECT RHYTHM AND PATHOS TO IT, I THOUGHT IT HAD 594 00:30:00,165 --> 00:30:04,936 TO HAVE BEEN SOMETHING THAT WAS, LIKE, ANCIENT OF DAYS THAT YOU 595 00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:09,207 HAD REVIVED AND MY RESPECT FOR YOU WENT THROUGH THE ROOF WHEN I 596 00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:12,877 FOUND OUT, NO, NO, NO, OUT OF YOUR HEAD, LIKE ATHENA. 597 00:30:12,944 --> 00:30:14,245 AND I-- ( APPLAUSE ) 598 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:17,382 THAT IS, TO ME, YOUR GREATEST-- THAT'S YOUR GREATEST SONG TO ME. 599 00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:18,616 >> THANK YOU. 600 00:30:18,683 --> 00:30:21,819 WE WROTE THAT SONG BECAUSE IT WAS A SONG WE NEEDED TO HEAR AS 601 00:30:21,886 --> 00:30:24,322 A BAND. 602 00:30:24,389 --> 00:30:27,158 BECAUSE WE WERE RIGHT AT LOGGERHEADS AND THE BAND BREAKS 603 00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:30,128 UP ALL THE TIME AND THEN GETS BACK TOGETHER AGAIN IS THE TRUTH 604 00:30:30,195 --> 00:30:31,429 WE DON'T TELL ANYONE. 605 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:32,897 BUT THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. 606 00:30:32,964 --> 00:30:35,200 AND, YEAH, THAT SONG, WE REALLY NEEDED IT. 607 00:30:35,266 --> 00:30:37,101 >> Stephen: ISN'T THAT INTERESTING HOW THE PERSONAL IS 608 00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:38,670 THE UNIVERSAL IF YOU'RE HONEST ABOUT IT? 609 00:30:38,736 --> 00:30:39,971 >> YUP. 610 00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:45,777 WE-- YOU KNOW, WE WERE IN BERLIN, THE WALL HAD JUST COME 611 00:30:45,843 --> 00:30:47,011 DOWN. 612 00:30:47,078 --> 00:30:49,047 AND WE WERE RECORDING IN BERLIN, AND THE WALL WAS COMING UP IN 613 00:30:49,113 --> 00:30:50,582 OUR STUDIO, YEAH. 614 00:30:50,648 --> 00:30:51,749 WHICH IS MAD. 615 00:30:51,816 --> 00:30:52,850 THERE YOU GO. 616 00:30:52,917 --> 00:30:59,824 >> Stephen: WHAT-- WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF? 617 00:30:59,891 --> 00:31:05,163 >> YOU BETTER BE... WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF? 618 00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:05,563 ( LAUGHTER ). 619 00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:07,165 >> Stephen: 2. 620 00:31:07,232 --> 00:31:08,666 >> WRONG. 621 00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:11,669 >> Stephen: NO. 622 00:31:11,736 --> 00:31:19,310 >> 40. 623 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:23,014 2 ( APPLAUSE ) 624 00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:29,354 >> Stephen: DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WORDS. 625 00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:32,290 >> IT'S GETTING BETTER ALL-- NO. 626 00:31:32,357 --> 00:31:34,659 IT'S GETTING BETTER. 627 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:37,562 >> Stephen: "IT'S GETTING BETTER." 628 00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:38,696 >> WHAT'S THAT? 629 00:31:38,763 --> 00:31:39,631 >> Stephen: THAT'S THREE. 630 00:31:39,697 --> 00:31:42,333 >> IT'S GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME. 631 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,235 >> Stephen: THAT'S SIX. 632 00:31:44,302 --> 00:31:48,840 >> I'M A-- I'M A SONGWRITER, NOT A MATHEMATICIAN. 633 00:31:48,906 --> 00:31:50,875 WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM? 634 00:31:50,942 --> 00:31:52,410 >> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS. 635 00:31:52,477 --> 00:31:53,177 >> THANK YOU. 636 00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:55,380 >> Stephen: BONO, CONGRATULATIONS. 637 00:31:55,446 --> 00:31:56,881 I HOPE YOU CAN FEEL IT, BECAUSE NOW YOU ARE KNOWN. 638 00:31:56,948 --> 00:31:58,916 >> I FEEL KNOWN, THANK YOU. 639 00:31:58,983 --> 00:32:01,286 >> Stephen: "SURRENDER" IS OUT NOW. 640 00:32:01,352 --> 00:32:02,053 IT'S BONO, EVERYBODY. 641 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,122 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 642 00:32:21,005 --> 00:32:29,947 >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! 643 00:32:30,014 --> 00:32:32,950 FOLKS, MY GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "iZOMBIE," 644 00:32:33,017 --> 00:32:35,687 "MASTERS OF SEX," AND THE FILM SERIES, "A CHRISTMAS PRINCE." 645 00:32:35,753 --> 00:32:38,790 SHE NOW STARS IN "GHOSTS" ON CBS. 646 00:32:38,856 --> 00:32:42,060 >> ISAAC, WHAT'S GOING ON? 647 00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:45,563 >> IT'S JUST THIS THING THAT I HAVE WITH NIGEL. 648 00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:46,798 IT'S NOT GOING TO LAST. 649 00:32:46,864 --> 00:32:49,334 >> WHAT HAPPENED? 650 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:54,706 >> IT'S JUST THAT OUR DIFFERENCES ARE SIMPLY 651 00:32:54,772 --> 00:32:55,840 IRRECONCILABLE. 652 00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:57,875 AMERICANS AND THE BRITISH ARE SWORN ENEMIES AND IT SHALL 653 00:32:57,942 --> 00:33:00,545 REMAIN THAT WAY UNTIL THE END OF TIME. 654 00:33:00,611 --> 00:33:02,747 >> ISAAC BRITAIN AND THE U.S. 655 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:06,017 ARE BASICALLY BEST FRIENDS. 656 00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:07,051 >> WHAT? 657 00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:07,819 REALLY? 658 00:33:07,885 --> 00:33:10,388 >> THEY ARE LIKE OUR CLOSEST ALLY. 659 00:33:10,455 --> 00:33:13,024 YOU KNOW, THERE'S EVEN A NAME FOR THE FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN 660 00:33:13,091 --> 00:33:13,891 BRITAIN AND AMERICA. 661 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:16,327 IT'S CALLED "THE SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP." 662 00:33:16,394 --> 00:33:20,531 >> HONESTLY, SAMANTHA, I'M IMPRESSED WITH YOUR KNOW OF 663 00:33:20,598 --> 00:33:20,932 GEOPOLITICS. 664 00:33:20,998 --> 00:33:21,966 >> THANK YOU. 665 00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:24,702 I LEARNED IT FROM A MOVIE CALLED "LOVE, ACTUALLY." 666 00:33:24,769 --> 00:33:26,871 >> THERE WE GO. 667 00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:31,976 >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW," ROSE McIVER! 668 00:33:34,245 --> 00:33:40,785 ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) 669 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,086 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> HI! 670 00:33:42,153 --> 00:33:44,756 >> Stephen: HELLO. 671 00:33:44,822 --> 00:33:45,390 WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 672 00:33:45,456 --> 00:33:48,760 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 673 00:33:48,826 --> 00:33:50,461 >> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SUCCESS OF "GHOSTS." 674 00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:51,396 >> THANK YOU. 675 00:33:51,462 --> 00:33:54,232 >> Stephen: ONE OF THE TOP-RATED SHOWS ON TV. 676 00:33:54,298 --> 00:33:54,866 THAT MUST BE A GOOD FEELING. 677 00:33:54,932 --> 00:33:57,001 >> IT'S SURREAL. 678 00:33:57,068 --> 00:33:58,236 I'M GRATEFUL. 679 00:33:58,302 --> 00:34:01,906 I'M GRATEFUL TO HAVE A JOB AND SUCH A GOOD JOB, IT'S AMAZING. 680 00:34:01,973 --> 00:34:04,041 >> Stephen: YOU'RE AN AMERICAN IN THE SHOW, AND I 681 00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:07,545 KNEW-- THEY TOLD ME YOU WERE FROM NEW ZEALAND, BUT WHEN I 682 00:34:07,612 --> 00:34:09,313 HEAR IT, IT THROWS ME. 683 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:12,850 IF I'VE GOTTEN TO KNOW SOMEBODY WITH AN AMERICAN ACCENT AND THEY 684 00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:16,421 SUDDENLY HAVE A DIFFERENT ASPECT IT FEELS LIKE I'M INTERVIEWING A 685 00:34:16,487 --> 00:34:16,788 SPY. 686 00:34:16,854 --> 00:34:17,955 >> A FRAUD. 687 00:34:18,022 --> 00:34:20,024 >> Stephen: A LITTLE BIT OF A FRAUD HELP HOW HARD WAS THE 688 00:34:20,091 --> 00:34:20,725 AMERICAN ACCENT FOR YOU? 689 00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:22,794 >> IT WASN'T TOO BAD, ACTUALLY. 690 00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:24,862 IT WAS TERRIBLE WHEN I WAS LITTLE. 691 00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:31,068 I WAS ON "HERCULES" AND "ZINA" WHEN I WAS A KID-- THANK YOU. 692 00:34:31,135 --> 00:34:35,606 SHOUT OUT TO HERCULES AND IS ZINA. 693 00:34:35,673 --> 00:34:39,911 WHEN I LISTEN TO, "MOM, MOM, DADDY'S HOME," IT'S DIFFERENT. 694 00:34:39,977 --> 00:34:42,747 >> Stephen: IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLACES IN THE WORLD, 695 00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:43,281 NEW ZEALAND. 696 00:34:43,347 --> 00:34:44,282 WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 697 00:34:44,348 --> 00:34:47,051 >> I'M FROM A LITTLE BEACH TOWN JUST OUTSIDE -- 698 00:34:47,118 --> 00:34:51,656 >> Stephen: ONE SECOND? 699 00:34:51,722 --> 00:34:52,723 >> YOU GOT IT. 700 00:34:52,790 --> 00:34:55,893 I KNOW YOU'RE A SEASONED KIWI YOURSELF. 701 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,463 >> Stephen: I'VE BEEN DOWN THERE, NOT A BUNCH, TO, THREE 702 00:34:58,529 --> 00:34:59,530 TIMES I'VE BEEN DOWN THERE. 703 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:00,765 IT'S JUST AMAZING. 704 00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:04,735 ARE YOU HOMESICK, BECAUSE I'M HOMESICK AND I'M NOT FROM THERE? 705 00:35:04,802 --> 00:35:08,339 >> YEAH, I DO, I GET PRETTY HOMESICK. 706 00:35:08,406 --> 00:35:14,579 I HAVE STARTED CROSS STITCHING VARIOUS DISTRICTS FROM MY 707 00:35:14,645 --> 00:35:15,480 PARENT'S -- >> Stephen: IS THAT ONE OF 708 00:35:15,546 --> 00:35:16,180 THESE? 709 00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:17,348 >>IAS, YEAH. 710 00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:19,016 >> Stephen: THE THING ON THE LEFT IS WHAT THEY'RE ABOUT TO 711 00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:20,017 SEE? 712 00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:22,954 >> THIS IS A SUNROOM IN MY PARENTS' HOUSE AND THE 713 00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:27,792 CROSSSTICK ON THE RIGHT IS MY OBSESSIVE RECREATION OF IT. 714 00:35:27,859 --> 00:35:29,293 >> Stephen: WOW. 715 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,229 HOW LONG DID THIS-- >> LONGER -- 716 00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:33,965 >> Stephen: YOU SAW THIS AND THEN YOU FREEHANDED THIS. 717 00:35:34,031 --> 00:35:34,799 THAT'S REALLY QUITE BEAUTIFUL. 718 00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:37,301 >> I WISH I FREEHANDED IT. 719 00:35:37,368 --> 00:35:43,741 IT'S A VERY ELABORATE PRINTOUT CROSS STITCH PATTERN THAT I FILL 720 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:45,076 IN WITH COLORS. 721 00:35:45,142 --> 00:35:47,078 >> Stephen: IT'S BY NUMBER. 722 00:35:47,144 --> 00:35:47,745 I'M STILL IMPRESSED. 723 00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:50,014 >> HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU? 724 00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:50,915 >> TO GO. 725 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,149 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 726 00:35:52,216 --> 00:35:54,719 >> Stephen: IT'S BEEN ACTING, IT SAYS HERE, SINCE YOU WERE TWO 727 00:35:54,785 --> 00:35:55,686 YEARS OLD. 728 00:35:55,753 --> 00:35:57,154 DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE ACTING AT TWO YEARS OLD? 729 00:35:57,221 --> 00:36:00,858 >> I WAS GOING TO SAY, IS IT REALLY ACTING AT THAT POINT? 730 00:36:00,925 --> 00:36:03,294 IS THERE IT'S REFLECTING LIGHT AT THAT AGE. 731 00:36:03,361 --> 00:36:07,398 >> EXACTLY, TRYING NOT TO CRY AND NEEDING TO GO TO THE BATH 732 00:36:07,465 --> 00:36:10,067 GLOOM DID YOU WORK CONSISTENTLY FROM TWO ON. 733 00:36:10,134 --> 00:36:11,969 WERE UPON YOU IN IT AT THAT POINT? 734 00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:14,005 > YEAH, CLOCKING IN, CLOCKING OUT. 735 00:36:14,071 --> 00:36:16,807 NO I WAS IN SCHOOL IN NEW ZEALAND. 736 00:36:16,874 --> 00:36:20,778 I USED TO DO PROJECTS ON MY SCHOOL HOLIDAYS, BUT I HAD A 737 00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:23,347 PRETTY-- PRETTY REGULAR CHILDHOOD. 738 00:36:23,414 --> 00:36:27,118 MY FAMILY HOME WAS PRETTY ECCENTRIC, BUT, YEAH, LOTS OF 739 00:36:27,184 --> 00:36:29,153 RESCUE ANIMALS AND ALL SORTS. 740 00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:32,690 >> Stephen: IS THAT WHAT THIS IS? 741 00:36:32,757 --> 00:36:33,824 >> IT MIGHT WELL BE. 742 00:36:33,891 --> 00:36:35,293 >> Stephen: RESCUE ANIMALS. 743 00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:36,561 WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE. 744 00:36:36,627 --> 00:36:40,631 >> THIS IS A MAGPIE THAT MY MOM RESCUED, WHICH I THINK WAS MAYBE 745 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:44,135 A SUPPORT ANIMAL FOR THE HAIRCUT I WAS GIVEN AT THAT TIME. 746 00:36:44,201 --> 00:36:50,474 IT WAS KNOWN AS THE "MUD FLAP" CORDIALLY BECAUSE IT CAME JUST 747 00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:54,278 OVER MY EAR LIKE A LOVELY MUD FLAP ON A CAR. 748 00:36:54,345 --> 00:36:57,248 THE MAGPIE, COKIE,s THEY'RE REALLY SMART BIRDS. 749 00:36:57,315 --> 00:36:58,749 >> Stephen: WHAT IS IT DOING TO YOUR TEETH? 750 00:36:58,816 --> 00:37:02,720 >> WE WERE ALSO SHORT ON DENTAL HYGIENE, APPARENTLY, SO DOUBLED 751 00:37:02,787 --> 00:37:03,721 AS A FLOSSER. 752 00:37:03,788 --> 00:37:05,189 YEAH, IT WAS PRETTY DISGUSTING. 753 00:37:05,256 --> 00:37:07,258 I WOULDN'T LET THAT HAPPEN NOW. 754 00:37:07,325 --> 00:37:09,560 I'VE COME A LONG WAY. 755 00:37:09,627 --> 00:37:12,663 >> Stephen: AS I SAID, YOU NOW STAR IN "GHOSTS." 756 00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:16,567 YOU PLAY SAM, WHO CAN TALK TO GHOSTS. 757 00:37:16,634 --> 00:37:18,636 >> UH-HUH. 758 00:37:18,703 --> 00:37:21,539 >> Stephen: DO YOU-- "A," HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GHOST DISM DO 759 00:37:21,606 --> 00:37:22,773 YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? 760 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,243 >> SO I'VE NEVER HAD, LIKE, A GHOST EXPERIENCE MYSELF. 761 00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:29,847 BUT MY MOM IS VERY PARTIAL TO EVERYTHING SPIRITUAL. 762 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,683 SHE LOVES IT, LOVES ALL OF IT. 763 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,185 AND -- >> Stephen: SEANCES AND THAT 764 00:37:34,251 --> 00:37:35,386 SORT OF THING? 765 00:37:35,453 --> 00:37:38,055 >> MORE SORT OF A LOT OF SIGNS. 766 00:37:38,122 --> 00:37:39,757 THERE'S A LOT OF SIGNS EVERYWHERE. 767 00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:41,425 >> Stephen: OH, LIKE, THAT IS AN OMEN. 768 00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:44,362 >> THAT'SA A SIGN, THAT IS AN OMEN. 769 00:37:44,428 --> 00:37:46,764 A PRETTYICA COBB STORY. 770 00:37:46,831 --> 00:37:50,001 A FAMILY FRIEND PASSED AWAY, AND BEFORE SHE DIED MOM SAID, 771 00:37:50,067 --> 00:37:52,570 "PLEASE GIVE ME A SIGN FROM THE AFTERLIFE." 772 00:37:52,637 --> 00:37:55,940 AND MY DAD, WHO IS A PHOTOGRAPHER, HAS A STRING OF 773 00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:59,243 PHOTOS ON A SLIDE SHOW ON OUR LIVING ROOM TELEVISION OF 774 00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:00,478 VARIOUS FAMILY AND FRIENDS. 775 00:38:00,544 --> 00:38:03,414 AND ON THE NIGHT IN QUESTION, MY MOM SWEARS THAT THIS PERSON'S 776 00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:07,284 FACE POPPED UP, WHO HAD RECENTLY PASSED AWAY, AND THE DOGS WENT 777 00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:08,452 BALLISTIC. 778 00:38:08,519 --> 00:38:11,489 I WASN'T THERE, AND MY DAD'S A COMPLETE SKEPTIC, SO HE WAS 779 00:38:11,555 --> 00:38:12,923 LIKE, "NO, THAT NEVER HAPPENED." 780 00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:16,694 ALL I KNOW IS NOW WHEN I GO TO THE HOUSE, EVERY TIME THAT 781 00:38:16,761 --> 00:38:20,031 FAMILY FRIEND POPS UP ON THE SCREEN, MY MOM IS LIKE, "LOOK! 782 00:38:20,097 --> 00:38:21,032 LOOK WHO IT IS! 783 00:38:21,098 --> 00:38:22,299 LOOK WHO IT IS." 784 00:38:22,366 --> 00:38:24,835 AND I FEEL LIKE SHE'S TRYING TO COERCE THE SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE 785 00:38:24,902 --> 00:38:26,470 AT ANY SINGLE MOMENT. 786 00:38:26,537 --> 00:38:28,506 >> Stephen: TO VALIDATE HER BELIEF. 787 00:38:28,572 --> 00:38:29,407 >> EXACTLY, EXACTLY. 788 00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:30,541 BUT JURY'S OUT. 789 00:38:30,608 --> 00:38:32,877 >> Stephen: SURE, THERE ARE WORSE THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH 790 00:38:32,943 --> 00:38:35,179 YOUR SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE THAN TRY TO GET YOUR DOG IN ON IT AT 791 00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:36,447 THE SAME TIME. 792 00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:40,117 ONE OF THE THINGS I LEGALLY HAVE TO YOU ASK YOU ABOUT IS YOU ARE 793 00:38:40,184 --> 00:38:43,754 ALSO THE STAR OF A HOLIDAY TRADITION NOW, WHICH IS "THE 794 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:45,856 CHRISTMAS PRINCE" MOVIES. 795 00:38:45,923 --> 00:38:48,492 >> I'M GLAD THAT'S STILL IN MY CONTRACT. 796 00:38:48,559 --> 00:38:49,126 >> Stephen: IT'S MY CONTRACT. 797 00:38:49,193 --> 00:38:51,962 I HAVE TO ASK YOU. 798 00:38:52,029 --> 00:38:53,164 YOU'RE QUEEN AMBER. 799 00:38:53,230 --> 00:38:56,767 AND I UNDERSTAND THAT THERE'S GOING TO BE A SPECIAL "GHOSTS" 800 00:38:56,834 --> 00:39:00,805 EPISODE THAT PAYS HOMAGE, OR A HAT TIP TO THOSE MOVIES. 801 00:39:00,871 --> 00:39:04,275 CAN YOU TELL US ANYTHING HOW THE CROSSOVER IS GOING TO HAPPEN 802 00:39:04,341 --> 00:39:07,945 INTO THE "CHRISTMAS PRINCE" CINEMATIC UNIVERSE. 803 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,547 >> I WAS REALLY EXCITED. 804 00:39:09,613 --> 00:39:17,822 I REALLY LOVED FILMING "A CHRISTMAS PRINCE" "THE CHRISTMAS 805 00:39:17,888 --> 00:39:19,090 PRINCE." 806 00:39:19,156 --> 00:39:21,892 I LOVE MAKING THOSE MOVIES AND I REMEMBER WADING THROUGH SHAMPOO 807 00:39:21,959 --> 00:39:24,528 FOAM THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SNOW. 808 00:39:24,595 --> 00:39:27,998 AND I WAS VERY EXCITED WHEN THAT CAME UP AS A STORYLINE ON 809 00:39:28,065 --> 00:39:29,266 "GHOSTS." 810 00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:33,904 SAM IS SOMEBODY WHO BELIEVES IN CHRISTMAS MOVIES AND THE ROMANCE 811 00:39:33,971 --> 00:39:37,108 OF IT ALL, BUT IT DOESN'T QUITE GO THE WAY SHE PLANNED. 812 00:39:37,174 --> 00:39:38,676 >> Stephen: IS THE PRINCE DEAD? 813 00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:39,744 IS HE A GHOST NOW? 814 00:39:39,810 --> 00:39:42,213 >> YOU'LL HAVE TO TUNE IN, GUYS! 815 00:39:42,279 --> 00:39:43,814 THAT WOULD BE A REAL SPOILER. 816 00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:45,950 >> Stephen: ROSE, IT WAS LOVELY TO MEET YOU, THANK YOU SO 817 00:39:46,016 --> 00:39:46,784 MUCH FOR BEING HERE. 818 00:39:46,851 --> 00:39:48,452 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. 819 00:39:48,519 --> 00:39:51,021 >> Stephen: "GHOSTS" AIRS THURSDAYS AT 8:30 ON CBS. 820 00:39:51,088 --> 00:39:53,057 ROSE McIVER, EVERYBODY. 821 00:39:53,124 --> 00:39:55,126 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 822 00:40:14,011 --> 00:40:16,514 >> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW." 823 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:19,683 TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE EMILY BLUNT AND GEORGE 824 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:20,050 SAUNDERS. 825 00:40:20,117 --> 00:40:22,019 GOOD NIGHT!