1 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,962 ♪ ♪ 2 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,324 STAN: Happy birthday, Hopey. 3 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:17,841 Nice. Beautiful. One more. 4 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,201 Show me your somersault. 5 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:23,370 Ta-da! 6 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,920 STAN: Climb the wall. HOPE: Almost. 7 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,331 STAN: Look, she's doing a handstand. 8 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:28,487 Come on! 9 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,081 That's it, all the way! Come on! 10 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:32,207 Wow! 11 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:34,766 - Huggie, Dad. - Come here. That's good for a huggie. 12 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,446 Just like that. Okay. Let's see those jumps again, the split up. 13 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,369 Good. Good! Much better. 14 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:41,930 Future champion. 15 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,641 Here's the big moment. It's all about the dismount. Ready? 16 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,246 No, no, no, no, no. Oh! Good. Oh! 17 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:51,922 - I'm a champion. - You're darn right, you are. Try it again. 18 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:58,527 Point the toes. Chin up. Tight, tight. 19 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,331 Show how beautiful and talented you are. Perfect hand. 20 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:06,209 Are those boobs coming in? No boobs! 21 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:09,721 I like that. 22 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:13,841 Wow! 23 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:16,927 (SNIFFLES) 24 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,606 - To gold in Rome! Whoo! - Gold in Rome! 25 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:20,681 (WHOOPING) 26 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:22,325 (CROWD CHEERING) 27 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,687 CROWD: (CHANTING) USA! USA! USA! 28 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,730 HEATH: I just marvel every time I see Hope Ann Greggory perform. 29 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:34,249 At 17, she is the epitome of power and grace. 30 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:37,530 Coach Pavleck says she is the hardest worker on the team. 31 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,290 - (BONE CRACKS) - (HOPE WAILS) 32 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,603 (CROWD GASPING, MURMURING) 33 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,284 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 34 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,125 Mother (BLEEP)! Mother (BLEEP)! 35 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,681 This is a potentially career-ending injury. 36 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:57,048 - (HOPE GASPING) - MAN: Focus. 37 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:58,451 (SPORTSCASTERS OVERLAPPING IN VARIOUS LANGUAGES) 38 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:01,251 - I don't want that. I don't want that. - She said no. 39 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:06,008 HEATH: No wheelchair. She's determined to get off on her own power. 40 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,804 (CROWD APPLAUDING) 41 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,006 Wait. Hold on, Dominique. 42 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:12,801 I am now getting word Greggory is going to attempt the uneven bars. 43 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:13,887 WOMAN: Oh, my God! 44 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,246 (BROADCASTERS SPEAKING VARIOUS LANGUAGES) 45 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,891 - This is truly inspirational. - It really is. 46 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:21,045 BRITISH SPORTSCASTER: This, ladies and gentlemen, is quite remarkable. 47 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,487 - You are star. - (BREATH SHUDDERING) 48 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,291 You will make me so proud. 49 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,203 HEATH: Thousands of hours training together 50 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,886 back at that little gym in Amherst, Ohio. 51 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,486 - This is their moment. - (CROWD CHEERING) 52 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:38,451 CROWD: (CHANTING) USA! USA! USA! 53 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,408 HEATH: This is the Amherst Angel's strongest event 54 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:46,008 and she's going to need a 9.7 or higher to take the medal away from those Russians. 55 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:49,841 DAWES: She needs to pull off this Jaeger. Nearly flawless, nearly flawless. 56 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,843 Beautiful handstand half. 57 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,282 Now she's preparing for her full-end dismount. 58 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:59,807 This is a tough dismount for her. She needs to stick this landing. 59 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:03,362 HEATH: This is really tough to watch. DAWES: Here it comes. Full twist. 60 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:04,771 (CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 61 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,605 DAWES: Oh! On one leg! HEATH: Do you believe in miracles? 62 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:11,810 You do now! The Amherst Angel has stuck the landing. 63 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:13,961 (AMPLIFIED HEARTBEAT) 64 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,367 CROWD (CHANTING): USA! USA! USA! 65 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:18,841 (HEART BEATING FASTER) 66 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:21,208 - STAN: Hopey! What do you want for lunch? - (GASPS) 67 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,247 Grilled cheese and tomato! 68 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:26,367 No crust! 69 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,010 HEATH: 9.8! DAWES: Wow! 70 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,724 - HEATH: She's done the impossible! - (AMPLIFIED HEARTBEAT) 71 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,121 This is absolutely incredible, Dominique! 72 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,611 DAWES: Goodness, she could never write this... 73 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,364 - (GASPING PASSIONATELY) - (HEART BEATING FASTER) 74 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:38,725 (EXHALES) 75 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:43,327 ARENA ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, 76 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,323 please stand for the Chinese national anthem. 77 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,649 (ANNOUNCER 2 SPEAKING SPANISH) 78 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:52,808 (FEMALE ANNOUNCER SPEAKING MANDARIN) 79 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:56,327 (INHALING DEEPLY) 80 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:57,726 (CHINESE NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYING OVER VIDEO) 81 00:04:58,120 --> 00:04:59,121 ♪ ♪ 82 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,449 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 83 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:11,281 (TURNS OFF TV) 84 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,568 - (WHISTLING CHEERFULLY) - (FOOD SIZZLING) 85 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,085 (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE) 86 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,449 (STAN SINGING CHEERFULLY IN DISTANCE) 87 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:34,521 (SINGING CONTINUES) 88 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:36,927 (STAN WHISTLING) 89 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:39,241 STAN: Hopey! 90 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:45,281 (POSTAL TRUCK DOOR CLOSES OUTSIDE) 91 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,365 Hopey? Your grilled cheese is ready. 92 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,761 What? No, I said I wanted Hamburger Helper! 93 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:55,411 Where the fuck did you get grilled cheese? Just forget it, Dad. 94 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,970 I'm gonna go to Sbarro. 95 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,289 Mountain Dew, large. 96 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,483 - Diet? - Did I say diet? 97 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,729 Sorry. Most girls order diet. 98 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:16,201 - Okay. That comes to $9.30. - Oh, no, it doesn't. 99 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,647 Oh, no, no, no. She's on the house. 100 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:20,888 - Don't you know who this is? - You tell him, Tony. 101 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:24,681 - Check the wall, son. - HOPE: Yeah. Check the wall, son. 102 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:27,050 Oh, you used to be way skinnier. 103 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:34,967 Hey, Hope. 104 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,491 - Take these. - Okay. 105 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:44,123 - Any, uh, new stuff in the back? - Yeah, totally. 106 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:49,210 It's supposed to be bomb-ass shit. He said it was government grade. 107 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:53,330 I don't know if that means that the government grows it, 108 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,289 or maybe they just grade it? 109 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,169 Stop you right there. 110 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:02,528 Do not talk about politics. It's crass. You're gonna lose a lot of customers. 111 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,321 But you don't... You don't pay me. 112 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,361 ♪ ♪ 113 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:10,000 Hey, John. 114 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,241 (GRUNTING QUIETLY) 115 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,285 - Chair busted again, Davey? - Yeah. 116 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:24,561 Oh. 117 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,409 Here. Go get it fixed. 118 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,365 Thanks, Hope. 119 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,201 ♪ ♪ 120 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:07,603 Oh, I like the new running sneakers, they're very hip. 121 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:12,529 Well, they send me so frickin' many for endorsements. 122 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,967 At some point, I'm gonna have to tell 'em to back the fuck off. 123 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,485 I know it must get old for you, 124 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,410 but you lead such a glamorous life. (CHUCKLES) 125 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:20,606 (KNOCKING ON WINDOW) 126 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:22,011 (MUFFLED) Hi, Doris! 127 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,446 (DORIS LAUGHING) 128 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:27,767 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Hope Ann Greggory is here! 129 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:29,881 (DORIS GIGGLING) 130 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:31,885 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 131 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,645 DORIS: Isn't that Maggie Townsend adorable? 132 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,610 She comes in here all the time with your old Coach Pavleck. 133 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:39,409 - (DOOR BELLS JINGLING) - OMG! Hope Ann Greggory. 134 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:42,245 I have been, like, praying that we would run into each other. I'm Maggie. 135 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:46,609 Hope, this is Maggie. I'm surprised you two haven't crossed paths. 136 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:50,446 Maggie reminds me so much of you when you were younger. 137 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:51,681 Hey, Hope. 138 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,447 - Hi. - It's, uh, me, Ben. 139 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:01,000 Ben Lawfort. Uh, my dad co-owns the gym with Coach P. 140 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,367 Twitchy. 141 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:04,891 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 142 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,167 Yeah. Uh, no one really calls me that anymore. 143 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,041 Uh, in fact, you were the only person that, that did. 144 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,804 Um, but, hey, I'm back in town. 145 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:13,689 - Graduated, finally. - You look so different. 146 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,930 - Oh, really? (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) - But that's still there, so now I see it. 147 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:21,130 Yeah, well, anyway, uh, I'm helping Coach P with Maggie here. 148 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:24,090 Coach was saying that, uh, she's trying to get a hold of you. I don't know if... 149 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,481 - Did you just say you graduated? - I did. 150 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,244 Aren't you, like, 12? 151 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:33,566 Uh, no. I was 12, uh, when I was 12. 152 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:38,044 Uh, I was 12 when you won your first World Championship, 153 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,246 so maybe that was what you... 154 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:40,924 Isn't that funny? 155 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,607 Maggie just made it to the top five of the World Championship. 156 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,011 I heard. 157 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,003 I, like, totally crushed it. (GIGGLES) 158 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,761 Miss Greggory, maybe we could exchange phone numbers, 159 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:52,841 - or something... - (SLURPING) 160 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:55,651 ...and, uh, we could text or FaceTime, 161 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:56,721 - or I don't know... - (SLURPING LOUDLY) 162 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,201 ♪ ♪ 163 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:03,566 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 164 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,242 - Hope? - (SIGHS) 165 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:18,731 Can we talk a second? 166 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,081 HOPE: What? 167 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:24,568 Do you remember when you made this for me, the first day of art class? 168 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,048 (STAN SLURPS, SIGHS) 169 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,443 It was the greatest day of my life. 170 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:33,730 So, I'm beginning with that positive affirmation. 171 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,610 Yeah. It was your idea for a lame Father's Day art project. 172 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,284 Are you done "remenessing" about homeschool? 173 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,727 - It's "reminiscing," sweetie. - That's what I said. 174 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,485 A good use of a vocab word. Come here, sit. 175 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,210 Standing, go, what? 176 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:46,767 (CLAPS HANDS) 177 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,730 My supervisor has had several complaints 178 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:52,963 that pieces of mail from my route have gone missing again. 179 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,451 So, suck less. 180 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,251 Honey, I know you've been stealing from my truck again. 181 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,049 That's ridiculous. 182 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:02,728 I found these in my mailbag. 183 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,164 - Mmm, maybe your truck has rats. - I don't think so. 184 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,242 Hopey, you promised you'd get a job. 185 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,604 And I've been looking. Where do you think I've been all day? 186 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:14,762 I ran into Coach P at the market. 187 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,327 She really wants to put the past behind you guys. 188 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:20,290 She said that she could use someone like you. 189 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,161 What do you mean by "market"? 190 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,766 - The grocery store. - Then just say that. You're not a pilgrim. 191 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,446 Have you thought any more about working at the gym? 192 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:35,361 I'm not a coach, I'm a star! I was on Dancing with the Stars! 193 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,283 It's not called Dancing with the Coaches! 194 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:40,728 When athletes get injured, they need to make other plans. 195 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:44,771 I don't need another plan. You and Coach P don't listen. I healed. 196 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,447 Not exactly. 197 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,605 (HOPE SIGHS) 198 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,201 Well, you weren't worried about how "exactly" 199 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,203 when you pushed me to go for another medal. 200 00:11:55,800 --> 00:12:00,362 How many times can I tell you that I'm sorry? I was wrong. We were both wrong. 201 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,807 It's worse for an adult to be wrong. 202 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,286 That's true. 203 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,882 And may I remind you that my awesomeness paid for this entire house... 204 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,247 - That money's long gone. - ...the motor boat, the Ronco Rotisserie... 205 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,721 STAN: We depend entirely on my salary these days, and in six months, 206 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,450 all we'll have left is my pension! 207 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:17,091 I know, I know. This is so boring! 208 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:20,607 No, no, you listen to me. It'll be less than half of what I make now. 209 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:23,524 Not enough to support both of us and this lifestyle of yours. 210 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,204 I don't have a lifestyle. 211 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:28,807 That's if I even make it to the pension I've worked over 30 years to earn 212 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,962 since my daughter keeps putting that in jeopardy 213 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,644 by stealing from the US Postal Service! 214 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:36,208 - I'm borrowing. That's not a crime. - It's a federal crime! 215 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,731 - And I won't stand for it! - Dad... 216 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,689 No, no, enough! 217 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,486 You don't know what it's like to grow up without a mom. 218 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:51,444 It's so hard being a motherless daughter, Daddy. 219 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,683 Oh... I know, sweetie. 220 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:58,962 No six-month-old should have to deal with that kind of a loss. 221 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,688 - Five-and-a-half-month-old. - Mmm. 222 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:08,044 We're not done here. I'm setting boundaries. No more allowance. 223 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,282 Are you insane? Why are you insane? 224 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,886 Hope Annabelle, let's de-escalate, shall we? 225 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:16,010 You're cutting off my allowance and you want me to stop stealing? 226 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:19,846 - What kind of a sick monster are you? - Do not call me a monster. 227 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:23,208 You only give me $500 a week, so I'm forced to steal! 228 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,880 If you cut off my allowance, I'm gonna have to suck dicks 229 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,405 in a Cost Final bathroom for money! 230 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:28,641 Is that what you want, Dad? 231 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,644 Do you want me to suck on dirty dicks in a discount warehouse toilet? 232 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:35,805 Look, I never said that dirty dicks were the solution here. 233 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:39,248 (SIGHS) Why do you need all this money if I'm paying for the roof over your head? 234 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:42,403 - Your gas, your car... - You are way too up in my shit! 235 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,250 I need my privacy. 236 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,406 All right. 237 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,766 What happened to our little girl, Bradley? 238 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,170 (BELL TOLLING) 239 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,521 (BELL CONTINUES TOLLING) 240 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:23,561 ♪ ♪ 241 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,811 (GRUNTS) 242 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,047 (MOUTHING) Fuck you. 243 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,691 I'm calling it how see it 244 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,569 These bitches be fake winning 245 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,404 I wouldn't want to be near 'em 246 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,925 'Cause these niggas be fake... 247 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,041 (SONG FADES OUT) 248 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,201 ♪ ♪ 249 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,803 HOPE: Dad! Did you get my sub? STAN: On the table! 250 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,888 Where are the pepperoncinis? 251 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,009 STAN: Oh... I forgot! 252 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,128 Are you trying to ruin my life? 253 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:32,762 STAN: No. But I did want to talk to you about looking for a job. 254 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,049 Dad! Eating! 255 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,281 (NEWS THEME PLAYING) 256 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,601 Coach Eleyna Pavleck was found dead last night of an apparent suicide. 257 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:41,681 - Oh, my God... - Shh. 258 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,967 The former coach of bronze medalist, Hope Ann Greggory, 259 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:47,880 was currently helming the career of elite gymnast, Maggie Townsend, 260 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,322 also from Amherst, Ohio. 261 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:51,561 Well, as you can imagine, 262 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:55,122 it's a very sad day here at the Eleyna Pavleck Gymnastics Center. 263 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:59,644 Pavleck had spent recent years guiding the career of Mighty Maggie Townsend. 264 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,927 Experts agree that Townsend has the potential 265 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,368 to surpass Greggory's bronze at this year's Toronto Games 266 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:08,888 as a leading contender for the US Women's Team. 267 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,610 Karen, back to you. 268 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:14,681 Sources say Pavleck was coaching Townsend free of charge 269 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,684 as her single mother could not afford the expenses 270 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,240 associated with an elite training program. 271 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,127 Mike's up next with the Ohio weather and the lottery numbers. 272 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,440 Fuck. 273 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,091 Hope? You okay? 274 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:31,171 Why would they show that picture of me? There are so many hotter ones. 275 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,568 Are you all right, sweetie? 276 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,531 This sub sucks without the pepperoncinis. 277 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:44,610 Hope, did you hear what they said about Coach P? 278 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,126 Are you all right? Do you need a huggie? Hmm? 279 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,487 No, I do not! I'm not five! 280 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,251 Hope, it's okay, you can feel bad. There's nothing wrong with... 281 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,085 Stop treating me like I'm fucking five! 282 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,529 Chains about to pull me in 283 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,371 Misery 284 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:12,441 I can't swim... 285 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,041 Hey. 286 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:18,321 Yo. Which one of you guys want to buy me a drink? 287 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,640 (LAUGHS) 288 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,366 That's me. 289 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,605 - That's you? - Yep. 290 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,365 You look nice. 291 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,924 I still, like, hardly ever get my period. 292 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,049 So, you don't gotta worry about knocking me up. 293 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,764 You could fuck me all raw and shit. 294 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,842 - (LAUGHS) - Wow. 295 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,845 So... (CHUCKLES) 296 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:45,164 - So, if we buy you a drink... - Will I let you double team me? Absolutely. 297 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,687 Could you just leave us alone? 298 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,925 (SIGHS) 299 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,526 - (CAR APPROACHES) - (TIRES SCREECH) 300 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,330 (DOOR OPENS) 301 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,925 - HOPE: I fucking hate you. - (DOOR CLOSES) 302 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,003 Oh, sweetie. (SIGHS) 303 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,808 - (GRUNTS) - Huggie, Daddy. 304 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,521 (STAN SIGHS) 305 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,364 Huggie. Huggie, huggie. 306 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:35,487 - How you doing today, honey? - (HOPE GROANS) 307 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,610 I just woke up. 308 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,564 Give me a chance to orientate myself for the day. 309 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:41,806 (HOPE SIGHS) 310 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:45,089 Save that Bed, Bath & Beyond coupon, I need to get some stuff there. 311 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,481 I don't know what money you're gonna use for that. 312 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,561 (SCOFFS) 313 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,640 Oh, this is for you. 314 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,887 Can you read it? My eyes are ti-ti. 315 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,165 (INHALES DEEPLY) 316 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,244 - (CHUCKLES) - What? Read it. 317 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,370 It's from Coach P. 318 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,560 (STUTTERS) Okay. "Dearest Hope. 319 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:20,565 "By the time you receive letter, you will already know that I'm gone. 320 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:25,204 "You have been angry at me, but what I said to you was for your good. 321 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,681 "I pray you see that one day. 322 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:33,406 "From the treasures of my life's chest, I leave you $500,000." 323 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,444 Oh, shit. $500... 324 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:39,084 "But you must listen that these monies are yours 325 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,284 "under the steadiest condition that you train the daffodil 326 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,727 "who is about to peak through the snow, 327 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:48,282 "my dancing flower gymnast, Maggie Townsend, 328 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,046 "through to the end of her Toronto Games campaign." 329 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,929 Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me. 330 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:57,250 "My will trustee will present your fortune when the sun has set on your duties. 331 00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:01,245 "No matter the outcome, once Maggie's campaign is done, 332 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,527 "this payment will manifest. 333 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,682 "No one must know of this bounty that waits for you. 334 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:10,369 "It must appear that Maggie proceeds in your care from the goodness of your heart. 335 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,889 "I know you can do this, Hope. Farewell." 336 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,281 I'd rather die than train that loser. 337 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,051 Can't you see that Coach P loves you so much 338 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,407 that she wanted you to have this opportunity? 339 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,001 Half a million dollars. That's a lot of money. 340 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,164 It says $500,000. 341 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,801 That's half a million. 342 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,003 - Jesus, I know! You're so annoying! - Well, it could be... 343 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,161 - Stop talking, I'm thinking! - All I'm saying... 344 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,004 Stop talking, I'm thinking! 345 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,601 - Dad, come on! - I'm not talking! 346 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,007 You're talking, I'm thinking! Stop! 347 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,561 (QUIETLY) Stop. 348 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:53,247 I hear you breathing. You're always disrupting my thought processes. 349 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,130 How can anyone think with your breathing? 350 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,004 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - Oh. 351 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,931 (GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING) 352 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,240 - Maggie here? - Hope Ann Greggory. Wow. 353 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,483 - I'm, um, Janice, I'm Maggie's mom. - Okay. 354 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,206 Oh, please come in. 355 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,689 Wow, it's... It's such an honor. I was such a fan of yours growing up. 356 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,169 I know I'm a few years older, but I really looked up to you. 357 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,289 I think you're more than a few years older. You're a mom. 358 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,805 Oh, yeah. 359 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,370 Yeah. Caught me. 360 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,205 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 361 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,691 Come in. 362 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,487 Hey, Maggie, Miss Greggory's here to see you. 363 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,282 - Hi. - 'Sup. 364 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,122 Guess I'm your new coach. 365 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:56,771 (SIGHS) You're my idol and that would be super awesome, 366 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,723 but I'm quitting gymnastics. 367 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,966 Oh, hon... Maggie. Honey, you don't mean that. Right? (KISSES) 368 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,761 You sure? Go with your gut. 369 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:12,445 (GASPS) Hey, Maggie. Why don't you show Miss Greggory your picture? 370 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,091 Okay? All right. 371 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,483 Well, I'm just gonna leave you two ladies alone then. 372 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,523 You know, we've met before. 373 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,605 - Yeah, I know. The diner. - Before that. 374 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:36,611 I was living in Harrisburg and you were at the mall signing pictures when I was five. 375 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,487 Uh, I told you I wanted to be a gymnast, 376 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,601 and you wrote, (SIGHS) "Go for it." (CHUCKLES) 377 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,400 I keep it in that drawer with a picture of my dad. 378 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,448 He left when I was three, so... 379 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,121 My mom died when I was five-and-a-half months old. 380 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,202 Mine's a fuck of a lot worse. 381 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,006 I can't believe you're in my room right now. (CHUCKLES) 382 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:09,125 Let's go back to you giving up. It's an excellent decision. I'll tell your mom. 383 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,091 - Coach P used to do that to me. - What? 384 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,484 Reverse psychology. 385 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:18,009 (CHUCKLES) You were right. I'm gonna go for it. 386 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,205 I wrote that on everybody's. 387 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,244 You don't have to do it anymore, I'm in. When do we start? 388 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,640 (HOPE SIGHS) 389 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,324 I don't know. Just be at the gym tomorrow morning. 390 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,244 Um, Coach P always used to drive me 'cause my mom works all the time. 391 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,085 (SIGHS) Oh, Jesus, how high maintenance are you? 392 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,369 You're funny. (LAUGHS) I'll be ready at 7:00 a.m., okay? 393 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,562 (SCOFFS) I'll pick you up at noon. 394 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,760 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING OVER CAR STEREO) 395 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,729 Bitch, I'm a boss-ass bitch 396 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:48,847 (HORN HONKING) 397 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,410 Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch 398 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:51,811 I'm a boss-ass bitch 399 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:53,723 Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch 400 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,007 Bitch, bitch, bitch, I'm a boss-ass bitch 401 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,441 I don't give a fuck about you ratchet-ass lames 402 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,522 You can suck a dick, I'm all about fame 403 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,489 Fuck a nigga, fuck a bitch, straight getting... 404 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:03,561 (MUSIC STOPS) 405 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,641 (DOOR SENSOR DINGING) 406 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,730 - Where is everyone? - Ben? 407 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,289 BEN: Hey, guys. MAGGIE: Hey, Ben. (CHUCKLES) 408 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:15,964 BEN: You guys get stuck in traffic or something? 409 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,448 (CLEARS THROAT) Uh, well, I know it's a little light, 410 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,130 but my dad promised Coach P 411 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,602 that we'd keep Maggie's training sessions private so she could focus. 412 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,968 Um, I'm gonna go change, okay? 413 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,806 (CHUCKLES) 414 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,042 So, uh, should we get started? 415 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,161 Got it covered. Feel free to hang around and look pretty. 416 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,401 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 417 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,005 (COUGHS) Wow. 418 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,326 Uh, well, I have to... I have to be here, anyway. 419 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,164 Uh, managing the place while my dad's out of town, so... 420 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,890 All right, fine. Here's the deal, Twitchy. 421 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,566 - I'm the pilot, you're the... - Co-pilot. Got it. 422 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,011 I was gonna say stewardess. 423 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,241 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 424 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,006 I'm sure you're aware someone from the US Team Committee's 425 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,809 coming here to check on Maggie's progress. 426 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,247 She's their golden child. They love her. 427 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,527 Yeah, she's gonna do a bang-up job at trials. 428 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,001 - HOPE: When are trials? - Uh, we're eight weeks out. 429 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:08,084 As long as Maggie just does Maggie, we're gonna be good. 430 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,290 Bam! (CHUCKLES) 431 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,169 - HOPE: Excuse me. - (MAGGIE PANTS) 432 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:17,205 Did I say to do that? Huh? I didn't realize how undisciplined you are. 433 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,488 Shucks, sorry. I usually do that better. (CHUCKLES) 434 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,484 "Shucks"? Why don't you curse normal? 435 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,611 Cursing hurts God's heart. 436 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,086 So does being a showoff. 437 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,163 Um, sorry. I was just really excited to get back, you know. 438 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,571 Um, I want the all-around gold, 439 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,369 - but bars are my specialty. - HOPE: Gold? 440 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,601 Did she just say "gold"? 441 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,049 Get that ego in check. 442 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,444 You're not a specialist until I say you are. 443 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,363 Now, what needs to be the strongest for you to be a champion? 444 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,244 - My body. - (BUZZES) Wrong. 445 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,130 - My endurance. - (BUZZES) 446 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,641 - My... - (BUZZES TWICE) 447 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,291 - My mental constitution? - (BUZZES THREE TIMES) 448 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,962 - Your mind. - But I said my mental... 449 00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,646 Shut up and lie on the floor. Wipe that smile off your face. 450 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,084 Now, close your eyes. 451 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,721 Are we praying? I love that. Let's hold hands. 452 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,768 Ew, get the fuck off. (SIGHS) 453 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,367 Close your fucking eyes. 454 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,891 Now, I want you to visualize your routine in your mind. 455 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,691 - Which one? - All of them. Just do it. 456 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,163 - And then am I gonna perform them for you? - Are you the coach, or am I? 457 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,131 Shut your cockhole. 458 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,924 - My what? - Don't worry about it. 459 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,084 Buzz off, Twitchy. I feel you trying to get a gap shot. 460 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,161 (STUTTERS) Nope. 461 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,721 ♪ ♪ 462 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:48,124 Hey, can we work on my beam routine when we get to the gym? 463 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,443 It's my fave, and I've been telling my mom how excited I am to show you. 464 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,966 Whoa! Stop telling your mom our business. 465 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,044 Whatever happens at the gym or my car or wherever we are together 466 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,851 stays at the gym or my car or wherever we are together. 467 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,490 Really? (SPITS) 468 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,801 - Coach P was not like... - Hey! 469 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:06,521 You crap on this town, I crap on you. 470 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,327 And, yes, really. I'm not running home and telling my dad 471 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,205 - every time you get camel toe. - What's camel toe? 472 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,210 Just a pro term for sticking a landing. 473 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,365 Here you go. 474 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,963 (CHUCKLES) Thank you. 475 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,250 This is a joke, right? 476 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,009 Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories a day. 477 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,801 Coach P's diet has 500. Who's a better role model? 478 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,924 A guy with 22 medals? Or a chubby Russian taking a dirt nap? 479 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,247 But aren't guy swimmers different than girl gymnasts? 480 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,162 Casey B. Anthony told us that men and women are equal. 481 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,642 You mean Susan B. Anthony, right? 482 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,200 Both of 'em. 483 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,366 Maggie, if you trust me, you will eat this food. 484 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,760 - (SNIFFING) - Open your mouth and put it in. 485 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:06,561 (DOOR BELLS JINGLE) 486 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,401 DORIS: Hey, (CHUCKLES) there's my favorite Sandstoner. 487 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,241 HOPE: Who's that? 488 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:14,321 (CHUCKLES) 489 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,126 - You fuck him? - No. (CHUCKLES) 490 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,441 No, of course not. No. 491 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,001 - Finger fuck? - No. 492 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,605 Have you even kissed a boy yet? 493 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,169 Coach P's no-boy rule, huh? 494 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,642 I have the opposite rule. 495 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,520 - Come on. Come on. - Mmm-mmm. 496 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,882 - Get the fuck up. Get the fuck up. - No. Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. 497 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,122 Get the fuck up, I'll rip your pubes out. 498 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,401 (SIGHS) 499 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,490 - Hey. - Hi. 500 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,888 I'm gonna cut through the bullshit. You two need to hook up. 501 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,644 Nothing major yet. Just rub your privates on each other 502 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,007 - like you're starting a forest crotch fire. - (CHUCKLES) Oh, gosh. 503 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,121 - (CHUCKLES) Privates. - (GIGGLES) 504 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,850 Give him your number, give him your number. 505 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,001 - Okay. - (CHUCKLES) 506 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,561 - He's a little slow, huh? - Mmm-hmm. (GIGGLES) 507 00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,689 - All right, done. You're welcome. Come on. - Bye-bye. 508 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:04,761 Eat. 509 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,650 Take a bite of that. 510 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,963 Your body metabolizes the proteins. You become a champion. 511 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,130 - It's so good. - It goes down better with Avril. 512 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,123 (POP ROCK SONG PLAYING) 513 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:38,206 Try to tell me what I shouldn't do 514 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,567 You should know by now 515 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,564 I won't listen to you 516 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:47,884 Walk around with my hands 517 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:53,330 Up in the air, 'cause I don't care 518 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,401 Care... 519 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,570 Morning, sunshine. Making yourself a health shake? 520 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,123 It's for Maggie. Today's an important day. The coordinator's coming by. 521 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,723 She needs to be on her A-game. 522 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,004 Good for you, sweetie. 523 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:12,321 (ENGINE STARTS) 524 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,767 (TRUCK DRIVES OFF) 525 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,564 - (GASPS) Are we gonna be late? - Relax. 526 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:32,041 (MAGGIE SIGHS) 527 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,600 - What's up? - (GASPS) What are you doing here? 528 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,924 What is he doing here? 529 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,924 Bad news, sugar tits. Gotta get used to a crowd. 530 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,925 I want that down the hatch before we get to the gym. 531 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,489 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING OVER CAR STEREO) 532 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,091 In the club with my mink on 533 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,731 Chain hanging long like I'm motherfucking King Kong 534 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,689 You can find me in the club with my mink on 535 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,364 With my mink on, with my mink on 536 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,442 - Hey, Hope. - (MUSIC STOPS) 537 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,126 What happened to 8:00 a.m.? The coordinator is here 538 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,727 and he's kind of pissed 'cause he's been waiting for an hour. 539 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,041 (SCOFFS) It's 9:00. There's a grace period. 540 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,849 Okay. Sure. 541 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,169 Hey, there, Maggie. 542 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,405 Is everything okay? 543 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,051 She's a little nervous and all that. Come on, Maggie. 544 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,969 - Yeah, she's just practicing the visualization. - There she is. 545 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,849 - Come on. - Oh. (CHUCKLES) 546 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,006 - Hey. - Uh... 547 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,686 - Moral support. Let's go. - Hi, there. 548 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,804 LANCE: Dude, I'm tired of fucking whey protein. 549 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,486 Just get the beef one like I told you. It's called Carnivore. 550 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,005 He's back there in the office. 551 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,128 All right, call me later. 552 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,646 Look who I found. 553 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:53,322 Well, well, well. Hope Ann Greggory. 554 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,845 You're an hour and three minutes late. 555 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,604 What the fuck are you doing here, Lance Tucker? 556 00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:58,647 Oh, you guys know each other. 557 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,210 Team coordinator. 558 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,645 (SCOFFS) They offered me that job. I said, "Fuck, no." 559 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,762 - That's bullshit. - Your face is bullshit. 560 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:07,921 Uh... 561 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,004 Something looks different about you. Oh. (CHUCKLES) 562 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,162 I know. You got old. 563 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,686 Your limp dick disease must be affecting your eye vision. 564 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,649 Okay. (CHUCKLES) 565 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,291 Hope, uh, what's Maggie's first event? I'll set it up. 566 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,805 - Bars. - Gotcha. 567 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,962 Hey, water boy, I can't drink that bottle of piss you gave me. 568 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,081 Here's five bucks. 569 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,720 Why don't you get me a Fiji, or something pH balanced? 570 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,684 And if you're lucky, I'll let you taste my nuts. 571 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,327 Hope's tasted my nuts before, right? 572 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,890 Do not get that water, Twitchy. 573 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:36,725 (COUGHS) 574 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,968 - Are you winking at me? - No. 575 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,963 What, are we flirting right now? What's happening? 576 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,646 Hey! Don't make fun of people with deformity problems. 577 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,121 I'm actually not deformed. Um, but it's not a problem. 578 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,204 I'll go get the water, pH balanced, for men. 579 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:51,721 (CHUCKLES) 580 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,404 - (GRUNTS) Boost me. - Maggie, no, I can't do that. 581 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,565 Fine. Then a rocket ship will take me. 582 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,200 (IMITATES ROCKET) 583 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,281 (GROANS) 584 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,322 (IMITATES ROCKET) Ooh! 585 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:16,561 Whee! 586 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:17,841 Do you see me, Hope? 587 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,201 Oh! 588 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,645 (GIGGLING) 589 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,204 (MIMICKING APE) 590 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,130 (SIGHS) Thanks, Maggie. I think I've seen enough. 591 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:34,840 (GRUNTS) 592 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,762 - I think my camel toe's a little off. - Excuse me? 593 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,530 - She's a bit of a perv. - Oh! 594 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:44,531 - Hope, office. Now. - Office, now, Hope! 595 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,291 Wow. Horrible, right? 596 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:52,126 I did my best, but obviously, Maggie's campaign is over. 597 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,691 Will you be informing the media or should I? 598 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,644 What the fuck have you done? 599 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,884 That girl didn't miss a beat all year. She was a potential team anchor. 600 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,531 Clearly, that would be a terrible idea. 601 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:04,645 No, clearly you've managed to fuck her up in just six weeks of working with her. 602 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,286 What has she been eating? The kid's got a beer gut. 603 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,046 HOPE: She was busted when I got her. 604 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,441 Pavleck's suicide fucked her up. I had nothing to do with it. 605 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:13,851 LANCE: No, you're right. You've done enough. 606 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,731 I'm gonna take it over from here. 607 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:22,408 I know what that girl is capable of, and her run to Toronto isn't over. 608 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,166 Yours is. 609 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:25,846 No, you can't do that! 610 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,169 I gotta make some calls, Greggory. I'll BRB. 611 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,322 Yeah, well, I gotta make some calls, too, Tucker. 612 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,801 I'm gonna talk to your mom. I got you. 613 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,161 MAGGIE: Okay. 614 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,084 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 615 00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:45,685 - Hello? - HOPE: Hey, it's me. 616 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,330 Guess who the new team coordinator is. 617 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,363 - Lance "The Fucker" Tucker. - Who? 618 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:50,841 The guy who popped my cherry. 619 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,525 Oh, don't give him that power, honey. 620 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,843 Remember, you're a gymnast and your hymen broke without the help of a man. 621 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,843 (SIGHS) Fine. The one who was the first to fuck me. 622 00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,331 He said he's gonna take Maggie away from me 623 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,004 'cause the little cunt blew her routine. 624 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,567 No. What? Why did she blow her routine? 625 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,360 Because she sucks! I gotta ask you something. 626 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,767 If someone takes over coaching for me, I'll still get my money, right? 627 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,650 No. When I spoke to the will trustee last week, he was very clear. 628 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:14,166 He said you, and only you, must coach her 629 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:17,528 until she's done with her campaign if you want the inheritance. 630 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,886 Shit. 631 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,930 Well, (SIGHS) what percent of my money will I get for my work until now? 632 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,367 Do you remember our math sessions when we did percentages? 633 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,284 Yes. How much frickin' money? 634 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:30,803 - (SIGHS) 0%. - Shit. How sure are you? 635 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:32,571 100%. 636 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,962 - 0% is how much money? - Nothing. 637 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,041 Fuck me! 638 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:40,041 What are you doing? 639 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,964 Visualizing a gold medal made of pizza. 640 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,924 I got it, I got it. 641 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,331 I went to five different stores, but I got it. 642 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,401 Where the fuck is Lance? 643 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,481 He's not here? 644 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,040 Lance said he was gonna go talk to my mommy. 645 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:56,526 Get up. Get your bloated pussy in the car! 646 00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,243 BEN: Are you gonna see Lance? Do you want to give him the water? 647 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,766 - Gymnastics has been my life. - Yeah. It's ours. 648 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,330 And when I saw raw talent like that, 649 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,401 - I believed... - (HORN HONKS) 650 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,642 - (TIRES SCREECHING) - Jesus. Is that safe? 651 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,924 - Mom! - Oh, Maggie. Hi, hon. Oh, wow. 652 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,926 Oh, my gosh, are you okay? 653 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,571 Mr. Tucker says you didn't have the best routine 654 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,530 and that you've been acting silly and eating bad snacks. (CHUCKLES) 655 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,285 - That doesn't sound like you. - I just had a little taste. 656 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,526 Mr. Tucker thinks that Maggie would be better off training with him. 657 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,284 - I do. - Wait, what? 658 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,369 Well, Mr. Tucker is wrong. 659 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,081 - I want what's best for my little girl. - I agree. 660 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,162 Lance Tucker is not what's best for her. 661 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,328 I am a gold and silver medalist. 662 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,807 And with all due respect, and there's very little due, 663 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,041 Hope is a bronze medalist. 664 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:50,530 First of all, it's men's gymnastics, which, come on, no one gives a crap about. 665 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:55,482 Second, I medaled for all of America. I'm the poster child for miracles. 666 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:59,008 Please, everybody knows that after your Achilles, it was game over. 667 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:03,405 And insult to injury, you got your boobs, which threw your balance off. 668 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,244 All false. Does it look like I got boobs? 669 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:06,685 I just didn't want to, I had other things to do. 670 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:07,727 Well, name one. 671 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,484 Why would I name one when I can name a million? 672 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,244 - Guys. Please, I'm sorry. I just... - (MAGGIE GROANS) 673 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,443 Maggie. Maggie, look at me. 674 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,488 You've met my girl, Christa Carpenter, at the World's, right? 675 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:16,641 Yeah. 676 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,970 Well, when the time is right, I'm gonna build her an empire all around her brand. 677 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:25,247 I Ka-roll-yi like Bela. I'm her agent, her publicist, her coach. 678 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,961 I'm her cook. I am the pillow that she sleeps on at night. 679 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,847 Gold. That is what I'm talking about. 680 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,008 You just gotta say yes. What do you say? 681 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,086 To the top. 682 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,046 Hope's my friend. 683 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:49,843 And I already lost one coach. Please don't take her from me, too. Don't. 684 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,330 If you let Hope train Maggie, 685 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,528 you'll be throwing your daughter's career out the window. 686 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,723 I promise you that won't be the case. 687 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,604 (CHUCKLES) Ah... 688 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,884 - I've heard that before. - HOPE: You know, 689 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,362 I lost my mother at a very young age. 690 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,329 - I was five-and-a-half months old. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 691 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:11,201 Really? (SCOFFS) This is... Very sad. 692 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,723 And I swear to you, on this mom, 693 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:20,405 to this mom, that we will get to Toronto. 694 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,728 Just let me initialize phase two of my plan. 695 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,925 (STUTTERS) I hear what you're saying. I have to go with my daughter. 696 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,001 (SCOFFS) 697 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,805 If that's what Maggie wants and you think you can do it. 698 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,087 - MAN: Hey, Janice, we need you back here. - Oh, frap. 699 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,009 Okay, I'm sorry. I have to go back to work. 700 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:42,130 - Go scrub them toilets, Mrs. T. - Uh... I will. 701 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:43,561 I'll do that, okay. 702 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,244 - I love you, Mom. - I love you. 703 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,448 All right, let's go. Later, Tucker. 704 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,602 Yeah, hang on there one second. Uh... 705 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,484 - (CHUCKLES) - Maggie, go to the car. 706 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,927 You can put on my Avril Lavigne CD. 707 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:58,204 You know you don't have what it takes to coach her, right? 708 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,851 - You don't know me. You never have. - (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 709 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,410 - Really? - (MUSIC PLAYING IN CAR) 710 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,370 We all know you're gonna fail her like you failed yourself. 711 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,330 We were meant to be, supposed to be 712 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,880 But we lost it, we lost it... 713 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,407 Not only will she kill it at the trials, she'll kill it in Toronto. 714 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:15,761 We'll see. 715 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,610 (ENGINE STARTING) 716 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,011 (TIRES SCREECH) 717 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,206 - Uh-uh. No. Get out! - What? 718 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,282 No-boy rule. That's it. Get the fuck out. 719 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,201 (MAGGIE SIGHS) 720 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,529 You'll see her in six months. Absence makes the dick grow harder. 721 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,848 Maggie, get up here. Get up here, now. 722 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,562 Hope, I was just doing what you said. (SIGHS) 723 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,289 You better get ready to stop acting like a loser and start acting like a champion. 724 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:48,171 You better not have gotten any clitjizz on my car. 725 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,611 (TIRES SCREECH) 726 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,762 What's with you today, Bradley? 727 00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,208 You're jittery. You're all over the place. Anything wrong? 728 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,930 - (DOOR OPENS) - Soon as I ask... 729 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,649 Hi, sweetie. How'd things work out? 730 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,448 Fine. Still her coach. 731 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,640 - What happened with that Lance? - (GROANS) 732 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,283 So many questions. 733 00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:19,131 How would you like it if I came home and fired questions at you after a long day? 734 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,249 (MOCKING) "Ooh, hey, Stanny. How was your mail route? 735 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,607 "Anything happen when you drop off your letters? 736 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:28,401 "Ooh, ooh, did you jerk it in your truck to a Lane Bryant catalog? 737 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,050 "That must be fun." 738 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:34,324 I would actually like it if you asked me questions about my day once in a while. 739 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,606 Maybe not in that tone. 740 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,445 Fine, here's a question. Wake me up tomorrow at 6:00 a.m. 741 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,206 Well, Hopey, that's a statement. 742 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,602 Remember, questions begin with "what, why, when, how." 743 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,170 Like that. Do you remember? 744 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,527 What is the point of you busting my balls? 745 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:52,522 When will you realize that goldfish doesn't know you exist? 746 00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,042 Why don't you stop being so fucking annoying? 747 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,726 And how about you wake me up tomorrow at 6:00 a.m.? 748 00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,042 Bradley knows exactly who I am. 749 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,203 And I will wake you up, but only if you ask me nicely. 750 00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:04,846 I am. 751 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,083 Just whatever I say or do, ignore it, and wake me up. 752 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,926 Roger that. Just like old times. 753 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,161 (SOFTLY) Hope, it's 6:00. 754 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,925 Rise and shine. 755 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,724 Go. You got five minutes. 756 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,447 Before 7:00? I'm sorry, have we met? 757 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,564 Early bird catches the sperm. 758 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,406 - Uh... - I got a fuck-ton of stuff to do. 759 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,842 And, um, I think you're ready to be promoted from stewardess. 760 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,924 - (CHUCKLES) Co-pilot? - Head stewardess. 761 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,162 Great, okay. Moving on up. (CHUCKLES) 762 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:52,601 Scale of one to 10, 763 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:53,920 - that was a... (BLOWS RASPBERRY) - Yeah. 764 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,560 When you're coming off your giant, your tuck is getting sloppy 765 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:57,641 and your legs are separating. 766 00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,844 Unless you're catching spinning air dicks in there, 767 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,763 - I want you to keep 'em closed. - (LAUGHS) 768 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,690 Let me show you something. 769 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,202 Foot in there. Foot in there. 770 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,761 I've never done this. 771 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,321 All right. Again. Same thing. 772 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,361 Yep. 773 00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:17,721 (MAGGIE GIGGLES) 774 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,802 HOPE: She's liking this bondage shit a little too much. 775 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,006 All right. Go again. 776 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,121 Stay tight! 777 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,209 Now that's fucking gymnastics. 778 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,561 Go again. 779 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,130 ♪ ♪ 780 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,768 When she woke up late in the morning light 781 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,046 And the day had just begun... 782 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,481 Shouldn't we be using my Tchaikovsky piece to practice? 783 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,405 - Fuck no, that shit's lame. - Coach P said it was a classic. 784 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,166 She'd also say that about a full bush, but we all know that's disgusting. 785 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,566 Let's go. 786 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,567 Five, six, seven, eight. 787 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:57,845 Crossback, crossback, circle, bend. Step, corner. 788 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,207 All that she wants is another baby... 789 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,281 (GRUNTS) 790 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,044 HOPE: Don't hesitate in your double pike, Maggie. 791 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:05,004 Trust that you're gonna have enough momentum. 792 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:09,089 Every part of you needs to be focused on the task at hand. 793 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,965 Crossback, circle, bend, step, corner. 794 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:13,806 Good. 795 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,686 - BEN: Oh! - There you go. 796 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,370 - (LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) Holla! - (BEN LAUGHS) 797 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,044 Gloats get kicked in the throats. Go. 798 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,281 Hey, good job, Coach. 799 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,526 Hope? 800 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,567 I'm really nervous about the trials. 801 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,769 Well, that's both rude and offensive, 802 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,521 considering I've been busting my ass for you. (SCOFFS) 803 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,725 Sorry, you're right. 804 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,041 You'll be fine. 805 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,123 I just wish my mom could be there. 806 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,567 You don't need your mommy. 807 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,564 I mean, for the Games, yeah, it's nice to have support. 808 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,041 But even my dad wasn't with me for the trials. 809 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:04,886 Plus, I'll be there with you, so people will already assume you're cool. 810 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:07,971 What do cool people do? 811 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:09,767 Um... 812 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:11,649 They have a secret handshake. 813 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,723 Does that mean we're gonna have a secret handshake? 814 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,643 Fuck yeah, we are. 815 00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:19,008 The decision was decided by me earlier today. 816 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,085 (LAUGHS) 817 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,924 Do it. Go. 818 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,362 - No. - Do it. 819 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:28,680 (LAUGHING) 820 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:29,841 Bye. 821 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:35,761 (GIGGLES) 822 00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,724 ♪ ♪ 823 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,121 ♪ ♪ 824 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:21,202 ANNOUNCER: Congratulations to our Women's National Qualifiers. 825 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,685 In first place, Christa Carpenter. 826 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,411 Christa, how does it feel to be the champion? 827 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:27,802 Well, I just gotta thank God first. 828 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:31,451 Never do that. Always thank your coach first. 829 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,806 Fucking rookie. 830 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,450 I'm gonna call my mom, 'kay? 831 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:40,445 (SNIFFS) The smell of mothballs and Poligrip. 832 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,806 My grandma must be here. 833 00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:45,930 Ah, nope. It's the elderly musk of Hope Ann Greggory. 834 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,685 What you're smelling, cheese dick, is victory. 835 00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:52,289 - We medaled. - Yeah, third. Isn't that familiar? 836 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,761 So, uh, here's what's gonna happen, Granny. 837 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,684 Maggie's gonna come train with me and the rest of the team starting Monday. 838 00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,240 - Not gonna happen, coordinator. - (SIGHS) 839 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,170 You don't follow Tuckersgold on Twitter? 840 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:07,604 I was just appointed Women's Team Head Coach yesterday, 841 00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,363 so what I say goes. 842 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,167 And if Maggie doesn't train with my girls, 843 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:15,208 then there's no way she's gonna be a legit contender. 844 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:16,441 Bullshit. 845 00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:19,405 I'm gonna cut her from the team if you don't comply, Hope. 846 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,887 She just placed in the top three. 847 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:25,043 If you cut her, you're gonna look like more of a moron than you already do. 848 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:28,488 Here's a warning. You don't want to fuck with me, Hope. 849 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,683 I'll fuck with whoever I want, whenever I want. 850 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,889 I'll fuck with them so hard, I'll rip their taints in half. 851 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,887 Then I'll wear one part of the taint in a locket around my neck, 852 00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:45,010 give the other half of the taint locket to your mom to shove up her ass. 853 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,651 Pretty soon after, at the whorehouse she whores around at, 854 00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:50,485 someone will say to her, "Hey, hey, Mrs. Tucker, 855 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,961 "what's that shiny little object coming out of your crack?" 856 00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,482 And she'll be like, "Oh, this ass jewelry? Just spit-shined it up. 857 00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:01,567 "Hope Ann Greggory gave me that as a reminder that my son's a fucking loser." 858 00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:05,410 Maggie trains with me. See you in Toronto. 859 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:10,966 No! No! 860 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,321 Fuck! Fuck me, I suck! Fuck! 861 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:16,051 - Time out, time out. Stand right there. - (SIGHING) 862 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:21,926 First of all, it makes me so proud to hear you curse normal. 863 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:26,810 Second, quit being so hard on yourself. All right? That's my job. 864 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,045 I want to shift gears. 865 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,486 I want to talk to you about your stage presence. 866 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,364 You need to amp that shit up for Toronto. 867 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:39,968 You're welcome in advance. I'm gonna show you how to be judge bait. 868 00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,681 - Judge bait? - A trained monkey can do gymnastics. 869 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,809 Half of what we do out there is personality. Sit, watch, learn. 870 00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:48,521 When you hit this move, 871 00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,163 your face needs to be having as much fun as your body. 872 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,881 This move is all about sass. 873 00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,727 Now we're bouncing, we're bouncing. I've never had this much fun bouncing. 874 00:47:58,800 --> 00:47:59,801 (MAGGIE GIGGLING) 875 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,326 You think this is funny? This is some serious shit. 876 00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,608 The judges are scoring me through the roof right now. 877 00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:07,809 The camera's dry humping my every move. All right. Do it with me. 878 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:09,926 Come on. 879 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,768 I am so cute. 880 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,809 Cute to the right, cute to the left. 881 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,485 Nod, I'm cute. Nod, I'm cute. 882 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,642 - Nod, I'm cute. Nod, I'm cute. - Jesus, pull it back. 883 00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:20,801 Sell it, don't advertise it. 884 00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:25,090 Commercials, endorsements, a fuck-ton of free shit. Get up! 885 00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:27,121 (MAGGIE LAUGHS) 886 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,645 Sell it to the bitch-ass judges. 887 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,365 Do it again. Go. 888 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:39,161 (PINS CLATTERING) 889 00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:40,685 (SQUEALS) 890 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:42,447 (LAUGHING) 891 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,249 You guys, I got a spare! 892 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:45,321 (HOPE MUTTERS) 893 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:46,931 Very good. 894 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,367 You know, Coach P would take me here when I was doing good at the gym. 895 00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,602 Does that mean I'm doing good at the gym, Hope? 896 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,004 I just wanted nachos. 897 00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,363 - Can I just have one? - Sure. 898 00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:58,441 (CHUCKLES) 899 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,210 If you want to spend your summer in fat camp 900 00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,409 rather than earning the respect of the entire frickin' world. 901 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:06,921 What I thought. 902 00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:08,567 Here. 903 00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:13,088 Chomp on that while you smell my nachos. 904 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,041 Mmm. 905 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,361 Okay. Mmm-hmm. 906 00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:21,965 - Yeah, that kind of works. Thank you. - Yeah. 907 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,121 (CHUCKLES) 908 00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,328 - You can do it with anything that has a smell. - Oh, oh... 909 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,886 Can I go play on the claw machine? Please? 910 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:29,811 It's a free country. 911 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,450 (GIGGLES) Thank you. 912 00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,684 Pretty strict diet. 913 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,243 (SCOFFS) That's nothing. 914 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:40,164 I once ate nothing but watermelon juice for a month. 915 00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:42,447 I had to reteach my jaw how to chew. 916 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:43,681 (MACHINE CHIRPING) 917 00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,762 - This machine is stupid. - MACHINE: Try again. 918 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,810 You guys, I can't do this. I'm really bad at this. 919 00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:50,126 (HOPE SIGHS) 920 00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,808 Here, let me do it. Move. 921 00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:00,162 It's all in the wrist. There you go. 922 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,922 Oh, my gosh! That was so cool! You actually got it! 923 00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:05,485 (GIGGLES) Oh, my gosh. 924 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,410 It's so cute. (CHUCKLES) 925 00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:16,929 I can have it? Oh, thank you! Thank you so much! 926 00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:18,691 (GIGGLES) 927 00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:22,242 Ben, Ben, look what Hope got me! 928 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:23,361 Oh, wow. 929 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,166 That was very kind of you. 930 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:29,322 She was just setting herself up for failure. As per usual. 931 00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:34,011 (CLEARS THROAT) Hey, uh, are you free tonight? 932 00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,611 My schedule is insane. Also per usual. 933 00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:42,646 Why? 934 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:44,801 Uh... 935 00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,847 Would you want to grab dinner, maybe? 936 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:50,561 Um... 937 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,962 Yeah. I can probably push some things around. 938 00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,322 Okay. (CHUCKLES) Good news. 939 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,361 HOPE: Mmm. 940 00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:03,882 - I'll pick you up and everything. - Oh. 941 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,771 - I'm clear to drive even at night, so... - Really? 942 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,246 Yeah. This isn't an issue. 943 00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,562 - You won't run us off the road? - (CHUCKLES) 944 00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,608 - Not on my watch. - All right. 945 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,001 (CHUCKLES) That was a joke, so... 946 00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,484 That's not a joke, that's actually real. I'm having a fit, I'm sorry. 947 00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,323 - Hold on. - I'll look away. 948 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:26,164 - Have at it. Go ahead. - No, I'm fine. I'm good. Shit. 949 00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:28,767 (DOOR OPENS) 950 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,764 Welcome home, sweetie. I made your favorite. 951 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:35,083 Chicken fingers with White Castle burger stuffing. 952 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,721 I won't be taking my dinner here tonight. I got a date. 953 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:40,565 That's fantastic. 954 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,451 You're gonna change out of your warm-up suit, right? 955 00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:46,371 No. This is what I wear. 956 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,201 - This is what heroes wear. - That's true. 957 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,762 But you may want to, I don't know, mix it up a little? 958 00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:53,802 Ew! 959 00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:58,050 I'm not taking fashion advice from a guy who wears blue shorts for a living. 960 00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:03,882 MAN: (ON TV) Your Honor, I have the sext right here on my phone. 961 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,528 Well, look at you. 962 00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:16,129 - Have a good time tonight, honey. - Stop pressuring me! 963 00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,890 Oh, hey, Hope. Wow, you look great. 964 00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,481 Uh... I'm sorry, I was gonna come inside. 965 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,847 - Why? You need to take a leak? - (CHUCKLES) 966 00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,730 Uh, no, no. I was just trying to be a gentleman. 967 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,211 - Oh. - Oh. 968 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:34,480 Uh, so, uh, I know that your two favorite places to eat 969 00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,131 are the diner and, uh, the food court. 970 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,204 But, you know, since we've been to the diner a lot, 971 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:42,045 I figured that maybe I'd take you to the mall. 972 00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:44,720 Mmm, it's Sunday. The mall closes at 6:00. 973 00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,082 Oh, well, don't you worry about that. 974 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,080 - Why are you being weird? - Sorry if I was weird. 975 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,808 All right, well, just step on it. 976 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,247 I feel my dad watching from the window with stuffing in his mouth. 977 00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:04,761 - BEN: All right. - (TURNS OFF ENGINE) 978 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:07,609 - Okay. Let's go. - Oh, Jesus! 979 00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,011 Ah. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 980 00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,441 - What are you doing? - Isn't that what this is about? 981 00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,564 - You want to fuck a gymnast? - Uh, no. 982 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,611 - Uh... - Oh. 983 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:22,407 Why? 984 00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,928 I'm waiting for marriage. 985 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:29,601 Just how I was raised. That's all. 986 00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:31,561 Uh, but, uh, here. 987 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:34,641 (GRUNTS) 988 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:36,041 Uh... 989 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,248 Yeah. So, grab one of those. 990 00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:43,921 (LAUGHS) 991 00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:45,521 BEN: Yeah. 992 00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:50,481 - BEN: Ta-da! - Weird being in here at night. 993 00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,600 Yeah. Any table you like. 994 00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:01,807 HOPE: Oh. 995 00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,921 A little picnic. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 996 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,365 - Knock yourself out, bro. - Thanks. 997 00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:15,527 - Hi, Hope. - Hi, John. 998 00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:16,681 Hey, Johnny. 999 00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:19,361 What's that smell? 1000 00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:22,601 (GROANS) 1001 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,161 Is something wrong with the candle? 1002 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:27,882 No, it's weird that they'd make a candle out of apples, like... 1003 00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,007 I thought apple was safe. 1004 00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,162 I mean, I haven't met a single person that doesn't like apples. 1005 00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:33,083 A lot of people don't like apples. 1006 00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:36,326 - Sorry... (STUTTERS) - No, no, no. It's fine. 1007 00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:40,961 All right. I got a couple beers here. Let me... 1008 00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:42,891 (BOTTLE OPENS) 1009 00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:44,560 Want to cheers it? 1010 00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:46,888 - Oh. - There you go. 1011 00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:54,007 Sorry, I should have thought of some entertainment or something. 1012 00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:57,006 No, it's... 1013 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:00,566 Do you, um... 1014 00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:02,529 Do you want to play Truth or Dare? 1015 00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:05,964 Yeah, sure. Okay. (CHUCKLES) 1016 00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,405 Truth or dare? 1017 00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:11,691 Uh, what the heck, I'm feeling crazy tonight. Dare. Dare me. 1018 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,251 Steal me a punch card from Steak USA. 1019 00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,683 - Seriously? - Yeah. 1020 00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:22,241 Yeah. 1021 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,161 Kind of have to do it now. That's how it works. 1022 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:29,323 Yeah. Yeah, here we go. Dare time. (CHUCKLES) Watch out. 1023 00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:33,080 (GRUNTS) 1024 00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:35,961 (BEN SIGHS) 1025 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:39,051 - Found 'em! - Punch 'em all out so I get a free steak. 1026 00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:40,360 Yeah, sure. 1027 00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:43,081 (PUNCHER CLICKING) 1028 00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,046 Jesus. (EXHALING) 1029 00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:49,363 There you go. I'm shaking. 1030 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,522 That's like the worst thing you've ever done, right? 1031 00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:52,761 I mean, yeah. That's bad. 1032 00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:55,730 I mean, that's, uh... That's theft. I don't do that. 1033 00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,326 Sorry. I should probably not... Chip my tooth. 1034 00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,610 So, my turn then to ask you? 1035 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,522 - Uh, well, truth or dare? - Dare. 1036 00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:09,088 I dare you to answer the truth. (CHUCKLES) 1037 00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:12,807 - Fine. - Okay. Um... 1038 00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,803 What's the deal with you and Coach P? 1039 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:20,248 'Cause I know when... Before, you guys were real tight. 1040 00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:25,526 - We were. Till she screwed me. - How's that? 1041 00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,490 After my injury, I wanted to compete in the next Games. 1042 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,887 The doctor said I needed a few more months to recover, 1043 00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:37,962 but I didn't want to get rusty. 1044 00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:41,801 So, my dad went and begged Coach P to let me come back. 1045 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,482 - And was she okay with that? - No. 1046 00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:48,370 But it wasn't her fucking future on the line, it was mine. 1047 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,130 Right, yeah, I get that. 1048 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:53,090 Couple weeks later, I'm doing a dismount off the bars. 1049 00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:55,801 Hit the floor again. 1050 00:56:55,880 --> 00:57:00,522 The doctors say six months more rehab, but they're wrong. It's 12. 1051 00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,646 - Oh, geez, that's terrible. - Is this lettuce? 1052 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,570 You don't like lettuce? 1053 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:10,083 I mean, I'm surprised they don't have a candle made out of that. (CHUCKLES) 1054 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:12,849 Lettuce candle? (CHUCKLING) 1055 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:16,890 Hope Greggory. 1056 00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:17,961 (CHUCKLES) 1057 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,249 Anyway, when I came back, 1058 00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:25,051 Coach P pulls me aside and says I should leave on a high note. 1059 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,800 That I'd become a woman during my break, and gymnastics was a little girl's game. 1060 00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:32,326 I mean, what'd you say? 1061 00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,727 - I told her to fuck off and I left. - (SCOFFS) 1062 00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:37,567 Did you talk to her after that, or... 1063 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,008 I've answered, like, 900 truths. 1064 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,287 Sorry. (CHUCKLES) 1065 00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:46,486 - And it's not okay. - I've been a real gumshoe over here. 1066 00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:47,925 Yeah. 1067 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,889 And where were you the night of the... Yeah. 1068 00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,091 - What? - Sorry. 1069 00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:53,969 It's like I was pretending to be a detective or something. 1070 00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,090 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1071 00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:00,484 Uh, that's, uh... 1072 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:03,484 This music was supposed to come on when the candles were... 1073 00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,403 It's fine now. Thanks, John! 1074 00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:07,971 Actually... (CLEARS THROAT) 1075 00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:09,961 Uh... 1076 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:11,731 I was hoping maybe, uh, 1077 00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:16,323 you would want to have a dance with me, Hope Ann. 1078 00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,164 You're not waiting for marriage? 1079 00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,561 Nope. Not for dancing. 1080 00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:23,924 In fact, I will lead. 1081 00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,491 - All right. One more bite. - Okay. 1082 00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:33,370 And is there room for one more... 1083 00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:35,244 Huh. It's... Yeah. 1084 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:42,127 'Cause I got a woman Who I need to get next to... 1085 00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,131 Truth or dare? 1086 00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:46,965 Truth. I've had enough dares for tonight. (CHUCKLES) 1087 00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:51,281 Have you ever tried to stop twitching? No offense, just curious. 1088 00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,005 It's a lot better than what it was. 1089 00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:56,289 But, uh, I mean, nothing's ever worked completely. 1090 00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,485 It's kind of why I never moved forward with gymnastics. 1091 00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:02,486 A few seconds of twitching can really mess you up on the rings. 1092 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,051 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1093 00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:08,284 Gymnasts, you somehow master every single muscle in your body. 1094 00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:11,926 Probably why I like being around it so much. 1095 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:16,289 Kind of makes me feel that that physical control is possible somehow. 1096 00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:22,283 I think it'd be pretty cool if I could inspire other kids to feel like that, too. 1097 00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:24,801 That's kind of why I want to keep the gym going. 1098 00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,042 - It's sorta my dream. (CHUCKLES) - Oh. 1099 00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:30,370 I'm just hoping that Maggie can breathe new life into it 1100 00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:33,166 the same way you did when you were training there. 1101 00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:34,646 Cool. 1102 00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:39,330 - Anyway, we should be dancing like this. - Right. 1103 00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:44,082 Whoa, whoa-oh, oh-oh 1104 00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:48,046 Whoa, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh 1105 00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:49,963 Oh, oh, oh 1106 00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:51,730 - Giving you a semi? - Uh... 1107 00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:53,560 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1108 00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,489 Ah, ah, ah 1109 00:59:58,360 --> 00:59:59,441 (BELL TOLLING) 1110 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:10,801 So, um... 1111 01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,891 We leave for the Games in a few days. 1112 01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:20,090 Keeping Maggie presentation ready. 1113 01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,362 She's sucking less than she did. (CHUCKLES) 1114 01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:32,609 Wish us luck, okay? 1115 01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:38,410 One for my homey. 1116 01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:42,883 Don't worry, it's diet. 1117 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:47,001 No, it's not. I'm not gonna lie to a ghost. Definitely not diet. 1118 01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:48,965 Shit's disgusting. 1119 01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:59,480 All right, you got this. Let's call it a night. Go on, go catch some fireworks. 1120 01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:01,722 Don't stay out too late, we have an early flight. 1121 01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,006 Can I do it one more time? 1122 01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:04,969 Just stand here and I'm gonna do it one more time, okay? 1123 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:06,606 Make it quick. 1124 01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:16,209 Turn the fucking lights back on! I'm not gonna French you! 1125 01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,244 - Maggie! - One sec! 1126 01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:21,645 ALL: Surprise! 1127 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,126 Happy birthday! 1128 01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:25,446 (LAUGHS) Gotcha! 1129 01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:27,486 - We got you! - (ALL LAUGHING) 1130 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,204 STAN: Okay, now, remember, Hope, 1131 01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:31,726 before I ever let you have a piece of birthday cake, 1132 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:34,963 I always gave you a Fourth of July quiz. 1133 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:36,121 Oh, yeah. 1134 01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:37,686 All right, okay, I'll give you an easy one. 1135 01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:42,004 Who did our forefathers declare their independence from? 1136 01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,006 - Their pussy dads. - (AWKWARD LAUGHTER, MURMURING) 1137 01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:47,243 Good one. Um... 1138 01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:51,291 Well, we're so grateful for you, Hope. I mean, you've been an angel. 1139 01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,648 - That's what I keep telling her. - Don't be a poser. 1140 01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:58,243 Well, pretty soon, you two are gonna be posing for the opening ceremony! 1141 01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,566 - Pretty exciting! - Yeah. 1142 01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:02,120 And it kills me that I'm not gonna be there, you know. 1143 01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:05,762 But I talked to my boss, and I'm gonna be in time for the Individuals. 1144 01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:07,166 Well, that's terrific! 1145 01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:08,970 That's all I care about. 1146 01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:10,121 - BEN: That's great. - All right. 1147 01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:12,609 (FIREWORKS POPPING AND WHISTLING) 1148 01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:13,801 (KIDS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY IN DISTANCE) 1149 01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,048 HOPE: Truth or truth? BEN: Truth. 1150 01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:21,440 You like me? 1151 01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:26,766 I do. Very much. 1152 01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:30,446 (BEN CLEARS THROAT) 1153 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:34,800 - Uh, okay. My turn. Uh, truth or truth? - Truth. 1154 01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:38,125 But you can't ask me the same question. Them the rules, Twitchy. 1155 01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:42,210 Did you always know that you were gonna be such a good coach? 1156 01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:43,924 I'm not a coach, I'm an athlete. Dumb question. 1157 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,684 - Ask me another. - Sorry. Um... 1158 01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:48,601 (CHUCKLES) 1159 01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:52,645 Is it true that, uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 1160 01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:56,281 That you tape down your breasts? 1161 01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:00,166 Who told you that? 1162 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,169 - Matt from Sneaker Galaxy? - No, no. 1163 01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:03,691 - Carl from the bar? - No. 1164 01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:05,086 - Gas station Dan? - No. 1165 01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:06,401 - The Roto-Rooter guy? - No. 1166 01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:10,122 - Stacy from Quiznos? - Jesus, no, God, stop. (CHUCKLES) 1167 01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,804 (STAMMERS) That's a list. No. Uh... 1168 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:19,369 I just... I brought it up 'cause, uh, I just wanted to tell you that 1169 01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:23,649 I think that you're super beautiful the way you are. 1170 01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,561 And you don't need to do that. 1171 01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:29,331 You should be proud of yourself. 1172 01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:30,845 (FIREWORKS CONTINUE POPPING IN DISTANCE) 1173 01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:42,563 You look like a windswept phoenix. 1174 01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:47,041 Okay. You ready for a dare? 1175 01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:49,767 Sure. 1176 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,524 All right, close your eyes. 1177 01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:55,251 - Close 'em. Don't be scared. - (CHUCKLES) All right. 1178 01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,401 Okay. 1179 01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:00,770 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1180 01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:03,487 Okay. Uh... 1181 01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:06,046 - Oh. - Oh. 1182 01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:07,929 - You can't do that. - I did. 1183 01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:10,682 - (FIREWORKS CONTINUE POPPING) - (CROWD OOHING IN DISTANCE) 1184 01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:20,602 (O, CANADA PLAYING) 1185 01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:24,961 ♪ ♪ 1186 01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:29,847 O, Canada 1187 01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:33,720 Where pines and maples grow... 1188 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:34,847 MAGGIE: Wow! 1189 01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:36,445 Welcome to the big time. 1190 01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:39,082 Take a look around you. Chinese, 1191 01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:42,846 Japanese, Russian Soviets, Romaniacs. 1192 01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:46,720 - What do they all have in common? - They all support gymnasts! 1193 01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:50,122 No. We've waged wars against all of them. 1194 01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:53,364 - We have? - And who's won all those wars? 1195 01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:56,286 - Well, I guess it would depend on the war. - (BUZZES) 1196 01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:59,728 (CHANTING) USA. USA. 1197 01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:01,684 - Chant that! USA! - USA! 1198 01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:05,009 USA! USA! 1199 01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:08,490 ALL: (CHANTING) USA! USA! 1200 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:10,367 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1201 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,363 You want a... 1202 01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:16,164 You want a hot body? 1203 01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:18,049 You want a Bugatti? 1204 01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:19,724 You want a Maserati? 1205 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:27,764 You better work, bitch 1206 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,365 Now get to work, bitch 1207 01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:31,369 (CROWD CHEERING) 1208 01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:33,761 Ahh 1209 01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:35,046 Now get to work, bitch 1210 01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:38,164 Champion 1211 01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:41,762 Work it hard like it's your profession 1212 01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:43,604 Watch out now 1213 01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:45,603 'Cause here it comes 1214 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,206 Here comes the smasher 1215 01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:50,123 Here comes the master 1216 01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:51,486 Pick up what I'm putting down 1217 01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:53,730 Pick up what I'm putting down 1218 01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:55,930 You want a hot body? 1219 01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:57,845 You want a Bugatti? 1220 01:05:58,040 --> 01:05:59,166 You better work, bitch 1221 01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:01,206 You better work, bitch 1222 01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:03,280 You better work, bitch 1223 01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:04,881 You better work, bitch 1224 01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:06,926 Now get to work, bitch 1225 01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:13,127 Ahh 1226 01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:14,725 Now get to work, bitch 1227 01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:18,088 Spread the word 1228 01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:19,521 Go call the police 1229 01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:21,646 Go call the governor 1230 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:23,640 I bring the treble 1231 01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:25,605 Don't mean to trouble ya 1232 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:27,326 I make the governor 1233 01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:28,961 Call me the governor 1234 01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:31,086 I am the bad bitch 1235 01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:32,687 The bitch that you'll never know 1236 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:40,048 Break it off, break it down 1237 01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:43,764 (CROWD CHEERING) 1238 01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:49,323 HEATH: Painting the picture, I'm sensing there's a podium in the future 1239 01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:50,885 for Mighty Maggie, Olga. 1240 01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:55,683 OLGA: What is truly remarkable is all that she's had to overcome 1241 01:06:55,760 --> 01:07:00,800 following the tragic loss of her longtime coach, Eleyna Pavleck. 1242 01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:03,407 I think Coach P would be super proud of you. 1243 01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:05,604 We make a good team, co-pilot. 1244 01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:08,240 - Did I just get promoted? (CHUCKLES) - Don't get cocky. 1245 01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:09,321 (LAUGHS) 1246 01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:12,841 Oh. 1247 01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:15,289 You gotta a little, uh... 1248 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,641 Sorry, I didn't ask permission. I know how you hate that mushy stuff. 1249 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:23,686 It's not that. 1250 01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:29,122 I still don't get why the Commie killed herself. 1251 01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:32,285 Sometimes I think if, um... 1252 01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:37,169 If I'd just done things differently, maybe she'd still be alive. 1253 01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:40,327 Oh, no, come on, Hope, it's got nothing to do with you. 1254 01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:41,647 Then why? 1255 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:45,566 (SIGHS) Honestly, I think it was 'cause of her drinking. 1256 01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:50,407 I mean, she'd really throw 'em back there. That, and she was flat broke. 1257 01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:54,644 I mean, her house was being foreclosed on. I mean, she was in a ton of debt. 1258 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:58,402 Didn't she co-own the gym with your dad? Where'd that money go? 1259 01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:02,280 Oh, uh... (SIGHS) I didn't want to distract you with this, 1260 01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:04,522 - but, uh, the gym's pretty much going under. - What? 1261 01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:07,406 So, Coach P had no money, like, stashed somewhere? 1262 01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:09,568 - Like, $500,000, maybe? - (CHUCKLES) 1263 01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,646 - Hope, that's like half a million dollars. - I know. 1264 01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:17,691 Well, my dad said that she was actually in debt to the government. 1265 01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:19,531 She had nothing. 1266 01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:26,685 Bradley, I'd let you swim in the pool, but I think the chlorine content's too high. 1267 01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:28,251 (BANGING ON DOOR) 1268 01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:31,285 Hi, honey. We were just going for a swim. 1269 01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:34,887 What the fuck is going on? You need to call that will trustee guy now! 1270 01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:37,168 Ben just said that Coach P was flat broke! 1271 01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:39,164 He's wrong, right? She must have had some money 1272 01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:42,005 in, like, some offshore Florida accounts, or some shit! 1273 01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:45,485 Well, honey, it's after 5:00. I doubt he's there now. 1274 01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:46,886 Call him anyway! 1275 01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:49,880 What's his name? 1276 01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:53,963 What's his name? 1277 01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:57,003 Hope, 1278 01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:00,923 there's something I need to talk to you about. Can you sit down? 1279 01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:03,361 I don't want to sit down. What? 1280 01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:10,091 (SIGHS) 1281 01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:17,090 There is no money, Hope. 1282 01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:20,563 What the fuck are you talking about? 1283 01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:24,849 I wrote the suicide note. 1284 01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:29,124 You killed Coach P? 1285 01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:32,566 No. 1286 01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:36,884 No, I wrote the letter after I heard that Coach P had killed herself. 1287 01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:40,089 (PANTING) 1288 01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:43,762 You are a sick fucking man. 1289 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:46,850 I just didn't know what else to do with you! 1290 01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:50,322 It was my one shot to get you to do something with your life. 1291 01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:55,691 For you to be happy again, and for me to get my sweet little girl back. 1292 01:09:56,120 --> 01:10:00,205 Do something with my life? How about I'm a national fucking hero! 1293 01:10:00,440 --> 01:10:01,805 Yes. You were. 1294 01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:05,607 I am! You are nothing! 1295 01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:10,408 You are a bitch! Now shut your mouth before I shut it for you! 1296 01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:23,648 (SIGHS) Hope. 1297 01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:29,931 You got injured. 1298 01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:36,611 You had a dream to get back out there that your body couldn't handle. 1299 01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:43,010 It was brutal to have your time cut short, and (STUTTERS) it broke you. 1300 01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:45,290 And it broke my heart. 1301 01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:50,444 (SIGHS) But someone had to tear down those walls 1302 01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:52,648 that you put up before it was too late. 1303 01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:05,009 I'd say I was sorry, but I'm not. 1304 01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:09,923 'Cause for the first time in years, I've seen glimpses of the old Hope, 1305 01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,525 and she's wonderful. 1306 01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:13,970 You're so good at coaching. 1307 01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:18,090 I think you even like it. 1308 01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:21,490 I was doing it for the money. 1309 01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:24,969 I don't believe that's still true. 1310 01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:27,050 Let me get this straight. 1311 01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:31,928 I take months out of my life, 1312 01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:36,246 teach this wannabe everything I know, 1313 01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:40,168 so that everyone in Amherst can forget about me. 1314 01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:43,921 For nothing. 1315 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,290 Great job, Dad. 1316 01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:55,241 You really made my life so much better. 1317 01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:00,485 ♪ ♪ 1318 01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:12,281 (SLURPING) 1319 01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:13,691 HEATH: (ON TV) Let's go down on the floor right now 1320 01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:14,727 with Awesome Dawes-on. 1321 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:15,926 - BARTENDER: Want another? - What can we expect in 1322 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,809 the Women's Finals tomorrow, Dominique? 1323 01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:20,008 Well, both Christa Carpenter and Mighty Maggie 1324 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,845 have a legitimate shot at winning an individual gold medal. 1325 01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:25,969 It could come down to their final event, which is the floor exercise. 1326 01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:27,041 (SIGHS) 1327 01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:31,525 Your girl is doing good. 1328 01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:35,765 Your little demon is, too. 1329 01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:38,562 Hey, if Maggie medals, who knows? 1330 01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:40,881 You might have a future on the US Team coaching staff. 1331 01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,084 Great. 1332 01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:48,808 I see you got your dream killers on display tonight. 1333 01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:52,967 (CHUCKLES) You look good. 1334 01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:56,644 (SIGHS) 1335 01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:58,245 You got nice cans. 1336 01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:04,968 White Russian? Really? 1337 01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:08,009 Two tequilas. 1338 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,287 HOPE: I don't know why you make me so uncomfortable, Lance. 1339 01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:27,731 (GLASSES CLINK) 1340 01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:32,481 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1341 01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:35,891 (GROANS) 1342 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,081 ♪ ♪ 1343 01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:41,080 (LANCE PANTING) 1344 01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:47,050 Okay, okay 1345 01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:48,730 He's got my number and... 1346 01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:49,801 (EXHALES) 1347 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:51,001 Gimme that gold. 1348 01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:52,081 (GRUNTS) 1349 01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:53,571 Here I am 1350 01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:55,369 Either you make the time 1351 01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:58,442 Or just forget me 1352 01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:00,841 (BOTH GRUNT) 1353 01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:03,723 I'm not, I'm not 1354 01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:05,450 Trying to run your life 1355 01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:06,601 (MOANING) 1356 01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:07,966 That's why, that's why 1357 01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:09,530 I'm nobody's wife 1358 01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:12,121 But when I want, when I want it 1359 01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:14,363 You gotta be ready... 1360 01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:15,521 Pommel horse gold. 1361 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,240 - (GRUNTS) - (MOANS) 1362 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:19,406 I don't want it all the time... 1363 01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:22,370 - Is that all you got, Tucker? - I got so much for you, baby. 1364 01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:23,801 (GRUNTS) 1365 01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:25,803 I better be satisfied 1366 01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:28,804 So give it to me right 1367 01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:31,770 Or don't give it to me at all 1368 01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:37,889 I don't think you understand 1369 01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:41,327 How real it is for me to find a man 1370 01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:42,401 Who thinks he can 1371 01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:45,404 So give it to me right 1372 01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:48,484 Or don't give it to me at all 1373 01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:50,881 Yeah, yeah 1374 01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:52,371 Give it to me right 1375 01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:53,441 (GRUNTS) 1376 01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:54,760 Yeah, yeah 1377 01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:56,842 Give it to me right 1378 01:14:56,920 --> 01:14:58,490 Yeah, yeah 1379 01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:00,081 Give it to me right 1380 01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:02,121 ♪ ♪ 1381 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,764 ♪ ♪ 1382 01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:14,682 Don't sway your back. That's better. 1383 01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:15,927 BEN: Hey there, Maggie. 1384 01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:17,851 Oh, hey, Ben. 1385 01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:20,571 - I got you some tape in case you need it. - Oh, thank you. 1386 01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:23,886 BEN: All right. Good luck out there. MAGGIE: Thanks. (CHUCKLES) 1387 01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:25,644 Hey. 1388 01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:28,166 I thought I was the one that showed up everywhere late. 1389 01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:32,440 (SNIFFS) Yeah, well, I didn't get too much sleep last night. 1390 01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:33,681 Why? 1391 01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:37,124 Afraid the cops are after you for stealing that punch card? 1392 01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:41,246 No. I, uh... 1393 01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:45,569 I swung by your room last night. I saw that you had company. 1394 01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:55,442 That's weird. You sure you had the right room? 1395 01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:57,887 - 'Cause I was in there... - Drop the act, Hope. 1396 01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:02,040 I saw you there. 1397 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:08,370 Look, I'll stick around for Maggie, but, uh, we're done. 1398 01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:09,441 (SIGHS) 1399 01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:10,806 Twitchy, I... 1400 01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:16,049 Oh, man, you look as tired as I feel. 1401 01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:17,286 Boned ol' Greggory last night. 1402 01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:18,885 Stay the fuck away from him, Lance. 1403 01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:20,970 Oh, shit. 1404 01:16:21,440 --> 01:16:24,046 I'm sorry. I didn't know you two were a thing. 1405 01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:28,004 - We're not. - Good. 1406 01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:31,324 Because she was a bad lay in '04 as she was last night. 1407 01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:33,602 You're pathetic, Lance. 1408 01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:34,801 (CHUCKLES) 1409 01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:37,451 You're a fucking joke. Yeah. 1410 01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:41,329 I hope he was worth it. 1411 01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:43,606 (WHISPERS) Fuck. 1412 01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:46,766 Why do you try to ruin everything that's good in my life? 1413 01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:49,366 Really, Lance, what the hell did I ever do to you? 1414 01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:53,802 All of America talking about your fucking bronze. 1415 01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:55,291 Third place. 1416 01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:56,686 I won gold and silver. 1417 01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:58,968 And everyone's got a hard-on for Hope's miracle. 1418 01:16:59,080 --> 01:17:01,890 Well, because of you, I'm never gonna get that moment back. 1419 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,241 And I will damn well make sure you don't either. 1420 01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:06,961 I had no control over what people talked about. 1421 01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:08,201 Take that up with the god of gymnastics. 1422 01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:10,442 I am the fucking god of gymnastics! 1423 01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:14,964 You're talking to fucking Zeus. I made my own destiny. 1424 01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:19,329 And not on milking some pity vote for fame and glory over one lucky accident. 1425 01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:21,721 But by consistency of excellence. 1426 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:25,082 You think you're gonna show me up again? 1427 01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:27,529 Hell fucking no. 1428 01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:31,008 And pretty soon, that beat-up nostalgia train you've been riding since 2004 1429 01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:33,128 is gonna come to a pathetic and useless halt. 1430 01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:35,242 (SNIFFS) Ah... 1431 01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:36,890 Can't fucking wait. 1432 01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:45,525 LANCE: I want you to know I talked to your mom. 1433 01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:48,888 I'm watching out for you. Okay. 1434 01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:54,007 Looking hot, Maggie. I like that stretch. Don't forget that other leg. 1435 01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:57,963 DAWES: So, Coach, Maggie's heading into her final signature event. 1436 01:17:58,080 --> 01:17:59,605 And although it's a tight race, 1437 01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:02,763 it appears as if a spot on the podium is Maggie's to lose. 1438 01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:05,001 Yep. 1439 01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:07,401 Well, it was 12 years ago when you yourself were here. 1440 01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:09,887 Both of you from the same small town, 1441 01:18:10,480 --> 01:18:14,280 it looks as if Amherst, Ohio, will have a new hometown hero. 1442 01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:16,927 How do you feel about sharing that legacy? 1443 01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:20,886 Coach? 1444 01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:22,321 (SCOFFS) 1445 01:18:22,440 --> 01:18:24,807 We shared a few things, right, Dominique? Right? 1446 01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:28,129 Like that, uh, Brazilian javelin thrower? (CHUCKLES) 1447 01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:29,725 He knew how to throw a javelin. (CHUCKLES) 1448 01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:31,643 - Um... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) - You were an animal that night. 1449 01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:32,761 (TONE BEEPS) 1450 01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:33,921 ♪ ♪ 1451 01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:37,170 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENTS) 1452 01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:38,844 (RINGTONE PLAYING) 1453 01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:44,241 - Hi. - Yeah, hi, Hope. 1454 01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:45,765 I'm up at the top in a box. 1455 01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:47,888 I think I saw Maggie looking for me earlier. 1456 01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:49,047 Can you just... (INHALES SHARPLY) 1457 01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:54,200 Can you tell her that I'm here, I'm cheering, and I am so, so proud of her? 1458 01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:56,201 Yep. 1459 01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:57,521 Yeah... Oh. 1460 01:18:58,440 --> 01:19:01,489 Maggie, your mom just called. She said she's here and she loves you. 1461 01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:03,161 What? 1462 01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:04,770 (CROWD CHEERING) Maggie! Maggie! 1463 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,162 - (CHANTING) Maggie! Maggie! Maggie! - MAGGIE: Hope? 1464 01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:09,169 Hope, what did you say about my mom? 1465 01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:12,081 ♪ ♪ 1466 01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:19,647 (EXCITED CHATTER) 1467 01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:21,927 - Maggie! - Maggie! 1468 01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:23,525 Hope, what about my mom? 1469 01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:28,446 Your mom isn't here. Her plane crashed. 1470 01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:29,767 Wait, what? 1471 01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:32,650 She's with Coach P, taking the ol' dirt nap. 1472 01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:35,371 - What? - Welcome to the motherless daughter club. 1473 01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:37,046 (SOBS) No. 1474 01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:38,806 ANNOUNCER: Maggie Townsend. 1475 01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:42,202 HEATH: The gold medal is at stake now, with China's Han Li Chung 1476 01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:43,930 currently clinging to first place, 1477 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:46,480 and Christa Carpenter of the United States narrowing second. 1478 01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:48,369 - (SOBS) No, please! - You have the rest of your life to cry. 1479 01:19:48,480 --> 01:19:50,209 No, I don't! Don't make me do it! Please! 1480 01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:55,761 HEATH: I'm looking forward to see what she brings to the stage right now, Nina. 1481 01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:56,841 NINA: As am I, Heath. 1482 01:19:56,920 --> 01:20:00,288 Maggie always brings such an incredible mix of grace and athleticism. 1483 01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:01,805 She is just joy to watch and... 1484 01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:03,405 - Oh, that's gonna be at least... - (MAGGIE SOBS) 1485 01:20:03,480 --> 01:20:04,925 ...a three-tenths point deduction. 1486 01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:07,487 HEATH: You know, I talked to Coach Greggory earlier today 1487 01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:12,248 and she said that Maggie has a tendency to be a whiny vagina. 1488 01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:13,885 MAGGIE: Hope, what about my mom? 1489 01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:23,081 Your mom's here. 1490 01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:24,241 (CHUCKLES) 1491 01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:28,240 (LAUGHS) There's my baby! Hi, Maggie! 1492 01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:30,768 Look it! That's mine! She's my daughter! 1493 01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:32,041 (LAUGHS) 1494 01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:35,243 I'm not gonna be a janitor anymore! Maggie! 1495 01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:38,128 - She said she loves you. - ANNOUNCER: Now on the floor, 1496 01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:40,726 from the United States, Maggie Townsend. 1497 01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:41,927 - (CROWD CHEERING) - All right. 1498 01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:46,930 Spring from your toes, and trust you're gonna have enough momentum. 1499 01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:51,606 - Stop annoying me and, um, go for it. - (CHUCKLES) 1500 01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:55,725 - (CHUCKLES) - (CROWD CHEERING) 1501 01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:56,921 ♪ ♪ 1502 01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:22,800 ♪ ♪ 1503 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:46,001 ♪ ♪ 1504 01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:03,321 ♪ ♪ 1505 01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:25,889 (CROWD CHEERING) 1506 01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:28,681 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 1507 01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:41,609 - (AMPLIFIED HEARTBEAT) - (CROWD CHEERING) 1508 01:22:57,720 --> 01:22:59,848 - (CROWD CHEERING) - (LAUGHS) 1509 01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:01,285 Oh, my God. 1510 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:08,324 CROWD: (CHANTING) USA! USA! USA! 1511 01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:14,570 MAN: Maggie! 1512 01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:15,761 ♪ ♪ 1513 01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:19,931 CROWD: (CHANTING) USA! USA! USA! 1514 01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:22,321 (MOUTHING) 1515 01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:25,321 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 1516 01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:29,202 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1517 01:23:31,480 --> 01:23:33,881 REPORTER: Maggie! Maggie! 1518 01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:35,811 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 1519 01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:45,561 ♪ ♪ 1520 01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:11,209 - Hey, Doris. - Hey, Hope. 1521 01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:12,930 DORIS: I saw you coming across the street. 1522 01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:15,048 There you go. (CHUCKLES) 1523 01:24:16,040 --> 01:24:19,249 So, when's Miss Maggie coming back exactly? 1524 01:24:19,640 --> 01:24:21,608 She's still in Toronto doing press. 1525 01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:24,251 I heard the mayor's office is getting the parade together, 1526 01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:25,970 which'll be a hoot. 1527 01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:29,166 Oh, look. It's Mighty Maggie. 1528 01:24:31,640 --> 01:24:33,085 This is a dream, really. 1529 01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:36,164 And, you know, I was taught that this is a team effort 1530 01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:38,004 and to always credit my coach first. 1531 01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:42,324 So, this gold medal, I owe it to you, Hope Greggory. (CHUCKLES) 1532 01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:44,040 Thank you. Um... 1533 01:24:44,320 --> 01:24:46,448 (SIGHS) With that being said, 1534 01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:50,121 I have a responsibility to myself to take advantage of every opportunity 1535 01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:53,010 that being a global brand offers while training for my next victory. 1536 01:24:53,400 --> 01:24:56,006 I need someone in my corner that sees the big picture, 1537 01:24:56,080 --> 01:24:57,320 that has a vision for me. 1538 01:24:57,400 --> 01:25:01,086 Not just with my athletic talents, but for my entire career. 1539 01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:04,609 After many long discussions with my mom following my victory, 1540 01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:07,968 I have learned that it takes a gold medalist to understand one. 1541 01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:12,491 That's why my mom and I will be moving to Los Angeles, California, 1542 01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:14,881 and I will start training with my brand-new coach 1543 01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:17,486 and fellow gold medalist, Lance Tucker. 1544 01:25:17,560 --> 01:25:18,800 (LAUGHS) 1545 01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:20,966 (CAMERAS CLICKING OVER TV) 1546 01:25:21,040 --> 01:25:23,008 That fucking bitch. 1547 01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:26,004 (GIGGLES) Thank you. Thank you. 1548 01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:28,449 (DOOR OPENS, BELLS JINGLE) 1549 01:25:29,720 --> 01:25:30,881 (DOOR CLOSES) 1550 01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:45,563 - Hey. - Hey. 1551 01:25:48,320 --> 01:25:50,971 You hear about that ungrateful little bitch? 1552 01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:55,005 If you're referring to Maggie, uh, yeah. I heard she won't be coming back. 1553 01:25:55,640 --> 01:25:57,927 She didn't even say it to my face. 1554 01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:00,890 - Yeah. - I didn't see that coming. 1555 01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:05,926 (SIGHS) Yeah, I don't think we did. 1556 01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:09,771 Fuck her, right? Who needs her? 1557 01:26:10,720 --> 01:26:11,721 (SIGHS) 1558 01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:13,525 The gym did. 1559 01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:17,491 She was our last hope to keep this place going. 1560 01:26:17,560 --> 01:26:19,562 Bank's taking it on Monday, so... 1561 01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:23,251 I guess that'll give us some more time to hang out. 1562 01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:25,611 Really, Hope? 1563 01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:28,366 Grow up. 1564 01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:31,604 Just grow up. 1565 01:26:38,440 --> 01:26:39,771 (EXCITED CHATTER) 1566 01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:42,841 I am soaring right now. 1567 01:26:47,920 --> 01:26:51,129 Hey, isn't that other gymnast girl supposed to be signing pictures today? 1568 01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:53,601 - Why are you talking so much? - Yep. 1569 01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:56,804 Sorry, everybody, Mighty Maggie is a no-show! 1570 01:26:57,560 --> 01:26:59,801 JOHN: I'm very sorry. MAN: I came all the way from Akron! 1571 01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:00,881 (CROWD BOOING) 1572 01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:03,686 JOHN: I'm sorry, I'm very sorry! It's a no-show! 1573 01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:05,962 She will not be here today! 1574 01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:08,646 Breaks my heart, too! It really does. 1575 01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:10,890 Thank you very much. 1576 01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:12,561 ♪ ♪ 1577 01:27:20,720 --> 01:27:21,926 What are you doing? 1578 01:27:26,240 --> 01:27:27,810 HOPE: (OVER MIC) Check, check. MAN: Who's that? 1579 01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:30,641 (CROWD QUIETS) 1580 01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:34,685 Maggie Townsend. 1581 01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:37,729 Maggie Townsend, folks. 1582 01:27:39,320 --> 01:27:42,085 The butterfly has left the nest. 1583 01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:46,961 (LAUGHS) 1584 01:27:48,320 --> 01:27:53,121 I'm not gonna stand up here and pretend it doesn't hurt like fucking hell. 1585 01:27:55,040 --> 01:27:59,204 Sometimes we hurt people when we're balls deep in our own bullshit. 1586 01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:06,890 Sometimes it feels like we can't get out of that. 1587 01:28:09,600 --> 01:28:11,807 But it doesn't mean it's game over. 1588 01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:18,047 Throughout history, those who are truly great, have stepped up. 1589 01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:21,490 Just like all of you. 1590 01:28:22,520 --> 01:28:24,841 You give me a smile or a wave. 1591 01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:28,929 Or sometimes you break the celebrity boundary and come up to me, 1592 01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:32,721 tell me about where you were on the day I made this country proud. 1593 01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:38,123 There is a reason I call this town my home. 1594 01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:44,043 'Cause you fuckers remind me of who I am. 1595 01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:49,564 And who I can be. 1596 01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:51,961 ♪ ♪ 1597 01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:56,286 I am 1598 01:28:59,920 --> 01:29:01,570 Coach Hope. 1599 01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,001 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 1600 01:29:10,680 --> 01:29:11,727 Hi, sweetie. 1601 01:29:12,440 --> 01:29:16,411 - I heard about Maggie. I'm so sorry. - Yep. 1602 01:29:18,360 --> 01:29:21,682 Listen, I have a few things I need to attend to tomorrow morning. 1603 01:29:22,120 --> 01:29:24,168 Can I count on you to make me Bisquick? 1604 01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:27,166 Or will you write me a letter from my dead coach saying it'll happen, 1605 01:29:27,240 --> 01:29:29,049 and then it'll all be a lie? 1606 01:29:29,440 --> 01:29:31,886 I should have never betrayed your trust. 1607 01:29:33,360 --> 01:29:35,647 - And I never will again. - Yep. 1608 01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:41,843 - STAN: You want me to wake you? - Nope. Got it. 1609 01:29:49,120 --> 01:29:50,406 Thank you, Dad. 1610 01:29:53,400 --> 01:29:54,401 ♪ ♪ 1611 01:30:03,160 --> 01:30:06,164 - DORIS: All right, I'll be right back. - (CELL PHONE RINGING) 1612 01:30:16,320 --> 01:30:18,846 - BEN: Hello? - Twitchy, so glad you picked up. 1613 01:30:18,920 --> 01:30:21,241 - What? - Meet me at the gym in 20 minutes. 1614 01:30:21,320 --> 01:30:23,926 - There is no more gym. - No, I know. 1615 01:30:24,280 --> 01:30:28,001 Just meet me there and I promise I'll never ask you for anything again. 1616 01:30:28,080 --> 01:30:29,206 Please, Twitchy. 1617 01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:31,807 It's an emergency. Thank you. 1618 01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:39,443 All right, uniforms are mandatory, people. They are $50 each. 1619 01:30:39,520 --> 01:30:41,522 $100 with an autograph. 1620 01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:44,525 No refunds, no exchanges, and I don't have change, 1621 01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:46,967 so whatever extra you give me, I will keep as a donation. 1622 01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:55,009 Hang tight. It's just gonna be a few more minutes 1623 01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:57,048 and then we'll get inside and I'll show... 1624 01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:00,166 - Hi. - Hey. 1625 01:31:00,360 --> 01:31:01,361 HOPE: Great. 1626 01:31:01,560 --> 01:31:02,561 After you. 1627 01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:05,883 - About time. You're, like, 20 minutes late. - Yeah. 1628 01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:09,008 That's for you. All of it. 1629 01:31:09,960 --> 01:31:11,564 - Jesus. - Come on. 1630 01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,650 Uh, I need you to unlock the doors. 1631 01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:17,722 Okay, what's going on? 1632 01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:20,963 What's going on is you're being very unprofessional 1633 01:31:21,040 --> 01:31:23,441 by not unlocking the doors for all these nice people 1634 01:31:23,520 --> 01:31:24,885 who are here for gymnastics lessons. 1635 01:31:25,720 --> 01:31:27,643 Hope, I don't know what's happening. 1636 01:31:27,840 --> 01:31:31,481 All right. I've prepared a statement. Just wait right there. 1637 01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:39,245 "Yesterday at the mall, I instructed all these people to come here today. 1638 01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:41,368 "Point to all the people." Yeah... 1639 01:31:42,280 --> 01:31:43,281 So, that's... 1640 01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:46,571 - These are the people that have come. - I understand. 1641 01:31:47,240 --> 01:31:48,241 (SIGHS) 1642 01:31:50,080 --> 01:31:53,448 "So, this is where we met, at this gym years ago. 1643 01:31:53,760 --> 01:31:56,286 "Keeping it alive is my gift to you. 1644 01:31:57,080 --> 01:31:58,844 "And it won't suck for me either. 1645 01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:03,410 "I would like to say to you now that I am so sorry, co-pilot. 1646 01:32:05,400 --> 01:32:07,402 "When you win a medal the way that I did, 1647 01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:11,287 "you start to believe that nothing will be better than that feeling. 1648 01:32:11,600 --> 01:32:16,367 "But each moment I've had with you, it tops that, each and every time." 1649 01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:20,245 It's true. 1650 01:32:20,760 --> 01:32:24,287 "Hurting you was the most dumb-ass thing that I've ever done. 1651 01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:25,646 "Will you please forgive me? 1652 01:32:25,800 --> 01:32:28,121 "A-plus on spelling. Good luck, Hope. Love, Dad." 1653 01:32:28,360 --> 01:32:30,362 Fuck. That... That last sentence wasn't for you. 1654 01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:32,290 My dad spellchecked, but I wrote it all myself. 1655 01:32:32,600 --> 01:32:35,683 You can see that's in my handwriting, and then that's in my dad's handwriting, so... 1656 01:32:35,760 --> 01:32:37,808 - I believe you. - Uh, okay. 1657 01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:41,610 - You could have that. - Thank you. (CHUCKLES) 1658 01:32:42,480 --> 01:32:44,164 - Um... - (CLEARS THROAT) 1659 01:32:44,240 --> 01:32:45,401 Truth. 1660 01:32:47,160 --> 01:32:49,447 I am really, really sorry. 1661 01:32:51,320 --> 01:32:53,527 And I really, really like you. 1662 01:32:57,640 --> 01:32:58,641 (SNIFFS) 1663 01:32:58,800 --> 01:33:03,283 Well, yeah. I mean, it really, really sucked. 1664 01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:07,728 You really, really hurt me. 1665 01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:09,001 (SIGHS) 1666 01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:13,481 But also, uh, truth. 1667 01:33:15,680 --> 01:33:18,001 I've always really, really liked you. 1668 01:33:20,640 --> 01:33:24,645 And I really, really forgive you. 1669 01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:28,371 Good call, Ben. 1670 01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:31,646 That's the first time you called me "Ben." (CHUCKLES) 1671 01:33:32,840 --> 01:33:33,841 ♪ ♪ 1672 01:33:34,360 --> 01:33:36,522 Actually, uh, I prefer "Twitchy." 1673 01:33:36,880 --> 01:33:37,881 (GRUNTS AND CHUCKLES) 1674 01:33:38,040 --> 01:33:39,371 - That was a fake one. - Oh. 1675 01:33:39,440 --> 01:33:40,646 That was real. 1676 01:33:48,360 --> 01:33:49,361 Why, oh, why... 1677 01:33:51,040 --> 01:33:53,281 - BEN: Nope. - Please. Just a little. 1678 01:33:53,360 --> 01:33:54,885 - (KIDS LAUGHING) - HOPE: Why not? 1679 01:33:56,600 --> 01:34:01,049 Why did I ever leave Ohio? 1680 01:34:04,880 --> 01:34:11,286 Why did I wander To find what lies yonder 1681 01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:18,643 When life was so cozy at home? 1682 01:34:21,400 --> 01:34:26,122 Wondering while I wander 1683 01:34:29,760 --> 01:34:32,650 Why did I fly? 1684 01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:36,770 Why did I roam? 1685 01:34:38,160 --> 01:34:44,327 Oh, why, oh, why, oh Did I leave Ohio? 1686 01:34:46,840 --> 01:34:52,847 Maybe I'd better go 1687 01:34:53,520 --> 01:34:55,443 Home 1688 01:35:02,040 --> 01:35:04,327 HOPE: (RAPPING) First name, Hope Middle name, Annabelle 1689 01:35:04,400 --> 01:35:07,165 Third name, Greggory Last name, Bring 'em Hell 1690 01:35:07,240 --> 01:35:09,971 STAN: (ECHOES) Hope! 1691 01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:13,564 Hopey! 1692 01:35:13,800 --> 01:35:15,643 HOPE: Dad, get out of my room, I'm rapping. 1693 01:35:16,280 --> 01:35:18,203 Fuck you, fuck them, and fuck that 1694 01:35:18,280 --> 01:35:20,806 WOMAN: (RAPPING) I'm like, fuck you, fuck her, fuck them 1695 01:35:20,880 --> 01:35:23,042 Fuck a medal, I got Hope, Blonde money in 1696 01:35:23,120 --> 01:35:25,566 I'm like, fuck you, fuck her, fuck them 1697 01:35:25,640 --> 01:35:28,041 Fuck a medal, I got Hope Blonde money in 1698 01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:30,407 'Cause we don't wanna fuck with you 1699 01:35:30,480 --> 01:35:33,086 Making money, cashing out like I'm supposed to 1700 01:35:33,160 --> 01:35:34,730 We don't wanna fuck with you 1701 01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:36,165 LANCE: White Russian, really? 1702 01:35:36,280 --> 01:35:37,805 WOMAN: ...back bitch 1703 01:35:37,960 --> 01:35:40,201 HOPE: City of Ohio, State of Amherst 1704 01:35:40,280 --> 01:35:42,248 When I was just a baby, lost my mother to a hearse 1705 01:35:42,320 --> 01:35:43,321 LANCE: Excuse me? 1706 01:35:43,400 --> 01:35:44,845 HOPE: Fuck you, fuck them, and fuck that 1707 01:35:44,920 --> 01:35:47,491 If I said it then, I said it, I ain't taking it back 1708 01:35:47,600 --> 01:35:49,602 Fuck you, fuck them, and fuck that 1709 01:35:49,720 --> 01:35:52,291 Gotta lock it from your key that I stole from your crack 1710 01:35:52,360 --> 01:35:54,727 Dad's name is Stan, Post General wussy 1711 01:35:54,800 --> 01:35:57,167 His fish's name is Bradley and that fish is a pussy 1712 01:35:57,240 --> 01:35:59,447 Fuck you, fuck them, and fuck that 1713 01:35:59,520 --> 01:36:01,602 I be snorting... while you be smoking crack 1714 01:36:01,680 --> 01:36:04,047 WOMAN: (RAPPING) No one can stop her, 'cause she's a winner 1715 01:36:04,120 --> 01:36:06,088 HOPE: Yeah, I am WOMAN: Blonde hair, don't care, go-getter 1716 01:36:06,160 --> 01:36:08,766 Finger in the fist Fuck her in the pussy 1717 01:36:08,840 --> 01:36:10,763 Have her whistle like Ricky, I love Lucy 1718 01:36:10,840 --> 01:36:12,365 HOPE: Who's that? WOMAN: She like this one dude 1719 01:36:12,440 --> 01:36:13,680 And he's geeky 1720 01:36:13,760 --> 01:36:15,603 When he nervous, he starts twitching, call him Twitchy 1721 01:36:15,680 --> 01:36:18,126 HOPE: Deformity problem WOMAN: Finna soda... fuck you 1722 01:36:18,200 --> 01:36:19,611 Fuck you, yo, blow the pussy 1723 01:36:19,680 --> 01:36:21,045 And your... too (VOCALIZES) 1724 01:36:21,120 --> 01:36:23,248 I'm like, fuck you, fuck her, fuck them 1725 01:36:23,320 --> 01:36:25,561 Fuck a medal, I got Hope, Blonde money in 1726 01:36:25,640 --> 01:36:27,961 I'm like, fuck you, fuck her, fuck them 1727 01:36:28,040 --> 01:36:30,122 Fuck a medal, I got Hope Blonde money in 1728 01:36:30,200 --> 01:36:32,248 HOPE: Fuck that WOMAN: We don't wanna fuck with you 1729 01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:33,367 HOPE: No, you don't 1730 01:36:33,440 --> 01:36:35,488 WOMAN: Making money, cashing out like I'm supposed to 1731 01:36:35,600 --> 01:36:37,602 - We don't wanna fuck with you - HOPE: No, you don't 1732 01:36:37,680 --> 01:36:39,967 WOMAN: Making money, cashing out like we're supposed to 1733 01:36:40,040 --> 01:36:42,441 HOPE: On the high bar now, Perfect 10, perfect... 1734 01:36:42,520 --> 01:36:45,126 Doing Twitchy till he's sticky, then I do it again 1735 01:36:45,200 --> 01:36:47,282 Fuck what you've heard Believe what you see 1736 01:36:47,360 --> 01:36:49,647 Rocked the bronze so hard, you think I'm Avril Lavigne 1737 01:36:49,720 --> 01:36:51,882 I'm a boss-ass bitch Check the resume, son 1738 01:36:51,960 --> 01:36:55,521 I brought that bronze home, homie What the fuck have you done? 1739 01:36:55,600 --> 01:36:58,285 I'll wait Waiting 1740 01:36:58,360 --> 01:37:01,489 STAN: Hope, your grilled cheese is ready! 1741 01:37:01,560 --> 01:37:03,961 HOPE: If your dad wakes you up Let me give you advice 1742 01:37:04,040 --> 01:37:06,725 Knock that meal-bitch down So he doesn't ring twice 1743 01:37:06,840 --> 01:37:08,842 STAN: Hope Annabelle, let's de-escalate, shall we? 1744 01:37:08,920 --> 01:37:11,161 HOPE: Need a tight, hot mama with a brand new bag 1745 01:37:11,240 --> 01:37:13,846 Hardly ever get my flow, so I'm not on the rag 1746 01:37:13,920 --> 01:37:16,048 F-U-C-K-Y-O-U 1747 01:37:16,120 --> 01:37:17,360 I'm a boss-bitch 1748 01:37:17,440 --> 01:37:18,441 WOMAN: Thought you knew 1749 01:37:18,560 --> 01:37:20,847 I'm like, fuck you, fuck her, fuck them 1750 01:37:20,920 --> 01:37:23,048 Fuck a medal, I got Hope, Blonde money in 1751 01:37:23,120 --> 01:37:25,691 I'm like, fuck you, fuck her, fuck them 1752 01:37:25,760 --> 01:37:28,001 Fuck a medal, I got Hope Blonde money in 1753 01:37:28,080 --> 01:37:30,560 - 'Cause we don't wanna fuck with you - HOPE: No 1754 01:37:30,640 --> 01:37:33,007 WOMAN: Making money, cashing out like I'm supposed to 1755 01:37:33,080 --> 01:37:35,606 - We don't wanna fuck with you - HOPE: You got Fanta? 1756 01:37:35,960 --> 01:37:37,610 (INDISTINCT) 1757 01:37:37,960 --> 01:37:39,530 (INDISTINCT) 1758 01:37:39,760 --> 01:37:41,888 Everybody in the mall know my name 1759 01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:43,126 - HOPE: It's Hope Ann - (INDISTINCT) 1760 01:37:43,200 --> 01:37:45,407 (INDISTINCT) 1761 01:37:45,480 --> 01:37:47,164 - Awesome boss bitch music - HOPE: Mission accomplished 1762 01:37:47,240 --> 01:37:49,163 WOMAN: ...give a fuck how you feel 1763 01:37:49,240 --> 01:37:51,641 If it ain't about me, then you get no chill 1764 01:37:51,800 --> 01:37:54,121 Try to take my place... 1765 01:37:54,200 --> 01:37:56,567 You can never be me, 'cause I'm a real one 1766 01:37:56,680 --> 01:37:58,887 Second to none I'm always number one 1767 01:37:58,960 --> 01:38:01,088 Hope Ann Greggory will get the job done 1768 01:38:01,160 --> 01:38:02,241 HOPE: And she's fucking awesome 1769 01:38:02,320 --> 01:38:03,810 WOMAN: Second to none I'm always number one 1770 01:38:03,880 --> 01:38:06,121 Hope Ann Greggory will get the job done 1771 01:38:07,800 --> 01:38:11,088 HOPE: I'm a fucking role model. That's a shit ton of pressure. 1772 01:38:11,160 --> 01:38:12,491 LANCE: That's bullshit. 1773 01:38:12,560 --> 01:38:14,801 HOPE: My whole life is lived on a microscope. 1774 01:38:14,920 --> 01:38:16,251 LANCE: You got nice cans. 1775 01:38:16,320 --> 01:38:17,765 HOPE: Suck it! 1776 01:38:18,040 --> 01:38:20,088 I'm Hope Ann Greggory, motherfuckers 1777 01:38:20,240 --> 01:38:21,730 You don't wanna fuck with that. 1778 01:38:23,560 --> 01:38:25,289 It's Hope Ann Greggory, y'all. 1779 01:38:27,320 --> 01:38:29,607 You try doing that with a torn Achilles. 1780 01:38:32,560 --> 01:38:33,607 Word up. 1781 01:38:39,680 --> 01:38:40,681 ♪ ♪ 1782 01:39:00,320 --> 01:39:01,321 ♪ ♪ 1783 01:39:21,360 --> 01:39:22,361 ♪ ♪