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摩查超市

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餅乾批發
聖誕樹

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聖誕老人村

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聖誕妖怪：坎卜斯

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來自摩查超市的佳節祝福

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結帳

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我今晚來警告你
會有三個靈魂來拜訪你

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什麼？

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雅各，是你提到的機會與希望嗎？

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是的

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你有機會和希望逃過跟我一樣的命運

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一個由我特別提供的
機會和希望，守財奴艾班恩札

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謝謝你，雅各

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凌晨一點第一個鬼魂將出現

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閉嘴，貝絲！

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我不在乎誰先開始的，麥克斯

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班古克林斯基先開始的
大家都知道

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你還錄下整件事

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你要為破壞全班的朗誦寫道歉信

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麥克斯，你在想什麼？
那孩子是你的兩倍大

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是啊，但班古克林斯基
總是在聖誕節搗蛋

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他甚至告訴一年級
聖誕老人是為了提高百事銷售的

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低俗行銷手法

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-是可口可樂
-妳懂我的意思

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以為你不在乎聖誕節

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總有人要糾正他

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讓我看看

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沒那麼糟，繼續冰敷

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對他踢東西、讓他掉進馬槽
真的是最好的解決方法嗎？

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那不是我的錯
我受到糖果的影響

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我只有吃聖誕軟糖和枴杖糖

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我不想顯得苛刻

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但每個孩子終究會知道現實

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我知道…

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我不想讓他毀了

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小朋友的聖誕節

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但這是場捍衛聖誕節
和過度正確的政治觀戰爭…

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看來真美味，媽

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…或只是一群輕易感到冒犯的人們？

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謝謝

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別做太多
莎拉在店裡買了一堆餅乾

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是羅傑

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以為你說不會在聖誕節工作？

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我說不在聖誕節旅遊
我還有幾通電話要打

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嘿，羅傑，過得好嗎？

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等等，各位
我們不是要跟以往一樣

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看《史努比》，然後包聖誕禮物嗎？

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你知道嗎？在你做過那些事後
你可以自己完成

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快一點，你的表親們隨時都會到

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好，羅傑

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這裡有一堆聖誕節廢物

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貝絲，幫我掛這個

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等等，媽
我們不是要看《史努比》？

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你寫完信了嗎？

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我有在寫

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聖誕老人
北極圈

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但我不知道今年要什麼

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因為他們是家人，貝絲
只有這幾天而已

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我不要跟站著尿尿的女孩同睡一間房

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我相信你會想到的

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去年我的床上有大便，媽

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人類的大便

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再說最後一次，那是狗的！

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“他們是人們不該繁衍的原因！”

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妳說的，媽，不是我！

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我從沒那樣說過！

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我說也許他們
應該在生育前先做測試

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謝了，歐米

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歐米？

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妳仍相信聖誕老人？

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當然

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但…我也相信
就是聖尼可拉斯造就聖誕老人

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什麼意思？

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相信他就是相信
這個節日的真實意義

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給予的精神，犧牲…

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我也相信晚餐前吃甜點

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沒錯

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我的表親們
是從基因池最末端誕生的

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所以每個人都有點怪

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妳媽又在吃贊安諾？

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跟吃糖果一樣兇

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今晚我們要做
日式雪花樹之類的東西

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為了要讓我的家人看起來
比實際更棒，需要很多功夫，你懂的

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我喜歡雪花

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但我更喜歡我的計畫

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非常誘人，但我想我逃不了

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別這樣

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都有人從惡魔島逃出來了
我們只有四個街區的距離

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什麼？怎麼了？

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一切

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噢，糟了

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謝謝讓歐米陪我
你的朋友，麥克斯英格爾

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你們可以別鬧了嗎？

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霍伊，別按門鈴了！

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-幫忙拿！
-霍伊，住手！

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-幫我拿袋子
-爸，你去拿

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這是聖誕節

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聖誕快樂！

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嘿，姊妹，聖誕快樂

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天啊，我真高興你們能來

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妳都不知道

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高速公路上都是車禍

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六小時來，一直在聽瘋狂講話的廣播

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我們帶來一點家鄉味，對吧？

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哇

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謝謝，這…

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哇

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-不客氣
-琳達，讓一下

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別再塞車了

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霍華，讓我幫忙

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-沒關係
-謝了

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抱歉

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你讓管家休息了，對吧？

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湯姆，別擔心

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我們帶了蘿西

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你們沒養貓吧？

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沒事的，對吧？

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沒事的

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聖誕快樂，女孩們，快進來

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搭配的外套真可愛

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她們因為鋼人隊輸了
所以有點沮喪…

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喬丹，絲蒂薇

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妳們何不跟莎拉阿姨
說得到總統健身獎的事？

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很精彩

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霍伊

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你今年跟聖誕老人要什麼禮物？

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-非常好
-它們看起來真棒

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這樣看來更大

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玩具車嗎？

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看麥克斯在口袋放了什麼

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給聖誕老人的信

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電動遊戲？

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手機？

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洗腎？

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-那該死的長途開車
-謝謝你們

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湯姆，這要放哪？

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-都可以？
-對

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天啊，你們能清出走道嗎？

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我可能會跌斷骨盆

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驚喜！

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請別生氣

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桃樂西阿姨，真高興見到妳

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是啊，妳的姊妹雖然不是泰瑞莎修女

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至少她偶爾會來訪

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確定我還沒死

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所以，蛋酒在哪？

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我需要點過節氣氛

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在廚房

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自己來

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湯姆，讓我來，抱歉

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沒關係

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全能之王

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看來像是瑪莎史都華吐了

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-門沒關，抱歉
-別擔心

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我們真是一團亂

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六小時，天啊

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不好意思，但不是還有個…

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孩子？

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克絲！該死！

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喬丹，我叫妳帶她進來！

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又不是我的小孩

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別這樣

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湯米，幫我把寶寶
和其他女孩們的東西搬下車

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-可以嗎？謝謝
-好

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來製造回憶吧

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謝謝，寶貝，我的天啊

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佳節烤肉是驚喜

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痔瘡才是驚喜

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她真是該死的夢魘
妳在想什麼啊？

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別這樣，她沒那麼糟

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真的沒有！

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她騙了我，好嗎？

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我以為我們只是去送禮物
沒想到她帶了行李箱來應門

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我該怎麼辦？
叫她自己去過聖誕節？

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不，但至少妳可以提醒我

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妳的錯卻變過我的問題

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妳覺得我做的一切都是錯誤

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抱歉，小心

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寶貝

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我想這顆炸彈準備發射了

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哇，妳真臭

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我要幫她換尿布
過來這裡吧

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隨便放就好，湯姆

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整車都是大便味

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晚餐吃什麼？

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這是我兒子！

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這是我兒子！

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當然了

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我在幫霍伊二世達到美式足球的身材

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等到他上高中

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他會是這個州最大隻的前鋒

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湯姆，你會打美式足球嗎？

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不，我年輕的時候沒機會打球

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我大多在訓練

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什麼訓練？

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陸軍？海軍陸戰隊？

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是鷹級童軍

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鷹級童軍

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鷹級童軍，孩子

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就是編織籃子
並幫忙老太太過馬路

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-對吧？
-不

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不，它其實著重於求生技能訓練

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所以…

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我唯一需要的求生訓練
就是我的獵槍

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和一大盒我放在車裡的子彈

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牧羊犬得保護牠的羊群

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甜心，我們說過
別在餐桌上講到槍的事

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這個家需要多了解槍

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無論是在餐桌上還是其他地方

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-哇
-你懂嗎？

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看來克絲真的很喜歡
我做的糖鹽漬鮭魚

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小心點

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記得你們的莎拉阿姨
喜歡維持一切乾淨又完美

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這也是為何她做出這麼多
你們講不出來的菜

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我只是覺得你們應該想吃點

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跟起司通心粉加熱狗不一樣的東西

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00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,091
是啊

218
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,666
妳錯了

219
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:15,211
誰不會在聖誕節做火腿？

220
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,388
妳變成猶太人了？

221
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:23,353
也許該上甜點了

222
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,471
真好吃，甜心

223
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:26,806
肉有點乾

224
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:29,067
好吧，我的很好吃

225
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,312
我想我該吃你那份鳥

226
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,605
你可以講話好聽點

227
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,899
等她回來再說
若甜點夠好吃的話

228
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,484
希望你能看在我的份上

229
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,403
-跟他說聖誕老人的事
-說甜點很好吃

230
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,405
嘿，麥麥

231
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,333
你有聽說聖誕老人的事嗎？

232
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,827
沒有，絲蒂薇，聖誕老人怎麼了？

233
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,411
我從新聞上聽來的

234
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,497
他的雪橇墜毀在落磯山脈了

235
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,833
摔碎他的雙腳

236
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:56,752
凍傷讓他感覺不到痛
但阻止不了他的飢餓

237
00:13:56,753 --> 00:14:00,557
為了生存下去
他必須殺了他的麋鹿並吃了牠們

238
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,561
也包含魯道夫

239
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,939
“吃掉”八隻小麋鹿，懂嗎？

240
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,433
別鬧了！

241
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,143
別吵架

242
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,904
嘿，放輕鬆

243
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:17,699
他們只是在玩，湯米

244
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:24,780
起司通心粉加熱狗

245
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,949
天啊

246
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:30,870
妳在準備什麼可怕的食物嗎？

247
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:34,623
妳知道這些精緻的食物會讓我便祕

248
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,594
不如我們明年
去妳的拖車一起過聖誕節？

249
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:41,380
妳花了數週清潔、整理和布置

250
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,215
我也寧可開一小段路來

251
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,925
對妳努力的一切挑三揀四

252
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,302
莎拉…

253
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:48,095
不，桃樂西阿姨，別說了

254
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,772
為了妳好

255
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,901
離我的廚房遠一點

256
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,981
你知道麋鹿其實
在北邊、阿拉斯加和加拿大

257
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:02,067
是不錯的食物來源

258
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,819
每年這個時候

259
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:09,125
我們認為麋鹿是聖誕老人的交通工具

260
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:13,254
我們知道你仍相信
那個又大又肥的偷溜者

261
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,340
我不知道你們在說什麼

262
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,258
你確定？

263
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,470
麥克斯，不要

264
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,723
“親愛的聖誕老人

265
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:27,801
“我知道我今年表現沒有很好
我很抱歉

266
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:31,805
“但我真的希望你今年聖誕節
能幫我和我的家人

267
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,265
“我們需要你”

268
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,851
-麥麥，真貼心
-還給我！

269
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,561
住手，麥克斯

270
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:40,114
啦啦啦，廢話一堆

271
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,941
來了，小麥的願望清單

272
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,150
絲蒂薇，夠了

273
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,944
等等，貝絲，妳在第一個願望

274
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:48,614
“我希望我和貝絲能跟以前一樣相處

275
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,617
“你可能注意到我沒有太多朋友”

276
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,670
麥克斯，真的嗎？

277
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:58,132
“我希望我爸媽能再次愛上彼此

278
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:02,387
“我知道他們時常覺得難過
爸常常不在家

279
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,056
“我想他們真的很想念彼此

280
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:12,897
“還有，我希望霍華叔叔
和琳達阿姨能過得好一點

281
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:19,404
“也許你能幫助他們度過這一年

282
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,324
“還有…

283
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:24,942
“還有…”

284
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:28,195
去你的！爸才不希望我們是男生！

285
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,124
好，誰想吃法式烤布蕾？

286
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,246
把信給我！還給我！

287
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:38,288
麥克斯

288
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,799
嘿

289
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,385
-嘿！
-女孩們！

290
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:46,848
嘿！

291
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,091
別這樣，霍華，絲蒂薇，喬丹

292
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:50,175
別這樣

293
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,760
真是夠了

294
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,313
你還好嗎？

295
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:58,017
我只想讓聖誕節跟以前一樣
但算了

296
00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,184
我恨聖誕節！

297
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,728
我恨你們所有人！

298
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,406
麥克斯！

299
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,482
別罵他

300
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:08,286
說實話的孩子應該得到獎賞

301
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,631
-我能進來嗎？
-不行

302
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:25,252
你知道他們聖誕節隔天就走了

303
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:29,089
所以我們只要再撐過三天

304
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,466
我不懂

305
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,134
每年愈來愈糟

306
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:36,314
為何我們必須因為
共同的血緣忍受他們？

307
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:41,351
因為這就是家人，麥克斯

308
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,312
你們試著和平相處

309
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:46,032
即使彼此沒有太多共通處

310
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,785
-為什麼？
-因為…

311
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,536
呃…

312
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,457
好吧，你問倒我了

313
00:17:55,992 --> 00:18:01,172
也許這會讓我們更努力
去找出彼此的共通點吧？

314
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:04,708
放下一切偏見
為他人著想

315
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,461
朋友、家人

316
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,838
甚至是你平常受不了的混蛋

317
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,256
像是霍華叔叔？

318
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,184
別指名道姓

319
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:18,147
爸，你真的相信這一切？

320
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,359
我想相信，麥克斯

321
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:29,826
但我想還有時間把你的信寄出去

322
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,523
聖誕老人
北極圈

323
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,185
你不覺得有點奇怪？

324
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:29,895
人們可以看到火星上的塵埃點

325
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,814
卻沒注意到我們身處的暴風雪

326
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,691
等電力恢復

327
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:37,736
你可以寫一封抱怨信給國家氣象局

328
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,072
但此時，試著冷靜

329
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,657
媽，外面有奇怪的東西

330
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:42,866
我很冷靜

331
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,160
若我知道怎麼度過
12個人塞在一個

332
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:49,831
沒有熱水、暖氣
和電力的聖誕節就會更冷靜

333
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,041
或食物

334
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:53,886
還有很多剩菜，霍華

335
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:57,464
-寧可喝啤酒
-電話也不通

336
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:58,799
-媽！
-什麼事？

337
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,143
庭院有個雪人

338
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,605
看到了嗎？

339
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:09,351
那…真是太好了，麥克斯

340
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:10,686
誰堆的？

341
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:15,315
幾乎看不到對面
看來不只是我們停電

342
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,025
我可以到對面問透納家

343
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,777
透納家去夏威夷了

344
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,195
藍柏特家去佛州

345
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:23,865
而卡特萊特家自從麥克斯的
麵條事件後，就不跟我們往來

346
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,242
他的什麼？

347
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,035
麥克斯，請把歐米帶離火爐

348
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:29,380
以防她把房子燒了

349
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,250
我去應門！

350
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:35,085
好

351
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:36,837
說真的，該怎麼辦？

352
00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:37,921
DHL快遞

353
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,172
聖誕快樂

354
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:41,591
-請簽名
-好

355
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:42,893
哇

356
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,804
甜心，有禮物送來

357
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,055
糟糕的天氣吧？

358
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:50,267
是啊，這裡跟鬼城一樣
路況簡直是惡夢

359
00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:51,611
是啊

360
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,562
這些也是？

361
00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:54,855
不是我送來的

362
00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:57,149
-一定是UPS快遞送的
-好吧

363
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:59,493
-聖誕快樂
-你也是

364
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:02,362
-這是什麼？
-看這個

365
00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:03,697
什麼？

366
00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:05,240
他們收到更多禮物

367
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,284
為何有錢人能收到免費的東西？

368
00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:09,629
我不知道，甜心
也許他們是民主黨

369
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:14,634
天啊！

370
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,053
誰吃得了這麼多起司？

371
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:19,588
這是奇特的一刻

372
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,423
各位，我傳訊給德瑞克九次

373
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:23,091
他到現在都沒回復

374
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,634
這不正常

375
00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:26,928
是暴風雪的關係
現在一切都不能用

376
00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,814
我可以去他家看一下嗎？

377
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,307
就幾個街區而已

378
00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:32,768
我不認為這是好主意

379
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,895
我可以順便看有沒有哪戶有電

380
00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:36,947
她會沒事的

381
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,608
好，一小時回來

382
00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:42,819
等妳回來，我要妳
跟喬丹和絲蒂薇有些女孩時間

383
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,154
知道嗎？

384
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:46,281
你叫這逆轉？

385
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:48,450
得了，喬喬，腳踏穩！

386
00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:50,702
-腳踏穩，開始了
-最好是

387
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,704
-再來
-妳懂我的意思

388
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,789
謝了

389
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:55,332
小心點，好嗎？

390
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,541
好，晚點回來

391
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:59,169
愛妳，一小時哦

392
00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:00,763
好

393
00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:05,935
麥克斯，我叫你把歐米…

394
00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:19,949
她說熱巧克力讓一切變更好

395
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,032
天啊

396
00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:51,040
救命！

397
00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:59,381
誰來幫我！

398
00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:01,258
救命！

399
00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:12,937
DHL快遞

400
00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:27,812
沒有訊號

401
00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,281
有動靜嗎？

402
00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:31,367
沒有

403
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:38,207
超怪的，沒有車
沒有人，連灑鹽車都沒有

404
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:43,244
你不是應該為我
準備發電機以度過聖誕節嗎？

405
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:47,165
是的，就在樹下
在你的領帶和內褲旁

406
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,717
很好

407
00:27:53,798 --> 00:27:55,599
時間不早了

408
00:27:56,092 --> 00:27:57,676
貝絲早該回來了

409
00:27:57,677 --> 00:28:00,011
她沒事的，她在德瑞克家

410
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,855
更有理由擔心

411
00:28:01,889 --> 00:28:05,234
嘿，寶貝，放輕鬆
就一次而已，好嗎？

412
00:28:08,646 --> 00:28:11,439
其他人怎樣了？

413
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,984
你知道的，暴躁又無聊

414
00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:16,945
受夠下雪

415
00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:18,279
和彼此

416
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,707
歡樂時光

417
00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:26,588
天啊，我想念我們

418
00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:30,551
我也是

419
00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:41,311
爸、媽

420
00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:45,190
天黑了，貝絲卻還沒回來

421
00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:53,323
嘿，霍華

422
00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:55,316
你的悍馬能帶我們出去嗎？

423
00:28:55,317 --> 00:28:56,985
你說露辛妲嗎？

424
00:28:56,986 --> 00:28:58,945
我可以開著她一路向東狂飆

425
00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:01,990
她能在日出前登上諾曼第的海灘

426
00:29:01,991 --> 00:29:04,325
-湯姆，你想幹嘛？
-是貝絲

427
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:07,203
她稍早去男友家
到現在都還沒回來

428
00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:08,705
看吧？

429
00:29:08,706 --> 00:29:12,375
讓他們溜出視線一秒
碰，就跳到婚禮了

430
00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:14,669
桃樂西阿姨，拜託

431
00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:16,337
你們應該要知道

432
00:29:16,338 --> 00:29:18,047
也許沒事

433
00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:20,341
但我想去接她

434
00:29:20,342 --> 00:29:23,094
順便看一下市中心發生什麼事

435
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,521
勘察任務嗎？

436
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,097
以為你不會開口

437
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,348
好

438
00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:29,017
-去找媽媽
-好

439
00:29:29,018 --> 00:29:30,185
好了

440
00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:32,821
湯瑪斯

441
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:36,608
什麼？怎麼了？

442
00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:38,160
她到底在激動什麼？

443
00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:44,041
歐米說不要去

444
00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:47,243
太危險了
我們應該等到暴風雪結束

445
00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:48,536
-湯姆
-讓我來

446
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:51,206
媽，我們必須去接貝絲

447
00:29:51,207 --> 00:29:54,375
但我不在的時候
麥克斯和莎拉會陪妳，好嗎？

448
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:56,678
媽，聽著

449
00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:02,267
一切都會沒事的

450
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:27,084
地球暖化個頭

451
00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:29,869
外面可能零下29度

452
00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:32,163
這沒道理

453
00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:34,675
-試試AM呢？
-我都試過了

454
00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:37,928
暴風雪可能也癱瘓廣播電臺了

455
00:30:38,671 --> 00:30:40,472
也許吧

456
00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:44,810
我真想聽平克勞斯貝的歌

457
00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:52,934
等等，慢一點

458
00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:54,778
那是什麼？

459
00:31:04,989 --> 00:31:06,540
那是鏟雪車嗎？

460
00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,177
有人嗎？

461
00:31:41,984 --> 00:31:43,660
天啊

462
00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:46,788
可憐的傢伙一定
在意外發生後從窗戶逃跑

463
00:31:47,323 --> 00:31:49,824
看來像是被拖出來的

464
00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:51,367
什麼意思？

465
00:31:51,368 --> 00:31:53,629
玻璃是由外擊破的

466
00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:09,719
我們必須找到貝絲

467
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,680
釋放閥

468
00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:16,267
你過聖誕節也帶槍

469
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:18,946
總是做好準備，童子軍

470
00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:22,741
-有點重
-是啊

471
00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:25,494
那是琳達的

472
00:32:37,081 --> 00:32:38,632
天啊

473
00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:42,293
妳一直留著媽的天使吊飾？

474
00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:44,295
對，我以為妳知道

475
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:46,056
我不知道

476
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:51,970
記得我們總是吵著要掛上樹嗎？

477
00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:53,930
是啊，妳都出賤招

478
00:32:53,931 --> 00:32:56,307
我想我的疤還在

479
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,694
不然我女兒們哪來的狠勁？

480
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:06,785
哇，妳保留一切

481
00:33:07,528 --> 00:33:08,829
是啊

482
00:33:09,363 --> 00:33:12,082
我想這也是媽會做的

483
00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:25,595
媽？

484
00:33:28,549 --> 00:33:30,392
也許只是松鼠

485
00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:32,811
在這樣的天氣？

486
00:34:01,415 --> 00:34:02,966
看吧？

487
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,093
-松鼠
-是哦

488
00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:08,138
也許在搶堅果

489
00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:26,865
貝絲？

490
00:34:33,947 --> 00:34:35,707
德瑞克！

491
00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:39,660
貝絲！

492
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:42,381
安靜，湯米，我有不祥的預感

493
00:35:05,062 --> 00:35:09,032
無論是誰做的
一定是瘋子混蛋

494
00:35:17,950 --> 00:35:20,877
別擔心，我們會找到她的

495
00:35:31,213 --> 00:35:32,848
看來像是瓦斯爆炸

496
00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:45,110
那是什麼？

497
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:52,075
我獵捕過很多動物

498
00:35:52,234 --> 00:35:53,901
這些是蹄印

499
00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:55,579
大隻的

500
00:35:55,946 --> 00:35:58,197
可能是駝鹿或山羊

501
00:35:58,198 --> 00:36:01,793
什麼樣的山羊會用後腳走路？

502
00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:08,633
貝絲！

503
00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:12,220
-貝絲！
-救命！

504
00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:15,548
貝絲！

505
00:36:15,549 --> 00:36:17,142
救命！

506
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:20,979
貝絲！

507
00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:24,649
貝絲！

508
00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:26,893
貝絲！

509
00:36:26,894 --> 00:36:28,528
湯米！

510
00:36:28,729 --> 00:36:30,238
等等！

511
00:36:40,449 --> 00:36:41,750
霍華！

512
00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:49,207
天啊！

513
00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:50,875
等等，霍華！

514
00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:53,053
救命！天啊！

515
00:36:56,006 --> 00:36:57,349
湯米！

516
00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:00,685
有東西咬我！

517
00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:03,605
別放手！

518
00:37:09,603 --> 00:37:11,071
湯米？

519
00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:23,324
走吧！

520
00:37:23,325 --> 00:37:24,784
那是什麼？

521
00:37:24,785 --> 00:37:27,671
我不知道，但我們得走了！

522
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,555
我的天啊

523
00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:42,102
露辛妲！

524
00:37:44,972 --> 00:37:47,306
妳要去哪？

525
00:37:47,307 --> 00:37:48,849
去找他們，我不喜歡這樣

526
00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:50,059
妳在說什麼？

527
00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:52,061
湯姆和霍華知道怎麼做
他們沒事的

528
00:37:52,062 --> 00:37:54,522
-是嗎？
-媽？

529
00:37:54,523 --> 00:37:57,659
甜心，我馬上回來，我保證
把門鎖好

530
00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:01,529
麥克斯，去拿急救箱！
莎拉，鎖門

531
00:38:01,530 --> 00:38:03,739
-女孩！為妳們父親清出空間！
-天啊！

532
00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:05,366
把門關好！

533
00:38:05,367 --> 00:38:06,450
貝絲呢？

534
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:07,535
有聽到槍聲！

535
00:38:07,536 --> 00:38:08,869
我會解釋

536
00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:11,539
但現在所有人都要冷靜地待在室內！

537
00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:13,040
別靠近窗邊！

538
00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:16,085
劍、槍、刀、壺、鍋
任何有用的…

539
00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:17,804
-霍華！
-怎樣？

540
00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:19,806
先別說

541
00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:22,216
詭異的聖誕節

542
00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:24,385
外面發生什麼事？

543
00:38:24,386 --> 00:38:25,553
沒事

544
00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:27,105
只是抓痕

545
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,223
天啊，看來是咬痕！

546
00:38:29,224 --> 00:38:30,599
不是

547
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,977
也許是埋在雪裡的抓熊陷阱之類

548
00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:34,613
這裡沒有熊

549
00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:39,442
好吧

550
00:38:39,443 --> 00:38:42,570
孩子們，你們何不去廚房拿些吃的？

551
00:38:42,571 --> 00:38:44,488
你們不想讓我們知道發生什麼事！

552
00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:46,907
所有人都去廚房
麥克斯！好嗎？現在

553
00:38:46,908 --> 00:38:49,169
來吧，女孩們，沒事的

554
00:38:50,037 --> 00:38:51,912
桃樂西阿姨，妳能看著他們嗎？

555
00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:53,080
為何是我？

556
00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:55,884
我從不喜歡孩子們
即使當我是孩子時也是一樣

557
00:38:57,919 --> 00:38:59,262
拜託

558
00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:02,265
好吧

559
00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:07,312
來吧，我要教你們
怎麼做薄荷杜松子酒

560
00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:12,150
媽

561
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:16,404
媽，妳能去廚房幫那些孩子嗎？

562
00:39:21,026 --> 00:39:23,495
讓火繼續燒

563
00:39:25,614 --> 00:39:27,457
來吧，寶貝

564
00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:33,713
看吧？一點糖和香料

565
00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:38,760
一切就會很好

566
00:39:48,178 --> 00:39:51,523
好吧，但你不能說出去

567
00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:56,736
是誰或什麼做的？

568
00:39:57,396 --> 00:39:59,614
我跟你們一樣不知道

569
00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:03,076
我一開始以為是幫派做的

570
00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:06,737
但我們見到這麼多瘋狂事後

571
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,447
完全沒道理

572
00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:10,324
是恐怖攻擊對吧？

573
00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:14,161
是啊，恐怖份子將
自殺炸彈背心換成瘋狂的雪地犬？

574
00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:15,913
湯米！

575
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:17,674
-湯姆，天啊！
-抱歉

576
00:40:20,836 --> 00:40:22,002
貝絲呢？

577
00:40:22,003 --> 00:40:24,964
她不在德瑞克家
但那也不代表什麼

578
00:40:24,965 --> 00:40:27,341
-她可能找到其他安全之處
-所以她還在外面

579
00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:29,301
對，我們會找到她，我保證

580
00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:31,929
但我必須確保你們的安全
我必須帶霍華回去…

581
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:33,347
我不在乎要多久，湯姆

582
00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:34,598
我們必須找

583
00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:36,475
-我們可以分組輪流…
-對

584
00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:38,644
我們不能回去！你們看到了嗎？

585
00:40:38,645 --> 00:40:39,979
這幾乎凍傷了

586
00:40:39,980 --> 00:40:41,105
才四分鐘！

587
00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:42,356
甜心，小聲點

588
00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:44,233
而且外面太冷

589
00:40:44,234 --> 00:40:47,611
有人正在破壞你精緻的社區
並除掉所有人

590
00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:48,904
這是事實！

591
00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:51,157
寶貝，甜心
聽著，我們何不離開就好？

592
00:40:51,158 --> 00:40:54,076
對吧？我們可以打包上車
我們盡可能遠離這裡

593
00:40:54,077 --> 00:40:56,203
-我們必須去接貝絲…
-車子沒了

594
00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:57,538
全毀了

595
00:40:57,539 --> 00:40:58,706
-什麼？
-什麼？

596
00:40:58,707 --> 00:41:01,625
對，即使車沒事
街道也全毀了

597
00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:04,345
我們哪都去不了
太危險了，懂嗎？

598
00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:06,306
霍華，你還有多少彈藥？

599
00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:09,842
槍裡有幾發
我口袋裡可能還有一打

600
00:41:09,843 --> 00:41:11,260
怎樣？

601
00:41:11,261 --> 00:41:14,388
我想我們最好留在這裡

602
00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:16,608
封死所有門窗

603
00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:19,477
等到天氣好一點，我們就去找她

604
00:41:19,478 --> 00:41:21,061
我就說應該去我兄弟那過節

605
00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:23,063
是啊，在豬圈過聖誕節

606
00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:24,398
耶穌在農舍出生

607
00:41:24,399 --> 00:41:25,524
夠了！

608
00:41:25,525 --> 00:41:27,151
孩子們呢？怎麼跟他們說？

609
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:28,527
我不知道，事實？

610
00:41:28,528 --> 00:41:30,580
當然，哪個版本的？

611
00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:33,240
-嘿
-天啊

612
00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:35,168
你們聽到多少？

613
00:41:35,327 --> 00:41:36,785
夠多了

614
00:41:36,786 --> 00:41:38,954
媽媽，有人帶走貝絲嗎？

615
00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:40,080
會來抓我們嗎？

616
00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:42,884
不，寶貝，一切都沒事

617
00:41:42,918 --> 00:41:45,470
貝絲跟她男友在一起

618
00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:48,297
聖誕節不會發生壞事，對吧？

619
00:41:48,298 --> 00:41:51,091
你知道嗎？我們來搭帳篷吧？
可以一起看電影

620
00:41:51,092 --> 00:41:52,426
舒服地坐在沙發上

621
00:41:52,427 --> 00:41:53,552
去找妳妹妹，絲蒂薇

622
00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:55,179
來吧，寶貝

623
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,148
我們會找到她的，我保證

624
00:42:02,771 --> 00:42:05,981
“有主的使者站在他們旁邊

625
00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:08,692
“主的榮光四面照著他們

626
00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:10,694
“牧羊的人就甚懼怕

627
00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:12,780
“那天使對他們說

628
00:42:12,781 --> 00:42:15,533
“‘不要懼怕
我報給你們大喜的信息…’”

629
00:42:15,534 --> 00:42:18,035
電池不會沒電？

630
00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:19,870
總會沒電

631
00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:21,714
趁現在好好享受

632
00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,011
嘿

633
00:42:28,338 --> 00:42:30,056
貝絲很堅強

634
00:42:31,174 --> 00:42:33,309
跟她媽媽一樣

635
00:42:34,094 --> 00:42:36,062
我相信她沒事的

636
00:42:36,346 --> 00:42:37,981
謝謝

637
00:42:45,981 --> 00:42:47,532
嘿，湯米

638
00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:49,158
我…

639
00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:53,872
我只想說謝謝

640
00:42:55,615 --> 00:42:57,792
謝謝救了我

641
00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:03,047
當然，沒問題的

642
00:43:08,878 --> 00:43:11,806
我也想說抱歉

643
00:43:12,841 --> 00:43:15,393
這些年來認為你是軟弱沒用的笨蛋

644
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,189
是哦

645
00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:25,686
你應該睡一下

646
00:43:25,687 --> 00:43:27,488
怎麼可能？

647
00:43:28,231 --> 00:43:29,949
說得好

648
00:43:33,737 --> 00:43:35,038
爸？

649
00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:38,374
我們會死嗎？

650
00:43:38,908 --> 00:43:41,169
不會

651
00:43:42,704 --> 00:43:44,047
不會

652
00:43:45,874 --> 00:43:47,842
歐米變得不一樣了

653
00:43:48,918 --> 00:43:51,045
自從暴風雪開始

654
00:43:51,046 --> 00:43:53,640
你知道

655
00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:58,937
她每到聖誕節總是有點怪

656
00:44:00,472 --> 00:44:01,889
為什麼？

657
00:44:01,890 --> 00:44:04,359
我不知道，她從不說

658
00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:06,778
麥克斯，來吧

659
00:44:06,895 --> 00:44:08,446
該睡了

660
00:44:09,481 --> 00:44:11,574
一切會沒事的

661
00:44:17,864 --> 00:44:19,374
好吧

662
00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:37,100
你知道，我和琳達，我們總是吵架

663
00:44:38,510 --> 00:44:40,979
但我無法想像沒有她的生活

664
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,608
我懂你的意思

665
00:44:46,643 --> 00:44:49,862
我們應該有個人守夜

666
00:44:50,814 --> 00:44:52,648
好主意，我先

667
00:44:52,649 --> 00:44:55,442
不，你先睡
跟你的家人一起睡一下

668
00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:57,704
-你確定？
-對

669
00:44:58,780 --> 00:45:01,082
牧羊犬得保護牠的羊群

670
00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:05,044
-晚安，霍華
-晚安

671
00:48:14,976 --> 00:48:17,945
-霍伊！
-爸！

672
00:48:19,647 --> 00:48:21,782
撐住，霍伊！

673
00:48:22,358 --> 00:48:23,659
爸！

674
00:48:25,612 --> 00:48:27,738
莎拉！撐住

675
00:48:27,739 --> 00:48:31,083
-媽！
-快報警！

676
00:48:36,456 --> 00:48:38,257
霍伊，撐住！

677
00:48:42,879 --> 00:48:44,180
撐住！

678
00:48:51,763 --> 00:48:53,147
快啊！

679
00:48:53,222 --> 00:48:56,108
麥克斯，去拿滅火器！

680
00:48:56,559 --> 00:48:59,102
救救我！

681
00:48:59,103 --> 00:49:01,781
莎拉！我抓到妳了！

682
00:49:04,067 --> 00:49:05,734
把我拉下去！

683
00:49:05,735 --> 00:49:07,161
我抓住妳！

684
00:49:19,082 --> 00:49:20,207
不！

685
00:49:20,208 --> 00:49:21,583
霍伊！

686
00:49:21,584 --> 00:49:22,668
不！

687
00:49:22,669 --> 00:49:25,846
我的天啊

688
00:49:39,686 --> 00:49:43,489
寶貝？你沒事吧？有受傷嗎？

689
00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:48,369
那到底是什麼？

690
00:49:50,655 --> 00:49:52,707
霍華

691
00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:56,368
-這是我的錯
-不

692
00:49:56,369 --> 00:49:58,421
我睡著了

693
00:49:58,621 --> 00:50:01,173
他們抓走我的兒子，都是我的錯

694
00:50:11,718 --> 00:50:13,561
湯姆，她在說什麼？

695
00:50:14,137 --> 00:50:16,605
這是我們所有人的錯？

696
00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:19,233
他要來抓我們所有人？

697
00:50:19,976 --> 00:50:21,727
他？誰？

698
00:50:21,728 --> 00:50:23,562
-他是誰？
-我不知道

699
00:50:23,563 --> 00:50:25,313
媽，妳在說什麼？

700
00:50:25,314 --> 00:50:27,450
拜託，聽好

701
00:50:27,483 --> 00:50:30,036
我就知道她能說英文

702
00:50:30,653 --> 00:50:32,788
我必須告訴你們一些事

703
00:50:32,989 --> 00:50:35,041
你們所有人

704
00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:40,796
故事從風開始

705
00:50:44,292 --> 00:50:48,429
一個寒冷的冬夜

706
00:50:49,714 --> 00:50:52,600
快到聖誕節了

707
00:50:53,301 --> 00:50:58,481
但這個聖誕節比較黑暗，也不歡樂

708
00:51:01,267 --> 00:51:04,445
但我仍相信聖誕老人

709
00:51:05,605 --> 00:51:07,448
相信魔法

710
00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:10,242
和奇蹟

711
00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:15,122
還有我們能再度歡笑的希望

712
00:51:16,699 --> 00:51:19,210
但我們的村莊都放棄了

713
00:51:19,452 --> 00:51:22,546
放棄奇蹟和彼此

714
00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:28,803
他們遺忘聖誕節的精神

715
00:51:29,337 --> 00:51:32,181
給予的犧牲

716
00:51:34,258 --> 00:51:38,104
我的家人也是

717
00:51:41,474 --> 00:51:45,644
我試著讓他們再度相信

718
00:51:45,645 --> 00:51:49,907
但我們不再是相親相愛的家庭

719
00:51:53,152 --> 00:51:56,038
他們也放棄了

720
00:51:57,281 --> 00:51:59,917
最後我也是

721
00:52:03,538 --> 00:52:08,592
我第一次不再期望奇蹟

722
00:52:09,669 --> 00:52:13,055
我希望他們都離開

723
00:52:14,132 --> 00:52:18,018
一個讓我後悔的希望

724
00:52:20,346 --> 00:52:22,347
那一晚

725
00:52:22,348 --> 00:52:25,976
在一場暴風雪的黑暗中

726
00:52:25,977 --> 00:52:28,821
我的願望實現了

727
00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:37,955
我知道聖尼可拉斯今年不會來

728
00:52:40,533 --> 00:52:47,089
取代的是一個更黑暗、更古老的精靈

729
00:52:50,126 --> 00:52:53,179
聖尼可拉斯的影子

730
00:52:53,588 --> 00:52:56,307
坎卜斯

731
00:52:58,134 --> 00:53:01,687
他已存在上千年

732
00:53:02,388 --> 00:53:06,233
坎卜斯的出現不是獎勵，是為懲罰

733
00:53:07,310 --> 00:53:11,280
不是給予，而是奪取

734
00:53:12,607 --> 00:53:15,326
他和他的幫手

735
00:53:18,738 --> 00:53:23,783
我只聽見他們
把我的家人拖進地下世界

736
00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:28,088
知道我是下一個

737
00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:33,093
但坎卜斯那晚沒抓走我

738
00:53:35,463 --> 00:53:42,510
他讓我留下作為遺忘希望

739
00:53:42,511 --> 00:53:45,931
當信仰被遺忘

740
00:53:45,932 --> 00:53:48,850
聖誕節精神不再的提醒

741
00:53:48,851 --> 00:53:50,444
坎卜斯

742
00:54:05,326 --> 00:54:07,244
我還以為我才是瘋子

743
00:54:07,245 --> 00:54:09,663
-霍華
-怎麼了？

744
00:54:09,664 --> 00:54:12,540
-妳相信這個老年痴呆嗎？
-我不知道

745
00:54:12,541 --> 00:54:15,594
邪惡的聖誕老人？我的老天爺

746
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:19,089
等春天到了，她就會抱怨
一個得了狂犬病的復活節兔子

747
00:54:19,090 --> 00:54:20,391
霍華，夠了

748
00:54:24,095 --> 00:54:26,304
絕對是夠了

749
00:54:26,305 --> 00:54:29,516
無論是誰在整我們
抓走我的兒子和你的女兒

750
00:54:29,517 --> 00:54:33,487
我們卻坐在這裡
聽著變態的床邊故事？

751
00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:37,274
去它的

752
00:54:37,275 --> 00:54:38,733
-我要去救霍伊
-霍華！

753
00:54:38,734 --> 00:54:40,193
-爹地別走！
-你在做什麼？

754
00:54:40,194 --> 00:54:41,569
-不要！
-留下來！

755
00:54:41,570 --> 00:54:43,163
-不要！
-爹地！

756
00:54:46,284 --> 00:54:48,085
我開始喜歡你了

757
00:54:48,494 --> 00:54:50,004
真的

758
00:54:50,413 --> 00:54:52,247
但這是我的選擇

759
00:54:52,248 --> 00:54:53,540
霍華，你在做什麼？

760
00:54:53,541 --> 00:54:56,543
我們還有四個小孩要保護

761
00:54:56,544 --> 00:54:57,627
霍華

762
00:54:57,628 --> 00:54:58,878
寶貝，別這麼做

763
00:54:58,879 --> 00:55:01,840
聽著，我們可以想出辦法的

764
00:55:01,841 --> 00:55:04,509
這是我想出的辦法

765
00:55:04,510 --> 00:55:05,853
霍華，別這麼做

766
00:55:05,928 --> 00:55:07,229
霍華！

767
00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:15,863
霍伊！

768
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,203
霍伊！

769
00:55:27,408 --> 00:55:29,034
把門關上！

770
00:55:29,035 --> 00:55:31,045
進來！關好！

771
00:55:39,879 --> 00:55:41,805
別開門

772
00:55:43,215 --> 00:55:44,725
爸？

773
00:55:45,509 --> 00:55:47,102
我們該怎麼辦？

774
00:55:47,928 --> 00:55:50,105
我們讓火繼續燒

775
00:56:20,628 --> 00:56:24,098
如果一整年都很乖呢？

776
00:56:24,799 --> 00:56:27,935
為聖誕老人留下牛奶和餅乾
其他事都做對呢？

777
00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:41,365
跟妳做的無關

778
00:56:41,524 --> 00:56:43,951
是妳的信仰

779
00:56:44,026 --> 00:56:46,203
和這裡

780
00:56:46,237 --> 00:56:47,871
放棄的

781
00:56:49,115 --> 00:56:51,667
我們不能趕走他嗎？

782
00:56:57,623 --> 00:56:59,332
她在說什麼？

783
00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:00,792
我不確定

784
00:57:00,793 --> 00:57:02,302
她說我們完了

785
00:57:05,256 --> 00:57:06,506
妳怎麼…

786
00:57:06,507 --> 00:57:10,394
因為我老得知道生命何時絕望

787
00:57:29,655 --> 00:57:31,331
嘿

788
00:57:32,825 --> 00:57:37,004
當他們抓走霍伊時，妳看到什麼？

789
00:57:39,373 --> 00:57:42,634
你相信那個故事吧？

790
00:57:43,669 --> 00:57:45,137
妳呢？

791
00:57:45,504 --> 00:57:47,848
我不知道我該相信什麼了

792
00:57:48,257 --> 00:57:50,884
我知道我要出去找貝絲
我必須去

793
00:57:50,885 --> 00:57:52,552
-我不在乎為她而死
-我知道

794
00:57:52,553 --> 00:57:56,440
聽著，去找霍華和琳達
我有個主意

795
00:58:06,734 --> 00:58:09,328
霍伊二世

796
00:58:48,359 --> 00:58:49,910
琳達

797
00:58:51,612 --> 00:58:53,613
我們能跟妳和霍華談一下嗎？

798
00:58:53,614 --> 00:58:55,374
可以等一下嗎？

799
00:58:56,033 --> 00:58:58,752
我想幫孩子們打包好一切

800
00:58:59,787 --> 00:59:01,579
這很重要

801
00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:02,789
鏟雪車？

802
00:59:02,790 --> 00:59:05,583
鑰匙還插在上面，但車況很糟

803
00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:07,877
若它能發動，我把它開回來

804
00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:13,383
所有人把行李堆車上，我會把雪鏟開

805
00:59:13,384 --> 00:59:15,677
去哪？

806
00:59:15,678 --> 00:59:17,971
購物中心會作為緊急避難中心

807
00:59:17,972 --> 00:59:20,807
若那裡是空的，我們就去警察局

808
00:59:20,808 --> 00:59:23,101
如果他們也走了呢？

809
00:59:23,102 --> 00:59:27,188
我們就繼續開
直到看到燈或其他人

810
00:59:27,189 --> 00:59:29,566
或乾淨的路面
能讓孩子們安全的地方

811
00:59:29,567 --> 00:59:31,577
我們再帶支援回來

812
00:59:31,652 --> 00:59:33,570
找貝絲和霍伊

813
00:59:33,571 --> 00:59:36,415
你不會想要自己去開鏟雪車吧？

814
00:59:38,576 --> 00:59:41,795
牧羊犬得保護牠的羊群

815
01:00:29,043 --> 01:00:31,669
我不敢相信妳會怕自己上來

816
01:00:31,670 --> 01:00:35,223
又不是我的錯
是桃樂西阿姨把樓下馬桶塞住的

817
01:00:36,342 --> 01:00:37,717
絲蒂薇？

818
01:00:37,718 --> 01:00:39,144
怎樣？

819
01:00:39,553 --> 01:00:43,723
妳覺得他們抓走霍伊
是因為他在貓身上潑漆嗎？

820
01:00:43,724 --> 01:00:45,567
我不知道，喬丹

821
01:00:47,061 --> 01:00:49,154
妳覺得他死了嗎？

822
01:00:49,396 --> 01:00:51,156
我不知道

823
01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:54,201
喬丹？

824
01:00:56,904 --> 01:00:58,664
絲蒂薇？

825
01:01:01,408 --> 01:01:02,751
貝絲？

826
01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:04,878
貝絲，妳在上面？

827
01:01:05,245 --> 01:01:07,705
絲蒂薇？喬丹？

828
01:01:07,706 --> 01:01:09,415
妳們在做什麼？

829
01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:12,627
妳去哪了？大家都嚇壞了

830
01:01:12,628 --> 01:01:14,712
上來這裡，我讓妳們看

831
01:01:14,713 --> 01:01:17,548
我一直在等妳們

832
01:01:17,549 --> 01:01:19,059
快來

833
01:01:20,052 --> 01:01:21,687
你跟麥克斯說了嗎？

834
01:01:21,762 --> 01:01:23,855
還沒

835
01:01:25,974 --> 01:01:27,275
喬丹？

836
01:01:27,643 --> 01:01:29,027
絲蒂薇！

837
01:01:30,771 --> 01:01:32,772
她們在哪裡？她們去哪了？

838
01:01:32,773 --> 01:01:34,107
她們原本在這裡

839
01:01:34,108 --> 01:01:35,942
我想她們去廁所了

840
01:01:35,943 --> 01:01:37,276
你讓她們自己去？

841
01:01:37,277 --> 01:01:39,079
有其他選擇嗎？

842
01:01:41,824 --> 01:01:42,949
喬丹！

843
01:01:42,950 --> 01:01:45,252
-絲蒂薇？喬丹？
-琳達

844
01:01:45,786 --> 01:01:47,170
聽著

845
01:01:48,622 --> 01:01:50,340
甜心，那是誰？

846
01:01:50,666 --> 01:01:52,759
霍華，留下來

847
01:01:57,297 --> 01:01:58,765
歐米？

848
01:01:59,258 --> 01:02:01,309
我想這都是我的錯

849
01:02:15,733 --> 01:02:17,117
霍華叔叔？

850
01:02:21,613 --> 01:02:22,914
蘿西

851
01:02:23,991 --> 01:02:25,500
過來

852
01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:30,464
沒用的傢伙

853
01:02:30,706 --> 01:02:33,175
好，在這裡等

854
01:02:49,349 --> 01:02:50,901
喬丹？

855
01:02:51,935 --> 01:02:53,653
絲蒂薇？

856
01:03:05,824 --> 01:03:08,043
好

857
01:03:13,707 --> 01:03:15,208
喬丹

858
01:03:15,209 --> 01:03:16,551
絲蒂薇？

859
01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:31,566
各位

860
01:03:39,399 --> 01:03:40,775
這是什麼鬼？

861
01:03:40,776 --> 01:03:42,828
聖誕節驚喜盒

862
01:03:44,404 --> 01:03:46,873
薑餅人

863
01:03:48,075 --> 01:03:49,835
該死

864
01:03:51,745 --> 01:03:54,881
沒事了，我在這裡

865
01:03:55,374 --> 01:03:57,259
妳會沒事的

866
01:04:57,769 --> 01:04:59,112
怎…

867
01:05:09,948 --> 01:05:11,625
不會吧！

868
01:05:13,827 --> 01:05:14,869
嘿！

869
01:05:14,870 --> 01:05:17,088
天啊！

870
01:05:17,331 --> 01:05:19,248
-不！
-喬丹！不要！

871
01:05:19,249 --> 01:05:21,051
天啊！

872
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:28,591
射它，湯姆！快射！

873
01:05:28,592 --> 01:05:30,477
看在老天的份上，快射！

874
01:05:35,015 --> 01:05:36,233
琳達！

875
01:05:46,318 --> 01:05:48,370
我們真該去找我兄弟

876
01:06:03,710 --> 01:06:05,252
-它去哪了？
-不知道

877
01:06:05,253 --> 01:06:06,846
我的天啊

878
01:06:41,248 --> 01:06:42,590
-熊！
-什麼？

879
01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:44,968
熊！

880
01:07:17,868 --> 01:07:19,210
天啊！

881
01:07:32,132 --> 01:07:34,225
開什麼玩笑！

882
01:07:44,061 --> 01:07:45,352
聖誕快樂…

883
01:07:45,353 --> 01:07:47,405
他在那裡！攻擊！

884
01:08:08,168 --> 01:08:10,011
好女孩

885
01:08:27,687 --> 01:08:28,988
離我遠一點

886
01:08:37,823 --> 01:08:39,031
絲蒂薇？

887
01:08:39,032 --> 01:08:40,500
絲蒂薇！

888
01:09:07,269 --> 01:09:11,739
嘿！把我的孩子還我，你這個混蛋！

889
01:09:15,193 --> 01:09:16,744
喬丹！

890
01:09:18,530 --> 01:09:21,332
絲蒂薇，我來了，寶貝

891
01:09:21,408 --> 01:09:23,826
絲蒂薇，寶貝

892
01:09:23,827 --> 01:09:24,910
沒事了

893
01:09:24,911 --> 01:09:28,122
媽媽在這裡，就是這樣！

894
01:09:28,123 --> 01:09:30,416
媽，它抓走喬丹

895
01:09:30,417 --> 01:09:32,844
它原本要吃掉我

896
01:09:35,213 --> 01:09:36,297
謝了，甜心

897
01:09:36,298 --> 01:09:38,558
-你沒事吧？
-你沒事吧？

898
01:09:52,981 --> 01:09:54,699
怎樣？

899
01:09:55,442 --> 01:09:57,276
媽！

900
01:09:57,277 --> 01:09:59,028
麥克斯！

901
01:09:59,029 --> 01:10:03,082
過來，寶貝，沒事了

902
01:10:03,325 --> 01:10:04,617
-你沒事吧？
-嗯

903
01:10:04,618 --> 01:10:05,993
上面發生什麼事？

904
01:10:05,994 --> 01:10:08,254
-他們抓走喬丹
-誰？

905
01:10:14,753 --> 01:10:16,179
媽？

906
01:10:16,630 --> 01:10:19,340
我想它試著逃出來

907
01:10:19,341 --> 01:10:22,134
我們封住一切

908
01:10:22,135 --> 01:10:24,511
霍華，那是喬丹的叫聲

909
01:10:24,512 --> 01:10:25,638
我們得進去

910
01:10:25,639 --> 01:10:27,014
我們得去救她出來

911
01:10:27,015 --> 01:10:29,975
琳達，我們面對的是什麼？
妳看到什麼？

912
01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:31,810
你不會想知道的，甜心

913
01:10:31,811 --> 01:10:36,023
寶貝，我才剛被一堆聖誕餅乾整

914
01:10:36,024 --> 01:10:38,785
相信我說我可以

915
01:10:49,913 --> 01:10:51,798
麥克斯，你在做什麼？

916
01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:55,009
去抓他們

917
01:11:03,843 --> 01:11:05,311
去抓他們，蘿西

918
01:11:24,572 --> 01:11:26,499
蘿西？

919
01:11:45,051 --> 01:11:47,103
天啊，霍華，射它！

920
01:11:49,347 --> 01:11:50,648
爸！

921
01:11:51,224 --> 01:11:52,808
把它弄掉！

922
01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:54,402
爸！

923
01:11:54,894 --> 01:11:56,404
賤人！

924
01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:02,952
把它弄掉！天啊！

925
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:06,780
爸！

926
01:12:06,781 --> 01:12:08,458
爸！

927
01:12:08,700 --> 01:12:10,043
歐米！

928
01:12:27,135 --> 01:12:29,053
桃樂西阿姨

929
01:12:29,054 --> 01:12:30,346
殺了它

930
01:12:30,347 --> 01:12:32,106
非常樂意

931
01:12:38,605 --> 01:12:39,906
精靈

932
01:12:40,065 --> 01:12:41,366
該死

933
01:12:44,778 --> 01:12:46,746
麥克斯，小心！

934
01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:49,749
媽！

935
01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:51,584
留在我後面！

936
01:12:58,124 --> 01:12:59,842
桃樂西阿姨！

937
01:13:23,525 --> 01:13:25,317
-霍華，克絲呢？
-我不知道！

938
01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:27,486
我的寶寶呢？

939
01:13:27,487 --> 01:13:29,288
甜心，妳的妹妹呢？

940
01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:32,157
不！

941
01:13:32,158 --> 01:13:34,660
-不，琳達！
-霍華！

942
01:13:34,661 --> 01:13:37,130
霍華，寶寶！

943
01:13:37,330 --> 01:13:39,298
我在地獄與你相見

944
01:13:41,501 --> 01:13:44,586
變態的童話生物！

945
01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:45,972
霍華，不要！

946
01:13:49,676 --> 01:13:51,477
這下可好了！

947
01:14:20,081 --> 01:14:21,415
妳還好嗎？

948
01:14:21,416 --> 01:14:23,009
妳還好吧？

949
01:14:23,835 --> 01:14:25,678
麥克斯，去拿彈藥

950
01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:30,507
他們去哪了？

951
01:14:30,508 --> 01:14:32,050
我更擔心他們會回來

952
01:14:32,051 --> 01:14:33,510
我們得離開

953
01:14:33,511 --> 01:14:34,761
湯姆，為了什麼？

954
01:14:34,762 --> 01:14:36,889
鏟雪車，是我們唯一的機會

955
01:14:36,890 --> 01:14:38,566
我們會去追他們

956
01:14:39,642 --> 01:14:41,694
怎麼了？

957
01:14:41,728 --> 01:14:43,362
莎拉，怎麼了？

958
01:14:43,396 --> 01:14:45,031
媽，快來，我們要走了

959
01:14:45,398 --> 01:14:46,991
妳會沒事的

960
01:14:48,693 --> 01:14:51,871
媽！我們現在得走了！

961
01:14:55,408 --> 01:14:56,709
是他

962
01:15:07,587 --> 01:15:09,013
走吧

963
01:15:10,256 --> 01:15:12,517
麥克斯，快來

964
01:15:17,222 --> 01:15:18,731
-快點
-戴上手套

965
01:15:18,806 --> 01:15:20,441
戴上帽子

966
01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:25,112
準備好了？

967
01:15:29,984 --> 01:15:31,452
大家…

968
01:15:31,986 --> 01:15:33,746
牽好彼此

969
01:15:43,289 --> 01:15:45,007
歐米！

970
01:15:45,458 --> 01:15:46,759
乖

971
01:15:46,793 --> 01:15:48,094
歐米！

972
01:15:48,753 --> 01:15:51,639
歐米！不要！

973
01:15:52,507 --> 01:15:54,466
歐米！

974
01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:56,093
媽！

975
01:15:56,094 --> 01:15:57,603
媽，開門！

976
01:15:57,637 --> 01:15:58,938
媽！

977
01:15:59,931 --> 01:16:02,775
媽，馬上開門！

978
01:16:04,936 --> 01:16:06,103
窗戶

979
01:16:06,104 --> 01:16:07,271
爸！

980
01:16:07,272 --> 01:16:09,356
她想面對他

981
01:16:09,357 --> 01:16:11,200
她想幫忙

982
01:16:15,822 --> 01:16:17,123
走吧

983
01:16:17,323 --> 01:16:19,959
走吧！

984
01:18:38,256 --> 01:18:40,224
繼續前進！

985
01:18:58,484 --> 01:19:01,954
走！到我後面

986
01:19:02,113 --> 01:19:04,457
快！繼續前進

987
01:19:04,532 --> 01:19:06,292
加油，夥伴

988
01:19:10,997 --> 01:19:13,132
快啊

989
01:19:24,927 --> 01:19:26,928
你們必須離開

990
01:19:26,929 --> 01:19:28,388
-我要你們離開！
-不

991
01:19:28,389 --> 01:19:31,683
所有人都要離開，懂嗎？

992
01:19:31,684 --> 01:19:34,653
繼續開，懂嗎？

993
01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:38,940
我愛妳

994
01:19:38,941 --> 01:19:40,826
我愛你，夥伴

995
01:19:42,028 --> 01:19:44,497
走！馬上離開！

996
01:19:47,366 --> 01:19:48,751
快走！

997
01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:56,842
來啊！

998
01:20:19,816 --> 01:20:21,200
快來

999
01:20:25,571 --> 01:20:28,156
快來，進去

1000
01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:29,449
我要你進去裡面

1001
01:20:29,450 --> 01:20:32,586
你不要動，好嗎？
你留在裡面別動

1002
01:20:35,081 --> 01:20:36,289
好嗎？懂嗎？

1003
01:20:36,290 --> 01:20:39,009
媽！拜託！

1004
01:20:39,126 --> 01:20:40,418
莎拉！

1005
01:20:40,419 --> 01:20:43,004
寶貝，跟著莎拉阿姨

1006
01:20:43,005 --> 01:20:44,306
莎拉！快點！

1007
01:20:44,757 --> 01:20:46,466
-絲蒂薇，甜心，沒事的
-媽！

1008
01:20:46,467 --> 01:20:48,602
-沒事的，來吧
-不！媽！

1009
01:20:48,678 --> 01:20:49,979
莎拉！

1010
01:20:51,013 --> 01:20:52,398
待著，我馬上回來

1011
01:20:53,140 --> 01:20:54,483
莎拉！

1012
01:20:56,352 --> 01:20:58,270
媽！不要！

1013
01:20:58,271 --> 01:21:00,322
-我愛你
-媽！

1014
01:21:00,773 --> 01:21:02,241
媽！

1015
01:21:07,738 --> 01:21:09,614
麥克斯，我們得走了

1016
01:21:09,615 --> 01:21:12,334
麥克斯，走了

1017
01:21:13,870 --> 01:21:15,212
快點

1018
01:21:15,955 --> 01:21:17,381
快

1019
01:21:17,874 --> 01:21:19,875
發不動

1020
01:21:19,876 --> 01:21:21,459
為何發不動？快啊

1021
01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:23,587
-過來！麥克斯，拜託
-我在努力

1022
01:21:23,588 --> 01:21:25,463
我不知道怎麼開手排車！

1023
01:21:25,464 --> 01:21:27,090
我們的是手自排！

1024
01:21:27,091 --> 01:21:28,767
快啊！拜託！

1025
01:21:36,976 --> 01:21:39,778
別碰我！

1026
01:21:43,691 --> 01:21:45,075
絲蒂薇！

1027
01:21:45,318 --> 01:21:46,660
別碰我！

1028
01:21:49,947 --> 01:21:52,833
我說別碰我！

1029
01:22:00,499 --> 01:22:01,800
麥克斯！

1030
01:22:07,173 --> 01:22:09,007
麥克斯！不要！

1031
01:22:09,008 --> 01:22:11,018
不要！

1032
01:22:11,510 --> 01:22:12,636
麥克！

1033
01:22:12,637 --> 01:22:14,480
絲蒂薇！

1034
01:22:59,809 --> 01:23:07,032
他讓我留下作為遺忘希望

1035
01:23:08,067 --> 01:23:11,120
當信仰被遺忘

1036
01:23:11,904 --> 01:23:16,000
聖誕節精神不再的提醒

1037
01:23:31,424 --> 01:23:33,392
救命！

1038
01:23:35,344 --> 01:23:36,645
救救我！

1039
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,068
麥克斯！

1040
01:23:54,613 --> 01:23:55,914
放開我！

1041
01:24:01,328 --> 01:24:03,088
嘿！

1042
01:24:03,414 --> 01:24:04,965
混球！

1043
01:24:16,802 --> 01:24:19,271
我收回我的願望！

1044
01:24:19,472 --> 01:24:21,774
我全部收回！

1045
01:24:25,770 --> 01:24:29,114
把我的家人還來！

1046
01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:27,297
麥克斯！

1047
01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:32,136
放開她！

1048
01:25:32,628 --> 01:25:33,929
救我！

1049
01:25:54,275 --> 01:25:55,826
拜託

1050
01:25:56,193 --> 01:25:58,403
我知道你可以修正一切

1051
01:25:58,404 --> 01:26:00,622
把他們還回來

1052
01:26:02,408 --> 01:26:04,209
我作為交換

1053
01:26:41,447 --> 01:26:43,415
不，你在做什麼？我說帶我走

1054
01:26:44,241 --> 01:26:45,783
不，帶我走！

1055
01:26:45,784 --> 01:26:47,586
不，你在做什麼？帶我走

1056
01:26:47,953 --> 01:26:49,621
不！

1057
01:26:49,622 --> 01:26:51,215
絲蒂薇！

1058
01:26:57,963 --> 01:26:59,932
放開我！

1059
01:27:00,799 --> 01:27:02,976
不！求求你！

1060
01:27:10,809 --> 01:27:12,110
我很抱歉

1061
01:27:14,146 --> 01:27:17,115
我只想讓聖誕節跟以前一樣

1062
01:27:21,779 --> 01:27:23,705
不！

1063
01:28:36,478 --> 01:28:38,447
丟得好，莎拉

1064
01:28:39,106 --> 01:28:41,065
-妳想下來嗎？
-謝謝妳

1065
01:28:41,066 --> 01:28:43,609
狗狗不能吃餅乾
不，這是妳的餅乾

1066
01:28:43,610 --> 01:28:46,279
這隻狗沒吵醒你們吧？
她晚上會叫

1067
01:28:46,280 --> 01:28:48,031
她當然是了

1068
01:28:48,032 --> 01:28:50,950
謝謝鬆餅，真的很好吃

1069
01:28:50,951 --> 01:28:52,452
乖女孩

1070
01:28:52,453 --> 01:28:54,412
早安

1071
01:28:54,413 --> 01:28:56,590
早上喝亞麻籽冰沙…

1072
01:28:56,790 --> 01:28:59,709
你也該醒了
我們等好久了

1073
01:28:59,710 --> 01:29:01,586
嘿，他在這裡！嘿，小鬼頭

1074
01:29:01,587 --> 01:29:03,764
我們以為糖梅仙子把你抓走了

1075
01:29:04,590 --> 01:29:06,058
你們還活著

1076
01:29:06,091 --> 01:29:07,559
還有一口氣

1077
01:29:08,761 --> 01:29:11,763
自從教宗過世後
我就沒有這麼嚴重的宿醉

1078
01:29:11,764 --> 01:29:13,231
伙伴，怎麼了？

1079
01:29:13,932 --> 01:29:15,400
我只是…

1080
01:29:18,771 --> 01:29:20,989
我想我做了個惡夢

1081
01:29:22,775 --> 01:29:24,108
受夠這些負面情緒

1082
01:29:24,109 --> 01:29:25,610
來拆該死的禮物吧

1083
01:29:25,611 --> 01:29:27,111
好

1084
01:29:27,112 --> 01:29:29,414
來吧，琳達，能幫我發禮物嗎？

1085
01:29:31,075 --> 01:29:32,158
好

1086
01:29:32,159 --> 01:29:33,409
好

1087
01:29:33,410 --> 01:29:35,912
聖誕快樂，麥克斯

1088
01:29:35,913 --> 01:29:36,954
女孩們

1089
01:29:36,955 --> 01:29:39,007
我有兩杯飲料

1090
01:29:41,627 --> 01:29:42,928
絲蒂薇，甜心

1091
01:29:43,545 --> 01:29:44,629
謝謝媽

1092
01:29:44,630 --> 01:29:45,713
興奮嗎？

1093
01:29:45,714 --> 01:29:48,058
-喬丹
-應該要的

1094
01:29:50,886 --> 01:29:52,270
很好玩吧？

1095
01:29:52,846 --> 01:29:55,148
-嘿，麥麥
-訓練擊球手套

1096
01:29:56,350 --> 01:29:58,110
這會是什麼呢？

1097
01:29:58,435 --> 01:29:59,945
我的天啊！

1098
01:30:00,020 --> 01:30:01,687
“我的天啊”說得對極了

1099
01:30:01,688 --> 01:30:03,272
這是我跟女孩們送的

1100
01:30:03,273 --> 01:30:05,149
我必須重新接上那隻腳

1101
01:30:05,150 --> 01:30:07,485
對，若仔細看

1102
01:30:07,486 --> 01:30:10,414
他真的做得很好

1103
01:30:11,657 --> 01:30:14,325
該死的東西，當我們發現牠時
牠正要把自己的腳咬斷

1104
01:30:14,326 --> 01:30:15,827
謝謝你

1105
01:30:15,828 --> 01:30:17,662
太棒了

1106
01:30:17,663 --> 01:30:19,622
你最棒了，霍華
我正需要旅行尺寸

1107
01:30:19,623 --> 01:30:21,842
哇，這是怎麼了？

1108
01:30:22,459 --> 01:30:24,803
沒什麼，只是…

1109
01:30:25,337 --> 01:30:26,972
聖誕快樂

1110
01:30:27,673 --> 01:30:29,507
也祝你聖誕快樂，麥克斯

1111
01:30:29,508 --> 01:30:31,643
聖誕快樂，兒子

1112
01:30:39,101 --> 01:30:40,184
對吧？

1113
01:30:40,185 --> 01:30:41,686
我不敢相信

1114
01:30:41,687 --> 01:30:44,313
-這是最棒的
-我的天啊

1115
01:30:44,314 --> 01:30:45,898
不客氣

1116
01:30:45,899 --> 01:30:47,993
天啊

1117
01:30:58,912 --> 01:31:01,840
我只想讓聖誕節跟往常一樣

1118
01:31:02,374 --> 01:31:04,375
這才是家人，麥克斯

1119
01:31:04,376 --> 01:31:06,252
聖誕節不會發生壞事，對吧？

1120
01:31:06,253 --> 01:31:09,672
我被一些聖誕餅乾整了

1121
01:31:09,673 --> 01:31:11,048
所以相信我說我可以！

1122
01:31:11,049 --> 01:31:13,217
“他們是人們不該繁衍的原因！”

1123
01:31:13,218 --> 01:31:16,855
你認為他們帶走霍伊
是因為他在貓身上潑漆嗎？

1124
01:31:19,683 --> 01:31:22,819
他已存在上千年

1125
01:31:23,520 --> 01:31:27,940
坎卜斯的出現不是獎勵，是為懲罰

1126
01:31:27,941 --> 01:31:33,663
不是給予，而是奪取

1127
01:31:38,076 --> 01:31:40,545
道尼唱片公司
聖誕佳節歌曲

1128
01:37:37,269 --> 01:37:38,570
Mandarin Traditional