1 00:00:00,713 --> 00:00:03,716 (upbeat synth music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:22,693 --> 00:00:25,279 (ominous music) 5 00:00:29,325 --> 00:00:30,868 - [Steph] Should we order pizza? 6 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,204 - [Greg] Nah, nobody will deliver out here. 7 00:00:33,496 --> 00:00:34,747 - [Jason] Wow, look at all this space. 8 00:00:35,039 --> 00:00:36,415 - [Kyle] This place is huge. 9 00:00:36,749 --> 00:00:39,794 - [Jason] Yeah, how are you able to afford this place? 10 00:00:40,086 --> 00:00:41,963 - [Greg] I got a really great deal on it actually. 11 00:00:42,255 --> 00:00:43,714 And it came furnished. 12 00:00:44,006 --> 00:00:45,466 - [Zed] How'd you get such a good deal? 13 00:00:45,758 --> 00:00:49,220 - Well, you know, it's a pretty crazy story. 14 00:00:50,846 --> 00:00:52,515 If you want to hear it. 15 00:00:52,807 --> 00:00:53,683 - Yeah. 16 00:00:53,975 --> 00:00:54,600 - I like a story. 17 00:00:54,892 --> 00:00:55,601 - All right. 18 00:00:55,893 --> 00:00:56,644 Check it out. 19 00:00:56,936 --> 00:01:01,607 So have you guys ever heard of the Long Island Slashening? 20 00:01:02,525 --> 00:01:03,317 - Oh yeah. 21 00:01:03,609 --> 00:01:06,571 Didn't a bunch of kids get like killed or something? 22 00:01:06,862 --> 00:01:07,613 - Yep. 23 00:01:11,242 --> 00:01:12,034 - No. 24 00:01:12,326 --> 00:01:14,036 This is not the house where it happened. 25 00:01:14,370 --> 00:01:15,871 - Yeah it is, man. 26 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:18,416 - Wait, what is this Slashening thing? 27 00:01:18,708 --> 00:01:22,211 - Okay, so about five years ago, a group of girls 28 00:01:22,503 --> 00:01:24,797 were having a little get together. 29 00:01:25,089 --> 00:01:26,257 Invited some boys over. 30 00:01:26,549 --> 00:01:27,592 Drinking, some drugs. 31 00:01:27,883 --> 00:01:29,385 You know, usual girl stuff. 32 00:01:29,677 --> 00:01:30,886 (scattered laughing) 33 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:33,514 So anyway, the neighbors apparently 34 00:01:33,806 --> 00:01:35,975 got driven insane by this noise 35 00:01:36,267 --> 00:01:39,103 and they came over and slaughtered everyone. 36 00:01:39,395 --> 00:01:41,814 Including a couple pizza guys. 37 00:01:42,857 --> 00:01:47,153 They just picked everyone off one by one by one. 38 00:01:47,445 --> 00:01:50,573 'Til the final two girls, Lucy and Margot, fought back. 39 00:01:50,865 --> 00:01:52,033 Killed them. 40 00:01:52,325 --> 00:01:54,160 But then Lucy snapped. 41 00:01:54,452 --> 00:01:55,703 She killed Margot. 42 00:01:55,995 --> 00:01:57,246 Her best friend. 43 00:01:58,164 --> 00:02:01,167 And she got sent to an insane asylum. 44 00:02:02,543 --> 00:02:05,379 Where she remains to this very day. 45 00:02:06,756 --> 00:02:07,757 Dope, right? 46 00:02:08,049 --> 00:02:09,634 (group laughing) 47 00:02:09,925 --> 00:02:10,676 - [Jason] Come on, that's not true. 48 00:02:10,968 --> 00:02:12,845 - People were murdered in this house? 49 00:02:13,137 --> 00:02:14,388 - Yeah, pretty brutal stuff too. 50 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:15,931 A guy got castrated in the kitchen. 51 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:17,016 - Oh that is nasty. 52 00:02:17,308 --> 00:02:18,017 Come on. 53 00:02:18,309 --> 00:02:21,145 - I don't feel all that comfortable being in a murder house. 54 00:02:21,437 --> 00:02:22,938 - What are you scared of? 55 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:24,190 You scared of some ghosts? 56 00:02:24,482 --> 00:02:25,524 Some ghosts are gonna be here? 57 00:02:25,816 --> 00:02:26,734 (group laughs) 58 00:02:27,026 --> 00:02:28,194 Copycat killers? 59 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:31,530 What, is Lucy gonna find out that people 60 00:02:31,822 --> 00:02:33,449 moved into the house and escape 61 00:02:33,741 --> 00:02:35,284 from the insane asylum and come kill us? 62 00:02:35,576 --> 00:02:38,329 (group laughs) 63 00:02:38,621 --> 00:02:39,705 She's on lockdown! 64 00:02:39,997 --> 00:02:40,665 Come on. 65 00:02:40,956 --> 00:02:41,749 Stop being a scaredy cat. 66 00:02:42,041 --> 00:02:42,958 Let's check out the house. 67 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:43,918 The place is great. 68 00:02:44,210 --> 00:02:44,877 Furnished! 69 00:02:45,169 --> 00:02:47,505 - I'm gonna go get another beer. 70 00:02:47,797 --> 00:02:48,839 - Oh, there's some cold ones 71 00:02:49,131 --> 00:02:50,174 in the fridge in the basement. 72 00:02:50,466 --> 00:02:51,634 - Cool. 73 00:02:51,926 --> 00:02:53,094 - Oh, that is where the neighbor 74 00:02:53,386 --> 00:02:56,472 got dismembered though, so be careful. 75 00:02:57,390 --> 00:02:58,224 - Fuck you. 76 00:02:59,975 --> 00:03:02,603 (ominous music) 77 00:03:19,370 --> 00:03:20,705 No killers down here, right? 78 00:03:20,996 --> 00:03:23,541 Serial or otherwise with the knives 79 00:03:23,833 --> 00:03:25,710 and the claws and the... 80 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:28,170 Lucy! 81 00:03:30,548 --> 00:03:31,173 (cat meows) 82 00:03:31,465 --> 00:03:32,133 Oh shit! 83 00:03:34,468 --> 00:03:35,886 Zed, come on, man. 84 00:03:36,846 --> 00:03:37,930 You're fine. 85 00:03:38,222 --> 00:03:43,102 (ominous music) (killer growling) 86 00:03:47,815 --> 00:03:49,400 Stupid ass story. 87 00:03:49,692 --> 00:03:51,777 (Zed gasps) 88 00:03:57,241 --> 00:04:00,494 (gentle acoustic music) 89 00:04:04,165 --> 00:04:06,459 - Should we really be doing this in the murder house? 90 00:04:06,751 --> 00:04:08,502 - Well maybe we should counter that 91 00:04:08,794 --> 00:04:10,379 by making it a love house. 92 00:04:10,671 --> 00:04:13,382 (couple laughing) 93 00:04:16,177 --> 00:04:18,220 I am crushing this. 94 00:04:18,512 --> 00:04:19,388 Wait, wait. 95 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:20,306 (dramatic sting) 96 00:04:20,598 --> 00:04:21,891 Are you able to consent to this? 97 00:04:22,183 --> 00:04:23,476 - Yes, I am. 98 00:04:23,768 --> 00:04:24,643 - Okay cool. 99 00:04:26,061 --> 00:04:27,229 Wait, wait. 100 00:04:27,521 --> 00:04:28,939 It's just you had a couple beers earlier 101 00:04:29,231 --> 00:04:30,566 and while you're able to say you consent, 102 00:04:30,858 --> 00:04:33,027 you might actually be too impaired to really do so. 103 00:04:33,319 --> 00:04:35,237 - Yeah, I am totally clear-headed. 104 00:04:35,529 --> 00:04:37,323 I definitely consent to this. 105 00:04:37,615 --> 00:04:39,283 - Okay, awesome. 106 00:04:39,575 --> 00:04:40,409 - Oh wait, wait. 107 00:04:40,701 --> 00:04:42,077 You know, you had a couple drinks too. 108 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:43,329 Are you able to consent? 109 00:04:43,621 --> 00:04:45,539 'Cause guys can get taken advantage of too. 110 00:04:45,873 --> 00:04:47,500 - Yes, yes I can. 111 00:04:47,792 --> 00:04:51,253 And babe, thank you for valuing my consent. 112 00:04:54,173 --> 00:04:54,965 Wait. 113 00:04:55,257 --> 00:04:56,717 You know, just to be safe. 114 00:04:57,009 --> 00:05:01,263 Can you tilt your head back and touch your nose? 115 00:05:01,555 --> 00:05:02,097 Okay. 116 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:02,890 - Okay. 117 00:05:03,182 --> 00:05:03,891 - Let's do this. 118 00:05:04,183 --> 00:05:04,892 - Okay. 119 00:05:06,018 --> 00:05:06,685 Okay wait, you know what? 120 00:05:06,977 --> 00:05:07,561 Just one more thing. 121 00:05:07,853 --> 00:05:09,271 To be 100% positive let's both 122 00:05:09,563 --> 00:05:12,233 say the alphabet together backwards. 123 00:05:12,525 --> 00:05:16,237 - Z-Y-X, W-V-U, T-S-R, Q, - Z-Y-X, W-V-U, T-S-R, Q, 124 00:05:16,529 --> 00:05:19,740 - P-O-N, M-L-K, J-l-H, G, - P-O-N, M-L-K, J-l-H, G, 125 00:05:20,032 --> 00:05:21,909 - F-E-D, C-B-A. - F-E-D, C-B-A. 126 00:05:22,201 --> 00:05:24,954 - Great, so we're both def sober and able to consent. 127 00:05:25,246 --> 00:05:26,831 - Let's have some intercourse. 128 00:05:27,122 --> 00:05:28,958 - Okay, this is so hot. 129 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:33,712 - Why'd you turn the light on? 130 00:05:34,004 --> 00:05:35,464 - I didn't, I thought you did. 131 00:05:35,756 --> 00:05:37,091 (ominous music) 132 00:05:37,383 --> 00:05:39,844 (couple gasps) 133 00:05:54,608 --> 00:05:55,734 - I can't believe two people 134 00:05:56,026 --> 00:05:58,279 were murdered in this very garage. 135 00:05:58,571 --> 00:06:00,030 It's just so, so... 136 00:06:00,322 --> 00:06:00,906 - Crazy. 137 00:06:01,198 --> 00:06:01,740 - Hot. 138 00:06:02,032 --> 00:06:02,867 - What? 139 00:06:03,158 --> 00:06:04,410 - Yeah, like what if their ghosts 140 00:06:04,702 --> 00:06:06,620 are like trapped in this garage? 141 00:06:06,912 --> 00:06:09,081 You know, like for all eternity. 142 00:06:09,373 --> 00:06:12,084 What if they're watching us right now? 143 00:06:12,376 --> 00:06:13,043 I want some dick. 144 00:06:13,335 --> 00:06:13,878 Pull it out. 145 00:06:14,169 --> 00:06:15,421 - Okay, sure. 146 00:06:15,713 --> 00:06:17,506 You know, I don't want anyone watching, 147 00:06:17,798 --> 00:06:20,551 but who am I to refuse a little head? 148 00:06:20,843 --> 00:06:22,136 - Oh my god, you're uncircumcised? 149 00:06:22,428 --> 00:06:23,220 - Yeah, it's not a problem is it? 150 00:06:23,512 --> 00:06:24,513 - No, it's the best. 151 00:06:24,805 --> 00:06:25,806 We can dock dicks. 152 00:06:26,098 --> 00:06:26,724 - Oh, okay. 153 00:06:27,016 --> 00:06:27,600 Yeah, we can do that. 154 00:06:27,892 --> 00:06:28,392 - Yeah. 155 00:06:28,684 --> 00:06:29,184 - Okay, sure. 156 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:30,060 - Go dick tip to dick tip. 157 00:06:30,352 --> 00:06:31,979 Now pull your foreskin over. 158 00:06:32,271 --> 00:06:33,022 Oh fuck. 159 00:06:34,231 --> 00:06:35,357 We're docked. 160 00:06:35,649 --> 00:06:36,233 We're docked! 161 00:06:36,525 --> 00:06:37,109 - Yes, fuck. 162 00:06:37,401 --> 00:06:38,861 - Oh fuck yeah. 163 00:06:39,153 --> 00:06:40,529 Oh fuck. 164 00:06:40,821 --> 00:06:41,572 Oh yeah. 165 00:06:42,615 --> 00:06:45,951 - (sarcastically) Yeah, oh yeah. 166 00:06:46,243 --> 00:06:46,911 Can we fuck? 167 00:06:47,202 --> 00:06:48,078 Can you fuck me? 168 00:06:48,370 --> 00:06:49,955 I could turn around or something. 169 00:06:50,247 --> 00:06:51,123 - No no no, we are fucking. 170 00:06:51,415 --> 00:06:51,999 - We're fucking? 171 00:06:52,291 --> 00:06:53,292 - Dick hole to dick hole. 172 00:06:53,584 --> 00:06:54,168 Cock on cock. 173 00:06:54,460 --> 00:06:55,586 It's like our souls are touching. 174 00:06:55,878 --> 00:06:56,921 Oh my god, now look me in the eye. 175 00:06:57,212 --> 00:06:58,380 Look me in the eye. 176 00:06:58,672 --> 00:06:59,590 No no, don't blink! 177 00:06:59,882 --> 00:07:00,591 Don't blink, it'll go soft! 178 00:07:00,883 --> 00:07:01,467 - Okay, yeah. 179 00:07:01,759 --> 00:07:02,551 Yeah, okay. 180 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:04,094 - Oh yeah. 181 00:07:04,386 --> 00:07:04,929 - Okay. 182 00:07:05,220 --> 00:07:05,804 - Fuck yeah. 183 00:07:06,138 --> 00:07:08,265 (dramatic sting) 184 00:07:08,557 --> 00:07:11,685 (nail gun firing) (loud squish) 185 00:07:11,977 --> 00:07:12,603 - Our dicks! 186 00:07:12,895 --> 00:07:14,313 There's a nail through our dicks! 187 00:07:14,605 --> 00:07:15,773 - Who the fuck is that? 188 00:07:16,106 --> 00:07:17,775 (guys scream) 189 00:07:18,067 --> 00:07:18,943 - No don't pull away! 190 00:07:19,234 --> 00:07:20,194 You're pulling my dick! 191 00:07:20,486 --> 00:07:25,366 (guys screaming) (warped music) 192 00:07:30,829 --> 00:07:33,248 (loud squish) 193 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:34,291 No, please, stop! 194 00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:35,501 Don't, no no no, please! 195 00:07:35,793 --> 00:07:36,418 Why are you doing this? 196 00:07:36,710 --> 00:07:37,252 My dick! 197 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:38,504 My beautiful beautiful dick! 198 00:07:38,796 --> 00:07:39,463 Please don't! 199 00:07:39,755 --> 00:07:40,589 (nail gun firing) 200 00:07:40,923 --> 00:07:42,758 - No, no, no no no no no. 201 00:07:45,678 --> 00:07:46,971 (sobs) Why? 202 00:07:47,262 --> 00:07:49,181 (nail gun firing) 203 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:52,142 (ominous music) 204 00:08:07,616 --> 00:08:09,618 - Zed's been gone for a really long time, right? 205 00:08:09,910 --> 00:08:12,162 I mean how long does it take to get beers from the basement? 206 00:08:12,454 --> 00:08:14,331 - I mean he's probably just fucking around down there. 207 00:08:14,623 --> 00:08:15,249 Who cares? 208 00:08:15,541 --> 00:08:16,792 We don't need beer anyway! 209 00:08:17,084 --> 00:08:19,837 Because I got us a bottle of wine. 210 00:08:21,922 --> 00:08:22,673 Yep. 211 00:08:23,841 --> 00:08:25,092 Wine is the best. 212 00:08:25,384 --> 00:08:26,385 (Greg laughs) 213 00:08:26,677 --> 00:08:28,345 You know, I took a class trip 214 00:08:28,637 --> 00:08:31,390 with the French club to Paris. 215 00:08:31,682 --> 00:08:33,100 Back in high school, so I know 216 00:08:33,392 --> 00:08:35,477 a little bit about the ol' vino there. 217 00:08:35,769 --> 00:08:37,730 (suspense music) 218 00:08:38,022 --> 00:08:38,772 Yeah. 219 00:08:39,064 --> 00:08:41,442 You know you can't just use regular grapes? 220 00:08:41,734 --> 00:08:43,068 Oh this is an excellent vintage. 221 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:44,445 Yeah, you gotta get special grapes. 222 00:08:44,737 --> 00:08:45,738 Not everybody knows that. 223 00:08:46,030 --> 00:08:46,739 You know? 224 00:08:47,698 --> 00:08:48,490 So. 225 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:54,163 It really is a drink for more sophisticated people. 226 00:08:54,455 --> 00:08:55,914 Good thing we are they. 227 00:08:56,206 --> 00:08:56,874 Right? 228 00:08:57,207 --> 00:08:57,958 Right babe? 229 00:09:06,508 --> 00:09:07,259 Hannah? 230 00:09:09,803 --> 00:09:11,555 Hannah where'd you go? 231 00:09:16,268 --> 00:09:18,854 (ominous music) 232 00:09:39,708 --> 00:09:41,001 Hannah? 233 00:09:41,293 --> 00:09:42,461 You down there? 234 00:09:51,261 --> 00:09:55,265 This isn't one of Zed's dumb little tricks is it? 235 00:09:56,433 --> 00:09:58,560 'Cause I'm not falling for that. 236 00:09:58,852 --> 00:09:59,645 I've been to Paris. 237 00:09:59,978 --> 00:10:00,729 You can't fool me. 238 00:10:01,021 --> 00:10:02,856 (chuckles) Come on. 239 00:10:03,148 --> 00:10:03,816 All right guys, come on. 240 00:10:04,108 --> 00:10:04,858 Stop. 241 00:10:05,150 --> 00:10:06,610 Stop playing games. 242 00:10:08,278 --> 00:10:09,029 Just opened this wine. 243 00:10:09,321 --> 00:10:12,199 We gotta drink it before it expires. 244 00:10:14,868 --> 00:10:16,453 Come on, guys. 245 00:10:16,745 --> 00:10:17,913 Where'd you go? 246 00:10:18,205 --> 00:10:19,581 Oh, this guy. 247 00:10:19,873 --> 00:10:22,835 Fucking hiding in the corner, man. 248 00:10:23,127 --> 00:10:24,461 Oh my God! 249 00:10:24,753 --> 00:10:26,046 What the fuck? 250 00:10:26,338 --> 00:10:27,589 Oh shit! 251 00:10:27,881 --> 00:10:28,674 Oh my god! 252 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:31,635 Oh my god. 253 00:10:31,927 --> 00:10:34,972 (haunting choir melody) 254 00:10:36,890 --> 00:10:39,393 (Greg screams) 255 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:53,782 Oh, okay. 256 00:10:54,116 --> 00:10:56,410 (Greg screams) 257 00:11:01,373 --> 00:11:04,960 - All my friends and acquaintances are dead! 258 00:11:05,878 --> 00:11:08,380 (Greg screams) 259 00:11:10,382 --> 00:11:11,300 Man, who are you? 260 00:11:11,592 --> 00:11:12,843 Why are you doing this? 261 00:11:13,177 --> 00:11:14,428 No! 262 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:15,429 Stop! 263 00:11:16,346 --> 00:11:17,055 No, stop, no! 264 00:11:17,347 --> 00:11:17,973 Please don't! 265 00:11:18,265 --> 00:11:19,391 No, please don't! 266 00:11:19,683 --> 00:11:20,350 Please don't. 267 00:11:20,642 --> 00:11:21,351 What are you doing? 268 00:11:21,643 --> 00:11:22,644 Don't do this! 269 00:11:23,812 --> 00:11:25,397 Don't do this! 270 00:11:25,689 --> 00:11:26,732 Don't do this! 271 00:11:27,858 --> 00:11:29,109 No, please don't! 272 00:11:29,443 --> 00:11:30,068 Please don't! 273 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,111 Please don't. 274 00:11:31,403 --> 00:11:31,945 Dude. 275 00:11:32,237 --> 00:11:33,947 Dude, dude, you're not doing it right. 276 00:11:34,239 --> 00:11:36,116 You gotta, you're pressing way too hard. 277 00:11:36,408 --> 00:11:37,951 You just gotta hold it firm. 278 00:11:38,243 --> 00:11:40,287 Hold it firm, but glide it with your wrist. 279 00:11:40,579 --> 00:11:42,289 Use more wrist. 280 00:11:42,581 --> 00:11:43,165 Glide. 281 00:11:43,457 --> 00:11:43,999 Glide it. 282 00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:44,833 Strike it. 283 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:45,667 Yeah. 284 00:11:45,959 --> 00:11:46,877 No. 285 00:11:47,169 --> 00:11:49,213 Make it count 'cause you're running out of matches. 286 00:11:49,504 --> 00:11:50,547 Okay? 287 00:11:50,839 --> 00:11:51,548 Come on. 288 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:52,758 Oop, there goes your match. 289 00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:53,800 There's your last one. 290 00:11:54,092 --> 00:11:55,260 You didn't get it. 291 00:11:55,552 --> 00:11:57,888 (Greg laughs) 292 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:07,648 No. 293 00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:08,482 Oh no. 294 00:12:08,774 --> 00:12:09,441 No. 295 00:12:09,733 --> 00:12:10,317 No! 296 00:12:10,609 --> 00:12:11,109 No! 297 00:12:11,401 --> 00:12:12,027 No! 298 00:12:16,073 --> 00:12:17,366 (rock music) 299 00:12:17,699 --> 00:12:22,621 ♪ You are not my best friend times infinity ♪ 300 00:12:23,664 --> 00:12:25,499 ♪ For realsies ♪ 301 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,627 ♪ I'm being serious ♪ 302 00:12:32,756 --> 00:12:34,258 - [Reporter] That was the scene last night 303 00:12:34,549 --> 00:12:36,635 as a house in Long Island was burned to the ground. 304 00:12:36,927 --> 00:12:38,345 Investigators found the bodies 305 00:12:38,637 --> 00:12:40,889 of seven people believed to have been murdered. 306 00:12:41,223 --> 00:12:43,308 This is the same house that had been the scene 307 00:12:43,642 --> 00:12:46,311 of the Long Island Slashening just five years earlier. 308 00:12:46,645 --> 00:12:48,480 So far authorities have no suspects. 309 00:12:48,772 --> 00:12:51,817 - (singsong) Madison. 310 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:00,617 Madison. 311 00:13:06,999 --> 00:13:07,916 How are you? 312 00:13:10,794 --> 00:13:12,546 I heard the news. 313 00:13:12,838 --> 00:13:13,672 - I'm fine. 314 00:13:18,427 --> 00:13:19,219 No I'm not. 315 00:13:22,681 --> 00:13:25,517 This just brings up a lot of bad memories, so. 316 00:13:25,809 --> 00:13:27,853 - The past is the past, girl. 317 00:13:28,186 --> 00:13:30,397 You can't keep living it. 318 00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:32,482 Try living here. 319 00:13:32,774 --> 00:13:33,525 Now. 320 00:13:35,444 --> 00:13:40,365 You moved in two months ago and you still haven't unpacked. 321 00:13:40,824 --> 00:13:43,535 - It's just really hard to let go. 322 00:13:49,374 --> 00:13:53,128 - You wanna know why they called today the present? 323 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:54,171 Because. 324 00:13:55,714 --> 00:13:58,925 (whispers) It's a gift. 325 00:14:05,766 --> 00:14:09,519 - There might be someone who could maybe help. 326 00:14:13,982 --> 00:14:14,691 - Welcome. 327 00:14:15,776 --> 00:14:16,485 I'm Pat. 328 00:14:17,444 --> 00:14:18,987 I see some new faces here. 329 00:14:19,279 --> 00:14:21,114 And a few old friends. 330 00:14:21,406 --> 00:14:23,825 But we're all here for one reason. 331 00:14:24,117 --> 00:14:25,452 To heal. 332 00:14:25,744 --> 00:14:26,495 Together. 333 00:14:27,746 --> 00:14:31,917 And the first step in that process is sharing our stories. 334 00:14:32,209 --> 00:14:34,586 To break the ice, I'll start. 335 00:14:36,546 --> 00:14:37,714 I was one of the few survivors 336 00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:40,133 of the Long Island Slashening. 337 00:14:40,425 --> 00:14:42,219 I saw most of my friends brutally murdered, 338 00:14:42,511 --> 00:14:45,180 had scalding hot water poured all over my face, 339 00:14:45,472 --> 00:14:47,432 my left eye ripped out of my skull, 340 00:14:47,724 --> 00:14:50,560 my penis severed and shoved in my mouth. 341 00:14:50,852 --> 00:14:52,604 But I'm alive, dangit. 342 00:14:54,064 --> 00:14:56,316 And I'm a better man for it. 343 00:14:56,608 --> 00:14:57,275 - I'm Scott. 344 00:14:57,567 --> 00:14:59,736 (chuckles nervously) 345 00:15:00,028 --> 00:15:04,866 I've had some problems with substances and stuff like that. 346 00:15:06,868 --> 00:15:08,328 My dad did too, so. 347 00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:12,541 But now I'm learning how to channel 348 00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:15,961 all that negative energy into my music. 349 00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:19,506 It's great, man. 350 00:15:19,798 --> 00:15:20,966 - I'm Link. 351 00:15:21,258 --> 00:15:24,344 And yeah, life seemed pretty all right. 352 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:26,930 Or whatever. 353 00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:32,477 And then one day I was like what if this is all a dream? 354 00:15:33,728 --> 00:15:34,855 You know? 355 00:15:35,147 --> 00:15:38,442 Like, how do we know what's really real? 356 00:15:39,568 --> 00:15:40,485 Or not real. 357 00:15:42,779 --> 00:15:44,239 And it's like whoa. 358 00:15:45,198 --> 00:15:46,199 - So I'm Viv. 359 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:48,869 - And I'm Bex. 360 00:15:49,161 --> 00:15:50,620 - And we're here by court order. 361 00:15:50,912 --> 00:15:52,080 - For something stupid. 362 00:15:52,372 --> 00:15:53,206 - So stupid. 363 00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:55,000 - Vehicular homicide? 364 00:15:55,292 --> 00:15:56,835 - It sounds like we killed a car. 365 00:15:57,127 --> 00:15:58,628 - Yeah, instead of an old man who didn't know 366 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,173 how to look both ways before crossing the street. 367 00:16:01,465 --> 00:16:02,757 - It's all Trent's fault. 368 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:03,633 - Fuck Trent! 369 00:16:03,925 --> 00:16:04,843 - Fuck him hard. 370 00:16:05,135 --> 00:16:06,303 - So hard. 371 00:16:06,595 --> 00:16:08,096 - Trent dared us to go down on each other 372 00:16:08,388 --> 00:16:09,347 while we were driving. 373 00:16:09,639 --> 00:16:10,807 - Which is really hard to do. 374 00:16:11,099 --> 00:16:13,518 - So of course we couldn't see where we were going. 375 00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:14,352 - Duh! 376 00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:15,228 - Duh! 377 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:16,396 - Trent should be the one going to these meetings. 378 00:16:16,688 --> 00:16:17,230 Not us. 379 00:16:17,522 --> 00:16:19,816 - Instead he's "in a coma". 380 00:16:20,108 --> 00:16:20,734 - Lucky. 381 00:16:21,026 --> 00:16:22,569 - He's so lucky. 382 00:16:22,861 --> 00:16:23,945 - My dad's a lawyer and he fixed it 383 00:16:24,237 --> 00:16:25,864 so instead of jail we had to go to counseling. 384 00:16:26,156 --> 00:16:28,116 - We shouldn't have to do anything. 385 00:16:28,408 --> 00:16:29,743 We said we were sorry. 386 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,536 - And we meant it. 387 00:16:31,828 --> 00:16:33,413 - Your dad is a shitty lawyer. 388 00:16:33,705 --> 00:16:34,873 - So shitty, I hate him. 389 00:16:35,165 --> 00:16:38,835 - Now I personally have never felt any sort of grief. 390 00:16:39,127 --> 00:16:40,462 Ever. 391 00:16:40,754 --> 00:16:42,005 And that's just one of the privileges 392 00:16:42,297 --> 00:16:44,799 of being a privileged cis white male. 393 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,135 But I understand that my kind has created 394 00:16:47,427 --> 00:16:49,262 nothing but damage in this world. 395 00:16:49,554 --> 00:16:52,599 Which is why I am here to understand. 396 00:16:53,850 --> 00:16:55,936 And to listen and to be with you. 397 00:16:56,228 --> 00:16:58,146 So ladies in particular. 398 00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:04,194 If you ever need to talk, I've got two good ears. 399 00:17:04,486 --> 00:17:06,446 And I'm not gonna listen to you. 400 00:17:06,738 --> 00:17:07,781 No. 401 00:17:08,073 --> 00:17:09,699 I'm gonna hear you. 402 00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:11,201 Because that's the only way we're going 403 00:17:11,493 --> 00:17:14,204 to make this world a better place. 404 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,706 By the way, I'm Dylan. 405 00:17:16,998 --> 00:17:17,707 - I'm Cher. 406 00:17:17,999 --> 00:17:20,168 And when I was six years old my family 407 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:23,672 was murdered on Christmas morning. 408 00:17:23,964 --> 00:17:27,133 I found their bodies surrounded by presents. 409 00:17:27,425 --> 00:17:30,595 Of which my sister got more than I did. 410 00:17:31,888 --> 00:17:34,808 Anyway, no killer was ever found. 411 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:37,435 After that I spent four years at an orphanage 412 00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:40,772 where I was picked on on a daily basis. 413 00:17:42,315 --> 00:17:45,235 And then everyone there was murdered except for me. 414 00:17:45,527 --> 00:17:48,321 In the same violent fashion as my family. 415 00:17:48,613 --> 00:17:51,908 And after that, I just went from place to place, 416 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,120 unsolved murder after unsolved murder. 417 00:17:56,413 --> 00:17:57,706 Until I met Pat. 418 00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:04,170 You know, Pat really really helped me open up. 419 00:18:04,504 --> 00:18:09,426 And he is the only person in this world that I don't hate. 420 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:14,097 And if anyone ever tried to hurt Pat, well. 421 00:18:14,389 --> 00:18:15,223 I would. 422 00:18:15,557 --> 00:18:17,726 I would, I would, I would... 423 00:18:19,102 --> 00:18:22,814 I would take the Christmas lights off the Christmas tree 424 00:18:23,106 --> 00:18:26,568 and I would strangle that person really tight. 425 00:18:26,901 --> 00:18:30,238 And then I would hang 'em by the evergreen bell. 426 00:18:30,572 --> 00:18:34,242 And then I'd take the tree and the star off the tree 427 00:18:34,576 --> 00:18:37,537 and I would cut 'em from neck to naval and just 428 00:18:37,829 --> 00:18:41,458 watch the blood just gushing down onto the carpet. 429 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:42,375 Or- 430 00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:43,251 - Uh, Cher? 431 00:18:43,543 --> 00:18:44,377 - Yeah? 432 00:18:44,669 --> 00:18:45,378 - Cher. 433 00:18:46,713 --> 00:18:47,297 - Oh yeah. 434 00:18:47,589 --> 00:18:48,298 Sorry. 435 00:18:49,883 --> 00:18:50,634 - I'm Ben. 436 00:18:51,968 --> 00:18:52,719 My son... 437 00:18:55,764 --> 00:18:58,975 I lost my son to an act of violence. 438 00:18:59,267 --> 00:19:02,395 (dramatic music) 439 00:19:02,687 --> 00:19:04,481 He was my world, he was my whole... 440 00:19:04,773 --> 00:19:06,232 I'm not ready to do this right now, okay? 441 00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:07,859 I'm not, I can't. 442 00:19:08,151 --> 00:19:09,152 - Are you sure, dude? 443 00:19:09,444 --> 00:19:10,111 - Sure of what? 444 00:19:10,403 --> 00:19:14,240 - Like, are you sure that your son died? 445 00:19:14,532 --> 00:19:16,993 Or like, that you ever even had a son? 446 00:19:17,285 --> 00:19:19,829 You know, like what if you dreamed it? 447 00:19:20,121 --> 00:19:23,291 You know, it's like perception is reality. 448 00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:24,250 You know? 449 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:26,878 - Fuck. 450 00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:27,796 You. 451 00:19:28,088 --> 00:19:30,548 - Hey, why don't we move along? 452 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,217 - Hi, I am Madison. 453 00:19:33,885 --> 00:19:38,264 I also have a history with the Long Island Slashening. 454 00:19:41,309 --> 00:19:43,520 My dad owned a pizza place. 455 00:19:43,812 --> 00:19:44,979 It was pretty successful. 456 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,440 It's fun, it's like a family thing. 457 00:19:47,732 --> 00:19:49,317 And then one night he sent 458 00:19:49,609 --> 00:19:52,362 a delivery boy out to deliver a pizza. 459 00:19:52,654 --> 00:19:55,365 And the delivery boy did not come back 460 00:19:55,657 --> 00:19:57,951 and dad just thought like okay, 461 00:19:58,243 --> 00:20:00,161 he probably quit or something, 462 00:20:00,453 --> 00:20:02,497 or like doesn't wanna work here anymore. 463 00:20:02,789 --> 00:20:04,332 Whatever reason, he didn't come back. 464 00:20:04,624 --> 00:20:07,460 So he sent out another delivery boy. 465 00:20:08,461 --> 00:20:10,088 But then the same thing happened. 466 00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:12,048 That boy didn't come back and so my dad 467 00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:14,342 sent out another one and another one 468 00:20:14,634 --> 00:20:17,137 until he had sent out his whole staff. 469 00:20:17,429 --> 00:20:20,181 And all of them had been murdered. 470 00:20:23,727 --> 00:20:25,729 And that was really hard for him. 471 00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:29,065 He kind of fell into a really deep depression after that. 472 00:20:29,357 --> 00:20:30,567 It kind of ruined him. 473 00:20:30,859 --> 00:20:32,902 (dramatic acoustic melody) 474 00:20:33,194 --> 00:20:36,948 One day I like came home early from school and. 475 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,324 (gunshot fires) 476 00:20:38,616 --> 00:20:40,910 (loud ringing) 477 00:20:44,205 --> 00:20:48,585 He angled it wrong, so it like went through his cheek. 478 00:20:48,877 --> 00:20:51,045 But him kind of like missing 479 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:54,257 made him become even more depressed. 480 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,219 (Madison knocks) 481 00:20:58,511 --> 00:20:59,971 (doorknob jiggles) 482 00:21:00,263 --> 00:21:02,640 (knocking and jiggling) 483 00:21:02,974 --> 00:21:04,726 (loud ringing) 484 00:21:05,018 --> 00:21:09,272 He like went across the street instead of down the street. 485 00:21:09,564 --> 00:21:11,775 So that actually gave me enough time to get 486 00:21:12,066 --> 00:21:16,070 an ambulance to come and save him, save his life. 487 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:20,325 But I think that really made him hit rock bottom. 488 00:21:27,499 --> 00:21:28,875 - Walked in on him trying to take 489 00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,753 all of my UTI prescription meds. 490 00:21:34,589 --> 00:21:35,924 But then one day. 491 00:21:40,011 --> 00:21:41,429 - He hung himself? 492 00:21:43,181 --> 00:21:43,932 - Sort of? 493 00:21:45,099 --> 00:21:47,852 (sexual moaning) 494 00:21:48,186 --> 00:21:50,772 Autoerotic asphyxiation had given him 495 00:21:51,064 --> 00:21:54,943 a new love of life if you believe it or not. 496 00:21:55,276 --> 00:21:58,863 So he actually wasn't depressed anymore. 497 00:21:59,155 --> 00:22:01,616 He had really found like what made him happy. 498 00:22:01,908 --> 00:22:02,700 - Ew. - Ew. 499 00:22:04,244 --> 00:22:05,495 - Thanks, girls. 500 00:22:07,872 --> 00:22:09,499 - Hey, Madison right? 501 00:22:09,791 --> 00:22:10,375 - Yeah. 502 00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:11,334 - Oh cool. 503 00:22:11,626 --> 00:22:12,710 Just so you know. 504 00:22:13,002 --> 00:22:14,879 If you ever want to talk about those feelings 505 00:22:15,171 --> 00:22:16,965 that you were kind of getting into today 506 00:22:17,257 --> 00:22:19,968 and grab a cup of coffee, I'm totally down. 507 00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:20,802 - Oh, cool. 508 00:22:21,094 --> 00:22:21,594 Thank you. 509 00:22:21,886 --> 00:22:22,470 - Yeah, no problem. 510 00:22:22,762 --> 00:22:23,304 Hey, great session. 511 00:22:23,596 --> 00:22:24,722 - Oh, thanks. 512 00:22:25,014 --> 00:22:25,598 - Yeah, see you. 513 00:22:25,890 --> 00:22:26,599 - Bye. 514 00:22:27,642 --> 00:22:29,894 - So not too bad, right? 515 00:22:30,186 --> 00:22:31,771 - No, this place is great. 516 00:22:32,063 --> 00:22:33,565 - Yeah, it used to be a methadone clinic 517 00:22:33,898 --> 00:22:35,316 before they cleaned up the neighborhood 518 00:22:35,608 --> 00:22:38,695 and now it's a place that helps people. 519 00:22:40,905 --> 00:22:43,575 - It wasn't easy talking about my dad today. 520 00:22:43,867 --> 00:22:44,617 - Yeah. 521 00:22:45,869 --> 00:22:48,538 - So, hey, if you want to go grab coffee 522 00:22:48,830 --> 00:22:50,373 and talk about some more of those feelings- 523 00:22:50,665 --> 00:22:51,708 - Fuck off! 524 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:52,750 - But I'm glad I did. 525 00:22:53,042 --> 00:22:54,085 - Great session. 526 00:22:54,377 --> 00:22:56,921 - Yeah, you know, talking helps. 527 00:22:58,047 --> 00:23:00,341 Without a great support system I don't know 528 00:23:00,633 --> 00:23:03,553 how I would've ever gotten over my, you know. 529 00:23:03,845 --> 00:23:04,679 - Castration. 530 00:23:04,971 --> 00:23:05,471 - Yeah. 531 00:23:05,763 --> 00:23:06,347 - And losing your eye. 532 00:23:06,639 --> 00:23:07,432 - Also yeah. 533 00:23:09,183 --> 00:23:11,477 - So ladies, what are you up to later? 534 00:23:11,769 --> 00:23:12,312 Do you wanna- 535 00:23:12,645 --> 00:23:14,522 - Fuck off! - Fuck off! 536 00:23:14,814 --> 00:23:15,481 - All right, great session. 537 00:23:15,773 --> 00:23:16,649 I'll see you next week. 538 00:23:16,941 --> 00:23:20,737 - Anyway, I feel like we're kind of bonded in a way. 539 00:23:21,029 --> 00:23:24,073 Both affected by same tragedy, you know? 540 00:23:24,365 --> 00:23:24,991 - Right. 541 00:23:25,283 --> 00:23:26,868 Yeah, I guess we are. 542 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,620 - Yeah. - Yeah. 543 00:23:28,912 --> 00:23:31,664 - If you ever need to talk even outside of the group, 544 00:23:31,956 --> 00:23:33,333 you know, you can always give me- 545 00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:34,334 - Pat! 546 00:23:35,251 --> 00:23:37,337 I'm feeling emotional. 547 00:23:37,629 --> 00:23:38,296 Comfort me now. 548 00:23:38,588 --> 00:23:39,255 - Oh yeah, of course. 549 00:23:39,547 --> 00:23:40,089 Right away. 550 00:23:40,381 --> 00:23:41,299 Hey, talk later? 551 00:23:41,591 --> 00:23:42,425 - Yeah, I'd appreciate that. 552 00:23:42,717 --> 00:23:43,301 - Great. 553 00:23:43,593 --> 00:23:44,302 - Thanks. 554 00:23:46,888 --> 00:23:47,472 - Hey. 555 00:23:47,805 --> 00:23:48,723 - Oh hey. 556 00:23:49,057 --> 00:23:53,144 - My band's playing a show tonight if anybody wants to come. 557 00:23:53,436 --> 00:23:54,479 It'd be great to see you there. 558 00:23:54,771 --> 00:23:55,647 - Oh, cool. 559 00:23:55,939 --> 00:23:56,814 Cool. 560 00:23:57,106 --> 00:23:57,690 - All right. 561 00:23:57,982 --> 00:23:58,566 - All right. 562 00:23:58,858 --> 00:23:59,400 Bye. 563 00:23:59,692 --> 00:24:00,360 See you. 564 00:24:01,861 --> 00:24:04,697 (foreboding music) 565 00:24:08,826 --> 00:24:11,829 - So what's good with your rock star? 566 00:24:13,331 --> 00:24:14,499 - I don't know. 567 00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:17,502 He seems nice. 568 00:24:17,794 --> 00:24:18,628 Very sweet. 569 00:24:19,879 --> 00:24:20,672 Very sweet. 570 00:24:22,173 --> 00:24:24,676 - So you gonna hit up his show? 571 00:24:26,678 --> 00:24:27,887 - I don't know. 572 00:24:28,179 --> 00:24:31,641 I mean there's so many things going on in my head right now. 573 00:24:31,933 --> 00:24:34,727 I don't know if I'm ready for boys just right now- 574 00:24:35,019 --> 00:24:35,937 - All of it, Madison. 575 00:24:36,229 --> 00:24:36,854 All of it. 576 00:24:37,146 --> 00:24:37,855 - What? 577 00:24:38,147 --> 00:24:40,650 - All your pain, all your love. 578 00:24:42,110 --> 00:24:43,277 All your fears. 579 00:24:44,779 --> 00:24:46,489 Locked up in this jar. 580 00:24:47,949 --> 00:24:50,076 And that jar is your heart. 581 00:24:51,619 --> 00:24:52,829 You just need to find the right man 582 00:24:53,121 --> 00:24:56,207 go ahead and open up that jar for you. 583 00:24:59,836 --> 00:25:02,422 (crowd chatter) 584 00:25:19,647 --> 00:25:21,107 - Oh man, I am so pumped for this show. 585 00:25:21,441 --> 00:25:23,359 I'm the biggest Joe head in the world. 586 00:25:23,693 --> 00:25:24,902 How many of their shows have you been to? 587 00:25:25,194 --> 00:25:26,612 - This is my first one. 588 00:25:26,904 --> 00:25:27,697 - Wow. 589 00:25:27,989 --> 00:25:29,907 Prepare to be blown away. 590 00:25:31,617 --> 00:25:32,326 They're starting. 591 00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:34,579 - [Lead Singer] Thank you. 592 00:25:34,871 --> 00:25:35,621 (acoustic guitar melody) 593 00:25:35,913 --> 00:25:38,624 ♪ Hey ♪ 594 00:25:38,916 --> 00:25:42,045 ♪ Hey ♪ 595 00:25:42,336 --> 00:25:45,465 ♪ Hey ♪ 596 00:25:45,757 --> 00:25:49,010 ♪ Hey ♪ 597 00:25:49,302 --> 00:25:50,845 ♪ Hey ♪ 598 00:25:51,137 --> 00:25:54,182 ♪ Hey hey ♪ 599 00:25:54,474 --> 00:25:57,685 ♪ Hey hey ♪ 600 00:25:57,977 --> 00:26:00,980 ♪ Hey hey ♪ 601 00:26:01,272 --> 00:26:04,400 ♪ Hey hey ♪ 602 00:26:04,692 --> 00:26:07,862 ♪ Hey hey ♪ 603 00:26:08,154 --> 00:26:11,282 ♪ Hey hey ♪ 604 00:26:11,574 --> 00:26:14,786 ♪ Hey hey ♪ 605 00:26:15,078 --> 00:26:19,999 ♪ Hey hey ♪ 606 00:26:22,502 --> 00:26:24,212 ♪ Hey hey, hey ♪ 607 00:26:24,504 --> 00:26:25,379 ♪ Hey ♪ 608 00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:27,548 ♪ Hey hey, hey ♪ 609 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:28,800 ♪ Hey ♪ 610 00:26:29,092 --> 00:26:31,135 ♪ Hey hey, hey ♪ 611 00:26:31,427 --> 00:26:32,261 ♪ Hey ♪ 612 00:26:32,553 --> 00:26:34,514 ♪ Hey hey ♪ 613 00:26:34,806 --> 00:26:38,810 ♪ Hey, hey hey hey ♪ 614 00:26:39,102 --> 00:26:42,188 ♪ Hey hey ♪ 615 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:46,859 ♪ Hey hey ♪ 616 00:26:47,151 --> 00:26:49,904 ♪ Come on now, hey hey everyone ♪ 617 00:26:50,196 --> 00:26:51,656 ♪ Everybody, everyone ♪ 618 00:26:51,948 --> 00:26:53,574 ♪ Everyone hey, come on now hey ♪ 619 00:26:53,866 --> 00:26:54,575 ♪ Hey ♪ 620 00:26:54,867 --> 00:26:56,702 ♪ Hey hey hey hey, hey hey ♪ 621 00:26:56,994 --> 00:27:00,248 ♪ Hey ♪ 622 00:27:00,540 --> 00:27:03,209 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 623 00:27:03,501 --> 00:27:06,671 ♪ Hey hey, hey ♪ 624 00:27:06,963 --> 00:27:09,882 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 625 00:27:10,174 --> 00:27:12,718 ♪ Hey hey ♪ 626 00:27:13,010 --> 00:27:14,595 - Everybody uke! 627 00:27:14,887 --> 00:27:17,223 (ukulele solo) 628 00:27:25,857 --> 00:27:26,691 - Brought my own uke. 629 00:27:26,983 --> 00:27:27,608 - What? 630 00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:28,484 Oh. 631 00:27:41,622 --> 00:27:43,875 ♪ Hey ♪ 632 00:27:44,167 --> 00:27:46,335 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 633 00:27:48,296 --> 00:27:51,424 (audience applauds) 634 00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:52,633 - Go Scott! 635 00:27:57,054 --> 00:27:57,805 - Yes! 636 00:28:00,933 --> 00:28:03,519 (ominous sting) 637 00:28:06,272 --> 00:28:06,898 - Hey. 638 00:28:07,190 --> 00:28:07,690 - Hey. 639 00:28:07,982 --> 00:28:08,566 - That was really great. 640 00:28:08,858 --> 00:28:09,734 - Aw, thank you so much for coming. 641 00:28:10,026 --> 00:28:10,568 - Of course. 642 00:28:10,860 --> 00:28:11,444 - I hope you had fun. 643 00:28:11,736 --> 00:28:12,278 - Yeah, I did. 644 00:28:12,570 --> 00:28:13,738 - Sweet. 645 00:28:14,030 --> 00:28:16,782 If you want to download some of our music it's all online. 646 00:28:17,074 --> 00:28:17,658 - Oh, cool. 647 00:28:17,950 --> 00:28:18,784 - We got a couple EPs, yeah. 648 00:28:19,076 --> 00:28:19,827 - Yeah, I'll definitely do that. 649 00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:20,620 That sounds great. 650 00:28:20,912 --> 00:28:21,662 - Actually, if you're interested 651 00:28:21,954 --> 00:28:25,041 I could give you a discount code. 652 00:28:25,333 --> 00:28:25,958 - Yeah. 653 00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:26,709 Yes, yeah. 654 00:28:27,001 --> 00:28:27,627 - Cool. 655 00:28:27,919 --> 00:28:28,461 - That would be great. 656 00:28:28,753 --> 00:28:29,295 Thank you. 657 00:28:29,587 --> 00:28:30,171 - Great. 658 00:28:30,463 --> 00:28:31,047 - Great. 659 00:28:31,339 --> 00:28:31,881 Okay. 660 00:28:32,173 --> 00:28:32,924 I should probably go. 661 00:28:33,216 --> 00:28:34,634 - Yeah, I gotta go too 'cause my band. 662 00:28:34,926 --> 00:28:36,177 My band, it's all packed up. 663 00:28:36,469 --> 00:28:38,638 - Yeah, gotta get packed. 664 00:28:38,930 --> 00:28:39,639 I'll see you- 665 00:28:39,931 --> 00:28:40,431 - I'll see you at the meeting. 666 00:28:40,723 --> 00:28:42,016 - I'll see you at the meeting. 667 00:28:42,308 --> 00:28:42,892 - See ya. 668 00:28:43,184 --> 00:28:43,684 - Okay, see ya. 669 00:28:43,976 --> 00:28:44,644 - Oh no no wait! 670 00:28:44,936 --> 00:28:47,897 I actually, this is a shirt of my band. 671 00:28:49,023 --> 00:28:50,274 For you, yeah. 672 00:28:50,566 --> 00:28:51,651 - Thank you. 673 00:28:51,943 --> 00:28:53,361 That's really nice. 674 00:28:54,654 --> 00:28:55,988 Cool, I'll see you tomorrow, so. 675 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,031 - Yeah, see you tomorrow. 676 00:28:57,323 --> 00:28:57,907 - Okay. 677 00:28:58,199 --> 00:28:58,866 Bye. 678 00:29:00,534 --> 00:29:01,285 - Hey Scott. 679 00:29:01,577 --> 00:29:02,161 - Yeah. 680 00:29:02,453 --> 00:29:04,121 - You ready to go? 681 00:29:04,413 --> 00:29:04,997 - Yeah. 682 00:29:05,289 --> 00:29:06,958 No, actually I forgot my uke. 683 00:29:07,250 --> 00:29:07,833 You guys go ahead. 684 00:29:08,125 --> 00:29:09,293 I'll catch up to you, okay? 685 00:29:09,585 --> 00:29:10,211 - Okay. 686 00:29:11,963 --> 00:29:14,548 (ominous music) 687 00:29:22,807 --> 00:29:24,267 - Oh, my lucky uke. 688 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:28,771 (music intensifies) (Scott screams) 689 00:29:29,063 --> 00:29:29,814 My uke! 690 00:29:51,127 --> 00:29:55,298 - [Dylan] There's some nights I don't get any sleep at all. 691 00:29:55,589 --> 00:29:57,842 I'm just up all night just looking 692 00:29:58,134 --> 00:29:59,677 at pictures of the two of us. 693 00:29:59,969 --> 00:30:01,887 (low ringing) 694 00:30:02,179 --> 00:30:04,640 I can stare at a picture for hours, it seems like. 695 00:30:04,932 --> 00:30:07,351 I just don't get tired of it. 696 00:30:07,643 --> 00:30:10,396 I mean in a way I don't even know why I do it. 697 00:30:10,688 --> 00:30:12,189 I mean it's not like there's any place 698 00:30:12,481 --> 00:30:14,025 I look that I don't see him. 699 00:30:14,317 --> 00:30:15,067 - It's weird, right? 700 00:30:15,359 --> 00:30:16,277 That Scott isn't here? 701 00:30:16,569 --> 00:30:18,321 'Cause he said he would be. 702 00:30:18,612 --> 00:30:20,239 - Maybe he just overslept. 703 00:30:20,531 --> 00:30:24,160 You know how crazy that rock and roll lifestyle is. 704 00:30:24,452 --> 00:30:25,077 - Okay. 705 00:30:25,369 --> 00:30:26,162 (dramatic sting) 706 00:30:26,454 --> 00:30:29,123 Or maybe he just didn't want to be around you. 707 00:30:29,415 --> 00:30:31,834 - Maybe Scott never really existed. 708 00:30:32,126 --> 00:30:34,045 And is just part of our collective dream world. 709 00:30:34,337 --> 00:30:34,920 - Shut up. 710 00:30:35,212 --> 00:30:35,880 - Okay. 711 00:30:45,848 --> 00:30:47,767 - Hey, it's seriously so cool of you 712 00:30:48,059 --> 00:30:49,560 to come chill with me, man. 713 00:30:49,852 --> 00:30:52,480 I am always asking people to do DMT with me. 714 00:30:52,813 --> 00:30:55,149 And they're always like "Shut the fuck up, Link. 715 00:30:55,441 --> 00:30:57,234 "Fuck off and die, Link. 716 00:30:57,526 --> 00:31:00,654 "Hey Link, you know I have a history of drug addiction. 717 00:31:00,946 --> 00:31:03,699 "Why don't you stop asking me to get high with you?" 718 00:31:03,991 --> 00:31:07,411 And it's like, it's that sort of uptight perspective 719 00:31:07,703 --> 00:31:11,749 that needs to experience DMT the most, you know? 720 00:31:12,041 --> 00:31:15,920 And it's like DMT is inside every living thing. 721 00:31:17,296 --> 00:31:19,924 It's like sucking your own dick, man. 722 00:31:20,216 --> 00:31:20,966 You know? 723 00:31:21,258 --> 00:31:23,010 I mean it's a part of us. 724 00:31:23,302 --> 00:31:25,304 It's just natural. 725 00:31:25,638 --> 00:31:29,558 Plus people have been doing DMT for like forever. 726 00:31:31,185 --> 00:31:34,397 The Egyptians, the Aztecs, the Mongols. 727 00:31:35,314 --> 00:31:38,609 Like all the chillest civilizations throughout history. 728 00:31:38,901 --> 00:31:40,236 They all did DMT. 729 00:31:41,654 --> 00:31:43,823 Until, you know, the 1950s. 730 00:31:45,825 --> 00:31:46,826 When the CIA. 731 00:31:48,911 --> 00:31:50,329 And the FBI. 732 00:31:50,621 --> 00:31:51,580 Hoo boy. 733 00:31:51,914 --> 00:31:54,542 They come along and they make it illegal. 734 00:31:54,834 --> 00:31:59,296 Because they know if people's eyes are open to the truth, 735 00:31:59,588 --> 00:32:01,674 they're not gonna participate in this 736 00:32:01,966 --> 00:32:05,386 bullshit make believe capitalist economy. 737 00:32:05,678 --> 00:32:06,679 Uh-uh. 738 00:32:06,971 --> 00:32:09,306 They're not gonna buy Cadillacs. 739 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:13,185 They're not gonna wear a tie to their corporate job. 740 00:32:13,477 --> 00:32:16,647 They're not gonna pay their own rent. 741 00:32:16,939 --> 00:32:17,606 No way. 742 00:32:17,898 --> 00:32:19,483 Not happening. 743 00:32:19,775 --> 00:32:21,360 And here's the other thing. 744 00:32:21,652 --> 00:32:22,862 All of this? 745 00:32:23,154 --> 00:32:24,447 It's all a dream. 746 00:32:25,364 --> 00:32:26,115 All of it. 747 00:32:27,324 --> 00:32:28,492 And it is only. 748 00:32:30,202 --> 00:32:31,704 When we smoke this. 749 00:32:32,663 --> 00:32:35,749 That we truly experience reality. 750 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:38,419 (hip hop music) 751 00:32:56,145 --> 00:32:58,939 (foreboding music) 752 00:32:59,273 --> 00:33:00,024 Huh. 753 00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:02,067 You know, this stuff might actually 754 00:33:02,359 --> 00:33:05,654 be a little weaker than I initially thought. 755 00:33:05,946 --> 00:33:08,699 'Cause I'm pretty sure I'm still dreaming. 756 00:33:08,991 --> 00:33:10,701 (dramatic sting) 757 00:33:10,993 --> 00:33:13,871 (grunted screaming) 758 00:33:19,043 --> 00:33:20,794 This is no dream! 759 00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:23,130 This is really happening! 760 00:33:23,464 --> 00:33:25,799 My whole worldview is wrong! 761 00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:27,176 So superficial! 762 00:33:28,636 --> 00:33:30,387 Reality is real! 763 00:33:30,679 --> 00:33:32,723 And it fucking sucks shit! 764 00:33:33,933 --> 00:33:38,854 (glass shatters) (dramatic sting) 765 00:33:40,481 --> 00:33:43,067 (ominous music) 766 00:33:49,573 --> 00:33:52,201 (killer puffing) 767 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,919 - [Pat] To be honest, the Long Island Slashening, 768 00:34:02,211 --> 00:34:04,213 while a very, very psychologically 769 00:34:04,505 --> 00:34:06,298 traumatic event, did me some favors. 770 00:34:06,590 --> 00:34:07,675 (loud ringing) 771 00:34:07,967 --> 00:34:09,510 Do I miss having a penis? 772 00:34:09,802 --> 00:34:10,511 No. 773 00:34:11,554 --> 00:34:13,764 Because penises can't hug. 774 00:34:14,056 --> 00:34:16,559 - Guys, guys, group therapy announcement. 775 00:34:16,850 --> 00:34:19,520 Tonight my friend is putting on an art show 776 00:34:19,812 --> 00:34:23,857 with this amazing feminist artist who is also a woman. 777 00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:27,486 And we all know how important it is to not only 778 00:34:27,778 --> 00:34:30,990 really enhance our local art scene, but especially 779 00:34:31,282 --> 00:34:34,076 for women that are doing really strong feminist work. 780 00:34:34,368 --> 00:34:35,786 So I can pretty much count on 781 00:34:36,078 --> 00:34:37,830 all of you guys being there right? 782 00:34:38,122 --> 00:34:38,872 - Fuck no. 783 00:34:39,164 --> 00:34:39,957 - We have plans. 784 00:34:40,249 --> 00:34:40,833 - To drink. 785 00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:41,667 - And party. 786 00:34:41,959 --> 00:34:42,710 - And dance. 787 00:34:43,002 --> 00:34:44,003 - So fuck you. 788 00:34:44,295 --> 00:34:45,045 - What? 789 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:48,465 Sorry, girls. 790 00:34:48,757 --> 00:34:51,176 I guess you're not feminists or whatever. 791 00:34:51,468 --> 00:34:53,137 But you guys are cool? 792 00:34:53,429 --> 00:34:54,013 - Yeah. 793 00:34:54,305 --> 00:34:55,264 - All right, just mention my name at the door. 794 00:34:55,556 --> 00:34:58,017 You'll totally get in for free. 795 00:35:01,228 --> 00:35:02,229 - Empowering. 796 00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:03,981 - It's... 797 00:35:06,567 --> 00:35:08,694 I want to say empowering? 798 00:35:08,986 --> 00:35:09,570 - Empowering. 799 00:35:09,862 --> 00:35:10,779 - Empowering. 800 00:35:11,905 --> 00:35:12,615 - It's empowering. 801 00:35:12,906 --> 00:35:13,449 - Empowering. 802 00:35:13,741 --> 00:35:14,283 - Empowering. 803 00:35:14,575 --> 00:35:15,492 - Empowering. 804 00:35:16,493 --> 00:35:18,579 - Empowering. - Empowering. 805 00:35:24,335 --> 00:35:27,421 - Empowering, yeah. - Empowering, yeah. 806 00:35:38,432 --> 00:35:40,059 - And it's weird, I've always been 807 00:35:40,351 --> 00:35:43,312 kind of a supporter of women in the arts. 808 00:35:43,604 --> 00:35:44,938 You know, some of my favorite artists 809 00:35:45,230 --> 00:35:47,274 are people like Sophia Delacroix. 810 00:35:47,566 --> 00:35:48,984 You know, that's a woman. 811 00:35:49,276 --> 00:35:50,653 Anne Bennington. 812 00:35:50,944 --> 00:35:52,154 Margarita Munoz. 813 00:35:53,697 --> 00:35:54,657 Isabella Rosinante. 814 00:35:54,948 --> 00:35:56,200 Those are all women. 815 00:35:56,492 --> 00:35:57,701 And that's cool. 816 00:35:57,993 --> 00:35:59,953 - This is more an expression 817 00:36:00,245 --> 00:36:02,748 of femininity or vulvic strength. 818 00:36:04,792 --> 00:36:06,794 Which a lot of men find intimidating. 819 00:36:07,086 --> 00:36:08,962 Not me, other men. 820 00:36:09,254 --> 00:36:11,340 - It's just so rare that we get 821 00:36:11,632 --> 00:36:14,134 to let women speak, you know? 822 00:36:14,426 --> 00:36:15,094 - Yeah, and- 823 00:36:15,386 --> 00:36:17,846 - And I just think that's so important that this woman 824 00:36:18,138 --> 00:36:20,933 was able to speak and express herself. 825 00:36:21,225 --> 00:36:23,227 You know what I mean? 826 00:36:23,519 --> 00:36:25,771 - So this looks like a flower. 827 00:36:26,063 --> 00:36:28,774 But it's actually a female vagina. 828 00:36:31,110 --> 00:36:33,737 - So what this is really is an examination 829 00:36:34,029 --> 00:36:36,615 of the traditional roles of women. 830 00:36:36,907 --> 00:36:40,202 But it's also a subversion of those roles. 831 00:36:41,286 --> 00:36:43,372 It really speaks to the truth that is 832 00:36:43,664 --> 00:36:46,667 the power of our patriarchal society. 833 00:36:49,837 --> 00:36:52,506 - Well this is a really nice space. 834 00:36:52,798 --> 00:36:55,050 - Well it used to be a Dominican church. 835 00:36:55,342 --> 00:36:57,177 Back before they cleaned the neighborhood up. 836 00:36:57,469 --> 00:36:59,596 Now it's a place where we can all peacefully 837 00:36:59,888 --> 00:37:02,850 come together, congregate, and learn. 838 00:37:04,351 --> 00:37:05,477 Oh hey! 839 00:37:05,769 --> 00:37:06,687 Everybody, this is Dannon. 840 00:37:06,979 --> 00:37:08,397 She's the one behind the show. 841 00:37:08,689 --> 00:37:09,440 Hello. 842 00:37:09,732 --> 00:37:12,151 - Oh please, I merely just organized the thing. 843 00:37:12,443 --> 00:37:15,028 All the credit really goes to this amazing artist. 844 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,157 Everyone, this is Crystal Bluu. 845 00:37:18,449 --> 00:37:19,116 - Wow. 846 00:37:19,408 --> 00:37:20,951 Your work is amazing. 847 00:37:21,994 --> 00:37:23,078 - Yeah, it really is. 848 00:37:23,370 --> 00:37:25,205 - Very very powerful. 849 00:37:25,497 --> 00:37:26,165 - I can't even. 850 00:37:26,457 --> 00:37:27,875 There are no words. 851 00:37:28,959 --> 00:37:31,503 - I just like drawing snatch. 852 00:37:31,795 --> 00:37:33,756 - [Dannon] Our Crystal here's a bit of an outside artist. 853 00:37:34,047 --> 00:37:36,008 - Yeah, I was drawing snatch and like 854 00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:38,051 sculpting snatch and collaging snatch 855 00:37:38,343 --> 00:37:40,512 and people were like you should sell that shit. 856 00:37:40,804 --> 00:37:42,639 And I was like yeah, I should. 857 00:37:42,931 --> 00:37:44,516 And honestly, it's more fulfilling 858 00:37:44,808 --> 00:37:47,561 than tugging guys off at Alley Cat's. 859 00:37:47,853 --> 00:37:52,107 - Well I'm really glad you found your calling. 860 00:37:52,399 --> 00:37:53,317 - I just love snatch. 861 00:37:53,609 --> 00:37:54,359 (techno music) 862 00:37:54,651 --> 00:37:56,528 Oh shit, this is my song! 863 00:37:57,988 --> 00:38:00,365 - She's a bit of a free spirit. 864 00:38:00,657 --> 00:38:01,909 - Is she undressing? 865 00:38:02,201 --> 00:38:02,993 - Probably. 866 00:38:21,220 --> 00:38:23,180 She's doing burlesque. 867 00:38:23,472 --> 00:38:25,891 - [Crystal] No, I'm stripping. 868 00:38:35,943 --> 00:38:36,819 - Shut your mouth. 869 00:38:37,110 --> 00:38:37,820 Shut up. 870 00:39:07,933 --> 00:39:11,186 - You know, this is really empowering for women because- 871 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:12,604 - [Crystal] I'm a dirty slut! 872 00:39:12,896 --> 00:39:13,605 - Oh fuck. 873 00:39:19,987 --> 00:39:21,196 - Whoa, you're not leaving. 874 00:39:21,488 --> 00:39:23,323 Oh my god, this is art! 875 00:39:25,659 --> 00:39:29,121 - I'm hard because of how she's owning her sexuality. 876 00:39:29,413 --> 00:39:32,332 It's not because of her big titties. 877 00:39:47,556 --> 00:39:50,726 - Well I have to assume that it's getting pretty late. 878 00:39:51,018 --> 00:39:52,394 - Yeah, very late. 879 00:39:53,687 --> 00:39:56,064 - Yeah, I'm doing a thing in the morning. 880 00:39:56,398 --> 00:39:57,357 - This was great though. 881 00:39:57,649 --> 00:39:58,650 - So great. 882 00:39:58,942 --> 00:39:59,526 - To see your work. 883 00:39:59,818 --> 00:40:00,360 - Thank you. 884 00:40:00,652 --> 00:40:01,361 Let's go. 885 00:40:02,446 --> 00:40:04,615 - Fuck it, I'm leaving too. 886 00:40:17,419 --> 00:40:20,255 (chainsaw revving) 887 00:41:19,481 --> 00:41:20,857 (knife stabbing) 888 00:41:21,149 --> 00:41:24,486 (art show perv gurgling) 889 00:42:16,496 --> 00:42:20,000 - Hey, don't you guys wanna see my snatch? 890 00:42:20,292 --> 00:42:20,876 - No! 891 00:42:21,168 --> 00:42:21,793 - Yes! 892 00:42:22,085 --> 00:42:22,586 - No! 893 00:42:22,878 --> 00:42:23,462 - Yes! 894 00:42:23,754 --> 00:42:24,337 - No! 895 00:42:24,629 --> 00:42:25,338 - [Bex] Yes! 896 00:42:25,630 --> 00:42:26,173 - Stop! 897 00:42:26,465 --> 00:42:27,966 - I hate it when you two fight about politics. 898 00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:29,885 - It's so divisive. 899 00:42:30,177 --> 00:42:30,761 - You're right. 900 00:42:31,053 --> 00:42:32,804 We're all friends here despite 901 00:42:33,096 --> 00:42:36,016 our differing opinions on Palestine. 902 00:42:36,308 --> 00:42:38,810 - Hey, let's agree to disagree. 903 00:42:39,811 --> 00:42:42,147 - [Party Girls] Friends! 904 00:42:42,439 --> 00:42:43,315 - Excuse me. 905 00:42:44,524 --> 00:42:46,318 Ladies, closing time was 15 minutes ago 906 00:42:46,610 --> 00:42:48,195 and I really need to lock up. 907 00:42:48,487 --> 00:42:50,822 - But we're not finished with our wine yet. 908 00:42:51,114 --> 00:42:51,740 - Okay. 909 00:42:52,032 --> 00:42:54,159 When you ordered it I told you we'd be closing soon 910 00:42:54,451 --> 00:42:56,411 and that you'd have to hurry up. 911 00:42:56,703 --> 00:42:59,998 - I'm sorry that we as paying customers are enjoying 912 00:43:00,290 --> 00:43:02,584 the beverages that we purchased in your bar. 913 00:43:02,876 --> 00:43:04,044 - Yeah, sorry we're not just 914 00:43:04,336 --> 00:43:06,004 sucking it down like it's malt liquor. 915 00:43:06,296 --> 00:43:06,922 - What the- 916 00:43:07,214 --> 00:43:09,925 - I guess I'll just have to write a review. 917 00:43:10,217 --> 00:43:11,718 - I'll write one too. 918 00:43:12,010 --> 00:43:14,012 - Let's all write reviews. 919 00:43:15,305 --> 00:43:18,600 - [Blonde Girl] How do you spell "rudest bartender ever"? 920 00:43:18,892 --> 00:43:20,519 - C-U-N- 921 00:43:20,811 --> 00:43:21,520 - Fine! 922 00:43:23,271 --> 00:43:24,022 Fine. 923 00:43:25,941 --> 00:43:27,734 You ladies finish your drinks. 924 00:43:28,026 --> 00:43:30,278 While I go in the back and clean up or something. 925 00:43:30,570 --> 00:43:31,488 - Thank you! 926 00:43:32,572 --> 00:43:33,990 - Some people. 927 00:43:34,282 --> 00:43:36,618 - Do not let her ruin our fun. 928 00:43:36,910 --> 00:43:38,537 - This is our night. 929 00:43:39,871 --> 00:43:41,498 - [Girls] Our night! 930 00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:44,376 - Let's take it back. 931 00:43:45,544 --> 00:43:47,587 ♪ Listen up, girls ♪ 932 00:43:47,879 --> 00:43:48,547 - Yes! 933 00:43:48,839 --> 00:43:49,381 Oh my god. 934 00:43:49,673 --> 00:43:52,384 ♪ It's time we take care of number one, baby ♪ 935 00:43:52,676 --> 00:43:53,760 ♪ You better check yourself ♪ 936 00:43:54,052 --> 00:43:56,304 ♪ Before you leave this house tonight ♪ 937 00:43:56,596 --> 00:43:58,181 ♪ 'Cause we going out ♪ 938 00:43:58,473 --> 00:43:59,558 ♪ Shit, here we go ♪ 939 00:43:59,850 --> 00:44:01,059 ♪ Brows on fleek, check it check it ♪ 940 00:44:01,351 --> 00:44:02,853 ♪ Hair on fleek, check it check it ♪ 941 00:44:03,145 --> 00:44:04,646 ♪ Nails on fleek, check it check it ♪ 942 00:44:04,938 --> 00:44:06,481 ♪ Shoes on fleet, check it check it ♪ 943 00:44:06,773 --> 00:44:08,400 ♪ Ass on fleek, check it check it ♪ 944 00:44:08,692 --> 00:44:10,485 ♪ Twerk them cheeks, check it check it ♪ 945 00:44:10,777 --> 00:44:12,863 ♪ I'm coming in hot, don't care won't stop ♪ 946 00:44:13,155 --> 00:44:14,239 ♪ Y'all feel me ♪ 947 00:44:14,531 --> 00:44:16,116 ♪ Stepping out in the club ♪ 948 00:44:16,408 --> 00:44:17,784 ♪ We about to get drunk ♪ 949 00:44:18,076 --> 00:44:19,536 ♪ Ordering drinks every hour ♪ 950 00:44:19,828 --> 00:44:21,538 ♪ Can I get a little bit sour ♪ 951 00:44:21,830 --> 00:44:23,039 ♪ Bouncing my booty on the floor ♪ 952 00:44:23,331 --> 00:44:24,958 ♪ Always screaming, you're begging me for more ♪ 953 00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:26,918 ♪ Throw them up, hands high ♪ 954 00:44:27,210 --> 00:44:29,171 ♪ Sucking my ass like a drive-by ♪ 955 00:44:29,462 --> 00:44:30,630 ♪ I'm here an I want it, want it ♪ 956 00:44:30,922 --> 00:44:32,716 ♪ Whip my braids and I flaunt it, flaunt it ♪ 957 00:44:33,008 --> 00:44:34,342 ♪ I'm taking names like I own it, own it ♪ 958 00:44:34,634 --> 00:44:36,386 ♪ Toss them back like a Donna, Donna ♪ 959 00:44:36,678 --> 00:44:38,138 ♪ Make them wet like a sauna, sauna ♪ 960 00:44:38,430 --> 00:44:40,223 ♪ Don't cry for me, I'm your mama, mama ♪ 961 00:44:40,515 --> 00:44:43,935 ♪ Any minute they gonna tell me I'm too hot for this place ♪ 962 00:44:44,227 --> 00:44:47,480 ♪ I'm fierce and I'm black ♪ 963 00:44:47,772 --> 00:44:51,276 ♪ Keeping it tight, keeping it tight ♪ 964 00:44:51,568 --> 00:44:55,197 ♪ I'm fierce and I'm black ♪ 965 00:44:55,530 --> 00:44:58,700 ♪ With dynamite, dynamite bitch ♪ 966 00:44:58,992 --> 00:45:02,662 ♪ I'm fierce and I'm black ♪ 967 00:45:02,996 --> 00:45:04,247 ♪ You know what I mean ♪ 968 00:45:04,539 --> 00:45:06,374 ♪ You know what I mean, bitch ♪ 969 00:45:06,666 --> 00:45:09,920 ♪ I'm fierce, fierce, fierce ♪ 970 00:45:10,212 --> 00:45:13,673 ♪ I'm fierce and I'm black, bitch ♪ 971 00:45:13,965 --> 00:45:16,551 (girls screaming) 972 00:45:16,843 --> 00:45:18,970 (gurgling) 973 00:45:19,262 --> 00:45:21,806 (woman sobbing) 974 00:45:27,687 --> 00:45:28,688 - (sobs) No. 975 00:45:28,980 --> 00:45:30,565 No, no please. 976 00:45:30,857 --> 00:45:33,985 (song playing on phone) 977 00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,972 (Viv labored breathing) 978 00:46:06,017 --> 00:46:06,810 - Help! 979 00:46:14,484 --> 00:46:15,068 Mom! 980 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:16,069 Mom, dad! 981 00:46:18,113 --> 00:46:19,864 Somebody is trying to kill me! 982 00:46:20,156 --> 00:46:22,701 - [Dad] Now why would they do that, Bex? 983 00:46:22,993 --> 00:46:24,369 - For no reason at all! 984 00:46:24,703 --> 00:46:25,870 - [Dad] Honey, we can't constantly 985 00:46:26,162 --> 00:46:29,040 be handling everything for you all the time. 986 00:46:29,332 --> 00:46:31,501 At some point you need to be a grownup. 987 00:46:31,793 --> 00:46:33,128 Take care of yourself. 988 00:46:33,420 --> 00:46:34,921 - I don't know how! 989 00:46:35,213 --> 00:46:37,507 - [Dad] Okay baby, I'll handle this. 990 00:46:37,799 --> 00:46:41,594 And there, I just transferred $2,000 to your bank account. 991 00:46:41,886 --> 00:46:42,554 Will that help? 992 00:46:42,846 --> 00:46:44,055 - No. 993 00:46:44,347 --> 00:46:45,223 - [Dad] 4,000? 994 00:46:45,515 --> 00:46:46,182 - No. 995 00:46:47,726 --> 00:46:49,311 - [Dad] Maybe 6,000? 996 00:46:50,228 --> 00:46:50,979 - Maybe? 997 00:46:51,271 --> 00:46:55,191 (Bex screams) (knife stabbing) 998 00:46:55,483 --> 00:46:57,610 - [Dad] Okay, let's make it eight then. 999 00:46:57,902 --> 00:46:59,321 (phone dings) 1000 00:46:59,612 --> 00:47:02,657 (ominous music) 1001 00:47:02,949 --> 00:47:05,201 - All right look, you had... 1002 00:47:09,205 --> 00:47:09,914 Oh shit! 1003 00:47:16,755 --> 00:47:18,673 - This is just terrible. 1004 00:47:19,924 --> 00:47:23,136 Let's take a moment to remember Viv and Bex. 1005 00:47:23,428 --> 00:47:26,097 (dramatic music) 1006 00:47:28,224 --> 00:47:31,144 Would anyone like to share a memory? 1007 00:47:32,312 --> 00:47:37,025 - I remember one day we went to the park to get ice cream. 1008 00:47:38,109 --> 00:47:42,572 And the sunshine hit your eye in such a beautiful way. 1009 00:47:43,782 --> 00:47:47,243 I'll never forget it for as long as I live. 1010 00:47:49,162 --> 00:47:51,247 - That is a great memory. 1011 00:47:51,539 --> 00:47:53,708 Although I meant a memory about Viv and Bex. 1012 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,335 - Oh, fuck them. 1013 00:47:55,627 --> 00:47:57,253 They sucked and everybody hated them. 1014 00:47:57,545 --> 00:48:01,758 - Admittedly, Viv and Bex were difficult to get close to. 1015 00:48:02,050 --> 00:48:05,178 But we must have empathy for everyone. 1016 00:48:05,470 --> 00:48:09,265 Not just people who are nice or polite or have some shred 1017 00:48:09,557 --> 00:48:12,560 of basic human decency buried within their bodies. 1018 00:48:12,852 --> 00:48:13,895 - I'm outraged. 1019 00:48:14,187 --> 00:48:16,940 Somebody saw two smart, strong-willed women 1020 00:48:17,273 --> 00:48:20,485 who didn't conform to what society deemed appropriate. 1021 00:48:20,777 --> 00:48:24,155 And some scared little man decided to go and kill them. 1022 00:48:24,447 --> 00:48:25,990 - It was a woman that killed them. 1023 00:48:26,282 --> 00:48:26,991 - Oh, of course. 1024 00:48:27,283 --> 00:48:29,327 A woman who had internalized so much misogyny 1025 00:48:29,619 --> 00:48:32,038 that she acted according to the will of man. 1026 00:48:32,330 --> 00:48:34,290 I mean, because that's what we do. 1027 00:48:34,582 --> 00:48:38,086 We pit woman against woman in order to create a chaos- 1028 00:48:38,378 --> 00:48:40,004 - if you don't shut the fuck up 1029 00:48:40,296 --> 00:48:43,299 I'm gonna internalize my fist into your ass. 1030 00:48:43,591 --> 00:48:47,512 And not in the fun sexy way like I would do for you, Pat. 1031 00:48:47,804 --> 00:48:52,142 But in the violent way where I'd pull out your intestines 1032 00:48:52,434 --> 00:48:54,561 and then I'd squeeze the shit into your mouth, 1033 00:48:54,853 --> 00:48:57,230 making you digest your shit, and then take a shit 1034 00:48:57,522 --> 00:49:02,235 into your own mouth again in an endless shit-eating cycle. 1035 00:49:02,527 --> 00:49:03,653 Because fuck you! 1036 00:49:03,945 --> 00:49:04,696 - Okay. 1037 00:49:04,988 --> 00:49:08,533 I can sense that tensions are running a bit high here, 1038 00:49:08,825 --> 00:49:12,745 so I went ahead and scheduled a self-defense class 1039 00:49:13,037 --> 00:49:14,789 for the women and I think all the ladies 1040 00:49:15,081 --> 00:49:16,833 should go ahead and take it. 1041 00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:18,293 I think we've learned that the neighborhood 1042 00:49:18,585 --> 00:49:20,420 has made some progress, but there's still 1043 00:49:20,712 --> 00:49:23,548 an unsavory element, so I think this would make 1044 00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,968 everybody feel just a little bit safer. 1045 00:49:35,268 --> 00:49:36,519 - All right all right all right all right! 1046 00:49:36,811 --> 00:49:40,190 Ladies and other genders, will you gather around please? 1047 00:49:40,482 --> 00:49:41,608 Okay. 1048 00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:45,153 Now after today's lesson, you will never again 1049 00:49:45,445 --> 00:49:47,739 need to fear for your safety. 1050 00:49:48,031 --> 00:49:50,200 Instead, you will only need to fear 1051 00:49:50,492 --> 00:49:53,745 for the safety of anyone who threatens you. 1052 00:49:54,037 --> 00:49:56,039 Now while I have you here, I'm gonna need 1053 00:49:56,331 --> 00:49:59,375 you all to bow your heads and show respect 1054 00:49:59,667 --> 00:50:02,295 to your Grandmaster, K.M. Swartz! 1055 00:50:03,796 --> 00:50:04,464 Don't clap, bow. 1056 00:50:04,756 --> 00:50:06,132 Bow to your sensei. 1057 00:50:12,430 --> 00:50:14,349 - Listen carefully. 1058 00:50:14,682 --> 00:50:16,351 If a man attacks you. 1059 00:50:18,019 --> 00:50:20,146 You punch him in the dick. 1060 00:50:21,189 --> 00:50:23,024 It's as simple as that. 1061 00:50:25,401 --> 00:50:26,528 And it hurts. 1062 00:50:26,819 --> 00:50:29,531 - What if your attacker is a woman? 1063 00:50:29,822 --> 00:50:32,700 - If your attacker is a woman. 1064 00:50:32,992 --> 00:50:34,577 Punch her in the twat. 1065 00:50:34,869 --> 00:50:36,538 I think that hurts also. 1066 00:50:36,829 --> 00:50:37,747 (scattered agreement) 1067 00:50:38,039 --> 00:50:39,290 Now the meter's running in my rickshaw. 1068 00:50:39,582 --> 00:50:41,417 I have to depart. 1069 00:50:41,709 --> 00:50:42,710 Shalom. 1070 00:50:43,002 --> 00:50:43,711 - Shalom. 1071 00:50:53,763 --> 00:50:54,722 - No refunds. 1072 00:50:56,057 --> 00:50:57,684 I do mean no refunds. 1073 00:51:04,774 --> 00:51:06,901 - You live and you learn. 1074 00:51:07,193 --> 00:51:09,195 I learned that you shouldn't trust that somebody 1075 00:51:09,487 --> 00:51:11,781 is a self-defense expert just because you found 1076 00:51:12,073 --> 00:51:16,536 their flyer on a bulletin board in a coffee shop. 1077 00:51:16,828 --> 00:51:17,704 Stupid Pat. 1078 00:51:19,497 --> 00:51:21,457 Anyway, silver lining. 1079 00:51:21,749 --> 00:51:24,919 Tonight is the third annual Spoon-A-Thon. 1080 00:51:25,211 --> 00:51:25,920 Yeah. 1081 00:51:28,172 --> 00:51:30,174 In case you've been living under a rock, 1082 00:51:30,466 --> 00:51:32,010 the Spoon-A-Thon is a big get together 1083 00:51:32,302 --> 00:51:35,221 where people gather and spoon each other. 1084 00:51:35,513 --> 00:51:36,681 Nothing sexual. 1085 00:51:36,973 --> 00:51:39,434 Just a way for people to feel the comfort 1086 00:51:39,726 --> 00:51:41,728 and warmth of a relationship without any 1087 00:51:42,020 --> 00:51:44,397 of the negative aspects of the relationship 1088 00:51:44,689 --> 00:51:47,900 like lust or making your partner orgasm. 1089 00:51:49,902 --> 00:51:53,239 Anyway, I think it's something that we all need right now. 1090 00:51:53,531 --> 00:51:55,450 I hope to see you there. 1091 00:52:01,331 --> 00:52:02,582 - I'm just so lost. 1092 00:52:02,874 --> 00:52:05,543 - No, there's no such thing as lost. 1093 00:52:05,835 --> 00:52:08,630 Wherever you are is where you are. 1094 00:52:11,466 --> 00:52:12,467 - But I'm 23. 1095 00:52:16,638 --> 00:52:18,389 And I don't know where I'm going. 1096 00:52:18,681 --> 00:52:21,851 - There's only one direction you can go. 1097 00:52:23,144 --> 00:52:23,895 Look. 1098 00:52:27,315 --> 00:52:28,066 Forward. 1099 00:52:32,445 --> 00:52:34,155 - (sobs) I don't know who I am anymore. 1100 00:52:34,447 --> 00:52:35,531 - You are you. 1101 00:52:38,785 --> 00:52:41,120 And that's all anyone can be. 1102 00:52:51,381 --> 00:52:53,007 - Oh fuck this! 1103 00:52:53,299 --> 00:52:53,925 Fuck this! 1104 00:52:54,217 --> 00:52:55,718 Every time I need to take a shower 1105 00:52:56,010 --> 00:52:58,012 the two of you are in here talking, okay? 1106 00:52:58,304 --> 00:53:00,390 Use the fucking living room! 1107 00:53:00,682 --> 00:53:03,142 We have a couch for a reason! 1108 00:53:03,434 --> 00:53:04,185 We all split it! 1109 00:53:04,477 --> 00:53:05,019 We all pay for it! 1110 00:53:05,311 --> 00:53:05,853 Go sit on it! 1111 00:53:06,145 --> 00:53:07,563 - Fuck you! - That was rude! 1112 00:53:07,855 --> 00:53:10,191 - I hope every member of your family dies today! 1113 00:53:10,483 --> 00:53:12,026 - This is where I feel safe! - Today! 1114 00:53:12,318 --> 00:53:17,198 - I hope they pass away today! - Everyone in your life today! 1115 00:53:21,911 --> 00:53:23,621 - (chuckles) Good man, good man. 1116 00:53:23,913 --> 00:53:25,123 - Pat! 1117 00:53:25,415 --> 00:53:26,999 This turnout is amazing! 1118 00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:28,543 - It's the most we've ever had. 1119 00:53:28,835 --> 00:53:30,420 - Yeah, this place is huge. 1120 00:53:30,712 --> 00:53:33,923 - Yeah, it used to be a rec center for at-risk youth. 1121 00:53:34,215 --> 00:53:36,175 Back before they cleaned up the neighborhood. 1122 00:53:36,467 --> 00:53:37,927 And now it's just a place for people 1123 00:53:38,219 --> 00:53:40,430 who need something positive in their lives. 1124 00:53:40,722 --> 00:53:42,807 Plus they do burlesque on Tuesdays. 1125 00:53:43,099 --> 00:53:43,641 - Hey. 1126 00:53:43,933 --> 00:53:44,475 - Hey. 1127 00:53:44,767 --> 00:53:45,351 - Hey. 1128 00:53:45,643 --> 00:53:46,185 - Hey Ben. 1129 00:53:46,477 --> 00:53:47,019 - How's it going, man? 1130 00:53:47,311 --> 00:53:47,854 - So glad you could make it. 1131 00:53:48,146 --> 00:53:49,605 - Look, I can't stay too long. 1132 00:53:49,897 --> 00:53:51,524 I think I'm a little old for this kind of thing, 1133 00:53:51,816 --> 00:53:54,444 but I just wanted to come for some moral support. 1134 00:53:54,736 --> 00:53:55,570 - I really appreciate that. 1135 00:53:55,862 --> 00:53:56,654 - All right, gotcha. 1136 00:53:56,946 --> 00:53:57,613 - Hey, good to see you. 1137 00:53:57,905 --> 00:53:59,282 - Good to see you. 1138 00:54:00,241 --> 00:54:02,160 - Pat, you like really know how to connect with people. 1139 00:54:02,452 --> 00:54:05,455 - I just try to make people's lives a little bit better. 1140 00:54:05,747 --> 00:54:06,497 - Yeah. 1141 00:54:07,707 --> 00:54:08,458 - Hey. 1142 00:54:09,751 --> 00:54:10,877 - Oh shit. 1143 00:54:11,169 --> 00:54:12,128 My phone is about to die. 1144 00:54:12,420 --> 00:54:14,088 - Oh, I have a charger in my bag. 1145 00:54:14,380 --> 00:54:14,922 Feel free. 1146 00:54:15,214 --> 00:54:15,757 Help yourself. 1147 00:54:16,048 --> 00:54:16,716 - Oh, thank you so much. 1148 00:54:17,008 --> 00:54:17,675 - Hey. 1149 00:54:17,967 --> 00:54:21,471 (chuckles) Get in here. 1150 00:54:21,763 --> 00:54:22,597 No, side pocket! 1151 00:54:22,889 --> 00:54:25,516 (dramatic sting) 1152 00:54:26,476 --> 00:54:27,560 I can explain. 1153 00:54:29,645 --> 00:54:31,022 Madison no! 1154 00:54:31,314 --> 00:54:33,441 (suspense music) 1155 00:54:33,733 --> 00:54:34,525 Madison! 1156 00:54:36,444 --> 00:54:37,820 - What's wrong? 1157 00:54:38,112 --> 00:54:38,988 - Nothing. 1158 00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,532 Just a misunderstanding with Madison. 1159 00:54:41,824 --> 00:54:44,911 - Why are you so obsessed with her? 1160 00:54:45,203 --> 00:54:45,703 - What? 1161 00:54:45,995 --> 00:54:46,829 I'm not. 1162 00:54:47,121 --> 00:54:49,582 Like anybody else, she's just somebody I'm trying to help. 1163 00:54:49,874 --> 00:54:51,959 - I see the way you look at her. 1164 00:54:52,251 --> 00:54:53,252 - What? 1165 00:54:53,544 --> 00:54:55,338 I don't have a way that I look at her. 1166 00:54:55,630 --> 00:54:56,756 - Why not me? 1167 00:54:57,048 --> 00:54:57,965 - What? 1168 00:54:58,257 --> 00:55:00,676 - Pat, I think about you all the time. 1169 00:55:00,968 --> 00:55:03,554 I'm the girl you should want, me! 1170 00:55:03,846 --> 00:55:05,097 - I had no idea. 1171 00:55:05,389 --> 00:55:06,766 I never realized. 1172 00:55:07,058 --> 00:55:08,434 - Well now you do. 1173 00:55:08,726 --> 00:55:11,646 So why not do something about it? 1174 00:55:11,938 --> 00:55:13,606 - In case you haven't noticed, I'm pretty tied up 1175 00:55:13,898 --> 00:55:14,941 with the Spoon-A-Thon right now. 1176 00:55:15,233 --> 00:55:17,610 - They'll be fine without you. 1177 00:55:18,569 --> 00:55:19,320 Come on. 1178 00:55:22,365 --> 00:55:23,115 - Uh... 1179 00:55:25,493 --> 00:55:26,244 - Hi everyone. 1180 00:55:26,536 --> 00:55:27,578 Everyone, hi. 1181 00:55:27,870 --> 00:55:28,412 Thank you. 1182 00:55:28,704 --> 00:55:29,247 Come on. 1183 00:55:29,539 --> 00:55:30,081 Come on up. 1184 00:55:30,373 --> 00:55:31,541 Hi, hello, hi. 1185 00:55:31,833 --> 00:55:32,959 Yes. 1186 00:55:33,251 --> 00:55:34,710 Thank you all so much for coming out 1187 00:55:35,002 --> 00:55:37,296 to this year's annual Spoon-A-Thon! 1188 00:55:37,588 --> 00:55:40,967 This event is a great way to make physical contact 1189 00:55:41,259 --> 00:55:44,720 without the grossness and scariness of sex! 1190 00:55:46,013 --> 00:55:47,306 Okay, let's partner up. 1191 00:55:47,598 --> 00:55:49,267 Everybody gets spooning! 1192 00:55:49,559 --> 00:55:50,226 Yes! 1193 00:55:50,518 --> 00:55:51,561 (fingers snapping) 1194 00:55:51,853 --> 00:55:52,603 Welcome. 1195 00:55:52,895 --> 00:55:53,646 Hi guys. 1196 00:55:54,647 --> 00:55:55,648 - [Dylan] Hi. 1197 00:55:57,859 --> 00:56:00,486 (sensual music) 1198 00:56:04,198 --> 00:56:04,907 - Well? 1199 00:56:06,617 --> 00:56:10,288 - Cher, there's something I need to show you. 1200 00:56:11,873 --> 00:56:12,623 - Pat? 1201 00:56:12,915 --> 00:56:14,166 - I carry this around with me to remind me 1202 00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:16,669 of the day that I was attacked. 1203 00:56:16,961 --> 00:56:21,173 Any time I feel sad or weak I pull it out and I say. 1204 00:56:22,633 --> 00:56:25,386 You hold no power over me. 1205 00:56:25,678 --> 00:56:26,846 I'm not afraid of you. 1206 00:56:27,138 --> 00:56:28,556 I control my fear. 1207 00:56:30,099 --> 00:56:31,100 I control it! 1208 00:56:33,728 --> 00:56:36,022 So that's how I'm so well-adjusted. 1209 00:56:36,314 --> 00:56:37,607 But now Madison saw it and now I think 1210 00:56:37,899 --> 00:56:39,650 that she thinks that I'm the killer. 1211 00:56:39,942 --> 00:56:41,527 - Pat, I understand. 1212 00:56:42,904 --> 00:56:46,198 Now I have something I need to show you. 1213 00:56:48,409 --> 00:56:49,619 My rad titties. 1214 00:56:53,456 --> 00:56:55,041 Don't look away, Pat. 1215 00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:58,044 Gaze upon my hot ass knockers. 1216 00:56:58,336 --> 00:57:01,714 Watch them sway up and down, side to side. 1217 00:57:04,133 --> 00:57:06,594 Yes, I know you want them. 1218 00:57:06,886 --> 00:57:07,970 And I want you. 1219 00:57:09,847 --> 00:57:10,806 - [Pat] Okay. 1220 00:57:11,098 --> 00:57:13,601 (sensual music) 1221 00:57:23,277 --> 00:57:28,032 ♪ That ol' cat has got you tight, oh yeah ♪ 1222 00:57:28,324 --> 00:57:30,451 ♪ You pretend that she's your love ♪ 1223 00:57:30,743 --> 00:57:32,328 ♪ While smashing her between the thighs ♪ 1224 00:57:32,620 --> 00:57:35,498 - Pat, it's time to face your fears. 1225 00:57:38,292 --> 00:57:41,212 ♪ I had a thought I was your sex toy ♪ 1226 00:57:41,504 --> 00:57:45,424 ♪ Fuck, I want you to sex me ♪ 1227 00:57:45,758 --> 00:57:48,260 ♪ I'll ride you 'til the cops are called ♪ 1228 00:57:48,552 --> 00:57:51,681 ♪ You'll feel wet inside of these walls ♪ 1229 00:57:51,973 --> 00:57:53,224 ♪ I'll be anything ♪ 1230 00:57:53,516 --> 00:57:55,768 ♪ Tonight I'll be Madonna ♪ 1231 00:57:56,060 --> 00:57:58,145 ♪ I'll act like you're my first time ♪ 1232 00:57:58,437 --> 00:58:03,192 ♪ Then like a virgin I will make you mine ♪ 1233 00:58:04,235 --> 00:58:05,653 - Don't be scared. 1234 00:58:08,739 --> 00:58:13,452 ♪ This old dog just hates to see you cry all day ♪ 1235 00:58:13,744 --> 00:58:15,830 ♪ Come inside my empty room ♪ 1236 00:58:16,122 --> 00:58:18,457 ♪ Where story time has just begun ♪ 1237 00:58:18,749 --> 00:58:21,002 ♪ You and I create the fun ♪ 1238 00:58:21,293 --> 00:58:24,255 - Wait, are you sure that you consent to this? 1239 00:58:24,547 --> 00:58:25,548 - Yeah bitch! 1240 00:58:27,049 --> 00:58:30,678 ♪ Fuck, I want you to sex me ♪ 1241 00:58:31,804 --> 00:58:33,264 - And that's the book I want to write. 1242 00:58:33,556 --> 00:58:36,183 - [Dylan] Wow, you are so fascinating. 1243 00:58:36,475 --> 00:58:40,479 Don't ever let any man tell you that you aren't. 1244 00:58:40,771 --> 00:58:42,023 - Is that your penis? 1245 00:58:42,314 --> 00:58:43,107 - [Dylan] Yes. 1246 00:58:43,399 --> 00:58:45,026 You are so observant. 1247 00:58:46,777 --> 00:58:49,780 Sorry I didn't ask if it was okay to pull my dick out. 1248 00:58:50,072 --> 00:58:51,407 I didn't want to make you do 1249 00:58:51,699 --> 00:58:53,868 the emotional labor of telling me no. 1250 00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:56,662 But don't worry, I'm not going to try to do 1251 00:58:56,996 --> 00:59:00,958 "just the tip" or anything that men would try to do. 1252 00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:04,003 Honestly, until we have a woman president, 1253 00:59:04,295 --> 00:59:07,715 I don't think men should be allowed to penetrate vaginas. 1254 00:59:08,007 --> 00:59:11,093 (Cher moans and laughs) 1255 00:59:12,553 --> 00:59:13,137 - Oh Pat! 1256 00:59:13,429 --> 00:59:14,096 Yes Pat! 1257 00:59:14,388 --> 00:59:15,347 Oh god yes! 1258 00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:16,682 Give it to me! 1259 00:59:20,770 --> 00:59:22,063 - Did you get it? 1260 00:59:22,354 --> 00:59:23,439 Did I do okay? 1261 00:59:28,694 --> 00:59:31,322 (dramatic music) 1262 00:59:36,243 --> 00:59:37,912 - You were wonderful. 1263 00:59:39,705 --> 00:59:41,707 Now it's your turn. 1264 00:59:41,999 --> 00:59:42,792 - Oh. 1265 00:59:44,710 --> 00:59:48,089 Seeing you happy, that makes my heart cum. 1266 00:59:49,131 --> 00:59:50,674 That's good enough for me. 1267 00:59:50,966 --> 00:59:51,926 - No Pat. 1268 00:59:52,218 --> 00:59:53,552 You deserve this. 1269 00:59:56,931 --> 00:59:59,517 - It's just that since I had my penis severed, 1270 00:59:59,809 --> 01:00:04,105 it might be jarring when I take these boxer shorts off. 1271 01:00:04,396 --> 01:00:05,147 - Oh Pat. 1272 01:00:06,190 --> 01:00:07,274 I love you. 1273 01:00:07,566 --> 01:00:10,694 I love all of you no matter what. 1274 01:00:10,986 --> 01:00:11,779 - Okay. 1275 01:00:15,533 --> 01:00:18,077 (ominous sting) 1276 01:00:21,163 --> 01:00:22,706 - You're beautiful. 1277 01:00:30,965 --> 01:00:33,175 How do I do this exactly? 1278 01:00:33,467 --> 01:00:34,844 - Am I a nice guy? 1279 01:00:37,596 --> 01:00:38,556 - [Cher] What? 1280 01:00:38,848 --> 01:00:40,683 - Like, am I a nice guy? 1281 01:00:41,684 --> 01:00:45,437 - Yeah Pat, you're the nicest guy I've ever met. 1282 01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:46,814 - Tell me how nice I am. 1283 01:00:47,106 --> 01:00:47,857 - You're so nice. 1284 01:00:48,149 --> 01:00:48,732 - Yeah? 1285 01:00:49,024 --> 01:00:49,608 - Really nice. 1286 01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:51,443 You're really nice, Pat. 1287 01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:53,279 - Keep talking like that. 1288 01:00:53,571 --> 01:00:54,905 - You're my nice guy. 1289 01:00:55,197 --> 01:00:56,031 Pat is. 1290 01:00:56,323 --> 01:00:57,408 - You love it when I'm nice to you huh? 1291 01:00:57,700 --> 01:00:59,243 - I love it when you're nice to me. 1292 01:00:59,535 --> 01:01:01,162 - Yeah, you fucking needed that niceness. 1293 01:01:01,495 --> 01:01:03,414 - I need that niceness all over me. 1294 01:01:03,706 --> 01:01:05,166 - Oh yeah, you need that respect? 1295 01:01:05,457 --> 01:01:06,250 - [Cher] I need that respect. 1296 01:01:06,542 --> 01:01:08,502 - Have you ever been respected by a guy like me before? 1297 01:01:08,794 --> 01:01:10,337 - [Cher] No, never. 1298 01:01:10,629 --> 01:01:11,797 You're my first. 1299 01:01:12,089 --> 01:01:13,674 You're my first nice guy. 1300 01:01:13,966 --> 01:01:14,884 - Yeah. 1301 01:01:15,176 --> 01:01:16,135 - [Cher] You're so nice. 1302 01:01:16,427 --> 01:01:17,094 - Tell me how nice I am! 1303 01:01:17,386 --> 01:01:17,887 - Really nice. 1304 01:01:18,179 --> 01:01:18,721 - Tell me how nice! 1305 01:01:19,013 --> 01:01:19,555 - You're super nice! 1306 01:01:19,889 --> 01:01:20,431 - Tell me again. 1307 01:01:20,723 --> 01:01:21,432 Tell me I'm nice! 1308 01:01:21,724 --> 01:01:24,435 (Pat moans loudly) 1309 01:01:44,079 --> 01:01:44,663 Oh my god. 1310 01:01:44,955 --> 01:01:45,539 - Yeah. 1311 01:01:45,831 --> 01:01:46,498 - That was incredible. 1312 01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:48,292 - You're good, yeah. 1313 01:01:49,919 --> 01:01:51,462 Let me go get you a towel. 1314 01:01:51,754 --> 01:01:53,005 - Okay. 1315 01:01:53,297 --> 01:01:56,508 I'm a little worried, we didn't use protection though. 1316 01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:58,177 Whatever you decide. 1317 01:01:58,469 --> 01:02:00,137 Keep it, abort it. 1318 01:02:00,429 --> 01:02:02,223 Your body, your choice. 1319 01:02:03,682 --> 01:02:05,893 (Pat screams) 1320 01:02:06,185 --> 01:02:07,978 (Cher screams) 1321 01:02:08,270 --> 01:02:09,438 - My testicles! 1322 01:02:13,859 --> 01:02:15,527 (Pat screams) 1323 01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:16,737 - No Pat, no! 1324 01:02:20,324 --> 01:02:21,075 Pat! 1325 01:02:21,367 --> 01:02:22,117 No! 1326 01:02:23,953 --> 01:02:24,787 Not my Pat! 1327 01:02:27,081 --> 01:02:28,707 - [Dylan] I'm just going to place my penis 1328 01:02:28,999 --> 01:02:30,459 between your butt cheeks. 1329 01:02:30,751 --> 01:02:32,169 Just kind of hotdogging it. 1330 01:02:32,461 --> 01:02:33,504 (distant stabbing) 1331 01:02:33,796 --> 01:02:34,505 - What was that? 1332 01:02:34,797 --> 01:02:35,547 - [Dylan] Hey hey hey. 1333 01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:36,507 Don't be rude. 1334 01:02:36,799 --> 01:02:39,510 I'm trying to hear all about your hopes and dreams. 1335 01:02:39,802 --> 01:02:41,637 You want to make vintage clothes 1336 01:02:41,929 --> 01:02:44,056 or write a book or something? 1337 01:02:44,348 --> 01:02:45,849 - I wanna write a book about vintage clothes. 1338 01:02:46,141 --> 01:02:48,560 - [Dylan] That's so amazing and brilliant. 1339 01:02:48,852 --> 01:02:52,481 (moans) I fully support you. 1340 01:02:55,567 --> 01:02:58,237 (suspense music) 1341 01:03:01,115 --> 01:03:03,826 (killer screams) 1342 01:03:15,004 --> 01:03:17,506 (Cher screams) 1343 01:03:31,103 --> 01:03:33,105 - [Killer] What the fuck? 1344 01:03:34,481 --> 01:03:36,567 - [Dylan] You are a queen. 1345 01:03:37,609 --> 01:03:38,610 A true queen. 1346 01:03:43,866 --> 01:03:47,619 Could you do me a favor and not mention to anyone 1347 01:03:47,911 --> 01:03:51,081 that I shot a load down your ass crack? 1348 01:03:55,836 --> 01:03:58,339 What if I promise to do better? 1349 01:04:02,468 --> 01:04:05,012 (ominous music) 1350 01:04:07,556 --> 01:04:08,474 - Thank you. 1351 01:04:13,937 --> 01:04:16,398 (Cher screams) 1352 01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,459 (eerie music) 1353 01:04:45,677 --> 01:04:47,012 - Oh my God, Kim. 1354 01:04:49,390 --> 01:04:50,557 I think. 1355 01:04:50,849 --> 01:04:52,184 I think Pat might be a murderer. 1356 01:04:52,476 --> 01:04:53,894 I found a mask in his bag and it is 1357 01:04:54,186 --> 01:04:55,687 the exact same type that the killer wore 1358 01:04:55,979 --> 01:04:56,855 and I think that might be why people 1359 01:04:57,147 --> 01:04:58,399 have been disappearing from group. 1360 01:04:58,690 --> 01:05:01,276 And I am just really, really scared. 1361 01:05:01,568 --> 01:05:02,236 Should I go to the police? 1362 01:05:02,528 --> 01:05:03,028 I don't know. 1363 01:05:03,362 --> 01:05:03,987 Kim, what do you think? 1364 01:05:04,279 --> 01:05:04,988 Kim? 1365 01:05:06,031 --> 01:05:06,615 Kim! 1366 01:05:06,907 --> 01:05:08,117 Kim, no stop! 1367 01:05:08,409 --> 01:05:09,201 Kim please! 1368 01:05:10,786 --> 01:05:13,705 Pat, why are you doing this? 1369 01:05:13,997 --> 01:05:15,165 - Oh what the shit. 1370 01:05:15,457 --> 01:05:17,709 Guys, I gotta get ready to work a night shift, okay? 1371 01:05:18,001 --> 01:05:19,670 While apparently none of you have jobs. 1372 01:05:19,962 --> 01:05:21,713 (suspense music) 1373 01:05:22,047 --> 01:05:25,217 (angry roommate choking) 1374 01:05:44,153 --> 01:05:47,573 (Madison breathing heavy) 1375 01:05:50,576 --> 01:05:53,203 (dramatic sting) 1376 01:05:53,495 --> 01:05:55,914 (Madison gasps) 1377 01:06:31,575 --> 01:06:34,495 (music intensifies) 1378 01:06:38,707 --> 01:06:41,126 (synth music) 1379 01:06:42,169 --> 01:06:45,005 (killer chuckling) 1380 01:07:05,901 --> 01:07:09,029 (cartoonish laughing) 1381 01:07:41,979 --> 01:07:44,565 (loud whacking) 1382 01:07:46,149 --> 01:07:49,528 (second killer groaning) 1383 01:08:07,254 --> 01:08:10,173 (music intensifies) 1384 01:08:29,568 --> 01:08:31,320 (violent stabbing) 1385 01:08:31,612 --> 01:08:35,657 (third killer gurgles and whimpers) 1386 01:08:39,286 --> 01:08:41,747 (eerie music) 1387 01:08:52,966 --> 01:08:55,427 (loud ringing) 1388 01:09:10,901 --> 01:09:11,735 - Everyone. 1389 01:09:12,986 --> 01:09:15,781 Let's give Madison a warm welcome. 1390 01:09:17,074 --> 01:09:19,326 - [Killer Group] Hi Madison! 1391 01:09:20,911 --> 01:09:23,497 (heart beating) 1392 01:09:25,666 --> 01:09:28,502 - We're so happy you could be here. 1393 01:09:32,297 --> 01:09:33,799 - What's happening? 1394 01:09:38,095 --> 01:09:38,887 Ben? 1395 01:09:40,347 --> 01:09:41,098 Why? 1396 01:09:45,644 --> 01:09:46,853 - My son Jared. 1397 01:09:48,188 --> 01:09:50,691 He was such a good kid. 1398 01:09:50,982 --> 01:09:53,985 He was paying his way through community college. 1399 01:09:54,277 --> 01:09:55,404 Working nights. 1400 01:09:57,072 --> 01:09:58,448 Delivering pizza. 1401 01:09:59,700 --> 01:10:03,036 And then one night he went on a delivery. 1402 01:10:05,330 --> 01:10:07,165 And he never came back. 1403 01:10:10,001 --> 01:10:12,212 And he wasn't the only one. 1404 01:10:13,171 --> 01:10:14,172 - My brother. 1405 01:10:15,590 --> 01:10:16,591 - My stepson. 1406 01:10:17,592 --> 01:10:18,510 - My fiance. 1407 01:10:19,469 --> 01:10:21,054 - My best friend. 1408 01:10:21,346 --> 01:10:24,224 - The father of two of my children. 1409 01:10:24,516 --> 01:10:26,810 - My bunkmate from boot camp! 1410 01:10:27,769 --> 01:10:31,982 - The news reports went on and on about the tragedy. 1411 01:10:33,066 --> 01:10:37,529 That was the deaths of those poor little rich girls. 1412 01:10:37,821 --> 01:10:40,949 But when it came to the people that we cared about? 1413 01:10:41,241 --> 01:10:42,325 That we loved? 1414 01:10:44,035 --> 01:10:47,289 Well they turn their deaths into a joke. 1415 01:10:49,458 --> 01:10:53,170 I literally heard police officers saying things like. 1416 01:10:53,462 --> 01:10:56,423 "Hey, how many delivery boys does it take 1417 01:10:56,715 --> 01:10:59,843 "to deliver a pizza to a murder house? 1418 01:11:00,135 --> 01:11:02,345 "How many, I don't know! 1419 01:11:02,637 --> 01:11:05,098 "Apparently it's more than 20!" 1420 01:11:08,310 --> 01:11:10,228 Hurtful, hurtful things. 1421 01:11:12,606 --> 01:11:14,983 - I do think a lot of it is in the delivery of the joke. 1422 01:11:15,275 --> 01:11:15,859 If it's- 1423 01:11:16,151 --> 01:11:16,902 - Shut up! 1424 01:11:19,154 --> 01:11:22,491 There's some things you don't joke about! 1425 01:11:25,202 --> 01:11:27,496 I joined that therapy group. 1426 01:11:28,455 --> 01:11:29,372 To kill Pat. 1427 01:11:31,583 --> 01:11:33,376 So imagine my surprise. 1428 01:11:35,879 --> 01:11:37,631 When he led us to you. 1429 01:11:40,717 --> 01:11:44,221 So if we can't get back at Papa Santangeli? 1430 01:11:46,056 --> 01:11:47,098 Murdering you. 1431 01:11:48,517 --> 01:11:50,727 Well that's the next best thing. 1432 01:11:51,019 --> 01:11:52,979 - Okay, but then why did you kill 1433 01:11:53,271 --> 01:11:54,147 all the other people from the group? 1434 01:11:54,439 --> 01:11:55,023 They were innocent. 1435 01:11:55,315 --> 01:11:55,982 They didn't do anything. 1436 01:11:56,274 --> 01:11:56,817 - Why? 1437 01:11:57,108 --> 01:11:58,735 Because I am tired of listening 1438 01:11:59,027 --> 01:12:01,530 to 20-something narcissists go on and on 1439 01:12:01,822 --> 01:12:04,032 about the trials and tribulations 1440 01:12:04,324 --> 01:12:07,285 of trying to make it in the big city! 1441 01:12:08,787 --> 01:12:12,582 You're not the protagonist of this story, Madison. 1442 01:12:12,874 --> 01:12:13,583 We are. 1443 01:12:18,296 --> 01:12:19,756 And you know what? 1444 01:12:20,048 --> 01:12:23,260 For once, it's the stories of the working class 1445 01:12:23,552 --> 01:12:25,387 that are gonna be told. 1446 01:12:27,430 --> 01:12:29,808 - Our dad died a few years ago. 1447 01:12:30,100 --> 01:12:33,395 He had to work three jobs to help mom pay the bills. 1448 01:12:33,687 --> 01:12:37,274 It was just a temporary gig while he learned to code. 1449 01:12:37,566 --> 01:12:39,150 - He was delivering pizzas to help us 1450 01:12:39,442 --> 01:12:42,070 save up for an above ground pool. 1451 01:12:42,362 --> 01:12:44,781 - We were gonna open up a vape shop. 1452 01:12:45,073 --> 01:12:47,117 - With him dead, and my other ex 1453 01:12:47,409 --> 01:12:49,953 getting sent to prison for check fraud, 1454 01:12:50,245 --> 01:12:54,749 nearly 60% of my kids are being raised fatherless! 1455 01:12:55,876 --> 01:12:58,253 - We got matching tattoos back in the Corps. 1456 01:12:58,545 --> 01:13:00,463 When we'd put our shoulders together, 1457 01:13:00,755 --> 01:13:02,757 it would read "semper fidelis". 1458 01:13:03,049 --> 01:13:06,928 Without him, I just got a tattoo that reads per. 1459 01:13:08,430 --> 01:13:09,180 And delis. 1460 01:13:12,225 --> 01:13:15,228 Health insurance doesn't cover laser tattoo surgery. 1461 01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:18,690 (tattooed killer crying) 1462 01:13:21,818 --> 01:13:24,362 (somber music) 1463 01:13:24,654 --> 01:13:27,282 I promised myself I wouldn't cry. 1464 01:13:29,659 --> 01:13:30,577 It's so sad. 1465 01:13:34,831 --> 01:13:35,957 Thank you. 1466 01:13:36,249 --> 01:13:37,042 Thank you. 1467 01:13:44,758 --> 01:13:45,467 - Madison. 1468 01:13:46,384 --> 01:13:50,221 It's time for you to meet your friends in Hell. 1469 01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:56,811 Where's my claw? 1470 01:13:58,146 --> 01:13:58,897 Guys. 1471 01:14:00,023 --> 01:14:01,483 Come on, is no one paying attention to my claw? 1472 01:14:01,775 --> 01:14:02,359 (dramatic sting) 1473 01:14:02,651 --> 01:14:03,652 Oh, thank you. 1474 01:14:06,571 --> 01:14:08,573 - Punch them in the dick. 1475 01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:13,119 (killers screaming) 1476 01:14:26,466 --> 01:14:27,634 (chainsaw stalling) 1477 01:14:27,926 --> 01:14:28,551 - Start! 1478 01:14:28,843 --> 01:14:30,011 - [Male Killer] Holy shit. 1479 01:14:30,303 --> 01:14:31,262 - [Female Killer] My twat. 1480 01:14:31,554 --> 01:14:32,263 - Start! 1481 01:14:34,182 --> 01:14:34,849 No. 1482 01:14:35,141 --> 01:14:35,809 Come on. 1483 01:14:37,644 --> 01:14:40,397 (Madison screams) 1484 01:14:43,191 --> 01:14:44,109 - Per. 1485 01:14:44,401 --> 01:14:45,110 Delis. 1486 01:14:51,116 --> 01:14:53,785 (suspense music) 1487 01:15:09,342 --> 01:15:12,137 (Madison screams) 1488 01:15:31,531 --> 01:15:34,367 (Madison grunting) 1489 01:15:54,554 --> 01:15:57,390 (chainsaw revving) 1490 01:15:58,850 --> 01:16:01,603 (Madison screams) 1491 01:17:09,838 --> 01:17:12,215 (Ben groans) 1492 01:17:27,021 --> 01:17:29,149 - The people will rise up. 1493 01:17:31,609 --> 01:17:34,154 Our voices will be heard. 1494 01:17:34,445 --> 01:17:35,947 - I'm so sorry. 1495 01:17:36,239 --> 01:17:40,326 But nobody wants to see stories about poor people. 1496 01:17:41,870 --> 01:17:44,581 (dramatic sting) 1497 01:17:46,374 --> 01:17:48,126 - [Crew Member] Speed! 1498 01:17:52,172 --> 01:17:53,131 - [Director] All right, ready? 1499 01:17:53,423 --> 01:17:54,257 And action. 1500 01:17:54,549 --> 01:17:55,675 - Anyway, I think it's something 1501 01:17:55,967 --> 01:17:58,928 that we all need right now, so. 1502 01:17:59,220 --> 01:18:02,015 ♪ I am fierce ♪ 1503 01:18:02,348 --> 01:18:05,018 ♪ And I am black ♪ 1504 01:18:07,937 --> 01:18:10,440 - [Crew Member] Pat, turn and look at Madonna. 1505 01:18:10,732 --> 01:18:12,025 (group laughs) 1506 01:18:12,317 --> 01:18:15,987 ♪ I am fierce and I am black ♪ 1507 01:18:20,783 --> 01:18:22,452 - Drip it, drip drip. 1508 01:18:24,913 --> 01:18:29,834 ♪ I am fierce and I am black ♪ 1509 01:18:31,544 --> 01:18:35,632 ♪ Said I am fierce and I am black ♪ 1510 01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:40,887 - [Director] She's seducing ya. 1511 01:18:41,179 --> 01:18:43,306 All right, everybody ready? 1512 01:18:45,266 --> 01:18:46,017 And cut. 1513 01:18:46,309 --> 01:18:47,685 (group laughs) 1514 01:18:47,977 --> 01:18:50,605 ♪ I'm black, bitch ♪ 1515 01:18:50,897 --> 01:18:51,814 ♪ Bitch ♪ 1516 01:18:52,106 --> 01:18:53,650 ♪ Bitch ♪ 1517 01:18:53,942 --> 01:18:54,609 - Oh, so we're doing it? 1518 01:18:54,901 --> 01:18:55,485 - [Director] Yeah. 1519 01:18:55,777 --> 01:18:56,653 - Oh. 1520 01:18:56,945 --> 01:18:59,072 And don't forget the twat. 1521 01:18:59,405 --> 01:19:00,156 Wait, no. 1522 01:19:01,824 --> 01:19:06,746 ♪ 'Cause I am fierce and I am black ♪ 1523 01:19:08,581 --> 01:19:13,503 ♪ Yeah I am fierce and I am black ♪ 1524 01:19:16,506 --> 01:19:21,427 ♪ I am fierce and I am black ♪ 1525 01:19:23,721 --> 01:19:25,181 ♪ I whip my braids ♪ 1526 01:19:25,473 --> 01:19:26,975 ♪ I flaunt it, flaunt it ♪ 1527 01:19:27,267 --> 01:19:28,726 ♪ I'm taking names ♪ 1528 01:19:29,018 --> 01:19:30,687 ♪ Like I own it, own it ♪ 1529 01:19:31,020 --> 01:19:32,480 ♪ I'll toss them back ♪ 1530 01:19:32,772 --> 01:19:34,274 ♪ Like a Donna, Donna ♪ 1531 01:19:34,607 --> 01:19:35,984 ♪ I'll make them wet ♪ 1532 01:19:36,276 --> 01:19:37,986 ♪ Like a sauna ♪ 1533 01:19:38,278 --> 01:19:39,821 ♪ Don't cry for me ♪ 1534 01:19:40,113 --> 01:19:41,948 ♪ I'm your mama, mama ♪ 1535 01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:45,702 ♪ Any man ain't gonna tell me ♪ 1536 01:19:45,994 --> 01:19:49,205 ♪ Listen up girls, are you with me ♪ 1537 01:19:49,497 --> 01:19:52,875 ♪ It's time to take care of number one ♪ 1538 01:19:53,209 --> 01:19:56,921 ♪ You better check yourself before you leave this house ♪ 1539 01:19:57,213 --> 01:20:00,550 ♪ 'Cause we're going out ♪ 1540 01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:05,596 (jug blowing solo) 1541 01:20:13,021 --> 01:20:15,565 (Pat gasps) 1542 01:20:15,940 --> 01:20:16,691 - I! 1543 01:20:17,900 --> 01:20:18,651 Still! 1544 01:20:19,694 --> 01:20:20,445 Live! 1545 01:20:21,612 --> 01:20:23,031 (Pat laughs maniacally) 1546 01:20:23,823 --> 01:20:26,200 (rock music)