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- Previously on Lucifer...
- I don't care much for my dad.
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But you clearly... care about yours.
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I think he would be proud of you.
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Uriel, that's Azrael's blade.
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You're not planning on
taking Mum back to Hell.
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That weapon will wipe her
out of existence entirely.
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No Heaven, no Hell, just...
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gone.
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Why do you feel guilty?
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Uriel didn't just die.
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I killed him.
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I need you to be honest with me
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about who you are.
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No more lies.
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Very well.
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This is where Lucifer
buried your brother.
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Why did he do this?
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- Lucifer was just trying...
- No, Mom.
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Not Lucifer. Father.
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If he wanted to, he could have
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prevented all of this from happening.
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I'm done trying to please
someone who isn't even here.
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What the hell?!
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Aah! Get off me!
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Help!
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Help...!
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Stop! Stop!
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- Leave her alone!
- Hey, man, stop!
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Wait. It's you?
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You're kidding me, right?
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We can totally work this out.
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And so there we were,
the detective and I,
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standing in her kitchen, and...
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she made me...
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a sandwich.
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I believe this is the
part where you tell me
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it's much more than just a sandwich.
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For example...
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maybe it was a gesture of intimacy.
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You know, the slices of
bread representing, perhaps,
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the detective's trust.
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Or... was it a mistrustful sandwich?
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I...
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Doctor, please,
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what delicious message
was she sending me?
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What about Hitler?
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The sandwich is Hitler?
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How did you actually
torture Hitler in Hell?
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I mean, is his cell next to Idi Amin's?
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Or Mussolini's?
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Or is there kind of a-a-a...
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a tyrant wing in Hell?
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Right.
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I suppose it was futile of me
to think that you wouldn't want
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to discuss the whole...
"I'm really the Devil" thing.
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The actual Devil?
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Look, I have to say...
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I was worried I'd never see you again.
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I thought I'd...
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- scared you off for good.
- Yes,
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well, Maze, of all people...
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well, of all...
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demons...
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gave me some needed clarity.
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Did she, now?
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Yes. Right. Well,
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speaking of clarity,
do you mind if we return
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to my current emotional growth?
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Oh. Yes.
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Sorry.
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Apology accepted.
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So, um...
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what do you think it means?
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What about my Uncle Edwin?
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Is he down there?
I mean, 'cause he was...
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you know....
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one... he was one bad mama jama.
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I think I've
broken my therapist.
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And now she's somewhere to
the left of totally useless
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and to the right of babbling lunatic.
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Oh, so she's you in a skirt.
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Very funny. This is serious, Detective.
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I'm actually a bit worried for her.
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Hmm, I'm sure she'll be fine,
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but if you need anyone
to talk to, I'm here.
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This is actually something
I can't discuss with you.
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What? I'm sure I can handle it.
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I've seen all your ugly parts by now.
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Not even close, I'm afraid.
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Saved by the Douche.
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Our victim's name is Maddie Howard.
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She was attacked when
she left her apartment.
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The assailant chased her down the alley
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and stabbed her repeatedly.
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19 times, to be exact.
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Overkill is usually a
crime of passion... they probably
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knew each other.
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She was killed in broad daylight?
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- There must have been witnesses.
- Yeah,
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a bunch, but depending on who you ask,
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the killer was a male
who's either Hispanic,
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Caucasian or black, short or tall,
brown or blond hair,
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or completely bald.
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So we're dealing with a shapeshifter.
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Well, eyewitness testimonies
can be unreliable.
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Yeah, people's ojos go a little loco.
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Evidence, however, does not lie.
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We got substantial bruising to the skin,
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blade penetrated not only
soft tissue but also bone.
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So the killer was big and strong.
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Also, blond head hair,
so odds are really good
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- we're looking for a white guy.
- Hey, guys.
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Got something over here.
Tourist caught the beginning moments
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of the attack in the
background of a photo.
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Did you get a look at the killer?
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No, but look at this...
we got a good look at the weapon.
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Pretty insane. Looks like
a movie prop or something.
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Can't be.
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What do you mean, "Can't be"?
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A movie prop. Those things
are rubber, aren't they?
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What?
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I have to go.
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I don't really have time
for a hike, Lucifer.
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Bounty business is booming, okay?
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So this better be important.
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It is.
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Is this...?
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Where Lucifer buried Uriel. Yeah.
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Okay.
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So if you two want to cry it out,
I'll be in the car.
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What's happened, Lucifer?
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- Well, someone dug up the grave.
- Yeah,
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I can see that.
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But why?
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- Uriel's body is still there.
- Yes,
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but Azrael's blade isn't.
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I believe the weapon
of the Angel of Death
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is in human hands.
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So let me get this straight:
in human hands, Azrael's blade
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wants to kill?
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It demands to be used to...
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- to fulfill its purpose.
- Humans are more...
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malleable than we are,
so it whispers in their ears,
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beckons to be held... it takes any
reason someone might want
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- to hurt another and...
- Amplifies it
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- a thousandfold.
- So if someone
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leaves the toilet seat up...
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Trip to stabby town, yes.
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That's one angry-ass knife.
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Yes, well,
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it was stolen from the Angel of Death.
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Sis is no sweet peach, is she?
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Listen, we're wasting time here.
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We need to find the blade.
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Why?
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So a few meter maids
bite the dust, who cares?
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People off each other all the time.
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No, Maze, you don't understand.
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This will accelerate.
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Passing from human to human,
leaving an unimaginable trail
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of destruction in its wake.
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Yes, nasty little thing.
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We need to retrieve it.
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Oh, I'm so glad you're on
board with this, Luci.
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I mean, who would've thought
that bringing celestial objects
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to Earth might lead to such destruction?
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Ooh, I like the smug.
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Much sexier than the earnest.
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I'm just surprised that
you would actually take
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a little bit of responsibility.
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I thought an unmarked grave
in the middle of nowhere
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would be safe enough.
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Clearly I was wrong.
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But... I clean up my messes.
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Well, good luck, you two.
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You'll want to help, Maze.
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No, thanks.
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Let me remind you, I have a job.
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And let me remind you that the
blade doesn't just kill humans.
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It also obliterates celestial beings,
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including demons.
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So, say the detective were to
find it and bring it home...
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I get snuffed out for
not doing the dishes.
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Which is why the detective can't
be part of this investigation.
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Now, I'll need you two
to move Uriel's body.
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Somewhere it won't be found this time.
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Very well.
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And one note,
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you're to do so without
disturbing the grave site
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in the slightest,
specifically that footprint there.
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Why?
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Because I'm going to get an
expert to help me examine it.
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You need a favor?
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Yes, your scientific expertise
on a discreet matter.
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Mm.
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Paternity test?
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What? Do I look like someone
who'd be so irresponsible?
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Uh, regardless, if you
do this favor for me,
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then I'll do a favor for you in return.
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Lucifer,
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the whole point of a favor
is to do it for free, okay?
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And then you just trust the love
will come back to you somehow.
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Favors are about faith.
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Ugh. Please don't ruin favors for me.
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Look, come on, I insist.
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Tit for tat.
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Fine, um...
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Well, there is something
that I would like.
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Mm?
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But I'm not sure you can handle it.
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Oh, well, now I'm intrigued.
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I mean, it might be a little...
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inappropriate among colleagues.
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Oh, right, even better.
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Well, why don't you, uh...
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Well... Okay, so...
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Oh.
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Oh, no, no.
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Definitely not.
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You're the one who wanted tit for tat.
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Yes, if only
it were that simple.
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All right, fine.
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You have a deal.
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Gosh, you're a nasty
little nerd, aren't you?
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Right. Here we are.
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Does your favor involve killing me?
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I'm just kidding, no.
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I need you to do your forensic whatnots
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and work out what disturbed this area.
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Uh, you mean this empty grave?
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Look,
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you said to me that favors
were about faith, right?
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Yeah.
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Well, I'm asking you to have faith in me.
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And know that I wouldn't ask
anything untoward of you.
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You know, when you use my own
words against me like that,
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it's actually really hard to say no.
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I know.
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There's some very interesting
footprints over there.
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Well, it looks like we
got a man's sneaker.
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Okay, I'll take a mold, but assuming
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it's one of the major brands,
I mean, you're looking at a pool
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of, like, two million dudes in L.A.
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Maybe 10,000 robust ladies.
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Well, I was hoping for something
a little more specific.
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Thai's not how analytical science works.
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Whoa.
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Someone tried to burn something.
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It looks like there's writing on one s...
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side.
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Yeah, I should be able to
reconstruct this at the lab.
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Ah, excellent.
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Right, whilst you do that,
I'll get back to the detective.
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Oh, and remember...
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Yeah, don't tell anyone
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about your super creepy non-grave grave.
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Got it.
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So you worked
here with the deceased?
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We didn't just work together.
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I mean, Maddie was a friend.
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The person who introduced
me to the Glory Way.
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God, I can't believe that she's dead.
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00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:29,744
I'm sorry. The glory what?
265
00:11:29,749 --> 00:11:30,945
The glory hole.
266
00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:31,946
The Glory Way.
267
00:11:31,951 --> 00:11:33,181
- Ah.
- Developed by
268
00:11:33,186 --> 00:11:35,450
our guru, Jenson Glory.
269
00:11:35,455 --> 00:11:39,487
The Glory Way is a mind
and body sensibility system
270
00:11:39,492 --> 00:11:41,890
designed to reveal what we call
271
00:11:41,895 --> 00:11:43,625
the "home you."
272
00:11:43,630 --> 00:11:45,860
Right. Do people actually believe
273
00:11:45,865 --> 00:11:47,395
the word salad that you're selling?
274
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,563
'Cause, I mean, look,
275
00:11:48,568 --> 00:11:50,732
I enjoy a taut, spandex-wrapped backside
276
00:11:50,737 --> 00:11:52,233
as much as the next chap,
277
00:11:52,238 --> 00:11:54,869
but that was one large helping
of spiritual gobbledy-gook.
278
00:11:54,874 --> 00:11:58,750
Follow Jenson's teachings and you
will uncover your true self.
279
00:11:58,775 --> 00:12:02,110
And what if your true self is a 400-pound
nimrod with flatulence issues?
280
00:12:02,115 --> 00:12:05,547
Just saying. Some things
are better left buried.
281
00:12:05,552 --> 00:12:07,449
Given the specifics of the murder,
282
00:12:07,454 --> 00:12:10,685
we're looking for someone who
had a real hatred for Maddie.
283
00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:12,220
Does anyone come to mind?
284
00:12:12,225 --> 00:12:16,213
No. Maddie was a wholesome
soul, a true light.
285
00:12:16,238 --> 00:12:17,792
What about petty grievances?
286
00:12:17,797 --> 00:12:19,461
Perhaps Maddie drank
someone's probiotic smoothie
287
00:12:19,466 --> 00:12:22,030
or did one too many peacock
poses for someone's taste?
288
00:12:22,035 --> 00:12:23,231
- Lucifer.
- No.
289
00:12:23,236 --> 00:12:24,699
Just... think.
290
00:12:24,704 --> 00:12:27,013
There must be some little disagreements.
291
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,501
So why don't you write us up a list?
292
00:12:28,506 --> 00:12:31,003
Anyone who so much as raised
a patchouli-scented eyebrow
293
00:12:31,008 --> 00:12:32,972
in Maddie's direction
could be the killer.
294
00:12:32,977 --> 00:12:34,643
- See...
- Excuse us.
295
00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:37,744
That's not the profile
296
00:12:37,749 --> 00:12:39,545
of the murderer we're investigating.
297
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,180
I'm just being thorough, Detective.
298
00:12:41,185 --> 00:12:44,751
Like you said, "Shake the bushes
until the truth flies free."
299
00:12:44,756 --> 00:12:46,619
I don't think I've ever said that before.
300
00:12:46,624 --> 00:12:48,299
- No?
- Uh-uh.
301
00:12:48,324 --> 00:12:50,857
Oh. Perhaps it was Ms. Lopez.
302
00:12:50,862 --> 00:12:54,127
Mm. You've been spending
a lot of time with Ella.
303
00:12:54,132 --> 00:12:56,329
You know, working together, I mean.
304
00:12:56,334 --> 00:12:58,531
Not particularly.
305
00:12:58,536 --> 00:13:00,166
Hmm.
306
00:13:00,171 --> 00:13:02,368
Shall we see how this list is getting on?
307
00:13:02,373 --> 00:13:04,871
Mm-hmm.
308
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,309
Glad to see you're hard at work.
309
00:13:10,314 --> 00:13:14,247
You know, studies show that the
brain does some of its best work
310
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,481
when it's not trying.
311
00:13:15,486 --> 00:13:17,950
That's why great ideas come in the shower.
312
00:13:17,955 --> 00:13:19,471
- For me, it's usually women.
- Hmm.
313
00:13:19,496 --> 00:13:21,220
Any progress so far?
314
00:13:21,225 --> 00:13:22,688
- Damn straight.
- Hmm.
315
00:13:22,693 --> 00:13:23,823
I...
316
00:13:23,828 --> 00:13:27,160
rehydrated that burnt piece of paper
317
00:13:27,165 --> 00:13:28,657
we found at your super creepy place
318
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,329
using polyvinyl acetate.
319
00:13:30,334 --> 00:13:33,032
- Oh, it's easy for you to say.
- I ran these pieces
320
00:13:33,037 --> 00:13:34,534
through a pattern recognition program,
321
00:13:34,539 --> 00:13:36,169
and I found two things.
322
00:13:36,174 --> 00:13:39,505
First...
323
00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:42,575
what looks to be a map
324
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:45,545
leading from downtown L.A. to
that exact spot you took me to.
325
00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:48,181
Right. What was the second thing?
326
00:13:48,186 --> 00:13:50,783
Some business logo of a law firm.
327
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,922
What law firm?
328
00:13:57,728 --> 00:14:00,296
Bloody hell.
329
00:14:04,936 --> 00:14:08,034
I said no interruptions, so unless
330
00:14:08,039 --> 00:14:10,036
you're that broad-shouldered
intern from this morning...
331
00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:11,637
Hello, Mum.
332
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,139
Oh.
333
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,473
Hello, son.
334
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:16,912
It appears you've been busy.
335
00:14:30,214 --> 00:14:33,250
I was getting bored with
my mate and offspring,
336
00:14:33,255 --> 00:14:36,220
so I thought I'd dive into my employment.
337
00:14:36,225 --> 00:14:38,822
Not that hard once you
read the law books.
338
00:14:38,827 --> 00:14:39,990
What law books?
339
00:14:39,995 --> 00:14:41,391
Well, all of them.
340
00:14:41,396 --> 00:14:42,659
Took less than a weekend
341
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:44,461
with time to teach the hubby
342
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:45,929
new tricks.
343
00:14:45,934 --> 00:14:49,466
Have you ever heard of something
called the reverse cowgirl?
344
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,968
Well, I'm thrilled,
345
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,336
Mum, really, I am.
346
00:14:52,341 --> 00:14:55,852
Here you are studying law
and the Kama Sutra.
347
00:14:55,877 --> 00:14:59,312
And drawing maps to Uriel's grave!
348
00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:04,882
Did someone find the blade?
349
00:15:04,887 --> 00:15:07,451
Oh, so you admit that
you led a human to it?
350
00:15:07,456 --> 00:15:09,386
Well, not a human. More like ten.
351
00:15:09,391 --> 00:15:11,388
- Ten?
- Maybe 12. Uh...
352
00:15:11,393 --> 00:15:12,618
- But...
- 15?
353
00:15:12,643 --> 00:15:14,091
Only my craftiest clients.
354
00:15:14,096 --> 00:15:15,940
I mean, I had to make sure
that someone would actually
355
00:15:15,964 --> 00:15:18,028
follow through and dig the damn thing up.
356
00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:20,497
Why in the world would you tell people?
357
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,032
What is wrong with you?!
358
00:15:22,037 --> 00:15:24,601
Me? If you didn't want the blade found,
359
00:15:24,606 --> 00:15:27,004
you shouldn't have left it
in a hole in the ground!
360
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,973
A filled-in hole in the
middle of nowhere,
361
00:15:29,978 --> 00:15:33,477
which no one would've possibly
found if not for you.
362
00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:35,946
Yes. Well... there's that.
363
00:15:35,951 --> 00:15:38,315
Besides, where else am I gonna hide it?
364
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,785
Lux? You know how many people
traipse through there each week?
365
00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:43,887
Well, I don't know. Your bedroom, then.
366
00:15:43,892 --> 00:15:45,622
- Worse.
- Yes.
367
00:15:45,627 --> 00:15:46,890
You are sexually prolific.
368
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,561
Turns out, you get that from me.
369
00:15:50,566 --> 00:15:52,663
Oh, Mum, why?
370
00:15:52,668 --> 00:15:57,634
Why would you release
Azrael's blade into the world?
371
00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:03,910
Because I wanted to get
your father's attention.
372
00:16:05,848 --> 00:16:07,584
Your brother,
373
00:16:07,609 --> 00:16:11,148
Uriel... my son... died.
374
00:16:11,153 --> 00:16:13,750
Do you think it's crazy that
I wanted to talk about it?
375
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:15,485
Mourn with him, maybe?!
376
00:16:15,490 --> 00:16:18,121
- I...
- So I reached out,
377
00:16:18,126 --> 00:16:20,157
and guess what I got back.
378
00:16:20,162 --> 00:16:21,992
- Nothing.
- Yes.
379
00:16:21,997 --> 00:16:23,627
Like always.
380
00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:27,998
So I figured that if his toys
started stabbing each other
381
00:16:28,003 --> 00:16:31,501
with a celestial blade, that maybe
he might take a moment.
382
00:16:31,506 --> 00:16:33,470
Humans are dying because of you.
383
00:16:33,475 --> 00:16:34,938
Well, humans die.
384
00:16:34,943 --> 00:16:36,340
They all do eventually.
385
00:16:36,345 --> 00:16:38,141
It's what they were designed to do.
386
00:16:38,146 --> 00:16:40,347
Yes, but not like this.
387
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:46,917
Your vacation here has changed you.
388
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:49,152
You seem attached to these creatures,
389
00:16:49,157 --> 00:16:54,992
and I can't, for the life of me,
figure out why.
390
00:16:54,997 --> 00:16:59,096
Look, you say you want
to stay here on Earth,
391
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,932
to live with your sons, right?
392
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:06,303
So, a choice: willingly help
me get the blade back,
393
00:17:06,308 --> 00:17:10,744
or I'll send Maze over here
to give you some inspiration.
394
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,846
Hmm. Fine.
395
00:17:15,851 --> 00:17:17,915
You're killing my reverse cowgirl high.
396
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,217
I...
397
00:17:20,222 --> 00:17:22,152
LAPD
398
00:17:22,157 --> 00:17:24,254
investigation, that's right.
399
00:17:24,259 --> 00:17:28,158
Uh, just your whereabouts
around 7:00 a.m. this morning.
400
00:17:28,163 --> 00:17:30,127
Okay. Can you prove that?
401
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,062
Right.
402
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:33,497
Thank you.
403
00:17:33,502 --> 00:17:34,898
So the guy that complained
404
00:17:34,903 --> 00:17:36,733
Maddie didn't have enough
cool-down time was
405
00:17:36,738 --> 00:17:39,703
at an ashram in Sedona, so, not our guy.
406
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:41,638
My pudding's gone.
407
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:42,899
I'm sorry?
408
00:17:42,924 --> 00:17:44,541
In the break room fridge, my pudding...
409
00:17:44,546 --> 00:17:46,310
Clearly labeled "Dan"... It's gone.
410
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,111
Not the first time, either.
411
00:17:48,116 --> 00:17:50,881
Wow. Do you want me
to put some unis on it?
412
00:17:50,886 --> 00:17:52,235
Want me to schedule a stakeout?
413
00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:53,363
- Are you even okay?
- No, Chloe.
414
00:17:53,387 --> 00:17:55,939
I'm just saying that a man's snacks...
they're sacred, okay?
415
00:17:55,964 --> 00:17:57,900
- Okay.
- What up, detective people?
416
00:17:57,925 --> 00:18:00,190
- Hey.
- Hey.
417
00:18:00,195 --> 00:18:03,060
Are Lucifer and Ella working on
a case that I don't know about?
418
00:18:03,065 --> 00:18:04,728
Mm. Why?
419
00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:08,999
No reason, they just seem to be
spending a lot of time together.
420
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,702
Is someone jealous?
421
00:18:11,707 --> 00:18:12,703
What?
422
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:14,004
No.
423
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,105
No way.
424
00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:17,074
- Gross.
- 'Cause you can tell me if you are.
425
00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:19,176
I mean...
426
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,144
we can be there for
each other, as friends.
427
00:18:21,149 --> 00:18:23,714
Even... even if it's about another guy.
428
00:18:23,719 --> 00:18:26,183
Right, but Lucifer's not another guy.
429
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,417
He's a weirdo.
430
00:18:27,422 --> 00:18:29,252
This is about partnership, nothing more.
431
00:18:29,257 --> 00:18:30,487
Partners don't keep secrets.
432
00:18:30,492 --> 00:18:31,822
Well, maybe with Ella,
433
00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:33,657
it's more than just sex, maybe it's...
434
00:18:33,662 --> 00:18:34,925
a little more serious.
435
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:36,693
Huh?
436
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,695
No, it's not like Lucifer...
I don't think he...
437
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,467
"Not like Lucifer" wha-what?
438
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,668
Likes poker.
439
00:18:44,673 --> 00:18:46,336
Dan has a monthly game.
440
00:18:46,341 --> 00:18:47,771
Oh, no, I love a good gamble.
441
00:18:47,776 --> 00:18:48,739
Count me in.
442
00:18:48,744 --> 00:18:50,240
Right, where's that list of grievances
443
00:18:50,245 --> 00:18:51,541
against poor Maddie?
444
00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:52,743
- Oh, it's the...
- Yeah.
445
00:18:52,748 --> 00:18:55,047
- There... all right, there you go.
- Lovely, thank you.
446
00:18:55,072 --> 00:18:56,243
Why would you do that?
447
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:57,881
Okay, now you're making it weird.
You're making it weird.
448
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,883
- You're making it weirder.
- Sorry.
449
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,852
I'll make it weird on your face.
450
00:19:01,857 --> 00:19:04,154
Duncan Watts is our killer.
451
00:19:04,159 --> 00:19:05,422
What makes you say that?
452
00:19:05,427 --> 00:19:06,693
Well, just a hunch.
453
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,961
Duncan Watts.
454
00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:13,237
His offices are upstairs
above the yoga studio.
455
00:19:13,262 --> 00:19:15,512
Oh, and he's Maddie and
Corrina's landlord.
456
00:19:15,537 --> 00:19:18,668
Duncan was apparently upset
that Maddie kept parking in his spot.
457
00:19:18,673 --> 00:19:19,936
He also tried
458
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,938
to have the yoga studio
evicted a few months ago.
459
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:24,241
Neither of which is really
a reason for 19 stabs.
460
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,576
Yes, but just look at his
stabby mug, hmm?
461
00:19:26,581 --> 00:19:29,513
Blond hair, thick neck, which
suggests Cro-Magnon strength.
462
00:19:29,518 --> 00:19:31,782
Just as our dear Ella guesstimated.
463
00:19:31,787 --> 00:19:33,483
Ah, "dear Ella," hmm.
464
00:19:33,488 --> 00:19:34,518
Where you going?
465
00:19:34,523 --> 00:19:36,353
I'm just off to see this Duncan chap.
466
00:19:36,358 --> 00:19:37,052
No.
467
00:19:37,077 --> 00:19:39,656
We will go together like partners, okay?
468
00:19:39,661 --> 00:19:43,138
Right, yes, I-I just need to
make a quick phone call first.
469
00:19:43,163 --> 00:19:45,880
Oh, okay. No worries.
470
00:19:45,905 --> 00:19:47,697
Private phone call, Detective.
471
00:19:47,702 --> 00:19:49,299
Just give me a moment.
472
00:19:49,304 --> 00:19:50,937
Yeah, sure.
473
00:19:52,272 --> 00:19:53,904
You sure this is the right place?
474
00:19:53,909 --> 00:19:55,305
Duncan Watts, Maze.
475
00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:57,410
That's the name Lucifer gave me.
476
00:20:05,587 --> 00:20:06,650
I got nothing.
477
00:20:06,655 --> 00:20:08,151
Yeah, me neither.
478
00:20:08,156 --> 00:20:11,154
Even if we find the blade,
it's a temporary fix.
479
00:20:11,159 --> 00:20:12,522
Your mom is the problem.
480
00:20:13,695 --> 00:20:15,592
She released the blade to create chaos,
481
00:20:15,597 --> 00:20:17,694
and you two respond by coddling her.
482
00:20:17,699 --> 00:20:19,563
Nobody's coddling her, all right?
483
00:20:19,568 --> 00:20:21,231
Tell yourself whatever you want,
484
00:20:21,236 --> 00:20:24,534
but you know it's true,
and it explains a lot.
485
00:20:24,539 --> 00:20:26,303
Explains what?
486
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:29,773
Doesn't really matter anymore,
487
00:20:29,778 --> 00:20:33,443
but, just so you know,
this whole mama's boy thing?
488
00:20:33,448 --> 00:20:35,412
Kind of a turnoff.
489
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:36,947
Oh, yeah?
490
00:20:36,952 --> 00:20:38,815
Well, your whole "skintight leather,
491
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,050
hot body everywhere" thing?
492
00:20:40,055 --> 00:20:43,320
- Mm-hmm?
- It's really not that...
493
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:47,524
It's not... it's not that-that great.
494
00:20:47,529 --> 00:20:50,227
Yeah, it is.
495
00:20:51,967 --> 00:20:53,797
They're here.
496
00:20:53,802 --> 00:20:56,603
Yeah, we should probably warn Lucifer.
497
00:21:01,776 --> 00:21:03,874
Well? There's no blade.
498
00:21:03,879 --> 00:21:05,775
Right, use the back way out.
499
00:21:07,249 --> 00:21:09,479
Ah, Detective,
500
00:21:09,484 --> 00:21:11,081
you know, after reflection,
I think you're right.
501
00:21:11,086 --> 00:21:13,644
Parking space thievery
is no motive for murder.
502
00:21:13,669 --> 00:21:15,565
What is going on with you?
503
00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:16,920
First, you're so eager to get here,
504
00:21:16,925 --> 00:21:19,322
you practically jump out of
my car before I've parked,
505
00:21:19,327 --> 00:21:20,557
and now you want to leave.
506
00:21:20,562 --> 00:21:22,058
What are you hiding?
507
00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:24,694
Hiding? What would I be hiding?
508
00:21:24,699 --> 00:21:26,329
Blood.
509
00:21:26,334 --> 00:21:29,135
What?
510
00:21:37,846 --> 00:21:40,610
This is Unit 831 requesting backup.
511
00:21:40,615 --> 00:21:43,750
Soul Depot, 15534 Hillgreen Drive.
512
00:21:57,732 --> 00:21:59,529
It's Duncan.
513
00:21:59,534 --> 00:22:01,668
Oh, must've been some parking space.
514
00:22:06,641 --> 00:22:08,638
Uh, Detective.
515
00:22:08,643 --> 00:22:10,473
Yeah.
516
00:22:10,478 --> 00:22:14,214
Seems this class took
corpse pose quite literally.
517
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:37,133
So, no sign of the murder weapon?
518
00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:38,367
Uh-uh.
519
00:22:38,372 --> 00:22:39,869
Are you sure?
520
00:22:39,874 --> 00:22:42,872
Right. Nothing left for us to
do here then, I suppose.
521
00:22:42,877 --> 00:22:45,341
Except for figuring out
how six people were killed.
522
00:22:45,346 --> 00:22:47,604
I'm thinking the primary
killer was Duncan.
523
00:22:47,629 --> 00:22:49,712
Killing Maddie didn't satiate his anger,
524
00:22:49,717 --> 00:22:52,648
so he went after her clients
and probably got stabbed
525
00:22:52,653 --> 00:22:54,250
when one of them defended themselves.
526
00:22:54,255 --> 00:22:55,852
I doubt it. More likely
the weapon was passed
527
00:22:55,857 --> 00:22:57,220
from one person to the next
528
00:22:57,225 --> 00:22:58,988
in a game of murderous hot potato.
529
00:22:58,993 --> 00:23:00,156
That's insane.
530
00:23:00,161 --> 00:23:01,524
I know, right?
531
00:23:01,529 --> 00:23:04,927
Totally insane and probably
exactly what happened.
532
00:23:04,932 --> 00:23:07,063
I say this with huge respect for the dead,
533
00:23:07,068 --> 00:23:08,898
but this case is totally gonna be a panel
534
00:23:08,903 --> 00:23:10,066
at the next forensic conference.
535
00:23:10,071 --> 00:23:11,934
Okay. So based on my preliminary
536
00:23:11,939 --> 00:23:13,269
assessment of the wounds,
537
00:23:13,274 --> 00:23:16,239
it looks like Duncan
came through the door,
538
00:23:16,244 --> 00:23:18,741
attacked victim number
two with the same weapon
539
00:23:18,746 --> 00:23:19,942
used to kill Maddie Howard.
540
00:23:19,947 --> 00:23:22,545
But Duncan had ligature
marks on his neck,
541
00:23:22,550 --> 00:23:24,380
like someone strangled him
542
00:23:24,385 --> 00:23:25,915
from behind with a yoga strap.
543
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,783
Like... this, here.
544
00:23:27,788 --> 00:23:29,118
- Oh.
- Right?
545
00:23:29,123 --> 00:23:31,053
Which is when he attacked
546
00:23:31,058 --> 00:23:33,322
victim number three.
547
00:23:33,327 --> 00:23:35,892
But victim number three
had defensive wounds
548
00:23:35,897 --> 00:23:37,293
that matched skin flecks
549
00:23:37,298 --> 00:23:39,228
under the fingernails of number four,
550
00:23:39,233 --> 00:23:40,630
so I'm thinking Duncan
551
00:23:40,635 --> 00:23:42,231
dropped the knife...
552
00:23:42,236 --> 00:23:45,835
Okay, number four picked it up, right?
553
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:49,054
Attacked number three, like this.
554
00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:50,806
Right, and then at some point,
555
00:23:50,811 --> 00:23:52,675
number five got involved.
556
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,244
And so on and so on,
until full yoga massacre.
557
00:23:55,249 --> 00:23:57,213
Oh, that will be what the panel's called,
558
00:23:57,218 --> 00:23:58,447
Full Yoga Massacre
559
00:23:58,452 --> 00:24:00,049
- 2016.
- Very good.
560
00:24:00,054 --> 00:24:02,018
Okay, so, say that all happened
like you just said it did,
561
00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:03,386
which is crazy.
562
00:24:03,391 --> 00:24:05,388
There are seven mats and seven bodies.
563
00:24:05,393 --> 00:24:06,689
Yeah. So?
564
00:24:06,694 --> 00:24:08,558
So Duncan was the pissed off landlord,
565
00:24:08,563 --> 00:24:09,926
not the class attendee.
566
00:24:09,931 --> 00:24:12,128
Subtract him, we're missing one yogi.
567
00:24:12,133 --> 00:24:13,496
Okay, well, all of the
bodies were situated
568
00:24:13,501 --> 00:24:17,436
around these six mats...
The student mats.
569
00:24:18,673 --> 00:24:23,105
So that could be the
teacher's mat, maybe.
570
00:24:23,110 --> 00:24:25,041
The teacher must have been here.
571
00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:27,109
Get this.
572
00:24:27,114 --> 00:24:28,978
Teacher training taught by
573
00:24:28,983 --> 00:24:31,080
Jenson Glory himself.
574
00:24:31,085 --> 00:24:32,048
I mean,
575
00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:33,416
his body's not among the dead.
576
00:24:33,421 --> 00:24:34,850
Could be our missing victim.
577
00:24:34,855 --> 00:24:36,956
Slash attacker.
578
00:24:40,175 --> 00:24:41,557
Guy's a piece of work.
579
00:24:41,562 --> 00:24:44,427
Jenson Glory, his real
name is Jamie Ostrowski.
580
00:24:44,432 --> 00:24:46,696
Soul Depot is the latest
in a long line of
581
00:24:46,701 --> 00:24:48,531
failed fitness enterprises.
582
00:24:48,536 --> 00:24:50,666
Glory has five fraud lawsuits,
583
00:24:50,671 --> 00:24:53,135
two sexual harassment
claims working their way
584
00:24:53,140 --> 00:24:54,170
through the court system.
585
00:24:54,175 --> 00:24:56,739
Sexual harassment?
586
00:24:56,744 --> 00:24:58,207
Yeah, former assistants.
587
00:24:58,212 --> 00:24:59,408
Both beautiful young women,
588
00:24:59,413 --> 00:25:00,409
like Maddie.
589
00:25:00,414 --> 00:25:02,211
Oh, and look at the
contract that they sign
590
00:25:02,216 --> 00:25:03,879
when students join Soul Depot.
591
00:25:03,884 --> 00:25:06,215
"I surrender myself to Soul Depot,
592
00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:07,617
body, mind and soul,
593
00:25:07,622 --> 00:25:09,752
and to the only true guru
of health and serenity,
594
00:25:09,757 --> 00:25:11,921
Jenson Glory." Wow.
595
00:25:11,926 --> 00:25:13,089
Pretty much a cult.
596
00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:14,357
Think he brainwashed his students
597
00:25:14,362 --> 00:25:16,525
into a Jonestown type thing?
598
00:25:16,530 --> 00:25:18,294
Kind of a stretch, right?
599
00:25:18,299 --> 00:25:19,695
That a yoga pun?
600
00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:22,265
No. It's an honest question.
601
00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:25,701
I mean, drinking cyanide
juice is one thing,
602
00:25:25,706 --> 00:25:28,137
but a bunch of people
stabbing each other?
603
00:25:28,142 --> 00:25:29,972
Totally insane!
604
00:25:29,977 --> 00:25:32,475
A magic blade in Los Angeles
605
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,378
which belongs to the Angel of Death?
606
00:25:35,383 --> 00:25:37,747
Now, in the hands of a yogi shyster
607
00:25:37,752 --> 00:25:40,349
who's apparently touchy-feely
in more ways than one.
608
00:25:40,354 --> 00:25:41,751
Okay, can we go back
609
00:25:41,756 --> 00:25:43,386
to the Angel of Death?
610
00:25:43,391 --> 00:25:44,954
Is he... uh,
611
00:25:44,959 --> 00:25:46,455
is he another one of your brothers?
612
00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:48,224
Sister, actually.
613
00:25:48,229 --> 00:25:50,960
The Angel of Death is a chick?
614
00:25:50,965 --> 00:25:51,961
Yes, I sort of wish we were
615
00:25:51,966 --> 00:25:53,362
back to talking in metaphors.
616
00:25:53,367 --> 00:25:55,331
- That makes two of us.
- Because I do actually
617
00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:57,433
have things that I'd like to
talk about, Doctor.
618
00:25:57,438 --> 00:25:59,635
Oh. Oh, yes. I'm so sorry.
619
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,903
Yes. Please.
620
00:26:00,908 --> 00:26:02,305
Right.
621
00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:04,974
So, my mum asked me why I care so much
622
00:26:04,979 --> 00:26:06,208
about these people dying
623
00:26:06,213 --> 00:26:09,078
and I'm not sure I know.
624
00:26:09,083 --> 00:26:12,148
I mean, it's not like
I know them personally,
625
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,716
and Maze is right...
626
00:26:13,721 --> 00:26:16,352
Even without Azrael's blade,
humans are capricious.
627
00:26:16,357 --> 00:26:17,753
Hell,
628
00:26:17,758 --> 00:26:19,322
they're willing to trade their souls
629
00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:21,190
to lose unsightly tummy fat, but...
630
00:26:21,195 --> 00:26:24,134
So...
631
00:26:24,159 --> 00:26:26,395
why should I feel bad?
632
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,663
Why should I feel responsible?
633
00:26:27,668 --> 00:26:29,065
And... why
634
00:26:29,070 --> 00:26:30,866
am I doing my own therapy?
635
00:26:30,871 --> 00:26:33,069
Lucifer, I'm sorry.
636
00:26:33,074 --> 00:26:35,271
I'm trying to digest this whole thing
637
00:26:35,276 --> 00:26:37,373
myself. And, well,
638
00:26:37,378 --> 00:26:41,544
there is no listing in the DSM-5
for Azrael's Blade Anxiety.
639
00:26:41,549 --> 00:26:42,712
Oh.
640
00:26:42,717 --> 00:26:44,516
Excuse me.
641
00:26:45,608 --> 00:26:46,662
_
642
00:26:46,687 --> 00:26:47,950
Ah,
643
00:26:47,955 --> 00:26:50,653
the guru with the doo-doo
juju has been picked up.
644
00:26:50,658 --> 00:26:53,025
So, I'm afraid that's all
we've got time for today.
645
00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:58,430
Just... call me if you need to reschedule.
646
00:26:59,533 --> 00:27:01,630
I wasn't even at the studio, actually.
647
00:27:01,635 --> 00:27:03,833
That's not what the schedule says.
648
00:27:03,838 --> 00:27:05,935
May I have a tea?
649
00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:08,140
Siberian ginseng if you have it.
650
00:27:09,543 --> 00:27:10,740
Well...
651
00:27:10,745 --> 00:27:12,441
Hello, Richard Simmons.
652
00:27:12,446 --> 00:27:13,609
Sorry I'm late.
653
00:27:13,614 --> 00:27:15,010
Where's the knife?
654
00:27:15,015 --> 00:27:17,780
Who is this tense man?
655
00:27:17,785 --> 00:27:19,048
Okay,
656
00:27:19,053 --> 00:27:20,416
back to the teacher training class.
657
00:27:20,421 --> 00:27:22,017
Can you prove that you weren't there?
658
00:27:22,022 --> 00:27:24,120
Of course, there's a computer system...
659
00:27:24,125 --> 00:27:26,088
All of the teachers have
to swipe a key card.
660
00:27:26,093 --> 00:27:27,890
Even me. Check it.
661
00:27:27,895 --> 00:27:29,558
So, where were you?
662
00:27:29,563 --> 00:27:30,993
Home.
663
00:27:30,998 --> 00:27:33,362
I missed the last few classes, actually.
664
00:27:33,367 --> 00:27:35,698
I've been... sick.
665
00:27:35,703 --> 00:27:37,800
Obsessing over a new toy, more like.
666
00:27:37,805 --> 00:27:39,263
What are you talking about?
667
00:27:39,288 --> 00:27:41,637
I'm talking about something
that's probably beckoning you
668
00:27:41,642 --> 00:27:42,972
as we speak.
669
00:27:42,977 --> 00:27:44,306
Whispering to you
670
00:27:44,311 --> 00:27:46,075
to do terrible things.
671
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,480
Wretched, sinful deeds.
672
00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:52,481
That... that's true...
673
00:27:52,486 --> 00:27:53,516
I-I want...
674
00:27:53,521 --> 00:27:55,151
Go on, tell me. Tell me what you want,
675
00:27:55,156 --> 00:27:57,019
what you really, really want.
676
00:27:57,024 --> 00:27:58,457
I want...
677
00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:02,858
a raspberry cream cheese muffin.
678
00:28:02,863 --> 00:28:04,560
And... and-and
679
00:28:04,585 --> 00:28:06,056
to take this thing...
680
00:28:06,081 --> 00:28:07,062
off!
681
00:28:07,067 --> 00:28:08,731
- Oh, my...
- Oh.
682
00:28:08,736 --> 00:28:10,166
Expecting twins, are we?
683
00:28:10,171 --> 00:28:12,835
Hey, I backslid a little bit, all right?
684
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,770
Carbs are the Devil's spawn, man.
685
00:28:14,775 --> 00:28:16,372
Don't blame your weaknesses on me.
686
00:28:16,377 --> 00:28:18,140
- Huh?
- Is that why you didn't show up
687
00:28:18,145 --> 00:28:19,875
to the class? Because you gained weight?
688
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,478
Of course. No one's gonna
find their "home self"
689
00:28:22,483 --> 00:28:25,043
from a guru who looks like
he ate all the furniture.
690
00:28:25,068 --> 00:28:26,415
Well, I think I'd rather be chubby
691
00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:28,951
than a handsy dipstick in a corset.
692
00:28:28,956 --> 00:28:30,186
That's it.
693
00:28:30,191 --> 00:28:32,354
I want my lawyer now.
694
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,256
Well, don't eat him.
695
00:28:39,133 --> 00:28:41,363
All right, listen,
we searched Glory's house,
696
00:28:41,368 --> 00:28:43,466
his car, his other car...
697
00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:45,167
there is no blade.
698
00:28:45,172 --> 00:28:47,039
We did find a safe in the basement.
699
00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:52,575
Pop-Tarts.
700
00:28:52,580 --> 00:28:54,577
Which... you stole?
701
00:28:54,582 --> 00:28:55,978
Ah, I figured it's a win-win.
702
00:28:55,983 --> 00:28:58,314
I'm saving the evil guru from future fat,
703
00:28:58,319 --> 00:28:59,281
and, you know,
704
00:28:59,286 --> 00:29:01,420
Pop-Tarts.
705
00:29:02,590 --> 00:29:05,087
Mr. Glory has a second home in Ventura.
706
00:29:05,092 --> 00:29:06,589
If you wouldn't mind.
707
00:29:06,594 --> 00:29:07,623
Okay, we'll check it out,
708
00:29:07,628 --> 00:29:09,425
but...
709
00:29:09,430 --> 00:29:10,960
Luci, if he's the one with the blade,
710
00:29:10,965 --> 00:29:12,998
he's much more likely
to go on a killing spree
711
00:29:13,023 --> 00:29:14,322
than to stash it.
712
00:29:27,381 --> 00:29:29,912
Ah. Come back for
your processed pastries?
713
00:29:29,917 --> 00:29:32,147
Ms. Lopez!
714
00:29:32,152 --> 00:29:33,949
Well, this is a surprise.
715
00:29:33,954 --> 00:29:35,551
Have you found something new?
716
00:29:35,556 --> 00:29:38,521
Oh, I found something all right.
717
00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:40,523
Proof of Bigfoot?
718
00:29:40,528 --> 00:29:42,157
Tread on the shoes Duncan
Watts was wearing
719
00:29:42,162 --> 00:29:43,626
when he was found dead.
720
00:29:43,631 --> 00:29:45,027
Tread that you showed me
721
00:29:45,032 --> 00:29:47,763
at your super weirdo hole in the ground.
722
00:29:47,768 --> 00:29:51,000
They match, which means that this case
723
00:29:51,005 --> 00:29:52,001
and your favor
724
00:29:52,006 --> 00:29:53,702
are connected.
725
00:29:53,707 --> 00:29:55,207
Start talkin', dude.
726
00:30:07,383 --> 00:30:09,368
Do you have something to do
with these murders?
727
00:30:10,669 --> 00:30:13,868
Come clean with me.
728
00:30:13,873 --> 00:30:15,936
Or I can't keep this a secret anymore.
729
00:30:15,941 --> 00:30:18,305
You see, that's just it.
730
00:30:18,310 --> 00:30:20,341
The last person I came clean with
731
00:30:20,346 --> 00:30:21,942
became a tad untethered.
732
00:30:21,947 --> 00:30:24,044
Dude, I grew up in Detroit.
733
00:30:24,049 --> 00:30:25,045
Look,
734
00:30:25,050 --> 00:30:27,047
all I can tell you is
735
00:30:27,052 --> 00:30:29,617
I'm dealing with a matter
of cosmic importance
736
00:30:29,622 --> 00:30:32,586
and I ask you to indulge me
for just a little longer.
737
00:30:32,591 --> 00:30:33,587
You mean have faith?
738
00:30:33,592 --> 00:30:36,193
Tomato, tomahto.
739
00:30:37,196 --> 00:30:39,093
Well, I guess faith isn't faith
740
00:30:39,098 --> 00:30:40,294
unless it's tested.
741
00:30:40,299 --> 00:30:42,596
Bring it in.
742
00:30:42,601 --> 00:30:44,935
What? Oh.
743
00:30:50,643 --> 00:30:52,273
- Ella.
- Detective.
744
00:30:52,278 --> 00:30:53,741
Oh, um...
745
00:30:53,746 --> 00:30:55,743
I was just...
746
00:30:55,748 --> 00:30:57,678
uh, you see,
747
00:30:57,683 --> 00:31:00,381
there's this, uh,
store that has really special...
748
00:31:00,386 --> 00:31:01,313
soap.
749
00:31:01,314 --> 00:31:03,111
And, you know,
750
00:31:03,136 --> 00:31:05,392
but I should really get going now and...
751
00:31:05,417 --> 00:31:08,088
clean stuff with the soap.
752
00:31:08,093 --> 00:31:10,394
- Bye!
- Enjoy your shower.
753
00:31:11,330 --> 00:31:14,295
So, um...
754
00:31:14,300 --> 00:31:15,796
to what do I owe this pleasure?
755
00:31:15,801 --> 00:31:18,699
Jenson's home security system
shows video of him sleeping
756
00:31:18,704 --> 00:31:21,035
during the murders,
so he wasn't lying about that.
757
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,304
We checked the key card
system at Soul Depot,
758
00:31:23,309 --> 00:31:25,105
and guess who was subbing for Jenson.
759
00:31:25,110 --> 00:31:26,340
Corrina,
760
00:31:26,345 --> 00:31:27,708
Maddie's co-manager.
761
00:31:27,733 --> 00:31:29,250
Right, and where's Corrina now?
762
00:31:29,275 --> 00:31:31,219
We checked her house, she wasn't there.
763
00:31:31,244 --> 00:31:33,714
Forensics confirms that she didn't
kill anyone at Soul Depot,
764
00:31:33,719 --> 00:31:35,716
so she's either running,
hiding or scared.
765
00:31:35,721 --> 00:31:37,651
I put out a BOLO.
766
00:31:37,656 --> 00:31:40,321
Yeah, I don't think Corrina's
the one running this time.
767
00:31:40,326 --> 00:31:41,322
What?
768
00:31:41,327 --> 00:31:44,124
Where are you going?
769
00:31:44,129 --> 00:31:46,196
Hello?
770
00:32:02,081 --> 00:32:04,378
Hello?
771
00:32:04,383 --> 00:32:08,449
Anyone here yielding a deadly,
celestial blade?
772
00:32:08,454 --> 00:32:11,719
Huh? Anyone?
773
00:32:11,724 --> 00:32:14,625
Well, that'll be a resounding yes.
774
00:32:16,795 --> 00:32:20,027
I... I don't know what happened.
775
00:32:20,032 --> 00:32:23,197
I was in class and Duncan barged in.
776
00:32:23,202 --> 00:32:25,699
It was horrible.
777
00:32:25,704 --> 00:32:28,135
All that killing...
778
00:32:28,140 --> 00:32:30,838
and the knife was on the ground.
779
00:32:30,843 --> 00:32:32,209
It started calling you.
780
00:32:35,214 --> 00:32:37,378
Did I do that?
781
00:32:37,383 --> 00:32:39,480
Yes.
782
00:32:39,485 --> 00:32:41,782
You got retribution for
a grudge, I believe.
783
00:32:41,787 --> 00:32:45,219
But it wasn't an insignificant
grudge, was it?
784
00:32:45,224 --> 00:32:48,425
Did he harass you like the others?
785
00:32:50,362 --> 00:32:52,493
Or was it worse than that?
786
00:32:52,498 --> 00:32:54,328
Years ago.
787
00:32:54,333 --> 00:32:57,768
We were alone in the studio.
788
00:32:58,671 --> 00:33:01,702
I-I... I said no.
789
00:33:01,707 --> 00:33:04,505
I swear, but he wouldn't stop.
790
00:33:04,510 --> 00:33:07,841
I-I... I tried to forget. I...
791
00:33:07,846 --> 00:33:10,010
You tried to bury it deep,
get on with your life.
792
00:33:10,015 --> 00:33:11,645
You might have succeeded,
793
00:33:11,650 --> 00:33:12,746
if not for...
794
00:33:13,919 --> 00:33:15,249
...the blade.
795
00:33:15,254 --> 00:33:17,451
LAPD, hands in the air.
796
00:33:17,456 --> 00:33:19,319
Move away from the body, Corinna.
797
00:33:19,324 --> 00:33:21,655
- Now!
- I... I-I killed him.
798
00:33:21,660 --> 00:33:22,790
I-I did this. I...
799
00:33:22,795 --> 00:33:24,858
Acted in self-defense.
800
00:33:24,863 --> 00:33:28,162
Mr. Glory attacked Corrina
first. She had no choice
801
00:33:28,167 --> 00:33:30,164
but to wield that knife, Detective.
802
00:33:30,169 --> 00:33:33,270
I think, in this case,
justice has actually been served.
803
00:33:37,109 --> 00:33:39,540
Henderson, take her statement.
804
00:33:39,545 --> 00:33:41,645
Come with me.
805
00:33:43,415 --> 00:33:44,945
Where's the murder weapon?
806
00:33:44,950 --> 00:33:46,346
What?
807
00:33:46,351 --> 00:33:48,415
Unis shouldn't have bagged
it without taking photos.
808
00:33:48,420 --> 00:33:50,284
They couldn't help themselves.
809
00:33:50,289 --> 00:33:52,619
Anyone else feeling a murderous urge?
810
00:33:52,624 --> 00:33:56,056
No? The need to slice and dice?
811
00:33:56,061 --> 00:33:58,158
Anyone?
812
00:33:58,163 --> 00:34:00,664
Oh, God.
813
00:34:06,071 --> 00:34:08,205
Oh, no.
814
00:34:11,543 --> 00:34:14,374
Detective Douche... Daniel. Dan.
815
00:34:14,379 --> 00:34:17,044
Why don't you put down the knife, hmm?
816
00:34:17,049 --> 00:34:18,812
Bury the proverbial hatchet and all that?
817
00:34:18,817 --> 00:34:21,515
I mean, I know we've had our
differences in the past, but
818
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,186
we're friends now, right?
819
00:34:28,594 --> 00:34:31,061
You ruined my marriage.
820
00:34:33,198 --> 00:34:34,798
I'll take that as a no.
821
00:34:45,881 --> 00:34:48,356
My life went to hell when I met you!
822
00:34:48,381 --> 00:34:50,378
Hey! Well, technically,
that's not true, but I understand
823
00:34:50,383 --> 00:34:51,579
the basic metaphor.
824
00:34:54,053 --> 00:34:57,051
Easy with the blade, Detective.
825
00:34:57,056 --> 00:34:59,921
One deep cut, and yours truly
could be wiped from existence.
826
00:34:59,926 --> 00:35:01,489
Prayers answered.
827
00:35:03,129 --> 00:35:05,893
What...
828
00:35:05,898 --> 00:35:07,728
Okay, Detective,
829
00:35:07,733 --> 00:35:10,965
I can assure you your current
mood will be rectified
830
00:35:10,970 --> 00:35:13,734
by simply putting down the knife.
831
00:35:13,739 --> 00:35:17,205
My entire life imploded because of you.
832
00:35:17,210 --> 00:35:18,739
- What?
- My marriage!
833
00:35:19,846 --> 00:35:21,760
My job.
834
00:35:21,785 --> 00:35:23,311
My snacks.
835
00:35:23,316 --> 00:35:26,414
- What?
- I know you ate my pudding.
836
00:35:27,453 --> 00:35:29,383
You're really going to smite me
837
00:35:29,388 --> 00:35:31,352
over a tub of sweetened goo?
838
00:35:33,726 --> 00:35:35,456
You're damn right I am.
839
00:35:35,461 --> 00:35:38,726
Dan... Dan.
840
00:35:38,731 --> 00:35:41,162
Recent friend. Growing compatriot.
841
00:35:41,167 --> 00:35:43,598
Your marriage was already on the rocks.
842
00:35:43,603 --> 00:35:46,434
You started cutting procedural
corners way before I arrived,
843
00:35:46,439 --> 00:35:47,802
and as for your pudding...
844
00:35:47,807 --> 00:35:50,671
As for your pudding, I...
845
00:35:50,676 --> 00:35:52,106
Okay, yes.
846
00:35:52,111 --> 00:35:53,975
I sometimes lay waste
to the precinct fridge.
847
00:35:53,980 --> 00:35:55,209
But have mercy, Daniel.
848
00:35:55,214 --> 00:35:57,144
How was I supposed to know it was yours?
849
00:35:57,149 --> 00:36:00,050
Because it was labeled!
850
00:36:06,325 --> 00:36:08,789
You're fighting the blade,
which indicates a strength
851
00:36:08,794 --> 00:36:12,159
I didn't know you had.
Look at me in the eye.
852
00:36:12,164 --> 00:36:13,864
Look at me.
853
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,497
Your marriage.
854
00:36:16,502 --> 00:36:18,602
Did I ruin it?
855
00:36:20,406 --> 00:36:21,636
No.
856
00:36:21,641 --> 00:36:23,638
No.
857
00:36:23,643 --> 00:36:25,706
We were separated before
Chloe even met you.
858
00:36:25,711 --> 00:36:28,142
And your career?
859
00:36:28,147 --> 00:36:30,811
Palmetto... was all me.
860
00:36:30,816 --> 00:36:32,780
Yeah. Yeah.
861
00:36:37,957 --> 00:36:39,854
W-What are we doing back here?
862
00:36:39,859 --> 00:36:41,722
Hmm? Oh, just a nice,
863
00:36:41,727 --> 00:36:43,257
intimate chat between friends.
864
00:36:43,262 --> 00:36:45,426
I'm glad you got it off your chest.
865
00:36:45,431 --> 00:36:46,488
Oh, man, you're bleeding.
866
00:36:46,513 --> 00:36:47,995
What? Oh.
867
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,263
No, it's just a scratch, really.
868
00:36:49,268 --> 00:36:51,565
Nothing to worry about. And you?
869
00:36:51,570 --> 00:36:52,833
How are you doing?
870
00:36:54,573 --> 00:36:56,771
I feel great, actually.
871
00:36:56,776 --> 00:36:58,142
Good.
872
00:37:01,681 --> 00:37:03,080
Good talk.
873
00:37:16,562 --> 00:37:18,626
Ah! Good morning, Detective.
874
00:37:18,631 --> 00:37:19,927
Everything all right?
875
00:37:19,932 --> 00:37:21,862
No. Heads are gonna roll.
876
00:37:21,867 --> 00:37:24,498
First, some tech pulled the murder weapon
877
00:37:24,503 --> 00:37:27,001
without documentation,
and now it's just gone.
878
00:37:27,006 --> 00:37:29,804
Right. Well, it's probably for the best.
879
00:37:29,809 --> 00:37:31,976
Nasty bit of steel, anyway.
880
00:37:33,012 --> 00:37:35,009
So, one second you're obsessed
881
00:37:35,014 --> 00:37:37,678
with the knife, and now
it's just no big deal?
882
00:37:37,683 --> 00:37:40,514
Well, we got the murderer,
didn't we? Job done.
883
00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:43,284
You know, Lucifer...
884
00:37:43,289 --> 00:37:46,187
I thought you and I had a
real moment the other day,
885
00:37:46,192 --> 00:37:47,555
talking about my dad, I...
886
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,457
I thought we were partners,
887
00:37:49,462 --> 00:37:51,362
but more importantly, friends.
888
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:56,831
Right.
889
00:37:56,836 --> 00:37:59,433
Is this about me and
Ella in the penthouse?
890
00:37:59,438 --> 00:38:02,370
Look, who you sleep with
is none of my business,
891
00:38:02,375 --> 00:38:03,704
but...
892
00:38:03,709 --> 00:38:05,940
I mean, the lab tech? Really?
893
00:38:05,945 --> 00:38:07,408
- It's a little inappropriate.
- Well,
894
00:38:07,413 --> 00:38:09,243
much as I love to cross
professional boundaries,
895
00:38:09,248 --> 00:38:10,911
Detective, I can assure you,
everything you saw
896
00:38:10,916 --> 00:38:13,050
was entirely work-related.
897
00:38:15,054 --> 00:38:18,085
Mm-hmm? Is that... is that the truth?
898
00:38:18,090 --> 00:38:19,720
Always the truth.
899
00:38:19,725 --> 00:38:22,089
Point of pride for me, Detective.
900
00:38:22,094 --> 00:38:23,391
- Gotcha.
- But you know,
901
00:38:23,396 --> 00:38:24,992
if you ever did want to cross boundaries
902
00:38:24,997 --> 00:38:27,300
into "partnered friends who
hang out naked..."
903
00:38:27,325 --> 00:38:28,796
Okay. Stop talking.
904
00:38:34,173 --> 00:38:36,470
So, global crisis averted?
905
00:38:36,475 --> 00:38:38,609
Yes. For now.
906
00:38:39,512 --> 00:38:41,342
So, we can...
907
00:38:41,347 --> 00:38:44,011
you know, talk about Caligula, Stalin,
908
00:38:44,016 --> 00:38:45,513
Trump. I mean,
909
00:38:45,538 --> 00:38:47,563
I know he's not dead,
but he's definitely going.
910
00:38:47,588 --> 00:38:50,254
Lucifer, I owe you an apology.
911
00:38:51,290 --> 00:38:53,424
But in my defense...
912
00:38:54,693 --> 00:38:55,956
...you're the Devil.
913
00:38:57,061 --> 00:38:58,826
Things were much less
complicated when I thought
914
00:38:58,831 --> 00:39:02,763
you were just another
average delusional patient
915
00:39:02,768 --> 00:39:05,399
with a complicated family.
916
00:39:05,404 --> 00:39:07,835
Well, I've never been "average," Linda.
917
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,004
Mentally, physically... And as you know...
918
00:39:10,009 --> 00:39:11,338
Sexually.
919
00:39:11,343 --> 00:39:13,841
Oh, my God.
920
00:39:13,846 --> 00:39:16,277
I had sex with the Devil.
921
00:39:16,282 --> 00:39:19,346
Many, many times. And you're welcome.
922
00:39:19,351 --> 00:39:21,615
Okay, now, see, that I understand.
923
00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:24,385
Narcissistic tendencies rooted
924
00:39:24,390 --> 00:39:26,287
in a complex paternal relationship
925
00:39:26,292 --> 00:39:28,255
and a disrupted adolescence.
926
00:39:28,260 --> 00:39:30,257
See? Just another screwed up patient.
927
00:39:30,262 --> 00:39:32,159
And you can treat me as such.
928
00:39:33,933 --> 00:39:35,362
All right.
929
00:39:35,367 --> 00:39:37,498
Let's do this.
930
00:39:40,139 --> 00:39:41,469
The doctor is in.
931
00:39:41,474 --> 00:39:43,204
Lovely.
932
00:39:45,644 --> 00:39:47,908
I really do
have urgent business
933
00:39:47,913 --> 00:39:49,376
to attend to. Are you certain
934
00:39:49,381 --> 00:39:51,278
that this is the favor that you desire?
935
00:39:51,283 --> 00:39:53,848
Because, uh, believe me,
when I say the last two times
936
00:39:53,853 --> 00:39:55,182
I've darkened the doorstep of a church,
937
00:39:55,187 --> 00:39:58,018
- insert blood-soaked carnage here.
- Again,
938
00:39:58,023 --> 00:39:59,487
with the drama!
939
00:39:59,492 --> 00:40:02,123
We solved your case, now I get my favor.
940
00:40:02,128 --> 00:40:04,658
Just go with me, okay?
941
00:40:04,663 --> 00:40:07,528
Look, since the moment we've met,
942
00:40:07,533 --> 00:40:10,664
okay, I've had this
Spidey-sense that you were...
943
00:40:10,669 --> 00:40:13,767
I don't know, searching for something.
944
00:40:13,772 --> 00:40:16,203
- Right. Spiritual lost and found.
- Yes!
945
00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:18,672
And I have found a lot since
I developed a relationship
946
00:40:18,677 --> 00:40:21,509
with the Big Guy, and... so might you.
947
00:40:21,514 --> 00:40:24,278
Trust me. We're much
closer than you think.
948
00:40:24,283 --> 00:40:26,113
Well, then, no harm, no foul.
949
00:40:26,118 --> 00:40:27,648
I beg to differ.
950
00:40:27,653 --> 00:40:29,216
Oh.
951
00:40:29,221 --> 00:40:31,051
On second thought...
952
00:40:31,056 --> 00:40:32,853
What?
953
00:40:32,858 --> 00:40:36,193
I should at least give someone
a reason to go to confession.
954
00:40:49,041 --> 00:40:50,704
So, where will you put it, brother?
955
00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:53,140
Somewhere far away from our mum,
956
00:40:53,145 --> 00:40:55,245
for starters.
957
00:40:56,148 --> 00:40:58,345
Mm!
958
00:40:58,350 --> 00:41:00,481
And speak of the Devil's mum.
959
00:41:00,486 --> 00:41:02,049
Well, that was fast.
960
00:41:02,054 --> 00:41:05,085
You couldn't have waited
a day or two to find it?
961
00:41:05,090 --> 00:41:06,927
There hasn't been nearly enough carnage.
962
00:41:06,952 --> 00:41:08,255
Now we'll never hear from your father.
963
00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:09,757
All the killing in the world
964
00:41:09,762 --> 00:41:11,725
may not have gotten his attention, Mum.
965
00:41:11,730 --> 00:41:13,727
Surely you've learned that by now.
966
00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:15,262
Uriel was our son.
967
00:41:15,267 --> 00:41:16,664
Your brother.
968
00:41:16,669 --> 00:41:18,399
We should grieve together.
969
00:41:18,404 --> 00:41:20,834
I don't think that's all this is about.
970
00:41:20,839 --> 00:41:23,270
You want something from Him.
971
00:41:23,275 --> 00:41:24,772
What is it?
972
00:41:24,777 --> 00:41:26,874
What I've always wanted.
973
00:41:26,879 --> 00:41:29,677
I want my family back.
974
00:41:29,682 --> 00:41:31,178
I'm afraid that's not possible.
975
00:41:31,183 --> 00:41:32,313
Oh, but it is.
976
00:41:32,318 --> 00:41:35,549
With my two sons by my
side, a united front,
977
00:41:35,554 --> 00:41:37,851
your father will be forced
to listen to reason.
978
00:41:37,856 --> 00:41:39,520
Force Dad?
979
00:41:39,525 --> 00:41:42,122
I think human delusion is
rubbing off on you, Mother.
980
00:41:42,127 --> 00:41:44,525
Tell her.
981
00:41:44,530 --> 00:41:47,598
Luci, I can't, because I agree with her.
982
00:41:52,638 --> 00:41:54,468
I thought you were just Team Mum
983
00:41:54,473 --> 00:41:56,670
because you couldn't
fly her back to Hell.
984
00:41:56,675 --> 00:41:58,806
- Since when did you turn?
- Now,
985
00:41:58,811 --> 00:42:01,508
more than ever, I know
that humanity and divinity
986
00:42:01,513 --> 00:42:02,509
do not mix.
987
00:42:02,514 --> 00:42:04,678
That... that blade, Luci.
988
00:42:04,683 --> 00:42:07,948
That blade was the last straw.
It shouldn't be here.
989
00:42:07,953 --> 00:42:10,317
We shouldn't be here.
990
00:42:10,322 --> 00:42:11,885
Well,
991
00:42:11,910 --> 00:42:15,006
- I am not going back to Hell.
- Oh, this isn't about
992
00:42:15,011 --> 00:42:16,290
returning to Hell.
993
00:42:16,295 --> 00:42:18,292
This is about Heaven.
994
00:42:18,297 --> 00:42:20,327
It's about going home.
995
00:42:20,332 --> 00:42:21,762
Home.
996
00:42:21,767 --> 00:42:23,230
For you, maybe.
997
00:42:23,235 --> 00:42:25,599
Neither of you understand, do you?
998
00:42:25,604 --> 00:42:27,001
You never have.
999
00:42:27,006 --> 00:42:30,337
Hell wasn't home, and Heaven was...
1000
00:42:30,342 --> 00:42:31,905
well... hell!
1001
00:42:31,910 --> 00:42:34,074
The only place I've ever felt
1002
00:42:34,079 --> 00:42:36,443
wanted or respected...
1003
00:42:36,448 --> 00:42:38,045
Is here? With humanity?
1004
00:42:38,050 --> 00:42:40,817
Yes. This is my home.
1005
00:42:43,422 --> 00:42:45,088
Deal with it, Mother.
1006
00:42:46,492 --> 00:42:48,625
Fine.
1007
00:42:49,495 --> 00:42:51,158
Fine.
1008
00:42:51,163 --> 00:42:54,295
No sense arguing.
1009
00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:56,266
Time to go.
1010
00:42:59,738 --> 00:43:01,568
Careful.
1011
00:43:01,573 --> 00:43:03,840
It's sharp.
1012
00:43:08,714 --> 00:43:10,444
What's that saying?
1013
00:43:10,449 --> 00:43:13,347
"When my dear husband closes a door,
1014
00:43:13,352 --> 00:43:15,485
he opens a window"?
1015
00:43:16,980 --> 00:43:18,843
The window just opened.
1016
00:43:28,153 --> 00:43:32,279
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