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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la♪

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♪ Whatever happened to predictability♪

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♪ The milkman, the paper boy
The evening TV♪

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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go♪

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♪ There's a heart, there's a heart
A hand to hold onto♪

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♪ Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
There's a face, there's a face

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♪ Somebody who needs you
There's a heart♪

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♪ Everywhere you look, yeah♪

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♪ When you're lost out there
And you're all alone♪

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♪ A light is waiting to carry you home♪

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♪ Everywhere you look♪

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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la♪

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♪ Whoa whoa-oh-oh♪

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Aww!

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It's Stephanie and baby Danielle's
first banner!

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Ooh!

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Well, that'll just about do it.

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Stephanie is gonna be back
from her tour with Lisa Loeb any minute,

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so I made a trail of rose petals
leading upstairs

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where she'll find a bubble bath

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with candles and a glass
of her favorite champagne:

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beer.

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Jimmy, she's going to be so excited,

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and I'm so excited I get to use
my new Shop-Vac after to clean it all up.

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Oh, she's here.

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Surprise!

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I knew this day was upon us.

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The Clown Wars have begun!

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Let me get my confetti cannon
and giant shoes.

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No, no, no, no, no, no!

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We thought you were Stephanie.

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After all this time,
you can't tell us apart?

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I'm the sexy, sassy one,
who isn't marrying my brother.

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Surprise!

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Stephanie, you were supposed
to come through the front door.

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Don't you know how surprises work?

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I'm just so happy you guys are home.

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See?

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Oh, this is such a nice surprise.

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But we were only gone a couple of days.

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Wait, is it my birthday?

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Is it your birthday?

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Am I dying? Who's dying?

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No one is dying.

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I just love you and I wanted you
to feel welcome when you came home.

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Now, follow the path to the bubble bath
your fiancé drew for you.

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And not to brag, but the rubber ducky
was my idea.

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Well, thank goodness.

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I can't wait to get the smell
of Albuquerque off of me.

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Good luck with that.

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Jimmy, honey,
this is so thoughtful of you...

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and I was thinking of you, too.

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That's why I brought you
a half-eaten package of airline peanuts.

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Wow! It's like Christmas in December.

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♪ Hey♪

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Hi, guys. Bye, guys.

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Why are you in such a rush?

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Oh, it's my busiest time of year
at the pet clinic: Flea Dip Week.

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"For a reasonable fee,
we'll get rid of your fleas."

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You're not actually gonna say that
to anyone, are you?

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Um, not anymore.

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I'm Pamela's father and I want to know
who did it!

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Uncle Jesse, is everything okay?

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You know, this is a crime, okay?

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Should I call the police?

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This is gonna haunt her
for the rest of her life.

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Should I call the Ghostbusters?

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Fine. You know what?
I'll find out who did it myself.

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Hey, did you know there's a version
of Ghostbusters with men?

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Focus, people, focus!

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I just found out that Pamela
got bit at school yesterday.

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I got a Band-Aid.

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Oh, you got a boo-boo?

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Come on, let's go get you some candy
from my secret stash.

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Did you hear that?

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She said she has a secret stash.

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Yeah, I know. It's called a drawer.

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Yes, but which drawer is the question.

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The teacher won't tell me who bit her,
Pamela won't tell me who bit her.

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How am I gonna send her back there
to bite the kid back?

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Uncle Jesse,
that's not how we handle things anymore.

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Right, those pesky cell phones.
People record everything these days.

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No, I mean we don't teach our kids
to bite back.

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You have to let the teacher handle it.

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Why? Remember all those years ago
when someone pinched Michelle?

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I said, "Go pinch him back."

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The '90s sound like dark days.

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Yeah, and how'd that plan
work out for you?

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I don't need a history lesson,
I'm trying to solve a crime here.

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-Right, Tommy?
-Right.

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You don't think maybe
you should run this by Aunt Becky?

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Aunt Becky is in Nebraska
helping out her mother.

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I don't want to bother her
with a tiny little thing like this.

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-Right, Tommy?
-Right.

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Right, because she'd tell you not to do
what you're about to do.

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Exactly!

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♪ La, la, la la, la, la la, la♪

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♪ When I say "flea," you say "dip"♪

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♪ Flea...♪

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Where's Janet?
She's supposed to say "dip."

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Oh, good, Deej, you're here.
The place is out of control.

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Janet has the flu,
can't come in this week.

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Oh, no. Poor Janet.

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Poor Janet? Poor us.

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It is Flea Dip Week.

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We can't be without a receptionist, Deej.
What are we gonna do?

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- ♪ When I say "flea," you say...♪
- ♪ Dip!♪

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-♪ Flea, flea ♪
-♪ Dip, dip ♪

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That's how you do it, people.

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You were in such a hurry
to leave the house, you forgot your lunch.

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Which I ate.

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So I stopped on the way here
and got you guys some soup.

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Oh, thanks, Kimmy, you are a lifesaver.

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Kimmy, you are a lifesaver.

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We need someone to fill in for Janet
for the next couple of days.

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Are you up for it?

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Really?
You trust me to work in your office?

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Of course.

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Would you need references?
Because I can't provide any.

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Kimmy, I've know you for 30 years.
I trust you.

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Well, great.

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Okay, uh, so where do you need me?

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Surgery, X-ray, neuter a schnauzer?

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Answering the phones.

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Are you sure I should be doing that
while neutering a Schnauzer?

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No, just answering the phone.

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Oh!

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Ooh! Let me get it!
Let me get it!

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Harmon-Fuller Pet Care.

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I'm a natural.

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Uh, Deej, um...

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Okay...

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Are you sure it's a good idea to have
Kimmy working here?

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I mean,
friends and business just never mix.

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Well, we're friends and we work together.

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Right, um...

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Let me put this another way.

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Kimmy is, um...

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Kimmy.

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Kimmy is a successful business owner

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and she's more than capable
of keeping our office running.

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So if you don't think
she deserves a shot, then...

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maybe you don't deserve that soup.

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It's in a bread bowl. She can stay.

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Mmm.

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Is that a perfectly tossed
watercress salad?

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Yeah, Jimmy made it with light dressing.

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That's exactly how you like it.

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You have a very considerate fiancé.

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Yeah, I do.

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Very, very considerate.

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He's considerate.

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So what? So am I.

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If you say so.

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Wait.

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You... you think I'm considerate, right?

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Yes, you are quick-witted.

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Are you avoiding my question?

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Yes, I think I do hear the mailman.

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Ah, ah, ah!

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You don't think I'm considerate?

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Of course I do.

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Except that one time,
you forgot Jimmy's birthday.

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And that one time that you didn't notice
his haircut.

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And that one time that you drove home
with Jimmy on the roof of the car.

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Oh, my gosh, you're right.
I'm a jerk.

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I did not say that.

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I used to do nice things for Jimmy
all the time.

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Lately, I've been so busy with the baby
and my music career.

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I can't remember the last time
I did something special for him.

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Perhaps you need to be more giving.

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Yeah, yeah, I can do that.

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How do I do that?

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You can start with this salad.

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Being considerate is fun.

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So good.

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♪ Ooh la, la la, la♪

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Kids, the reason why I gathered
you all here today is because I'm having

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an after-school
playdate/sting operation...

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to find out who bit your cousin.

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Of course you have.

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Wait, why are you doing it here?

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I don't want them to know where I live.
There's a biter amongst them.

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Then why are they coming where I live?

185
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Why you asking so many questions?

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I'm trying to solve a mystery here.

187
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Yeah, me too.

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Why are we here?

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Because I need you guys to do recon.

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I need you to pass out a cookie
to a potential perp.

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That way, I'm going to match the bite mark

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to the bite mark on your cousin's arm.

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I'm going to find out
which little creep bit her.

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Then, Pamela or myself
will bite the little creep back.

195
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So best case scenario,
this ends with someone biting a child.

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Yes.

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Huh. Legally, this would probably be
a good time for us to leave,

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but I'm kind of curious to see
how this plays out.

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Remember the plan, okay?

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Hey, hi, everybody.
Welcome to an after-school playdate

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with no particular reason
or hidden agenda whatsoever.

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Come on in.

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Hey, come on in.

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There you go.

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Pocket Papa,
we've reached our destination.

206
00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:15,030
Well, if it isn't Man-Bun Boy.

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After the gender reveal party,
you never called me.

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Oh, it's...

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-Really, it's nothing personal.
-Yeah.

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I was so moved by your song, I cried.

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Mm-hmm.

212
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Plus, you said we were, and I quote,

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"buds."

214
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Nah. Must have been another
handsome guy with great hair.

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I wouldn't say that, no.

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-Come on in, Glen.
-It's Ben.

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-Ben?
-It's Ben.

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Well, let's compromise.

219
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Pete. Come on in, Pete.

220
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Kimmy, what are all the medical files
doing out?

221
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Oh, I've reorganized all the pets
according to adorability.

222
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Obviously, Cosmo's the cutest,

223
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,033
and then it works
all the way down to Muffin,

224
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with the unfortunate underbite.

225
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Uh, Kimmy, you...
you can't change the filing system.

226
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Matt and I like things the way they are.

227
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You need to get out of your comfort zone.
A to Z is so last year.

228
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Sharon, this will be a day
you will never forget.

229
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What's going on?

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Schlomo is turning 13,

231
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so we're throwing him a "bark mitzvah"
here on Saturday.

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Oh, look at this shayna punim. Oh!

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Bye, Schlomo. Mazel tov.

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See you Saturday.

235
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Saturday? Kimmy, that's our busiest day.

236
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Oh, don't worry,
I canceled all of your appointments.

237
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We can't have customers
blocking the ice cream sundae bar.

238
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No, Kimmy, we can't close for a dog party.

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It's totally worth it.

240
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It will be excellent word-of-mouth.

241
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,931
I promise it will be
the "bark mitzvah" of the century.

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The Goldsteins are gonna plotz.

243
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,481
-Hey, Deej.
-Hi.

244
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,273
How's Comet Jr., Jr.?

245
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,484
She's great.
Dipped, dried, and ready to go.

246
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,725
Yo, Steve-O.
Hey, Deej, I've got a question.

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00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:24,607
Did you know that we are hosting something
called a "bark mitzvah" this Saturday?

248
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,237
Oh, good, the Evite went out.

249
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:29,025
I'm a definite yes.

250
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,538
Comet Jr., Jr. will not leave
the dance floor.

251
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,791
I'll update the guest list.

252
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:43,552
Yeah, that is Kimmy making great happen.

253
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:47,386
Deej, we are overworked as it is.
Now we're hosting parties for dogs?

254
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:49,349
No, it's totally worth it.

255
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,930
It's excellent word-of-mouth,

256
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:54,135
and I promise, it will be
the "bark mitzvah" of the century.

257
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,560
The Goldsteins are gonna plotz!

258
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,693
Oy vey, I'm shvitzing already.

259
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:01,070
Next!

260
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,397
So, uh, Kimmy's working here?

261
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,320
How's that going?

262
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,580
-It's great. It's great.

263
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,328
-That bad, huh?
-Worse.

264
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:16,207
That makes sense 'cause Kimmy is,
you know, Kimmy.

265
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,585
Kimmy's my best friend.

266
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:21,338
I mean, I can't get rid of her and...

267
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,262
Besides, she's only had one boss
who hasn't fired her.

268
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,880
-Who's that?
-Herself.

269
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:30,096
I just-- I can't let her go.
She would be devastated,

270
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,929
and I can't do that to her.

271
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:35,727
Kimmy!

272
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,058
Harmon-Fuller Pet Care.

273
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,072
What are you doing answering the phones?

274
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:46,239
Oh. Well, Saturday,
a dog's becoming a man, and it's...

275
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,070
Long story. What's up, Steph?

276
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,451
I've really slacked off
in the fiancée department.

277
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,583
I want Jimmy to know how much I care.

278
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,660
You just need to make him feel special.

279
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,964
When was the last time you made dinner?

280
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,343
When I drove a car through the kitchen.

281
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,168
Yeah, don't do that.

282
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,218
But do make him dinner.

283
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,692
What do ya got?

284
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:21,229
Well, we've come to a conclusion.

285
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,313
You found the biter?

286
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,228
No.

287
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,817
But we found out it's not easy
taking a cookie from a kid.

288
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,073
And we also found out
that none of the kids

289
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,866
match the bite marks on Pamela's arm.

290
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,199
There's five cookies here
and there's six kids.

291
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,286
What kind of shoddy detective work
is this?

292
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,919
The kind that's free and against our will.

293
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,875
Okay, I'll take care of this myself.

294
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:47,418
Hi, kids, which one of you
didn't get a cookie, huh?

295
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,296
Cookie? Cookie? Cookie?
Cookie? Cookie? Cookie?

296
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:53,013
Not for Finn, because he knows better
than to have processed sugar.

297
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,095
Oh.

298
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,385
You're one of those
hipster helicopter parents, I got it.

299
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:03,523
Finn, how would you like
a nice, sweet apple slice?

300
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,147
Is it organic, or...

301
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,232
Yeah, let's go with that. Sure.

302
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,359
Did I say "organic"?

303
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,866
I meant it's lathered in
bug-killing chemicals.

304
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,290
-That was close. Good looking out.
-Yeah. Hey.

305
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,535
Where's Pamela?

306
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,172
In the kitchen watching Aunt Steph cook.

307
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:23,249
Okay.

308
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:24,706
Aunt Steph's cooking?

309
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:26,625
Thank God I parked in front.

310
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,085
Hey.

311
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:36,505
Why are you dressed like that?

312
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,892
Why are you snatching cookies
from children?

313
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:42,901
I am trying to solve a crime.

314
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,732
I think you're committing one.

315
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,741
Let me just see this real fast.

316
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:51,779
Let me see here.

317
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:54,697
Ah-ha!

318
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:59,163
A perfect match.  We got ourselves
a biter. Come on, come on.

319
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,670
You're going down Glen, or Gwen,
or whatever your name is.

320
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,343
Hey, Pocket Papa, get your app over here.

321
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:10,418
'Sup, bro?

322
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,801
Your son bit my daughter.

323
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,593
Are you sure?
He doesn't have a history of biting.

324
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,467
Misusing gender pronouns, sure,
but biting, no.

325
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,062
The bite mark on this apple
matches perfectly with the bite mark

326
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,733
that my daughter got yesterday at school.

327
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,437
-Oh, that's not possible.
-Why?

328
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,402
Because you gluten-intolerant,
participation-trophy-givin'...

329
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,823
-No. He couldn't have.
-...third-party-- He couldn't have?

330
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,782
Any problem with your kid is somehow
our problem?

331
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:36,742
No, he wasn't at school.
We were at Disneyland!

332
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,370
-What?
-I know.

333
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,913
I know. I gave my money
to a faceless corporate conglomerate.

334
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:45,167
I'm so ashamed.

335
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,750
-You were at Disneyland?
-We had a great time. I had a churro.

336
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,086
Be better, Ben!

337
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,087
Wait a minute, if your kid
didn't bite my kid, then who did?

338
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:55,970
Oh.

339
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,051
Pamela, what are you doing?

340
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,678
Why are you biting yourself?

341
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:02,184
I like Band-Aids.

342
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:05,189
You like Band-Aids?
That's why you were biting yourself? Oh.

343
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:08,769
Sweetie, just ask for a Band-Aid.
I'll give you a hundred Band-Aids.

344
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,936
Please don't bite yourself anymore.

345
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:12,074
Okay, Daddy.

346
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,121
Ben, is it?

347
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,665
Do you have something to say
about us new age hipster parents?

348
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:33,211
Yes, I'm sorry for being the jerk
that I thought you were.

349
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,381
I forgive you.

350
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,933
Because forgiveness is a hug
you give to your soul.

351
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:38,890
Mm-hmm.

352
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,137
Now, how about a real one, bud?

353
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,020
Well, the soul hug was enough, wasn't it?
No?

354
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,822
This is why I never called you back.

355
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,204
- Honey, you're home!
- Wow.

356
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,406
This is quite a welcome.

357
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,922
Wait, why are you wearing that?

358
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,667
Is it Halloween?

359
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,304
Am I dying? Who's dying?

360
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,053
Honey, nobody is dying.

361
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,513
I'm just happy you're home.

362
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,643
Now, have a seat.

363
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,563
I've got all of your favorites.

364
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:29,063
Fried chicken, Sunny D,
and even a word jumble.

365
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:30,309
Oh, wow.

366
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:33,065
This is amazing,
or as word jumble would say,

367
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:34,108
"Zingama."

368
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:39,821
I even did some laundry today and you'll
never guess what I stumbled across.

369
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:43,582
The baseball T-shirt that you were wearing
the first time we kissed.

370
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,579
What? I've been looking for that
for months. How did you find it?

371
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,002
Well, turns out I stole it from you.

372
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:54,000
But I'm so considerate that I returned it,
washed and ready to go.

373
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,920
Oh, my gosh, Stephanie, you're the best!

374
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:58,969
Ta-da!

375
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:03,891
Oh, no.

376
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,311
I must have shrunk it in the dryer.

377
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,977
Oh, I can't do anything right.

378
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:12,309
Oh, no, no, it's okay.
I'm sure it will stretch. Let me just...

379
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,396
give it the old Jimmy try here.

380
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,110
Um...

381
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:20,856
Yeah, it's perfect.

382
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,827
I, uh, I liked it as a shirt,
but I love it as a hat.

383
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:29,828
I'm sorry I ruined it.

384
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,415
But I do have one more
surprise for you.

385
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:34,249
I made you a very special dessert.

386
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,804
-Oh, pie?
-No.

387
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:37,838
Mud pie?

388
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:39,461
-No.
-Apple crumble?

389
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:40,718
I'm gonna get the cake.

390
00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:45,389
Ooh, I made it just for you.

391
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,100
It is red velvet.

392
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,470
Now,
you know I'm allergic to red food dye?

393
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,845
Of course. That's why this one
is completely organic and dye-free.

394
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:53,936
Ah!

395
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:56,727
Mmm!

396
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:59,689
Delicious.
How'd you get it red without the dye?

397
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:00,736
I used beets.

398
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:02,737
Oh.

399
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,911
I'm very allergic to beets.

400
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,453
Maybe that's why I can't feel
the left side of my face.

401
00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:12,871
You can't feel your what?

402
00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:14,496
Oh, there goes the other side.

403
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:18,212
No, no, no, Jimmy, just put it down.

404
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:20,005
But you made it with love.

405
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,679
Kimmy, can you answer the...

406
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:33,598
Harmon-Fuller Pet Care,
can you please hold?

407
00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:37,231
- Kimmy?
- Kimmy, can you grab Buster's file?

408
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,484
You bet she can!

409
00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:48,327
Kimmy!

410
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:50,703
Hey, Deej.

411
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:54,292
I'm drumming up more customers
with my sweet sign-spinning skills.

412
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,883
You are killing me, Gibbler.

413
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,463
What's happening? Where's Kimmy?

414
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:03,877
Um, she's...

415
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:08,723
she's in the bathroom crying
because you are not being very supportive,

416
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:12,224
and she cares so much.

417
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,190
Is that her in a dog suit spinning a sign?

418
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:21,654
If you're wearing a dog suit,
you gotta spin something, right?

419
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,529
Deej, come on.

420
00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:27,491
We all love Kimmy,
but you know this isn't working out.

421
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:29,870
Yeah, fine.

422
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:31,741
I know, I'll take care of it.
You were right.

423
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,997
Yes, I knew it.

424
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:37,169
It only took five years,
but DJ Fuller said I was right.

425
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,457
Ooh.

426
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,375
Gia owes me 20 bucks.

427
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:43,883
Come on.

428
00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:49,136
Kimmy!

429
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:50,641
Can we talk?

430
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,430
Oh, sure. I could use a bowl of water.

431
00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:00,274
What's up, Deej?

432
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:02,732
I have good news for you.

433
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:06,316
You are too talented for this place.
We do not deserve you.

434
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:08,357
Oh, no.

435
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,447
That's what they said when they canned me
at Hot Dog on a Stick.

436
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:13,951
You're firing me.

437
00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:18,785
No, no, I'm setting you free to pursue
greater opportunities.

438
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,464
That's what they said
at Bed Bath & Beyond

439
00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:24,803
when they told me to go
beyond the entrance and never come back.

440
00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,636
Why can't I keep a job
for even one day?

441
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,966
Because you're Kimmy.

442
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,022
You weren't meant to have a regular job.
You were meant...

443
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,935
to be your own self-employed
party planner.

444
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,520
I have been pretty successful.

445
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:47,239
The things that make you not so good here
are what make you great in your real job.

446
00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:49,611
Now that you mention it,

447
00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:53,446
I have been suffocating
in this rigid corporate environment.

448
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:58,077
You're not a filer or a phone answerer.

449
00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:02,963
You are a dog-suit-wearing,
party-planning boss lady.

450
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:05,002
That's me in a nutshell.

451
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:08,216
But you were still willing to help me out,

452
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:10,088
and that's why you're my best friend.

453
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:12,296
Thanks, Deej.

454
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:15,255
You're a wonderful friend, too.

455
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:19,018
-Want me to get that for old times' sake?
-No.

456
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:24,358
Harmon-Fuller Pet Care.

457
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:26,072
Steph?

458
00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:27,819
I'll be right there.

459
00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:30,992
-I'll be back as soon as I can.
-What's wrong?

460
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,281
Stephanie tried to cook.

461
00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:43,828
Hey, Steph, we got here soon as we could.

462
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,497
Oh, thank you. This is so nice of you,

463
00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:47,085
but you guys both didn't have to come.

464
00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:49,630
Oh, it's okay. I had to get out of
a weird playdate, anyway.

465
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:54,014
You know, in a past life,
I was an ER doctor, so...

466
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:56,889
How's Jimmy?

467
00:25:57,222 --> 00:26:00,232
He's fine.
They're taping up his toe right now.

468
00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:01,728
It's just a minor fracture.

469
00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,729
Wait, a fracture?
I thought you poisoned him.

470
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:09,113
Well, Benadryl took care of that, but...

471
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:12,318
when I was rushing to get it,
I knocked over a chair and broke his toe.

472
00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:15,526
You are literally loving him to death.

473
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,292
I know.

474
00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:20,245
He deserves better.

475
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:22,962
Just... I have so much on my plate
right now, you know,

476
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:25,539
with the baby and my music career.

477
00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:28,125
I feel like Jimmy's getting lost
in the shuffle.

478
00:26:28,795 --> 00:26:32,545
That's just part of being a couple.
You always wonder if you're doing enough.

479
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,047
I just messed it all up.

480
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,350
I don't know, maybe I'm just not good
at taking care of people.

481
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:41,928
What are you talking about?

482
00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:45,192
You gave up your whole life

483
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:49,400
to come and move in and take care of me
and the kids when I needed you the most.

484
00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:53,362
So, you're saying there's still hope
for me yet?

485
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,195
Oh, come on. Jimmy adores you.

486
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,870
You see the way he looks at you
when you hold that baby?

487
00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:00,739
He's right.

488
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:05,539
Steph, before I met you,

489
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:09,134
I was just living in an RV
in a Walmart parking lot,

490
00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:11,000
eating nothing but french fries.

491
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,970
And now, my life is even better.

492
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:18,430
I've got a baby, a fiancée, a home,

493
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,140
and a business,
and that's... that's all because of you.

494
00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:24,019
Oh.

495
00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:26,896
You said I'm better than
french fries.

496
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,192
Hey, maybe that's what makes us work.

497
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:34,188
It's that we're both just so happy
to have found each other.

498
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:36,195
Mmm.

499
00:27:38,948 --> 00:27:39,908
I love you, Jimmy.

500
00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:41,695
I love you too, Steph.

501
00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:45,578
Aww.

502
00:27:47,123 --> 00:27:49,173
You get the feeling we should have left
a while ago?

503
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:50,250
One hundred percent.

504
00:27:57,175 --> 00:28:00,175
All right, come on, ladies
and Uncle Jesse. Don't slow down.

505
00:28:00,261 --> 00:28:02,431
We have to eat this cake
before Jimmy does.

506
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:03,724
For Jimmy!

507
00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:07,098
See, Steph,
this was very thoughtful of you.

508
00:28:07,602 --> 00:28:08,442
Mm-hmm.

509
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,520
Jimmy is very lucky to have you.

510
00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:17,030
And I'm lucky to have a friend
who isn't afraid to tell me the truth.

511
00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:19,700
Aww, so no hard feelings about today?

512
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:20,741
Not at all.

513
00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:24,294
I talked Schlomo's family into moving
the "bark mitzvah" to his house,

514
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,829
so I still got the job.

515
00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:31,634
Well, I guess I gotta get used
to this new school style of parenting.

516
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,090
You know, you were right, DJ.

517
00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:35,339
I should have done the opposite
of everything that I did.

518
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,589
Yeah, but that's what makes you you.

519
00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:39,634
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

520
00:28:40,009 --> 00:28:41,549
I am perfect.

521
00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:45,642
Meh.

522
00:28:48,768 --> 00:28:50,768
♪ One, two, three, four♪

523
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,803
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪