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<i>♪ La, la la la la la ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Whatever happened to predictability? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The milkman, the paperboy
The evening TV ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There's a heart, a hand to hold onto ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There's a face
Of somebody who needs you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everywhere you look ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When you're lost out there
And you're all alone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everywhere you look ♪</i>

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<i>♪ La, la la la la la ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh ♪</i>

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- <i>El gato.</i>
<i>- </i><i>Muy bien.</i>

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<i>La leche.</i>

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This is too easy.
Give me some advanced Spanish.

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I hope you never learn Spanish

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so Papa and I can talk about you
without you understanding.

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Yes, I would love a hotdog.

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You really have a good ear for Spanish.

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Namaste.

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And then, I looked at you
and it was so funny!

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And then, I looked at you
and it was even funnier!

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Oh, gimme a Gibbler Nibbler.

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Mmm...

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Are we not the cutest?

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Absolutely. You are not the cutest.

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Hey, Jimmy. Did I tell you
that I wrote a song about you?

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Man, just when I think this day
can't get any more magical, poof!

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You go and pull a rabbit
out of my heart.

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Come here, magic man.

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Mmm...

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We get it. Enough.

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No thank you. I'm off carbs.

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So, in closing,

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88% of corn
was genetically modified in 2011.

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That's five times as much
as 20 years ago.

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Thank you.

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The end.

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Max, this is so exciting!

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Your whole class is coming here
to see your sustainable farm project.

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Oh, but the last time they came,
the boys left the bathroom a mess.

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They're not great aimers.

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Sometimes we're not aiming.

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We're having fun peeing our name.

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Well, just so you know, my project's
going to win the green ribbon.

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Oh, yes, that green ribbon will be mine.

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Max, it's not about winning.

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It's about doing your best.

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And never laugh like that again.

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Well, word on the jungle gym
is Taylor's the one to beat.

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I believe they're talking about it
on the swing set too.

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Taylor.

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What a pleasant surprise.

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Hello, Doctor Fuller.

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Is that a new perfume?

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Enchanting.

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Yeah, I just picked it up
at Nordstrom Rack and I...

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Why am I telling you this?

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Hello, I'm Taylor's dad.

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And may I just add,
that is a beautiful blouse.

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You think so? I find it a little busy.

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Sorry.

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Can I help you with something,
Taylor's dad?

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We're just here to scout the venue.

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We need lots of space to unveil Taylor's
solar-powered all-terrain vehicle.

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Which I built all by myself.

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- Right, Dad?
- Right, son.

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Anyway, we're gonna need more room.

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Can we get rid
of these boxes full of weeds?

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Weeds?

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This is my sustainable farm, man.

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Adorable.

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It so happens that my son
worked very hard on this.

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Perhaps you're unaware that he was
the valedictorian of second grade.

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Only because Taylor was studying abroad

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at the foreign exchange program
for the academically gifted.

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Max plays chess.

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Taylor teaches chess.

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Can I speak to you
privately for a moment?

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You should really prepare your son
for his inevitable defeat.

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It doesn't matter what the outcome is,
as long as he tries hard and has fun.

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See, that is so comforting.

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That is exactly what
you should say to him when he loses.

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Taylor, let's go.

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Let's go get a pre-victory snack.

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Who wants a McRib?

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Winners do!

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I have two questions.

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Did Taylor really build a solar-powered
ATV all by himself?

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And secondly,

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McRibs are back?

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Yeah! McRibs are back for a limited time!

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And no.

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Taylor didn't build that thing.
His dad did.

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If Taylor's dad can help him win,
then your mom can help you win.

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But you said it wasn't about winning.

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Oh.

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No, that's when I thought
you were going to win.

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Cosmo, pay attention.

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My girlfriend Lola is bringing her
new dog, Spot, for me to watch overnight,

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so I need you to play nicely
and be very careful where you sniff.

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Lola wants us both to watch her dog.

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I'm her boo, so I'm in charge.

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Hey, Mr. In-charge,
your shirt's on backwards.

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And inside out.

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I know.

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Now.

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Hi, guys!

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Meet Spot!

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That's not a dog.

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That's a tarantula.

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Why would you name a tarantula Spot?

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Because when he bites, he leaves a spot!

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Ooh, you wanna pet him?

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Well, your boo's in charge
so you should probably let him do that.

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Oh, no, no... I'm a gentleman.
Ladies first.

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I insist.

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I gotta go. Here is
a box of crickets for his dinner.

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And FYI, he loves being stroked
on his fuzzy little thorax.

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Who doesn't?

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- Thank you, guys.
- No problem!

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Nah, don't worry, I got this, bae.

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All right, see ya.

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Bye.

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I'll give you 20 bucks to watch him.

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Let's be grateful
she left her snake at home.

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She has a snake too?

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Why am I so attracted to bad girls?

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All right. Thanks so much, you guys.

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This is my new song with my new band.

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And I wrote this song
for my dreamy boyfriend, Jimmy.

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It's called "The Boy Next Door."

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Because Jimmy grew up next door,
and he's a boy.

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Oh, that works on so many levels.

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Two, three, four...

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♪ <i>Used to think I was unlucky in love ♪</i>

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♪ <i>Lonely days</i>
<i>What my nights were made of ♪</i>

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♪ <i>Broken hearts and
lots of empty wishes ♪</i>

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♪ <i>Tired of wasting all
of my best kisses ♪</i>

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♪ <i>Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪</i>

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♪ <i>Opposites attract ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Perfectly mismatched ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪</i>

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♪ <i>We were black and white ♪</i>

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♪ <i>Now it seems so right ♪</i>

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♪ <i>Hey, hey, the boy next door ♪</i>

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♪ <i>You could be the love</i>
<i>I've searched everywhere for ♪</i>

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♪ <i>Hey, hey, the boy next door ♪</i>

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♪ <i>Who'd have ever thought</i>
<i>it'd be him I would adore? ♪</i>

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♪ The b <i>oy next door ♪</i>

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♪ <i>Ooh, the boy next door ♪</i>

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♪ The b <i>oy next door ♪</i>

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- ♪ <i>It's him that I adore ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ The boy next door ♪</i>

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♪ <i>Who'd have ever thought</i>
<i>it'd be the boy next door? ♪</i>

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Thank you, family
who would cheer for me even if I stunk.

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Oh, no you slayed it.

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I'm sorry, guys. Once I start crying,
there goes the whole day.

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I too was deeply moved.

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The last time I cried this much
was for Argentina.

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People, pull it together.

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It's a song, not <i>Toy Story 3</i>.

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All right, you guys,
why don't you take a five?

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- Steph, I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you.

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Hey, will you guys
put Tommy down for a nap?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, sure.

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Max, Fernando and I
have a green ribbon to win.

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Mom.

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If we lose, you'll still love me, right?

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Of course I will.

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But we're gonna win,
so we don't have to find out.

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Steph-osaurus, your song is so good,
you need to share it with the world.

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You know, I could make a YouTube video.

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Oh, I don't know.

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I just wrote this song for you.

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Well, it'll be the story of our love
set to your music.

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Well, I don't expect
anything to come of this,

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but... if it makes you happy,
then it makes me happy.

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Great!

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I'm already cutting it together
in my head.

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It'll be a wide shot and then a close-up
and then a smash-cut, cut to commercial.

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Man, it would be nice if there was
some place we could watch entertainment

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where there were no commercials.

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Hmm...

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I'd pay a monthly fee for that.

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Mom, I've brushed my teeth
and I'm ready for bed.

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What? You wanna go to bed now?

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And let Taylor's dad beat me?

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00:10:50,892 --> 00:10:52,185
Sleep is for losers!

191
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But it's past my bedtime
and I don't wanna be tired tomorrow.

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Oh, don't worry.
You're having a Red Bull for breakfast.

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00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,281
Now, come on, let's practice your speech.

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00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:08,576
I've put a lot of work into it
and I don't want you to screw it up.

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But I thought my old speech
was pretty good.

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00:11:13,164 --> 00:11:16,918
Oh, well, no offense, but... I mean,
it sounded like an 8-year-old wrote it.

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00:11:17,794 --> 00:11:20,171
Max, I know you're
giving a science report

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00:11:20,254 --> 00:11:23,174
but... nobody wants to hear
a bunch of science!

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00:11:24,842 --> 00:11:26,469
Then what do they want?

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00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:28,221
Showbiz.

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00:11:33,101 --> 00:11:35,103
You know, Spot's kinda cute.

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00:11:36,104 --> 00:11:39,315
In the "ugliest thing I've ever seen
in my entire life" kinda way.

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You like it, you feed it.

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We'll do it together.

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I'll get the lid and
you get the crickets.

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OK.

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00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:55,623
We did great!

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And we're still alive!

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00:11:57,542 --> 00:12:00,086
You know,
feeding things makes me hungry.

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00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:04,924
- Have you ever eaten an insect?
- No. But a ladybug flew up my nose once.

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00:12:06,384 --> 00:12:07,927
Why does all the cool
stuff happen to you?

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OK, listen up.

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No, don't do that.

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All right, class,
we're down to our last presentation

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for our One Kid Can
Make A Difference project.

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To recap today, Sarah built a windmill
out of her old Barbie dolls.

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And who can forget
Taylor and his solar-powered ATV,

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which, as he keeps reminding us,
he made all by himself.

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Let's hear it for my boy, Taylor!

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Next up is Max Fuller.

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Oh, wait, I have a special introduction.

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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
the Sultan of Sustainable Farming,

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Max, the one kid
who can make a difference, Fuller.

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<i>♪ It's meant to be ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wa-ooh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If we just believe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Nothin's too far ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Nothin's out of reach ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wa-ooh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If we just believe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wa-ooh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's meant to be ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wa-ooh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If we just believe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Nothin's too far ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Nothin's out of reach ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wa-ooh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If we just believe... ♪</i>

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Let's make Earth great again!

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Say it with me!

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Let's make Earth great again!

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Cue fire.

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Ooh...

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Citizens of Earth,

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welcome to Max's Farmapalooza.

246
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Who thinks fruits and vegetables
are good for you?

247
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Well, they're even better for you
when they're grown organically,

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with no pesticides.

249
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Boo, pesticides!

250
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Boo!

251
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Yay, organic!

252
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Yay!

253
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:34,782
OK, Steph.

254
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It's been 12 hours.

255
00:14:36,617 --> 00:14:40,121
Are you ready to see how many millions
of hits our "Boy Next Door" video has?

256
00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:44,000
I'm sure it doesn't have millions.
Maybe tens of thousands.

257
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,628
OK, well, here we go.

258
00:14:48,045 --> 00:14:49,171
And...

259
00:14:50,506 --> 00:14:52,383
41 views?

260
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,052
37 thumbs down?

261
00:14:57,054 --> 00:14:59,640
And all of the comments
say that we're annoying.

262
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:04,437
No, not this one. This one says,
"You need a haircut, you dirty hippie."

263
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:07,523
"And so does he!"?

264
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,988
Kimmy, come look at our video.
Are we annoying?

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♪ <i>Used to think I was unlucky in love ♪</i>

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♪ <i>Lonely days</i>
<i>What my nights were made of ♪</i>

267
00:15:28,669 --> 00:15:32,548
♪ <i>Broken hearts</i>
<i>and lots of empty wishes ♪</i>

268
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:36,052
♪ <i>Tired of wasting all
of my best kisses ♪</i>

269
00:15:36,385 --> 00:15:39,180
<i>♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪</i>

270
00:15:39,263 --> 00:15:40,806
♪ <i>Opposites attract ♪</i>

271
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,767
♪ <i>Perfectly mismatched ♪</i>

272
00:15:43,684 --> 00:15:46,395
<i>♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪</i>

273
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,356
<i>♪ We were black and white ♪</i>

274
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♪ <i>Now it seems so right ♪</i>

275
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:54,111
♪ <i>Hey, hey, the boy next door... ♪</i>

276
00:15:55,112 --> 00:15:56,781
Yep, you're definitely annoying.

277
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:01,243
People hate my song.

278
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:04,789
No, they don't hate your song,
they hate my video.

279
00:16:05,247 --> 00:16:08,668
I guess I'm not your magic man,
I'm your tragic man.

280
00:16:11,045 --> 00:16:12,254
Just please take it down.

281
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:15,675
OK, but I need a Gibbler Nibbler first.

282
00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:17,385
Even if it's a sad one.

283
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:19,970
Mmm...

284
00:16:25,059 --> 00:16:27,812
Man, Stephanie is so bummed.

285
00:16:27,895 --> 00:16:29,522
This is breaking my heart.

286
00:16:29,605 --> 00:16:31,774
There's gotta be some way
we can fix this.

287
00:16:43,452 --> 00:16:45,329
Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

288
00:16:46,163 --> 00:16:47,498
What are you thinking?

289
00:16:50,084 --> 00:16:53,003
That Tommy and Cosmo might be the answer.

290
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Then no.

291
00:16:57,633 --> 00:16:59,760
Boys and girls,

292
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:03,305
this egg was organically laid

293
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:08,102
by my happy, healthy,
free-range chickens.

294
00:17:10,354 --> 00:17:11,689
Cue the chickens.

295
00:17:12,314 --> 00:17:18,904
Meet Jesse, Joey, Danny and Becky!

296
00:17:20,114 --> 00:17:23,242
Uh-oh, you know what that means?

297
00:17:23,325 --> 00:17:26,370
That means everybody chicken dance!

298
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:28,831
And...

299
00:17:40,176 --> 00:17:42,470
You are working those overalls.

300
00:17:42,553 --> 00:17:44,597
OshKosh B'Gosh!

301
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:52,855
Morning, Spot.

302
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:53,898
<i>Hola,</i> Spot.

303
00:17:54,732 --> 00:17:56,108
Spot?

304
00:17:57,818 --> 00:17:59,153
<i>Dios mio,</i> he's gone!

305
00:18:00,237 --> 00:18:02,531
What are the chances
we're ever gonna find him?

306
00:18:03,073 --> 00:18:04,241
Spider!

307
00:18:06,535 --> 00:18:07,870
I'd say pretty good.

308
00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:11,999
People, people...

309
00:18:12,082 --> 00:18:13,375
Why all the commotion?

310
00:18:16,712 --> 00:18:19,757
Hey, Max, there's a spider on your head.

311
00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:22,384
What?

312
00:18:23,761 --> 00:18:25,679
Spider!

313
00:18:31,852 --> 00:18:33,312
Mommy.

314
00:18:33,854 --> 00:18:35,147
I'm flying in, Max.

315
00:18:35,231 --> 00:18:37,858
Do not move.

316
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:40,820
- Mom, wait!
- Don't hurt that spider!

317
00:18:40,903 --> 00:18:44,740
- I'll hold the terrarium, you flick.
- No, I'll hold the terrarium, you flick.

318
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:48,202
I don't care who holds or who flicks.

319
00:18:48,285 --> 00:18:49,620
Just freaking flick!

320
00:18:56,585 --> 00:18:58,003
Max, are you OK?

321
00:18:59,004 --> 00:18:59,922
Say something.

322
00:19:00,589 --> 00:19:01,632
OK.

323
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,265
Aw, that's so nice!

324
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,725
You took Spot out on his morning walk.

325
00:19:13,477 --> 00:19:14,562
Of course we did.

326
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:16,730
We love the little fellow. Here.

327
00:19:19,316 --> 00:19:22,152
Well, that was some presentation.

328
00:19:22,236 --> 00:19:24,238
Oh, no, wait,
we still have our big finish.

329
00:19:24,822 --> 00:19:26,031
Of course you do.

330
00:19:29,827 --> 00:19:31,704
And in conclusion,

331
00:19:31,787 --> 00:19:34,707
let's make Earth great again!

332
00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:35,749
Cue fire.

333
00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:38,836
Ooh...

334
00:19:41,797 --> 00:19:42,840
Nailed it.

335
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:48,012
Hey, Mom, I'm all better.
I can do the big finish.

336
00:19:48,095 --> 00:19:50,764
Oh, you're too late. I just nailed it.

337
00:19:52,308 --> 00:19:54,226
I don't know how
I'm going to choose a winner,

338
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:57,062
but for 38K a year, that's my job.

339
00:19:59,106 --> 00:20:00,441
Get ready to lose.

340
00:20:00,524 --> 00:20:02,484
I was born ready.

341
00:20:04,361 --> 00:20:05,905
To win, not to lose.

342
00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:08,407
This insult thing is so hard.

343
00:20:09,325 --> 00:20:12,244
Well, we've seen
some amazing presentations,

344
00:20:12,328 --> 00:20:16,290
but the title of this project was
One Kid Can Make A Difference,

345
00:20:16,373 --> 00:20:18,042
not One Kid, Their Parents

346
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:22,463
and Some Strange But Handsome Latin Man
Can Make A Difference.

347
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:29,386
Thank you for recognizing
my contribution.

348
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,389
Oh, I recognized.

349
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:35,851
Where was I?

350
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:36,852
Oh. Yeah.

351
00:20:37,478 --> 00:20:39,813
The green ribbon goes to...

352
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:45,611
Sarah, whose Barbie doll windmill
really blew me away.

353
00:20:54,036 --> 00:20:57,915
The rest of the class will all get
second place participation ribbons.

354
00:20:57,998 --> 00:20:59,291
Class, back on the bus.

355
00:21:07,508 --> 00:21:08,342
Hey.

356
00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:11,845
This isn't over.
I'll see you at the Spring Science Fair.

357
00:21:12,596 --> 00:21:15,474
Well, bring your sunscreen
and put it on 30 minutes before

358
00:21:15,557 --> 00:21:17,226
'cause you're gonna get burned.

359
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:19,645
Hey!

360
00:21:21,063 --> 00:21:22,564
That was actually pretty good.

361
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,192
Thank you, Taylor's dad.

362
00:21:35,869 --> 00:21:37,246
What you doing, Max?

363
00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:38,414
My homework.

364
00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:40,416
And please. I don't need any help.

365
00:21:42,626 --> 00:21:46,880
Yeah, I got a little carried away.
I let Taylor's dad get under my skin.

366
00:21:46,964 --> 00:21:51,218
I probably would have won
if you'd let me do it by myself.

367
00:21:52,261 --> 00:21:53,095
I know.

368
00:21:54,263 --> 00:21:56,724
Yeah, I'm sorry I made it all about me.

369
00:21:57,307 --> 00:22:00,519
You know, your project was really great

370
00:22:00,602 --> 00:22:03,355
and you taught our family
so many ways to help the planet.

371
00:22:03,439 --> 00:22:05,274
You really did make a difference.

372
00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:07,317
Are you still mad at me?

373
00:22:07,985 --> 00:22:10,404
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

374
00:22:12,781 --> 00:22:15,576
And I hope you learned a good lesson,
young lady.

375
00:22:17,995 --> 00:22:18,871
I did.

376
00:22:19,496 --> 00:22:20,831
And I feel really bad.

377
00:22:21,331 --> 00:22:23,333
Bad enough to raise my allowance?

378
00:22:25,127 --> 00:22:27,421
Mmm... No.

379
00:22:28,589 --> 00:22:30,382
Hey, I gave it a shot.

380
00:22:32,676 --> 00:22:36,555
Green ribbon or not,
in my book, you are always a winner.

381
00:22:38,265 --> 00:22:39,767
I love you so much.

382
00:22:41,101 --> 00:22:42,394
I love you too, Mommy.

383
00:22:44,772 --> 00:22:46,690
Hey, I have
a few hours of homework left,

384
00:22:46,774 --> 00:22:48,192
can I have another Red Bull?

385
00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:53,572
I am starting to crash...

386
00:22:56,533 --> 00:22:58,786
Absolutely not.

387
00:22:59,536 --> 00:23:01,246
See? I'm a good parent again.

388
00:23:03,791 --> 00:23:05,793
All right, all right, I'm here.
What is it?

389
00:23:05,876 --> 00:23:06,877
Have a seat.

390
00:23:07,461 --> 00:23:08,295
OK.

391
00:23:08,378 --> 00:23:12,049
So, we were thinking about how you said
that people don't really like your song...

392
00:23:12,132 --> 00:23:14,259
I know what you guys are gonna say, OK?

393
00:23:14,343 --> 00:23:16,512
That I shouldn't give up, blah, blah...

394
00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:20,307
I should keep going, blah, blah...
The journey's more important than the...

395
00:23:24,144 --> 00:23:25,270
Wake up!

396
00:23:26,104 --> 00:23:27,481
We got something to show you.

397
00:23:29,525 --> 00:23:32,027
<i>Gibbler Style Party Planning presents...</i>

398
00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:33,529
<i>A Kimmy Gibbler production.</i>

399
00:23:33,862 --> 00:23:36,406
<i>Paid for by the
Kimberly Louise Gibbler Foundation.</i>

400
00:23:36,490 --> 00:23:39,034
♪ <i>Used to think I was unlucky in love ♪</i>

401
00:23:40,369 --> 00:23:43,956
♪ <i>Lonely days</i>
<i>What my nights were made of ♪</i>

402
00:23:44,039 --> 00:23:47,459
♪ <i>Broken hearts and
lots of empty wishes ♪</i>

403
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:51,088
♪ <i>Tired of wasting all
of my best kisses ♪</i>

404
00:23:51,505 --> 00:23:54,132
<i>♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪</i>

405
00:23:54,216 --> 00:23:55,801
♪ <i>Opposites attract ♪</i>

406
00:23:55,884 --> 00:23:57,970
♪ <i>Perfectly mismatched ♪</i>

407
00:23:58,846 --> 00:24:01,390
<i>♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪</i>

408
00:24:01,473 --> 00:24:03,392
♪ <i>We were black and white ♪</i>

409
00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:06,186
♪ <i>Now it seems so right ♪</i>

410
00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:09,314
♪ <i>Hey, hey, the boy next door ♪</i>

411
00:24:09,398 --> 00:24:13,527
♪ <i>You could be the love</i>
<i>I've searched everywhere for ♪</i>

412
00:24:13,610 --> 00:24:16,864
♪ <i>Hey, hey, the boy next door ♪</i>

413
00:24:16,947 --> 00:24:20,409
♪ <i>Who'd have ever thought</i>
<i>it'd be him I would adore? ♪</i>

414
00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:23,495
♪ The b <i>oy next door ♪</i>

415
00:24:26,290 --> 00:24:29,459
♪ <i>What's keeping me</i>
<i>from just running away? ♪</i>

416
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,755
♪ <i>That's what I do</i>
<i>so what's making me stay? ♪</i>

417
00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:36,592
♪ <i>Used to think</i>
<i>he was just wasting my time... ♪</i>

418
00:24:37,843 --> 00:24:41,388
You guys, you just replaced me and Jimmy
with a dog and a baby.

419
00:24:41,471 --> 00:24:42,556
You bet I did.

420
00:24:45,058 --> 00:24:47,519
You're pandering
to the lowest common denominator.

421
00:24:47,603 --> 00:24:50,355
It's got over 300,000 views.

422
00:24:51,982 --> 00:24:53,775
You know, it's growing on me.

423
00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:56,403
Your song is a hit.

424
00:24:56,486 --> 00:24:59,656
Wow, I can't believe
that hundreds of thousands of people

425
00:24:59,740 --> 00:25:01,283
are listening to my song.

426
00:25:01,992 --> 00:25:03,493
It's a dream come true!

427
00:25:03,577 --> 00:25:06,872
Yeah, our magic is back
and my nose is lonely.

428
00:25:09,249 --> 00:25:11,418
Yeah, you guys really are annoying.

429
00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:16,173
Jimmy, Kimmy, thank you.

430
00:25:16,715 --> 00:25:19,968
You Gibblers really came through for me.
I don't know what to say.

431
00:25:20,594 --> 00:25:22,846
How about, "Kimmy, you're a genius."

432
00:25:23,597 --> 00:25:24,765
Kimmy, you're a genius.

433
00:25:24,848 --> 00:25:26,058
"And you're beautiful."

434
00:25:26,683 --> 00:25:27,851
And you're beautiful.

435
00:25:27,935 --> 00:25:30,437
And you've always secretly
wished you were me.

436
00:25:33,857 --> 00:25:36,443
Fine, you don't have to say it out loud.

437
00:25:36,526 --> 00:25:37,486
I know.

438
00:25:40,489 --> 00:25:42,616
Now give me a Gibbler Nibbler.

439
00:25:50,791 --> 00:25:52,709
♪ <i>One, two, three, four... ♪</i>