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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪你们好 女士们

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‪女士 没有们

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‪你妈妈在哪呢？

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‪我今晚住在我爸家

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‪但今晚是游戏之夜呀

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‪每次游戏之夜 警探都会来的

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‪游戏之夜都会来 难怪她不回我短信

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‪父母啊 他们就是谜

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‪是啊 我同意

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‪她没有提过自己是上帝的礼物吧？

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‪因为如果这是她的纠结点

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‪其实没有她想的那么严重

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‪大人的问题

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‪我不感兴趣

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‪而且谁在乎我妈在哪呢？

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‪我在乎呀

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‪今天是游戏之夜 翠丝已经来了

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‪也许我们可以玩大富翁

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‪只有俩人 大富翁不好玩

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‪好吧 真是让我为难呢

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‪鉴于今晚可能是我在人间的最后一夜

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‪我们去酒吧吧

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‪我父母不会同意的

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‪是吗？我觉得像是成年人的问题

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‪你可以给我讲一段故事

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‪我长得像儿童节目主持人吗？

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‪又不用你编故事

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‪你可以给我讲讲…

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‪这把匕首

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‪它有杀过人吗？

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‪并没有

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‪这个能用吗？

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‪那要看你问谁了

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‪那这个呢？

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‪美甲吗？我只做了抛光擦亮

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‪你的戒指 给我讲讲戒指的故事吧

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‪除非你想讲讲手铐

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‪你真会谈判呀 是不是？

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‪好吧

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‪就这一晚…

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‪顶层公寓的故事时间

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‪我妈妈在开头通常说“很久以前”

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‪是吗？

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‪行吧…

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‪很久以前

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‪恶魔来到纽约市

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‪那一年

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‪是1946年

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‪（旅馆）

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‪那是非常美好的时代

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‪男人戴帽子 裙子越来越短

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‪犯罪率也在上升

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‪定量供应结束了
‪男孩们从战场上回来了

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‪空气中充满了
‪大型爵士乐队和各种可能性

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‪一位老朋友主动联系我

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‪约我去花园俱乐部喝一杯

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‪花园俱乐部是曼哈顿最热门的地方

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‪因为那里有最火的女歌手

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‪全城的人都知道她的声音
‪但只有我知道她的真名

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‪莉莉丝

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‪等等 谁是莉莉丝？

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‪麦兹的妈妈

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‪她们长得很像 尽管她俩都不愿承认

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‪我厌倦了单纯

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‪没人…

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‪追求

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‪就像寻找自己的归属

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‪我想走向魔鬼 我想成为恶魔

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‪我就是

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‪我想大动肝火

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‪我想成为恶魔

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‪我想从中捣鬼

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‪我想变得邪恶

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‪我想谎话连篇

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‪我想刻薄低贱

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‪朝人扔泥巴

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‪在剧院里

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‪我想要换座位

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‪就为踩每个人的脚

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‪我想成为恶魔

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‪我想邪恶歹毒

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‪我想高歌一曲 像是男人抽泣

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‪我想变得可怕

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‪我想酩酊大醉

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‪无论我拥有什么

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‪都想将其抛弃

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‪我想成为恶魔

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‪邪恶的我

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‪刻薄邪恶

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‪尽我…

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‪所…

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‪能

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‪喵呜

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‪你觉得自己在干什么 小子？

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‪我只是想跟朋友聊聊

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‪你不能那样盯着莉莉罗斯

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‪她是斯通潘纳托的女人

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‪少安毋躁 伙计们

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‪相信我

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‪你们惹不起他

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‪你们还是去一边喝一杯吧

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‪对了…

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‪告诉汤米

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‪我不属于任何人

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‪说起来 已经多久了？

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‪我觉得我们好久没见了 自从…

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‪法国王后玛丽安托瓦内特的亮相派对

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‪她真是亮相了呢

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‪她的遭遇太让人遗憾了

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‪过去几百年里 你都做了些什么呢？

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‪唱歌 狂欢

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‪在一间间酒吧引起骚乱

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‪一切都很顺利
‪直到有人偷了我的戒指

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‪那真是太不幸了

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‪要不要用健康的方法
‪分散一下注意力？

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‪我们可以租一家妓院 抢一家银行

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‪厄尼海明威来了 他总能逗人发笑

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‪穿这身衣服 不适合出门吧

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‪路西法 在整个宇宙中

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‪只有那枚戒指是我在乎的东西

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‪我要把戒指找回来

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‪你要帮助我

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‪我为什么要那么做呢？

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‪因为你欠我的

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‪是哦 没错

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‪恶魔去破案

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‪这是我听过的最荒谬的事

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{\an8}‪我当时还没做过警察顾问
‪所以我需要帮助

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‪专业帮助

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{\an8}‪杰克是我当时认识的一个硬汉

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{\an8}‪战争结束后 他的情况有点糟糕

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‪但在破案方面 他是业内最好的

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‪等等

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{\an8}‪为什么侦探必须是男的？

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{\an8}‪我妈也经常破案呀

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{\an8}‪好吧

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{\an8}‪正如我所说…

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{\an8}‪这不是路西法晨星嘛

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‪我能为你做什么？

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{\an8}‪我需要找到一件丢失的珍贵珠宝

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{\an8}‪就是这枚戒指…

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‪确切来说

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‪等等 先停一下

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{\an8}‪你应该给我讲你的戒指呀

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{\an8}‪你的戒指是黑色的

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{\an8}‪你到底想不想听故事呢？

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{\an8}‪我可是很想去酒吧的

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‪好吧 你继续吧

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{\an8}‪谢谢

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{\an8}‪所以…

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{\an8}‪我为什么要帮忙调查呢？

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{\an8}‪好吧 你说吧

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{\an8}‪最后一次见到戒指是什么时候？

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{\an8}‪好了 听着 这地方很危险

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{\an8}‪麻烦随时会来 最好躲在我后面

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{\an8}‪别担心 处理麻烦 我很有经验

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{\an8}‪是吗？你最近消灭过多少纳粹？

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{\an8}‪放心 士兵

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{\an8}‪如果打起来
‪我保证让你独自玩个痛快

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{\an8}‪所以…

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{\an8}‪这么多无所事事的人 我们先问谁？

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{\an8}‪大家都找的那个人

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‪马上就来哟

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‪你们想要喝什么？

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‪杜松子酒？还是龙舌兰？

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‪我们想打听一下莉莉罗斯的戒指

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‪你知道是谁偷的吗？

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‪小道消息…

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{\an8}‪据说有人看见一个新来的人
‪在戒指丢失那晚

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{\an8}‪在莉莉的化妆间里鬼鬼祟祟的

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{\an8}‪一个叫好运拉瑞的小偷

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‪知道他的相貌吗？

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‪当然 很帅 很健壮

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‪短发 下巴线条硬朗

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‪通常穿一套纯蓝色的西装…

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‪戴着眼罩

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‪可以先说眼罩嘛

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‪好了

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‪嘿

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‪看到那人了吗？

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‪他长着一张想要告密的脸

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‪你坐在这里

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‪我去打听一下

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‪很好

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‪医生正好让我喝这个

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‪杰克门罗 私家侦探

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‪你有关于好运拉瑞的消息吗？

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‪我见过他

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‪很帅 很健壮 下巴线条硬朗

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‪-戴着眼罩？
‪-就是他！

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‪听着

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‪我不想惹麻烦
‪如果你五分钟后在外面见我

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‪我也许可以给你一些消息

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‪好的

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‪哎哟

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‪看来那人转身逃跑了

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‪他会出现的

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‪你想要告诉我什么？

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‪嘿 你应该注意身后

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‪又是你们？

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‪天啊 你确定不需要我帮忙吗？

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‪只是站在这里 感觉有点不公平

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‪我收回刚才的话

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‪斯通潘纳托先生 替你警告过他们了

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‪谢了 二位

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‪等等

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‪搞什么名堂？

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‪我以为你说的是斯通潘纳托先生

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‪先生是男性呀

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‪你刚才不是还要求性别平等嘛？

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‪我在遵守你的指示呀

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‪也许你们在想 如此美好的夜晚
‪为什么我要让你们来这里

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‪是这样的…

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‪我不喜欢别人
‪在我的俱乐部里问来问去

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‪这里不是随便打听消息的地方

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‪所以…

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‪如果你们能克制自己…

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‪那我非常感谢了

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‪因为下次…

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‪我就不会这么友好了

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00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,903
‪下次绝不轻饶

223
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,820
‪而你…

224
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:49,044
‪你很幸运 你是莉莉的朋友

225
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:52,865
‪但不要太亲近了

226
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,633
‪你们今晚好好玩吧

227
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,629
‪我们走吧

228
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,808
‪是啊 谢谢你刚才帮助我

229
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:15,443
‪你告诉我站在你后面来着

230
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,816
‪这还挺难的
‪毕竟你在人行道上耗了那么久

231
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:21,817
‪现在怎么办呢？

232
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,699
‪我们早晨去好运拉瑞常去的地方看看

233
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,832
‪你懂的 小偷总是会一再出现的

234
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,739
‪他们迟早会现身的

235
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,367
‪那好吧

236
00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:36,714
‪我要跟市里最优秀最聪明的人
‪一起去跳舞了

237
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,803
‪你应该有自己的计划吧

238
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:42,014
‪我能说什么呢？

239
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,126
‪生活就像一场派对

240
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,890
‪我并不知道 杰克和妻子雪莉
‪正在经历不愉快

241
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,179
‪土豆味道如何？

242
00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:01,152
‪我加了奶油 你最喜欢的

243
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,328
‪你的眼睛怎么了？

244
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:13,541
‪没什么

245
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,173
‪杰克 我知道你还在生我的气

246
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,498
‪-但你不能…
‪-不好意思

247
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,383
‪我没胃口了

248
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:26,006
‪老天就不让人得到片刻安宁呢

249
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,441
‪好运拉瑞？

250
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,908
‪再跟我说一遍那个名字

251
00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:00,456
‪我得说 你穿这件衣服真好看

252
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:04,335
‪别收盘子了
‪我们去科帕卡巴纳跳舞吧？

253
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,841
‪谢谢夸奖 晨星先生 但是…

254
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,126
‪我已经有舞伴了

255
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,298
‪至少我觉得是的

256
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,305
‪好的 谢谢

257
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,818
‪如果你还算明智 那就离我妻子远点

258
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,403
‪我以为你不介意呢

259
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,073
‪毕竟我来以后
‪你还没跟她说过两个字

260
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,992
‪我刚跟我的线人讲完电话

261
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:32,911
‪昨天 好运拉瑞在码头
‪跟别人发生口角了

262
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:37,293
‪一个名叫威廉金加农的
‪香肠公司继承人

263
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,580
‪人们叫他香肠王子威利

264
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:41,794
‪听起来是一个正直的人

265
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,415
‪是啊 我们早晨去审审他吧

266
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,304
‪杰克 你要去哪里？

267
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,223
‪我…

268
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,550
‪我可能明天一早就要出门…

269
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,007
‪所以…

270
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,352
‪我去办公室睡了

271
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:04,105
‪你的太太到底做了什么
‪让你这么烦她？

272
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,438
‪出轨了吗？

273
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,401
‪踢了你的狗？
‪毁了你最喜欢的衬衫？

274
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:09,989
‪都不是

275
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,660
‪几周以前 我…

276
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,202
‪跟一些战友出去了 然后…

277
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,578
‪几杯酒下肚 上尉跟我说…

278
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:25,456
‪“你和雪莉是我花的最值的20块钱”

279
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:31,125
‪我以为那天 我和雪莉在图书馆相识

280
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,136
‪是命运安排的

281
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,387
‪一直以来 其实都是…

282
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,103
‪因为钱

283
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,563
‪-雪莉是妓女吗？
‪-是啊

284
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:41,562
‪没错

285
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:44,313
‪她最后一次接客
‪就是帮我抚平心理创伤

286
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:45,727
‪好吧

287
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,898
‪你真幸运呀！

288
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,943
‪你可有得爽了 你的妻子经验丰富

289
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,528
‪以前可能跟几十或几百个男人做过

290
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:57,198
‪消防员、理发师、水手
‪狂欢节杂耍艺人…

291
00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:58,414
‪行了 我知道

292
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,867
‪好吧 如果你很苦恼
‪为什么不干脆离开呢？

293
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:06,586
‪因为我爱她 她也说她爱我

294
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:11,508
‪所以当你发现
‪最美好的事情是从一个谎言开始的

295
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,760
‪感觉就像在流沙上盖房子一样

296
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,426
‪迟早会轰然崩塌

297
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,852
‪抱歉 我刚才走神了

298
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,483
‪因为你的烦恼太过无聊了

299
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,774
‪你想过忘掉这些吗？

300
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,030
‪我想过忘掉这些吗？

301
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:33,986
‪这就是你的建议吗？

302
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:39,121
‪根据我的经验
‪麻烦就像圣经推销员 或者…

303
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,658
‪尖锐湿疣

304
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,083
‪只要假装不存在 它们迟早就会消失

305
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,554
‪你能不能先画宝剑呀？

306
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,183
‪太沉了

307
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,010
‪要不您休息一下吧

308
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:00,009
‪是啊

309
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:05,731
‪为什么不坐一会呢 威利？

310
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,311
‪你们是谁呀？

311
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,016
‪杰克门罗 私家侦探

312
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,106
‪路西法晨星 魔鬼

313
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:12,902
‪卡米纳！

314
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:14,570
‪上茶！

315
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,075
‪我的朋友弗洛伊德
‪能跟你痛痛快快地玩上一天的

316
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:24,867
‪戒指在哪？

317
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:26,671
‪什么？

318
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,328
‪当我没说 我自己找吧

319
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,254
‪你在做什么？

320
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,301
‪他在做什么？

321
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:34,049
‪你能告诉我他在做什么吗？

322
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,429
‪如果我是你 我不会关心这件事

323
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,142
‪我会关心…

324
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:42,388
‪我们听说你昨天在码头上发生口角了

325
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,223
‪跟好运拉瑞

326
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:45,887
‪所以呢？

327
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,768
‪好运拉瑞偷了我朋友的戒指
‪然后死翘翘了

328
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,475
‪后背被捅了一刀 一把很漂亮的刀

329
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,743
‪等等 你们觉得是我杀的？

330
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,525
‪我才不会呢

331
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:01,242
‪我是说 我可以杀他 但不是我干的

332
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,035
‪我也不知道什么戒指

333
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:05,118
‪有人知道你昨晚在哪里吗？

334
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,044
‪是啊

335
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,658
‪我的肖像画家

336
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,918
‪我昨晚在扮汉尼拔翻越阿尔卑斯
‪一直到深夜

337
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:14,551
‪租用大象的超时费特别不合理

338
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,630
‪你是怎么认识好运拉瑞的？

339
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,440
‪时不时地

340
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:32,106
‪我会找拉瑞买一两件小玩意儿

341
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:35,939
‪他怎么得到那些东西的 我不会问

342
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,645
‪我收集战争物品

343
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,195
‪如果他拿到我喜欢的东西
‪就会联系我

344
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,445
‪我就是喜欢战争 你呢？

345
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:48,659
‪当然

346
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:50,828
‪第五步兵师

347
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,496
‪突出部之役

348
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,300
‪所以你在什么地方服过役呢？

349
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,460
‪本来想服役的 但是…

350
00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,302
‪我有哮喘

351
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:02,221
‪所以好运拉瑞要求在码头见面

352
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:04,552
‪我特别不开心

353
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,390
‪那里太脏了

354
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,812
‪我几乎可以肯定 我踩到粪便了

355
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:12,023
‪我开始觉得 威利没那么聪明

356
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,154
‪能偷莉莉的戒指

357
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:14,519
‪那还用说

358
00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:16,396
‪你通常在什么地方见拉瑞？

359
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,730
‪在他的公寓

360
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,648
‪比码头干净不了多少

361
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:22,446
‪是的
‪我可以让卡米纳把地址写给你们

362
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:24,318
‪谢谢

363
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,201
‪你真是与众不同呢 是吧？

364
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:32,786
‪有一个词可以形容你 但我说不清楚

365
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,344
‪发音很像“煞笔”

366
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:38,957
‪应该一会就能想起来了

367
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,800
‪私家侦探找到你的戒指了吗？

368
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:46,847
‪没有

369
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,930
‪最好的线索突然断掉了

370
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:52,849
‪看来那枚戒指对你很重要

371
00:21:57,899 --> 00:22:00,819
‪我结过婚 很久以前

372
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,195
‪那人叫亚当

373
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:07,276
‪我们俩不是很和谐

374
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,833
‪我跟他爸就更合不来了

375
00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:11,621
‪-我很遗憾
‪-不用

376
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:15,214
‪他们把我赶走以后 我反而觉得解脱

377
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:20,755
‪出来的时候
‪我带走了花园里的一件东西

378
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:23,763
‪我戒指上的钻石

379
00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:28,929
‪那时候的生活 我没有什么眷恋的

380
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,732
‪但我真的很爱那片花园

381
00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:37,443
‪总之

382
00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:41,988
‪那枚戒指能提醒我
‪我不需要亚当和他的家人

383
00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:43,862
‪我不需要任何人

384
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:45,953
‪莉莉

385
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,161
‪你也结婚了 对吧？

386
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,197
‪是啊

387
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:52,120
‪嫁给了我的高中恋人 比尔

388
00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:55,623
‪在他入伍之前 我们结婚了

389
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,000
‪我们每天给彼此写信

390
00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:02,006
‪直到他在瓜达尔卡纳尔岛受伤了

391
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,336
‪但他挺过来了

392
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:07,215
‪一直坚持到了北部的退伍军人医院

393
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,104
‪但医生们没法…

394
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,190
‪我们已经认识一辈子了

395
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:18,107
‪我不敢相信…

396
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:19,979
‪我可能会失去他

397
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:24,315
‪也许我很幸运
‪跟别人没有过这种感情

398
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,453
‪不许那么说

399
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,070
‪我跟比尔的每一天都是恩赐

400
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,947
‪知道我们可能没有多少时间了…

401
00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:37,826
‪只会让那段时光更甜蜜

402
00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:51,048
‪不知道他们为什么管他叫好运拉瑞

403
00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:56,265
‪这间公寓是我见过的最压抑的屋子

404
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,692
‪我可是见过卡夫卡的地狱轮回的

405
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,494
‪你朋友的戒指可能不在这里

406
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:09,951
‪但这里有很多有用的信息

407
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:11,827
‪看到这张皱皱的地毯了吗？

408
00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:15,622
‪我觉得凶手就是在这里给了拉瑞一拳

409
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,368
‪拉瑞向后倒下 倒在这里

410
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,617
‪撞到脑袋

411
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:22,458
‪撞在桌子上 可以看到这些木屑

412
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,009
‪但是…

413
00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:26,922
‪他缓过来了

414
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:32,137
‪他站起来 向凶手冲去 像这样

415
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:34,556
‪他一拳把他打倒

416
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:36,389
‪-抱歉
‪-没事 我喜欢角色扮演

417
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:40,055
‪眼看拉瑞要扭转局势了
‪但凶手拔出一把刀

418
00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:42,476
‪拉瑞…

419
00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:46,026
‪跑到窗前 但窗户打不开

420
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:49,740
‪他试了一下 把窗户拧开了

421
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,370
‪他探出一半身子 这时凶手…

422
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:57,659
‪跑过来 在背后捅了一刀

423
00:24:58,872 --> 00:24:59,872
‪留下了

424
00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:01,245
‪这些血迹

425
00:25:04,085 --> 00:25:04,955
‪然后…

426
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:08,881
‪拉瑞逃进了夜色中

427
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:11,893
‪结果竟然在你家门口断气了

428
00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:15,184
‪我希望能找到更多证据

429
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:17,683
‪查出杀害拉瑞的凶手

430
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,441
‪其实吧

431
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:22,694
‪我可能找到证据了

432
00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:28,148
‪非常昂贵的雪茄 只剩烟头了

433
00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:31,775
‪罗密欧与朱丽叶雪茄
‪温斯顿丘吉尔的最爱…

434
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:34,663
‪-是汤米斯通潘纳托
‪-汤米斯通潘纳托

435
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:47,502
‪所以斯通潘纳托发现
‪好运拉瑞偷走了他女友的戒指…

436
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,587
‪于是冒充买家

437
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:51,419
‪想要拿回戒指

438
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,388
‪然后杀了小偷 为女友报仇

439
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:56,138
‪如果斯通潘纳托这么做
‪是想让莉莉罗斯开心…

440
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,431
‪那怎么不把戒指给她？

441
00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:58,394
‪是啊

442
00:26:27,502 --> 00:26:29,342
‪起床吧 斯通潘纳托

443
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,772
‪难怪他没把戒指给莉莉呢

444
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:54,154
‪看来斯通潘纳托是会叫的狗不咬人

445
00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,330
‪他的心脏被挖走了

446
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,420
‪你觉得是用什么干的？

447
00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:08,669
‪他不像是那种掏心窝的人

448
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:09,882
‪我检查一下地板吧

449
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:20,474
‪看来我们猜对了
‪是斯通潘纳托杀了好运拉瑞

450
00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:23,981
‪跟好运拉瑞背上的刀一样的徽章

451
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:26,849
‪但是谁杀死了斯通潘纳托呢？

452
00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:29,266
‪我觉得我找到答案了

453
00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:31,186
‪一个想要他的心脏

454
00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:33,284
‪以及莉莉罗斯戒指的人

455
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:37,820
‪看来我们来晚了 两样东西都没了

456
00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:41,077
‪谁有胆量杀害斯通潘纳托呢？

457
00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:43,539
‪他脸上的古怪符号又是什么？

458
00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:44,945
‪那是象形文字

459
00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:48,884
‪我觉得是荷鲁斯之眼

460
00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:51,088
‪古埃及文化中的神圣符号

461
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:52,668
‪神圣之眼

462
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,417
‪我以前听说过

463
00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:57,879
‪我知道去哪找这位涂鸦艺术家了

464
00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:16,244
‪-你们好呀
‪-吓死我了

465
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,320
‪你们是来…

466
00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:22,242
‪找书的吗？

467
00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:25,696
‪是啊 我们是来…

468
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,790
‪找书的

469
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:33,546
‪我还以为你是来参加秘密仪式的

470
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:35,625
‪抱歉 我朋友是新来的

471
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,804
‪我们就是来参加秘密仪式的

472
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:41,264
‪麻烦给我们指指路吧

473
00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:42,854
‪进去那扇门

474
00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:45,516
‪如果你们还没有邮购长袍

475
00:28:45,598 --> 00:28:47,678
‪衣架上还有一些

476
00:28:50,353 --> 00:28:51,193
‪太好了

477
00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:52,361
‪谢谢

478
00:29:06,494 --> 00:29:10,294
{\an8}‪（找大祭司 请按铃）

479
00:29:16,045 --> 00:29:18,665
‪牛逼梅尔文 听候您的差遣！

480
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,427
‪这地方怎么回事呀？

481
00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:22,508
‪认证牧师 神谕

482
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,804
‪萨满 治安官

483
00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:26,348
‪能为您效劳吗?

484
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,351
‪解除诅咒？治愈严重皮疹？

485
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:31,853
‪我有一条爱情魔咒
‪保证让你在50步之内找到真爱

486
00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:34,306
‪我们想要的东西 不是这种小儿科

487
00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:38,646
‪一种埃及仪式 可能包括剜掉心脏

488
00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:45,952
‪你们想要阿努比斯仪式呀

489
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:49,868
‪是啊 没错 就要那个

490
00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:50,834
‪很好

491
00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:53,115
‪看那边！

492
00:29:57,837 --> 00:29:59,917
‪只需要12美元

493
00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:02,756
‪我们的豪华阿奴比斯仪式

494
00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:05,762
‪包括仪式面具 两名侍僧

495
00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:08,055
‪一个用维斯塔贞女的皮肤做的鼓

496
00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:09,929
‪一把镀金的祭祀匕首

497
00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:11,176
‪以及一只…

498
00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:13,519
‪活鸡！

499
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,269
‪小鸡的结局总是这么惨

500
00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:19,649
‪或者你们可能会喜欢

501
00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:21,244
‪我们的实惠版

502
00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:24,659
‪只需要6美元！

503
00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:27,776
‪为了您的方便
‪小鸡的心脏已经提前取好了

504
00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:30,037
‪按照传统来说 不是特别精确

505
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:33,539
‪但是相当血腥
‪我的老朋友图坦卡蒙会喜欢的

506
00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:37,383
‪在现代 我们被教导要惧怕死亡

507
00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:40,209
‪但是古人知道死亡…

508
00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:42,050
‪是力量的象征

509
00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:46,885
‪你杀死斯通潘纳托

510
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,270
‪双手捧着他的心脏时
‪你觉得自己很强大吗？

511
00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:55,308
‪有人把斯通潘纳托杀死了吗？

512
00:30:57,230 --> 00:31:00,280
‪你们…你们不会觉得跟我有关吧？

513
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:02,068
‪是啊 我们就是那么想的

514
00:31:02,151 --> 00:31:05,071
‪是啊 告诉我们吧 牛逼梅尔文

515
00:31:05,613 --> 00:31:07,413
‪你想要什么？

516
00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:11,372
‪-我…
‪-是啊…

517
00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:12,292
‪想要…

518
00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:13,909
‪是啊

519
00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:16,334
‪1941年产的庞蒂亚克鱼雷汽车

520
00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:22,094
‪八缸引擎 103马力

521
00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:25,551
‪三分钟加速到60迈 而且…

522
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:27,756
‪经济实惠

523
00:31:28,344 --> 00:31:30,854
‪每周举行几次这样的豪华仪式

524
00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:33,600
‪到处摆放几件圣物

525
00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:35,733
‪等到夏天 我就能开车上路了

526
00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:40,320
‪你杀死了斯通潘纳托
‪然后偷走了我的朋友莉莉丝的戒指

527
00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:43,738
‪别想开车上路了 先去市区出庭吧

528
00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:45,068
‪等一下 兄弟

529
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,607
‪你是说莉莉丝的戒指吗？

530
00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:48,987
‪因为我的客户…

531
00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:54,124
‪教区居民…愿意出高价购买
‪哪怕只是勉强过得去的赝品

532
00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:55,413
‪我们可以平分利润

533
00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:58,326
‪长生不老的物件是最畅销的

534
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,956
‪你的教区居民能证明你的行踪吗？

535
00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:03,335
‪从今天中午到下午六点

536
00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:04,761
‪当然 我就在这里

537
00:32:04,839 --> 00:32:06,839
‪我解读了四次塔罗牌

538
00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:08,514
‪一次驱魔

539
00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:11,550
‪还有一次成年礼

540
00:32:12,388 --> 00:32:13,968
‪斯通潘纳托的心脏被挖出来了

541
00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:16,097
‪就像你的小鸡骗局一样

542
00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:17,734
‪所以如果不是你杀了他

543
00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:19,654
‪那一定是你的顾客

544
00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:22,189
‪你跟他们说过莉莉丝戒指的事吗？

545
00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:26,033
‪当然了 这几年
‪我一直在卖莉莉丝坟墓的地图 但是…

546
00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:28,819
‪但是买家都穿着长袍 我分不清是谁

547
00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:33,236
‪好吧 完全是浪费时间

548
00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:38,865
‪恐怕我们走进死胡同了

549
00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:41,962
‪听到几条关于心脏的俏皮话
‪大笑过几次 但是…

550
00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:45,295
‪看来你要跟戒指永别了

551
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:50,586
‪要不我用其他方式来还你的人情吧？

552
00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:56,218
‪一座城堡 一座私人岛 一座金山？

553
00:32:56,599 --> 00:32:59,729
‪你可以随心所欲 我就是你的门房

554
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,733
‪几千年了 路西法

555
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,940
‪那枚戒指一直跟着我

556
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:10,030
‪能让我记得自己是谁

557
00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:13,318
‪为什么要做那些事

558
00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:16,790
‪你是说 为什么把孩子送到地狱吗？

559
00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:19,370
‪我给了你一支军队！

560
00:33:19,455 --> 00:33:21,665
‪我从没要求过的军队

561
00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,173
‪以及…

562
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:25,836
‪我当时不知道自己需要的军队

563
00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:31,967
‪但是…如果没有他们 我将永远孤独…

564
00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:35,299
‪为此 我将永远感激你

565
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:40,558
‪所以我很抱歉 没能找到你的戒指

566
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,193
‪我也是

567
00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:50,284
‪所以…

568
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:54,074
‪大家到底是怎么知道

569
00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:56,447
‪戒指能让你长生不老的？

570
00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:05,169
‪我搭上了
‪一位探险家穿越美洲的顺风车

571
00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:06,746
‪赫尔南科尔特斯

572
00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:10,876
‪他痴迷黄金 无论走到哪里
‪都会带去杀戮和恐惧

573
00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:11,965
‪特别扫兴的人

574
00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:19,769
‪我们到达以后 我就跟他散伙了
‪找到了一位迷人的阿兹特克战士

575
00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:21,771
‪蒙特苏马

576
00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:27,189
‪我们喝了几杯 他问我是不是处女

577
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,400
‪我说是的
‪因为这总能让西班牙人兴奋起来

578
00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:33,493
‪没等我回过神来

579
00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:36,161
‪就有几个教士把我扔进了火山

580
00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:37,947
‪我活下来了…

581
00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:42,036
‪有人把这件事写在了石碑上
‪你知道这些事情是怎么开始的

582
00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:44,254
‪是啊

583
00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:46,129
‪人类啊

584
00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:49,384
‪我不介意看到小偷脸上的表情

585
00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:52,632
‪当他们意识到
‪那枚戒指根本没用的时候

586
00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:53,545
‪等等

587
00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:56,761
‪戒指根本没有用

588
00:34:57,553 --> 00:35:00,683
‪这意味着小偷会想办法让它起效

589
00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:06,516
‪莉莉丝 我想到找回戒指的办法了

590
00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:11,068
‪我们只需要一个大祭司
‪一个珠宝商和一个分散注意力的人

591
00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:20,994
‪多亏我认识的一位大祭司
‪兼魔法学校的新生

592
00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:22,907
‪我已经散布流言说

593
00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:25,405
‪只有跟这个俗气的手镯搭配
‪戒指才能发挥效力

594
00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:28,128
‪所以偷走戒指的人就会回来偷…

595
00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:29,539
‪手镯

596
00:35:30,002 --> 00:35:31,502
‪小偷会等着你上台

597
00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:33,707
‪然后像以前一样 偷偷溜进化妆间

598
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:36,338
‪只不过 这次杰克会在旁边盯着

599
00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:39,135
‪杰克抓住小偷 小偷交出戒指

600
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:42,060
‪不用很久
‪那一小块伊甸园就会回到你的手指上

601
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,140
‪回到属于它的地方了

602
00:35:49,605 --> 00:35:50,515
‪嘿

603
00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:56,988
‪很感谢你这么做

604
00:35:57,071 --> 00:35:59,241
‪你的朋友路西法说你需要我

605
00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:02,237
‪但这一切结束后
‪我要乘大巴去得梅因

606
00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:04,246
‪我要搬回娘家住了

607
00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:09,632
‪好吧…

608
00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:13,208
‪莉莉给出信号以后 你就拿走手镯

609
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:15,296
‪-好吗？
‪-然后我就在俱乐部里晃一圈

610
00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:18,505
‪然后带回化妆间 放在保险柜里

611
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:20,600
‪等等

612
00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:24,683
‪一定…

613
00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:27,437
‪要小心 好吗？

614
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,978
‪我需要的 不只是这么一句话 杰克

615
00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:39,407
‪在人间这么久…

616
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:43,161
‪你跟人类接触过吗？

617
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,285
‪我跟上千人接触过

618
00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:48,960
‪有一次 我和卡里古拉玩过多人呢

619
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,420
‪-有37个人…
‪-我不是说做爱 路西法

620
00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:55,167
‪我是说…

621
00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:57,722
‪动感情

622
00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:01,302
‪完全没有

623
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,810
‪如果我想动感情 那可以说是奇迹了

624
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,559
‪我敢肯定 我父亲不会再让我那样了

625
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:08,732
‪怎么问这个？

626
00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,096
‪我就是好奇

627
00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:18,573
‪我老婆就是最好的例子！

628
00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:25,951
‪亚伯甘茨 曼哈顿最幽默的人！

629
00:37:30,706 --> 00:37:31,866
‪有客人特别要求

630
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:35,378
‪所以我要唱一首 我一直喜欢的歌曲

631
00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:38,510
‪其实吧…

632
00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:41,181
‪一角钱

633
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:45,599
‪直到刚才
‪我才真正明白这首歌的含义

634
00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:51,519
‪抱歉了 各位

635
00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:54,856
‪总是戴着这东西 总是磕磕碰碰的

636
00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:58,818
‪开始之前 先让我换换装束吧？

637
00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:05,118
‪麻烦放到我的保险柜 可以吗？

638
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:24,916
‪路西法晨星！

639
00:40:30,302 --> 00:40:31,222
‪杰克！

640
00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:34,272
‪谢天谢地 你没事

641
00:40:34,348 --> 00:40:36,598
‪莉莉的化妆间 进去一个男人

642
00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:39,896
‪就像你说的
‪我让他看到我把手镯放进保险柜了

643
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:42,114
‪快去呀 别让他跑了！

644
00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:43,730
‪你真是天使 雪莉

645
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:45,565
‪-快走吧
‪-好的

646
00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:57,407
‪举起手来

647
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:01,288
‪后退

648
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:03,463
‪慢慢后退

649
00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:07,415
‪转过身来

650
00:41:13,929 --> 00:41:16,099
‪是你杀死汤米斯通潘纳托的？

651
00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:17,642
‪戒指也是我拿走的

652
00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:24,900
‪我执行了阿努比斯仪式
‪来释放它的远古力量

653
00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:26,943
‪现在…

654
00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:28,742
‪我…

655
00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:30,400
‪已经是…

656
00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:32,874
‪不死之身了！

657
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:37,947
‪这就是杀死斯通潘纳托的疯子

658
00:41:38,037 --> 00:41:39,867
‪威利？没想到你真能做出来这种事

659
00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:42,785
‪拉瑞不应该把戒指卖给斯通潘纳托

660
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,214
‪他们都不知道戒指的能力

661
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,836
‪我可是都清楚

662
00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:53,465
‪是我雇好运拉瑞去偷戒指的

663
00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:56,180
‪把枪放下 把戒指交给我

664
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:04,364
‪格蒂

665
00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:05,358
‪你怎么能这样？

666
00:42:05,439 --> 00:42:07,269
‪因为这是我的计划

667
00:42:08,317 --> 00:42:09,647
‪是我追查到戒指的下落

668
00:42:09,735 --> 00:42:13,485
‪我告诉好运拉瑞怎么偷走
‪什么时候偷走

669
00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:16,912
‪我还告诉他 只要把戒指给我
‪保险柜里的其他东西都归他

670
00:42:17,826 --> 00:42:18,786
‪结果他怎么做的？

671
00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:22,791
‪卖给一个单相思的黑帮
‪结果被他杀死了

672
00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:23,873
‪暂停一下

673
00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:26,338
‪所以格蒂和威利都知道戒指的事

674
00:42:26,418 --> 00:42:27,838
‪是牛逼梅尔文说的吗？

675
00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:29,052
‪没错

676
00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:33,086
‪格蒂雇了好运拉瑞去偷戒指

677
00:42:33,175 --> 00:42:37,505
‪但他背叛了她
‪以高价卖给了斯通潘纳托

678
00:42:37,846 --> 00:42:40,266
‪但斯通潘纳托把拉瑞杀死了
‪以此作为报复

679
00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:42,269
‪因为他偷走了自己女友的东西？

680
00:42:42,351 --> 00:42:43,941
‪是啊 但是…

681
00:42:44,019 --> 00:42:45,689
‪斯通潘纳托很不幸

682
00:42:45,771 --> 00:42:48,401
‪香肠王子威利也想要戒指

683
00:42:48,482 --> 00:42:50,362
‪还想挖出暴徒的心

684
00:42:50,442 --> 00:42:54,152
‪进行了真实版的牛逼梅尔文的
‪假冒祭礼仪式

685
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:55,528
‪以让戒指发挥效力

686
00:42:58,117 --> 00:43:00,407
‪算了吧 翠丝 这是唐人街

687
00:43:00,494 --> 00:43:01,794
‪你说什么？

688
00:43:02,371 --> 00:43:05,121
‪没什么 你要不要把故事听完呢？

689
00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:07,788
‪我不想伤害任何人

690
00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:09,747
‪但我要救比尔

691
00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:12,377
‪珠宝救不了你的丈夫

692
00:43:12,464 --> 00:43:13,594
‪-格蒂
‪-你在撒谎！

693
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:15,180
‪你在撒谎

694
00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:17,469
‪那天晚上 我在巷子里看见你了

695
00:43:17,886 --> 00:43:19,046
‪那次交火 你也身在其中

696
00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:21,848
‪斯通潘纳托的人
‪和布鲁克林大桥黑帮交火

697
00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:26,598
‪你身中好几枪 还能逃走

698
00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:27,517
‪我明白了

699
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:30,475
‪但那跟魔法戒指没有关系

700
00:43:31,317 --> 00:43:32,527
‪根本没有什么魔法戒指

701
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:33,650
‪不可能

702
00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:36,986
‪让我们把戒指问题彻底解决吧

703
00:43:37,072 --> 00:43:37,912
‪什么？

704
00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:43,501
‪你开枪打我！

705
00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:44,409
‪是啊 没错

706
00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:46,079
‪我要流血至死了

707
00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:47,827
‪流血至死

708
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:52,799
‪一个热爱战争的人 竟然这么喊疼

709
00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:00,009
‪这不是真的

710
00:44:03,807 --> 00:44:04,847
‪我没法救他

711
00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:06,693
‪当然不行了

712
00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:11,436
‪所以为什么要冒险这样做？

713
00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:13,694
‪格蒂 你可能会丧命的

714
00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:18,071
‪我的肚子

715
00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:19,365
‪我们终有一死 莉莉

716
00:44:21,408 --> 00:44:22,448
‪无所谓的

717
00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:26,211
‪事实是…

718
00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:30,998
‪我宁愿为了拯救爱人而死

719
00:44:33,545 --> 00:44:35,205
‪也不想一个人长生不老

720
00:44:44,598 --> 00:44:45,928
‪格蒂

721
00:44:49,853 --> 00:44:51,773
‪我那么有钱 不能进监狱！

722
00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:53,111
‪不行！

723
00:44:53,565 --> 00:44:55,855
‪联系我爸爸！联系我爸！

724
00:44:57,653 --> 00:44:59,743
‪联系我爸！

725
00:45:04,618 --> 00:45:06,248
‪我们有两种选择

726
00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:10,415
‪我们可以让香肠王子得到报应

727
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:12,419
‪把其他事情都嫁祸给斯通潘纳托

728
00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:14,711
‪或者我们也可以供出女酒保

729
00:45:15,921 --> 00:45:17,841
‪要不要起诉 都听你的

730
00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:28,518
‪比尔命不久矣 让她好好陪着他吧

731
00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:37,940
‪你真是怪人 但是…

732
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,066
‪这段经历很有趣呢

733
00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:43,070
‪好好保重吧 孩子

734
00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:46,655
‪你也是 老家伙

735
00:45:53,959 --> 00:45:55,039
‪雪莉

736
00:45:57,713 --> 00:45:58,963
‪你的大巴是几点的？

737
00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:01,379
‪午夜的

738
00:46:05,012 --> 00:46:05,892
‪是哦

739
00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:09,599
‪如果你抓紧时间 还是能赶上的

740
00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:13,766
‪是啊

741
00:46:20,652 --> 00:46:21,532
‪雪莉！

742
00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:29,115
‪我…

743
00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:31,997
‪我在想…

744
00:46:33,999 --> 00:46:35,499
‪如果你愿意…

745
00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:39,839
‪也许我可以跟你一起去

746
00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:43,844
‪得梅因路途很远呢 杰克

747
00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:47,143
‪很好啊

748
00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:50,678
‪我们正好可以聊聊

749
00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:54,097
‪快过来

750
00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:07,618
‪好了 戒指拿回来了 人情还上了

751
00:47:07,699 --> 00:47:09,159
‪几百年后再见吧

752
00:47:13,121 --> 00:47:14,001
‪不

753
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:17,791
‪好吧 你真会讨价还价
‪那就再给你一座城堡吧

754
00:47:18,377 --> 00:47:21,707
‪我在奥地利有一套22间卧室的城堡
‪几乎没有遭到轰炸

755
00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:24,261
‪我不想要城堡

756
00:47:24,341 --> 00:47:26,431
‪你在给我出难题呢

757
00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:28,181
‪科尔特斯

758
00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:31,273
‪蒙特苏马

759
00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,228
‪香肠王子威利

760
00:47:34,142 --> 00:47:36,232
‪他们都想长生不老

761
00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:41,021
‪但他们已经有了更珍贵的东西

762
00:47:42,734 --> 00:47:44,154
‪格蒂说得没错

763
00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:47,486
‪知道终有一死

764
00:47:49,449 --> 00:47:51,489
‪让剩下的时光变得有意义

765
00:47:52,619 --> 00:47:54,829
‪让他们彼此心心相系

766
00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:59,376
‪让他们变得勇敢
‪即使不需要那么勇敢

767
00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:03,668
‪我觉得我长生不老的时间够久了

768
00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:22,072
‪我想交给你

769
00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:27,912
‪你这么做了 就没法反悔了

770
00:48:29,031 --> 00:48:30,371
‪你确定吗？

771
00:48:32,618 --> 00:48:33,488
‪只有一件事

772
00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:35,827
‪你还真是没完没了呢 是吧？

773
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:38,580
‪尽管我想 现在会了

774
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:44,839
‪你想让我带你的孩子来跟你道别吗？

775
00:48:46,548 --> 00:48:48,548
‪让他们在地狱学到的东西
‪都白费了吗？

776
00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:50,301
‪不要这样

777
00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:52,795
‪我的孩子都是完美的

778
00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:54,852
‪他们不能…

779
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:57,886
‪不能因为没有家而被驱逐

780
00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:01,444
‪不能因为没有家人而被遗弃

781
00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:04,689
‪他们永远不会被赶出众所周知的花园

782
00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:07,105
‪你不能告诉他们
‪我今天做了什么 路西法

783
00:49:09,529 --> 00:49:11,619
‪要继续让他们坚不可摧

784
00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:13,948
‪好的 我答应你

785
00:49:15,827 --> 00:49:16,697
‪好吧

786
00:49:17,245 --> 00:49:19,115
‪我没想过我会这么说 但是…

787
00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:21,707
‪祝你余生开心

788
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:29,930
‪也祝福你

789
00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:55,406
{\an8}‪（剧终）

790
00:49:58,370 --> 00:50:01,000
‪那枚戒指里有莉莉丝的永生能力吗？

791
00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:04,078
‪是啊

792
00:50:04,584 --> 00:50:05,844
‪应该是的

793
00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:11,344
‪不过对我而言 它唯一特别的地方是…

794
00:50:13,385 --> 00:50:15,095
‪它能让我想起一位老朋友

795
00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,683
‪杰克和雪莉后来怎么样了？

796
00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:21,983
‪他们从此过着幸福的生活吗？

797
00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:25,060
‪他们搬到了得梅因 所以…

798
00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:26,112
‪也许不会吧

799
00:50:27,941 --> 00:50:31,821
‪我妈妈说
‪解决问题的唯一方法就是直面问题

800
00:50:33,071 --> 00:50:36,281
‪我敢打赌 杰克和雪莉路上一直聊
‪已经和好如初了

801
00:50:37,951 --> 00:50:38,791
‪是啊

802
00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:40,502
‪是啊 也许是吧

803
00:50:42,164 --> 00:50:43,004
‪好了

804
00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:44,672
‪故事时间结束了

805
00:50:54,092 --> 00:50:56,472
‪谢谢 路西法 刚才很开心

806
00:50:56,928 --> 00:50:58,558
‪嗯 不用夸大其辞

807
00:51:07,355 --> 00:51:08,725
‪故事都记下来了吗？

808
00:51:16,948 --> 00:51:18,578
‪你学得不赖嘛 孩子

809
00:51:22,996 --> 00:51:25,866
‪很久以前 恶魔来到纽约

810
00:51:26,541 --> 00:51:28,671
‪那一年是1946年

811
00:51:32,422 --> 00:51:34,262
‪（里诺 世上最大的小城）

812
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:13,629
‪你是莉莉罗斯吗？

813
00:52:17,425 --> 00:52:18,635
‪你是谁？

814
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:21,560
‪是我

815
00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:23,386
‪麦兹肯

816
00:52:26,518 --> 00:52:30,438
‪路西法告诉你我在这里 是吧？

817
00:52:32,023 --> 00:52:35,783
‪还以为恶魔更能保守秘密呢

818
00:52:35,861 --> 00:52:38,281
‪不是 我是自己找来的

819
00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:39,243
‪难道你…

820
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,777
‪一直住在这里吗？

821
00:52:42,367 --> 00:52:44,907
‪我想尝试一些事 但没成功

822
00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:46,866
‪就这样吗？

823
00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:49,084
‪你就想跟我说这些吗？

824
00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,593
‪你想要我做什么？

825
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:55,170
‪我想来看看你

826
00:52:56,548 --> 00:52:57,378
‪我…

827
00:52:59,968 --> 00:53:02,258
‪我想知道你为什么抛弃我们

828
00:53:04,222 --> 00:53:05,642
‪为什么抛弃我

829
00:53:07,392 --> 00:53:10,272
‪我是想让你坚强 而且我成功了

830
00:53:11,646 --> 00:53:13,106
‪看看你啊

831
00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:17,570
‪我可以看出来 你不需要任何人

832
00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:25,041
‪是啊

833
00:53:26,578 --> 00:53:27,408
‪看看我啊

834
00:54:33,186 --> 00:54:35,106
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