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♪ Whatever happened to predictability?♪

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♪ The milkman, the paper boy
The evening TV ♪

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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go♪

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♪ There's a heart
There's a heart♪

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♪ A hand to hold onto♪

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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go♪

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♪ There's a face
There's a face♪

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- ♪ Somebody who needs you♪
- ♪ There's a heart♪

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♪ Everywhere you look, yeah♪

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♪ When you're lost out there
And you're all alone♪

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♪ A light is waiting to carry you home♪

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♪ Everywhere you look♪

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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la♪

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Good morning, fellow brides-to-be.

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I would like to propose a toast

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to our official first day
of wedding planning.

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Ooh! Champagne in the morning?

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I love engaged DJ.

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Oh.

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It's coffee.

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It's a little more on-brand.

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We have got to stay sharp, ladies.

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We have a big day at the wedding expo.

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Well, here's to a day that's stress-free,

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conflict-free,
and chock-full of food that's free.

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This may be the coffee talking,
but I love you guys.

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And to making all of our
triple wedding decisions together.

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That way, we can sit back, relax and enjoy
the rest of the engagement.

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Yeah, I'll drink to that.

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Still coffee.

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Well, hello, fiancée.

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Well, hello, fiancé.

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You know, I'll never get tired
of hearing that.

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-Hmm.
-Yeah, that's one person's opinion.

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Wedding or not, here I come.

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-Hello, fiancé.
-Hello, fiancée.

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How do I unsubscribe from this?

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As the leader of the he-wolf pack...

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...I will be representing the grooms
at today's wedding expo.

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But wait, who made you the leader?

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I did.

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It is my job as the leader.

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You know,
I've got to start going to those meetings.

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The next time you see me,
I will be awash in cummerbunds,

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bow ties, and male Spanx.

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You should come, Esteban.
You're looking a little fluffy.

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Esteban is not looking fluffy.

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And besides, he's babysitting
Tommy and Danielle today.

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Thank you, fiancé.

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You're welcome, fiancée.

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I'd make fun of you two some more,

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but it's really hard
to find free childcare.

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♪ Hey♪

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Alright, let's go, she-wolves.

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Kimmy, we're not spending the night
at the wedding expo.

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No, this is my freebie bag.

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You know how much stuff they give away
at these things?

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Oh, that explains why we have

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an attic full of tiki torches
and crazy straws.

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When the power goes out,
we can throw a root beer party.

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Oh, no.
Mom's got her freebie bag out.

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Lemme guess, wedding expo?

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You know where I got this bag?

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At the luggage expo?

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No, off the luggage carousel
at the airport.

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You know the rule.

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As soon as it goes around twice,
it's up for grabs.

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Yeah, I don't think that's the rule.

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You weren't complaining
when I gave you those pants.

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Well, wish me luck.
I have my audition for Pippin today.

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Kimberlina, our little girl is now
a big high school musical star!

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Aw.

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Before you know it,
she'll start giving us attitude,

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the same way Zac Efron did
when we cornered him in that alley.

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Oh. Mom, I'm going to audition too.

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Aww, wow. I always knew you had
the soul of an artist.

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If I do the play, I can get out of PE.

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Come on, Jackson. You've got to give me
something to work with.

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I've been running my lines. Watch this.

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It's a non-speaking role.

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I've been trying to cast you
in that role for years.

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Okay, guys, don't forget you are all
meeting us later at the wedding expo

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to look at outfits.

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Pass, I've got to practice
for my chess club tournament.

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And besides,
if I start talking napkin patterns,

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there goes my entire day.

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But I will leave you with this.

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No animal prints.

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I'm talking to you, Gibbler.

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Wow!

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Look at this place.

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This is amazing.

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And there's a cake bar.

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And a candy bar.

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And the best kind of bar: an open bar.

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Where to begin?

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That's a rhetorical question, of course,
because I brought a checklist

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on my clipboard of fun.

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Look at all these free samples!

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And free signs.

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Thank you.

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Hello, ladies.

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I'm Maureen McDermott
of McDermott Wedding Planning.

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I'm Kimmy Gibbler.

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Of Gibbler Style Party Planning?

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You've heard of me?

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Yes.

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We were warned about you
in the morning meeting.

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Did you hear that? People are talking.

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So, who's the lucky bride?

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I am.

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We are.

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It's a triple wedding.

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But we're not marrying each other.

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Hey, you could do worse.

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A triple wedding?

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Pleasing one bride is tough enough,
but pleasing three brides, it's insanity.

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Oh, no, that's not us.

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Even though we are very different,
we've known each other our entire lives,

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and we know exactly what we want.

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Fabulous, then.

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What's the theme?

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Traditional romantic.

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Eccentric yet unpredictable.

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Purple.

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Super sexy and, you know, funky,
like Prince.

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Excuse us, Maureen.
We still have some details to hash out.

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Okay, so we aren't exactly
on the same page,

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but that's why we're here.

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And I'm sure out of all this stuff,
there is something we can agree on.

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Maybe next time you can have
this discussion

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after you release me from this bag.

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Yeah, well, maybe next time,
you can pay the $5 entrance fee.

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Entrance fee?

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Do I look like a fool?

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Actually, yes.

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Hey, Max.

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How's chess life treating you?

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I'm working on a theoretical variation
on the Budapest Gambit.

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Oh, I forgot I was talking to a civilian.

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It's fine.

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-Hey. How did the audition go?
-Hey.

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I think it went okay.
I mean, you never know with these things.

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But-- Oh, who am I kidding?

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I killed it, brought it back to life,
and then killed it again for fun.

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If it isn't Non-Speaking Tree number five.

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It was so weird.

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The director asked me to speak,
and then he asked me to sing,

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which is a form of speaking
with melody and rhythm.

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Look at you, one day in the theater
and already you're learning things.

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Yeah, it was pretty fun.
Usually when all eyes are on me at school,

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it's 'cause I'm accidentally wearing
Ramona's pants.

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Oh!

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The director just e-mailed the cast list.

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Wait, this can't be right.

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I didn't get the leading player.

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I'm the understudy?

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Whoa!

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It says I got the leading player.

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Oh, boy. This play just got interesting.

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Okay, there has to be a mistake.

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You got the lead?

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I rehearsed for months
and now you're the star of the show.

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Now, Ramona, to be fair,

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I'm sure Jackson must have done something
to impress the director.

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Um, Jackson, did you do something
to impress the director?

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I don't know, I guess he said
I sung like an angel.

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But I assume he said that to everyone.

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Oh, please.

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A jock tries slumming it in theater
and everybody wants him?

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It's so early Glee.

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I guess I shouldn't tell her
I liked early Glee.

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I guess I shouldn't tell her I thought
I was auditioning for Cats.

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So, Max, what do you say?
You up for a little chess game?

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You're on. You've been way too confident
since my mom said yes.

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Checkmate.

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Wait, what just happened?

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Dude, you fell for my trademarked
Steve Hale Four-Move Checkmate.

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Yep, that's right. Steve Hale's
got some tricks up his sleeve.

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This is unbelievable.

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Max, what are you doing?

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What does it look like I'm doing?
I'm storming off in a huff.

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Kimberlina, I love this wedding expo.

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Did you get your teeth whitened?

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Yes.

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This place is like Disneyland for my face.

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Fernando, aren't you supposed to be here
looking at cummerbunds and bow ties

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for the he-wolf pack?

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Who can focus on the he-wolves
in this fabulous wonderland?

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I got a free facial and now I'm off
to cake tasting.

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I heard a rumor they have cake
that tastes like pie.

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Who wants to see what I just found?

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I do.

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Red roses.

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They're timeless and they're classic
and they're--

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Boring.

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I mean, they're too formal
for a wedding at the beach.

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No one is going to take their shoes off
at a wedding with red roses.

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Uh, who said anything about the beach?

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And no one is taking off their shoes
at my wedding.

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Yeah, you can't put a podiatrist
in a room full of bare feet.

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Steve will be distracted by every bunion.

203
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Exactly.

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It's like for me if there were
a bunch of dogs at the wedding.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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We've got to have dogs at our wedding.

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Without dogs,
who will dance with the cats?

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No, no, we are not having dogs or cats
at the wedding, okay?

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But I will tell you what we are having
is a karaoke machine.

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Because it's not a wedding

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until I'm singing "When Doves Cry"
with someone's drunk cousin.

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So, no cats, but you can have doves
and drunk cousins?

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Okay, obviously we are disagreeing
on a lot of details,

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like where the wedding will be
and how tacky you two want it to be.

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We're tacky?

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You're wearing a tiara
around a convention center.

217
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Well, I am the queen of Christmas.

218
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Oh!

219
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Lady with tacky tiara.

220
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Must be DJ.

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Berta, from Berta's Bridal?

222
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Wait, this is the Berta?

223
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Ah, you've been imitating her
for the last two years.

224
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I've been imitating you
for the last two years, DJ.

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"Oh, my Mylanta, wrong dress."

226
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Wow, she sounds just like you.

227
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Berta sound nothing like DJ.

228
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Uh, so, Berta, are you selling
your dresses here?

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Because we need dresses.

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You want dress?

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Berta give you good deal.

232
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But first, you must do Berta a favor.

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Berta lost her models for runway show.

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Now, you three will be my models.

235
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Oh, well, that's very flattering, Berta,
but we have very limited time here today.

236
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How about I give you
five percent discount?

237
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Not interested.

238
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How about I tell security
you smuggled in a man in a duffel bag?

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Yay, we get to play dress-up.

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Here's your sandwich, Tommy.

241
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No crust, please.

242
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Crust? What, do you think I'm new?
I'm the sandwich guy.

243
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,720
Well, if it isn't Bobby Fischer.

244
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I've been searching for you.

245
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,814
Okay, the only reason you beat me
is because I didn't know you could play.

246
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I let my guard down.

247
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If you say so.

248
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,311
Your condescension enrages me.

249
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Stay here, I'm going to get
my chess board.

250
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,490
Hey, Steve, you got a minute?

251
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:08,776
Yeah, well, I was just commanded
by an 11-year-old not to move

252
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,236
and Tommy's eating a sandwich,
so I'm not going anywhere.

253
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,873
Listen, I need some advice.

254
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,959
I feel like since I got the part
Ramona wanted,

255
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,290
I should drop out of the play.

256
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,294
So do it.

257
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:21,626
But I actually really like being on stage.

258
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,672
It felt kind of cool
to be someone I'm not.

259
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,763
So... don't do it?

260
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,722
But Ramona really wants the part.

261
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:31,893
She's been looking forward
to this for a long time

262
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:33,682
and I just sort of stumbled into it.

263
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,230
No wonder parents are
always so tired.

264
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:40,403
You're right.

265
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,481
I should give it up.

266
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,729
Thanks, Steve,
you're a great problem solver.

267
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:47,237
Hey, well, that's what I'm here for.
I'm not just a pretty face.

268
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:52,328
Hey, Jackson,
I've been thinking about the play.

269
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:54,499
Yeah, Ramona. I've been thinking too.

270
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:55,698
You should drop out.

271
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,868
That's crazy, Jackson was just saying--

272
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,667
Hold on, pretty boy.
I want to hear this.

273
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,957
We both know you really don't care
about this play.

274
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,376
I've been working my butt off for this
for six months

275
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,755
and you come out of the woodwork
and take my part.

276
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,472
Literally, you were supposed to be a tree.

277
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,434
Have you ever thought that I may be
a better singer than you?

278
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,983
No, I never thought that.

279
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:23,774
You have no idea how much effort it takes
to be the lead of a play.

280
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,647
Chances are
you're going to end up quitting.

281
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,952
Uh, I considered it, but now
I'm definitely not doing that.

282
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,574
Guys, I would hate to break up the fun,

283
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,908
but your folks are waiting for you
at the wedding expo.

284
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,084
Fine, I'm out of here.

285
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:39,752
Yeah, I'm out of here too.

286
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,495
Hey, at least we're cool, right?

287
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,132
There's crust.

288
00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:01,306
Well, let's hope Berta's bridal dresses
are better than her bridesmaids' dresses.

289
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,899
We look like flavors of frozen yogurt.

290
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:07,278
By the way, I ordered
a frozen yogurt machine for the wedding.

291
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,612
Where's the reception gonna be?
Chuck E. Cheese?

292
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,735
No, dogs aren't allowed
at Chuck E. Cheese.

293
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,579
There are no dogs allowed at my wedding.

294
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:19,621
And, before you say anything,

295
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,785
we are not having my wedding
at Chuck E. Cheese.

296
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,748
Hey, I'm the one who said no
to Chuck E. Cheese.

297
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:26,415
But now I'm tempted to bring

298
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:29,013
a banjo-playing mechanical rat
to the church.

299
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:34,894
Just stop coming up with crazy ideas
and do what I say.

300
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,715
And there we have it.

301
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,811
Just like DJ, always in charge.

302
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,389
Well, you know what?

303
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,557
I want my wedding to have
a little personality.

304
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:45,765
You want the pumpkin spice latte
of weddings.

305
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,987
How dare you.

306
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:56,741
PSLs are seasonal and delicious
with just the right amount of nutmeg.

307
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:58,994
All your ideas are like...

308
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,535
Bud Light with...

309
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,957
Well, I don't drink beer,
so I can't finish the insult,

310
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,171
but you get my point.

311
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:09,206
DJ, that was the pumpkin spice latte
of comebacks.

312
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:12,054
-See?
-No.

313
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:15,012
Ladies! Ladies!

314
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,299
It's go time!

315
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,175
Big smiles.

316
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:21,767
Or not.

317
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,140
Berta don't care.

318
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,347
Get on stage!

319
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,396
Check.

320
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:35,818
Checkmate.

321
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:37,278
What?

322
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:40,196
Ah! How on Earth did you do that?

323
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,615
It's called skill.

324
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,211
Buy my book.
It's called It's Called Skill.

325
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,245
Great game, Max.

326
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,674
Ironically, that's the name
of my second book.

327
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,132
And, you know...

328
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,875
you weren't so bad yourself.

329
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,045
I mean, just now you were.

330
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,931
But in the last game, you beat me,

331
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,100
fair and square.

332
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:05,642
Man, I wonder how good I'd be
if I'd stuck with it when I was your age.

333
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:07,517
Well, why didn't you?

334
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,607
I mean, you seem to have
a modicum of natural talent.

335
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,692
Why do you sound so surprised?

336
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,071
Well, I mean the only things
I ever knew about you

337
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,405
were that you were
a high school wrestling champion

338
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,950
with an affinity for sandwiches.

339
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:24,079
Not usually the biography
of a grand master.

340
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,960
Well, you know, I guess I let people
think for years that I was just some jock

341
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:32,632
when I was, like, secretly a nerd,
who loved to play chess and...

342
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,092
cook and speak French.

343
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:42,140
How do you say
"Sorry for being a sore loser" in French?

344
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:45,184
You really want to know
or are you just trying to say sorry?

345
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,941
I guess I'm just trying to say I'm sorry.

346
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,567
I'm not used to losing.

347
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,741
I mean, you've met the people
who live in this house.

348
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:58,739
Apology accepted.

349
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:03,544
I've got to say, it's going to be nice
having another brainiac in the house.

350
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,833
I'm really tired of being paired up
for Trivial Pursuit with Jackson.

351
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,081
Or Cosmo.

352
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,050
-I'm glad we got to hang out today.
-Me too.

353
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,642
Question: Are you actually obsessed
with sandwiches

354
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,798
or is that part of your cool guy persona
as well?

355
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,217
Oh, no. I love sandwiches.

356
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,821
Oh, hello, DJ.

357
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:46,199
I didn't know Berta asked you to model.

358
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,500
She didn't.

359
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,578
But I'm giving the people what they want.

360
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,168
Fernando, are you wearing makeup?

361
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,384
Of course. If it's free...

362
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:58,915
it's for me.

363
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:09,637
Typical.

364
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:12,396
Younger sister has to steal the attention.

365
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:16,019
And the older sister has to judge
and tell the younger sister what to do.

366
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,740
Tell you what you're not doing.

367
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,574
A wedding on the beach
with a bunch of dogs in totes.

368
00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:24,373
Well, guess what?

369
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,950
I used to jump on your bed
with my dirty feet.

370
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:28,829
You did not.

371
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,463
Oh, but I did.

372
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,459
You slept in my dirty feet sheets.

373
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:34,962
Monster!

374
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:42,507
Let's find our parents
and get this over with.

375
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,390
Oh, look, karaoke machine.

376
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,930
Here's your chance to blow me away
with your golden voice.

377
00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:53,265
A purple, Prince-themed wedding?
That makes no sense.

378
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:55,903
Well, it does to me because
you wouldn't let me listen to Prince

379
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,151
in our room when we were kids.

380
00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:59,822
The CD had explicit lyrics.

381
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,112
Seriously?

382
00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:04,275
Ladies!

383
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:10,699
You are making a mockery
of the Lower Nob Hill Bridal Expo.

384
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,367
Now, get out of the way
so I can show everyone

385
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,378
what an elegant bridesmaid looks like.

386
00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:19,755
Elegant?

387
00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:22,423
You look like you belong
in Willy Wonka's wedding party.

388
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:25,137
Well, I like it.

389
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:31,480
And Berta said she could make it
into a wedding dress for me.

390
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:33,725
Oh, no, no, no, no.

391
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,810
No, you are not wearing that
at our wedding.

392
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:37,730
-Mm-mmm.
-Oh!

393
00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:40,324
Look who's being controlling now.

394
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,403
What, you want her to wear this
to the wedding?

395
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,607
What? Of course not. It's a disaster.

396
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:48,120
Stop fighting!

397
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,990
I've been waiting for this moment
all day.

398
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:51,292
You know what?

399
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,160
-I knew it was gonna be like this.
-No.

400
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,035
Get off my train!
I'm trying to leave the station.

401
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:03,012
Kimmy!

402
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:04,295
Kimmy!

403
00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:05,966
- Kimmy!
- Kimmy!

404
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:07,006
Kimmy, stop!

405
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:07,934
Kimmy!

406
00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:10,599
-Kimmy!
-Kimmy!

407
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:20,519
We were insane to think we could pull off
a triple wedding.

408
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,567
It was an impossible dream.

409
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:28,655
♪ To dream the impossible dream♪

410
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,579
♪ To fight the unbeatable foe♪

411
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,870
That's who I want singing at my wedding.

412
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:34,914
Me too.

413
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,674
Me three.

414
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:40,251
Finally we agree on something.

415
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:47,383
♪ To run where the brave dare not go♪

416
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:49,217
Jackson?

417
00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:52,642
♪ To right the unrightable wrong♪

418
00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:54,102
That's my son!

419
00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:55,934
That's my nephew.

420
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:59,147
That's my... I don't know what to call it,

421
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,939
but I live in the same house as him.

422
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:05,648
♪ To try when your arms are too weary♪

423
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:11,486
♪ To reach the unreachable star♪

424
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:16,292
Something like that.
The director seemed to enjoy it.

425
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:18,917
That sound came out of you?

426
00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:23,094
I know, I scared myself the first time.

427
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,010
I was wrong.

428
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,428
You have to be the leading player.

429
00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:31,262
I would be honored to be your understudy.

430
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:32,890
For real?

431
00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:34,716
Oh, thank you, Ramona.

432
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:37,309
One more thing...

433
00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:39,192
you're wearing my pants again.

434
00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:46,645
I can't believe this day.

435
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,160
I mean, I don't know
if Jackson singing like Susan Boyle

436
00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:51,908
was the most ridiculous thing
that happened.

437
00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:55,906
I'm sorry.

438
00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:57,746
I'm sorry too.

439
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,670
-We all got out of control.
-Yeah.

440
00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,039
It was scary.

441
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,629
I don't even like it
when we almost fight.

442
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:09,758
Steph, what is it?

443
00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:13,973
I...

444
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,433
never thought I would be someone

445
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,925
that... cared this much
about a wedding, but...

446
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:20,765
I do.

447
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:22,193
And...

448
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,856
the fact that we're
doing it all together, I just...

449
00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:27,477
I want it to be perfect.

450
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,360
Steph, you're getting married.

451
00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:31,782
It is a big deal.

452
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,411
We all want it to be perfect.

453
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:37,655
But at the end of the day...

454
00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:42,865
perfect isn't about table settings
and roses, it's...

455
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:45,036
it's about the three of us

456
00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:48,258
making it to the end of the aisle,
without killing each other.

457
00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:53,589
From now on, we just have to compromise.

458
00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:54,887
And listen.

459
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:55,800
Right.

460
00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:57,853
Aw.

461
00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:00,022
Hmm.

462
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,180
Kimmy, listen to me.

463
00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:03,523
You are not wearing that bird hat.

464
00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:08,614
Fine. DJ, you can wear it.

465
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:14,566
♪ One, two, three, four♪

466
00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:44,726
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la♪