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♪ La la la la la la ♪

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♪ Ooh ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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[Carly Rae Jepsen]
♪ Whatever happened to predictability? ♪

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♪ The milkman, the paperboy
The evening TV ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you go ♪

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♪ There's a heart, there's a heart
A hand to hold on to ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪

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♪ There's a face, there's a face
Somebody who needs you ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look, yeah ♪

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♪ When you're lost out there ♪

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♪ And you're all alone ♪

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♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ La la la la la la ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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Ah, sleeping baby
and a cup of warm tea.

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Hmm. Finally, pure quiet.

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Shh. Stephanie, why are you still talking?

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- Mm.
- Kimberlina!

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Mm.

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There goes my pure quiet.

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I am here for my goodbye kisses!

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Oh, you've come to the right place,
Fernando.

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I will miss you so.

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[Fernando, indistinct]

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This is the worst telenovela ever.

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Fernando's leaving today
for a week in Monte Carlo

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where he's being honored
by the Racing Hall of Fame. Remember?

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No, but I'll pretend I do
to make this go faster.

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I will be back in one week, just in time
for the grand reopening of Uncle Monty's.

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It is almost like I'm saying goodbye
to my racing-circuit life,

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and I'm saying hello to my sandwich life.

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It's not almost like that,
it's exactly like that.

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Now, you're gonna be late
for your flight.

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It's not for another nine hours.

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- Oh, well, then you better get a move on.
- No, no, no. Why? No.

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Goodbye, my love. Mwah.

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- Love you.
- Miss you. Mwah.

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Oh, yeah.

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So... where were we, chamomile?

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Pop the non-alcoholic champagne.

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You and me ain't gonna happen.

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My kid just got into AP History.

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Oh, good for Max.

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No, Jackson.

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Janet Jackson?

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No, my Jackson.
I just got the letter from the school.

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I didn't know he took the placement test.
I cannot wait to tell him the good news.

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He is gonna be so excited.

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I'm open for the pass.

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Score! Carjack for the point.

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Hey, Jackson,
guess what, uh, came in the mail today.

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Mom, I'm in the middle of a game.

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Yeah, but it's really good news.

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You got into AP History.
All you have to do is just sign this fo...

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Wow. The kid seemed thrilled.

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I could forge his signature on the form.
I've been doing Dad's since middle school,

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and I've been doing yours
ever since the bank said I cou...

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AP History. Wow, that is fascinating.

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Jackson's been like this all summer.

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I can barely get him to engage with me
about anything.

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All he wants to do
is play that video game.

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I have no idea
what's going on in his life.

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Well, he's a teenage boy.

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Communicating with his mother
is at the bottom of his list.

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Right next to cleaning his room
and showering.

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I don't know. Maybe you could,
you know, pick up some of his interests.

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Oh, no, I have to shower every day.

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I was talking about video games.

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Video games?
I don't know if I'd be good at that.

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Ho ho, I am so good at this.

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Carjack just joined.
Why does that name sound so familiar?

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Hey, Doombuggy, how about a game?

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[lowers voice] It's Jackson.
That's why it sounds so familiar.

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[banging]

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Wow. Doombuggy, nice move.

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How come I've never seen you
on Rocket League before?

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Uh, uh...

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[gruff voice] uh...

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uh, first time playing.

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You got mad skills for a first-timer, bro.

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Thanks.

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- Uh, but I-I better sign off, bro.
- [door closes]

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Are you sure you can't hang for a game?

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Uh, no. I gotta do chores.

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But I don't mind
'cause being responsible's cool.

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Oh, hey, before you go...
you want to be my partner

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and try to qualify
for the Rocket League NorCal finals?

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Does that mean
we'd be spending a lot of time together?

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Like pretty much every day.

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[whispers in normal voice]
That would make me so happy.

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[gruff voice] Uh, I mean, yeah, yeah.

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Cool. Whatevs.

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Later, potater.

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Steve. Hey, how long
you been standing there?

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Uh, long enough to know
that whatever this is is wrong, bro.

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Okay, I-I-I can explain.

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Are you gonna explain
in your regular voice...

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[gruff voice] or in this voice?

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I'm gonna explain
in my high-pitched nervous voice.

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I-I was learning to play
Jackson's video game,

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because I wanted
to spend more time with him,

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and then, all of a sudden,
he joined my game.

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And he started talking to me,
which he never does,

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and then I tried to sign off,
but he just kept talking,

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and-and I really liked it,

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and is that so wrong?

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Well, it doesn't sound right.

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I know it's not right.

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Ah, why didn't I just go with
not showering?

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What if he finds out?

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He won't because I am never
gonna play again.

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Except for one more time.

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Because I already promised I would,
and Doombuggy doesn't break a promise.

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You do hear yourself, right?

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Yeah, I'm trying not to.

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Come here.

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♪ Ooh, la la la la la ♪

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[sighs]

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This quiet is really healing.

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The quiet's not that healing when you
keep talking about how quiet it is.

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[both inhale]

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[both] Ah.

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Unacceptable!

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You know, I'm starting to think
the kitchen is not the ideal quiet place.

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I want 40 pounds of provolone

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delivered to Uncle Monty's on Friday.

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Not Thursday. Not Saturday.

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Friday. Or heads will roll.

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What?

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Okay, then, Lily.
Put your grandpa on the phone.

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He's so good with kids.

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Aw, look at my little bro...
stepping up to the challenge.

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They've got the grand reopening
of Uncle Monty's in a week,

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- and he is on it.
- Mm-hmm.

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Hey, Jimmy, we have a problem.

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Not now, Max.
I'm on the phone with our supplier.

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Our butcher's granddaughter's
playing hardball.

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Yeah, you may wanna hang up.

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Okay, Lily, give a kiss to Pop-Pop.
I've got to go bye-bye.

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This better be important.
Lily's very hard to get on the phone.

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She's got tumbling all afternoon.

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You know how you had us put flyers
around San Francisco

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about next week's grand reopening?
Well, we did.

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Oh.

150
00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,822
Okay, that wasn't
nearly as dramatic a story

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as I was expecting.

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The flyers have the wrong date on them.

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They say that the grand reopening
is tomorrow,

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not next Saturday!

155
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What will Jimmy do?

156
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The kid's good. I'm hooked now.

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Wait. Let me see that.
That can't be right.

158
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Oh. What do you know?
Fernando messed up the flyers.

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Then he got on a plane to Monte Carlo.

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[chuckles] That is so Fernando.

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Honey, how are you being so understanding?

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You do realize you're screwed, right?

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I do now.
It kind of took a second to kick in.

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I guess we need to take down the flyers
and cancel the reopening.

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We can't. Papa put the wrong date

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on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter,
and something called AOL?

167
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Okay.

168
00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:09,336
I can do this. I've got one day
to prepare for

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00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,763
the most important business day
of my entire life,

170
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and the future
of Uncle Monty's depends on it.

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♪ Dun, dun, dun ♪

172
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This is my new favorite show.

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♪ Ooh-ooh ♪

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- [gruff voice] Okay, let's win this game.
- Here comes the chip shot.

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Goal-al-al-al!

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Hey, great game, Doombuggy.

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I needed some fun.
I've been a little stressed lately.

178
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Really? What's up?

179
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I made it into this AP History class,

180
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and my mom has been
trying to talk to me about it.

181
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Yeah, well, deadlines are strict.

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I mean, at my high school, they are.

183
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I passed the test to get in, but...

184
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if I take the class, and I don't do well,
I'm worried I'm gonna disappoint my mom.

185
00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:08,765
It happens all the time
because my brother is so perfect.

186
00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:16,366
Well, I'm sure she doesn't expect you
to be perfect.

187
00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,286
Have you tried talking to her?

188
00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:21,408
'Cause moms are cool to talk to.

189
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,920
[laughs] You're hilarious, Doombuggy.

190
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,000
Hey, I gotta go.

191
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,339
Oh, hey, Jackson, there you are.

192
00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:35,433
- There's something I need to tell you.
- [cell phone chimes]

193
00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:36,889
Uh, yeah, sure. Hang on.

194
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:41,140
No way!

195
00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:42,353
This is awesome!

196
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:45,603
I just got into the Rocket League
NorCal finals tomorrow.

197
00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:48,516
Wow, that... that's great.
What... whatever that is.

198
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:53,855
It is the biggest gaming tournament.
I've been trying to get into it for years.

199
00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:57,284
And the best part is, I finally
get to meet my partner Doombuggy.

200
00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:03,703
Say what now?

201
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,920
It's live at the Oakland Esports Arena.

202
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,420
Oh, man, I can't wait to tell Doombuggy.
He's gonna be so psyched.

203
00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:17,392
Little did Jackson know,
Doombuggy was not psyched.

204
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:18,638
Not psyched at all.

205
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,136
Right.

206
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,352
- Tomatoes.
- Check.

207
00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:26,023
- Coleslaw.
- Check.

208
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,942
Gruff but lovable dishwasher.

209
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,020
Check!

210
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:32,727
[bell jingles]

211
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:35,487
Did you guys see the line outside?
It's around the block.

212
00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,699
I sure did. Glad you guys are back.

213
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,410
I've been yelling "banner,"
but nobody's been here to say "check."

214
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:41,491
Check.

215
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,794
Well, unfortunately,
the banner that Fernando ordered

216
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:48,041
won't be ready
until the grand reopening next week.

217
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,424
Well, then what's this?

218
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,710
You're lucky you're marrying into
D.J.'s family.

219
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,464
She's the only person in the world

220
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,796
who has a cedar-lined,
temperature-controlled banner closet.

221
00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,472
Yeah, half my wardrobe's on the floor,

222
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,642
but as long as
she has her perfect banner...

223
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,261
Stay focused, Steph.

224
00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:04,894
- Ready?
- Yep.

225
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,144
All right.

226
00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,811
Aw, that's perfect.

227
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,324
It's perfect-ish.

228
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:16,527
Oh, I can fix that.

229
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,869
What else do you have to chop?
I'm in the zone.

230
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:29,287
Look at this place, babe. It's awesome.

231
00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:32,673
I mean, you... you really got everything
all set up and ready to go.

232
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:36,672
- You're actually gonna pull this off.
- Huh. You sound kind of surprised.

233
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,876
What? Me? No! No. I...

234
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:42,638
- [bell jingles]
- Hey.

235
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,682
You guys, the line is so long.

236
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,144
Well, people love Uncle Monty's.

237
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,847
Ladies, can I talk to you for a second?
I really need some advice.

238
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:53,936
Yeah. Well, first, I'd ditch the blouse.

239
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:56,900
Not helping.

240
00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,862
Okay, this is kind of insane,

241
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:03,565
but I went online, and now Jackson
thinks I'm a 16-year-old boy,

242
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:06,197
and I have to meet him in an hour
at an esports arena

243
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,995
as my alter-ego Doombuggy.

244
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,578
So, what's the insane part?

245
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,459
So, when I said that you should start
playing video games

246
00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:21,216
to have a common interest with Jackson,
this is where you wound up?

247
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,550
Well, I didn't set out to do this.

248
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:27,596
And I did try to tell him,
but then, when he got into the tournament,

249
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:29,851
he got so happy...

250
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,524
and truth be told,
when he started opening up to me,

251
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,443
I got really happy.

252
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,067
Oh, I don't know what to do.

253
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,649
Well, there's only one solution.

254
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:42,735
I've got a ten-gallon hat
and a fake mustache in the car.

255
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,202
- I also have a costume for you. Come on.
- No, no, no.

256
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:50,961
Or you could be a normal person
and do what you always do.

257
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,208
Tell the truth
and accept the consequences.

258
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,536
What else you got?

259
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,174
Okay, I know. You're right.

260
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,415
Uhh. Why do I have to be
so honest and wise?

261
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,466
[bell jingles]

262
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,433
Hey. Hi, sweetie.
I gotta run, but I'll be back later.

263
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,354
- Great. I'll see you later. Nice blouse.
- Thank you.

264
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,859
[bell jingles]

265
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,148
You guys, that line outside is immense!

266
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,782
I'm so glad we bought this place.

267
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,939
[laughs] People love Uncle Monty's.

268
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:25,067
Yeah, people especially love Uncle Monty's
when there's a Groupon.

269
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:26,155
Say what now?

270
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:31,792
In all the chaos, I totally forgot
we offered a Groupon for opening day

271
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:35,791
where we're gonna roll back the prices
to the original 1972 prices.

272
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,535
What a cool idea.

273
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:41,046
Hey, we should buy a bunch of sandwiches.
They're gonna be so cheap.

274
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:44,260
Huh. 1972 prices.

275
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:46,841
That would mean a sandwich
we normally sell for $12

276
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,967
we're gonna be selling for 82 cents.

277
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,305
Right. I should've mentioned that.

278
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:56,274
Oh, so that's why
there's a line around the block.

279
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:59,443
I-I-I don't mean to be a killjoy,
but we're about to open,

280
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:02,443
and we don't have enough ingredients
to feed all those people.

281
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,530
That means
we won't be able to honor our deal,

282
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,913
and hundreds of loyal customers
will be turned away,

283
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,030
and the new management of Uncle Monty's

284
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:12,537
will be trashed on Yelp
before we even begin!

285
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,369
Well, better get to work.

286
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,336
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

287
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,508
[announcer] Here we are
at the Rocket League NorCal finals

288
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,842
with two minutes until the match starts.

289
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,138
Team Fender Bender
is still short a player.

290
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:32,221
Will they forfeit?

291
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,016
Is Doombuggy doomed?

292
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:37,136
Jackson, hey.

293
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,653
Hey, Mom, what are you doing here?

294
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,610
Well, there's something
I have to tell you.

295
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,650
Now's not a good time.
I'm waiting for Doombuggy.

296
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:44,944
But he's late,

297
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:48,527
which is weird, because he's always saying
how important it is to be punctual.

298
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,243
I'm afraid Doombuggy isn't coming.

299
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,448
How do you know that?

300
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:57,919
Because, um...

301
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,093
I'm Doombuggy.

302
00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:04,836
[laughs]

303
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,335
Yeah, right, Mom.

304
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,053
No, Jackson, I'm serious.

305
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,602
[gruff voice]
I'm serious, bro. Eat your vegetables.

306
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,353
Hang on. What?

307
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:21,518
Yeah, I learned to play the video game
so that I could spend time with you,

308
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:24,975
- and we were having such a good time...
- I can't believe you tricked me.

309
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:29,529
I thought I was playing with another guy,
and all along, it's been you?

310
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,659
Yeah, I know you're upset.

311
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:32,950
Of course I'm upset.

312
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,078
I... I told you stuff.

313
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:41,037
Like personal stuff. Things I would
never tell you because you're my mom.

314
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:47,130
Jackson, I'm sorry.
I should've told you the truth.

315
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,554
Yes, yes, you should've.

316
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,929
Look, I didn't want to disappoint you

317
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,103
by letting you know what I did,
just like...

318
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,097
you didn't want to disappoint me
with AP History.

319
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,145
It's just...

320
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:07,441
Sometimes I feel like
it's easier not to try at all

321
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,066
than to risk letting you down.

322
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,161
Honey, I wish you had
as much faith in yourself

323
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,662
as I have in you.

324
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:21,619
You would never disappoint me
if you took a class and you tried hard,

325
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,497
no matter what grade you got.

326
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,172
Just... I'm sorry all of this happened.

327
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,804
And I'm sorry
you're gonna have to forfeit.

328
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,095
I'm gonna go.

329
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,854
Where you going, Doombuggy?

330
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,354
Say what now?

331
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,154
You may be my mom,

332
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:52,614
but you're still the best darn
Rocket League player I've ever met.

333
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,493
We got a tournament to win.

334
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:57,657
What do you say?

335
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,369
I'd say...

336
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,535
We've got spirit. Yes, we do!

337
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,634
We've got spirit. How 'bout you?

338
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,587
[gruff voice]
Sorry, bro. I won't let that happen again.

339
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,338
♪ Hey ♪

340
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:16,427
♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

341
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,059
Okay, that's ten corned beef Reubens,

342
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:22,521
uh, two pastramis,

343
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:23,891
and an egg-salad wrap.

344
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,607
With your Groupon discount,
that comes out to...

345
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:27,688
nine dollars.

346
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,154
Nine dollars? That's it? Huh.

347
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,605
Then double my order. Ho ho ho.

348
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,953
Maybe everybody here
doesn't have a Groupon.

349
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:43,792
Hi. Can I ask
who's planning on using a Groupon?

350
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,503
There's a Groupon?

351
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,877
Okay, we're all out of provolone,
prosciutto, and pickles.

352
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,875
I tried calling Lily, but they wouldn't
wake her up from her nap.

353
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:58,933
Here you go... meatball sub.

354
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:02,642
Wait a minute. This meatball sub
only has two meatballs on it.

355
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:05,194
Uncle Monty's sandwiches
have four meatballs.

356
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,145
We don't have the meats.

357
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,150
We're not gonna make it
through the hour.

358
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:15,775
Listen to me, little man.
I don't care how dire things get.

359
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,533
Uncle Monty's
never sends out a subpar sub.

360
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,326
Uncle Monty's is known for its integrity.

361
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,248
Uncle Jimmy, we're out of turkey,

362
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,370
pastrami, and turkey pastrami.

363
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,462
Face it, Jimmy. We're toast.

364
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,915
By the way, we're also out of toast.

365
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,393
I'm so sorry, honey.

366
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,807
No, you were right
to doubt me, Steph. I...

367
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,310
thought I could pull this off,
but I can't.

368
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,353
Oh, no.

369
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,517
No, I am really proud of you.

370
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:55,276
You've done literally everything you could
in a really bad circumstance.

371
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,355
But I think it might be time
to throw in the towel and shut the door.

372
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,619
[indistinct chatter]

373
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,500
Hi, everybody.

374
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,372
I'm Jimmy.

375
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,921
I'm one of the new owners
here at Uncle Monty's.

376
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,842
I'm not Uncle Jimmy.

377
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,381
Although I am an uncle.

378
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,875
- He is a good uncle.
- Thank you.

379
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,887
Unnamed customer.

380
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,894
But what I don't feel like right now

381
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:26,182
is a very good steward
of the Uncle Monty's name.

382
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,557
Uncle Monty's has always been
the one constant in my life

383
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,555
ever since I was a boy.

384
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,897
That and my sister Kimmy. And Oprah.

385
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,322
And Transformers.

386
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,359
Where is he going with this?

387
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:41,775
I don't know, but I can't believe
he mentioned me before Oprah.

388
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,906
You know, Uncle Monty's
is more than just a sandwich.

389
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:49,575
It's also chips and sides and a pickle.

390
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:50,825
It's a way of life.

391
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:54,456
That's why me and my buddies
bought this place. But...

392
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,264
today, I...

393
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,972
really feel like
I'm letting you guys down.

394
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,842
Because of some unforeseen circumstances,

395
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:06,008
we no longer have the supplies
to give you all the sandwich

396
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,768
you've come to expect and deserve.

397
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,940
Now, there are some
who say I should cut corners

398
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,649
and scrimp on ingredients,

399
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:13,769
That was me.

400
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,356
And I still recommend it.

401
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:21,154
But I would rather close the shop
than to serve one meatball sub

402
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:24,028
that's two meatballs short
of a full Uncle Monty sandwich.

403
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,990
- So...
- You know what?

404
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:32,246
I only bought 20 sandwiches
because I'm famously cheap.

405
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,378
But I can share.

406
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:37,801
Here. Take one.

407
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:43,586
And I was gonna eat half
and freeze the rest for lunch tomorrow...

408
00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:47,064
but who would like
half a turkey Reuben pastrami?

409
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,389
[laughs] I'll take that.

410
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,639
Hey, I got back as fast as I could,

411
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,018
but first, I had to stop
and pick up some friends.

412
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,900
Lily... and Lily's Pop-Pop!

413
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,985
Steve told me that Jimmy was in trouble,

414
00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:04,200
and that's all we needed to hear.

415
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:11,584
- Hey, we got here as fast as we could.
- Yeah, and we won our competition.

416
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,293
Wow, guys.

417
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,253
I don't know what to say.

418
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,504
Now we can give everyone
the sandwiches they deserve.

419
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,496
You've saved Uncle Monty's.

420
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:21,630
No, Jimmy.

421
00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:23,005
You saved Uncle Monty's.

422
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,350
You know, Uncle Monty's
saved me many times.

423
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:30,599
It was a good thing he had
the defibrillator behind the counter.

424
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,943
I feel like the most special guy
in the world.

425
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:37,059
I feel like George Bailey in that movie
where he's got a wonderful life.

426
00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:38,477
[bell rings]

427
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:40,442
You know what they say...

428
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:44,025
every time a bell rings,
an angel gets a sandwich.

429
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:49,584
That's-That's actually not what...
You know what? I'm gonna give that to you.

430
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,365
Hey, Mom, I've been thinking.

431
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,883
I'm gonna take that AP History class.

432
00:22:56,958 --> 00:23:00,298
Ahh. Oh, I am so happy. Good for you.

433
00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:03,260
I-I mean, yeah, cool. Whatevs. No big.

434
00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:07,755
Okay, everybody, we're back in business.

435
00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:09,814
- Let's make some sandwiches.
- [Max] Right.

436
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:13,352
♪ La la la la la la la ♪

437
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,136
[Jepsen] ♪ One, two, three, four ♪

438
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,188
♪ Oh ♪

439
00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:20,271
[theme music playing]

440
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,216
♪ La la la la la la ♪

441
00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:47,839
♪ Ooh ♪

442
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,176
♪ Oh ♪