1 00:00:02,235 --> 00:00:03,803 >> SOME G.O.P. LAWMAKERS ARE 2 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:06,005 WEARING 'OK BUTTONS TO SHOW THEIR SUPPORT FOR KEVIN 3 00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:11,177 MCCARTHY AS HOUSE PEEKER. THE O.K. BUTTONS STAND FOR "ONLY 4 00:00:11,244 --> 00:00:12,278 KEVIN" AND ARE MEANT AS A COUNTERWEIGHT TO THE "NEVER 5 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:17,317 KEVIN" MOVEMENT. >> HOUSE REPUBLICANS ARE 6 00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:18,651 BURSTING WITH ENTHUSIASM FOR KEVIN MCCARTHY TO BE SPEAKER, 7 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:23,990 SHOWING THEIR SUPPORT WITH "ONLY KEVIN" BUTTONS. 8 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:25,925 BUT THERE ARE EVEN MORE BUTTONS YOU CAN WEAR TO SHOW YOUR 9 00:00:25,992 --> 00:00:29,129 EXCITEMENT FOR KEVIN MCCARTHY, LIKE THESE: 10 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:44,077 ED 11 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:48,915 ED 12 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:51,017 SO STAND UP TODAY AND SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR KEVIN MCCARTHY BY 13 00:00:51,084 --> 00:01:00,226 SAYING PROUDLY: 14 00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:03,530 >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT." 15 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:08,568 TONIGHT: 16 00:01:08,635 --> 00:01:15,508 PLUS, STEPHEN WELCOMES: ANDERSON COOPER 17 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:16,576 AND ANDY COHEN AND A SPECIAL HOLIDAY 18 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:21,080 PERFORMANCE BY LOUIS CATO AND THE LATE SHOW BAND. 19 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:22,682 AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER IN NEW YORK 20 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:29,422 CITY, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT! 21 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:44,370 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 22 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:52,679 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 23 00:01:52,745 --> 00:02:01,855 THANKS, EVERYBODY. WELCOME, WELCOME ONE AND ALL, 24 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:04,824 DOWN HERE, UP THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD. 25 00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:08,428 WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW." I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. 26 00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:10,630 THIS RIGHT NOW-- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 27 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:21,841 WE MADE IT! MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ARE 28 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:24,244 GOING TO BE "WORKING OUT MORE" AND "NOT HAVING TO TALK ABOUT 29 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:29,849 NAZIS." I WONDER-- 30 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:33,853 ( APPLAUSE ) BREAK 31 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,722 FIRST. THE YEAR IS ENDING ON A BANG. 32 00:02:35,788 --> 00:02:41,561 WHAT LOOKED LIKE A SLOW NEWS DAY HAS SUDDENLY BEEN TRANSFORMED 33 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:43,763 INTO A BRASING MOMENT OF HISTORY. 34 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:44,964 AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO THE FORMER PRESIDENT. 35 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:47,233 YESTERDAY, HE POSTED ON HIS SOCIAL MEDIA SITE PROMISING 36 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,869 A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT TOMORROW, ALONG WITH THIS VIDEO: 37 00:02:49,936 --> 00:03:03,049 >> AMERICA NEEDS A SUPERHERO. ♪ ♪ ♪ 38 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:05,785 >> Stephen: HUH. 39 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,788 KIND OF MYSTERIOUS. WHAT WOULD HE POSSIBLY USE LASER 40 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:12,759 VISION FOR? JIM, CAN WE PULL OUT A LITTLE 41 00:03:12,825 --> 00:03:14,627 BIT? THERE YOU GO. 42 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:18,398 THAT MAKES SENSE. THAT'S ON BRAND. 43 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:25,171 ( APPLAUSE ) ANNOUNCEMENT WAS GOING TO BE, 44 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:29,475 BUT THERE WAS A LOT OF ACTUAL SPECULATION. 45 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,878 WOULD HE ANNOUNCE A LONG-SHOT BID TO BECOME SPEAKER OF THE 46 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,646 HOUSE? WOULD HE ANNOUNCE HIS INTENDED 47 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:39,018 RUNNING MATE? AND WOULD KID ROCK SAY YES? 48 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:41,588 ( LAUGHTER ) ANNOUNCEMENTS TURN OUT TO BE 49 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:43,656 DUDS. NOT THIS ONE. 50 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:47,026 BECAUSE LATE THIS MORNING, THE FORMER PRESIDENT DROPPED THE 51 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:49,796 BLOCKBUSTER NEWS: MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! 52 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:52,465 MY OFFICIAL DIGITAL TRADING CARD COLLECTION IS HERE! 53 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:57,870 THAT'S RIGHT. YOU READ THAT RIGHT! 54 00:03:57,937 --> 00:04:04,744 THE EX-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, THE EX-MOST POWERFUL MAN 55 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:08,114 IN THE WORLD, HAS LAUNCHED A LINE OF TRADING CARDS. 56 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:11,250 IT'S GROPE-E-MON! ( LAUGHTER ) 57 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:20,727 PIKA-PIKA! PIKA-COUP! 58 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:23,296 LORD HAVE MERCY. THIS IS THE LEAST-DIGNIFIED 59 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:24,864 ATTEMPT AT POST-PRESIDENTIAL MERCHANDISING SINCE THE LAUNCH 60 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:30,737 OF "TICKLE-ME-TRUMAN." ( LAUGHTER ) 61 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:35,908 WEBSITE-- AND, YES, THERE IS ONE. 62 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:43,816 IT'S www.the saddest (BLEEP) thing you've ever seen.org. 63 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:48,488 THE FORMER PRESIDENT TELLS YOU JUST WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT FROM 64 00:04:48,554 --> 00:04:54,827 THIS PREMIUM OPPORTUNITY. >> I'M DOING MY FIRST OFFICIAL 65 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:56,129 DONALD J. TRUMP N.F.T. COLLECTION, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT 66 00:04:56,195 --> 00:04:57,463 NOW. >> Stephen: HE'S A BUSINESS 67 00:04:57,530 --> 00:05:02,235 GENIUS! JUMPING IN ON THE N.F.T. 68 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:04,971 MARKET, WHEN IT'S AT ITS HOTTEST! 69 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:10,743 NEXT, HE'S RELEASING AN EXCLUSIVE LINE OF ROTARY PHONES. 70 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:16,015 ( LAUGHTER ) THE TRADING CARDS ALLOW YOU TO 71 00:05:16,082 --> 00:05:18,685 COLLECT ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM THE EXTENDED 72 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:21,521 FORMER PRESIDENT UNIVERSE, BECAUSE EVERY CARD IS HIM. 73 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:26,526 THERE'S-- AND THESE ARE ALL REAL-- HIM PLAYING GOLF, HIM 74 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:32,031 APPROVING OF GOLD, HIM WEARING A HAT THAT SAYS "DOW"-- JUST LIKE 75 00:05:32,098 --> 00:05:35,435 THEY DO ON WALL STREET-- AND HIM STEALING THE TORCH FROM THE 76 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:41,040 STATUE OF LIBERTY. ( LAUGHTER ) 77 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:44,477 MAKES SENSE. SHE WAS HOLDING IT UP TO LIGHT 78 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:46,279 THE WAY FOR IMMIGRANTS. HE'S LIKE, "BACK, YOU HUDDLED 79 00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:49,482 MASSES! I'LL BURN YOU! 80 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:53,486 I'VE GOT A SILVER BULLET! BANG-BANG! 81 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:57,857 EAT FLAME, JOSE!" THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING. 82 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:00,993 THE FORMER PRESIDENT SAYS THE CARDS FEATURE "AMAZING ART OF MY 83 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:04,597 LIFE AND CAREER." THAT'S WHAT HE SAYS. 84 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:10,236 BUT THEY DEPICT HIM AS A COWBOY, A RACE CAR DRIVER, AND AN 85 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:11,704 ASTRONAUT. SO IT REALLY SEEMS LIKE THE 86 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:16,142 CARDS MEMORIALIZE EVERYTHING HE'S NEVER DONE, LIKE HAVE ABS. 87 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:24,584 ( LAUGHTER ) SAYING, "STEVE, YOU'RE PROBABLY 88 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:26,419 PICKING OUT THE STUPIDEST OF THESE TRADING CARDS." 89 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:28,321 NO, BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL EQUALLY STUPIDEST. 90 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:32,458 HERE HE IS STANDING ON THE 45-YARD LINE ABOUT TO PUNCH A 91 00:06:32,525 --> 00:06:41,334 FOOTBALL. AND HERES ONE WHERE HE IS 92 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,935 DRESSED UP AS A PILOT AND STOOD ATOP THE EARTH WITH THE SUN 93 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:45,338 SHINING OUT OF WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE. 94 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:47,173 ANY OF THESE PRICELESS IMAGES CAN BE YOURS FOR ONLY $99 EACH. 95 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,709 THAT MAY SEEM LIKE A LOT, BUT REMEMBER, YOU DON'T GET TO 96 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:55,648 CHOOSE WHICH ONE, BECAUSE THE WEBSITE SAYS, "THESE TRADING 97 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:58,518 CARDS ARE RANDOMLY GENERATED AND DELIVERED, SO YOU WON'T KNOW 98 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:00,820 WHICH CARD YOU RECEIVE UNTIL YOU CHECK YOUR WALLET AFTER 99 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:06,793 PURCHASE." OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT I GOT. 100 00:07:06,859 --> 00:07:08,594 OH, COWBOY AGAIN. OKAY. 101 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:09,896 GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PAY ANOTHER $99. 102 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:11,297 COWBOY! ALL RIGHT, NEVER AGAIN. 103 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:15,301 AFTER THIS ONE. OKAY... 104 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:19,272 ERIC! DAMMIT!" 105 00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:30,550 ( APPLAUSE ) STANDS BEHIND WHATEVER HE SELLS 106 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:36,088 WITH THIS PROMISE AND GUARANTEE: "WE MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO PROMISE 107 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:39,192 OR GUARANTEE THAT THE N.F.T.s WILL INCREASE IN VALUE OR 108 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:40,560 MAINTAIN THE SAME VALUE AS THE AMOUNT YOU PAID TO PURCHASE 109 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:42,862 SAME. YOU UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT 110 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:47,200 THE N.F.T.s HAVE NO INHERENT MONETARY VALUE." 111 00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:49,468 SOLID. REMINDS ME OF ARBY'S SLOGAN, "WE 112 00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:54,540 MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO PROMISE OR GUARANTEE THAT WHAT WE HAVE IS 113 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:55,508 MEATS." ( LAUGHTER ) 114 00:07:55,575 --> 00:08:05,318 TASTY, THOUGH. >> Louis: THEY DO TASTE GOOD. 115 00:08:05,384 --> 00:08:07,687 >> Stephen: IN A WAY, THIS IS ALL KIND OF GRATIFYING, BECAUSE 116 00:08:07,753 --> 00:08:14,994 A MONSTER WHO TRIED TO INSTALL HIMSELF AS OUR FASCIST STRONGMAN 117 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:16,662 IS NOW REDUCED TO HAWKING A LINE OF TRADING CARDS. 118 00:08:16,729 --> 00:08:19,031 IT'S LIKE IF HITLER ESCAPED THE BUNKER AND RELEASED MEIN KOMIC 119 00:08:19,098 --> 00:08:20,266 BOOK. OF COURSE, IF THAT N.F.T. 120 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,835 ASTRONAUT WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT AGAIN, HE'LL HAVE TO DEFEAT 121 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:24,370 JOE BIDEN. MAYBE. 122 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,606 BECAUSE BIDEN HASN'T YET SAID WHETHER HE'LL RUN FOR 123 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:30,142 RE-ELECTION, AND DEMOCRATS AREN'T SURE IF HE SHOULD. 124 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:31,911 THE MAJORITY OF HIS OWN VOTERS SAY HE SHOULDN'T RUN AGAIN, AND 125 00:08:31,978 --> 00:08:36,148 THE MAJOR REASON IS HIS AGE. WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE. 126 00:08:36,215 --> 00:08:38,618 MOST 80-YEAR-OLDS AREN'T OUT THERE BATTLING PUTIN. 127 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:44,290 THEY'RE AT HOME BATTLING PUDDING. 128 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:54,367 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) GET THE SPOON THROUGH THE SKIN! 129 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:59,238 BRING ME MY CORDLESS DRILL!" APPARENTLY, THE PRESIDENT IS 130 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:02,842 GETTING SICK OF ALL THE TALK ABOUT HIS AGE, RECENTLY SNAPPING 131 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:09,782 AT ONE ALLY: "YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW HOW (BLEEP) OLD I AM?" 132 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:13,719 "SORRY MY LANGUAGE GOT SALTIER SORRY. 133 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:25,264 I'M SORRY, FOLKS, NO. "SORRY MY LANGUAGE GOT SALTIER 134 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:26,532 THAN A REHOBOTH TAFFY, BUT JEEPERS, JACK? 135 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:28,467 I KNOW HOW OLD I AM! I'VE KNOWN SINCE BACK WHEN YOU 136 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:30,636 COULD BUY A NICKEL FOR A PENNY! I KNOW THE NUMBER, YOU KNOW THE 137 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:31,837 NUMBER, SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY IT, AND I'LL TELL YOU IF 138 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:34,607 YOU'RE RIGHT. 80? 139 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:38,044 FAIR ENOUGH, OKAY. BUT THESE TEETH 140 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:40,746 ARE ONLY 15! GIVE 'EM A TAP, THEY RING LIKE 141 00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:43,282 CHIMES! YOU SHOULD HEAR ME IN 142 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:47,353 THE BREEZE!" ONE PERSON-- 143 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:57,563 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THE JOURNEY WE'VE BEEN ON HERE. 144 00:09:57,630 --> 00:10:02,101 ( LAUGHTER ) JOB IS OUTGOING SPEAKER OF THE 145 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:08,374 HOUSE, NANCY PELOSI, SEEN HERE SHOWING WHAT SHE'D DO TO KEVIN 146 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:14,013 McCARTHY'S BALLS IF HE HAD ANY. ( LAUGHTER ) 147 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:19,218 A DIAMOND! PELOSI PASSED THE TORCH OF 148 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,954 DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP IN THE HOUSE TO HAKEEM JEFFRIES. 149 00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:25,124 AND, YESTERDAY, TO MARK THE END OF HER TERM, REPUBLICANS AND 150 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:26,625 DEMOCRATS GOT TOGETHER TO UNVEIL HER OFFICIAL PORTRAIT. 151 00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:30,396 THAT IS REALLY LOVELY. BUT THAT'S JUST MY OPINION. 152 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:35,101 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PAINTING, MADAM SPEAKER? 153 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,669 OH, NICE. AND WHAT WERE YOU GONNA DO WITH 154 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:41,674 IT IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT? OKAY, TOUGH BUT FAIR. 155 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:44,310 AND WHO IS LIKELY TO FOLLOW YOU AS THE NEXT SPEAKER? 156 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:49,248 >> THE POO POO. >> Stephen: YES, YES. 157 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:54,754 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ). AN APT-- APT DESCRIPTION. 158 00:10:54,820 --> 00:11:01,527 BUT HIS FRIENDS CALL HIM KEVIN. NOW, IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY DAY 159 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,996 THERE'S A STUPID NEW STORY ABOUT TESLA C.E.O. AND BOND VILLAI 160 00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:07,199 ( BOOING ) ANNOUNCING, "I WILL DESTROY THE 161 00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:08,768 WORLD UNLESS YOU GIVE ME $8 A MONTH!" ELON MUSK. 162 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:15,541 EVER SINCE MUSK BOUGHT TWITTER, HE'S CLAIMED TO BE A FREE-SPEECH 163 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,209 ABSOLUTIST, AND EVEN TWEETED: "MY COMMITMENT TO FREE SPEECH 164 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:23,482 EXTENDS EVEN TO NOT BANNING THE ACCOUNT FOLLOWING MY PLANE, EVEN 165 00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:26,886 THOUGH THAT IS A DIRECT PERSONAL SAFETY RISK." 166 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:30,289 THE ACCOUNT HE'S TALK ABOUT, @ELONJET, IS THE ONE THAT 167 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:33,225 AUTOMATICALLY POSTED THE MOVEMENTS OF HIS PRIVATE JET. 168 00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:34,960 AND TO MUSK'S CREDIT, HE STOOD BY HIS FREE-SPEECH PRINCIPLES 169 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:40,332 AND LET IT STAY UP... UNTIL YESTERDAY, WHEN TWITTER 170 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:52,078 SUSPENDED THE ACCOUNT THAT TRACKED MUSK'S PRIVATE JET. 171 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:53,879 >> I REMEMBER TELLING MY ROOMMATE, "HEY, ELON MUSK JUST 172 00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:58,451 DIRECT MESSAGED ME." >> ACCORDING TO THE MESSAGES, 173 00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:01,754 ELON SAID, "I DON'T LOVE THE IDEA OF BEING SHOT BY A NUTCASE 174 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:06,025 AND THEN OFFERED JACK $5,000 TO SHUT THE ACCOUNT DOWN. 175 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,828 >> THEN I BASICALLY ASKED FOR $50,000 OR A TESLA AND HE SAID, 176 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:13,499 "THINKING ABOUT IT." >> Stephen: BUT MUSK DECIDED NOT 177 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,168 TO SHELL OUT 50,000 TO SHUT THE KID UP, INSTEAD SPENDING 44 178 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:19,371 BILLION TO BUY THE COMPANY AND BAN HIM. 179 00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:22,908 HE'S A FINANCIAL GENIUS! AND AS A RESULT-- 180 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:29,148 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I GOT A COUPLE, THERE YOU GO. 181 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:31,550 AS A RESULT OF HIS BUSINESS SAVVY, MUSK'S NET WORTH HAS 182 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:36,155 RECENTLY PLUMMETED, AND THIS WEEK, HE SOLD $3.5 BILLION 183 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:39,425 OF TESLA STOCK, AND NO ONE KNOWS WHY. 184 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:44,530 I THINK I KNOW WHY. COULD IT BE TO INVEST IN TRADING 185 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,766 CARDS? ( LAUGHTER ) 186 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:50,970 WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT! 187 00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:55,841 MY GUESTS ARE ANDERSON COOPER AND ANDY COHEN. 188 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:59,678 BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, IT'S PUPPIES! 189 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,080 ♪ ♪ ♪ 190 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:33,946 ( APPLAUSE ) EVERYBODY. 191 00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:37,716 GIVE IT UP FOR THE GREATEST BAND ON TELEVISION, LOUIS CATO AND 192 00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:40,786 THE LATE SHOW BAND. BEFORE WE GO OI WANT TO TALK 193 00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:45,057 ABOUT SOMETHING WE STARTED JUST THIS WEEK. 194 00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:48,661 FOR THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE SHOW, YOU KNOW WE HAVE 195 00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:53,399 LAUNCHED A CHARITY DRIVE. IT'S ON THIS T-SHIRT. 196 00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:54,567 IT'S CALLED THE "IS POTATO" T-SHIRT. 197 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:59,505 AND YOU ALSO GET "IS POTATO" MUG. 198 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:03,375 "IS POTATO." ALL THE SALES FROM THIS GO TO 199 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:06,745 WORLD CENTRAL AND WHICH OUR FRIEND JOSE ANDRES. 200 00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:10,382 YOU GO RIGHT THERE, AND GREAT CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 201 00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:11,917 A FANTASTIC CHRISTMAS PRESENT RIGHT THERE. 202 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:17,356 ( APPLAUSE ) AND WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN, AND 203 00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:20,826 THEIR EFFORTS TO FEED THE DISPLACED PEOPLE OF UKRAINE 204 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:23,562 DURING THIS TERRIBLE WAR, WHICH IS NOW REACHING ITS TENTH MONTH. 205 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:27,666 AND I'M PROUD TO SAY, OVER JUST THE LAST TWO DAYS, YOU PEOPLE 206 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:33,205 OUT THERE HAVE RAISED OVER $100,000 BY BUYING THESE 207 00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:35,507 T-SHIRTS. ( APPLAUSE ) 208 00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:40,679 NICE THINGS. >> Louis: THAT'S AMAZING. 209 00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:44,783 >> Stephen: ONE OF THE NICE THINGS TO DO ON THIS SHOW IS BE 210 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:50,756 ON STAGE WITH THE TALENT ASKED AMAZING PEOPLE, BUT THE AMAZING 211 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:53,292 THING TO DO A SHOW WITH AN AUDIENCE LIKE YOU. 212 00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:56,395 THANK YOU SO MUCH. LOVELY BOSS-- WE HAVE LOVELY 213 00:14:56,462 --> 00:15:03,602 BOSSES, DON'T WE, TOM? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 214 00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:08,540 THEY'RE LIKE MAN'S BEST FRIEND WHO NEVER ASKS YOU TO HELP THEM 215 00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:14,747 MOVE. AND BECAUSE I LOVE DOGS, I ALSO 216 00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:16,415 LOVE MY SEGMENT "RESCUE DOG RESCUE," WHERE WE HELP FIND 217 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:22,121 HOMES FOR REAL RESCUE PUPPIES. AND I'M PROUD TO SAY THAT SO 218 00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:24,690 FAR, WE HAVE A PERFECT RECORD OF EVERY SINGLE DOG WE'VE FEATURED 219 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,259 GETTING ADOPTED! THAT'S RIGHT, 100% SUCCESS-- 220 00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:32,898 WHICH, IN DOG MATH, IS 700%. THAT'S WHY I'M SO EXCITED TO 221 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:35,534 ANNOUNCE IT'S TIME FOR A SPECIAL HOLIDAY EDITION OF "RESCUE DOG 222 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:39,638 RESCUE"! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ). 223 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:47,346 ♪ ♪ ♪ LA-LA-LA 224 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:51,050 LA-LA-LA-LA♪ WELCOME TO "RESCUE DOG RESCUE." 225 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,885 HERE'S HOW SHE WORKS: WE'RE ABOUT TO SHOW YOU SOME 226 00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,053 ADORABLE PUPPIES THAT ARE ACTUALLY UP FOR ADOPTION THROUGH 227 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:57,189 NORTH SHORE ANIMAL LEAGUE AMERICA. 228 00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:58,624 AND TO MAKE SURE THESE LITTLE DOGS FIND A HOME, WE HAVE MADE 229 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,359 UP A SERIES OF FLATTERING LIES ABOUT EACH OF THEM TO MAKE YOU 230 00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:07,333 WANT TO ADOPT THEM EVEN MORE. NOW, IF ONLY, IF ONLY THERE WERE 231 00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:10,669 NOW, IF ONLY, IF ONLY THERE WERE SOME CELEBRITIES WILLING TO HELP 232 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:14,206 ANDERSON COOPER AND ANDY COHEN! OH, MY GOD! 233 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:24,483 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) FEALS! 234 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,585 WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING HERE? 235 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,054 >> WE SPEND ALL DECEMBER CAMPED OUT IN DOWNTOWN 236 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,222 >> YEAH, JUST IN CASE THE BALL DROPS EARLY. 237 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:31,523 >> Stephen: REALLY? >> NO, STEPHEN! 238 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:38,831 WE'RE LYING TO PROVE WE CAN HELP YOU LIE ABOUT THESE DOGS. 239 00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:40,332 >> Stephen: OKAY, BUT YOU NEVER LIE WHEN YOU'RE REPORTING AT 240 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:44,203 CNN, RIGHT? >> ABSOLUTELY, I LIE ONLY FOR 241 00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:46,004 PUPPIES. >> Stephen: OKAY, GREAT TO 242 00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:46,772 HEAR IT. LET'S DO IT. 243 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:52,411 FIRST UP: HELLO! IT'S OKAY! 244 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:54,613 IT'S OKAY! FIRST UP, THIS IS PIXIE! 245 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:59,952 DUE TO A TICKETMASTER ERROR, PIXIE ACTUALLY GOT THE ENTIRE 246 00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:03,188 FRONT ROW FOR THE UPCOMING TAYLOR SWIFT TOUR! 247 00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:08,127 ( LAUGHTER ) SELL THE TICKETS AND RETIRE 248 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:17,536 TOMORROW! >> WELL, THIS IS JUDAH. 249 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:21,106 JUDAH KNOWS HOW TO THROW THE PERFECT CELEBRATION FOR HANUKAH. 250 00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:25,511 AND EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE: HE KNOWS HOW TO SPELL IT. 251 00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:29,648 LOVE YOU! >> Stephen: OH! 252 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:36,555 THERE YOU GO! >> THIS IS WOLFY BLITZER. 253 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:39,057 THIS LITTLE GUY IS A TOTAL NEWSHOUND AND AN IMPARTIAL 254 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:42,194 JOURNALIST. HE DOESN'T SEE RED STATES OR 255 00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:49,334 BLUE STATES, BECAUSE DOGS ARE COLORBLIND. 256 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:52,104 >> Stephen: THIS-- OH, HOLD ON, KRINGLE. 257 00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:57,009 THERE YOU GO. THIS IS KRINGLE. 258 00:17:57,075 --> 00:17:59,645 KRINGLE WOULD-- HELLO! KRINGLE WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT 259 00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:04,016 CHRISTMAS PRESENT BECAUSE HE IS ADORABLE, CUDDLY AND, ALSO, A 260 00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:16,161 FULLY FUNCTIONING PLAYSTATION 5. DON'T ASK WHERE THE PLUG GOES. 261 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,797 >> THIS FELLA IS YUKON. YUKON HAS BEEN SPECIALLY TRAINED 262 00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:21,300 TO CLEAN UP ALL THE DISHES AFTER YOUR HOLIDAY DINNER, AND HE 263 00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:24,470 PROMISES TO ONLY HUMP SOMEONE'S LEG IF YOU NEED A DISTRACTION 264 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:28,607 WHEN YOUR UNCLE CARL SAYS SOMETHING RACIST. 265 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:34,646 ( LAUGHTER ) IT'S OKAY! 266 00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:36,281 IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY! 267 00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:40,118 KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOU. >> AND BREAKING NEWS: WE HAVE A 268 00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:42,087 VERY SPECIAL RESCUE DOG SILVER FOX! 269 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:45,757 THIS IS SILVER FOX. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS REGGIE, A 270 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:48,460 12-YEAR-OLD TERRIER MIX. REGGIE IS A MATURE DOG, WHICH 271 00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:51,163 MEANS YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM CHEWING ON YOUR 272 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,732 FURNITURE, AND HE WON'T JUDGE YOU FOR THAT LOUD GROAN YOU MAKE 273 00:18:53,799 --> 00:19:03,942 WHEN YOU SIT ON THE COUCH. LET'S GO BACK HERE, RICHEY. 274 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,777 >> Stephen: OH! OH! 275 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:10,115 HOLD ON THERE, FELLA! THERE YOU GO! 276 00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,618 THIS IS GLITTER. ADOPT HIM AND HE'LL SAVE YOU A 277 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:15,454 FRONT-ROW SPOT FOR NEW YEARS IN TIMES SQUARE. 278 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:18,657 HE DOESN'T MIND GETTING THERE EARLY BECAUSE, UNLIKE THE REST 279 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:28,166 OF THE CROWD, HE'S USED TO PEEING IN THE STREET. 280 00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:32,371 >> THIS IS ROXANNA. I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE ROXANNA 281 00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:35,541 IS THE FIRST CAST MEMBER OF THE BRAND-NEW BRAVO SERIES "REAL 282 00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:41,747 HOUSEPETS OF NEW YORK." HER TAGLINE IS "I MAY BE A DOG, 283 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:44,883 BUT THIS BITCH IS NO MAN'S BEST FRIEND." 284 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:54,993 ( LAUGHTER ) >> HEY, HOW'S IT GOING. 285 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:59,064 >> THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU, TOO. >> I KNOW! 286 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,799 FINALLY, THIS IS SPICE. SPICE WANTS TO SPEND NEW YEAR'S 287 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,668 EVE WITH YOU WATCHING THE BALL DROP, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T BRING 288 00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:06,672 UP THE FACT THAT HE HIMSELF NO LONGER HAS ANY DROPPABLE BALLS. 289 00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:09,241 >> Stephen: WELL, THAT DOES IT FOR "RESCUE DOG RESCUE"! 290 00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:11,743 ALL THESE DOGS ARE UP FOR ADOPTION THROUGH NORTH SHORE 291 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:16,081 ANIMAL LEAGUE AMERICA. HEAD TO THEIR SITE OR SCAN THE 292 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:17,249 Q.R. CODE RIGHT THERE FOR MORE INFO. 293 00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:19,851 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ANDY COHEN AND ANDERSON COOPER. 294 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,653 STICK AROUND. 295 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:39,738 ( APPLAUSE ) WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY, TO "THE 296 00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:42,507 LATE SHOW." LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY GUESTS 297 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:43,742 TONIGHT ARE THE ANCHOR OF CNN'S "ANDERSON COOPER 360," AND THE 298 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:48,080 HOST OF BRAVO'S "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE." 299 00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:49,815 THEY'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR OVER 25 YEARS. 300 00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:53,652 PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," ANDERSON COOPER AND ANDY 301 00:20:53,719 --> 00:21:00,125 COHEN! ♪ YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME 302 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:03,295 YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME ♪ ( APPLAUSE ). 303 00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:11,870 ELEPHANT MUSIC? WAH-WAH. 304 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,805 >> Stephen: LOVELY TO HAVE BOTH OF YOU GUYS HERE. 305 00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:15,641 >> GREAT TO BE HERE. >> GREAT TO BE HERE. 306 00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:16,942 >> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 307 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,945 THANK YOU FOR HELPING US PUSH THE PUPPIES.D& 308 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,948 >> LOVE PUSHING PUPPIES. >> Stephen: ANDY THANK YOU FOR 309 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,217 DRESSING APPROPRIATELY. >> YES, I WAS A BIT SURPRISED AS 310 00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:27,486 WELL. >> I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO A 311 00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:29,021 LOT OF JONNY CASH. >> YEAH! 312 00:21:29,087 --> 00:21:31,089 >> Stephen: YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T BLAME YOU. 313 00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:33,058 ALWAYS GOOD, MAN IN BLACK RIGHT THERE. 314 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,460 >> I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO THE ALBUM "HURT." 315 00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:38,163 IT'S SO GOOD. >> Stephen: OH, YEAH. 316 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,331 WOW. YOU OKAY? 317 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:44,503 HERE'S THE THING, YOU GUYS-- EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT IT'S NOT 318 00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:47,039 NEW YEAR'S EVE WITHOUT THE TWO OF YOU IN TIMES SQUARE FREEZING 319 00:21:47,105 --> 00:21:49,508 YOUR BONES OFF. >> WE LIKE TO THINK WE ARE THE 320 00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:53,545 ONLY TV HOSTS ON NEW YEAR'S EVE WHO ARE ACTUALLY HAVING FUN. 321 00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:56,948 >> Stephen: IN YEARS PAST, YOU REALLY DO LOOK LIKE YOU'RE 322 00:21:57,015 --> 00:21:58,583 HAVING FUN. AND I KNOW YOU'RE ACTUAL 323 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:03,889 FRIENDS. WRUR NOT MAKING THIS STUFF UP. 324 00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:08,694 OF COURSE, IT'S BIG NEWS OUT THERE, THAT OUR OLD FRIEND CHRIS 325 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:12,798 LICHT, WHO USED TO BE THE EXEC ON THIS SHOW, SAID NO DRINKING 326 00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:14,766 ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. IS THAT GOING TO HOLD? 327 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,369 IS THAT GOING TO HOLD ( AUDIENCE BOOING ) 328 00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:22,107 HE DOESN'T WORK HERE ANYMORE. HOW ABOUT A COCKTAIL? 329 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,109 ANDERSON... THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO. 330 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,845 ( APPLAUSE ) >> CHEERS! 331 00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:30,816 >> WHAT ARE WE DRINKING. >> Stephen: WHAT ARE WE 332 00:22:30,882 --> 00:22:32,584 DRINKING? THIS IS ANDY'S. 333 00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:36,154 >> WE'RE HAVING A TEQUILA FRESCA. 334 00:22:36,221 --> 00:22:42,127 THIS IS A FRESQUILA, A TEQUILA AND FRESCA. 335 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:47,399 >> Stephen: I FEEL LIKE IT'S 1977 AND I SHOULD BE SMOKING A 336 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:49,935 VIRGINIA SLIM. I HAVEN'T SEEN FRESCA SINCE I 337 00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:52,304 WAS LIVING WITH MY MOTHER. >> I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STILL MADE 338 00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:53,105 IT. >> YES! 339 00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:54,840 >> Stephen: IT'S REALLY DELICIOUS. 340 00:22:54,906 --> 00:23:00,112 YOU CAN REALLY TASTE THE, TASTE THE-- AH... SACCHARIN. 341 00:23:00,178 --> 00:23:02,914 WELL, FELLAS-- NO, NO, NO. IT STAYS RIGHT THERE. 342 00:23:02,981 --> 00:23:04,750 IT STAYS RIGHT THERE. YOU CAN PUT IT DOWN. 343 00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:07,052 YOU CAN TUT OF PUT IT DOWN. >> THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 344 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:12,124 >> Stephen: WE ALSO HAVE A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA IF YOU WANT TO 345 00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:15,360 DO A SPIDER BITE. >> A SPIDER BITE? 346 00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:19,030 THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO. >> Stephen: COME ON, I'LL JOIN 347 00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:20,499 YOU. THERE YOU GO. 348 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:24,369 NOW, FELL AS, LET ME ASK YOU THIS ABOUT-- DO YOU WANT A LIME? 349 00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:25,570 >> SURE. >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO. 350 00:23:25,637 --> 00:23:28,874 >> HE IS SO BAD AT THIS. >> Stephen: YOU ALL RIGHT? 351 00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:37,249 THERE YOU GO. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 352 00:23:37,315 --> 00:23:43,588 >> Stephen: YOU KNOW-- YOU KNOW WHO WOULD BE OKAY WITH THAT 353 00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:44,823 SHOT? JONNY CASH. 354 00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:46,024 >> YEAH. ( LAUGHTER ). 355 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:49,861 AWAY FROM YOU, YOUNG MAN. >> NO, NO, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, 356 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:50,996 STEPHEN. >> Stephen: LET ME ASK YOU 357 00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:54,399 SOMETHING, FELLAS. WHY-- I'M JUST CURIOUS-- WHY-- 358 00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:57,869 WHY DOES CNN COVER NEW YEAR'S EVE? 359 00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:00,639 >> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. YOU KNOW, I STARTED COVERING NEW 360 00:24:00,705 --> 00:24:03,542 YEAR'S EVE, LIKE, 17 YEARS AGO FOR CNN. 361 00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:07,179 >> Stephen: ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT TIME DIDN'T PASS THAT 362 00:24:07,245 --> 00:24:08,713 NIGHT? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE THE ONLY 363 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:11,583 NEWS IS IF 2 DIDN'T BECOME JANUARY 1 AT MIDNIGHT. 364 00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:15,086 >> THEY HAD NO ONE ELSE TO DO IT, SO I VOLUNTEERED TO DO IT. 365 00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:18,490 I VOLUNTEERED TO DO IT BECAUSE I HATE-- I HAVE ALWAYS HATED NEW 366 00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:19,758 YEAR'S EVE. >> Stephen: SURE. 367 00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:24,062 >> AND I DIDN'T WANT TO, LIKE-- NEW YEAR'S EVE IS NEVER WHAT YOU 368 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,264 EXPECT IT TO BE. YOU TRY TO GO TO A CLUB IN NEW 369 00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:28,200 YORK. THE LINES ARE TOO LONG. 370 00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:31,837 YOU CAN'T GET A CAR. >> YOU WIND UP GETTING 371 00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:33,605 CHLAMYDIA. >> EXACTLY. 372 00:24:33,672 --> 00:24:38,810 WHO AMONGST US -- >> Stephen: IS THAT A FLOWER? 373 00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:42,514 A TYPE OF ORKIT KID. >> I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR 17 374 00:24:42,581 --> 00:24:43,548 YEARS. >> Stephen: DO YOU ENJOY NEW 375 00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:46,418 YEAR'S EVE, ANDY? >> I LOVE NEW YEAR'S EVE. 376 00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:49,487 I LOVE AN OVER-HYPED EVENT. AND, YOU KNOW, COVERING NEW 377 00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:53,325 YEAR'S EVE IS-- I SAY THIS EVERY YEAR-- IT IS LIKE A TELETHON 378 00:24:53,391 --> 00:24:55,360 WITH NO DISEASE. WE'RE STANDING THERE JUST 379 00:24:55,427 --> 00:25:00,866 MARKING THE PASSAGE OF TIME. ( LAUGHTER ). 380 00:25:00,932 --> 00:25:03,068 ENTROPY. >> RIGHT. 381 00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:06,938 >> Stephen: IT'S ENTROPY. >> SO IT'S AN ODD THING. 382 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:09,241 >> WE'RE THERE FOR FOUR AND A HALF HOURS. 383 00:25:09,307 --> 00:25:10,976 AND IT'S FREEZING COLD. >> Stephen: THAT'S INSANE! 384 00:25:11,042 --> 00:25:13,845 >> AND THEY DON'T ALLOW SPACE HEATERS OR ANYTHING. 385 00:25:13,912 --> 00:25:15,247 >> Stephen: WHY NOT? >> IT'S A SECURITY ISSUE. 386 00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:18,850 I DON'T KNOW. NEW YORK CITY DOES NOT -- 387 00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:21,286 >> Stephen: DO YOU WEAR FLAMMABLE CLOTHING? 388 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:25,223 >> ONE YEAR WE WORE ELECTRIC CLOTHING TO TRY THAT OUT. 389 00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:27,626 IT DIDN'T SEEM TO WORK. >> Stephen: ANDY, LAST YEAR, 390 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:31,930 YOU WERE A BIT... OVERSERVED AND AT A CERTAIN 391 00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:35,567 POINT YOU WENT ON-- >> THIS MAY BE WHY WE AREN'T 392 00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:36,968 ALLOWED TO DO THIS YEAR. >> ALL RIGHT! 393 00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:40,872 >> Stephen: THIS IS THE MOMENT YOU WERE GOING ON A RANT-- 394 00:25:40,939 --> 00:25:43,041 >> THAT WAS ONE OF MY RANTS, YES. 395 00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:46,044 I HAD THINGS TO SAY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ). 396 00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:49,748 RANT ABOUT. >> Stephen: I BELIEVE THE RANT 397 00:25:49,814 --> 00:25:53,919 WAS ABOUT THE BAND JOURNEY WHO WAS PERFORMING WITHOUT STEVE 398 00:25:53,985 --> 00:25:57,555 PERRY IN TIMES SQUARE. >> I THINK RYAN SEACREST 399 00:25:57,622 --> 00:26:00,425 ACTUALLY HAD BOOKED THE BAND JOURNEY AND THEY WERE PERFORMING 400 00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:02,360 BEHIND US. >> AND THEY SPRAYED ME WITH 401 00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:03,461 THEIR STUFF. >> Stephen: WHAT DOES THAT 402 00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:05,030 MEAN? >> I'M COVERED WITH THEIR 403 00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:07,499 GLITTER THERE. >> Stephen: OH, LIKE THE 404 00:26:07,565 --> 00:26:09,134 GLITTER BOMBS AND STUFF LIKE THAT? 405 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,403 >> YES. SO IT JUST RUBBED ME THE WRONG 406 00:26:11,469 --> 00:26:13,738 WAY AND I WENT OFF. >> Stephen: THERE WAS FALLOUT 407 00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:16,408 FOR THIS, WASN'T THERE? >> HE WAS RANTING IT WASN'T THE 408 00:26:16,474 --> 00:26:20,845 REAL JOURNEY. >> I WAS CALLING IT "FAKE 409 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:22,948 JOURNEY." >> Stephen: THAT WOULD BE 410 00:26:23,014 --> 00:26:24,816 PHONY. >> RIGHT, RIGHT. 411 00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:29,187 NEIL SCHOEN WONT AFTER ME FOR A YEAR. 412 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:31,756 >> Stephen: THE GUITARIST. >> YES, AND I FELT TERRIBLE 413 00:26:31,823 --> 00:26:36,127 AFTERWARD, BUT I'M A BIG STEVE PERRY FAN. 414 00:26:36,194 --> 00:26:38,330 >> I'M A JOURNEY FAN AND I THINK THEY'RE FANTASTIC. 415 00:26:38,396 --> 00:26:41,399 >> Stephen: YOU'RE AN AN BIASED JOURNALIST IS WHAT YOU 416 00:26:41,466 --> 00:26:42,734 ARE. YOU DON'T PICK SIDES. 417 00:26:42,801 --> 00:26:44,669 >> EXACTLY. >> Stephen: I WANT TO POINT 418 00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:47,539 OUT, LOOK HOW HAPPY YOU ARE TO WATCH HIM GET IN TROUBLE. 419 00:26:47,605 --> 00:26:50,175 >> YEAH, I KNOW. THAT IS A FACE OF SOMEBODY 420 00:26:50,241 --> 00:26:52,744 WATCHING MY OLD FRIEND JUST, LIKE, DIG HIS GRAVE. 421 00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:55,246 AND I'M JUST LIKE, I'M SO GLAD THIS IS NOT ME. 422 00:26:55,313 --> 00:26:57,849 AND I'M JUST KNOW-- >> Stephen: EVERYONE THIS IS 423 00:26:57,916 --> 00:27:00,118 LIKE-- AGAIN, THIS DOES LOOK LIKE THE MAN WHO IS ENJOYING 424 00:27:00,185 --> 00:27:03,088 HIMSELF TO A DEGREE THAT WAS NOT ANTICIPATED BY THE CREE. 425 00:27:03,154 --> 00:27:04,956 >> RIGHT. >> Stephen: I'M JUST CURIOUS, 426 00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:08,193 EVERYBODY HAS A FIRST GETTING TOO DRUNK STORY. 427 00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:10,628 DO YOU, ANDY, I'M GOING TO GUESS, DOWCH ONE? 428 00:27:10,695 --> 00:27:14,466 >> I DO. I REMEMBER I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. 429 00:27:14,532 --> 00:27:18,370 I WAS UNDERAGE. I SHOULDN'T VSH DRINK EXPUG 430 00:27:18,436 --> 00:27:20,171 DRANK TOO MUCH. AND I REMEMBER I WOKE UP IN THE 431 00:27:20,238 --> 00:27:22,140 MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I HAD TO-- I WAS SICK. 432 00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:26,511 AND I KNEW THEY WASN'T GOING TO MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM. 433 00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:33,385 AND SO I PULLED OFF MY BOXERS, AND I BARFED IN MY BOXERS, AND I 434 00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:37,622 WASN'T OF RIGHT MIND. SO I JUST OPENED THE WINDOW AND 435 00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:41,026 THREW THE BOXERS OUT, OUT WINDOW. 436 00:27:41,092 --> 00:27:45,163 OF COURSE, WHAT I WASN'T REALLY THINKING BECAUSE MY ROOM IS OVER 437 00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:50,301 THE FRONT YARD. AND SO THE NEXT MORNING MY DAD 438 00:27:50,368 --> 00:27:56,708 TURNS UP AT MY DOOR AND SAYS THERE'S A PAIR OF YOUR BOXERS ON 439 00:27:56,775 --> 00:28:00,812 THE FRONT LAWN THAT ARE MESSY? THAT WAS MY FIRST. 440 00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:03,014 ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WE ALWAYS 441 00:28:03,081 --> 00:28:04,682 REMEMBER. >> WE ALWAYS REMEMBER OUR FIRST. 442 00:28:04,749 --> 00:28:10,088 AND NOW LOOK AT ME! I'M A PROFESSIONAL, DAD! 443 00:28:10,155 --> 00:28:13,358 >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK BUT WE WILL BE RIGHT 444 00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:16,027 BACK WITH MORE ANDERSON COOPER AND ANDY COHEN, EVERYBODY. 445 00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:18,396 STICK AROUND. ♪ ♪ ♪ 446 00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:19,097 ( APPLAUSE ) 447 00:28:24,903 --> 00:28:28,373 >> Stephen: GIVE HER A KISS. WE'RE BACK WITH THE HOSTS OF 448 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,108 CNN'S "NEW YEARS EVE LIVE," ANDY COHEN AND ANDERSON COOPER. 449 00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:37,882 WE'VE HEARD THIS YEAR ABOUT BOTH OF YOUR NEW BABIES. 450 00:28:37,949 --> 00:28:39,317 >> YES! >> Stephen: THIS IS THE SECOND 451 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,753 BABY FOR BOTH OF YOU. THIS IS RIGHT HERE. 452 00:28:41,820 --> 00:28:43,288 THIS IS SECOND BABY FOR BOTH, RIGHT. 453 00:28:43,354 --> 00:28:44,489 >> YES. >> YES. 454 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:49,127 >> Stephen: WE HAVE ANDERSON SON SEBASTIAN LUKE ROUTE HERE, 455 00:28:49,194 --> 00:28:53,364 AND ANDY'S DAUGHTER RIGHT HERE. >> THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE THEY'RE 456 00:28:53,431 --> 00:28:55,733 FRENEMIES. THEY'RE SKEPT PEL OF EACH OTHER. 457 00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:03,575 >> Stephen: SEBASTIAN LUKE IS A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS AND AFRAID 458 00:29:03,641 --> 00:29:06,010 SHE'S GETTING THE AUDITION RIGHT HERE. 459 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:09,214 >> SHE GOT THE PART! >> Stephen: SHE GOT THE PART. 460 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,450 CAN I ASK WHERE SEBASTIAN LUKE COMES FROM. 461 00:29:12,517 --> 00:29:15,220 MY PARTNER, BENJAMIN, AND I WE JUST LIKEDLET NAMES. 462 00:29:15,286 --> 00:29:18,256 >> Stephen: OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO NAME YOUR CHILD-- 463 00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:23,094 >> BENJAMIN, HE IS MY EX, BUT WE'RE RAISING KIDS TOGETHER, AND 464 00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:27,565 HE'S THEIR PAPA AND I'M THEIR DADDY, AND HE WORKS IN FRENCH 465 00:29:27,632 --> 00:29:30,702 AND ENGLISH. AND WE COLLECT ARTS, AND HE LIKE 466 00:29:30,768 --> 00:29:33,872 THE ICONOGRAPHY OF ST. SEBASTIAN. 467 00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:36,474 >> Stephen: YOU NAMED YOUR BABY BY SOMEONE KILLED WITH 468 00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:39,544 ARROWS. >> IT'S ICONIC AND OLD MASTER 469 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,813 PORT RATOUR. >> Stephen: CLASSY, CLASSY. 470 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,481 LUCY EVE. WHAT'S THE STORY? 471 00:29:43,548 --> 00:29:46,017 >> SEBASTIAN WAS TAKEN. AND SO -- 472 00:29:46,084 --> 00:29:48,486 >> Stephen: YOU LOVE THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY. 473 00:29:48,553 --> 00:29:53,925 >> YES, EXACTLY. NO, MY DAD'S NAME IS LOU, MY 474 00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:57,862 MOM'S NAME IS EVELYN. >> I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR THE 475 00:29:57,929 --> 00:29:59,531 PEANUTS. HE LOVES SNOOPY. 476 00:29:59,597 --> 00:30:02,100 >> I DO. >> Stephen: THEN HE WOULD NAME 477 00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:04,169 HIS DAUGHTER SNOOPY. YOUR FOLKS ARE STILL WITH US, 478 00:30:04,235 --> 00:30:05,370 CORRECT? >> THEY ARE. 479 00:30:05,436 --> 00:30:10,175 .OH, THANKS FOR BRINGING THAT U. >> Stephen: I KNOW FROM-- 480 00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:12,210 >> I CALLED MY RABBI. IT'S OKAY. 481 00:30:12,277 --> 00:30:15,380 THERE ARE MANY TRADITIONS IN THE JEWISH RELIGION. 482 00:30:15,446 --> 00:30:16,748 AND-- >> Stephen: ONE OF THEM HERE, 483 00:30:16,814 --> 00:30:19,851 EXPLAIN WHAT THAT TRADITION IS. >> ONE IS THAT YOU DON'T NAME 484 00:30:19,918 --> 00:30:26,357 YOUR CHILDREN DIRECTLY-- THE DIRECT NAME OF YOUR PARENTS-- 485 00:30:26,424 --> 00:30:30,028 YOUR LIVING PARENT. THIS IS A-- THESE NAMES ARE IN 486 00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:32,063 TRIBUTE. THEY'RE NOT THEIR EXACT NAMES, 487 00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:35,166 OF COURSE. AND IT'S OKAY-- I GOT A 488 00:30:35,233 --> 00:30:38,236 CLEARANCE FROM MY RABBI. THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS. 489 00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:40,672 >> Stephen: IS IT TOP MAN? LYCRA BY POPE? 490 00:30:40,738 --> 00:30:45,210 >> TOP WOMAN. >> Stephen: OH, GOOD, GOOD FOR 491 00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:46,211 HER. >> OH, NICE! 492 00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:48,613 I GOTTA TELL YOU. >> Stephen: YES SIR. 493 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,650 >> I THINK I'M DRUNK FROM THAT TEQUILA 494 00:30:52,717 --> 00:30:53,918 >> AND YOU'RE ON THE AIR TONIGHT. 495 00:30:53,985 --> 00:30:54,919 >> Stephen: YOU HAVE A SHOW TONIGHT? 496 00:30:54,986 --> 00:30:56,588 >> YES, HE DOES. >> Stephen: LET'S DO ANOTHER. 497 00:30:56,654 --> 00:30:58,690 >> NO, I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. 498 00:30:58,756 --> 00:31:00,758 ( APPLAUSE ) I'M GOOD. 499 00:31:00,825 --> 00:31:08,399 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HERE'S THE TWO OF YOU AS KIDS. 500 00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:09,934 THERE YOU GO. >> YEAH. 501 00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:11,636 >> Stephen: WHAT WERE YOU TWO LIKE AS KIDS? 502 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:14,539 >> THIS IS EMBARRASS AGO. >> Stephen: LOOK AT YOU RIGHT 503 00:31:14,606 --> 00:31:17,108 HERE. >> I LOOK LIKE YOUNG PAUL LYNN 504 00:31:17,175 --> 00:31:22,413 ON THE CENTER SQUARE, OR A MIX BETWEEN TRUMAN CAPOTE OR PAUL 505 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,415 LYNN. I'M NOT SURE WHICH IS GAYER. 506 00:31:24,482 --> 00:31:26,651 >> Stephen: AND YOU WERE HITTING THAT BANANA PRETTY HARD 507 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,486 RIGHT THERE. WHAT WERE YOU GUYS LIKE AS A 508 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:32,757 KID? WERE YOU A GOOD CHILD, ANDERSON? 509 00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:34,659 >> I WAS A VERY GOOD CHILD, YEAH. 510 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:37,562 I WAS VERY RESPONSIBLE AND VERY SWEET. 511 00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:38,796 >> Stephen: RESPONSIBLE. >> YEAH. 512 00:31:38,863 --> 00:31:41,633 >> Stephen: YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THAT TODDLER? 513 00:31:41,699 --> 00:31:43,768 HE'S SO RESPONSIBLE. VERY FEW TODDLERS ARE DESCRIBED 514 00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:45,737 THAT WAY. ANDY, HOW ABOUT YOU? 515 00:31:45,803 --> 00:31:47,805 HOW ABOUT YOU? >> I WAS GREAT. 516 00:31:47,872 --> 00:31:51,042 I USED TO GO AROUND TO THE NEIGHBORS' HOUSE, I USED TO 517 00:31:51,109 --> 00:32:00,585 IMITATE THIS PREACHER NAMED ERNEST AINGELY, A FAITH HEALER 518 00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:01,586 ON TV. >> Stephen: OH, SURE. 519 00:32:01,653 --> 00:32:04,122 >> I AND WOULD GO TO THE NEIGHBORS AND HEAL THEM. 520 00:32:04,188 --> 00:32:08,660 >> I USED TO IMITATE DIANA BRELIN. 521 00:32:08,726 --> 00:32:11,796 >> Stephen: REALLY. DID YOU HAVE ANY OBSESSIONS AS A 522 00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:14,065 KID KID? >> I WAS A VERY STRANGE KID, 523 00:32:14,132 --> 00:32:17,168 CLEARLY. I WAS REALLY INTERESTED IN... 524 00:32:17,235 --> 00:32:19,771 >> HE'S DRUNK. >> NO, I'M NOT. 525 00:32:19,837 --> 00:32:24,709 >> HE'S DRUNK! LEES DRUNK! 526 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:27,045 HE'S DRUNK! HE'S GONE. 527 00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:35,086 ( LAUGHTER ) >> ONE SHOT! 528 00:32:35,153 --> 00:32:37,121 ONE SHOT! >> I WAS 529 00:32:37,188 --> 00:32:41,192 ( GIGGLING ) I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO SAY IT. 530 00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:44,295 I WAS ( GIGGLING ). 531 00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:49,567 >> Stephen: WHAT AS A CHILD COULD YOU POSSIBLY DO THAT MADE 532 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:52,870 YOU GIGGLE? AS A CHILD YOU WERE INTERESTED 533 00:32:52,937 --> 00:33:03,548 IN. >> I WAS INTERESTED IN THE ZULU 534 00:33:03,614 --> 00:33:07,318 WARS. >> Stephen: LIKE CHELMSFORD? 535 00:33:07,385 --> 00:33:12,623 >> I WAS. >> Stephen: DID YOU SING "MEN 536 00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:17,595 OF ARLIK." >> THE VANDERBILT BOY! 537 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:20,064 >> YES, I KNOW. >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE 538 00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:22,533 ANOTHER LITTLE BREAK HERE. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE WILL TALK 539 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,669 ABOUT FINDING LOVE IN THE NEW YEAR WITH ANDERSON AND ANDY. 540 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,637 STICK AROUND. ♪ ♪ ♪ 541 00:33:26,704 --> 00:33:29,674 ( APPLAUSE ) ( APPLAUSE ) 542 00:33:36,814 --> 00:33:40,084 >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. LOOK WHO'S THERE. 543 00:33:40,151 --> 00:33:44,722 IT'S ANDY COHEN AND ANDERSON COOPER, HOST OF CNN'S "NIEFS 544 00:33:44,789 --> 00:33:47,792 LIVE" NEW YEAR'S EVE LIVE. NEW YEAR'S, OBVIOUSLY, IS ALL 545 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:53,097 ABOUT NEW STARTS, FRESH STARTS, PEOPLE TAKING A NEW APPROACH TO 546 00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:57,301 LOVE. ANDY, ARE YOU READY TO GET BACK 547 00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:58,536 OUT THERE? >> I AM. 548 00:33:58,603 --> 00:34:01,139 I'M BACK OUT THERE. I'M ON THE YAPPS. 549 00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:03,608 I'M ON TINDER. I'M ON RYA. 550 00:34:03,674 --> 00:34:07,111 >> Stephen: WHAT IS RYA? >> IT'S A MEMBERS ONLY DATING 551 00:34:07,178 --> 00:34:10,181 THING. IT SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF INSTAGRAM 552 00:34:10,248 --> 00:34:11,182 INFLUENCERS -- >> Stephen: IS THERE AN 553 00:34:11,249 --> 00:34:12,683 INTERVIEW PROCESS TO GET ON THERE? 554 00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:15,353 >> YOU HAVE TO BE REFERRED BY SOMEONE TO GET ON. 555 00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:17,722 >> Stephen: ARE YOU ON THERE? >> NO! 556 00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:21,626 >> I WOULD LIKE HIM TO BE, AND I WOULD LIKE HIM TO BE ON TINDER. 557 00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:26,063 >> I'M NOT ON AN APP. >> Stephen: CAN YOU IMAGINE, 558 00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:29,133 ANDERSON COOPER COMES UP. THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC. 559 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:34,338 MY FAVORITE THING IS TO TALK ABOUT THE BATTLE FROM 1840? 560 00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:37,608 WHAT IS IT? >> EARLIER THAN THAT. 561 00:34:37,675 --> 00:34:41,045 THE MOST VICTORIA CROSSES EVER AWARDED. 562 00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:45,483 >> I SAW SWRULUE WITH MICHAEL CAINE. 563 00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:49,654 INTRODUCING MICHAEL CAINE. LET'S WORK ON HIS PROFILE. 564 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:51,823 LET'S SELL ANDY T PEOPLE OUT THERE. 565 00:34:51,889 --> 00:34:54,692 BEST THING ABOUT YOUR FRIEND? >> HE'S THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. 566 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:56,594 HE'S LOYAL. HE'S FUNNY. 567 00:34:56,661 --> 00:35:01,699 HE'S A GENUINELY GOOD PERSON. >> Stephen: OKAY, LET'S BE 568 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,234 HONEST. WHAT'S THE DOWN SIDE? 569 00:35:03,301 --> 00:35:05,036 >> DOWN SIDE? >> Stephen: WELL YOU HAVE TO 570 00:35:05,102 --> 00:35:07,238 BE HONEST HERE. >> HE WORKS CONSTANTLY. 571 00:35:07,305 --> 00:35:10,708 HE PRODUCED CONTENT AROUND THE CLOCK, AND IS EXHAUSTING TO BE 572 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,311 AROUND. >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT. 573 00:35:13,377 --> 00:35:16,180 ANDY, AN DIERKS LET'S GET ANDERSON OUT THERE. 574 00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:17,949 LET'S SELL SOME TICKETS TO ANDERSON COOPER. 575 00:35:18,015 --> 00:35:19,617 WHAT'S THE BEST PART? >> SILVER FOX. 576 00:35:19,684 --> 00:35:21,953 YOU GET LOST IN HIS BIG BLUE EYE S. 577 00:35:22,019 --> 00:35:23,754 >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO. >> SUPER SMART. 578 00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:26,924 >> Stephen: SUPER SMART. >> COME FROM THE VANDERBILT 579 00:35:26,991 --> 00:35:28,092 LINEAGE. A LOT OF BAGGAGE THERE. 580 00:35:28,159 --> 00:35:31,262 >> Stephen: A LOT OF BAGGAGE. >> PLUS AND MINUS. 581 00:35:31,329 --> 00:35:35,233 PLUS AND GLIENESS BUT ON THE PLUS, HE'S A QUICK DRUNK. 582 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:39,871 >> QUICK DRUNK, CHEAP DATE, BIG GIGGLER. 583 00:35:39,937 --> 00:35:42,106 >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO. GENTLEMEN, IT'S SO LOVELY TO SEE 584 00:35:42,173 --> 00:35:45,009 YOU AGAIN. HAVE A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR'S EVE. 585 00:35:45,076 --> 00:35:47,011 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Stephen: HAPPY NEW YEAR. 586 00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:50,481 HAPPY NEW YEAR. ( APPLAUSE ) 587 00:35:50,548 --> 00:35:54,919 ANDERSON. "NEW YEAR'S EVE LIVE WITH 588 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:57,455 ANDERSON COOPER AND ANDY COHEN" IS ON CNN DECEMBER 31st. 589 00:35:57,522 --> 00:35:58,589 ANDERSON AND ANDY EVERYBODY! 590 00:35:58,656 --> 00:35:59,991 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A SPECIAL PERFORMANCE BY LOUIS 591 00:36:00,057 --> 00:36:03,728 CATO AND THE LATE SHOW BAND. >> Stephen: AND NOW, PERFORMING 592 00:36:10,468 --> 00:36:13,170 STEVIE WONDER'S "SOMEDAY AT CHRISTMAS" WITH THE HARLEM 593 00:36:13,237 --> 00:36:15,172 GOSPEL CHOIR, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LOUIS CATO AND THE 594 00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:19,911 LATE SHOW BAND. 595 00:36:19,977 --> 00:36:34,859 ♪ ♪ ♪ 596 00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:35,860 ♪ ♪ ♪ 597 00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:40,064 >> ♪ SOMEDAY AT CHRISTMAS MEN WON'T BE BOYS 598 00:36:40,131 --> 00:36:44,835 ♪ PLAYING WITH BOMBS LIKE KIDS PLAY WITH TOYS 599 00:36:44,902 --> 00:36:51,342 ♪ ONE WARM DECEMBER OUR HEARTS WILL SEE 600 00:36:51,409 --> 00:36:57,782 ♪ A WORLD WHERE MEN ARE FREE SOMEDAY AT CHRISTMAS THERE'LL BE 601 00:36:57,848 --> 00:37:01,652 ♪ NO WARS WHEN WE HAVE LEARNED WHAT 602 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:09,427 ♪ CHRISTMAS IS FOR WHEN WE HAVE FOUND OUT WHAT 603 00:37:09,493 --> 00:37:17,668 ♪ LIFE'S REALLY WORTH THERE'LL BE PEACE ON EARTH 604 00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:22,440 ♪ SOMEDAY ALL OUR DREAMS WILL COME TO BE 605 00:37:22,506 --> 00:37:30,748 ♪ SOMEDAY IN A WORLD WHERE MEN ARE FREE 606 00:37:30,815 --> 00:37:33,985 ♪ MAYBE NOT IN TIME FOR YOU AND ME 607 00:37:34,051 --> 00:37:45,296 ♪ BUT SOMEDAY AT CHRISTMASTIME ♪ ♪ ♪ 608 00:37:45,363 --> 00:37:51,869 ♪ ♪ ♪ SOMEDAY AT CHRISTMAS 609 00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:59,243 ♪ WE'LL SEE A LAND WITH NO HUNGRY CHILDREN, 610 00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:01,579 ♪ NO EMPTY HAND ONE HAPPY MORNING 611 00:38:01,646 --> 00:38:09,420 ♪ PEOPLE WILL SHARE OUR WORLD WHERE PEOPLE CARE 612 00:38:09,487 --> 00:38:12,757 ♪ SOMEDAY AT CHRISTMAS THERE'LL BE NO TEARS 613 00:38:12,823 --> 00:38:17,662 ♪ WHEN ALL MEN ARE EQUAL AND NO MAN HAS FEARS 614 00:38:17,728 --> 00:38:23,300 ♪ ONE SHINNING MOMENT ONE PRAYER AWAY 615 00:38:23,367 --> 00:38:32,910 FROM OUR WORLD TODAY ♪ SOMEDAY ALL OUR DREAMS WILL 616 00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:35,980 COME TO BE ♪ SOMEDAY IN A WORLD WHERE 617 00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:44,689 MEN ARE FREE ♪ MAYBE NOT IN TIME FOR YOU AND 618 00:38:44,755 --> 00:38:55,399 ME BUT SOMEDAY AT CHRISTMASTIME 619 00:38:55,466 --> 00:39:04,642 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 620 00:39:04,709 --> 00:39:09,847 ♪ SOMEDAY AT CHRISTMAS MAN WILL NOT FAIL 621 00:39:09,914 --> 00:39:17,688 ♪ HATE WILL BE GONE AND LOVE WILL PREVAIL 622 00:39:17,755 --> 00:39:20,991 ♪ SOMEDAY A NEW WORLD THAT WE CAN START 623 00:39:21,058 --> 00:39:30,901 WITH HOPE IN EVERY HEART, ♪ SOME DAY ALL OUR DREAMS WILL 624 00:39:30,968 --> 00:39:35,372 COME TO BE ♪ SOMETIMES IN A WORLD WHERE MEN 625 00:39:35,439 --> 00:39:39,443 ARE FREE. ♪ MAYBE NOT IN TIME FOR YOU AND 626 00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:52,990 ME BUT SOMEDAY AT CHRISTMASTIME 627 00:39:53,057 --> 00:40:06,470 ♪ SOMEDAY AT CHRISTMASTIME ♪ 628 00:40:06,537 --> 00:40:20,151 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LATE SHOW BAND, EVERYBODY. 629 00:40:20,217 --> 00:40:25,022 MERRY CHRISTMAS! GOOD NIGHT! 630 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:27,091 ( APPLAUSE )