1 00:00:03,307 --> 00:00:05,091 [keys clacking] 2 00:00:05,178 --> 00:00:08,051 ♪ [Modest Mouse's "The World at Large"] 3 00:00:08,138 --> 00:00:13,926 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:15,710 BROCK: ♪ Ice age heat wave ♪ 5 00:00:15,797 --> 00:00:18,452 "Verbally threatening suicide, 6 00:00:18,539 --> 00:00:20,933 "recent loss of a loved one to death, 7 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:23,196 expressions of hopelessness and anger..." 8 00:00:23,283 --> 00:00:25,111 "Sudden decline in academic performance, 9 00:00:25,198 --> 00:00:27,679 "increased used of mind-altering substances, 10 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:29,550 loss of interest in sex." 11 00:00:29,637 --> 00:00:31,987 Alaska displayed two of those warning signs. 12 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:35,513 She had lost, though not recently, her mom. 13 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,777 She was definitely drinking a lot more at the end. 14 00:00:38,864 --> 00:00:40,648 She did talk about dying. 15 00:00:40,735 --> 00:00:43,477 Yeah, to be pretentious, not because she meant it. 16 00:00:43,564 --> 00:00:45,566 Her grades didn't drop, 17 00:00:45,653 --> 00:00:48,134 and she sure as hell didn't lose interest in sex. 18 00:00:48,221 --> 00:00:50,049 I mean, you had to like sex an awful lot 19 00:00:50,136 --> 00:00:51,355 to make out with your scrawny ass. 20 00:00:51,442 --> 00:00:53,052 Funny. 21 00:00:53,139 --> 00:00:55,098 BROCK: ♪ And the nights get cold ♪ 22 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:57,970 ♪ I like the autumn, but this place is getting old ♪ 23 00:00:58,057 --> 00:01:00,842 ♪ I pack up my belongings, and I head for the coast ♪ 24 00:01:00,929 --> 00:01:03,280 ♪ It might not be a lot, but I feel like ♪ 25 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:06,500 Her mood could be so unpredictable. 26 00:01:06,587 --> 00:01:08,502 Whenever she didn't feel like answering 27 00:01:08,589 --> 00:01:11,375 a "how," "when," "why," or "what" question, 28 00:01:11,462 --> 00:01:14,378 she could get so dark. 29 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:16,249 COLONEL: What? And I can't get dark? 30 00:01:16,336 --> 00:01:17,468 By the way, you haven't been 31 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:19,600 all sunshine and rainbows lately, 32 00:01:19,687 --> 00:01:21,428 and you not gonna off yourself. 33 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:22,908 Wait, are you? 34 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:24,605 Funny. 35 00:01:24,692 --> 00:01:26,303 BROCK: ♪ I couldn't hear my mouth ♪ 36 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:28,479 ♪ My thoughts were so loud ♪ 37 00:01:28,566 --> 00:01:34,137 ♪ ♪ 38 00:01:34,224 --> 00:01:36,922 Okay, I have a theory. 39 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:40,055 It's not terribly likely, but it is plausible. 40 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:42,493 So that night, the phone rings. 41 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:45,235 It's Jake, calling to wish her a happy anniversary. 42 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:46,671 What a nice guy. 43 00:01:46,758 --> 00:01:48,977 So she feels awful for hooking up with Pudge 44 00:01:49,064 --> 00:01:50,805 and wants to go see him. 45 00:01:50,892 --> 00:01:54,722 So now she's furious and drunk and just mad at herself. 46 00:01:54,809 --> 00:01:56,333 She's driving along, 47 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:58,465 and she sees the cop car. 48 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:02,034 And in a flash, everything comes together 49 00:02:02,121 --> 00:02:04,210 and she does it. 50 00:02:04,297 --> 00:02:08,910 Not because she was drunk, but because she killed herself. 51 00:02:08,997 --> 00:02:11,478 [solemn music] 52 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,741 That's ridiculous. 53 00:02:13,828 --> 00:02:15,352 We've already been over this. 54 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:17,092 She wasn't thinking about Jake-- 55 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:20,095 Do you even care about her or give a fuck about the truth? 56 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:22,837 What are you even talking about? 57 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:25,753 Easy, Colonel. 58 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,582 If she loved you so much, why'd she leave that night? 59 00:02:28,669 --> 00:02:30,802 And if you loved her so much, why'd you help her go? 60 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,456 I was drunk. What's your excuse? 61 00:02:32,543 --> 00:02:34,719 Shut up. 62 00:02:34,806 --> 00:02:37,243 [huffs] 63 00:02:37,330 --> 00:02:40,115 Fuck you. 64 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:44,381 ♪ ♪ 65 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:46,165 What the fuck is y'all looking at? 66 00:02:46,252 --> 00:02:53,216 ♪ ♪ 67 00:02:55,914 --> 00:02:57,350 HYDE: "How will we ever get out 68 00:02:57,437 --> 00:03:00,005 of this labyrinth of suffering"? 69 00:03:00,092 --> 00:03:03,400 And lately, we have all been given more than enough reason 70 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:07,055 to despair, but here you all are 71 00:03:07,142 --> 00:03:09,884 in my class. 72 00:03:09,971 --> 00:03:13,453 In the face of great sadness, you are all getting through. 73 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:16,282 You are, as they say, surviving. 74 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:19,067 So as you work on your paper, 75 00:03:19,154 --> 00:03:20,765 as you try to answer the question 76 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:23,768 of the late Alaska Young, ask yourself... 77 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:29,295 "What is my cause for hope"? 78 00:03:31,993 --> 00:03:33,647 COLONEL: Hey, Pudge. 79 00:03:33,734 --> 00:03:36,868 Pudge, slow those scrawny legs down, man. 80 00:03:39,305 --> 00:03:41,916 I, uh... 81 00:03:42,003 --> 00:03:44,528 I know I said some pretty hurtful shit, 82 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:46,791 and I was wrong. 83 00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:48,967 I just want things to be normal again. 84 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:51,186 Just me and you, normal. 85 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:53,580 That's all I want. 86 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:54,973 I feel like if we just knew... 87 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,062 You're right. We have to keep on looking. 88 00:03:57,149 --> 00:03:59,369 What if we don't figure anything out? 89 00:04:00,761 --> 00:04:02,589 There are answers to every mystery, 90 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:03,895 just gotta know where to look. 91 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,853 Good thing I got a plan. 92 00:04:05,940 --> 00:04:07,594 [door bangs open] 93 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,204 Excuse me. 94 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:10,902 I'm Alaska Young's brother, 95 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,991 and I need to speak to the cop who saw her die. 96 00:04:14,340 --> 00:04:17,300 [phone ringing] 97 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:20,999 [over radio] OFFICER: 26-8-7, repeat. 98 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:28,659 OFFICER CONWAY: You sure you're 19? 99 00:04:30,443 --> 00:04:32,315 COLONEL: Excuse my French, officer, 100 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:34,142 but that's bullshit. 101 00:04:34,229 --> 00:04:37,189 You can get married at 18--hell, 14 102 00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:38,669 with your parents' permission, 103 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:40,714 but I have to wait till I'm 19 to smoke? 104 00:04:40,801 --> 00:04:43,717 So you're 18.Man, write me a ticket. 105 00:04:43,804 --> 00:04:45,589 We just need to know what you saw. 106 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:48,679 [birds chirping] 107 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:54,598 [glass shatters] 108 00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:58,341 I've seen plenty, but I ain't never seen that. 109 00:04:58,428 --> 00:05:00,168 She didn't brake. 110 00:05:00,255 --> 00:05:02,040 She just hit it. 111 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:06,566 CONWAY: Thought I was gonna die. 112 00:05:08,263 --> 00:05:09,569 But here I am. 113 00:05:14,705 --> 00:05:16,881 Did she say anything? 114 00:05:16,968 --> 00:05:19,710 Like, did she have any last words? 115 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:21,451 Sorry, it's kind of a thing he's into. 116 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:26,499 She was, uh... 117 00:05:29,589 --> 00:05:31,722 She was passed on, son. 118 00:05:35,421 --> 00:05:37,945 Do you think it was an accident? 119 00:05:38,032 --> 00:05:40,948 [somber music] 120 00:05:41,035 --> 00:05:46,780 ♪ ♪ 121 00:05:46,867 --> 00:05:51,742 Well, I...I been a state trooper for 26 years. 122 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:57,574 I seen more drunks than you can count. 123 00:05:57,661 --> 00:06:00,011 Never seen anybody so drunk they can't swerve. 124 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:02,274 How drunk was she? 125 00:06:03,754 --> 00:06:04,929 [clears throat] 126 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:09,194 Her, uh, blood alcohol was .21. 127 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:11,065 That's drunk, certainly. 128 00:06:11,152 --> 00:06:15,505 It's powerful drunk. 129 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:18,159 ♪ ♪ 130 00:06:18,246 --> 00:06:20,466 Is there any chance we can get a copy 131 00:06:20,553 --> 00:06:21,772 of the police report? 132 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:24,165 [door clicks open] 133 00:06:24,252 --> 00:06:27,908 Um, I'm not supposed to do that 134 00:06:27,995 --> 00:06:30,607 and certainly not to hand over to some kids. 135 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:33,610 I understand, officer. I really do. 136 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:36,003 But we're desperate and just searching 137 00:06:36,090 --> 00:06:38,528 for any sort of clues as to what happened 138 00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:41,400 and maybe, just maybe, there's something 139 00:06:41,487 --> 00:06:43,402 in that police report that can help us out. 140 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:48,625 All right, but only because you're family. 141 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:53,107 CONWAY: I'll go copy what I can for you boys. 142 00:06:53,194 --> 00:06:55,719 I hope you find what you're looking for. 143 00:06:58,069 --> 00:06:59,244 COLONEL: Well, that cop just convinced me 144 00:06:59,331 --> 00:07:00,680 it might have been a suicide. 145 00:07:00,767 --> 00:07:02,987 And if she knew what she was doing, 146 00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:06,991 she made us accomplices, Pudge, and I hate her for that. 147 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:09,559 Maybe we should just let her be dead. 148 00:07:09,646 --> 00:07:11,299 [solemn country music] 149 00:07:11,386 --> 00:07:14,955 SINGER: ♪ So I looked her in the eyes ♪ 150 00:07:15,042 --> 00:07:19,438 You kids go to Culver Creek? 151 00:07:19,525 --> 00:07:20,744 [clears throat] 152 00:07:20,831 --> 00:07:22,963 Y'all had a death up there. 153 00:07:23,050 --> 00:07:27,141 Uh, awful sorry to hear that. 154 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:30,493 It's on the house. 155 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:33,017 ♪ ♪ 156 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:35,498 COLONEL: I always knew Alaska was good for something. 157 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:37,369 It turns out she was. 158 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:39,632 TAKUMI: Free Ding Dong. 159 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:45,769 The web says that suicides usually involve 160 00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:47,597 carefully thought out plans, 161 00:07:47,684 --> 00:07:49,337 but nothing in that report makes it seem like 162 00:07:49,424 --> 00:07:51,252 she thought this out. 163 00:07:51,339 --> 00:07:53,994 Her car had college brochures, and she was clearly planning 164 00:07:54,081 --> 00:07:55,430 for the future. 165 00:07:55,518 --> 00:08:00,000 Okay, fine. It wasn't suicide. 166 00:08:00,087 --> 00:08:02,568 But it doesn't make sense as an accident either. 167 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:07,573 [sighs] We're really making progress. 168 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:10,445 We have one move left. 169 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:13,492 The only way to get into Alaska's head that night 170 00:08:13,579 --> 00:08:16,887 is to get as drunk as she was. 171 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:20,194 The Eagle keeps a breathalyzer in his house, and we need it. 172 00:08:20,281 --> 00:08:22,457 [doorbell rings] 173 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:25,460 Gentlemen, this is a pleasant surprise. 174 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,941 So is the sight of your upper lip. 175 00:08:28,028 --> 00:08:30,291 Can I get you boys a couple of croque monsieurs? 176 00:08:30,378 --> 00:08:33,033 EAGLE: I just happened to be cooking up a petit déjeuner, 177 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:35,122 if you are interested.Uh, no thank you, sir. 178 00:08:35,209 --> 00:08:36,515 Uh, we--we just ate. 179 00:08:36,602 --> 00:08:38,038 [chuckles] 180 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:42,173 So, what brings you to the Eagle's Nest? 181 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:44,784 Yes, I know what you call me. It's charming. 182 00:08:44,871 --> 00:08:47,439 MILES: They are a majestic bird, sir. 183 00:08:47,526 --> 00:08:49,659 COLONEL: And patriotic. 184 00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:51,878 Um, but anyway, we've been talking, 185 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,358 and we think it would be nice 186 00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:56,579 to do something official to memorialize Alaska. 187 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:58,668 COLONEL: Uh, perhaps you didn't hear us. 188 00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:00,060 We already ate. 189 00:09:00,147 --> 00:09:02,628 Yes, I have company. 190 00:09:02,715 --> 00:09:04,064 [toilet flushes] 191 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:07,807 MILES: Uh, those look fantastic. 192 00:09:07,894 --> 00:09:09,330 COLONEL: Madame O'Malley!EAGLE: Thank you. 193 00:09:09,417 --> 00:09:11,289 Oh, mon Dieu! 194 00:09:11,376 --> 00:09:13,073 I had no idea you and the Eag-- 195 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:16,816 Mr. Starnes-- were spending time together. 196 00:09:16,903 --> 00:09:19,950 You know, the French are known for their sophistication. 197 00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:21,473 MILES: Yep, they are very sophisticated 198 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,083 with their taste, I've heard. 199 00:09:23,170 --> 00:09:24,868 Well, I'm from Albuquerque, originally, but-- 200 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:26,609 COLONEL: Oh, great place.O'MALLEY: Merci, Chip. 201 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:29,394 Gonna go grade some papers.COLONEL: Oh, come on! 202 00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:31,265 Grading papers can wait. 203 00:09:31,352 --> 00:09:33,659 Plus, you have a delicious egg sando 204 00:09:33,746 --> 00:09:35,182 coming fresh off the stove. 205 00:09:35,269 --> 00:09:36,836 [Miles chuckles nervously] 206 00:09:36,923 --> 00:09:39,012 And I need to know all the deets about you two. 207 00:09:39,099 --> 00:09:40,927 Mr. Starnes, you sly devil... 208 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,233 Watch your step, Chip. 209 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,931 Wow, that is some high-end fromage. 210 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,672 COLONEL: Oh, wow. 211 00:09:46,759 --> 00:09:48,674 MILES: Really should not be interrupting 212 00:09:48,761 --> 00:09:50,633 this, uh, petit déjeuner. O'MALLEY: Hang out, Miles. 213 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,983 I can't take credit. 214 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:54,637 Um... but anyway, we should get going. 215 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,029 [door clicks shut]COLONEL: Yeah, we should go. 216 00:09:56,116 --> 00:09:57,378 MILES: 'Cause we got so many things-- 217 00:09:57,465 --> 00:09:58,815 Was that the front door? 218 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:01,818 I did not hear anything.Neither did I. 219 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:04,690 Merde, are you two up to something? 220 00:10:04,777 --> 00:10:06,387 MILES: Ah, merde. 221 00:10:09,216 --> 00:10:12,611 [music playing over speakers] 222 00:10:12,698 --> 00:10:16,093 Sorry, I... think I might still just be 223 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:17,834 a little on edge, 224 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:21,054 and you two don't exactly have the best reputation. 225 00:10:21,141 --> 00:10:22,969 It's totally understandable. 226 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:26,233 COLONEL: We have been known to cause a little trouble 227 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:27,887 in the past. 228 00:10:27,974 --> 00:10:30,585 There's no comfort from this grief, is there? 229 00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:32,413 It's just been awful. 230 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:36,243 But some kind of memorial would be lovely. 231 00:10:36,330 --> 00:10:37,767 I'll think about it over Christmas break. 232 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:41,771 Thank you for your kind consideration. 233 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:44,861 And I am gonna be sending you two a mistletoe. 234 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,907 Y'all are crazy cute, and I'm rooting for you. 235 00:10:47,994 --> 00:10:49,387 Don't have too much fun. 236 00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,955 Thank you, Mr. Martin. A bientôt. 237 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,179 ♪ [J-Kwon's "Tipsy"] J-KWON: ♪ Yeah ♪ 238 00:10:59,266 --> 00:11:00,354 ♪ Yeah ♪ 239 00:11:00,441 --> 00:11:02,095 ♪ ♪ 240 00:11:02,182 --> 00:11:03,967 ♪ Yeah ♪ 241 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,403 Ah, help me, Pudge!MILES: All right. 242 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:06,709 Help!That's shot number six. 243 00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,623 We gotta go again. 244 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,974 Drinking this much vodka is bad enough, 245 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:13,672 but it's the milk that may actually kill me. 246 00:11:13,759 --> 00:11:15,674 It says there are no tire marks. 247 00:11:15,761 --> 00:11:17,937 That means she didn't brake. That's suicide. 248 00:11:18,024 --> 00:11:19,504 Unless she fell asleep. 249 00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:21,898 I don't know if you can drive straight 250 00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:24,814 while y-you're asleep, but if anyone could-- 251 00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,032 One of y'all can be a guinea pig 252 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,252 for that little experiment. 253 00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:30,167 [exhales] 254 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,603 J-KWON: ♪ Homeboy tripping, he don't know ♪ 255 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,170 Oh, it burns! It burns. 256 00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:36,347 Okay, blow hard into this for at least two seconds. 257 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,479 Is that what you told Lara?MILES: Shut up. 258 00:11:38,566 --> 00:11:41,134 [blowing] 259 00:11:41,221 --> 00:11:42,788 [device beeps] 260 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:45,182 MILES: .14. Oh, come on, man! 261 00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:46,618 You're almost 2/3 of the way there. 262 00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:48,359 Well, I'm 3/4 of the way to puking. 263 00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:50,317 J-KWON: ♪ Everybody in the club getting tipsy ♪ 264 00:11:50,404 --> 00:11:52,755 ♪ Everybody in the club getting tipsy ♪ 265 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:56,062 ♪ Two, here comes the three to the four to the five ♪ 266 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,195 ♪ Now I'm looking at shorty right in her eyes ♪ 267 00:11:58,282 --> 00:11:59,892 I did it!MILES: .21! 268 00:11:59,979 --> 00:12:01,676 Way to go, Colonel. 269 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,896 J-KWON: ♪ In the club getting tipsy ♪ 270 00:12:03,983 --> 00:12:06,420 MILES: Sit back down.TAKUMI: Whoa, take it easy. 271 00:12:06,507 --> 00:12:07,813 I'm gonna puke.No, no, no, no, no, no. 272 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,206 You can't--you can't do that. 273 00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:10,990 If you do that, you're gonna ruin 274 00:12:11,077 --> 00:12:12,949 the whole experiment, and we need more information. 275 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,733 We need you to pass the field sobriety test. 276 00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:16,735 MILES: Just walk a straight line. 277 00:12:16,822 --> 00:12:18,563 Oh, that's it?BOTH: Yeah. 278 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,521 I can do that for sure. 279 00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:28,051 Was she really this drunk? 280 00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:30,793 TAKUMI: Apparently. 281 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,404 Hey, could you drive right now? 282 00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:36,537 No, no, no, no, no. 283 00:12:36,624 --> 00:12:40,280 Pudge, we're really stupid. 284 00:12:43,022 --> 00:12:46,417 We were worse than stupid. 285 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,985 [melancholy music] 286 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,204 She must have been wasted. 287 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,120 Why did we believe her 288 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,122 when she said she wasn't? 289 00:12:56,209 --> 00:13:01,388 ♪ ♪ 290 00:13:01,475 --> 00:13:05,871 Because we never knew if she was drunk or not... 291 00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:08,831 if she was happy or not. 292 00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:14,053 And we always did what she wanted. 293 00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:15,620 [banging on door] 294 00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:18,928 [clattering] 295 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:23,758 MILES: Cry.What? 296 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,499 Cry.EAGLE: I'm coming in. 297 00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:26,631 [lock snapping] 298 00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,241 [whimpering] 299 00:13:28,328 --> 00:13:29,677 EAGLE: Do you have any idea what time it is? 300 00:13:29,764 --> 00:13:31,157 What is going on in here? 301 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,724 [Colonel sobbing]MILES: Uh--uh, we do, 302 00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:34,944 and--and I'm really, really sorry. 303 00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:37,642 The Colonel's just having a really tough time right now. 304 00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:40,340 It's the Alaska thing. It's just really hitting him. 305 00:13:40,427 --> 00:13:43,300 I didn't know what to do, so I got Takumi. 306 00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:46,129 My--my, uh, shoulder's known as Culver Creek's best 307 00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:48,827 for crying on. 308 00:13:48,914 --> 00:13:50,698 Mr. Martin, is there anything that I can do? 309 00:13:50,785 --> 00:13:52,831 [breathes deeply] 310 00:13:52,918 --> 00:13:54,833 No, sir. 311 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:59,229 I'm just really grateful I have such good friends. 312 00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,973 I am too. 313 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,323 Mr. Hikohito, why don't you get back to your room? 314 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:09,021 It's well past your bedtime. 315 00:14:09,108 --> 00:14:10,544 And Miles... 316 00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,558 Just keep an eye on him, okay? 317 00:14:24,645 --> 00:14:27,387 If he needs a grief counselor, the school can provide one. 318 00:14:27,474 --> 00:14:29,476 MILES: Will do.EAGLE: Thank you, Miles. 319 00:14:29,563 --> 00:14:31,957 Now, lights out. 320 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:40,923 [ambient music] 321 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:47,973 ♪ ♪ 322 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:53,370 [Colonel snoring] 323 00:14:53,457 --> 00:15:00,464 ♪ ♪ 324 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:11,170 ♪ ♪ 325 00:15:11,257 --> 00:15:12,693 JUDY: How are you, Miles? 326 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:13,781 WALT: You hanging in there, pal? 327 00:15:13,868 --> 00:15:18,786 I'm, uh... you know. 328 00:15:18,873 --> 00:15:22,225 JUDY: Well, we are so excited that you're coming home. 329 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,531 WALT: Yeah, your mom's almost forgiven you 330 00:15:24,618 --> 00:15:26,664 for bailing on Thanksgiving. 331 00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,579 She didn't stop talking about 332 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,885 all the leftover cranberry sauce. 333 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,713 JUDY: That is untrue, 334 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,237 because there are never leftovers 335 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:35,629 when your Uncle Melvin joins us. 336 00:15:35,716 --> 00:15:37,631 WALT: Don't shame Uncle Mel. 337 00:15:37,718 --> 00:15:39,416 He got the lap band surgery, and he's doing great now. 338 00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:42,506 [voices fading] 339 00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:48,512 ♪ ♪ 340 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,081 JUDY: ...talk about the surgery, Miles? 341 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,560 Miles, are you there? 342 00:15:53,647 --> 00:15:55,998 Uh, I love you guys. I'll see you soon. 343 00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,912 [phone clatters] 344 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,526 ♪ ♪ 345 00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,267 MILES: Hey. 346 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:05,790 Her plastic daisies. 347 00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,400 When we were packing up her room, 348 00:16:07,487 --> 00:16:10,447 do you remember, were her plastic daisies in there? 349 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,666 I don't know. What? 350 00:16:12,753 --> 00:16:14,886 Why? 351 00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:16,931 Where's the police report? 352 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,804 COLONEL: What's going on, Pudge? 353 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,980 MILES: Holy shit. 354 00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:23,677 Here it is. 355 00:16:23,764 --> 00:16:28,117 Found in her car: her plastic daisies. 356 00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:32,251 The daisies mean something. 357 00:16:32,338 --> 00:16:36,821 Why would she leave here with plastic daisies in her car? 358 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,910 She was on the phone with Jake, 359 00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:41,391 and she got upset when he brought up their anniversary, 360 00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:45,569 so maybe in her feminist fashion, 361 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:48,398 she was bringing him flowers to apologize? 362 00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:50,791 Yeah, maybe. 363 00:16:50,878 --> 00:16:54,012 We need to talk to Jake. Maybe he can explain it. 364 00:16:55,274 --> 00:16:57,015 I don't know. 365 00:16:57,102 --> 00:16:59,757 We have to go where the investigation takes us, 366 00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:02,586 even if we don't like what we find. 367 00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:07,286 Oh. Oh. 368 00:17:07,373 --> 00:17:10,724 I still feel like death warmed over. 369 00:17:10,811 --> 00:17:13,466 So I'm gonna need you to do all the talking. 370 00:17:13,553 --> 00:17:15,381 Can you turn off the sun? 371 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,818 [guitar strumming softly] 372 00:17:17,905 --> 00:17:23,433 ♪ ♪ 373 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,783 [phone ringing] 374 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,091 [phone beeps] 375 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,005 Yo. MILES: Hey, Jake. 376 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,704 It's Miles.Oh, hey, Miles. 377 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,358 Good to hear from you, man. 378 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:37,186 Actually been thinking of calling you. 379 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,101 Is that right? JAKE: Yeah. 380 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:42,191 You and I are kind of in the same boat, you know? 381 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:45,455 How we felt about her, how we feel now, 382 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,457 like an Alaska support group. 383 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,504 That sounds nice. 384 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,682 MILES: Actually, Alaska is the reason I'm calling you. 385 00:17:55,769 --> 00:17:57,554 JAKE: Yeah, she's all I think about too. 386 00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,512 See, man, we're the same. 387 00:17:59,599 --> 00:18:02,167 Um, is there any chance that she was driving 388 00:18:02,254 --> 00:18:04,256 to bring you plastic daisies? 389 00:18:04,343 --> 00:18:07,129 JAKE: Sorry, what does that have to do with anything? 390 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,957 Um... I-I don't know. 391 00:18:10,044 --> 00:18:13,135 I, uh--it sounds weird saying it out loud. 392 00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:14,875 Maybe it wasn't a clue after all. 393 00:18:14,962 --> 00:18:17,574 It's funny. 394 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,402 I remember the day I met her. 395 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:22,144 [dramatic music] 396 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:25,016 She had a daisy in her hair, 397 00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:29,412 sitting on that bridge, just so freaking sad. 398 00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:34,025 So freaking beautiful, just drinking all alone. 399 00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:35,766 I'm so confused, man.Hang up. 400 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,637 Shh.Hang up. 401 00:18:37,724 --> 00:18:39,248 JAKE: She broke up with me and I still love her. 402 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:42,512 I'm really sorry, Jake, I-I didn't mean to upset you. 403 00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,601 I-I'll call you again, okay? 404 00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,082 That was really rude. 405 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,258 We got as much as we gonna get 406 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,738 out of that beautiful, sad man. 407 00:18:51,825 --> 00:18:53,175 So the daisies weren't for Jake. 408 00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:54,872 Yeah, as I've been saying. 409 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,613 And they had nothing to do with the anniversary, 410 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,528 but where else do you take flowers? 411 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,140 Uh, a wedding. 412 00:19:02,227 --> 00:19:03,837 Why would you drive off crying and hysterical 413 00:19:03,924 --> 00:19:05,535 if you're going to a wedding? 414 00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:06,927 A funeral.No, Alaska don't know 415 00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:08,059 nobody who died. 416 00:19:10,235 --> 00:19:11,454 Not recently. 417 00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,935 Come on. 418 00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:17,851 [keys clacking] 419 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:24,989 "Mary Ellen Young leaves behind a daughter, Alaska." 420 00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,469 This is it. This is her. 421 00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:29,472 Look at the date. December 12th, 1997. 422 00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:31,169 Which is the same date that Alaska died. 423 00:19:31,256 --> 00:19:32,866 And the anniversary of the day she met Jake. 424 00:19:32,953 --> 00:19:34,868 Which is also the anniversary of her mom's death. 425 00:19:34,955 --> 00:19:36,305 I forgot. 426 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,698 BOTH: That's where she was going! 427 00:19:38,785 --> 00:19:40,787 Holy shit. 428 00:19:40,874 --> 00:19:43,616 [exhales deeply] 429 00:19:43,703 --> 00:19:45,052 Takumi, my man. 430 00:19:45,139 --> 00:19:46,967 We was looking for you. 431 00:19:47,054 --> 00:19:48,882 You missed class.MILES: We solved it. 432 00:19:48,969 --> 00:19:50,928 I saw a daisy on the wall by the payphone 433 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:52,451 and remembered her plastic daisies, 434 00:19:52,538 --> 00:19:53,931 and they were in the car with her, 435 00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:57,064 because she was driving to her mother's grave. 436 00:19:57,151 --> 00:19:59,371 COLONEL: It was the anniversary of her mom's death, 437 00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:00,546 which she forgot--well, almost. 438 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,200 That's why she was upset. 439 00:20:02,287 --> 00:20:03,854 I can't believe we didn't think of it earlier. 440 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,508 I mean, don't sell yourself short, Pudge. 441 00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,205 We thought of it eventually.Yeah. 442 00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:09,860 And what did I tell you? There are always answers. 443 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,644 Yeah, you did say that.COLONEL: I always say that. 444 00:20:11,731 --> 00:20:13,211 What answers? 445 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,476 Well, the part about the daisy. 446 00:20:17,563 --> 00:20:18,912 The flowers. 447 00:20:18,999 --> 00:20:20,479 TAKUMI: Yeah, what does that prove? 448 00:20:20,566 --> 00:20:22,220 We still don't know if it was an accident 449 00:20:22,307 --> 00:20:24,178 or if she did it on purpose. 450 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,442 What exactly have you figured out? 451 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,966 Only Alaska knows if she fell asleep 452 00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:31,534 or was fumbling for a cigarette and didn't see a cop car, 453 00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,753 or did see it and hit the gas. 454 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,929 And those secrets died with her. 455 00:20:36,016 --> 00:20:38,758 Even if you did figure it all out, 456 00:20:38,845 --> 00:20:40,543 what would it change? 457 00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:47,898 It won't make her less dead. 458 00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,378 Listen, man, if you don't wanna know-- 459 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:52,206 We will never know. 460 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:54,861 This mystery can't be solved. 461 00:20:54,948 --> 00:20:57,516 We have to live with that for the rest of our lives. 462 00:20:57,603 --> 00:21:00,519 [solemn music] 463 00:21:00,606 --> 00:21:05,481 ♪ ♪ 464 00:21:10,790 --> 00:21:13,315 ♪ [The Wailers' "She's Comin' Home"] 465 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,142 ♪ ♪ 466 00:21:15,229 --> 00:21:17,667 SINGER: ♪ There's a feelin' in the air ♪ 467 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:20,670 ♪ Happy people everywhere ♪ 468 00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:23,194 JUDY: [muffled] Miles. 469 00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:24,587 WALT: Miles. 470 00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:26,980 JUDY: Miles! 471 00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:29,940 SINGER: ♪ Oh, can you see ♪ 472 00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:32,072 JUDY: Are you gonna spend your whole vacation in the pool? 473 00:21:32,159 --> 00:21:34,727 We wanna spend some time with you too, pal. 474 00:21:34,814 --> 00:21:36,512 It's almost Christmas Eve. 475 00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:39,558 Okay. I-I'll be out in a few. 476 00:21:39,645 --> 00:21:41,604 And could you get rid of that for me? 477 00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,388 Please. 478 00:21:43,475 --> 00:21:45,956 SINGER: ♪ Christmas carols, everyone ♪ 479 00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:49,176 ♪ My love for her I'll show ♪ 480 00:21:49,263 --> 00:21:52,136 ♪ When I catch her under the mistletoe ♪ 481 00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:54,443 ♪ Oh, can you see ♪ 482 00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:55,879 MRS. WIGFIELD: Any big plans for Christmas, Chip? 483 00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:57,620 You're looking at it. 484 00:21:57,707 --> 00:22:00,013 I'll just be here, peddling lawn ornament reindeer 485 00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,754 as one small cog 486 00:22:01,841 --> 00:22:03,843 in the big Christmas industrial complex. 487 00:22:03,930 --> 00:22:05,976 I hope you have a happy holiday. 488 00:22:06,063 --> 00:22:07,499 Probably won't.MRS. WIGFIELD: What's that now? 489 00:22:07,586 --> 00:22:08,674 [clears throat] 490 00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:11,590 I said, you too, Ms. Wigfield. 491 00:22:11,677 --> 00:22:14,680 SINGER: ♪ Now I'm so glad ♪ 492 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,334 [sighs] 493 00:22:16,421 --> 00:22:18,945 All right, Chip, it's one thing to be sad, 494 00:22:19,032 --> 00:22:20,730 but it's another to be rude to my customers, 495 00:22:20,817 --> 00:22:22,645 who are also our neighbors. 496 00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:25,604 So leave the attitude behind when we get to church tonight. 497 00:22:25,691 --> 00:22:27,345 I'm not going to church. 498 00:22:27,432 --> 00:22:30,435 SINGER: ♪ Till she has to go away ♪ 499 00:22:30,522 --> 00:22:31,741 DOLORES: Excuse me? 500 00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:35,745 Oh, you're gonna turn your back on Jesus? 501 00:22:35,832 --> 00:22:37,616 I'm pretty sure he turned his back on me. 502 00:22:37,703 --> 00:22:39,618 DOLORES: I know you're upset, son, 503 00:22:39,705 --> 00:22:42,795 but now, more than ever, you need prayer 504 00:22:42,882 --> 00:22:45,363 and community, and God. 505 00:22:45,450 --> 00:22:47,583 God? 506 00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:50,150 What kind of God would let a teenage girl die 507 00:22:50,237 --> 00:22:51,717 in a car accident? 508 00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:53,545 Not one that I need. I'm done. 509 00:23:02,554 --> 00:23:05,514 [TV narrator speaking indistinctly] 510 00:23:08,908 --> 00:23:10,910 [meerkats on TV chirping] 511 00:23:13,043 --> 00:23:14,740 WALT: Hey, Miles? 512 00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:17,351 Want to watch a little Meerkat Manor with us? 513 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,875 It's gotten really good. 514 00:23:18,962 --> 00:23:21,399 Flower just evicted Kinkaju and Mozart. 515 00:23:21,486 --> 00:23:24,271 WALT: Spoiler alert.Uh, I-I'm working. 516 00:23:24,358 --> 00:23:29,625 Trying to finish this essay for my World Religions class. 517 00:23:29,712 --> 00:23:33,324 Or start it, actually. It's important. 518 00:23:33,411 --> 00:23:37,502 I'm not really interested in the domestic issues of meerkats. 519 00:23:37,589 --> 00:23:39,330 TV narrator: While the rest of the Whiskers family 520 00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:41,680 hang out together in the stolen burrow, 521 00:23:41,767 --> 00:23:44,117 grooming and enjoying each other's company, 522 00:23:44,204 --> 00:23:45,945 it's a very different story... 523 00:23:46,032 --> 00:23:48,687 I can't write with you staring at me. 524 00:23:57,174 --> 00:23:58,828 [knock at door] 525 00:23:58,915 --> 00:24:00,394 I'm good. 526 00:24:02,396 --> 00:24:05,269 I-I'm sorry, I just, uh... 527 00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:08,315 this--this essay is a big part of my grade, 528 00:24:08,402 --> 00:24:10,622 and I don't even know what I'm gonna write. 529 00:24:10,709 --> 00:24:15,627 And so... I'm just--I'm just under a lot of pressure. 530 00:24:19,152 --> 00:24:23,026 Your father and I want you to know, 531 00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:25,898 you don't have to go back to Culver Creek. 532 00:24:27,596 --> 00:24:31,251 You can return to your high school here. 533 00:24:31,338 --> 00:24:33,036 You can come home, Miles. 534 00:24:33,123 --> 00:24:35,342 We'll help you get over it.I'm not gonna get over it. 535 00:24:35,429 --> 00:24:39,216 JUDY: I didn't mean right away, of course. 536 00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:44,613 But in time, you will weather this storm. 537 00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:50,619 Not this one. 538 00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:56,059 If people were rain... 539 00:24:58,191 --> 00:25:02,587 I was drizzle. 540 00:25:02,674 --> 00:25:06,896 And... she... 541 00:25:08,637 --> 00:25:11,857 She was a hurricane, okay? 542 00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:14,338 There's not gonna be a day in my life 543 00:25:14,425 --> 00:25:16,732 where I don't think about her. 544 00:25:21,127 --> 00:25:24,653 It feels like that now, but it will get easier. 545 00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:27,177 I don't want it to get easier! 546 00:25:27,264 --> 00:25:30,833 Because then that means that I've stopped remembering her. 547 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,399 And is that what we're rooting for here? 548 00:25:32,486 --> 00:25:33,966 That--that I forget her? 549 00:25:34,053 --> 00:25:36,839 That she just becomes some distant memory? 550 00:25:36,926 --> 00:25:39,232 Is that you want me to do when you die, 551 00:25:39,319 --> 00:25:40,799 for me to forget you? 552 00:25:40,886 --> 00:25:43,541 Because the bodies are gonna keep on piling up, 553 00:25:43,628 --> 00:25:45,282 and the longer that I live, 554 00:25:45,369 --> 00:25:47,850 the more people that I know will die. 555 00:25:47,937 --> 00:25:52,202 And do I even have enough space in my memory for all of them? 556 00:25:52,289 --> 00:25:56,554 And what does it even matter anyway? 557 00:25:56,641 --> 00:26:00,427 Someday, no one will remember that she even existed, 558 00:26:00,514 --> 00:26:02,255 or that I did. 559 00:26:02,342 --> 00:26:07,304 Everything falls apart... memories too. 560 00:26:09,219 --> 00:26:12,526 And then you're left with nothing, 561 00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:15,138 not even a fucking ghost. 562 00:26:22,275 --> 00:26:24,234 Just think about it. 563 00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:37,726 [phone ringing] 564 00:26:40,380 --> 00:26:43,514 Hello. MILES: Hey, Colonel. 565 00:26:43,601 --> 00:26:45,516 Merry Christmas Eve, Pudge. 566 00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:48,432 I hope you note that that was dripping in irony. 567 00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:50,260 MILES: Noted. 568 00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:54,960 My ability to understand sarcasm is still intact. 569 00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:58,311 Good, otherwise, this friendship is over. 570 00:26:58,398 --> 00:27:01,663 And seeing as though you are my last remaining friend, 571 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,186 I can't afford to lose you. 572 00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:11,455 Listen, Colonel, um, I was talking with my parents. 573 00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:14,197 Walter Halter and Judy. Send them my best. 574 00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:16,765 Sure, I will. 575 00:27:18,897 --> 00:27:24,686 But, uh, we were discussing everything, 576 00:27:24,773 --> 00:27:26,644 and... 577 00:27:28,951 --> 00:27:31,040 I'm not going back to Culver Creek. 578 00:27:31,127 --> 00:27:33,129 MILES: I can't. 579 00:27:33,216 --> 00:27:35,131 It's--it's gonna be spring soon, 580 00:27:35,218 --> 00:27:37,089 and she's not gonna be there to see it. 581 00:27:37,176 --> 00:27:39,613 And I just... 582 00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:43,008 I-I don't wanna see a world 583 00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:45,489 she will never get to see. 584 00:27:45,576 --> 00:27:48,492 [somber music] 585 00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:54,106 ♪ ♪ 586 00:27:54,193 --> 00:27:57,806 Okay, seasons are a thing. 587 00:27:57,893 --> 00:27:59,416 There's no avoiding that. 588 00:27:59,503 --> 00:28:01,331 So, uh, what you gonna do? 589 00:28:01,418 --> 00:28:03,550 Well, my grades were good, 590 00:28:03,637 --> 00:28:06,466 and my teachers at my old school loved me. 591 00:28:06,553 --> 00:28:08,860 How could they not? 592 00:28:08,947 --> 00:28:13,691 So my parents say they'll be happy to have me back. 593 00:28:15,127 --> 00:28:18,087 Well, good. That's great. 594 00:28:18,174 --> 00:28:21,133 Must be so nice to be able to run away from your problems 595 00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:23,048 and know everything's gonna be all right. 596 00:28:24,571 --> 00:28:28,227 I wish you a soft landing, and good luck. 597 00:28:28,314 --> 00:28:35,321 ♪ ♪ 598 00:28:59,737 --> 00:29:02,653 [soft folk music] 599 00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:09,399 ♪ ♪ 600 00:29:26,024 --> 00:29:28,940 SINGER: ♪ Think of you quite often ♪ 601 00:29:29,027 --> 00:29:31,073 ♪ Wondering how you've been ♪ 602 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,466 ♪ ♪ 603 00:29:33,553 --> 00:29:36,165 [gravel crunching] 604 00:29:36,252 --> 00:29:38,471 ♪ Memories are not so bad ♪ 605 00:29:38,558 --> 00:29:41,300 ♪ They crawl under my skin ♪ 606 00:29:41,387 --> 00:29:44,303 ♪ ♪ 607 00:29:44,390 --> 00:29:46,305 Sorry, we're closed for tonight. 608 00:29:46,392 --> 00:29:48,351 SINGER: ♪ The last thing we could picture ♪ 609 00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:51,658 ♪ You waved to me good-bye ♪ 610 00:29:51,745 --> 00:29:53,747 ♪ ♪ 611 00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:55,184 What are you doing here? 612 00:29:55,271 --> 00:29:58,230 Dr. Hyde! 613 00:29:58,317 --> 00:30:00,015 SINGER: ♪ I think it's worth a try ♪ 614 00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:01,625 You didn't want to go to church. 615 00:30:01,712 --> 00:30:04,062 Looks like church did come to you. 616 00:30:04,149 --> 00:30:06,586 SINGER: ♪ 'Cause oh ♪ 617 00:30:06,673 --> 00:30:09,415 ♪ You are ♪ 618 00:30:09,502 --> 00:30:11,678 ♪ Such beautiful friends ♪ 619 00:30:11,765 --> 00:30:13,898 ♪ The beautiful prize ♪ 620 00:30:13,985 --> 00:30:15,726 ♪ And ♪ 621 00:30:15,813 --> 00:30:18,381 ♪ All we know ♪ 622 00:30:18,468 --> 00:30:20,165 Here we go. 623 00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:21,514 COLONEL: No, Mom. 624 00:30:21,601 --> 00:30:23,734 I don't want a cookie. 625 00:30:23,821 --> 00:30:25,518 I can't believe you called him. 626 00:30:25,605 --> 00:30:28,086 I can't believe he came. 627 00:30:28,173 --> 00:30:30,045 We're honored to have you here, Dr. Hyde. 628 00:30:30,132 --> 00:30:32,438 I'ma leave you all alone, but if you need anything, 629 00:30:32,525 --> 00:30:33,787 you just holler. 630 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,659 Thank you, Dolores.Thank you. 631 00:30:40,055 --> 00:30:41,230 [door clicks shut] 632 00:30:41,317 --> 00:30:42,753 So... 633 00:30:43,972 --> 00:30:45,712 So... 634 00:30:51,936 --> 00:30:54,721 I understand you're having a crisis of faith. 635 00:30:54,808 --> 00:30:56,593 No crisis, no faith. 636 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,812 People need to believe in something, Mr. Martin. 637 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,205 Yeah, well, people are fools. 638 00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:01,859 HYDE: So you're prepared to render judgment 639 00:31:01,946 --> 00:31:04,166 on all of humanity? 640 00:31:04,253 --> 00:31:06,342 Just fools. 641 00:31:06,429 --> 00:31:08,257 Look, I appreciate you coming out here, 642 00:31:08,344 --> 00:31:09,693 but it's not necessary. 643 00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:12,609 I really don't need to hear no inspirational 644 00:31:12,696 --> 00:31:14,916 "it's all God's plan," circle of life bullshit. 645 00:31:15,003 --> 00:31:16,221 That's not why I'm here. 646 00:31:16,308 --> 00:31:17,570 So you're not here to cheer me up? 647 00:31:17,657 --> 00:31:19,964 I am not. 648 00:31:20,051 --> 00:31:22,184 I'm here to be with you. 649 00:31:22,271 --> 00:31:23,881 You're grieving, so let yourself grieve. 650 00:31:23,968 --> 00:31:25,100 You don't have to fight it. 651 00:31:25,187 --> 00:31:27,667 Well, maybe I feel like fighting. 652 00:31:27,754 --> 00:31:30,670 Alaska's dead, Miles isn't coming back, 653 00:31:30,757 --> 00:31:32,629 and I'm spending Christmas Eve with my teacher. 654 00:31:32,716 --> 00:31:34,196 HYDE: So be with your anger. 655 00:31:34,283 --> 00:31:36,415 Allow yourself to feel what you're feeling. 656 00:31:36,502 --> 00:31:38,722 The only hope of getting to the other side of this 657 00:31:38,809 --> 00:31:40,202 is to go through it, 658 00:31:40,289 --> 00:31:43,074 and I'm here to go through it with you. 659 00:31:43,161 --> 00:31:46,773 Yeah, well, you're gonna be sitting here for a long time. 660 00:31:46,860 --> 00:31:49,080 Well, that's all right. I got no place to be. 661 00:31:54,651 --> 00:31:56,783 It's all right. 662 00:32:06,489 --> 00:32:08,708 It's all right. 663 00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:10,754 It's okay. 664 00:32:10,841 --> 00:32:12,886 [gently sobbing] 665 00:32:14,279 --> 00:32:16,368 HYDE: It's okay. 666 00:32:16,455 --> 00:32:19,893 [sobbing] 667 00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:21,460 [yells] 668 00:32:21,547 --> 00:32:23,201 HYDE: It's okay, son. It's okay. 669 00:32:23,288 --> 00:32:25,290 COLONEL: [sobbing] 670 00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:29,729 I don't understand why He has to take my friend. 671 00:32:29,816 --> 00:32:31,209 I just miss my friend. 672 00:32:31,296 --> 00:32:32,471 HYDE: I know, son. I know. 673 00:32:32,558 --> 00:32:35,257 Just let it out. That's good. 674 00:32:35,344 --> 00:32:36,693 I miss her too. 675 00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:39,826 [sobbing] 676 00:32:41,654 --> 00:32:44,527 [Hyde gently shushes] 677 00:32:46,181 --> 00:32:49,097 [solemn music] 678 00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:56,191 ♪ ♪ 679 00:33:06,723 --> 00:33:13,773 ♪ ♪ 680 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:24,001 ALASKA: "Great Perhaps." 681 00:33:24,088 --> 00:33:26,047 I like it. 682 00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:28,527 It's just ambiguous enough. 683 00:33:28,614 --> 00:33:33,837 Unquantifiable, kind of magical. 684 00:33:33,924 --> 00:33:35,795 Hell of a metaphor. 685 00:33:35,882 --> 00:33:39,582 ♪ ♪ 686 00:33:39,669 --> 00:33:42,019 [low chatter] 687 00:33:43,716 --> 00:33:50,593 ♪ ♪ 688 00:34:00,994 --> 00:34:03,432 So. 689 00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:06,652 Looks like I'm not getting a single after all. 690 00:34:06,739 --> 00:34:09,394 Sorry to let you down. 691 00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:11,962 You can never let me down, you skinny bastard. 692 00:34:12,049 --> 00:34:14,965 [uplifting music] 693 00:34:15,052 --> 00:34:20,536 ♪ ♪ 694 00:34:20,623 --> 00:34:22,929 [bell tolling] 695 00:34:23,016 --> 00:34:25,149 [birds chirping] 696 00:34:27,847 --> 00:34:31,068 EAGLE: We put a lot of thought into how best to remember her, 697 00:34:31,155 --> 00:34:33,331 and so I am proud to present 698 00:34:33,418 --> 00:34:36,813 the Alaska Young memorial bench. 699 00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:39,772 Alaska loved to read, and so maybe, 700 00:34:39,859 --> 00:34:41,731 with spring upon us, 701 00:34:41,818 --> 00:34:43,907 other students will sit on her bench, 702 00:34:43,994 --> 00:34:47,171 reading and daring to dream. 703 00:34:47,258 --> 00:34:50,000 [applause] 704 00:34:54,918 --> 00:34:57,877 COLONEL: A bench. They gave her a fucking bench? 705 00:34:57,964 --> 00:34:59,096 She would have hated that shit. 706 00:34:59,183 --> 00:35:00,402 LARA: Well, then get her something 707 00:35:00,489 --> 00:35:02,099 she would have loved. 708 00:35:02,186 --> 00:35:04,188 What, like shitty wine and pretentious metaphors? 709 00:35:04,275 --> 00:35:07,496 I don't know. How 'bout a prank? 710 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,327 Yes. That's great. 711 00:35:12,414 --> 00:35:14,633 A memorial prank. 712 00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:16,896 Alaska Young Memorial Prank. 713 00:35:16,983 --> 00:35:18,898 TAKUMI: She did have that one idea she was working on. 714 00:35:18,985 --> 00:35:20,770 She was saving it for our senior prank. 715 00:35:20,857 --> 00:35:22,685 Never made it out of the planning phases, 716 00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:24,382 but it's really good. 717 00:35:24,469 --> 00:35:26,515 Executed as designed, it's more than just good. 718 00:35:26,602 --> 00:35:28,125 It's epic. 719 00:35:28,212 --> 00:35:29,996 But to pull it off, we gonna need more than just us. 720 00:35:30,083 --> 00:35:32,956 True, we're gonna need the whole school, 721 00:35:33,043 --> 00:35:34,914 and we could get in so much trouble. 722 00:35:35,001 --> 00:35:36,525 I'm in.LARA: Me too. 723 00:35:36,612 --> 00:35:38,004 Down.Let's make history. 724 00:35:42,748 --> 00:35:45,447 ♪ [Goldfrapp's "Ooh La La"] 725 00:35:45,534 --> 00:35:47,753 ♪ ♪ 726 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,755 GOLDFRAPP: ♪ Dial up ♪ 727 00:35:49,842 --> 00:35:53,063 Hey, man, I can't give you any more free stuff. 728 00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:54,673 Management was not pleased. 729 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,284 I don't want a free Ding Dong, Gus. 730 00:35:56,371 --> 00:35:59,069 What you want?I want you. 731 00:35:59,156 --> 00:36:00,940 Oh, hey. 732 00:36:01,027 --> 00:36:02,855 Sara, I need you. 733 00:36:02,942 --> 00:36:04,857 Please don't do this. 734 00:36:04,944 --> 00:36:07,338 What? No, not like that. 735 00:36:07,425 --> 00:36:08,600 LONGWELL: What's going on? 736 00:36:08,687 --> 00:36:11,951 Jesus, Longwell, put a damn shirt on. 737 00:36:12,038 --> 00:36:13,866 Your alabaster skin is blinding me. 738 00:36:13,953 --> 00:36:15,216 What's this about, Chip? 739 00:36:15,303 --> 00:36:17,130 GOLDFRAPP: ♪ Switch me on ♪ 740 00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:19,263 Something bigger than all of us. 741 00:36:19,350 --> 00:36:20,786 Okay. 742 00:36:20,873 --> 00:36:23,049 Miles, what's wrong? MILES: Hey, uh... 743 00:36:23,136 --> 00:36:24,573 remember when you stole the school bell 744 00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:26,183 and buried it in the cemetery? 745 00:36:26,270 --> 00:36:29,099 Greatest prank in Culver Creek history, yeah. 746 00:36:29,186 --> 00:36:30,448 Well, how would you like to be a part 747 00:36:30,535 --> 00:36:32,058 of the new greatest prank ever? 748 00:36:32,145 --> 00:36:34,147 Go on. 749 00:36:34,235 --> 00:36:36,324 Mr. Starnes, Miles and I are here 750 00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:37,977 as representatives of the junior class 751 00:36:38,064 --> 00:36:39,588 to let you know that we've selected our speaker 752 00:36:39,675 --> 00:36:40,589 for Speaker Day. 753 00:36:40,676 --> 00:36:41,981 Well, wonderful. 754 00:36:42,068 --> 00:36:43,026 It's always such an enriching day. 755 00:36:43,113 --> 00:36:44,245 Please, who is it? 756 00:36:44,332 --> 00:36:46,029 It's a close friend of Miles' dad. 757 00:36:46,116 --> 00:36:47,813 Dr. William Morse. 758 00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:50,425 He's a professor at a university in Florida. 759 00:36:50,512 --> 00:36:52,688 He studies adolescent sexuality. 760 00:36:52,775 --> 00:36:54,864 Mm. 761 00:36:54,951 --> 00:36:56,648 Aiming for controversy, are we? 762 00:36:56,735 --> 00:36:57,780 Oh, no. 763 00:36:57,867 --> 00:36:59,999 I-I mean, I've met Dr. Morse. 764 00:37:00,086 --> 00:37:03,002 He's interesting, but not controversial. 765 00:37:03,089 --> 00:37:06,354 He just, uh, studies the adolescents' understanding 766 00:37:06,441 --> 00:37:10,532 of sex and how it's constantly changing and growing. 767 00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:13,970 He's opposed to premarital sex. 768 00:37:14,057 --> 00:37:15,624 EAGLE: Ah.Oh. 769 00:37:15,711 --> 00:37:17,756 Well, Lee, this sounds très intéressant. 770 00:37:17,843 --> 00:37:19,628 When it comes to teenage sexuality, 771 00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:21,760 the most important organ is their mind. 772 00:37:21,847 --> 00:37:24,285 GOLDFRAPP: ♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la ♪ 773 00:37:24,372 --> 00:37:26,939 ♪ I need la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 774 00:37:27,026 --> 00:37:28,724 Let me give him a call. 775 00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:31,727 [phone buttons beeping] 776 00:37:31,814 --> 00:37:34,730 [line trilling] 777 00:37:34,817 --> 00:37:38,603 [in sophisticated voice] Dr. Morse speaking. 778 00:37:38,690 --> 00:37:40,779 EAGLE: Welcome, everyone. 779 00:37:40,866 --> 00:37:45,088 This is a day of historic significance at Culver Creek. 780 00:37:45,175 --> 00:37:48,396 It was the vision of our founder, Phillip Garden, 781 00:37:48,483 --> 00:37:50,136 who thought that you, as students, 782 00:37:50,223 --> 00:37:54,358 and we, as faculty, should take one afternoon a year 783 00:37:54,445 --> 00:37:56,839 to benefit from the wisdom of voices 784 00:37:56,926 --> 00:37:58,580 outside of the school. 785 00:37:58,667 --> 00:38:01,539 Now, this year, we have two distinguished guests. 786 00:38:01,626 --> 00:38:03,411 The senior class has chosen 787 00:38:03,498 --> 00:38:05,804 Alabama Assistant Attorney General Tim Harris. 788 00:38:05,891 --> 00:38:07,676 Welcome, Tim. 789 00:38:07,763 --> 00:38:10,287 And the junior class has selected a speaker 790 00:38:10,374 --> 00:38:12,507 equally as compelling, 791 00:38:12,594 --> 00:38:15,684 just not quite as punctual, it would appear. 792 00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:17,207 [door thuds open] 793 00:38:17,294 --> 00:38:18,861 EAGLE: Ah, there he is. 794 00:38:18,948 --> 00:38:20,515 The junior class speaker. 795 00:38:20,602 --> 00:38:22,734 Dr. William Morse is a professor of psychology 796 00:38:22,821 --> 00:38:24,780 at the University of Central Florida 797 00:38:24,867 --> 00:38:26,956 and a widely respected scholar. 798 00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:29,480 They talking about you.Okay, smile. 799 00:38:29,567 --> 00:38:32,265 This--this itches, this...EAGLE: ...very interesting. 800 00:38:32,353 --> 00:38:35,834 So please help me welcome Dr. William Morse. 801 00:38:35,921 --> 00:38:37,923 Doctor. 802 00:38:38,010 --> 00:38:39,621 [applause] 803 00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:40,752 Welcome. Thank you for being here. 804 00:38:40,839 --> 00:38:42,275 Thank you. 805 00:38:49,631 --> 00:38:51,023 [clears throat] 806 00:38:52,808 --> 00:38:54,549 [microphone feedback screeches] 807 00:38:59,292 --> 00:39:01,512 Did we confirm he can read? 808 00:39:09,128 --> 00:39:12,001 Good afternoon. 809 00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:14,743 I'm here today to talk with you 810 00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:18,050 about the fascinating subject 811 00:39:18,137 --> 00:39:20,923 of teenage sexuality. 812 00:39:21,010 --> 00:39:23,665 Uh, my research was in the field 813 00:39:23,752 --> 00:39:26,319 of sexual linguistics, 814 00:39:26,407 --> 00:39:30,454 specifically the way that young people discuss sex 815 00:39:30,541 --> 00:39:32,151 and its related questions. 816 00:39:32,238 --> 00:39:33,979 In today's world, 817 00:39:34,066 --> 00:39:38,070 boys are much more likely to objectify girls' bodies 818 00:39:38,157 --> 00:39:40,333 than the other way around. 819 00:39:40,421 --> 00:39:42,031 Boys will say amongst themselves 820 00:39:42,118 --> 00:39:45,556 that so-and-so has "perky breasts," 821 00:39:45,643 --> 00:39:47,558 while girls will more likely say 822 00:39:47,645 --> 00:39:49,604 that a boy is cute, a term that describes 823 00:39:49,691 --> 00:39:53,390 both emotional and physical characteristics. 824 00:39:53,477 --> 00:39:55,131 See, this has an effect 825 00:39:55,218 --> 00:39:58,395 of turning girls into mere objects, 826 00:39:58,482 --> 00:40:01,180 while boys are seen by girls as whole people-- 827 00:40:01,267 --> 00:40:02,660 LARA: Hey, Doc! 828 00:40:02,747 --> 00:40:03,966 You're so hot, 829 00:40:04,053 --> 00:40:05,141 I wish you would just shut up 830 00:40:05,228 --> 00:40:06,969 and take off all your clothes. 831 00:40:07,056 --> 00:40:08,536 [laughter] 832 00:40:08,623 --> 00:40:10,407 Why, thank you. 833 00:40:10,494 --> 00:40:13,671 See, what just happened is a very interesting case study, 834 00:40:13,758 --> 00:40:17,719 a female objectifying me, a male. 835 00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:20,417 It's so unusual, I can only assume you were kidding. 836 00:40:20,504 --> 00:40:21,636 She's not kidding! 837 00:40:21,723 --> 00:40:24,116 Take off all your clothes! 838 00:40:24,203 --> 00:40:27,555 Do it, hot stuff!Yeah, baby! 839 00:40:27,642 --> 00:40:29,121 [laughter] 840 00:40:29,208 --> 00:40:31,689 Well, it certainly is important to subvert 841 00:40:31,776 --> 00:40:33,778 the patriarchal paradigm, 842 00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:37,826 and I suppose this is one way to do so. 843 00:40:37,913 --> 00:40:39,567 All right, then. 844 00:40:39,654 --> 00:40:41,220 [audience murmuring] 845 00:40:41,307 --> 00:40:44,049 This is for Alaska Young! [grunts] 846 00:40:44,136 --> 00:40:45,529 ♪ [Kelis' "Milkshake" playing] 847 00:40:45,616 --> 00:40:46,791 KELIS: ♪ My milkshake brings ♪ 848 00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:48,750 ♪ All the boys to the yard ♪ 849 00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:50,316 ♪ And they're like, "It's better than yours" ♪ 850 00:40:50,403 --> 00:40:52,144 ♪ Damn right, it's better than yours ♪ 851 00:40:52,231 --> 00:40:54,277 ♪ I can teach you, but I have to charge ♪ 852 00:40:54,364 --> 00:40:56,497 ♪ My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ♪ 853 00:40:56,584 --> 00:40:58,542 ♪ And they're like, "It's better than yours" ♪ 854 00:40:58,629 --> 00:41:00,544 ♪ Damn right, it's better than yours ♪ 855 00:41:00,631 --> 00:41:02,938 ♪ I can teach you, but I have to charge ♪ 856 00:41:03,025 --> 00:41:04,287 ♪ I know you want it ♪ 857 00:41:04,374 --> 00:41:07,159 ♪ The thing that makes me ♪ 858 00:41:07,246 --> 00:41:08,987 ♪ ♪ 859 00:41:09,074 --> 00:41:12,077 ♪ What the guys go crazy for ♪ 860 00:41:12,164 --> 00:41:14,471 ♪ ♪ 861 00:41:14,558 --> 00:41:16,386 ♪ They lose their minds ♪ 862 00:41:16,473 --> 00:41:18,257 ♪ The way I wind ♪ 863 00:41:18,344 --> 00:41:20,172 ♪ I think it's time ♪ 864 00:41:20,259 --> 00:41:22,523 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 865 00:41:22,610 --> 00:41:24,002 ♪ Warm it up ♪ 866 00:41:24,089 --> 00:41:26,178 This is for Alaska Young! 867 00:41:26,265 --> 00:41:28,093 [cheering] 868 00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:29,791 Yeah, Pudge! 869 00:41:29,878 --> 00:41:31,836 This is for Alaska Young! 870 00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:34,622 [cheering] 871 00:41:34,709 --> 00:41:36,493 This is for Alaska Young! 872 00:41:36,580 --> 00:41:39,278 [cheering] 873 00:41:39,365 --> 00:41:42,325 KEVIN: This is for Alaska Young! 874 00:41:42,412 --> 00:41:44,109 HANK: This is for Alaska! 875 00:41:44,196 --> 00:41:46,547 [cheers and applause] 876 00:41:46,634 --> 00:41:47,939 STUDENT: This is for Alaska! 877 00:41:48,026 --> 00:41:49,201 [cheering] 878 00:41:49,288 --> 00:41:50,638 STUDENT: This is for Alaska! 879 00:41:50,725 --> 00:41:52,291 Oh, my God. 880 00:41:52,378 --> 00:41:55,338 KELIS: ♪ I can see you're on it ♪ 881 00:41:55,425 --> 00:41:58,297 ♪ You want me to teach thee ♪ 882 00:41:58,384 --> 00:42:00,169 ♪ ♪ 883 00:42:00,256 --> 00:42:03,128 ♪ Techniques that freaks these boys ♪ 884 00:42:03,215 --> 00:42:05,522 ♪ ♪ 885 00:42:05,609 --> 00:42:07,176 ♪ It can't be bought ♪ 886 00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:09,613 ♪ Just know thieves get caught ♪ 887 00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:11,223 ♪ Watch if you're smart ♪ 888 00:42:11,310 --> 00:42:13,443 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪EAGLE: Okay. 889 00:42:13,530 --> 00:42:15,097 KELIS: ♪ Warm it up ♪ 890 00:42:15,184 --> 00:42:17,795 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 891 00:42:17,882 --> 00:42:19,536 ♪ The boys are waiting ♪ 892 00:42:19,623 --> 00:42:21,930 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 893 00:42:22,017 --> 00:42:23,975 EAGLE: All right, all right. That's enough. 894 00:42:24,062 --> 00:42:25,629 That's enough, Dr. Morse. 895 00:42:25,716 --> 00:42:27,152 Wrap it up. Wrap it up. 896 00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:29,851 That's enough, Dr. Morse. 897 00:42:29,938 --> 00:42:32,114 You need to leave this campus immediately. 898 00:42:32,201 --> 00:42:33,768 Please stop. 899 00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:36,814 I did not approve of anything of this nature. 900 00:42:36,901 --> 00:42:38,207 GUS: Yeah!Okay. 901 00:42:38,294 --> 00:42:39,338 That's enough. That's enough. 902 00:42:39,425 --> 00:42:40,818 Okay. Okay. 903 00:42:40,905 --> 00:42:42,385 That was-- well, that was unexpected. 904 00:42:42,472 --> 00:42:44,561 Uh, okay. All right. 905 00:42:44,648 --> 00:42:46,519 So it's not--it's not funny. 906 00:42:46,607 --> 00:42:49,131 So, up next, we have, uh, the seniors' speaker, 907 00:42:49,218 --> 00:42:51,916 uh, Alabama Assistant Attorney General Tim Harris. 908 00:42:52,003 --> 00:42:53,396 Please. 909 00:42:53,483 --> 00:42:55,354 [cheers and applause] 910 00:43:00,577 --> 00:43:01,796 [doors click open] 911 00:43:01,883 --> 00:43:05,103 EAGLE: Mr. Martin, Mr. Halter. 912 00:43:05,190 --> 00:43:06,757 You boys have some nerve. 913 00:43:06,844 --> 00:43:08,237 Before you get too mad, 914 00:43:08,324 --> 00:43:10,456 it can only be proven that we brought a person 915 00:43:10,543 --> 00:43:12,589 onto the campus that we presumed to be 916 00:43:12,676 --> 00:43:14,069 an expert on sexual expression, 917 00:43:14,156 --> 00:43:16,419 but turned out to be someone 918 00:43:16,506 --> 00:43:19,988 that expresses sexuality expertly. 919 00:43:20,075 --> 00:43:21,642 What he said. 920 00:43:23,774 --> 00:43:25,254 I'm not mad. 921 00:43:25,341 --> 00:43:26,864 You're not? 922 00:43:26,951 --> 00:43:29,824 No, I mean, don't ever do anything like that again. 923 00:43:29,911 --> 00:43:32,522 But my goodness, 924 00:43:32,609 --> 00:43:35,351 "subverting the patriarchal paradigm"? 925 00:43:35,438 --> 00:43:39,485 It's like she wrote that speech herself. 926 00:43:39,572 --> 00:43:41,923 [laughs] 927 00:43:43,098 --> 00:43:45,230 [tender music] 928 00:43:45,317 --> 00:43:47,798 Though I am unfamiliar with the sound, 929 00:43:47,885 --> 00:43:50,192 I do believe we just heard the Eagle laugh. 930 00:43:50,279 --> 00:43:53,412 Miracles do happen.Greatest prank ever. 931 00:43:53,499 --> 00:43:56,633 [laughter] 932 00:43:57,678 --> 00:43:59,897 Oh. 933 00:43:59,984 --> 00:44:01,333 COLONEL: I gotta hand it to him. 934 00:44:01,420 --> 00:44:03,466 Gus has some moves. 935 00:44:03,553 --> 00:44:06,425 MILES: I came here looking for a Great Perhaps, 936 00:44:06,512 --> 00:44:09,341 for real friends, and a more than minor life. 937 00:44:09,428 --> 00:44:11,604 What you up to? 938 00:44:11,692 --> 00:44:17,567 Um, finally writing the essay for Hyde. 939 00:44:17,654 --> 00:44:21,092 She said I might be a writer, 940 00:44:21,179 --> 00:44:23,573 so... 941 00:44:23,660 --> 00:44:26,663 I want the first thing I write to be about her. 942 00:44:26,750 --> 00:44:28,404 ♪ ♪ 943 00:44:28,491 --> 00:44:29,971 Sorry to interrupt, 944 00:44:30,058 --> 00:44:33,757 but there's still one last thing we need to do. 945 00:44:33,844 --> 00:44:40,851 ♪ ♪ 946 00:44:43,071 --> 00:44:44,594 MILES: Until I got here, 947 00:44:44,681 --> 00:44:46,030 my only friends were the last words 948 00:44:46,117 --> 00:44:47,640 of the already dead. 949 00:44:47,728 --> 00:44:49,294 ♪ ♪ 950 00:44:49,381 --> 00:44:51,166 Like William McKinley, 951 00:44:51,253 --> 00:44:54,778 the third American president to be assassinated. 952 00:44:54,865 --> 00:44:57,476 He lived for several days after he was shot. 953 00:44:57,563 --> 00:44:58,956 But towards the end, 954 00:44:59,043 --> 00:45:01,089 his wife started crying and screaming, 955 00:45:01,176 --> 00:45:03,265 "I want to go too." 956 00:45:03,352 --> 00:45:05,702 With his last measure of strength, 957 00:45:05,789 --> 00:45:10,315 McKinley turned to his wife and spoke his last words, 958 00:45:10,402 --> 00:45:12,143 "We are all going." 959 00:45:13,971 --> 00:45:17,714 And then Alaska had to go, 960 00:45:17,801 --> 00:45:20,064 because I screwed up and the Colonel screwed up 961 00:45:20,151 --> 00:45:21,674 and we let her go 962 00:45:21,762 --> 00:45:24,155 and she slipped through our fingers. 963 00:45:24,242 --> 00:45:27,158 ♪ ♪ 964 00:45:27,245 --> 00:45:28,725 We will always live with things done 965 00:45:28,812 --> 00:45:31,249 and things left undone that day. 966 00:45:31,336 --> 00:45:32,816 If only we could see 967 00:45:32,903 --> 00:45:34,513 the endless string of consequences 968 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,951 that result from our smallest actions. 969 00:45:37,038 --> 00:45:42,260 ♪ ♪ 970 00:45:42,347 --> 00:45:43,827 But we can't know better 971 00:45:43,914 --> 00:45:46,090 until knowing better is useless. 972 00:45:46,177 --> 00:45:48,571 ♪ ♪ 973 00:45:48,658 --> 00:45:51,443 I thought at first that she was just dead, 974 00:45:51,530 --> 00:45:53,228 just darkness. 975 00:45:53,315 --> 00:45:56,318 Just a body being eaten by bugs. 976 00:45:56,405 --> 00:45:58,886 I still sometimes think that the afterlife 977 00:45:58,973 --> 00:46:01,845 is just something we made up to ease the pain of loss, 978 00:46:01,932 --> 00:46:04,369 to make our time in the labyrinth bearable. 979 00:46:04,456 --> 00:46:06,850 But here's what gives me hope. 980 00:46:06,937 --> 00:46:09,070 If you take Alaska's genetic code 981 00:46:09,157 --> 00:46:10,767 and you add her life experiences 982 00:46:10,854 --> 00:46:13,422 and the relationships she had with people, 983 00:46:13,509 --> 00:46:16,077 and then you take the size and shape of her body, 984 00:46:16,164 --> 00:46:18,775 you do not get her. 985 00:46:18,862 --> 00:46:21,865 There is something else entirely. 986 00:46:21,952 --> 00:46:24,259 There's a part of her greater than the sum 987 00:46:24,346 --> 00:46:26,174 of her knowable parts. 988 00:46:26,261 --> 00:46:29,917 ♪ ♪ 989 00:46:30,004 --> 00:46:32,745 And that part has to go somewhere, 990 00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:36,314 because energy once created is never destroyed. 991 00:46:36,401 --> 00:46:40,231 ♪ ♪ 992 00:46:40,318 --> 00:46:42,320 And if Alaska took her own life, 993 00:46:42,407 --> 00:46:45,846 that is the hope I wish I could have given her, 994 00:46:45,933 --> 00:46:49,850 to understand that anything in life is survivable, 995 00:46:49,937 --> 00:46:51,852 because we are as indestructible 996 00:46:51,939 --> 00:46:54,202 as we believe ourselves to be. 997 00:46:55,638 --> 00:47:01,426 ♪ ♪ 998 00:47:02,558 --> 00:47:05,474 [engine revving] 999 00:47:05,561 --> 00:47:12,611 ♪ ♪ 1000 00:47:19,531 --> 00:47:24,232 ♪ ♪ 1001 00:47:24,319 --> 00:47:25,886 [engine revving] 1002 00:47:27,931 --> 00:47:29,498 ♪ ♪ 1003 00:47:29,585 --> 00:47:31,630 [tires screech] 1004 00:47:34,677 --> 00:47:39,334 So I know she forgives me just as I forgive her. 1005 00:47:39,421 --> 00:47:42,641 We cannot be born, and we cannot die. 1006 00:47:42,728 --> 00:47:45,035 We can only change shapes and sizes 1007 00:47:45,122 --> 00:47:48,169 and manifestations. 1008 00:47:48,256 --> 00:47:51,781 ♪ ♪ 1009 00:47:51,868 --> 00:47:56,786 I know so many last words, but I'll never know hers. 1010 00:47:56,873 --> 00:47:59,571 I'll never know her thoughts in those last minutes. 1011 00:47:59,658 --> 00:48:03,662 We'll never know if she left us on purpose. 1012 00:48:03,749 --> 00:48:07,753 But the not knowing will not keep me from caring. 1013 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:14,760 ♪ ♪ 1014 00:48:14,847 --> 00:48:16,762 [sniffling] 1015 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,163 [both sobbing] 1016 00:48:31,386 --> 00:48:33,388 [Colonel breathing heavy] 1017 00:48:34,955 --> 00:48:36,826 We must look so fucking lame. 1018 00:48:36,913 --> 00:48:39,916 [both sobbing] 1019 00:48:41,570 --> 00:48:46,314 MILES: Alaska's last words to me were: "To be continued." 1020 00:48:48,185 --> 00:48:50,100 And she was right. 1021 00:48:50,187 --> 00:48:52,973 I must continue 1022 00:48:53,060 --> 00:48:55,453 I choose the labyrinth, 1023 00:48:55,540 --> 00:48:57,455 even if there is no way out, 1024 00:48:57,542 --> 00:48:59,283 even if we're all going, 1025 00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:01,894 even if everything falls apart. 1026 00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:07,509 ♪ ♪ 1027 00:49:07,596 --> 00:49:09,511 Hi.EAGLE: Morning. 1028 00:49:09,598 --> 00:49:16,605 ♪ ♪ 1029 00:49:21,523 --> 00:49:24,482 [lively chatter] 1030 00:49:24,569 --> 00:49:26,180 [laughter] 1031 00:49:26,267 --> 00:49:27,181 COLONEL: Okay. 1032 00:49:27,268 --> 00:49:29,879 [chatter continuing] 1033 00:49:31,489 --> 00:49:33,274 ♪ ♪ 1034 00:49:33,361 --> 00:49:35,363 All right. Good. 1035 00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:37,321 ♪ ♪ 1036 00:49:37,408 --> 00:49:40,759 [Lara laughing] 1037 00:49:40,846 --> 00:49:47,897 ♪ ♪ 1038 00:49:50,726 --> 00:49:53,642 [singer vocalizing] 1039 00:49:53,729 --> 00:49:56,210 [stirring music] 1040 00:49:56,297 --> 00:50:02,651 ♪ ♪ 1041 00:50:05,958 --> 00:50:08,657 MILES: I will always love Alaska Young, 1042 00:50:08,744 --> 00:50:12,182 my crooked neighbor, with all my crooked heart. 1043 00:50:12,269 --> 00:50:19,276 ♪ ♪ 1044 00:50:22,323 --> 00:50:24,629 Thomas Edison's last words were, 1045 00:50:24,716 --> 00:50:27,154 "It's very beautiful over there." 1046 00:50:29,504 --> 00:50:32,115 I don't know where "there" is... 1047 00:50:34,726 --> 00:50:37,381 But I believe it's somewhere. 1048 00:50:40,254 --> 00:50:42,647 And I hope it's beautiful. 1049 00:50:43,909 --> 00:50:50,960 ♪ ♪ 1050 00:51:06,236 --> 00:51:09,152 ♪ [Mondo Cozmo's "Shine"] 1051 00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:15,985 ♪ ♪ 1052 00:51:19,031 --> 00:51:20,946 COZMO: ♪ Stick with me, Jesus ♪ 1053 00:51:21,033 --> 00:51:24,428 ♪ Through the coming storm ♪ 1054 00:51:24,515 --> 00:51:27,910 ♪ I've come to you in search of something ♪ 1055 00:51:27,997 --> 00:51:30,130 ♪ I've lost ♪ 1056 00:51:30,217 --> 00:51:31,435 ♪ ♪ 1057 00:51:31,522 --> 00:51:33,829 ♪ Shine down a light on me ♪ 1058 00:51:33,916 --> 00:51:36,962 ♪ Show a path ♪ 1059 00:51:37,049 --> 00:51:40,052 ♪ I promise you I will return ♪ 1060 00:51:40,140 --> 00:51:43,012 ♪ If you take me back ♪ 1061 00:51:43,099 --> 00:51:46,015 ♪ Let 'em get high ♪ 1062 00:51:46,102 --> 00:51:49,801 ♪ Let 'em get stoned ♪ 1063 00:51:49,888 --> 00:51:52,543 ♪ Everything will be all right ♪ 1064 00:51:52,630 --> 00:51:55,633 ♪ If you let it go ♪ 1065 00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:58,506 ♪ Let 'em get high ♪ 1066 00:51:58,593 --> 00:52:02,292 ♪ Let 'em get stoned ♪ 1067 00:52:02,379 --> 00:52:05,208 ♪ Everything will be all right ♪ 1068 00:52:05,295 --> 00:52:07,515 ♪ If you let it go ♪ 1069 00:52:07,602 --> 00:52:09,734 ♪ ♪ 1070 00:52:09,821 --> 00:52:11,736 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1071 00:52:11,823 --> 00:52:18,874 ♪ ♪ 1072 00:52:23,835 --> 00:52:26,838 ♪ Let 'em get high ♪ 1073 00:52:26,925 --> 00:52:30,494 ♪ Let 'em get stoned ♪ 1074 00:52:30,581 --> 00:52:33,410 ♪ Everything will be all right ♪ 1075 00:52:33,497 --> 00:52:35,325 ♪ If you let it go ♪