1 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:27,908 Morons. 2 00:07:44,716 --> 00:07:46,635 Ladies and gentlemen. 3 00:07:46,718 --> 00:07:48,845 Welcome to tonight’s fight. 4 00:07:48,929 --> 00:07:51,681 Here we are on the border of Mexico. 5 00:07:51,765 --> 00:07:53,934 In the Rio Grande Valley, South Texas! 6 00:07:54,726 --> 00:07:56,645 I, Piolin will be your host for tonight’s fight, 7 00:07:56,728 --> 00:07:58,730 tonight’s fight is an MMA fight! 8 00:07:59,731 --> 00:08:02,734 Mexican Madrazos Association. 9 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:19,668 I’m here. 10 00:08:19,751 --> 00:08:20,669 You’re late. 11 00:08:20,752 --> 00:08:22,754 I’m sorry, I was in a meeting. 12 00:08:27,175 --> 00:08:29,177 Who is this damn gringo? 13 00:08:29,761 --> 00:08:32,472 My grandmother asked me to take care of him, 14 00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:34,975 a truck hit him in the head. 15 00:08:35,058 --> 00:08:36,976 He ended up being a bit slow. 16 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:38,477 Look at the poor guy. 17 00:08:38,979 --> 00:08:41,898 A promise is a promise bro, I have to look after him. 18 00:08:41,981 --> 00:08:44,109 That’s a shame bro, but I’ll tell you something... 19 00:08:44,192 --> 00:08:47,195 Not everyone has his own gringo mascot. 20 00:08:55,954 --> 00:08:58,081 Come on man, no way, wéy! 21 00:08:58,164 --> 00:09:00,125 We’re trying to eat here! 22 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:01,334 Gross. 23 00:09:01,418 --> 00:09:02,460 It’s all good. 24 00:09:05,589 --> 00:09:07,507 I’m not a mascot dude. 25 00:09:09,217 --> 00:09:10,719 Obviously. 26 00:09:10,802 --> 00:09:12,095 I’m the Green Ghost. 27 00:09:12,971 --> 00:09:15,223 It’s not Grin-go. It’s Green Ghost, 28 00:09:17,017 --> 00:09:18,727 and he is my partner. 29 00:09:19,102 --> 00:09:22,147 Awww, look at them, they’re so cute. 30 00:09:22,230 --> 00:09:23,315 I didn’t know. 31 00:09:23,398 --> 00:09:25,066 Not in that way, duh. 32 00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:27,360 Yeah, yeah, but what’s up with the damn thong? 33 00:09:28,111 --> 00:09:30,155 it doesn’t show the underwear lines. 34 00:09:31,281 --> 00:09:35,368 You can see the lines of his underwear, 35 00:09:35,452 --> 00:09:37,203 with mine you can’t. 36 00:09:38,079 --> 00:09:40,999 It gives me more flexibility. 37 00:09:53,929 --> 00:09:54,888 Dumb, you will see... 38 00:09:58,391 --> 00:10:01,102 I’ll never be able to get that horrible image out of my mind. 39 00:10:01,186 --> 00:10:01,978 Never! 40 00:10:02,062 --> 00:10:03,897 If I don’t wear it I show everything bro! 41 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:06,816 I’m here to pump up the crowd for you bro, calm down. 42 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,735 We’re here now, so focus. 43 00:10:16,284 --> 00:10:19,204 On the north side of the octagon, we have Duncan, 44 00:10:19,287 --> 00:10:21,456 “EL MURO DE LA FRONTERA” Bronson! 45 00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:22,624 Mother Trucker. 46 00:10:22,916 --> 00:10:26,086 Because no Mexican fighter has ever been able to get past him. 47 00:10:31,841 --> 00:10:35,387 On the south side of the octagon, we have el Mex-SI-CAN! 48 00:10:44,354 --> 00:10:47,399 Mex-SI-CAN!!! 49 00:10:50,777 --> 00:10:54,447 Ladies and Gentlemen the Green Ghost is down! 50 00:10:57,701 --> 00:10:59,452 What’s your deal man? 51 00:11:01,746 --> 00:11:03,748 Let me OUT, open the door!!! 52 00:11:34,696 --> 00:11:37,699 You’ll NEVER get past the Border Wall, Mex-SI-CAN! 53 00:13:08,415 --> 00:13:10,166 Mex-SI-CAN WINS!!! 54 00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:16,506 Mex-SI-CAN has beaten down the Border Wall! 55 00:13:25,557 --> 00:13:29,436 What you did tonight was unbelievable. 56 00:13:54,002 --> 00:13:56,254 Even witch doctors, bro. 57 00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:03,970 ...the same when you were a kid? 58 00:14:25,909 --> 00:14:27,327 Look after her. 59 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:35,126 Rosita, two more for him please. 60 00:20:07,459 --> 00:20:09,586 My house is your house. 61 00:20:13,882 --> 00:20:15,800 Come here, honey. 62 00:25:49,968 --> 00:25:51,094 Really? 63 00:28:12,402 --> 00:28:15,739 Good morning my sweet dove. 64 00:28:28,418 --> 00:28:30,837 Moron, just shut up. 65 00:28:51,483 --> 00:28:52,859 Calm down. 66 00:29:54,546 --> 00:29:56,715 Stay away from my Nana! 67 00:31:46,199 --> 00:31:47,534 How are you doing, pal? 68 00:33:09,908 --> 00:33:10,909 Master Gin. 69 00:33:11,409 --> 00:33:12,661 Long time no see. 70 00:33:12,744 --> 00:33:13,703 Long time. 71 00:33:18,875 --> 00:33:20,669 Let’s go meet the new Green Warrior candidate. 72 00:33:25,006 --> 00:33:26,758 Bottoms up. 73 00:36:45,206 --> 00:36:46,917 How do you say it? 74 00:37:12,234 --> 00:37:14,653 Like a damn egg. 75 00:38:51,166 --> 00:38:52,042 Technique. 76 00:38:52,125 --> 00:38:53,043 Speed. 77 00:38:53,126 --> 00:38:54,044 Accuracy. 78 00:38:54,836 --> 00:38:57,964 These are our three most important elements. 79 00:38:58,048 --> 00:39:00,258 Now let me see what you’ve got. 80 00:39:19,736 --> 00:39:21,029 Please... 81 00:39:21,112 --> 00:39:24,115 You move like sticky rice, now chop chop. 82 00:39:24,616 --> 00:39:26,618 Practice harder now! 83 00:39:29,496 --> 00:39:30,914 Straighten your arm. 84 00:39:30,997 --> 00:39:32,040 One. 85 00:39:32,874 --> 00:39:35,001 One, two and three. 86 00:39:47,347 --> 00:39:49,182 Why the early shower? 87 00:40:00,569 --> 00:40:02,696 Still not ready! 88 00:40:06,992 --> 00:40:08,243 Again. 89 00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:23,675 Rattlesnake. 90 00:40:23,758 --> 00:40:25,468 What do you think about that? 91 00:40:56,124 --> 00:40:57,125 En garde. 92 00:41:23,026 --> 00:41:24,653 Still not ready! 93 00:43:24,522 --> 00:43:26,107 Like if you’re dancing! 94 00:43:26,775 --> 00:43:28,777 But not like a girl bro! 95 00:44:04,229 --> 00:44:05,438 Blocked! 96 00:50:46,548 --> 00:50:48,967 Nana! Nana, open the door! 97 00:53:29,669 --> 00:53:31,671 Goodbye Gringo. 98 01:00:05,023 --> 01:00:06,816 Just give me a chance bro. 99 01:00:06,900 --> 01:00:07,859 Please. 100 01:00:16,326 --> 01:00:17,827 May I interrupt? 101 01:00:46,898 --> 01:00:48,358 Check this out! 102 01:00:48,608 --> 01:00:50,694 Look what Gin made for me. 103 01:01:01,454 --> 01:01:02,038 Let's Go! 104 01:01:26,271 --> 01:01:27,063 How much farther? 105 01:01:27,147 --> 01:01:27,731 What? 106 01:01:27,772 --> 01:01:28,648 How much farther? 107 01:01:29,441 --> 01:01:30,817 I don’t know. 108 01:01:30,901 --> 01:01:32,986 I don’t know how much farther! 109 01:01:56,218 --> 01:01:57,761 How much farther is left bro? 110 01:01:58,428 --> 01:01:59,804 I don’t know how much farther is left! 111 01:01:59,888 --> 01:02:01,389 YOU’RE STRESSING ME OUT! 112 01:02:34,714 --> 01:02:36,716 And now? How much farther is left? 113 01:02:37,342 --> 01:02:38,260 Again? 114 01:02:39,678 --> 01:02:41,388 I don’t know how much farther is left! 115 01:02:41,471 --> 01:02:42,764 We are lost. 116 01:02:43,098 --> 01:02:44,849 Let’s go that way. 117 01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:01,700 We arrived. 118 01:03:14,462 --> 01:03:16,423 Get outta here! GO! 119 01:03:39,905 --> 01:03:41,698 What are you doing? 120 01:04:16,566 --> 01:04:18,902 This girl again? 121 01:07:03,525 --> 01:07:05,193 I’m gonna kick your ass! 122 01:07:57,704 --> 01:07:59,539 You didn’t even hurt me ha ha! 123 01:09:56,406 --> 01:09:57,908 Come on Trio. 124 01:09:57,991 --> 01:09:59,075 Let’s do it. 125 01:12:23,345 --> 01:12:25,805 Thanks for your faith in me. 126 01:12:26,348 --> 01:12:28,683 Forever, until the end. 127 01:13:40,171 --> 01:13:42,632 See you later GRINGO! 128 01:13:52,642 --> 01:13:54,311 You call that hitting the ball? 129 01:13:54,394 --> 01:13:55,770 What? Look where I hit it? 130 01:13:55,854 --> 01:13:57,230 That bat has cork in it! 131 01:13:57,314 --> 01:13:58,356 Cork?! 132 01:13:59,983 --> 01:14:02,152 Take a look and see if it’s made of cork. 133 01:14:06,031 --> 01:14:07,949 Come on guys! 134 01:14:17,292 --> 01:14:18,376 Crap balls! 135 01:14:52,494 --> 01:14:53,286 {\an8}Dedicated to my... 136 01:14:53,370 --> 01:14:57,582 {\an8}Nana Maricruz Aurora Aguirre from Montemorelos, Nuevo León Mexico. 137 01:14:57,666 --> 01:15:00,669 {\an8}“Thanks for taking care of me from the moment I was born. 138 01:15:00,794 --> 01:15:03,630 {\an8}I love you with all my heart!”