1 00:00:02,431 --> 00:00:05,857 KARA: When I was a child, my planet Krypton was dying. 2 00:00:06,335 --> 00:00:08,935 I was sent to Earth to protect my cousin. 3 00:00:09,750 --> 00:00:11,617 But my pod got knocked off-course 4 00:00:11,619 --> 00:00:12,952 and by the time I got here, 5 00:00:12,954 --> 00:00:17,223 my cousin had already grown up and become Superman. 6 00:00:18,092 --> 00:00:19,725 I hid who I really was 7 00:00:19,727 --> 00:00:24,263 until one day when an accident forced me to reveal myself to the world. 8 00:00:24,265 --> 00:00:27,399 To most people, I'm a reporter at CatCo Worldwide Media. 9 00:00:27,401 --> 00:00:30,970 But in secret, I work with my adoptive sister for the DEO 10 00:00:30,972 --> 00:00:32,905 to protect my city from alien life 11 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:35,875 and anyone else that means to cause it harm. 12 00:00:36,878 --> 00:00:39,478 I am Supergirl. 13 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,903 KARA: Previously on Supergirl... 14 00:00:41,905 --> 00:00:43,472 I'm going back to Mars. 15 00:00:43,474 --> 00:00:44,339 Goodbye, J'onn. 16 00:00:44,341 --> 00:00:46,308 Goodbye, Miss Martian. 17 00:00:46,310 --> 00:00:48,091 And I just got me thinking... 18 00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:50,382 Maybe I can have it all. 19 00:00:50,573 --> 00:00:51,638 Darling! 20 00:00:51,981 --> 00:00:53,927 Kara Zor-El, I love you. 21 00:00:56,118 --> 00:00:58,353 First, let's set the mood! 22 00:00:58,387 --> 00:00:59,754 Candles! 23 00:00:59,789 --> 00:01:00,727 Who are you? 24 00:01:00,775 --> 00:01:01,941 Then, music! 25 00:01:01,976 --> 00:01:03,076 (PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC) 26 00:01:03,110 --> 00:01:05,045 - What the hell? - Next, flowers! 27 00:01:07,014 --> 00:01:08,915 And for the piece de resistance... 28 00:01:08,949 --> 00:01:10,417 The ring! 29 00:01:10,451 --> 00:01:11,685 Kara, sweetie, it's like I said. 30 00:01:11,719 --> 00:01:13,286 I'm your one true love, your soulmate, 31 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:15,088 your one true pairing as the kids say. 32 00:01:15,122 --> 00:01:18,425 My name is Mxyzptlk and I love you, Kara Zor-El. 33 00:01:18,459 --> 00:01:20,760 Uh... Uh... 34 00:01:20,795 --> 00:01:22,028 Tell me... 35 00:01:22,063 --> 00:01:23,363 Will you marry me? 36 00:01:23,397 --> 00:01:25,298 - (LAUGHS) - ♪ I can show you the world ♪ 37 00:01:25,332 --> 00:01:28,968 Hey. I don't know how you got to this planet, 38 00:01:29,003 --> 00:01:32,038 - but she's with me. - The other suitor! 39 00:01:32,073 --> 00:01:35,041 I didn't see you there, tall, dark and bland-some. 40 00:01:35,076 --> 00:01:37,677 You're barely there, let alone my romantic rival. 41 00:01:37,712 --> 00:01:39,345 - No! - (GRUNTS) 42 00:01:39,380 --> 00:01:40,413 What... 43 00:01:40,448 --> 00:01:41,881 Invisible is a good look on you. 44 00:01:41,916 --> 00:01:43,817 Let's play to your strengths. 45 00:01:50,124 --> 00:01:51,391 Mon-El? 46 00:01:51,425 --> 00:01:53,126 Hey. Hey. 47 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:54,627 I'm going to kill him. 48 00:01:54,662 --> 00:01:56,396 What did you do with him? 49 00:01:56,430 --> 00:02:00,066 Relax, he's just letting it all hang out in the DEO. 50 00:02:00,101 --> 00:02:03,603 This is how it should be. Just you and me, together. 51 00:02:03,637 --> 00:02:05,805 Without McGurk-El around. 52 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:09,075 - ♪ Shining, shimmering ♪ - Stop! Stop. 53 00:02:09,110 --> 00:02:12,312 I don't know who you are or how you got here, Mix... 54 00:02:12,346 --> 00:02:13,847 Mxyzptlk. 55 00:02:13,881 --> 00:02:15,882 It's spelled like it sounds. 56 00:02:19,086 --> 00:02:22,455 All right then, Mxyzptlk, 57 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:25,391 just start again, and start slow. 58 00:02:25,426 --> 00:02:26,726 Where are you from? 59 00:02:26,761 --> 00:02:29,229 They call me the inter-dimensional man about town, 60 00:02:29,263 --> 00:02:31,831 but it doesn't matter where I'm from, sweet cheeks. 61 00:02:31,866 --> 00:02:34,734 - So let's get this knot tied. - (GASPS) What? 62 00:02:34,769 --> 00:02:37,170 It's... Are you crazy? 63 00:02:37,204 --> 00:02:39,055 You can't just put me in a wedding dress. 64 00:02:39,057 --> 00:02:39,673 Why not? 65 00:02:39,707 --> 00:02:40,774 It's Vera Wang. 66 00:02:40,808 --> 00:02:42,809 This is not okay. 67 00:02:44,011 --> 00:02:46,746 Okay. I'm sorry, I came on strong. 68 00:02:46,781 --> 00:02:50,350 I'm just enthusiastic to finally be here with you. 69 00:02:50,384 --> 00:02:51,751 How do you even know who I am? 70 00:02:53,287 --> 00:02:54,420 (PLAYING VIOLIN) 71 00:02:54,455 --> 00:02:57,190 I watched you cross the dimensions. 72 00:02:57,224 --> 00:03:00,693 An eternity of lovelessness. 73 00:03:00,728 --> 00:03:02,962 There's no one like you where I'm from, Kara. 74 00:03:02,997 --> 00:03:05,865 No woman as strong, or independent, or as beautiful, 75 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:08,601 or as brave, or as bold... 76 00:03:08,636 --> 00:03:13,306 Okay. Look. I'm flattered. 77 00:03:13,340 --> 00:03:16,142 But I'm not going to marry you, Mxyzptlk. 78 00:03:18,379 --> 00:03:21,114 It's funny, I'm all seeing and all powerful, 79 00:03:21,148 --> 00:03:23,850 but that's one of the few things I can't make you do. 80 00:03:23,884 --> 00:03:26,419 That and make you fall in love with me and/or stop you 81 00:03:26,453 --> 00:03:29,022 from killing yourself and/or make you drink orange juice for some reason. 82 00:03:29,056 --> 00:03:30,523 Everything else, yes. But go figure. 83 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:35,495 Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm just not interested. 84 00:03:35,529 --> 00:03:38,932 Don't be sorry, buttercup, I know what you're doing. 85 00:03:38,966 --> 00:03:42,068 You're playing hard to get, which is utterly charming and delightful, by the way. 86 00:03:42,102 --> 00:03:44,437 What? No. No. I'm not... 87 00:03:44,471 --> 00:03:47,240 You're flustered, confused, your heart is racing? 88 00:03:48,509 --> 00:03:50,109 I have that effect on women. 89 00:03:50,144 --> 00:03:51,611 Let me tell you how this works. 90 00:03:51,645 --> 00:03:53,046 I chose you as my mate, 91 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,048 and now I will wow you with breathtaking feats 92 00:03:55,082 --> 00:03:57,450 of ardor until you fall madly in love with me. 93 00:03:57,484 --> 00:04:01,855 And fear not, Kara Zor-El, you will fall in love with me. 94 00:04:01,889 --> 00:04:06,492 Once you've been adored by all powerful Mxy, there's no going back, see? 95 00:04:08,362 --> 00:04:09,963 Ciao, mio amore. 96 00:04:17,226 --> 00:04:19,390 - sync and corrections by Super C - - www.addic7ed.com - 97 00:04:19,506 --> 00:04:21,708 You've just been visited by a Fifth Dimensional being. 98 00:04:21,742 --> 00:04:23,543 Wait, you've seen one of these things before? 99 00:04:23,577 --> 00:04:24,744 Not here on Earth. 100 00:04:24,778 --> 00:04:26,913 On Mars, one of them moved 101 00:04:26,947 --> 00:04:29,616 the Xan'Xie Mountains halfway across the planet during the Zook Uprising. 102 00:04:31,085 --> 00:04:33,219 Fifth Dimensional life forms possess the ability to warp 103 00:04:33,254 --> 00:04:35,521 our reality to their own whims. 104 00:04:35,556 --> 00:04:38,524 Abilities that would appear, to all intents and purposes, to be magic. 105 00:04:38,559 --> 00:04:41,995 On Daxam we had a zero tolerance policy for those creatures. 106 00:04:42,029 --> 00:04:43,930 - You had them on Daxam? - Yeah. 107 00:04:43,964 --> 00:04:45,265 And those guys knew how to party, 108 00:04:45,299 --> 00:04:47,400 but they're dangerous. Very dangerous. 109 00:04:47,434 --> 00:04:49,636 Agent Schott, scan the archives for anything 110 00:04:49,670 --> 00:04:52,538 resembling Fifth Dimensional incursions here on Earth. 111 00:04:52,573 --> 00:04:54,908 Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind. You got it. 112 00:04:54,942 --> 00:04:56,442 Oh, hey. J'onn. 113 00:04:56,477 --> 00:04:58,945 We're ready to send your message to Mars whenever you are. 114 00:04:58,979 --> 00:05:00,480 What message? 115 00:05:00,514 --> 00:05:02,282 On Earth it's customary to send messages on Valentine's Day. 116 00:05:02,316 --> 00:05:04,250 We had a similar custom on Mars. 117 00:05:04,285 --> 00:05:05,818 It's too bad you can't call her. 118 00:05:05,853 --> 00:05:07,954 We Martians are a psychic people. 119 00:05:07,988 --> 00:05:10,256 All our communication was through thought. 120 00:05:10,291 --> 00:05:13,793 But when we had something really important to say, we would often write it down. 121 00:05:13,827 --> 00:05:16,763 On some planets, to write something is to truly say it. 122 00:05:16,797 --> 00:05:19,732 I'm sure M'gann will be very happy to hear from you. 123 00:05:19,767 --> 00:05:20,833 Thank you. 124 00:05:21,969 --> 00:05:23,036 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 125 00:05:24,138 --> 00:05:26,940 Hey. So, this Day of Valentine, 126 00:05:26,974 --> 00:05:28,474 is that something we're supposed to... 127 00:05:28,509 --> 00:05:30,810 -Maybe we should talk in private... -Okay, private. This is good. 128 00:05:30,844 --> 00:05:34,247 (CLEARS THROAT) So, you and me... 129 00:05:34,281 --> 00:05:35,415 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 130 00:05:35,449 --> 00:05:39,218 Um, there was something happening between us before 131 00:05:39,253 --> 00:05:40,954 - Mxyzptlk showed up. - Mmm-hmm. 132 00:05:40,988 --> 00:05:44,924 And I really, really want to get back to that. (LAUGHS) 133 00:05:44,959 --> 00:05:46,993 - Oh, yeah. Me, too... - But first, I have to get rid of him. 134 00:05:47,027 --> 00:05:51,097 I mean, of all the girls in all the galaxies, that the little imp had to pick you 135 00:05:51,131 --> 00:05:52,598 - to pursue you as his mate... - But don't worry. 136 00:05:52,633 --> 00:05:55,301 Because before you know it, he's going to be back in his dimension, 137 00:05:55,336 --> 00:06:00,006 and you and I, we can celebrate "The Day of the Valentine" together. 138 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,441 I promise. 139 00:06:04,278 --> 00:06:08,848 Black coffee, a sesame seed bagel, dry, double toasted. Gross. 140 00:06:08,882 --> 00:06:11,184 -Thanks, Danvers. You know me well. -Yeah. 141 00:06:11,218 --> 00:06:12,685 Oh... What's that? 142 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,354 It's from my mom. 143 00:06:14,388 --> 00:06:15,621 It's kind of silly. 144 00:06:15,656 --> 00:06:18,491 She's always made such a fuss about Valentine's Day. 145 00:06:18,525 --> 00:06:21,894 Here I am, 28 years old, and she still sends me cards. 146 00:06:21,929 --> 00:06:24,998 I always wondered who bought those. Let me see this. 147 00:06:25,032 --> 00:06:27,033 "Daughter, thank you for being who you are. 148 00:06:27,067 --> 00:06:29,302 "You will always be my star." Oh, my God... 149 00:06:29,336 --> 00:06:30,837 (BOTH LAUGHING) 150 00:06:30,871 --> 00:06:32,939 I... Yeah, it's kind of cheesy. 151 00:06:32,973 --> 00:06:36,009 I mean, Valentine's Day's kind of dumb, right? 152 00:06:36,043 --> 00:06:39,212 The ridiculous notion that you need a manufactured holiday 153 00:06:39,246 --> 00:06:40,613 to prove that you care? 154 00:06:40,647 --> 00:06:43,116 It just proves that people are patsies willing to throw away money 155 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:45,551 on cheap chocolate and wilted roses. 156 00:06:45,586 --> 00:06:46,686 Makes me want to puke. 157 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,888 I hate Valentine's Day. 158 00:06:48,922 --> 00:06:50,056 (CHUCKLES) 159 00:06:50,090 --> 00:06:51,557 Me, too. 160 00:06:51,592 --> 00:06:53,092 I knew we were right for each other, Danvers. 161 00:06:57,731 --> 00:06:58,998 (EXCLAIMS) Would... 162 00:07:02,336 --> 00:07:04,003 Can I get another Lallorian lager, please? 163 00:07:04,038 --> 00:07:07,640 - 'Cause Valentine's Day sucks. - (SNARLING) 164 00:07:07,674 --> 00:07:10,777 (STAMMERING) Was this your spot? 165 00:07:10,811 --> 00:07:13,913 He says Lallorian lager is for weak-minded idiots. 166 00:07:13,947 --> 00:07:15,548 Like you. 167 00:07:15,582 --> 00:07:19,118 Yeah... That is a very, very valid point. 168 00:07:19,153 --> 00:07:24,123 So why don't I buy you gentlemen something... Something stronger, right? 169 00:07:24,158 --> 00:07:26,859 - (GRUNTS) - (SNARLS) 170 00:07:26,894 --> 00:07:30,463 Put the human down. 171 00:07:34,635 --> 00:07:36,102 Whoa. 172 00:07:38,005 --> 00:07:39,739 (GROANING) 173 00:07:52,386 --> 00:07:54,253 I hate bullies. 174 00:07:54,288 --> 00:07:55,688 Yeah, yeah. I do too. 175 00:07:57,491 --> 00:08:00,359 Thank you for bailing me out. 176 00:08:00,394 --> 00:08:03,663 Not that I needed it because I totally had those guys. 177 00:08:03,697 --> 00:08:09,102 Oh, yeah. That guy probably would've choked to death on your bones as he ate you. 178 00:08:11,672 --> 00:08:14,540 I mean, that... That was awesome. 179 00:08:14,575 --> 00:08:15,842 So... (CHUCKLES) 180 00:08:15,876 --> 00:08:17,944 I'm Winn... 181 00:08:17,978 --> 00:08:20,079 Lyra Strayd. 182 00:08:21,548 --> 00:08:24,117 So where you from, Lyra? 183 00:08:24,151 --> 00:08:25,952 Starhaven. 184 00:08:25,986 --> 00:08:28,488 I'm sorry. Star... Are you serious? 185 00:08:28,522 --> 00:08:32,425 That's the number-one planet on my bucket list! 186 00:08:32,459 --> 00:08:35,461 My friend told me that Starhaven's like most idyllic planet 187 00:08:35,496 --> 00:08:36,996 in the universe. 188 00:08:37,030 --> 00:08:39,365 Right? Like you gotta love any place where the air smells like cinnamon. 189 00:08:39,399 --> 00:08:41,334 Smelled like cinnamon. 190 00:08:43,036 --> 00:08:45,505 Clearly your friend hasn't been off-world in a while. 191 00:08:45,539 --> 00:08:48,207 The blight came and made the air smell like death. 192 00:08:49,510 --> 00:08:52,778 "The hurt of one is the hurt of all. 193 00:08:52,813 --> 00:08:56,482 "The honor of one is the honor of all." 194 00:08:56,517 --> 00:08:58,317 It's a passage I translated from... 195 00:08:58,352 --> 00:09:00,753 The Book of the Ten-Pointed Star. 196 00:09:00,787 --> 00:09:03,156 My father read that to me every night when I was little. 197 00:09:03,190 --> 00:09:05,458 Wait, are you serious? That's, like, 198 00:09:05,492 --> 00:09:07,994 the one Starhaven book I know. 199 00:09:08,028 --> 00:09:09,896 What are the chances? 200 00:09:12,766 --> 00:09:15,034 Have dinner with me tonight. 201 00:09:15,068 --> 00:09:19,172 Really? (STAMMERS) Like a date? 202 00:09:19,206 --> 00:09:21,774 You do owe me your life. So... 203 00:09:21,808 --> 00:09:23,809 Yeah, I guess I do... 204 00:09:23,844 --> 00:09:26,012 And it is Valentine's Day. 205 00:09:27,447 --> 00:09:28,781 Yes, it is. 206 00:09:31,251 --> 00:09:32,985 (ALARM BLARING) 207 00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:35,087 We gotta go! 208 00:09:35,122 --> 00:09:36,189 Move! 209 00:09:42,362 --> 00:09:44,964 Hey, boys. What's the hurry? 210 00:09:47,334 --> 00:09:50,336 You're wasting your ammo. You know they can't hurt me. 211 00:09:50,370 --> 00:09:52,838 MXYZPTLK: But will bullets hurt them? 212 00:09:53,774 --> 00:09:56,042 - Mxy? What... - Hello, blossom. 213 00:09:58,412 --> 00:10:00,179 (GROANING) 214 00:10:00,214 --> 00:10:02,748 - What are you doing? - I saw this in a movie once... 215 00:10:03,817 --> 00:10:05,084 (GUN COCKING) 216 00:10:05,118 --> 00:10:06,185 No! 217 00:10:11,792 --> 00:10:14,026 - Thank you, Supergirl. - (GRUNTS) 218 00:10:14,061 --> 00:10:17,463 Let the wooing begin. 219 00:10:24,538 --> 00:10:26,272 - Where is Mxyzptlk now? - I don't know. 220 00:10:26,306 --> 00:10:27,807 He snapped away. 221 00:10:27,841 --> 00:10:31,143 I thought he was just after me, but he almost killed those guys. 222 00:10:31,178 --> 00:10:33,229 He's a lot more dangerous than I thought. 223 00:10:33,231 --> 00:10:33,914 Agreed. 224 00:10:33,947 --> 00:10:36,749 Agent Schott, have you found records of human dealing with these life forms? 225 00:10:36,783 --> 00:10:40,786 Uh, yes. Actually, lots. If you just 226 00:10:40,821 --> 00:10:44,924 take from it what you will, but between genies, djinn and leprechauns, 227 00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:49,028 I mean, humans have been documenting contact with reality-bending creatures 228 00:10:49,062 --> 00:10:50,830 for centuries. 229 00:10:50,864 --> 00:10:52,632 And how did they slay them? 230 00:10:52,666 --> 00:10:55,468 - On Daxam, we crush them. - What? 231 00:10:55,502 --> 00:10:57,336 No. Absolutely not. 232 00:10:57,371 --> 00:11:00,206 We learned the hard way that the only way to deal with them was to kill them quickly. 233 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,941 - Let me... Let me take care of him. - No! 234 00:11:01,975 --> 00:11:03,075 No. We don't kill. 235 00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:05,144 I'm not going to let some imp stalk you and live. 236 00:11:05,178 --> 00:11:08,047 I can take care of myself, Mon-El. Let me handle it. 237 00:11:08,081 --> 00:11:10,383 Oh, hey. So we're going to go non-lethal? 238 00:11:10,417 --> 00:11:12,018 - Yes. - No. 239 00:11:12,052 --> 00:11:15,621 The DEO has some recovered alien artifacts in a sub-basement storeroom. 240 00:11:15,656 --> 00:11:18,291 Maybe one of them can send Mxyzptlk back to the Fifth Dimension, 241 00:11:18,325 --> 00:11:19,792 or at least suppress his powers. 242 00:11:19,826 --> 00:11:21,160 WINN: I'll have them brought up. 243 00:11:21,194 --> 00:11:23,162 Good. 244 00:11:23,196 --> 00:11:24,997 Fifth Dimension... 245 00:11:26,233 --> 00:11:27,300 (PHONE CHIMES) 246 00:11:32,005 --> 00:11:33,205 (SIGHS) 247 00:11:36,176 --> 00:11:40,479 I can handle Mxyzptlk, but it's Mon-El who's infuriating. 248 00:11:40,514 --> 00:11:42,181 He has some grudge against imps. 249 00:11:42,215 --> 00:11:45,751 -Do you think Mon-El's jealous? -(LAUGHS) Uh, no. Of Mxyzptlk? 250 00:11:45,786 --> 00:11:48,387 No. I mean, that would be crazy. 251 00:11:53,293 --> 00:11:56,062 Though Mxy is persistent. 252 00:11:56,096 --> 00:11:58,030 Yeah... 253 00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:02,435 Oh, hey! Why don't you take these to Maggie? Maybe she'll enjoy them. 254 00:12:02,469 --> 00:12:04,303 Oh, um... 255 00:12:04,338 --> 00:12:05,404 What's the matter? 256 00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:09,308 I need some advice about Valentine's Day. 257 00:12:09,343 --> 00:12:11,277 Oh my God, it's your first Valentine's Day with Maggie! 258 00:12:11,311 --> 00:12:12,612 That's so exciting! 259 00:12:12,646 --> 00:12:15,181 Oh. You have to go to Il Palazzo. 260 00:12:15,215 --> 00:12:18,551 The bolognese-stuffed calamari is to die for. 261 00:12:18,585 --> 00:12:21,854 I'm sure they're booked, but Ms. Grant was a regular, so... 262 00:12:21,888 --> 00:12:26,559 Yeah... I don't need a reservation, Kara. That's precisely the problem. 263 00:12:26,593 --> 00:12:27,994 Um... 264 00:12:28,028 --> 00:12:30,496 Maggie hates Valentine's Day. 265 00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:33,065 Well, that's... That's kind of a bummer. 266 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:38,604 Look, I know. I know it's silly, but after so many Valentine's Days alone, 267 00:12:38,639 --> 00:12:42,341 I was just finally excited to be in a relationship where we could celebrate 268 00:12:42,376 --> 00:12:45,311 all the cheesy stuff couples celebrate. 269 00:12:45,345 --> 00:12:47,546 That's not silly at all. 270 00:12:47,581 --> 00:12:50,716 I'm sure she doesn't really hate Valentine's Day. 271 00:12:50,751 --> 00:12:53,352 She called it a manufactured holiday for patsies. 272 00:12:54,821 --> 00:12:58,724 Okay... Okay, so the trimmings aren't her style, 273 00:12:58,759 --> 00:13:01,794 but you can celebrate your own way. What kind of stuff does she like? 274 00:13:01,828 --> 00:13:02,895 I don't know. Guns? 275 00:13:04,398 --> 00:13:06,165 Anything else? 276 00:13:06,199 --> 00:13:09,135 Well, she loves scotch. You know, that's, um... 277 00:13:09,169 --> 00:13:12,038 - Good. - And, oh, she loves tiramisu. 278 00:13:12,072 --> 00:13:15,041 I mean, could eat it for every meal, literally. 279 00:13:15,075 --> 00:13:16,776 It's like her happy food. 280 00:13:16,810 --> 00:13:19,512 And she loves bonsai trees, 281 00:13:19,546 --> 00:13:22,915 which I know is totally random, but I mean, find it adorable. 282 00:13:22,949 --> 00:13:25,184 That's all great. So why don't you 283 00:13:25,218 --> 00:13:27,887 create a tailor-made Maggie Valentine's Day? 284 00:13:27,921 --> 00:13:30,723 And you can re-invent the holiday for the both of you. 285 00:13:31,992 --> 00:13:34,794 Yeah. Thanks, Kara. 286 00:13:34,828 --> 00:13:35,961 (CAR CRASHING) 287 00:13:38,065 --> 00:13:39,131 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 288 00:13:41,368 --> 00:13:43,202 (GROWLING) 289 00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:46,372 - Parasite! - How is he still alive? 290 00:13:46,406 --> 00:13:48,107 I don't know. Stay here. 291 00:14:03,523 --> 00:14:06,392 Hey. I thought you were dead. 292 00:14:06,426 --> 00:14:07,927 You're the one who's dead. 293 00:14:14,768 --> 00:14:16,302 (GROANS) 294 00:14:17,871 --> 00:14:19,038 (GROWLS) 295 00:14:22,109 --> 00:14:23,175 Remember me? 296 00:14:30,884 --> 00:14:31,951 (GROANS) 297 00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:37,849 Are you okay? 298 00:14:37,851 --> 00:14:40,427 I was going to ask you the same question. 299 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:42,261 (GROWLS) 300 00:14:44,865 --> 00:14:46,599 Look! Up in the sky! 301 00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:48,167 - It's a bird! - It's a plane! 302 00:14:48,201 --> 00:14:49,401 It's... 303 00:15:00,847 --> 00:15:01,914 Superman? 304 00:15:03,817 --> 00:15:05,184 Not quite. 305 00:15:05,218 --> 00:15:06,952 Mxy? 306 00:15:06,987 --> 00:15:08,154 Are you serious? 307 00:15:08,188 --> 00:15:11,023 Thought you could use a little extra help, Supey-Baby. 308 00:15:11,057 --> 00:15:13,292 Um, hello. I was helping her so... 309 00:15:13,326 --> 00:15:15,194 You? That's a laugh. 310 00:15:15,228 --> 00:15:16,962 You're lucky I flew in when I did, Supergirl. 311 00:15:16,997 --> 00:15:19,565 I mean, do you think this fraud could have helped you save the day? 312 00:15:19,599 --> 00:15:20,966 What superpower? 313 00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:23,602 I guess he could have leaped over Parasite like a gazelle. 314 00:15:23,637 --> 00:15:24,079 Hey, that's... 315 00:15:24,081 --> 00:15:25,405 Oh, would you like to see my superpower? 316 00:15:25,438 --> 00:15:26,906 'Cause I will just rip you apart 317 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:28,908 with my bare hands right here if you're interested in that. 318 00:15:28,942 --> 00:15:30,910 Spoken like a true Daxamite. 319 00:15:30,944 --> 00:15:35,381 You're nothing but a thug. I mean, this goddess, 320 00:15:35,415 --> 00:15:38,818 she requires a man who's equal in her powers and wits. 321 00:15:38,852 --> 00:15:42,188 Who can come to her aid when villains suddenly pop up. 322 00:15:42,222 --> 00:15:46,392 Wait... Parasite... This was all you? 323 00:15:46,426 --> 00:15:48,194 Don't you... Don't you see what he's doing here? 324 00:15:48,228 --> 00:15:52,765 He's creating havoc so that he can play the hero and then impress you. 325 00:15:52,799 --> 00:15:54,533 - What's wrong with that? - (SUPERGIRL SIGHS) 326 00:15:54,568 --> 00:15:57,069 She's been slumming it with you for so long, she doesn't realize what's out there. 327 00:15:57,103 --> 00:15:58,737 Why don't you just say your name backwards, buddy, 328 00:15:58,772 --> 00:16:00,306 and just zap back to wherever you came from, okay? 329 00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:03,108 Wait, that's how you send him away? 330 00:16:03,143 --> 00:16:05,544 -Don't you even... You have a rat face. -What is wrong... 331 00:16:05,579 --> 00:16:09,448 Stop. Stop. Enough. Mon-El, get out of here. Go. 332 00:16:09,482 --> 00:16:11,317 Me? What about him? 333 00:16:11,351 --> 00:16:14,486 I told you I was handling this, now go. 334 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:19,391 Fine. 335 00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,261 I thought he would never leave. 336 00:16:22,295 --> 00:16:24,563 Finally, darling, we're alone. 337 00:16:24,598 --> 00:16:27,867 What is it going to take to get you off this planet? 338 00:16:29,035 --> 00:16:30,636 It's like I said. 339 00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:33,706 It's going to take two little words 340 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:35,608 "I do." 341 00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:39,445 Or things will get very bad for your world. 342 00:16:45,732 --> 00:16:50,210 Hey. I cannot believe you sided with that fast-talking, nefarious twerp. 343 00:16:50,212 --> 00:16:51,193 I did not side with him. 344 00:16:51,195 --> 00:16:53,615 You sent me away so you could have private time with your stalker! 345 00:16:53,649 --> 00:16:57,118 I sent him away so that he didn't snap you off to Siberia, and plus, 346 00:16:57,152 --> 00:16:59,403 you were being out of control! 347 00:16:59,489 --> 00:17:03,725 Oh... I'm sorry that I was busy, uh, defending your honor. 348 00:17:03,759 --> 00:17:07,362 I'm not some damsel in distress. I'm Supergirl! 349 00:17:07,396 --> 00:17:09,831 I can defend myself, and more importantly, 350 00:17:09,866 --> 00:17:12,701 I told you I was handling it. 351 00:17:12,735 --> 00:17:15,804 Well, Kara, sometimes you're not a good judge of what you can handle. 352 00:17:15,838 --> 00:17:18,440 So... There it is. 353 00:17:18,474 --> 00:17:20,041 - Really? - Yes. 354 00:17:20,076 --> 00:17:22,244 Is that why you didn't tell me that the secret to getting Mxy 355 00:17:22,278 --> 00:17:24,379 off Earth was to get him to say his name backwards, 356 00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:25,514 because you didn't think I could handle it? 357 00:17:25,548 --> 00:17:28,416 No, I didn't tell you that because it never works! 358 00:17:28,451 --> 00:17:30,919 First of all, it's hard enough to say it forward, 359 00:17:30,953 --> 00:17:33,522 and second of all, that guy is a motor-mouth, but he's not stupid. 360 00:17:33,556 --> 00:17:34,756 You should have told me. 361 00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:38,627 You are so hard on me, Kara. Okay, but why not him? 362 00:17:38,661 --> 00:17:41,463 - I mean, that guy... Hey, hey! - What? God! 363 00:17:41,497 --> 00:17:44,432 He conjured up a supervillain and set it loose on National City. 364 00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:47,135 Did you give him an earful? No... No, no, no. 365 00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:49,838 Because Mxy snaps his fingers, and there's flowers in your loft. 366 00:17:49,872 --> 00:17:52,741 And he snaps his fingers, and you're in Vera Wang... 367 00:17:52,775 --> 00:17:56,178 - (CHUCKLES) Oh, my God! - What? 368 00:17:56,212 --> 00:18:00,248 - You're jealous. - I'm... That is ridiculous. 369 00:18:00,283 --> 00:18:01,816 - Oh, is it? - You know what, Kara? 370 00:18:01,851 --> 00:18:04,186 I knew you that you were a little full of yourself, like, a little bit. 371 00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:05,554 - Full of myself? - But this is off the charts... 372 00:18:05,588 --> 00:18:08,456 - What do you mean? - I'm not jealous. Okay? I'm angry, 373 00:18:08,491 --> 00:18:10,425 because you have an unfair double standard. 374 00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:13,161 Yeah. You're right, I don't hold you and Mxy to the same standard, 375 00:18:13,196 --> 00:18:15,463 because I expect bad behavior from him, but from you, 376 00:18:15,498 --> 00:18:17,799 - I expect much, much better. - Oh. 377 00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,868 - No, no, no... - What? 378 00:18:19,902 --> 00:18:22,103 You do not get to turn this around on me. 379 00:18:22,138 --> 00:18:24,706 Because I'm the one in this situation, at this moment... 380 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:25,941 Good to see you, Dana. 381 00:18:25,975 --> 00:18:27,842 - that is supposed to be mad. -You know what? 382 00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:30,612 I thought you changed. I really did, 383 00:18:30,646 --> 00:18:33,348 -but you are still the same macho... -Oh, here it is. 384 00:18:33,382 --> 00:18:34,416 - Say it! - Egotistical... 385 00:18:34,450 --> 00:18:35,483 - Daxamite? - Yes! 386 00:18:35,518 --> 00:18:37,352 - He's a Daxamite! - As you've always been. 387 00:18:37,386 --> 00:18:38,753 Mmm-hmm. 388 00:18:38,788 --> 00:18:40,355 -This was a mistake, you and me. -Agreed. 389 00:18:40,389 --> 00:18:42,457 - We shouldn't have... - Nope. 390 00:18:42,491 --> 00:18:43,892 Good. 391 00:18:46,762 --> 00:18:49,030 - So, are you going to kill the imp? - No. 392 00:18:52,501 --> 00:18:54,402 Hey, pal. How's it going? 393 00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:59,341 Oh, you know. Believe it or not, I'm having a girl issue. 394 00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:02,077 - Good timing. - Hey. Hey, you're great with girls. 395 00:19:02,111 --> 00:19:03,578 They throw themselves at you left and right. 396 00:19:03,613 --> 00:19:04,913 Yeah. Not all of them. 397 00:19:04,947 --> 00:19:07,782 Aw, come on, hit me. I need, like, a relationship pearl. 398 00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:10,218 - Come on. - Yeah. Uh... 399 00:19:10,253 --> 00:19:12,354 Things were a lot easier on Daxam, when I objectified women 400 00:19:12,388 --> 00:19:14,189 and didn't care about anyone. 401 00:19:14,223 --> 00:19:16,658 - So... - Okay. 402 00:19:16,692 --> 00:19:20,262 I feel you. Caring is, like, the kiss of death. 403 00:19:20,296 --> 00:19:21,474 What is in these? 404 00:19:21,476 --> 00:19:24,800 Oh! Only the coolest alien artifacts ever. 405 00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:27,402 Ah! We look with our eyes, okay? 406 00:19:27,436 --> 00:19:28,770 See? 407 00:19:28,804 --> 00:19:31,406 Now, I know that the "E" in DEO stands for, like, "Extra-Normal," 408 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:35,543 but this... I did not know we had stuff like this, dude. 409 00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:38,980 What would this do to the imp? 410 00:19:39,015 --> 00:19:42,584 I have almost no Earthly idea, but it tested off the charts 411 00:19:42,618 --> 00:19:44,119 on Fifth Dimensional energy. 412 00:19:44,153 --> 00:19:46,755 Now, the spectrometer needs to update before I can do anything else. 413 00:19:46,789 --> 00:19:47,856 It's going to take, like, six hours, so... 414 00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:48,957 - (CELLPHONE CHIMES) - Oh... 415 00:19:48,991 --> 00:19:52,227 So, meanwhile, I'm going to go be brave, 416 00:19:52,261 --> 00:19:56,731 and go to Valentine's Day dinner with, uh, that girl. 417 00:19:58,067 --> 00:19:59,567 - Godspeed. - Yeah. 418 00:20:09,278 --> 00:20:10,345 Danvers? 419 00:20:26,996 --> 00:20:29,664 Hey, I was just about to make my entrance, 420 00:20:29,699 --> 00:20:34,602 but I can't without the lights and music. 421 00:20:35,905 --> 00:20:37,472 You're not happy? 422 00:20:38,507 --> 00:20:40,342 I told you I hate Valentine's Day. 423 00:20:40,376 --> 00:20:43,511 What part of that got lost in translation? 424 00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:48,016 I'm sorry, I just thought maybe I could change your mind. 425 00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:51,319 I have one pet peeve, Danvers, and that's not being heard. 426 00:20:52,922 --> 00:20:54,723 Okay. 427 00:20:54,757 --> 00:20:56,691 - I'm listening. - No, forget it. I'm outta here. 428 00:20:56,726 --> 00:20:58,093 Hey, no! 429 00:20:59,528 --> 00:21:01,796 You don't get to just walk out, Maggie. 430 00:21:01,831 --> 00:21:03,365 This is a relationship. 431 00:21:03,399 --> 00:21:06,568 You're the one who told me not to push my feelings down, so... 432 00:21:07,636 --> 00:21:09,070 Now it's your turn. 433 00:21:09,105 --> 00:21:10,472 (STAMMERS) You want to know? 434 00:21:10,506 --> 00:21:12,574 - Yeah. - Okay, yeah, fine. 435 00:21:12,608 --> 00:21:16,745 When I told you that my parents were supportive of my coming out, I lied. 436 00:21:16,779 --> 00:21:18,079 What? 437 00:21:18,114 --> 00:21:21,182 I had this friend when I was 14, Elisa Wilkey. 438 00:21:21,217 --> 00:21:25,887 We'd hang out in her parents' basement, watching horror flicks, 439 00:21:25,921 --> 00:21:29,157 and smoking cigarettes. I... 440 00:21:29,191 --> 00:21:34,696 She was the first girl that I knew that I liked in a way that was different. 441 00:21:34,730 --> 00:21:36,698 And I thought that she liked me, too. 442 00:21:36,732 --> 00:21:43,238 And so on Valentine's Day, I put a card in her locker declaring my feelings, 443 00:21:43,272 --> 00:21:45,540 and asking her to the dance. Well... 444 00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:50,578 She gave that card to her parents. 445 00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:53,148 And then they called my parents. 446 00:21:53,182 --> 00:21:55,250 And that's how I was outed. 447 00:21:58,721 --> 00:22:01,823 And then my dad kicked me out, and I had to live with an aunt for three years. 448 00:22:03,459 --> 00:22:06,728 - Maggie, I'm... I'm sorry. - Yeah, whatever. 449 00:22:06,762 --> 00:22:10,465 But I don't understand. Why didn't you just tell me the truth? 450 00:22:10,499 --> 00:22:15,403 I didn't want to scare you. Okay? I wanted it to be better for you. 451 00:22:16,872 --> 00:22:18,807 I gotta go. 452 00:22:18,841 --> 00:22:21,009 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 453 00:22:29,318 --> 00:22:30,485 WINN: Hey. 454 00:22:30,519 --> 00:22:33,521 Hey, hey! I'm so sorry. Sorry I'm late. 455 00:22:33,556 --> 00:22:35,256 - Better have a good reason. - I do. 456 00:22:35,291 --> 00:22:40,028 I just got us reservations at Saxon's, which, on Valentine's Day, 457 00:22:40,062 --> 00:22:43,364 is, like, harder than getting a Hellgrammite to eat leafy greens, so... 458 00:22:43,399 --> 00:22:46,100 So we are set for 8:00. Um... 459 00:22:46,135 --> 00:22:51,139 And you can tell me about Starhaven, and I'll tell you about growing up in Newark. 460 00:22:51,173 --> 00:22:53,675 And then I thought we'd get a nightcap. 461 00:22:53,709 --> 00:22:56,177 You know, just talk some more. I just feel like, um, 462 00:22:56,212 --> 00:22:59,948 when dating, it's better to get to know each other... 463 00:23:02,451 --> 00:23:04,652 I want you. 464 00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:06,521 Yeah. That's good, too. 465 00:23:07,923 --> 00:23:09,691 (CLATTERING) 466 00:23:10,893 --> 00:23:13,161 Kill... Tip... Seize... Um... 467 00:23:13,195 --> 00:23:15,096 Kltpzy... 468 00:23:15,130 --> 00:23:16,464 Kltpzyxm... 469 00:23:16,499 --> 00:23:17,765 Kltpzyxm! 470 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,133 What language is that? 471 00:23:19,168 --> 00:23:21,803 It's Mxyzptlk spelled backwards. 472 00:23:21,837 --> 00:23:25,173 Maybe Mon-El was right. I mean, how am I going to get him to say this? 473 00:23:25,207 --> 00:23:27,242 I hope Winn found something that will work. 474 00:23:27,276 --> 00:23:29,210 - Where is he? - He should be here. 475 00:23:29,245 --> 00:23:31,880 Most of the relics tested negative for Fifth Dimensional energy, 476 00:23:31,914 --> 00:23:34,349 however, there was one that might be of some use. 477 00:23:35,584 --> 00:23:36,718 J'ONN: Odd. 478 00:23:38,454 --> 00:23:39,854 Mon-El. 479 00:23:39,889 --> 00:23:40,955 Mxyzptlk! 480 00:23:42,358 --> 00:23:45,860 Show yourself, you smug, grand-standing dandy. 481 00:23:45,895 --> 00:23:50,098 Oh, bummer sticks. It's just you. 482 00:23:50,132 --> 00:23:52,267 I've come to challenge you, Mxyzptlk. 483 00:23:52,301 --> 00:23:54,035 A Daxamite duel? 484 00:23:54,069 --> 00:23:55,470 I never had one of those before. 485 00:23:57,106 --> 00:23:58,172 - For Kara's hand? - Yes. 486 00:23:58,207 --> 00:23:59,240 - To the death? - Yes. 487 00:23:59,275 --> 00:24:00,875 - I accept. - Good. 488 00:24:00,910 --> 00:24:02,744 - But first... - Buddy. 489 00:24:02,778 --> 00:24:04,979 If we're going to take part in a proper duel, we're gonna do it 490 00:24:05,014 --> 00:24:06,915 like the gentlemen that we are. 491 00:24:09,118 --> 00:24:10,184 What the... 492 00:24:10,219 --> 00:24:12,687 How do you like the duds, Monsieur Hamilton? 493 00:24:14,657 --> 00:24:19,160 I'm a Burr man, myself. He gets a bad rap, but let's be honest, 494 00:24:19,194 --> 00:24:21,629 he was the one who knew his way around a pistol. 495 00:24:22,598 --> 00:24:25,366 Pistols at dawn! So revolutionary. 496 00:24:26,302 --> 00:24:27,368 I love it. 497 00:24:29,204 --> 00:24:31,172 So if I shoot you with this, you'll die? 498 00:24:31,206 --> 00:24:33,508 That is generally how these things work, yes. 499 00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:35,310 But don't throw away your shot, 500 00:24:35,344 --> 00:24:36,411 because you'll only get one. 501 00:24:37,613 --> 00:24:38,680 I only need one. 502 00:24:42,851 --> 00:24:44,152 (LAUGHS) 503 00:24:47,323 --> 00:24:48,790 (GROANS) 504 00:24:48,824 --> 00:24:50,892 Did you really think I would hand you a loaded gun 505 00:24:50,926 --> 00:24:52,594 that could actually kill me? 506 00:24:52,628 --> 00:24:55,830 You Daxamites really are thick, aren't you? 507 00:25:00,569 --> 00:25:02,804 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 508 00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:14,382 You may have cut me off from the Fifth Dimension, Daxamite, 509 00:25:14,416 --> 00:25:18,453 but I still know a thing or two about the old fisticuffs. 510 00:25:25,027 --> 00:25:26,294 (GROANS) 511 00:25:27,296 --> 00:25:28,663 Whoo! 512 00:25:29,632 --> 00:25:30,798 (YELLS) 513 00:25:33,502 --> 00:25:36,304 How could you think she'd ever want to be with someone like you? 514 00:25:36,338 --> 00:25:38,072 Why, you think she's gonna be with you? 515 00:25:38,107 --> 00:25:39,540 Face it, what do you've got to offer her? 516 00:25:39,575 --> 00:25:40,875 I can give her anything. 517 00:25:40,909 --> 00:25:43,311 There's no contest between you and me, and you know it. 518 00:25:43,345 --> 00:25:46,314 I'm a God and you're a loser! 519 00:25:46,348 --> 00:25:47,515 (GRUNTING) 520 00:25:47,549 --> 00:25:50,852 - You're a dead man. - Strike that. 521 00:25:50,886 --> 00:25:51,953 Reverse it. 522 00:25:56,592 --> 00:25:58,593 I hear you're allergic to lead. 523 00:26:01,263 --> 00:26:02,397 Stop! 524 00:26:03,465 --> 00:26:05,133 - Kara. - Sweetheart. 525 00:26:05,167 --> 00:26:06,801 This volatile maniac tried to kill me! 526 00:26:06,835 --> 00:26:08,670 It'll be better for all of us once I snuff him out. 527 00:26:08,704 --> 00:26:10,138 I'll marry you! 528 00:26:10,172 --> 00:26:11,439 - You will? - You will? 529 00:26:13,375 --> 00:26:17,879 Yes, I've thought about it, and you're right. 530 00:26:17,913 --> 00:26:21,683 You're gifted, brilliant, and together we can do anything. 531 00:26:21,717 --> 00:26:23,217 Take me as your wife. 532 00:26:23,252 --> 00:26:26,320 Darling, you and I are going to be the ultimate power couple. 533 00:26:26,355 --> 00:26:30,224 - Kara, no... - He talks too much. 534 00:26:30,259 --> 00:26:31,659 Let's get this show on the road. 535 00:26:31,694 --> 00:26:34,996 I'll get our officiant, you want the Pope, a Lubavitcher Rabbi? 536 00:26:35,030 --> 00:26:38,366 It would mean the world to me if I followed proper Kryptonian custom 537 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,635 and got married on the soil of my people. 538 00:26:40,669 --> 00:26:42,704 Kryptonian soil coming up. 539 00:26:42,738 --> 00:26:46,007 No. I meant... I meant the Fortress of Solitude. 540 00:26:47,443 --> 00:26:48,509 I'll wear my mother's dress. 541 00:26:49,578 --> 00:26:51,546 So meet me there tomorrow at noon. 542 00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:53,047 I'll see you soon... 543 00:26:56,351 --> 00:26:57,418 Wife. 544 00:27:05,401 --> 00:27:06,468 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 545 00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:08,036 Yes, I'm coming. 546 00:27:08,971 --> 00:27:10,238 Thank God you're still here! 547 00:27:10,272 --> 00:27:12,440 - Mon-El... - It's not too late. 548 00:27:12,475 --> 00:27:15,710 Okay? You're right. You're right, okay? 549 00:27:15,745 --> 00:27:17,812 I'm jealous. 550 00:27:17,847 --> 00:27:22,117 I wish I could snap my fingers and give you anything you wish for, 551 00:27:22,151 --> 00:27:24,452 and it kills me that he can do that stuff for you and I can't. 552 00:27:24,487 --> 00:27:27,522 And I acted badly, okay? Very badly. 553 00:27:27,556 --> 00:27:30,725 But please... Please do not marry him. 554 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:31,761 I will be better for you... 555 00:27:31,763 --> 00:27:33,429 It's not just the jealousy thing, Mon-El. 556 00:27:33,462 --> 00:27:36,130 It's the patronizing ego thing. 557 00:27:36,164 --> 00:27:38,666 I told you I could handle Mxy, and you didn't listen. 558 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:41,101 I swear to Rao, I will listen, Kara. 559 00:27:41,136 --> 00:27:43,737 I will respect you, just please, just give me another chance... 560 00:27:43,772 --> 00:27:45,305 I'm sorry. I can't. 561 00:27:46,274 --> 00:27:48,242 I'm marrying Mxyzptlk. 562 00:27:50,545 --> 00:27:52,079 Kara, no. 563 00:27:52,113 --> 00:27:54,081 Look, I'm not in love with him, 564 00:27:54,115 --> 00:27:56,917 but it's the only way to stop him from hurting other people, 565 00:27:56,951 --> 00:27:58,719 and from killing you. 566 00:27:58,753 --> 00:28:01,088 And you know what? He makes an excellent point. 567 00:28:01,122 --> 00:28:04,792 He has limitless power that he can use to help me fight for justice. 568 00:28:06,628 --> 00:28:07,928 We'll make a great team. 569 00:28:12,534 --> 00:28:14,435 I thought we were going to do that. 570 00:28:19,874 --> 00:28:21,542 We're too different, Mon-El. 571 00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:33,287 I'm sorry. 572 00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:44,832 (SIGHS) 573 00:28:51,206 --> 00:28:52,272 Alex? 574 00:28:53,575 --> 00:28:55,042 Hey, Kara. Alex around? 575 00:28:55,076 --> 00:28:57,044 I was looking for her, too. She's not here. 576 00:28:57,078 --> 00:28:58,645 I was hoping I could see her. 577 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,882 I need to apologize. I acted like an idiot last night. 578 00:29:04,018 --> 00:29:07,054 Look, I know Valentine's Day might not be happy for you, 579 00:29:07,088 --> 00:29:08,689 but it means something to Alex 580 00:29:08,723 --> 00:29:12,126 to spend a romantic holiday with someone she cares about. 581 00:29:13,895 --> 00:29:17,498 Maybe you might want to consider making some changes for her. 582 00:29:21,703 --> 00:29:22,770 I gotta go. 583 00:29:28,409 --> 00:29:31,111 Kara, darling! 584 00:29:31,146 --> 00:29:32,513 Where are you? 585 00:29:33,481 --> 00:29:35,983 It's time! Kara! 586 00:29:36,017 --> 00:29:38,452 You said noon and here I am! 587 00:29:40,021 --> 00:29:42,222 - Kara! - I can hear you. 588 00:29:46,394 --> 00:29:49,596 Where's the dress? The flowers? The pigs in blankets? 589 00:29:54,202 --> 00:29:55,502 Ah... 590 00:29:56,437 --> 00:29:58,505 See, that's the thing, Mxy. 591 00:29:59,574 --> 00:30:01,642 I'm not going to marry you. 592 00:30:01,676 --> 00:30:02,535 What do you mean? 593 00:30:02,537 --> 00:30:05,113 I brought you to the Fortress in case you got violent again. 594 00:30:05,146 --> 00:30:07,714 'Cause I didn't want anyone to get hurt when I broke the news. 595 00:30:08,883 --> 00:30:11,218 It's not going to work between us. 596 00:30:11,252 --> 00:30:12,820 Ever. 597 00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:13,921 But you said... 598 00:30:15,456 --> 00:30:18,826 - You don't love me? - Love isn't making demands of someone, 599 00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:20,994 or forcing them to marry you. 600 00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:23,831 Love is putting someone else's needs above your own. 601 00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:28,135 So you brought me all the way up here just to reject me? 602 00:30:29,971 --> 00:30:32,606 I think you're going to have to explain your catastrophic lack of judgment 603 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,341 to your family. 604 00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:36,109 What's that, Uncle Jor-El? 605 00:30:36,144 --> 00:30:40,314 If you have to hold Kara down till she sees reason and becomes my bride, you will? 606 00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:57,231 I offered you the world, Kara Zor-El. 607 00:30:57,265 --> 00:30:58,465 Anything you wanted. 608 00:30:58,499 --> 00:31:00,033 And you reject it all? 609 00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:02,035 I could have made you a god, like me. 610 00:31:06,608 --> 00:31:07,674 (GRUNTS) 611 00:31:10,311 --> 00:31:14,948 I don't want to be a god, Mxy. I just want you off of Earth. 612 00:31:14,983 --> 00:31:17,718 You don't get to tell me what to do until after we're married! 613 00:31:19,787 --> 00:31:20,888 Sorry, Uncle Jor-El. 614 00:31:38,072 --> 00:31:40,274 You think this is the worst it can get? 615 00:31:40,308 --> 00:31:42,643 One snap and I'll crack your world in half. 616 00:31:42,677 --> 00:31:44,244 Then where will you go, Krtonian? 617 00:31:44,279 --> 00:31:45,679 I will hound you across the stars, Kara, 618 00:31:45,713 --> 00:31:47,014 until you admit that you love me. 619 00:31:47,048 --> 00:31:49,182 I'm done with this, Mxyzptlk. 620 00:31:49,217 --> 00:31:50,751 And I'm done with you. 621 00:31:50,785 --> 00:31:51,852 You wanna get nuts? 622 00:31:53,087 --> 00:31:54,154 Let's get nuts. 623 00:31:56,324 --> 00:31:58,525 FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Now sealing the Fortress of Solitude. 624 00:31:58,559 --> 00:31:59,626 What are you doing? 625 00:31:59,661 --> 00:32:01,762 Setting the Atomic Cauldron to self-destruct. 626 00:32:01,796 --> 00:32:03,330 The Atomic whatnow? 627 00:32:03,364 --> 00:32:06,700 The Fortress has one of the most powerful fusion furnaces on Earth. 628 00:32:06,734 --> 00:32:08,568 I'm overloading the Sunstones at its core. 629 00:32:08,603 --> 00:32:12,439 Okay, well, Kara. Let's not be too hasty, huh? 630 00:32:12,473 --> 00:32:14,875 - Maybe we should... - Atomic Cauldron fusion 631 00:32:14,909 --> 00:32:17,344 increased 2,000%. 632 00:32:17,378 --> 00:32:21,715 When the Cauldron goes up, it'll explode with the force of a 400-megaton bomb. 633 00:32:21,749 --> 00:32:26,119 The Fortress is sealed so should contain the blast, but anyone inside it will... 634 00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:29,323 - This sounds bad. - You can't stop me from killing myself. 635 00:32:29,357 --> 00:32:31,491 It's in the rules. 636 00:32:31,526 --> 00:32:36,797 Okay. There's only room for one crazy person in this relationship. 637 00:32:36,831 --> 00:32:39,733 Maybe we should just, um, control-alt-delete this, 638 00:32:39,767 --> 00:32:43,070 and we can talk it over with a cup of Thoni tea. 639 00:32:43,104 --> 00:32:47,507 Being with you would mean being at odds every day with my heart, Mxyzptlk. 640 00:32:47,542 --> 00:32:50,043 I'd rather die in here than be with you. 641 00:32:50,078 --> 00:32:52,980 Atomic Cauldron detonation countdown initiated. 642 00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:54,548 Well, here's the thing. 643 00:32:54,582 --> 00:32:56,216 I'm calling your bluff. 644 00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:57,918 I don't believe that you'd destroy all of this. 645 00:32:57,952 --> 00:33:01,054 Atomic Cauldron detonation in one minute. 646 00:33:01,089 --> 00:33:03,824 Okay, please. I'll do anything. 647 00:33:03,858 --> 00:33:05,258 Just don't die. 648 00:33:05,293 --> 00:33:08,895 I'm sorry. I'm not going to tell you the cancellation code. 649 00:33:08,930 --> 00:33:10,664 So there's a code? 650 00:33:13,968 --> 00:33:15,435 I can't read this. 651 00:33:17,905 --> 00:33:21,441 Atomic Cauldron detonation in 30 seconds. 652 00:33:21,476 --> 00:33:24,077 I don't have time to learn your stupid moon language! 653 00:33:26,714 --> 00:33:29,716 Please, Supergirl. I'm literally begging you. Don't do this. 654 00:33:29,751 --> 00:33:31,518 I'll do anything. You want world peace? You got it. 655 00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:34,821 I can make that happen. Just don't kill yourself. 656 00:33:34,856 --> 00:33:36,623 The world needs Supergirl. 657 00:33:36,657 --> 00:33:39,426 Fifteen seconds to Atomic Cauldron detonation. 658 00:33:39,460 --> 00:33:41,228 Please. Tell me the code. 659 00:33:44,298 --> 00:33:46,066 Push that one. 660 00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:48,135 - Yes. - That one. 661 00:33:48,169 --> 00:33:49,845 Five seconds to Atomic Cauldron detonation. 662 00:33:49,847 --> 00:33:50,405 That one. 663 00:33:50,438 --> 00:33:52,939 - Uh... This one. - Four. 664 00:33:52,974 --> 00:33:55,742 - That, that and that. - Three, two... 665 00:33:57,612 --> 00:34:00,981 - Atomic Cauldron detonation canceled. - Yes! 666 00:34:05,453 --> 00:34:07,287 No. 667 00:34:07,321 --> 00:34:09,156 You made me write my name backwards. 668 00:34:09,190 --> 00:34:13,827 Yup. On some planets, to write something down is to truly say it. 669 00:34:13,861 --> 00:34:16,563 - You tricked me. - No. 670 00:34:16,597 --> 00:34:18,765 No, I followed the rules. 671 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,100 If you say your name backwards, 672 00:34:20,134 --> 00:34:22,335 you go back to the Fifth Dimension, no questions asked. 673 00:34:22,370 --> 00:34:25,806 That's it, you nasty woman. 674 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,007 Now I'm gonna... 675 00:34:29,644 --> 00:34:31,244 No. It's started. 676 00:34:34,048 --> 00:34:38,652 I just wanted... I wanted someone to love me. 677 00:34:38,686 --> 00:34:41,320 You can't force love, Mxyzptlk, 678 00:34:42,486 --> 00:34:44,053 you have to let it find you. 679 00:34:57,872 --> 00:34:58,872 My name's Ellie. 680 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:02,917 (EXHALES) 681 00:35:06,288 --> 00:35:07,355 WINN: Hey. 682 00:35:08,924 --> 00:35:10,725 Hey. 683 00:35:10,759 --> 00:35:12,327 Everyone is staring at me. 684 00:35:12,361 --> 00:35:13,428 Let them stare. 685 00:35:15,364 --> 00:35:20,513 You... I mean, you look just beautiful. 686 00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:24,572 - I didn't think you'd call. - Why? 687 00:35:24,606 --> 00:35:30,378 Last night was, like, beyond amazing on just so many levels. 688 00:35:30,412 --> 00:35:33,915 I figured it was a one-time thing for you. 689 00:35:33,949 --> 00:35:36,217 An experience. 690 00:35:36,251 --> 00:35:39,921 I've never met a human that was actually up for dating an alien. 691 00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:44,792 Well, now you have. 692 00:35:44,827 --> 00:35:47,028 Look, I'm not... I'm not naive, okay? 693 00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:52,600 I know that there are lots of people who don't think that humans and aliens should mix. 694 00:35:52,634 --> 00:35:54,969 If we're being super honest, 695 00:35:56,038 --> 00:35:57,538 potentially 696 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:03,878 falling for an alien is not what scares me. 697 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:08,082 It's falling for anyone. Just have kind of 698 00:36:09,518 --> 00:36:12,253 had my heart trampled on a few times. 699 00:36:14,189 --> 00:36:15,256 Me, too. 700 00:36:16,558 --> 00:36:20,661 You aren't like some experience to me, okay? 701 00:36:20,696 --> 00:36:26,734 You're a potentially real, fulfilling, challenging relationship 702 00:36:26,769 --> 00:36:30,438 and that's just way too much chaos. That's too fast... 703 00:36:30,472 --> 00:36:34,575 Whoo-hoo. Just gonna... Um... 704 00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:38,046 What do you say we just... We take it slow? 705 00:36:39,748 --> 00:36:40,815 Sure. 706 00:36:41,884 --> 00:36:42,950 Okay. 707 00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:49,057 Slow. 708 00:36:51,260 --> 00:36:53,361 Take me to where you live. 709 00:36:53,395 --> 00:36:56,230 Yes, ma'am. 710 00:37:03,172 --> 00:37:04,238 Maggie? 711 00:37:23,392 --> 00:37:25,093 Wow, you're breathtaking. 712 00:37:26,462 --> 00:37:28,129 Maggie, what is all this? 713 00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:30,698 It's your belated Valentine's Day prom. 714 00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:32,967 May I? 715 00:37:39,908 --> 00:37:42,009 I'm sorry. 716 00:37:42,044 --> 00:37:43,578 So sorry. 717 00:37:43,612 --> 00:37:45,913 I was too busy nursing my old wounds, 718 00:37:45,948 --> 00:37:49,150 and I forgot to look at the gorgeous woman in front of me, 719 00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:50,985 and consider her feelings. 720 00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:54,422 You deserved all of this as a girl, the pomp and the fuss. 721 00:37:54,456 --> 00:37:57,658 And you deserve an amazing romance 722 00:37:57,693 --> 00:38:00,828 with the woman who's absolutely crazy about you. 723 00:38:02,764 --> 00:38:04,232 Don't you hate all this? 724 00:38:04,266 --> 00:38:07,735 Alex, you're the one woman that could make me like Valentine's Day. 725 00:38:14,076 --> 00:38:16,577 May I have this dance? 726 00:38:16,612 --> 00:38:18,779 Yeah... Yes! 727 00:38:29,491 --> 00:38:30,758 Hi. 728 00:38:30,792 --> 00:38:31,859 Hi. 729 00:38:32,928 --> 00:38:35,897 Can I... Thanks. 730 00:38:35,931 --> 00:38:40,601 (STAMMERING) Hey, I just wanted to let you know that 731 00:38:41,603 --> 00:38:42,670 you're awesome. 732 00:38:43,739 --> 00:38:45,173 No, you are. 733 00:38:45,207 --> 00:38:49,610 You out-tricked the most cunning intergalactic trickster, 734 00:38:49,645 --> 00:38:53,114 and you did it your way, without violence, 735 00:38:53,148 --> 00:38:55,616 which I never should have doubted because you're... 736 00:38:55,651 --> 00:38:57,251 You know, you're you. 737 00:38:57,286 --> 00:38:58,786 Thanks. 738 00:38:58,820 --> 00:39:00,588 I also wanted to say 739 00:39:02,057 --> 00:39:03,124 I'm sorry. 740 00:39:04,593 --> 00:39:06,227 For acting like an ass. 741 00:39:06,261 --> 00:39:09,397 I've been giving it a lot of thought and I have realized 742 00:39:13,335 --> 00:39:16,404 that you are my Kryptonite. 743 00:39:16,438 --> 00:39:18,539 - Me? - Oh, uh... 744 00:39:18,574 --> 00:39:22,843 No, I mean, my feelings for you. 745 00:39:22,878 --> 00:39:27,281 I've never felt like this about anyone in my life... 746 00:39:27,316 --> 00:39:31,719 I didn't know that there were this many feelings to even be had. 747 00:39:31,753 --> 00:39:35,590 My emotions, I guess they made me kind of crazy. 748 00:39:35,624 --> 00:39:36,891 Yeah... 749 00:39:36,925 --> 00:39:38,693 I totally get it, yeah. 750 00:39:38,727 --> 00:39:42,230 Anyway, I'm really glad you're okay. 751 00:39:42,264 --> 00:39:45,733 And I'm really, really happy that you didn't marry that guy. 752 00:39:45,767 --> 00:39:46,834 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 753 00:39:47,769 --> 00:39:49,303 Me too. 754 00:39:49,338 --> 00:39:50,404 Anyway, um... 755 00:39:51,773 --> 00:39:54,008 I'll get... I'll get out of your hair. 756 00:39:54,042 --> 00:39:57,144 Wait. Don't go yet. Please. 757 00:40:01,116 --> 00:40:04,885 I get that you were upset that I wasn't listening to you and I... 758 00:40:06,221 --> 00:40:09,757 I tried really, really, really hard to listen to you this time. 759 00:40:11,526 --> 00:40:14,128 And I heard that you... 760 00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:17,265 You don't think that we belong together, and I respected that. 761 00:40:17,299 --> 00:40:20,301 No, but Mxy wasn't the only one I tricked. 762 00:40:22,771 --> 00:40:24,138 I didn't mean it. 763 00:40:25,374 --> 00:40:27,475 I just said it so you'd let me go 764 00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:29,577 to protect you. 765 00:40:33,315 --> 00:40:35,383 Plus, he could have been listening, so... 766 00:40:40,322 --> 00:40:41,455 Wait. 767 00:40:41,490 --> 00:40:44,225 Wait, so you didn't mean any of that stuff that you said? 768 00:40:44,259 --> 00:40:47,962 Well, the first bit about your infuriating male ego, 769 00:40:47,996 --> 00:40:50,064 that part I meant. 770 00:40:50,098 --> 00:40:53,668 - Okay, okay. - (KARA LAUGHS) 771 00:40:53,702 --> 00:40:58,105 But the second part about us not being a match... 772 00:41:00,876 --> 00:41:02,510 I didn't mean that. 773 00:41:05,547 --> 00:41:06,614 Wow. 774 00:41:07,816 --> 00:41:10,751 No, you're good. You are good. 775 00:41:10,786 --> 00:41:12,386 (LAUGHS) 776 00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:20,428 Well, you 777 00:41:21,630 --> 00:41:23,798 got rid of Mxy... 778 00:41:23,832 --> 00:41:25,099 I did. 779 00:41:26,619 --> 00:41:28,020 That means nothing is... 780 00:41:29,671 --> 00:41:32,106 Nothing is stopping us. 781 00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:35,260 Nope. Nothing is stopping us. 782 00:41:57,783 --> 00:41:59,830 - sync and corrections by Super C - - www.addic7ed.com -