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[boy chants badly in Hebrew]
"<i>Koh amair..."</i>

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[man] <i>"Koh amar,</i>" Evan.

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[Evan continues chanting]

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- Sorry. One second, sorry.
- [chanting stops]

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Hello. Yeah.

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Yeah, hold on.
It's God. He wants his language back.

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I'm sorry, Rabbi. I can't focus.

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I feel like my whole life
is a dumpster fire, and I'm only 12.

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I don't even <i>have</i> a whole life yet.

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I get it. No, it's rough.
It's rough when your folks get divorced.

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My mom went around the apartment cutting
my dad's head out of all the photos.

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- No!
- With her teeth.

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[chuckles] Hey, we'll get through it all.

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We'll study remotely. Bring your books
to Indiana. It'll be fine.

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A Bar Mitzvah
is the event that defines you.

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- The Jewish Super Bowl.
- [chuckles]

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What kind of killer party
can I have in Indiana?

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- [door opens]
- I don't even know anyone there.

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[breathless] Hi, Rabbi Shapiro.

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Jessica.

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- Evan tells me you're doing well.
- [Jessica] Oh yeah.

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The weather's great at rock bottom.

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- Kidding.
- She's not kidding.

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[quietly] I'm not kidding.

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- Hey. We'll chat when you get there, okay?
- Mm-hm.

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High five.

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It's gonna be a long drive,

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but Grandma is so excited
that we're coming.

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She's FaceTiming every five minutes.

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At least I think it's her.
All I see is neck.

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<i>That's me, Evan Goldman.</i>

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<i>And I live at 224 West 92nd Street
in the heart of New York City.</i>

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<i>I'm about to turn 13
and have my Bar Mitzvah.</i>

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<i>It was gonna be the biggest party.
My whole class was coming.</i>

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<i>Everything was going so well.</i>

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<i>We had a happy family.</i>

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<i>Until my dad met someone else,
and my parents broke up.</i>

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<i>♪ Picture me
Just another cool kid ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In NYC
Near the park and the Met ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Got my crew
Everything was great ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I never knew
Just how bad it would get ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who'd have guessed
Dad would ruin everything? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mom's depressed
And her lawyers are mean ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now I'm stressed
Life is a disaster ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I'm cracking from the strain
Going totally insane ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I'm just about to turn
Just about to turn, just about to turn ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Thirteen! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everything switches ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Thirteen! ♪
- ♪ Everything turns around ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Thirteen! ♪
- ♪ End up in stitches ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Thirteen! ♪
- ♪ Hide away underground ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Thirteen! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Can I get through it? ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Thirteen! ♪
- ♪ Life'll change overnight ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Thirteen! ♪
- ♪ How do I do it? ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Thirteen! ♪
- ♪ Nothing is going right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The best and the worst
And the most and the least ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And the crazy and the scary
And I'm standing on the edge! ♪</i>

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[man] Hey, Evan.

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Here's your stuff from the house.

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You okay, kiddo?

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I want to stay here.
In my school. With my friends.

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Like, are we even still a family?

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Of course we are.

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And we are working it all out.

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It is going to be great.

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Great.

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Know what would've been great?

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If you didn't
blow everything up and ruin my life!

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Evan!

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<i>♪ Twelve years old
Everything that used to be ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Good as gold
Starts to crumble and crack ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Pressure mounts
Once it was a joke ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now it really counts
And there's no turning back ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Life goes wrong ♪
- ♪ Suddenly they're yelling ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That your hair's too long
Or your room isn't clean ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Roll along ♪
- ♪ Every conversation ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Is another lost cause ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Or a list of my flaws
And I'm just about to turn ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just about to turn
God, I'm gonna turn 13! ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ What am I doing? ♪
- ♪ Thirteen! ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Who am I gonna be? ♪
- ♪ Thirteen! ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Somebody listen ♪
- ♪ Thirteen! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Somebody talk to me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Why is my life a complete disaster?
How did things get so far off track? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ How can I not go to Indiana?
How do I get my family back? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I wanna fly, wanna run, wanna drive
Wanna get rich, wanna get mad ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wanna get out, wanna get my braces off
Wanna get my nose pierced ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wanna grow my hair long
But all I keep hearing is ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No, you're not ready!
No, it's not time yet! ♪</i>

91
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<i>♪ No, it's not right now!
Wait until you're older! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No, you're not ready!
No, it's not time yet! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No, it's not right now!
Wait until you're older! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No, you're not ready!
No, it's not time yet! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No, it's not right now!
Wait until you're older! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Homework! Laundry! Dishes! Courses! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just settle down and hold your horses! ♪</i>

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What were you thinking?

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You scared me. You can't just run away.

100
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Isn't that what <i>you're</i> doing?

101
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No! That's... It's different.

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- Evan. Honey.
- [Evan] I know, Mom.

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"We'll get through it.
It'll be fine. You'll make new friends."

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I just wanted to make sure
you went to the bathroom before we left.

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Oh, I... I'm good.

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Good, but all that other stuff too.

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Mom, I hate this.

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And I hate that Dad met someone else.

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I know, kiddo. Me too.

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We'll get through this.

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<i>♪ Just about to turn
Just about to turn ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just about to turn
Just about to turn 13! ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Something is coming ♪
- ♪ Thirteen! ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Something is blowing up ♪
- ♪ Thirteen! ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Something is humming ♪
- ♪ Thirteen! ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Somebody's growing up ♪
- ♪ Thirteen! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Thirteen! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Thirteen! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Thirteen! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The best and the worst
And the most and the least ♪</i>

121
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<i>♪ And the crazy and the scary
And we're just about to turn 13! ♪</i>

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[cow moos]

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Oh! Look at that stunning sunset.

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No buildings. No smog. No stress.

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No people. Literally no people.

126
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Thank God. I was so worried.

127
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How was that drive?

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[chuckles weakly]

129
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Oh. You look terrible.

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What? Hug your mother already.

131
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I'm okay, Mom.

132
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You're not. A mother knows.

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Evan. Evan! [laughs]

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Hi, Grandma.

135
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What?

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I'm fine.

137
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You're not. A grandma knows. Come on.

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Wow, this place looks exactly the same.

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[Grandma] I'm surprised you remember.

140
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You haven't been here since you were five,

141
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but if it took a divorce to get you
to come back, maybe it's a good thing.

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- Mom!
- What? I look at the bright side.

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- Come on, I'll show you your room.
- [Evan] All righty.

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- [Grandma] I'll take the bag.
- [Evan] Okay.

145
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[Grandma] Oh my God, it's heavy.
What do you have in here, rocks?

146
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Your room.

147
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Was this my mom's room?

148
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[Grandma] Yes, it was,
but I've been using it as a yoga studio,

149
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so that might be what you smell. Sorry.

150
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Evan.

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I know you'll miss your friends

152
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and school and bagels.

153
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But give it a chance.

154
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When your grandfather brought me here,
I didn't think I'd ever get used to it.

155
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But 50 years later, he's dead,

156
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and I'm still here buying my bras,
eggs, and tires all in one store.

157
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[both laugh]

158
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I love you.

159
00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:04,541
And not just because I have to.

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[cellphone vibrates]

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[owl hoots]

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[owl hoots]

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[sighs] This entire year has been
lawyers and therapists and... carbs,

164
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and every mom on the Upper West Side
asking, "How are you?"

165
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[sighs] I needed out.

166
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[Grandma] So you're out.

167
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Now you can start over.
Do whatever you want.

168
00:10:00,916 --> 00:10:02,958
You could finally write again, huh?

169
00:10:03,458 --> 00:10:06,208
Mom. Give me a little time, okay?

170
00:10:06,291 --> 00:10:09,083
Take all the time you need.
Who am I to judge?

171
00:10:09,166 --> 00:10:10,625
But, ticktock.

172
00:10:10,708 --> 00:10:12,125
I'm just saying.

173
00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,208
How can anyone sleep with all this quiet?

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00:10:15,291 --> 00:10:18,375
Good morning, honey.
Put away your video game.

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00:10:18,458 --> 00:10:19,666
[Grandma] So, Evan,

176
00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:21,916
I was thinking about your Bar Mitzvah.

177
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,333
Okay, just curious.

178
00:10:23,416 --> 00:10:25,708
How many other Jews
are there in Walkerton?

179
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,208
If you include us?

180
00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:29,666
Us.

181
00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:33,750
Is there a temple?

182
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,041
There is. It's called a church.

183
00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:38,791
So we'll do the party in the backyard.

184
00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:42,416
Oh, and I've got a boom box.
You can make me a mixtape.

185
00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:44,583
What's a mixtape?

186
00:10:44,666 --> 00:10:46,291
Also, I'm new here.

187
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If my party is awful,
I'll never live it down.

188
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I know it's important.
We will make it good, I promise.

189
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It needs to be better than good.

190
00:10:57,041 --> 00:10:59,583
Okay. Tell you what. I'll plan it.

191
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- You'll plan it?
- Yes.

192
00:11:01,375 --> 00:11:02,500
- You?
- Yes.

193
00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:04,208
- [Jessica] Really?
- [Evan] Yes, really.

194
00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:06,250
So it can be everything that <i>I</i> want.

195
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,500
- Fine.
- Good.

196
00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:09,708
- Good.
- Good.

197
00:11:09,791 --> 00:11:10,791
- See?
- [door opens]

198
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This is family.

199
00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:13,166
[girl] Miss Ruth!

200
00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,791
- Am I interrupting?
- [all] No!

201
00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:18,791
Uh, hi, Miss Ruth.

202
00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:21,625
Patrice. Perfect.

203
00:11:22,541 --> 00:11:24,125
This is my daughter, Jessica.

204
00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:28,250
And I know it's been a while,
but you and Evan remember each other, yes?

205
00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:30,142
- [Evan] No.
- [Patrice] Not really.

206
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:32,166
Miss Ruth, I came by to return your book.

207
00:11:32,666 --> 00:11:34,625
<i>The Bell Jar.</i>

208
00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:38,375
Oh, this book made me wanna be a writer.

209
00:11:38,458 --> 00:11:39,791
Isn't it a little sad?

210
00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:43,083
What's sad is you're the only one
around here who knew it was sad.

211
00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:46,583
- Patrice, maybe you can show Evan around.
- [Patrice] Sure.

212
00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:47,666
Great.

213
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,500
- Wanna take some toast?
- [Evan] I'm good.

214
00:11:53,791 --> 00:11:54,791
Okay.

215
00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:57,416
- That's a cool shirt.
- Thanks.

216
00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:01,375
I try to warn people here that they're
destroying our wildlife with landfills.

217
00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:04,500
- And how's that going?
- Landfills are part of the tour.

218
00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:06,541
Patrice! Patrice!

219
00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:10,083
- Is that Evan?
- Yeah. Evan, this is Archie.

220
00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:12,750
- Hey, Archie.
- [Archie] I know what you're thinking.

221
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:15,041
Yep, I'm faking it.

222
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,250
I'm gonna show Evan around.

223
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:20,625
This <i>is</i> around.
Let me know if you run into Kendra.

224
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:25,375
- Wait, who's Kendra?
- An angel walking amongst us mere mortals.

225
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:26,750
[chuckles]

226
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,875
- Cool. I can't wait to meet her.
- [Patrice laughs]

227
00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:31,958
I'm not planning on running into Kendra.
We'll see you later.

228
00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:33,333
[Archie] Fine.

229
00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:34,666
I'll be here.

230
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[dramatically] Alone.

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The one child left behind.

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- Don't fall for it.
- See you later, Archie!

233
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[Archie] Welcome to Walkerton.

234
00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:44,916
If someone offers to pray for you,
let them.

235
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,208
[laughs]

236
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:50,083
- So what is there to do around here?
- Not much.

237
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,000
Yesterday I finished YouTube.

238
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:55,291
It's not nearly as exciting
as your life in New York.

239
00:12:55,791 --> 00:12:57,375
Exciting, right.

240
00:12:57,458 --> 00:13:00,625
My dad gets a midlife crisis,
and I get mid-America.

241
00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:03,916
Now I have to have my Bar Mitzvah
in Walkerton, Indiana.

242
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,958
For us Jews, it's the one day
that's supposed to be happy and perfect.

243
00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:09,750
See, Catholics don't have that day.

244
00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:11,791
It would go against
everything we believe in.

245
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:15,458
[Evan] Back home, your party defines you.

246
00:13:15,541 --> 00:13:18,875
Hey, you help with <i>my</i> petition
to phase out single-use plastic,

247
00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:20,541
and I'll help <i>you</i> plan your party.

248
00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:23,791
Deal. And I'll make that
my Mitzvah project.

249
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Your what?

250
00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:27,250
When you have a Bar Mitzvah,

251
00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:29,791
you get to pick a charity project
that helps others.

252
00:13:30,416 --> 00:13:31,750
This is all working out.

253
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:35,250
We'll find the best DJ
at the best ballroom at the best hotel.

254
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:38,083
- Which is the Best Western.
- What?

255
00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:46,000
Okay, where to start?

256
00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:54,291
<i>♪ Down the road, there's a Dairy Queen
Up the block, there's a Walmart ♪</i>

257
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:58,333
<i>♪ There's a place
You can accessorize your pets ♪</i>

258
00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:05,666
<i>♪ A school, a tree, a couple of churches
And no matter how hard anybody searches ♪</i>

259
00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:10,583
<i>♪ That's about as thrilling
As this dumbass village gets ♪</i>

260
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:14,875
<i>♪ It's the lamest place in the world ♪</i>

261
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:17,458
<i>♪ But it just got a little bit better ♪</i>

262
00:14:18,916 --> 00:14:21,500
<i>♪ So don't disappear ♪</i>

263
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:25,583
<i>♪ It's the lamest place in the world ♪</i>

264
00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:30,375
<i>♪ But I'm pretty sure
It's not as lame as it was before ♪</i>

265
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:33,958
<i>♪ Now that you're here ♪</i>

266
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,708
Come on, I'll show you the hillside
where everyone waits for the resurrection.

267
00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:41,250
And tomorrow,
I can show you the haunted barn.

268
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:47,500
<i>♪ Forty miles to the nearest river
Sixty miles to the airport ♪</i>

269
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:51,958
<i>♪ When we plan our escape
That's where we're gonna have to be ♪</i>

270
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,083
[cow moos]

271
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:56,000
<i>♪ It's a shame, it's a sham
It's a terrible pity ♪</i>

272
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:58,833
<i>♪ You got dragged away
From New York City ♪</i>

273
00:14:58,916 --> 00:15:03,750
<i>♪ It's major suck for you
But it's amazing luck for me ♪</i>

274
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:08,625
<i>♪ It's the lamest place in the world ♪</i>

275
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:14,500
<i>♪ And you're completely exotic ♪</i>

276
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:20,000
<i>♪ Intellectual, neurotic ♪</i>

277
00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:24,208
<i>♪ You would never have a shot ♪</i>

278
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:30,291
<i>♪ Except you found the perfect guide ♪</i>

279
00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:36,041
<i>♪ And though I don't really know you ♪</i>

280
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:41,458
<i>♪ I can hardly wait to show you ♪</i>

281
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,208
<i>♪ Every fake and freak
Every fool and clown ♪</i>

282
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:47,125
<i>♪ Since the Chippewas settled
This stupid town ♪</i>

283
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,833
<i>♪ Let 'em laugh, they won't keep me down ♪</i>

284
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:55,916
<i>♪ With you by my side! ♪</i>

285
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,875
<i>♪ And it just got a little bit better ♪</i>

286
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,500
<i>♪ Amazing but true ♪</i>

287
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:08,250
<i>♪ Yes, the lamest place in the world
Has lots of flaws ♪</i>

288
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,750
<i>♪ But maybe it'll be fine ♪</i>

289
00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:13,250
<i>♪ Because it brought me ♪</i>

290
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:20,333
<i>♪ To you! ♪</i>

291
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:32,791
- [Evan] Mom, Patrice is waiting for me!
- [Jessica] Books. Where are your books?

292
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,541
There <i>are</i> no books. It's the first day.
It's just the first day.

293
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:36,625
Okay, okay, okay.

294
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:40,416
- [Evan wheezes]
- [sighs] I am so proud of you.

295
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,750
[strained voice]
You're popping my lung. Okay.

296
00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:47,541
Hey!

297
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:49,833
Love you, Mom.

298
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:52,333
[Jessica sighs]

299
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,625
[Patrice] I'm so excited
about my petition.

300
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:04,250
We can set things up at lunch,
and I'll show you where everything is.

301
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:08,458
[boy] Eddie, Malcolm, check this out.
We're in a canoe. Right?

302
00:17:08,541 --> 00:17:11,666
- Come on, Ev, let's get inside.
- One second.

303
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:15,250
I said, "Yo, dude,
what happened to your toe?"

304
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,875
And he said, "Leeches."

305
00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:20,208
- [mouths] What?
- Bro, what?

306
00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:23,125
- Hey, Brett got taller, huh?
- [boy] No way, man.

307
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,208
Lucy!

308
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,708
You're totally into Brett.

309
00:17:26,791 --> 00:17:30,375
[chuckles]
I did think about him all summer and...

310
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,458
we would look good together and

311
00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:34,000
we are in eighth grade now.

312
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:35,000
[girl 1] Yeah, girl!

313
00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:36,125
[girl 2] Lucy!

314
00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:38,500
[Lucy] Bestie! Hi, Mrs. Duncan!

315
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:39,791
[Mrs. Duncan] Hi, Lucy!

316
00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:44,791
Lucy, it was the worst summer ever.
She put me in summer school.

317
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,333
Everyone's at camp having fun,

318
00:17:46,416 --> 00:17:49,291
and I'm doing Bible study
and Latin and violin and science

319
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:52,625
while she picks out all my clothes
and watches over everything I do.

320
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:54,375
- [Lucy] Horrible!
- [boy] KC!

321
00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:56,625
- Hey, there's Brett.
- [boy] Carlos, what's up?

322
00:17:56,708 --> 00:18:00,416
I know! Listen, Kendra. I've been dying
to tell you about how Brett...

323
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,708
Hi, everybody!

324
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,041
Hey, Kendra.

325
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:07,166
[Kendra] Hey.

326
00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:09,083
Hey.

327
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,000
- Hey.
- Hey.

328
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000
Hey.

329
00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:16,541
[kids chuckle]

330
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,250
I've really missed you, Kendra.

331
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,750
[all] Aw!

332
00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:24,125
This might have been

333
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:26,041
the longest summer ever.

334
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:27,125
[all] Aw!

335
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,708
Nope! Same amount of months.

336
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,000
- But I saved every one of our texts.
- [girls] Aw!

337
00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:36,000
Hold up. You two have been texting?

338
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:37,875
- Yeah, we have.
- Yeah, we have.

339
00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:42,416
I thought your mom took away your phone.
You hardly texted me, like,

340
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,166
at all.

341
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:48,125
Well, yeah, but whenever I could sneak it,
Brett and I would text.

342
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:52,541
Kendra, yeah, can we chat a sec?

343
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:56,750
Brett, I was thinking about lots of things
when we were apart this summer.

344
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,541
Yeah? Things like?

345
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,666
<i>♪ This summer I was losing my mind ♪</i>

346
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,875
<i>♪ Trying to keep myself busy ♪</i>

347
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:08,750
<i>- ♪ 'Stead of thinking 'bout you ♪
- ♪ Thinking about you ♪</i>

348
00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:12,375
<i>♪ No matter how I acted
I could never really get distracted ♪</i>

349
00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:14,309
<i>♪ And the mystery in my mind
That I can't dismiss ♪</i>

350
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,333
<i>♪ Is when I'm ever gonna
Get my first real kiss ♪</i>

351
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:20,166
<i>♪ I spend every night and day
Just thinking about how I could get away ♪</i>

352
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,083
<i>♪ But I'm stuck in jail
I can't get free ♪</i>

353
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,250
<i>♪ 'Cause there's my mother
Always watching me ♪</i>

354
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:27,166
<i>♪ I tried to do the stuff I love to do ♪</i>

355
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,958
<i>♪ But every song, every game
It's all the same ♪</i>

356
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:35,166
<i>♪ It just made me, made me
Ma-made me wanna be with you! ♪</i>

357
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,375
<i>- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪</i>

358
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:43,125
<i>♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪</i>

359
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:45,416
<i>- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪</i>

360
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:48,166
<i>♪ And I think that I'm ready now ♪</i>

361
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:51,041
<i>♪ Same story, I was losing my mind ♪</i>

362
00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:54,958
<i>♪ On the shores of Lake Wawasee
'Stead of being with you ♪</i>

363
00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:56,083
<i>♪ Being with you ♪</i>

364
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:58,434
<i>♪ Sometimes when I couldn't write
I was beaming thoughts</i> ♪

365
00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,498
<i>♪ From my brain at night ♪</i>

366
00:19:59,541 --> 00:20:01,125
<i>♪ From the mess hall, the canteen ♪</i>

367
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:03,808
<i>♪ From the lake, from the lodge
The latrine that I had to clean ♪</i>

368
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:07,458
<i>♪ Thinking, "All I really wanna do
Is to have my first real kiss with you" ♪</i>

369
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,375
<i>♪ "Where it's dark and quiet
And romantic" ♪</i>

370
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,517
<i>♪ "Without your mom standing there
Getting frantic" ♪</i>

371
00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:14,708
<i>♪ And now I'm here beside you
Like a dream come true ♪</i>

372
00:20:14,791 --> 00:20:17,000
<i>♪ Every minute, every day
I was kept away ♪</i>

373
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:22,500
<i>♪ Only made me, made me
Ma-made me wanna be with you! ♪</i>

374
00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:24,708
<i>- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪</i>

375
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:30,166
<i>♪ I've been waiting all summer for you ♪</i>

376
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,541
<i>- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪</i>

377
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:35,041
<i>♪ And I think that I'm ready now ♪</i>

378
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:37,666
Who are those guys? Introduce me.

379
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:40,833
Those aren't my friends.
Let's just go, okay.

380
00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:47,791
- Hi, man. Nice kicks.
- Huh. Thanks.

381
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,583
Oh, you're the new kid, right?

382
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,458
Yeah, I'm Evan Goldman. I'm from New York.

383
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,791
- What's up? Brett Sampson.
- Good to meet you.

384
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,708
I'm Kendra Duncan. Hi.

385
00:20:55,791 --> 00:20:58,416
Wait, you're Kendra? <i>The</i> Kendra?

386
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,291
You know what just happened
when Evan said the name "Kendra"?

387
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:02,583
[everyone] What?!

388
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,333
<i>♪ It made me, made me
Ma-made me wanna be with ♪</i>

389
00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:08,416
<i>♪ It made me, made me
Ma-made me wanna be with ♪</i>

390
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,750
<i>♪ It made me, made me
Ma-made me wanna be with ♪</i>

391
00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:11,833
[school bell rings]

392
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:17,208
<i>♪ You! ♪</i>

393
00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:19,333
<i>- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪</i>

394
00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:24,875
<i>♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪</i>

395
00:21:24,958 --> 00:21:27,083
<i>- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪</i>

396
00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:32,791
<i>♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪</i>

397
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,291
<i>♪ I've been waiting ♪</i>

398
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:39,791
<i>♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪</i>

399
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:42,017
<i>- ♪ I've been waiting for you ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪</i>

400
00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:44,791
<i>- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting all summer... ♪</i>

401
00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:45,708
Wait for me!

402
00:21:45,791 --> 00:21:47,458
<i>- ♪ ...you! ♪</i>
- Guys, wait up. Wait. Hi!

403
00:21:47,541 --> 00:21:48,375
[bell rings]

404
00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:51,041
<i>- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪</i>

405
00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:55,750
<i>♪ Waiting all summer for you ♪</i>

406
00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:58,500
- [Evan] Where's the main office?
- Oh, come with us.

407
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,833
Oh. Yeah. Cool.

408
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,291
You're not upset, are you?

409
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:07,875
No, I just think

410
00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:11,666
texting all summer with someone
you wanna have your first kiss with

411
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:14,583
is something you tell your best friend,
if, you know,

412
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,125
she really is your best friend.

413
00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:17,833
Don't even say that, Lucy.

414
00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:20,416
Of course I'm happy for you.

415
00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:22,625
And it will all work out.

416
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:26,291
I mean, assuming no one else
likes him. [scoffs]

417
00:22:26,958 --> 00:22:27,958
- Right.
- Out.

418
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:34,458
Kendra, check it out.
Evan just invited us to his big party.

419
00:22:34,541 --> 00:22:37,750
- It's my Bar Mitzvah. This fall.
- What's a Bar Mitzvah, exactly?

420
00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:40,125
It's this Jewish thing
where they make you talk backwards

421
00:22:40,208 --> 00:22:41,958
and everyone gets circumcised.

422
00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:43,041
What?

423
00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:44,083
Uh!

424
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,166
N... No!

425
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:49,833
It's a party. With dancing. And a DJ.

426
00:22:49,916 --> 00:22:51,083
It'll be awesome.

427
00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:52,875
- [Lucy] Oh.
- [kids laugh]

428
00:22:52,958 --> 00:22:54,875
Actually, my friend, Patrice,
helped me plan it.

429
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,166
[Lucy, scornfully] Patrice? <i>That</i> Patrice?

430
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:59,791
Sign the petition for compostable cutlery.

431
00:22:59,875 --> 00:23:02,083
Do what's right. Not easy.

432
00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:04,791
- [boy] <i>That</i> was easy.
- [laughter breaks out]

433
00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:07,083
[smugly] Yeah, maybe not.

434
00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:08,208
Ooh.

435
00:23:09,041 --> 00:23:13,000
[Evan] She's good people. She, you know,
just does her own thing. Patrice.

436
00:23:13,083 --> 00:23:14,763
No, she thinks she's better than everyone.

437
00:23:14,791 --> 00:23:17,458
Whatever, Lucy. Evan, can we talk?

438
00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:20,166
- [scoffs]
- [Evan] One second, guys.

439
00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:21,791
What is going on, Patrice?

440
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:24,500
- That's who you wanna hang out with?
- I dunno. They seem cool.

441
00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:26,750
Is that what you want? To be "cool"?

442
00:23:27,291 --> 00:23:30,000
- I want them to come to my party.
- Why?

443
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:31,625
Because it's my Bar Mitzvah.

444
00:23:31,708 --> 00:23:33,791
I need a great party.
What's your problem with them?

445
00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:38,375
Any group that has room for Lucy Hallman
is not a group that I need to be part of.

446
00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:40,416
- [mouthing]
- [Evan] How about this?

447
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,583
They come to my Bar Mitzvah,
and you and me have our own party.

448
00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:44,666
Just us.

449
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:46,833
Boom. Everyone's happy.

450
00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:50,000
You did <i>not</i> just say that.

451
00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:52,916
Whatever's going on between you all,
I can help fix it.

452
00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:56,083
Whatever. I don't even care.

453
00:23:56,791 --> 00:23:58,916
- Patrice, I...
- [footsteps receding]

454
00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:05,458
Archie, what just happened?

455
00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:07,375
Middle school.

456
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,250
- Juice box?
- [Patrice] Thanks, Zee.

457
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,208
Sometimes it helps
just to puncture something.

458
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,541
You don't have to help me.

459
00:24:22,375 --> 00:24:23,791
[Jessica] I wanna be useful.

460
00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:29,875
[Jessica sighs]

461
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:33,500
Jessica!

462
00:24:34,291 --> 00:24:37,541
There are seven trillion nerves
in the human body,

463
00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:40,041
and you are getting on every one of mine.

464
00:24:41,333 --> 00:24:43,250
Find something to do.

465
00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:46,458
I know.
You could finally write your novel.

466
00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:47,875
What would I write about?

467
00:24:47,958 --> 00:24:50,708
That my son resents me
for blowing up his life?

468
00:24:50,791 --> 00:24:55,000
Or that after putting my own life on hold
so my husband could build up his law firm,

469
00:24:55,083 --> 00:24:57,750
he betrays me, so our marriage implodes?

470
00:24:57,833 --> 00:25:01,958
Or the kicker, I'm sleeping in the room
where my mom keeps her orthopedic shoes

471
00:25:02,041 --> 00:25:06,000
because just when I've stopped asking,
"How can things get any worse,"

472
00:25:06,083 --> 00:25:08,416
I find myself starting completely over.

473
00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:13,208
- That's what I should write about?
- I'll clear off your father's old desk.

474
00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:14,291
Thank you.

475
00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:16,208
- [whistle sounds]
- [Brett] Set!

476
00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:19,250
- Okay, Kendra, spill the tea!
- [Kendra] Okay.

477
00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:22,291
Brett wants to kiss me,
and I wanna kiss him back.

478
00:25:22,375 --> 00:25:23,625
[all shout excitedly]

479
00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:26,041
Fun, right?

480
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:29,416
Just remember, you only get one shot.
Do it wrong,

481
00:25:29,916 --> 00:25:31,208
someone loses a tongue.

482
00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:35,416
- Are you sure you're ready?
- Wait, Lucy, what's that scent?

483
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:36,333
[sniffs]

484
00:25:36,416 --> 00:25:38,083
Is that jealousy?

485
00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:41,708
First of all, blend your contour before
you come at me like that, Charlotte.

486
00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:43,875
- [girls laugh]
- And second, we know how it works.

487
00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:46,875
Problem is, her mom
will never let her be alone with him.

488
00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:50,666
We'll find a spot my mom won't know about.
I always do what she tells me.

489
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:54,333
I wanna decide something for myself.
Be my own person, for once.

490
00:25:54,416 --> 00:25:57,375
- Mmm?
- And that person wants to kiss Brett!

491
00:25:57,458 --> 00:25:58,458
[girls giggle]

492
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:00,333
[laughs insincerely]

493
00:26:00,958 --> 00:26:03,500
Great. Call the motions.

494
00:26:03,583 --> 00:26:04,416
Right.

495
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,708
Here. We. Go.

496
00:26:06,791 --> 00:26:08,500
- O-P-P!
- O-P-P!

497
00:26:08,583 --> 00:26:10,333
- O-R-T!
- O-R-T!

498
00:26:10,416 --> 00:26:12,708
- Unity!
- Unity!

499
00:26:13,291 --> 00:26:16,708
<i>♪ Brett wants Kendra
To be his girlfriend ♪</i>

500
00:26:18,916 --> 00:26:22,208
<i>♪ But Brett is the boy
That I wanna be with ♪</i>

501
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:28,750
<i>♪ I'm tired of being
Second best to my best friend ♪</i>

502
00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:33,375
<i>♪ So she's smart, and she's pretty
And she's nice, oh hey! ♪</i>

503
00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:36,500
<i>♪ I'm smart, and I'm pretty
And I'm... anyway ♪</i>

504
00:26:36,583 --> 00:26:39,458
<i>♪ I'm a better choice to be with Brett
And I can prove it if I get ♪</i>

505
00:26:39,541 --> 00:26:44,916
<i>♪ An O-P-P, opportunity!
O-P-P, opportunity! ♪</i>

506
00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:48,666
<i>♪ O-P-P, opportunity! ♪</i>

507
00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:51,333
<i>- ♪ O-P-P ♪
- ♪ Opportunity ♪</i>

508
00:26:51,416 --> 00:26:57,333
<i>♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!
Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪</i>

509
00:26:57,416 --> 00:27:03,625
<i>♪ I'd show Brett what his girl oughta be
If I only had an itty-bitty opportunity ♪</i>

510
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:06,541
<i>♪ M-m-m, yeah ♪</i>

511
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:10,041
<i>♪ Oooh! ♪</i>

512
00:27:10,125 --> 00:27:14,250
<i>♪ Oooh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh! ♪</i>

513
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:15,333
<i>♪ Opportunity! ♪</i>

514
00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:18,333
<i>♪ Picture me
Being Brett's new girlfriend ♪</i>

515
00:27:18,416 --> 00:27:21,125
<i>♪ Brett's got a brand-new girlfriend! ♪</i>

516
00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:23,916
<i>♪ Picture Kendra so happy for me ♪</i>

517
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,958
<i>♪ Oooh, sad! ♪</i>

518
00:27:27,041 --> 00:27:30,125
<i>♪ Picture Brett
Hanging out in my rec room ♪</i>

519
00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:32,583
<i>♪ Let's play another game of foosball ♪</i>

520
00:27:32,666 --> 00:27:35,833
<i>♪ I mean, we're basically the same
Check us out, can't you tell? ♪</i>

521
00:27:35,916 --> 00:27:38,708
<i>♪ So I don't get football
But I fake it really well ♪</i>

522
00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:42,041
<i>♪ I could show him I'm a better girl
If someone just would get a girl ♪</i>

523
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:44,833
<i>♪ An O-P-P, opportunity ♪</i>

524
00:27:44,916 --> 00:27:48,000
<i>- ♪ O-P-P, opportunity ♪
- ♪ Hey-oh! ♪</i>

525
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:53,208
<i>♪ O-P-P, opportunity
O-P-P, opportunity ♪</i>

526
00:27:53,291 --> 00:27:59,958
<i>♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!
Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪</i>

527
00:28:00,041 --> 00:28:02,500
<i>♪ How will he know
That he really wants me ♪</i>

528
00:28:02,583 --> 00:28:05,791
<i>♪ If he never even gets
A little opportunity? ♪</i>

529
00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:14,708
<i>♪ Ho-ha! ♪</i>

530
00:28:14,791 --> 00:28:17,583
<i>♪ Here we go, here we go
Here we go, huh! ♪</i>

531
00:28:17,666 --> 00:28:20,833
[rapping]
<i>♪ Lucy's gonna get what Lucy deserves ♪</i>

532
00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:24,708
<i>♪ I've got the vision, the precision
And the nerves, and I'm merciless ♪</i>

533
00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:26,708
<i>♪ I cast a curse, you can't reverse this ♪</i>

534
00:28:26,791 --> 00:28:29,291
<i>♪ I'm gonna be
The first to get the first kiss ♪</i>

535
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,958
<i>- ♪ Check that! ♪
- ♪ Ho! ♪</i>

536
00:28:31,041 --> 00:28:34,059
<i>♪ In the lunch room or the locker room
I can rock a room like a shock, boom ♪</i>

537
00:28:34,083 --> 00:28:36,083
<i>♪ Your time is running out
Tick-tick-tock, boom! ♪</i>

538
00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:37,851
<i>♪ Ever since we were three
It's been Kendra and me ♪</i>

539
00:28:37,875 --> 00:28:41,625
<i>♪ But it's time now to break free
Hashtag never underestimate me ♪</i>

540
00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:44,666
<i>- ♪ Up high for L-U-C-Y! ♪
- ♪ Ho! ♪</i>

541
00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:47,125
<i>- ♪ Up high for L-U-C-Y! ♪
- ♪ Ho! ♪</i>

542
00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:48,750
<i>- ♪ What's it gonna be? ♪
- ♪ What? ♪</i>

543
00:28:48,833 --> 00:28:52,875
- <i>♪ </i>When am I gonna see some... ♪
<i>- ♪ O-P-P-O-R-T unity! ♪</i>

544
00:28:52,958 --> 00:28:58,750
<i>♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!
Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪</i>

545
00:28:58,833 --> 00:29:05,041
<i>♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!
Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪</i>

546
00:29:05,125 --> 00:29:07,541
<i>♪ What kind of best friend would I be ♪</i>

547
00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:10,833
<i>♪ If I didn't take advantage
Of an opportunity? ♪</i>

548
00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:17,458
The guys are meeting me out front.

549
00:29:17,541 --> 00:29:20,375
Evan, I thought we agreed
we'd have family breakfast?

550
00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:21,666
Look, I even cooked.

551
00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:23,041
- You cooked?
- Yeah!

552
00:29:23,125 --> 00:29:26,375
Last time you cooked something
from scratch, you summoned a demon.

553
00:29:26,458 --> 00:29:29,291
It was raw <i>and</i> burnt in the same bite.

554
00:29:29,791 --> 00:29:32,791
Just... try it.

555
00:29:35,125 --> 00:29:36,125
Sit.

556
00:29:41,916 --> 00:29:42,916
Uh-huh.

557
00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:45,041
Uh-huh.

558
00:29:45,125 --> 00:29:47,583
So? It's pretty good, right?

559
00:29:47,666 --> 00:29:49,833
- See? It's pretty good.
- Good job, Mom.

560
00:29:49,916 --> 00:29:52,416
Pretty good. It's a really decent omelet.

561
00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:54,958
They're pancakes.

562
00:29:57,250 --> 00:29:58,250
Okay.

563
00:29:58,750 --> 00:30:02,208
What's going on with your party planning?
You haven't told me anything.

564
00:30:02,291 --> 00:30:05,791
- Oh, I'm working on it.
- Is Patrice still helping you?

565
00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:08,500
She didn't come around yesterday
like she usually does.

566
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,500
See, the thing is,
I have a lot of friends now,

567
00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:14,833
and, you know, it's just fine.

568
00:30:14,916 --> 00:30:16,000
[cellphone buzzing]

569
00:30:23,041 --> 00:30:26,208
- Joel?
- Hey, is Evan around?

570
00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:27,291
Uh...

571
00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:30,750
- Yeah, he's right here.
- My friend's here. I gotta go.

572
00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:33,125
- [Jessica] Evan, talk to your father.
- [Evan] Bye.

573
00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:34,666
[door shuts]

574
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,416
Sorry, Joel, he ran off.

575
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:40,000
<i>I've been trying to reach him,
but he won't answer my calls.</i>

576
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:43,875
Well, give him time. He's adjusting.

577
00:30:43,958 --> 00:30:45,166
Has he said anything

578
00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:47,666
about wanting me
to come for the Bar Mitzvah?

579
00:30:48,708 --> 00:30:50,041
I will ask him again.

580
00:30:50,833 --> 00:30:52,625
Is he gonna be okay?

581
00:30:52,708 --> 00:30:53,875
Now? [scoffs]

582
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,416
<i>Now</i> you're wondering
if he's gonna be okay?

583
00:30:58,375 --> 00:30:59,625
I'll keep trying him.

584
00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:01,875
[cellphone beeps]

585
00:31:07,041 --> 00:31:08,958
[Evan] Come on, Eddie. Throw it to me.

586
00:31:09,833 --> 00:31:10,833
Come on!

587
00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:13,083
Let's go! Whoa!

588
00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:16,958
[boys laughing]

589
00:31:21,166 --> 00:31:22,291
[Archie] Hey, Patrice!

590
00:31:23,291 --> 00:31:24,375
Patrice!

591
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,600
[unenthusiastically] What is it, Archie?

592
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:32,083
- How come you haven't answered my texts?
- Because I don't understand them.

593
00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:35,916
What's "H-C-Y-H-A-M-T"?

594
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,083
How Come You Haven't Answered My Texts.

595
00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:40,166
Duh.

596
00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:42,375
What is it, Archie?

597
00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:45,208
You don't have to be mad at me
'cause you're mad at Evan.

598
00:31:45,291 --> 00:31:49,416
I'm not mad at him. All he cares about
is that everyone comes to his party.

599
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,416
Come on, he's just trying to fit in.

600
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,833
Why are <i>you</i> defending him?

601
00:31:52,916 --> 00:31:55,541
Well, don't get mad at me. I'm upset too.

602
00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:58,416
If Kendra and Brett kiss,
where does that leave me?

603
00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:01,958
I thought he was my friend, Archie.

604
00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:04,291
[sighs]

605
00:32:07,583 --> 00:32:11,000
Oh man, Brett,
you're good at, like, everything you do.

606
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,500
[Brett] Thanks.

607
00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:17,208
You know, I also play the guitar, and...

608
00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:21,125
Okay, you think I could
play something at your party?

609
00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:24,500
- I also write my own songs. A little.
- For real?

610
00:32:24,583 --> 00:32:26,958
Yeah, for anyone. I'm kinda good.

611
00:32:28,041 --> 00:32:30,416
I wrote one song called "Kendra," right?

612
00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:32,875
Oh, there's also, "Hey, Kendra."

613
00:32:33,708 --> 00:32:35,291
There's "Hey, Is Kendra Home?"

614
00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:37,875
I wrote that one
while walking to her front door.

615
00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:39,458
Yes, you can play at my party.

616
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:41,541
Thank you.

617
00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:42,625
[cellphone buzzes]

618
00:32:47,875 --> 00:32:49,416
[buzzing stops]

619
00:32:50,208 --> 00:32:52,000
Sorry about your parents breaking up.

620
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:55,041
Mine did too, a few years ago.

621
00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:57,375
I hated it.

622
00:32:57,458 --> 00:33:00,416
I guess the hardest part for me
was having to leave home.

623
00:33:00,916 --> 00:33:04,166
I couldn't imagine leaving here.
It's where my stuff is.

624
00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:06,958
But also, there's...

625
00:33:07,041 --> 00:33:09,625
<i>♪ Kendra over there ♪</i>

626
00:33:12,250 --> 00:33:14,375
Man, I wanna kiss her.

627
00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:17,791
If you both wanna kiss so much, just kiss.

628
00:33:18,291 --> 00:33:22,458
It has to be somewhere special.
Something she'll always remember.

629
00:33:22,541 --> 00:33:23,541
You know?

630
00:33:26,458 --> 00:33:28,666
Come on. We finna get some snacks.

631
00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:31,250
Checkmate.

632
00:33:31,291 --> 00:33:33,750
That's defense. Pay up, you fools.

633
00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:35,250
Into the donation bag.

634
00:33:36,833 --> 00:33:38,041
[Evan] What's up, Eddie?

635
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,208
Yo, <i>The Bloodmaster</i>
is closing this weekend.

636
00:33:44,291 --> 00:33:47,666
- I wish our folks would let us go.
- Never gonna happen.

637
00:33:48,166 --> 00:33:49,916
[Eddie] We'll never see that movie.

638
00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:54,791
Wait. That's it. I know the perfect place
for Brett and Kendra to kiss.

639
00:33:54,875 --> 00:33:57,458
For real? Yo, listen to this.

640
00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:02,416
<i>♪ Okay, listen up ♪</i>

641
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:05,500
<i>♪ The solution to your problem
Is</i> The Bloodmaster ♪

642
00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:06,916
- What?
- Really?

643
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,875
<i>♪ You say, "No, a horror movie
Isn't where you have your first kiss" ♪</i>

644
00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:12,250
<i>The Bloodmaster</i>?

645
00:34:13,041 --> 00:34:15,875
<i>♪ Hear me out, there's a few
Little things I wanna mention ♪</i>

646
00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:18,750
<i>♪ First, it's dark, and it's scary
So you'll wanna hug tight ♪</i>

647
00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:21,625
<i>♪ There are folks all around
But they're not paying attention ♪</i>

648
00:34:21,708 --> 00:34:24,708
<i>♪ 'Cause some wacko with an axe
Is hacking everyone in sight ♪</i>

649
00:34:24,791 --> 00:34:26,208
<i>♪ So when you're in the market ♪</i>

650
00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:29,458
<i>♪ For a thing that makes your heart
Pump the blood faster ♪</i>

651
00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:32,250
<i>♪ I suggest </i>The Bloodmaster ♪

652
00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:34,875
<i>♪ Friday night! ♪</i>

653
00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:38,041
Friday night? This is awesome.
What do you think, Kendra?

654
00:34:38,125 --> 00:34:39,250
Um...

655
00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:42,541
<i>♪ Hold up, hold up
Let me tell you where it's at ♪</i>

656
00:34:42,625 --> 00:34:45,291
<i>♪ Kendra's mom'll never let her
See a movie like that ♪</i>

657
00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:48,458
<i>♪ And if she doesn't go
Then I guess they can't do it ♪</i>

658
00:34:48,541 --> 00:34:50,421
- I guess she's kinda right.
- I'm always right.

659
00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:53,333
<i>♪ Nothing to it, here's the deal
Kendra never tells her mom ♪</i>

660
00:34:53,416 --> 00:34:55,708
<i>♪ That she's going to </i>The Bloodmaster ♪

661
00:34:55,791 --> 00:34:56,625
What do I say?

662
00:34:56,708 --> 00:35:00,416
<i>♪ 'Cause for real, she'll be heading
Home with Lucy after school that day ♪</i>

663
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,375
- My house?
<i>- </i>Sleepover! Yay!

664
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,708
<i>♪ At 6:45, Kendra Zooms with her mother ♪</i>

665
00:35:05,791 --> 00:35:08,458
<i>♪ And she asks if it's okay
To hang with Lucy all night ♪</i>

666
00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:13,541
<i>♪ And at 7:05, Cassie's mom picks you up
'Cause everyone says Cassie's mom's cool ♪</i>

667
00:35:13,625 --> 00:35:14,625
<i>♪ That's right! ♪</i>

668
00:35:14,666 --> 00:35:18,958
<i>♪ And at 7:22, like a blizzard
That's predicted by a forecaster ♪</i>

669
00:35:19,041 --> 00:35:19,875
<i>♪ Shoop shoop</i> ♪

670
00:35:19,958 --> 00:35:23,333
<i>♪ You drop into </i>The Bloodmaster
<i>Friday ni... ♪</i>

671
00:35:23,416 --> 00:35:26,166
<i>♪ Hold up, hold up
I don't know what you mean ♪</i>

672
00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:28,916
<i>♪ 'Cause they won't let us in
Until we're 17 ♪</i>

673
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,833
<i>♪ So hold the applause
And can the confetti ♪</i>

674
00:35:33,541 --> 00:35:36,375
<i>♪ I'm on it already!
There's another movie playing ♪</i>

675
00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:39,458
<i>♪ At the theater
Where we're gonna see</i> The Bloodmaster ♪

676
00:35:39,541 --> 00:35:40,583
<i>♪ </i>The Bloodmaster! ♪

677
00:35:40,666 --> 00:35:44,625
<i>♪ So we just buy tickets
To the little kiddie movie instead ♪</i>

678
00:35:44,708 --> 00:35:46,500
<i>♪ Shoop shoop
Shoop shoop ♪</i>

679
00:35:46,583 --> 00:35:49,416
<i>♪ Good luck, there's a manager
Who doesn't miss a trick ♪</i>

680
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:52,708
<i>♪ It's not a problem
If we all get the moves just right ♪</i>

681
00:35:52,791 --> 00:35:55,458
<i>♪ I'll create a distraction
With the guy who's taking tickets ♪</i>

682
00:35:55,541 --> 00:35:58,250
<i>♪ And we duck into the theater
While you block us from sight ♪</i>

683
00:35:58,333 --> 00:35:59,166
<i>♪ Then we're in! ♪</i>

684
00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:03,125
<i>♪ Kendra gets to be the queen
Brett gets to be the stud master! ♪</i>

685
00:36:03,833 --> 00:36:05,875
<i>♪ We're going to </i>The Bloodmaster! ♪

686
00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:10,291
<i>- ♪ Friday night! ♪
- ♪ We're going to</i> The Bloodmaster! ♪

687
00:36:10,375 --> 00:36:13,166
<i>♪ We're going to </i>The Bloodmaster! ♪

688
00:36:14,166 --> 00:36:18,625
<i>♪ This Friday night! ♪</i>

689
00:36:18,708 --> 00:36:20,666
Great job. It's gonna be so much fun.

690
00:36:20,750 --> 00:36:22,166
- [boy] Sweet, Evan.
- Walk with me.

691
00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:26,458
So, Evan Goldman,
you figured it out! You're the hero.

692
00:36:27,166 --> 00:36:29,458
Not really. I mean, a little maybe, but...

693
00:36:29,541 --> 00:36:33,666
And it seems important that we all come
to this party of yours because,

694
00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:37,375
well, if there's a party
and I tell people not to come...

695
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:39,916
there isn't a party.

696
00:36:41,875 --> 00:36:45,041
Why do I feel there's more to this chat
than the one we're currently having?

697
00:36:47,291 --> 00:36:50,208
Here's the problem.
You need people at your party.

698
00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:53,916
I need to make sure Brett and Kendra
<i>don't</i> kiss at this movie on Friday,

699
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,208
which was your idea.

700
00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:57,625
Why don't you want Brett and Kendra to k...

701
00:36:58,583 --> 00:36:59,583
Oh.

702
00:37:00,291 --> 00:37:01,500
You see my dilemma.

703
00:37:01,583 --> 00:37:02,583
Of course,

704
00:37:03,166 --> 00:37:06,416
Kendra's my best friend,
and I could never hurt her, so...

705
00:37:07,541 --> 00:37:10,583
You help me,
I help you. It's quid pro quo!

706
00:37:10,666 --> 00:37:14,708
How am I supposed to stop them from
getting together if they like each other?

707
00:37:14,791 --> 00:37:17,791
You're the guy with all the answers.
You'll figure it out.

708
00:37:18,916 --> 00:37:21,416
Aw, I'm so glad we're friends. Aren't you?

709
00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:24,250
Bye!

710
00:37:27,416 --> 00:37:28,250
[Brett] <i>Set!</i>

711
00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:30,166
- [whistle blows]
- [Brett] Set!

712
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:34,500
[Kendra] All right, everyone,
let's try this again. Ready, Lucy?

713
00:37:34,583 --> 00:37:36,041
Five, six, seven...

714
00:37:36,125 --> 00:37:38,500
- Hey, Archie. How you doing?
- Pretty good.

715
00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:42,000
I guess Patrice
is still pretty mad at me, huh?

716
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:46,583
Well, you chose those guys over her.
My guess is she hates you.

717
00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:48,666
[Kendra] Oh, let me grab my bag.

718
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:53,375
Oh! Cute shirt, Archie.

719
00:37:53,458 --> 00:37:54,708
[stutters]

720
00:37:56,750 --> 00:37:59,416
[struggling to form words]

721
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:00,708
Did you see that?

722
00:38:00,791 --> 00:38:02,750
Way to play it cool, Arch.

723
00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:05,166
If I could have ten minutes
sitting next to her,

724
00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:07,500
I would know
that I had not lived my life in vain.

725
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,750
- Does she know you like her?
- Oh.

726
00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:14,083
I think she misinterpreted
my flirting for food poisoning.

727
00:38:14,708 --> 00:38:17,250
Of course, in her defense,
I did throw up after.

728
00:38:18,916 --> 00:38:23,666
What if I told you I had a way for you
to sit next to Kendra for two hours?

729
00:38:23,750 --> 00:38:25,666
Next to her in the same building?

730
00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:28,625
Next to her in the next seat
at the movies on Friday.

731
00:38:28,708 --> 00:38:30,833
Don't toy with me.

732
00:38:32,041 --> 00:38:35,166
Here's the thing.
Lucy is holding my party hostage

733
00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:37,416
unless I stop
Brett and Kendra from kissing.

734
00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:39,333
Okay, I'm listening.

735
00:38:39,416 --> 00:38:42,000
All right, it's pretty complicated,
but hear me out.

736
00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:43,958
What if you sit
on the other side of Kendra...

737
00:38:44,041 --> 00:38:45,583
- I'm in!
- There's more.

738
00:38:45,666 --> 00:38:46,875
Okay, keep going.

739
00:38:47,375 --> 00:38:50,166
Then, at the perfect moment,
you faint on Kendra's shoulder,

740
00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:52,666
drawing her attention
and blocking Brett from kissing her.

741
00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:54,833
Oh! And <i>I</i> get to kiss Kendra instead.

742
00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:57,291
What? No. The plan is,

743
00:38:57,375 --> 00:39:00,875
you make a scene and block the kiss,
and no one will get mad at you because...

744
00:39:00,958 --> 00:39:02,208
Because I'm charming.

745
00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:04,708
Yeah, that.

746
00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:08,750
Lucy gets what she wants,
and everyone comes to my party.

747
00:39:08,833 --> 00:39:11,208
And <i>I</i> get to kiss Kendra.

748
00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:14,291
You keep saying that
as though it's part of the plan.

749
00:39:14,791 --> 00:39:16,166
It's not.

750
00:39:24,083 --> 00:39:25,791
You saved <i>all</i> my old journals?

751
00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:28,250
I thought I told you
to throw out all my old stuff?

752
00:39:28,916 --> 00:39:30,291
When did you say that?

753
00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:33,333
When I left home and said,
"Throw out all my old stuff."

754
00:39:33,416 --> 00:39:36,416
- Oh! Jess.
- Mom.

755
00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:38,083
Jess. [sighs]

756
00:39:39,416 --> 00:39:42,208
- You know what I miss?
- Subtlety? [sighs]

757
00:39:44,083 --> 00:39:45,083
Teaching.

758
00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:47,291
It gave me purpose.

759
00:39:47,375 --> 00:39:49,166
You were really good at it.

760
00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:53,958
You went to college, worked harder
than anyone, and earned your BFA.

761
00:39:54,041 --> 00:39:57,166
You were a writer. <i>That</i> was your purpose.

762
00:39:57,250 --> 00:40:00,541
And if it took a divorce
to light a fire under your tuchus,

763
00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:02,166
maybe that's a good thing.

764
00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:04,333
- I'm just saying, again.
- [Jessica sighs].

765
00:40:07,208 --> 00:40:09,601
I'm gonna get some stuff
then I'm gonna hang out with Archie.

766
00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,985
No, wait... Oh no...
We're supposed to have dinner together.

767
00:40:12,041 --> 00:40:13,791
And you have a Hebrew lesson.

768
00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:18,375
- I'll reschedule it for tomorrow.
- No... Evan. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come back.

769
00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:24,791
You have blown us off every night.
You won't answer your father's calls.

770
00:40:24,875 --> 00:40:27,166
You haven't talked to me
about your Bar Mitzvah.

771
00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:29,916
And now, skipping lessons?

772
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,291
- What is going on?
- Nothing.

773
00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:35,833
You wanted to move here
and for me to make new friends,

774
00:40:35,916 --> 00:40:38,291
so here I am, making new friends.

775
00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:40,791
- At least <i>I'm </i>trying.
- Look, this is about you.

776
00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:44,791
You will do your lesson with the rabbi,
and then you will see your friends.

777
00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:46,333
[cellphone beeps]

778
00:40:53,375 --> 00:40:55,375
[Jessica sighs]

779
00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:58,875
- [door slams]
- [Jessica huffs]

780
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:00,708
You're his mother.

781
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:03,125
He's watching what you do.

782
00:41:04,333 --> 00:41:06,416
- That's all I've got to say.
- [quietly] Yeah.

783
00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:07,500
I doubt that.

784
00:41:08,541 --> 00:41:09,583
Archie! Archie!

785
00:41:10,791 --> 00:41:14,000
- I can't talk right now.
- [Patrice] Do you wanna come for dinner?

786
00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:17,458
I've got a whole list of movies
where Americans do bad English accents.

787
00:41:19,375 --> 00:41:22,458
All right, fine, you broke me.
We're all going to <i>The Bloodmaster.</i>

788
00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:25,708
Evan made a plan
where I block Brett from kissing Kendra

789
00:41:25,791 --> 00:41:27,791
so Lucy will bring everyone to his party.

790
00:41:27,875 --> 00:41:31,625
Wait, Evan is using you
just to save his party?

791
00:41:32,416 --> 00:41:34,416
Yeah, and I'm good with that.

792
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:37,750
- This is wrong, Archie.
- [Archie] Stay out of it, Patrice.

793
00:41:37,833 --> 00:41:40,333
<i>I like what you're doing,
but think about...</i>

794
00:41:40,416 --> 00:41:41,958
<i>And this could just be fun...</i>

795
00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:45,458
<i>Just... not getting the </i>beit
<i>and the </i>kaf<i> confused.</i>

796
00:41:45,541 --> 00:41:47,458
Except, they're confusing.

797
00:41:47,958 --> 00:41:50,916
[sarcastically] <i>Hmm. You find
a 6,000-year-old language confusing.</i>

798
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,250
<i>Now I see the problem.</i>

799
00:41:52,333 --> 00:41:55,583
<i>You thought this would be easy.
That just... That's just bad intel.</i>

800
00:41:55,666 --> 00:41:56,666
[cellphone beeps]

801
00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:02,958
I'm sorry, there's something important
I need to do.

802
00:42:03,041 --> 00:42:05,250
<i>More important than your Bar Mitzvah?</i>

803
00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:06,333
<i>One moment.</i>

804
00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:11,125
<i>God,</i> [laughs] <i>you're gonna love this.
No, it's Goldman again.</i>

805
00:42:11,208 --> 00:42:14,000
Really, Rabbi, trust me. This can't wait.

806
00:42:14,083 --> 00:42:17,458
You want me to go full rabbi on you?
I'm gonna go... I'm gonna do it.

807
00:42:17,541 --> 00:42:20,583
I'm gonna go full rabbi.
Kippah coming on. Boom.

808
00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:24,083
[whispers] <i>Respect. Respect the yarmulke.</i>

809
00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:28,208
<i>Look, I'm not here to tell you
what you should or shouldn't do, okay?</i>

810
00:42:28,291 --> 00:42:30,208
<i>You gotta find your own way. I just...</i>

811
00:42:31,125 --> 00:42:33,333
<i>I've just walked
a few more steps than you,</i>

812
00:42:33,416 --> 00:42:36,083
<i>and maybe I can help you
stumble a few less than I did.</i>

813
00:42:37,291 --> 00:42:39,750
Really, I'm not avoiding my lesson.

814
00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:44,166
It's your choice.
But listen to this, okay?

815
00:42:45,125 --> 00:42:48,125
Look, how you do one thing
is how you do everything,

816
00:42:48,208 --> 00:42:51,166
<i>and what you're not doing
is learning your haftorah.</i>

817
00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:54,583
Seriously. It's not even Hebrew.
You sound like an injured dolphin.

818
00:42:54,666 --> 00:42:55,791
[high voice] <i>Really? Oh.</i>

819
00:42:55,875 --> 00:42:56,958
[chuckles]

820
00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:00,208
We'll talk soon.

821
00:43:00,916 --> 00:43:01,916
<i>Peace out, Flipper.</i>

822
00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:13,291
<i>♪ Only got one shot
Better get it right ♪</i>

823
00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:15,000
<i>♪ I'm getting ready ♪</i>

824
00:43:16,791 --> 00:43:19,833
<i>♪ Gotta look real hot
'Cause it's Friday night ♪</i>

825
00:43:19,916 --> 00:43:22,416
<i>♪ I'm getting ready! ♪</i>

826
00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:29,666
<i>♪ I'm getting ready today
I'm getting ready to say ♪</i>

827
00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:34,833
<i>♪ "I'm not that weird geek
You think I must be" ♪</i>

828
00:43:36,625 --> 00:43:43,125
<i>♪ I'm getting ready to move
I'm getting ready to prove ♪</i>

829
00:43:43,208 --> 00:43:47,833
<i>♪ Kendra just needs a love god like me ♪</i>

830
00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:52,583
<i>♪ Big night tonight
Then everyone comes to my Bar Mitzvah ♪</i>

831
00:43:52,666 --> 00:43:53,708
<i>♪ Gotta wear a tie ♪</i>

832
00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:59,250
<i>♪ If this goes right
Then everyone comes to my Bar Mitzvah ♪</i>

833
00:43:59,333 --> 00:44:00,333
<i>♪ Gotta zip my fly ♪</i>

834
00:44:00,416 --> 00:44:02,351
<i>♪ If we can get in
And Brett's ready for action ♪</i>

835
00:44:02,375 --> 00:44:03,976
<i>♪ But Kendra's distracted
By Archie's distraction ♪</i>

836
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,642
<i>♪ So they never kiss
Lucy gets satisfaction ♪</i>

837
00:44:05,666 --> 00:44:09,625
<i>- ♪ And everyone comes to my party ♪
- ♪ So I'm getting ready, it's true ♪</i>

838
00:44:09,708 --> 00:44:12,958
<i>♪ I'm getting ready to do ♪</i>

839
00:44:13,041 --> 00:44:15,434
<i>- ♪ Something that makes them ♪
- ♪ Something that makes her ♪</i>

840
00:44:15,458 --> 00:44:19,625
<i>♪ Accept me at last ♪</i>

841
00:44:19,708 --> 00:44:23,083
<i>♪ I'm getting ready, all right ♪</i>

842
00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:27,875
<i>♪ Nothing can stop me tonight ♪</i>

843
00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:35,500
<i>♪ I'm getting ready ♪</i>

844
00:44:35,583 --> 00:44:39,166
<i>♪ Ready ♪</i>

845
00:44:39,250 --> 00:44:44,708
<i>♪ Ready ♪</i>

846
00:44:44,791 --> 00:44:49,083
<i>♪ Now! ♪</i>

847
00:44:49,166 --> 00:44:51,666
- Oh my God! Can I help...
- Just watch where you're going!

848
00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:53,833
- [Evan] I... I...
- [man] No need to do this.

849
00:44:56,458 --> 00:44:58,666
- [Evan] I always fail.
- Oh. Evan pulled this off.

850
00:44:58,750 --> 00:44:59,750
[Evan] I'm sorry!

851
00:44:59,791 --> 00:45:02,833
[girl whispers] I'm so afraid.
Do you like scary movies?

852
00:45:02,916 --> 00:45:05,291
- [Brett] Hey, Archie.
- [boy whispers] This is so cool.

853
00:45:06,416 --> 00:45:08,625
- Hey, what's up?
- [Malcolm] Hey, Carlos.

854
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,416
[KC] Brett, you made it.

855
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:12,708
[whispers] Yeah.

856
00:45:12,791 --> 00:45:15,125
All right. Eddie, how's my breath?

857
00:45:15,625 --> 00:45:17,083
- [Brett exhales]
- [Eddie sniffs]

858
00:45:17,833 --> 00:45:21,500
I'm, like, getting notes
of jalapeños and bowling shoes.

859
00:45:22,625 --> 00:45:24,291
[unsure] That's good, right?

860
00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:27,125
Yeah, yeah... That's fine.

861
00:45:27,208 --> 00:45:28,208
[Charlotte] Really?

862
00:45:28,791 --> 00:45:30,500
[Carlos, softly] Cassie, Molly, over here!

863
00:45:30,583 --> 00:45:32,851
- [boy] This is gonna be scary.
- [Brett] What's up, Cassie.

864
00:45:32,875 --> 00:45:34,559
- [Cassie] Hi, Carlos.
- [Carlos] Hi, Cassie.

865
00:45:34,583 --> 00:45:36,392
- [Cassie] Charlotte!
- [girl] Come sit with me.

866
00:45:36,416 --> 00:45:38,541
- [girl] Hey, Malcolm.
- [boy] Kendra's here.

867
00:45:39,416 --> 00:45:41,375
[girl 2] Yeah, I'm kinda nervous.

868
00:45:41,458 --> 00:45:43,958
- Hey, Kendra.
- Hey.

869
00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:45,041
Hi!

870
00:45:46,291 --> 00:45:49,625
Mission Popcorn Pileup accomplished.

871
00:45:51,041 --> 00:45:52,791
- Thank you.
- [girl] Great job, Evan.

872
00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:54,675
[Malcolm] I can't believe
you pulled this off.

873
00:45:55,416 --> 00:45:58,916
This better work. Or you'll be lighting
that birthday menorah alone.

874
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,333
That's Hanukkah.

875
00:46:00,958 --> 00:46:04,166
<i>Heidi, so cool that your cousin,
who escaped prison,</i>

876
00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:06,583
<i>let us use his cabin here
in the isolated mountains.</i>

877
00:46:06,666 --> 00:46:07,958
- [Heidi giggles]
- [keys jangle]

878
00:46:09,083 --> 00:46:11,291
[Heidi] <i>Look, there's blood everywhere.</i>

879
00:46:11,375 --> 00:46:14,083
- [knife unsheathes]
- [Heidi screams]

880
00:46:15,791 --> 00:46:17,166
[screaming continues]

881
00:46:19,458 --> 00:46:23,000
[Heidi] <i>He said he was going
to look for some tools in the toolshed.</i>

882
00:46:23,083 --> 00:46:26,791
<i>Yo, there you are.
I was worried that you were...</i>

883
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000
[Heidi screams]

884
00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:33,500
- I'll never sleep again!
- This is awesome!

885
00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:34,791
<i>We have to run.</i>

886
00:46:35,291 --> 00:46:36,291
<i>Let's split up.</i>

887
00:46:42,375 --> 00:46:43,666
Yeah.

888
00:46:46,125 --> 00:46:47,125
They...

889
00:46:50,666 --> 00:46:51,500
Get off!

890
00:46:51,583 --> 00:46:53,708
[chuckles uncomfortably, sighs]

891
00:46:57,666 --> 00:47:00,750
<i>Kurt, if we're about to be
cut into pieces,</i>

892
00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:04,250
<i>then let's have one last kiss.</i>

893
00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:11,083
Oh! He's going in.

894
00:47:11,166 --> 00:47:12,416
This is on.

895
00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:16,750
[Archie gasps and sighs]

896
00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:18,125
Ooh!

897
00:47:18,208 --> 00:47:19,208
[Archie gasps]

898
00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:24,250
- [Mrs. Duncan] Kendra Duncan!
- [Evan] Oh my God.

899
00:47:24,333 --> 00:47:26,333
- Mom?!
- [woman] Cassie Connor!

900
00:47:26,416 --> 00:47:30,333
Everyone under the age of 17, out!

901
00:47:30,416 --> 00:47:32,458
- [KC] How'd you find out?
- Who did this?

902
00:47:32,541 --> 00:47:33,458
[Jessica] Evan Goldman!

903
00:47:33,541 --> 00:47:36,125
- [Evan] Huh?
- [Charlotte] Evan? Seriously?

904
00:47:36,208 --> 00:47:37,375
[Brett] Goldman?

905
00:47:37,458 --> 00:47:38,916
- [KC] Evan?
- You did this?

906
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,666
Evan, you said I could kiss Kendra.

907
00:47:40,750 --> 00:47:42,625
- What?
- No!

908
00:47:42,708 --> 00:47:44,708
[laughing] Evan, what did you do?

909
00:47:44,791 --> 00:47:46,625
[Brett] Dude, why would you do this?

910
00:47:47,291 --> 00:47:49,208
No way we're coming to your party now.

911
00:47:49,291 --> 00:47:51,000
- Come on.
- [boy] What is going on?

912
00:47:51,083 --> 00:47:53,291
[chainsaw buzzing in movie]

913
00:47:53,375 --> 00:47:54,666
[dramatic music in movie]

914
00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:59,125
- [Heidi screams]
- [chainsaw buzzes]

915
00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:01,083
<i>No, no, no! No!</i>

916
00:48:02,666 --> 00:48:05,708
[manager] Have you seen the poster for it?
It's just made of blood!

917
00:48:05,791 --> 00:48:06,875
I can't believe this.

918
00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:09,041
Get up.

919
00:48:09,125 --> 00:48:12,958
[sighs] I'm sorry.
I just wanted to have some fun for once.

920
00:48:13,041 --> 00:48:14,458
Do something I wanted.

921
00:48:14,541 --> 00:48:17,166
I trusted you, and this is what happens.

922
00:48:17,250 --> 00:48:18,333
Kendra!

923
00:48:18,416 --> 00:48:20,791
Stay away from my daughter. Go.

924
00:48:21,541 --> 00:48:23,500
I can't believe you all did this.

925
00:48:26,375 --> 00:48:27,375
[Brett huffs]

926
00:48:27,875 --> 00:48:29,458
Archie, are you okay?

927
00:48:29,541 --> 00:48:33,000
Okay? You messed up
my one chance to kiss Kendra.

928
00:48:33,083 --> 00:48:34,791
I was just trying to help you.

929
00:48:34,875 --> 00:48:37,583
Okay, why does everyone think I need help?

930
00:48:37,666 --> 00:48:41,958
I have my own parking space,
my own bathroom, the best ride in town.

931
00:48:42,041 --> 00:48:42,916
I'm great.

932
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,541
You two clearly need more help than I do.

933
00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:48,791
I can't believe you told.

934
00:48:49,375 --> 00:48:52,250
You were using Archie
just so people would come to your party.

935
00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:56,541
Or maybe you purposely wanted tonight
to fail so no one would come to my party.

936
00:48:56,625 --> 00:49:01,083
You took advantage of my friend.
It's not me that ruined everything.

937
00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:03,125
Archie, wait up.

938
00:49:10,833 --> 00:49:11,833
[Lucy] Are you okay?

939
00:49:13,625 --> 00:49:14,625
[Brett] No.

940
00:49:15,916 --> 00:49:17,541
I was about to kiss Kendra.

941
00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:19,708
Yeah, but...

942
00:49:21,833 --> 00:49:24,125
Do you think she really
would have gone through with it?

943
00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:25,458
Yeah, she was...

944
00:49:25,541 --> 00:49:28,125
I mean, she was worried
her mom would get furious.

945
00:49:29,583 --> 00:49:31,000
Maybe she wouldn't have.

946
00:49:32,208 --> 00:49:33,208
Really?

947
00:49:34,166 --> 00:49:36,708
[muted] I can't believe this.
I trusted you...

948
00:49:36,791 --> 00:49:40,041
Maybe you've been waiting all summer
for someone who isn't ready for you,

949
00:49:40,125 --> 00:49:42,250
instead of someone who is, you know,

950
00:49:43,208 --> 00:49:45,250
ready for an opportunity like this.

951
00:49:49,458 --> 00:49:51,916
Let's get out of here, boyfriend.

952
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,250
Wait, what?

953
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:04,416
- Tell me not to kill him.
- Don't kill him.

954
00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:05,875
- Too late.
- Jessica!

955
00:50:06,541 --> 00:50:08,208
That was your room once.

956
00:50:08,291 --> 00:50:11,708
Remember what it felt like
to sit on that bed when <i>you</i> messed up.

957
00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:17,208
[Jessica sighs]

958
00:50:24,875 --> 00:50:25,875
[sighs]

959
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:53,583
[sighs]

960
00:50:53,666 --> 00:50:54,666
[Brett] Set!

961
00:50:55,625 --> 00:50:56,625
Hut!

962
00:50:57,958 --> 00:50:58,958
[whistle blows]

963
00:51:00,541 --> 00:51:03,500
Man, what's up? Are you possessed?

964
00:51:03,583 --> 00:51:06,416
- 'Cause I've seen that at church.
- You need to fix your wig.

965
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:09,625
Brett, you stood there
like you've never seen a football before.

966
00:51:09,708 --> 00:51:11,291
- It's a football.
- [Lucy] Brett!

967
00:51:14,875 --> 00:51:18,208
- Ah.
- See? I can't focus.

968
00:51:18,291 --> 00:51:23,208
And every time she kisses me,
I forget why I don't want her to kiss me.

969
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,916
You know,
it's like my brain stops working.

970
00:51:27,458 --> 00:51:30,000
Brett! I'm texting you!

971
00:51:32,666 --> 00:51:34,000
Sorry, y'all. I gotta...

972
00:51:37,250 --> 00:51:38,666
- This is bad.
- This is bad.

973
00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:42,000
I've been texting you.

974
00:51:42,083 --> 00:51:43,500
What? I'm on the field.

975
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,125
You should have your phone on you.
I've been texting and calling you.

976
00:51:47,208 --> 00:51:50,291
What? When I'm on the field?
That doesn't make sense.

977
00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:52,735
- [Lucy] Yeah, it does.
- [Brett] Don't be angry about this.

978
00:51:52,791 --> 00:51:54,351
[Lucy] What if I needed to talk to you?

979
00:51:55,583 --> 00:52:01,000
<i>♪ What is a man
When he gives up his soul? ♪</i>

980
00:52:01,083 --> 00:52:04,291
<i>♪ When his brains are in chains ♪</i>

981
00:52:04,375 --> 00:52:06,875
<i>♪ And his heart has lost control ♪</i>

982
00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:08,166
You're telling me.

983
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:13,458
<i>♪ How does a man
Who can see behind his head ♪</i>

984
00:52:13,958 --> 00:52:18,208
<i>♪ Turn as blind as a bat with no eyes? ♪</i>

985
00:52:18,291 --> 00:52:20,809
What if I needed to talk to you
or had something important to...

986
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:26,583
<i>♪ What is a man
When he turns on his friends? ♪</i>

987
00:52:26,666 --> 00:52:29,208
<i>♪ We've been tossed, now we're lost ♪</i>

988
00:52:29,791 --> 00:52:33,083
<i>- ♪ Just a wig full of split ends ♪</i>
- Now, that's the truth.

989
00:52:33,166 --> 00:52:35,666
<i>♪ How do we make ♪</i>

990
00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:39,125
<i>♪ Our hero wide awake ♪</i>

991
00:52:39,208 --> 00:52:45,125
<i>♪ So that he can realize? ♪</i>

992
00:52:45,208 --> 00:52:48,291
<i>♪ That girl is bad, bad news ♪</i>

993
00:52:48,375 --> 00:52:51,291
<i>♪ Bad news ♪</i>

994
00:52:51,375 --> 00:52:57,833
<i>♪ Nothing but tears, nothing but trouble
Nothing but stress ♪</i>

995
00:52:57,916 --> 00:53:02,541
<i>♪ Yes, she is bad, bad news
Bad news ♪</i>

996
00:53:02,625 --> 00:53:04,125
<i>♪ Bad news ♪</i>

997
00:53:04,208 --> 00:53:10,041
<i>♪ Our buddy, Brett, is gonna regret
That he ever said "yes" ♪</i>

998
00:53:11,208 --> 00:53:14,250
<i>♪ The girl may be hot
But all that he's got ♪</i>

999
00:53:14,333 --> 00:53:18,250
<i>♪ Is bad, bad news ♪</i>

1000
00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:20,083
[Cassie] Hey, Lucy. Hey, Brett.

1001
00:53:20,625 --> 00:53:23,583
- [Brett] Oh. Hey, Cassie.
- Wait, were you flirting with her?

1002
00:53:24,750 --> 00:53:27,750
- I was just saying hi.
- Oh, so you're saying she's hot.

1003
00:53:27,833 --> 00:53:30,208
No, I mean, she's... nice.

1004
00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:31,833
Oh, so I'm not nice?

1005
00:53:31,916 --> 00:53:34,833
- What? I never said that.
- Oh, so now I'm a liar!

1006
00:53:35,916 --> 00:53:37,333
[Brett sighs] This girl.

1007
00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:45,041
<i>♪ That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news ♪</i>

1008
00:53:45,125 --> 00:53:46,625
<i>♪ Very bad news ♪</i>

1009
00:53:46,708 --> 00:53:48,416
<i>♪ It's an invasion ♪</i>

1010
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:49,541
<i>♪ It's like a war ♪</i>

1011
00:53:49,625 --> 00:53:52,333
<i>♪ Or a zombie attack ♪</i>

1012
00:53:53,125 --> 00:53:57,500
<i>♪ Whack! Goes the bad, bad news
Bad news ♪</i>

1013
00:53:57,583 --> 00:53:59,416
♪ Très<i> bad! ♪</i>

1014
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:05,125
<i>♪ We've been abandoned, left in the sand
And we need him back ♪</i>

1015
00:54:06,333 --> 00:54:09,458
<i>♪ They're kissing, they're dating
It's so nauseating ♪</i>

1016
00:54:09,541 --> 00:54:14,541
<i>♪ It's bad, bad news ♪</i>

1017
00:54:15,583 --> 00:54:18,625
<i>♪ Every minute we wait
Is an hour too late ♪</i>

1018
00:54:18,708 --> 00:54:21,666
<i>♪ He has got to be freed from her spell ♪</i>

1019
00:54:21,750 --> 00:54:25,083
<i>♪ Why would our friend prefer
To be hanging with her</i>? ♪

1020
00:54:25,166 --> 00:54:26,601
<i>- ♪ Are we mean? ♪
- ♪ Are we rude? ♪</i>

1021
00:54:26,625 --> 00:54:28,250
<i>♪ Do we smell? ♪</i>

1022
00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:31,291
<i>♪ He's a mess on the field
So our fate has been sealed ♪</i>

1023
00:54:31,375 --> 00:54:34,791
<i>- ♪ Now it's time for our team to rebel ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪</i>

1024
00:54:34,875 --> 00:54:37,500
<i>♪ His hormones have made him
A fool and a clown ♪</i>

1025
00:54:37,583 --> 00:54:41,000
<i>♪ If we don't solve it soon
Then we're all going down ♪</i>

1026
00:54:41,083 --> 00:54:46,583
<i>♪ The longer it goes, the worse it'll get
So somebody's gotta tell Brett! ♪</i>

1027
00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:49,958
<i>♪ Yeah! ♪</i>

1028
00:54:50,041 --> 00:54:56,291
<i>- ♪ That girl is bad, bad news, bad news ♪
- ♪ Yahoo! She's so bad, yeah ♪</i>

1029
00:54:56,375 --> 00:55:02,125
<i>♪ She took our pal, she took our leader
And led him astray ♪</i>

1030
00:55:02,625 --> 00:55:04,083
<i>♪ Hey, hey! ♪</i>

1031
00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:08,458
<i>♪ She's totally bad, bad news
Bad news ♪</i>

1032
00:55:08,541 --> 00:55:10,708
<i>♪ Bad news ♪</i>

1033
00:55:10,791 --> 00:55:13,375
<i>♪ Listen up, Brett
You're not ruined yet ♪</i>

1034
00:55:13,458 --> 00:55:16,958
<i>♪ We'll show you the way ♪</i>

1035
00:55:17,041 --> 00:55:20,458
<i>♪ Get away from that noise
And come back to your boys ♪</i>

1036
00:55:20,541 --> 00:55:23,541
<i>♪ Even though she has excellent shoes ♪</i>

1037
00:55:23,625 --> 00:55:27,083
<i>♪ She's bad, bad, bad, bad ♪</i>

1038
00:55:27,166 --> 00:55:30,208
<i>♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad ♪</i>

1039
00:55:30,291 --> 00:55:35,916
<i>♪ News! ♪</i>

1040
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:42,583
<i>♪ Bad news! ♪</i>

1041
00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:48,291
[thunder rumbles]

1042
00:55:48,375 --> 00:55:50,375
[rain pattering]

1043
00:55:59,208 --> 00:56:01,291
I just wanted to make friends.

1044
00:56:01,375 --> 00:56:03,500
I just wanted something to go right.

1045
00:56:04,041 --> 00:56:05,791
I know it hasn't been easy.

1046
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:10,083
- Now everyone thinks I'm a loser.
- Nobody thinks you're a loser.

1047
00:56:12,291 --> 00:56:13,333
"You're a loser."

1048
00:56:14,041 --> 00:56:15,125
Okay!

1049
00:56:16,541 --> 00:56:19,041
Things are going really great for us, huh?

1050
00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:20,125
You and me.

1051
00:56:31,708 --> 00:56:35,875
<i>♪ Kid from the city
Steps up to the plate ♪</i>

1052
00:56:35,958 --> 00:56:41,208
<i>♪ He's got one at-bat
To determine his fate ♪</i>

1053
00:56:41,291 --> 00:56:46,458
<i>♪ And so he takes a big swing
With remarkable grace ♪</i>

1054
00:56:46,541 --> 00:56:50,458
<i>♪ And the ball
Hits him right in the face ♪</i>

1055
00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:55,583
<i>♪ It would be funny if it didn't suck ♪</i>

1056
00:56:55,666 --> 00:56:58,625
<i>♪ If it didn't hurt ♪</i>

1057
00:56:58,708 --> 00:57:02,291
<i>♪ If it wasn't the end of the world ♪</i>

1058
00:57:02,375 --> 00:57:06,958
<i>♪ It was over before I started ♪</i>

1059
00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:12,250
<i>♪ And nothing's gonna fix it now ♪</i>

1060
00:57:16,458 --> 00:57:20,708
<i>♪ Girl from the sticks
Had a plan of attack ♪</i>

1061
00:57:20,791 --> 00:57:26,041
<i>♪ "I'm gonna set New York on fire
And I'm not coming back" ♪</i>

1062
00:57:26,125 --> 00:57:31,208
<i>♪ Except I guess I never got around
To lighting that torch ♪</i>

1063
00:57:31,291 --> 00:57:35,208
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm back
On my mother's front porch ♪</i>

1064
00:57:36,541 --> 00:57:43,458
<i>♪ It would be funny if it didn't suck
If it wasn't me ♪</i>

1065
00:57:43,541 --> 00:57:46,958
<i>♪ If it happened to anyone else ♪</i>

1066
00:57:47,041 --> 00:57:52,083
<i>♪ I avoided three high school reunions ♪</i>

1067
00:57:52,791 --> 00:57:57,083
<i>♪ But nothing's gonna fix it now ♪</i>

1068
00:57:58,750 --> 00:58:01,916
<i>♪ Nobody wants to hear ♪</i>

1069
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:06,958
<i>♪ How failing's
The only way you can learn ♪</i>

1070
00:58:08,583 --> 00:58:12,208
<i>♪ Doesn't matter
If you don't know the rules ♪</i>

1071
00:58:12,291 --> 00:58:17,583
<i>♪ Or you don't like the game ♪</i>

1072
00:58:19,125 --> 00:58:23,958
<i>♪ 'Cause you find out
What you're made of ♪</i>

1073
00:58:24,041 --> 00:58:29,250
<i>♪ When you face
What you're most afraid of ♪</i>

1074
00:58:29,333 --> 00:58:34,000
<i>♪ Like, what if you threw a party ♪</i>

1075
00:58:34,083 --> 00:58:36,916
<i>♪ And nobody came? ♪</i>

1076
00:58:39,916 --> 00:58:44,125
<i>♪ It would be funny if it didn't suck ♪</i>

1077
00:58:44,208 --> 00:58:46,750
<i>♪ And it's gonna suck ♪</i>

1078
00:58:46,833 --> 00:58:50,291
<i>♪ But here's what I'm trying to say ♪</i>

1079
00:58:50,375 --> 00:58:55,750
<i>♪ It's not over until it's over ♪</i>

1080
00:58:55,833 --> 00:59:00,583
<i>♪ And only we can fix it now ♪</i>

1081
00:59:00,666 --> 00:59:06,458
<i>♪ It's not over until it's over ♪</i>

1082
00:59:06,958 --> 00:59:10,708
<i>♪ And only you can fix it ♪</i>

1083
00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:16,375
<i>♪ Now ♪</i>

1084
00:59:25,916 --> 00:59:28,458
[Evan chanting Hebrew prayer]

1085
00:59:50,708 --> 00:59:52,000
[doorbell rings]

1086
00:59:55,750 --> 00:59:56,791
Patrice!

1087
01:00:08,708 --> 01:00:10,708
[cellphone buzzes]

1088
01:00:18,083 --> 01:00:19,083
Hey, Dad.

1089
01:00:19,958 --> 01:00:20,958
Hey, kiddo.

1090
01:00:22,083 --> 01:00:23,083
Um,

1091
01:00:23,625 --> 01:00:26,625
Mom says you're having a rough time.

1092
01:00:27,333 --> 01:00:28,375
<i>You wanna talk?</i>

1093
01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:32,416
I think I've done some stuff
that has really hurt other people.

1094
01:00:32,916 --> 01:00:33,916
<i>Ev,</i>

1095
01:00:34,791 --> 01:00:37,166
sometimes we make choices that...

1096
01:00:37,666 --> 01:00:41,208
that inadvertently hurt
the people we love the most.

1097
01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:46,166
<i>And sometimes those mistakes
aren't easy to fix,</i>

1098
01:00:46,666 --> 01:00:49,041
<i>but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try.</i>

1099
01:00:49,916 --> 01:00:51,125
Does that ever work?

1100
01:00:52,916 --> 01:00:56,833
<i>You answered the phone this time so</i>, <i>um</i>,

1101
01:00:56,916 --> 01:00:59,125
if you're lucky, it does.

1102
01:01:00,291 --> 01:01:02,291
[Patrice] I know,
but you saw what happened.

1103
01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:05,583
I have to go.

1104
01:01:05,666 --> 01:01:06,666
<i>Okay, kiddo.</i>

1105
01:01:07,125 --> 01:01:08,125
And Ev...

1106
01:01:10,916 --> 01:01:11,916
I'm sorry

1107
01:01:12,416 --> 01:01:14,125
<i>that I hurt you and your mother.</i>

1108
01:01:14,208 --> 01:01:15,208
Thank you.

1109
01:01:16,708 --> 01:01:17,708
I miss you.

1110
01:01:18,708 --> 01:01:19,708
<i>Me too.</i>

1111
01:01:23,666 --> 01:01:25,666
Okay, I'm running to my locker.

1112
01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:27,250
[Brett sighs]

1113
01:01:28,916 --> 01:01:29,916
[groans]

1114
01:01:31,583 --> 01:01:32,583
[Brett] Why?

1115
01:01:33,583 --> 01:01:38,166
Brett, as your best friends,
we need to tell you, keep it together.

1116
01:01:38,666 --> 01:01:39,875
I'm trying!

1117
01:01:39,958 --> 01:01:42,583
She's got some kind of,
like, hypnotic hold on you,

1118
01:01:42,666 --> 01:01:44,250
and we have no idea what it is.

1119
01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:46,666
Well, some of us know what it is,

1120
01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:48,708
but you gotta be strong, Brett.

1121
01:01:49,333 --> 01:01:50,333
For us.

1122
01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:53,166
I miss Kendra.

1123
01:01:53,750 --> 01:01:55,291
I can't sleep.

1124
01:01:56,041 --> 01:01:57,041
I can't eat.

1125
01:01:59,416 --> 01:02:00,833
I don't know what to do.

1126
01:02:04,041 --> 01:02:05,250
[Evan] Maybe I can help.

1127
01:02:05,791 --> 01:02:08,291
You? You're the reason this all happened.

1128
01:02:08,875 --> 01:02:12,500
Look, I know I screwed things up,
but I wanna make it right.

1129
01:02:13,291 --> 01:02:14,291
Hear me out.

1130
01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:16,833
Fine.

1131
01:02:17,291 --> 01:02:20,583
You have ten seconds,
starting nine seconds ago.

1132
01:02:21,250 --> 01:02:25,541
[faltering] You have to go talk to Kendra.
You two are supposed to be together.

1133
01:02:25,625 --> 01:02:28,291
If what you want is to be with Kendra,
then go tell her.

1134
01:02:30,041 --> 01:02:31,708
I wouldn't know what to say.

1135
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:38,041
<i>♪ Tell her
You thought about what happened ♪</i>

1136
01:02:40,375 --> 01:02:44,083
<i>♪ Tell her you haven't slept at night ♪</i>

1137
01:02:46,458 --> 01:02:51,500
<i>♪ Tell her
Although you've made a huge mistake ♪</i>

1138
01:02:51,583 --> 01:02:56,625
<i>♪ You want to make it right ♪</i>

1139
01:02:56,708 --> 01:02:57,958
Uh-huh. Keep going.

1140
01:02:58,625 --> 01:03:02,333
<i>♪ Tell her you know you aren't perfect ♪</i>

1141
01:03:04,583 --> 01:03:09,833
<i>♪ Tell her you've waited way too long ♪</i>

1142
01:03:10,708 --> 01:03:13,083
<i>♪ Tell her you're sorry ♪</i>

1143
01:03:13,791 --> 01:03:16,166
<i>♪ Tell her you mean it ♪</i>

1144
01:03:16,833 --> 01:03:20,708
<i>♪ Tell her you just were wrong ♪</i>

1145
01:03:20,791 --> 01:03:22,708
Do you even know what you're saying?

1146
01:03:22,791 --> 01:03:25,208
I think what he's saying is<i>...</i>

1147
01:03:25,916 --> 01:03:30,208
<i>♪ Tell her
You shouldn't have ignored her ♪</i>

1148
01:03:31,625 --> 01:03:35,583
<i>♪ Or dissed her
In front of all the school ♪</i>

1149
01:03:37,583 --> 01:03:42,666
<i>♪ Tell her
The minute you got out of touch ♪</i>

1150
01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:47,375
<i>♪ You felt like such a fool ♪</i>

1151
01:03:49,583 --> 01:03:53,708
<i>♪ Tell her just hanging out together ♪</i>

1152
01:03:55,125 --> 01:04:00,708
<i>♪ Was so nice you prayed it wouldn't end ♪</i>

1153
01:04:01,333 --> 01:04:04,333
<i>♪ Tell her you're sorry ♪</i>

1154
01:04:04,416 --> 01:04:07,291
<i>♪ Tell her you miss her ♪</i>

1155
01:04:07,375 --> 01:04:11,416
<i>♪ Ask if she'll be your friend ♪</i>

1156
01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:18,125
<i>♪ Tell her you think of her at sundown ♪</i>

1157
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,458
<i>♪ And sunrise ♪</i>

1158
01:04:20,541 --> 01:04:21,875
<i>♪ And dinnertime ♪</i>

1159
01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:23,625
<i>♪ And noon ♪</i>

1160
01:04:24,750 --> 01:04:30,208
<i>♪ Tell her there's one thing
That you're sure you know ♪</i>

1161
01:04:30,291 --> 01:04:35,791
<i>♪ You both are so in tune ♪</i>

1162
01:04:36,875 --> 01:04:42,458
<i>♪ Tell her
That life feels dumb without her ♪</i>

1163
01:04:42,541 --> 01:04:48,000
<i>♪ Stand tall and look her in the eye ♪</i>

1164
01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:50,958
<i>♪ Tell her you're sorry ♪</i>

1165
01:04:51,541 --> 01:04:54,333
<i>♪ Tell her you'll prove it ♪</i>

1166
01:04:54,416 --> 01:04:59,125
<i>♪ Ask her to let you try ♪</i>

1167
01:05:00,166 --> 01:05:07,166
<i>♪ Tell her that people get things wrong
'Cause people are afraid ♪</i>

1168
01:05:07,250 --> 01:05:12,958
<i>♪ They won't fit in your world
Or in your life ♪</i>

1169
01:05:13,041 --> 01:05:16,000
<i>♪ But things will work out fine ♪</i>

1170
01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:23,083
<i>♪ If she will only listen ♪</i>

1171
01:05:23,625 --> 01:05:28,625
<i>♪ Listen! ♪</i>

1172
01:05:29,666 --> 01:05:33,750
<i>♪ Kendra, I thought about what happened ♪</i>

1173
01:05:35,708 --> 01:05:40,291
<i>♪ Kendra, I haven't slept at night ♪</i>

1174
01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:46,083
<i>♪ Kendra, I know I made a huge mistake ♪</i>

1175
01:05:46,166 --> 01:05:51,541
<i>♪ I wanna make it right ♪</i>

1176
01:05:52,625 --> 01:05:57,625
<i>♪ I know there are no good excuses ♪</i>

1177
01:05:58,291 --> 01:06:04,708
<i>♪ I feel like I've been in a trance ♪</i>

1178
01:06:04,791 --> 01:06:07,750
<i>♪ Tell her you're sorry ♪</i>

1179
01:06:08,375 --> 01:06:09,375
I'm sorry.

1180
01:06:09,458 --> 01:06:12,166
<i>♪ Tell her you mean it ♪</i>

1181
01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:13,750
I mean it.

1182
01:06:14,083 --> 01:06:19,875
<i>♪ Ask for another chance ♪</i>

1183
01:06:20,875 --> 01:06:22,250
<i>♪ Kendra ♪</i>

1184
01:06:22,333 --> 01:06:27,125
<i>♪ I just want another ♪</i>

1185
01:06:27,208 --> 01:06:29,291
<i>♪ Chance ♪</i>

1186
01:06:29,375 --> 01:06:31,500
Go, go. Yeah.

1187
01:06:32,875 --> 01:06:34,666
[music builds]

1188
01:06:38,333 --> 01:06:39,791
[music crescendos]

1189
01:06:48,458 --> 01:06:51,583
Okay, stop, no! Brett is with me!

1190
01:06:51,666 --> 01:06:52,750
[awkward silence]

1191
01:06:52,833 --> 01:06:53,833
Brett!

1192
01:06:58,708 --> 01:06:59,708
Not anymore.

1193
01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:02,958
- Twist!
- [laughter erupts]

1194
01:07:12,583 --> 01:07:13,583
Hey, Evan.

1195
01:07:14,541 --> 01:07:15,750
Thanks.

1196
01:07:15,833 --> 01:07:16,916
No problem, Brett.

1197
01:07:17,750 --> 01:07:19,375
See you at your party.

1198
01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:28,958
I wish you never came here.
You ruined my life.

1199
01:07:29,458 --> 01:07:31,250
I think <i>you</i> ruined your life.

1200
01:07:32,125 --> 01:07:33,666
Trust me, I know how that works.

1201
01:07:39,625 --> 01:07:41,625
[poignant music]

1202
01:07:43,750 --> 01:07:45,166
Patrice, I know I messed up.

1203
01:07:45,708 --> 01:07:46,791
We both did.

1204
01:07:46,875 --> 01:07:49,291
I shouldn't have made you choose
between me and them.

1205
01:07:50,125 --> 01:07:51,833
I just want you at my party.

1206
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,208
Let me think about it, okay?

1207
01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:08,000
[gasps] Patrice!

1208
01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:12,375
Hi! Are you ever coming by
to say hello anymore?

1209
01:08:13,791 --> 01:08:14,625
What?

1210
01:08:14,708 --> 01:08:17,083
You look like all the oceans dried up.

1211
01:08:17,583 --> 01:08:18,916
[Patrice] Miss Ruth,

1212
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:23,041
what if you're really mad at someone
who did something that really hurt you

1213
01:08:23,125 --> 01:08:25,666
and you don't know
how to not be mad anymore?

1214
01:08:25,750 --> 01:08:30,958
I can tell you this. If you push away
everyone who ever makes a mistake,

1215
01:08:31,041 --> 01:08:33,166
all you'll be left with is yourself.

1216
01:08:33,250 --> 01:08:35,791
And that would be an even bigger mistake.

1217
01:08:39,333 --> 01:08:41,208
I wish I was as smart as you.

1218
01:08:41,291 --> 01:08:43,708
And I wish I was as young as you.

1219
01:08:45,041 --> 01:08:47,583
We work with what we have, huh?

1220
01:08:47,666 --> 01:08:49,000
[laughs]

1221
01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:02,625
I don't understand ties.

1222
01:09:03,291 --> 01:09:05,083
It's like your neck is a gift.

1223
01:09:06,708 --> 01:09:07,908
[Jessica, whispers] Come here.

1224
01:09:10,625 --> 01:09:11,833
There you go.

1225
01:09:15,791 --> 01:09:16,833
There.

1226
01:09:19,416 --> 01:09:20,708
I am proud of you.

1227
01:09:24,250 --> 01:09:25,666
[sniffles]

1228
01:09:27,083 --> 01:09:28,083
[sobs]

1229
01:09:29,458 --> 01:09:31,958
What... What happened?
It was all going so well.

1230
01:09:32,041 --> 01:09:33,041
[snivelling]

1231
01:09:33,666 --> 01:09:35,291
My son is a man.

1232
01:09:35,375 --> 01:09:37,791
- [sighs] You're totally embarrassing me.
- [laughs]

1233
01:09:37,875 --> 01:09:39,833
You're totally embarrassing me.

1234
01:09:39,916 --> 01:09:42,375
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I promise, I...

1235
01:09:44,416 --> 01:09:46,958
- There'll be more of this today.
- [both laugh]

1236
01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:49,500
Come here. [snivels]

1237
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,791
- God I love you.
- [Evan] I love you too.

1238
01:09:55,916 --> 01:09:57,916
[footsteps receding]

1239
01:10:02,083 --> 01:10:03,750
[poignant music]

1240
01:10:13,125 --> 01:10:14,000
Honey, fast.

1241
01:10:14,083 --> 01:10:15,083
Will do.

1242
01:10:18,416 --> 01:10:19,750
[doorbell rings]

1243
01:10:29,916 --> 01:10:31,541
- Seat belt.
- [Evan] All right.

1244
01:10:32,083 --> 01:10:33,166
Thank you.

1245
01:11:00,041 --> 01:11:01,041
[Miss Ruth] Evan.

1246
01:11:01,916 --> 01:11:03,416
I have something for you.

1247
01:11:06,625 --> 01:11:09,750
And this was
your grandfather's first yarmulke.

1248
01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:11,333
He'd want you to wear it.

1249
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,041
Just don't smell it. Take my word.

1250
01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:20,125
- Thank you, Grandma.
- [Miss Ruth] I love you.

1251
01:11:21,166 --> 01:11:22,166
[Evan] Love you too.

1252
01:11:23,208 --> 01:11:24,875
- I'll see you in there.
- Okay.

1253
01:11:25,375 --> 01:11:26,375
[Evan] Yo, guys.

1254
01:11:27,083 --> 01:11:28,363
- What's up?
- [Brett] What's up?

1255
01:11:28,416 --> 01:11:30,875
- How you feelin'?
- [Evan] Really good. I'm feeling good!

1256
01:11:30,958 --> 01:11:32,541
- Oh man!
- You did good, Jess.

1257
01:11:32,625 --> 01:11:33,541
[Jess chuckles]

1258
01:11:33,625 --> 01:11:35,625
- Be proud.
- I am.

1259
01:11:36,583 --> 01:11:38,041
Of course, I helped.

1260
01:11:40,666 --> 01:11:43,375
[Evan] Rabbi Shapiro, you made it!

1261
01:11:43,458 --> 01:11:47,041
Ah! So here we are.
You worked hard for this.

1262
01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:49,458
And I had to listen to all of it,
so good for us.

1263
01:11:49,541 --> 01:11:50,541
[Evan chuckles]

1264
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,958
- How you feeling?
- Well, I'm having my Bar Mitzvah.

1265
01:11:54,041 --> 01:11:58,083
Just not where I thought or how I thought
or with who I thought, but, you know...

1266
01:11:58,750 --> 01:12:00,791
- So don't believe everything you think.
- Yeah.

1267
01:12:01,666 --> 01:12:03,875
Not a lot of Jews around here, huh?

1268
01:12:03,958 --> 01:12:06,625
- Least I'm the hottest rabbi somewhere.
- [Evan chuckles]

1269
01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:09,000
You know, you were right.

1270
01:12:09,083 --> 01:12:11,791
This <i>is</i> more important than a dope party.

1271
01:12:11,875 --> 01:12:14,208
[laughs] I just said that so you'd study.

1272
01:12:15,083 --> 01:12:16,583
- Let's rock this suburb.
- Oh yeah!

1273
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,583
- High five, baby!
- [Evan] My man!

1274
01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:20,500
[Evan sighs]

1275
01:12:21,333 --> 01:12:22,916
- Hey, Dad.
- [Joel] Hey.

1276
01:12:24,041 --> 01:12:25,666
Thanks for letting me come.

1277
01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:29,750
That is a killer suit.
Bet the, uh, girls are all over you.

1278
01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:32,458
That is the most <i>dad</i> line in the world.

1279
01:12:34,875 --> 01:12:36,500
How about giving your dad a hug?

1280
01:12:40,875 --> 01:12:42,916
You know,
I'm looking forward to next summer.

1281
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,875
Yeah, me too.

1282
01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:48,041
All right, Mr. Goldman. Showtime.

1283
01:12:48,833 --> 01:12:50,500
[Evan] What happens if I mess up?

1284
01:12:50,583 --> 01:12:52,333
Then you take a big breath,

1285
01:12:53,041 --> 01:12:56,500
and you do it better the next time,
or at least you try.

1286
01:12:57,125 --> 01:12:58,125
Okay?

1287
01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:00,125
Okay.

1288
01:13:01,416 --> 01:13:04,791
- Ooh. Family selfie.
- I'll see you in there.

1289
01:13:06,541 --> 01:13:08,333
[Evan] Come on. Look at this.

1290
01:13:09,958 --> 01:13:12,125
- Some of that, oh.
- [Joel] All right. Right on.

1291
01:13:12,208 --> 01:13:13,833
Ready? Look at that.

1292
01:13:13,916 --> 01:13:15,250
One, two, three.

1293
01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:18,833
That's awesome. That's awesome.

1294
01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:21,208
All righty.

1295
01:13:26,541 --> 01:13:27,666
Hi, Joel.

1296
01:13:30,333 --> 01:13:31,458
It's good you came.

1297
01:13:33,291 --> 01:13:34,541
You look great.

1298
01:13:35,875 --> 01:13:36,875
I know.

1299
01:13:39,791 --> 01:13:42,708
I feel like I missed out
on some important stuff here.

1300
01:13:45,833 --> 01:13:47,500
Thanks for not giving up on him.

1301
01:13:49,291 --> 01:13:50,166
Hmm.

1302
01:13:50,250 --> 01:13:51,375
Um...

1303
01:13:52,875 --> 01:13:55,833
A Jewish olive branch.

1304
01:13:57,416 --> 01:14:00,083
[laughs] Oh! Thank you.

1305
01:14:02,083 --> 01:14:04,375
- [sniffs]
- [Joel laughs]

1306
01:14:04,458 --> 01:14:05,458
[Jessica sighs]

1307
01:14:07,083 --> 01:14:08,083
Oh!

1308
01:14:08,958 --> 01:14:09,958
Thank you.

1309
01:14:11,208 --> 01:14:12,208
[Joel] Hm.

1310
01:14:13,125 --> 01:14:14,125
You know,

1311
01:14:14,875 --> 01:14:15,958
I'm writing again.

1312
01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:18,416
- Really?
- Mm-hm. A novel.

1313
01:14:20,416 --> 01:14:23,333
- That's not gonna end well for me, is it?
- Probably not.

1314
01:14:23,416 --> 01:14:24,416
Yeah.

1315
01:14:35,791 --> 01:14:36,791
[Lucy] Kendra, wait.

1316
01:14:42,250 --> 01:14:44,166
Lucy, what are you doing here?

1317
01:14:45,583 --> 01:14:47,041
I came to say I'm sorry.

1318
01:14:48,708 --> 01:14:51,375
I was really hurt
you didn't text me all summer

1319
01:14:51,458 --> 01:14:52,875
but were talking to Brett.

1320
01:14:52,958 --> 01:14:55,458
[Kendra] I know.
I should have just told you.

1321
01:14:56,041 --> 01:15:00,708
[Lucy] Of course he would like you.
Everyone likes you. You're really smart.

1322
01:15:00,791 --> 01:15:02,041
You get all A's.

1323
01:15:03,416 --> 01:15:04,541
You're really lucky.

1324
01:15:06,166 --> 01:15:07,916
Sorry I messed everything up.

1325
01:15:10,083 --> 01:15:13,916
I figured if I had Brett,
I could feel important to somebody.

1326
01:15:15,750 --> 01:15:17,875
[Kendra] You've always been
important to me.

1327
01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:21,666
I was wrong, and

1328
01:15:22,666 --> 01:15:23,958
I really miss you.

1329
01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:25,916
I really miss my best friend.

1330
01:15:27,750 --> 01:15:28,750
I miss you too.

1331
01:15:29,583 --> 01:15:32,000
Let's never let a boy
come between us again.

1332
01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:36,916
[poignant music]

1333
01:16:15,833 --> 01:16:17,583
[Rabbi Shapiro speaking in Hebrew]

1334
01:16:23,583 --> 01:16:26,333
<i>Hashem</i>, who created the heavens,

1335
01:16:26,416 --> 01:16:31,125
gives a soul to the people
and a spirit to all who walk upon it.

1336
01:16:32,375 --> 01:16:36,833
And now, Evan will finish his reading
with the haftorah.

1337
01:16:37,791 --> 01:16:41,500
I call back to the bimah... [speaks Hebrew]

1338
01:16:51,625 --> 01:16:53,500
[positive music]

1339
01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:57,666
Oh! You made it!

1340
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,875
See, was that so difficult?

1341
01:17:02,541 --> 01:17:03,833
You are so annoying.

1342
01:17:03,916 --> 01:17:05,541
[scoffs] You love me.

1343
01:17:10,833 --> 01:17:12,666
[chanting Hebrew prayer beautifully]

1344
01:17:43,125 --> 01:17:44,125
Well done.

1345
01:17:57,666 --> 01:18:02,916
<i>♪ If you stand here behind me
And you call me a man ♪</i>

1346
01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:07,416
<i>♪ And you're counting on me
To come through ♪</i>

1347
01:18:09,625 --> 01:18:14,833
<i>♪ You should know
That I'll give you the best that I can ♪</i>

1348
01:18:14,916 --> 01:18:17,916
<i>♪ But we all have ♪</i>

1349
01:18:18,666 --> 01:18:22,875
<i>♪ A little more homework to do ♪</i>

1350
01:18:26,750 --> 01:18:32,458
<i>♪ And I've been looking
In the back of the book for the answers ♪</i>

1351
01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:37,833
<i>♪ Hoping the bell wouldn't chime ♪</i>

1352
01:18:37,916 --> 01:18:43,333
<i>♪ But I'm not ready
To put down my pencil just yet ♪</i>

1353
01:18:43,416 --> 01:18:48,958
<i>♪ There are too many answers
That I didn't get ♪</i>

1354
01:18:49,041 --> 01:18:52,541
<i>♪ I need a little less pressure ♪</i>

1355
01:18:53,708 --> 01:18:57,833
<i>♪ And a little more time ♪</i>

1356
01:18:57,916 --> 01:19:01,083
<i>♪ I am trying to follow ♪</i>

1357
01:19:01,166 --> 01:19:03,083
<i>♪ I am trying to lead ♪</i>

1358
01:19:03,583 --> 01:19:07,750
<i>♪ I am trying to find what is true ♪</i>

1359
01:19:09,250 --> 01:19:12,000
<i>♪ But if you're gonna stand with me ♪</i>

1360
01:19:12,083 --> 01:19:14,083
<i>♪ Then you have to concede ♪</i>

1361
01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:17,166
<i>♪ That we all have ♪</i>

1362
01:19:17,250 --> 01:19:21,791
<i>♪ A little more homework to do ♪</i>

1363
01:19:21,875 --> 01:19:27,750
<i>♪ Day turns to day turns to day
Turns to day turns to day turns to day ♪</i>

1364
01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:30,625
<i>♪ You get a little bit older
A little bit taller ♪</i>

1365
01:19:30,708 --> 01:19:32,875
<i>♪ A little bit better, a little bit ♪</i>

1366
01:19:32,958 --> 01:19:37,416
<i>♪ Day turns to day turns to day
Turns to day turns to day ♪</i>

1367
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:40,583
<i>♪ And the days ahead coming on so quick ♪</i>

1368
01:19:40,666 --> 01:19:43,541
<i>♪ You can't get out of the way
You keep running ♪</i>

1369
01:19:43,625 --> 01:19:48,875
<i>♪ Day turns to day turns to day
Turns to day turns to day turns to day ♪</i>

1370
01:19:48,958 --> 01:19:51,916
<i>♪ And I'm a little bit older
A little bit faster ♪</i>

1371
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:53,666
<i>♪ A little bit closer, a little bit ♪</i>

1372
01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:58,500
<i>♪ Day turns to day turns to day
Turns to day turns to day ♪</i>

1373
01:19:58,583 --> 01:20:01,291
<i>♪ And the sky goes blue
And the sky goes black ♪</i>

1374
01:20:01,375 --> 01:20:04,041
<i>♪ And no matter what you do
You can't go back ♪</i>

1375
01:20:04,125 --> 01:20:07,000
<i>♪ You go day into day into day ♪</i>

1376
01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:12,208
<i>♪ Day into day into day ♪</i>

1377
01:20:15,125 --> 01:20:19,750
<i>♪ Day turns to day turns to day
Turns to day turns to day turns to day ♪</i>

1378
01:20:19,833 --> 01:20:23,208
<i>♪ And I'm a little bit braver
A little bit broader ♪</i>

1379
01:20:23,291 --> 01:20:24,541
<i>♪ A little bit brighter ♪</i>

1380
01:20:24,625 --> 01:20:30,750
<i>♪ And I've been looking
In the back of a book for the answers ♪</i>

1381
01:20:30,833 --> 01:20:35,250
<i>♪ Hoping the bell wouldn't chime ♪</i>

1382
01:20:35,333 --> 01:20:40,833
<i>♪ But I'm not ready to put down
My pencil just yet ♪</i>

1383
01:20:40,916 --> 01:20:45,750
<i>♪ There are too many answers
That I didn't get ♪</i>

1384
01:20:45,833 --> 01:20:50,208
<i>♪ I need a little less pressure ♪</i>

1385
01:20:50,291 --> 01:20:57,041
<i>♪ And a little more time! ♪</i>

1386
01:20:57,125 --> 01:20:59,333
<i>♪ I am trying to follow ♪</i>

1387
01:20:59,416 --> 01:21:02,250
<i>♪ I am trying to lead ♪</i>

1388
01:21:02,333 --> 01:21:07,125
<i>♪ I am trying to learn what is true ♪</i>

1389
01:21:07,208 --> 01:21:12,166
<i>♪ I am trying to be
What you want and I need ♪</i>

1390
01:21:12,250 --> 01:21:18,375
<i>♪ And we all have a little more homework ♪</i>

1391
01:21:18,458 --> 01:21:23,208
<i>♪ We all have a little more homework ♪</i>

1392
01:21:23,291 --> 01:21:29,958
<i>♪ We all have a little more homework ♪</i>

1393
01:21:30,041 --> 01:21:33,041
<i>- ♪ To do ♪
- ♪ Day turns to day turns to day ♪</i>

1394
01:21:33,125 --> 01:21:35,916
<i>- ♪ Turns to day turns to day ♪
- ♪ A little more homework to do ♪</i>

1395
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:38,958
<i>♪ Day turns to day
Turns to day turns to day ♪</i>

1396
01:21:39,041 --> 01:21:42,458
<i>- ♪ A little more homework to do ♪
- ♪ Day turns to day, day turns to ♪</i>

1397
01:21:42,541 --> 01:21:46,416
<i>- ♪ Day turns to day turns to day ♪
- ♪ A little more homework ♪</i>

1398
01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:50,250
<i>♪ Day turns to day
Turns to day turns to day ♪</i>

1399
01:21:50,333 --> 01:21:51,750
<i>♪ A little more homework ♪</i>

1400
01:21:51,833 --> 01:21:54,875
<i>- ♪ To do ♪
- ♪ Day turns to day turns to day ♪</i>

1401
01:21:54,958 --> 01:21:58,708
<i>♪ Turns to day
Turns to day turns to day! ♪</i>

1402
01:21:58,791 --> 01:21:59,916
I'm Evan Goldman.

1403
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:02,750
I live at 24 Plains Drive,
Walkerton, Indiana.

1404
01:22:02,833 --> 01:22:06,250
I'm 13 years old,
and I'm just getting started.

1405
01:22:06,958 --> 01:22:09,083
[applause erupts]

1406
01:22:09,166 --> 01:22:10,750
[sobs]

1407
01:22:21,958 --> 01:22:23,791
One, two, three, here we go!

1408
01:22:31,583 --> 01:22:34,666
<i>♪ I saw the cover, and I judged the book ♪</i>

1409
01:22:35,250 --> 01:22:38,250
<i>♪ I turned away without a second look ♪</i>

1410
01:22:38,333 --> 01:22:43,041
<i>♪ But now, now, now
I see a brand-new you ♪</i>

1411
01:22:43,791 --> 01:22:45,125
<i>♪ Mm-mmm</i> ♪

1412
01:22:46,333 --> 01:22:49,875
<i>♪ I told myself I better run and hide ♪</i>

1413
01:22:49,958 --> 01:22:55,875
<i>♪ I never noticed what was there inside
But now, now, now ♪</i>

1414
01:22:55,958 --> 01:22:58,458
<i>♪ I see a brand-new you ♪</i>

1415
01:22:58,541 --> 01:23:00,291
<i>♪ Ah-ahh ♪</i>

1416
01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:05,208
<i>♪ And I can't stop myself from loving
Every itty-bitty thing... ♪</i>

1417
01:23:05,291 --> 01:23:08,625
<i>♪ You, you! I see a brand-new you! ♪</i>

1418
01:23:08,708 --> 01:23:12,125
<i>♪ You, you! I see a brand-new you! ♪</i>

1419
01:23:12,833 --> 01:23:15,458
<i>♪ I didn't know where I was meant to be ♪</i>

1420
01:23:15,541 --> 01:23:16,541
<i>♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪</i>

1421
01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:19,291
<i>♪ I figured no one would be there for me ♪</i>

1422
01:23:19,375 --> 01:23:22,166
<i>♪ But now, now, now ♪</i>

1423
01:23:22,250 --> 01:23:24,083
<i>♪ I see a brand-new you ♪</i>

1424
01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:27,166
<i>♪ You, you, I see a brand-new you ♪</i>

1425
01:23:28,083 --> 01:23:31,041
<i>♪ I never knew that you could understand ♪</i>

1426
01:23:31,583 --> 01:23:34,833
<i>♪ But I looked up
And you reached out your hand ♪</i>

1427
01:23:34,916 --> 01:23:39,541
<i>♪ And now, now, now
I see a brand-new you! ♪</i>

1428
01:23:40,083 --> 01:23:41,083
<i>♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪</i>

1429
01:23:41,166 --> 01:23:45,250
<i>♪ I opened my eyes ♪</i>

1430
01:23:45,333 --> 01:23:48,791
<i>♪ And there's a great big world around ♪</i>

1431
01:23:48,875 --> 01:23:53,083
<i>♪ I opened my eyes ♪</i>

1432
01:23:53,166 --> 01:23:54,958
<i>♪ And just look, just look ♪</i>

1433
01:23:55,041 --> 01:24:02,041
<i>♪ Look at what I found ♪</i>

1434
01:24:04,458 --> 01:24:05,291
<i>♪ Here we go! ♪</i>

1435
01:24:05,375 --> 01:24:07,708
<i>♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪</i>

1436
01:24:07,791 --> 01:24:08,833
<i>♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪</i>

1437
01:24:08,916 --> 01:24:11,416
<i>♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪</i>

1438
01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:12,583
<i>♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪</i>

1439
01:24:12,666 --> 01:24:15,291
<i>♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪</i>

1440
01:24:15,375 --> 01:24:16,375
<i>♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪</i>

1441
01:24:16,458 --> 01:24:18,338
<i>♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪</i>

1442
01:24:18,375 --> 01:24:20,333
<i>♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪</i>

1443
01:24:20,416 --> 01:24:22,208
<i>♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪</i>

1444
01:24:22,291 --> 01:24:23,833
<i>♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪</i>

1445
01:24:23,916 --> 01:24:26,791
<i>♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪</i>

1446
01:24:27,458 --> 01:24:34,458
<i>♪ Hey! ♪</i>

1447
01:24:34,541 --> 01:24:35,708
<i>♪ Yeah! ♪</i>

1448
01:24:48,875 --> 01:24:53,000
<i>♪ I opened my eyes ♪</i>

1449
01:24:53,083 --> 01:24:56,333
<i>♪ And there's a great big world around ♪</i>

1450
01:24:56,416 --> 01:25:00,708
<i>♪ I opened my eyes ♪</i>

1451
01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:07,250
<i>- ♪ And just look, just look ♪
- ♪ Look at what I found! ♪</i>

1452
01:25:07,333 --> 01:25:10,291
<i>♪ I see a brand-new you! Ooh! ♪</i>

1453
01:25:10,375 --> 01:25:13,583
<i>♪ I see a brand-new you! Ooh! ♪</i>

1454
01:25:14,666 --> 01:25:16,916
<i>♪ I see a brand-new you! ♪</i>

1455
01:25:21,291 --> 01:25:23,875
- Bravi Charlo... Bravo Charlie mark.
- [kids laughing]

1456
01:25:24,875 --> 01:25:25,875
Bravo mark.

1457
01:25:27,458 --> 01:25:28,458
Chocolate mark.

1458
01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:32,041
[woman] Alpha Bravo Carmen. Marker.

1459
01:25:33,541 --> 01:25:36,416
Charlie mark. [squeals] I did it.

1460
01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:37,791
Charlie marker.

1461
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:40,250
Bravo mark.

1462
01:25:41,500 --> 01:25:42,500
Delta mark.

1463
01:25:43,416 --> 01:25:44,916
- [Lucy squeals]
- Charlie mark.

1464
01:25:47,041 --> 01:25:48,041
Delta mark.

1465
01:25:49,333 --> 01:25:50,625
Bravo mark.

1466
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:53,000
Bravo mark.

1467
01:25:55,166 --> 01:25:56,166
Charlie mark.

1468
01:25:57,583 --> 01:25:58,583
Delta mark.

1469
01:25:59,791 --> 01:26:01,000
[man] Marker.

1470
01:26:02,708 --> 01:26:03,708
Marker.

1471
01:26:05,333 --> 01:26:06,333
Marker.

1472
01:26:09,833 --> 01:26:10,875
Your mark.

1473
01:26:13,291 --> 01:26:14,458
[all] Marker!

1474
01:26:21,541 --> 01:26:24,291
<i>♪ This summer, I was losing my mind ♪</i>

1475
01:26:24,375 --> 01:26:26,250
<i>♪ Trying to keep myself busy ♪</i>

1476
01:26:26,333 --> 01:26:29,166
<i>- ♪ 'Stead of thinking 'bout you ♪
- ♪ Thinking 'bout you ♪</i>

1477
01:26:29,250 --> 01:26:32,583
<i>♪ No matter how I acted
I could never really get distracted ♪</i>

1478
01:26:32,666 --> 01:26:34,666
<i>♪ And the mystery in my mind
That I can't dismiss ♪</i>

1479
01:26:34,708 --> 01:26:36,875
<i>♪ Is when I'm ever gonna
Get my first real kiss ♪</i>

1480
01:26:36,958 --> 01:26:40,291
<i>♪ I spend every night and day
Just thinking 'bout how I could get away ♪</i>

1481
01:26:40,375 --> 01:26:42,625
<i>♪ But I'm stuck in jail
I can't get free ♪</i>

1482
01:26:42,708 --> 01:26:44,916
<i>♪ 'Cause there's my mother
Always watching me ♪</i>

1483
01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:47,833
<i>♪ I tried to do the stuff I love to do ♪</i>

1484
01:26:47,916 --> 01:26:50,375
<i>♪ But every song, every game
It's all the same ♪</i>

1485
01:26:50,458 --> 01:26:55,625
<i>♪ It just made me, made me
Ma-made me wanna be with you! ♪</i>

1486
01:26:55,708 --> 01:26:57,750
<i>- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪</i>

1487
01:26:57,833 --> 01:27:03,541
<i>♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪</i>

1488
01:27:03,625 --> 01:27:05,625
<i>- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪</i>

1489
01:27:05,708 --> 01:27:08,666
<i>♪ And I think that I'm ready now ♪</i>

1490
01:27:08,750 --> 01:27:11,500
<i>♪ Same story
I was losing my mind ♪</i>

1491
01:27:11,583 --> 01:27:15,166
<i>♪ On the shores of Lake Wawasee
'Stead of being with you ♪</i>

1492
01:27:15,250 --> 01:27:16,291
<i>♪ Being with you ♪</i>

1493
01:27:16,375 --> 01:27:17,916
<i>♪ Sometimes when I couldn't write ♪</i>

1494
01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:19,920
<i>♪ I was beaming thoughts
From my brain at night ♪</i>

1495
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:21,750
<i>♪ From the mess hall, the canteen ♪</i>

1496
01:27:21,833 --> 01:27:24,393
<i>♪ From the lake, from the lodge
The latrine that I had to clean ♪</i>

1497
01:27:24,458 --> 01:27:27,666
<i>♪ Thinking, "All I really wanna do
Is to have my first real kiss with you" ♪</i>

1498
01:27:27,750 --> 01:27:29,791
<i>♪ "Where it's dark and quiet
And romantic" ♪</i>

1499
01:27:29,875 --> 01:27:31,934
<i>♪ "Without your mom standing there
Getting frantic" ♪</i>

1500
01:27:31,958 --> 01:27:35,333
<i>♪ And now I'm here beside you
Like a dream come true ♪</i>

1501
01:27:35,416 --> 01:27:37,541
<i>♪ Every minute, every day
I was kept away ♪</i>

1502
01:27:37,625 --> 01:27:43,000
<i>♪ Only made me, made me
Ma-made me wanna be with you! ♪</i>

1503
01:27:43,083 --> 01:27:45,000
<i>- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪</i>

1504
01:27:45,083 --> 01:27:49,958
<i>♪ I've been waiting all summer for you ♪</i>

1505
01:27:50,041 --> 01:27:51,881
<i>- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪</i>

1506
01:27:51,958 --> 01:27:58,708
<i>- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting all summer for you ♪</i>

1507
01:27:58,791 --> 01:28:01,166
<i>- ♪ I've been waiting ♪
- ♪ I've been waiting ♪</i>

1508
01:28:01,250 --> 01:28:06,708
<i>♪ Waiting all summer for you ♪</i>

1509
01:28:07,625 --> 01:28:09,666
[change of music tempo]

1510
01:28:13,541 --> 01:28:17,000
<i>♪ Brett wants Kendra
To be his girlfriend ♪</i>

1511
01:28:19,083 --> 01:28:22,666
<i>♪ But Brett is the boy
That I wanna be with ♪</i>

1512
01:28:25,041 --> 01:28:28,791
<i>♪ I'm tired of being
Second best to my best friend ♪</i>

1513
01:28:30,875 --> 01:28:33,833
<i>♪ So she's smart, and she's pretty
And she's nice, oh hey! ♪</i>

1514
01:28:33,916 --> 01:28:36,791
<i>♪ I'm smart, and I'm pretty
And I'm... anyway ♪</i>

1515
01:28:36,875 --> 01:28:39,916
<i>♪ I'm a better choice to be with Brett
And I can prove it if I get ♪</i>

1516
01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:45,333
<i>♪ An O-P-P, opportunity!
O-P-P, opportunity! ♪</i>

1517
01:28:46,125 --> 01:28:51,583
<i>♪ O-P-P, opportunity!
O-P-P, opportunity! ♪</i>

1518
01:28:51,666 --> 01:28:57,750
<i>♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!
Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪</i>

1519
01:28:57,833 --> 01:29:03,958
<i>♪ I'd show Brett what his girl oughta be
If I only had an itty-bitty opportunity ♪</i>

1520
01:29:04,791 --> 01:29:06,833
<i>♪ M-m-m, yeah ♪</i>

1521
01:29:06,916 --> 01:29:10,333
<i>♪ Oooh! ♪</i>

1522
01:29:10,416 --> 01:29:14,541
<i>♪ Oooh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh! ♪</i>

1523
01:29:14,625 --> 01:29:15,666
<i>♪ Opportunity! ♪</i>

1524
01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:18,666
<i>♪ Picture me
Being Brett's new girlfriend ♪</i>

1525
01:29:18,750 --> 01:29:21,625
<i>♪ Brett's got a brand-new girlfriend! ♪</i>

1526
01:29:21,708 --> 01:29:24,541
<i>♪ Picture Kendra so happy for me ♪</i>

1527
01:29:24,625 --> 01:29:27,500
<i>♪ Oooh, sad! ♪</i>

1528
01:29:27,583 --> 01:29:30,500
<i>♪ Picture Brett
Hanging out in my rec room ♪</i>

1529
01:29:30,583 --> 01:29:32,916
<i>♪ Let's play another game of foosball ♪</i>

1530
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:36,000
<i>♪ I mean, we're basically the same
Check us out, can't you tell? ♪</i>

1531
01:29:36,083 --> 01:29:39,000
<i>♪ So I don't get football
But I fake it really well ♪</i>

1532
01:29:39,083 --> 01:29:42,125
<i>♪ I could show him I'm a better girl
If someone just would get a girl ♪</i>

1533
01:29:42,208 --> 01:29:45,250
<i>♪ An O-P-P, opportunity ♪</i>

1534
01:29:45,333 --> 01:29:47,375
<i>- ♪ O-P-P ♪
- ♪ Opportunity ♪</i>

1535
01:29:47,458 --> 01:29:48,291
<i>♪ Hey-oh! ♪</i>

1536
01:29:48,375 --> 01:29:53,791
<i>♪ O-P-P, opportunity
O-P-P, opportunity ♪</i>

1537
01:29:53,875 --> 01:30:00,166
<i>♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!
Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪</i>

1538
01:30:00,250 --> 01:30:02,750
<i>♪ How will he know
That he really wants me ♪</i>

1539
01:30:02,833 --> 01:30:06,083
<i>♪ If he never even gets
A little opportunity? ♪</i>

1540
01:30:06,166 --> 01:30:08,166
[marching band plays]

1541
01:30:12,375 --> 01:30:15,333
<i>♪ Ho-ha! ♪</i>

1542
01:30:15,416 --> 01:30:17,916
<i>♪ Here we go, here we go
Here we go, huh! ♪</i>

1543
01:30:18,000 --> 01:30:20,458
[rapping]
<i>♪ Lucy's gonna get what Lucy deserves ♪</i>

1544
01:30:20,541 --> 01:30:21,375
<i>♪ Ho! ♪</i>

1545
01:30:21,458 --> 01:30:24,791
<i>♪ I've got the vision, the precision
And the nerves, and I'm merciless ♪</i>

1546
01:30:24,875 --> 01:30:26,833
<i>♪ I cast a curse, you can't reverse this ♪</i>

1547
01:30:26,916 --> 01:30:29,791
<i>♪ I'm gonna be
The first to get the first kiss ♪</i>

1548
01:30:29,875 --> 01:30:31,125
<i>- ♪ Check that! ♪
- ♪ Ho! ♪</i>

1549
01:30:31,208 --> 01:30:34,416
<i>♪ In the lunch room or the locker room
I can rock a room like a shock, boom ♪</i>

1550
01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:36,541
<i>♪ Your time is running out
Tick-tick-tock, boom! ♪</i>

1551
01:30:36,625 --> 01:30:38,267
<i>♪ Ever since we were three
It's been Kendra and me ♪</i>

1552
01:30:38,291 --> 01:30:42,000
<i>♪ But it's time now to break free
Hashtag never underestimate me ♪</i>

1553
01:30:42,083 --> 01:30:44,750
<i>- ♪ Up high for L-U-C-Y! ♪
- ♪ Ho! ♪</i>

1554
01:30:44,833 --> 01:30:47,541
<i>- ♪ Up high for L-U-C-Y! ♪
- ♪ Ho! ♪</i>

1555
01:30:47,625 --> 01:30:49,059
<i>- ♪ What's it gonna be? ♪
- ♪ What? ♪</i>

1556
01:30:49,083 --> 01:30:53,083
<i>- ♪ When am I gonna see some... ♪
- ♪ O-P-P-O-R-T unity! ♪</i>

1557
01:30:53,166 --> 01:30:59,000
<i>♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!
Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪</i>

1558
01:30:59,083 --> 01:31:05,291
<i>♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh!
Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪</i>

1559
01:31:05,375 --> 01:31:07,875
<i>♪ What kind of best friend would I be ♪</i>

1560
01:31:07,958 --> 01:31:11,166
<i>♪ If I didn't take advantage
Of an opportunity? ♪</i>