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♪ La, la la la la la ♪
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♪ Whatever happened to predictability? ♪
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♪ The milkman, the paperboy
The evening TV ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a heart, a hand to hold onto ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a face
Of somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there
And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ La, la la la la la ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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That's good.
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That's so good!
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That's not so good.
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Yes, Jimmy, yes. I will call you
as soon as I get to L.A.
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All right. Have fun
photographing those baby pandas.
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Bring one home for me.
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No. No, no, no...
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I'm joking. Oh, Jimmy, no.
It's illegal. No...
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Hello?
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Oh, he's totally bringing
me back a panda.
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So how excited are you to sing
"The Boy Next Door" on Dad's morning show?
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To be honest, I'm totally freaking out.
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Perhaps I should have performed
in public at least once
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before I sing live on national TV.
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Well, the way I see it,
this could go one of two ways.
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This could either make your dream of
becoming a singer/songwriter come true,
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or... the opposite.
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You mean, it could end my music career
before it even starts?
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Well, I was trying to
leave it vague, but...
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yeah.
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Well, what about you? Are you psyched
for your first weekend away with Matt?
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I'm a little nervous.
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Matt and I have only been dating a month
and... I wonder if we're moving too fast.
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Well, the way I see it,
this could go one of two ways.
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This trip could be the beginning
of a beautiful life together.
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Or the opposite.
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You mean, it could end our relationship
before it even gets started?
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Well, I was trying to
leave it vague, but...
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You know, we really need to
work on our pep talks.
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I'm ready for Hollywood!
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America needs to meet
the genius behind your viral video.
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My dad told you, you absolutely
cannot be on Wake Up USA.
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That's just his way of saying,
"Kimmy, I really want you on the show."
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I'm all packed!
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But I cannot find my, how do you say,
banana hammock?
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Never mind, I'm wearing it.
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I really hope I get to visit the set
of the greatest show in TV history.
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Police Mom.
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"Tough as nails at
work, lays down the law at home."
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Man, it sucks we can't go to LA.
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Uh, we don't say "sucks" in this family.
That is on the Do Not Say list.
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Sorry. It blows.
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That's on the list too, butthead.
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Max!
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I know it's on the list,
but you gotta admit, he is a butthead.
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Mom, can I please come to LA to support
Stephanie and miss my science test?
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Did I say "Miss my
science test" out loud?
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Oh, you know I hate to say "No" to you.
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So Fernando, tell her "No."
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No.
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He's back!
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Now there's a hello.
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It's almost as if I was holding a box of
yummy donuts from Burt's Donut Shop.
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Mmm!
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Ah-ah, no sugar before bed.
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Boo.
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You're tougher than Police Mom.
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You guys can all have one in the morning.
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And Joey, thanks
for watching the kids so Matt and I
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can go to the wine country.
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Ooh!
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I hope so.
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♪ The boy next door ♪
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- ♪ Ooh, the boy next door ♪
- ♪ The boy next door ♪
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- ♪ It's him that I adore ♪
- ♪ The boy next door ♪
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♪ Who'd have ever thought
it'd be the boy next door? ♪
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Steph, you sounded great.
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You really think so?
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- Yeah.
- 'Cause I forgot the second verse.
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And then I just sang "Ooh-ooh-ooh..."
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The "Ooh-ooh-ooh",
that was my favorite part.
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Thanks for putting me on the show, Dad,
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even if it is
just because I'm your daughter.
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No, sweetie, you being on the show
has nothing to do with me being your dad.
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Or the fact that Peter Dinklage
canceled at the last minute.
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Here you go, Mr. T.
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Just a little thank you
from your biggest fan.
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You're not getting on the show.
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Becky.
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Just a little thank you
from your biggest fan.
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You're not getting on the show.
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Does anyone important here like fruit?
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Hey! Hey, that's the fruit basket
from my dressing room!
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Bec, Bec, Bec...
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Is the lady
from the adoption agency here yet?
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No, and why are you
dressed like Pee-wee Herman?
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Bec, we're being evaluated
to adopt a baby.
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I wanna show her
that I'm a caring, responsible adult...
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Oh, my God, I do look
like Pee-wee Herman.
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OK, well, at least lose the bowtie.
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Excuse me, are you
Rebecca Donaldson-Katsopolis?
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I'm sorry, ma'am, my wife doesn't
sign autographs pre-show. Security!
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I'm Mrs. Lopez from the adoption agency.
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Do you know who this is?
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This is Mrs. Lopez
from the adoption agency.
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Run along, Tiny, go lift something.
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What are you writing?
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That's none of your concern.
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Really? Then why am I so concerned?
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Excuse me, Becky.
I have a huge favor to ask.
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Fernando, adios,
we're trying to adopt a baby here.
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Which is wonderful,
but you already have two children
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and I have never been once
to the set of Police Mom.
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Police Mom?
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Oh, I love that show!
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"She's a working mother, but..."
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"..she's got the right
to remain sexy!"
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If you love Police Mom, you know
the set's right on the next stage.
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Why don't we show her the set, huh?
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I don't know Jess,
we go on live in less than an hour.
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Oh, that would mean the world to me.
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But if there's no time...
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OK, I've got a fun idea.
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Let's take a quick visit
to the set of Police Mom!
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Becky.
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Becky.
Becky, I'm getting really nervous,
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and I was just wondering what you do
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when, you know, you feel like
you can't catch your breath.
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I get some fresh air.
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OK. Oh, right, yeah.
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Um... Where do I get that?
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In the fresh air.
Come on, let's get some.
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Come on, I'll walk you over to the set.
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Oh, and by the way, did I tell you that
you have the right to remain sexy?
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OK, I'm all packed.
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Oh, there's two donuts left,
do you want one?
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Oh. No, I would but next week I'm posing
for that hunky veterinarians calendar
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and, well, the Chihuahua I'll be holding
doesn't leave much to the imagination.
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Aye, Chihuahua, yo quiero Taco Bell.
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I love that we are finally getting away.
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Just the two of us and no interruptions.
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Ooh!
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Sorry, I keep hearing that in my head.
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Ooh!
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See? There it is again!
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Mom, I don't feel so good.
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Well, maybe you shouldn't have eaten
so many donuts this morning.
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I only had one. My face feels hot.
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Nice try but I'm not falling for the old
too sick to go to school routine.
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I'm not faking.
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I feel like I did when I went
on the teacup ride
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after two churros and a turkey leg.
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Deej, my tummy feels funny too.
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Joey, you don't go to school.
You don't have to pretend.
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I wish I was. I've felt sick ever since
I had one of those delicious donuts.
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Yeah.
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I'm starting to think the D in the
window didn't stand for Donuts.
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- Oh, I got the upstairs bathroom!
- I got the downstairs!
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I got the basement!
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I got the backyard if I can make it.
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I've got a bad feeling
about our trip to the wine country.
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I've got a bad feeling about
whatever Joey's doing in the back yard.
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OK, here it is!
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An empty set!
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I'm finally on the set of Police Mom!
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It's like a dream.
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A dream where I'm
on the set of Police Mom.
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Oh! This is the chair
that Police Mom sits in!
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That's right, go ahead.
Sit down there, there you go!
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Boy, from this angle
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you look like Police Mom's
younger, smarter, prettier sister.
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Oh.
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I was an understudy in a Carnival Cruise
production of Pippin.
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Just remember who made your dream come
true, your two favorite parents to be.
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- Honey, you're trying too hard.
- And you're not trying enough.
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- OK, don't argue, she's watching us.
- You're right, let's make out.
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Is she still watching?
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No, she's taking pictures of a stapler.
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Am I really good enough to be on TV?
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You know, now I know why stars
always have an entourage.
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Because then there's always someone there
telling them how great they are.
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- Ooh, someone tell me how great I am.
- You're great.
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You're saying that
'cause you're in my entourage.
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OK, everyone, into the cell.
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Let's take a "cell-fie."
It's called "cell-fie."
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Get it?
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You're so cute, I could just adopt you!
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All night long.
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- Let's take a cell-fie.
- All right, here we go.
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OK, everyone, hold onto the bars
and say "Busted!"
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Busted!
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All right, great. OK, let's go.
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It's locked.
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Oh, come on, let me see this.
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It's not locked.
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It appears to be locked.
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Why is a real lock on a fake jail?
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Oh, because Police Mom
is incredibly accurate.
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The stapler really staples.
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All right. Everybody, just stay calm.
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Now, a great trait in a parent
is to sort of take charge
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when things go a little crazy.
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Watch how I do this. All right,
everybody do exactly what I do.
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Help!
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Help!
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We're live in one minute, people.
One minute to air.
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Oh, I'm sorry sir,
this seat is saved for my husband.
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Soon to be ex-husband.
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So that we can legally remarry.
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Because he's also my fiancé.
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And my baby daddy.
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It's really none of your business
so stop asking me questions.
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Becky is still not here.
You know what this means?
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Yes! I can finally host the show
by myself.
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No, you can't.
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You need a co-host.
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And you're going to choose one
from the audience with bingo balls.
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I... I... I don't think
that's a good idea.
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I... I... I really don't care.
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You're on in five, four, three...
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Wake up, USA, I'm Danny Tanner.
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And as you can see, my co-host Rebecca
is not here right now,
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but you know who is?
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Me!
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Danny Tanner!
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And I'm the guy who's
never missed a show,
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even when I had pink eye
for a whole week.
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I want to thank of all you for your
concerned tweets, it meant a lot.
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Anyhoo, my producer thinks
that I need a co-host
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because he says
that I drone on and on and on and on...
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But I think this is going very well.
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Extremely well.
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Well.
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Well, well, well.
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OK, I need a co-host.
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Oh, look, my balls are here.
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OK, so what I'm gonna do now
is I'm gonna pick a co-host,
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a lucky person
from the audience at random,
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right now.
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- Here we go...
- 23.
245
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25.
246
00:13:58,287 --> 00:14:00,748
It's me! It's me!
247
00:14:00,831 --> 00:14:02,333
I'm 25!
248
00:14:04,168 --> 00:14:06,087
Kimmy Gibbler, come on down!
249
00:14:12,969 --> 00:14:15,179
Oh, no, no, no. No, no...
250
00:14:16,305 --> 00:14:18,349
This is not good,
this is not good at all.
251
00:14:18,432 --> 00:14:21,060
I'd like to spin again,
would you please bring my balls back?
252
00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,063
Too late for that.
253
00:14:24,146 --> 00:14:27,316
Hello, I'm your co-host Kimmy Gibbler.
254
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,026
Good morning, America!
255
00:14:30,361 --> 00:14:31,571
Wrong show.
256
00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:34,740
Folks, small world story.
257
00:14:34,824 --> 00:14:37,577
I grew up in the house next door
to this string bean.
258
00:14:39,537 --> 00:14:41,247
My bedroom looked right into his,
259
00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:44,584
so I can tell you anything you wanna know
and plenty you don't.
260
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,670
Let's take our first caller.
261
00:14:48,296 --> 00:14:50,256
We don't take calls here.
262
00:14:50,339 --> 00:14:51,716
Then why is my phone ringing?
263
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,886
Gibbler Style Party Planning.
Who wants to party?
264
00:14:56,887 --> 00:14:58,598
- Hi!
- This is live TV.
265
00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:01,601
And this is the Gottlieb Bar Mitzvah.
266
00:15:01,684 --> 00:15:03,769
- Yes, I know.
- All right, give me the phone.
267
00:15:04,312 --> 00:15:07,356
Hello, Mr. Gottlieb, shalom.
Danny Tanner here.
268
00:15:08,566 --> 00:15:12,028
Yeah, I'm sorry this is not a good time,
but honestly, mazel tov.
269
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,740
You know what? Let's check the weather.
270
00:15:15,823 --> 00:15:20,161
Well, my phone says it's 73
in Los Angeles and, hang on...
271
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,414
Hah! I caught a Pokemon!
272
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:31,005
Isn't this fun, Reej?
273
00:15:32,590 --> 00:15:34,425
Once again, wrong show.
274
00:15:38,179 --> 00:15:42,683
I'm sorry Matt. I know this isn't
the romantic weekend we had planned.
275
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:46,145
What could be more romantic than wiping
sweat off a middle-aged man's forehead?
276
00:15:48,064 --> 00:15:52,193
I can't help thinking I'm partly
to blame for everybody being sick.
277
00:15:52,276 --> 00:15:54,236
You're not partly to blame.
278
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,113
You're entirely to blame.
279
00:15:57,948 --> 00:16:01,160
Hey, we don't know for sure
if we got sick because of my donuts.
280
00:16:01,243 --> 00:16:03,746
DJ ate one and she feels fine.
281
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,415
Yeah, it's true, I feel great.
282
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:10,419
Hey, since we're all home,
let's watch Stephanie on Dad's show.
283
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,714
Danny, did you know this is
National Hotdog Awareness month?
284
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:16,717
So all month long, everyone's a weiner.
285
00:16:18,052 --> 00:16:19,720
I must be hallucinating.
286
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:22,139
That looks like Mom hosting Wake Up USA.
287
00:16:22,973 --> 00:16:25,726
Becky, if you can hear this,
please come back.
288
00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:30,272
Hey, guys, donut update.
289
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,191
It was all Joey's fault.
290
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,654
- Deej, are you OK?
- Do not follow me.
291
00:16:39,407 --> 00:16:40,991
No luck calling for help.
292
00:16:41,075 --> 00:16:43,994
You would think a cell
would have cell service.
293
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:48,124
I'm behind bars with no bars!
294
00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:52,169
This is rich with irony.
295
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,757
In 30 years, I have never missed a show.
296
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,801
My career means everything to me.
297
00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:02,638
Yes, but nothing compared to being
the world's greatest mom, right honey?
298
00:17:04,682 --> 00:17:05,766
Oh, yeah, that too.
299
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:10,354
You see, Mrs. Lopez,
we love being parents
300
00:17:10,438 --> 00:17:13,858
and we love babies and we just
can't wait to start our new family.
301
00:17:13,941 --> 00:17:17,069
Hey, what's that behind your...
Oh, look at this, it's a 100 dollar bill.
302
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:21,323
You guys, I'm missing my big break.
303
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,994
You know, maybe this is the universe
telling me that this isn't meant to be.
304
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,580
Or maybe this knucklehead
locked you in a fake jail.
305
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,460
I probably would've blown it anyway.
306
00:17:33,169 --> 00:17:34,795
Steph, where is this coming from?
307
00:17:35,337 --> 00:17:38,090
If it doesn't happen today, it will.
You know why?
308
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:39,633
You're talented.
309
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,093
- Really?
- Yes.
310
00:17:41,177 --> 00:17:43,596
And I should know,
I've known you your whole life.
311
00:17:43,679 --> 00:17:45,556
In fact, I was there when you were born.
312
00:17:47,725 --> 00:17:49,268
Who taught you how to sing?
313
00:17:49,351 --> 00:17:51,312
- You.
- Who taught you how to play guitar?
314
00:17:52,062 --> 00:17:54,023
- You.
- Who taught you how to ride a bike?
315
00:17:55,065 --> 00:17:55,941
Dad.
316
00:17:57,318 --> 00:17:59,278
Who taught you how to pop a wheelie?
317
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:02,239
And I know I taught you
to believe in yourself.
318
00:18:02,323 --> 00:18:03,240
You can do this.
319
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:05,117
Yeah.
320
00:18:05,826 --> 00:18:06,660
You're right.
321
00:18:06,744 --> 00:18:07,828
I can do this.
322
00:18:08,537 --> 00:18:09,663
Thanks Uncle Jesse.
323
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:17,046
Wow, my papa never said
anything like that to me.
324
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:19,340
If only he had supported me.
325
00:18:19,423 --> 00:18:21,675
I could have been a synchronized swimmer.
326
00:18:23,844 --> 00:18:27,223
Mrs. Lopez, you can still be
a synchronized swimmer.
327
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:28,682
I believe in you.
328
00:18:28,766 --> 00:18:30,893
In fact, I see you
in one of those bathing caps
329
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,813
and a sexy Baywatch bathing suit.
330
00:18:35,356 --> 00:18:37,191
You're so inspiring!
331
00:18:37,274 --> 00:18:38,818
I'm gonna learn how to swim.
332
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,238
Bring it in, Little Mermaid.
333
00:18:45,407 --> 00:18:47,034
Does that mean we get our baby now?
334
00:18:47,117 --> 00:18:51,247
Well, I can't make any promises,
but I'll put in a good word for you.
335
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:52,832
Thank you.
336
00:18:52,915 --> 00:18:57,211
And if we do get a baby, boy or girl,
we'll name it Mrs. Lopez.
337
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,800
All right. There has got to be
a way out of here.
338
00:19:02,883 --> 00:19:04,718
Oh! I got it!
339
00:19:05,094 --> 00:19:07,930
I was captain of my cheerleading squad,
back in 19...
340
00:19:09,807 --> 00:19:11,684
We can build a human pyramid.
341
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,395
Ready? OK.
342
00:19:14,478 --> 00:19:15,563
Push 'em back!
343
00:19:15,646 --> 00:19:16,480
Push 'em back!
344
00:19:16,564 --> 00:19:18,190
Way back!
345
00:19:18,274 --> 00:19:19,692
Go, Beavers!
346
00:19:24,738 --> 00:19:26,448
God, you are so hot.
347
00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:30,327
All right, people,
Fernando, you're right here...
348
00:19:30,411 --> 00:19:33,372
- OK.
- Mrs. Lopez, right next to Fernando.
349
00:19:33,455 --> 00:19:35,416
- Yeah, OK.
- Let me get these off.
350
00:19:35,499 --> 00:19:39,169
Steph, all we need you to do,
is get up there... Ready?
351
00:19:39,253 --> 00:19:40,212
Hold on...
352
00:19:40,296 --> 00:19:42,131
- Ready?
- Ow!
353
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:43,799
- Here we go.
- Sorry.
354
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,259
- Careful.
- One more.
355
00:19:45,342 --> 00:19:47,469
- All right, Steph.
- One more foot...
356
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,096
There you go.
357
00:19:49,179 --> 00:19:51,640
OK, push, push... Go, go, go...
358
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,326
Swing your foot...
359
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:14,121
All right everybody,
smile for the cell-fie.
360
00:20:16,290 --> 00:20:19,835
Excuse me, we're trying
to get out of here... Oh...
361
00:20:22,379 --> 00:20:24,173
We can make it to the show, come on!
362
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,133
- Hustle, people, hustle, let's go!
- Hey!
363
00:20:26,216 --> 00:20:27,217
A little help here?
364
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,556
How we doing here in the girls' ward?
365
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,897
Huh, looks like I made it
to wine country after all.
366
00:20:43,692 --> 00:20:46,278
Nurse Matt? I need you.
367
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,156
Why did I give Joey a bell?
368
00:20:56,997 --> 00:20:58,874
How may I help you this time, Joey?
369
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,377
My pillow needs fluffing.
370
00:21:04,004 --> 00:21:05,506
Pwease?
371
00:21:07,007 --> 00:21:08,092
Of course.
372
00:21:08,509 --> 00:21:09,343
OK.
373
00:21:10,344 --> 00:21:11,762
There you go, little fella.
374
00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:15,432
Oh! Who gave you a bell?
375
00:21:15,516 --> 00:21:19,019
Oh, I did.
A baby with a bell is really funny.
376
00:21:21,563 --> 00:21:23,190
What's the matter, little guy?
377
00:21:24,441 --> 00:21:26,110
Oh.
378
00:21:26,193 --> 00:21:27,861
You wanna be with your big bros.
379
00:21:28,404 --> 00:21:30,364
All right, come on, scoot over, boys.
380
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:33,617
Plenty of room for all of us.
381
00:21:35,285 --> 00:21:36,537
Oh, and Cosmo, huh?
382
00:21:41,709 --> 00:21:44,712
Don't you worry, I'm here for you.
383
00:21:45,295 --> 00:21:46,672
Thanks for taking care of us.
384
00:21:47,381 --> 00:21:50,050
Please don't leave until we feel better.
385
00:21:51,927 --> 00:21:55,264
Hey, I feel vewwy vewwy weft out.
386
00:21:56,974 --> 00:21:58,017
Wing.
387
00:21:58,767 --> 00:21:59,727
Wing, wing.
388
00:22:00,227 --> 00:22:01,437
Wing, wing, wing...
389
00:22:04,732 --> 00:22:08,569
So if you've got some potato chips,
a packet of taco spice
390
00:22:08,652 --> 00:22:11,280
and some meat, or meat substitute,
391
00:22:12,656 --> 00:22:15,409
then you've got yourself
some Gibbler Goulash.
392
00:22:16,493 --> 00:22:17,578
Here, taste it, Mr. T.
393
00:22:17,661 --> 00:22:22,166
No, thanks. It looks terrible,
it smells terrible and... Ugh...
394
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:24,918
Oh, wow.
395
00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:26,628
Surprisingly good.
396
00:22:27,129 --> 00:22:27,963
No.
397
00:22:28,046 --> 00:22:29,465
Exceptionally horrible.
398
00:22:32,176 --> 00:22:35,387
I'll have you know, Great Grandpa
Gibbler ate this every day of his life,
399
00:22:35,471 --> 00:22:38,932
breakfast, lunch and dinner
and he lived to be almost 40.
400
00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:42,227
You know what, Gibbler?
I have had enough.
401
00:22:42,311 --> 00:22:44,730
You hijacked my weather,
my cooking segment,
402
00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:48,400
and I know you convinced
that capuchin monkey to hump my leg.
403
00:22:49,777 --> 00:22:51,904
Oh, come on, the audience loved it.
404
00:22:51,987 --> 00:22:53,363
And so did the monkey.
405
00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,451
Hey, everybody, sorry I'm late.
406
00:22:57,534 --> 00:22:58,619
Becky's back!
407
00:23:00,496 --> 00:23:01,580
Oh, Becky!
408
00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:06,376
Becky, if I have ever taken you
for granted, I am so sorry.
409
00:23:07,961 --> 00:23:09,671
- Becky's back!
- Oh.
410
00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:11,256
I missed you so much.
411
00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:13,467
Oh, Danny, our musical guest has arrived.
412
00:23:13,550 --> 00:23:15,385
Oh. Ah.
413
00:23:15,886 --> 00:23:17,679
Oh, oh, no, my curlers...
414
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:18,764
You're on. You're on.
415
00:23:19,515 --> 00:23:20,349
Here.
416
00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:23,352
I'm very proud to introduce
my daughter singing her hit song
417
00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:27,147
from the viral video,
starring my grandson and my grand-dog.
418
00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:28,732
No nepotism here.
419
00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:31,610
Let's give it up for Stephanie Tanner!
420
00:23:31,693 --> 00:23:34,988
Music video produced and directed
by Gibbler Style Party Planning!
421
00:23:38,534 --> 00:23:40,619
- ♪ Used to think... ♪
- Sadly we're out of time.
422
00:23:40,702 --> 00:23:42,830
Sorry, that's our show.
I'm Danny Tanner.
423
00:23:42,913 --> 00:23:44,706
I'm Rebecca Donaldson-Katsopolis.
424
00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,834
And of course, I'm Kimmy Gibbler.
425
00:23:47,835 --> 00:23:50,087
And take a little time to enjoy the view.
426
00:23:51,547 --> 00:23:53,715
For the last time, wrong show.
427
00:23:58,303 --> 00:23:59,638
And we are out!
428
00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:01,223
Of show business.
429
00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:04,184
Well, there goes my music career.
430
00:24:04,268 --> 00:24:05,811
You'll get another shot. Watch this.
431
00:24:05,894 --> 00:24:08,105
Danny, can she have
another shot on the show next week?
432
00:24:08,188 --> 00:24:09,648
- Sure.
- See how easy that was?
433
00:24:10,566 --> 00:24:12,359
Aw, thanks, Dad!
434
00:24:12,442 --> 00:24:14,403
You're welcome, sweetie.
435
00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:17,531
Now, if you'll all excuse me,
I've got to get this monkey off my leg.
436
00:24:19,449 --> 00:24:20,617
Walter, in the future,
437
00:24:20,701 --> 00:24:24,079
let's try to keep our relationship
strictly professional, OK?
438
00:24:28,542 --> 00:24:30,669
I'm sorry we missed our trip.
439
00:24:31,169 --> 00:24:33,297
Don't be. I had a great time today.
440
00:24:33,380 --> 00:24:37,134
I know you guys didn't, but I kind of
felt like I was part of the family.
441
00:24:37,217 --> 00:24:39,970
You did a fantastic job
of taking care of us.
442
00:24:40,470 --> 00:24:42,097
Those boys of yours are great.
443
00:24:42,681 --> 00:24:43,807
Even that little Joey.
444
00:24:45,601 --> 00:24:47,394
He's still mad you took his bell away.
445
00:24:49,271 --> 00:24:50,522
Can I have a kiss goodbye?
446
00:24:51,481 --> 00:24:54,568
- You've brushed your teeth, right?
- Yes, I did.
447
00:24:54,651 --> 00:24:57,654
Ooh!
448
00:24:58,155 --> 00:24:59,990
You know what, I heard it that time too.
449
00:25:02,117 --> 00:25:06,413
Out of our way,
Hollywood's newest star has returned.
450
00:25:07,623 --> 00:25:08,832
Thank you.
451
00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:10,667
Thank you.
452
00:25:10,751 --> 00:25:13,962
DJ, let's do lunch.
My people will call your people.
453
00:25:14,922 --> 00:25:16,340
Fernando, call DJ's people.
454
00:25:17,966 --> 00:25:19,343
Speaking of celebrities,
455
00:25:19,426 --> 00:25:24,765
my Instagram from the Police Mom jail
just passed 400,000 likes.
456
00:25:24,848 --> 00:25:27,225
How many followers do you have?
457
00:25:27,309 --> 00:25:28,435
Two and a half million.
458
00:25:29,144 --> 00:25:31,980
You people keep forgetting
I'm a famous race car driver.
459
00:25:34,858 --> 00:25:37,778
Oh, man, I feel so much better.
460
00:25:37,861 --> 00:25:39,863
I slept all day.
461
00:25:39,947 --> 00:25:41,907
I lost four pounds.
462
00:25:43,116 --> 00:25:45,452
Anytime you need a babysitter,
just let me know.
463
00:25:45,535 --> 00:25:48,246
I'll bring you back
some day-old airport sushi.
464
00:25:59,174 --> 00:26:00,467
Thanks for the help, Kimmy.
465
00:26:01,051 --> 00:26:02,928
Thank you. Those go to the Gibbler suite.
466
00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:07,182
Hey, Deej, why aren't you in Napa?
467
00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:10,060
Oh, we all got donut poisoning.
468
00:26:10,394 --> 00:26:12,729
But Matt took really good care
of me and the kids.
469
00:26:13,605 --> 00:26:14,898
The boys really love him.
470
00:26:16,316 --> 00:26:18,193
Why do you sound like that's a bad thing?
471
00:26:18,276 --> 00:26:20,070
Oh, no, it's not.
472
00:26:20,153 --> 00:26:23,949
It's just... the boys are getting
really attached to him.
473
00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:26,952
And what if things
don't work out between us?
474
00:26:27,577 --> 00:26:29,246
I don't want to see them get hurt.
475
00:26:29,329 --> 00:26:32,958
Deej, the kids will be fine
no matter what happens,
476
00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:35,377
just like we were
when dad started dating again.
477
00:26:36,837 --> 00:26:39,381
Yeah, I guess
we didn't care who dad dated,
478
00:26:39,464 --> 00:26:41,133
we just wanted him to be happy.
479
00:26:41,925 --> 00:26:43,760
And that's what your boys want for you.
480
00:26:44,428 --> 00:26:45,721
Yeah, and so do we.
481
00:26:46,096 --> 00:26:47,931
Whatever you need, we're here for you.
482
00:26:48,015 --> 00:26:49,182
Aww...
483
00:26:51,727 --> 00:26:52,561
Good.
484
00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:55,272
Because I'm gonna need help
cleaning the bathrooms.
485
00:26:56,898 --> 00:26:58,275
And the back yard.
486
00:27:00,110 --> 00:27:02,988
Oh. No, I meant we were
here for you emotionally.
487
00:27:04,865 --> 00:27:07,367
Lucky me, I got the last donut.
488
00:27:10,328 --> 00:27:12,289
Let's hold off on the cleaning.
489
00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:17,586
No, I'm fine, thank you.
490
00:27:18,086 --> 00:27:19,921
♪ One, two, three, four... ♪