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Previously, on Lucifer...
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Someone is forcing those wings on me.
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I'm sure it's all a part of God's plan.
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If you mean His plan to continually
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manipulate and control me, then agreed.
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I really appreciate how
you handled the whole
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"me not wanting you and
Amenadiel to bone" thing.
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I do really like you.
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You can't die, I know.
But I promise you,
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I will find a way to end
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your infinite misery
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if it's the last thing I do.
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Thank you for your help, mate.
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No worries. This actually gives me time
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to brainstorm a little
problem of my own.
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Aah!
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LUCIFER: I don't understand.
How does this not work?
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You still have no idea how to kill me.
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Lucifer, I'm here.
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Are you ready?
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Lucifer?
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[LAUGHS]: Why is it so dark in here?
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Wha...?
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Lucifer?
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Lucifer? [SIGHS]
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LUCIFER: Detective.
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[GASPS]
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There's been a change
of plan. I'm not going.
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What? But we have a case.
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Something's happened. Please leave.
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Wait, what's happened? Are you okay?
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LUCIFER: I can't...
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I can't make them go away.
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Wha...?
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Lucifer,
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- what's on your back?
- Detective,
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I said leave!
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[GASPING] What's going on?
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I can't...
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I can't control them.
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[SCREAMS]
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No! Detective!
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[GASPING]
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Detective!
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Detective, grab my hand!
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Detective!
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[CHLOE SCREAMS]
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No!
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No...
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No!
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And then I woke up.
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And it's not the sort
of dream I'm used to.
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A lot less nudity.
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So what do you think it means?
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Well, I think it's pretty obvious
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what it means, Lucifer.
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That I need sturdier guardrails?
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Or, maybe there's some
symbolism in there.
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- You mean my wings, don't you?
- Yes.
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Well, clearly, you have issues.
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Well, you would, too,
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if your father slapped
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a pair on your back.
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Took away your Devil face,
took away who you are.
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I mean, who knows what
else He'll take from me.
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Lux? My... job with the LAPD?
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Or Chloe.
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Well, she may be part of
it, but this isn't about her.
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This is about me.
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So can we please just focus
on what truly matters here?
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- Which is?
- Showing my Father
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that He can't control me.
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And He's not as powerful as he thinks.
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And how are you going to do that?
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By defying Him.
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I'm gonna remove Pierce's immortal curse
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so he can finally die.
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There's just one problem, though.
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Just one?
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[SIGHS] Everything that I've come up with,
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Pierce has already tried.
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I'm completely out of ideas.
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My well is dry, and
that is why I'm here.
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Yeah, well.
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Not sure I know how to
remove an immortal's curse.
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[LAUGHS]: No.
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I need you to remove my mental block.
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Hypnotize me, or something.
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I hear it works with
smoking and insomnia, so...
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[GRUNTS]
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Unfortunately, that's
not how it works, Lucifer.
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There's no easy fix for a lack of ideas.
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No?
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No.
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You just have to be patient.
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You never know when or where
inspiration will strike.
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Well, thank you, Doctor.
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For being completely unhelpful today.
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[SCOFFS]
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[SIGHS]
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Ah.
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Hi, Amenadiel.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh. ♪
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Hey, Ella?
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Um... [CLEARS THROAT]
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Uh, listen, about tonight?
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- I'm gonna have to...
- No!
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No.
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You better not be
cancelling on me again.
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I know, I'm so sorry.
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It's just, I have so much work to do.
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Can't you play hooky?
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Not if I want to be
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a responsible adult.
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Right.
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But...
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What if...
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you weren't a responsible adult?
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[LAUGHING]: Just this once.
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Come on!
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Chloe,
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I mean, don't you ever
miss just having stupid fun
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like when you were a kid?
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I was a pretty grown-up kid, actually.
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Well, never too late to start.
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I know. I'm sorry, babe, I can't.
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Can we do a neon party rain check?
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Decker, one of these days,
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you're gonna realize
what you've been missing.
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[QUIETLY]: It looked so cute on you.
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[SCOFFS]
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[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
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This is the longest you've
ever gone without talking.
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Ever. Is something on your mind?
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Nothing.
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That's the problem. [SIGHS]
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Uh, how so?
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[SIGHS] Well, I...
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I have this puzzle that I need to solve,
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but I've hit a mental block.
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- Okay.
- Have you ever just
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ran out of ideas when working
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a particularly difficult case?
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I mean, before I came along, of course.
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[SCOFFS] Right.
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Um... not really.
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I-I mean, I've hit dead ends
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from lack of evidence,
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but no, because there's
always a new angle to consider.
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Braggart.
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[SIGHS]
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DAN: Our victim's name
was Kathleen Pike, 33.
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She's the author of a best-selling
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futuristic Y.A. series
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called Class of 3001.
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She was found with her head bashed in
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by her own vintage typewriter.
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The irony's a little on the nose.
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Or on the head, should I say?
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CHLOE: What's that white stuff?
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ELLA: I know what you guys are thinking.
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She's a synthetic.
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Aliens.
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The android who bled white. [GURGLES]
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No one? Really? Oh, never mind.
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That's melted ice cream, anyway.
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It looks like our victim was
about to dig in last night
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when someone showed up and
rewrote her dessert menu
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with that typewriter.
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Real wound's over here though.
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- Huh. Who found the body?
- [CAMERA CLICKS]
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Kathleen's editor. Vincent Green.
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He's out by the pool.
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Thank you.
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Uh, Daniel.
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- Your head is mostly empty.
- Huh?
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Exactly. And yet, you manage
to do this improv thing.
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How do you come up with
stuff on the spot like that?
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Well, the first rule of
improv is "yes, and..."
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Yes and what?
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That's the name of the technique.
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Right. I've heard you
talk about it before,
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but I don't actually
understand what it means.
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Well, you agree with
whatever's being said... yes.
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And then you say the first thing
that comes to your mind... and.
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That makes no sense.
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[SIGHS] But I'm desperate,
so I'll try anything.
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Yes, and.
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VINCENT: I got the call from
Kathleen late last night.
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She finally finished the new book.
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We made plans for me to
come over this morning,
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pick up the manuscript.
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Do you usually pick up
manuscripts in person?
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With Kathleen, yes.
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There's only ever one hard copy
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since she does all her
writing on that typewriter.
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Yes, and... well, her dying
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on that typewriter as well, it seems.
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CHLOE: Do you know anyone who
would have done this to her?
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Any known enemies?
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No, Kathleen was extremely well-liked.
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She had millions of devoted fans.
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Ugh, I know how fans can get
obsessed with their idols.
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Yes, and... with their boobs.
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Like after you did Hot Tub
High School, Detective.
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- Oh. Uh-huh.
- You don't think
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this could be my fault, do you?
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- Why?
- I was so excited that she was finished
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that I tweeted the news to her fans.
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I really talked the book
up, hinting at this huge
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action-packed robot rebellion
ending she teased me with.
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Well, as long as you didn't
tweet her address as well.
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No, of course not, but
someone could find that.
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Someone who wanted to
read the book first?
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Yes, and... someone
who wanted to tell her
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that robot rebellions couldn't
be more dull and derivative.
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What is with all this "yes, and" stuff?
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Oh, just some improv thing I was hoping
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would knock me out of my idea dry spell.
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But you're literally just saying
what you would normally say,
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with the words "yes,
and" in front of it.
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Yes, and... it's clearly not working.
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- Uh-uh.
- Stupid Daniel.
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Idea dry spell.
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Just like Kathleen.
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What do you mean?
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She had the worst case of
writer's block I've ever seen.
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Took her five years to figure
out how to end the series.
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Well, never mind that.
How did she cure her block?
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I don't know, she said I would
understand after I read it.
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Said she even explained
how she broke through it
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in the book's afterword.
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But you haven't read it.
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No, like I said, there's only one copy
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and I haven't seen it.
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Detective.
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This afterword could explain how
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to overcome my own
form of writer's block.
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- What?
- We need to find it.
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The killer. You mean we
need to find the killer.
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Exactly. So they can
hand over that book.
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Uh-huh.
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♪ Never get to bed... ♪
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Mmm. Linda, I have to say,
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these last few weeks have
been absolutely incredible.
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Wow.
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You're really good at this
sweet, sappy stuff, aren't you?
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[CHUCKLES]
- [GIGGLES]
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I feel the same.
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Good.
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Well, maybe someday
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we can actually have
this date in public?
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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[SIGHS] I do hate
sneaking around, but Maze.
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I know. I know. She can't find out.
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I...
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I want to tell her,
I just don't know how.
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I admit, I'm afraid.
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Well, you should be. Maze would...
264
00:10:06,311 --> 00:10:08,737
not take this well.
265
00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:10,992
I feel so guilty, I.... [SCOFFS]
266
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I've been avoiding her calls.
267
00:10:12,951 --> 00:10:14,336
Are we being cowards?
268
00:10:14,339 --> 00:10:15,730
Yes.
269
00:10:15,732 --> 00:10:17,195
But, Linda, it's...
270
00:10:17,198 --> 00:10:19,267
- Maze.
- Maze. I know.
271
00:10:19,269 --> 00:10:20,735
Do you know how she's doing?
272
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I'm sure she's fine.
273
00:10:22,662 --> 00:10:25,562
Busy hunting bounties and all.
274
00:10:27,917 --> 00:10:30,243
But...
275
00:10:30,245 --> 00:10:33,280
I can check on her if
that'll make you feel better.
276
00:10:33,282 --> 00:10:36,016
Really? Just to make sure she's okay.
277
00:10:36,018 --> 00:10:38,285
Of course.
278
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I would do anything for you.
279
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♪ Over my head... ♪
280
00:10:42,290 --> 00:10:44,290
What? Is that too sappy?
281
00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:47,527
♪ No, I don't like my fate ♪
282
00:10:47,529 --> 00:10:51,731
♪ Or how I'm turning out ♪
283
00:10:51,733 --> 00:10:53,232
♪ Yeah ♪
284
00:10:53,234 --> 00:10:55,301
♪ How I'm turning out. ♪
285
00:10:55,303 --> 00:10:57,602
"Max was plagued with confusion.
286
00:10:57,605 --> 00:11:00,961
"If Jessica truly loved him,
then why'd she kiss Tristan?
287
00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:05,243
"And in the back seat of
her flying car, no less."
288
00:11:05,245 --> 00:11:07,512
This has sold millions of copies.
289
00:11:07,514 --> 00:11:10,482
Tongueless kissing and stealing
liquor from their parents.
290
00:11:10,484 --> 00:11:13,952
[CHUCKLES] I mean,
where's the sex? The drugs?
291
00:11:13,954 --> 00:11:16,754
That robot rebellion
cannot come soon enough.
292
00:11:16,756 --> 00:11:20,190
Was your high school
experience this pathetically PG?
293
00:11:20,192 --> 00:11:22,893
I didn't have much of a
high school experience.
294
00:11:22,895 --> 00:11:24,662
Oh! Played hooky a lot did you?
295
00:11:24,664 --> 00:11:26,089
Suddenly I like you more.
296
00:11:26,092 --> 00:11:28,432
No, child actors don't have
much time for regular school.
297
00:11:28,434 --> 00:11:30,734
You're either auditioning or on set,
298
00:11:30,736 --> 00:11:33,536
- so it's mostly tutors.
- Ah.
299
00:11:33,538 --> 00:11:36,238
Maybe I did miss out on a lot.
300
00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,740
Anyhow, why are you reading those?
301
00:11:37,742 --> 00:11:38,745
I doubt that that's gonna
302
00:11:38,748 --> 00:11:39,940
lead us to Kathleen's killer.
303
00:11:39,943 --> 00:11:41,547
Oh, well, Kathleen's afterword explained
304
00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:43,012
how she overcame her writer's block.
305
00:11:43,014 --> 00:11:45,214
In order to understand,
I may need context.
306
00:11:45,216 --> 00:11:47,141
Oh, in case she uses examples?
307
00:11:47,144 --> 00:11:49,918
Exactly. So, speaking of the killer,
308
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,620
any leads?
309
00:11:51,622 --> 00:11:52,988
Yeah, actually.
310
00:11:52,990 --> 00:11:55,070
Someone who goes by the name of
311
00:11:55,073 --> 00:11:57,703
"Ashley3001fan."
312
00:11:57,706 --> 00:12:01,029
Got into some pretty heated
online arguments with Kathleen.
313
00:12:01,032 --> 00:12:02,573
Apparently, she wasn't too happy
314
00:12:02,576 --> 00:12:04,617
the book was taking so
long to be completed.
315
00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:07,189
Poor Kathleen. When will
people understand writer's block
316
00:12:07,192 --> 00:12:08,591
is a very serious condition?
317
00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:09,925
Well, Kathleen agreed.
318
00:12:09,928 --> 00:12:10,929
LUCIFER: "I don't have to answer
319
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,429
to ignorant trolls like you.
320
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,644
There's a reason I'm the writer
321
00:12:13,646 --> 00:12:14,767
and you're a fan.
322
00:12:14,770 --> 00:12:16,004
Maybe you should try contributing
323
00:12:16,006 --> 00:12:17,177
something to society."
324
00:12:17,179 --> 00:12:18,914
Ouch, nicely put, Kathleen.
325
00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:21,148
Yeah. After Kathleen
publicly berated her,
326
00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:22,800
Ashley went completely offline.
327
00:12:22,803 --> 00:12:25,463
You think Ashley was so
humiliated by her hero
328
00:12:25,466 --> 00:12:26,565
that she wanted revenge?
329
00:12:26,568 --> 00:12:28,221
[SIGHS] It's possible.
330
00:12:28,223 --> 00:12:31,124
Well, let's hope so 'cause
I need to find that boo...
331
00:12:32,037 --> 00:12:33,292
Killer, the b... killer.
332
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:36,236
I know you mean book.
333
00:12:36,239 --> 00:12:37,566
I did.
334
00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:39,532
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
335
00:12:42,069 --> 00:12:43,168
Hi, Amenadiel.
336
00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:46,471
Hey, Trixie. Uh, is Maze here?
337
00:12:46,473 --> 00:12:48,473
Sorry, no.
338
00:12:48,475 --> 00:12:50,409
Oh.
339
00:12:53,993 --> 00:12:56,594
Would you mind telling her
that I stopped by, please?
340
00:12:56,597 --> 00:12:57,862
Sure.
341
00:12:57,865 --> 00:12:59,459
Thanks.
342
00:13:05,525 --> 00:13:08,459
Nice work, Trix.
343
00:13:08,461 --> 00:13:10,795
Why don't you want to see him?
344
00:13:10,797 --> 00:13:12,347
Amenadiel's nice.
345
00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:14,431
Nice?
346
00:13:14,433 --> 00:13:16,232
If he were nice,
347
00:13:16,234 --> 00:13:19,323
he wouldn't be sneaking around
behind my back with my friend,
348
00:13:19,326 --> 00:13:21,872
and lying about it.
349
00:13:21,874 --> 00:13:23,253
Why are they doing that?
350
00:13:23,256 --> 00:13:25,378
I don't know. 'Cause they suck.
351
00:13:25,381 --> 00:13:27,077
Mommy says that sometimes,
352
00:13:27,079 --> 00:13:29,942
people are just scared
to tell the truth.
353
00:13:29,945 --> 00:13:31,911
Maybe they need a little help.
354
00:13:31,913 --> 00:13:34,513
That's not a bad idea, kid.
355
00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:39,718
Helping people tell the
truth is kind of my thing.
356
00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:43,543
Huh.
357
00:13:46,098 --> 00:13:48,725
I cybertraced Ashley3001fan to here.
358
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,428
And the ice cream from the crime scene,
359
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,897
also from here.
360
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:54,162
- Ashley could be one of these three.
- Yes.
361
00:13:54,165 --> 00:13:56,331
They do seem like the insipid Y.A. type.
362
00:13:56,334 --> 00:13:59,004
Though, scooping frozen treats
for others day in, day out,
363
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,505
seems even more boring.
364
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,107
CHLOE: Yeah, but they get to
hang out with their friends.
365
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,737
There's no adult responsibility.
366
00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:05,309
It looks like they're having fun.
367
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:07,011
You know, stupid fun.
368
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,262
Since when do you like "stupid fun"?
369
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,831
Hi.
370
00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:15,225
Detective Decker, LAPD. I'd
like to ask you all some...
371
00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:19,023
- Freeze.
- LUCIFER: Ha.
372
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,624
"Freeze," good one.
373
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:23,026
[PANTING] Please.
374
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,401
Please don't call my mom.
375
00:14:24,404 --> 00:14:25,878
I-It's just one joint.
376
00:14:25,881 --> 00:14:28,631
Claire? What's going on?
377
00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:30,633
Claire?
378
00:14:30,635 --> 00:14:32,568
You're not Ashley?
379
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:34,003
No, I'm Ashley.
380
00:14:34,005 --> 00:14:36,072
Ashley's a man?
381
00:14:36,074 --> 00:14:37,487
Yeah, I'm a man.
382
00:14:37,490 --> 00:14:39,935
And I'm the manager. What's going on?
383
00:14:39,938 --> 00:14:41,378
Oh, what's going on, Ashley,
384
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,911
is you need to give me that book.
385
00:14:42,913 --> 00:14:44,612
Otherwise, I'll show
you the true meaning of
386
00:14:44,614 --> 00:14:46,514
"you scream for ice cream."
387
00:14:46,516 --> 00:14:48,516
Okay?
388
00:14:48,518 --> 00:14:49,912
All right.
389
00:14:56,235 --> 00:14:58,401
LUCIFER: I'm gonna ask you nicely, Ashley.
390
00:14:58,404 --> 00:14:59,830
Where's the book?
391
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:03,151
Dude, I'm telling you.
I don't have any book.
392
00:15:05,887 --> 00:15:08,917
Then why was that found
at Kathleen Pike's home?
393
00:15:10,787 --> 00:15:12,287
"3000 and Yum."
394
00:15:12,289 --> 00:15:15,890
Yeah, that's a flavor I
created special for Kathleen.
395
00:15:15,892 --> 00:15:17,458
I brought it to her house personally.
396
00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:19,860
Do you always bring ice
cream to your murder victims?
397
00:15:19,862 --> 00:15:22,950
Murder?
398
00:15:22,953 --> 00:15:24,585
Wait...
399
00:15:24,588 --> 00:15:26,153
Kathleen's dead?
400
00:15:26,156 --> 00:15:27,223
Very.
401
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:28,594
Man, she was the greatest
402
00:15:28,597 --> 00:15:30,177
writer of our generation.
403
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,279
What?
404
00:15:31,282 --> 00:15:33,082
Her books were about high school drama.
405
00:15:33,085 --> 00:15:35,874
What could a man of your age
possibly find great about them?
406
00:15:35,877 --> 00:15:38,611
[CHUCKLES]: I mean, high school
was the best time of my life.
407
00:15:38,613 --> 00:15:42,915
Reading 3001 makes
me feel like I'm 16 again.
408
00:15:42,917 --> 00:15:45,151
Those books are deeper than you think.
409
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:48,205
We know about your online
fight with Kathleen.
410
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,888
Things got very heated.
411
00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:52,024
Must've hurt to have
her insult you like that
412
00:15:52,026 --> 00:15:53,169
in front of everybody.
413
00:15:53,172 --> 00:15:54,650
I never should've said those things.
414
00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:56,262
So, I sent her some of my writing.
415
00:15:56,264 --> 00:15:57,755
You know, like an olive branch.
416
00:15:57,758 --> 00:15:59,286
Hold on, you're a writer?
417
00:15:59,289 --> 00:16:00,710
Yeah, man. I've written, like,
418
00:16:00,713 --> 00:16:03,300
tons of Class of 3001 fan fiction.
419
00:16:03,303 --> 00:16:06,637
Can't imagine that
Kathleen was too pleased.
420
00:16:06,639 --> 00:16:08,473
Kathleen liked my writing.
421
00:16:08,475 --> 00:16:10,981
She even asked me to help
her finish her last book.
422
00:16:10,984 --> 00:16:12,844
She asked you to help?
423
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:16,103
So Kathleen's solution to
writer's block was to outsource?
424
00:16:16,106 --> 00:16:18,182
Yeah, but when Kathleen read my version,
425
00:16:18,184 --> 00:16:20,985
she decided she wanted to
go in a different direction.
426
00:16:20,987 --> 00:16:24,075
But she said it did help her
f-finish her book on her own.
427
00:16:24,078 --> 00:16:25,644
So... [SCOFFS] boom.
428
00:16:25,647 --> 00:16:27,714
It did? How?
429
00:16:27,717 --> 00:16:30,893
What exactly helped
Kathleen overcome her block?
430
00:16:30,896 --> 00:16:32,802
She told me she realized
431
00:16:32,805 --> 00:16:35,730
she needed to be more authentic.
432
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:38,334
You know, get back to
her original inspiration.
433
00:16:38,336 --> 00:16:41,570
That is completely meaningless.
434
00:16:41,572 --> 00:16:45,475
Well, well, what was
the original inspiration?
435
00:16:45,477 --> 00:16:48,944
Oh? You guys don't know?
436
00:16:48,946 --> 00:16:51,713
So, the characters in Kathleen's
books are based on real people.
437
00:16:51,715 --> 00:16:53,215
DAN: And all of her stories were taken
438
00:16:53,217 --> 00:16:54,682
from her real life at Westside High,
439
00:16:54,684 --> 00:16:55,817
right here in L.A.
440
00:16:55,819 --> 00:16:58,453
LUCIFER: Max, Jessica, Isabel.
441
00:16:58,455 --> 00:17:00,658
She didn't even change
any of the first names.
442
00:17:00,661 --> 00:17:03,028
Did she have any original ideas at all?
443
00:17:03,031 --> 00:17:04,292
Well, she changed the last names.
444
00:17:04,294 --> 00:17:05,691
ELLA: And she did have to come up
445
00:17:05,694 --> 00:17:07,260
with all that futuristic sci-fi stuff.
446
00:17:07,263 --> 00:17:09,230
I mean, trust me, that is not easy.
447
00:17:09,232 --> 00:17:10,898
I'm actually writing my own book
448
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:12,166
about a forensic scientist
449
00:17:12,168 --> 00:17:14,035
- who talks to ghosts.
- You are? Tell me,
450
00:17:14,037 --> 00:17:15,569
what do you do when
you run out of ideas?
451
00:17:15,571 --> 00:17:18,005
Oh, I never run out of
ideas. I've got way too many.
452
00:17:18,007 --> 00:17:19,444
My problem is how to choose.
453
00:17:19,447 --> 00:17:21,080
Well, there's no need to rub it in.
454
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,809
- Thank you.
- So, this author exposed
455
00:17:22,811 --> 00:17:24,177
all these people's dirty laundry?
456
00:17:24,179 --> 00:17:25,545
Sounds like motive to me.
457
00:17:25,547 --> 00:17:26,946
Uh, I think Charlotte...
458
00:17:26,948 --> 00:17:29,012
uh, Ms. Richards is right.
459
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,316
If, uh, someone saw the editor's tweet
460
00:17:31,319 --> 00:17:33,853
announcing another book, then
maybe one of them killed her
461
00:17:33,855 --> 00:17:35,321
to make sure it didn't come out.
462
00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:37,857
Ella.
463
00:17:37,859 --> 00:17:39,630
The main characters
464
00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:41,325
from the Class of 3001...
465
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:44,196
If the book's gonna reveal
any secrets, it's theirs.
466
00:17:44,198 --> 00:17:45,627
These are our suspects.
467
00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:49,301
Right. Prom king, sexpot, cheerleader,
468
00:17:49,303 --> 00:17:52,371
bad boy, valedictorian, jock.
469
00:17:52,373 --> 00:17:54,939
One of these six degenerates
has my book. Let's bring them in.
470
00:17:54,942 --> 00:17:58,009
No, all you have is speculation.
Not enough for arrest warrants.
471
00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:00,044
I mean, even if we
did bring them all in,
472
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,651
we don't have any
leverage. Why would they
473
00:18:01,653 --> 00:18:02,447
admit to anything?
474
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,148
CHLOE: Well, according
to superfan Ashley,
475
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,683
Kathleen was rushing to
get her book done in time
476
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,151
to announce it at her
high school reunion,
477
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:08,486
which is tomorrow night.
478
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:09,620
Well, if all our suspects
479
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,194
are in town to attend,
480
00:18:11,197 --> 00:18:12,697
gave them opportunity.
481
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:15,051
Mm-hmm. And it gives us
an opportunity as well,
482
00:18:15,054 --> 00:18:16,085
to go undercover.
483
00:18:16,088 --> 00:18:18,095
- Well, good. What are we waiting for?
- Well,
484
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,163
it's a high school reunion.
Everybody knows everybody.
485
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:23,358
Unless... you're Todd Cornwell.
486
00:18:23,361 --> 00:18:24,937
Who's Todd Cornwell?
487
00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:27,444
Exactly. Todd Cornwell.
488
00:18:27,447 --> 00:18:29,046
Class loner, acne,
489
00:18:29,049 --> 00:18:30,443
Coke-bottle glasses, whole bit.
490
00:18:30,446 --> 00:18:31,912
Went to college overseas,
491
00:18:31,915 --> 00:18:34,408
and when I stalked
Kathleen's classmates online,
492
00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:37,490
Todd was the only one with
zero social media presence.
493
00:18:37,493 --> 00:18:39,955
Lucifer, you could go as Todd.
494
00:18:41,812 --> 00:18:43,978
Yeah, no, no, seriously.
Look, he looks just like you.
495
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:45,709
LUCIFER: Has all that
masturbation finally caught up
496
00:18:45,711 --> 00:18:46,912
with your eyesight, Daniel?
497
00:18:46,915 --> 00:18:48,481
No one'll believe that
even if I tell them
498
00:18:48,483 --> 00:18:50,217
I've had a face and body transplant.
499
00:18:50,219 --> 00:18:52,008
CHLOE: Yeah, but it
might be our only shot.
500
00:18:52,011 --> 00:18:53,327
I mean, I could go as your plus-one.
501
00:18:53,329 --> 00:18:54,855
ELLA: Oh, poops. Hold up.
502
00:18:54,857 --> 00:18:57,157
Todd RSVP'd "yes."
503
00:18:57,159 --> 00:19:00,260
[SIGHS] Charlotte,
is there any legal way
504
00:19:00,262 --> 00:19:01,818
to prevent him from attending?
505
00:19:01,821 --> 00:19:05,595
Well, it's definitely not legal
506
00:19:05,598 --> 00:19:07,865
to distract Todd with,
say, a bounty hunter.
507
00:19:07,868 --> 00:19:10,036
If anyone needs me, I'm
gonna be in my office
508
00:19:10,038 --> 00:19:11,270
not hearing the plan.
509
00:19:11,272 --> 00:19:13,849
Okay, great. Are you gonna call Maze?
510
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:17,310
Gladly, whilst you
research our suspects.
511
00:19:17,312 --> 00:19:18,868
Enjoy.
512
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:21,305
Maze.
513
00:19:23,150 --> 00:19:24,490
I'm so glad you're here.
514
00:19:24,493 --> 00:19:27,518
Yeah, well, you seem pretty busy.
515
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:30,155
I called a couple of
times. Never heard back.
516
00:19:30,157 --> 00:19:33,424
Yeah, I know, work's been crazy.
517
00:19:33,426 --> 00:19:37,680
Oh. I was hoping that
maybe you found a boyfriend.
518
00:19:37,683 --> 00:19:38,996
- Boyfriend?
- Yeah.
519
00:19:38,998 --> 00:19:42,132
Why would I... [LAUGHS]
520
00:19:42,134 --> 00:19:43,734
Definitely no boyfriend.
521
00:19:43,736 --> 00:19:45,269
- Really?
- Yup.
522
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:48,672
So single. So... so single.
523
00:19:48,674 --> 00:19:51,141
Well, in that case, I
should totally set you up.
524
00:19:51,143 --> 00:19:52,599
I have just the guy.
525
00:19:52,602 --> 00:19:55,144
Oh, that it so thoughtful of you, Maze,
526
00:19:55,147 --> 00:19:56,861
but you really don't have to do that.
527
00:19:56,864 --> 00:20:01,110
Please, Linda, I want to.
What are best friends for?
528
00:20:01,113 --> 00:20:03,185
I know, it's just me and blind dates...
529
00:20:03,188 --> 00:20:05,508
- How about tomorrow night?
- Tomorrow night?
530
00:20:05,511 --> 00:20:09,392
Oh... shoot. I think I'm busy.
531
00:20:11,662 --> 00:20:13,195
Let me do this.
532
00:20:13,197 --> 00:20:15,730
Tomorrow it is.
533
00:20:26,278 --> 00:20:27,677
[GASPS]
534
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,313
No.
535
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,079
[SIGHS]
536
00:20:32,081 --> 00:20:34,282
- [EXCLAIMS]
- BEATRICE: Mom?
537
00:20:35,441 --> 00:20:37,541
Baby, what are you doing
up? Get back in bed.
538
00:20:37,544 --> 00:20:39,540
Bed? It's morning.
539
00:20:40,189 --> 00:20:41,655
I'm gonna miss the bus.
540
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,823
What?
541
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:43,791
I've-I've, uh...
542
00:20:43,793 --> 00:20:45,586
I've been up all night?
543
00:20:45,589 --> 00:20:47,421
Come on, come on. Get the...
544
00:20:47,424 --> 00:20:51,160
Get-get, go, get
your... Where's the...?
545
00:20:51,163 --> 00:20:55,168
♪ Tell me, did you fall
from a shooting star? ♪
546
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,607
♪ One without a permanent scar ♪
547
00:20:57,610 --> 00:20:59,306
♪ And did you miss me ♪
548
00:20:59,308 --> 00:21:01,574
♪ While you were looking
for yourself out there? ♪
549
00:21:01,576 --> 00:21:05,344
[GASPS] Oh.
550
00:21:05,346 --> 00:21:06,778
Wow.
551
00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:08,047
You know, high school reunion's
552
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,669
a very popular torture in Hell.
553
00:21:09,672 --> 00:21:11,802
CHLOE: This is beautiful.
554
00:21:11,805 --> 00:21:14,832
I... you know, you didn't
even try to look like Todd.
555
00:21:14,835 --> 00:21:16,670
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- Well... well, why would I do that?
556
00:21:16,672 --> 00:21:18,310
If I was Todd, I'd want to look like me.
557
00:21:18,313 --> 00:21:20,224
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh, look.
558
00:21:20,226 --> 00:21:21,555
It's Emily and Bo,
559
00:21:21,558 --> 00:21:22,825
Tristan and Jessica,
560
00:21:22,828 --> 00:21:24,727
and there's Max talking to Isabel.
561
00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:27,280
She is so not good
enough for him, really.
562
00:21:27,283 --> 00:21:29,416
[LAUGHS] What did you just say?
563
00:21:29,419 --> 00:21:30,747
[CLEARS THROAT]
564
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:33,438
Max and Isabel, two of our suspects.
565
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:34,405
Oh, oh!
566
00:21:34,407 --> 00:21:37,107
The prom king and the sexpot.
567
00:21:37,109 --> 00:21:38,508
Oh, Lucifer, don't judge.
568
00:21:38,510 --> 00:21:40,243
They're so much more to these people
569
00:21:40,245 --> 00:21:41,811
than their stereotypes suggest.
570
00:21:41,813 --> 00:21:42,879
[LAUGHS]: Right.
571
00:21:42,881 --> 00:21:43,981
It's just, ugh.
572
00:21:43,983 --> 00:21:45,215
Are you being serious?
573
00:21:45,217 --> 00:21:47,308
Yeah. Yeah, the books are much deeper
574
00:21:47,311 --> 00:21:48,677
than you'd imagine.
575
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:52,279
The characters, they're
so compelling and relatable
576
00:21:52,282 --> 00:21:54,523
and rich, and I-I mean... [STAMMERS]
577
00:21:54,525 --> 00:21:55,691
They're all here.
578
00:21:55,693 --> 00:21:57,693
And one of them is most likely a killer.
579
00:21:57,695 --> 00:21:59,195
Right.
580
00:21:59,197 --> 00:22:00,463
- Right.
- Right.
581
00:22:00,465 --> 00:22:01,998
Okay, I'm gonna go sign us in
582
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,200
so that we can finally meet the, um...
583
00:22:04,202 --> 00:22:07,536
so we can question the suspects.
584
00:22:07,538 --> 00:22:08,988
[GIGGLES]
585
00:22:08,991 --> 00:22:10,825
What is happening?
586
00:22:13,515 --> 00:22:16,520
Okay, so we each have
three people to question.
587
00:22:16,523 --> 00:22:18,123
Let's figure out who was worried about
588
00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:19,590
Kathleen's book coming out.
589
00:22:19,592 --> 00:22:21,893
Yes, and where everyone
was the night of the murder.
590
00:22:21,895 --> 00:22:23,194
Oh, yeah.
591
00:22:23,196 --> 00:22:24,862
Are you even listening to me?
592
00:22:24,864 --> 00:22:26,679
- Mm-hmm.
- Do you know,
593
00:22:26,682 --> 00:22:27,885
I can't believe I'm saying this,
594
00:22:27,887 --> 00:22:29,165
but focus, Detective.
595
00:22:29,168 --> 00:22:30,379
I need that afterword.
596
00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:31,969
- Right, sorry.
- Right.
597
00:22:31,971 --> 00:22:33,170
- Oh, my God.
- What?
598
00:22:33,172 --> 00:22:34,771
It's Jessica.
599
00:22:34,773 --> 00:22:36,006
Can you believe
600
00:22:36,008 --> 00:22:38,199
that sophomore year, she
hooked up with Tristan
601
00:22:38,202 --> 00:22:40,398
on the laserball field?
602
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,566
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
603
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:44,580
Don't worry, Jessica's on my list.
604
00:22:45,934 --> 00:22:47,934
Okay, so, I'm the first one here.
605
00:22:47,937 --> 00:22:50,447
I'll just go have a drink at the bar.
606
00:22:50,450 --> 00:22:51,949
- HOSTESS: Sure thing.
- Linda.
607
00:22:53,282 --> 00:22:55,048
Amenadiel, what are you doing here?
608
00:22:55,051 --> 00:22:56,551
Well, Maze invited me.
609
00:22:56,554 --> 00:22:58,871
I thought she wanted to talk
after I stopped by yesterday.
610
00:22:58,874 --> 00:23:02,030
Maze is setting me up on a blind date.
611
00:23:02,033 --> 00:23:03,964
What if you are my blind date?
612
00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,533
Well, that doesn't make any sense.
613
00:23:05,535 --> 00:23:08,236
Unless she knows about us and
is trying to make us squirm.
614
00:23:08,238 --> 00:23:10,505
And torture is her thing.
615
00:23:10,507 --> 00:23:12,039
MAZE: Linda,
616
00:23:12,041 --> 00:23:13,999
this is Todd.
617
00:23:14,002 --> 00:23:16,202
Your date.
618
00:23:16,205 --> 00:23:17,499
Hello.
619
00:23:17,502 --> 00:23:19,398
This is a blue lobelia.
620
00:23:19,401 --> 00:23:22,368
Native Americans used
them to treat constipation.
621
00:23:24,921 --> 00:23:26,186
Thank you.
622
00:23:26,188 --> 00:23:27,421
[SIGHS]
623
00:23:27,423 --> 00:23:28,722
[GRUNTS]
624
00:23:28,725 --> 00:23:31,437
But what are you two doing here?
625
00:23:32,961 --> 00:23:34,127
Double date.
626
00:23:35,063 --> 00:23:36,396
Isn't this great?
627
00:23:37,852 --> 00:23:39,452
Hmm.
628
00:23:39,455 --> 00:23:41,746
Yeah, uh, no...
629
00:23:41,749 --> 00:23:43,468
Hi.
630
00:23:43,471 --> 00:23:45,805
That's great.
631
00:23:45,807 --> 00:23:48,508
["LET ME BLOW YA MIND" BY EVE PLAYING]
632
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:52,076
[BOTH TALKING QUIETLY]
633
00:23:52,078 --> 00:23:53,945
Excuse us. Isabel.
634
00:23:56,316 --> 00:23:57,449
Todd?
635
00:23:57,451 --> 00:23:58,905
Odd-bod Todd?
636
00:23:58,908 --> 00:23:59,817
Are...
637
00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:02,179
I'm sorry. You...
638
00:24:02,182 --> 00:24:04,282
just look so different.
639
00:24:04,285 --> 00:24:05,718
I'll take that as a compliment.
640
00:24:05,721 --> 00:24:07,187
Wow, I...
641
00:24:07,190 --> 00:24:08,522
Do you have a British accent?
642
00:24:08,525 --> 00:24:10,760
Well, I've had many
accents over the years,
643
00:24:10,763 --> 00:24:12,430
but this one is clearly the best.
644
00:24:12,432 --> 00:24:13,764
[LAUGHS]
645
00:24:13,766 --> 00:24:17,501
You're so funny and... so hot.
646
00:24:17,503 --> 00:24:19,303
- [CHUCKLES] I know.
- Mmm.
647
00:24:19,305 --> 00:24:22,171
Uh, but I need to ask
you a few questions.
648
00:24:22,174 --> 00:24:24,207
Sure. Let's catch up.
649
00:24:24,209 --> 00:24:26,944
Can you believe Kathleen's
coming out with another book?
650
00:24:26,947 --> 00:24:28,544
Oh, I believe it.
651
00:24:28,547 --> 00:24:31,448
That bitch loved profiting off of us.
652
00:24:31,450 --> 00:24:32,982
Ugh, she sucks.
653
00:24:32,984 --> 00:24:36,093
But honestly, we're all,
uh, just trying to move on.
654
00:24:36,096 --> 00:24:38,230
Man, those books ruined our lives.
655
00:24:38,233 --> 00:24:39,905
I had to move to Maine.
656
00:24:39,908 --> 00:24:41,474
Do you know what was in her last book?
657
00:24:41,477 --> 00:24:43,147
What sparked her final idea?
658
00:24:44,155 --> 00:24:45,928
The books are about you, correct?
659
00:24:45,930 --> 00:24:48,108
♪ And I ain't goin' nowhere... ♪
660
00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:49,665
- Oh, for...
- CHLOE: So, do you know
661
00:24:49,667 --> 00:24:50,999
what happens in the new book?
662
00:24:51,002 --> 00:24:52,333
Are there any big secrets
663
00:24:52,336 --> 00:24:53,635
that come out or... [GASPS]
664
00:24:53,637 --> 00:24:55,804
Does Isabel actually get pregnant?
665
00:24:55,806 --> 00:24:57,840
Uh, who are you again?
666
00:24:57,842 --> 00:24:59,274
What were you doing two nights ago?
667
00:24:59,276 --> 00:25:00,991
I was... at home?
668
00:25:00,994 --> 00:25:02,294
Doing a facial.
669
00:25:02,297 --> 00:25:03,730
I was with Tristan.
670
00:25:03,733 --> 00:25:05,462
I think.
671
00:25:05,465 --> 00:25:07,687
I mean, by the time I flew
in, it was really late.
672
00:25:07,690 --> 00:25:09,457
You're hiding something.
673
00:25:09,460 --> 00:25:10,918
And I think I know what.
674
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,765
It's because you were with Bo,
675
00:25:12,768 --> 00:25:14,465
and you didn't want Isabel to find out.
676
00:25:14,468 --> 00:25:16,156
But, like, who cares what Isabel thinks?
677
00:25:16,158 --> 00:25:18,959
Especially after what she
did to you in chemistry class?
678
00:25:18,961 --> 00:25:21,327
I mean, do you realize you're
still lucky to have your hand?
679
00:25:21,329 --> 00:25:23,196
ISABEL: It doesn't matter
where I was two nights ago.
680
00:25:23,198 --> 00:25:27,467
What matters is that
tonight, we're together.
681
00:25:27,469 --> 00:25:28,780
[SIGHS]
682
00:25:28,783 --> 00:25:30,837
So where were you two nights ago?
683
00:25:30,839 --> 00:25:32,397
♪ That's hard to find... ♪
684
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,406
Let's go talk somewhere
a little quieter.
685
00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:35,875
Right.
686
00:25:35,877 --> 00:25:37,910
Yeah, talk. Uh-huh.
687
00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:40,688
[LAUGHING]
688
00:25:40,691 --> 00:25:43,152
You two have so much in common.
689
00:25:43,155 --> 00:25:44,167
Yeah.
690
00:25:44,170 --> 00:25:45,985
Linda, you're a therapist.
691
00:25:45,987 --> 00:25:47,179
And, Todd,
692
00:25:47,182 --> 00:25:49,053
you're in therapy.
693
00:25:49,056 --> 00:25:50,288
Discuss.
694
00:25:50,290 --> 00:25:51,990
Oh.
695
00:25:51,992 --> 00:25:53,725
- You don't have to...
- I wet the bed.
696
00:25:56,062 --> 00:25:58,630
It's more common than people think.
697
00:25:58,632 --> 00:26:00,097
You're lovely.
698
00:26:00,099 --> 00:26:02,999
I'm so glad she convinced me
to skip my reunion for this.
699
00:26:03,002 --> 00:26:05,765
Most serial killers wet the bed.
700
00:26:05,768 --> 00:26:07,038
[HISSES]
701
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,807
I smell a love connection, don't you?
702
00:26:10,809 --> 00:26:13,309
Let's crank this date up a notch.
703
00:26:13,311 --> 00:26:14,477
Waiter.
704
00:26:14,479 --> 00:26:16,499
[QUIETLY]: Linda.
705
00:26:16,502 --> 00:26:18,148
This is getting out of control.
706
00:26:18,150 --> 00:26:20,366
We just have to get through
tonight. We can do it.
707
00:26:22,515 --> 00:26:24,154
[MAZE SIGHS]
708
00:26:24,156 --> 00:26:25,991
So, Todd.
709
00:26:25,994 --> 00:26:27,823
Any hobbies?
710
00:26:27,825 --> 00:26:30,059
I make my own toothpaste.
711
00:26:32,797 --> 00:26:34,530
Where were you two nights ago?
712
00:26:34,532 --> 00:26:36,077
Uh...
713
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,399
Come on, Tristan.
714
00:26:37,401 --> 00:26:38,968
I can't remember.
715
00:26:38,970 --> 00:26:40,413
Well, try.
716
00:26:40,416 --> 00:26:42,003
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] I told you, man,
717
00:26:42,005 --> 00:26:43,605
I don't, I don't remember where I was.
718
00:26:43,608 --> 00:26:44,539
Oh!
719
00:26:44,541 --> 00:26:47,175
Tell me the truth now.
720
00:26:47,177 --> 00:26:48,810
Okay. A couple nights ago,
721
00:26:48,812 --> 00:26:50,582
we all broke into the school pool.
722
00:26:50,585 --> 00:26:53,314
You know, just a little party
before the party, you know?
723
00:26:53,316 --> 00:26:54,515
Well, why is that a secret?
724
00:26:54,517 --> 00:26:56,785
Because we didn't invite everyone.
725
00:26:56,787 --> 00:26:58,832
Well, you, for instance.
726
00:26:58,835 --> 00:27:00,788
What? I'm sorry, man.
727
00:27:00,790 --> 00:27:02,456
If we knew how cool you had gotten,
728
00:27:02,458 --> 00:27:03,924
we totally would've invited you.
729
00:27:03,926 --> 00:27:07,094
So what you're saying is
you all have the same alibi?
730
00:27:07,096 --> 00:27:09,396
[GROANS]
731
00:27:09,398 --> 00:27:11,098
Wasting our time here.
732
00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:12,099
[PANTS]
733
00:27:12,101 --> 00:27:14,568
Where's the detective?
734
00:27:14,570 --> 00:27:16,469
MAX: I dig you, Chloe.
735
00:27:16,471 --> 00:27:18,605
You... you're different.
736
00:27:18,607 --> 00:27:21,173
Too bad you didn't go
to high school with us.
737
00:27:21,175 --> 00:27:22,609
Yeah.
738
00:27:22,611 --> 00:27:24,077
That would have been great.
739
00:27:24,079 --> 00:27:25,878
Yeah.
740
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:30,282
So, you were gonna tell me
741
00:27:30,284 --> 00:27:32,018
where you were two nights ago?
742
00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:33,384
[CHUCKLES]
743
00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:37,188
Is that really what you
want to talk about, hmm?
744
00:27:37,190 --> 00:27:39,980
Well, I mean,
745
00:27:39,983 --> 00:27:43,095
I would really like to know.
746
00:27:43,097 --> 00:27:45,230
JESSICA: Max!
747
00:27:45,232 --> 00:27:47,065
What are you doing? Who is that?
748
00:27:47,067 --> 00:27:48,756
- Uh...
- We were talking.
749
00:27:48,759 --> 00:27:50,191
And what do you care?
750
00:27:50,194 --> 00:27:52,965
You cheated on Max with Tristan.
751
00:27:52,968 --> 00:27:54,972
That was 15 years ago.
752
00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:57,207
- MAX: Actually, I am still kind of pissed...
- Right.
753
00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:59,043
- about that.
- I'm sorry I cheated on you,
754
00:27:59,046 --> 00:28:01,527
but I only did it because I
thought you slept with Emily.
755
00:28:01,530 --> 00:28:03,380
I would never cheat on you, Jessica.
756
00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:05,516
I know that now.
757
00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:06,916
I read 3001.
758
00:28:06,918 --> 00:28:09,218
It showed me how much
you really loved me.
759
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:11,871
JESSICA: You know,
sometimes I think about
760
00:28:11,874 --> 00:28:13,389
getting back together.
761
00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:14,490
CHLOE: Mmm.
762
00:28:14,492 --> 00:28:15,525
Me, too.
763
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:16,569
Oh.
764
00:28:16,572 --> 00:28:17,971
EMILY: What's going on here?
765
00:28:17,974 --> 00:28:20,444
Max, I thought it was gonna be just us.
766
00:28:20,447 --> 00:28:22,532
I'm not really down for a four-way.
767
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:23,968
LUCIFER: Make that five.
768
00:28:23,971 --> 00:28:26,554
I can't believe I'm saying
this, but I'm not down, either.
769
00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:30,275
- Oh. So you were sleeping with Emily...
- Oh.
770
00:28:30,278 --> 00:28:32,474
Weren't you? And then you
bring this rando in here, too?
771
00:28:32,476 --> 00:28:33,676
- I'm not a "rando."
- I-I just met
772
00:28:33,678 --> 00:28:34,843
- this rando.
- JESSICA: We are never...
773
00:28:34,845 --> 00:28:36,311
- Hey.
- getting back together.
774
00:28:36,313 --> 00:28:37,612
- You didn't tell her about us?
- MAX: Jessica, I...
775
00:28:37,614 --> 00:28:38,914
- Us?
- Yes, us.
776
00:28:38,916 --> 00:28:40,215
- That's what you said.
- MAX: I never said...
777
00:28:40,217 --> 00:28:41,749
- Oh, really, Max?
- Anything like that to you.
778
00:28:41,751 --> 00:28:44,821
Detective! None of these
people killed Kathleen.
779
00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:46,876
- What?
- "Killed"?
780
00:28:46,879 --> 00:28:48,079
- EMILY: What?
- "Detective"?
781
00:28:48,082 --> 00:28:49,746
LUCIFER: I have discovered that they all
782
00:28:49,749 --> 00:28:50,868
have the same alibi.
783
00:28:50,871 --> 00:28:52,537
They broke onto the
campus two nights ago
784
00:28:52,540 --> 00:28:53,820
and had a party by the pool.
785
00:28:53,823 --> 00:28:55,056
Didn't you? Hmm?
786
00:28:55,059 --> 00:28:57,498
So, Kathleen's killer, not here.
787
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,478
Look at me, being the responsible one.
788
00:28:59,481 --> 00:29:02,306
So that's why you were
all acting so strangely.
789
00:29:02,309 --> 00:29:03,621
MAX: Yeah.
790
00:29:03,624 --> 00:29:05,431
Sorry we didn't invite
you, Todd, but, uh...
791
00:29:05,434 --> 00:29:06,673
you're not mad, right?
792
00:29:06,675 --> 00:29:08,108
You were hanging out
with Kathleen anyway.
793
00:29:08,110 --> 00:29:09,142
CHLOE: What?
794
00:29:09,144 --> 00:29:11,062
Todd was hanging out
795
00:29:11,065 --> 00:29:12,431
with Kathleen two nights ago?
796
00:29:12,434 --> 00:29:14,247
Yeah, it's what he said in the e-mail.
797
00:29:14,249 --> 00:29:15,948
I did? I...
798
00:29:15,950 --> 00:29:18,517
What? He was an awesome math tutor,
799
00:29:18,519 --> 00:29:20,019
and now he helps me with my taxes.
800
00:29:20,021 --> 00:29:21,253
LUCIFER: Detective.
801
00:29:21,255 --> 00:29:22,957
I think I'm the killer.
802
00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:29,040
[SIREN WAILING]
803
00:29:29,043 --> 00:29:33,145
Apparently, Maze took Todd
to a steakhouse in Hollywood.
804
00:29:33,147 --> 00:29:35,847
It is an odd place for a
kidnapping, even for Maze.
805
00:29:35,849 --> 00:29:38,094
And what motive would
Todd have to kill Kathleen?
806
00:29:38,097 --> 00:29:40,445
- He's not even in the books.
- Well, exactly.
807
00:29:40,448 --> 00:29:42,887
Odd-bod Todd's probably
tired of being left out.
808
00:29:42,889 --> 00:29:44,823
Oh, right, should have thought of that.
809
00:29:44,825 --> 00:29:46,358
Yes, you should have,
810
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,826
but someone was making the
case all about themselves.
811
00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:51,581
Slightly unprofessional,
but I forgive you, Detective.
812
00:29:51,584 --> 00:29:53,517
I know. I can't believe I let myself
813
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,099
get so wrapped up in all of that.
814
00:29:55,101 --> 00:29:56,934
Think I was just trying to make up
815
00:29:56,936 --> 00:30:00,253
for all the fun, teenage drama
that I missed out on, you know?
816
00:30:00,256 --> 00:30:02,019
I didn't even get to go to my own prom.
817
00:30:02,022 --> 00:30:04,454
It's ridiculous, I know.
818
00:30:04,457 --> 00:30:06,390
No, it's not.
819
00:30:08,112 --> 00:30:09,811
[ENGINE REVS]
820
00:30:09,814 --> 00:30:13,583
And that's the best way to
clean out an abscessed tooth.
821
00:30:13,585 --> 00:30:15,636
How delightful.
822
00:30:15,639 --> 00:30:17,786
I am so glad we did this.
823
00:30:17,789 --> 00:30:19,730
I have missed you guys.
824
00:30:19,733 --> 00:30:20,890
[CHUCKLES]
825
00:30:20,892 --> 00:30:22,724
I mean... [INHALES SHARPLY]
826
00:30:22,727 --> 00:30:25,964
[SIGHS] what's not to miss, right?
827
00:30:27,581 --> 00:30:29,231
Mmm.
828
00:30:29,233 --> 00:30:31,233
- Mmm.
- Okay, stop.
829
00:30:31,235 --> 00:30:32,417
Uh, that's inappropriate.
830
00:30:32,420 --> 00:30:33,935
[QUIETLY]: We're in a restaurant, Maze.
831
00:30:33,937 --> 00:30:35,073
Who cares?
832
00:30:35,076 --> 00:30:36,937
I care. I mean, I'm just...
833
00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:39,198
it ju... it just makes me uncomfortable.
834
00:30:39,201 --> 00:30:41,001
Oh, it does?
835
00:30:41,004 --> 00:30:43,338
Well, does this make
you uncomfortable, too?
836
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,665
AMENADIEL: [GROANS] Maze!
837
00:30:45,668 --> 00:30:47,747
Maze! Why are you acting like this?
838
00:30:47,750 --> 00:30:50,685
Because she knows.
839
00:30:50,688 --> 00:30:52,854
You know, don't you?
840
00:30:54,791 --> 00:30:56,490
And you're torturing us.
841
00:30:57,830 --> 00:30:59,330
That is so incredibly mean.
842
00:30:59,333 --> 00:31:01,089
I'm the one who's mean?
843
00:31:01,872 --> 00:31:04,391
You're the ones who've
been running around,
844
00:31:04,394 --> 00:31:07,033
lying to me about this fling for weeks.
845
00:31:07,035 --> 00:31:08,935
LINDA: Of course we
lied, Maze. Look at you.
846
00:31:08,937 --> 00:31:10,571
You have a tendency to overreact.
847
00:31:10,573 --> 00:31:12,074
I do not...
848
00:31:12,077 --> 00:31:13,606
- overreact.
- AMENADIEL: Maze.
849
00:31:13,608 --> 00:31:15,274
- Can we just calm down here?
- No!
850
00:31:15,276 --> 00:31:17,076
No.
851
00:31:17,078 --> 00:31:21,180
I will not take orders from
some pathetic daddy's boy.
852
00:31:22,383 --> 00:31:24,676
Tell me, Amenadiel.
853
00:31:24,679 --> 00:31:28,180
Is this the divine purpose
your Father sent you here for?
854
00:31:28,183 --> 00:31:29,860
So you can bang
855
00:31:29,863 --> 00:31:33,160
some... selfish human?
856
00:31:33,163 --> 00:31:35,180
Selfish? Selfish?
857
00:31:35,183 --> 00:31:39,163
All I do is listen to your problems!
858
00:31:39,165 --> 00:31:40,830
Everyone's problems!
859
00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:44,000
So, yeah, for once, I put myself first
860
00:31:44,003 --> 00:31:46,203
and did what makes me happy.
861
00:31:46,206 --> 00:31:48,672
So, sue me. Or torture
me. Or better yet,
862
00:31:48,675 --> 00:31:51,141
why don't you just skewer
me with one of your knives?
863
00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:53,043
But before you do,
864
00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:56,513
know that this wasn't some fling,
865
00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:58,785
that what Amenadiel and I found
866
00:31:58,788 --> 00:32:02,290
was completely unexpected,
867
00:32:02,293 --> 00:32:05,261
but 100% real.
868
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,325
[INHALES SHARPLY]
869
00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:11,127
But you were my friend.
870
00:32:19,357 --> 00:32:20,622
Maze?
871
00:32:20,625 --> 00:32:23,363
LAPD, drop the weapons.
872
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,995
Yes, I indeed visited
Kathleen two nights ago.
873
00:32:33,998 --> 00:32:35,578
The night she was murdered.
874
00:32:35,581 --> 00:32:37,985
Kathleen was murdered?
875
00:32:37,987 --> 00:32:39,761
Oh, my.
876
00:32:41,838 --> 00:32:45,099
And y-you think I did it.
877
00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:50,164
[SIGHS] Of course you do.
878
00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,632
The weirdo.
879
00:32:51,634 --> 00:32:53,434
The outcast.
880
00:32:53,436 --> 00:32:56,636
[SIGHS] I'm used to people
judging this book by its cover.
881
00:32:56,638 --> 00:32:58,871
That's why I swore off social media.
882
00:32:58,873 --> 00:33:02,342
I still don't even know how
Kathleen tracked me down.
883
00:33:02,344 --> 00:33:04,110
Kathleen tracked you down?
884
00:33:04,112 --> 00:33:05,712
She wanted to discuss
885
00:33:05,714 --> 00:33:07,947
the final installment
of her series with me.
886
00:33:07,949 --> 00:33:09,482
Well, why would she
talk about that with you?
887
00:33:09,484 --> 00:33:10,727
You're not even in the books.
888
00:33:10,730 --> 00:33:12,651
Yeah. I was surprised, too.
889
00:33:12,653 --> 00:33:16,021
Turns out, not only was
she going to include me
890
00:33:16,023 --> 00:33:17,389
in the final book,
891
00:33:17,391 --> 00:33:19,325
she was making me the hero.
892
00:33:19,327 --> 00:33:22,060
Wait, h-hold on, does that
mean she let you read the book?
893
00:33:22,062 --> 00:33:23,662
Uh, no.
894
00:33:23,664 --> 00:33:25,397
She didn't want me to read it yet.
895
00:33:25,399 --> 00:33:27,466
Kathleen was waiting for the reunion.
896
00:33:27,468 --> 00:33:29,828
She was excited about
finishing it in time
897
00:33:29,831 --> 00:33:31,164
to show everyone there.
898
00:33:31,167 --> 00:33:33,571
So you have no idea
what's in the afterword?
899
00:33:33,573 --> 00:33:35,606
The afterword? No.
900
00:33:35,608 --> 00:33:39,532
But she did tell me
about the story itself.
901
00:33:39,535 --> 00:33:41,346
How it had
902
00:33:41,348 --> 00:33:43,581
a peaceful, grounded ending.
903
00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:47,336
No scandals, no
insiders versus outcasts.
904
00:33:47,339 --> 00:33:49,018
Just...
905
00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:51,985
people finally understanding each other.
906
00:33:51,988 --> 00:33:54,424
The way she described it, it...
907
00:33:54,426 --> 00:33:56,025
[SIGHS]
908
00:33:56,027 --> 00:33:58,027
it sounded beautiful.
909
00:33:58,029 --> 00:33:59,896
- And boring.
- And not at all like
910
00:33:59,898 --> 00:34:01,498
the action-packed robot ending
911
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,198
that the editor told us about.
912
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,633
I smell a new theory brewing.
913
00:34:04,635 --> 00:34:06,344
I got to go make a phone call.
914
00:34:06,347 --> 00:34:08,237
Mr. Green.
915
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,773
Hi, uh, Detective Decker, LAPD.
916
00:34:10,775 --> 00:34:12,274
Detective, how can I help you?
917
00:34:12,276 --> 00:34:13,642
Um, I was just wondering,
918
00:34:13,644 --> 00:34:15,511
did Kathleen ever talk to you
919
00:34:15,513 --> 00:34:17,646
about working with a ghostwriter?
920
00:34:17,648 --> 00:34:20,625
A ghostwriter? No, wish she had.
921
00:34:20,628 --> 00:34:22,485
Maybe she would have
finished the book sooner.
922
00:34:22,488 --> 00:34:23,818
Oh, I see.
923
00:34:23,820 --> 00:34:28,055
So-so, she never mentioned
a-a fan-fic writer
924
00:34:28,057 --> 00:34:29,696
named Ashley Collins?
925
00:34:29,699 --> 00:34:32,250
He's a-a manager at an ice cream shop.
926
00:34:32,253 --> 00:34:33,661
I think the name's Scoop Science.
927
00:34:33,663 --> 00:34:35,586
Actually, yeah, Kathleen
did mention some sort
928
00:34:35,589 --> 00:34:38,321
of overeager fan who invented
some special flavor for her.
929
00:34:38,324 --> 00:34:40,033
Kind of creeped her out.
930
00:34:40,035 --> 00:34:41,334
Wh-Why are you asking?
931
00:34:41,336 --> 00:34:43,003
Is this Ashley a suspect?
932
00:34:43,005 --> 00:34:46,093
Oh, well, I can't divulge any
of that information at this time.
933
00:34:46,096 --> 00:34:48,696
But you've been incredibly
helpful, Mr. Green.
934
00:34:48,699 --> 00:34:50,577
Thank you.
935
00:34:50,579 --> 00:34:52,846
You in the mood for some ice cream?
936
00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:12,347
Hello, Vincent.
937
00:35:14,950 --> 00:35:17,692
Looking for Ashley? Sorry to disappoint.
938
00:35:17,695 --> 00:35:19,775
- What are you doing here?
- CHLOE: Drop the gun.
939
00:35:19,778 --> 00:35:22,612
You're under arrest for
the murder of Kathleen Pike.
940
00:35:22,614 --> 00:35:24,280
You lied to us, Vincent.
941
00:35:24,282 --> 00:35:26,115
I called Ashley. He confirmed
942
00:35:26,117 --> 00:35:28,518
that the robot ending was his
version and not Kathleen's.
943
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,886
- Th-That means nothing.
- But it is suspicious.
944
00:35:30,888 --> 00:35:32,486
So I looked at traffic footage.
945
00:35:32,489 --> 00:35:34,627
You went to Kathleen's house
the night of the murder.
946
00:35:34,630 --> 00:35:36,825
But, Detective, didn't
he tell us he didn't go
947
00:35:36,827 --> 00:35:38,485
over there till the next morning?
948
00:35:38,488 --> 00:35:41,619
Fine. Yes, I was at
Kathleen's that night.
949
00:35:41,622 --> 00:35:44,705
If you had waited five years
for that damn book like I did,
950
00:35:44,708 --> 00:35:46,662
you wouldn't want to wait
another second for it either.
951
00:35:46,664 --> 00:35:48,597
But once you got it, you
didn't like what you read,
952
00:35:48,599 --> 00:35:50,170
- did you?
- I was horrified.
953
00:35:50,172 --> 00:35:52,907
She ended the series in the
most boring way possible.
954
00:35:52,909 --> 00:35:54,525
And you were worried about the sales.
955
00:35:54,528 --> 00:35:55,910
We'd lose millions
956
00:35:55,912 --> 00:35:57,912
without the right ending. Ashley's.
957
00:35:57,914 --> 00:36:00,180
So you and Kathleen argued
over which one to use.
958
00:36:00,182 --> 00:36:02,182
She refused to use the good version.
959
00:36:02,184 --> 00:36:05,485
So, yeah, I threw her
stupid typewriter at her.
960
00:36:05,487 --> 00:36:07,286
But even with Kathleen gone, you knew
961
00:36:07,288 --> 00:36:09,854
that you couldn't publish
Ashley's ending as hers.
962
00:36:09,857 --> 00:36:12,258
So you came here to tie
up the one loose end.
963
00:36:12,260 --> 00:36:14,193
Now, tell me, Vincent...
964
00:36:14,195 --> 00:36:16,529
Kathleen's manuscript,
965
00:36:16,531 --> 00:36:17,597
where is it?
966
00:36:17,599 --> 00:36:18,685
I don't have it.
967
00:36:18,688 --> 00:36:19,885
I destroyed it.
968
00:36:19,888 --> 00:36:21,167
You did what?
969
00:36:21,169 --> 00:36:24,269
I couldn't let anybody read
that pathetic joke of an ending!
970
00:36:24,271 --> 00:36:25,775
But I needed to read the afterword
971
00:36:25,778 --> 00:36:27,172
so I could fix my problem,
972
00:36:27,174 --> 00:36:28,870
- and now you're saying it's gone?!
- CHLOE: Lucifer,
973
00:36:28,872 --> 00:36:29,842
back off.
974
00:36:29,844 --> 00:36:30,995
What did it say?
975
00:36:30,998 --> 00:36:32,330
- The afterword?
- Yes!
976
00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:34,939
How did she fix her block?
977
00:36:34,942 --> 00:36:36,807
I don't know! She said inspiration came
978
00:36:36,810 --> 00:36:37,950
when she realized she couldn't go back
979
00:36:37,952 --> 00:36:39,116
and change what she'd done.
980
00:36:39,119 --> 00:36:40,799
Well, that doesn't help me at all!
981
00:36:40,802 --> 00:36:41,652
Lucifer, stop!
982
00:36:41,654 --> 00:36:43,921
Now I'm never gonna figure out how to...
983
00:36:51,831 --> 00:36:54,025
- [HANDCUFFS TIGHTEN]
- Are you okay?
984
00:36:54,028 --> 00:36:55,869
No, Detective.
985
00:36:55,872 --> 00:36:57,857
Far from it.
986
00:37:01,228 --> 00:37:03,462
["BAD LOVE" BY RY X PLAYING]
987
00:37:11,255 --> 00:37:14,330
Remind me to never go on
another blind date ever again.
988
00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:16,869
Mm-mm. Oh, I don't know,
989
00:37:16,872 --> 00:37:19,722
I thought you and Todd
really made a connection.
990
00:37:19,724 --> 00:37:21,590
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
991
00:37:21,592 --> 00:37:23,721
Okay, so I've been thinking.
992
00:37:23,724 --> 00:37:25,427
- Yeah.
- A lot.
993
00:37:25,429 --> 00:37:28,037
♪ Tie you up, not enough... ♪
994
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,505
Pretty crazy what Maze did.
995
00:37:30,508 --> 00:37:32,675
I'll say.
996
00:37:32,678 --> 00:37:34,245
But she was right.
997
00:37:35,271 --> 00:37:37,872
We never should have lied to her.
998
00:37:37,874 --> 00:37:40,731
And I never should have lied to myself.
999
00:37:40,734 --> 00:37:42,959
Yourself?
1000
00:37:42,962 --> 00:37:44,622
What do you mean?
1001
00:37:44,625 --> 00:37:48,181
As much as I tried to
tell myself otherwise,
1002
00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:51,771
I knew what we were doing
was going to hurt her.
1003
00:37:51,774 --> 00:37:53,554
And I did it anyway.
1004
00:37:53,556 --> 00:37:56,389
That's how much I wanted
to be with you, Amenadiel.
1005
00:37:58,878 --> 00:38:01,278
Look, you've made me
happier than I've been
1006
00:38:01,281 --> 00:38:03,631
in a long, long time.
1007
00:38:04,632 --> 00:38:06,632
But...
1008
00:38:06,634 --> 00:38:08,544
I was being selfish.
1009
00:38:08,547 --> 00:38:10,036
Maze is my friend.
1010
00:38:12,273 --> 00:38:14,339
♪ I'll be your warmth here... ♪
1011
00:38:14,341 --> 00:38:15,875
[SIGHS]
1012
00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:18,169
I can't be with you anymore.
1013
00:38:18,172 --> 00:38:19,946
♪ I'll be your back... ♪
1014
00:38:19,948 --> 00:38:21,947
Not when it does this to her.
1015
00:38:24,117 --> 00:38:25,617
♪ I put you in the corner... ♪
1016
00:38:25,619 --> 00:38:28,333
You know, it's not fair for
her to take this away from us.
1017
00:38:28,336 --> 00:38:31,389
I know. I don't expect
you to understand.
1018
00:38:31,392 --> 00:38:32,825
♪ Please, baby... ♪
1019
00:38:32,828 --> 00:38:35,460
But I don't want to
be that kind of person.
1020
00:38:35,462 --> 00:38:38,188
It's just not who I am.
1021
00:38:38,191 --> 00:38:40,458
♪ I'll be your warmth here... ♪
1022
00:38:40,461 --> 00:38:42,661
Actually, I do understand.
1023
00:38:42,664 --> 00:38:44,234
Um...
1024
00:38:44,236 --> 00:38:46,971
I may have strayed
from who I am as well.
1025
00:38:49,642 --> 00:38:51,675
♪ I'm holding your bag for you... ♪
1026
00:38:51,677 --> 00:38:53,978
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
1027
00:38:56,615 --> 00:38:59,364
♪ Please, baby, back for bad love ♪
1028
00:38:59,367 --> 00:39:01,852
So I guess this is it.
1029
00:39:04,533 --> 00:39:06,333
I guess so.
1030
00:39:06,336 --> 00:39:09,737
♪ How can I wait? ♪
1031
00:39:11,429 --> 00:39:15,296
♪ Holding your bag for you. ♪
1032
00:39:16,566 --> 00:39:18,161
Lucifer!
1033
00:39:18,164 --> 00:39:19,234
I'm here.
1034
00:39:19,236 --> 00:39:20,836
- You wanted to see me?
- Yes,
1035
00:39:20,838 --> 00:39:22,303
I wanted to check on you.
1036
00:39:22,305 --> 00:39:25,741
That you were back to
being the good detective.
1037
00:39:25,743 --> 00:39:28,176
"The good detective"?
1038
00:39:28,178 --> 00:39:30,266
Mm. Well, I like our
partnership much better
1039
00:39:30,820 --> 00:39:33,599
when you do all the work and
I'm the fun, irresponsible one.
1040
00:39:33,602 --> 00:39:34,782
Oh. Yeah.
1041
00:39:34,784 --> 00:39:37,570
I did get a little carried
away at that reunion.
1042
00:39:37,573 --> 00:39:38,852
Just a smidge.
1043
00:39:38,855 --> 00:39:40,220
[BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY]
1044
00:39:40,222 --> 00:39:43,323
Y-You know, it made
me realize something.
1045
00:39:43,325 --> 00:39:46,466
[SIGHS] All of that high school
drama that I missed out on...
1046
00:39:46,469 --> 00:39:48,630
The-the girly gossip,
1047
00:39:48,633 --> 00:39:50,196
the hallway crushes,
1048
00:39:50,198 --> 00:39:52,666
all those school dances...
1049
00:39:52,668 --> 00:39:55,201
That's just not who I am. I...
1050
00:39:55,203 --> 00:39:58,672
I like being the responsible adult.
1051
00:39:58,674 --> 00:40:00,306
Right.
1052
00:40:00,308 --> 00:40:04,591
So you no longer desire any
of that high school poppycock?
1053
00:40:04,594 --> 00:40:06,779
[SIGHS] No.
1054
00:40:06,781 --> 00:40:09,314
Well then... [CLEARS THROAT]
1055
00:40:09,317 --> 00:40:13,219
I guess you won't be wanting this.
1056
00:40:22,654 --> 00:40:24,121
Detective...
1057
00:40:25,375 --> 00:40:27,649
will you go to the prom with me?
1058
00:40:41,046 --> 00:40:43,180
["ONLY YOU" BY YAZOO PLAYING]
1059
00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:48,919
I can't believe you did this.
1060
00:40:50,055 --> 00:40:52,723
♪ Looking from a window above ♪
1061
00:40:52,725 --> 00:40:55,624
♪ It's like a story of love ♪
1062
00:40:55,626 --> 00:40:58,575
♪ Can you hear me? ♪
1063
00:40:58,578 --> 00:41:01,797
♪ Came back only yesterday ♪
1064
00:41:01,799 --> 00:41:05,067
♪ I'm moving farther away ♪
1065
00:41:05,069 --> 00:41:07,536
♪ Want you near me ♪
1066
00:41:07,539 --> 00:41:09,716
♪ All I needed... ♪
1067
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:11,539
Thank you, Lucifer.
1068
00:41:11,541 --> 00:41:13,208
♪ You gave ♪
1069
00:41:13,210 --> 00:41:15,076
♪ All I needed for another day... ♪
1070
00:41:15,078 --> 00:41:17,700
I'm just glad you got what you needed.
1071
00:41:17,703 --> 00:41:19,200
♪ And all I ever knew ♪
1072
00:41:19,203 --> 00:41:21,724
But you, you never
found that inspiration
1073
00:41:21,727 --> 00:41:23,417
that you were looking for.
1074
00:41:23,419 --> 00:41:27,212
Are you ever gonna tell me what
it is you were trying to solve?
1075
00:41:27,215 --> 00:41:31,216
Uh, it's-it's complicated.
1076
00:41:31,219 --> 00:41:34,261
Well, tell me anyhow?
1077
00:41:34,263 --> 00:41:35,863
Very well.
1078
00:41:35,865 --> 00:41:38,220
A long time ago,
1079
00:41:38,223 --> 00:41:41,122
dear old Dad put a curse on a...
1080
00:41:41,125 --> 00:41:42,970
well, a friend of mine.
1081
00:41:42,972 --> 00:41:45,675
And I want to break that curse,
1082
00:41:45,678 --> 00:41:48,278
show my Father He's not
as powerful as He thinks,
1083
00:41:48,281 --> 00:41:50,209
that He can't control him.
1084
00:41:50,211 --> 00:41:52,316
Or me.
1085
00:41:52,319 --> 00:41:54,952
Well, crazy metaphor aside,
1086
00:41:54,955 --> 00:41:57,028
can I offer some advice?
1087
00:41:57,031 --> 00:41:58,757
Oh... [CHUCKLES] please.
1088
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:02,485
If I've learned anything
from this experience,
1089
00:42:02,488 --> 00:42:04,355
it's that it's better to move forward
1090
00:42:04,358 --> 00:42:06,023
than stay stuck in the past.
1091
00:42:06,026 --> 00:42:09,176
It's just like Kathleen realized.
1092
00:42:09,179 --> 00:42:11,579
We can't rewrite history.
1093
00:42:15,350 --> 00:42:17,291
You can't.
1094
00:42:17,294 --> 00:42:18,827
But maybe I can.
1095
00:42:18,830 --> 00:42:21,305
[LAUGHS]: Detective, you're a genius.
1096
00:42:21,308 --> 00:42:22,432
Thanks?
1097
00:42:22,435 --> 00:42:24,573
You've just given me my idea.
1098
00:42:24,576 --> 00:42:26,577
All I need to do is go back
1099
00:42:26,580 --> 00:42:29,421
and undo the reason it
exists in the first place.
1100
00:42:29,424 --> 00:42:31,695
- Oh.
- [LAUGHS]
1101
00:42:31,698 --> 00:42:33,124
Thank you.
1102
00:42:33,127 --> 00:42:34,418
♪ You gave ♪
1103
00:42:34,420 --> 00:42:38,521
♪ All I needed for another day ♪
1104
00:42:38,523 --> 00:42:42,546
♪ And all I ever knew ♪
1105
00:42:42,549 --> 00:42:44,218
♪ Only you. ♪
1106
00:42:44,221 --> 00:42:50,234
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