‎A bit more to the right, gentlemen.
‎- Nice one. ‎- Don't move.
‎Push a bit more, the forwards. Thanks.
‎Gently. Come on.
‎Push a bit, number six.
‎- Number nine, lift your head. ‎- Yeah, do it.
‎Now, pivot a bit to your right.
‎That's great. Well done.
‎- I'm going to fall. ‎- I'm pivoting.
‎That's great.
‎Pull each other's shirts now. ‎Keep on moving, I'm not done yet.
‎- That's it. It's a winner. Beautiful. ‎- Wonderful.
‎The sun's out, I'll take another one.
‎Come and eat, Joseph.
‎- Are you coming Saturday? ‎- Yes. Can I play ten?
‎- We'll see. ‎- Bring him back in one piece.
‎- It's Francoise's wedding. ‎- He can manage, he's a big boy.
‎- This shit is super strong. ‎- Double-sided brushed fabric.
‎Thermo...
‎- Tear-proof. ‎- Stop it, you're going to rip it.
‎It's tear-proof. ‎Look, Craquotte can't rip it.
‎Chill out, we're not clients.
‎- The logo is rubbish. ‎- Shut up, my girlfriend drew that.
‎Do you like it?
‎Now we have two kits of shirts, ‎training gear and he pays for the coach.
‎You think the shirts will help us win?
‎- Who knows? ‎- They helped you keep your job.
‎- No way. ‎- Yes.
‎- You're coming Saturday? ‎- I said I would.
‎- You'll be here Saturday? ‎- Yes, but why does he get to be ten?
‎At least we're good for two months.
‎And thanks to who?
‎"Turn this way, now that way." ‎Does he think we're models?
‎Are we men, or what?
‎That's what happens ‎when you get sponsorship.
‎Anyway, I'm not doing this every week.
‎Shame it's not for a nude calendar.
‎Nude! With an arse like yours?
‎My arse belongs to me, all right? ‎Leave it out of it.
‎Don't forget ‎we almost got relocated to Turkey.
‎- Not Turkey, Tunisia, fool! ‎- Same thing.
‎I'm watching the sausages ‎while your kids are frolicking.
‎Why are you bringing my kids into it?
‎- What's your problem? ‎- How's the olive cake?
‎Are they my kids, or yours? ‎You don't even know.
‎- Very nice. ‎- It's nice, but I can't eat bacon.
‎Come and eat, Joseph. ‎Frano, leave some for the kids.
‎- I'll turn you into a merguez. ‎- Go get the others.
‎It usually takes 45 minutes,
‎but her peasant's hands ‎took me an hour.
‎My wife doesn't have ‎peasant's hands, I do.
‎- She has fairy's hands. ‎- It would take a week to do yours.
‎Let's talk about your bikini line.
‎Why don't you go over there ‎and stay there? Two of you is enough.
‎- Are you at least coming Saturday? ‎- I'm not sure.
‎- Knitters! ‎- Brave!
‎Hey, there's food here.
‎- Not in the food! ‎- Well done, guys.
‎- They're playing ball. ‎- Play somewhere else, for God's sake.
‎The kids are hungry, they should eat.
‎I'd like some sausages.
‎Thanks.
‎- I don't like it. ‎- You don't like mustard?
‎Okay, they don't give me much.
‎- Don't drink too much, Frano. ‎- Finish it.
‎THE BOSS'S DAUGHTER
‎Shut up, Kiki. Stupid sparrow.
‎It's me.
‎You reek of beer.
‎Hands off.
‎Let's go, sweetie.
‎- Are you swimming today? ‎- It's Monday, Daddy.
‎- I got a ten. ‎- Out of?
‎- Ten. ‎- In what?
‎- Reading. ‎- You're raising the family's bar!
‎Start her up.
‎- See you tonight. ‎- See you tonight.
‎SEMI-FINAL ‎FRENCH CORPORATE RUGBY LEAGUE
‎BUSINESSMAN BANKS ON RUGBY
‎- My husband is cut in half. ‎- Where are all the photos?
‎Blah, blah.
‎- They don't even mention the match. ‎- I told you.
‎- But we're a good team. ‎- Here, this tiny section.
‎- Even though we made the semi-final. ‎- Quiet, please.
‎Everyone, quiet now. Mr Baretti ‎will explain everything in detail.
‎- Baretti is coming. ‎- Ergonomics...
‎Hello, everyone. ‎I need a few minutes of your time.
‎First, I'd like ‎to congratulate the team,
‎which will represent us ‎at the semi-finals on Saturday.
‎Well done, gentlemen. ‎You're doing us proud.
‎Well done.
‎Next, we have now signed ‎the Quality Pact.
‎As you already know, we'll start today ‎with an ergonomics study.
‎This study will lead to adjustments ‎to make you happier in your workplace.
‎I believe happy employees are more ‎productive. That's what it's all about.
‎We read the article already.
‎So you know it all?
‎It's my pleasure to welcome to our firm ‎a highly qualified ergonomist.
‎I would ask you to play ball ‎and be cooperative.
‎That's enough of me. ‎Let's hear from the expert.
‎Hello, my name is Alix Malherbe ‎and I'll be with you for a little while.
‎So, what are ergonomics?
‎Does it hurt?
‎Ergonomics is about adapting work ‎to people's different characteristics.
‎I'm here to carry out a study ‎on psychosocial risks at work.
‎Your superiors will then be advised ‎on how to improve your work conditions.
‎You might think some ‎of my questions sound stupid.
‎I will use devices ‎you might find barbaric.
‎- I still don't get it. ‎- I will work with two novice-experts.
‎So I will need two of you ‎to contribute a bit more.
‎- I bet it's going to be me. ‎- Great start.
‎- Now you know everything. Back to work. ‎- Thank you.
‎- Steph, your suit is too big! ‎- Stop it.
‎Everyone back to work.
‎- Are you settling in okay? ‎- Very well.
‎- The knitting section is through there. ‎- Okay.
‎Excuse me.
‎Yes? Yeah.
‎Okay. I'm on my way.
‎Vital, come here.
‎Alix, this is Vital, our team leader.
‎- Nice to meet you. ‎- Same here.
‎Can you show her around? ‎We will catch up later.
‎No problem.
‎- What would you like to see? ‎- Everything.
‎It's the untwisting machine.
‎Watch your step.
‎I'll need user manuals ‎and security guidelines.
‎You'll need to ask upstairs.
‎Stocks and finished product.
‎Hello.
‎I'm in charge of this machine. ‎I pass the fabric through and...
‎I control the quality. Actually ‎I can see a flaw. I need to report it.
‎Here, look.
‎I'm done, Lolo, you can switch it on.
‎- Hello. ‎- Hello.
‎Is it working?
‎What does this big machine do?
‎This is Duchess, our parent machine, ‎it powers all the rest.
‎- The whole production line relies on it? ‎- Yeah.
‎All right. Thank you.
‎- I'm Marc. ‎- Alix. Nice to meet you.
‎- Welcome. ‎- Thanks.
‎Room temperature and cold. ‎You press here.
‎- Thank you. ‎- Any time.
‎- Everything okay? ‎- Yes.
‎If you need anything, just ask.
‎Actually I'll need user manuals, memos, ‎regulations and security guidelines.
‎- I'll get them. ‎- Thank you.
‎Come and see me later. ‎I'll debrief you.
‎- You can't be the expert. ‎- Why not?
‎Give it up. She's bound ‎to go for the pretty boy.
‎She's a classy girl, ‎she wouldn't pick a slob like you.
‎She'd prefer the old git?
‎- First, I'm not old. ‎- But you are a git.
‎Come on now.
‎I have a bad feeling about her.
‎- You're late. ‎- Some of us have to work.
‎- How was the debriefing? ‎- Did you show her your olive cake?
‎- HR, who did she choose? ‎- It's not for me to say.
‎- Come on! ‎- No.
‎Ten press-ups if you drop it.
‎Come on, faster.
‎Wake up, President. Thanks, Filou.
‎Come on.
‎- There. Good. ‎- Come on.
‎Come on, guys.
‎- Come on. ‎- Push through.
‎Everyone in place.
‎There's no money coming in, ‎I can't even buy thread.
‎We'll see how it goes. I can't move ‎a muscle with Brussels' directives.
‎I have no choice. What?
‎Okay, let's do that. All right.
‎Thanks for calling. Yeah, me too. ‎Say hello to your wife.
‎"Hyperextension is an over-stretching ‎of the tendons."
‎- Who is it? ‎- The results are anonymous, Dad.
‎- I'll give you my report when I'm done. ‎- Fine, don't get upset.
‎- This matters to me. ‎- I know, I'm sorry.
‎How was your day?
‎Did you pick your two guys?
‎I don't want to talk about work ‎every night.
‎You should rest, ‎or you'll raise your blood pressure.
‎You're right.
‎- Coming to the match on Saturday? ‎- No, I'd rather go home on the weekend.
‎I heard they're doing a study ‎at the factory.
‎It's the boss's latest fad.
‎You're not worried?
‎Not particularly.
‎Still, it's strange. ‎Everyone is talking about it.
‎- You never tell me anything. ‎- Everyone does as they please.
‎There's some chicken in the oven.
‎What are they doing?
‎- Do I really need to take it off? ‎- It's better if you do.
‎Thank you. Please step on the scale.
‎Why? Are you a doctor?
‎Almost. I study bodies at work, ‎and your weight is a significant factor.
‎- 85... ‎- Sorry?
‎83.
‎Thank you.
‎Lie down on the table, please.
‎- Can I put my trousers on? ‎- Yes.
‎Lie down, please.
‎I'm going to take your pulse.
‎Relax.
‎- Do you smoke? ‎- I gave up.
‎A long time ago?
‎Yeah.
‎Thank you.
‎We'll start ‎with a heart rate activity analysis.
‎Put the watch on.
‎It's connected ‎to the heart rate monitor.
‎We'll record the effect ‎your workload has on your heart.
‎- With that stuff? ‎- It records your peak heart rate.
‎A peak heart rate may indicate physical ‎discomfort or psychological stress.
‎It can lead to burnout.
‎There. Right in the middle.
‎Your heart rate should appear.
‎- It's not working. ‎- We have to wait.
‎That's it.
‎- Is that okay? ‎- It's your pulse. 91 beats per minute.
‎Relax!
‎- 80. ‎- 80. We're done, breathe.
‎You're ready.
‎Put your clothes back on.
‎- What are you doing? ‎- Working, boss.
‎Top form, guys!
‎- What did you get? ‎- 72.
‎- See that? ‎- Yeah, gutted. I wanted to do it.
‎I even had a shower just in case.
‎What can I say? ‎Survival of the fittest.
‎- We can't deliver before September. ‎- Why not?
‎An eight-colour jacquard takes longer.
‎Then why did she give us this?
‎It's how we got the market.
‎Plain is out of fashion, sir.
‎What happens if we lose a month?
‎- It will be tough. ‎- You need to replace him.
‎We need enough thread ‎in order to do it. I can't work on...
‎Virginie, please bring ‎the forecast report.
‎Find a way to make it before September.
‎- Of course. ‎- That would be great. Please.
‎Get rid of those. I don't want ‎any trouble with the labour inspector.
‎Thank you.
‎Excuse me.
‎- You're in my way. ‎- Sorry.
‎What are you recording?
‎What about you?
‎It's confidential.
‎Same here.
‎Do you ever worry ‎about this machine?
‎I bet your report ends up ‎concluding that work is tiring.
‎- Are you sure? ‎- Malherbe is her mother's name.
‎Her real name is Alix Baretti.
‎And Baretti isn't a common name.
‎It's not even French.
‎- So what?
‎She's his daughter.
‎- Quequette, you're doing supply today. ‎- Fuck.
‎I told you, Big Capital is watching us.
‎- God knows what they're doing. ‎- You knew, didn't you?
‎- Why didn't you say? ‎- I couldn't. Sorry.
‎I know what they are doing.
‎They'll take him as a standard measure ‎and we'll be screwed.
‎You don't think ‎it's because of his looks?
‎You wait, in a month they'll say ‎we're off sick too often,
‎and we work too slowly.
‎How much is she getting paid?
‎I'll show her ‎how the machinery works.
‎Problem solved.
‎- Leave me some. ‎- Avenge us.
‎- World champion. ‎- I'm sure you'll be great.
‎- Why didn't you tell me? ‎- Tell you what?
‎That you're Baretti's daughter. Why?
‎It wasn't necessary.
‎Your questions aren't necessary either.
‎It's not about me. ‎What difference does it make?
‎What are you playing at?
‎Are you spying on us ‎so you can fire someone?
‎Not at all. ‎We don't want to fire anyone.
‎Especially not my dad.
‎He started from the bottom 30 years ago, ‎just like you.
‎I'm here to observe your postures so ‎you don't get any work-related diseases.
‎Musculoskeletal disorders.
‎Why me?
‎HR recommended you. You've been here ‎21 years and you're a team manager.
‎You're the most qualified worker.
‎Exactly my point.
‎For example, you have ‎a lingering pain in your left arm,
‎sensitivity loss in your hand, ‎pains that wake you up.
‎It's a cervicobrachial Neuralgia.
‎You sprained your neck recently.
‎See. You'd trust me ‎if I wasn't Baretti's daughter.
‎I'd be a pro. ‎But my intentions have to be bad, right?
‎If you want to stop, no problem.
‎I'll pick someone else.
‎It's okay.
‎What's okay?
‎Let's carry on.
‎Vital, 83 jersey, 109 jacquard.
‎We'll throw it away afterwards.
‎It's late.
‎Brush your teeth.
‎I'll wash your hair tomorrow.
‎She has lice.
‎Go on.
‎Did you learn your poem?
‎- Baretti used to be a labourer. ‎- Really?
‎So what?
‎Let me do it.
‎Thanks.
‎Are you happy with me?
‎Why are you asking this?
‎Please, tell me.
‎What a stupid question.
‎And you already know the answer.
‎Then what are we doing?
‎What do you mean?
‎We're married, ‎we go to work, we raise our kid.
‎That's what we're doing.
‎We don't even fuck any more.
‎That's because I won't fuck ‎unless you're nice.
‎And you can't be nice, ‎unless you fuck.
‎How many times a day ‎do you do this gesture?
‎300, maybe 400.
‎697.
‎So using the correct posture ‎is vital to prevent injury.
‎Here, you're way too...
‎Do you want anything special ‎for dinner? Hi, Marc.
‎- Excuse me. ‎- I was thinking guinea fowl.
‎They think I'm only here ‎thanks to nepotism.
‎You're competent and useful, ‎that's why you're here.
‎- So treat me like a colleague. ‎- No problem, sweetie.
‎- What do you want for dinner? ‎- Not now, I'm working.
‎- I'm really sorry. ‎- No worries.
‎I don't care if your dad's the boss, ‎as long as you do your job well.
‎Thank you.
‎If you could give me a good mark...
‎I'd appreciate it.
‎So your husband ‎is the star of the factory.
‎- Steph won't shut up about it. ‎- I wish it was my man.
‎I'm not sure what's the point of it all.
‎Apparently she puts devices on him ‎and follows him around.
‎- Scientific stuff. ‎- I'm glad I left.
‎You should watch out.
‎He might turn into a mutant.
‎What an idiot!
‎It's made him open up, that's for sure.
‎We even talked yesterday.
‎- It's true. ‎- About what?
‎- I'll tell you later. ‎- See, it's great. Be positive.
‎- Come watch the match with us. ‎- Yeah, come on, Mado.
‎- No way, I've done my share. ‎- Haven't we all?
‎I can't stand it any more.
‎Stop it. It's not for fun, ‎they're in the semi-finals.
‎- See you tomorrow. Bye.
‎- How are you? ‎- Fine, and you?
‎See you Monday, ergonomist lady.
‎Tomorrow. I'm going to the match.
‎That's nice. See you tomorrow then.
‎Really, you're going to a match?
‎You should have said. ‎Now I have to cancel at the last minute.
‎I'm sorry, Marie, ‎but I really have to go.
‎We have an appointment with a guy ‎from the French Institute in Montreal
‎who can find us a great flat ‎and you ditch me for a football match.
‎Rugby.
‎It's important for the study to see ‎how workers behave outside of work.
‎Yeah, I bet.
‎Your growth estimate came through. ‎It should be okay.
‎I hope so.
‎- If you want to sell... ‎- I told you, not now.
‎When we win the finals, ‎the shares will go up.
‎You should sell now.
‎I have a serious contender for you.
‎Arsenal! Knitters!
‎Oh my. Is there an intermission?
‎You didn't have to come, Marie.
‎We're in it to win it
‎- How are you, Dad? ‎- I'm so glad you came.
‎- And Marie, too. What an honour! ‎- How are you, Fred?
‎- Do you know my two escort girls? ‎- "Pom pom", dad.
‎In it to win it ‎In it to win it
‎- Go Arsenal! ‎- Go Knitters!
‎That puta made me take my nails off.
‎How dare she!
‎The least an ergonomist could do ‎is respect people's work.
‎- Which one is she? ‎- They were too long, anyway.
‎Not you too. I do them shorter as well, ‎you know. You pick the size.
‎The blonde or the red head?
‎- La puta. ‎- The blonde.
‎Here they are.
‎Arsenal!
‎Knitters!
‎A Neanderthal.
‎I'm surprised. I thought ‎it was the cute one over there.
‎I guess you're looking for ‎an alpha male genitor.
‎What are you on about?
‎You know, body odour ‎is a good way to choose a partner.
‎It's to do with pheromones.
‎On the left!
‎It's okay, I have it.
‎Got it.
‎Faster! Push!
‎Wake up, for God's sake! ‎There's no defence, no tackling.
‎Wake up, Lolo!
‎- Tackle them right away, all right? ‎- Careful when there's a lot of them.
‎THEM / US
‎Eddy, are you fucking kidding me?
‎I've got it.
‎Where's the fucking support?
‎- Relax. ‎- Nothing to worry about.
‎- Come on, big guys. ‎- We do as planned.
‎Take your positions. Ready. Go.
‎Come on!
‎Shit, they're big.
‎- Shut up and play. ‎- Yeah, so what?
‎- Go, go! ‎- Fuck!
‎Come on, guys. ‎Give your all for Biscotte.
‎The ball is ours.
‎We're getting thrashed. ‎Support should come right away. Wipeout.
‎Got it, Lolo?
‎- I'm knackered. ‎- I don't give a shit.
‎Get moving.
‎We're 40 minutes away from the final. ‎We want the title.
‎- So let's get moving. ‎- No way we're getting a beating.
‎Not in front of our families ‎and not in our new kit.
‎- So we fight. We go for the title. ‎- I can't see you from the front, guys.
‎Steph doesn't have a clean ball ‎so you support him. Or we'll lose.
‎- Okay, we're on it. We're here. ‎- Come on!
‎Eddy, you dropped four balls. ‎It's way too many. So focus.
‎- Lepetit, you're out. ‎- Shit.
‎Marc, you're ten now. ‎Beram, outside centre.
‎- No problem. ‎- Yeah, mate.
‎They'll try to work you up and spoil ‎the game. Stay calm, play the game.
‎We are fast, skilled, talented.
‎Just play and we'll make it. ‎Simple. Okay?
‎- Knitters! ‎- Brave!
‎Come on!
‎- Come on! ‎- Come on!
‎Thank you. Come on, back in place.
‎We still need two.
‎Come on, Marc. You kick it over, OK?
‎Yes, yes...
‎Yeah, come on!
‎Come on!
‎Come here!
‎I told you they'd beat them. ‎They didn't let go.
‎Knitters!
‎Knitters, we are the Knitters
‎Knitters, what is your job?
‎- Knitters! ‎- We're here!
‎Enough now, you're drunk.
‎My mum let me stay out until three
‎To get wasted at the Pitchoulie
‎The Pitchoulie, the meeting place ‎of all the Basques in the country
‎I supported the Quality Pact even before ‎I knew the ergonomist was you.
‎I have no doubt.
‎- I can't drop the kids off tomorrow. ‎- I don't care, it's my weekend.
‎Franio!
‎What are you having?
‎A beer.
‎Two fresh ones.
‎We're in the finals
‎Do you always yell at them?
‎No, I knew we would win ‎so I was nice.
‎You're an optimist.
‎It's my best flaw.
‎We're in the finals ‎We are, we are in the finals
‎To us.
‎Yes. To our collaboration.
‎Stop it!
‎- You're soaking wet. ‎- Hey, play some music.
‎- Where were we? ‎- Here.
‎Let's dance.
‎Stop it!
‎Come join us.
‎- Sofiane told me a really good joke... ‎- Look at Vital.
‎- What's up with him? ‎- He's drunk.
‎Don't be like that. ‎Let me have fun, we're in the finals.
‎Why are you doing this?
‎- Shall we go with them? ‎- Yeah.
‎- We're going to the Vegas. ‎- No, not the Vegas!
‎- Drive safe. ‎- Of course.
‎- Not too drunk? ‎- I'm great!
‎Gladys.
‎- See you tomorrow. ‎- Stop it.
‎- They're peeing on my car. ‎- That means you're the chosen one.
‎Don't get your knickers in a twist.
‎We can't, tomorrow, ‎and that's the end of it.
‎Couldn't you make an effort, ‎as a friend? Do me a favour.
‎Who said we were friends?
‎That is very hurtful. ‎I thought better of you.
‎Calm down, you guys.
‎You're fucking the mum of my kids.
‎- Hey! ‎- All right, enough.
‎- Don't! ‎- Stop it, Frano.
‎The white knight
‎Fucks day and night
‎Let's go. I can take four people.
‎- Coming with me, Eddy? ‎- No thanks, I value my life.
‎- Can you drive? ‎- Don't worry, if we fall,
‎we won't fall fast.
‎It's Saturday,
‎and if we want a baby ‎we have to get busy.
‎Very classy!
‎Can someone take care of him?
‎I'm not coming with you. ‎I want to go home.
‎- I don't feel like partying. ‎- Can you take me?
‎We're going to run you over, you dummy.
‎Pathetic.
‎- Can I ride with you, Vital? ‎- I'm taking her.
‎- Come with me, Frano. ‎- It's better.
‎All right, mate?
‎What are you doing?
‎- I don't have a condom. ‎- I do.
‎I can't connect to the Wi-Fi, ‎I can't download it.
‎Bye.
‎Do you have Wi-Fi?
‎I have a meeting at 7am.
‎I don't understand, ‎it was working fine earlier.
‎- Life is full of mysteries. ‎- That's for sure.
‎Have fun.
‎Did you move Kiki?
‎Why?
‎He's annoying.
‎My radishes have grown a lot.
‎But still no carrots.
‎Radishes grow fast.
‎There.
‎There!
‎I really needed that.
‎Mado.
‎- Get lost! ‎- Open up.
‎Open the door.
‎Open the fucking door, ‎we're going to wake her up.
‎Open up.
‎Don't talk to me. ‎You put your tongue inside her mouth.
‎I had good reasons, Mado.
‎Open the door.
‎Open up.
‎How could you?
‎Think about the conversation we had.
‎Think about it.
‎Work hard, sweetie.
‎- Hello, Miss. ‎- Hi, Fanny.
‎Hi.
‎You didn't fancy her friend?
‎At least her dad doesn't know us.
‎This is going to get nasty.
‎- Hi. ‎- Guys.
‎- Hi, President. ‎- How are you, Azoug?
‎- All right, mate? ‎- Okay.
‎How are you?
‎- How are you? ‎- Good.
‎Hey, Vital.
‎Was she any good?
‎I'm only joking.
‎- All right, Azoug? ‎- Not bad.
‎How is Mado?
‎Come in.
‎Hello.
‎Have a seat.
‎Today I'd like us to fill in
‎an evaluation form ‎to determine your level of stress.
‎You mean now?
‎Do you feel ‎you have an excessive workload?
‎Never? Rarely?
‎Sometimes? Often?
‎Nothing happened, okay?
‎Yes, it's for the best.
‎We shouldn't have done it.
‎Exactly. Plus it's a breach ‎of my professional ethics.
‎We can't.
‎It's for the best.
‎Absolutely.
‎You should probably fill it out ‎yourself.
‎Okay.
‎Which machine are we on?
‎The B57, but they're all taken.
‎Let me know.
‎He's a strange guy.
‎Who?
‎Your guinea pig.
‎How was the party?
‎Did they behave?
‎You know what they're like.
‎I know ‎what after-match parties are like.
‎They're not always classy.
‎Actually they were lovely.
‎Lovely...
‎Lovely, how?
‎- Sucking up or lovely...? ‎- Decent and respectful.
‎You understand?
‎There is no coming back.
‎We're over, you said so yourself.
‎You'll regret this.
‎Sorry.
‎- Small or large? ‎- Small.
‎- Sugar? ‎- No.
‎It's easy for some and harder ‎for others. You just need to be patient.
‎Come on, five IVFs in three years.
‎We only fuck through test tubes now. ‎Can you imagine?
‎- Hi. ‎- All right?
‎What does the doctor say?
‎"You have to be patient. ‎Conceiving takes time." Blah blah.
‎Doctors' bullshit.
‎- Try wearing your rugby kit. ‎- Dickhead!
‎Okay.
‎- Hi, guys. ‎- New schedule.
‎- What are you doing here? ‎- I left Mado.
‎Hi, guys. How's it going?
‎Mado kicked him out.
‎You had it coming.
‎Your wife can't keep her trap shut.
‎- She didn't say anything. ‎- She talks too much.
‎She's not the cheater.
‎- What happens between us stays with us. ‎- Right.
‎We won't cope otherwise.
‎You can talk.
‎It's a problem ‎if you can't control your women.
‎Control yours first.
‎- I control my wife, okay? ‎- Calm down.
‎- What do you mean? I control her. ‎- Come on, stop it.
‎- I control my wife plenty. ‎- Lighten up, guys. Take a shit.
‎Have you seen the time?
‎- You're timing seconds? ‎- That's twice, now.
‎- Tomorrow will be the third. ‎- It's the morning, respect that.
‎- I respect the morning. ‎- Keep your stories to yourselves.
‎- Did you have a coffee? ‎- I keep mine to myself.
‎Don't ask me things, then.
‎- How do you know? ‎- I swear.
‎In the changing room.
‎I knew Mado would dump him.
‎Who cares if Mado dumped him, ‎or he dumped her?
‎They aren't together any more.
‎Izir, put the ball away. Hurry up!
‎Need a hand?
‎I'm fine.
‎Stop it!
‎Stop it. Don't play with that stick, ‎you'll blind yourself.
‎I said, stop it.
‎- Don't you have any homework? ‎- No.
‎Go get your workbook.
‎- Look after your brother. ‎- No, go get your workbook.
‎- I want to see it. ‎- Go look after your brother. Now!
‎- I want to see her homework first. ‎- No.
‎- I'd better go. ‎- Don't worry, she'll calm down.
‎No, she won't.
‎Let's go outside.
‎It's bad for your lungs.
‎- That's why you can't run. ‎- No, it's because of the pollution.
‎What did I say? Go to your room!
‎Okay, she's a pretty girl, ‎but I don't get what you're doing.
‎I need some fresh air.
‎We all go through that.
‎Now I can breathe, ‎I don't want to go back.
‎Azoug!
‎Wait, I'll be back.
‎Yes?
‎Be quiet!
‎- What? ‎- You bring him here?
‎You're the one who...
‎You bring him here ‎because you're just like him.
‎- I'm not. ‎- Yes, you are.
‎- I saw you. Get lost! ‎- It's not true.
‎- Fine, I'm going. ‎- Get out.
‎Pig!
‎Don't worry, I'm handling it.
‎- I'll leave you to it. ‎- Stay.
‎Get lost.
‎Thanks. See you tomorrow.
‎Vital.
‎What's going on?
‎You left your wife?
‎Yes.
‎Let's talk later.
‎- We need to replace it. ‎- Hello, sir.
‎Hello, Montaut.
‎- And we'll take care of... ‎- Yes, Lepetit. Thank you.
‎Don't worry about Panofi, ‎I'll do what needs to be done.
‎Guys, we're falling behind.
‎If we miss the deadline ‎we'll lose Panofi.
‎- So? ‎- You should have said.
‎It's not our fault ‎you made stupid commitments.
‎- And you're the brains? ‎- It's done now.
‎Either you work your arses off ‎to meet the deadline
‎or we put ourselves at risk.
‎Don't kid yourselves, guys. ‎The company has only 15 days leeway.
‎What do you mean by ‎working our arses off?
‎It means working overtime.
‎Paid?
‎Paid or not?
‎- Time off in lieu. ‎- I don't do unpaid overtime.
‎- We have no choice. ‎- Of course not.
‎Easy for you to say.
‎Yeah, ask your new dad ‎to work his arse off.
‎It's hard for everyone. ‎But it's in our best interests.
‎- You and your stupid orders. ‎- Without them you'd be unemployed.
‎- Calm down, guys. ‎- We're just talking.
‎About working overtime, unpaid.
‎- If you hadn't gone with that bitch... ‎- What did you say?
‎Vital, don't.
‎Stop it, for fuck's sake.
‎That's all you have to say?
‎Enough now, stop it.
‎- You, too. ‎- Enough!
‎- That's enough. ‎- Stop it!
‎- What's wrong with you? ‎- We're a team, for fuck's sake.
‎Some team. Don't count on me ‎for the final. I'm out of here.
‎You never touch the ball anyway.
‎- Don't play, we're not forcing you. ‎- You stupid turnip.
‎That's just how it is, Azoug.
‎- Don't start. ‎- Yeah.
‎- No more trouble, you hear me? ‎- Seriously?
‎- We have enough problems as it is. ‎- Shut up.
‎- He throws punches and he says that? ‎- Leave it.
‎Same with you. ‎No more trouble. Understood?
‎Vital, is that clear?
‎I'm glad you came.
‎I'm glad I found you.
‎- I'm a good cook, aren't I? ‎- I'm overcome.
‎No pun intended.
‎Our skin is so different.
‎I'm so white compared to you.
‎It's your aristocratic side.
‎Yeah, right.
‎I forgot my parasol.
‎You're more the natural type.
‎Yeah.
‎You could say that.
‎Hello.
‎How are you?
‎You were out all night.
‎I'm 26, Dad.
‎Did he drop you off?
‎Yes.
‎What are you playing at?
‎I'm not playing.
‎Is that a problem?
‎How is your report going?
‎I'm working on it. It will be good.
‎You're taking the piss.
‎You think it's funny?
‎No, not at all.
‎We have to go or I'll be late.
‎You go, I'll take my bike.
‎The perfect little labourer.
‎You arsehole.
‎- I didn't think you would go that far. ‎- For crying out loud, Alix.
‎You have a degree ‎and all your life ahead of you.
‎You have a great job offer in Canada. ‎You can't date a guy like him.
‎What do you mean "a guy like him"? ‎A labourer?
‎- Is that what bothers you? ‎- What's in it for him?
‎Do you really think ‎he's interested in you?
‎I know those guys. ‎You think he is in love with you?
‎Perfectly. I do.
‎I think it's possible. ‎You married a solicitor's daughter.
‎Exactly!
‎They have to talk.
‎- It's not Lolo's fault. ‎- No but...
‎What's written here?
‎What is written here?
‎"Baretti." ‎Why? Because I'm Baretti.
‎It's my name on the line. ‎Steph, you fucked up, now you fix this.
‎- It's getting ugly. I'm going. ‎- No more excuses.
‎You find a way to fix this.
‎Now!
‎I'm listening.
‎- I can't hear you. ‎- We can't go any faster.
‎- I can't do eight colours that quickly. ‎- How fast is it going?
‎- 14. ‎- How fast can it go?
‎They set it to 20 at the SNEC, ‎but we've never tried.
‎You set it to 20 then!
‎It's simple, I'm only asking you ‎to change the fucking setting.
‎The machine is fragile, ‎it can't go any faster.
‎- Like I said. ‎- Set it to 20 rounds per minute.
‎The right setting is 14, not 20!
‎They're setting it to 20 at the SNEC ‎and their productivity is 12% higher.
‎That's because ‎they have a newer machine.
‎- He's right, it won't cope. ‎- You're teaching me how to do my job?
‎- No, but I manage this team. ‎- And I manage this production unit.
‎So shut up and do as you're told.
‎If I ask you to set it to 20, ‎you set it to 20.
‎We're dead if we don't speed up.
‎Do you get it?
‎Then you'll sign a disclaimer.
‎- Excuse me? ‎- Want to set it to 20? Write it down.
‎You're all arseholes.
‎Set the machine ‎to 20 rounds per minute.
‎Back to work. And do as you're told.
‎Shame, it's going to break.
‎Montaut, you need ‎to understand something.
‎They picked me to manage all this, ‎not you.
‎So do as you're told, show some respect ‎and stop making a fuss.
‎What the fuck are you doing here?
‎Back to work.
‎- You've made an enemy. ‎- Fuck him.
‎- Set it to 20. ‎- It won't last 24 hours.
‎What can we do? Let's go.
‎You scared me.
‎Each time we sleep together ‎you disappear.
‎What do you want from me?
‎We only met two weeks ago.
‎So...
‎four kids, ‎to get extra child benefit.
‎- An MPV, a beach house... ‎- I'm serious, Vital.
‎I don't know what I want from you.
‎I don't want anything.
‎You told me to relax, so I have.
‎Take me home.
‎- To your dad's? ‎- No, not there.
‎To my place.
‎Come on.
‎There are over 50 temples in Ghorepani.
‎The Newars. Newars. ‎You hear that word everywhere.
‎Have you been to Nepal? You haven't?
‎You should. It's a great place. ‎Over there you just want to scream.
‎You feel so good over there.
‎Of course, you freak out a bit at first.
‎You freak out later too.
‎Look, I didn't show you this one. ‎It's my hotel in Ghorepani.
‎Those roads were a nightmare.
‎There was no hot water or anything. ‎But it's in the Himalayas and...
‎Leave him alone.
‎- Are you okay? ‎- Yeah.
‎- Are you bored? ‎- No.
‎- You're not dancing? ‎- I am.
‎I heard you found a great flat ‎in Montreal.
‎I'll be in New York. ‎We can meet, it's only an hour away.
‎No way.
‎- Yeah, why not. ‎- I'm totally in.
‎- When are you leaving? ‎- In two weeks.
‎That's the plan anyway.
‎You're not sure? You don't turn down ‎a job at McPherson's.
‎- A one-year contract, can you imagine? ‎- Nice!
‎Who's that?
‎Who cares?
‎Vital, what are you doing?
‎Where are you going?
‎I'm leaving.
‎You're leaving without saying goodbye?
‎You're leaving in two weeks.
‎So I'm going before it's too hard.
‎You're right.
‎I'd be really sad too.
‎Aren't you going?
‎Why didn't you tell me?
‎Are you angry?
‎What for?
‎If the Stade francais offered me ‎a trainer's job I'd go for it.
‎Even a kid's post. So go for it.
‎You could come with me.
‎To Canada?
‎Yeah.
‎- Yeah, but... ‎- But what?
‎My attendant isn't here.
‎I don't have the stuff.
‎DIVORCE PETITION
‎- Thanks for the letter. ‎- You're welcome.
‎You're the one who left.
‎Freedom comes at a price.
‎Don't worry, I accept instalments.
‎Please don't start.
‎- Let's go to my room. ‎- I'm coming.
‎You don't look well.
‎Young people are exhausting, right?
‎"Excellent work. Shows a solid grasp ‎of numeracy and counting."
‎Your teacher's handwriting is terrible.
‎"Good participation, shows interest." ‎Very good.
‎"Behaviour: 19/20."
‎That's great. ‎Well done, sweetie. You're a star.
‎- I have to go, I have a meeting. ‎- With your mistress?
‎- She's not my mistress. ‎- But Mum is your wife.
‎- Not any more. ‎- You're not divorced.
‎True, but still...
‎Things will never be the same.
‎I won't live here any more.
‎But I'll always be there for you. ‎You know that?
‎Right?
‎If you need anything, just ask.
‎Our machines are running at full tilt.
‎We need 36,000 metres by tomorrow ‎or we're dead.
‎- Okay, but... ‎- Hello.
‎Hello.
‎Here's my report.
‎Please.
‎We're listening.
‎The EU changed ‎the phonic standards last year.
‎So there are a few changes to be made.
‎On a thermic level too.
‎I assume your conclusions ‎are objective.
‎- Absolutely. ‎- Fine.
‎Thank you, Alix. ‎I will read it thoroughly.
‎Not now?
‎I will read it thoroughly. Thank you.
‎What's that?
‎I don't know.
‎Joseph, red plate.
‎Are you okay?
‎Yes. There's been an accident ‎at the Baretti factory.
‎What happened?
‎You had it set to 20, that's what.
‎They do it at the SNEC.
‎They have a different machine.
‎You do some research ‎before risking people's lives.
‎He's not dead, is he?
‎Take him to the nurse.
‎- Call the ambulance. ‎- I did, sir.
‎Need a hand?
‎- Lolo, let me help you. ‎- Leave me alone.
‎What a mess.
‎What?
‎I'm sick of this.
‎The way you look at me.
‎I'm sick of it, enough is enough.
‎You act as if I'm exploiting you
‎when I've been fighting for your jobs ‎for years.
‎But it's never good enough, is it? ‎You're pissing me off.
‎I'm done.
‎I'm selling, okay?
‎You'll deal with Dreyer. ‎Good luck with that.
‎Good luck, gentlemen.
‎- Jacques, wait. ‎- I don't believe it.
‎- You should go too. ‎- Go with your boss.
‎What's wrong with you? ‎Are you crazy?
‎- Jacques. ‎- Mr Baretti.
‎- Why are you doing this? ‎- Enough!
‎Give it to me.
‎Why are you doing this?
‎- Mr Baretti. ‎- Jacques, let's talk about this.
‎Eddy, I need a hand.
‎The thread gave in.
‎We need to change the whole system.
‎We have 34 machines ‎working round the clock,
‎which produce ‎3,000 to 4,000 metres a day.
‎- So that's the knitting section. ‎- Hello.
‎Mr Durieu will take over from me.
‎Thank you. Here is Quality Control. ‎Hello, gentlemen.
‎Then we have the stocks. ‎Please follow me.
‎They'll fire you anyway.
‎If I'm lucky.
‎I don't know how much I'll get.
‎Don't wait for me, okay?
‎I'll come as soon as I can.
‎- You won't come. ‎- I will.
‎No.
‎I will.
‎Eddy, you just talk to him.
‎- I'll do it, I don't give a shit. ‎- You do it.
‎You're all scared.
‎- Azoug, you talk to him. ‎- Marc, you do it.
‎- It's nothing to do with me. ‎- I don't care, I'm telling him.
‎- Hi, Vital. How are you? ‎- Hi.
‎- We have something to tell you. ‎- You're going to receive a letter.
‎- Yeah. ‎- Don't be upset.
‎It's not us. Our wives messed up, ‎they wrote some things.
‎Mado didn't ask for anything.
‎What letter?
‎Testimonies, for the divorce.
‎Desertion.
‎Adultery.
‎- Cool, that's nice. ‎- Tell me about it.
‎You see, Vital. ‎They let their wives do anything.
‎- Mine didn't do it. ‎- My mother neither.
‎Of course, your wife can't write.
‎Eddy, I'm not in the mood.
‎- You're not nice. ‎- Hello.
‎I'm going to the shop.
‎- Bye. ‎- Bye. See you later.
‎- Coffee, guys? ‎- A beer, more like.
‎- My head's about to explode. ‎- I can't drink, I'm on antibiotics.
‎- I'm not a doctor. ‎- Fuck the doc, give me a beer.
‎- We're too many. ‎- He's settled in nicely.
‎Still, he's in deep shit.
‎- All the same... ‎- Yeah.
‎He shouldn't have set it to 20.
‎- Let him be, it's not just that. ‎- Of course not.
‎We're more expensive ‎than the Turks or the Chinese.
‎- How can we compete? ‎- But we do quality.
‎It doesn't change anything. ‎We're fucked.
‎When you want to kill your dog, ‎you say he's got rabies.
‎- Tell us, will they keep us on? ‎- I hope so, or we're dead.
‎Let's not be negative. ‎The company is strong.
‎Baretti is selling, ‎we'll just have a new boss.
‎- That's it. Same as before. ‎- That's true.
‎- I liked Baretti. ‎- Me too.
‎He tricked us with his study. ‎He wanted to sell.
‎She would have told me.
‎That's why he's liquidating.
‎No, he's selling. ‎Can't you tell the difference?
‎There might not be ‎any redundancies.
‎It's not in their interests ‎to restructure the company.
‎So let's go on strike.
‎On strike?
‎We're not even working, you muppet.
‎They told us yesterday to take time off ‎in lieu. We haven't been laid off.
‎We're flexible, that's for sure.
‎- Right suckers. ‎- Elastics.
‎Just so you know, ‎you are entitled to retraining.
‎- Rubbish. ‎- It's a solution you don't agree to.
‎You'll block the factory. ‎And then what?
‎You know what? ‎Screw them all with their final.
‎- What are you doing? ‎- Screw Baretti, but we have to win it.
‎- Yeah. ‎- Fuck him, I'm not defending his shirt.
‎- Have you lost it? ‎- No, I haven't.
‎- I'm not playing with that shirt. ‎- Yeah, let's boycott the final.
‎It's stupid, guys.
‎I want to play. I'm going to play.
‎Are you all stupid or what? ‎This is our final, not his.
‎Sorry, Azoug. It's just a match.
‎- What? It took us months to get here. ‎- Give me that.
‎- We fought hard for it, and this is it. ‎- Exactly.
‎- This fucking final belongs to us. ‎- They're right.
‎Why don't you change the shirts?
‎- The final too. ‎- Yeah, it's for us, and only us.
‎That's what makes us strong.
‎We only have one match left.
‎It's our match, guys.
‎Come on, Vital.
‎Shirt strike.
‎What the fuck are you doing?
‎- Fuck. ‎- There you go.
‎There.
‎Feels good.
‎No, it looks like ‎the Bayonne Rowing Club.
‎- Really? ‎- How about that?
‎- No, it's disgusting. ‎- Guys, we don't have all night.
‎You're right.
‎Look, let's take this one.
‎It's plain and low-key.
‎- True, and the message is clear. ‎- I like it. Come on.
‎It's cool.
‎How many do we need?
‎- We take all of them. ‎- Yeah, all of them.
‎Come on, let's go.
‎Here.
‎Come on, hurry up.
‎- Close the fucking door. ‎- Come on.
‎Strikes are pointless anyway, ‎so it's not a bad idea.
‎It's quite good, even.
‎Hey, imagine the look on Baretti's face ‎when he sees all this.
‎FINAL ‎FRENCH CORPORATE RUGBY LEAGUE
‎Closer! Pass the ball.
‎- Do you want a biscuit? ‎- I don't like biscuits.
‎Me neither.
‎The ball is slippery. Careful, guys.
‎Line up!
‎- Jean-Phi, inside! ‎- Mark!
‎Outside!
‎See you later.
‎- Clear! ‎- Come on.
‎Come on. Thanks.
‎- Block it! ‎- Here!
‎- Knitters! ‎- Brave!
‎- We'll do well. ‎- Good luck.
‎To rugby.
‎To freedom.
‎Take a deep breath, guys. Breathe.
‎We're counting on you.
‎- Here we are. ‎- Believe in yourselves.
‎There's someone behind.
‎Someone's right on your arse, ‎on all your arses.
‎Come on, we're all leaders.
‎We're all leaders.
‎How did we get here?
‎We owe this to no-one.
‎We worked hard to get here.
‎- We're counting on you, guys. ‎- Come on, big guys.
‎Push! Come on!
‎Breathe out. Let go.
‎Jog on the spot. Knees up.
‎It wasn't all for nothing.
‎The bouclier is ours, we need it.
‎They can make it.
‎They played well in the semis. ‎Look, here's your daughter.
‎Hi, Marie.
‎- Hello, Jacques. ‎- Hi, Fred.
‎Hi, Alix.
‎- She's upset with you? ‎- A bit.
‎You could have said hello.
‎Why are we here today?
‎We're here for the family. ‎We're family.
‎The stand, our friends, ‎they're all family.
‎The injured, people who couldn't ‎make it or are no longer with us.
‎A brother, a grandfather, a friend.
‎They're proud of us, ‎they support us.
‎Despite all we've been through, ‎we're still here.
‎It's the last hurdle. One more hurdle!
‎We're not going to fall. ‎We're going to make it.
‎We know what to do. ‎We have a plan. We are strong.
‎Together we are strong.
‎We might never play together again ‎or see each other again.
‎Now's the time to externalise ‎and leave our problems behind.
‎Let's vent our anger here, together.
‎Come on, tighter.
‎Knitters! Knitters!
‎We couldn't miss it.
‎- Thanks. ‎- You're welcome.
‎Good luck.
‎I'll fuck your mum.
‎Can the Knitters jump? ‎Yes, they can!
‎Don't worry, ‎you made the right decision.
‎I promise you.
‎Knitters! Knitters!
‎Come on!
‎Come on, Filou!
‎Pass it!
‎- Play large! ‎- Hold on to him, Quequette.
‎We've got the ball!
‎Go Knitters!
‎- Thank you! ‎- We've got it.
‎Take your positions. Ready.
‎- Out. Left. ‎- I've got it.
‎Tacklers!
‎Come on, sweep it out.
‎Referee, it's a foul.
‎I don't believe it.
‎Come on, ref.
‎- Don't back down. ‎- Nearly there.
‎We're still ahead, guys.
‎Positions!
‎- It's shit. ‎- Wipe his shoe.
‎All right?
‎In defence, we're at home here!
‎It's okay, guys. Back off.
‎Come on, guys. Go Knitters!
‎Knitters!
‎We're going to come for you,
‎and give you ‎the thrashing of your life.
‎We'll see about that.
‎All right, calm down.
‎Back off.
‎- Get off! ‎- Let me go.
‎Take them both and finish them off.
‎You're done, gentlemen. ‎That's not how you play.
‎Thanks a lot.
‎Are you stupid or what? Why did ‎you do that? It's over, for fuck's sake.
‎Take a shower. Get lost!
‎Show me.
‎Look at me.
‎- Sit down. ‎- Come here.
‎Spit.
‎Sorry, Vital.
‎We go for their forwards. I'm changing ‎everything to revive our game.
‎Send them back home.
‎Courage, guys! Stay proud!
‎The ball, Manu.
‎To me.
‎Come on, guys.
‎Heads down.
‎Come on, guys. It's not over yet.
‎We still have a shot.
‎Ladies and gentlemen, ‎many thanks for taking part
‎in the final of the ‎French Corporate League.
‎There can only be one winner,
‎and the winning team ‎is Matra Olympic.
‎The losing team ‎is Knitters Rugby Club.
‎Good match, Captain.
‎Well done.
‎Good match.
‎Well done.
‎Good match.