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‪嗨，女士們

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‪女士，只有一位啊

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‪妳母親呢？

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‪我今天要待在爸爸家

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‪今天是遊戲之夜耶

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‪警探都會來遊戲之夜的

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‪以前都會
‪也許就是這樣她才不回簡訊

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‪天下的父母都是謎團

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‪這點我同意

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‪她沒提過自己是禮物的事吧？

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‪上帝的禮物？

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‪因為如果這是癥結所在

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‪這其實沒她想的那麼困擾

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‪這些大人問題

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‪我並沒興趣聽

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‪而且誰在乎我媽在哪裡？

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‪我就在乎啊

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‪今晚是遊戲之夜，翠絲我也到場了

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‪那我們可以玩大富翁

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‪不要，兩個人玩大富翁不好玩

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‪好吧，妳說服了我

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‪既然今晚可能是我在世上最後一晚

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‪那我們就去酒吧

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‪我父母會不開心的

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‪是喔？聽起來像大人問題

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‪你可以說故事給我聽啊

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‪我看來像兒童節目的羅傑斯先生？

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‪你不用編故事

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‪你可以告訴我…

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‪這把匕首的故事

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‪這拿來殺過人嗎？

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‪還沒有

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‪這能用嗎？

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‪看妳問的是誰

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‪那這個呢？

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‪修指甲嗎？

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‪只是簡單的修整打亮

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‪我問的是你的戒指
‪告訴我你戒指的故事

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‪除非你寧願談手銬的故事

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‪妳還真會談判，是吧？

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‪好吧

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‪那就只有今晚限定…

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‪頂樓公寓的說故事時間到

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‪我媽媽總會先說“很久很久以前”

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‪是嗎？

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‪那好吧…

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‪很久很久以前

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‪惡魔來到了紐約市

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‪那一年

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‪是1946年

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‪那個時代真棒

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‪男士會戴帽，裙擺越來越高

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‪犯罪率也越來越高

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‪食物限量配給結束了
‪士兵從戰場返鄉

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‪處處飄著爵士樂，處處充滿機會

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‪有個老友聯繫了我

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‪要我跟她在花園俱樂部見面小酌

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‪（花園俱樂部）

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‪花園俱樂部是曼哈頓最流行的地點

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‪因為這裡有最棒的歌手

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‪整座城都認得出她的歌聲
‪但只有我知道她的真名

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‪莉莉絲

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‪等等，莉莉絲是誰？

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‪麥茲的母親

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‪她們長得很像，但兩人都不會承認的

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‪我受夠裝純潔

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‪受夠了

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‪不被追逐

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‪像尋找自己等級的同夥

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‪我想去追惡魔，我想變邪惡

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‪這就是我

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‪我想把怒氣發洩

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‪我想變邪惡

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‪玩遊戲當作弊賊

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‪我想變壞

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‪我想說謊亂掰

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‪我想變卑鄙

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‪也想丟泥團派

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‪在劇院裡

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‪我想換座椅

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‪就能踩別人的腳，我好故意

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‪我想變邪惡

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‪我想裝壞

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‪我想唱歌，跟哭的人一樣哀哀哎

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‪我想變可怕

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‪我想喝酒

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‪不管我有什麼

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‪我都想要失去

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‪我想變邪惡

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‪小小邪惡的我沒得比

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‪卑鄙又邪惡

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‪可以

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‪多壞

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‪就多壞

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‪你以為自己在幹嘛？小子

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‪我只是要跟朋友敘舊

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‪你不該那樣盯著莉莉羅絲看

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‪她是史堂潘納托的女人

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‪退下吧，小子們

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‪相信我

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‪你們不會想跟這人鬥的

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‪你們兩個渾蛋去倒杯汽水喝吧

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‪對了，還有…

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‪告訴湯米

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‪我才不是誰的女人

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‪我們多久沒見了？

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‪真不敢相信，上次見到妳…

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‪是瑪麗安東尼的初次社交舞會

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‪她還真的轟轟烈烈出櫃了

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‪她的下場真可惜

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‪那妳這幾百年來都做了些什麼？

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‪唱歌、狂歡

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‪在各家酒吧鬧事

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‪一切都好極了

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‪結果有人偷了我戒指

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‪真不幸

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‪我們何不做點健康的事來分心
‪讓妳開心點？

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‪我們可以租間妓院，搶個銀行

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‪海明威進了城，他總很風趣

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‪我不確定妳能穿這種衣服出去

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‪路西法，那只戒指是這整個宇宙間

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‪對我唯一有意義的東西

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‪我要弄回戒指

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‪你則得幫我忙

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‪我何必要幫妳忙？

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‪因為是你欠我的情

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‪對，是那個情

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‪惡魔破案

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‪真是我聽過最誇張的事

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{\an8}‪因為我這時還沒當警察顧問
‪所以我需要幫助

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{\an8}‪需要專業的幫助

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{\an8}‪傑克是我很久以前認識的硬漢

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{\an8}‪他從戰後就有點亂七八糟的

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‪但提到破案，這行無人能出其右

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‪等等

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{\an8}‪為什麼偵探要是男的？

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{\an8}‪我媽媽就常破案

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{\an8}‪好吧

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{\an8}‪我剛剛說…

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‪（私家偵探 傑克門羅）

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{\an8}‪什麼風把路西法晨星吹來了？

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‪有何貴幹？

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{\an8}‪我需要找回一件遭竊的珍貴稀世珠寶

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{\an8}‪（城裡最美聲）

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{\an8}‪切確來說…

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‪是這只戒指

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‪等等，先暫停一下

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{\an8}‪你該說的是你戒指的故事

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{\an8}‪你的戒指是黑色的

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{\an8}‪妳到底想不想聽故事？

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{\an8}‪因為我去酒吧待，也會很開心

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‪好啦，繼續說吧

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{\an8}‪謝謝妳

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{\an8}‪那麼…

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{\an8}‪我又為什麼要調查這事？

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{\an8}‪好吧，我就洗耳恭聽

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{\an8}‪戒指最後一次現蹤是哪裡？

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{\an8}‪聽好了

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{\an8}‪這裡龍蛇雜處

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{\an8}‪隨時可能出問題，待在我身後

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{\an8}‪別擔心，我也是見過大風大浪的

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{\an8}‪是嗎？你最近幹掉過幾個納粹？

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{\an8}‪稍息吧，士兵

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{\an8}‪如果要打架，我保證會讓你獨樂樂

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{\an8}‪那麼…

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{\an8}‪要先問哪個遊手好閒的傢伙？

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{\an8}‪當然是誰都會第一個找上的對象

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{\an8}‪（感謝聆聽，艾爾卡彭）

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‪我馬上來

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‪你們要喝什麼？

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‪琴酒？龍舌蘭？

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‪我們在找莉莉羅絲戒指的蛛絲馬跡

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‪妳知道是誰摸走的嗎？

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‪聽說啊…

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{\an8}‪有個陌生人在戒指消失那晚

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{\an8}‪在莉莉的更衣室徘徊

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{\an8}‪他是個叫幸運賴瑞的小賊

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‪妳能描述他外表嗎？

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‪好啊，他很帥，又蠻壯的

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‪短髮，下巴堅毅

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‪他常穿套素藍西裝…對了

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‪還戴著副眼罩

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‪妳大可先說眼罩的事

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‪好

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‪嘿

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‪看到那傢伙了嗎？

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‪那傢伙看來像個想通風報信的線人

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‪你在這裡坐穩了

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‪我要去跟他談談

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‪好樣的

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‪我正想來一杯

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‪我是私家調查員傑克門羅

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‪你有幸運賴瑞的情報嗎？

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‪我在這附近看過他

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‪很帥、蠻壯的、下巴堅毅

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‪-眼罩？
‪-就是那傢伙！

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‪聽著

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‪我不想惹麻煩
‪但你要是五分鐘後在後門跟我會合

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‪我可能有情報給你

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‪好

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‪哎呀

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‪看來線人跑了

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‪他會現身的

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‪你有什麼要說的？

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‪嘿，你們該注意背後

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‪又是你們？

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‪天啊，你真的不要我插手？

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‪光站著不幫忙，感覺有點沒風度

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‪我收回這句話

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‪替您把他們暖好當靶了
‪史堂潘納托先生

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‪謝了，小子們

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‪等等

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‪喔，拜託

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‪你不是說史堂潘納托“先生”？

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‪“先生”是男的

217
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‪妳不是要求這個故事要性別平衡？

218
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,357
‪我只是遵守妳的指示

219
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‪也許你們在納悶
‪我今晚幹嘛找你們來

220
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‪是這樣的…

221
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‪我不喜歡有人在我俱樂部裡打探

222
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,051
‪僭越他人地盤調查

223
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‪所以呢…

224
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,551
‪你們要是能克制點…

225
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,720
‪那就感激不盡

226
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‪因為下一次…

227
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‪我就不會這麼仁慈了

228
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,903
‪也就是說，再犯就死定了

229
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,820
‪至於你呢…

230
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:49,044
‪你該慶幸自己是莉莉的朋友

231
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‪但別跟她貼太近

232
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‪祝兩位晚安

233
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‪走吧，小子們

234
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,808
‪感謝你照應了我背後

235
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:15,443
‪但是你叫我待在你背後的

236
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‪這很難的，因為你老被打倒在地上

237
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:21,817
‪那現在要怎麼辦？

238
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,699
‪我們早上再去找幸運賴瑞常去的地方

239
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,832
‪小賊跟假錢幣一樣

240
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‪早晚會現身的

241
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‪那好

242
00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:36,714
‪我就去城裡享樂跳舞吧

243
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,803
‪你大概有自己的事要忙吧

244
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:42,014
‪可不是嗎？

245
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,126
‪人生就是場大派對

246
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:47,635
{\an8}‪（私家偵探 傑克門羅）

247
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‪我可不知道傑克和妻子雪莉
‪正處於婚姻危機

248
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,179
‪馬鈴薯好吃嗎？

249
00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:01,152
‪我用鮮奶油做的，就是你喜歡的口味

250
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,328
‪你眼睛怎麼了？

251
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:13,541
‪沒事

252
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,173
‪傑克，我知道你還在氣我

253
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,498
‪-但你不能就…
‪-不好意思

254
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,383
‪我沒胃口了

255
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:26,006
‪連在家裡都不得安寧

256
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,441
‪幸運賴瑞？

257
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,908
‪再說一次那個名字

258
00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:00,456
‪我得說，妳穿這件洋裝顏色真美

259
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:04,335
‪何不放下髒碗盤
‪跟我去科帕卡巴納俱樂部跳舞？

260
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,841
‪你人真好，晨星先生，可是…

261
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,126
‪我已經有舞伴了

262
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,298
‪至少我本以為我有舞伴

263
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,305
‪好，謝了

264
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:23,188
‪你要是識好歹，就別碰我妻子

265
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,403
‪我還以為你不會介意

266
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,073
‪我來之後，還沒看你跟她說過半句話

267
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,992
‪我剛和線人通過電話

268
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:32,911
‪顯然幸運賴瑞昨天在碼頭跟人打架

269
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:37,293
‪對方是繼承香腸事業的威廉金凱能

270
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,580
‪大家都叫他香腸王子威利

271
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‪聽起來像個正直的傢伙

272
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,415
‪我們一早再去找他麻煩

273
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‪傑克

274
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,297
‪你要去哪裡？

275
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,223
‪我要…

276
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,550
‪我一大早就要出門，所以…

277
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,007
‪我就…

278
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,352
‪在辦公室睡吧

279
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:04,105
‪你太座做了什麼，害你這麼不開心？

280
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,438
‪她背著你偷人？

281
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,401
‪踢了你的狗？弄壞你最愛的襯衫？

282
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‪以上皆非

283
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,660
‪幾週前…

284
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,202
‪我跟軍旅朋友出門，然後…

285
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,578
‪幾杯黃湯下肚後，隊長說…

286
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:25,456
‪“你和雪莉是我花過最值得的20元”

287
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:31,125
‪我以為雪莉和我
‪那天在公共圖書館相遇

288
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,136
‪是宿命安排

289
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,387
‪結果呢…

290
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,103
‪只不過是為了錢

291
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,563
‪-雪莉本是應召女？
‪-對

292
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:41,562
‪沒錯

293
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:44,313
‪她最後一次接客
‪就是幫我解戰後彈震症

294
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:45,685
‪哎呀

295
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,898
‪你還真幸運！

296
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,943
‪你妻子跟數十
‪甚至數百男子身經百戰

297
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,528
‪讓你受益良多…

298
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:57,198
‪消防員、酒保
‪水手、園遊會拉客者…

299
00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:58,414
‪閉嘴，我懂啦

300
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,867
‪如果你這麼不開心
‪幹嘛不打包離開？

301
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:06,586
‪因為我愛她，她也說她愛我

302
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:11,508
‪發現人生中最美的邂逅
‪竟是由謊言揭幕

303
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,760
‪就像在流沙上蓋房子

304
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,426
‪早晚會崩解的

305
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,852
‪抱歉，我在做白日夢

306
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,483
‪因為你的問題真是無聊到極點

307
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,774
‪你有想過，忘掉不就好了嗎？

308
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,030
‪我有沒有想過忘掉就好？

309
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:33,986
‪這就是你的建議？

310
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:39,121
‪就我經驗來說
‪問題就如同聖經銷售員或…

311
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,658
‪菜花

312
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,083
‪要是裝成那東西不在
‪早晚就會消失的

313
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,554
‪妳就不能先畫劍嗎？

314
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,183
‪劍重得誇張

315
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,010
‪也許你想休息一下，先生

316
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:00,009
‪對

317
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:05,731
‪你何不坐下呢，威利？

318
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,311
‪你們是誰？

319
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,016
‪我是私家偵探傑克門羅

320
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,106
‪我是惡魔路西法晨星

321
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:12,902
‪卡米娜！

322
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:14,570
‪上茶！

323
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,075
‪我好友佛洛伊德
‪分析你這香腸癮會很開心的

324
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:24,867
‪戒指在哪裡？

325
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:26,671
‪什麼？

326
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,328
‪算了，我自己來找吧

327
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,254
‪你在幹什麼？

328
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,301
‪他在幹什麼？

329
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,049
‪你能告訴我他在幹什麼嗎？

330
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,429
‪嘿，要是我就不會擔心

331
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,142
‪我會擔心的是

332
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:42,388
‪聽說你昨天在碼頭跟人吵得兇了

333
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,223
‪對方是個叫幸運賴瑞的傢伙

334
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:45,887
‪那又怎樣？

335
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,768
‪幸運賴瑞偷了我朋友的戒指
‪然後他卻死了

336
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,475
‪他從背後被昂貴的刀子刺殺

337
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,743
‪等等，你認為我殺了他？

338
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,525
‪我才不會

339
00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:01,238
‪我大可以殺了他，但我沒殺他

340
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,035
‪我也不知道什麼戒指的事

341
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:05,118
‪有人知道你昨晚的行蹤嗎？

342
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,044
‪有

343
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,658
‪我的肖像師就知道

344
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,918
‪我裝成跨越阿爾卑斯山的漢尼拔
‪畫肖像直到午夜

345
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:14,551
‪租大象的超時費用高到不像話

346
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,630
‪你怎麼認識幸運賴瑞的？

347
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,440
‪我偶爾呢

348
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:32,106
‪會向勞倫斯買幾件飾品

349
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:35,279
‪至於他怎麼弄到飾品的，我不過問

350
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,645
‪我專收藏戰爭物品

351
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,195
‪他要是有我喜歡的東西
‪就會打電話給我

352
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,445
‪我很愛戰爭，你不愛嗎？

353
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:48,659
‪當然

354
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:50,828
‪第五步兵團

355
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,501
‪打過突出部之役

356
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,300
‪你又在哪裡服過兵役呢？

357
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,460
‪我本會服役的，可是…

358
00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,302
‪我有氣喘

359
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:02,221
‪所以我才不滿幸運賴瑞

360
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:04,852
‪堅持要在碼頭見面

361
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,390
‪那裡到處是灰塵

362
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,812
‪我應該踩到了糞便

363
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:12,023
‪我開始認為這位威利沒那種腦袋

364
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,154
‪能偷莉莉的戒指了

365
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:14,519
‪那還用說

366
00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:16,396
‪你和賴瑞通常在哪裡見面？

367
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,730
‪在他的公寓

368
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,648
‪他公寓沒比碼頭乾淨多少

369
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:22,446
‪對，我會叫卡米娜替你們寫下地址

370
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:24,318
‪謝了

371
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,201
‪你很特別，對吧？

372
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:32,786
‪我有詞能描述你，但我記不起來

373
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,344
‪可說是法語的“淋浴“一詞

374
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:38,957
‪我早晚應該會想起來的

375
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,800
‪私家偵探找到妳的戒指了嗎？

376
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:46,847
‪差遠了

377
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,930
‪最有可能的線人死了

378
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:52,849
‪聽來戒指對妳意義重大

379
00:21:57,899 --> 00:22:00,819
‪我多年前結過婚

380
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,195
‪對方叫亞當

381
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:07,276
‪我們關係不是很好

382
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,833
‪我和他父親之間關係更差

383
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:11,615
‪-抱歉
‪-不用

384
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:15,209
‪他們趕我走時，真是解脫

385
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:20,755
‪我離開時
‪帶走了他們花園裡一個東西

386
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:23,763
‪那就是我戒指上的寶石

387
00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:28,929
‪我沒特別喜歡那時的人生

388
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,732
‪但我很愛那座花園

389
00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:37,443
‪總之呢

390
00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:41,988
‪戒指讓我記住
‪我不需要亞當或他家人

391
00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:43,862
‪我也不需要任何人

392
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:45,950
‪莉莉

393
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,161
‪妳結婚了，對吧？

394
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,197
‪對

395
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:52,120
‪我跟高中愛人比爾結了婚

396
00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:55,623
‪他當兵前，我們結了婚

397
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,000
‪天天給彼此寫信…

398
00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:02,006
‪到他在瓜達卡納受傷為止

399
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,336
‪但他逃出生天

400
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:07,215
‪到了上州的榮民醫院

401
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,104
‪但醫生們沒辦法…

402
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,190
‪我們彼此認識了一輩子

403
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:18,107
‪我只是不敢相信…

404
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:19,979
‪我可能會失去他

405
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:24,315
‪我算幸運，沒跟人羈絆這麼強烈吧

406
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,453
‪不許妳這麼說

407
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,070
‪我跟比爾在一起的每一天
‪都是天賜禮物

408
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,947
‪我知道我們相處的時間
‪也許已經不多…

409
00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:37,826
‪但是這卻讓每一天都更加美好

410
00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:51,048
‪真不知道為什麼叫他幸運賴瑞

411
00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:56,265
‪這間公寓是我見過最抑鬱的茅舍

412
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,692
‪連我見過的卡夫卡地獄循環都比不上

413
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,494
‪你朋友的戒指可能不在這裡

414
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:10,321
‪但這裡有很多有用的資訊

415
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:11,827
‪看到地毯這裡皺了嗎？

416
00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:15,622
‪兇手應該就是在這裡揍了賴瑞的嘴巴

417
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,368
‪賴瑞往後倒在這裡

418
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,617
‪撞到了頭

419
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:22,458
‪撞到了桌角，所以地上才會有木屑

420
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,009
‪但是呢…

421
00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:26,922
‪他恢復了

422
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:32,137
‪他起身向兇手進攻，像這樣

423
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:34,556
‪他把殺手撂倒

424
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:36,389
‪-抱歉，老兄
‪-沒關係，我愛角色扮演

425
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:40,055
‪賴瑞看來佔了上風，但兇手拿出刀子

426
00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:42,476
‪賴瑞呢…

427
00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:46,026
‪往窗戶這裡跑，但窗戶漆死了

428
00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:49,703
‪他推了又推，把窗戶扭開了

429
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,370
‪他半身探了出去，結果兇手…

430
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:57,659
‪到他身邊刺他背後…

431
00:24:58,872 --> 00:24:59,872
‪創造出那塊

432
00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:01,245
‪濺血的痕跡

433
00:25:04,085 --> 00:25:04,955
‪然後呢…

434
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:08,881
‪賴瑞在夜晚逃出門

435
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:11,893
‪卻在你家門口斷氣

436
00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:15,184
‪我只希望我們有更多證據

437
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:17,683
‪指向是誰殺了可憐的老賴瑞

438
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,441
‪事實上呢

439
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:22,694
‪我可能找到了點什麼

440
00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:28,148
‪這種雪茄很貴的，抽到只剩頂端了

441
00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:31,775
‪這牌子羅密歐與茱麗葉
‪是邱吉爾的最愛…

442
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:34,663
‪-也是老友湯米史堂潘納托的最愛
‪-湯米史堂潘納托

443
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:47,502
‪史堂潘納托發現幸運賴瑞
‪偷了他女友的戒指…

444
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,587
‪他裝成買家…

445
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:51,419
‪想弄回戒指

446
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,388
‪然後殺了小偷替女友報復

447
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:56,138
‪但如果史堂潘納托做這些事
‪只是想獲莉莉羅絲青睞…

448
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,431
‪幹嘛不還回戒指呢？

449
00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:58,394
‪對啊

450
00:26:27,502 --> 00:26:29,342
‪起床了，史堂潘納托

451
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,772
‪這就解釋了他為何沒還莉莉戒指

452
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:53,534
‪看來史堂潘納托先生只是虛張聲勢

453
00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,330
‪他們把他心臟挖走了

454
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,420
‪他們把心臟拿去做什麼？

455
00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:08,669
‪他不像會展露心胸的人

456
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:09,882
‪我來檢查地板

457
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:20,474
‪看來我們說對史堂潘納托
‪殺掉幸運賴瑞的推測了

458
00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:23,981
‪這跟幸運賴瑞背上插刀的徽章一樣

459
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:26,849
‪但是誰幹掉了史堂潘納托？

460
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:29,267
‪我應該知道答案了

461
00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:31,186
‪這傢伙追尋自己的心

462
00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:33,284
‪也追尋莉莉羅絲的戒指

463
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:37,819
‪但我們太遲了，兩者都追不到

464
00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:41,077
‪誰敢挖出史堂潘納托的心？

465
00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:43,539
‪他臉上這個怪圖樣又是什麼？

466
00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:44,945
‪這是象形文字

467
00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:48,884
‪應該是真知之眼

468
00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:51,088
‪古埃及文化的神聖象徵

469
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:52,668
‪聖眼

470
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,337
‪我聽過

471
00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:57,879
‪我應該知道上哪找這塗鴉者了

472
00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:16,244
‪-兩位好
‪-天殺的！

473
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,320
‪你們是來找…

474
00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:22,242
‪書籍的嗎？

475
00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:23,832
‪對

476
00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:25,697
‪我們是來…

477
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,790
‪找書籍的

478
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:33,546
‪還以為你們是來參加秘教儀式

479
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:35,625
‪抱歉，我朋友是新人

480
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,804
‪我們的確是來參加秘教儀式的

481
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:41,264
‪還請你指點方向

482
00:28:41,594 --> 00:28:42,854
‪通過那道門就是了

483
00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:45,346
‪你們要是還沒郵購長袍

484
00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,682
‪這裡有額外幾件掛在衣帽架上

485
00:28:50,353 --> 00:28:51,193
‪很好

486
00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:52,361
‪謝謝

487
00:29:06,494 --> 00:29:10,294
{\an8}‪（按鈴呼叫大祭司）

488
00:29:16,045 --> 00:29:18,465
‪魔法大師梅爾文替您效勞

489
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,427
‪這裡是在搞什麼？

490
00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:22,508
‪專業認證的祭司、巫師

491
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,804
‪巫人和太平紳士

492
00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:26,348
‪兩位有何貴幹？

493
00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:28,353
‪想解除詛咒？治好可惡莽撞人士

494
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:31,853
‪我有個保證50步就能吸引美女的咒語

495
00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:34,306
‪我們要找更強烈的咒語

496
00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:38,646
‪最好是埃及咒語，跟摘掉心臟有關

497
00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:45,952
‪你們想找阿努比斯儀式啊

498
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:49,868
‪對，沒錯，請給我們一份

499
00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:50,834
‪那好吧

500
00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:53,115
‪看那裡！

501
00:29:57,837 --> 00:29:59,917
‪只要12元…

502
00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:02,756
‪我們豪華的阿努比斯儀式包括

503
00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:05,762
‪儀式面罩、兩位助手

504
00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:08,055
‪一個用護火貞女皮製成的鼓

505
00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:09,929
‪一把鍍金獻祭匕首

506
00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:12,596
‪和一隻活生生的…

507
00:30:12,685 --> 00:30:13,515
‪雞！

508
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,269
‪雞無善終

509
00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:19,649
‪或也許你們想要

510
00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:21,244
‪我們的實惠套餐

511
00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:24,659
‪只要6元！

512
00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:27,776
‪預先犧牲的雞心供你便利使用

513
00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:30,037
‪我這樣說不符合史實

514
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:33,539
‪但這夠血腥
‪我的老友圖坦卡門會很愛的

515
00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:37,383
‪現代的我們被教導要懼怕死亡

516
00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:40,209
‪但古代人瞭解…

517
00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:42,050
‪死亡就是力量

518
00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:46,885
‪你殺了湯米史堂潘納托後

519
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,270
‪握著他的心臟，感覺很有力量嗎？

520
00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:55,308
‪有人殺了湯米史堂潘納托？

521
00:30:57,730 --> 00:31:00,280
‪你不會認為我與此事有關吧？

522
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:02,068
‪對，我們相信

523
00:31:02,151 --> 00:31:05,071
‪對啊，說吧，魔法大師梅爾文

524
00:31:05,613 --> 00:31:07,413
‪你的欲望是什麼？

525
00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:11,372
‪-我…
‪-好…

526
00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:12,292
{\an8}‪…想要…

527
00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:13,909
‪很好

528
00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:16,334
‪…一輛1941年龐帝克魚雷

529
00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:22,094
‪八汽缸引擎，103馬力

530
00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:25,551
‪不到三分鐘就能從0加速到64公里
‪而且…

531
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:27,756
‪驚人的是，車還不貴

532
00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:30,849
‪一週做幾次豪華儀式

533
00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:33,600
‪再賣上幾個聖物

534
00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:35,733
‪我夏天就能開那輛車上路了

535
00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:40,320
‪你殺了史堂潘納托
‪然後偷了我朋友莉莉絲的特別戒指

536
00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:43,738
‪別妄想上路了，你只會被抓去市中心

537
00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:45,068
‪給我等等，老兄

538
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,607
‪你是說莉莉絲的戒指？

539
00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:48,987
‪因為我的客戶…

540
00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:54,124
‪我的教徒…連類似的膺品
‪都願意花大筆錢購入

541
00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:55,413
‪我們可以分利潤

542
00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:58,326
‪長生不老的物品最好賣了

543
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,956
‪好，你有沒有“教徒”能證明你今天

544
00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:03,335
‪中午到傍晚6點的行蹤？

545
00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:04,761
‪當然可以，我人在這裡

546
00:32:04,839 --> 00:32:06,839
‪我替四組人用塔羅牌算命…

547
00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:08,514
‪驅魔了一次…

548
00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:11,550
‪還有一組猶太成人禮

549
00:32:12,388 --> 00:32:13,968
‪史堂潘納托的心臟被挖了出來

550
00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:16,097
‪跟你的小小雞心挖法一樣

551
00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:18,064
‪要不是你殺了他

552
00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:19,654
‪那就是你的客人

553
00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:22,189
‪你有跟誰提過莉莉絲的戒指嗎？

554
00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:25,743
‪好吧，我賣莉莉絲
‪陵墓的地圖多年，可是…

555
00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:28,819
‪我沒辦法告訴你們有誰
‪因為大家都穿著袍子

556
00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:33,236
‪這真是咕咕雞浪費時間

557
00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:38,865
‪我們恐怕鑽進了死胡同

558
00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:41,962
‪想到幾個心臟的雙關語
‪開心了一下，可是…

559
00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:45,295
‪看來妳可找不回戒指了

560
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:50,586
‪那我何不用其他方法
‪回報我欠妳的情？

561
00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:56,218
‪城堡、私人島嶼、滿山的黃金？

562
00:32:56,599 --> 00:32:59,729
‪世界任妳遨遊，我能當妳的看門人

563
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,733
‪好幾千年了，路西法

564
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,940
‪那只戒指都跟我在一起

565
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:10,030
‪戒指讓我想起我的身分

566
00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:13,318
‪和我為什麼做了那些事

567
00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:16,790
‪你是說為什麼把子孫送進地獄？

568
00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:19,370
‪我給了你一支軍團！

569
00:33:19,455 --> 00:33:21,665
‪我可沒要求過這支軍團

570
00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,173
‪而且…

571
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:25,836
‪我那時也不知道自己需要軍團

572
00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:31,967
‪可是…沒這支軍團，我就會永恆孤獨

573
00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:35,299
‪因此，我永遠欠妳情

574
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:40,558
‪所以我找不回妳的戒指，真的很遺憾

575
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,193
‪我也很遺憾

576
00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:50,284
‪那麼…

577
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:54,074
‪大家為什麼會認為

578
00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:56,447
‪是戒指讓妳長生不老的？

579
00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:05,169
‪我搭某個探險家的船行遍美洲

580
00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:06,746
‪他叫埃爾南科爾特斯

581
00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:10,876
‪他很愛黃金，到哪都降下腥風血雨

582
00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:11,965
‪他很愛潑人冷水

583
00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:19,769
‪我們一到陸地，我就跟他分道揚鑣
‪跟迷人的阿茲堤克戰士勾搭上

584
00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:21,771
‪蒙特蘇馬

585
00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:27,189
‪我們喝了幾杯酒，他問我是不是處女

586
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,400
‪我說我是處女
‪因為西班牙人最愛這種調調

587
00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:33,493
‪接下來

588
00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:36,161
‪幾個祭司就把我丟進了火山

589
00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:37,947
‪我活了下來，而且…

590
00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:42,036
‪有人把這事刻在石板上
‪你知道這種事情都怎麼開始的

591
00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:44,254
‪我知道

592
00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:46,129
‪凡人啊

593
00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:49,384
‪等那小賊知道戒指沒作用時

594
00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:52,632
‪我還真想看對方驚訝的表情

595
00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:53,545
‪等等

596
00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:56,761
‪戒指沒作用

597
00:34:57,553 --> 00:35:00,683
‪代表小賊會想辦法讓戒指產生作用

598
00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:06,516
‪莉莉絲，我想到弄回妳戒指的方法了

599
00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:11,068
‪我們只需要一位大祭司
‪一位珠寶商，和聲東擊西法

600
00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:20,994
‪感謝我認識的某位
‪大祭司兼魔法學校新生

601
00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:22,907
‪外傳妳的戒指

602
00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:25,405
‪只在跟這條俗麗的手鐲共用才有作用

603
00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:28,128
‪偷了戒指的人就會回來拿這條…

604
00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:29,539
‪手鐲

605
00:35:30,002 --> 00:35:31,502
‪小賊會等妳上台

606
00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:33,707
‪跟之前一樣偷進妳的更衣室

607
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:36,338
‪只不過這次呢
‪我們的老友傑克會盯梢

608
00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:39,135
‪傑克會抓住賊人，小賊會交出戒指

609
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:42,060
‪不久呢
‪伊甸園的小物品就會重回妳手上

610
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,060
‪物歸原主

611
00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:56,988
‪我很感激妳這樣做

612
00:35:57,071 --> 00:35:59,241
‪你朋友路西法說你需要我

613
00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:02,237
‪但等這事結束
‪我就要搭車去德斯莫恩

614
00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:04,246
‪我要回去跟我母親住在一起

615
00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:09,632
‪好，那麼…

616
00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:13,208
‪莉莉下指示時，妳就拿手鐲

617
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:15,296
‪-好嗎？
‪-然後我就拿著手鐲在俱樂部裡繞

618
00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:17,005
‪把手鐲拿回更衣室

619
00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:18,512
‪放進保險箱

620
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:20,600
‪等等

621
00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:24,683
‪就…

622
00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:27,437
‪小心點，好嗎？

623
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,978
‪我需要的不只有這樣，傑克

624
00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:39,407
‪你在世上花了這麼多時間…

625
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:43,161
‪你跟人類有連結過嗎？

626
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,285
‪我跟幾千個人類連結過

627
00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:48,960
‪有一次我跟卡里古拉
‪排成一列人類火車

628
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,420
‪-用了37個人類…
‪-我說的不是性愛，路西法

629
00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:55,167
‪我是說…

630
00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:57,722
‪情感連結

631
00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:01,302
‪當然沒有

632
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,810
‪要發生奇蹟，我才可能跟人情感連結

633
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,559
‪我很確定我父親不再製造奇蹟了

634
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:08,732
‪幹嘛問？

635
00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,096
‪我只是好奇

636
00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:18,573
‪帶走我太太吧，拜託！

637
00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:25,951
‪曼哈頓最幽默的亞伯岡茲！

638
00:37:30,706 --> 00:37:31,866
‪有人特別點播

639
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:35,378
‪我要唱首登上我
‪最愛歌曲榜一陣子的曲目

640
00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:38,510
‪事實上，我…

641
00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:41,181
‪只要1角

642
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:45,599
‪…到現在才懂這首歌

643
00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:51,519
‪抱歉，各位

644
00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:54,856
‪我戴這老東西很久了，每次都礙事

645
00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:58,818
‪我開唱前，我就摘掉手鐲吧

646
00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:05,118
‪把這放進我的保險箱，好嗎？

647
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:24,916
‪路西法晨星！

648
00:40:30,302 --> 00:40:31,222
‪傑克！

649
00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:34,272
‪謝天謝地妳沒事

650
00:40:34,348 --> 00:40:36,598
‪有個男子在莉莉的更衣室裡

651
00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:39,896
‪我有照你說的辦
‪他有看到我把手鐲放進了保險箱

652
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:42,114
‪去吧，在他跑掉之前快去！

653
00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:43,725
‪妳真是天使，雪莉

654
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:45,565
‪-去吧
‪-好

655
00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:57,407
‪把手舉起來

656
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:01,288
‪退後

657
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:03,463
‪慢慢退後

658
00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:07,415
‪轉身

659
00:41:13,929 --> 00:41:16,099
‪是你殺了史堂潘納托？

660
00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:17,642
‪我還拿了戒指

661
00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:24,900
‪我還執行了阿努比斯儀式
‪解鎖戒指的古老力量

662
00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:26,943
‪現在呢…

663
00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:28,742
‪我…

664
00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:30,400
‪能…

665
00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:32,874
‪長生不老了！

666
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:37,947
‪殺了史堂潘納托的怪人就是他

667
00:41:38,037 --> 00:41:39,867
‪威利？我還以為你沒種

668
00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:42,785
‪賴瑞不該把戒指賣給史堂潘納托的

669
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,214
‪他們倆都不知道手裡的戒指有何能耐

670
00:41:48,797 --> 00:41:50,837
‪我對這只戒指瞭若指掌

671
00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:53,465
‪是我雇用幸運賴瑞偷戒指的

672
00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:56,180
‪把槍放下，把戒指交出來

673
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:04,364
‪戈蒂

674
00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:05,358
‪妳怎能這樣？

675
00:42:05,439 --> 00:42:07,269
‪因為這是我的計畫

676
00:42:08,484 --> 00:42:09,654
‪我找出了戒指的蹤跡

677
00:42:09,735 --> 00:42:13,485
‪我教幸運賴瑞如何偷戒指
‪在什麼時機下手

678
00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:16,912
‪我還告訴他拿光保險箱的東西
‪只要把戒指給我就好

679
00:42:17,826 --> 00:42:18,786
‪他反而做了什麼？

680
00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:22,791
‪他卻把戒指賣給患相思病的黑幫
‪到頭來還殺了他

681
00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:23,873
‪暫停

682
00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:26,338
‪戈蒂和威利是從魔法大師梅爾文

683
00:42:26,418 --> 00:42:27,838
‪那裡得知戒指的事？

684
00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:29,052
‪沒錯

685
00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:33,086
‪戈蒂雇用幸運賴瑞偷戒指

686
00:42:33,175 --> 00:42:37,505
‪但他背叛了她
‪用更高價格把戒指賣給史堂潘納托

687
00:42:37,846 --> 00:42:40,266
‪但史堂潘納托為復仇殺了賴瑞

688
00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:42,269
‪只因為他偷了自己女友的戒指？

689
00:42:42,351 --> 00:42:43,941
‪沒錯，可是…

690
00:42:44,019 --> 00:42:45,689
‪史堂潘納托很不幸

691
00:42:45,771 --> 00:42:48,401
‪香腸王子威利也想要這只戒指

692
00:42:48,482 --> 00:42:50,362
‪他把這個黑幫老大的心臟挖出來

693
00:42:50,442 --> 00:42:54,152
‪只為執行魔法大師梅爾文的
‪假秘教儀式

694
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:55,528
‪好讓戒指生效

695
00:42:58,117 --> 00:43:00,407
‪算了吧，翠絲，那裡是唐人街

696
00:43:00,869 --> 00:43:01,789
‪什麼？

697
00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:05,118
‪算了，妳到底想不想聽故事結尾？

698
00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:07,788
‪我不想傷害任何人

699
00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:09,747
‪但我得救比爾

700
00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:12,377
‪珠寶救不了妳丈夫的

701
00:43:12,464 --> 00:43:13,594
‪-戈蒂
‪-妳騙人！

702
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:15,180
‪妳騙人

703
00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:17,469
‪我那晚看到妳在巷子裡

704
00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:19,048
‪妳困在交火之間

705
00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:21,848
‪史堂潘納托的手下
‪和布魯克林橋幫派交火

706
00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:26,598
‪妳中槍好幾次，卻全身而退

707
00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:27,517
‪這樣啊

708
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:30,475
‪但這跟魔法戒指無關

709
00:43:31,317 --> 00:43:32,527
‪沒有什麼魔法戒指

710
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:33,650
‪不可能

711
00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:36,986
‪我們就一次解決這段戒指廢話吧

712
00:43:37,072 --> 00:43:37,912
‪什麼？

713
00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:43,501
‪你開槍打我！

714
00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:44,619
‪沒錯

715
00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:46,039
‪我失血過多

716
00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:47,827
‪失血過多

717
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:52,799
‪這個愛戰爭的人還真愛發牢騷

718
00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:00,009
‪這不是真的

719
00:44:03,807 --> 00:44:04,847
‪我救不了他

720
00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:06,693
‪當然不行

721
00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:11,438
‪那妳幹嘛冒險賭上一切？

722
00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:13,694
‪戈蒂，妳可能會死掉的

723
00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:18,071
‪我的肚子

724
00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:19,365
‪人生自古誰無死，莉莉

725
00:44:21,408 --> 00:44:22,448
‪死沒有關係

726
00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:26,211
‪事實是…

727
00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:30,998
‪我寧願救我愛的男人而死…

728
00:44:33,545 --> 00:44:35,205
‪也不要沒有他活一輩子

729
00:44:44,598 --> 00:44:45,928
‪戈蒂

730
00:44:49,853 --> 00:44:51,773
‪我有錢到沒辦法坐牢！

731
00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:53,111
‪不！

732
00:44:53,565 --> 00:44:55,855
‪你打給我父親！打給我父親！

733
00:44:57,653 --> 00:44:59,743
‪打給我父親！

734
00:45:04,618 --> 00:45:06,248
‪這只有兩種結尾

735
00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:10,422
‪要嘛就是香腸王子活該

736
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:12,419
‪然後其他的全栽贓史堂潘納托

737
00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:14,711
‪或讓女酒保涉案

738
00:45:15,921 --> 00:45:17,841
‪提不提告就看妳了

739
00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:28,518
‪讓她享受比爾的餘生吧

740
00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:37,940
‪你是個怪傢伙，但這一路來很…

741
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,066
‪真的很有趣

742
00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:43,070
‪你照顧好自己吧，小子

743
00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:46,655
‪你也是，老傢伙

744
00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:55,038
‪嘿，雪莉

745
00:45:57,713 --> 00:45:58,963
‪妳的巴士幾點？

746
00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:01,379
‪午夜

747
00:46:05,012 --> 00:46:05,892
‪喔，對

748
00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:09,599
‪妳要是快點還趕得及

749
00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:13,766
‪好

750
00:46:20,652 --> 00:46:21,532
‪雪莉！

751
00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:29,115
‪我…

752
00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:31,997
‪我在想，如果…

753
00:46:33,999 --> 00:46:35,499
‪妳要是可以接受…

754
00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:39,839
‪也許我可以跟妳上路

755
00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:43,844
‪到德斯莫恩的路很漫長，傑克

756
00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:47,143
‪很好

757
00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:50,678
‪那我們就有機會聊聊

758
00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:54,097
‪來吧

759
00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:07,618
‪那麼戒指物歸原主，人情也還了

760
00:47:07,699 --> 00:47:09,159
‪幾百年後見了

761
00:47:13,163 --> 00:47:14,003
‪不

762
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:17,791
‪妳還真愛討價還價
‪我就另外給妳一座城堡吧

763
00:47:18,377 --> 00:47:21,707
‪我在奧地利有座
‪幾乎沒炸損的22房美麗城堡

764
00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:24,261
‪我不想要城堡

765
00:47:24,341 --> 00:47:25,801
‪妳還真棘手

766
00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:28,181
‪科爾特斯

767
00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:31,273
‪蒙特蘇馬

768
00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,228
‪香腸王子威利

769
00:47:34,142 --> 00:47:36,232
‪他們都自以為想長生不老

770
00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:41,021
‪但他們已經擁有更寶貴的東西了

771
00:47:42,734 --> 00:47:44,154
‪戈蒂說的對

772
00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:47,486
‪知道有結尾

773
00:47:49,449 --> 00:47:51,489
‪餘生才有意義

774
00:47:52,619 --> 00:47:54,829
‪他們羈絆才那麼深

775
00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:59,376
‪所以他們即使沒理由，還是很勇敢

776
00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:03,668
‪我認為我活夠了

777
00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:22,072
‪我要把這贈給你

778
00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:27,862
‪妳一這樣做，就沒得重來了

779
00:48:29,031 --> 00:48:30,371
‪妳確定嗎？

780
00:48:32,618 --> 00:48:33,488
‪只有一個條件

781
00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:35,827
‪妳總是沒完沒了，對吧？

782
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:38,580
‪不過妳現在大概會有完有了

783
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:44,549
‪妳要我把妳子孫
‪從地獄帶上來道別嗎？

784
00:48:46,548 --> 00:48:48,548
‪然後忘掉他們在地獄學到的一切？

785
00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:50,303
‪才不要

786
00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:52,795
‪我的子孫很完美

787
00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:54,852
‪他們不能…

788
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:57,886
‪被驅逐，因為他們沒有家

789
00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:01,444
‪他們不能被拋棄，因為他們沒有家人

790
00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:04,689
‪他們不會被趕出聖經中的花園

791
00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:07,105
‪你不准告訴他們
‪我今天做的事，路西法

792
00:49:09,529 --> 00:49:11,619
‪只要你不說，他們就永遠沒有弱點

793
00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:13,948
‪我向妳保證不說

794
00:49:15,827 --> 00:49:16,697
‪好吧…

795
00:49:17,245 --> 00:49:19,115
‪我沒想過會這樣說，但是…

796
00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:21,707
‪享受妳的餘生吧

797
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:29,930
‪你也是

798
00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:55,406
{\an8}‪（劇終）

799
00:49:58,370 --> 00:50:01,000
‪這只戒指裡有莉莉絲的永生？

800
00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:04,078
‪對

801
00:50:04,584 --> 00:50:05,844
‪應該吧

802
00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:11,344
‪不過對我而言
‪這只戒指唯一特殊的是…

803
00:50:13,385 --> 00:50:15,095
‪這讓我想起一位老友

804
00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,683
‪那傑克和雪莉怎麼了？

805
00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:21,983
‪他們從此過著幸福快樂的日子嗎？

806
00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:25,060
‪他們搬去了德斯莫恩，所以…

807
00:50:25,605 --> 00:50:26,685
‪大概沒有吧

808
00:50:27,941 --> 00:50:31,821
‪我媽說處理自己的問題
‪才能解決問題

809
00:50:33,071 --> 00:50:36,281
‪我猜傑克和雪莉整路在車上聊天
‪解決了一切吧

810
00:50:37,951 --> 00:50:38,791
‪對

811
00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:40,502
‪對，大概吧

812
00:50:42,164 --> 00:50:43,004
‪好

813
00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:44,667
‪故事時間結束

814
00:50:54,092 --> 00:50:56,472
‪謝了，路西法，我玩得很開心

815
00:50:57,554 --> 00:50:58,564
‪別誇張了

816
00:51:07,355 --> 00:51:08,725
‪妳有記得故事嗎？

817
00:51:16,948 --> 00:51:18,578
‪我把妳教得真好，孩子

818
00:51:22,996 --> 00:51:25,866
‪很久很久以前，惡魔來到了紐約市

819
00:51:26,541 --> 00:51:28,671
‪那一年是1946年

820
00:51:32,422 --> 00:51:34,262
‪（世上最大的小城，雷諾）

821
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:13,629
‪妳是莉莉羅絲嗎？

822
00:52:17,425 --> 00:52:18,635
‪妳是誰？

823
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:21,560
‪是我

824
00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:23,386
‪麥澤金

825
00:52:26,518 --> 00:52:30,438
‪是路西法跟妳說我在這裡的，對吧？

826
00:52:32,023 --> 00:52:35,783
‪還以為惡魔比較會保密

827
00:52:35,861 --> 00:52:38,281
‪不，是我自己找到妳的

828
00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:39,243
‪妳是不是…

829
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,777
‪一直待在這裡？

830
00:52:42,367 --> 00:52:44,907
‪我試了一件事，但沒有好結果

831
00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:46,866
‪就這樣嗎？

832
00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:49,084
‪妳沒別的要跟我說？

833
00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,593
‪妳還要我怎樣？

834
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:55,170
‪我想來見妳

835
00:52:59,968 --> 00:53:02,258
‪我想知道妳幹嘛遺棄我們

836
00:53:04,222 --> 00:53:05,642
‪妳幹嘛遺棄我

837
00:53:07,392 --> 00:53:10,272
‪我這樣做好讓妳堅強，結果很有效

838
00:53:11,646 --> 00:53:13,106
‪看看妳就知道

839
00:53:14,107 --> 00:53:17,567
‪我看得出來，妳不需要任何人

840
00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:25,041
‪對

841
00:53:26,578 --> 00:53:27,408
‪看我就知道

842
00:54:33,186 --> 00:54:35,106
‪字幕翻譯：陳婷君