1 00:00:01,068 --> 00:00:03,269 Viewers like you make this program possible. 2 00:00:03,270 --> 00:00:05,339 Support your local PBS station. 3 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:46,347 Just put the gun down. 4 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,088 Just give it to me, Dexter. 5 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:56,724 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 6 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:14,641 {\an8}You're late. 7 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:15,909 {\an8}I know. 8 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:17,644 {\an8}Briefing started 10 minutes ago. 9 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:19,380 {\an8}- Hmm. - Did you find Dexter's file? 10 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:21,882 {\an8}That's it. 11 00:01:23,884 --> 00:01:25,218 {\an8}That's the little... 12 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:26,687 {\an8}Language. 13 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,321 {\an8}Toerag. 14 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:29,356 {\an8}Thank you. 15 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,893 {\an8}What did the doctor say? 16 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:37,163 {\an8}"No smoking." He said, "No smoking." 17 00:01:37,164 --> 00:01:38,165 {\an8}Thank you, Larry. 18 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:40,968 {\an8}I knew we'd had him in before. 19 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:43,703 {\an8}Starting when he was 10. 20 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:47,607 {\an8}Theft, assault. No last known address. 21 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:48,741 {\an8}No fixed abode. 22 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:50,478 {\an8}- Not for the most part. - Up. 23 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:52,880 {\an8}Sorry, Mrs Keating. 24 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:54,448 I'm working. 25 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:56,417 You said it was itchy. 26 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,285 Right here. 27 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,821 The farmer near Whittlesford. 28 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:03,424 Lived there with his aunt and uncle for a time. 29 00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:05,092 It's worth a try. 30 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:08,895 Right. You heard the boss. 31 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,397 - CONSTABLE 1: Sir. - CONSTABLE 2: Aye, sir. 32 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:12,433 I'm nipping home. 33 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,001 No ciggies. 34 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:21,375 Geordie. 35 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:23,310 I nearly died. 36 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:25,479 Give me this one thing. 37 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:46,000 Police! 38 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:47,634 - Up there. - Sir. 39 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:50,270 Dexter Sutton. Where is he? 40 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:52,739 Not here. Wash our hands of that boy. 41 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,541 Could have asked before you bashed my door in! 42 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:56,143 UNCLE: So what's he done now? 43 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:00,146 LARRY: This. 44 00:03:00,147 --> 00:03:02,416 - Nothing to do with us. - Barrister probably deserved it. 45 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,653 I wouldn't do that, son. 46 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:09,290 Unless you fancy losing your pearly whites. 47 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:11,558 He's not here, guv. 48 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:12,760 MAN: Like I said. 49 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,298 Tell Dexter we're coming for him. 50 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:20,467 He'll be quaking in his boots, I'm sure. 51 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,203 His name's Geordie, by the way. 52 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:25,739 The man he shot. 53 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,342 He has a wife and four kids. 54 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,712 Someone's paying for my door! 55 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,048 Can't do that for nothing. 56 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:45,459 GEORDIE: I had the dream again. 57 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:48,729 - That bloody dream. - Hmm. 58 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:51,332 Can't seem to shake it. 59 00:03:52,299 --> 00:03:53,767 You know why, don't you? 60 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:55,935 Please, enlighten me. 61 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:57,805 You're having a crisis of faith. 62 00:03:58,472 --> 00:03:59,772 Er... (SIGHS) 63 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:01,808 I don't know. I don't know if it's that exactly. 64 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:04,278 The angst, the self-recrimination. 65 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:07,413 Did you pray for me? 66 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,482 - No. - Well, there we go, then. 67 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:10,950 Well, there wasn't exactly time. 68 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:14,154 A vicar who's on good terms with God would have made time. 69 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,092 I prayed. 70 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:19,859 You never did. 71 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,161 Well, not prayed, exactly. 72 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:23,497 I just... 73 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:26,967 I hear the shot, 74 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:31,804 I'm lying there, thinking, "This is it." 75 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:34,308 These words are going round and round in my head. 76 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:38,511 Love the sinner. Hate the sin. 77 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:40,413 - Wow. - The three vicars 78 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:42,182 all trying to explain it to me. 79 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,119 And all I could think was, 80 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:47,920 "I still don't bloody get it." 81 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:51,290 - Well, it's simple. - Well, go on, then. 82 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,926 Whatever we do, we're all children of God. 83 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:56,663 We all deserve his forgiveness. 84 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:57,898 But you still punish the sin. 85 00:04:58,365 --> 00:04:59,432 Of course. 86 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:00,533 But if you punish the sin, 87 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:02,069 aren't you still punishing the sinner? 88 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,137 Well, yes, but... 89 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:06,305 So you're not loving the sinner, are you? 90 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,807 You're saying you love him 91 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,676 all while shoving a noose around his neck 92 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:10,743 and watching him swing. 93 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:11,978 It's a bit more complicated than that. 94 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,247 I thought you said it was simple. 95 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:15,916 Okay, so... 96 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:17,917 England lose at football. 97 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:20,720 - To who? - I don't know. Hungary. 98 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:22,489 - Home or away? - Does that matter? 99 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,391 - Home. - How much did we lose by? 100 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:29,262 One, nil. But you still love England, don't you? 101 00:05:29,263 --> 00:05:31,064 You still love them as a team. You still root for them. 102 00:05:31,065 --> 00:05:33,566 - No. Unforgivable. - Geordie, come on. 103 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:35,268 Losing a game that we invented 104 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:37,570 on home turf, to Hungary? 105 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:38,972 It was a metaphor. 106 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:41,709 Even so. 107 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:53,754 If an old heathen like me can have godly thoughts, 108 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:56,223 you can, too. 109 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:02,463 Earl grey? 110 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:04,798 You brought the tea service. 111 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:07,401 Of course she brought the tea service. 112 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:09,503 Leonard. 113 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:11,972 We have the thing. 114 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:15,475 About the situation? 115 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,277 Oh, yes, of course. The, erm... 116 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:19,579 The thing. 117 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:21,180 What thing? 118 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:23,784 More to the point, what situation? 119 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:25,585 It's nothing. 120 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:26,686 Nothing of note. 121 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:29,355 Nothing, really, at all. 122 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:31,425 What is the thing, Leonard? 123 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,660 - (GULPS) - She'll get it out of you. 124 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:35,963 You know she will. 125 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,932 Marcus wants to see us. 126 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,267 About Raymond. 127 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:43,770 Don't tell me you're doing what I think you're doing. 128 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:45,204 What do you think we're doing? 129 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:46,240 You know very well. 130 00:06:47,374 --> 00:06:48,908 I haven't got a clue. 131 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:52,079 Marcus has asked me to be Raymond's legal guardian. 132 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:56,784 So... So, you and... 133 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:00,086 Oh. 134 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,522 Have you ever heard of anything more ridiculous 135 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,291 in your entire God-given life? 136 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:07,059 I think it's rather marvellous. 137 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,162 Jack Chapman, you take that right back. 138 00:07:09,163 --> 00:07:10,830 It's better than the alternative. 139 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:13,599 There'll be a home. Raymond can go to a good home. 140 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,067 Not a family, though. 141 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,037 Two men isn't a family, Jack. 142 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,606 But it isn't just two men, is it? 143 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,042 I mean, it's two men 144 00:07:23,377 --> 00:07:25,812 and you and me, and Alfie. 145 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,280 And the Keatings. 146 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:30,783 It's the people in the village. Old Mrs Salter from next door. 147 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,985 Mrs Salter is a sour-faced trout. 148 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:35,321 Maybe not Mrs Salter then. 149 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:37,890 You can teach him to cook. 150 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:41,228 I'll teach him golf and mediaeval history 151 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:45,199 and how to make a perfect Old Fashioned. 152 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,001 Grandpa and grandmama. 153 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:52,338 Grandmama? No, thank you very much. 154 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:55,541 You have no idea how much I love you, Jack Chapman. 155 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:56,977 I have an inkling. 156 00:07:57,511 --> 00:08:00,147 Grampy Jack. 157 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:03,450 I like that. 158 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:07,221 I like that very much. 159 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:09,389 You off? 160 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:11,458 There's a thing. 161 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:13,793 About a situation. 162 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,696 And it will all end in disaster. 163 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,798 GEORDIE: Have you tried doing a round of the pubs? 164 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:21,267 Yeah. Dexter likes a bit of a drink by all accounts. 165 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:22,535 On it, boss. 166 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:24,137 Who brought that in here? 167 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:25,906 Don't look at me. 168 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:29,208 (LARRY SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PHONE) 169 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,210 ...we can try talking to the others. 170 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,279 CATHY: He's just had an operation, Alfie. 171 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,716 - He's his own worst enemy. - (CATHY SIGHS) 172 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,018 Cath. 173 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:39,886 Larry, naptime. 174 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,054 Love to the boys. 175 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,028 I tried to stop him. 176 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,163 He stabbed his aunt. 177 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:52,366 He wouldn't stop. 178 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:57,471 Alfie. 179 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:00,740 You'll find God again. 180 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:01,909 I know you will. 181 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:16,023 What was that for? 182 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,092 I'm sorry. 183 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,561 You have nothing to be sorry about. 184 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,897 Yes, I do. You know I do. 185 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,465 - Cathy. - No. 186 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:27,901 Just let me say it. 187 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:32,939 I was stupid. 188 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:36,009 Mr Switch made me feel appreciated. 189 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,879 I... I think that's what it was. 190 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,715 And glamorous. 191 00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:43,382 And nothing happened. 192 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:44,951 - Cathy. - I swear. 193 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,619 - Cathy. - It was just silly. 194 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:49,856 It was... It was a silly fantasy. 195 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:51,792 I hope you can forgive me. 196 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:54,660 You don't pull the whole wall down 197 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:56,830 when there's a crack in the plaster, do you? 198 00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:01,301 Someone very wise once told me that. 199 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,070 Who was that, then? 200 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:06,039 Well, the name escapes me now, 201 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,509 (SIGHS) but she's very beautiful. 202 00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:12,713 And glamorous. 203 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:14,815 And clever. 204 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,851 Cleverest person I've ever met. 205 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:20,487 Geordie? 206 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:22,756 What's wrong? 207 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,431 Oh, my God! 208 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:33,566 Alfie! 209 00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:34,633 Cathy? 210 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,970 Get help! Please, get a doctor. 211 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,173 ALFIE: We're here, Geordie. 212 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,445 You want me to pray for you? 213 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,447 Yeah. 214 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:51,818 Okay. 215 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,221 Go forth from this world 216 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,656 in the love of God, who created you... 217 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,892 Go forth from this world in the love of God 218 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,193 who created you. 219 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,864 In the mercy of Jesus Christ, who redeemed you. 220 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,869 - In the mercy of... - It was me. 221 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,507 Your dream. 222 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,244 It was me. 223 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,449 Geordie. 224 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,785 - Geordie. - Geordie? 225 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,318 Hey, Geordie! 226 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,054 Geordie! We need some help in here, please. 227 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,655 Out of the way, please. Quickly. 228 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:30,857 NURSE: Please step aside. 229 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:37,396 In the mercy of Jesus Christ, who redeemed you. 230 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:40,233 In the power of the Holy Spirit, who strengthens you. 231 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,137 May you dwell this day in peace. 232 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,473 (WHIMPERS) 233 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,270 ALFIE: I saw God once. 234 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,507 I was 10 or thereabouts. 235 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:24,210 Reverend Potts sat me down 236 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,712 and told me I had a new family. 237 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,082 I was going to a new home. 238 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,920 They'd always wanted a son, this couple, 239 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:38,224 and even though they were white, they thought they could make me 240 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,793 into the boy they'd always wanted. 241 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,797 But from that very first night, I could tell. 242 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,168 They knew they'd made a terrible mistake. 243 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,104 They didn't want me. 244 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,008 Knowing that, 245 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,210 seeing that, 246 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,148 well, it broke me a little bit. 247 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,417 And so I did something really stupid. I, er... 248 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,156 I took a necklace that was hers. I stole it. 249 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,958 Put it under my pillow. 250 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,395 Because if they were going to get rid of me, 251 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,732 I wanted to make damn sure they had a good reason. 252 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:23,970 And it worked. 253 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:27,841 They brought me back to the home. 254 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,478 No one ever told me why, but I knew. 255 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,880 I wasn't good enough, Geordie. 256 00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:36,416 Not good enough to have a family. 257 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,485 Not good enough to be loved. 258 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:44,291 I knew from that moment on, I'd always be alone. 259 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:50,297 And that's when it happened. 260 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,301 I saw this... 261 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,304 This light. This... 262 00:13:58,605 --> 00:13:59,806 This beautiful 263 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,809 white light all around me. 264 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,547 You know, it was warm 265 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:10,917 and gentle, 266 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,221 and all that pain, 267 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:18,124 all that loneliness and the anger, it just... 268 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,494 It went. 269 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:23,496 Just left me. 270 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:27,834 He spoke to me. 271 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,006 It doesn't matter now what he said, 272 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,842 but the upshot is, 273 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,080 now I'm not seeing him anymore. 274 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,252 I'm not seeing the light. 275 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,295 Please don't leave me, Geordie. 276 00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,233 Please don't leave me. 277 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,070 I can't lose you, too. 278 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,180 (DOOR OPENS) 279 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:27,961 Mum? 280 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,364 Oh, Esme. 281 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:41,473 "I, Marcus Hayes..." That's him, not me. 282 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:44,143 Yes. We know. 283 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,845 "...being the lawful parent of Raymond Hayes, 284 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,415 "do hereby appoint Daniel Marlowe 285 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,116 "to be guardian of said child, 286 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,819 "and vest in him all such power, 287 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,121 "duties and responsibilities 288 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,892 "as are vested in a guardian under the law. 289 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,227 "Et cetera, et cetera." 290 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,131 I don't know what to say. 291 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,335 Don't say anything. Just sign it. 292 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,208 Wait, wait. 293 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:19,845 So, if Daniel signs this... 294 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,481 Congratulations. It's a boy. 295 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,751 Just like that. Just... 296 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,255 We are with child. 297 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,891 Not until he's carked it, of course. 298 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,228 No offence. 299 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,030 None taken. 300 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:44,304 Could you just... Do you mind if we just... (GRUNTS) 301 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:51,745 Deep breaths. 302 00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:01,887 This all feels very sudden, don't you think? 303 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,390 Mary was visited by the angel Gabriel. 304 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,026 That was all a bit sudden, but, er, she didn't mind. 305 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,961 Jesus was a baby. 306 00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:13,767 Raymond is a little person with thoughts and opinions. 307 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,369 What if he doesn't know about the birds and the bees? 308 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,671 I can't tell him. I barely know myself. 309 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:20,873 This is... 310 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:21,974 Impossible. 311 00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:24,143 I'm a homosexual, Daniel. 312 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,577 I hope so. 313 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,613 Or I've wasted an awful lot of time. 314 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:28,914 And a criminal at that. 315 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,116 Every criminal deserves a second chance. 316 00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:34,286 - Oh, nonsense. - You were the one who said that. 317 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:37,090 You built a whole business around it. 318 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:39,993 You and me 319 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:42,862 with a child. 320 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:48,167 It seems so very unlikely. 321 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,003 Says the man who believes in miracles. 322 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:55,208 When I came here, I had no one, I had nothing. 323 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,409 I liked books more than people. 324 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:01,613 I was terrified of people, to be honest. 325 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,017 But then I found a family, and love, 326 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:06,152 and you. 327 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,056 Perhaps that's enough. 328 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:13,059 You had no one. I had no one. 329 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,529 Soon Raymond will have no one. 330 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:19,933 We were all alone. 331 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,368 We all found each other, Leonard. 332 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:27,874 It's... 333 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,276 It's rather wonderful, really. 334 00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,980 And the birds and the bees. 335 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,449 I know the basics. 336 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,061 Shall we? 337 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,281 He's done it again, Alfie. 338 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,117 Dexter. 339 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,833 UNCLE: I told him not to be stupid. 340 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,736 I told him to calm down, 341 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:33,039 but he won't listen. He never listens. 342 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,075 He's gonna keep hurting people. 343 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,478 He's not gonna stop. 344 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,513 You have to stop him. 345 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,166 It's funny, isn't it? 346 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,971 I've spent so long trying to prove myself, 347 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,074 show Geordie I've got what it takes. 348 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,112 I hardly know what to do with myself. 349 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:16,816 Yes, you do, Larry. 350 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:23,756 Do you think he's proud of me? 351 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,861 Of course he is. 352 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:31,965 He never said. 353 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:36,970 Geordie taught you everything. 354 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,307 You know exactly what to do. 355 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,981 Move that lot back. This is a crime scene, 356 00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:50,283 - not a bleeding circus. - Sarge. 357 00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,523 Where would Dexter go, Mr Browning? 358 00:20:58,524 --> 00:20:59,825 I don't know. 359 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,793 He's not mine. He's my sister's. 360 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,662 Would he go to her, do you think? 361 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,064 She's dead. Years back. 362 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,100 What exactly happened, Mr Browning? 363 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:11,069 He turns up, three sheets to the wind. 364 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,739 He's got a temper on him at the best of times, 365 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:16,675 but he was... His eyes. 366 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,176 I'd never seen him so cold. 367 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:21,213 It was like he had the devil in him. 368 00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:23,483 He crowed about it, you know. 369 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,017 About your wife. 370 00:21:25,018 --> 00:21:27,686 About the copper. Made a joke of it. 371 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,622 Said he had half a mind to go down there 372 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:34,293 to the hospital, finish what he started. 373 00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:41,234 Wake up, my love. 374 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:44,504 Please wake up. 375 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,975 We've got to get old together, 376 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:51,411 you and me, 377 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,515 walking along the meadow, arm in arm, 378 00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:59,519 kids driving us to distraction. 379 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:04,556 You, sneaking a little kiss 380 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:06,059 when you think no one's watching. 381 00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:13,266 I don't... I don't work without you, Geordie. 382 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:17,236 None of us work without you. 383 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,150 What will I do without him? 384 00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:33,019 You'll cope. 385 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:35,955 That's what we do, isn't it? 386 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,092 Sometimes 387 00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:42,161 I felt lonely, 388 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:47,100 you know, even with him by my side. 389 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,204 (SOBBING) But I had no idea 390 00:22:55,441 --> 00:22:57,243 how lucky I was 391 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,314 to have someone 392 00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:03,783 all of my own 393 00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:08,421 to love and be loved. 394 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,293 When was the last time you ate? 395 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,228 Oh, I couldn't. 396 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:17,930 You have to keep your strength up. 397 00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:22,801 There's a pub across the road. Sherry? 398 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:24,036 It's fortifying. 399 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:27,038 Ten minutes. That's all. 400 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:29,307 I think we can get suitably fortified 401 00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:30,309 in 10 minutes. 402 00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:57,036 - (WOMAN SCREAMS) - MAN: Bloody idiot! 403 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:20,927 LARRY: Police! Move! 404 00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:25,965 Move! 405 00:24:29,202 --> 00:24:31,838 I'll do it! I'll kill you, too! 406 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,006 Move! 407 00:24:37,410 --> 00:24:38,544 ALFIE: Dexter, stop! 408 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:43,516 Larry. 409 00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:46,953 (GRUNTS) 410 00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:53,092 (GROANS) 411 00:24:58,431 --> 00:25:00,065 ALFIE: Larry. 412 00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:02,068 - Larry! Larry! - I got him. 413 00:25:06,239 --> 00:25:07,306 I think I got him. 414 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:54,453 Thing is, Raymond, I think God 415 00:25:55,288 --> 00:25:57,223 is calling me to come up to heaven. 416 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,328 Can you tell him you're not ready? 417 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:07,833 You don't keep God waiting if you can help it, do you? 418 00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:10,202 I don't want you to go. 419 00:26:11,837 --> 00:26:13,005 I know. 420 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,943 I don't want to be on my own. 421 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,844 We don't want that either. 422 00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:23,449 So how about you come and live with us, Raymond? 423 00:26:25,217 --> 00:26:27,887 We'd make the spare room up with cars... 424 00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:31,122 - (DOOR OPENS) - ...and trains and whatnot. 425 00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:32,792 - (DOOR CLOSES) - Oh, Lord. 426 00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:35,861 I've had some thoughts. 427 00:26:36,529 --> 00:26:37,595 And a few sherries. 428 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:38,998 Now is not the time. 429 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,902 I was on my own for a long time, 430 00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:46,005 and I was terribly, terribly lonely. 431 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:48,841 There's nothing worse than loneliness. 432 00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:53,578 So when the time comes, 433 00:26:53,579 --> 00:26:57,515 we want you to know that we're waiting, Raymond, 434 00:26:57,516 --> 00:27:00,453 and we'd be ever so pleased to be your family. 435 00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:09,462 I know this is an awful lot to take in. 436 00:27:10,896 --> 00:27:15,567 You must have an awful lot of questions about, 437 00:27:15,568 --> 00:27:18,136 well, an awful lot of things. 438 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:19,805 Do you have any questions? 439 00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:23,608 Can we get a dog? 440 00:27:23,609 --> 00:27:25,176 - Yes. - No. 441 00:27:25,177 --> 00:27:27,112 We don't know the first thing about dogs, Leonard. 442 00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:29,849 - We cannot get a dog. - We will absolutely get a dog. 443 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,181 I don't see it. 444 00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:06,552 I don't see the lights. 445 00:28:11,724 --> 00:28:13,492 I don't think I ever did. Not really. 446 00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:20,065 I was just trying to find meaning 447 00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:21,233 where there was none. 448 00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:25,538 You were never with me. 449 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:30,910 I was always alone. 450 00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:58,604 I think I'm dying. 451 00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,259 You hear me, you bastard? 452 00:29:20,826 --> 00:29:21,994 I need help! 453 00:29:24,697 --> 00:29:25,931 I need help! 454 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:50,990 He ain't here. I'm telling you, he ain't here. 455 00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:00,798 He do this? 456 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,902 UNCLE: Always was a bit touched. 457 00:30:04,170 --> 00:30:07,338 I've done my best by him. We both did. 458 00:30:07,339 --> 00:30:10,276 Jesus himself would have turned his back on the boy. 459 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,321 He left the gun. 460 00:30:26,192 --> 00:30:27,193 What is that? 461 00:30:28,861 --> 00:30:30,062 A prayer of some sort. 462 00:30:32,565 --> 00:30:33,566 I thought you had a duty. 463 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,734 He was my friend. 464 00:30:36,735 --> 00:30:38,103 He was a copper. 465 00:30:39,672 --> 00:30:41,206 He was doing his job. 466 00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:42,274 Still a copper. 467 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:46,178 He had kids, for God's sake. 468 00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:49,080 I'd do it again, you know. 469 00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:51,483 Get that smug bastard right in his face this time. 470 00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,853 Boom. (LAUGHS) 471 00:30:55,487 --> 00:30:56,888 You don't give a damn. 472 00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:58,223 Yeah, why should I? 473 00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,825 No one gave a damn about me! 474 00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:04,597 Rotten, stinking world full of rotten, stinking people. 475 00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:08,167 There's no miracles. No God. 476 00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:12,238 We're born alone. We die alone. 477 00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:15,207 Like that copper of yours. 478 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,361 Dad? 479 00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:41,934 Esme. 480 00:31:47,206 --> 00:31:48,473 (DOOR OPENS) 481 00:31:48,474 --> 00:31:49,707 - ESME: Mum? - What? 482 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,577 - What? What is it? - Quickly. Come on. 483 00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:57,516 Cathy. 484 00:31:59,752 --> 00:32:00,919 Cathy. 485 00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:02,588 You came back. 486 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:06,025 You came back to me. 487 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:09,261 Cathy. 488 00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:14,499 You're just gonna leave me here? 489 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:15,534 Is that what you're gonna do? 490 00:32:16,869 --> 00:32:18,070 Why did you come here? 491 00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:21,407 What do you want from me? 492 00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:27,046 Is it forgiveness? 493 00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:28,881 Hmm? 494 00:32:30,683 --> 00:32:31,850 Is that it? 495 00:32:32,518 --> 00:32:34,086 Well, you have to, don't you? 496 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,322 You have to forgive me. 497 00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:38,824 And then what? 498 00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:41,226 You're absolved? 499 00:32:42,761 --> 00:32:43,996 While the rest of us... 500 00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:49,168 You... You took a life. 501 00:32:52,438 --> 00:32:54,472 And you ripped my heart out in the process. 502 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:57,509 (CHUCKLES) You're as bad as the rest of them. 503 00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:05,117 I... 504 00:33:07,586 --> 00:33:09,488 I kept having this dream. 505 00:33:11,757 --> 00:33:12,991 About praying. 506 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:15,327 Yeah. 507 00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:20,499 Well, I thought it might be the start of something. 508 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,469 Like lights, like, er... 509 00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:25,871 goodness. 510 00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:30,275 But it wasn't the start of something. 511 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:35,614 It was the end of it. 512 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:40,185 Of all of it. 513 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:43,522 Of everything. 514 00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:51,930 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 515 00:33:58,971 --> 00:34:00,139 Boss, it's me. 516 00:34:02,775 --> 00:34:04,309 I'll go and get you some water, my love. 517 00:34:09,681 --> 00:34:11,183 You had me going a while there. 518 00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:14,019 - Dexter. - I'm sorry. 519 00:34:14,653 --> 00:34:16,822 - Dexter. - We'll find him. 520 00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:18,524 Don't worry. 521 00:34:19,792 --> 00:34:21,360 I'm so sorry. 522 00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:23,395 Where's Alfie? 523 00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:25,464 He went home. 524 00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:29,000 I hope you can forgive me. 525 00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:31,470 And if you can't, God will, won't he? 526 00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:34,239 That vicar. 527 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:36,542 He will, won't he? 528 00:34:38,343 --> 00:34:41,346 What are you doing? Lie down. You're gonna hurt yourself. 529 00:34:42,881 --> 00:34:44,049 He was sorry. 530 00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:46,919 The boy was sorry. 531 00:34:47,886 --> 00:34:49,353 ALIFE: Go forth from this world 532 00:34:49,354 --> 00:34:51,223 in the love of God, who created you. 533 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:55,060 In the mercy of Jesus Christ who redeemed you. 534 00:34:57,629 --> 00:35:00,933 In the power of the Holy Spirit who strengthens you. 535 00:35:05,671 --> 00:35:06,972 Please don't let me die. 536 00:35:15,647 --> 00:35:17,282 May you dwell this day in peace. 537 00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:20,319 (DOOR OPENS) 538 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,125 Alfie. 539 00:35:29,194 --> 00:35:30,195 Geordie. 540 00:35:39,071 --> 00:35:40,072 Mmm. 541 00:35:44,610 --> 00:35:46,011 - (GROANS) - Geordie. 542 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:51,083 Just let me tell you a story, Alfie. 543 00:35:53,986 --> 00:35:55,888 There was a boy who nobody wanted. 544 00:35:57,356 --> 00:35:59,291 He was passed from pillar to post. 545 00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:02,094 He was all alone in this world. 546 00:36:02,528 --> 00:36:03,929 No one loved him. 547 00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:05,831 No one cared. 548 00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:08,433 So he lashed out. 549 00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:11,336 He stole to get attention. 550 00:36:13,138 --> 00:36:16,007 Yeah, made himself mean and hard 551 00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:18,776 because if no one was going to love him, 552 00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:21,179 he'd sure as hell give them a reason not to. 553 00:36:25,150 --> 00:36:26,717 Sounds familiar, doesn't it? 554 00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:27,886 (DEXTER GROANS) 555 00:36:29,221 --> 00:36:31,355 GEORDIE: Everything but the cardboard box 556 00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:32,457 on the doorstep. 557 00:36:35,961 --> 00:36:37,929 I'd spent my whole working life 558 00:36:37,930 --> 00:36:40,198 trying to right people by punishing them. 559 00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:42,266 {\an8}Just clap them in handcuffs 560 00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:45,570 {\an8}the minute they walk over whatever terrible cliff 561 00:36:45,571 --> 00:36:46,905 {\an8}they've made of their lives. 562 00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:50,542 {\an8}But then I met Sydney. 563 00:36:52,578 --> 00:36:53,579 {\an8}And Will. 564 00:36:56,448 --> 00:36:57,482 {\an8}And you. 565 00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:00,218 {\an8}And I started to realise, 566 00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:05,924 {\an8}all of us walk off a cliff at some point in our lives. 567 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:08,460 {\an8}All of us fall. 568 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:14,366 {\an8}It's how we pick people up afterwards. 569 00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:16,568 {\an8}That's what matters. 570 00:37:19,605 --> 00:37:21,940 {\an8}How we help them to stand back up. 571 00:37:26,511 --> 00:37:28,113 Love the sinner. Hate the sin. 572 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,885 What was it God said to you? 573 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:35,887 When you saw him. 574 00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:40,092 "Even when I feel furthest from you, 575 00:37:41,693 --> 00:37:42,861 "I am near." 576 00:37:49,968 --> 00:37:51,136 How about that? 577 00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:54,006 Kept it under his pillow. 578 00:38:09,888 --> 00:38:11,056 I'm sorry. 579 00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:14,458 I am sorry. 580 00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:15,460 Forgive me. 581 00:38:17,062 --> 00:38:19,031 Please forgive me. 582 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:24,136 Please forgive me. 583 00:38:31,009 --> 00:38:32,977 (SIREN WAILING) 584 00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:34,212 Help is on its way. 585 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:16,321 - It's overdue as is... - Let me stop you there. 586 00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:18,856 Why? 587 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,491 I have a feeling I know what you're going to say. 588 00:39:20,492 --> 00:39:21,560 I don't think you do. 589 00:39:22,494 --> 00:39:25,629 You're going to say, "This is long overdue, 590 00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:26,932 "as is this apology." 591 00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:29,634 (CHUCKLES) 592 00:39:30,836 --> 00:39:32,938 Yeah. I thought it would be charming. 593 00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:35,172 Hmm. 594 00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:36,942 Come on, it's a little bit charming. 595 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,280 A shilling. 596 00:39:43,281 --> 00:39:44,983 You owe me a shilling for the fine. 597 00:39:51,857 --> 00:39:54,626 What exactly are you apologising for, anyway? 598 00:39:56,461 --> 00:39:58,095 All of it. 599 00:39:58,096 --> 00:40:00,030 - For being... - Self-absorbed, 600 00:40:00,031 --> 00:40:03,167 hot and cold, troubled, unavailable. 601 00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:05,137 I'm not self-absorbed, am I? 602 00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:08,306 Oh, God, am I self-absorbed? 603 00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:12,076 And after the apology, what happens next? 604 00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:14,946 I'd casually ask you for a drink. 605 00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:17,114 Go on, then. 606 00:40:17,115 --> 00:40:18,215 Now? 607 00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:19,451 Well, you're here, aren't you? 608 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:22,888 (CLEARS THROAT) 609 00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:25,957 Hey, Meg. 610 00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:28,527 Yes, Alfie. 611 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,595 I don't suppose you fancy a drink. 612 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:34,132 Mmm. Very casual. 613 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,268 And after that? 614 00:40:37,269 --> 00:40:39,538 Well, I was thinking along the lines of, 615 00:40:40,405 --> 00:40:43,975 I don't know, marriage and babies. 616 00:40:46,244 --> 00:40:48,647 I meant what, after the drink? 617 00:40:52,384 --> 00:40:54,219 - Dancing. - Hmm. 618 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:56,655 - I like dancing. - Mmm-hmm. 619 00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:00,292 Tomorrow then. 620 00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:03,461 You still owe me a shilling. 621 00:41:13,572 --> 00:41:15,106 (CHURCH BELL TOLLS) 622 00:41:16,241 --> 00:41:18,410 Tomorrow, and I'll pick you up. 623 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:20,879 You're forgiven, by the way. 624 00:41:32,090 --> 00:41:33,925 Marriage and babies, you say? 625 00:41:35,427 --> 00:41:37,294 Imagine the look on your dad's face. 626 00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:38,864 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 627 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,682 You know who I blame? Sidney Beckett. 628 00:41:58,416 --> 00:41:59,316 Who? 629 00:41:59,317 --> 00:42:01,785 Used to be my vicars were on time, 630 00:42:01,786 --> 00:42:04,521 punctual, not dilly dallying with girls. 631 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,790 Then they got into jazz and motor vehicles, 632 00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:08,460 and it all went swiftly downhill. 633 00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:12,030 We're not dilly dallying, by the way. 634 00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:14,532 I think I'm going to marry her. 635 00:42:17,002 --> 00:42:18,369 Straighten your hair. 636 00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:20,372 You look like you've been run through a hedge backwards. 637 00:42:51,703 --> 00:42:53,571 Welcome. Please. 638 00:43:01,379 --> 00:43:03,081 Will the godparents step forward? 639 00:43:05,350 --> 00:43:06,351 Are you crying? 640 00:43:07,385 --> 00:43:08,519 It's dust. 641 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,455 You've been a big old softie this whole time. 642 00:43:11,456 --> 00:43:14,124 Does thou, in the name of this child, 643 00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:16,127 renounce the devil and all his works? 644 00:43:17,062 --> 00:43:18,929 BOTH: I renounce them all. 645 00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:22,166 Does thou believe in God, the Father Almighty, 646 00:43:22,167 --> 00:43:24,601 - maker of Heaven and Earth? - (DOOR OPENS) 647 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,204 Sorry. Sorry. 648 00:43:27,038 --> 00:43:28,605 DANIEL: He was doing his hair. 649 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:30,607 Excuse me for wanting to look nice. 650 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:31,942 I think you look lovely. 651 00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:33,111 Thank you, Raymond. 652 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:37,315 Sorry. As you were. 653 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:45,055 Does thou believe in God, the Father Almighty, 654 00:43:45,056 --> 00:43:47,591 maker of Heaven and Earth? 655 00:43:47,592 --> 00:43:52,297 Daisy, I baptise thee in the name of the Father 656 00:43:53,765 --> 00:43:55,000 and the Son 657 00:43:55,834 --> 00:43:57,035 and the Holy Ghost. 658 00:43:59,404 --> 00:44:00,405 Amen. 659 00:44:01,506 --> 00:44:02,507 ALL: Amen. 660 00:44:06,478 --> 00:44:07,645 Sometimes we may wonder, 661 00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:11,316 "Where is God?" 662 00:44:13,018 --> 00:44:15,853 Even Jesus thought he had been forsaken. 663 00:44:15,854 --> 00:44:19,524 But through Christ, God is always with us. 664 00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:23,895 He speaks to us through the shapes of our lives. 665 00:44:25,964 --> 00:44:29,167 He speaks to us in the celebrations 666 00:44:30,468 --> 00:44:31,903 and the silences. 667 00:44:34,572 --> 00:44:37,342 Through beginnings and endings. 668 00:44:41,813 --> 00:44:43,014 Through meetings 669 00:44:46,851 --> 00:44:48,019 and partings. 670 00:44:56,661 --> 00:44:57,662 In the sunset 671 00:44:59,664 --> 00:45:00,932 and the sunrise. 672 00:45:24,522 --> 00:45:26,024 God is in the big sorrows. 673 00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:33,398 And he's there in the little joys. 674 00:45:38,503 --> 00:45:43,141 He's in the path of our lives through every twist and turn. 675 00:45:52,517 --> 00:45:54,385 Sometimes we may worry 676 00:45:55,220 --> 00:45:57,188 that we're going in the wrong direction 677 00:45:59,591 --> 00:46:00,592 to an edge 678 00:46:01,926 --> 00:46:03,094 we'll fall from. 679 00:46:05,964 --> 00:46:07,332 But if we do fall, 680 00:46:10,235 --> 00:46:12,070 God will be there to catch us. 681 00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:17,040 Let us all promise to be there for Daisy 682 00:46:17,041 --> 00:46:18,977 as she navigates the path of her life. 683 00:46:20,812 --> 00:46:23,214 Let us be with her every step of the way, 684 00:46:24,082 --> 00:46:25,316 as Christ will be 685 00:46:26,518 --> 00:46:29,487 through faith, hope, 686 00:46:31,256 --> 00:46:32,257 and love. 687 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,462 But the greatest of these is love. 688 00:46:38,663 --> 00:46:41,665 - (DOG WHIMPERS) - What the... 689 00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:43,800 - Dickens. - Melbourne. 690 00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:45,903 LEONARD: Dostoevsky! 691 00:46:45,904 --> 00:46:47,838 - (CATHY CHUCKLING) What? - Dostoevsky. 692 00:46:47,839 --> 00:46:49,339 Mmm. Leonard's idea. 693 00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:51,608 - I would never have guessed. - (CHUCKLES) 694 00:46:51,609 --> 00:46:53,110 Love all of God's creations, 695 00:46:53,111 --> 00:46:55,879 both the whole and every grain of sand. 696 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,247 We prefer Dusty. 697 00:46:57,248 --> 00:46:59,216 - We really do. - (CHUCKLES) 698 00:46:59,217 --> 00:47:00,451 (DOG BARKS) 699 00:47:03,454 --> 00:47:04,522 Grampy Jack? 700 00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:07,391 Yes, Ray Ray. 701 00:47:07,392 --> 00:47:09,660 There's a rope swing over there. Would you push me? 702 00:47:09,661 --> 00:47:10,861 Absolutely. 703 00:47:10,862 --> 00:47:12,829 Absolutely not. 704 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:15,098 Those things are dangerous. They break. 705 00:47:15,099 --> 00:47:17,401 Only bad things happen on rope swings. 706 00:47:17,402 --> 00:47:18,503 (DOG BARKING) 707 00:47:19,904 --> 00:47:21,371 JACK: Hang on. 708 00:47:21,372 --> 00:47:23,308 What is that? 709 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:26,076 You're gonna spoil him rotten. 710 00:47:26,077 --> 00:47:27,912 I do hope so. 711 00:47:29,447 --> 00:47:30,480 Who's for tea? 712 00:47:30,481 --> 00:47:31,882 - Mmm. - Mmm. 713 00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:32,950 Who's for sherry? 714 00:47:32,951 --> 00:47:35,220 - Yes. - (CATHY LAUGHS) 715 00:47:36,554 --> 00:47:37,922 Good boy, Dusty. 716 00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:43,361 Don't go overexerting yourself, Geordie Keating. 717 00:47:44,362 --> 00:47:46,030 I'm watching you. 718 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:51,336 So, how's Meg? 719 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:52,936 Good. 720 00:47:52,937 --> 00:47:54,138 Are you seeing her again? 721 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:56,541 Maybe. 722 00:47:59,077 --> 00:48:01,011 - There was a kiss, wasn't there? - Maybe. 723 00:48:01,012 --> 00:48:03,780 - You sly old dog. - (CHUCKLES) 724 00:48:03,781 --> 00:48:06,550 - Did you try my line? - No, I did not try your line. 725 00:48:06,551 --> 00:48:09,019 - It's a good line. - It's a terrible line, Geordie. 726 00:48:09,020 --> 00:48:10,388 It's all in the way you say it. 727 00:48:12,690 --> 00:48:13,691 Go on. 728 00:48:14,859 --> 00:48:15,926 Hang on. 729 00:48:15,927 --> 00:48:18,463 Just let me get myself in the mood. Hmm? 730 00:48:20,999 --> 00:48:22,332 Are we in a library, 731 00:48:22,333 --> 00:48:24,401 because I can't stop checking you out. 732 00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:25,403 Awful. 733 00:48:26,871 --> 00:48:28,172 - It's better than yours. - (CHUCKLES) 734 00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:30,241 The whole apology thing. 735 00:48:31,075 --> 00:48:32,443 ALFIE: Well, it worked, didn't it? 736 00:48:33,044 --> 00:48:34,212 GEORDIE: We'll see. 737 00:48:36,047 --> 00:48:37,215 Did you hear? 738 00:48:38,816 --> 00:48:40,350 What? 739 00:48:40,351 --> 00:48:42,320 Skeleton's gone missing from Peter House. 740 00:48:44,822 --> 00:48:46,123 You're retired, Geordie. 741 00:48:46,124 --> 00:48:47,424 I know I'm retired. 742 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:48,859 You chose to retire. 743 00:48:48,860 --> 00:48:50,961 And I am enjoying every minute. 744 00:48:50,962 --> 00:48:53,397 What, full pension, snooze in the afternoon. 745 00:48:53,398 --> 00:48:54,531 ALFIE: Mmm. 746 00:48:54,532 --> 00:48:55,700 Not a care in the world. 747 00:48:58,970 --> 00:49:00,437 It's a dinosaur, the skeleton. 748 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:02,205 There we go. 749 00:49:02,206 --> 00:49:03,975 Police have stopped looking into it. 750 00:49:05,777 --> 00:49:06,843 Have they, now? 751 00:49:06,844 --> 00:49:08,345 Mmm. Not worth the time, apparently. 752 00:49:08,346 --> 00:49:10,248 Hmm. Well, they have a lot on their plate. 753 00:49:11,249 --> 00:49:13,951 - You know, maybe we could... - We could what? 754 00:49:15,753 --> 00:49:17,622 Just discuss it over a few pints. 755 00:49:21,559 --> 00:49:22,660 For old time's sake. 756 00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:25,463 What do you reckon? 757 00:49:27,432 --> 00:49:28,433 You're buying. 758 00:49:30,535 --> 00:49:32,336 Backgammon? 759 00:49:32,337 --> 00:49:34,705 Since when have we ever played backgammon? 760 00:49:34,706 --> 00:49:35,973 It's the game, Alfie. 761 00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:38,142 It's the game.