1 00:00:01,868 --> 00:00:04,471 >> FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ALMOST 10 YEARS, BRITAIN'S 2 00:00:04,537 --> 00:00:07,607 PRINCE AND PRINCESS OF WALES WILL BE VISITING THE U.S. 3 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:12,178 THE ROYAL COUPLE WILL TRAVEL TO BOSTON TOMORROW. 4 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:14,247 > AH YOU A ROYAL COUPLE VISITING BOSTON? 5 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:16,950 THEN CHECK OUT SIOBHAN MURPHY'S WICKED ROYAL TOURS! 6 00:00:17,016 --> 00:00:19,886 GO PATS! YOU'LL SEE ALL OF BOSTON'S 7 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:22,622 FAMOUS SIGHTS, LIKE OUR BEAUTIFUL SEAPORT, WHERE WE 8 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:26,192 PROUDLY KICKED YAH GREAT- GRANDDADDY IN THE TEABAGS! 9 00:00:26,259 --> 00:00:28,928 BECAUSE IN BOSTON, WE DON'T NEED YAH STINKY LEAF WATER! 10 00:00:28,995 --> 00:00:32,565 WE GOT DUNKIES! COME BACK, BRADY! 11 00:00:32,632 --> 00:00:34,768 TRY SOME BAKED ZITI ON THE NORTH END. 12 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:37,670 OR, SOME BAKED ZITI ON THE SOUTH END. 13 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:39,539 OR, YAH COULD GO EAST FOR SOME BAKED ZITI. 14 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:44,477 POINT IS, DESPITE OUR BETTER EFFORTS, THOSE ITALIANS 15 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:48,982 AH EVERYWHERE. AND, SEE OUR CROWN JEWEL-- 16 00:00:49,048 --> 00:00:51,751 BUT, UNLIKE YOURS, WE DIDN'T STEAL IT FROM INDIA. 17 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:55,755 IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE IN ALL OF BOSTON, WORCESTER, 18 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:59,659 LOWELL, CAMBRIDGE, AND, HELL, EVEN QUINCY. 19 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:02,529 IT'S FENWAY PARK! EVERY YEAR WE GATHER AND 20 00:01:02,595 --> 00:01:04,597 SING A CHANT I THINK YOU PEOPLE WOULD APPRECIATE: 21 00:01:04,664 --> 00:01:07,267 >> YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! 22 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:10,703 >> SO COME ON DOWN AND TRY SIOBHAN MURPHEY'S WICKED ROYAL 23 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:13,239 TOURS! OR DON'T. 24 00:01:13,306 --> 00:01:14,674 WHAT, YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO FRICKIN' GOOD TO RIDE ON 25 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,777 A DUCK BOAT? IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET A 26 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:22,982 D.U.I. BY LAND OR BY SEA! >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE 27 00:01:23,049 --> 00:01:26,252 SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!" TONIGHT: 28 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:31,224 KICKING AND SCREAMING! PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES: 29 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:37,163 SALLY FIELD AND MARIA RESSA 30 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:44,938 FEATURING LOUIS CATO AND THE LATE SHOW BAND. 31 00:01:45,004 --> 00:01:47,474 AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK 32 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:57,951 CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). 33 00:01:58,017 --> 00:02:12,899 >> Stephen: HEY. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 34 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,635 >> Stephen: HEY. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 35 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:20,840 LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. LOOK THAT WAY. 36 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:23,877 THANKS, EVERYBODY. WELCOME, EVERYBODY, WELCOME TO 37 00:02:23,943 --> 00:02:32,418 THE LATE SHOARKS I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. 38 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:35,488 AND I AM STOKED. BECAUSE TODAY THE U.S. PLAYED 39 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:36,556 IRAN AT THE WORLD CUP. IT WAS WIN OR GO HOME, AND WE 40 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:45,665 WON, BABY! WOO! 41 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:48,468 W-O-O! SORRY, IT'S SOCCER... 42 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:54,841 I FORGOT, HOLD ON, ONE SECOND. WOO-HOO! 43 00:02:54,908 --> 00:03:00,713 IT WAS A TENSE AND THRILLING MATCH, WITH CAPTAIN AMERICA, 44 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:03,149 CHRISTIAN PULISIC, GETTING THE CROSS, AND... BOOM! 45 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:06,753 U.S.A. SCORES! BIGGIE GOAL, BIGGIE FRY! 46 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:11,090 WITH THIS WIN, THE U.S. TEAM IS MOVING ON TO THE ROUND OF 16, 47 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:13,760 WHERE THIS SATURDAY THEY WILL FACE OFF AGAINST THE 48 00:03:13,826 --> 00:03:18,932 NETHERLANDS. WE CAN TAKE THE DUTCH. 49 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:22,135 WE CAN TAKE THE DUTCH. I ASSUME THEY PLAY IN CLOGS. 50 00:03:22,201 --> 00:03:26,272 PRESIDENT BIDEN GOT THE GOOD NEWS AFTER A SPEAKING EVENT 51 00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:29,108 IN MICHIGAN, AND HE WAS SO PUMPED THAT HE GOT BACK ON 52 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:33,079 STAGE TO SHARE IT. >> U.S. 1, IRAN 0. 53 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:39,552 THE GAME'S OVER! >> U.S.A.! 54 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:41,120 U.S.A.! >> YOU GOT IT! 55 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:46,359 U.S.A., U.S.A.! THAT'S A BIG GAME, MAN. 56 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:48,094 WHEN I SPOKE TO THE COACH AND THE PLAYERS, I SAID, "YOU CAN DO 57 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,829 THIS." THEY WENT "EH." 58 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,498 THEY DID IT. GOD LOVE 'EM. 59 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:56,169 >> Stephen: "HECK YEAH, GOD LOVE YOU, YOU DID IT! 60 00:03:56,235 --> 00:03:58,771 POPS JOE'S SO PROUD OF YOU KIDS! I GOT A WHOLE TRAY OF ORANGE 61 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:01,341 SLICES IN THE TRUNK OF MY BUICK. HOP IN. 62 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:06,746 WE'RE GOING TO PIZZA HUT!" COME ON! 63 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:11,217 YOU KNOW, I ALMOST MET PELLE ONCE. 64 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:15,254 SO THE U.S. MEN MOVE ON, WHICH IS GREAT NEWS FOR U.S. SOCCER 65 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:17,724 FANS. THEY GET TO STAY IN QATAR AND 66 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:21,728 ENJOY ALL THE MAGIC, THE MASCOTS, THE NATIONAL ANTHEMS, 67 00:04:21,794 --> 00:04:25,832 AND OF COURSE, THE "WE WILL JAIL YOU IF YOU KISS" CAM. 68 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:30,536 MOVING ON TO LESS IMPORTANT CONTESTS: THE MIDTERMS. 69 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:33,906 YES, THEY'RE STILL GRINDING ON. BECAUSE, YESTERDAY, A 70 00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:38,211 REPUBLICAN-CONTROLLED COUNTY IN ARIZONA REFUSED TO CERTIFY THE 71 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:41,447 2022 ELECTION, AND MISSED THE STATE'S DEADLINE FOR FILING 72 00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:44,984 RESULTS ON MONDAY. OKAY, THAT'S NOT GOOD. 73 00:04:45,051 --> 00:04:46,886 BUT TO BE FAIR, WHO MAKES A DEADLINE ON THE MNDAY AFTER 74 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:50,123 THANKSGIVING? THE ONLY THING ANYBODY SHOULD 75 00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:54,394 BE DOING THAT DAY IS GOOGLING "HOW LONG IS TURKEY GOOD IN THE 76 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,663 FRIDGE," AND THEN IGNORING THE ANSWER. 77 00:04:56,729 --> 00:05:00,299 FOUR DAYS? FOR AMATEURS! 78 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:04,937 IT'S GOOD UNTIL YOU CAN SMELL IT WITH THE DOOR CLOSED! 79 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:08,574 AND THEN YOU MAKE A TANGY SOUP. THE STATE HAS SUED THE 80 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:09,842 SUPERVISORS, TO MAKE THEM DO THEIR JOBS. 81 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:13,546 BUT IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, ALL THE VOTES IN THAT 82 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:18,551 REPUBLICAN-MAJORITY COUNTY WILL BE EXCLUDED, AND AS A RESULT, A 83 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:21,220 U.S. HOUSE SEAT AND A STATE SCHOOLS CHIEF WOULD FLIP FROM A 84 00:05:21,287 --> 00:05:33,466 REPUBLICAN TO A DEMOCRAT. OH, YOU DARLING DUMMIES! 85 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:35,168 I'M SURPRISED YOU LOVE THE 2nd AMENDMENT SO MUCH, BECAUSE YOU 86 00:05:35,234 --> 00:05:39,605 KEEP SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE FOOT. 87 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:42,008 OF COURSE, NO STORY ABOUT IGNORING THE WILL OF THE VOTERS 88 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:44,844 AND FLIRTING WITH AUTOCRACY IS COMPLETE WITHOUT FORMER 89 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:49,482 PRESIDENT MOUNTAIN DOUCHE. THE EX-PREZ IS NOT HAPPY THAT 90 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:53,186 HIS PICK FOR ARIZONA GOVERNOR LOST, SO YESTERDAY, HE WROTE, 91 00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:58,257 "KARI LAKE SHOULD BE INSTALLED AS GOVERNOR OF ARIZONA." 92 00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:00,626 FIRST OF ALL, NO SHE SHOULDN'T. SHE LOST. 93 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:05,865 SECOND, INSTALLED? SHE'S NOT AN H.V.A.C. SYSTEM. 94 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:08,868 ALTHOUGH, I GET THE CONFUSION. SHE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE SHE'S 95 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:12,872 PHOTOGRAPHED THROUGH AN AIR FILTER. 96 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:15,808 BUT, MAYBE OL' PRESIDENT CRAZYPANTS IS JUST SAYING THAT 97 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,177 TO GET EVERYONE TO STOP TALKING ABOUT HIS RECENT DINNER WITH 98 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:23,149 YE AND WHITE NATIONALIST HOLOCAUST DENIER, NICK FUENTES. 99 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,351 HE ATE DINNER WITH BOTH OF THOSE CREEPS. 100 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:26,953 IT'S HIS MOST UPSETTING MEAL SINCE EVERY. 101 00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:32,959 OTHER. MEAL. 102 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:34,160 THIS DINNER HAS BEEN THE LAST STRAW FOR MANY LOYAL 103 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,529 REPUBLICANS, INCLUDING THE FORMER VICE PRESIDENT, WHO 104 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:38,197 CAME DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO SAYING SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT 105 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:43,770 HIS OLD BOSS: >> PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS WRONG TO 106 00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:48,107 GIVE A WHITE NATIONALIST, AN ANTI-SEMITE, AND HOLOCAUST 107 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:51,310 DENIER A SEAT AT THE TABLE. WITH THAT BEING SAID-- AS I 108 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:55,915 POINT OUT IN THE BOOK AS WELL-- I DON'T BELIEVE DONALD TRUMP IS 109 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:57,416 AN ANTI-SEMITE. I DON'T BELIEVE HE'S A RACIST OR 110 00:06:57,483 --> 00:06:59,152 A BIGOT. >> Stephen: "HE CAN'T BE A 111 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:01,921 RACIST! HE ALSO WANTED TO KILL ME, A 112 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:11,430 PERSON LACKING ALL COLOR!" I'M A MANILA ENVELOPE TAPED TO A 113 00:07:11,497 --> 00:07:12,498 BEIGE WALL. PENCE WASN'T THE ONLY REPUBLICAN 114 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:13,699 TRYING TO DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM FORMER PRESIDENT. 115 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:16,602 LOUISIANA SENATOR BILL CASSIDY TWEETED, THE FORMER PRESIDENT 116 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:20,373 "HOSTING RACIST ANTI-SEMITES FOR DINNER ENCOURAGES OTHER RACIST 117 00:07:20,439 --> 00:07:25,211 ANTI-SEMITES. THESE ATTITUDES ARE IMMORAL AND 118 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,479 SHOULD NOT BE ENTERTAINED. THIS IS NOT THE REPUBLICAN 119 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:28,681 PARTY." COUNTERPOINT: 120 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:33,686 YES, IT IS. I'LL SEND YOU SOME LINKS. 121 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:39,759 OKAY, THIS NEXT PORTION OF OUR MONOLOGUE CONTAINS A CONFESSION: 122 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:43,529 EVERY NIGHT, I DO A PRETTY LONG MONOLOGUE. 123 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:46,933 I THINK IS THE LONGEST ANY OF THE LATE NIGHT GUYS DO, SPRKS 14 124 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:49,468 MINUTES SOME NIGHTS. BUT SOMETIMES, WE GENERATE MORE 125 00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:50,736 MONOLOGUE THAN WE NEED FOR THAT NIGHT'S SHOW, SO WE JUST PUSH IT 126 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:54,941 TO THE NEXT DAY. USUALLY, NONE'S THE WISER. 127 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:56,542 SAVES US A LITTLE WORK. BUT OCCASIONALLY, IT BITES US IN 128 00:07:56,609 --> 00:08:01,514 THE ASS. TONIGHT IS ONE SUCH 129 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:04,283 TUSH-NIBBLER, BECAUSE, YOU MIGHT REMEMBER, THE REALLY BIG STORY 130 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:07,420 YESTERDAY WAS THE PROTESTS IN CHINA IN RESPONSE TO CHINA'S 131 00:08:07,486 --> 00:08:09,856 ZERO-COVID POLICY. A STARK CONTRAST TO AMERICA'S 132 00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:13,659 POLICY: EVERYBODY GETS COVID! 133 00:08:13,726 --> 00:08:16,529 AND THIS ISN'T JUST PEOPLE UPSET WHEN THEY'RE POLITELY ASKED TO 134 00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:19,532 WEAR A MASK IN A KROGER. pCHINA'S COVID RULES ARE EXTREM. 135 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:21,801 BUSINESSES AND SCHOOLS ARE CLOSED, EVEN IF ONLY A HANDFUL 136 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:25,104 OF CASES ARE FOUND, LOCKDOWNS LAST UNTIL NO NEW INFECTIONS ARE 137 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:28,074 REPORTED, AND AS OF JUST A FEW WEEKS AGO, ABOUT A QUARTER OF 138 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:32,879 THE POPULATION WAS UNDER SOME FORM OF LOCKDOWN. 139 00:08:32,945 --> 00:08:34,881 PEOPLE WERE ALSO GETTING LOCKED DOWN AT WORK. 140 00:08:34,947 --> 00:08:37,550 LATE LAST MONTH, FOXCONN WORKERS TRIED TO FLEE A FACTORY 141 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:40,086 LOCKDOWN, WHERE THERE WERE HORROR STORIES ABOUT FOOD 142 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:42,822 SHORTAGES, AND JUST LAST WEEK, THOSE SAME WORKERS RIOTED 143 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:45,825 BECAUSE THEY WERE NEVER PAID WHAT THEY WERE PROMISED FOR 144 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,526 BEING FORCED TO WORK DURING THE LOCKDOWN. 145 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:54,233 WOW, THAT'S TERRIBLE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT FOX CON IN 146 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:59,038 FACTS REE HAD THOSE CONDITIONS. WHAT DO THEY MAKE AT THAT 147 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:07,513 FACTORY... AAAHHHHHH! 148 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:13,219 (APPLAUSE) "SIRI, SEARCH FOR 'PHONE THAT 149 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:17,356 DOESN'T MAKE ME SAD'." POINT IS, I WAS GOING TO TALK 150 00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:20,092 ABOUT THAT LAST NIGHT, BUT WE WERE A LITTLE TIGHT ON TIME, SO 151 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:21,661 WE SAID, "WE'LL DO IT TOMORROW. THESE PROTESTS ARE THE BIGGEST 152 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:24,897 SINCE TIANANMEN SQUARE. IT'S NOT GOING AWAY." 153 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:28,534 THEN, THIS MORNING? IT ALL WENT AWAY. 154 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:32,438 BECAUSE, OVERNIGHT, THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT CRACKED DOWN ON THE 155 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:35,141 PROTESTS, WITH POLICE PATROLLING STREETS, CHECKING CELL PHONES, 156 00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:36,943 AND EVEN CALLING SOME DEMONSTRATORS TO WARN THEM 157 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:41,681 AGAINST A REPEAT. THAT IS HORRIBLE. 158 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,816 AUTHORITARIAN REGIMES, COME ON! IT'S 2022, JUST TEXT! 159 00:09:43,883 --> 00:09:47,653 OVER THE WEEKEND, BEIJING TRIED TO BURY INFORMATION ABOUT THE 160 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:51,290 PROTESTS, IN PART, BY USING THEIR ARMY OF TWITTER BOTS TO 161 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:53,392 SPAM THE SERVICE WITH LINKS TO ESCORT SERVICES AND OTHER ADULT 162 00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:56,963 OFFERINGS. ONE USER SAID THEIR SOCIAL MEDIA 163 00:09:57,029 --> 00:10:05,504 FEED WAS "50% PORN, 50% PROTESTS." 164 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:09,909 OKAY, GO AHEAD, CLAP, IT DOES MAKE ME WONDER 165 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:14,447 CHINESE GOVERNMENT-APPROVED PORN WOULD LOOK LIKE. 166 00:10:14,513 --> 00:10:15,781 "I'M A PLUMBER. I'M HERE TO LAY SOME PIPE." 167 00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:21,587 "THANKS TO THE BOLD LEADERSHIP OF PRESIDENT XI, ALL THE 168 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:23,723 INFRASTRUCTURE OF CHINA IS IN PERFECT WORKING ORDER. 169 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:27,226 GOOD DAY, COMRADE." "GOOD DAY, PATRIOT WOMAN. 170 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:32,531 NOW, THAT IS A HAPPY ENDING, FOR THE PEOPLE." 171 00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:40,806 STAYING OVERSEAS, THERE'S NEWS (APPLAUSE) 172 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:43,976 , DOES DID FOR ME. HI PAUL. 173 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:45,211 STAYING OVERSEAS, THERE'S NEWS FROM ACROSS THE POND, AND IT'S 174 00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:47,546 THAT TWO PEOPLE FROM ACROSS THE POND ARE CROSSING THE POND. 175 00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:52,618 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PRINCE AND PRINCESS OF WALES, WILLIAM AND 176 00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:56,622 KATE, SEEN HERE LOOKING RIDICULOUS. 177 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:59,492 TOMORROW, OLD ENGLAND WILL HEAD TO NEW ENGLAND, WHERE BOSTON IS 178 00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:02,528 EXCITED FOR A ROYAL VISIT FROM WILLIAM AND KATE. 179 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:05,464 YES, IN THE WORDS OF A FAMOUS MONARCHY-LOVING BOSTONIAN: 180 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:09,335 "THE BRITISH ARE COMING! YIPPEE!" 181 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,637 THIS TRIP IS WILLIAM AND KATE'S FIRST TIME IN THE U.S. IN EIGHT 182 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:14,540 YEARS. IT'S SUCH A BIG DEAL, ROYAL 183 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:17,610 STAFFERS ARE CALLING IT THEIR "SUPER BOWL." 184 00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:20,413 THEY ARE REALLY PANDERING TO AMERICANS. 185 00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:22,715 (AS BRITISH ROYAL) "THIS VOYAGE IS OUR SUPER BOWL. 186 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:25,017 OUR TOYOTATHON. OUR NATHAN'S HOTDOG EATING 187 00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:29,321 CONTEST. AND SO, WE RAISE OUR BIG GULPS, 188 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:30,856 BRIMMING WITH DIET COLA AND RANCH DRESSING. 189 00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:41,400 TOM HANKS!" (APPLAUSE) 190 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:46,138 UPON THEIR ARRIVAL, THE PRINCE AND PRINCESS WILL BE GREETED BY 191 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,040 MAYOR MICHELLE WU AND CAROLINE KENNEDY. 192 00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:49,708 AND OF COURSE, BOSTON'S ROYAL COUPLE: 193 00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:53,846 MARK WAHLBERG IN "THE DEPARTED," AND MARK WAHLBERG IN "TED." 194 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:56,615 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT! 195 00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:59,318 MY GUESTS ARE SALLY FIELD AND JOURNALIST MARIA RESSA. 196 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:02,254 BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF MY TECH SEGMENT, 197 00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:11,130 "CYBORGASM." STICKER AROUND. 198 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:42,128 >> Stephen: GIVE IT UP FOR THE BAND, EVERYBODY, LOUIS CATO AND 199 00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:45,197 THE LATE SHOW BAND. THAT'S RIGHT. 200 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:49,535 LEUSES, MY FRIEND. >> STEPHEN, MY FRIEND SRS LOUIS, 201 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:53,739 MY FRIEND, I SEE SOME NEW FACES OVER IN THE BAND WHO DO WE HAVE 202 00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:58,110 JOINING US THIS EVENING. >> JOINING US THIS EVENING FROM 203 00:12:58,177 --> 00:13:02,815 ITS HUNTER TONES FEATURING JOHN RAMPLY, THE CHRIS OTT ON 204 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:07,219 TOMORROW BROAN AND DAN WHITE ON SAXOPHONE. 205 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,688 >> Stephen: GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, ADDED SOME 206 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:14,160 MUCH NEEDED HEIGHT. >> FAIR, THAT'S FAIR. 207 00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:18,898 >> Stephen: TONIGHT WE'VE GOT A COUPLE OF WONDERFUL GUESTS, 208 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:22,935 NOBEL PRIZE WINNING JOURNALIST MARIA RESA WILL BE HERE, 209 00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:25,738 INSPIRING WOMAN AND TALK ABOUT INSPIRING, OUR DEAR FRIEND, MY 210 00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:30,109 OLD DANCE PARTNER SALLY FIELD IS GOING TO BE ON THE SHOW. 211 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:37,183 >> DANCE PARTNER? >> DANCE PARTNER. 212 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:39,084 >> Stephen: YEAH, A LONG STORY. 213 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,252 FOLKS, I LOVE TECHNOLOGY. I'M SO TECH-SAVVY, I'M ABLE TO 214 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:46,091 MAKE PHONE CALLS ON MY WORDLE MACHINE. 215 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,627 AND I LIKE TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE LATEST BREAKTHROUGHS 216 00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:57,469 IN TECH IN MY AWARD-SUBMITTED SEGMENT, "CYBORGASM." 217 00:13:57,536 --> 00:14:04,843 ♪ >> OOOHH! 218 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:15,321 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) MAYBE THE WORST EVER. 219 00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:17,089 >> Stephen: FIRST UP: THEY'RE NOW MAKING VIDEO GAMES FOR DOGS. 220 00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:21,627 A U.K.-BASED COMPANY IS INTRODUCING "A VIDEO GAME SYSTEM 221 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:25,064 THAT IT SAYS WILL UNLEASH YOUR DOG'S COGNITIVE POTENTIAL." 222 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:28,667 THANKS, BUT, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY DOG, BENNY. 223 00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:31,437 WHEN HE WAS A PUPPY, ABOUT THREE YEARS AGO, HE SAW A 224 00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:35,874 SQUIRREL IN A TREE IN OUR YARD. AND SINCE THEN, EVERY TIME HE 225 00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:39,612 GOES OUTSIDE, HE BITES THAT TREE. 226 00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:42,615 SO, LET'S NOT GET OVERLY INVESTED IN HIS COGNITIVE 227 00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:44,750 POTENTIAL. ANYWAY, HERE'S THE CANINE VIDEO 228 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:58,130 GAME IN ACTION. >> Stephen: PFF. 229 00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:01,800 DOGS ARE SO STUPID. WHAT A POINTLESS GAME. 230 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:07,473 TALK TO ME WHEN THEY CAN TAP ON THREE SIMILAR CANDIES. 231 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:11,210 NEXT UP, THE FUTURE IS NOW, BECAUSE "AUTONOMOUS ROBOTS 232 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,779 ARE HERE TO HELP MODERNIZE THE WINE INDUSTRY." 233 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,415 IT'S THE BIGGEST BREAKTHROUGH FOR THE WINE INDUSTRY SINCE THE 234 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:23,322 INVENTION OF HODA KOTB. ONCE DEPLOYED, THESE NEW ROBOTS 235 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:26,492 WILL "ROLL THROUGH VINEYARDS, USING COMPUTER VISION TO GATHER 236 00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:31,563 DATA ON THE PHYSIOLOGICAL STATE OF EACH GRAPEVINE." 237 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:34,733 JUST WHAT WE NEED, A ROBOT WINE SNOB. 238 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,403 JIM, ROLL THAT FOOTAGE AGAIN WITH THE AUDIO TURNED UP? 239 00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:50,349 >> I AM NOT DRINKING ANY (/ BLEEP/ ) MERLOT. 240 00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:55,154 INTRODUCED FOOTWEAR WHICH THEY CLAIM ARE "THE WORLD'S FASTEST 241 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,790 SHOES," AND WHICH THEY CALL "MOONWALKERS." 242 00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:59,758 BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING WE ASSOCIATE WITH WALKING ON THE 243 00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:06,098 MOON, IT'S SPEED! LOOK AT THEM GO! 244 00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:07,966 MOONWALKERS ARE ACTUALLY A WHEELED ATTACHMENT THAT STRAPS 245 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,502 TO YOUR SHOES. I'LL LET THE C.E.O. DESCRIBE HOW 246 00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:12,638 THEY WORK. >> SO, THERE'S NO NEED TO 247 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:17,309 BALANCE. JUST WALK FASTER TO ACCELERATE 248 00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:21,914 AND WALK SLOWER TO DECELERATE. TO CLIMB UPSTAIRS, SIMPLY LIFT 249 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,183 UP YOUR HEEL TO SIGNAL INTO LOCK MODE. 250 00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:27,853 AND TO GO BACK TO THE SHIFT MODE, SIMPLY LIFT AND TURN YOUR 251 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:31,123 HEEL. >> Stephen: PERFECT FOR 252 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,125 ANYONE SAYING, "I WISH THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN ME 253 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:36,095 AND A FRACTURED SKULL WAS FORGETTING ONE TIME TO LIFT AND 254 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:50,242 TURN MY HEEL." NEXT UP, "SUBWAY IS SELLING 255 00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:54,179 PRE-MADE SANDWICHES FROM A.I. FRIDGES, WHICH IT SAYS CAN 256 00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,648 HEAR YOU TALK AND ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS." 257 00:16:56,715 --> 00:17:02,154 QUESTIONS LIKE, "DEAR GOD, HAS IT COME TO THIS?" 258 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,423 NEXT UP, ROBOTS COULD BE COMING TO YOUR OFFICE. 259 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:07,493 AT ONE COMPANY IN SOUTH KOREA, "A FLEET OF ABOUT 100 ROBOTS 260 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:11,029 CRUISE AROUND ON THEIR OWN, MOVING FROM FLOOR TO FLOOR ON 261 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:13,899 ROBOT-ONLY ELEVATORS AND SOMETIMES NEXT TO HUMANS, 262 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,201 ROLLING THROUGH SECURITY GATES AND ENTERING MEETING ROOMS." 263 00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:19,705 AND, THE COMPANY ASSURES EVERYONE "THAT ITS ROBOTS LOOK, 264 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,975 MOVE, AND BEHAVE IN A WAY THAT MAKES EMPLOYEES COMFORTABLE." 265 00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:26,311 YEP. THESE WILL DEFINITELY MAKE YOUR 266 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,680 EMPLOYEES FEEL COMFORTABLE. AS LONG AS YOUR EMPLOYEES WERE 267 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:34,887 RAISED BY DEHUMIDIFIERS. NEXT UP, "LG'S STRETCHABLE, 268 00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:37,856 SMOOSHABLE SCREEN PROMISES A FUTURE OF SHATTER-PROOF 269 00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:40,859 GADGETS." IN RESPONSE TO THE SHATTER-PROOF 270 00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:46,231 CLAIM, THE NATION'S TODDLERS SAID, "HOLD MY JUICE BOX." 271 00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:50,436 AND FINALLY, "ROBOT DOG MAKER BOSTON DYNAMICS HAS ACCUSED A 272 00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:53,472 RIVAL COMPANY, GHOST ROBOTICS, OF STEALING ITS DESIGN AND 273 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:56,809 STRAPPING A GUN TO IT." THERE HASN'T BEEN AN INNOCENT 274 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,544 PIECE OF TECH TURNED THIS VIOLENT SINCE THE RELEASE OF THE 275 00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:04,149 "BOOMBA." AS IT HAPPENS, GUN-BOT MAKER 276 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:07,286 GHOST ROBOTICS IS PHILADELPHIA-BASED. 277 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:10,689 SO, WE CAN REST ASSURED THAT THIS TERRIFYING SUPER 278 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,125 ROBO-WEAPON WILL BE PERFECTLY SAFE, UNLESS THE EAGLES MAKE IT 279 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,461 TO THE PLAYOFFS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SALLY 280 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:24,269 FIELDS. 281 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,054 >> Stephen: AND NOT JUST BECAUSE THE FIRST TWO TIMES YOU 282 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:27,826 WERE HERE, WE MADE OUT. NOT JUST BRAGGING OUT OF SCHOOL 283 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,094 HERE, DID IT ON CAMERA, THIS WAS NOT BACKSTAGE, JIM, PROVE IT TO 284 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:44,042 THE PEOPLE. LOVELY TO SEE YOU. 285 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:44,843 THE PEOPLE. LOVELY TO SEE YOU. 286 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:49,014 NOW HERE'S THE THING, (LAUGHTER) 287 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:52,384 SINCE YOU WERE LAST HERE COVID MORE YOU CAN SHUS THAN THEY USED 288 00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:55,487 TO BE. >> I'VE COME AND GONE, I THINK, 289 00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:57,422 YOU EARLIER PHOTOGRAPHED ME, WOW. 290 00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:59,124 >> Stephen: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 291 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,959 SO I DON'T THINK. >> 292 00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:02,427 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: SO I DON'T THINK 293 00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:03,595 IT'S APPROPRIATE. >> OKAY, GOOD. 294 00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:06,598 >> Stephen: PUBLIC HEALTH MEASURES BEING WHAT THEY ARE. 295 00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,700 WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T MAKE-- SHOULD I JUST GAZE 296 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:12,537 LOVINGLY AT YOU AS I HAVE DONE SINCE I WAS A CHILD. 297 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:16,375 >> SINCE WERE YOU A CHILD AND I WASN'T A CHILD. 298 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:19,945 >> Stephen: WERE YOU THE FLYING NUN. 299 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:28,487 >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW. >> Stephen: WANT TO ARM 300 00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:31,723 WRESTLE? LOVELY TO SEE YOU. 301 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,225 >> THANK YOU. I WISH I COULD KISS YOU. 302 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:37,663 I WAS ACTUALLY THE TIME I DID THAT THE FIRST TIME YOU JUST 303 00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:40,766 SAW, I WENT BACK AND I WENT, WHAT HAVE I DONE. 304 00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:44,803 WHAT CAME OVER ME, WHO AM I? IT IS WONDERFUL. 305 00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:46,638 I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT BUT-- . 306 00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:50,642 >> Stephen: ME TOO. (APPLAUSE) 307 00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:55,480 MY WIFE WAS NOT THRILLED BUT I'M GOING TO SAY, WHAT, I CAN'T SAY 308 00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:58,617 NO TO SALLY FIELD. >> YOU HAD NO CHOICE, I GRABBED 309 00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:00,986 YOUR HEAD FOR GOD'S SAKE. >> Stephen: OF COURSE. 310 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:04,623 THISSER YOO, SOMETHING I FOUND OUT THAT I DIDN'T KNOW BUT, I 311 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:08,627 THEY YOU ARE SUCH AN ACCOMPLISHED, WONDERFUL ACTRESS, 312 00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:11,663 YOU STUDIED AT THE ACTOR'S STUDIO. 313 00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:12,931 >> OH YEAH. >> Stephen: ON THE WEST COAST 314 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,433 WHEN THEY MOVED OUT THERE. >> YEAH. 315 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:18,503 >> Stephen: THIS IS THE 75th AN VERSE OF THE STUDIO. 316 00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:20,605 THAT NAME GETS THROWN AROUND A LOT. 317 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:21,573 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS. 318 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,608 TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT THE ACTOR'S STUDIO IS. 319 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:27,045 >> HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE. I MEAN THIS IS LIKE-- . 320 00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:30,582 >> Stephen: 12 MINUTES. >> SO AT THE VERY BEGINNING, YOU 321 00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:33,418 CAN'T EXPLAIN EVERYTHING, BUT I DO KNOW THIS. 322 00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:39,357 THAT MOST OF THE TIME WHEN PEOPLE BANDEE AROUND THAT TERM 323 00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:42,928 "METHOD" THEY HAVE ZERO IDEA OF REALLY WHAT IT IS OR WHAT THE 324 00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:46,331 WORK IS THAT LEE TAUGHT AT THE ACTOR'S STUDIO. 325 00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:50,368 AND WILL YOU SAY WELL, GO AHEAD AND TELL US WHAT IT IS. 326 00:22:50,435 --> 00:22:52,771 >> Stephen: WHAT IS IT? >> IT TOOK ME LIKE TEN YEARS TO 327 00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:55,273 UNDERSTAND WHAT IT WAS AND I WAS THIS BIG. 328 00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:57,876 >> Stephen: HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED. 329 00:22:57,943 --> 00:23:02,280 >> WELL, I WAS DOING THE FLIES NUN AND I WAS REALLY-- . 330 00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:05,817 >> Stephen: FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FLYING NUN 331 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:10,322 WAS, CAN I EXPLAIN, THAT YOU ACTUALLY PLAYED A NUN WHOSE 332 00:23:10,388 --> 00:23:12,791 HABIT ALLOWED THE SUPERPO WE EVER FLIET. 333 00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:15,894 >> IT WAS ALSO, WE ALSO STARTED SHOOTING THAT SHOW JUST TO GIVE 334 00:23:15,961 --> 00:23:21,500 SOME CONTEXT, IN 1966, 67Y. >> Stephen: SURE. 335 00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:29,574 >> AND MY WHOLE GENERATION WAS RUNNING AROUND NAKED AND EATINGD 336 00:23:29,641 --> 00:23:32,778 YOU KNOW, CHANGING THE WORLD. >> Stephen: YES. 337 00:23:32,844 --> 00:23:35,781 >> AND I WAS A NUN. >> Stephen: YOU WERE A FLYING 338 00:23:35,847 --> 00:23:41,086 NUN WHICH WAS CLEARLY ON ACID. >>. 339 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:44,956 >> THERE WAS NO ACID INVOLVED, IT JUST WAS WIRES. 340 00:23:45,023 --> 00:23:48,193 >> Stephen: SURE, UH-HUH. >> UH-HUH, OKAY. 341 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:52,798 ANYWAY, SO THE WOMAN I WORKED WITH, I GREAT ACTRESS, THE 342 00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:58,737 FLYING NUN, GRABBED ME FROM THE BACK OF THE SOUND STAGE AND PUT 343 00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:01,239 A PIECE OF PAPER IN MY HAND BECAUSE I WAS REALLY DEPRESSED 344 00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:04,810 AND I GAINED 20 POUNDING INS TWO HOURS. 345 00:24:04,876 --> 00:24:06,077 COULD YOU JUST SEE THAT THIS GIRL WAS NOT GOING TO MAKE IT. 346 00:24:06,144 --> 00:24:10,482 >> Stephen: DEPRESSED ABOUT HAVING TO PLAY A FLYING NUN. 347 00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:13,251 >> YEAH, BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE RUNNING AROUND LIKE THE REST OF 348 00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:15,787 THEM, OR I THOUGHT I DID. I THOUGHT I DID. 349 00:24:15,854 --> 00:24:18,857 ANYWAY, SHE SAID BE THERE WEDNESDAY NIGHT, I WILL MEET YOU 350 00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:20,225 THERE. SHOW UP. 351 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:21,793 AND IT WAS TO THE ACTOR'S STUDIO. 352 00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:26,431 AND THEY HAD JUST MOVED THERE. SO THAT WAS IN 1966, 67Y, THE 353 00:24:26,498 --> 00:24:30,101 FIRST TIME I WAS THERE. SO I WAS WORKING AT THE ACTOR'S 354 00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:35,373 STUDIO, EARLY ON WITH LEE, DOING THINGS LIKE THE RESPECTFUL 355 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:39,377 PROSTITUTE BY SART RE AND DOING THE FLYING NUN IN THE DAY. 356 00:24:39,444 --> 00:24:44,115 >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO. , YES. 357 00:24:44,182 --> 00:24:47,986 THE DIE COT ME AS WE SAY IN ARCHETYPAL PSYCHOLOGY. 358 00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:50,922 >> WHO MR. THE OTHER PEOPLE, WERE PEOPLE WE MIGHT KNOW TAKING 359 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:53,225 CLASSES ITS SAME TIME YOU WERE IN THE DAY. 360 00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:56,962 >> YEAH, JACK NICHOLSON WAS THERE A LOT BUT I DON'T REMEMBER 361 00:24:57,028 --> 00:25:00,899 LET ME THINK.NG ANY CLASSES.- >> Jon: JUST-- . 362 00:25:00,966 --> 00:25:04,603 >> Stephen: JUST HANGING OUT. >> AND SALLY KELLERMAN WAS THERE 363 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:09,507 A LOT AND ELLEN BURSTIN WAS THE MODERATARY LOT, AND BRUCE DERN 364 00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:11,676 AND RICHARD DREYFUSS WOULD DROOP IN. 365 00:25:11,743 --> 00:25:17,883 IT WAS JUST A BEVY OF A LOT OF THE NEWBIES, WE WERE LIKE THE 366 00:25:17,949 --> 00:25:19,150 NEW TRIBE. >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A 367 00:25:19,217 --> 00:25:23,054 QUICK BREAK, BUT STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 368 00:25:23,121 --> 00:25:25,056 SALLY FIELD, EVERYBODY. 369 00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:31,796 >> Stephen: EVERYBODY, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN, YOU DON'T GET TO 370 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:41,740 LEAVE WO'S BACK W-9 STAR OF THE NEW FILM SPOILER ALERT. 371 00:25:41,806 --> 00:25:48,780 SALLY FIELD. WOULD WITHOUT TOO MANY SPOILERS TELL US THE PEOPLE 372 00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:53,785 WHAT IT HAS DONE WHAT IT IS ABOUT. 373 00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:56,054 >> IT ST REALLY ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO LOVE SOMEONE FOR THE 374 00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:59,691 DURATION STRKS HARD THERE IS ALOT OF BUMPS. 375 00:25:59,758 --> 00:26:04,396 PARENT TO A CHILD OR PARTNER TO PARTNER, IT'S HARD. 376 00:26:04,462 --> 00:26:13,338 IT'S A LOVE STORY AND THAT ULTIMATELY IS WHAT ST ABOUT. 377 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:18,743 AND FAMILY AND RIDING SOME OF THOSE BIG BUMPS. 378 00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:21,179 >> Stephen: AND BASED ON A TRUE STORY. 379 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,380 >> YEAH. >> Stephen: DID YOU KNOW THE 380 00:26:22,447 --> 00:26:27,519 STORY BEFORE YOU WENT INTO IT. >> NO, MICHAEL'S MEMOIR, I DID 381 00:26:27,585 --> 00:26:29,387 NOT. AND I DIDN'T READ THE MEMOIR 382 00:26:29,454 --> 00:26:37,796 BEFORE OR SINCE BECAUSE I PLAY KIT'S MOTHER, HIS PARTNER'S 383 00:26:37,862 --> 00:26:40,598 MOTHER. AND THEY'RE LOVELY PEOPLE, I 384 00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:42,334 UNDERSTAND THEY STILL ARE ALIVE, SWI GREAT. 385 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:47,272 BUT WE NEVER MET THEM, BILL IRWIN AND AND I WHO PLAYS THE 386 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:49,474 FATHER. AND I JUST FELT I HAD AN 387 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:53,078 ALLEGIANCE TO THE TEXT OVER WHAT REALLY THE MEMOIR WAS. 388 00:26:53,144 --> 00:26:55,380 WHICH WAS QUITE A BIT BIGGER AND LONGER. 389 00:26:55,447 --> 00:27:00,819 SO I DIDN'T MEET THEM. I PROBABLY AM INACCURATE BUT I 390 00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:03,521 HOPE THEY ARE NOT DISPLEASED. >> Stephen: WITH YOUR 391 00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:07,158 DESCRIPTION OF THE MOVIE. >> ANYTHING, ME IN GENERAL. 392 00:27:07,225 --> 00:27:10,228 >> Stephen: YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK, YOU HAVE SEEN THE FILM 393 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:11,262 YET. >> YES, HAVE I DONE THAT. 394 00:27:11,329 --> 00:27:15,467 I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. >> Stephen: NOT SURE-- DO YOU 395 00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:19,270 HAVE A FAVORITE FILM OF YOUR OWN, DO YOU ACTUALLY, LIKE SOME 396 00:27:19,337 --> 00:27:21,973 PEOPLE WON'T WATCH THEIR OWN WORK. 397 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,342 DO YOU. >> YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK THERE 398 00:27:24,409 --> 00:27:30,715 IS A LOT SOME DAY MAYBE WHEN I'M ON THE PORCH DROOLING. 399 00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:33,051 >> Stephen: YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR OWN FILMS OR YOU 400 00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:35,353 DON'T WATCH THEM. >> NO, I DON'T THINK ABOUT MY 401 00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:38,289 OWN FILMS VERY MUCH. >> Stephen: CAN I RECOMMEND 402 00:27:38,356 --> 00:27:41,893 SOME TO YOU. >> MAYBE. 403 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,262 >> Stephen: OKAY, I WILL SEND YOU SOME LINKS, DID YOU WATCH 404 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:47,132 THE FLYING NUN? >> WHEN IT WAS ON AT THE TIME. 405 00:27:47,198 --> 00:27:50,702 >> Stephen: YEAH. >> OH MY GOSH, YES, I WAS OH MY 406 00:27:50,769 --> 00:27:54,072 GOD, HERE IT IS. BUT I CAN'T SAY IT MADE ME ANY 407 00:27:54,139 --> 00:27:57,575 HAPPIER. I CAN'T SAY I WAS LIKE-- . 408 00:27:57,642 --> 00:28:00,278 >> Stephen: YOU HAD ALREADY DONE GIJ ET. 409 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:01,579 >> YES. >> Stephen: BUT BEFORE YOU DID 410 00:28:01,646 --> 00:28:05,450 THAT, HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU GOT THAT GIG. 411 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,751 >> OH, I WAS 17. >> Stephen: AND WHAT WERE YOU 412 00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:08,586 DOING BEFORE THAT, THEATER OR STUDENT. 413 00:28:08,653 --> 00:28:11,322 >> I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL I WAS A KID IN HIGH SCHOOL. 414 00:28:11,389 --> 00:28:15,960 I WAS IN THE DRAMA DEPARTMENT. I ALMOST DIDN'T GRADUATE BECAUSE 415 00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:17,395 ALL I DID WAS THE DRAMA DEPARTMENT. 416 00:28:17,462 --> 00:28:19,998 HI THO GO TO NIGHT SCHOOL TO GET OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL. 417 00:28:20,065 --> 00:28:22,867 >> Stephen: I ALMOST DIDN'T GRADUATE ALSO. 418 00:28:22,934 --> 00:28:24,502 >> REALLY, WHY. >> Stephen: BECAUSE I JUST 419 00:28:24,569 --> 00:28:29,307 DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. >> YOU WEREN'T IN THE DRAMA. 420 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:33,745 >> Stephen: I DID PLAYS. I DID ANNIE GET YOUR GUN AND MY, 421 00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:38,850 BUT NOT UNTIL I WAS A SENIOR. >> DID YOU SING AND DANCE IN 422 00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:41,186 ANNIE GET YOUR GUNS. >> Stephen: YEAH, THERE'S A 423 00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:44,289 GIRL IN TENNESSEE,. ♪ SHE MET WITH ME. 424 00:28:44,355 --> 00:28:49,594 ♪ CAN'T GO BACK TO TENNESSEE. ♪ I'M A BAD, BAD MAN. 425 00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:54,833 ♪ FRANK BUTLER. >> RIGHT. 426 00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:59,771 >> Stephen: VERY ROMANTIC. >> WOW, AND WHEN DID YOU START 427 00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:01,940 DOING STAND UP. >> Stephen: I SNEFER DID STAND 428 00:29:02,006 --> 00:29:04,209 UP, I DID IMPROV, I WAS AN IMPROV. 429 00:29:04,275 --> 00:29:07,378 I STUDIED THEATER. I DID UNDERGRADUATE THEATER 430 00:29:07,445 --> 00:29:10,215 PROGRAM AT NORTH WESTERN AND IMPROV IN CHICAGO, THIS IS A 431 00:29:10,281 --> 00:29:12,884 FASCINATING INTERVY OF ME. >> YES. 432 00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:14,886 >> Stephen: I'M REALLY LOVING THIS. 433 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:18,756 GO AHEAD, ASK ME OTHER THINGS ABOUT ME, SALLY FIELD. 434 00:29:18,823 --> 00:29:23,428 AND THEN I GOT INVOLVED IN SECOND CITY IN CHICAGO AND I 435 00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:26,331 KNEW A LOT A LOT OF STAND UPS WHO PUT IN THE HOURS AND MILES 436 00:29:26,397 --> 00:29:28,733 ON THE ROAD, BUT I WOULD NEVER CALL MYSELF STAND UP BECAUSE 437 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,703 THEY EARNED THAT MONIKER AND I NEVER DID. 438 00:29:31,769 --> 00:29:33,204 >> SUCH A DIFFERENT WORLD IMPROV AND STANDUP. 439 00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:37,208 >> Stephen: IMPROV IS ALL COOPERATIVE, ALL COLLABORATIVE, 440 00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:40,645 ALL ABOUT MUTUAL DISKOARCH. >> I LIKED IMPROV IN THE WORK, 441 00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:44,048 NEVER DID STAND UP, ACTUALLY I DID A FILM ABOUT STAND UP. 442 00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:47,652 >> Stephen: CALLED STAND UP. >> NO, IT WAS CALLED PUNCH LINE. 443 00:29:47,719 --> 00:29:51,456 >> Stephen: PUNCH LINE. >> WITH TOM HANKS. 444 00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:55,193 I WAS REALLY DREADFUL, NOT IN THE MOVIE BUT DOING STAND UP. 445 00:29:55,260 --> 00:29:57,562 MAYBE I WAS IN THE MOVIE TOO I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT. 446 00:29:57,629 --> 00:30:02,167 >> Stephen: I WILL GO BACK, I WILL SEND YOU A LINK. 447 00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:05,403 YOU KNOW, YOU GOT ARRESTED WITH JANE FONDA. 448 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,604 >> I DID. >> Stephen: ON HER CLIMATE 449 00:30:06,671 --> 00:30:09,440 ACTION FRIDAY IN D.C.. >> YEAH. 450 00:30:09,507 --> 00:30:12,677 >> Stephen: SPEAKING OF ONE OF YOUR. 451 00:30:12,744 --> 00:30:15,246 >> ONE OF MY FRIENDS. >> Stephen: HAVE YOU BEEN 452 00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:17,615 ARRESTED BEFORE? >> NOT THAT I CAN REMEMBER. 453 00:30:17,682 --> 00:30:19,884 >> Stephen: DID YOU HAVE A WILD PERIOD? 454 00:30:19,951 --> 00:30:22,387 WERE YOU WILD EVER. >> NO, I WASN'T, I AM WAITING 455 00:30:22,453 --> 00:30:24,622 FOR THAT TO HAPPEN. >> Stephen: COME ON, YOU 456 00:30:24,689 --> 00:30:25,990 WEREN'T EVER WILD. >> I WAS NEVER WILD. 457 00:30:26,057 --> 00:30:29,060 >> Jon: NOT EVEN SMOKING THE. 458 00:30:29,127 --> 00:30:32,897 >> NO, I WAS WORKING ALWAYS, ALWAYS WORKING AND I WAS 459 00:30:32,964 --> 00:30:34,232 NEVER-- I WAS JUST WAITING FOR IT. 460 00:30:34,299 --> 00:30:35,066 >> Stephen: IT'S NEVER TOO LATE. 461 00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:37,235 >> IT IS NEVER TOO LATE. IT COULD BE. 462 00:30:37,302 --> 00:30:39,904 ANY MINUTE YOU COULD COME OUT OF THIS THEATER AND SEE ME HANGING 463 00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:44,475 ON A LIGHT POLE. >> Stephen: FREE BASING. 464 00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:46,778 >> I NEED THAT. >> Stephen: DON'T WE ALL. 465 00:30:46,844 --> 00:30:50,481 SALLY, LOVELY TO SIGH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. 466 00:30:50,548 --> 00:30:56,354 >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. >> Stephen: ALWAYS SUCH A 467 00:30:56,421 --> 00:30:57,522 PLEASURE. >> Stephen: "SPOILER ALERT" IS 468 00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:58,656 IN SELECT THEATERS THIS FRIDAY AND NATIONWIDE DECEMBER 9. 469 00:30:58,723 --> 00:30:59,457 SALLY FIELD, EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH NOBEL 470 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:03,661 PRIZE-WINNING JOURNALIST MARIA RESSA. 471 00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:17,575 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. WELCOME BACK. 472 00:31:17,642 --> 00:31:24,249 MY NEXT GUEST IS A JOURNALIST, AND THE PRESIDENT OF "RAPPLER," 473 00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:26,985 THE PHILIPPINES' TOP DIGITAL NEWS SITE. 474 00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:29,687 IN 2021, SHE WON A NOBEL PEACE PRICE FOR HER WORK DEFENDING 475 00:31:29,754 --> 00:31:31,456 FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION AND DEMOCRACY. 476 00:31:31,522 --> 00:31:46,404 PLEASE WELCOME MARIA RESSA! 477 00:31:46,471 --> 00:31:54,112 PLEASE WELCOME MARIA RESSA! 478 00:31:54,178 --> 00:31:56,981 >> Stephen: SO NICE TO MEET YOU, SO NICE TO HAVE YOU OP 479 00:31:57,048 --> 00:31:58,883 HERE. >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 480 00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:05,056 THANK YOU, THIS IS INCREDIBLE ENERGY. 481 00:32:05,123 --> 00:32:10,328 >> Stephen: YOU SPENT YEARS REPORTING ON THE DICTATORSHIP IN 482 00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:12,864 THE PHILIPPINES. >> HE WOULD SAY ST NOT A 483 00:32:12,930 --> 00:32:13,698 DICTATOR. >> Jon: MOST DICTATORS DON'T 484 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:19,170 DON'T WANT TO BE DESCRIBED THAT WAY. 485 00:32:19,237 --> 00:32:22,607 TEN ARREST WARRANTS, THREATENED WITH LIFE IN PRISON, AND NOW YOU 486 00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:27,712 HAVE A NEW BOOK CALLED HOW TO STAND UP TO A DICTATOR. 487 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:36,120 THAT IS-- THAT IS AN INCREASINGLY RELEVANT TOPIC 488 00:32:36,187 --> 00:32:37,955 ACROSS THE WORLD. HOW DO YOU STAND UP TO A 489 00:32:38,022 --> 00:32:40,458 DICTATOR? >> OH MY GOD, STEPHEN, LOOK, I 490 00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:45,663 WROTE A WHOLE BOOK ABOUT IT I MEAN IT'S IN THE LAST PAGE. 491 00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:50,902 HE ASKED THE QUESTION, TO RESPOND TO. 492 00:32:50,968 --> 00:32:54,272 >> Stephen: THUMBNAIL SKETCH, GIVE AN OVERVIEW, TEASE ME. 493 00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:58,609 >> I THINK THE FIRST IS THAT YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT FREEDOM 494 00:32:58,676 --> 00:33:01,946 MEANS UNTIL YOU ARE ABOUT TO LOSE IT. 495 00:33:02,013 --> 00:33:06,284 AND I THINK I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THREE, SO THAT IS THE FIRST 496 00:33:06,351 --> 00:33:10,221 VALUE THAT YOU HAVE, WHEN I BEGAN LOSING MY FREEDOM LIKE THE 497 00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:14,792 RIGHT TO TRAVEL, THEN I REALIZED I WAS TAKING IT FOR GRANTED. 498 00:33:14,859 --> 00:33:17,862 >> Stephen: DO YOU FEEL THESE, HOW DO YOU KNOW, WHEN IT IS 499 00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:21,666 ACTUALLY HAPPENING ARE YOU AWARE THAT THE FREEDOM IS GOING AWAY 500 00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:24,902 OR DOES IT CATCH UP WITH YOU ONE DAY AND ST GONE. 501 00:33:24,969 --> 00:33:28,806 >> DEATH BY A THOUSAND CUTS. LITTLE PIECES LIKE YOU KNOW, YOU 502 00:33:28,873 --> 00:33:32,510 GET A PAPER CUT AND YOU LOOK AWAY AND IT'S BLEEDING, I THINK 503 00:33:32,577 --> 00:33:37,281 WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE BODY POLITIC OF DEMOCRACY GLOBALLY IS 504 00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:40,451 THAT WE ARE GETTING THOUSANDS OF CUTS AND WE ARE BLEEZ BLIEDING 505 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:43,888 OUT AND WHICH DON'T NOTICE IT BECAUSE EACH LITTLE CUT IS TINY. 506 00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:47,091 BUT WE KEEP MOVING AND AT SOME POINT WE COLLAPSE. 507 00:33:47,158 --> 00:33:51,062 WE'RE ON THE VERGE OF THAT. WAIT, I GOT TO TILL, SO THE 508 00:33:51,129 --> 00:33:55,299 SECOND PART IS, AND I USE THIS HASHTAG BECAUSE WE LIVE ON 509 00:33:55,366 --> 00:33:59,036 SOCIAL MEDIA, HASHTAG HOLD THE LINE THERE ARE TIMES ESPECIALLY 510 00:33:59,103 --> 00:34:01,773 IN MY COUNTRY, WHAT HAPPENED IS THAT IT IS ALMOST LIKE THE 511 00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:06,310 GOVERNMENT TOOK A BULL DOZENNER AND WAS TRYING TO FORCE OFF OFF 512 00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:08,346 THE LINE THAT IS DEFINED BY THE CONSTITUTION. 513 00:34:08,413 --> 00:34:12,417 THE PHILIPPINE CONSTITUTION IS JUST LIKE YOURS, MODELED AFTER 514 00:34:12,483 --> 00:34:13,985 THE UNITED STATES. WE HAVE A BILL OF RIGHTS. 515 00:34:14,051 --> 00:34:20,825 AND WHAT WE DID WAS KIND OF SAID HOLD THE LINE, LINK ARMS, DO NOT 516 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,693 VOLUNTARILY GIVE UP YOUR RIGHTS. AND WE DIDN'T. 517 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,629 AND THAT IS HOW YOU STAND UP TO A DICTATEDDER. 518 00:34:24,695 --> 00:34:32,603 THERE ARE COSTS, BUT WE'RE STILL HERE, SIX YEARS AFTER DUTARTE 519 00:34:32,670 --> 00:34:34,138 ADMINISTRATION, AND THERE IS A NEW ADMINISTRATION THERE ARE 520 00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:37,008 OTHER THINGS TO DEAL WITH ELECTIONS. 521 00:34:37,074 --> 00:34:43,347 AND I GUESS THE LAST PART IS, I USE THIS PHRASE ITS PRESENT 522 00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:46,350 MOMENT OF PAST. AND IT IS COMES FROM THIS TS EL 523 00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:49,554 YOPT QUOTE WHERE HE SAID THAT THE LAST NOVEL YOU READ IS 524 00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:54,158 EFFECTEDDED BY THE FACT THAT YOU READ SHAKESPEARE BUT THE WAY YOU 525 00:34:54,225 --> 00:34:56,961 APPRECIATE SHAKES SPER IS AFFECTED BY THE LAST NOVEL YOU 526 00:34:57,028 --> 00:34:59,597 READ. NOW THINK BH THAT IS LIKE YOUR 527 00:34:59,664 --> 00:35:02,934 LIFE EXPERIENCE, AND WHAT WE ARE LIVINGS THROUGH IN EXTREME. 528 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,237 SO THINGS THAT LOOKED GOOD AT THE BEGINNING WITH THE PRESENT 529 00:35:06,304 --> 00:35:08,072 MOMENT OF THE PAST MAY NOT LOOK GOOD. 530 00:35:08,139 --> 00:35:13,211 AND THAT IS KIND OF-- THOSE ARE THE THE LAYERS THAT I TRIED TO 531 00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:15,613 PUT ON THE BOOK BECAUSE IN THE END IT STARTS WITH WHAT YOU 532 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:21,586 BELIEVE IN, WHO ARE YOU, WHAT ARE THE VALUES THAT ARE THERE. 533 00:35:21,652 --> 00:35:26,123 WHAT, WHERE IS THE LINE YOU DRAW WHERE ON THIS SIDE YOU ARE GOOD, 534 00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:30,027 AND ON THIS SIDE YOU ARE EVIL. AND THAT IS AN INDIVIDUAL BATTLE 535 00:35:30,094 --> 00:35:33,965 FOR EACH OF US. IT SAY LOCK WAY SPHOR THE 536 00:35:34,031 --> 00:35:34,832 QUESTION. I TOLD YOU I WROTE THE WHOLE 537 00:35:34,899 --> 00:35:38,302 BOOK ON THIS. >> Stephen: THAT IS A 538 00:35:38,369 --> 00:35:40,638 WONDERFUL ANSWER. (APPLAUSE). 539 00:35:40,705 --> 00:35:41,939 >> Stephen: IT WAS UNDERSTANDABLE. 540 00:35:42,006 --> 00:35:44,909 YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN ANYTHING AWAY. NOW YOU DON'T JUST TALK ABOUT 541 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:47,945 HOW THO STAND UP TO A DICTATOR, YOU ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW STANDING 542 00:35:48,012 --> 00:35:51,949 UP TO SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANIES IS IMPORTANT TOO. 543 00:35:52,016 --> 00:35:53,251 >> OH YEAH. >> Stephen: SO HOW ARE THOSE 544 00:35:53,317 --> 00:35:57,488 TWO CONNECTED, THE AUTHORITARIANS, DICTATORS, HOW 545 00:35:57,555 --> 00:36:01,025 ARE THEY CONNECTED IN WAYS THAT PERHAPS WE DON'T OFTEN THINK 546 00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:02,860 ABOUT. >> ONE ENABLES THE OTHER. 547 00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:07,331 THERE IS A REASON WHY 60% OF THE WORLD TODAY IS NOW UNDER 548 00:36:07,398 --> 00:36:12,537 AUTHORITARIAN RULE, THE NUMBERS OF DEMOCRACIES GLOBALLY HAS BEEN 549 00:36:12,603 --> 00:36:16,541 ROLLED BACK TO 1989 LEVELS. IN 2016 I STOOD UP AND SAID WE 550 00:36:16,607 --> 00:36:19,644 DID HE MANNEDDED AN END TO IMPUGNITY ON TWO FRONT, 551 00:36:19,710 --> 00:36:25,016 RODERICKO DUTARTE YOU ARE, OUR PRESIDENT IN THE PHILIPPINES 552 00:36:25,082 --> 00:36:28,686 BRUTAL DRUG WAR AND THE SECOND IS MARK ZUCKERBERG'S FACEBOOK. 553 00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:30,454 BECAUSE IN THE END, WHAT HAPPENED IN THE PHILIPPINES 554 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:34,659 WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED IF FACEBOOK WASN'T THERE. 555 00:36:34,725 --> 00:36:38,496 100 PERCENT OF THE PHILIPPINEOS ON THE INTERNET ARE ON FACEBOOK. 556 00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:42,333 FACEBOOK IS OUR INTERNET. AND I GUESS THIS STD OTHER PART, 557 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,736 IN 2016 I SAID AMERICA, LOOK AT US. 558 00:36:45,803 --> 00:36:50,141 WHAT IS HAPPENING TOO US IS COMING FOR YOU. 559 00:36:50,207 --> 00:36:57,181 AND I, WHEN I SAW JANUARY 6th HAPPEN, SOMETHING YOU 560 00:36:57,248 --> 00:37:00,718 HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE, BUT THE SAME METHODOLOGY. 561 00:37:00,785 --> 00:37:06,924 BOTTOM UP, SOCIAL MEDIA, LIES, A FACT COMES A LIE OR A LIE SAID A 562 00:37:06,991 --> 00:37:10,194 MILLION TIMES BECOMES A FACT SO YOU CAN'T DISTINGUISH. 563 00:37:10,261 --> 00:37:13,164 THEN IT COMES TOP DOWN DPR THE GOVERNMENT, FROM THE PRESIDENT 564 00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:17,802 HIMSELF SAYING THAT THE MEDDOLOGY AND THEN YOU HAVE NO 565 00:37:17,868 --> 00:37:22,239 IDEA WHERE TRUTH LIES, RIGHT. SO IN OUR CASE WHAT WE SAW IS IS 566 00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:25,509 ALL OF A SUDDEN SOCIETY WAS SPLINTERING. 567 00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:32,316 AND HOW DO YOU REACT TO THIS? I THINK THE OTHER PART IS THAT 568 00:37:32,383 --> 00:37:36,253 BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE I AM GOING TO BE LIKE-- THREE SENTENCES 569 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:40,591 HAVE I SAID REPEATEDLY SINCE 2016, IF YOU DON'T HAVE FACTS, 570 00:37:40,658 --> 00:37:45,262 YOU CAN'T HAVE TRUTH. WITHOUT TRUTH YOU CAN'T HAVE 571 00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:46,697 TRUST. WITHOUT THESE THREE WE HAVE NO 572 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:49,834 SHARED REALITY. WE CAN'T SOLVE ANY PROBLEMS. 573 00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:53,104 WE HAVE NO DEMOCRACY. THAT ST WHAT SOCIAL MEDIA HAS 574 00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:57,508 DONE. IT HAS COME IN, AND USED FREE 575 00:37:57,575 --> 00:38:09,020 SPEECH TO STIEF EL FREE SPEECH, RIGHT? 576 00:38:09,086 --> 00:38:16,827 TALKING ABOUT REGULATION, OR AT LEAST EDITORIAL CONTROL OF 577 00:38:16,894 --> 00:38:21,265 SOCIAL MEDIA LIKE FACEBOOK ORpTK HAS MADE A BIG NOISE ABOUT HOW 578 00:38:21,332 --> 00:38:24,502 HE BELIEVES IN FREE SPEECH. DO YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FOR EITHER 579 00:38:24,568 --> 00:38:29,040 ONE OF THOSE C.E.O.S OR MEN LIKE THEM ABOUT HOW THEY CAN DO THE 580 00:38:29,106 --> 00:38:32,743 RIGHT THING WITH THEIR SOCIAL MEDIA AS OPPOSED TO PERHAPS THE 581 00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:35,946 MOST PROFITABLE OR EXPEND YENT. >> THAT IS THE BIGGEST PROBLEM 582 00:38:36,013 --> 00:38:40,518 IS THAT ALL OF A SUDDEN OUR PUBLIC SPHERE IS GOVERNED BY AN 583 00:38:40,584 --> 00:38:44,188 ECONOMIC SYSTEM. WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A NAME FOR. 584 00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:51,162 NOW IN 2019 IT WAS NAMED AFTER A HAR VER EMERITUS PROFESSOR, SHE 585 00:38:51,228 --> 00:38:53,364 CALLED IT SURVEILLANCE CAPITALISM. 586 00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:55,199 SO THINK ABOUT, OH, I DON'T HAVE MY PHONE. 587 00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:59,470 SO THINK B YOU PULL OUT YOUR PHONE, RIGHT, THIS IS SOCIAL 588 00:38:59,537 --> 00:39:02,540 MEDIA IS MILDLY ADDICTIVE, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SCROLL. 589 00:39:02,606 --> 00:39:06,644 AND ALL OF THAT IS ACTUAL, WHAT KEEPS YOU SCROLLING. 590 00:39:06,711 --> 00:39:10,281 LIES. THIS IS AN MIT STUDY FROM 2018, 591 00:39:10,347 --> 00:39:12,650 LIES SPREAD FASTER AND FURTHER THAN FACTS. 592 00:39:12,717 --> 00:39:18,622 WHAT ELSE KEEPS YOU SCROLLING, FEAR, ANGER, HATRED, US AGAINST 593 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:21,192 THEM. MULTIPLY THAT, RIGHT, OR MONEY 594 00:39:21,258 --> 00:39:24,895 COMES IN, AS YOU BECOME MORE AFRAID, MORE HATEFUL AND IT 595 00:39:24,962 --> 00:39:28,766 IMPACTS US ON MANY LEVELS, PERSONALLY, LIGHTINGS 596 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:33,304 PSYCHOLOGICALLY, SOCIAL LOGICALLY, THE SECOND ONE. 597 00:39:33,370 --> 00:39:36,307 FIGURELY IN GROUPS AND FINALLY THAT LAST PART WHICH WE RARELY 598 00:39:36,373 --> 00:39:39,276 TALK ABOUT EMERGENT HUMAN BEHAVIOR. 599 00:39:39,343 --> 00:39:45,049 WHAT KIND OF SPECIES BEHAVIOR ARE WE ENCOURAGING WITH THIS 600 00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:46,550 INFORMATION ECOSYSTEM IT IS THE WORST OF WHO WE ARE. 601 00:39:46,617 --> 00:39:50,888 THIS IS WHAT I SAW IN THE NOBEL LECTURE, WHAT I SENT THERE BUT 602 00:39:50,955 --> 00:39:59,263 IT IS BACKED BY FACTS AND EVIDENCE, THE DATA DOESN'T LIE. 603 00:39:59,330 --> 00:40:03,501 >> Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU FOR THE CLARITY WITH 604 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:06,403 WHICH YOU EXPRESSED THAT. >> Stephen: HER BOOK, "HOW TO 605 00:40:06,470 --> 00:40:08,005 STAND UP TO A DICTATOR," IS AVAILABLE NOW. 606 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:12,877 MARIA RESSA, EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 607 00:40:18,215 --> 00:40:19,850 >> Stephen: THAT'S IT FOR "THE LATE SHOW," FOLKS. 608 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:21,285 TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE TREASURY SECRETARY 609 00:40:21,352 --> 00:40:23,654 JANET YELLEN, AND ROB DELANEY. JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT. 610 00:40:23,721 --> 00:40:26,590 GOOD NIGHT.