1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,960 [hip hop music playing] 2 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:19,080 [Angus] Guys, help yourselves to the free mineral water. 3 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:22,600 [chuckles] Well, it's not free. I am paying through the nose for it. 4 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,600 -How did you-- -Credit card number three. 5 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,320 You've got to spend money to make money. 6 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,080 Show up in a limo, everyone sees you arrive 7 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,520 and then people start offering you jobs. 8 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:41,080 Look, Holly's gone. I accept that. At the very least, I need to get a job. 9 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,960 Try and be the absent father my unborn child deserves. 10 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,480 You seem very quiet. What's up? 11 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:53,520 [sighs] I just feel like the big lessons have eluded me, man. 12 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:57,040 I go looking for love and end up falling for bloody Jonesy, of all people. 13 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,240 Now I'm gonna have to say something. 14 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:00,760 ♪ I haven't got a job yet ♪ 15 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:04,000 ♪ My girl's -- My daughter's on the way ♪ 16 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,920 ♪ I went clubbing till my world Was revolving, pretty women... ♪ 17 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,080 Oh, yeah. Beautiful buildings, happy days. 18 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:12,600 Full of the party spirit. 19 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,920 What people really want from a college reunion 20 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,080 is evidence their peers have fucked up their lives 21 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,160 way worse than they have. 22 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:21,200 Someone's got fat, they're bankrupt, 23 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,760 their good hair has vanished, and they've got gout instead. 24 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:25,720 Thank God that's not me! 25 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:30,560 Oh, come on! You know it's true. 26 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,920 I'm the guy who's the guy that all the other guys are like, 27 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,200 "I'm glad I'm not that guy." 28 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:39,400 But pull up in one of these bad boys and everyone knows you are the big dog. 29 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:43,480 ♪ I'm fly, I am not an insect ♪ 30 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,560 ♪ And I'm the life of the party ♪ 31 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,240 ♪ Came with Ken But I left with his Barbie ♪ 32 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:49,400 ♪ Babe is with me ♪ 33 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,840 What? Where is everyone? 34 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,440 Nobody saw us arrive! 35 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,600 What's the point of that if no one saw us arrive? God! 36 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:01,640 Back in the car. We're going 'round the block. 37 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:02,720 [tires screech] 38 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,240 [exclaims] 39 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,080 -Hey! How are you? -[woman] How are you? 40 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:35,480 [Dylan] Nice to see you! 41 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,400 -[exclaims] -[chuckles] 42 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:41,800 So, is it true? You guys are together? 43 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,640 Yeah, it crept up on us... 44 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,120 Over the last seven years. Now we're in a trial period. 45 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,080 -Probably for the next ten years. -Let's see how we get on. 46 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,520 They are massively in love. It's awesome. 47 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,000 I'm not sure we've met. Luke Curran. 48 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,360 Well done, Luke. 49 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,640 Managed to tick off one of my personal nightmares for this evening. 50 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:57,720 That being... 51 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,760 Forgotten by someone you slept with at uni. 52 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,320 [groans] I want to say, uh... 53 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,680 [mutters] 54 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,560 -Clare? -That's a lovely name. 55 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:07,960 -But that's not my name. -How're you doing, Bianca? 56 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,360 See? She managed it, and we didn't even have sex. 57 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:14,320 -Actually, we did. Rude. -[all laugh] 58 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:15,760 Uh, can I borrow you? 59 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:19,000 You handled that brilliantly. With real grace. 60 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:23,120 Yeah... Did you calling all your exes pave the way for you and Evie? 61 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,320 I suppose so. 62 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:27,600 I'm wondering if it's premature for big Jonesy declarations. 63 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,400 I still got work to do, grinding into who I am 64 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,520 and why I do the things I do so love to do. You know? 65 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,840 -No. -I think I won't talk to Jonesy 66 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:36,800 and instead do a Dylan on my old hook-ups. 67 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:40,240 Finally try and crack the puzzle that is my glorious self. 68 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,920 You're saying you'll avoid talking to Jonesy 69 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,800 and kid yourself that there's a good reason? 70 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,440 -I'm going on a journey, man. -Just go talk to her, dude. 71 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,280 A psychosexual odyssey into the self. 72 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:56,520 What's that about? 73 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,560 He's found a new way to avoid dealing with his feelings. 74 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,120 Hmm. You can't fault him for inventiveness. 75 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:06,280 -Did you know each other in first year? -Uh, no, we met quite late, actually. 76 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:07,480 There was a lot of drama. 77 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,320 -From you? -[man] Yeah, from her. 78 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,600 We were in halls. I had a ringside seat. 79 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:15,720 Yeah, I was in one slightly fiery relationship. 80 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,120 -Anyway, you seem really happy now. -I am. 81 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,160 -I am. -I'm gonna get a drink. 82 00:04:22,079 --> 00:04:24,680 -Fiery? -You know... 83 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:25,840 I was young. 84 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:35,080 Money today or share options tomorrow? It's the big question of our time. 85 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:39,160 It's weird we're all so in demand because we can rock an algorithm. 86 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,200 My husband says "geeky is the new sexy." 87 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,080 -You're married? -Last year. 88 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:46,640 He plays rugby. His arms make me want to cry with pleasure. 89 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:51,200 We're getting our dues. I took nine years of shit for being clever at school. 90 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,360 Now, those guys mow my lawn. 91 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,720 You hired your old bullies to do your gardening? 92 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,200 That's a metaphor. 93 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:59,800 I wouldn't let those cunts within a mile of my wisteria. 94 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:02,440 -To maths! -A cruel mistress, but bountiful. 95 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,960 [chuckles] 96 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,840 How about you? 97 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,360 Well, I... 98 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:10,560 I recently went all in. 99 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:13,200 -All in? -Jacked in the job. 100 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:16,080 Jacked in the marriage. Freedom's been my watchword. 101 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:17,360 Freedom from making money? 102 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:22,560 It got to the point where I was asking, "Do I make money, or is money making me?" 103 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,240 Holy shit! You retired? 104 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:28,480 Well, I'm not ruling out taking on work again. 105 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,880 Wow! You and Simeon are killing it. 106 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:33,720 ¿El Presidente? Is he here? 107 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,600 He cashed out of a tech startup he did the codebase for. 108 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,200 Arrived here in a stretch limo. 109 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,720 It drove onto the grass! It was awesome. 110 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,120 I guess Simeon pays guys like me to mow his lawn. 111 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,280 -So what's he doing now? -[woman] You should talk to him! 112 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:49,440 -Two of you together. ¡El Dreamo Teamo! -[gasps] 113 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:52,600 Yeah, I'd consider it. I'd definitely consider it. 114 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,120 Hey, you... 115 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,520 [chuckles] Uh... 116 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,040 [Luke] Dylan, Dylan... 117 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:13,560 Dylan, how did you manage approaching your chlamydia girls? 118 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,760 Dylan has had chlamydia since he left university. 119 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:22,560 For the record, I have never used the collective noun "chlamydia girls." 120 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,480 The thing is I'm trying to engage these girls 121 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,120 in a psychological dissection of myself, 122 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,720 and I'm coming up against a lot of resistance here, man. 123 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,400 Luke! 124 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:33,000 -I just bumped into Lily. -Me, too. 125 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,680 -I know! She said you asked her about-- -Can I stop you there? 126 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:38,880 I'm not ready to have this conversation. We'll talk in an hour, maybe two. 127 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,640 It does heart rate, blood pressure, the lot. 128 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:51,320 If I die, I'll be the first person to know about it 129 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,120 'cause my watch will email me. 130 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:54,960 Simeon? 131 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,280 Angus Baker! The cruncher! 132 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,440 The Number Cruncher. Nothing sinister. 133 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,080 Will you excuse us? I've gotta touch base with this guy. 134 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,240 -This guy. -¡El Presidente! 135 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,440 [both laugh] 136 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:16,920 What is he doing? 137 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,160 Half the girls here are having a go at him! 138 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,920 He's doing some Alcoholics Anonymous 12-step thing, 139 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,720 apologizing to all the women he's shagged. 140 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,240 What a legend! 141 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:28,680 Why's he talking to Nikki? 142 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,320 Maybe they were mates. It was before your time? 143 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:36,240 Me and Nikki have been together since school! 144 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:43,200 ♪ It leads me back ♪ 145 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:47,600 ♪ To where I belong ♪ 146 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:50,560 ♪ Where I come from ♪ 147 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:51,520 Okay. 148 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:54,200 -Having fun? -So many old faces. 149 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,280 What? 150 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,400 Nothing, nothing. Just... 151 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:06,880 It's funny hearing about you as this fiery, plate-throwing type. 152 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,920 Well, I still can get quite cross. 153 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:14,640 Okay, a lot of people seem to remember you with this guy called Adal. 154 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,560 Right. Well, what about him? 155 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,400 Greg said you guys were all about the, 156 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:24,800 you know, big screaming matches and then big public shows of affection... 157 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,120 -That's not you! -Okay. 158 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,840 We broke up when his parents found out about us. 159 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:32,240 Muslim parents, non-Muslim girl, it wasn't gonna work. 160 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,799 That's it. That's the whole story. 161 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,320 Sorry. 162 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:44,039 Ten years on, I think I'm just about coping. 163 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:47,760 -Anything else? -No. Nothing. 164 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,000 ♪ I want it all so sweet ♪ 165 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:56,160 ♪ You got the moves, you got the moves You got the moves... ♪ 166 00:08:56,240 --> 00:09:00,000 I want to be up there. On the wall of success. 167 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:02,520 I want the room. The whole thing. 168 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,760 And I want you with me. 169 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:07,680 Are you serious? 170 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:10,840 -Have you ever known me to make a joke? -No. Never. 171 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:12,240 I need your confidence, A-bomb. 172 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:15,920 Marriage, jobs, if they're not worth it, you walk away. 173 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,440 [chuckles] I don't just walk away, though I am bloody good at it. 174 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,960 I can absolutely put the work in as well. 175 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:24,720 If you want to invest, you'll need to punt in 50 grand. 176 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:29,280 [scoffs] £50,000? Of my own money? 177 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:35,560 "Angus Baker. Technical chief. Co-owner. Shareholder. Big dog." 178 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:37,120 [gasps softly] 179 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,840 [both laughing] 180 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,160 ♪ Every night's the same ♪ 181 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:10,080 ♪ All my friends are here to celebrate ♪ 182 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,240 ♪ I don't look for love That's enough ♪ 183 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:16,560 ♪ Don't want to start this party talk ♪ 184 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,840 You look like you've seen a ghost. 185 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:24,720 Yeah. I thought he was living in Australia. 186 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:29,720 -Do you want a drink? -Yes. Yeah, let's both go. 187 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:43,600 ♪ Falling for you ♪ 188 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,920 If you're looking for insight, I'd say that your problem might be, 189 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 -I'm just speculating-- -Go on. 190 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,800 It might be you don't know how to feel. 191 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:55,520 When you and me did it, 192 00:10:55,600 --> 00:11:00,640 it was like even if you did have some kind of emotions going on, 193 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:04,640 you did your best to present yourself as this cold, sexual killing machine 194 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:07,880 who was dead inside. It was quite off-putting. 195 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,960 Yeah, yeah, this is good stuff. Um... 196 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:14,120 Quickly. Quick refresher, when exactly did we do it again? 197 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,600 It doesn't matter. My point is that-- 198 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:19,240 -Drink? -No. Not yet. 199 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:22,640 -Carry on. -Okay... [laughs] 200 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,480 Simeon, look. 201 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:40,480 I'd love a job with you, but I can't invest. 202 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:45,440 [chuckles] I don't have any money. I am, in fact, completely broke. 203 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:50,560 So, if I can just be a normal employee instead of a co-owner or whatever, 204 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,920 that would be fine. That would be brilliant, in fact. 205 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,760 -That's a shame. -I could start at the bottom? 206 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,840 -I don't think so. -Can I do some work experience? 207 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,160 -I need to put something on my CV. -Definitely not! 208 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,720 Really? 209 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,760 You'd happily run a company with me because of my skills, 210 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,760 but you don't want me to work for you for free? 211 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,520 There is no company, is there? 212 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,240 -There's going to be-- -Sure... 213 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,120 Sure, "once you've got investment." How much are you putting in? 214 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,920 I'm the founder. I bring myself to the equation. 215 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,480 How much did you make from selling your last company? 216 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:19,560 -Angus-- -Was there even a last company? 217 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,120 You prick. 218 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,040 You're as bad as I am! 219 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,320 -Guys! We heard about your startup. -[woman] We want in. 220 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,960 We want in, big-style. 221 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:33,320 There's nothing to have in on. Simeon's full of shit and I'm... 222 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,800 full of something worse. 223 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,640 Like, semen? 224 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,440 As someone trying to get pregnant, I find that offensive. 225 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:44,560 Guys, will you just listen? There is no company. 226 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,520 You are the ones who've actually got great lives. 227 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,880 Rich. Married. You've got it all. 228 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,640 I'm divorced, broke, unemployed 229 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,960 and having a child with a near-stranger who won't go out with me. 230 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:00,800 And I'm a coward. 231 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:02,920 Self-evidently. 232 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,240 So you win. 233 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,600 Me and El Presidente here, not so much. 234 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,760 He's worth 15 million quid. 235 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,280 Yeah, sure he is. [laughs] 236 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,600 No, he is. 237 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Are you? 238 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,800 It's a shame you can't invest, because that's a prerequisite for co-ownership. 239 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,200 As for starting at the bottom, doing work experience, 240 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,880 I was gonna say that'd be a massive waste of your talents. 241 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,880 But you didn't let me finish, A-Bomb. 242 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:36,840 [chuckles] What? 243 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,000 [music over dialogue] 244 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,840 -Jonesy! Jonesy! -Luke! 245 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:59,600 Jonesy, I am confident I am falling in love with you. 246 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:07,920 Hey. 247 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,080 Hi. I'm Adal. 248 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:18,040 Dylan Witter. I think we had some friends in common. 249 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:22,240 Luke Curran? Eve Douglas? 250 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,720 Uh... Don't know Luke, but Evie's great. 251 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,600 -I knew her my first year. -Yeah. 252 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:34,320 -So how's everything now? -Good. Living in Australia. 253 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,720 Timing of this worked with a visit back. Got a baby to show around. 254 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,520 -Congratulations. -Yeah. Thank you. 255 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,680 Thank you. 256 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,160 And what about yourself, what do you do? 257 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,440 Dyl, Luke's been-- 258 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,640 -Hi. -Hi. 259 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,640 Um... 260 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,280 -Everything good with you? -Yeah. Yeah. 261 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,680 Good. 262 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,320 [stammers] What's your baby called? 263 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,840 [laughs] Um... 264 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,000 Emily. 265 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,400 -Nice. -Yeah. 266 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:14,200 Dyl, Luke's been hit. I think we should... Sorry to... 267 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,200 No, no, no, go and do your thing. 268 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,720 -Nice to meet you. -And you. 269 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:29,760 Hey. 270 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,800 -Jonesy-- -Shh. Trying to concentrate. 271 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,040 Jonesy... 272 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:43,320 Okay, I know that you're not a relationships person, per se. 273 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,400 Or indeed at all. 274 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,280 You could make an exception for me. 275 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,880 -You might have a concussion. -I'm being deadly serious. 276 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,400 I've spoken to a lot of girls this evening-- 277 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,480 -In front of their boyfriends. -Every girl I spoke to, 278 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,720 I just stood there, thinking, 279 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,720 "Right now, I would rather be talking to Jonesy." 280 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,560 Jesus, Luke. 281 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,560 I think you feel the same. 282 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:08,240 That's presumptuous of you. It's not an attractive quality. 283 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,600 I understand baggage. 284 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:16,440 But whatever baggage is holding you back, we'll work through it. 285 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,640 I'm sorry? What baggage is this? 286 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,440 Your whole no-relationships stance? 287 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,640 Could that not be just what I think? What I want? 288 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,480 -Everyone wants love. Ask Dylan. -Ask me what? 289 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:32,520 Love. Love. It's a good thing, isn't it? Tell Jonesy. 290 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,960 -What happened? -I'm fine. 291 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,800 He got blindsided by the boyfriend of someone he shagged. 292 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,760 -The guy's gone home now. -Are you feeling okay? 293 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,400 I actually would prefer to be alone with Jonesy, 294 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,920 who I have fallen in love with. 295 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,760 I'm feeling very open. 296 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,480 I think he's probably physically fine. Probably. 297 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,200 -As for the rest of it... -We can stay and make sure-- 298 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,960 Guys, seriously, we're mid-intimacy here. 299 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,080 Give us a call if you need us. 300 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,720 Luke, I am not "the one." 301 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:09,960 I think the whole idea of one person for the rest of your life is bogus 302 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:14,760 and unrealistic and a recipe for heartache or boredom and resentment. 303 00:17:14,839 --> 00:17:17,599 I like my life exactly as it is. 304 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,319 I don't think you like your life as it is. 305 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,599 I think you're lonely, and you're a bit freaked out about those two. 306 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:29,000 But none of that is my problem. Do you need me to write this down for you? 307 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:32,920 I like you. And I believe you like me, too. 308 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,040 You are a very good time. 309 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,080 If you're feeling up to it, I think we should head back to the party. 310 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,120 -Come on. -I'm falling in love with you, Jonesy. 311 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,120 I am. 312 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,080 In my defense, 313 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:02,280 right from the start, I did say sleeping together more than once was a bad idea. 314 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,120 Okay. 315 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,720 [Angus] Why did it matter so much? 316 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:30,080 To be envied by you. To have it all? 317 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:35,600 Confession. 318 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,760 I mow my own lawn. I don't pay anyone to do it. 319 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:43,240 I can't afford a gardener yet. I really want one, though. 320 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,960 Anyway. Here's to your new job, Angus! 321 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,280 Thank you, Simeon. I'll work hard. 322 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,680 [Simeon] I don't doubt it. 323 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:54,280 You'll be parking a limo on the lawn like an absolute knob within no time. 324 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,840 -I thought it was cool. -It was bullshit. 325 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,120 I don't know why the bullshit matters to me. 326 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,720 Maybe it's 'cause I don't have the real stuff going on. 327 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:05,360 A girl I really like. Stuff I can't buy. 328 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,600 In fairness, money buys a lot of what matters to me. 329 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,680 For me, it's Holly. 330 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,120 She matters most. 331 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:45,440 [door opens] 332 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,360 -Hey. -Hi. 333 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,080 What are you doing out here? 334 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,160 -Oh, my God. What-- -It's nothing. 335 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:06,000 I'm fine. I just... [sniffles] 336 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,800 I just felt sad. I didn't want to wake you up. 337 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,480 What are you sad about? 338 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,800 I'm sad about Adal. 339 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:29,680 I'm sad about how much I loved him and how much it hurt. 340 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:32,960 But I'm also happy now. 341 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,920 I'm happy how much I love you. It's just... 342 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,280 It's just too much. You know? 343 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,600 Would you have married him? 344 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,520 Yeah. 345 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,040 [exhales] 346 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,720 [cries] I don't know why I'm so upset. It was a long time ago. 347 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,680 Will you come back to bed? 348 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,560 Take me back, then. 349 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,560 This was unexpected. 350 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,680 Yeah, well, I like to mix things up. 351 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,000 [knock on door] 352 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,160 -So do you need to... -It's fine. Whatever it is, it can wait. 353 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,400 [knocking continues] 354 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,320 [Jonesy] Luke? 355 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:11,200 Hi. Dylan let me in. 356 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,960 So, what's going on? 357 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:19,840 This is Jonesy. Jonesy, this is Zoe. 358 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,120 Oh! Hey, Zoe, how are you? Nice to meet you. 359 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,160 Hello. 360 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:27,920 -I was hoping to have a word. -Yeah, I'm actually quite busy. 361 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,480 Cool. Do you want me to wait outside while you finish up? 362 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:35,200 -This is going weird again, isn't it? -What do you mean "again"? 363 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:38,440 Last time we slept together, you'd nearly asked someone to marry you, 364 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,400 then you watched while I slept. 365 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:44,200 -The witch! You're the wicked witch. -Yes, I was wearing a witch costume. 366 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,600 Cool. 367 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,240 I can totally place you now. I can absolutely place you. 368 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,040 Excellent. 369 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,120 What do you want, Jonesy? 370 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,840 Okay, I'm gonna go. 371 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,720 Yeah, so could you just pass me my dress? 372 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:02,720 Yeah. Here you go. 373 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,800 Thank you. That's... 374 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,120 You know, you're doing that thing again. 375 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,640 -What thing? -The thing I told to you about. 376 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,240 Pretending you don't have feelings. 377 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,800 Uh, yeah, just missing my shoes now. 378 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,280 -They are in the hall. -Great. 379 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:24,440 Okay, well, good luck, guys, with... 380 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,400 whatever the fuck this is. 381 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,720 -Sorry, Zoe. -Sorry. 382 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:33,880 -See you. -Bye. 383 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:34,960 Safe home. 384 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:50,320 I think it's fairly obvious why I'm here so let's not clap on about it. 385 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,480 It's not obvious to me. 386 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:56,200 If you make me say stuff, I will leave. 387 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,920 -You just arrived! -Yeah, well... 388 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,600 I'm not making any firm decisions. 389 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,360 This is such a mistake. 390 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,880 [whispers] I love you. 391 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:11,160 ♪ I laughed at the ocean ♪ 392 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:19,280 ♪ We were amused by the sea ♪ 393 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:24,600 ♪ We laughed at the ocean ♪ 394 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:30,960 ♪ Charmed life have we ♪