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♪ La la la la la la ♪

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♪ Ooh ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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[Carly Rae Jepsen]
♪ Whatever happened to predictability? ♪

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♪ The milkman, the paperboy
The evening TV ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ Everywhere you go ♪

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♪ There's a heart, there's a heart
A hand to hold on to ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪

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♪ There's a face, there's a face
Somebody who needs you ♪

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♪ There's a heart ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look, yeah ♪

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♪ When you're lost out there ♪

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♪ And you're all alone ♪

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♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look ♪

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♪ La la la la la la ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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Steph, my favorite part
about you being engaged

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is that I get to shop
while eating breakfast.

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Oh. How about this wedding dress?

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Oh. Sure.

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I'll just have to sell a kidney
to pay for it.

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So that's a solid maybe.

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You and Jimmy
are gonna have a great wedding.

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You're so lucky to be engaged!

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Kimmy, aren't you and Fernando
engaged, too?

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It's been so long,

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I honestly can't remember
if we're engaged or divorced.

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I think it might be both.

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Well, have you thought about
asking Fernando for clarification?

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Oh, I would, but the accent
is so hard to understand.

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Well, I'm no detective, but I have watched
a lot of Hallmark Mysteries...

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and there's something keeping you
from taking the next step forward.

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Guess you're right. Fernando and I
have been engaged for, like, three years,

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and I don't feel like we're any closer
to actually getting married.

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You're not certain Fernando's the one?

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Well, I knew Jimmy was the one
after I dated all those losers in England.

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By the way, an English accent
does not mean you're smart.

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Ahem. Daniel Radcliffe.

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Well, it's hard for me to say.
I never really dated that much.

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My longest relationship
before Fernando

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was with the poster
of Kirk Cameron on my wall.

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Kimmy, you still have that on your wall.

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You know that's right.

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Yeah, I never understood
why Kirk Cameron was such a big deal.

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I dunno. Well, Fernando
certainly got to shop around.

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While you guys were broken up,
he dated, like, half the planet.

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Yeah. While I was busy raising Ramona
and building my business.

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I gave my best years
to Teletubbies and confetti cannons.

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You can't go into
a potential second marriage

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if you're not completely sure.

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You're right, Deej.
I should go on a few dates.

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Do a little window shopping.

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That's not what I was saying.

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Not necessarily buying but browsing.
That is a great idea.

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Again, not what I was saying.

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Thanks, Deej.

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You see, this is why
I never give Kimmy relationship advice.

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I wasn't.

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Rocki, I can't wait for you to meet Ethan.
He's awesome.

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The bar is pretty low,
since your last boyfriends

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were Popko and that guy from the boy band.

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I want to say Menudo?

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I want to say Menudo, too,
but sadly, it was Sexy Zone.

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- Mm.
- [doorbell rings]

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It's always open.

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Oh, no. Who said that?

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Please tell me it wasn't me.

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What's up, Jackson?

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Oh, I've been thinking about how
the "b" at the end of thumb is silent.

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- Hmm.
- You?

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You're an odd dude, Jackson.

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Come on in, Ethan. This is Rocki.

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[door closes]

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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That was weird.

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- Do you guys know each other?
- [both] No!

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I'm gonna go.

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I already left, so...

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- [door closes]
- What was that?

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I know, right?

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It's like those two have some sort of
secret past we don't know about.

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Or... they have some secret past
that we don't know about.

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Wow. I wish I'd thought of that.

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Whatever it is,
we have to get to the bottom of it.

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And it's gonna take the most conniving,

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sneaky, snooping person we know.

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Well, well, well.

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What do you need this time?

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A loan? A diamond appraisal?

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Seventy thousand
Ukrainian Instagram followers?

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We need information,
and we need it fast and discreet.

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I'm in. But like any good
CBS crime procedural,

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I work with a quirky rag-tag team
of crimefighters.

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Uh, why am I here?

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♪ Hey, hey, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

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Did you know our last patient
was on the cover of Dog Fancy magazine?

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Oh, that explains his attitude.
He wouldn't touch our tap water.

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- ♪ I was trying too hard ♪
- Do you hear that?

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♪ To fit in ♪

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♪ Make me feel like
I belong to something ♪

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♪ But it hurt in my heart ♪

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- ♪ Hiding... ♪
- Do you know who that is?

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- ♪...who I am... ♪
- Oh!

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It's Lady Baba. Her hair grew back.

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- ♪...I was wasting... ♪
- No, the woman with the guitar.

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Oh, my alt-rock. That's Lisa Loeb.

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- Celebrity singer-songwriter Lisa Loeb.
- ♪...they won't understand ♪

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♪ But it wasn't about them ♪

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♪ It's my parade ♪

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♪ So make it great ♪

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♪ Blow my horn ♪

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♪ Throw confetti, celebrate ♪

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♪ You can march
You can dance ♪

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♪ Every moment is your chance ♪

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♪ To be yourself ♪

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♪ And sing out ♪

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♪ La la la la, la la la ♪

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♪ La la la, la la la ♪

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♪ La la la ♪

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Oh, sorry for all the noise,
but my cat gets nervous at the vet.

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Noise? Are you kidding me?
I love your music.

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I have been a Loeb-Trotter for years.

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Oh, can I get a selfie?

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I didn't say yes, but sure, go ahead.

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- [shutter snaps]
- Okay.

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Let's get your kitty his shots
and get you out of here.

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[mouths]

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[cell phone ringtone]

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Oh.

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[cell phone ringtone]

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[sighs]

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Hey, Deej. What's up?

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Sorry I didn't answer the first time.
I'm, uh, busy mopping the floor.

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There's not a chance that's true.

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But you will never believe
who's at my vet clinic.

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The guy in the gorilla suit who keeps
trying to get you to examine him?

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No. No, it's Lisa Loeb.

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She's here with her cat.

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W-Wait. The Lisa Loeb?

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She just won a Grammy
for Best Children's Album.

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I know. That could be you someday.

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Oh, I wish there was a way
to get Lisa Loeb to hear your song.

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That is a great idea. I'll be
right down there to sing it to her.

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Once again, not what I was saying.

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Deej, Deej, think about it, okay?

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She's gonna love my song, then she is
gonna hook me up with her people,

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and then her people will become my people,
and then I will be in People.

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[door opens]

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- [cat meows]
- Okay, there's your cat.

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His meow is so lovely.

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I know where he gets it.

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You do realize we're not related?

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He's a cat.

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It's too late. She's leaving.

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Get her to come back. Do something.

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I'll walk you out.

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Lisa Loeb! Oh!

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Did Dr. Matt tell you about
the promotion that we're running?

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What promotion?

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Any cat who got their shots today,

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and was a very good kitty,
gets a free teeth cleaning.

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- When did we start this?
- Very recently.

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Can you come back tomorrow?

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- I guess I could come around 3:00.
- 3:00 it is.

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We have got an audition.

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I mean, an appointment.

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♪ Hey, girl, hey ♪

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Wait. You want to date other people?

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Is this because I shaved my beard
without asking your opinion?

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It will grow back quickly.
I'm incredibly hairy.

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It's just for one night.

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I need to know for sure
that we're meant to be together.

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Are you furious?
You're furious, aren't you?

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Far from it.

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If anything, I encourage you
to test the waters.

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For you will soon see that the waters

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are filled with old boots,
the Titanic, and Aquaman.

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I thought you would be more upset.

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Tsk. Upset?

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I'm Fernando.

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Only two things make me upset...

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social injustice
and a peach with no flavor,

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i.e. nectarines.

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I'm fine. Go on your dates.

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Okay, I'm going.

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Are you still here?

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I thought you would be
on your dates by now.

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Go. Fernando is not worried.

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Fernando's a little bit worried.

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♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

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Okay, not to beat a dead horse,
but why am I here?

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Because I needed a ride,
and all TV detectives work in pairs.

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What about Kojak or Columbo?

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Now you're just making up words.

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And if you didn't want to help me,

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why are you dressed like a detective
in a ratty old trenchcoat?

200
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,906
Ratty? This is my good coat.

201
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,840
There's our suspect. Grab the back door
in case he tries to make a run for it.

202
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:15,131
Ooh! How about I grab a sandwich,
and you can do whatever you want?

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00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:17,795
[bell jingles]

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00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:23,682
Good afternoon, Ethan.

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00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,386
Hey, Max. What are you doing here?

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00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:28,846
I'll ask the questions around here,
because I carry one of these.

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00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,978
A Velcro wallet?

208
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,782
Save the sob story for your country song.

209
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:38,489
How do you know Rocki?

210
00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:41,781
How do I know Rocki?

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I'd never seen her
before today at your house.

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I gotta go.

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[bell jingles]

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Thanks, I needed that.

215
00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:58,629
Oh. [muffled]...mustard in this?

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00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,347
Because it was my sandwich.

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00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,725
- I didn't learn anything.
- Well, except that he was lying.

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00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,481
Yeah, I know he was lying.

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00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,983
It was obvious he was lying.

220
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When was he lying?

221
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,895
When you asked him how he knew Rocki.

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He looked up to the left,
and he repeated the question.

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Those are both
classic red flags for lying.

224
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Wait. So he definitely knows Rocki,

225
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but he doesn't want us to know why.

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If we can figure that out,
we've solved this case.

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Let's get out of here.
How about you drive?

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- So, uh, you really don't like my coat?
- It's not that I don't like it.

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You got a slim structure.
Why not show it off?

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♪ Ooh, la la la la ♪

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[piano playing]

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Sorry if I'm a little nervous, Corey.
I haven't dated in a while.

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I hear you. I haven't been on a date
in, like, two days.

234
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,920
By the way, I'm an influencer.

235
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,039
So you're unemployed?

236
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,090
It's more than a job. It's a lifestyle.

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It lets me feel like a celebrity

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without having any genuine talent
or real-life notoriety.

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00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:27,096
Oh. I guess we're taking a picture. Okay.

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00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,351
Do you mind scooching to your left?

241
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,693
You're casting a shadow on the burrata.

242
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:42,359
So, Milton, it says in your bio
that you fought in the war.

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00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:46,116
That's not my bio.

244
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,990
That's my obituary.

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Prematurely printed.

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I'm a financial planner
with a condo near the marina.

247
00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:00,586
Oh. I'm a party planner
who lives in the attic

248
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,343
of a house full of people
I'm not actually related to.

249
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:07,640
- Chardonnay
- Chardonnay

250
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:10,431
- and table-side guacamole?
- and table-side guacamole?

251
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,756
I thought I was the only one
who didn't trust guacamole...

252
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:16,311
- Unless they make it in front of you.
- There are a lot of...

253
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,567
[both] Counterfeit avocados out there.

254
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,318
You are delightful.

255
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,573
I am.

256
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:28,529
And so are you, Andrew. I can't believe
nobody has snatched you up yet.

257
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:32,367
Andrew Carter, you're under arrest
for securities fraud and racketeering.

258
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,920
Wait for me. I'll be out in eight to ten.

259
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,706
♪ Ooh, la la la la la ♪

260
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:44,837
- Lisa Loeb will be here any second.
- Great. I'll get set up.

261
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,430
Oh, hey, Deej.
Oh, you just missed Lisa Loeb.

262
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:53,267
What? She's supposed to be here at 3:00.

263
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:56,810
Oh, yeah. Well, she text me
and asked if she could come in earlier.

264
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,516
That's right. Me and the Loeb-er?
We're text buddies.

265
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:04,317
No. Why would you clean her cat's teeth?

266
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,413
Because it was part of your promotion.

267
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:10,158
Which was part of a scheme
to get Stephanie to sing to Lisa Loeb,

268
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,912
which you knew nothing about.
What is wrong with you?

269
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,205
[D.J. sighs]

270
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,418
Oh, sorry.

271
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:24,755
No problem.

272
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,690
- [man chuckles]
- Sweet cheese.

273
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,229
Why is my Kirk Cameron poster walking?

274
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:45,145
I-I get that a lot.
Was it the poster where I was doing this?

275
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:49,284
Or was it the one where I was doing this?

276
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,040
I have them all.

277
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,825
I have the one where you're doing this.

278
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,173
Or this.

279
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,250
I even have the one
where you're doing this.

280
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,801
That one was banned in China.

281
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,885
[both laugh]

282
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,018
Thanks. That was the first laugh
I've had all day.

283
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:20,345
Me too. I just had a horrible date.

284
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:21,807
I just had three.

285
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,025
Wow. A multitasker.

286
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,358
Would you care to chance a fourth?

287
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,655
I'd love to buy you a...

288
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,779
non-alcoholic beverage.

289
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:37,004
You have no idea
how many times my poster said that to me.

290
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,248
♪ Oh-oh-oh, whoa ♪

291
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:48,221
I thought my life was gonna change today.

292
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:51,838
"Write a song," they said.
"Lisa Loeb will love it," they said.

293
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:55,393
You're a singer.
You get where I'm coming from.

294
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,813
[stammers]

295
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,977
Oh, I know you're disappointed, Steph.

296
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:09,824
Lisa Loeb was here twice, and I missed it.

297
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:14,164
I don't know, Deej.
I mean, maybe this is a sign

298
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,831
that this is just not
what I'm meant to do.

299
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,870
Excuse me, did I leave my sunglasses here?

300
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,705
Oh. Yeah, here you go.

301
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,460
[both scream]

302
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:28,674
She's back. See, Steph?
It was meant to be.

303
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,876
That I forgot my sunglasses?

304
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:32,756
Yes. Isn't it wonderful?

305
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,682
- Uh, this is my sister Stephanie.
- Hi.

306
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,274
Uh, take a seat, Lisa Loeb.

307
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:42,349
You guys sure like to use my full name.

308
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,556
I also respond to just "Lisa."

309
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,322
Okay, Lisa...

310
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,986
Loeb. Sorry, I tried. I just couldn't.

311
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:55,322
Uh, hi. I'm... a really huge fan,

312
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,037
and you have inspired me in so many ways.

313
00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,828
Um... I wrote a song
for my baby, Danielle,

314
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,623
and it would mean so much to me
if you would listen to it.

315
00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:07,587
Now that you mentioned your baby,
I would look like a real jerk if I didn't.

316
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,180
[gasps] Lisa Loeb is back.

317
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:21,270
Shh, shh, shh. Stephanie's gonna sing.

318
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,060
What, are we having a talent show?

319
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:27,153
Oh. I'm gonna grab Oliver,
my ventriloquist dummy.

320
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,741
♪ When I was just six years old ♪

321
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,994
♪ I threw a penny in a wishing well ♪

322
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:44,209
♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm ♪

323
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,804
You're probably all wondering
why I've gathered you.

324
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:58,177
Yeah, what's going on? What's this old guy
in the ratty coat doing here?

325
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,179
My mom gave me this coat.

326
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,982
Yeah, well,
she's not doing you any favors.

327
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:09,730
I must admit,

328
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,355
this has been a tough investigation
for me and my partner.

329
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:14,192
Hey, leave me out of this, all right?

330
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,698
I'm a full-grown man who no longer has
a raincoat that he loves.

331
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,159
Okay, you obviously don't have anything.

332
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:25,456
This is ridiculous.

333
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,133
You're right. I got nothing.

334
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:29,834
Nada.

335
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:31,502
Bupkis.

336
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:34,665
Except for the fact

337
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:38,796
that you two both used to play
Dungeons and Dragons together!

338
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,636
[others gasp]

339
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,644
Is this true?

340
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,984
We were nerds, okay? Nerds!

341
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,941
And we swore we'd never tell anyone else.

342
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,572
And we would've gotten away with it, too,
if it weren't for you meddling kids!

343
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,026
And this old guy who isn't anyone's dad.

344
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:05,662
Rocki, you were into D&D?

345
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,372
Cool.

346
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,174
Wait. You play?

347
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,553
Why didn't you ever mention it?

348
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,839
I didn't think
that you'd think it was cool.

349
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,383
It's not. Why do you think
I never brought it up?

350
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:25,683
I actually do think it's cool my boyfriend
has such an interesting hobby.

351
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,186
But you are a total nerd.

352
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,860
Yeah, well, you liked The Emoji Movie.

353
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:37,033
[whispers]
I told you that in confidence.

354
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:40,159
Okay, what's wrong with The Emoji Movie?

355
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:42,949
You know,

356
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,253
I don't know why I took the day off
to hang out with you people.

357
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,576
I just wanna go home.

358
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,955
♪ La la la, la la la la la ♪

359
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:59,843
Wait. You're the party planner
who invented the donut wall?

360
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,144
Well, originally,
it was decor in my living room,

361
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,932
but then I brought it to a party,
and people loved it.

362
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:11,056
[laughs] You're awesome.

363
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:15,227
You know, maybe it's fate
that we're both available.

364
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:20,695
Well, technically, I'm still
trying to figure out if I'm available.

365
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,950
If you were my girlfriend,
there wouldn't be any question.

366
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:32,790
Ow.

367
00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:36,131
Yep, you're real.

368
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,554
[chuckles]

369
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,220
And so is my Ferrari.

370
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,182
Not to mention my back-up Ferrari.

371
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,434
Would you like to take a ride
up the coast?

372
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:50,354
Oh, I'd go anywhere with you, Mike Seaver.

373
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:51,444
Oh.

374
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:53,058
I mean, Kirk Cameron.

375
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,573
You can call me anything you want.

376
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:57,858
Just not Jason Bateman.

377
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,608
♪ Ooh, la la
Ooh, la la la ♪

378
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,913
♪ And now I'm looking at you ♪

379
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,453
♪ Looking back at me ♪

380
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,752
♪ And now I know exactly ♪

381
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:18,133
[both] ♪ Where I'm supposed to be ♪

382
00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:19,841
- ♪ I spent ♪
- [both] ♪ So much time ♪

383
00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:22,841
♪ Just wishing for this dream ♪

384
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:25,934
[both] ♪ To come true ♪

385
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:31,311
♪ And the pot of gold
At the end of the rainbow ♪

386
00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:37,861
[both] ♪ Is you ♪

387
00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:43,987
Wow. Stephanie, that was really great.

388
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,491
Okay. We're up next.

389
00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:54,461
Are you kidding?
There's no way we could follow that.

390
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:59,713
Oh. Oliver, don't embarrass me
in front of Lisa Loeb.

391
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,335
[chuckles]

392
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:04,421
You're doing just fine on your own.

393
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,888
I can't believe I trusted you with my cat.

394
00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:17,146
I'm sorry. I'm gonna put Oliver away.

395
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,439
He's, uh, out of control.

396
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:23,237
No! Don't you put me back in that box!

397
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,988
This place is really weird.

398
00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:31,075
But you've got real talent.

399
00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:35,369
Lisa Loeb said you have real talent.
You should be freaking out.

400
00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:37,455
I know, Deej,
but I'm trying to play it cool,

401
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:40,171
but I can't because
Lisa Loeb said I have talent.

402
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,712
- [giggles]
- I have some tour dates coming up,

403
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:45,336
and I could use an opener.
Are you interested?

404
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:49,474
Did you hear that, Steph?
Lisa Loeb asked you to open for her.

405
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:52,603
Uh, I would be honored to open for you.

406
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:53,891
Did you hear that, D.J.?

407
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:57,524
Stephanie said she'd be honored
to open for Lisa Loeb!

408
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,565
Yeah, I know you're mocking me,

409
00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:04,319
but I'm too excited to care!

410
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:06,986
Wow.

411
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,282
Why is she taking so long?

412
00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:15,121
- Lady phone assistant...
- [cell phone beeps]

413
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,831
...where is my Kimmy?

414
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:22,589
[lady phone assistant]
I found five listings for kimchi.

415
00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:24,587
[Ferrari approaches]

416
00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,382
Here she comes.

417
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:32,511
Hello, Fernando.

418
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,930
I'm back from my dates.

419
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,476
Was that today? I totally forgot.

420
00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:42,442
Hence my nonchalant pose.

421
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:45,941
Your magazine's upside down.

422
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:50,196
Because my heart is upside down.

423
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,235
I was distraught.

424
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:56,155
My Kimberlina
was out on the town with other men

425
00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:58,584
and hunky teen idol Kirk Cameron.

426
00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:02,167
How would you know that?

427
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,710
Because his poster
is still above your bed.

428
00:25:07,797 --> 00:25:10,377
Also... I was spying on you.

429
00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:12,468
[Fernando] When you were with

430
00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:15,512
Mr. Too-Young-For-Your-
Social-Media-Influenza,

431
00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:16,767
I was in the painting.

432
00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:26,861
When you were with Mr. Milton,

433
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,242
I was in the suit of armor.

434
00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:39,155
When you were with
Mr. Perfect-Guacamole-Wine-Criminal Man,

435
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,036
I was deep undercover.

436
00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:48,916
But when I saw you with Mr. Kirk Cameron,

437
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:50,965
and the way you looked at him...

438
00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:53,303
crushed my soul.

439
00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:58,889
I can't believe you went to all that
just to spy on me.

440
00:25:59,474 --> 00:26:02,644
I had to know what was going on
because I love you so much.

441
00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:09,277
But if you and Kirk Cameron
are meant to be together, then so be it.

442
00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:12,204
Fernando.

443
00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:15,323
Kirk was perfect in every way.

444
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,371
His wavy chestnut hair and his...

445
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:21,867
dimpled cheeks and his hypnotic eyes.

446
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:24,788
I knew it.

447
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,130
I could never compete with that.

448
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:31,173
Fernando, I have something to tell you.

449
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:32,881
Sit down.

450
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:39,392
Today I realized...
it was never a competition.

451
00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:41,472
You've always been the one for me.

452
00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:43,557
Hmm?

453
00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:46,773
You make my heart race
every time I see you.

454
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,105
When we dance, time stands still.

455
00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:54,111
And when I look at your eyes...
all I see are Ramona's eyes.

456
00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,865
And that's how I know
we are meant for each other.

457
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:01,581
My Kimberlina.

458
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:05,207
You just made me
the happiest man on Earth.

459
00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:10,711
One more thing.

460
00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,087
I kept my FBI jacket.

461
00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:18,222
Ooh. Special Detective.

462
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,813
You have the right to remain sexy.

463
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,889
[chuckles]

464
00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:31,610
Oh. I guess everything worked out
for Kimmy and Fernando.

465
00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:33,111
Certainly looks that way.

466
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:38,775
That would explain why Jason Bateman
keeps doing donuts in our driveway.

467
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,161
I'm Kirk Cameron!

468
00:27:48,249 --> 00:27:49,249
♪ Whoa, oh-oh ♪

469
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,460
♪ Hey ♪

470
00:27:51,544 --> 00:27:53,554
[Jepsen] ♪ One, two, three, four ♪

471
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,470
♪ Oh ♪

472
00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:57,548
[theme music playing]

473
00:28:21,574 --> 00:28:23,584
♪ La la la la la la ♪

474
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:25,120
♪ Ooh ♪

475
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:27,503
♪ Oh ♪