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We're finally here.
It's our senior year.
We navigated the madness, avoided the sadness,
and now it's time for the new frontier.
We got the jocks, the brains,
and the just plain crazies.
But our story is about five young ladies.
So sit back, relax, chill, and be cool.
'Cause, after all, this is high school.
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
Move it, dork.
And if the budget cuts go through,
there will be no more school band,
no more school plays, no more cheerleaders,
no more spiritual enlightenment.
No more pizza.
♪ Apathy is everywhere ♪
♪ Doesn't anybody care ♪
♪ What would be best ♪
♪ I do suggest we all protest ♪
Give it a rest.
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ This is high school ♪
♪ I gotta take my SATs ♪
♪ But math is not my expertise ♪
♪ Two plus two I know is four ♪
♪ Or is it more, I'm just not sure ♪
♪ She's just not sure ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ This is high school ♪
♪ I know I'm gonna be a star ♪
♪ They come from here, they come from far ♪
♪ To stare at me ♪
♪ You wait and see ♪
♪ Celebrity ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ This is high school ♪
♪ I know I'm only 17 ♪
♪ Too young to drink but not to dream ♪
♪ He will be king, she will be queen ♪
♪ Of Homecoming ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ This is high school ♪
♪ There really isn't any doubt ♪
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
♪ You're either in or else you're out ♪
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
♪ Can't seem to please all the bullies ♪
♪ They could care less what you're about ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ This is high school ♪
♪ All these girls are so stuck up ♪
♪ I really wish they would shut up ♪
♪ They say I'm rude, bad attitude ♪
♪ So sorry, dude ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ This is high school ♪
♪ Without popularity ♪
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
♪ You're nothing but a wannabe ♪
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
♪ If you're some chick in the wrong clique ♪
♪ Your life will be a misery ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ This is high school ♪
♪ The teacher always picks on me ♪
♪ I know I'm only 17 ♪
♪ The subject's such a mystery ♪
♪ Too young to drink but not to dream ♪
♪ I'll have to guess ♪
♪ I got three Fs ♪
♪ He will be king, she will be queen ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ This is high school ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ This is high school ♪
Class, four x cubed
plus three x squared equals...
Uh, no, no.
London.
Thank you.
You can pick up after class.
Now, four x cubed plus three x squared
equals the sum of what?
Four x cubed plus three x squared
equals the sum of...
- Anybody? - Jake.
- Tick tock, tick tock. - Ooh.
Somebody?
Sydney.
Perhaps you would like to read that note out loud
to the whole class.
You can't do that.
That's enough, London.
Covering for your friend, Sydney.
She's not my friend.
Of course not.
Back to introduction to polynomials.
♪ Into the OA, yeah ♪
♪ Isn't ♪
Yo, what up, Mace.
I see your lion's mane must be absorbing
all the sound.
And that's Miss Macy, young lady.
Well, Miss Macy, I'm just doin' my thing.
Oh really?
Guess what?
Now I'm just doing my thing.
Pick them up after school.
Come on, Miss Macy.
- I didn't do anything. - You heard me.
Oh my God.
Hey, wait up.
That was so cool.
I'm Jake Roberts.
Get lost, jerk.
Uh, it's Jake not jerk.
Whatever.
I'm sensing you don't like me.
Very perceptive.
Did you tell her off, Jake?
What's her name again?
Sydney something or other.
Sydney.
Good afternoon, this is your principal Miss Macy.
Will the following students please report immediately
to the principal's office?
Veronica Steele, Stella Blue,
Sydney Savage, Momentum, and London Collin.
Thank you.
So why are we here?
I don't know what your deal is
but I was rappin' in the hallway.
Yeah well, I stole the note that she was passing
to her boyfriend.
Excuse me.
The teacher wanted me to read it out loud and I wouldn't.
I ripped it up.
That's cool.
You know, you should thank her.
By the way, what did the note say?
None of your business.
She was asking that jock Jake
to take her to Homecoming.
Yeah, right.
Wait a minute, Jake, as in Jake Roberts?
That's your boyfriend?
He is so hot.
He's hot.
Ugh.
He's hot.
No, he's not hot.
You're Stella, right?
That's me.
The vice president of Student Council?
Now, what crime could you have possibly committed.
Chad and I were protesting the budget cuts.
So where's Chad then?
He didn't get caught
and it was all kind of my idea anyway.
Takin' the heat for your boyfriend.
Oh, no, no.
Chad's not my boyfriend.
Chad's that kid that you're always with, right?
- He's not your boyfriend. - No, no, no, no.
He's my best friend.
I mean, we're inseparable.
We've been friends since first grade but that's it.
Yeah, he follows her around like a little lost puppy dog.
Hi.
It smells like teen spirit.
Or pot.
So, Miss Macy,
why are we being punished?
Punished?
Who said anything about punishment?
Quite the contrary.
You girls have been carefully chosen.
Uh oh.
Take it easy, Mo.
Now, I've known you girls for almost four years now
and one thing I'm sure of is that you are all
independent thinkers as well as natural born leaders,
which is why I have decided
that you are gonna lead
our school assembly next week.
Thank you, Miss Macy, we'd be honored.
And what assembly are we honored to be leading?
The Student Campaign Against Bullying.
That's cool.
Wait, anti-bullying?
Us?
It's a good cause, Miss Macy.
You're kidding, right?
She's kidding.
Please tell me you're kidding.
No, I've never
been more serious.
Ladies, this has become an epidemic
not only in our school but in the country.
Cyberbullying, verbal harassment, social isolation,
and girls picking on other girls.
It's gotta stop.
And you girls are gonna lead the way.
Think of it as extra credit towards your senior project.
So we are gonna lead the way
on an anti-bullying assembly?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm out.
Mmm hmm, yeah, me too.
I'm all in, Miss Macy.
That's my girl.
Look what you get?
Yes.
And the rest of you have no choice.
So, Mo, how are you gonna lead
this anti-bullying assembly?
I'll do what I do.
Please.
Prove it!
Listen.
♪ I got outta bed with this tune in my head ♪
♪ Didn't wanna forget it ♪
♪ Instead I walked into school ♪
♪ And I head to my locker ♪
♪ And wingin' that song poor rep, ball racker ♪
♪ I confess, when I'm doin' my thing ♪
♪ I forget where I am ♪
♪ Didn't hear the bell ring ♪
♪ My headphones come loose ♪
♪ The music starts boomin' ♪
♪ Outta nowhere Macy says Mo what you doin' ♪
♪ So I try to explain but instead ♪
♪ All I got was stuck with you losers ♪
♪ And yes, Jake Roberts is hot ♪
- Oh please. - Nice.
Oh, I wish I could do that.
Mmm hmm, oh, Stella, I have a great idea.
Why don't the two of you get together
and form an act.
I feel like you're the next big thing.
Yes, hippie hop.
I do sing a little.
I was kidding.
It was a joke.
I didn't know you sing.
Yeah, in the shower, in the car.
Then sing why don't we?
Uh, what would I sing?
Make a melody up to this.
Okay.
Right.
♪ Every girl in the school ♪
♪ Melts whenever Jake's around ♪
♪ He's cute, he's smooth, he's cool ♪
♪ He's the hottest boy in town ♪
Boring.
Those who can, do.
Those who can't, become cheerleaders.
Well, what are you gonna do
just stand there and sing?
Well, what do you want us to do, a cheer?
No, dance, obviously.
I don't dance.
Huh, well, I can make anyone dance.
Mo, do your thing.
Everyone else, watch me.
♪ You can be ♪ ♪ Get 'em, girl ♪
♪ Now Debbie that ♪
♪ And try to act cool ♪
♪ But my mama didn't raise no fool ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ You could say what you want ♪
♪ I'm not buyin' a word ♪
♪ It's utterly ridiculous ♪
♪ It's so absurd ♪
♪ You want R-E-S-P-E-C-T ♪
♪ Just a minute ♪
♪ Jake's a total hottie ♪
♪ Look at the cheerleader thinks he's a king ♪
♪ I bet he's the type only after one thing ♪
♪ You're totally wrong ♪
♪ Somehow I doubt it ♪
♪ You wish you could have him ♪
♪ Forget about it ♪
♪ There are things I believe and things I cannot ♪
♪ So, Sydney, come clean ♪
♪ Jake Roberts is hot ♪
♪ Every girl in the school ♪
♪ Melts when Jake walks through the door ♪
♪ He's cute, he's smooth, he's cool ♪
♪ Sydney, what you looking for ♪
♪ Lookin', I'll tell you what I'm lookin' for ♪
♪ I'm lookin' for a boy who puts me first ♪
♪ Who can lay down a chorus when you rap out a verse ♪
♪ Who's smart and strong and gorgeous, too ♪
♪ And, of course, only has eyes for you ♪
♪ Don't wanna joke but I'm old-fashioned ♪
♪ I want a boy full of compassion ♪
♪ Makes me laugh and lets me cry ♪
♪ Tough as nails but won't hurt a fly ♪
♪ What more do you want ♪
♪ A guy with some class ♪
♪ Not a liar, a cheat ♪
♪ Not a snake in the grass ♪
♪ Not a bad boy, a bully, a big shot, a brat ♪
♪ Okay, uh huh ♪
♪ That's that ♪
♪ Gimme a break, you know he's a hottie ♪
♪ Do not, not I, nuh uh, no way ♪
♪ His beautiful face ♪
♪ His rock hard body ♪
♪ I wouldn't give him the time of day ♪
♪ Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ♪
♪ Huh ♪
♪ Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ♪
♪ What ♪
♪ Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa ♪
♪ Who's that ♪
♪ You know he's hot ♪
If you girls do this SCAB assembly,
you owe me.
What do you mean?
You're not gonna do it with us?
Don't you see, girls?
She thinks she's too good for us.
I mean, what would her precious friends think?
Well, I don't see you doing it, Sydney.
Yeah, Sydney, come on.
Why don't you just do the assembly?
Come on, do it.
Come on, please, please, please.
What about this?
I'll do it if she does it.
I wanna thank you all for joining us today
for SCAB, the Student Campaign Against Bullying.
We have a serious situation here
and it is every student's responsibility
to create a safe school environment.
So if you witness someone being bullied, speak up,
stand up, don't join in.
And if you yourself are being bullied,
you tell someone.
Tell your teacher, tell your parents.
Tell me, I'll fix their wagon!
Thank you.
Well, we have five very special seniors here today
and they are determined to eradicate bullying
from our school.
You know them all.
Please welcome, Stella, Sydney,
Veronica, Mo, and London.
Veronica, London!
I, Mo, pledge not to bully,
not to be bullied, not to watch other students
bully and ignore.
I will not pick on you, you will not pick on me.
I'm not better than you and you're not better than me.
I will not gossip or be party to gossip.
I won't call you fat.
You better not call me fat.
Well, all right.
So all you jocks and rock girls,
all you skater boys, all you preppies and beautiful peoples,
all you geeks and crazy freaks,
this one's for you.
♪ Everybody come join the band ♪
♪ Feel the rhythm and clap your hands ♪
♪ Stay up all night ♪
♪ Come sing along with us ♪
♪ Whoa oh ♪
♪ Everyone all around this school ♪
♪ Be yourself 'cause yourself is cool ♪
♪ We're all unique and different ♪
♪ Just look at us ♪
♪ Whoa oh ♪
♪ All the jocks and rock girls all over the world ♪
♪ Every preppy and punk, come along and sing with us ♪
♪ Sing along with us ♪
♪ Drama drama ♪
♪ Don't stop don't stop ♪
♪ Every skater and geek, all you players and freaks ♪
♪ Don't matter tonight just give all you got ♪
♪ Drama drama ♪
♪ Everyone in the crowd ♪
♪ Welcome to us ♪
♪ Leave all the drama you've got behind ♪
♪ Whoa oh oh whoa oh oh ♪
♪ We so want whatever is on your mind ♪
♪ Whoa oh oh whoa oh oh ♪
♪ Tonight is the night that we make it right ♪
♪ Ooh, touching the sky ♪
♪ Yo ♪
♪ All the jocks and rock girls all over the world ♪
♪ Every preppy and punk come along and sing with us ♪
♪ Drama drama ♪
♪ Every skater and geek, all you players and freaks ♪
♪ Don't matter tonight ♪
♪ Just give all you got ♪
♪ Give it all you got ♪
♪ Drama drama ♪
♪ Don't stop, don't stop ♪
♪ Everyone in the crowd ♪
♪ You're welcome to us ♪
♪ Jocks and rock girls all over the world ♪
♪ Every preppy and punk ♪
♪ Come along and sing with us ♪
♪ Sing along with us ♪
♪ Drama drama ♪
♪ Turn it up, turn it up ♪
♪ Every skater and geek, all you players and freaks ♪
♪ Don't matter tonight ♪
♪ Just give all you've got ♪
♪ Give it all you got ♪
♪ Drama drama ♪
♪ Don't stop, don't stop ♪
♪ Everyone ♪
♪ In the crowd ♪
♪ You're welcome to us ♪
♪ Everyone ♪
♪ Everyone you're welcome to us ♪
♪ What ♪
♪ Drama drama ♪
♪ Huh ♪
♪ Whoa oh ♪
Hey, hey.
♪ Drama drama ♪
That was freaking awesome!
Please, ladies and gentlemen, give it up
for the new girl band sensation.
What's the name of your band?
What's the name of the group?
Uh, Drama Drama?
Drama Drama!
I mean, come on.
Drama.
Hey.
- Hey. - Hey, look, I'm sorry
about the other day.
That wasn't cool.
Um, if anyone ever tries to bother you,
you let me know, okay?
Thanks.
Hey, Syd, this is my friend Chad.
Hey, Stella.
Hi, best friend Chad.
Hi.
You were really great.
Congratulations on your show.
Thanks.
I'm gonna go but I'll catch up with you later.
I knew you could sing but not like that.
You should be famous like really famous.
That's sweet, Chad,
but it was definitely a one-time thing.
Seriously?
I would be freaking out if everybody was up there
screaming at me like that.
You wanna know something?
It really was an amazing rush.
But mostly it just felt like I was, you know,
spreading a good word.
Stella Blue.
Yes, yes, yes!
I never knew you had such an amazing voice.
What, you still got a brain?
Oh yeah.
- Thanks, Dylan. - Hey, I heard
Mo wrote that song?
Yeah, she's amazing.
Hey, you guys all are amazing.
Eh!
Drama Drama, oh, Drama Drama.
Hey, why don't you get.
♪ Hey, my girl Mo went for the brass ring ♪
♪ With a biker, a punk, a hippie, and a miss thing ♪
♪ I used to be part of Mo Mo's crew ♪
♪ Till Drama Drama made their debut ♪
- ♪ Oh, go Drama, go Drama ♪ - Hey, whoa!
♪ It's your birthday, a go ♪
Okay, this is weird.
It's like we're famous or something.
Come on, let's go.
Okay, well, I'll see
you guys later.
Who do they think they are?
I mean, please.
There's Jake.
I'll talk to you later.
Hey, Jake.
Oh, hey, London.
Impressive.
Thanks.
So I was wondering do you maybe wanna hang out
after practice tonight?
I'm sorry I can't tonight, London.
Oh, okay, well, then maybe we can just, you know,
try another night or something.
I'll catch up with you later.
Okay.
Hey, superstar.
I saw your group the other day.
I'm a big fan.
I was kinda wondering if I could get your autograph.
Actually it's for my little sister.
She's a big fan, too.
And if it's not too much trouble,
could you include your phone number?
I'd really like to help with the anti-bully thing and all.
There you go.
Hey, thank you.
So who can tell me
where Guatemala is located?
You in the do-rag.
Me?
Yes, Diddy, you.
Uh, could you repeat the question please?
Gua-ta-mala.
Where is it located?
That's an easy question
'cause it's in the center of America.
Can you be more specific?
Uh, I don't know like Ohio or something.
Ohio.
Oh hi oh.
♪ Guatemala in Ohio ♪
♪ That right it's a fly dog ♪
♪ Dee di dee di dip ♪
♪ Ohio city ♪
And that's the bell so bye do.
Okay.
We will continue to study the logarithmic functions
as we attempt to manipulate polynomials.
Now, who can tell me how we add polynomials, hmm?
London?
Polly who?
Leo.
Uh, you identify terms with common variables
and exponents and combine them into a single term
summing the coefficients.
Very good, Leo.
I hope everyone got that, hmm?
No.
Come on,
hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em!
Here you go, get it!
Good, that's it!
Bring it in, bring it in, bring it in.
Good practice.
How am I going to pass that class?
Do you understand any of that stuff?
Girl, do what I do, cheat.
I cheat off that brainy kid Leo all the time.
You can cheat off me, problem solved.
But, uh, you really do that?
Hmm.
Ooh has Jake over there asked you to Homecoming yet?
Not yet, but, I mean, I've dropped enough hints.
What about Rex?
He asks me every day.
That kid's desperate.
No thank you.
All right, well, we should get going.
Girls, let's go.
Back in formation.
♪ Hoppin' and a-boppin' and singin' his song ♪
♪ All the little birdies on Jaybird Street ♪
♪ Love to hear the robin go tweet, tweet, tweet ♪
Guys.
Hello.
Um, all right.
This brings to order the Student Council meeting
for this Saturday's big Homecoming dance.
No, but actually we do have a big problem on our hands.
Carless Antenna just canceled.
Okay, why?
Apparently the guitar player broke his arm.
Again?
Okay, how does that even happen?
I don't know but what are we going to do?
All right, well, they're not exactly Imagine Dragons
but I don't know maybe there's some other local band
we can hire.
At this short notice?
Who could we possibly find?
You.
- Yeah. - Me?
- Yes. - Drama Drama.
Come on, you know
- you want to, Stella. - Guys, we're not a real band.
Oh, okay, and Carless Antenna is?
Would other girls do it?
You're acting like I'm into this idea.
We only know one song.
Oh come on.
Mo will definitely do it.
I'll talk to Sydney and Veronica and they'll do it.
And I'll tell London if she wants our vote
for Homecoming queen, she has to do it.
Come on.
Okay, I'll try.
- Yeah. - All right.
- Done deal. - Let's do it.
Five, six, seven, eight.
I don't need a...
Five, six, seven, eight.
I don't need a miracle.
Good.
Who can solve the following equation?
Miss London Collin.
No way.
I have no idea.
Perhaps it will help if I give you a hint.
All of the coefficients are integers.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Leo Hopkins, can you come to the board
and solve this somewhat simplistic equation
for Miss Collin?
Yeah, I'll try.
Miss Collin, I'd like you to stick around
after the bell rings.
Drama drama.
Hi, Leo.
Uh, hi, Madison.
I wanna make sure you study really hard
for the next test.
Uh, okay, sure.
What's up, nerd?
What the, what the hell, man?
Hey, Rex, how 'bout next time at football practice
I show you what a tackle really feels like.
I saw him talking to Madison.
Whoa, whoa, hey.
You forgot something.
Sorry.
You okay, man?
Yeah, thanks, man.
Tell me, Miss Collin,
how do you expect to pass my class?
I don't.
I mean, no offense Mr. Chaudry but, I mean,
what's the point anyways?
It's not like I'm gonna use any of this in real life.
Oh, no offense taken.
On last week's quiz, you got a 13.
Luckily I have a solution.
Leo Hopkins has generously agreed to donate his time
and tutor you.
Leo?
Please.
Fair enough.
It's your decision, but fortunately for you,
you need to pass this class in order to graduate.
And as of right now, well, you're failing.
Mr. Chaudry, but I have cheerleading practice
and then I have Drama Drama rehearsals
so as you see, it just won't work, okay?
It's your choice.
Fail equals no graduation.
Or call Leo.
Congratulations.
♪ Enough to cause a star to fall ♪
♪ Your love is super ♪
♪ Natural ♪
Yeah.
That was so awesome.
Thanks, Pop.
You are one cool dad, Mr. Steele.
Oh no, not me.
But I used to be cool.
Check you out, man.
♪ Sound check, check sound ♪
♪ Three, two, one ♪
All right.
Hey, have you seen Jake, is he here?
Oh, he's here by himself.
So when he becomes Homecoming king
and you become Homecoming queen,
that's when you should make your move.
How do you know
you're not gonna become Homecoming queen?
Oh yeah, she's not gonna win.
Why not?
Well, because nobody likes her.
Shut up, Melvin.
Anyway, I'll see you later.
Welcome, seniors
to the JFK Homecoming dance.
Earlier tonight, our undefeated football team,
the JFK Calvary Cougars,
beat the Washington losers.
Let's go, baby, go!
Woo!
All right, all right, all right, all right!
Shh.
And now, you know them, you love them...
Good luck, Stella.
Please give it up for Drama Drama!
♪ I may be out of my way ♪
♪ And you might be out of line ♪
♪ But nothing's ordinary ♪
♪ When your heart beats next to mine ♪
♪ We're running but our feet don't touch the ground ♪
♪ Making conversation with no sound ♪
♪ As long as you are always by my side ♪
♪ On this carpet ride ♪
♪ And I don't need a miracle ♪
♪ Your love is supernatural ♪
♪ Enough to cause a star to fall ♪
♪ Your love is super ♪
♪ Natural ♪
♪ Supernatural ♪
♪ Your love is super ♪
♪ Natural ♪
♪ It's like a mystery ♪
♪ You take me in and out of space and time ♪
♪ And if you're telling me ♪
♪ It's all a dream then ♪
♪ I don't need a miracle ♪
♪ Your love is supernatural ♪
♪ Enough to cause a star to fall ♪
♪ Your love is super ♪
♪ Natural ♪
How wonderful were they?
I mean, come on!
Just lovely.
Oh!
It is time to announce our Homecoming king.
Mr. Chaudry, you are looking very dapper.
- And our Homecoming king is - Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
- hoo hoo hoo hoo. - Jake, Jake, Jake,
Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake...
Jake Roberts!
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
Okay, now, our Homecoming queen is...
London Collin!
Hey, uh, Madison, do you wanna...
Dance with me. ♪ Somebody sent me ♪
- Huh? - Come.
- ♪ Sent me ♪ - Dance?
♪ An angel ♪
I'll take that as a no.
That's fine. ♪ From above ♪
♪ Sent me down someone I could love ♪
It's time.
♪ When no one else ♪
♪ Could find me ♪
♪ I was so lonely ♪
♪ I never knew that I had ♪
♪ A lucky star ♪
♪ Or that a wish could reach that far ♪
♪ I was just waiting ♪
My queen, you dance good.
♪ Waiting ♪
I'll catch you later.
But...
Madison.
Madison, I'm talking to you.
Madison, Jake just bolted and I'm all alone.
Babe, he's not that into you.
Get over it.
No, no, no.
Not Jake, he...
Hey, wait up.
Where you going?
Home.
Can I walk you home?
Nope, I'm already walking me home.
Okay, then I'll kinda be like your personal stalker.
Fine.
So why isn't the Homecoming king with his Homecoming queen?
Well, we had the traditional first dance
which completes my requirements as king.
Mmm.
I wanted to dance with you
but you were gone.
What is this, Cinderella?
I'm asking you out on a date, Sydney.
Okay, listen, you seem like a nice guy
- but really you're not my type. - Not my type?
Hmm.
How did I know you were gonna say that?
Because we have absolutely nothing in common.
Looks like Madison's all over
- your boyfriend Chad. - He's not my boyfriend.
Save it, Stella.
I see you looking over there every two seconds.
You ain't foolin' nobody.
I just don't think she's right for him.
Chill, here they come.
♪ For a little bit of heaven ♪
Hey, Stella.
♪ Somebody ♪
If you don't mind I was just gonna walk Madison home.
Hi, Stella.
If you don't mind, he's gonna walk me home, okay?
♪ Sent me down someone ♪
Yeah, sure.
♪ I close my eyes and you ♪
Bye, heffer.
♪ Found me ♪
♪ Someone ♪
You guys rocked it tonight.
And those frickin' lyrics, Mo,
were intense, all right?
And, Stella, you were amazing.
I love, love, love your voice.
Muah, muah!
Gracias, dude.
He's got the biggest crush on you.
So, we got the king and the queen
and now they're making a scene.
And London keeps wondering if Jake is a fake
Drama Drama getting closer and closer
to their namesake.
But PM is done here.
But don't be afraid.
He'll be back later.
Let's let the lights fade.
Okay, let's say we did go out,
what would we do?
But not saying that we would.
Anything you want.
Dinner, a movie?
Mmm.
Miniature golf?
Mmm nnn nnn.
We could even check out a band.
Oh, trust me, we do not have the same taste in music.
Okay.
You know what, I'm gonna have to find someone else
to take to the Killers' concert.
Wait, you're going to the Killers' concert?
No, look, this has been really fun
but this is my house, so, thanks for stalking me home.
Good night.
Wait, wait, that's it?
I'm thinking about it, jerk.
It's Jake, not jerk.
♪ So many nights I lie alone ♪
♪ Wishing that you were on the phone ♪
♪ So I could tell you things I never share with anyone ♪
♪ I've never felt like this before ♪
♪ Wishing and hoping wanting more ♪
♪ And now my wits are lost ♪
♪ And you have conquered all my thoughts ♪
♪ So much for thinking that I'd never fall in love ♪
♪ 'Cause you're the only one I'm dreaming of ♪
♪ With one look in your eyes ♪
♪ And one taste of your kiss ♪
♪ And suddenly I knew ♪
♪ I'd fallen for you ♪
♪ There's nothing I can say ♪
♪ Nothing I can do ♪
♪ I've fallen for you ♪
♪ Oh baby ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ With one look in your eyes ♪
♪ And one taste of your kiss ♪
♪ And suddenly I knew ♪
♪ I'd fallen for you ♪
♪ There's nothing I can say ♪
♪ Nothing I can can say ♪
♪ Nothing I can do ♪
♪ I've fallen, fallen ♪
♪ I've fallen, baby ♪
♪ I've fallen for you ♪
♪ I've fallen, baby ♪
♪ I've fallen, fallen ♪
♪ With one look, baby ♪
♪ I've fallen for you ♪
♪ I've fallen ♪
You're the girl
from Drama Drama, right?
So when is your next show?
Uh, I'm not sure there is a next show.
But you should see her change a carburetor.
Oh, okay.
I was kiddin'.
Bye.
That is why you're never leavin' the house.
Okay, Stella, what's going on?
I'm worried about Chad.
He's hanging out with Madison.
What does he see in her?
She's blonde and super hot.
She's a cheerleader.
They have nothing in common.
Well, let's see, she's manipulative, malicious,
spiteful, and sexy, okay?
I mean, I like it.
She's a perfect first ex-girlfriend experience.
No reason to worry about Chad, okay?
Chicka chicka.
Hey, Mo.
Oh look, the band's here.
All right if I hang?
I'll get a ride home later.
Okay, but don't be home too late.
I love you.
Yo!
Instant band meeting.
I'm likin' it.
Quit calling us a band.
Oh, okay, so what are you?
A girl band.
Okay, girl band.
You guys going for it?
Or are we chalking this up as a one-time fluke?
Okay, this was like at least a two-time fluke.
Fantastic and just go on the rest of your lives
wondering maybe I could have been a star.
Mmm?
So, what's the plan, Dylan?
Well, I'm glad you asked.
You guys, I think that it would be cool if...
Oh, hey, Stella.
Hi.
Well, well, it's a Drama Drama show.
Do you guys take requests?
♪ Rit evil witch ♪
Chad, do you think I'm an evil witch?
Jealousy's such an ugly friend.
Come on, let's grab a seat for two.
That's your friend, London.
Well, what do you want me to do, huh?
Can you fix it?
Sorry, Stella.
You okay, Stella.
I'm fine.
So, I've got a proposal.
I would like to manage Drama Drama.
Our manager, you?
That's your big plan for no regrets?
Yes.
Dude, if anyone should manage Drama Drama, I should.
Okay.
So what would you do as manager?
Mmm, say what?
What's the plan?
What's your vision for Drama Drama.
Oh, I...
I'd...
Managers don't need no vision.
Ah.
You got a vision for us, Dylan?
I want to promote a Drama Drama concert.
We can start by spreading the word
all over school.
All right?
We'll put posters up all over town,
build the buzz.
Kids from Jefferson, kids from Washington,
and kids from Lincoln will come.
And also, I wanna get record companies to the show.
What do you say?
Come on, guys.
Okay?
Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo.
Wait up here.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Come here, you guys are gonna wanna hear this.
Come here.
Come here, come here, come here.
All right.
I got a show booked for Drama Drama at the Palace Theater
in two weeks.
Stuffin' for a tour.
Shh.
Okay, all right, now,
can you have a full set of tunes ready to go by then?
How did you do that?
Told you I got a vision.
Okay, you got two weeks to practice
your little girl band booties off.
Chicka chicka.
So Dylan's got the girls booked at the Palace.
All right, my girl Mo's in a wonderland minus the Alice.
But Drama Drama's gotta rise to the top.
Practice makes perfect and lazy will flop.
Sorry but I call 'em as I see 'em.
I don't follow, no, I lead 'em.
They don't join us then we beat 'em.
And Drama's groove gotta deepen.
But don't worry, you'll see 'em on the big screen.
Just don't get caught sleepin'.
Chad, water.
Oh.
Come over to my house after school today
and setup my new computer.
My mom will let you in.
I have cheerleading practice.
That way you can do my homework
any time you want.
I can't today.
I have a Student Council meeting.
Oh please.
You don't have to go to stupid council meeting.
It's not stupid council meeting.
It's Student Council meeting.
- Chad! - What?
Okay, I guess I can miss one meeting.
We get along so well.
Don't you think?
I'll pick you up Friday night?
What?
It's just a date not the prom.
Plus I haven't even offered you my varsity jacket yet.
Oh, like I'd be caught dead in that thing.
Gimme your phone.
Hmm?
Maybe.
Hey, where's Chad?
I don't know.
Anybody see Chad?
Have you seen him, have you seen him?
No, no, no.
Moving on.
Chad's not here.
Hey, come on,
look at the bright side.
We've got a show to get ready for.
Mr. Chaudry called.
He said that you are failing math
and that you're in jeopardy of not graduating.
Mom, I can explain.
No, he also said that he arranged for a tutor
and you didn't show up, surprise, surprise.
Mom, you don't understand.
It was Homecoming game and I'm head cheerleader
and then I had rehearsal and...
Drama Drama's a hit, Mom.
Maybe you should just quit your little singing group.
Please.
You are a cheerleader
not a pop star.
You need to graduate and go to a good college.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Let's go Cougars.
Let's...
Um, Miss Joy.
Loser.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Let's go Cougars.
Hey.
Can I come in?
Oh yeah, sorry.
Your room's so...
What?
I just thought that there'd...
You thought I'd have a bunch of Math Club trophies.
Yeah, kind of.
Oh.
Well, you're obviously qualified to tutor me in math.
So how did Chaudry sucker you into this?
Uh, honestly?
No, lie to me.
Um, well, um...
It was kind of my idea.
The way he teaches sucks and I know you're not dumb so...
How do you know I'm not dumb?
Um...
Look, I just think you're, uh, amazing.
Look, don't get me wrong.
I know you'd never, you know.
I just wanna help you with math
and maybe get to know you a little better.
Hmm.
Can I tell you something?
Yeah, what's up?
Okay, I've always kind of had feelings for Chad.
I just, I never had the guts to say anything.
And now I just can't stop thinking about anything else.
Okay, all right, Stella, listen.
You just gotta go up to Chad and tell him how you feel.
Okay, like how you actually really feel
deep down inside.
- Okay, you're one to talk. - You know what I mean?
You are one to talk.
What does that mean?
Oh come on, I know you like Mo.
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, I think she's talented,
very, very talented.
I saw you look at her, I see the way you talk to her.
I mean, you being Drama Drama's manager and all,
it's pretty obvious.
Do you think she knows?
Uh, I might have said something.
Great, thank you for that.
- Fantastic. - I'm sorry.
- No. - Come on, Dylan,
you just have to go up to her
and tell her how you feel, how you really feel
down inside from your heart.
Very funny.
No, no, I can't do that, all right?
I'm the manager of the band.
It will compromise our entire business relationship.
No.
- No. - Oh.
The band's for now.
Mo's forever.
Fine.
Okay, when you tell Chad, I'll tell Mo.
Deal?
Deal.
Here, use that trick I showed you, FOIL.
So it's first, outer, then inner, last.
So you start with the first term and you make your way out
and then you go...
- To the inner part. - Yes.
So is the answer six x squared
minus five x minus four?
Yes, you got it.
- Oh, okay. - Yeah.
That was awesome.
Yeah.
And that trick works every time, so.
Oh.
I hate to say it but I think I kinda like math.
I don't believe you.
Um, so again tomorrow after school?
Uh, yes, please.
Cool.
New song, ladies.
Ooh, "Picture Perfect".
I'm likin' the title.
Stella, you take the top verse.
Start this song like this.
♪ Now, baby ♪
♪ We've been friends ♪
♪ For such a long, long time ♪
♪ We've been through laughs ♪
♪ And we've been through cries ♪
♪ But lately have you seen ♪
♪ The way my tongue ♪ ♪ The way your tongue ♪
♪ Gets tied ♪
♪ Can't hardly speak when I look into your eyes ♪
Mo!
What?
I didn't use his name.
Mmm hmm.
♪ Uh oh uh oh oh ♪
♪ All of this time ♪
♪ Guess I must have been blind ♪
♪ Not to see you and me ♪
♪ We're picture perfect ♪
♪ Now, baby, we've been friends ♪
♪ For such a long, long time ♪
♪ We've been through laughs ♪
♪ And we've been through cries ♪
♪ But lately have you seen ♪
♪ The way my tongue gets tied ♪
♪ Can't hardly speak when I look into your eyes ♪
♪ It's because ♪
♪ Of the way I'm feelin' ♪
♪ It's something I never dreamed ♪
♪ I never dreamed ♪ ♪ And our love ♪
♪ Has a different meaning ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ It took so long to reveal ♪
♪ But now I know it ♪
♪ All of this time ♪
♪ Guess I must have been blind ♪
♪ Not to see you and me ♪
♪ We're picture perfect ♪
♪ I should be yours ♪
♪ Baby, you should be mine ♪
♪ Meant to be, can't you see ♪
♪ We're picture perfect ♪
♪ I am yours ♪
♪ You're mine ♪
♪ We're picture perfect ♪
♪ Forever picture perfect ♪ ♪ Oh yeah yeah yeah ♪
♪ I am yours, you're mine ♪
♪ We're picture perfect ♪
♪ Forever picture perfect ♪
Let's take five.
I need some air.
I'll come with you.
So I gotta tell you something
but it has to stay between us.
Of course.
What's up?
Jake Roberts asked me out.
Shut up.
Ooh and somebody in our band
thinks he's hot.
Yeah, I know.
You know he's not my type.
It's just he's been kinda cool lately
and he asked me to go to the Killers' concert with him.
Uh!
You know what?
Yeah, you're right, you definitely shouldn't go
but I volunteer as tribute.
Oh.
Okay, but you're gonna go, right?
I don't know.
I mean, I told him I'd think about it.
It's just London is so in love with him.
It would crush her.
Maybe you should just talk to London about it.
Maybe you could talk to London for me.
Yeah, right.
I mean, yeah, London is gonna be devastated
but you have every right to go out with Jake.
I don't know.
I just don't think I can.
Four, five, six, and seven.
Someone answer that thing.
Uh, I think it's Sydney's phone.
I'll get it.
Hello.
No, this isn't Sydney.
Who is this?
Jake?
It's London, obviously.
Why are you calling Sydney?
Yeah.
I'll be sure to tell her you called.
Mmm hmm.
- I mean, I was like asking. - He was like muah.
Yes.
Whoa, did somebody's dog die or something?
So you and Jake Roberts, huh?
Wait, what?
I answered your phone and guess who was on the other end?
Jake Roberts, surprise, surprise.
You remember Jake, right?
The guy who was not your type.
The guy who's not hot.
The guy who's supposed to be my boyfriend.
Wait, your boyfriend?
You know, and why are you even answering my phone?
London, you should know that Sydney wasn't even gonna...
Shut up!
This doesn't even concern you.
I'm outta this stupid band.
Such a dumb idea.
I gave up cheerleading for you losers.
I'm sure there's a way we can...
Stella, this isn't your silly
Student Council, okay?
No, Stella, let her leave.
We don't need her.
Did you think that I wouldn't find out?
Was it some sort of secret between all of you?
Okay.
What are we gonna do now?
We have a show in a week.
We had a show.
♪ Cheerleader rah rah ♪
♪ Go team go ♪
♪ Oh go gone, Bob ♪
♪ And let us know ♪
♪ To know her you know it was so apropos ♪
♪ She's used to getting whatever she wanted ♪
♪ The night air was filled with romance ♪
♪ They were crowned at the Homecoming dance ♪
♪ The cheerleader knew it was her big chance ♪
♪ You should have seen her flaunt it ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ She closed her eyes to kiss him ♪
♪ When she found herself alone ♪
♪ Alone ♪
♪ He ditched her on the dance floor ♪
♪ So that he could walk me home ♪
♪ Kiss and tell ♪
♪ Come on and spill ♪
♪ Kiss and tell ♪
♪ You know the drill ♪
♪ When, what, why, where, how ♪
♪ Don't leave any details out ♪
♪ Come on and kiss and tell ♪
♪ The punk rocker liked to act hostile ♪
♪ Swore up and down he's not her style ♪
♪ Did it all change with a wink or a smile ♪
♪ Or was she just a liar ♪
♪ Imagine my shock and surprise ♪
♪ Us, too ♪
♪ In a school that's loaded with guys ♪
♪ That's true ♪
♪ The boy that she claimed to truly despise ♪
♪ Was her one heart's true desire ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ We would always say to her ♪
♪ Come on you know he's hot ♪
♪ He's hot ♪
♪ The little punk rock princess ♪
♪ Would simply reply not ♪
♪ Kiss and tell ♪
♪ Come on and spill ♪
♪ Kiss and tell ♪
♪ You know the drill ♪
♪ What, when, why ♪
♪ How, where ♪
♪ Don't leave any details out ♪
♪ Come on and kiss and tell ♪
Oh hey, guys, it looks great.
Chad.
Do you guys need a hand?
Hey, where's your demonic girlfriend, huh?
She's in the bathroom.
Chad is this even?
Yeah, maybe a little up on the right.
All right.
We missed you at the Student Council meeting.
Yeah, I was just...
- Mmm. - You know,
just stuff happened, you know.
Um, was Stella there?
Well, she's the vice president so I would think so.
She was wondering where you were actually.
And why are you asking about Stella, huh?
'Cause she's my...
What?
- My best friend? - Mmm.
Who can tell me how to solve the following equation?
Sydney?
Oh, I got three?
Is that your answer?
Three x?
London, let me guess, you got three x as well.
No, actually,
I got y equals x minus one over three?
That is correct, Miss Collin.
I don't suppose you can show us how you got that?
So one equals three x plus one.
Then you interchange the x and the y
so therefore it's x equals three y plus one.
And then you solve for y and then x minus one
is equal to three y.
And from there you do y equals x minus one over three.
Very good.
Well, you're a quick learner.
You're a good tutor.
I'll see you after school.
Hey, we should talk.
Three?
When I doubt say three.
And if that doesn't work say three x?
Bingo.
So are we on?
Outside.
So?
I'm not going.
You know, I never would've pegged you as the type
to care about what other people think.
That's not it.
Look, is it so hard for you to believe
that someone might not wanna go out with Jake Roberts?
I don't need you to spell it out.
I really like you, Sydney.
I like you a lot, okay?
I don't know what it is about you.
I mean, you're just not like everyone else.
And I think it's crazy
we both wanna go to the Killers' concert.
I mean, how cool is that?
And just so you know, I'm not gonna bring London
if you don't go.
London's a friend, nothing more.
Okay?
So please just think about it.
It'll be so much fun.
I was nice enough to pick up her phone.
What if she answered?
Would she still talk to him?
What does Jake see in her?
Oh, and the best part, your boyfriend's gal pal,
little Miss Sunshine, tried to defend her.
So no more Drama Drama?
Don't know, don't care, I'm out.
I can't believe Jake.
Don't worry.
I've got something planned for Jake and that Sydney girl.
No yogurt?
Listen, okay, you guys have worked so hard
and you're really ready for this break of a lifetime.
Okay, Veronica, you still wanna do this.
I'm not the problem.
London is our choreographer.
Plus I was finally starting to like her, too.
And she ain't in.
Mo, you...
Ooh, looks like being a band manager kinda sucks, huh?
I have to tell you something.
Would you promise
not to say anything?
Hmm?
You have to promise.
Okay.
I promise.
London didn't want me to tell you this
but I think you should know.
Your friend Stella thinks
that you're a little, pathetic, immature, friendless loser.
She says that you can't even tie your shoelaces without her.
She's always complaining
about how she needs to be your mother
and she said that that shirt makes you look like a grape.
A grape?
I know.
Stella's not the perfect little angel you think she is.
You know, we really should just try to be positive.
Exactly.
You guys have all this talent and the star power
and then this one little hiccup comes along
and it's just gonna be over?
It feels like you're giving up on the show
that could launch your entire careers, guys.
Look, I ain't giving up on show biz, dude.
But this Drama Drama thing, however, is over.
Do the show without London, okay?
Little a reminder, honey,
you promise you wouldn't tell anyone.
The most important thing you need to know,
I don't agree with anything London says ever!
And sometimes I don't even really like her.
Remember you promised, boyfriend.
Anyone is replaceable in show biz.
All right, if we don't do the show,
believe me the Palace Theater
will book someone even if they're not as good as you.
You guys gotta go for this one.
What do you say?
Hey, there's Sydney and maybe she can just talk to London
and figure this all out for us.
Yeah, they really just gotta work it out.
Look what just walked in.
Watch this.
Did you guys see that?
Oh she is dead!
Fight, fight, fight!
♪ Minding my own business ♪
♪ In the cafeteria ♪
♪ When suddenly I witnessed ♪
♪ Little Miss Superior ♪
- ♪ Knocking down a friend ♪ - Fight, fight, fight, fight.
- ♪ That was no accident. ♪ - Fight, fight, fight, fight.
♪ So watch me go medieval ♪
♪ All up and down your face ♪
♪ In front of all these people ♪
♪ It's time I put you in your place ♪
♪ Once and for all ♪
♪ You're about to take a mighty fall ♪
♪ You've been asking for it, I ignored it ♪
♪ Now I can't resist ♪
♪ Instead I choose to introduce your face ♪
♪ Into my fist ♪
♪ It's a fight, fight, fight ♪
♪ Yeah a girl, girl fight ♪
♪ Yeah, they're gonna fight, fight ♪
♪ It's a girl, girl fight ♪
♪ Take a left hook and a right ♪
♪ Though it's not so ladylike ♪
♪ It's a fight, fight, fight ♪
♪ A girl fight, fight, fight ♪
♪ Girl, girl fight ♪
♪ Fight, fight, fight ♪
♪ Girl, girl fight ♪
♪ You walk around this school ♪
♪ Treating everyone like dirt ♪
♪ Let's see if you act cool ♪
♪ When I lay the hurt up all over you ♪
♪ Gonna dress you up in black and blue ♪
♪ You been cruisin' for a bruisin' ♪
♪ For a really long, long time ♪
♪ You ain't innocent ♪
♪ This punishment is gonna fit the crime ♪
♪ It's a fight, fight, fight ♪
♪ Yeah a girl, girl fight ♪
♪ Yeah, they're gonna fight, fight ♪
♪ It's a girl, girl fight ♪
♪ Take a left hook and a right ♪
♪ Though it's not so ladylike ♪
♪ It's a fight, fight, fight ♪
♪ A girl fight, fight, fight ♪
♪ Girl, girl fight ♪
♪ Fight, fight, fight ♪
♪ Girl, girl fight ♪
♪ Nowhere to hide, nowhere to run ♪
♪ Now I'm gonna have my fun ♪
♪ Your time has come ♪
♪ You're history ♪
♪ I'll make your life a misery ♪
♪ Believe me you'll be ♪
♪ Lying on the ground ♪
♪ I'm gonna knock you down ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪
♪ Fight, fight, fight ♪
♪ Girl, girl fight ♪
♪ Fight, fight, fight ♪
♪ It's a girl, girl fight ♪
♪ Take a left hook and a right ♪
♪ Though it's not so ladylike ♪
♪ It's a fight, fight, fight ♪
♪ A girl fight, fight, fight ♪
♪ Oh it's a girl, girl, girl ♪
♪ It's a girl fight yeah ♪
♪ I'm gonna knock you down ♪
♪ Girl ♪
♪ Oh it's a girl, girl fight ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ A down and dirty girl, girl fight ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
And after all the success of Drama Drama
this is the last place I expected to see you
for of all things fighting no less.
You know this is a disgrace
for a supposed anti-bullying role model.
I am sorry, Miss Macy,
- but Madison is the one... - I don't wanna hear it, okay?
Because it's all over social media.
You have embarrassed this school
and tarnished our reputation as a leader
in this community.
Look at me.
It pains me to do this
but you will report for detention
after school every day this week.
- No, detention? - Yes.
You heard me.
And now, of course, I'm gonna have to call your father.
Look, these exponential logarithmic functions
aren't that hard.
I mean, you know, if you focus,
you'll breeze right through 'em.
I know, I'm...
I'm sorry, I just, maybe I should go home.
Look, something's wrong.
I'm fine.
Everything is wrong.
I got into a fight with Sydney
and I quit the band.
And then I quit cheerleading
and Madison got into a fight with Sydney
and that's my fault.
And Madison's seeing Chad
and I'm failing math and nobody likes me.
Are you laughing at me?
- No. - Why are you laughing at me?
That's literally the worst thing anyone could do right now.
Why are you laughing at me?
Great.
I like you a lot, London, like a lot.
You're beautiful and talented
and smart and funny and if Jake Roberts can't see that
then that's his loss.
Jake doesn't know I'm alive.
He treats me like his little sister.
London.
What?
Jake Roberts is not the only guy in school.
Pump, pump, pump it up.
Pump that Cougar spirit up.
Hey, Madison.
What do you want, Rex?
Nice shiner.
It's a turn-on.
Stop.
Hey, my parents are out of town this weekend
and I'm having a party Saturday night.
But I'm sure with your black eye and all,
you're not interested in being my date, right?
I don't miss parties, Rex.
I'll be there,
looking hot, shiner and all.
Shoo shoo.
All right.
Madison.
I need to talk to you.
Not here.
Coach, I'll be right back.
Hey.
Don't you have something better to be doing?
Thought I'd come share in the misery.
Look, it's the least I could do.
I mean, I am the reason that you're here.
No, you're not.
Look, I've been looking for a reason
to beat on that bully bitch since Homecoming.
When she knocked you down I got my chance.
Oh my gosh, you should've seen her in class today.
She was wearing sunglasses.
You got her so good.
No, shut up.
Yeah, like huge.
There was a bruise.
Oh.
Oh my God.
Oh.
Come on now hit 'em,
get 'em, there he is.
There, get him.
There you go.
You know, you really should go out with Jake.
He's so hot.
I know.
Oh!
- No, I know. - What?
I hate it.
- Stop it. - You said it.
He's actually like a gentleman.
You said it.
- But he's hot. - Dude, but you said it.
I know.
You like him.
- I know! - Aw, I knew it!
Don't tell anyone.
Well, you thought he was hot
and you liked him.
- Everybody, Sydney - No!
- loves Jake, everyone. - Hey, hey, hey.
- Yo. - Love, whoa.
Oh my God, wait, come here.
Come here, come here, come here.
I should sue that bitch.
Um, Madison, you started it.
And to be honest, I wish you didn't knock her tray down
because that makes me look bad,
like I asked you to do it
and it makes us both look guilty.
London.
I told you I'd take care of it.
Show me some love here.
You're my friend and I'd do anything for you.
Actually, you're more than a friend.
You're like a real sister to me.
I mean if someone
- stole my boyfriend - Very Shakespeare.
- I'd like you to do the same. - More like
"Young and the Restless".
Well, reality check, Madison.
Jake is not my boyfriend.
I mean, you said it yourself.
He's just not into me.
How do you know?
What if Sydney wasn't in the picture?
I mean that kinda girl would do anything
to get a boy.
Yeah well, that's what I thought at first.
But I mean I've gotten to know her
- and she's not... - Stop!
Are you actually?
What?
You're on Sydney's side.
I can't believe this!
Okay, you need to relax.
I'm just saying
- that Sydney's not the... - You know what?
Rex invited me as his date to his party on Saturday night.
That makes it my party.
If any of those Drama Drama freaks show up,
- I swear on I'm gonna... - I'm sorry, wait,
did you say Rex?
What about Chad?
Right.
I need to get rid of him fast.
I thought you liked Chad.
Well, he finished my senior English paper.
I think I'm over him.
Are you coming back to cheerleading?
I'm gonna be late for math tutoring.
I gotta go.
Math tutoring?
So Madison's been using Chad?
What a trash human.
We have to tell Stella.
Trash human.
Sydney!
What are you doing here?
You're not on the detention list.
Go, leave your friend alone to do the time for the crime.
This is supposed to be solitary confinement.
Like a dungeon.
You know, I just came here to do the time with Veronica
because she had my back.
You know what I mean?
That's loyalty.
Is there a rule against loyalty?
I mean, she just stood up to a bully.
Is that true?
I don't condone fighting,
but loyalty is a rare trait.
Go, both of you.
Really?
- Yes, go, run! - That worked.
- Run. - Go, go, go!
With the wind at your back.
- While you can still - Come on.
- Keep on it. - make it to Broadway.
Wait, that's me.
Oh great.
My well-meaning mother.
Oh she's gonna get it.
Hi, Mom.
Are you sure she said that?
I mean, exactly that?
Yes!
You've gotta tell Chad.
Why would Madison do that?
It's in her genes.
He's in her jeans?
Guys, what the, no!
No.
That's not, that's not what I meant.
Yes, you're totally gonna ace this test.
Well, if I do, Leo, it's because of you.
Do you always wear those glasses?
Well, I'm kind of blind without 'em, so.
You have really beautiful eyes.
You should get contacts.
Or, you know, that laser thing.
I'm assuming you don't have hair gel.
No.
What are you doing?
Leo, you know math, I know hair.
♪ You will dress in black ♪
♪ Head full of facts ♪
♪ A real encyclopedia ♪
♪ I'm blown away ♪
♪ With what you say ♪
♪ I love the way you look at things ♪
♪ Don't take it all so hard ♪
♪ Seems to me you're not so very far ♪
♪ From where you belong ♪
♪ Just right before the place that you fit in ♪
♪ You're too cool, too weird, it's always something ♪
♪ Try hard ♪
♪ But you can't seem to get there ♪
♪ You can't seem to get there ♪
♪ Where you belong ♪
♪ So what, so what if you're different ♪
♪ It's what you is ♪
♪ Not what you isn't ♪
♪ Some day it'll be so clear ♪
♪ Where you belong ♪ ♪ So clear, clear ♪
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
♪ Some day it'll be so clear ♪
You look kinda hot.
Um, I'll take your word for it I guess.
We should go over rational root theorem.
The test is tomorrow.
Stop foiling around.
Is that your first math joke?
Yeah, I'm learning.
All right, number 14?
Mmm hmm.
Good afternoon.
As you all know, tomorrow our undefeated football team
is playing Jefferson High.
Ooh, I meant...
Reminder to all students participating
in our pep rally today.
Last period classes have been canceled.
So when you hear the bell, make your way
immediately to the gymnasium and show your school spirit.
Shouldn't you head on over to the pep rally, Miss Collin?
I have a favor to ask, Mr. Chaudry.
Can you please grade my test now.
At wide receiver, number 81, Rex Harris.
Woo woo woo.
Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
woo woo woo.
At tailback, number 54, Willy Norm.
Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo.
And at quarterback,
our captain, number 12, Jake Roberts.
Jake, Jake.
Yeah.
Look mean.
Ha ha!
Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake.
Jake, get up here, you animal.
Get up here.
Okay, here it goes.
Hey, JFK Cougars!
Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo.
Hey, can we talk?
Right now?
Yeah, can we go outside?
Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, woo!
London.
That's a 92.
Excellent work, Miss Collin.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Teacher of the year.
Go, Jake.
Last year, Jefferson defeated us.
This year,
- we are undefeated! - Check it out.
- What? - Woo, woo.
What, this is amazing.
Jefferson is
- also undefeated. - How'd you get it
back this fast?
- And on this Saturday - Well, I kind of
- refused to leave - only one team
- will be left standing. - until Chaudry graded it.
JFK High!
I wanna celebrate with you.
Woo woo woo
- woo woo woo. - Come by my house tonight.
It's gonna be a late night.
We will bring the title home!
Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo.
Woo woo woo woo woo woo.
Stella.
Just come with me please.
I need to talk to you, okay?
Chad, I haven't spoken to you in so long
and I just wanted to talk
- to you about something. - What are you doing?
I'm fixing your collar.
I miss you.
I miss talking to you about everything.
Do you like Madison?
What?
Do you actually like her?
She's my girlfriend.
Yeah, I know, I just...
It's like you're a completely different person
now that you're with her.
I never see you anymore and when I do,
you're always with Madison
and ditch Student Council
and everybody says you're whipped.
Whipped?
Yeah, like you're not thinking with your brain.
You're thinking with your other brain.
So what's wrong with that?
I just never had anyone like me so much.
But we're best friends.
So?
You're not my girlfriend.
Yeah, I know, I know.
Look, I didn't bring you out here
because I wanna hurt you.
I just...
I know you, okay?
And Madison isn't right for you.
And I just wanna take care of you.
Stella, Stella.
- You don't have to - I'm your best friend.
- I just... - take care of me.
You're not my mom.
I can tie my own shoes.
What?
Please just leave me alone.
Wait.
Chad.
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
♪ When I was a child ♪
♪ The story would say ♪
♪ Somebody would sweep you off your feet someday ♪
♪ That's what I hoped would happen with you ♪
♪ More than you could know ♪
♪ I wanted to tell you that my heart's in your hands ♪
♪ I prayed for the day when I would get the chance ♪
♪ Just when I worked up the courage to try ♪
♪ Much to my surprise ♪
♪ That you had ♪
♪ You had ♪
♪ Somebody else ♪
♪ 'Cause these feelings ♪
♪ I keep to myself ♪
♪ I may never get to hold you so tight ♪
♪ I may never get to kiss you good night ♪
♪ I may never get to look deep in your eyes ♪
♪ Or so it seems ♪
♪ I always will be wishing ♪
♪ You were mine ♪
♪ I think about what could be all the time ♪
♪ All the happiness that I could find ♪
♪ Baby, a girl can dream ♪
♪ A girl can dream it's you ♪
♪ And to call you my own ♪
♪ It's the sweetest dream I know ♪
♪ Ah ah ah I I I ♪
♪ I may never get to hold you so tight ♪
♪ I may never get to kiss you good night ♪
♪ No, no, no never ♪ ♪ I may never get to look ♪
♪ Deep in your eyes ♪
♪ Or so it seems ♪
♪ I always will be wishing ♪
♪ Every noon and night ♪ ♪ You were mine ♪
♪ I think about what could be ♪
♪ All the time ♪ ♪ Could be all the time ♪
♪ All the happiness that I could find ♪
♪ Baby, a girl can dream ♪
♪ Ah ah oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
♪ A girl can dream ♪
I just wanted
to let you know
how much I appreciate all your help.
Not only with the math
and since we won't be tutoring anymore...
What?
Open it.
Okay.
You kidding me?
This is awesome.
Thank you so much.
So is this like a goodbye gift or...
No, actually I was hoping
you'd escort me to Rex's party tomorrow night.
Really?
That's a yes.
You guys sing,
♪ Can't get 'em off our mind ♪
♪ Crazy for the boys ♪
Then I go,
♪ We're going east and west lookin' for the best ♪
Okay, you guys got it?
All right, let's try it.
One, two, three.
♪ Can't get 'em off our mind ♪
♪ Crazy for the boys ♪
♪ We're going east and west lookin' for the best ♪
No, something doesn't feel right.
Yeah, let's try it again.
Let's try it again, ready?
One, two, three.
♪ Can't get 'em off our mind ♪
♪ Crazy for the boys ♪
Forget it.
Just forget it.
It's not the same without London.
I didn't wanna say it.
I can't believe we thought we could do
this show without her.
At least we can give Dylan credit for trying.
You guys going to the football game tomorrow night?
Gee, I wonder why you're going.
'Cause he's so hot.
Okay, whatever.
I didn't tell Chad about Madison.
- Wait, what? - What?
I tried but he just...
Somebody's gotta tell Chad what's going down.
I know, I don't wanna see him get hurt.
Yeah?
Well, you know what?
You're about to get hurt.
What?
Get it off of me!
The Cougars, delight
Bring tonight.
We fight.
We win.
And do it all over again.
Go get 'em, Cougars!
Let's go, Cougars.
Number one, number one.
Number one, number.
We're from Texas.
Hey, you know what, hey.
Yo, that last play is going viral.
You guys are legends!
Okay, okay.
Let's not get carried away here.
So you got any more homework you want me to do?
What?
You got any more homework?
Oh.
Uh, no.
But could you be a sweetheart and get me a drink?
Please.
Sure.
Hey.
Hey, you made it.
Thanks for inviting me.
No problem.
Where's your boyfriend?
What boyfriend?
You know what?
I can't believe I've never noticed this before
but you're actually really cute.
Oh really?
Mmm hmm.
Usually you don't give me the time of day.
Thirsty?
Thanks.
Sorry about the other day.
No look, I'm sorry.
If you wanna be with Madison,
- it's okay. - No.
I don't think she wants to be with me.
You can do better.
Yeah.
Okay, I just need to see when she walks in.
Yes, no problem.
I'll be right back.
Sydney.
I'm just gonna go get something to eat.
Wait, no, don't.
I'm, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, too, London.
And if you wanna go for Jake, by all means go ahead.
I found someone who really likes me.
Wait, at this school?
Ha ha.
Leo.
Oh.
Mmm hmm.
I hear he's good with numbers.
That, too.
Okay.
Come here.
But it's good.
Hey, isn't that London?
I can't believe this.
What?
After all I did for her
she's friends with those freaks again?
Who cares?
You're with me now.
Forget about her.
Shut up, Rex.
That bitch gave me a black eye.
Hey, what's going on here?
Get your hands off of him.
Um, you can go now.
Thanks for keeping him company, Stella,
but I got it.
I've been looking everywhere for you.
Where have you been?
Yeah, she's lying.
What'd you say?
Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie.
Boom.
Mmm hmm.
Yeah, I saw her getting real cozy with Rex earlier.
You're delusional.
Me and Rex, are you kidding me?
Uh uh.
That's not true.
Madison, I saw it, too.
Oh come on, Chad, I saw her hands all over you.
Stella?
Mmm.
We were just standing over by the punch bowl.
Chad, why are you even with her, okay?
I mean, Stella likes you.
I didn't...
Don't be dumb, Chad.
Are you really doing this?
And you, who do you think you are?
You're just a little hippie.
- You don't compare to me. - Madison.
What?
You like her?
Okay, so why don't you just kiss her then?
Do it.
You're not gonna do it anyway
'cause you've always been a coward.
You're such a...
Chad!
Lots more!
Get off of him!
Get off of her.
She can't swim.
Oh my God, she's drowning.
It's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
Okay?
Thank you.
Whatever.
No, I mean it.
I'm so sorry for what I did the other day.
You're not as bad as I thought you were, huh?
♪ Let's go ♪
♪ Ooh yeah ♪
All right, everybody.
Somebody just got wet and you know what that means.
It's time to go nuts!
Here we go!
♪ Around the west end ♪
- ♪ I just had to ask ♪ - Hey.
- ♪ My best friend who he was ♪ - We got lucky.
Bet a guy like you gets lucky all the time.
♪ I don't know his name ♪
♪ But he's been eyeing you all day ♪
♪ So maybe you should drive ♪
I wouldn't say that.
Okay, Jake.
♪ And we can hear radio ♪
You mean jerk?
♪ Playin' all the songs we know ♪
♪ Because I'm hurtin' like crazy ♪
You wanna dance?
♪ Ready, set, go ♪
- ♪ Saturday night ♪ - Fine.
- ♪ Just 'cause ♪ - Well, we've seen
quite a lot.
Like two girls who fought end up quite different
than most people had thought.
So now we're at our ending,
our relationships are mending
and friend groups keep blending
and Drama Drama's still pending.
♪ It's Saturday night ♪
We've learned a few lessons
on how to quit messin' with kids who are different
and those who are the same, let's try to be nicer.
Let's not fan the flame.
And PM it's out, it's time to end the show
just like a line through it, like tic-tac-toe.
♪ Saturday night ♪
♪ D to the R to the A-M-A ♪
Woo!
Please give it up
for Drama Drama!
Aye, girls, let's do it.
All right.
What, what, what.
Here we go.
♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah ♪
♪ Baby, baby, I like all the New York City boys ♪
♪ Aye, yeah ♪
♪ All right ♪
♪ They like to party ♪
♪ Like to heat it up and make some noise ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ But then Miami guys are really cute ♪
♪ Really cute ♪
♪ Yeah you know they're looking fine ♪
♪ In those bathing suits ♪
♪ Can't get 'em off our mind ♪
♪ Crazy for the boys ♪
♪ We're going east and west ♪
♪ Lookin' for the best ♪
♪ We wanna 'em all the time ♪
♪ Crazy for the boys ♪
♪ Goin' up and down ♪
♪ It's all about for the boys ♪
♪ Somebody stop me ♪
Woo!
♪ I fell in love again in New Orleans ♪
♪ Again ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ But when we got to Kansas City ♪
♪ I swear I saw the boy of my dreams ♪
♪ Of course you did ♪
♪ And then I partied down in Santa Fe ♪
♪ Santa Fe ♪
♪ But I forgot him when I got to LA ♪
♪ Can't get 'em off our mind ♪
♪ Crazy for the boys ♪
♪ We're going east and west ♪
♪ Lookin' for the best ♪
♪ We want 'em all the time ♪
♪ Crazy for the boys ♪
♪ We're goin' up and down ♪
♪ Thinking all about all the boys ♪
♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah ♪
♪ We're crazy for the boys ♪
♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Boston to Seattle ♪
♪ And then down to San Francisco Bay ♪
♪ Hey, yo ♪
♪ Chicago down to Memphis ♪
♪ Doesn't matter 'cause wherever we go ♪
♪ We're crazy for the boys ♪
♪ Crazy for the boys ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Can't get 'em off our mind ♪
♪ Crazy for the boys ♪
♪ Goin' crazy yeah ♪
♪ East and west lookin' for the best ♪
♪ We want 'em all the time ♪
♪ We're crazy for the boys ♪
♪ So crazy, crazy ♪ ♪ Goin' up and down ♪
♪ Thinkin' all about all the boys ♪
♪ Can't get 'em off our mind ♪
♪ We're crazy for the boys ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Goin' east and west ♪
♪ Lookin' for the best ♪
♪ We want 'em all the time ♪
♪ We're crazy for the boys ♪
♪ Whoa oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ Goin' up and down ♪
♪ Oh oh ♪ ♪ Thinkin' all about ♪
♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ All the boys ♪
♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah ♪
♪ We're crazy for the boys ♪
♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah ♪
♪ Go crazy, baby ♪
♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah ♪
♪ Here we go ♪
♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah ♪
♪ Hey, bully bully ♪
♪ Watch it now, watch it ♪
♪ Here it comes, here it comes ♪
♪ Millie teased Lily ♪
♪ A rumor and a lie ♪
♪ Spread like wildfire ♪
♪ Till she started to cry ♪
♪ Bully bully ♪
♪ You got it, you got it ♪
♪ Connie begged Ronnie ♪
♪ Start picking on me ♪
♪ Gonna get a complex ♪
♪ Inferiority ♪
♪ Bully bully ♪
♪ Hey, bully bully ♪
♪ Bully bully ♪
♪ Watch it now ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ Yay ♪
♪ If you see somebody ♪
♪ Getting pushed around ♪
♪ Step on in before ♪
♪ They have a nervous breakdown ♪
♪ Bully bully ♪
♪ You got it, you got it ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Yeah boy ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Woo ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
♪ Ooh yeah ♪
♪ When I saw him driving ♪
♪ Driving west around the west end ♪
♪ I just had to ask my best friend who he was ♪
♪ She said I don't know his name ♪
♪ But he's been eyeing you all day ♪
♪ So maybe you should drive home with him, girl, because ♪
♪ And we can hear radio ♪
♪ It's playing all the songs we know ♪
♪ Because I'm hurtin' like crazy ♪
♪ Ready, set, go ♪
♪ Saturday night ♪
♪ Dressin' up and feel invited ♪
♪ Saturday night ♪
♪ I think I wanna make him my date ♪
♪ Nothing like the fever ♪
♪ That you get inside ♪
♪ Everything is right ♪
♪ It's Saturday night ♪
♪ Saw him at the movies ♪
♪ Yeah, he said he thought he knew me ♪
♪ From the mall or maybe school ♪
♪ And he was hot ♪
♪ Ooh smokin' ♪
♪ Said there was a party at a friends at 7:30 ♪
♪ Would I like to meet him there ♪
♪ I said why not ♪
♪ Uh huh ♪ ♪ You go, girl ♪
♪ Called my girls on the phone ♪
♪ Said there's a party goin' on ♪
♪ It's time to light this rocket ♪
♪ Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one ♪
♪ Saturday night ♪
♪ Dressin' up and feel invited ♪
♪ Saturday night ♪
♪ I think I wanna make him my date ♪
♪ Nothin' like the fever ♪
♪ That you get inside ♪
♪ Everything is right ♪
♪ It's Saturday night ♪
♪ Saturday night ♪
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