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♪ La la la la la la ♪

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♪ Ooh ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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[Carly Rae Jepsen]
♪ Whatever happened to predictability? ♪

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♪ The milkman, the paperboy
The evening TV ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you go ♪

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♪ There's a heart, there's a heart
A hand to hold on to ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪

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♪ There's a face, there's a face
Somebody who needs you ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look, yeah ♪

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♪ When you're lost out there ♪

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♪ And you're all alone ♪

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♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ La la la la la la ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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[all] Ooh.

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You don't have to do that
every time someone dresses nicely.

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Grandpa Danny says it's a house rule.

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And he's the best grandpa.

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Saying that is also a house rule.

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And so is giving your mama kisses
before she heads out.

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- Run. Go. Go.
- What?

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Go, go, go.

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Hey. Remember,
I know where you sleep.

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Hey, Deej.

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Matt, what are you doing here?

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Hey, that's not as friendly
as "It's always open."

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You're right. Sorry. It's always open.

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I'm headed out with Steve.
So what are you doing here?

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Right. I need to talk to you about work.

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I think we should start
a concierge vet service.

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Doing house calls for people too lazy
to bring their pets to our office?

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Yes, exactly. I think it'll bring in
a ton of extra dough.

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Also sounds like a ton of extra hours

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that'll take me away from the things
I really care about, like my kids

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and my friends and...

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right now, my date, so I'll pass.

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Wish I had known that
before I printed 50 of these bad boys.

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You're right. They're bad.

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Matt!

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- Stevie!
- My man!

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[both] Unh.

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- Deej! My gal!
- Ah. Uh-uh.

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Yeah, we're not doing that.

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Steve and I have a date,

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so can I finish shooting down
your bad idea tomorrow?

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Actually, I kinda sorta already booked
our first concierge client.

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The mayor of San Francisco.

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That is so cool!

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What? I'm, like,
a huge fan of city politics.

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D.J., a client like this
could really put us on the map,

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and she needs our help
with her pet bird tonight.

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It's a hornbill.

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Horatio Hornbill is sick?

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How do you know the bird's name?

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I follow him on Twitter.

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He said offensive stuff about seagulls,
but he swears he was hacked.

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D.J., I really need your help here.

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Yeah, but I'm dogs and cats.
You're birds and bunnies.

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- You don't need my help.
- I'm afraid of hornbills.

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You're afraid of hornbills?

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How would you even know that?

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It was vet school.

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I had to give one an exam,
and he clamped his beak down on my...

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my swimsuit region.

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That was really brave of you
to share that.

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But I kind of wish you hadn't.

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Honey, do you mind waiting
so I can go help Matt?

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No, of course.

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Okay, but I'll be back soon
so we can go on our date night.

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Good. Now just go fix that bird.

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His last few tweets,
he just... he didn't sound like himself.

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Froggy says, "Ribbit."
Froggy says, "Ribbit."

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Froggy says, "Ribbit."

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Aw. It seems like just yesterday

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I was trying to make you laugh
using a frog puppet.

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Mom, it was yesterday.

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And it was incredibly creepy
to wake up to.

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Well, I don't get to
spend time with you anymore.

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You're always rushing off with Ethan.

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Oh, wow. Now you made this
really awkward, but, um...

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I have a date tonight with Ethan.

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I got to get ready, so I'm gonna...

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rush off.

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Well, hey there, buckaroo.

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How was performing at the rootin'-tootin'
boot-scootin' birthday hoedown?

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Can I get a yee-haw?

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I have zero yee-haws left to give.

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Here.

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Oh. But now I'm happy.

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You know, it's funny. Thought I'd be
so excited to get back to work

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and do something
besides changing diapers,

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but the whole time I was gone,
I just missed this little one.

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And, Kimmy, I need to have
a tough conversation with you,

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but you're my boss and my friend,
and I'm not really sure how to do it.

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Oh, never fear, Steph.
I can keep the two things separate.

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Kimmy your friend is ready to listen.

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Spill it, sista.

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How does putting a fake paper bow
on your head make you Kimmy my friend?

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Tut tut tut. Just trust the process.

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And go.

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Okay.

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Uh, well... I don't want to sing at
kiddie birthday parties anymore.

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Ever since I've become a mom...

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any job really has to be worth it
for me to be away from Danielle, you know.

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I totally get it.

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Motherhood changes all of your priorities.

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Oh. I'm so glad to get that off my chest.
Thank you.

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So I guess it's time
to talk to Kimmy my boss.

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Oh, one moment, please.

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[gruff voice]
You wanted to see me, Tanner?

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- Well, sir...
- But make it snappy.

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It's a madhouse in here.

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I would like to respectfully submit
my resignation.

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Quitting, are we, Tanner?

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Is this because I ate your sandwich
out of the break-room fridge?

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It wasn't me. And it wasn't that good.

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Well, we'll miss you around here.

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Good luck in all of your future endeavors.

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[normal tone]
So how'd it go with your boss?

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You're never lonely,
even when you're alone, are you?

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[doorbell rings]

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That's Ethan.
We're going on a date tonight.

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Oh. When I open the door,
laugh like I said something funny.

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- Nope.
- Not happening.

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[laughs]

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Oh, my God, I'm so funny. Hi.

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Hey, Ethan. I said something funny,

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so we were all laughing earlier.
It wasn't just me.

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Hi, Ramona.

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- Mom, I'm heading out with Ethan.
- Wait. No, no, no, no, no.

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Um, um... you've been spending
a lot of time with Ethan,

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and I would like to
get to know him better.

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And I think you know him
just fine. See ya.

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No, you can't go. It's Gibbler Game Night.

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What? M-Mom, n-no.

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Yay! Did somebody invoke
Gibbler Game Night?

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Hello, Mr. Postmates.

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I see you have returned
like the patch of dry skin on my elbow.

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Are you joining us
for some board-game fun?

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- What? No!
- What do you say, Ethan?

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He says, "What? No!"

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Can I have a word, please?

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This just got interesting.

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So, what's the big deal
about Gibbler Game Night?

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You guys just play board games, right?

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Uh, they play.

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We settle in
for the spectacle of human drama.

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It's like Game of Thrones,
only more cutthroat.

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What are you doing, Mom?
I told you I had plans with Ethan.

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You can still have plans with Ethan.
Just do it here with us.

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[whimpers]

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Ethan, run while you still can.

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I get it. It's weird
hanging with your parents.

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But if this is where you're gonna be...

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then this is where I want to be.

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[both] Aw...

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And this is where the mayor
runs the city of San Francisco.

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Now, can I offer you anything?
A refreshment?

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A razor for that unseemly stubble?

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I think it makes me look rugged.

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This is San Francisco, not Seattle.

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We're in a bit of a rush. Will you
let the mayor know we're here?

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- Boo!
- Oh!

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[laughing]

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Works every time. I love this chair.

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Okay, that just cracks me up.

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- Cunningham, introduce me.
- Yes, ma'am.

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Doctors Harmon and Fuller,

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please meet the Right Honorable
mayor of San Francisco... Eunetta Boone.

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Oh.

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He's like Siri but more ticklish.

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Please don't make me giggle
in front of the guests, ma'am.

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It is an honor to meet you, Mayor Boone.
Let's get started.

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Madam Mayor, we are here for your bird.

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In a minute, Dr. Doolittle.

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First, get over here.
I know you want a selfie with the mayor.

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Everyone does.

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[shutter snaps]

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Now when you post it,
caption it, "I mayor so hard."

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This is Horatio Hornbill.

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He was a gift from San Francisco's
sister city, Manila, in the Philippines.

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In exchange, we sent them Metallica.

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The mayor would like you
to clip his wings.

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If he flies away,
it could cause an international incident.

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Or worse. They might send back Metallica.

191
00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:05,706
Well, I can clip his wings
in five minutes.

192
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Totally worth a house call
in the middle of my date.

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We will not let you down, Mayor.

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Now, if you will excuse the mayor,

195
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:17,513
she has a ribbon-cutting ceremony
for a new opening of Panera Bread.

196
00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:19,763
[chuckles]

197
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,215
Between you and me...

198
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:26,227
these giant scissors
are the reason I ran for mayor.

199
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[D.J.] Okay, let's get started.

200
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:36,816
D.J., wait. Do not get too close
to that beast

201
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,994
until I have my tranquilizer gun ready.

202
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:43,494
Wha... You brought a tranq gun
for a Fruit Loops bird?

203
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:47,705
Last time I saw the Fruit Loops bird,
he bit my Apple Jacks.

204
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I'm sorry, Ethan. This is gonna get
real weird, real quick.

205
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,465
Hey, do you guys know where your mom...

206
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:08,557
Shh. The delicious drama
of human humiliation is about to begin.

207
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:11,017
What's going on?

208
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,145
- Gibbler Game Night.
- You didn't see me.

209
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,112
Mom, plug your ears.

210
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:22,368
Okay, Papa. Your clue is Top Gun.

211
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,750
[gasps] "I feel the need,
the need for speed."

212
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:29,794
I am merging onto the highway
to the danger zone!

213
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And go.

214
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,301
Oh, I know this. Um...

215
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,089
uh... a straight line.

216
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,342
A... squiggly line?

217
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,511
- Something coming out of a straight line.
- Time.

218
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,022
It was Top Gun!

219
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:52,190
Ooh-ooh. You have insulted me,
Maverick, and the Goose.

220
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:58,281
Now I have to go play
some shirtless volleyball to cool off.

221
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And watch Top Gun for the first time.

222
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,992
Wow, so I guess game night is over.
Should we just go?

223
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:09,536
Oh, newbie, I wish it were that easy.

224
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:14,082
Three... two... one.

225
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:16,377
Kimberlina?

226
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:19,974
Please.

227
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:21,966
Forgive me?

228
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,965
I'm not worthy of your affections.

229
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,215
I promise I will never
lose my temper again.

230
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I sentence you
to five minutes of Eskimo kisses.

231
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,870
Hey, Dani.
You're never gonna believe this,

232
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:48,739
but your mom
was an international party DJ. Yeah.

233
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,367
Closest I get to spinning now
is when I operate the dryer.

234
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,665
But I'm gonna figure out
my next career move.

235
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I hope. Maybe.

236
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,626
If you have any ideas,
now's the time to share them.

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00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:05,587
- [footsteps approach]
- Hey, Steph.

238
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:07,428
Hey.

239
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,350
What's with the tool belt,
Bob the Builder?

240
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,190
I'm just waiting for D.J.
to finish up with the mayor's hornbill.

241
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,864
Is that a sequel to The Handmaid's Tale?

242
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,780
No, no. She and Matt are working,
and I'm just keeping busy.

243
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,860
I just tightened up
all the knobs in the kitchen,

244
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,985
and now I'm changing all the batteries
in the smoke detectors.

245
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:29,660
Wow. Another episode
of Podiatrists Gone Wild.

246
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:36,955
The truth is, I'll do anything to avoid
getting sucked into Gibbler Game Night.

247
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,797
Gotcha. I have a newborn, and there's
less screaming and crying down here.

248
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,421
[Steve chuckles]

249
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:46,177
So what's going on? And where's
the carbon monoxide detector?

250
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,890
Because I got a pocketful of batteries
and an hour to kill.

251
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:54,479
I'm just... thinking how I'm kind of at
a career crossroads now that I'm a mom.

252
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,020
Funny.

253
00:14:57,104 --> 00:15:00,484
The only job I never thought I'd have
is the one that makes me the happiest...

254
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,686
- Hmm.
- ...but... I got to find something.

255
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:07,067
You had a great career as a DJ.
You've led a super-awesome fun life.

256
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:11,616
Doesn't have to end 'cause you're a mom.
I mean, maybe the, uh, private jets

257
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:14,752
and playing all-night raves
in Ibiza with Prince Harry.

258
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:18,960
I was never in Ibiza with Prince Harry.
You know what? I was with Prince Harry.

259
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:24,593
You could still be a great mom to Danielle
and, uh, be artistically fulfilled.

260
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,891
Whoa. Maybe we do need to check
the carbon monoxide,

261
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,298
'cause you're making sense.

262
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,352
Look, you just got to figure out
what you love,

263
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,601
and give it that Stephanie Tanner hustle
till you're doing it.

264
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,057
Thanks, Steve.

265
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,984
By the way, I fixed your bidet.

266
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,280
We don't have a bidet.

267
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,071
Then I seriously messed up your toilet.

268
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:54,754
Hmm.

269
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,285
Figure out what I love and do that.

270
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,594
The only thing I really want to do
is watch you smile.

271
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,211
[chuckles]

272
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,969
♪ And now I'm looking at you ♪

273
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,929
♪ Looking back at me ♪

274
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,010
[chuckles]

275
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,394
Hey. That's actually pretty good.

276
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,274
Did you write that down?

277
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,943
All done. Not sure if you can tell
from over there.

278
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,525
Just maintaining a secure perimeter.

279
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,026
Get out of there.

280
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,247
How can you be afraid of
this cute little bird?

281
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:39,252
- Horatio, get him.
- Oh, God.

282
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:45,839
You know, you are not being
a supportive business partner right now.

283
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:48,421
What? Me? Hey, I paused my date

284
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,007
to support my business partner's
ridiculous idea.

285
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,393
- Ridiculous?
- Doctors!

286
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:56,810
Need I remind you
you are in the People's House.

287
00:16:56,890 --> 00:17:00,230
Please maintain a modicum of decorum.

288
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,856
- Sorry, Cunningham.
- Sorry, Cunningham.

289
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:08,902
- [whispers] You got us in trouble.
- Me? I was taking care of the hornbill.

290
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:11,526
Where's the hornbill?

291
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,243
- [both gasp]
- [D.J.] Oh, no.

292
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:18,995
I just clipped his wings.
If he tries to fly, he's gonna fall.

293
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:20,960
We've got to coax him in.

294
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,420
[boat whistle blows]

295
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:27,339
Yoo-hoo. Horatio Hornbill,
come on inside.

296
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:31,627
Mama's got a date tonight,
and I don't have time to bury a bird.

297
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,345
Step away from the bird, Deej.

298
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,679
Playtime is over.

299
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,063
Put away the tranquilizer gun.

300
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,771
Not gonna hurt him.
I'm just gonna send him to Sleepy Town.

301
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,152
- No.
- [thunk]

302
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,023
[Matt whimpers]

303
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,685
You shot me in the foot.

304
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,027
[D.J.] Oh...

305
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,489
Are you okay?

306
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:56,992
That's a lot of tranquilizer.

307
00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,538
Yeah. I'm fine, Mom.

308
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:05,293
Hey, are you making spaghetti tonight?

309
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:09,796
Okay. I, uh, I think
you've got to sit down.

310
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,260
- Oh, I do.
- Oof.

311
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,130
Okay.

312
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:16,969
[thud]

313
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,677
I love this couch.

314
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:33,567
It's your turn, Mr. Fernando.

315
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,119
Kimberlina, if I pop a four
on the Pop-O-Matic,

316
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,789
you're in big trouble
in the game of Trouble.

317
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,540
It's a good thing we're not playing Clue,

318
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,832
'cause you're about to get a candlestick
in your library.

319
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,379
Ooh.

320
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:52,340
There's so much tension between them.
They're still married?

321
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:56,092
Actually, they're divorced, but then
they got reengaged with a falcon.

322
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,011
Then they had a wedding
where they agreed not to be married,

323
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,717
conducted by men on Rollerblades.

324
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:04,982
Tell me about your family.

325
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,649
Aha! It's a four!

326
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:12,571
Ooh, this is an outrage.

327
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,861
I knew I'd be sorry
we didn't play Sorry.

328
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:16,914
Uhh.

329
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:22,371
And I'm off to play
shirtless volleyball again!

330
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,996
I really hate shirts!

331
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,001
Fernando.

332
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,010
I can't stay mad at you.

333
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,088
Kimberlina.

334
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,087
If loving you is wrong, then kiss me.

335
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,770
Do they ever finish a game?

336
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:52,768
I've never seen it.

337
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:59,241
Dani, Mama wrote this song for you
because she loves you

338
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,663
more than she thought
she could ever love anything.

339
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,918
♪ When I was just six years old ♪

340
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,789
♪ I threw a penny in a wishing well ♪

341
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,921
♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪

342
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,585
♪ At the time, seemed kinda silly ♪

343
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:21,604
♪ But you know you never can tell ♪

344
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,974
♪ That wish has faded ♪

345
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:30,308
♪ That I made as just a child ♪

346
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,481
♪ But it all came flooding back ♪

347
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:37,315
♪ The first moment that you smiled ♪

348
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,991
♪ And now I'm looking at you ♪

349
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,583
♪ Looking back at me ♪

350
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,000
♪ And now I know exactly ♪

351
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,210
♪ Where I'm supposed to be ♪

352
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,041
♪ I've spent so much time ♪

353
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:56,086
♪ Just wishing for this dream ♪

354
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,591
♪ To come true ♪

355
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:04,639
♪ And the pot of gold
At the end of the rainbow ♪

356
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:10,851
♪ Is you ♪

357
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:17,689
Steph, that's a great song. I've never
heard that before. Who sings that?

358
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,236
Uh... I do.

359
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,780
I just wrote it. You really like it?

360
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:24,624
Steph, I love it.

361
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,660
And I know music, okay?
I've met about half the Three Tenors.

362
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:33,418
Well, I... I just took your advice
and did what I love.

363
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,591
I always loved writing music
that means something to me.

364
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:38,961
Always been a dream of mine.

365
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:42,223
Thought it was a dream
I had to give up once I became a mom.

366
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,761
Maybe becoming a mom

367
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,394
is exactly what you needed
to make this dream come true.

368
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:47,761
Steph, you should record it.

369
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,930
Wow.

370
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,017
Thanks.

371
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:52,983
You know, it's been nice

372
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:55,981
having a sensitive guy in a tool belt
date my sister.

373
00:21:57,190 --> 00:22:00,740
You know, I could get one for Jimmy,
but some of this stuff's a little sharp.

374
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:01,949
Mm.

375
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,029
[cell phone chimes]

376
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,779
D.J. needs help
at the mayor's mansion. Ahh.

377
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:10,161
This is the closest I'll ever get
to being Batman.

378
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,090
They've been playing the game of Life
for a while and no fireworks.

379
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,260
Upp, be patient.
Last time they played this,

380
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,720
it was followed by
six weeks of family therapy.

381
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,183
Come on, six.

382
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:27,928
Come on, six.

383
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,063
[groans] Five?

384
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,272
Aw, triplets?

385
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:37,187
I'm already 50 grand in debt,
and I didn't even finish college.

386
00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:43,237
I did. Perhaps your triplets
can clean the pool at my beach house.

387
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:47,780
Or they could mow the lawn
at my country club.

388
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:51,996
[chuckles] Oh, Kimberlina,
you are so good at Life.

389
00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:56,249
Not as good as you, Dr. Fernando, Esq.

390
00:22:57,834 --> 00:22:59,044
Is it hot in here?

391
00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:02,207
Let's fan ourselves with all the money
Ramona doesn't have.

392
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:06,005
Okay, enough!

393
00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:09,224
Whoa!

394
00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:11,974
This game is anachronistic, patriarchal,

395
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,677
and I wanted the green car.

396
00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:18,475
[door slams]

397
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:20,769
That girl has no chill.

398
00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:29,990
Are you all right?

399
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,826
This is the worst night ever.

400
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:33,911
It's okay.

401
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,423
I already knew your parents were...

402
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,082
colorful.

403
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,376
You mean crazy?

404
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:41,710
I was being polite.

405
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:47,177
- I just didn’t want you to see...
- That you're as big of a kook as them?

406
00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:50,891
Yes. I Gibblered all over the place.

407
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,311
For what it's worth,
I'm really glad I stayed.

408
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:57,731
Only a family that loves each other
can fight and make up so fast.

409
00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:02,363
That's really sweet. Thanks.

410
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:06,571
I guess we should go back inside, then.

411
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:09,283
Actually, I was watching
how game night works.

412
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:13,785
And the tradition
is clearly to make up and then...

413
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,714
kiss.

414
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,667
Please don't make me go back in there.

415
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:30,509
Come on.

416
00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:35,644
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

417
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,394
Good boy, Horatio.

418
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,900
♪ Everywhere you look ♪

419
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,479
♪ Everywhere you go ♪

420
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,935
♪ There's a heart, there's a heart ♪

421
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,686
What are you singing?

422
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:51,698
I don't know,
but it makes me feel happy inside.

423
00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:57,786
Okay, Steve is gonna be here any minute,

424
00:24:57,871 --> 00:25:00,171
and we are gonna get you home
to sleep this off.

425
00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:01,708
And when you wake up tomorrow,

426
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:04,131
all of this is gonna seem like
a bad dream.

427
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:07,171
- Except for those hats you can't return.
- Uhh.

428
00:25:07,255 --> 00:25:10,375
I'm sorry.
I know it was a crazy idea.

429
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:14,177
It’s just that I am really
hurting for money right now and...

430
00:25:14,262 --> 00:25:15,852
Whoa. Did I say that?

431
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:18,271
These tranqs have really loosened me up.

432
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,610
San Francisco, I'm broke!

433
00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:28,862
Hey, how could you be strapped for cash?
Business is really good.

434
00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:29,954
For you.

435
00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:33,320
You're not married to Gia. Heh heh.

436
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:38,537
I mean, I love her so much,
but... can I tell you a secret?

437
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,580
She is high maintenance!

438
00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:45,634
Honestly, you guys are a great couple.

439
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,920
Do not tell her
I said nice things about her.

440
00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:52,054
I think you and Steve
are a great couple, too.

441
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:58,385
In fact, the whole time
that we were dating, I knew.

442
00:25:58,473 --> 00:26:01,103
[sing-song] I knew you were
still in love with him.

443
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,351
Wha-Wha-Wha...

444
00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:05,687
- What?
- Mm-hmm.

445
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:08,187
Mm-hmm.

446
00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:11,605
In fact, I thought
if I proposed real fast...

447
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:16,829
that I could get you off the market
before you realized your true feelings.

448
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:20,749
Wow.

449
00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:25,041
Those tranquilizers came with
an extra dose of honesty.

450
00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,460
But in the end, it all worked out.

451
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:30,836
We both got lucky.

452
00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:32,552
We did, didn't we?

453
00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:34,762
So when are you and Steve getting married?

454
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:39,349
Well, I've been thinking about it
more than I ever have and...

455
00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:42,556
well, now I'm talking about
thinking about it, and...

456
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:44,940
I think I like the sound of it.

457
00:26:46,479 --> 00:26:48,229
I want to marry Steve.

458
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:49,315
[door opens]

459
00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:51,777
Dr. Steven Hale has arrived.

460
00:26:52,819 --> 00:26:55,819
Oh, Steve. Thank goodness.
I am so glad to see you.

461
00:26:55,905 --> 00:26:57,735
Stevie! Chest bump!

462
00:26:58,825 --> 00:26:59,825
[thud]

463
00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:04,750
♪ Ooh, la la
Ooh, la la ♪

464
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:10,298
This is amazing.
How did you do all of this?

465
00:27:10,378 --> 00:27:12,088
[sighs] We missed our reservation,

466
00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:14,632
but I still wanted to give you
a special evening.

467
00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:16,716
And you'd be surprised
what a man can achieve

468
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:19,141
when he's trying to avoid
Gibbler Game Night.

469
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,563
Oh, I missed Gibbler Game Night?

470
00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:25,063
Yeah, maybe being a concierge vet
isn't so bad after all.

471
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:28,397
Sorry you had to work.

472
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,650
Oh, it's okay.

473
00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:36,526
You know, I realized something
about us tonight.

474
00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:37,823
Oh, yeah? What's that?

475
00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:38,906
[door opens]

476
00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,700
Oh, good. You guys are home.

477
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:45,497
We need two more for Twister.
Fair warning, Fernando is shirtless.

478
00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:52,419
Yeah, we'll be right in.

479
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,877
[whispers] Quick. Grab the wine.
Let's get out of here.

480
00:27:58,885 --> 00:27:59,885
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

481
00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:02,470
♪ Hey ♪

482
00:28:02,555 --> 00:28:04,555
[Jepsen] ♪ One, two, three, four ♪

483
00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:06,521
♪ Oh ♪

484
00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:08,601
[theme music playing]

485
00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:34,455
♪ La la la la la la ♪

486
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,126
♪ Ooh ♪

487
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,514
♪ Oh ♪