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♪ La, la la la la la ♪
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♪ Whatever happened to predictability? ♪
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♪ The milkman, the paperboy
The evening TV ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a heart, a hand to hold onto ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a face
Of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there
And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ La, la la la la la ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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Fernando. Nice robe.
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Why are you making breakfast?
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Just my little thank you
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for letting me stay at your home
for a few months.
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- Days.
- Months.
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- Weeks.
- Years.
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- Months.
- Deal.
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Wait, what just happened?
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Fernando, you took my robe.
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I thought we could trade.
I like a fresh breeze in the morning.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning, everyone.
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Morning.
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So how was the sleepover, girls?
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- Best sleepover ever!
- We didn't fall asleep once!
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Hola, Fuller-itos, Tanner-itos,
Fernando-ritos.
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Now I want Doritos.
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Hey, uh, Jimmy, I noticed your beat up RV
is still in front of our house.
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Just how long
are you gonna be parked here?
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That's up to Steph. All I know
is that my heart is parked here forever.
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Aww.
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No, "Awws", OK? This is not happening.
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I got you a gift. It's my dream catcher.
I don't need it anymore.
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All my dreams came true
that day we had our first kiss.
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Aww!
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Stop with the "Awws".
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Can we go out, please?
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You know, half of me wants to say,
"No, thank you,"
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and the other half of me
also wants to say, "No, thank you."
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How about the third half?
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Well, the third half wants you
to get a math tutor.
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Well, all the math I need to know
is that you plus me equals happiness.
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Aww!
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Oh, I say go for it. Jimmy Gibbler
is so sweet and thoughtful.
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Yeah, he's really
the black sheep of the family.
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I have an announcement
about my school project.
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To show that one kid
can make a difference,
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I'm going to save our natural resources
and respect our animal friends
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by becoming a vegetarian,
starting right now.
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Ooh, bacon!
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Max, you do know bacon comes from pigs?
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I don't mean to embarrass you,
but I believe you're thinking of ham.
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Kimberlina is always right.
Bacon comes from pigs.
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I'm afraid it's true.
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Well, then, I guess it's goodbye bacon.
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Sorry, old pal.
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It's not you, it's me.
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Good luck. No one can resist my bacon.
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Oh! A penny.
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Hey, sports fans, gotta carbo-load
before practice. Coach's orders.
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Oh. Why are you dressed up
like a football player?
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Because I tried out for the team,
and guess what? I made it!
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Ta-da!
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I mean, boo-ya!
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Yeah, hit it right there.
Yeah, Tommy, let's go, OK...
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So, Lola, I guess you'll be
cheering for me on the old griddle iron?
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I think the term is "Gridiron."
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Whatevs. Just as long as you're
cheering for me from the balcony.
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- You mean the stands?
- Whatevs.
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Jackson.
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Why didn't you tell me
about wanting to play football?
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Because you'd get all freaked out
and then pretend it's fine,
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and then yell at me for it.
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I wouldn't get all freaked out.
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And I am fine.
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Why wouldn't you ask me for...
Oh, OK, I see what I did there.
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Don't worry, Mom. I'll see you
after rehearsal. I mean practice.
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OK, maybe I am being
a little overprotective.
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I mean, what are the odds that
anything bad will happen to Jackson?
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You mean the kid who twisted
his ankle getting the mail?
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You mean the kid who sprained
his arm making his bed?
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I saw him trip on confetti once.
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OK, Charlie, your ear infection
is all cleared up.
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Aww.
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Well, that is so sweet.
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But I'm still gonna have to bill you.
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Bye, Charlie.
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Phew! Frenchie's worm-free.
I'm ready for lunch.
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- Hey, I, uh, I have a question for you.
- Hmm?
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Jackson made the football team.
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But I'm really worried
about how dangerous it is.
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Ah, well, you should be worried. I played
college ball and blew out both knees.
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So you're against Jackson playing?
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Heck no! Football was
the greatest time of my life.
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So then you're for Jackson playing.
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I didn't say that.
My whole body hurts every time it rains.
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So you're for it and against it?
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Exactly.
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- Lunch is here!
- Oh!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- DJ!
- Hi!
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Salad shakes. Every nutrient you need
with no fat, no sugar...
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And no taste!
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Oh, hey, um... Can I bring Crystal
to game night tonight?
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I already invited her,
but I wanted to run it by you first.
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So... is that cool?
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Well, you already invited her
and she's standing right here, so...
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it'd be pretty darn awkward
if I said "No."
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Great.
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Oh, and I also invited
Steve and his girlfriend CJ
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and they're definitely coming,
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but I told them I wanted to
run it by you first.
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Can they come too?
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Well, if they are definitely coming,
then they can definitely come!
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You are so sweet.
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How on Earth are you still single?
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I know. It is baffling!
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Well, you're not alone. You've got us.
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Hashtag BFFs.
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Hashtag third wheel.
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Six...
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Seven...
Hey, Mom, get in here and spot me.
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Eight...
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Nine... Take him, Mom. Mom, take him, Mom!
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Jackson, I've been doing
some thinking and...
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after careful consideration,
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I have to say no to you playing football.
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What? But you already said yes.
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Well, technically, I just didn't say no.
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And, even more technically,
you joined the team without asking me.
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Because I knew you would do this!
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You're always babying me.
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I'm 13 now. I'm a man.
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Let's not argue in front of Tommy.
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Here, kid. Fetch.
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Come on, Mom. Dad played football.
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Well, you're dad had...
more of a football body.
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You have more of a... a ping pong body.
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He still would've let me play.
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Well, maybe he would have, but parents
have a lot more information today,
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especially about concussions.
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But I could get hurt
just walking on the street.
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And I do!
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You know what? These are the last words
you will ever hear from me.
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Goodbye, Mother.
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If you're still there,
I could use a little help.
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Hello?
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Is anybody there?
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Hey, Jimmy.
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Why ring the doorbell
if you're gonna just walk in anyway?
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Just like pressing buttons.
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Kimmy told me you needed
a partner for game night.
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Kimmy?
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I've been thinking about you and Jimmy,
and if you guys really hit it off,
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you could become Mrs. Stephanie Gibbler!
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And then you wouldn't just be
DJ's annoying little sister,
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you'd be my annoying little sister too!
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How fun would that be?
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All right, I'm ready for game night.
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The baby's taking a nap,
Jackson's trying to get his shirt off.
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I'll help him when we're done.
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- Hey, Deej.
- Hi!
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- You remember Ceej?
- Hi, Deej.
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Hi, Ceej.
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Ooh.
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Now I went ahead
and pre-cut some category slips
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for when we play "Celebrity".
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Oh! So did I.
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Great! I also made up
score cards for the teams.
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Oh, so did I!
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And I laminated them.
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Me too!
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I still can't get over how alike you are.
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We really are!
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I don't see it.
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- Hey, guys.
- DJ!
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- Hey.
- I brought you a date.
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Because I feel so bad
that you're all alone.
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Come on in!
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Mike here.
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You must be DJ.
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Hello.
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Nice getaway sticks.
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So you're a pet doctor?
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At least that's what the Google says.
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Isn't Pops a hoot?
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Did you just say "Pops"?
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Is this your dad?
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No!
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Oh.
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Thank goodness!
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No, I'm her granddad.
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You know, I was gonna
bow out of game night.
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Not anymore.
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- Hey!
- Mmm?
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Did you know about this?
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Not until Pops got in the car.
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But I am curious to see
how this is going to play out.
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Deej! You and Mike
have so much in common!
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I mean, you have three kids,
and he has three grandkids.
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And age is just a number.
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Mike here.
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If you're wondering, my number is 72.
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But not under the hood.
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Vroom-vroom.
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Oh! I'm sorry. You just got vroomed.
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He's a duck who sells insurance.
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Aflac. Ben Affleck!
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Yeah!
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- Great guess!
- Great clue!
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You know, you guys still have more time.
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Oh, to be young and in love.
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Remember those days, DJ?
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Like they were yesterday.
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Because they were.
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Uh, time. Matt, Crystal, you're up.
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All right. Let's do it.
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- You ready?
- All right.
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OK.
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"I pity the fool"...
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- Mr T!
- Yes!
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Don't mind me.
Just passing through very carefully.
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In case you're wondering
about the bubble wrap,
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I've been told that I have
a very fragile "ping pong" body.
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Oh. Stairs. Too dangerous.
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Better go sleep in the kitchen.
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Teenagers.
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Mike here.
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You know what that kid needs? Football.
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Toughen him up.
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All right, Mike. I have never lost
a game night, so let's bring it.
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Mike here.
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You're a spunky little chicken
and I'm all right with that.
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OK.
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- This actor won an Oscar...
- Douglas Fairbanks.
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No. He was in...
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- Charlton Heston.
- No, let me give you...
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Dick Van Dyke.
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- He was...
- Jerry Van Dyke.
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Tom and Jerry.
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No, those aren't actors.
Those are cartoon crows.
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No, that's Heckle and Jeckle.
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I thought you said you were good at this.
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What?
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OK, we forfeit.
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No, no. Please don't forfeit.
Please keep going.
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Show's over.
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OK. All right. Jimmy, we're up.
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Please don't embarrass me.
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Why would I embarrass you?
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Great, well, we're off to a good start.
255
00:15:12,862 --> 00:15:16,699
OK. He's really handsome,
he finally got married...
256
00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:18,367
- George Clooney.
- Yes.
257
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,245
- She was in a mother and daughter...
- Wynonna Judd.
258
00:15:21,871 --> 00:15:23,205
Wow, you're really good at this.
259
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,499
We're really good at this,
just keep going.
260
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:29,170
- OK. They...
- Harlem Globetrotters.
261
00:15:29,253 --> 00:15:30,963
- She...
- Ariana Grande.
262
00:15:31,047 --> 00:15:31,964
- He...
- SpongeBob.
263
00:15:32,048 --> 00:15:33,257
- Full name.
- SquarePants.
264
00:15:33,341 --> 00:15:34,258
Wow!
265
00:15:37,928 --> 00:15:38,763
That was...
266
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,014
Amazing.
267
00:15:42,183 --> 00:15:43,017
It really was.
268
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,352
I've never felt such a...
269
00:15:44,435 --> 00:15:45,686
...connection.
270
00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:49,607
What is happening between us?
271
00:15:50,399 --> 00:15:51,484
Mike here.
272
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:01,160
The Hindus call this kismet.
273
00:16:02,870 --> 00:16:04,080
DJ here.
274
00:16:05,539 --> 00:16:06,499
Nobody cares.
275
00:16:13,714 --> 00:16:16,092
Good job taking a pee in the yard, Cosmo.
276
00:16:17,426 --> 00:16:18,678
Don't tell Mom I did too.
277
00:16:20,096 --> 00:16:21,055
Hey, Max.
278
00:16:21,639 --> 00:16:23,766
Hello, uninvited house guest.
279
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:28,104
Look at these appetizers.
280
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:30,690
Bacon-wrapped bacon.
281
00:16:31,315 --> 00:16:34,527
You know I am a strict vegetarian.
282
00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:37,988
You sure you don't want to try
283
00:16:38,072 --> 00:16:41,534
this bacon-wrapped, bacon-flavored bacon,
284
00:16:41,617 --> 00:16:43,661
served on a bed of bacon?
285
00:16:46,622 --> 00:16:49,875
You are a terrible person.
286
00:16:53,337 --> 00:16:54,171
Very well.
287
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,048
More bacon for me.
288
00:16:56,674 --> 00:16:57,550
And for Cosmo.
289
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,348
Come here and give me a big kiss.
290
00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:09,687
Mmm...
291
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,106
Second-hand bacon.
292
00:17:15,651 --> 00:17:17,987
DJ, Mike here.
293
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,490
I gotta be straight with you.
294
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,869
You know, you and me
and love connection, meh.
295
00:17:26,495 --> 00:17:27,329
DJ here.
296
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,581
I totally agree.
297
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:30,458
Fine.
298
00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:33,919
However, if you're ever up
for something purely physical,
299
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,965
just pop me up a poke
on the face pagey thing.
300
00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:44,096
Oh, Mike, that's the wrong car.
You're getting in the wrong...
301
00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:45,514
Oh, who cares.
302
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:49,977
All right, hitting the sack.
303
00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:51,228
Goodnight, everyone.
304
00:17:51,312 --> 00:17:54,106
Except for...
You know who you are.
305
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,359
What, you're still not talking to me?
306
00:18:02,656 --> 00:18:05,409
"No, and this is my last text ever"?
307
00:18:07,328 --> 00:18:09,955
You know, enough is enough.
308
00:18:10,039 --> 00:18:10,873
Wait.
309
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:15,085
Before you have it out with Jackson,
I have a better idea.
310
00:18:15,711 --> 00:18:16,545
Come with me.
311
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:22,134
You know, I still can't get over
how good we were tonight.
312
00:18:22,218 --> 00:18:24,386
I know. We really should go out.
313
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,891
I don't know. It seems like a...
314
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:30,601
Bad idea.
315
00:18:30,684 --> 00:18:32,102
Get out of my head!
316
00:18:32,186 --> 00:18:33,646
I will if you go out with me.
317
00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:37,817
All right, I'll go out with you.
318
00:18:38,442 --> 00:18:41,529
Are you sure? Because you don't have to
if you don't want to.
319
00:18:42,530 --> 00:18:44,198
Oh, my God.
320
00:18:45,366 --> 00:18:47,326
- I'm gonna go change.
- No, don't change.
321
00:18:47,409 --> 00:18:48,869
I like you just the way you are.
322
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,206
I meant my clothes.
323
00:18:52,289 --> 00:18:54,083
So did I!
324
00:18:58,712 --> 00:19:01,715
- Hey, we're going in the wrong room.
- No, we're not.
325
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,134
Come in.
326
00:19:05,135 --> 00:19:07,429
We're playing Good Cop/Bad Cop.
Follow my lead.
327
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:08,514
Wait. What?
328
00:19:09,098 --> 00:19:10,599
Oh, don't worry. You're the good cop.
329
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:14,144
Hi, girls.
330
00:19:14,895 --> 00:19:16,981
You're doing homework on a Saturday night?
331
00:19:17,064 --> 00:19:18,065
Nerd alert.
332
00:19:20,943 --> 00:19:23,863
OK. You and I. Let's have a little chat.
333
00:19:23,946 --> 00:19:24,780
Have a seat.
334
00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:31,078
So, Lola.
335
00:19:31,662 --> 00:19:33,414
If that's your real name.
336
00:19:34,623 --> 00:19:37,918
Is it true Jackson's playing football
just to impress you?
337
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,045
- I don't know.
- Well, I do!
338
00:19:41,755 --> 00:19:42,590
It's true.
339
00:19:42,673 --> 00:19:45,467
So now that Fuller kid
is gonna get flattened like a pancake
340
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,219
by a 300-pound linebacker.
341
00:19:48,512 --> 00:19:50,180
All for some dame.
342
00:19:50,931 --> 00:19:52,182
Guess who that dame is.
343
00:19:52,933 --> 00:19:53,767
Me?
344
00:19:53,851 --> 00:19:54,935
Bingo!
345
00:19:56,604 --> 00:19:58,272
Your turn. I need to cool off.
346
00:20:01,483 --> 00:20:02,443
OK.
347
00:20:03,986 --> 00:20:04,945
Hi.
348
00:20:05,446 --> 00:20:06,614
I'm the nice one.
349
00:20:07,865 --> 00:20:13,203
OK, I think where my hotheaded partner
is going with this is we're really worried
350
00:20:13,287 --> 00:20:16,081
that Jackson could get
seriously hurt playing football
351
00:20:16,165 --> 00:20:18,959
and he won't listen to us,
but he might listen to you.
352
00:20:19,877 --> 00:20:22,546
Because teenagers don't like to hear
anything from their parents,
353
00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:24,006
right, Ramona?
354
00:20:25,466 --> 00:20:26,842
Huh? I wasn't listening.
355
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:30,596
I got this.
356
00:20:33,349 --> 00:20:34,767
Your worst nightmare is back.
357
00:20:36,393 --> 00:20:37,561
So here's the deal.
358
00:20:37,645 --> 00:20:40,564
You're gonna march right in there
and tell Jackson, real calm like,
359
00:20:40,648 --> 00:20:42,942
that you don't care
if he plays football. Got it?
360
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:45,778
OK. Whatever you say.
361
00:20:46,153 --> 00:20:48,614
- Maybe I should go right now.
- Maybe you should.
362
00:20:48,697 --> 00:20:50,449
- OK.
- Thank you!
363
00:20:51,241 --> 00:20:52,117
Wow!
364
00:20:52,201 --> 00:20:54,870
If this works, you'll be
like a parenting genius!
365
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:59,750
I'm so glad you think so,
because I was winging that whole thing.
366
00:21:00,918 --> 00:21:01,835
Hey.
367
00:21:02,711 --> 00:21:04,213
Oh. Hey.
368
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,590
Oh, yeah, this? Yeah, this is Max's.
369
00:21:06,674 --> 00:21:09,009
You know, I'm just making sure
it's structurally sound.
370
00:21:12,012 --> 00:21:12,888
It's not.
371
00:21:15,432 --> 00:21:18,102
Jackson, if you're playing football
just for me...
372
00:21:18,185 --> 00:21:21,397
- My mom's trying to stop me, but...
- no one tells me what to do.
373
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,733
- I don't care if you play.
- OK, I'm out.
374
00:21:26,402 --> 00:21:29,488
- But you just said...
- I know. I'm complex.
375
00:21:30,572 --> 00:21:33,283
So, uh...
if you're not into football players,
376
00:21:33,367 --> 00:21:34,618
what kind of guys are you into?
377
00:21:34,702 --> 00:21:39,873
Well, I guess I like guys who don't
try too hard to impress a girl.
378
00:21:39,957 --> 00:21:42,459
Ah! Those are
my favorite kind of guys too.
379
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,005
Oh, that came out wrong.
380
00:21:53,554 --> 00:21:55,806
So uh, welcome to my RV.
381
00:21:55,889 --> 00:21:57,349
I call it the Gibbler Galloper.
382
00:21:59,101 --> 00:22:00,811
So where are we going on our date?
383
00:22:00,894 --> 00:22:02,062
Oh, right here.
384
00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:04,189
Yeah, I don't wanna lose my parking spot.
385
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:09,695
But you live here. I don't
go home with guys on the first date.
386
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,990
Well, sometimes I do,
but there's dinner first.
387
00:22:13,741 --> 00:22:14,700
I've got dinner.
388
00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:19,788
Yeah, I had to have the fryer put in
389
00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:22,291
'cause the RV
doesn't fit through a drive-thru.
390
00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:25,919
So, uh, you want a quick tour? Um...
391
00:22:26,003 --> 00:22:27,546
This is the kitchen,
392
00:22:27,629 --> 00:22:29,965
and if you'll follow me
to dining room...
393
00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:31,300
And here we are.
394
00:22:32,801 --> 00:22:33,719
Hmm.
395
00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:35,888
Oh. What's this map?
396
00:22:35,971 --> 00:22:38,348
Oh, uh, that's the world.
397
00:22:41,143 --> 00:22:43,979
I know.
I was actually asking about the pins.
398
00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:47,065
Oh, that's every place
I've taken photographs.
399
00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:50,235
Oh, wow.
400
00:22:50,819 --> 00:22:51,987
Those are beautiful.
401
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:55,073
Yeah. Those were in National Geographic.
402
00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:57,201
What a cool job.
403
00:22:58,076 --> 00:22:59,620
You get to travel the world.
404
00:22:59,703 --> 00:23:02,372
You know, I used to travel
all over the place and deejay
405
00:23:02,456 --> 00:23:03,749
before I moved back home.
406
00:23:03,832 --> 00:23:06,210
Well, you know, sometimes
you have to travel the world
407
00:23:06,293 --> 00:23:08,295
to figure out where you belong.
408
00:23:08,378 --> 00:23:11,673
You know, there's more to you
than meets the eye.
409
00:23:12,674 --> 00:23:15,719
And there's... a lot that meets the eye.
410
00:23:19,306 --> 00:23:22,142
Oh, no. Is... Is this happening again?
411
00:23:22,226 --> 00:23:23,644
I hope so.
412
00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:26,605
Me too.
413
00:23:26,688 --> 00:23:29,483
- Why are we still talking?
- I don't know. Gimme some Jimmy.
414
00:23:37,324 --> 00:23:38,867
You want some fries with that?
415
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,787
Oh, I want the whole Happy Meal.
416
00:23:47,543 --> 00:23:52,589
Young Thomas, welcome to
Fernando's Snip and Clip.
417
00:23:54,383 --> 00:23:57,594
What are we looking for?
Just a trim or a whole new look?
418
00:23:58,428 --> 00:24:01,265
I could see you with some
Justin Bieber bangs.
419
00:24:04,226 --> 00:24:05,644
What are you doing?
420
00:24:05,727 --> 00:24:08,188
It's another thank you
for letting me live here.
421
00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:09,731
You don't live here.
422
00:24:13,193 --> 00:24:15,821
It's time for Tommy's first haircut.
423
00:24:16,864 --> 00:24:18,699
No. No, it's not time.
424
00:24:19,741 --> 00:24:22,828
Oh, my last baby's last first haircut.
425
00:24:24,037 --> 00:24:25,664
Oh. No, I'm not ready.
426
00:24:25,747 --> 00:24:28,584
What did the checker at Trader Joe's
tell you yesterday?
427
00:24:29,751 --> 00:24:31,753
That I have a very cute little girl.
428
00:24:34,882 --> 00:24:35,799
OK.
429
00:24:36,592 --> 00:24:38,176
I'm just gonna get this over with.
430
00:24:38,260 --> 00:24:39,887
I'm dating a Gibbler and I like it.
431
00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:44,516
I will not be taking questions
at this time.
432
00:24:45,726 --> 00:24:46,560
Hey, guys.
433
00:24:46,643 --> 00:24:49,354
- Hey, Mom.
- Oh, good morning, Jackson.
434
00:24:50,063 --> 00:24:52,649
OK, I'll be right back.
Don't start without me.
435
00:24:54,067 --> 00:24:56,862
Uh, so we're talking again?
436
00:24:56,945 --> 00:25:00,741
Yeah, I've decided to respect
your wishes and not do football.
437
00:25:02,409 --> 00:25:04,453
Well, I appreciate that.
438
00:25:05,746 --> 00:25:09,416
Look, Mom. I'm really sorry
about the whole silent treatment thing.
439
00:25:10,542 --> 00:25:12,044
I was just so mad at you.
440
00:25:12,127 --> 00:25:14,087
And you're allowed to be mad at me.
441
00:25:14,171 --> 00:25:16,882
But you're not allowed
to be disrespectful.
442
00:25:16,965 --> 00:25:19,468
That's not how we
solve problems in this family.
443
00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:23,013
I know. We talk it out, we work it out
and we hug it out.
444
00:25:25,432 --> 00:25:26,308
I love you, Mom.
445
00:25:26,391 --> 00:25:27,726
I love you too.
446
00:25:30,646 --> 00:25:32,356
Come on, DJ. We wanna see this!
447
00:25:32,439 --> 00:25:35,734
OK, everybody grab your cameras.
448
00:25:36,985 --> 00:25:38,695
OK. Just to warn you,
449
00:25:38,779 --> 00:25:40,739
sometimes the baby cries.
450
00:25:40,822 --> 00:25:41,990
And that's OK.
451
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,242
All right.
452
00:25:45,535 --> 00:25:47,663
Here comes the first snip.
453
00:26:08,183 --> 00:26:10,143
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