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What a year it's been,
North Jackson.

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Lots of ups and downs,
but we've all made it.

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Those of you who screwed up,
I'll see you in summer school.

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To the rest of you,
see you next year

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and have
a wonderful summer.

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But, before you're dismissed,
I want to give a shout out
to a special kid.

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(on TV)
Robin Shandrell.
You did good this year.

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He's been through a lot,
but he's muscled through

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and managed
to make straight "A's"
this last six weeks.

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Real proud of you, bud.
If you see him around today,

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give Robin Shandrell
a big round of applause.
He's earned it.

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You've made
a big impact on me,

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and I hope I've done
the same for you.
(applauding)

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This is your interim
acting principal,

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Neal Gamby, signing off.

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Have a great summer, Tigers!

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To the end.

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♪ ♪
(birds chirping)

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All: Cheese!
(camera clicks)

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Oh, wonderful! Wonderful!
That's the one! That's it!

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(laughing)
(girls chattering)

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Woo.

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Belinda Brown.
I brought something for you.

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Okay, Jesus.
Oh Lord Jesus.

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This is your pump.

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You've got to be
fucking kidding me.
Uh...

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I'm-- I'm really loving
your new digs, B.

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You work
in the private sector
now, huh?

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You're goddamn right,
but I don't need bitch-asses
like you fucking up my campus.

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I'm calling security.
Please don't. Don't.

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I don't mean any harm.
I swear, I'm just here
to apologize.

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Bullshit.
You shot Gamby down,

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and now you've come
for me too. Is that it?

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I didn't shoot him,
Belinda.

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I know why
he thinks it's me.

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It makes sense.
I have a record
of fucking people over,

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and I'm sorry.

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But I've paid the price
for it, Belinda.

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Why are you telling me
like I care?

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I just need somebody
to help clear my name.

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I have no other option.

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All I have is my word,

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and you know that
that doesn't mean shit.

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(laughing)

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Look at your sorry ass.

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Get off my campus,
and be glad I didn't punch you
in your motherfucking face.

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Good morning,
sweet baby.

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♪ ♪
(phone camera clicks)

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Nash:
And just like that...

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they're gone!

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Both: Woo-hoo!
(cheering, applause)

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Congratulations,
everyone!
Amanda: Woo-hoo-hoo!

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Happy summer!
Happy summer!

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(Neal laughs)
So, what's this mean, Gamby?

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You gonna be
the man next year?
You gonna run this school?

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Well, Superintendent Haas did
get your recommendations,

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and I told him I was
more than willing to stand in,

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but they haven't made
their choice just yet.

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Hey, look at him.
Just think, we don't have
to sit through

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one more Russell speech
ever again.
Mm-hmm.

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Whoo.
Or those awful jokes
he would tell

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and then he would laugh
at his own punchlines.

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You know, I heard
he was planning on wearing
a Korean robe to graduation.

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(whispers) No.
Oh, did you
hear that, Amanda?

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That's what you heard?
Yup.

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Sounds made up to me.
(laughs)

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Sounds to me
like you're showing off
for your big-dick boyfriend.

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Right, guys?
Come on, Jen,
don't be like this.

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Why don't you guys just go
straight to your house

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and just talk about,
ooh, this so-called "robe."

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Fine. We'll talk
about Lee Russell
and his made-up robe.

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Yeah. Talk about
Lee Russell all night.

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Fucking laugh and whisper
till the sun comes up.

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We'll just talk about...
Both: Lee Russell.

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Yeah, talk about--
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee.

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Okay, guys!
Can we please stop talking
about fuckin' Lee Russell!

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Please, enjoy
the meal, everyone.

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Happy summer
to everyone.

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(mutters)
God! You fuck!

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♪ ♪

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Damn! Somebody eat
all the fucking mac and cheese?

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That shit goes first, man.

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(scoffs)

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You sad as fuck
that Mr. Russell is gone.

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Y'all have feelings
for each other.

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It's got to go
somewhere, right?

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(snorts)
I'm getting more crab.

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That crab ain't gonna
help you feel better.

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Hey, Ms. Swift.
Hey.

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Mr. Gamby, there's--
there's a man here
to see you.

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He says
he's with a tiger.

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A fucking tiger?
God damn it, Swift.

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Every time you come around,
something annoying happens.

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My best bet's
gonna be in here,

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keeping the animal
in an area

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that can be isolated
and controlled

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in the unlikely event that
the creature's set loose.
(chuckles)

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Now, I have no fucking idea
how something like that would
ever fucking happen,

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but I gotta dot my "I's."
(chuckles) Okay, well,
we're not gonna need

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a live tiger for graduation.

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That was ordered
by the old principal.

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He was a man obsessed
with showboating.

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Yeah, I don't give a shit.
Tiger comes, tiger goes.

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I still get my 25 large.

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25 fucking grand?
That's how much he spent?

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You bet.
Tiger stays.

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Yes.

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♪ Free bottle,
don't you waste it ♪

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So, Gamby says
you're a writer.

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Oh god, no,
I'm not a writer.

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I mean, I gave it a go,
but hm-mmm.

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You should write
Nicholas Sparks books.

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She rips right through them.
Hey, whose bright idea was it

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to make the grad party coed?
I just told Janelle she could
invite all her friends.

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It's a really big deal for them.
Right. Well, who's that
one little jackass

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that keeps
bouncing around by her?

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Gale:
That's Colin.
He may be her boyfriend.

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She's been liking
a lot of his Twitters.

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I think he looks cute.
Gale:
He is cute.

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Yeah, real cute, trying to 69
my daughter's brains out.

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Neal! Jesus!
Jesus Christ.

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I'm about to throw that
little motherfucker outta here.

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Colin is gone.
Whoa! No, you're not.

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Yup, yup.
Nope, nope, nope.
Relax, relax, relax.

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Please, just let them
have fun. Settle down.
(Neal sighs)

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Want a cookie?
No.

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That's a goddamn miracle.

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What?
He listens to you.

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(mockingly mutters)
"He listens to you."
Ooh.

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♪ Red eyes ♪

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Are you okay?
Hmm?

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Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
Yeah, feel good.

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My daughter's graduating
middle school.

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I finally got the girl.
I got the job of my dreams.

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Stoked.
Oh yeah?

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You don't look stoked.

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Come on, what's wrong?
(sighs)

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I just can't shake the idea
that Lee betrayed me.

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You know? I thought
we were real friends.

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I know. It's crazy,

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but you can't let him
bring you down anymore.

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Try and move on,
try and get him out
of your head.

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Besides, you have
a graduation to orchestrate.

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(humphs)
That is pretty cool.
Very cool.

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Not just anybody
can orchestrate a graduation.
Mm-mmm.

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That's a job
for a principal.
(chuckles)

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(drums playing)
All right, think.
Just think.

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Think there, Russell. Think.
You're the smartest
person I know, Lee.

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You're the smartest
person I know.

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You've always been smart.
(sighs)

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Who framed you?
Someone outsmarted you.

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Who did it?
Think, think,
think, think, think.

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Think, think. Just think.

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Fucking think!
Think! Think!

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Calm down.

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Think. Someone put
the mask in your car.

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The mask. The mask.
It was in the trunk. It was
in the trunk of your car.

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They put the mask
in the trunk of your...

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Open the window.
...my ex-wife's car.

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What the hell
are you doing here?

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(drums continue)

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You put it in the trunk.

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Bitch!

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♪ ♪
(engine stops)

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(truck door opens)

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Jen, what the hell
are you doing here?

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Just wanted to bring by
some things that you left
at my house.

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I didn't leave anything
at your house.

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(scoffs) Really?
Then what are these?

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Those are not my panties.
Those are little boys'
underwear.

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Fine. Who cares?

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(sniffles)
Are you okay?

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When you
left me last semester,
it fucked up my head.

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But then I got you back
and then I felt
at peace again,

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but now, all this stuff,
all this--

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uck, you and Snodgrass,

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and I'm fucked
in my head again.
And the only thing

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that's gonna fix that is if
me and you get married.

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Okay, well, we're not
gonna get married, Jen, okay?

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And I'm very sorry
for fucking you inside
of your head.

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I didn't mean to do that.
Look, this year has
been very tough.

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I've done a lot of shit
that I've regretted,

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and hurting you
is definitely one of 'em.

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Can I just go in your house
and use the bathroom
for a minute?

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Oh yeah, of course you can.
I gotta get ready
for graduation.

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Thanks. I'm not gonna shit,
though. I just wanna go in
for a second.

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Even if you do make a poop,
just flush it, make sure
it goes away.

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(sighs)
Thanks, Neal.

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That's sweet.

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♪ ♪

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I'll just see
how it goes in there.

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(truck approaching)

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Russell. No, sir.

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Get the fuck outta here.
I know. I know you said you
never wanna see me again.

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You're dead to me. Leave.
Just listen to me!

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I know that you don't believe
a word that comes out
of my mouth,

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but I didn't shoot you, Gamby.

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It was...
Jen:
Russell.

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her.

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You crazy fucking bitch.
You did it, didn't you?

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What the fuck is
going on here?
Didn't you?

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Admit it.
Yes, you did it.

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That little smile
on your fucking face.

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You put the mask
in my car, didn't you?

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You were jealous of mine
and Gamby's relationship.
Just say it.

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(heart beating)

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Abbott is
your shooter, Gamby.

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This crazy bitch,
she shot you that--

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(yelps)
God damn it!

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Fuck! (gasps)

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Jen, what the fuck?
You hurt me, Gamby,

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and when people hurt me,
I get really, really sad.

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You killed Russell!
Yes, I know!
I fucking hated him.

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Duh! Okay?
And now I'm gonna kill
you and me.

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Oh no, no!
I can't do another
fall semester, Gamby.

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I just fucking can't.
Oh fuck! Jen, no!

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You picked
the wrong bitch.
No! God! Stop!

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Okay, look, you want to do
a murder-combo-death-suicide
thing, fine.

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That's okay. I've done
some terrible stuff this year.

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Maybe me being dead is
what's supposed to happen,

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but not here,
not next to Russell.

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I mean,
that's gross, right?
That is gross.

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I have a special place, Jen.
It's beautiful.

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It's-- it's the perfect place
for two lovers to commit
suicide together.

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It's beautiful?
Yeah, it's so awesome.

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Okay, take me to it.

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(Jen vocalizes
"The Bridal March")

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There'll be no--
no hums.

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♪ ♪

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Here we are.
This is my special place.

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It's incredible, right?

233
00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:26,720
Yeah, it's beautiful.

234
00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,380
What are you doing?

235
00:10:28,390 --> 00:10:30,600
I'm getting down
on bended knee for you.

236
00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,060
(chuckles)

237
00:10:32,060 --> 00:10:33,890
(snaps)
(ropes creak)

238
00:10:35,350 --> 00:10:37,390
Shit!
You liar!

239
00:10:37,390 --> 00:10:39,680
(gunfire)

240
00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,100
God damn it!

241
00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,890
(screams, thuds)

242
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,100
(growls)

243
00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:49,840
(gun clicking)
(grunts)

244
00:10:50,890 --> 00:10:53,720
Oh Christ.
Ow! Fuck!

245
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,550
Gamby, you asshole!
I'm gonna go to graduation,

246
00:10:56,550 --> 00:10:59,510
and I'm gonna
fucking kill Snodgrass.
Don't you dare.

247
00:10:59,510 --> 00:11:02,420
I'm doing it,
so see ya.

248
00:11:02,430 --> 00:11:04,305
Have fun dying
in a fucking hole.

249
00:11:04,306 --> 00:11:06,420
You fucking dumb bitch!
You're crazy!

250
00:11:06,430 --> 00:11:09,230
I know I'm crazy,
'cause I fucking love you!

251
00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:11,720
(spits)

252
00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,470
(truck door opens, closes)

253
00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:22,840
Gamby:
Help! Help!

254
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,100
Help!

255
00:11:26,550 --> 00:11:28,720
(crying) Help!
Lee:
Gamby?

256
00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,760
Russell!
Gamby!

257
00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,380
Russell!
Where are you?

258
00:11:33,390 --> 00:11:35,225
I'm in the bottom
of a fucking hole!

259
00:11:35,226 --> 00:11:37,180
Well, I don't know
where the fucking hole is!

260
00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:39,760
Just follow my voice!
Marco!

261
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,720
Marco!
(groans)
Oh my god.

262
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:47,050
I'm so glad you're not dead.
Oh my god, I'm so glad
that you're not dead.

263
00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:49,310
Jen's gonna kill Amanda.
We have to get to graduation.

264
00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:51,970
Say you're sorry.
For what?

265
00:11:51,970 --> 00:11:54,420
For not believing
in our friendship.

266
00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:56,890
Jesus Christ.
(sighs)

267
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:59,015
I'm sorry I didn't believe
in our friendship.

268
00:11:59,016 --> 00:12:01,090
It was mean.
Okay, it was mean.

269
00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:03,350
Now will you get
the fucking ladder
and get me out of here?

270
00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:05,760
And stop telling me
what to do.

271
00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,260
The ladder's
in my tool shed!

272
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:10,300
It's in my tool shed
above my computer printers!

273
00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:12,470
Thank you.

274
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:15,380
One, two, three.
Say, "Cheese."

275
00:12:15,390 --> 00:12:16,555
Cheese.
(camera clicks)

276
00:12:16,556 --> 00:12:18,800
Nash:
That's crazy,
seeing it up close.

277
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,550
At least
she ain't dangerous.

278
00:12:20,550 --> 00:12:23,420
What?
She's a fucking tiger.

279
00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:25,060
Dangerous? Huh?
(electricity crackles)

280
00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:27,140
(roars)
(people yelp)

281
00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:28,600
Now, don't get it
riled up now.

282
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,930
Don't you look at me.
Don't you fucking look at me.

283
00:12:30,930 --> 00:12:32,470
What the hell is wrong?
Chill with that shit.

284
00:12:32,470 --> 00:12:35,970
Oh, hey, bro.
This tiger will eat
your fucking face off.

285
00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:37,420
That's why
we keep her
in a cage.

286
00:12:37,430 --> 00:12:39,430
You do that shit
one more time,
I'm hauling ass

287
00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:41,310
and leaving all y'all
motherfuckers up in here.

288
00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:43,840
(playing "Pomp
and Circumstance")

289
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,475
Remember, we want clothes
underneath those gowns.

290
00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:48,840
(applause)
All right?
No butts, Dave.

291
00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:51,430
(tires screech)

292
00:12:51,430 --> 00:12:54,520
♪ ♪

293
00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:07,930
Smile. Big--
Big smiles.
This is an exciting day.

294
00:13:07,930 --> 00:13:09,340
Come on. Hey.
What are you doing?

295
00:13:09,350 --> 00:13:11,600
Stupid.
Break a leg, everybody!
No beach balls.

296
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,300
Break a leg!
Mm-hmm.
Hold this a sec.

297
00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,090
(door opens)

298
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:18,390
♪ ♪
(door closes)

299
00:13:18,390 --> 00:13:20,350
(faucet running)

300
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:22,800
(door closes)
Hey.

301
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,550
Hey. Hey, whoa, Jen.
When did we stop
being friends?

302
00:13:25,550 --> 00:13:28,970
Was it when you fucked
Bill Hayden when you knew
I had feelings for him?

303
00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:30,630
I didn't know
that you liked him.

304
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,300
Or was it when
you fucked Neal Gamby

305
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,380
when you knew
that he and I were meant
to be together?

306
00:13:34,390 --> 00:13:37,060
Please help me remember.
I don't really know
what's going on.

307
00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:39,560
I'll tell you what's happening.
I'm about to make
the news, bitch.

308
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,670
No, let's not.
Snodgrass and Abbott,

309
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,720
rivals since the year began.

310
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,670
D-- (screams)
Oh god!

311
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:48,015
("Pomp and Circumstance"
playing)
(both grunting)

312
00:13:48,016 --> 00:13:50,050
You bitch!
Get the fuck off of me!

313
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:54,765
I'm gonna ruin
that pretty little face
of yours.

314
00:13:54,766 --> 00:13:56,300
Shit. Shit.
It's okay. It's okay.

315
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:58,800
Fuck. There's Abbott's car,
illegally parked.

316
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,930
Maybe we should make it
so she can't use it to get away.

317
00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:03,260
Good idea. Hold on.
Oh no.

318
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,670
Oh my god!

319
00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:08,090
Oh my god.
Well, I just meant

320
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:11,020
maybe we should slash
her tires or something,
but this is good.

321
00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:13,930
(grunts, coughs)
(screams)

322
00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:16,670
("Pomp and Circumstance"
playing)
(both grunting)

323
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,760
(gurgles)
(grunts)

324
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,380
(flushes)
You little fucking mermaid.

325
00:14:26,850 --> 00:14:29,190
(grunts)
Oh!

326
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:33,730
Ow!

327
00:14:34,970 --> 00:14:37,380
(thuds)
(clatters)

328
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,800
(sobbing)

329
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:44,470
A diagnosis like that
could've been career-ending.

330
00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:48,550
It could've sent my family
into a tailspin.

331
00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:50,630
(growling)
Dayshawn: That tiger
does not look happy. Mm-hmm.

332
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,640
I don't know
why y'all trying to put
some shit in a cage.

333
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,185
Woman:
Whose idea
was this, anyway?

334
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:55,590
What the fuck?
Oh my god.

335
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,600
Holy smokes!
God, are you okay?

336
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,600
Neal!
Oh my god. Fuck!

337
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,060
I thought you were
gonna be murdered.

338
00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:04,190
(sobbing)
Oh! Oh fuck.
I'm so happy to see you.

339
00:15:04,190 --> 00:15:06,220
You too. Oh.
Blood.

340
00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:09,590
Russell wasn't the shooter.
It was Abbott.

341
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,100
She just tried to kill me.

342
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,480
Yeah, she tried
to kill us too.
I told you she was crazy.

343
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,930
Lady, what the fuck?

344
00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:17,670
Don't do that!
If I can't have
a beautiful life,

345
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,220
at least I'll have
a beautiful death.

346
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,470
(growling)
No, no, no.

347
00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:24,090
Fucking eat me!

348
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,720
Oh shit. Here it go.

349
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,840
Stay perfectly still.
If you run, this fucker
will chase you.

350
00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:32,020
Eat me!
(growling)

351
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:36,840
Oh! Oh! Oh!
(screaming)

352
00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:39,890
Go!
(all screaming)

353
00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:42,260
(electricity crackling)

354
00:15:42,260 --> 00:15:44,180
How's this?
Oh, do it. Come on!

355
00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:46,930
(door slams)
You open this fucking door!

356
00:15:46,930 --> 00:15:48,670
Come on!
(electricity crackling)

357
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:52,140
(all shouting)

358
00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:54,470
Close it!
Close the thing!
Oh!

359
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,880
Woman: What the fuck are
we gonna do, Gamby?
Neal: We're clear!

360
00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:58,760
(screams)
(roars)

361
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:01,180
Fuck this shit.
I'm going home.

362
00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:03,720
(banging)
Neal!
Let me out of here!

363
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:07,010
Crazy bitch!
What do we do about all
those people in graduation?

364
00:16:07,010 --> 00:16:09,800
Oh my god.
Safety's always foremost
in the mind of a principal.

365
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,260
Minimizing loss and injury
should be the first goal.

366
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:13,550
We evacuate.

367
00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:16,380
♪ ♪
Man:
...for my young son, my wife,

368
00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:18,475
but I refused to give in.
(door closes)

369
00:16:18,476 --> 00:16:22,510
I worked too damn hard
to let this disease cut
my time short,

370
00:16:22,510 --> 00:16:25,760
I knew
I had to fight. I...

371
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:32,380
I knew that--
Back up, back up.
Back up, please.

372
00:16:32,390 --> 00:16:34,225
Everyone please remain calm.

373
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:36,550
Faculty members,
if you would all please rise,

374
00:16:36,550 --> 00:16:40,090
and please get
into the assigned positions
for a Code Orange.

375
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,890
This is not a drill.
There has been an incident.

376
00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:45,430
Students, please.
Stay calm. Sit down.

377
00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:47,725
I didn't say-- no!
Don't tell people to stand.

378
00:16:47,726 --> 00:16:50,470
That is not what
we do in a Code Orange!
What the fuck, Delores?

379
00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:53,130
Who the hell do you think
you are, messing up
my son's graduation?

380
00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:56,100
Oh, okay, you know what?
This isn't really a question-
answer thing right now,

381
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,890
because this is
a serious situation.

382
00:16:57,890 --> 00:17:02,265
But if you must know,
a woman that I had secret
sexual relations with

383
00:17:02,266 --> 00:17:05,930
pretty much the whole
entire school year tried
to murder me.

384
00:17:05,930 --> 00:17:08,420
She shot me at the end
of last semester,

385
00:17:08,430 --> 00:17:10,350
then returned
to finish me off here,

386
00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:14,190
and also tried to kill
my very dear friend,
Lee Russell,

387
00:17:14,190 --> 00:17:17,470
and my new girlfriend,
Amanda Snodgrass.

388
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,470
Hey.
Neal:
Hey, baby.

389
00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:22,630
And the woman
also let out the tiger

390
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,310
that many of you
were taking pictures with,

391
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,050
and he ate a person.
(people shouting)

392
00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:29,475
♪ ♪
Uh, uh, relax, it's okay.
The situation is under control,

393
00:17:29,476 --> 00:17:31,800
and the tiger is contained,
so we're good.

394
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:36,510
All we have to do now is
evacuate safely and make sure
nobody gets hurt.

395
00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:38,590
We're gonna use
these side doors,

396
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,725
because out those doors,
the carnivorous creature roams.

397
00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:46,090
Without further ado,
as the acting principal
of North Jackson High School,

398
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,140
it is with great honor
that I begin

399
00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:51,470
the evacuation
of this graduation.

400
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:54,670
♪ ♪
(no discernible dialog)

401
00:18:14,550 --> 00:18:17,880
(growling)

402
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,630
Man, that tiger ate the shit
out of that trainer.

403
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,770
Yeah, I got EMT
and Animal Control
on the way.

404
00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:29,670
Crisis averted! Ah!

405
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,890
It seems like we got
everybody out of the school.

406
00:18:31,890 --> 00:18:33,520
You gonna put me in a cage,
you blonde bitch?

407
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,090
Lee:
Oh, will you shut
the fuck up?

408
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,515
(fire alarm ringing)
Oh damn.

409
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,550
(laughs)
Willows:
She hit that button.

410
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,050
No, she didn't.
Yes, she did.

411
00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:41,480
(growls)
(men shouting)

412
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,800
(screams)
Here she comes!

413
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,720
She's gonna eat your
fucking face off.

414
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:48,380
What are we running for?
I can end this right here.
Dayshawn: What?

415
00:18:48,390 --> 00:18:49,850
Dayshawn:
Yes, shoot his ass.

416
00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:51,100
You want some?
No.

417
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,475
Yes.
Lee:
Not like that.

418
00:18:52,476 --> 00:18:55,180
Oh. What the fuck
are you doing?
Put the gun down.

419
00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:58,880
Shh.
I'm harmonizing.

420
00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:01,260
With the tiger?
(growls)

421
00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:05,550
Learning that the truth
can set a man free.

422
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,380
(growls)

423
00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:10,930
I'm mastering myself,

424
00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:15,050
becoming one
with the world
around me.

425
00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:18,430
I've already
defied death
once today.

426
00:19:19,550 --> 00:19:20,630
I will do it again.

427
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,060
Just relax, brother.

428
00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:27,680
I, too, have been
where you are.

429
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:28,970
Stand down.

430
00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:30,050
(screaming)

431
00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:31,770
Oh shit!
Yes!

432
00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:36,010
(people chattering)
(keys jingle)

433
00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:37,800
The fucking tiger's
eating Russell!

434
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,880
Goddamn battle cat's
loose in the school!
(people screaming)

435
00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:42,940
Dayshawn:
Run! Get the fuck
outta here!

436
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,510
(door closes)
Russell!

437
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:49,510
Russell!

438
00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:55,600
(pants)
Oh my god. Fuck.

439
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,600
Shithead got
a piece of me.

440
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,890
Don't move, okay?

441
00:19:58,890 --> 00:20:01,850
Uh, just-- just save
your energy.

442
00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:04,600
I can't believe
I got ate by a tiger.

443
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,720
Are you fucking
kidding me?

444
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,800
It's insane.
Oh, I can see it now.

445
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:13,180
"A principal gets eaten
by a fucking tiger,

446
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:14,840
a mascot of the school."

447
00:20:14,850 --> 00:20:18,470
I always wanted press,
but god, this is so stupid.

448
00:20:18,470 --> 00:20:21,300
Shh, shh, shh.
Just save your energy.
Don't talk, okay?

449
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:22,670
Well, if I die
right now, Gamby,

450
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,810
I sure as hell don't wanna
be staring at you just silently.

451
00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:27,970
Okay, that's fair enough.

452
00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:31,890
This is
the favorite year of...

453
00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:34,600
of my whole life.

454
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:39,090
Mine too.
I know what we did
was wrong,

455
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:41,230
but... I liked it.

456
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,060
It was fun.

457
00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:47,640
Yeah, it was fun.
Yeah.

458
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:50,430
It gave us a chance
to get to know each other.

459
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:54,350
(crying)
Let us become friends.

460
00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:56,390
Never had a friend
like you before, Russell.

461
00:20:57,850 --> 00:20:59,850
I love you, Gamby.

462
00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:03,180
You're my friend too, man.

463
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:05,180
You fucking what?

464
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:08,180
Come on, man.
Just-- just fucking say it.

465
00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:10,010
Honestly we're here,
just say it.

466
00:21:10,010 --> 00:21:11,880
Say what?
I told you that
you're my friend too.

467
00:21:11,890 --> 00:21:14,515
Oh, I just told you
that I fucking love you.

468
00:21:14,516 --> 00:21:17,090
Okay, I heard you.
I just don't say that
to my male friends.

469
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:19,850
I only say that
to superhot babes
and to my family.

470
00:21:19,850 --> 00:21:22,060
Jesus. I'm about
to die, motherfucker.

471
00:21:22,060 --> 00:21:24,140
You're not gonna die, Russell.
I am.

472
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:27,850
I'm gonna fucking bleed out
on this stupid fucking
school floor.

473
00:21:27,850 --> 00:21:29,010
Okay, fine, fine.

474
00:21:29,010 --> 00:21:31,220
(sniffles)
Say it.

475
00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:33,050
I--
Hey.

476
00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:34,140
Look at me.

477
00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:35,800
Look at me.

478
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:39,760
Now... just...
say it.

479
00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:42,930
I love you, Russell.

480
00:21:42,930 --> 00:21:44,630
One more time.

481
00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:47,390
I love you.

482
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:50,350
♪ ♪

483
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,060
I love you too, Gamby.

484
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,590
(thuds)

485
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,720
(growling)

486
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,130
Oh. She's back.

487
00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:06,140
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I fucking hate tigers.

488
00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:08,805
Buddy, just go, just get
out of here. Honestly.

489
00:22:08,806 --> 00:22:10,220
Just save yourself, okay?

490
00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:13,760
No, Russell.
I'm not gonna leave you
in here by yourself.

491
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,850
Fuck this $25,000 tiger.

492
00:22:17,850 --> 00:22:20,930
(angelic choir sings)

493
00:22:20,930 --> 00:22:23,220
(rock music playing)

494
00:22:24,930 --> 00:22:26,090
(growling)

495
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:28,475
Fucking cock-sucking
fucking tiger.

496
00:22:28,476 --> 00:22:30,420
You're gonna eat
my fucking friend?

497
00:22:30,430 --> 00:22:34,190
Well bitch--
(shouting)

498
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,230
Fuck you!

499
00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:47,130
♪ ♪
(police radio chatter)

500
00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:50,890
(no discernible dialog)

501
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,090
♪ ♪
(people chattering)

502
00:23:58,060 --> 00:24:00,140
Neal:
Don't be nervous.
I'm not.

503
00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:02,185
High school is
very intimidating, okay?

504
00:24:02,186 --> 00:24:04,300
But you'll get used to it.
You'll learn to survive

505
00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:07,340
and then you'll leave.
That's how life works,
sweetheart.

506
00:24:07,350 --> 00:24:10,305
I know. I'm excited.
Well, watch that as well.

507
00:24:10,306 --> 00:24:12,590
You don't wanna go in here
with super-high expectations

508
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,020
then you shit the bed
and don't like it,

509
00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,470
because it's not
like a teen movie.

510
00:24:15,470 --> 00:24:18,130
It's real life.
It's tough.
Wish you still worked here.

511
00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:21,100
(humphs)
You'll be in good hands.

512
00:24:23,510 --> 00:24:26,720
Shamrocks.
What a lame mascot.

513
00:24:29,390 --> 00:24:31,560
I love you, sweetheart.
I love you too.

514
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:36,380
Good luck.
Good luck
with your first day, too.

515
00:24:36,390 --> 00:24:39,940
♪ ♪

516
00:24:44,220 --> 00:24:46,180
(truck engine starts)

517
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:47,510
Hmm.

518
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,260
(kids chattering)

519
00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:02,510
(engine stops)

520
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,470
(school bell rings)

521
00:25:14,470 --> 00:25:17,090
(kids chattering)

522
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:24,760
Hey, how's it going?

523
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,630
Neal Gamby.
I'm the new principal.

524
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,060
(phone ringing)

525
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,930
Neal: Yoo-hoo.
Am I in the wrong office?
Oh! No.

526
00:25:33,930 --> 00:25:36,380
Sorry. No, this is your office.
I'm Vice Principal Miggs.

527
00:25:36,390 --> 00:25:39,265
I just was seeing
what it was like to sit
in this chair, you know?

528
00:25:39,266 --> 00:25:40,880
Yeah, no reason
to apologize.

529
00:25:40,890 --> 00:25:42,980
Pleasure to meet you.
Why don't you hop
on out of there?

530
00:25:42,980 --> 00:25:44,130
Oh. Yes, sir.

531
00:25:44,140 --> 00:25:45,470
(mutters)

532
00:25:45,470 --> 00:25:48,840
So, Vice Principal Miggs, huh?

533
00:25:48,850 --> 00:25:51,140
Yes.
Well, I'm Neal Gamby.

534
00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:54,140
Hello.
So, what the story
with the old principal here?

535
00:25:54,140 --> 00:25:58,100
He was a bit of a banana,
so we're very happy
to see you, sir.

536
00:25:58,100 --> 00:25:59,930
Mmm.

537
00:25:59,930 --> 00:26:02,670
Do you mind if I shoot you
straight right out of the gate?
Please.

538
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:06,140
I'm the new sheriff in town,
and you're my deputy,

539
00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:08,640
and if we want this school
to function properly,

540
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,350
well, we're gonna have
to work together as a team.

541
00:26:11,350 --> 00:26:12,640
Simpatico.

542
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,805
Now, I'm not really sure
what your ambitions are,

543
00:26:15,806 --> 00:26:19,880
but from the looks of it,
I can imagine they probably have
something to do with this chair.

544
00:26:19,890 --> 00:26:22,850
And that's cool.
I understand that.

545
00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:25,180
But for now,
this is my chair.

546
00:26:25,180 --> 00:26:29,340
This throne belongs to me,
and if you choose to defy me,

547
00:26:29,350 --> 00:26:31,270
I'll feed you
to the fucking sharks.

548
00:26:31,270 --> 00:26:34,470
♪ ♪
Do I make
myself clear?

549
00:26:36,010 --> 00:26:38,670
Loud and clear, boss.
Now, if you just
give me a moment

550
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,270
to set some things up,
we can begin.

551
00:26:40,270 --> 00:26:41,800
Yes, sir.

552
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,130
The door--
open or closed?

553
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,130
Open.

554
00:26:53,890 --> 00:26:54,980
(door opens)

555
00:26:56,550 --> 00:26:57,930
(door closes)

556
00:27:03,010 --> 00:27:06,630
Lee:
You look so good
in this, girl. Enjoy.

557
00:27:09,350 --> 00:27:11,220
I'm gonna
go have a smoke.

558
00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:14,720
Oh. You so crazy.
What are
you talking about?

559
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,050
Well, you take damn
four bathroom breaks
an hour.

560
00:27:17,060 --> 00:27:18,730
Now you're gonna throw in
smoking breaks too?

561
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,380
No, hell you're not,
little girl. Get your ass
back behind this register.

562
00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:23,550
Excuse me?
Excuse me.

563
00:27:23,550 --> 00:27:27,670
I am the regional manager
of all Apricot Lane Boutiques.

564
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,225
Above you.
Now, you wanna
start something?

565
00:27:30,226 --> 00:27:32,050
Create a little commotion
right now?

566
00:27:32,060 --> 00:27:34,975
I will make your ass
straight disappear,
just vaporize--

567
00:27:34,976 --> 00:27:37,880
you and that 30% discount
you get on all your clothes.

568
00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:40,800
Say something, it's gone.
All of it, gone.

569
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:41,880
Okay.

570
00:27:43,550 --> 00:27:46,180
Now cover me.
I'm gonna go have a smoke.

571
00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:48,090
♪ ♪

572
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:50,890
Amanda:
"The wizard marched
out of his kingdom.

573
00:27:50,890 --> 00:27:54,180
"Not the one he desired,
but the one he earned.

574
00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:57,970
"And the warrior,
finding peace within himself

575
00:27:57,970 --> 00:28:01,090
"finally found the treasure
he was searching for.

576
00:28:02,350 --> 00:28:05,190
"The kingdom was lost,
but across galaxies

577
00:28:05,190 --> 00:28:07,090
"and across dimensions,

578
00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:09,770
"a friendship was forged
between good and evil,

579
00:28:09,770 --> 00:28:12,970
"the likes of which this land
had never seen...

580
00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:15,310
nor would see again."

581
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,940
Thank you.

582
00:28:22,970 --> 00:28:24,930
Thank you so much.

583
00:28:24,930 --> 00:28:26,930
No, way--
I think they thought
that the book was awesome.

584
00:28:26,930 --> 00:28:28,300
Oh, really?
Yeah.

585
00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:30,800
God, I hope so.
The cover's not too bad.

586
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,630
I'm stoked
that my dad is coming
to the next reading.

587
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,140
Mmm, good.
Are you nervous
about meeting him?

588
00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:37,680
No.
I think it'll be fun.

589
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,305
He's pretty laid back.
Do you know that he likes
to get high?

590
00:28:41,306 --> 00:28:43,880
He's a really nice guy.
He might come at you

591
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:45,560
♪ ♪
(voice fades)
pretty quick and hard...

592
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:57,130
♪ ♪
(no discernible dialog)

593
00:29:32,510 --> 00:29:35,340
♪ All the wars
that were won or lost ♪

594
00:29:35,350 --> 00:29:39,640
♪ Somehow don't seem
to matter very much anymore ♪

595
00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:45,430
♪ Living on a thin line ♪

596
00:29:45,430 --> 00:29:48,680
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

597
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,970
♪ Tell me now ♪

598
00:29:49,970 --> 00:29:52,550
♪ What are we supposed to do? ♪

599
00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:55,800
♪ Living on a thin line ♪

600
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:59,380
♪ Living on a thin line ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

601
00:29:59,390 --> 00:30:00,800
♪ Tell me now ♪

602
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,470
♪ What are we supposed to do? ♪

603
00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:04,970
♪ Living on a thin line ♪

604
00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:06,220
♪ Living on a thin line ♪

605
00:30:06,220 --> 00:30:08,880
♪ Living this way,
each day is a dream ♪

606
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:12,560
♪ What am I, what are we
supposed to do? ♪

607
00:30:14,260 --> 00:30:15,760
♪ Living on a thin line ♪

608
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,090
♪ Living on a thin line ♪

609
00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:19,600
♪ Ooh,
ooh ♪

610
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,060
♪ Tell me now ♪

611
00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:23,640
♪ What are we supposed to do? ♪

612
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:29,510
♪ Now another century
nearly gone ♪

613
00:30:29,510 --> 00:30:31,180
♪ Gone, gone ♪

614
00:30:31,180 --> 00:30:33,090
♪ What are we gonna ♪

615
00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:35,180
♪ Leave for the young? ♪

616
00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:36,970
♪ What we couldn't do ♪

617
00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:38,260
♪ What we wouldn't do ♪

618
00:30:38,260 --> 00:30:40,800
♪ It's a crime,
but does it
matter? ♪

619
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,420
♪ Does it
matter much? ♪

620
00:30:42,430 --> 00:30:43,930
♪ Does it matter
much to you? ♪

621
00:30:43,930 --> 00:30:45,090
♪ Does it ever
really matter? ♪

622
00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:46,640
♪ Yes, it really,
really matters ♪

623
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,265
♪ Living on
a thin line ♪

624
00:30:48,266 --> 00:30:49,720
♪ Living on a thin line ♪