1 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:52,353 Subtitles by sub.Trader subscene.com 2 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:09,965 So... I know what you're thinking. 3 00:01:10,124 --> 00:01:12,303 Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog 4 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,667 being chased by a mad man with a mustache from the civil war? 5 00:01:16,155 --> 00:01:19,659 Gotta be honest, it feels like I've been running my whole life. 6 00:01:19,856 --> 00:01:22,232 Is this too much? Am I going too fast? 7 00:01:22,398 --> 00:01:25,431 It's kinda what I do. You know what? Let's back up. 8 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:35,880 This is the island where I am from. 9 00:01:36,776 --> 00:01:40,535 It had everything: sandy beaches, cascading waterfalls, 10 00:01:40,758 --> 00:01:42,647 public access to loop-de-loops. 11 00:01:42,839 --> 00:01:44,636 And I never had to catch a school bus 12 00:01:44,790 --> 00:01:48,650 because I can run across the entire island in less than two seconds. 13 00:01:48,834 --> 00:01:50,613 Also, there was no school. 14 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,242 I know, pretty sweet island, right? 15 00:01:54,210 --> 00:01:58,591 I was born with extraordinary powers, and was told to keep them in secret. 16 00:01:58,742 --> 00:02:01,840 And like any kid, I did the exact opposite. 17 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:06,572 That's Longclaw, she took care of me. 18 00:02:06,650 --> 00:02:10,970 She was basically Obi-Wan Kenobi, if Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice. 19 00:02:11,475 --> 00:02:13,660 Sonic, someone could've seen you! 20 00:02:14,005 --> 00:02:16,635 No one saw me. I am too fast! 21 00:02:16,851 --> 00:02:19,178 And, I wanted to bring you this. 22 00:02:22,583 --> 00:02:24,115 Get down! 23 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:31,199 Turns out with great power comes great power-hungry bad guys. 24 00:02:31,409 --> 00:02:33,713 And I let them right to us. 25 00:02:47,937 --> 00:02:49,891 Listen carefully, Sonic. 26 00:02:50,473 --> 00:02:53,465 You have a power unlike anything I've ever seen. 27 00:02:53,602 --> 00:02:56,152 And that means someone will always want it. 28 00:02:56,310 --> 00:03:00,354 The only way to stay safe is to stay hidden. 29 00:03:03,258 --> 00:03:07,349 This word is on the farthest side of the universe. You should be safe there. 30 00:03:07,501 --> 00:03:10,166 -I don't wanna go without you! -You must! 31 00:03:10,372 --> 00:03:13,382 These rings will be your most important possession. 32 00:03:16,943 --> 00:03:19,440 If you ever discovered, use one. 33 00:03:19,828 --> 00:03:23,486 Never stop running. Now go! 34 00:03:27,717 --> 00:03:29,685 Longclaw! 35 00:03:30,430 --> 00:03:32,830 -Goodbye, Sonic. -No! 36 00:03:34,498 --> 00:03:36,216 No! 37 00:04:02,231 --> 00:04:04,254 C'mon, one car? 38 00:04:14,469 --> 00:04:15,628 I'm bored. 39 00:04:15,664 --> 00:04:17,439 Tom, do you read me? Are you there? 40 00:04:17,689 --> 00:04:21,110 No, Wade, I'm actually on a yacht in Barbados 41 00:04:21,764 --> 00:04:23,189 with Rihanna. 42 00:04:23,319 --> 00:04:26,401 OMG. That's amazing, please send pics. 43 00:04:26,563 --> 00:04:28,535 No, Wade, I'm at the speed trap. 44 00:04:28,709 --> 00:04:32,194 Already? How did you get back so fast? Barbados is in the ocean. 45 00:04:32,338 --> 00:04:34,483 Hang on, I think I got something. 46 00:04:40,854 --> 00:04:43,602 Hey, buddy, where's the fire? 47 00:04:43,934 --> 00:04:46,094 We've got kids living around here. 48 00:04:47,151 --> 00:04:49,502 It was kinda funny, sorry. 49 00:04:55,389 --> 00:04:57,003 What? 50 00:05:35,996 --> 00:05:40,042 Tom, we need you down on Main Street. There's been a violent gang shoot-out. 51 00:05:41,828 --> 00:05:46,316 Just kidding, a dog stole a bagel. But they do need it back. 52 00:05:57,859 --> 00:06:00,300 Buddy, you almost got yourself killed out there. 53 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:02,431 What are you, some kind of an adrenaline junkie? 54 00:06:02,554 --> 00:06:04,653 Must be rough being slow all the time. 55 00:06:04,703 --> 00:06:08,330 I'll tell you what, today is your lucky day. 56 00:06:12,367 --> 00:06:14,836 Have you ever felt so alive? 57 00:06:16,010 --> 00:06:18,402 This is great, you're doing amazing. 58 00:06:18,850 --> 00:06:20,260 Oh, jeez! 59 00:06:20,682 --> 00:06:23,096 Good recovery! 60 00:06:25,569 --> 00:06:27,799 Let's keep this our little secret, okay? 61 00:06:27,943 --> 00:06:31,001 You never saw me. I was never here. 62 00:06:45,567 --> 00:06:47,309 So, what were you expecting? 63 00:06:47,467 --> 00:06:51,025 A dirty little hedgehog eating berries, and struggling to survive? 64 00:06:51,234 --> 00:06:55,690 Think again, because I am living my best life on Earth. 65 00:06:55,830 --> 00:06:57,454 I've got a library. 66 00:06:59,155 --> 00:07:00,629 A home gym. 67 00:07:00,778 --> 00:07:03,201 And a state of the art security system. 68 00:07:15,827 --> 00:07:17,598 Oh, no! 69 00:07:18,067 --> 00:07:21,169 And if I ever discovered, I'll follow Longclaw's instructions, 70 00:07:21,318 --> 00:07:23,879 and use my rings to escape to a new planet. 71 00:07:24,367 --> 00:07:27,917 A nice, safe little world filled only with mushrooms. 72 00:07:29,730 --> 00:07:32,596 Gross, smelly mushrooms... 73 00:07:33,747 --> 00:07:35,332 I hate mushrooms. 74 00:07:36,693 --> 00:07:38,607 But let's not worry about all of that. 75 00:07:38,845 --> 00:07:41,315 This is Green Hills. 76 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:43,720 The greatest place on Earth. 77 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:49,626 These are my people, and there, I say, I am their lovable space creature. 78 00:07:49,775 --> 00:07:52,230 So what if they don't know I exist? 79 00:07:53,456 --> 00:07:56,549 My favorite person is the Donut Lord. 80 00:07:57,645 --> 00:07:59,484 Protector of this town, 81 00:07:59,864 --> 00:08:03,025 and defender of all creatures, big and small. 82 00:08:03,205 --> 00:08:05,782 Morning, Donald, Daisy, Daffy. 83 00:08:06,973 --> 00:08:09,414 Donut Lord lives with Pretzel Lady. 84 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:14,636 She is super nice to animals, and strangely was born without bones. 85 00:08:17,446 --> 00:08:20,491 There is one person in town who's actually onto me. 86 00:08:20,696 --> 00:08:22,713 He calls me The Blue Devil. 87 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:26,320 -I almost caught him last night. -Say hello to Crazy Carl. 88 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,180 We have fun together. 89 00:08:33,511 --> 00:08:35,845 I know you're out there! 90 00:08:36,053 --> 00:08:38,649 And I know you're real! 91 00:08:39,142 --> 00:08:41,011 No, I'm not. 92 00:08:41,698 --> 00:08:43,949 Movie night is my favorite. 93 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:45,713 Please, please... 94 00:08:46,108 --> 00:08:49,206 Yes! Keanu, you are a national treasure. 95 00:08:49,349 --> 00:08:51,726 -When I find you-- -Pop quiz hot-shot. 96 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,406 There's a bomb on the bus. 97 00:08:53,580 --> 00:08:56,787 Pop quiz hot-shot. The classic line. 98 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:59,762 Basically, we're like a family, 99 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:01,862 even though we haven't met yet. 100 00:09:01,924 --> 00:09:06,820 You don't think your prolonged isolation is making you a bit crazy perhaps? 101 00:09:06,997 --> 00:09:11,438 Crazy? Me? No way, Doc. You got me all wrong. 102 00:09:11,650 --> 00:09:14,550 And despite all these so called friends of yours, 103 00:09:14,678 --> 00:09:17,758 deep down you are still rather lonely? 104 00:09:23,423 --> 00:09:26,739 Perhaps afraid you'll be alone forever? 105 00:09:42,304 --> 00:09:44,385 Hey! No, no... 106 00:09:45,055 --> 00:09:48,711 Get out of there! Come on! Oh, come on! Get out of there! 107 00:09:49,138 --> 00:09:51,514 Get out of there, you trash pandas! 108 00:09:53,082 --> 00:09:55,760 Maddie, as Green Hills most respected veterinary, 109 00:09:55,934 --> 00:09:58,711 what is the fastest way to exterminate a racoon? 110 00:09:59,106 --> 00:10:01,697 Hi, Ozzy. Hello. You're glad to see me? 111 00:10:01,797 --> 00:10:03,393 You don't eat garbage, do you? 112 00:10:03,765 --> 00:10:05,292 What's that? 113 00:10:05,657 --> 00:10:08,144 -Is that what I think it is? -Open it. 114 00:10:09,550 --> 00:10:13,027 -It's kinda small, is that bad? -Just... open it. 115 00:10:18,836 --> 00:10:20,920 Dear Thomas, we have reviewed your application 116 00:10:21,039 --> 00:10:22,739 to the San Francisco Police Department, 117 00:10:22,881 --> 00:10:25,468 and pending inter departmental review and background check. 118 00:10:25,564 --> 00:10:29,489 And we are happy to inform you that you have been selected to join our team. 119 00:10:29,649 --> 00:10:31,757 Wow! Oh my God! 120 00:10:34,628 --> 00:10:36,323 San Francisco sucks? 121 00:10:38,593 --> 00:10:40,116 Wrong one. 122 00:10:44,723 --> 00:10:46,852 -You never had a doubt, huh? -No! 123 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,921 -I can't believe this! -I know. You did it! 124 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,287 What are those? 125 00:10:57,314 --> 00:10:59,700 Apartments for rent I found on Zillow. 126 00:10:59,884 --> 00:11:02,552 I though Ozzy and I can fly there tomorrow, 127 00:11:02,719 --> 00:11:05,025 and check out some neighborhoods. 128 00:11:05,622 --> 00:11:07,785 I mean, this is all happening so fast. 129 00:11:09,032 --> 00:11:13,790 Man, it's the craziest thing, you apply for the job, you get the job. 130 00:11:13,921 --> 00:11:16,050 -Well, pending a background check. -Oh, man, 131 00:11:16,177 --> 00:11:19,853 hope they don't find out about that time you used the neighbor's WiFi. 132 00:11:20,022 --> 00:11:22,491 Correction, I'm still using the neighbor's WiFi. 133 00:11:22,881 --> 00:11:24,182 But, Maddie... 134 00:11:24,493 --> 00:11:26,189 Are you sure you're okay with this? 135 00:11:26,368 --> 00:11:27,926 Thomas Michael Wachowski, 136 00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:30,561 what did you do the entire time I was in a veterinary school? 137 00:11:30,692 --> 00:11:32,681 I worked the second job to pay the rent, and-- 138 00:11:32,794 --> 00:11:34,698 A third job to pay tuition. 139 00:11:34,856 --> 00:11:38,899 You sacrificed for me, I'm happy to sacrifice for you. 140 00:11:39,826 --> 00:11:42,734 Babe, are you sure you're okay with this? 141 00:11:43,510 --> 00:11:47,760 I mean, there's been a Wachowski protecting this town for more than 50 years. 142 00:11:48,769 --> 00:11:50,766 This is a big change. 143 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:52,896 I'm positive. 144 00:11:53,827 --> 00:11:56,235 It's time for this guy to get out there and prove himself. 145 00:11:56,366 --> 00:11:58,223 I love Green Hills, but... 146 00:11:58,368 --> 00:12:00,669 You know, I wanna help people in real trouble. 147 00:12:01,029 --> 00:12:03,789 I want someone to turn to me in a life-or-death situation, 148 00:12:03,947 --> 00:12:05,509 and I'll be there for them. 149 00:12:06,161 --> 00:12:10,273 -I get it. I'm so proud of you. -Thank you. 150 00:12:11,951 --> 00:12:14,165 And so it is with a heavy heart, that I tell you all 151 00:12:14,311 --> 00:12:17,394 that I've accepted a position at the San Francisco Police Department 152 00:12:17,582 --> 00:12:19,110 effective immediately. 153 00:12:19,341 --> 00:12:22,607 It's gonna be tough to leave my home town, and all my friendships. 154 00:12:23,158 --> 00:12:25,952 But this is something I feel like I need to do, 155 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:31,274 to grow, as both an officer, and a man. 156 00:12:34,692 --> 00:12:36,593 What do you think, Sergeant Sprinkles? 157 00:12:37,427 --> 00:12:39,120 That wasn't so bad, right? 158 00:12:40,538 --> 00:12:42,264 Now all I gotta do is... 159 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,872 tell everyone who isn't a donut. 160 00:12:47,002 --> 00:12:49,411 Whoa, the play-offs. 161 00:13:33,963 --> 00:13:35,859 So cool. 162 00:13:40,116 --> 00:13:41,528 We're at the ninth, tie score. 163 00:13:41,676 --> 00:13:45,285 And exactly who you want at the plate with a game on the line, Sonic. 164 00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:47,354 But staring him down from the pitcher's mound 165 00:13:47,509 --> 00:13:51,776 is the most fearsome southpaw in Green Hills, also Sonic. 166 00:13:52,016 --> 00:13:53,301 Okay, focus, Sonic. 167 00:13:53,456 --> 00:13:57,046 If you win this game you'll be the most beloved kid in Green Hills. 168 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:04,586 Hit it to the guy in left, he's a real space case. 169 00:14:07,845 --> 00:14:09,457 I can't with that guy. 170 00:14:09,646 --> 00:14:13,759 Hey, batter Sonic, hey, batter Sonic, is so in batter Sonic. 171 00:14:21,150 --> 00:14:22,635 I got it, I got it... 172 00:14:23,802 --> 00:14:25,318 I don't got it. 173 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,958 Go home! Go home! 174 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,970 Come on! 175 00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:44,393 Safe! 176 00:14:46,374 --> 00:14:48,855 Yes! Yes! I did it! 177 00:14:48,996 --> 00:14:51,701 Did you see that? I did it! I did it. 178 00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:06,926 I really am alone. 179 00:15:07,484 --> 00:15:10,085 All alone. Forever. 180 00:15:44,329 --> 00:15:47,380 I'm sure no one noticed that giant blue explosion, right? 181 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,458 -Hey, Wade. -Hi, Tom. Wade here. 182 00:16:01,505 --> 00:16:03,178 What is going on? 183 00:16:03,318 --> 00:16:05,706 -Oh Gosh, I think the power is out. -Yap, dur. 184 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,353 The lights are out. The whole town is freaking out. 185 00:16:08,753 --> 00:16:10,446 -What should I do? -Okay. Relax. 186 00:16:10,572 --> 00:16:12,410 Take a deep breath, call Gil, 187 00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:15,024 see if they can locate the down line, then... 188 00:16:15,515 --> 00:16:18,317 call Zim, and see if he can get his generator over to the Super Cue 189 00:16:18,456 --> 00:16:23,339 -so the food stays fresh. -Call Zim before Gil? 190 00:16:23,887 --> 00:16:26,300 -Call Gil-- Hello? Wait. Wait! -I'll call you back. 191 00:16:26,446 --> 00:16:28,985 Hello? Was that the end of the instructions? 192 00:16:30,014 --> 00:16:32,675 Okay. All right. You can do this. 193 00:16:33,521 --> 00:16:36,734 What was the first thing he said to do? 194 00:16:38,311 --> 00:16:40,370 Right. Relax. 195 00:17:00,681 --> 00:17:03,585 Twenty minutes ago an energy surge knocked our power 196 00:17:03,735 --> 00:17:06,304 across the entire Pacific Northwest. What do we know? 197 00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,868 Our first instinct was it was an EMP. 198 00:17:09,639 --> 00:17:12,369 But electromagnetic pulses don't have that kind of power. 199 00:17:12,551 --> 00:17:15,001 NASA has ruled out meteor strikes or solar flares. 200 00:17:15,131 --> 00:17:18,074 The Department of Energy says it's not a power plant malfunction. 201 00:17:18,178 --> 00:17:21,009 Sounds like we're really good at figuring out what it wasn't. 202 00:17:21,137 --> 00:17:23,227 This could be a prelude to a larger attack. 203 00:17:23,366 --> 00:17:26,584 I'm suggesting we scramble the fifth and sixth regiment. - No, no... 204 00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:30,925 This needs a much more sophisticated mind. Someone who understands technology. 205 00:17:31,082 --> 00:17:33,769 -You wanna send in a lab rat? -Not just any lab rat. 206 00:17:33,934 --> 00:17:35,094 A lab rat with the teeth. 207 00:17:35,196 --> 00:17:37,612 You're not suggesting who I think you're suggesting. 208 00:17:37,726 --> 00:17:39,636 -I know he's a little weird-- -Weird? 209 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,217 -No, no. No way! -He's a psychological terrifier. 210 00:17:42,342 --> 00:17:45,650 But he's also brilliant. Five PhDs. IQ off the charts. 211 00:17:45,812 --> 00:17:48,438 And his drone tech is revolutionary. 212 00:17:48,592 --> 00:17:52,310 -You're sure he can handle this? -He has a perfect operations record. 213 00:17:52,618 --> 00:17:54,521 -Remember the coup in Pakistan? -No. 214 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,382 -Or the uprising in Azerbaijanistan? -It's not even a country. 215 00:17:57,514 --> 00:18:00,508 Exactly. And you can thank Robotnik for that. 216 00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:03,909 I can't believe you're bringing that freak into this. 217 00:18:04,162 --> 00:18:06,540 Neither can I, but... 218 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,487 We have no choice. 219 00:18:16,531 --> 00:18:18,095 Guys, coming up! 220 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,052 Yes, Major. 221 00:18:34,257 --> 00:18:35,334 What a-- 222 00:18:56,848 --> 00:18:58,163 Are you in charge here? 223 00:18:58,285 --> 00:19:00,700 -Yes, I am. -No. Wrong! 224 00:19:00,869 --> 00:19:02,143 -Name-- -I'm in charge! 225 00:19:02,292 --> 00:19:03,640 -Me! -Is Major-- 226 00:19:03,803 --> 00:19:05,776 -Ben-- -I'm in charge. 227 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,989 You've never seen anything like this before? 228 00:19:09,224 --> 00:19:13,567 It says I'm a top banana in a world full of hungry little monkeys. 229 00:19:13,692 --> 00:19:15,410 Allow me to clarify. 230 00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:18,921 In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on level of critical importance 231 00:19:19,051 --> 00:19:22,109 the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone. 232 00:19:22,279 --> 00:19:25,883 -The Doctor thinks you're basic. -I'm initiating a sweep sequence. 233 00:19:26,106 --> 00:19:28,619 Ten miles in every direction should suffice. 234 00:19:29,579 --> 00:19:31,542 -Is he still looking at me funny? -Yes, he is. 235 00:19:31,684 --> 00:19:33,812 Tell him to stop or I'll pull out his search history. 236 00:19:33,925 --> 00:19:36,466 If you don't stop looking, the Doctor, he'll take a closer look-- 237 00:19:36,616 --> 00:19:39,748 -I'm not deaf. -And tell him his men report to me now. 238 00:19:40,551 --> 00:19:43,353 Excuse me? Listen, pal, I don't know if you're realize-- 239 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,163 I'm sorry, Major, what was your name? 240 00:19:45,307 --> 00:19:48,751 -Benning-- -Nobody cares! Nobody cares. 241 00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:51,251 Listen, Major Nobodycares. 242 00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:53,547 You know why nobody cares who you are? 243 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,566 Because nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments. 244 00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:59,172 And nobody cares about how proud your Mommy is 245 00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:01,756 that you're now reading at a third grade level. 246 00:20:02,472 --> 00:20:06,469 Have you finished 'Charlotte's Web' yet? Spoiler alert, she dies in the end. 247 00:20:06,599 --> 00:20:09,230 But she leaves a big creepy egg sac. 248 00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:12,999 Oh, my babies. 249 00:20:13,738 --> 00:20:16,127 Look what came out of my egg sac. 250 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,399 You know what I love about machines? 251 00:20:19,325 --> 00:20:22,458 They do what they're told. They follow their programming. 252 00:20:22,644 --> 00:20:26,218 They don't need time-off to get drunk, and put the boat in the water. 253 00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:28,557 And you do what you're told. 254 00:20:28,703 --> 00:20:31,184 Stand over there on the edge of your personal abyss. 255 00:20:32,257 --> 00:20:34,687 And watch my machines do your job. 256 00:20:37,113 --> 00:20:39,904 -Can you feel it, Stone? -I can feel it, Doctor. 257 00:20:40,292 --> 00:20:41,892 It's evolution, Stone. 258 00:20:43,248 --> 00:20:45,059 It's evolution! 259 00:21:20,261 --> 00:21:22,419 -Agent Stone? -Doctor. 260 00:21:22,861 --> 00:21:25,071 Do you see anything useful in this image? 261 00:21:25,965 --> 00:21:28,382 -Nothing at all, Doctor. -Of course you don't. 262 00:21:28,712 --> 00:21:30,701 Your eyes weren't expertly trained to spot tracks 263 00:21:30,864 --> 00:21:33,131 by the Native American Shadow Wolves. 264 00:21:43,251 --> 00:21:44,791 That's extraordinary. 265 00:21:44,989 --> 00:21:47,169 No, what extraordinary is... 266 00:21:47,322 --> 00:21:51,003 I determined the exact height, weight, and spinal curvature of this creature. 267 00:21:51,168 --> 00:21:54,028 And my computer can't find a single match for it, anywhere 268 00:21:54,374 --> 00:21:56,603 in Earth's animal kingdom. 269 00:21:56,904 --> 00:22:01,191 This blackout was not a terrorist attack, and that's no baby Bigfoot. 270 00:22:01,748 --> 00:22:04,859 This guy is something else 271 00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:08,244 entirely. 272 00:22:08,606 --> 00:22:11,410 Divert all search units to the site of the footprint. 273 00:22:12,005 --> 00:22:14,449 That's one small step for man, 274 00:22:14,607 --> 00:22:16,934 one giant leap for me. 275 00:22:28,262 --> 00:22:30,212 Okay, okay. Everything is fine. 276 00:22:30,372 --> 00:22:32,424 You played some baseball, got a little upset. 277 00:22:32,573 --> 00:22:35,834 Lightning shut out of your butt, and now they're coming for you. 278 00:22:36,464 --> 00:22:38,528 All right, all right. Earth isn't safe anymore. 279 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:41,484 Time for plan B - Mushroomville. I gotta take my stuff. 280 00:22:41,585 --> 00:22:43,472 Okay, essential items only. 281 00:22:43,615 --> 00:22:46,372 Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste, hair gel, night light, funny hat. 282 00:22:46,753 --> 00:22:49,620 This half-eaten cantaloupe, and my scented candle. 283 00:22:49,972 --> 00:22:51,606 My entire comic book collection. 284 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,391 Bean bag chair, can a bean bag chair fit in the backpack? No, no. 285 00:22:54,586 --> 00:22:56,004 Of course not. That's stupid. 286 00:22:56,149 --> 00:22:59,424 Okay, what else? The rings! The rings, yes, of course! 287 00:23:00,771 --> 00:23:04,122 Here we go. Ring time. Mushroom planet, here I come. 288 00:23:04,828 --> 00:23:07,823 Oh, no! They're right outside, I gotta go somewhere else. 289 00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:14,457 Goodbye, cave. 290 00:23:18,474 --> 00:23:19,964 -Hi. -Hey. 291 00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:21,172 What are you doing? 292 00:23:21,327 --> 00:23:24,055 Just coloring with Jojo and Rachel. 293 00:23:24,415 --> 00:23:26,068 That sounds half-fun. 294 00:23:26,213 --> 00:23:28,523 Hey, exciting stuff here. We had a power outage. 295 00:23:28,676 --> 00:23:30,481 The whole town went dark. 296 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,778 It was like a sign telling me to get outta Dodge. 297 00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:34,783 -Wade must've lost his mind. -Yeah. 298 00:23:35,022 --> 00:23:36,938 And he does not have much to lose. 299 00:23:37,172 --> 00:23:39,758 How's your sister? Does she convince you to leave me yet? 300 00:23:39,889 --> 00:23:43,203 No, but she did tell me to check your phone for dating apps. 301 00:23:43,354 --> 00:23:45,785 The only apps on my phone are the ones that came with it. 302 00:23:45,947 --> 00:23:48,158 -And the Olive Garden. -Ah, because when you're there-- 303 00:23:48,289 --> 00:23:50,001 You're family. 304 00:23:51,626 --> 00:23:53,322 No way! 305 00:23:55,830 --> 00:23:59,078 The racoons are back. And they are in for a surprise. 306 00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:02,584 Your surprise better not be my tranquilizer gun. They're just hungry. 307 00:24:02,844 --> 00:24:05,313 And also, that's for bears. 308 00:24:06,205 --> 00:24:08,245 -Good, now I know it'll work. -Tom! 309 00:24:08,425 --> 00:24:10,799 I'm kidding, I'm just gonna use it to scare them. 310 00:24:10,913 --> 00:24:13,461 -Possibly to death. Love you, honey, bye. -To-- 311 00:24:18,006 --> 00:24:20,732 D-I-V-O-R-S-E. 312 00:24:22,847 --> 00:24:26,688 Okay, I'm in. With minimal damage to Donut Lord's property. 313 00:24:27,820 --> 00:24:28,764 Here we go. 314 00:24:28,871 --> 00:24:32,194 Didn't work out on Earth, but that's okay. You're going to a safe world. 315 00:24:32,330 --> 00:24:37,775 A nice safe world full of mushrooms. Mushrooms there will be your only friends. 316 00:24:37,863 --> 00:24:39,821 That sounds awful, I can't do this. 317 00:24:39,966 --> 00:24:42,212 You have to do it, there's no other option. 318 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:45,618 All right. 319 00:24:46,642 --> 00:24:50,017 SFPD, pending background check. Paws in the air! 320 00:24:52,634 --> 00:24:54,790 Uhhh... meow? 321 00:25:03,444 --> 00:25:06,378 San Francisco? 322 00:25:28,578 --> 00:25:30,024 No. 323 00:25:34,579 --> 00:25:35,784 What? 324 00:25:58,556 --> 00:26:00,184 The Blue Devil. 325 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,038 -Donut Lord? -You can talk? 326 00:26:16,085 --> 00:26:17,264 You're not-- 327 00:26:17,428 --> 00:26:20,439 -You're not here to abduct me, are you? -You abducted me! 328 00:26:21,702 --> 00:26:23,968 Okay, it's a fair point. What are you? 329 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,898 Why are you hiding out in my garage? 330 00:26:26,032 --> 00:26:27,232 I needed somewhere safe, 331 00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:29,919 and you are the only person I could think of, Donut Lord. 332 00:26:30,047 --> 00:26:32,803 -Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord? -'Cause you talk to donuts, 333 00:26:32,962 --> 00:26:34,840 and then eat them if they get out of the line. 334 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:37,267 -Again, fair. -Wait... Where are all the mushrooms? 335 00:26:37,403 --> 00:26:41,915 Why am I still on Earth? What did-- Oh, no, I lost my rings! 336 00:26:42,032 --> 00:26:43,431 What? 337 00:26:48,902 --> 00:26:51,297 What's happening? Is this your mothership? 338 00:26:52,364 --> 00:26:54,930 -I'm not in the mood to get probed. -You think you're worried? 339 00:26:55,055 --> 00:26:56,697 I'm not even wearing pants. 340 00:27:00,221 --> 00:27:01,576 What a-- 341 00:27:02,977 --> 00:27:05,222 -They're coming for me! -Who's coming for you? 342 00:27:05,314 --> 00:27:07,970 -What does that have to do with me? -I don't have time to explain, 343 00:27:08,097 --> 00:27:10,783 -but you have to help me. -No, I don't. Why? 344 00:27:10,932 --> 00:27:14,254 Well, my legs, which normally would be classified as lethal weapons 345 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,574 feel like spaghetti. 346 00:27:15,672 --> 00:27:18,815 I need your help, please. It's life or death. 347 00:27:26,210 --> 00:27:28,030 Fine, come with me. 348 00:27:31,447 --> 00:27:33,061 Little help? 349 00:27:43,922 --> 00:27:47,100 -All right, stay here. And be quiet. -Good plan, great plan. 350 00:27:47,239 --> 00:27:51,100 How are we working so well together? Practically finishing each other sentences. 351 00:27:52,390 --> 00:27:53,558 Okay, bye. 352 00:27:57,004 --> 00:27:58,494 Hello there. 353 00:27:59,203 --> 00:28:00,747 Can I help you? 354 00:28:04,176 --> 00:28:06,250 Good morning, my rural chum. 355 00:28:06,746 --> 00:28:07,873 I'm... 356 00:28:08,162 --> 00:28:10,629 from the power company, investigating the blackout. 357 00:28:10,781 --> 00:28:14,028 If you don't mind I'd like to take a few readings inside your house? 358 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:16,088 No kidding, you're from the power company? 359 00:28:16,224 --> 00:28:19,165 You must know my buddy Spencer. We play softball together. 360 00:28:19,309 --> 00:28:21,948 Spence, he's a good man. 361 00:28:23,229 --> 00:28:25,776 -Yeah, yeah... come on in! -Great. 362 00:28:25,919 --> 00:28:28,218 Take all the readings you need. Except... 363 00:28:29,184 --> 00:28:32,453 Don't the power company usually take their readings from outside the house? 364 00:28:32,571 --> 00:28:34,844 That way they can check even if you're not home. 365 00:28:35,108 --> 00:28:37,598 Also, my buddy Spencer works at the gas company. 366 00:28:37,724 --> 00:28:40,667 And he's more of an ultimate Frisbee guy. So, you wanna tell me why 367 00:28:40,964 --> 00:28:44,274 you think I'm dumb enough to just let you walk inside my house? 368 00:28:52,216 --> 00:28:54,729 -I'm sorry, Mr..? -Wachowski. 369 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,424 But everyone calls me Tom. 370 00:28:56,642 --> 00:28:58,662 Except my dentist, he calls me Tim. 371 00:28:58,795 --> 00:29:02,266 But it's go on for so long now that it would be just weird if I corrected him. 372 00:29:02,412 --> 00:29:04,513 Well, Tom, whose dentist calls him Tim. 373 00:29:04,661 --> 00:29:08,697 You may have noticed that this entire town has been experiencing a power outage. 374 00:29:08,838 --> 00:29:10,665 Yup, no lights, picked up on that. 375 00:29:10,716 --> 00:29:12,736 Twenty minutes ago I tracked an energy pulse 376 00:29:12,865 --> 00:29:16,013 with the similar signature to the one that caused that disruption. 377 00:29:30,693 --> 00:29:32,455 Listen, Mr..? 378 00:29:32,602 --> 00:29:35,167 Doctor. Doctor Robotnik. 379 00:29:35,346 --> 00:29:37,206 But my dentist calls me Rob. 380 00:29:38,498 --> 00:29:41,585 Look, Doctor Robotskiz... 381 00:29:42,108 --> 00:29:44,156 I'm sure what you're here for is very serious, 382 00:29:44,286 --> 00:29:47,095 but it's got nothing to do with me, you can ask anyone in town. 383 00:29:47,209 --> 00:29:48,897 -Everyone knows me. -I bet they do. 384 00:29:49,046 --> 00:29:51,459 I'm sure you hella popular with a Gabs and Murls 385 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,789 and Billy Bobs in this glorified gas station rest stop. 386 00:29:55,107 --> 00:29:59,161 Which goes way back to the days of tipping cows and playing on a jug band. 387 00:30:02,071 --> 00:30:04,859 And maybe some day you've achieved your goal 388 00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:07,777 of getting a Costco card, or adopting a Labradoodle. 389 00:30:07,935 --> 00:30:13,205 But the reality is, I surpassed everything you're ever going to do 390 00:30:15,083 --> 00:30:16,980 before I was a toddler. 391 00:30:17,131 --> 00:30:20,702 I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula. 392 00:30:20,828 --> 00:30:23,404 -I was breastfed, actually. -Nice. 393 00:30:23,638 --> 00:30:25,854 Rub that in my orphan face. 394 00:30:26,072 --> 00:30:31,877 Mr. Wachowski, are you familiar with US code 904, title 10, article 104? 395 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,040 -Yeah-- -Anyone, who attempts to aid 396 00:30:35,199 --> 00:30:38,031 an enemy of the United States shall suffer death. 397 00:30:39,903 --> 00:30:41,908 And if I'm the one who catches you, 398 00:30:42,373 --> 00:30:44,228 it'll be even worse. 399 00:30:45,630 --> 00:30:47,080 Worse than death? 400 00:30:49,288 --> 00:30:51,004 Okay, I'm a ball. Just a normal ball. 401 00:30:51,151 --> 00:30:52,412 I'm blending in like a bulge. 402 00:30:52,548 --> 00:30:56,306 Stop talking. No, you stop talking. Be quiet, Sonic. You be quiet, Sonic! 403 00:30:56,530 --> 00:30:58,560 Oh, I hope they aren't scanning me with X-Rays, 404 00:30:58,693 --> 00:31:00,957 I had kind of an embarrassing lunch. 405 00:31:08,469 --> 00:31:10,760 Don't freak out. Don't freak-- Don't freak out. 406 00:31:10,919 --> 00:31:12,916 Don't freak out. Don't freak out. 407 00:31:14,341 --> 00:31:15,729 I'm freaking out! 408 00:31:18,132 --> 00:31:20,543 Why don't you had your staircase carpeted? 409 00:31:20,696 --> 00:31:22,039 Compared to-- 410 00:31:24,810 --> 00:31:26,397 -Old pipes. -Yeah. 411 00:31:26,547 --> 00:31:29,188 Probably just the house settling. Nothing to see here. 412 00:31:30,787 --> 00:31:32,054 Hey! 413 00:31:37,175 --> 00:31:38,651 Here's the thing. 414 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:41,931 I'm never wrong. 415 00:31:42,695 --> 00:31:45,017 Well, first time for everything, I guess. 416 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:46,361 Would you like some cake? 417 00:31:46,544 --> 00:31:50,676 I hear racoons have the cleanest mouths of any animal that routinely eats garbage. 418 00:32:01,957 --> 00:32:03,720 Look at that. 419 00:32:04,227 --> 00:32:05,878 I was right. 420 00:32:06,293 --> 00:32:08,220 Note the lack of surprise. 421 00:32:08,417 --> 00:32:10,146 Should we try this again? 422 00:32:20,651 --> 00:32:24,872 I'm going to give you five seconds to tell me where it is. Five. 423 00:32:24,999 --> 00:32:27,080 -I don't know what's you're talking about. -Four. 424 00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:29,605 Hey, tough guy, I'm a cop. And you're threatening an Officer. 425 00:32:29,738 --> 00:32:32,406 How can you threaten somebody who never existed? Three. 426 00:32:32,975 --> 00:32:34,968 Come on, rack your brain! 427 00:32:35,135 --> 00:32:38,422 You might be able to come up with some lame excuse to go on living. 428 00:32:38,660 --> 00:32:40,133 In two... 429 00:32:40,874 --> 00:32:42,138 One! 430 00:32:42,504 --> 00:32:44,467 Wait! Don't hurt him. 431 00:32:58,039 --> 00:32:59,709 This feels excessive. 432 00:33:03,154 --> 00:33:04,296 Stay behind me. 433 00:33:20,489 --> 00:33:22,952 Don't worry, I got it right where I want it. 434 00:33:25,532 --> 00:33:28,956 Can you believe Amazon is gonna deliver packages with these thing? 435 00:33:31,435 --> 00:33:34,201 This was a horrible plan, what was I thinking? 436 00:33:36,830 --> 00:33:38,501 I'm gonna puke! 437 00:33:42,146 --> 00:33:43,239 Come on! 438 00:33:44,164 --> 00:33:45,419 We gotta get out of here. 439 00:33:45,588 --> 00:33:48,648 Don't tell me that's all you've got. I'm just getting started. 440 00:33:48,773 --> 00:33:51,504 Let me know if you wanna go round two with the blue. 441 00:34:10,331 --> 00:34:11,496 Doctor! 442 00:34:11,864 --> 00:34:12,947 Are you okay? 443 00:34:13,244 --> 00:34:15,282 I just saw a guy race outta here and thought-- 444 00:34:15,408 --> 00:34:16,845 That you should stop them? 445 00:34:17,962 --> 00:34:19,503 Open your mouth, 446 00:34:19,707 --> 00:34:21,735 and say you thought that you should stop them. 447 00:34:21,895 --> 00:34:25,049 No, I thought that maybe I should check to see if you're okay. 448 00:34:25,346 --> 00:34:28,071 You know what's hard about being the smartest person in the world? 449 00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:31,101 -Everyone else seems stupid. -Yes. Way to go. 450 00:34:31,336 --> 00:34:32,791 You got that one. 451 00:34:34,033 --> 00:34:37,740 Whatever this creature is, it's our job to secure it, 452 00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:41,427 neutralize it, uncover the source of its power. 453 00:34:42,020 --> 00:34:43,481 And if it resists... 454 00:34:44,525 --> 00:34:46,078 we take it apart, 455 00:34:46,689 --> 00:34:48,099 piece by piece. 456 00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:51,207 See what makes it tick. 457 00:34:52,186 --> 00:34:53,598 -Stone. -Doctor. 458 00:34:53,745 --> 00:34:55,401 Call Optical Illusions. 459 00:34:56,060 --> 00:34:57,788 Tell them I need new frames. 460 00:34:58,425 --> 00:35:00,032 They know what kind I like. 461 00:35:01,885 --> 00:35:03,532 And bring that quill. 462 00:35:04,061 --> 00:35:05,407 Yes, Doctor. 463 00:35:08,698 --> 00:35:09,962 All right, pal, 464 00:35:10,021 --> 00:35:11,690 You need to start talking right now. 465 00:35:11,822 --> 00:35:14,185 Who are you? What are you? 466 00:35:14,354 --> 00:35:16,692 I'm a hedgehog, I feel like that's obvious. 467 00:35:16,888 --> 00:35:19,466 -And I'm in big trouble. -You're in big trouble? 468 00:35:19,602 --> 00:35:22,580 You're not the one who punched some sort of government weirdo back there. 469 00:35:22,706 --> 00:35:24,946 You think you have problems? I lost my rings! 470 00:35:25,076 --> 00:35:26,610 Rings? What are you talking about? 471 00:35:26,741 --> 00:35:30,214 Okay, rings are how all advanced cultures travel between worlds. 472 00:35:30,584 --> 00:35:32,922 And now mine are on top of a pointy building 473 00:35:33,074 --> 00:35:35,845 I've only ever seen on your skin tight t-shirt. 474 00:35:36,202 --> 00:35:38,363 So, I'd like you to take me to San Francisco, 475 00:35:38,575 --> 00:35:41,702 so I can get back my rings and use them to go to the Mushroom planet. 476 00:35:43,553 --> 00:35:45,897 -Mushroom planet? -Yes! 477 00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:47,426 Right. 478 00:35:51,287 --> 00:35:53,879 -Okay, pal. Out you go. -I'm sorry, what? 479 00:35:54,025 --> 00:35:57,892 Look, this is the worst possible time for me to get myself into trouble, okay? 480 00:35:58,001 --> 00:36:00,125 You asked me to save your life, I saved your life. 481 00:36:00,248 --> 00:36:03,179 Now please, go find your rings, and your Mushroomland. 482 00:36:03,331 --> 00:36:05,451 Hopefully I'm gonna wake up in the hospital bed, 483 00:36:05,610 --> 00:36:08,399 and the doctors gonna tell me that my colonoscopy was a big success. 484 00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:10,761 -Okay? So, goodbye. -Okay, goodbye. 485 00:36:11,279 --> 00:36:12,382 Goodbye. 486 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:17,683 -Why aren't you leaving? -I don't know where San Francisco is. 487 00:36:17,822 --> 00:36:18,720 - It's West. - West? 488 00:36:18,933 --> 00:36:21,199 - Straight shot, can't miss it. - Fine. That's cool. 489 00:36:21,330 --> 00:36:23,374 I'm totally cool saying goodbye now. 490 00:36:28,297 --> 00:36:32,139 So, as I crashed into the cold dark water of the Pacific 491 00:36:32,479 --> 00:36:34,282 I realized a few things. 492 00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:37,020 a) I have no idea where I'm going; 493 00:36:37,354 --> 00:36:39,384 b) salt water stings. 494 00:36:39,809 --> 00:36:43,961 c) I shouldn't even be on this planet right now, but I am. 495 00:36:44,101 --> 00:36:46,898 -Why? Because you shot me! -I know. 496 00:36:47,111 --> 00:36:48,192 You shot me! 497 00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:51,000 All right. I heard you the first time. You don't have to... 498 00:36:51,135 --> 00:36:52,642 pile it on, good grief. 499 00:36:52,820 --> 00:36:54,949 I'm wet. I'm cold. 500 00:36:55,318 --> 00:36:57,058 There's a fish on my head! 501 00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,719 And clearly I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own. 502 00:37:06,694 --> 00:37:09,376 -All right, get in the truck. -Really? You gonna help me? 503 00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:12,650 I guess it is a little bit of my fault that all of this happening to you. 504 00:37:12,782 --> 00:37:15,675 Not a little bit, entirely. It is entirely your fault. 505 00:37:15,818 --> 00:37:17,724 Okay, it's entirely my fault. Are you coming? 506 00:37:17,847 --> 00:37:18,954 Yes. 507 00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:23,309 Roadtrip. 508 00:37:23,804 --> 00:37:25,247 What am I doing? 509 00:37:25,673 --> 00:37:28,233 All right, there's gonna be rules on this trip. Number one: 510 00:37:28,366 --> 00:37:30,570 do exactly as I say all the time. 511 00:37:31,027 --> 00:37:32,864 -Got it? -Got it, Donut Lord. 512 00:37:33,007 --> 00:37:34,841 Would you stop with the Donut Lord? 513 00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:37,045 I have a name. It's Tom. 514 00:37:37,383 --> 00:37:38,712 I'm Sonic. 515 00:37:38,906 --> 00:37:41,056 Sonic? Sonic. 516 00:37:42,176 --> 00:37:44,357 So, you've been spying on us all for years. 517 00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:46,231 I mean, I wouldn't call it spying. 518 00:37:46,363 --> 00:37:48,619 We were all just hanging out, only I wasn't invited, 519 00:37:48,746 --> 00:37:50,253 and no one knew I was there. 520 00:37:50,388 --> 00:37:53,019 I can't believe Crazy Carl was right all this time. 521 00:37:53,167 --> 00:37:56,069 Yeah, you should call him Super Observing Carl instead. 522 00:37:56,638 --> 00:37:58,918 -Oh my God, stop the car right now! -What? What? 523 00:37:59,081 --> 00:38:02,404 The World's Largest Rubber Band Ball? We gotta see it! 524 00:38:02,532 --> 00:38:05,999 No, no. This is not some fun family roadtrip, okay? 525 00:38:06,248 --> 00:38:10,246 The government wants to dissect you, and arrest me. This is serious. 526 00:38:11,876 --> 00:38:14,287 You were right. It was lame. Gift shop was cool, though. 527 00:38:14,528 --> 00:38:15,753 I got you a mouse pad. 528 00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:17,612 When are we gonna get there? 529 00:38:17,646 --> 00:38:19,534 We will get there when we get there. 530 00:38:38,578 --> 00:38:41,892 All right, I'm gonna go check in with Wade to see if he knows what's going on. 531 00:38:42,029 --> 00:38:44,216 You gonna see Wade in that glass thing? 532 00:38:44,367 --> 00:38:46,315 What is it? A teleportation box? 533 00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:49,027 It's a pay phone. 534 00:38:49,176 --> 00:38:52,585 It's mostly for drug dealers and fugitives from the law, which is us. 535 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,236 Stay in the car. I don't want anybody seeing you. 536 00:38:55,530 --> 00:38:56,838 Fine! 537 00:39:15,361 --> 00:39:20,020 Okay. Okay. That is the coolest place on Earth, but you have to stay in the car. 538 00:39:29,314 --> 00:39:31,557 Be strong. Be strong. 539 00:39:38,835 --> 00:39:40,995 Hello. Green Hills Police Department. 540 00:39:41,145 --> 00:39:43,925 -Wade, it's me. -Hi, I'm so glad that you called. 541 00:39:44,307 --> 00:39:48,584 So, some guys came in asking some questions. A little creepy. 542 00:39:48,949 --> 00:39:51,278 Kinda reminded me of guys from Men in Black, 543 00:39:51,396 --> 00:39:54,866 but not as likable, or charming as Will Smith. 544 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,604 Wait, what kinda questions? 545 00:39:56,763 --> 00:39:59,020 Questions about terrorism. 546 00:39:59,526 --> 00:40:02,538 I told them that, like-- I've gone ice fishing with Tom. 547 00:40:02,849 --> 00:40:06,608 He doesn't know how to make a bomb. He can't even make, like bait in the cold. 548 00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:08,886 All right, Wade, listen to me. This is really important. 549 00:40:09,012 --> 00:40:11,102 Don't tell them that we talked, okay? 550 00:40:14,039 --> 00:40:16,141 You know, I think they already know. 551 00:40:18,090 --> 00:40:19,696 Mr. Wachowski. 552 00:40:20,630 --> 00:40:21,783 Tom. 553 00:40:21,809 --> 00:40:23,766 I want you to know that the only other person 554 00:40:23,828 --> 00:40:26,896 who have ever punched me in the face was the school bully. 555 00:40:27,025 --> 00:40:29,830 He hit me in the cafeteria causing a blunt force contusion 556 00:40:29,980 --> 00:40:32,369 to the soft tissue surrounding my orbital bone. 557 00:40:32,443 --> 00:40:34,542 Humiliated me in front of the entire school. 558 00:40:34,695 --> 00:40:36,817 And you know what I did in response? 559 00:40:36,974 --> 00:40:39,583 I'm assuming that you reported him to the Principal's office, 560 00:40:39,698 --> 00:40:42,076 'cause, you know that kinda behavior is really unacceptable. 561 00:40:42,238 --> 00:40:45,142 No, I examined the inefficiency of a world with blunt traumed brain, 562 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,078 and I used technology to resolve that inefficiency. 563 00:40:48,225 --> 00:40:50,951 The boy ate his meals through a straw for a year. 564 00:40:51,222 --> 00:40:54,366 And I have never lost a fight again. Until today. 565 00:40:55,021 --> 00:40:56,346 Hooray for me then, huh? 566 00:40:56,458 --> 00:40:59,103 No, because you're about to become the bully with a straw! 567 00:40:59,251 --> 00:41:01,444 I'm coming for you, Mr. Wachowski. 568 00:41:01,839 --> 00:41:03,781 And when I catch you I'll-- 569 00:41:04,746 --> 00:41:06,751 Hello? Hello? 570 00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:10,484 -Hello? Hello? -I think he actually hung up. 571 00:41:10,531 --> 00:41:13,867 -Because I noticed that the light isn't on. -Thank you, Officer Brainfart. 572 00:41:13,998 --> 00:41:16,282 If you give me a second I can get an outside line. 573 00:41:16,417 --> 00:41:20,388 No, don't be bothered. You just sit there and be you- 574 00:41:21,594 --> 00:41:23,142 sless. 575 00:41:30,075 --> 00:41:32,732 No one's gonna erase my memory here? 576 00:41:33,931 --> 00:41:35,896 I will tell people about this. 577 00:41:39,002 --> 00:41:42,111 Okay, not exactly the healthiest meal, but... 578 00:41:43,305 --> 00:41:44,463 Sonic? 579 00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:52,065 No, no. 580 00:42:07,364 --> 00:42:08,687 Howdy, partner. 581 00:42:08,810 --> 00:42:10,599 I'm not your partner, come on, we're leaving. 582 00:42:10,724 --> 00:42:13,462 But there's a ZZ Top cover band, you gotta see their beards. 583 00:42:13,545 --> 00:42:16,009 We will have to catch them some other time. Let's go. Get up. 584 00:42:16,146 --> 00:42:19,458 If we stay I promise I won't say another word for the rest of the trip. 585 00:42:19,604 --> 00:42:21,021 Starting... now. 586 00:42:21,594 --> 00:42:23,986 Welcome to the Piston Pit, what can I get you fellas? 587 00:42:24,212 --> 00:42:28,605 I want nachos and buffalo wings, and guac. Funny word, isn't it? Guac. Guac. 588 00:42:29,343 --> 00:42:32,275 No kids allowed in here. What's he got on, some kinda mask? 589 00:42:33,056 --> 00:42:37,640 He's actually 43 years old, and suffers from a very rare skin disease. 590 00:42:37,788 --> 00:42:40,131 that stunts his growth, and makes him look... 591 00:42:40,488 --> 00:42:41,888 like-- like that. 592 00:42:42,027 --> 00:42:45,959 The face I was born with, the confidence I picked up along the way. 593 00:42:46,543 --> 00:42:48,904 -Make us a Mellow Yellow please. -Okay. 594 00:42:50,010 --> 00:42:52,748 -You owe me one. -I've never sat on the bar stool before. 595 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:56,065 So squishy. Oh, look at this, it spins! 596 00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,146 Yes. 597 00:42:58,803 --> 00:43:00,807 -I feel sick. -Having fun? 598 00:43:01,099 --> 00:43:03,866 Gonna check this off your bucket list, huh? Big night for ya? 599 00:43:03,985 --> 00:43:05,814 What's a bucket list? 600 00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:07,692 Bucket list is a... 601 00:43:08,097 --> 00:43:11,298 It's a list of things you wanna do in your life before you... 602 00:43:11,952 --> 00:43:13,115 well, kick the bucket. 603 00:43:13,226 --> 00:43:16,150 I've never kicked the bucket either. I gotta make my list. 604 00:43:21,927 --> 00:43:23,346 Sonic. 605 00:43:30,356 --> 00:43:31,468 Why? What's the matter? 606 00:43:31,620 --> 00:43:33,476 There are so much stuff I've never done. 607 00:43:33,635 --> 00:43:35,916 And now that I'm leaving Earth forever... 608 00:43:36,452 --> 00:43:38,259 I guess I missed my chance. 609 00:43:43,422 --> 00:43:46,796 Well, I guess this is the kinda place you can get a lot of live and done 610 00:43:46,939 --> 00:43:48,665 in a short period of time. 611 00:43:49,231 --> 00:43:50,936 I suppose we can spare an hour. 612 00:43:51,113 --> 00:43:53,443 What? You gonna bucket list with me? 613 00:43:53,771 --> 00:43:56,116 -Sure, why not. -You won't regret this. 614 00:43:56,350 --> 00:43:57,562 I'm pretty sure I will. 615 00:44:22,342 --> 00:44:23,878 New high score. 616 00:44:30,114 --> 00:44:33,886 Wait a second, does this bull missing a head or does it have two butts? 617 00:44:36,272 --> 00:44:38,384 -This is easy. -Okay. 618 00:44:43,123 --> 00:44:44,826 I'm a cowboy, baby. 619 00:44:47,849 --> 00:44:49,334 I'm okay. 620 00:44:55,805 --> 00:44:56,951 Yeah! 621 00:44:59,287 --> 00:45:00,899 Yeah, laugh it up. 622 00:45:01,091 --> 00:45:02,697 Nice work, Romeo. 623 00:45:03,176 --> 00:45:05,852 -Glad you're having a good time. -I am having a good time. 624 00:45:05,964 --> 00:45:08,680 I'm having the best time, I mean what could go wrong? 625 00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:13,951 Can we help you? 626 00:45:14,304 --> 00:45:18,290 -We don't like your kind around here. -Our kind? What kind is that? 627 00:45:20,388 --> 00:45:21,583 Hipsters. 628 00:45:22,143 --> 00:45:23,196 How dare you?! 629 00:45:23,309 --> 00:45:25,782 Hey, you know what? We were just leaving anyway, weren't we? 630 00:45:25,919 --> 00:45:27,592 -Not a problem-- -No, no. It's okay. 631 00:45:27,732 --> 00:45:28,675 No, no. We're leaving. 632 00:45:28,811 --> 00:45:31,313 I know exactly how to handle this situation. 633 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:33,609 Pop quiz hot-shot. 634 00:45:33,754 --> 00:45:36,405 You just picked a fight with a poorly disguised hedgehog 635 00:45:36,546 --> 00:45:39,385 who's seen way too many action movies. What do you do? 636 00:45:39,507 --> 00:45:41,162 What do you do? 637 00:45:43,833 --> 00:45:46,014 Am I crazy? It was supposed to break, right? 638 00:45:47,783 --> 00:45:50,607 Break please. Break please. Break please, bottle. Please. 639 00:45:50,776 --> 00:45:52,148 Sonic? 640 00:46:03,749 --> 00:46:06,353 -Nice doing. -Thanks. It's awesome, right? 641 00:46:06,522 --> 00:46:08,509 All right, who's next? Who wants some? 642 00:46:08,688 --> 00:46:10,266 Who do I get to beat up? 643 00:46:10,661 --> 00:46:15,063 Hey, has anybody seen my waitress? Still waiting on those buffalo wings. 644 00:46:15,955 --> 00:46:17,445 Ah, you! 645 00:46:28,925 --> 00:46:30,127 Really? 646 00:48:19,074 --> 00:48:21,841 -So, should we get out of here? -Yeah, time to go. 647 00:48:24,005 --> 00:48:25,026 That was amazing! 648 00:48:25,229 --> 00:48:28,120 Wait a second, did we even pay our tip? It doesn't matter! 649 00:48:28,303 --> 00:48:30,926 Watch this. Watch this. I always wanted to do this. 650 00:48:34,180 --> 00:48:36,654 -Get them! -See ya, suckers. 651 00:48:37,439 --> 00:48:40,007 I can't say for sure, but I think they liked me. 652 00:48:46,058 --> 00:48:47,469 -Yes! Yes! -Yeah! 653 00:48:47,614 --> 00:48:48,245 Ouch! 654 00:48:48,398 --> 00:48:51,255 -They got you pretty good. -I'm all right, have been hit harder. 655 00:48:51,413 --> 00:48:53,090 Did you see how much toilet paper I used? 656 00:48:53,238 --> 00:48:56,750 The next person that goes into that bathroom will have nothing to wipe with. 657 00:48:57,261 --> 00:49:00,921 The floors were sticky. The crowd was rough. And the odds were against us. 658 00:49:01,159 --> 00:49:04,421 But there was no stopping Donut Lord and the Blue Blur. 659 00:49:04,789 --> 00:49:07,230 Scratch another one off my list. 660 00:49:08,449 --> 00:49:10,362 You are a weird little dude. 661 00:49:22,874 --> 00:49:25,178 -Okay. -So, what are we gonna do now? 662 00:49:26,854 --> 00:49:28,914 I'm gonna pass out watching TV. 663 00:49:29,247 --> 00:49:31,735 -You should, too. -But this is my last night on Earth. 664 00:49:31,867 --> 00:49:34,190 -I wanna soak up every last second. -All right, well... 665 00:49:34,330 --> 00:49:37,552 Anything you can find to do in this room, you knock yourself out. 666 00:49:44,116 --> 00:49:46,208 Good times. 667 00:49:48,507 --> 00:49:49,960 Oh, come on. 668 00:49:50,231 --> 00:49:54,293 -That's awful, what did you eat? -I think it's called a chili dog. 669 00:49:54,985 --> 00:49:57,675 You might wanna check your fur on that one, buddy. 670 00:49:58,223 --> 00:50:01,212 Hey, so what's this next planet you're supposed to go to like? 671 00:50:01,465 --> 00:50:04,320 It's no Earth. I can tell you that. There's no people. 672 00:50:04,456 --> 00:50:07,377 Just breathable air and giant mushrooms, and stuff. 673 00:50:07,909 --> 00:50:09,622 Well, look at it this way. 674 00:50:10,001 --> 00:50:12,249 At least you won't be the only fun-gi. 675 00:50:12,905 --> 00:50:15,460 No, don't ever do that again. 676 00:50:16,598 --> 00:50:17,950 I liked it. 677 00:50:19,816 --> 00:50:21,807 I'm really gonna miss this place. 678 00:50:22,067 --> 00:50:25,622 I know I have to leave Earth to be safe, but what if Longclaw was wrong? 679 00:50:26,910 --> 00:50:28,915 Maybe I could have a life here. 680 00:50:33,588 --> 00:50:35,927 All right, we should get some sleep. 681 00:50:37,363 --> 00:50:40,519 You sleep, don't worry about me, I'm gonna stay up all night 682 00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:42,446 enjoying Earth while I can. 683 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:43,976 Sure, kid. 684 00:50:44,619 --> 00:50:46,763 As long as we're on the road by eight. 685 00:51:10,657 --> 00:51:14,777 Thomas Wachowski, accused of committing an act of domestic terrorism. 686 00:51:15,326 --> 00:51:17,974 Wachowski is considered armed and dangerous. 687 00:51:18,237 --> 00:51:21,249 Any information regarding his whereabouts should be reported 688 00:51:21,401 --> 00:51:23,234 to local authorities immediately. 689 00:51:29,454 --> 00:51:31,408 Did he say where he was going? 690 00:51:34,481 --> 00:51:36,759 Maybe. Maybe not. 691 00:51:37,896 --> 00:51:39,599 Like I'd ever tell you. 692 00:51:40,944 --> 00:51:42,503 Stand down, Agent Stone. 693 00:51:42,575 --> 00:51:45,043 This well-meaning citizen obviously doesn't understand 694 00:51:45,196 --> 00:51:47,154 the urgency of the matter. 695 00:51:49,484 --> 00:51:50,945 Really? 696 00:51:53,203 --> 00:51:55,915 Now, that's what I call 'good cop, bad cop'. 697 00:51:58,922 --> 00:52:00,510 Left yourself open. 698 00:52:03,064 --> 00:52:05,055 Judging by the quickest route to San Francisco, 699 00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:08,292 the approximate speed of their vehicle and local weather conditions... 700 00:52:09,878 --> 00:52:11,455 They should be... 701 00:52:12,114 --> 00:52:14,053 right about... 702 00:52:15,091 --> 00:52:16,434 here. 703 00:52:16,734 --> 00:52:19,964 -That's brilliant, Sir. -Thanks... for nothing. 704 00:52:22,895 --> 00:52:25,373 -So, what's on your bucket list? -Me? 705 00:52:25,507 --> 00:52:28,318 -Yeah, everyone has a bucket list, right? -Well, sure, but... 706 00:52:28,454 --> 00:52:30,295 I mean, you are the one leaving Earth. 707 00:52:30,676 --> 00:52:32,665 And I'm not planning on dying anytime soon. 708 00:52:32,812 --> 00:52:35,978 Don't be so sure, your best friend is a magnet for danger. 709 00:52:36,117 --> 00:52:38,034 You're anointing yourself as the bestie? 710 00:52:39,224 --> 00:52:41,197 Little presumptuous, but... I mean... 711 00:52:41,671 --> 00:52:43,821 I like you, of course, but... 712 00:52:44,050 --> 00:52:45,785 You know, we're not best friends. 713 00:52:46,153 --> 00:52:47,885 You tucked me in last night. 714 00:52:48,089 --> 00:52:51,178 -Fine, fine. Best animal friend. -That would be my dog Ozzy. 715 00:52:51,287 --> 00:52:55,112 Okay, let's trap this increasingly humiliating topic of conversation. 716 00:52:55,338 --> 00:52:57,124 Bucket list. Give it to me. 717 00:52:57,549 --> 00:52:59,491 Okay, there is one thing. 718 00:53:00,399 --> 00:53:02,320 In Green Hills I've always felt, 719 00:53:02,703 --> 00:53:05,874 I don't know, more like a baby sitter than a real cop, you know? 720 00:53:06,062 --> 00:53:08,892 So, I want a chance to prove myself under real pressure. 721 00:53:09,065 --> 00:53:11,830 I'm gonna move to San Francisco, become a street cop. 722 00:53:12,445 --> 00:53:15,090 And, I don't know, see if I have what it takes. 723 00:53:16,252 --> 00:53:17,471 What? 724 00:53:18,735 --> 00:53:22,260 -Why is your face doing that? -You're leaving Green Hills?! 725 00:53:22,994 --> 00:53:24,982 -Okay. -Bu-- But-- But why? 726 00:53:25,032 --> 00:53:28,093 -Why would you leave Green Hills? -This maybe hard for you to understand, 727 00:53:28,232 --> 00:53:30,867 but Green Hills is a small town, it's a very small town. 728 00:53:31,005 --> 00:53:33,467 It's not small. There are hundreds of people. 729 00:53:33,626 --> 00:53:35,165 That's a small town, dude. 730 00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:37,976 It's a perfect town, and the people need you. 731 00:53:38,081 --> 00:53:41,427 Please, I clean up their gutters, I jumpstart their cars in the winter. 732 00:53:41,563 --> 00:53:43,254 They can call anybody to do that. 733 00:53:43,377 --> 00:53:46,886 Sure, they can call anybody, but the don't. They call you. 734 00:54:03,996 --> 00:54:06,128 Eeny meeny miny... 735 00:54:07,341 --> 00:54:08,722 mayhem. 736 00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:21,934 -You're not making any sense. -Would you calm down? 737 00:54:21,938 --> 00:54:23,976 You come from a great town with great people, 738 00:54:24,126 --> 00:54:26,776 and by my count zero bad guys trying to kill you. 739 00:54:29,035 --> 00:54:31,505 Besides, what could possibly be more important 740 00:54:31,645 --> 00:54:33,961 than protecting the people you care about? 741 00:54:39,997 --> 00:54:41,519 Look, I get-- 742 00:54:43,337 --> 00:54:44,664 Yeah! 743 00:54:51,939 --> 00:54:55,614 You know what? I was wrong about you. You're not the Donut Lord at all. 744 00:54:55,739 --> 00:54:57,597 You're more like the Jerk Lord. 745 00:54:57,746 --> 00:55:00,330 Have you noticed the harpoon stuck in our dash?! 746 00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:07,196 Sonic! 747 00:55:07,363 --> 00:55:10,961 I was forced from my home, your home is perfect and you're leaving it. 748 00:55:11,108 --> 00:55:12,746 Why would you do that? 749 00:55:12,871 --> 00:55:15,201 -Your body! -No, no! Not again! 750 00:55:15,437 --> 00:55:17,233 -Hey, hold on! -Why? 751 00:55:17,353 --> 00:55:18,722 Because I'm gonna do this. 752 00:55:37,310 --> 00:55:38,518 Sonic! 753 00:55:39,932 --> 00:55:41,343 Sonic! 754 00:55:45,445 --> 00:55:47,911 Guess I had a bonus life. 755 00:55:50,474 --> 00:55:51,669 Yeah, baby! 756 00:55:51,868 --> 00:55:54,044 Sonic - one, big tank - zero. 757 00:55:54,374 --> 00:55:56,224 I'm sorry. Did we get this on camera? 758 00:55:56,336 --> 00:55:58,706 -How are you not dead? -I have no idea. 759 00:55:59,157 --> 00:56:00,495 But do you see me dancing? 760 00:56:00,648 --> 00:56:03,157 -Yes, I saw your dance. -Is that all you've got? 761 00:56:03,303 --> 00:56:05,241 No, but thank you for asking. 762 00:56:08,961 --> 00:56:10,060 Sonic! 763 00:56:10,512 --> 00:56:13,106 -Get back in the truck! -You go, I'll catch up. 764 00:56:24,293 --> 00:56:26,569 I think that tank just had a baby. 765 00:56:39,156 --> 00:56:40,590 Incoming! 766 00:56:42,708 --> 00:56:45,316 -It's my turn! -You just had. Now it's mine! 767 00:56:45,479 --> 00:56:47,590 Hey, stop fighting, or I'm taking that thing away! 768 00:56:47,771 --> 00:56:48,921 Yeah, right, Dad. 769 00:57:00,827 --> 00:57:02,819 -Where are you going? -Just drive the car. 770 00:57:02,987 --> 00:57:04,502 I'll take care of this. 771 00:57:04,691 --> 00:57:06,556 And if I don't make it, just ditch me, 772 00:57:06,698 --> 00:57:08,074 you seem good at that. 773 00:57:17,590 --> 00:57:19,749 Hey, everyone, welcome back to my livestream. 774 00:57:19,867 --> 00:57:22,095 Today, we're destroying robots. Step one. 775 00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:28,844 Yes! We did it! 776 00:57:33,585 --> 00:57:36,100 We did not do it. Who is this guy? 777 00:57:36,511 --> 00:57:38,680 Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going? 778 00:57:38,836 --> 00:57:41,173 My turn, here, just keep us going straight. 779 00:57:41,528 --> 00:57:42,872 I put on cruise control. 780 00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:46,763 I feel just like Vin Diesel. It's all about family, Tom. 781 00:57:53,942 --> 00:57:57,731 Quick suggestion. Roll up into a ball and smash him with your body. 782 00:57:58,968 --> 00:58:01,312 Whoa! Where'd you learn how to drive?! 783 00:58:01,490 --> 00:58:04,031 Here, in this truck, it's happening as we speak. 784 00:58:07,044 --> 00:58:08,964 I can't reach it, bring it in closer. 785 00:58:09,099 --> 00:58:11,471 -What? -Bring it in closer. Hit the brakes. 786 00:58:11,724 --> 00:58:14,656 -Oh, you mean this one? -The other brakes! 787 00:58:29,053 --> 00:58:32,221 Give me a big fat break! 788 00:58:38,271 --> 00:58:40,305 This one is cute, let's keep him. 789 00:58:43,907 --> 00:58:45,020 Oh, come on! 790 00:58:45,154 --> 00:58:47,476 How can something so adorable be so terrible. 791 00:58:50,810 --> 00:58:52,704 You got car insurance, right? 792 00:58:59,091 --> 00:59:00,525 Buzz off! 793 00:59:00,911 --> 00:59:03,597 -That doesn't sound good. -No, beeping means bad! Get rid of it! 794 00:59:03,711 --> 00:59:04,439 I'm trying. 795 00:59:04,558 --> 00:59:06,532 Just throw it off the window! Throw it anywhere! 796 00:59:06,659 --> 00:59:09,018 -I can't get it off! -All right, I'm pulling over. 797 00:59:16,595 --> 00:59:18,426 -Did I get it? -No. 798 00:59:20,218 --> 00:59:21,788 Here, hold still. 799 00:59:22,541 --> 00:59:24,322 It's going. It's going. 800 00:59:24,570 --> 00:59:25,926 It's still here. 801 00:59:29,072 --> 00:59:32,291 Get off me! Nailed it! 802 00:59:41,958 --> 00:59:43,285 Sonic! 803 00:59:50,418 --> 00:59:51,635 No, no. 804 00:59:58,654 --> 01:00:00,379 Hey, come on. You're all right. 805 01:00:00,522 --> 01:00:02,689 Wake up. Wake up. 806 01:00:09,425 --> 01:00:10,831 Did we get them? 807 01:00:11,552 --> 01:00:13,430 Oh, no, there they are. 808 01:00:13,698 --> 01:00:16,435 They are real survivors, those two. 809 01:00:21,368 --> 01:00:23,164 Can we have a moment? 810 01:00:25,598 --> 01:00:27,630 Pin yourself to the wall. 811 01:00:28,566 --> 01:00:30,784 You know, I won't miss you when you're gone. 812 01:00:30,909 --> 01:00:34,849 Human beings are unreliable and stupid, and I care very little about them. 813 01:00:34,986 --> 01:00:37,323 But my machines are diligent, relentless. 814 01:00:37,531 --> 01:00:39,478 They're everything to me! 815 01:00:53,977 --> 01:00:55,551 Interesting. 816 01:01:17,322 --> 01:01:19,919 Hold on, buddy. You'll be all right. 817 01:01:20,391 --> 01:01:21,775 You'll be all right. 818 01:01:26,554 --> 01:01:29,392 -I beg you, Rachel. No. It's emergency. -No, no. Not today. Goodbye. Bye bye. 819 01:01:29,530 --> 01:01:31,509 -Would you stop? Open it please. Maddie! -Bye. Bye. 820 01:01:31,537 --> 01:01:34,704 -Don't do this to me please. It's important. -Tom! Oh my God. Rachel let him in! 821 01:01:34,832 --> 01:01:37,608 I am calling the Police. No, I am calling the FBI. I am calling the CIA. 822 01:01:37,620 --> 01:01:39,113 -I am calling someone. -Don't do that. 823 01:01:39,172 --> 01:01:40,713 -I'm calling your Mother. -Okay. Got it. 824 01:01:40,847 --> 01:01:42,624 -Maddie, can we just-- -Tom, what's going on? 825 01:01:42,667 --> 01:01:44,886 You're all over the news. I've been trying to call you. 826 01:01:44,901 --> 01:01:46,887 I had to ditch my phone so they couldn't track me. 827 01:01:46,817 --> 01:01:48,108 -Ditch his phone? -Track? You? 828 01:01:48,238 --> 01:01:49,924 -Uncle Tommy! -Jojo! Hey. 829 01:01:50,054 --> 01:01:53,235 -Now your niece is an accessory to treason. -She's not. 830 01:01:53,435 --> 01:01:56,541 -Would you calm down. -Calm down? I will not calm down! 831 01:01:56,693 --> 01:02:00,045 Yes, calm down. Stop talking. No, Ozzy, please. I know, good to see you. 832 01:02:00,251 --> 01:02:03,130 - No, no! Ozzy, stop! -Oh, good ol' Lord Baby Jesus! 833 01:02:03,353 --> 01:02:06,070 What is that, Tom? Is it plutonium? Is it emails? 834 01:02:06,195 --> 01:02:09,586 Yes, it's plutonium. Can we just please-- Can we just go to your room and talk-- 835 01:02:09,610 --> 01:02:10,710 Stop it, Ozzy! Quit it! 836 01:02:10,850 --> 01:02:13,368 -This is why I told you he was no good. -I'm not engaging-- 837 01:02:13,656 --> 01:02:15,238 -No, Ozzy, quit it! -Door now open. 838 01:02:15,366 --> 01:02:16,281 -Locked. -No, it's unlocked. 839 01:02:16,871 --> 01:02:18,954 Ozzy, no! Ozzy! No, no! 840 01:02:20,646 --> 01:02:22,084 Oh, catch me, Jojo. 841 01:02:24,148 --> 01:02:25,822 Oh, thank God! 842 01:02:27,084 --> 01:02:28,349 Can I get a glass of water? 843 01:04:09,526 --> 01:04:13,006 I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk. 844 01:04:13,461 --> 01:04:16,807 What do I look like, an imbecile? Of course, I want a latte! 845 01:04:17,027 --> 01:04:18,946 I love the way you make them! 846 01:04:25,485 --> 01:04:27,903 Ready the prototype. 847 01:04:28,413 --> 01:04:33,838 With this kind of power my machines can finally reach their full potential. 848 01:04:40,242 --> 01:04:42,098 He's gonna be okay, Jojo. 849 01:04:43,490 --> 01:04:45,840 Oh, thank God. He's gonna be okay, right? 850 01:04:46,137 --> 01:04:48,874 I'm a vet, Tom, I don't even know what I'm looking at here. 851 01:04:49,004 --> 01:04:50,963 Well, he's a hedgehog... Or so he says. 852 01:04:51,168 --> 01:04:52,857 -It talks? -Almost constantly. 853 01:04:53,162 --> 01:04:54,179 Okay. 854 01:04:55,937 --> 01:04:57,021 -Holy... -What? 855 01:04:57,196 --> 01:04:58,816 Its pulse is super fast. 856 01:04:58,958 --> 01:05:01,077 Well, that actually might be normal for him. 857 01:05:01,130 --> 01:05:04,433 -I don't know. You gotta help him, Maddie. -I don't know his physiology. 858 01:05:04,568 --> 01:05:07,486 He doesn't seem to have any broken bones. He's just... 859 01:05:08,371 --> 01:05:09,911 really banged up. 860 01:05:11,209 --> 01:05:13,176 Look at its poor little feet. 861 01:05:16,785 --> 01:05:19,381 Hang in there, buddy. You gonna be all right. 862 01:05:22,629 --> 01:05:25,247 Jojo, untie your Mo-- Jojo! 863 01:05:25,674 --> 01:05:28,284 Untie Mommy. Sweetie. 864 01:05:28,987 --> 01:05:30,110 Jojo! 865 01:05:33,001 --> 01:05:34,619 I have to go to the bathroom. 866 01:05:34,766 --> 01:05:36,459 He's gonna be okay, right? 867 01:05:36,608 --> 01:05:39,139 Like he's gonna snap outta this. He'll wake up soon. 868 01:05:39,336 --> 01:05:41,637 Oh, smelling salts! Don't you have like vet smelling salts, 869 01:05:41,778 --> 01:05:44,006 like for cats, or parakeets or something? 870 01:05:44,156 --> 01:05:47,074 -No, they don't make cat smelling salts. -They should. 871 01:05:47,504 --> 01:05:51,583 I have human smelling salts in my human first aid kit. 872 01:05:52,864 --> 01:05:54,113 Okay. 873 01:05:56,312 --> 01:05:57,460 Come on, buddy. 874 01:05:57,607 --> 01:05:58,939 Gotta go fast! 875 01:06:02,356 --> 01:06:04,715 Where am I? What year is it? Is the Rock President? 876 01:06:04,841 --> 01:06:06,787 Whoa, whoa, buddy. You're okay. Calm down. 877 01:06:06,923 --> 01:06:09,129 -Oh, hi Pretzel Lady! -Hi. 878 01:06:10,051 --> 01:06:11,051 Tom? 879 01:06:11,222 --> 01:06:13,004 -Yeah? -Can I talk to you please? 880 01:06:16,170 --> 01:06:18,217 Space hedgehog, stay there. Try to rest. 881 01:06:18,339 --> 01:06:21,531 You got it. I am great at resting. I rest better than anybody. 882 01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:23,305 Still talking. 883 01:06:23,433 --> 01:06:27,070 First of all, can we take a moment to acknowledge how under control I've been. 884 01:06:27,185 --> 01:06:28,548 -Amazing. -Didn't freak out. 885 01:06:28,665 --> 01:06:30,525 -No. -Totally calm. 886 01:06:30,933 --> 01:06:32,477 Thank you. 887 01:06:33,195 --> 01:06:34,885 Second of all, 888 01:06:35,398 --> 01:06:38,341 what the heck is going on?! Is that thing an alien? 889 01:06:38,497 --> 01:06:42,903 Okay, so, remember how Crazy Carl is always going on about the Blue Devil? 890 01:06:43,782 --> 01:06:45,897 -That's him. He's real? -Dah! 891 01:06:46,021 --> 01:06:48,492 What is he doing here? What are you doing here? 892 01:06:49,633 --> 01:06:52,787 I kinda sorta shot our little blue friend with your tranq gun. 893 01:06:52,912 --> 01:06:55,215 -No, you did not! -I didn't-- I didn't mean to. 894 01:06:55,330 --> 01:06:57,386 Okay, this is kinda hard for me to explain. 895 01:06:57,451 --> 01:06:59,187 And it's gonna sound a little bit crazy. 896 01:06:59,313 --> 01:07:02,663 He has to get to the Transamerica building, and I promised I'd take him. 897 01:07:03,992 --> 01:07:05,127 Aliens? 898 01:07:05,392 --> 01:07:07,401 Maddie, your husband's lost his mind. 899 01:07:07,548 --> 01:07:11,154 You can use this as an opportunity to leave him. No one would judge you. 900 01:07:16,159 --> 01:07:18,537 So you won't hurt your feet anymore. 901 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,393 Really? 902 01:07:21,362 --> 01:07:23,675 No one's ever given me a gift before. 903 01:07:24,484 --> 01:07:26,685 I gotta check it off my bucket list. 904 01:07:36,065 --> 01:07:37,986 All right. Lookin' good. 905 01:07:41,109 --> 01:07:42,269 Okay. 906 01:07:42,529 --> 01:07:45,430 You said you wanted to help people in real trouble, right? 907 01:07:45,905 --> 01:07:47,280 Well, that's what you're doing. 908 01:07:47,475 --> 01:07:50,979 Blue alien hedgehogs still count as people, right? 909 01:07:51,137 --> 01:07:52,393 -I think so, too. -Yeah. 910 01:07:52,522 --> 01:07:54,038 -I think. -Okay. 911 01:07:54,198 --> 01:07:57,888 I love you. Did I tell you that already? I don't deserve you, you know that? 912 01:07:58,077 --> 01:07:59,624 I know that. 913 01:08:02,118 --> 01:08:03,106 So, 914 01:08:03,206 --> 01:08:06,790 you're supposed to be Tom's best friend that he won't shut up about. 915 01:08:08,375 --> 01:08:10,201 Well, I don't see the appeal. 916 01:08:11,984 --> 01:08:14,677 Stop. That is very gross. 917 01:08:16,793 --> 01:08:17,848 -Hey. -Hey. 918 01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:19,059 So, 919 01:08:19,192 --> 01:08:21,317 my truck still runs, but it's pretty much total. 920 01:08:21,436 --> 01:08:23,633 You think your sister would mind if we borrowed her car? 921 01:08:23,761 --> 01:08:25,553 You have got to be kidding me! 922 01:08:26,279 --> 01:08:28,508 -She'll be fine. -Yes, let's do that. 923 01:08:28,853 --> 01:08:31,045 This is my house! 924 01:08:33,435 --> 01:08:36,729 Whoa, whoa... Now this is my turn. And I pull around him. 925 01:08:36,877 --> 01:08:39,390 Sorry. And... perfect park. 926 01:08:39,691 --> 01:08:42,411 -What are you, crazy? -Is there anything you didn't hit? 927 01:08:42,548 --> 01:08:45,301 -Why did we let the alien drive? -Hey, I got us here. 928 01:08:45,465 --> 01:08:47,375 And please, five stars. 929 01:08:48,567 --> 01:08:49,927 So, this is it? 930 01:08:50,113 --> 01:08:51,760 That's it. That's your pyramid. 931 01:08:52,295 --> 01:08:55,362 -Wow! Look at that thing. -What happens now? 932 01:08:56,268 --> 01:08:58,838 -Oh, he's... gone. -Yup. 933 01:09:00,090 --> 01:09:02,798 No good. You need a special key to get to the roof. 934 01:09:03,779 --> 01:09:05,355 What now? 935 01:09:05,518 --> 01:09:08,710 Time for me to abuse the power entrusted to me. 936 01:09:18,568 --> 01:09:19,942 We got a jumper on the roof. 937 01:09:20,064 --> 01:09:23,393 Gotta get up there fast, or we gonna have a human pancake on our hands. 938 01:09:23,564 --> 01:09:25,870 You came all the way from Montana? 939 01:09:26,121 --> 01:09:28,346 Yup, that's how serious it is. 940 01:09:32,786 --> 01:09:34,128 Okay. 941 01:09:35,547 --> 01:09:37,163 You just saved a life. 942 01:09:40,627 --> 01:09:41,987 Come on. Come on. 943 01:09:45,804 --> 01:09:48,453 How much longer? I can't breathe in here. 944 01:09:50,629 --> 01:09:52,919 Hello? Anybody there? 945 01:09:53,083 --> 01:09:55,037 Do you have your child in that bag? 946 01:09:55,268 --> 01:09:56,411 No. 947 01:09:56,578 --> 01:09:59,025 I mean yes, it's a child, but it's not mine. 948 01:10:00,147 --> 01:10:01,524 It's not your child? 949 01:10:01,888 --> 01:10:03,919 Relax, I'm a cop, okay? 950 01:10:04,041 --> 01:10:05,872 Plus he likes it in there, don't you, buddy? 951 01:10:06,009 --> 01:10:07,306 Why would I like it in here? 952 01:10:07,446 --> 01:10:10,332 This is worse than the dog cage you had me in earlier. 953 01:10:11,043 --> 01:10:12,785 Such a kidder. 954 01:10:13,791 --> 01:10:15,207 Okay. 955 01:10:15,318 --> 01:10:17,958 No, I'm scared of the dark! Is anybody there? 956 01:10:31,148 --> 01:10:33,259 What were you keeping in this bag? 957 01:10:33,492 --> 01:10:35,222 A jar of pickled farts? 958 01:10:35,381 --> 01:10:37,665 All right, all right, what are we looking for? 959 01:10:40,215 --> 01:10:41,493 This! 960 01:10:41,954 --> 01:10:44,082 Okay, what happens now? 961 01:10:44,192 --> 01:10:47,604 Now, all I have to do is think of where I want the other end of the ring to appear, 962 01:10:47,734 --> 01:10:49,426 -and I throw it. -So, that's it? 963 01:10:49,802 --> 01:10:51,729 -We did it? -Yeah. We did it. 964 01:10:52,455 --> 01:10:55,944 Hey, sorry we didn't get to do everything on your bucket list, pal. 965 01:10:56,108 --> 01:10:58,940 It's okay. I did the ones I needed the most. 966 01:10:59,866 --> 01:11:03,564 -You two are so cute, like... -Oh, please. What? 967 01:11:03,704 --> 01:11:05,746 -We are not. -No, we're not cute. 968 01:11:05,886 --> 01:11:09,017 We are a couple of loose cannons just living by our own rules. 969 01:11:09,141 --> 01:11:10,681 -Exactly. Yeah. -Really? 970 01:11:10,824 --> 01:11:13,980 And our rules include expressing heartfelt emotions. 971 01:11:14,131 --> 01:11:15,308 If you say so. 972 01:11:15,539 --> 01:11:17,045 Okay then. 973 01:11:17,328 --> 01:11:18,378 All right. 974 01:11:19,454 --> 01:11:21,454 -You gotta go, right? -Yeah, I gotta go, so... 975 01:11:21,571 --> 01:11:24,743 -I gotta go. We gotta go, too. -So, see-- All right. Bye bye. 976 01:11:28,939 --> 01:11:30,571 Just one more thing. 977 01:11:38,648 --> 01:11:40,783 I'm sorry I was so hard on you. 978 01:11:43,225 --> 01:11:46,052 I know it's a tough decision for you to leave Green Hills. 979 01:11:46,420 --> 01:11:49,125 Walking away from something you care about 980 01:11:49,595 --> 01:11:51,282 has to be painful. 981 01:11:51,416 --> 01:11:53,457 You're not sure you really wanna go, huh? 982 01:11:54,294 --> 01:11:57,199 I don't wanna go, but I can't stay. 983 01:11:57,738 --> 01:12:00,509 As long as I'm here I put everyone in danger. 984 01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:02,375 I can't do that. 985 01:12:03,316 --> 01:12:06,034 I just want you to know that these last two days 986 01:12:06,168 --> 01:12:09,917 have been the best two days of my life. 987 01:12:12,984 --> 01:12:14,655 You know I never though I'd say this 988 01:12:14,787 --> 01:12:17,297 but I'm actually gonna miss you, you little Blue Devil. 989 01:12:17,444 --> 01:12:19,490 I'll miss you too, Donut Lord. 990 01:12:20,323 --> 01:12:21,480 Thank you. 991 01:12:22,191 --> 01:12:23,471 For what? 992 01:12:24,101 --> 01:12:25,682 For saving my life. 993 01:12:43,672 --> 01:12:46,573 Okay, did someone leave their 'Find my Phone' on? 994 01:13:12,874 --> 01:13:15,935 Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski. 995 01:13:16,619 --> 01:13:18,454 Are you enjoying the clam chowder? 996 01:13:18,568 --> 01:13:20,988 It's the government wack job who keeps trying to kill us, 997 01:13:21,103 --> 01:13:21,932 unsuccessfully. 998 01:13:22,338 --> 01:13:24,416 Nice of you to swing by on your way to Comic-Con. 999 01:13:24,548 --> 01:13:26,044 Yeah, what are you wearing? 1000 01:13:27,576 --> 01:13:29,052 It's a flight suit. 1001 01:13:29,232 --> 01:13:31,895 Designed to modulate my body temperature and reduce drag. 1002 01:13:32,124 --> 01:13:34,019 Yeah, and yet you're still are one. 1003 01:13:34,435 --> 01:13:37,287 Good one, you are catching fire, Thomas. 1004 01:13:37,668 --> 01:13:40,573 Oh, and speaking of heat, I see you've taken a lover. 1005 01:13:40,716 --> 01:13:44,277 Does she have a name, or should we just call her 'collateral damage'? 1006 01:13:44,486 --> 01:13:45,698 Hey, watch your mouth! 1007 01:13:45,842 --> 01:13:48,269 Unless you want a little more of what I gave you earlier? 1008 01:13:48,393 --> 01:13:49,474 Punched him in a face. 1009 01:13:49,591 --> 01:13:51,965 Oh, you punched him right in the face. It was awesome. 1010 01:13:52,102 --> 01:13:55,001 The time for talking is over! It's time to push buttons. 1011 01:13:55,134 --> 01:13:57,965 Your flying eggs are pretty impressive, Mr. Eggman. 1012 01:13:58,197 --> 01:14:00,627 But let's face it, you'll never catch me. 1013 01:14:00,766 --> 01:14:02,293 Confidence, 1014 01:14:02,570 --> 01:14:04,859 a fool's substitute for intelligence. 1015 01:14:12,334 --> 01:14:14,014 That's not good. 1016 01:14:14,408 --> 01:14:17,607 Sonic, I know you got the super speed and everything, but Maddie and I-- 1017 01:14:17,730 --> 01:14:19,877 Totally defenseless, probably gonna get blown up? 1018 01:14:19,998 --> 01:14:21,321 Pretty much, yeah. 1019 01:14:21,876 --> 01:14:24,600 Don't worry, I know exactly what to do. 1020 01:14:31,796 --> 01:14:33,778 I was not expecting that. 1021 01:14:34,058 --> 01:14:37,199 But I was expecting not to expect something, so it doesn't count. 1022 01:15:37,557 --> 01:15:38,809 Come on! 1023 01:15:38,937 --> 01:15:41,133 Com-- Com-- Come on! Come on! 1024 01:16:07,605 --> 01:16:10,080 Hi Tom. Glad you're here. 1025 01:16:10,218 --> 01:16:13,430 Could use some help. Old Bessie is about to give birth. 1026 01:16:14,096 --> 01:16:15,444 Give me a minute. 1027 01:16:18,156 --> 01:16:21,265 Can I give you one genius piece of advice? 1028 01:16:21,856 --> 01:16:23,268 Don't run. 1029 01:16:23,408 --> 01:16:25,550 It'll only hurt more if you do. 1030 01:16:25,770 --> 01:16:28,146 And it's bad for your joints, they proved it. 1031 01:16:28,289 --> 01:16:32,023 All right, Eggman, you wanna get fast? Let's get fast. 1032 01:16:35,004 --> 01:16:36,925 The hard way it is. 1033 01:16:55,651 --> 01:16:57,952 That was an illegal left, by the way. 1034 01:17:00,219 --> 01:17:02,041 So, here we are again. 1035 01:17:02,183 --> 01:17:03,909 We've been through so much together. 1036 01:17:04,026 --> 01:17:06,550 Now you understand why there's a psychotic robot-doctor 1037 01:17:06,681 --> 01:17:08,912 chasing a super sonic blue hedgehog. 1038 01:17:08,998 --> 01:17:10,260 Wanna know how it ends? 1039 01:17:10,410 --> 01:17:11,864 Yeah, me too. 1040 01:17:29,287 --> 01:17:32,695 How is this possible?! No one's ever caught up to me before. 1041 01:17:40,470 --> 01:17:41,959 Coming through! 1042 01:17:44,916 --> 01:17:46,878 Excusez-moi, monsieur. 1043 01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:53,340 Here we go. Room to open it up. 1044 01:18:02,336 --> 01:18:03,848 I can't lose him! 1045 01:18:18,184 --> 01:18:20,760 If you can't beat him, blind him. 1046 01:18:23,758 --> 01:18:25,850 Lost visual contact. 1047 01:18:30,595 --> 01:18:32,642 You're not allowed up there! 1048 01:18:32,803 --> 01:18:34,939 It's one of the Seven Wonders. 1049 01:18:58,871 --> 01:19:01,158 -Get out of here! -Go! Go! 1050 01:19:08,415 --> 01:19:11,440 You're an astonishing little creature. 1051 01:19:14,102 --> 01:19:16,104 It'll be funny to take you back to the lab 1052 01:19:16,260 --> 01:19:18,825 for a litany of invasive exploratory procedures. 1053 01:19:19,467 --> 01:19:21,771 Any last words? 1054 01:19:21,968 --> 01:19:23,382 Guac. 1055 01:19:23,627 --> 01:19:25,268 I like that word. 1056 01:19:26,198 --> 01:19:28,667 I don't have to tell you how many scientific breakthroughs 1057 01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:31,170 have been made possible by animal testing. 1058 01:19:31,294 --> 01:19:32,645 You're being very selfish. 1059 01:19:32,786 --> 01:19:34,623 -Going my way? -What a-- 1060 01:19:40,216 --> 01:19:42,383 Who the hell do you think you are?! 1061 01:19:45,466 --> 01:19:47,454 I'm the Donut Lord, you son of a-- 1062 01:19:52,048 --> 01:19:54,179 Autopilot, adjust. 1063 01:19:54,626 --> 01:19:55,787 Why? 1064 01:19:56,168 --> 01:19:59,358 Why would you throw your life away for this thing? 1065 01:19:59,514 --> 01:20:01,057 That's why I don't have friends. 1066 01:20:01,215 --> 01:20:03,220 Next thing you know, you're somebody's best man, 1067 01:20:03,367 --> 01:20:05,097 they wanna have the wedding out of town. 1068 01:20:05,236 --> 01:20:07,320 Like nobody has anything better to do! 1069 01:20:07,528 --> 01:20:09,552 Anyway, where were we? 1070 01:20:09,748 --> 01:20:10,858 Oh, yes, 1071 01:20:11,028 --> 01:20:12,765 you were about to die. 1072 01:20:14,691 --> 01:20:16,825 It's our Sheriff you're messing with. 1073 01:20:18,139 --> 01:20:19,818 Do you know Blue Devil? 1074 01:20:19,982 --> 01:20:23,012 Who everyone can see is a very real creature, 1075 01:20:23,396 --> 01:20:26,365 and not at all invented by me! 1076 01:20:28,539 --> 01:20:30,509 -Be careful. -Just-- pull it away-- 1077 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:31,848 Tom. 1078 01:20:45,147 --> 01:20:47,458 I don't mean to be indelicate here. 1079 01:20:47,824 --> 01:20:50,859 But someone should get some ice to keep the body fresh. 1080 01:20:53,602 --> 01:20:56,251 He's just a silly little alien. 1081 01:20:56,487 --> 01:20:58,437 He didn't belong here! 1082 01:20:59,969 --> 01:21:01,539 That little alien 1083 01:21:02,168 --> 01:21:05,570 knew more about being human than you ever will. 1084 01:21:06,367 --> 01:21:08,238 His name was Sonic. 1085 01:21:08,604 --> 01:21:10,416 This was his home. 1086 01:21:11,001 --> 01:21:12,892 And he was my friend. 1087 01:21:37,549 --> 01:21:39,185 He's all yours. 1088 01:21:40,451 --> 01:21:41,864 Everyone get back! 1089 01:21:45,354 --> 01:21:48,242 I think you have something that belongs to me. 1090 01:21:58,954 --> 01:22:00,865 This is my power! 1091 01:22:01,053 --> 01:22:03,466 And I'm not using it to run away anymore. 1092 01:22:03,647 --> 01:22:06,912 I'm using it to protect my friends! 1093 01:23:05,443 --> 01:23:06,791 Now you've done it! 1094 01:23:06,956 --> 01:23:09,655 Guess what, Eggman, I'm not leaving Earth. 1095 01:23:09,826 --> 01:23:11,195 You are! 1096 01:23:11,333 --> 01:23:12,684 Donut Lord? 1097 01:24:01,540 --> 01:24:04,296 -Told you you got this. -Hey, we got this. 1098 01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:19,557 -These belong to you. -Thank you very much. 1099 01:24:20,395 --> 01:24:22,419 No more pushing people off the buildings. 1100 01:24:22,584 --> 01:24:24,209 You know I can't promise that. 1101 01:24:27,287 --> 01:24:30,389 -You did pretty good, space hog. -Thanks, Donut Lord. 1102 01:24:30,538 --> 01:24:33,365 You gonna have to explain this 'Donut Lord' thing. 1103 01:24:33,520 --> 01:24:36,071 Nope, sorry, that's for me and our little guy. Right? 1104 01:24:36,370 --> 01:24:38,515 We got our thing, you got your thing with your... 1105 01:24:38,634 --> 01:24:40,252 -sister. -Oh my God, my sister. 1106 01:24:40,419 --> 01:24:42,751 Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast. 1107 01:24:44,502 --> 01:24:46,561 Jojo, put on my Fitbit. 1108 01:24:47,357 --> 01:24:49,175 Then I'll at least get some steps. 1109 01:24:49,329 --> 01:24:51,158 We can never go back there. 1110 01:24:52,036 --> 01:24:53,568 I mean, are we? 1111 01:24:55,599 --> 01:24:57,976 'Cause it kinda feels like we're home right now. 1112 01:24:58,481 --> 01:25:00,190 Really? 1113 01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:03,885 I kinda feel like I checked the 'save the life' 1114 01:25:04,053 --> 01:25:05,904 box off my bucket list. 1115 01:25:08,337 --> 01:25:12,086 Now all I wanna do is to spend my life with the people I care about. 1116 01:25:13,555 --> 01:25:15,611 I wanna check that box. 1117 01:25:16,064 --> 01:25:17,976 Okay. I like that. 1118 01:25:18,249 --> 01:25:20,807 All right, everybody. Nothing to see here. 1119 01:25:21,345 --> 01:25:24,014 Disperse. Just another ordinary day in Green Hills. 1120 01:25:24,165 --> 01:25:25,988 Carl, I'll take that chainsaw. 1121 01:25:26,284 --> 01:25:28,070 Come on, let's go! 1122 01:25:28,262 --> 01:25:30,427 You act like you've never seen a fight between 1123 01:25:30,580 --> 01:25:34,532 an intergalactic space rodent and a robot with a doctorate. 1124 01:25:43,672 --> 01:25:45,134 You got enough there? 1125 01:25:45,403 --> 01:25:47,464 -Yes, Mr. Manager. -You need any more? 1126 01:25:47,693 --> 01:25:49,016 Get that-- 1127 01:25:59,682 --> 01:26:01,679 Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski? 1128 01:26:02,347 --> 01:26:03,690 Yes? 1129 01:26:05,744 --> 01:26:07,844 A token of appreciation from your government. 1130 01:26:08,011 --> 01:26:11,309 For keeping quiet about recent incidents, which never occurred. 1131 01:26:13,381 --> 01:26:14,650 Wow! 1132 01:26:15,030 --> 01:26:17,548 -Wonder what it is. -Money to fix the house? 1133 01:26:17,713 --> 01:26:19,966 -Letter from the President? -You'll see. 1134 01:26:20,408 --> 01:26:21,898 Okay. 1135 01:26:24,806 --> 01:26:27,018 -Olive Garden? -Yeah. 1136 01:26:27,306 --> 01:26:28,844 The way you said "you'll see" 1137 01:26:29,008 --> 01:26:31,574 made me think it was something better than the things we said. 1138 01:26:31,717 --> 01:26:33,930 Have you tried their 'Never Ending Pasta Bowl'? 1139 01:26:34,157 --> 01:26:35,787 It never ends. 1140 01:26:36,009 --> 01:26:37,735 That sounds fancy. 1141 01:26:37,941 --> 01:26:40,695 Well, thank you. We appreciate the gesture. 1142 01:26:41,326 --> 01:26:44,466 Oh, hey, I guess we can close the file on that Robotnik guy, huh? 1143 01:26:44,634 --> 01:26:46,022 Just disappeared? 1144 01:26:46,181 --> 01:26:50,058 I'm sorry, but, no such person exists, or ever has existed. 1145 01:26:51,297 --> 01:26:52,487 I wish that was true. 1146 01:26:52,653 --> 01:26:54,511 You haven't by any chance been in contact 1147 01:26:54,654 --> 01:26:57,226 with a certain alien creature since the incident, have you? 1148 01:26:57,398 --> 01:26:59,290 Uncle Sam would love to have a chat with him. 1149 01:26:59,473 --> 01:27:01,852 Very casual, brunch perhaps. 1150 01:27:03,439 --> 01:27:06,466 Oh, you mean the little blue guy? No, no. Nothing. 1151 01:27:07,473 --> 01:27:09,651 Doubt we'll ever hear from him again. 1152 01:27:11,016 --> 01:27:13,198 -Very well. -Okay. 1153 01:27:13,693 --> 01:27:15,535 -Thank you. -Great. 1154 01:27:17,765 --> 01:27:19,066 Yup. 1155 01:27:22,290 --> 01:27:24,988 To be honest, I'm pretty pumped about the pasta bowl. 1156 01:27:25,512 --> 01:27:27,380 So, you guys wanna watch a movie or what? 1157 01:27:27,515 --> 01:27:30,760 Sorry, buddy, it's a school night, it's time for you to go back to your cave. 1158 01:27:30,879 --> 01:27:32,489 What? It's three in the afternoon! 1159 01:27:32,623 --> 01:27:34,552 You know how you get when you're tired, come on. 1160 01:27:34,675 --> 01:27:36,157 Me? I'm not like anything. 1161 01:27:36,297 --> 01:27:39,317 -You guys are so uncool. -Yeah, yeah. We know. 1162 01:27:39,946 --> 01:27:43,242 -Hey, buddy, where are you going? -You said I have to go back to my cave. 1163 01:27:43,378 --> 01:27:44,560 We did. 1164 01:28:00,134 --> 01:28:02,339 Oh my-- Are you kidding me? 1165 01:28:03,219 --> 01:28:04,863 I can't believe it. 1166 01:28:05,175 --> 01:28:06,411 How did you-- 1167 01:28:07,108 --> 01:28:09,377 It-- This is-- It's all here. 1168 01:28:19,620 --> 01:28:22,699 Look at this! Are you kidding? And the bean bag? No way! 1169 01:28:23,465 --> 01:28:26,059 How did you even get this? How did you get it all over? 1170 01:28:27,049 --> 01:28:28,932 I love it, I love it! 1171 01:28:32,479 --> 01:28:35,219 Well, welcome home. 1172 01:28:35,455 --> 01:28:37,932 Thank you so much. 1173 01:28:46,767 --> 01:28:48,247 Oh, no, you don't. 1174 01:28:48,413 --> 01:28:51,425 No second best animal friends allowed in my room. 1175 01:28:51,924 --> 01:28:54,197 Wait, what are you doing? Stay away from me. 1176 01:28:54,610 --> 01:28:57,304 Stop it. I'm warning you, I've got nunchucks. 1177 01:28:57,483 --> 01:29:00,006 Hey, stop. Okay, you can stay. 1178 01:29:17,335 --> 01:29:20,683 My grasp on sanity remains absolute. 1179 01:29:22,480 --> 01:29:24,334 Isn't that right, Agent Stone? 1180 01:29:29,129 --> 01:29:31,446 Why don't you get a head start. 1181 01:29:33,363 --> 01:29:35,667 Do some rockconnaissance. 1182 01:29:36,584 --> 01:29:39,324 Rockconnaissance. Come on, that's hilarious. 1183 01:29:39,481 --> 01:29:41,297 What's the matter with you?! 1184 01:29:41,613 --> 01:29:44,951 Here's the sitch. Uninhabited planet. 1185 01:29:46,300 --> 01:29:48,562 No resources. No supplies. 1186 01:29:48,826 --> 01:29:50,643 No apparent way home. 1187 01:29:52,727 --> 01:29:54,996 A lesser man would die here. 1188 01:29:57,564 --> 01:29:59,792 I'll be home by Christmas. 1189 01:30:18,728 --> 01:30:21,204 Rockconnaissance! 1190 01:30:24,025 --> 01:30:25,849 Come on, cheer up! 1191 01:30:26,170 --> 01:30:30,000 There is a post-credits scene at 01:32:04! Stay tuned. 1192 01:30:30,390 --> 01:30:35,107 Subtitles by sub.Trader subscene.com 1193 01:32:27,980 --> 01:32:30,413 If these readings are accurate, he's here. 1194 01:32:30,576 --> 01:32:31,896 I found him! 1195 01:32:32,032 --> 01:32:33,811 I just hope I'm not too late.