1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:03,914 - Previously on Lucifer... - DAN: Still no sign of Lucifer? 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:05,679 CHLOE: I went by his place. He's gone. 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:06,757 Lucifer, who is this? 4 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,679 Meet Candy Morningstar, my wife. 5 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:11,831 The issue? That would be Lucifer disappearing 6 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:14,635 and then popping back up with zero explanation 7 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,035 and a ditzy bimbo on his arm. 8 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:17,680 I thought that she meant something to you. 9 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:19,314 I had to save her from... 10 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,557 From you. You're not ignoring Chloe, you're protecting her. 11 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,831 ELLA: Are you going to Paris? Can I be your travel buddy? 12 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:25,355 I love Paris. 13 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,951 This is the Paris Hotel in Vegas. 14 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:30,799 Not going there. 15 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:32,474 Vegas and me... not pretty. 16 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,474 LUCIFER: And I have held the real truth back from you. 17 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:36,837 Why is it not working? 18 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,110 CHLOE: You know, I keep caring, 19 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,232 and you just... just... 20 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:41,760 No, Detective, I... 21 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:48,236 ALL (flatly): ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 22 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:53,112 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 23 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,756 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 24 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:58,520 ♪ Dear Chloe ♪ 25 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:02,398 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 26 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:03,511 To you. 27 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,718 Oh, thanks. 28 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,070 ♪ Go, go ♪ 29 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,636 ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪ 30 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,236 ♪ Go, shorty, it's your birthday ♪ 31 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:15,510 ♪ We gon' party like it's your birthday ♪ 32 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,035 No. 33 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,357 ♪ We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday ♪ 34 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:20,511 ♪ And you know we don't give a... ♪ 35 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:21,557 ♪ It's not your birthday... ♪ 36 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:22,671 No. No. 37 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:23,950 Yes! 38 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,310 ♪ Mama, I got what you need ♪ 39 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:27,074 ♪ If you need to feel the buzz ♪ 40 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:29,272 ♪ I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love... ♪ 41 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,716 Finally, an X-rated office party. 42 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,477 DAN: Leave it to you to steal my thunder, huh? 43 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,396 Well, much as I'd love to take credit for this, Daniel, 44 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:39,598 Officer Snake Hips is not my doing. 45 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:40,995 Hmm, right. 46 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,231 ELLA: Make it rain, 47 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:43,317 birthday girl. 48 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:45,394 - CHLOE: Was this you? - Yep. 49 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,511 I did not see that coming. 50 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,757 Hey, what can I say? 51 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,236 Big surprise, little package. 52 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,079 Big package, by the looks of it. 53 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,158 - Slap it. - (phone rings) 54 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:56,919 - Slap it! - (phone ringing) 55 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,156 CHLOE: Oh. I'm sorry. 56 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,029 Lucifer Morningstar. 57 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:02,276 ♪ For a playa or a pimp ♪ 58 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:03,795 ♪ Been hit with a few... ♪ 59 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,072 Las Vegas Police Department? 60 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,472 Candy? No, I-I'm gonna stop you there. 61 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,478 She's my ex-wife, actually. 62 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:14,239 Can you believe it takes a year to annul something 63 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:15,755 that only lasted a couple of weeks? 64 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,757 No, I haven't spoken to her for a few months. 65 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:20,996 Why do you ask? 66 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,629 What? She's missing? 67 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:29,513 Uh, yes, yes, of course. 68 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:32,235 I-I'm in Los Angeles, but if you do hear anything, 69 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:33,556 please contact me. 70 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:39,156 Aw, don't worry, buddy, look, I got more singles for you. 71 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,750 Oh, no, no, no, I'm all right for cash, thank you. 72 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,355 - (sighs) - You okay? 73 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,714 That was the Las Vegas Police Department. 74 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,877 It appears my ex, Candy, is missing. 75 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,197 Oh, my gosh, I hope she's okay, buddy. 76 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,669 Yes, as do I. 77 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:56,470 Candy was caught up in some rather nasty business, 78 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:57,909 but I thought I'd taken care of it. 79 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,395 - Nasty business? - Yes. 80 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,715 In exchange, she helped me with a delicate matter. 81 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:04,877 I hate to think I haven't fulfilled my end of the bargain. 82 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,840 All right, I'll kill the music. We'll all help find her. 83 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:09,680 Oh, no, no, no, no, um... 84 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:12,158 I don't want to spoil the detective's celebrations. 85 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,556 No, I'll just beetle on over to sin City 86 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:15,876 and check on Candy myself. 87 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,910 Oh, yeah, you know, I kind of 88 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,191 have a thing with Vegas. 89 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,234 Otherwise, I would totally, totally offer to go with you. 90 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:25,840 Right. Good to know. 91 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,909 But then, I can tell that it's really important to you, 92 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,715 and I do have the next couple of days off, so... 93 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:34,675 okay, you've convinced me. 94 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:35,836 I will help you. 95 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:37,554 - What? I... - Help him? Help him with what? 96 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:39,873 - Uh... - Please don't tell me you guys got another stripper. 97 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:41,309 - No, he got a... - Uh, no, no, no, no, no. 98 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,637 Nothing for the birthday girl to worry about. 99 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,276 I want you to focus on one thing only, Detective. 100 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:47,755 That is getting older. 101 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:49,836 Excuse me? 102 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:51,036 Wait, you're leaving? 103 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:51,991 Yeah, I'll call you later. 104 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,031 Wait. 105 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,477 Seriously, Detective, 106 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:55,875 you just stay here. 107 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:58,909 It's my birthday. 108 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,440 Shake your booty while you still can. 109 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,475 Oh, there you go. 110 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:10,357 (Ella sniffing) 111 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,831 Mmm, you smell that? 112 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,636 That is pleather, cigars, 113 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,479 - and vomit, my friend. - (chuckles) 114 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,758 LUCIFER: I have to say, I didn't have a good Catholic girl 115 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,031 like yourself pegged as a fan of Sin City. 116 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:23,600 Mm, not a fan, exactly. 117 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,190 More like a tiny, helpless space capsule 118 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,869 being sucked into a deadly black hole. 119 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:30,554 (phone rings) 120 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:31,791 Anyway, shall we? 121 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,076 Uh... 122 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:35,917 Chloe again? 123 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,476 You know what they say, fifth time's the charm. 124 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,397 Lucifer, you should really tell her what's going on. 125 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,114 It's still her birthday. 126 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,233 And you're still going with that. 127 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:46,237 Okay. 128 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,640 - (indistinct radio chatter) - LUCIFER: Officer. 129 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,591 Either it's someone else's birthday... 130 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,031 ELLA: Or this is an active crime scene. 131 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,439 Oh, no. 132 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:05,796 Candy? 133 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,514 ELLA: Oh, Lucifer, 134 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,439 I'm so sorry, buddy. 135 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:10,915 (sighs) 136 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,435 Man, her face is gone. 137 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,279 Hello. 138 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:15,710 Look at those dainty feet. 139 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:22,312 Okay, not judging here, but really? 140 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,352 Is this really the time for the pervy stuff? 141 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:25,471 Dainty feet? 142 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:28,110 Um, debatable, but that's not what I was talking about. 143 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,630 No, Candy has ginormous feet. 144 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:31,796 I mean, regular boats, 145 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:32,877 huge. 146 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,153 That means that this is not Candy. 147 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,073 Oh, man, that's awesome! 148 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:39,680 (stammers) Shh. 149 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,636 (chuckles): Sorry, my-my friend here. 150 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:44,839 Not a fan of the deceased, I'm afraid. 151 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:45,951 ELLA: Mean, 152 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,356 she was just so mean. 153 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,313 - Ah, you... - Shh. Women. (chuckles) 154 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,352 ♪♪ 155 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:01,275 - ELLA: We should go. - Mm-hmm. 156 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:04,149 Excuse me, I'm Detective Long, and you are? 157 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,631 Um, Lucifer Morningstar. 158 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:07,472 Pleasure. 159 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:08,995 - (chuckles) - You're Candy's husband. 160 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,316 Ex-husband. 161 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,671 Right. I talked to you on the phone. 162 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,156 You said you were in Los Angeles. 163 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:15,157 Oh, yes. 164 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,238 And you don't seem very broken up 165 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,994 about your ex-wife's death. 166 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,431 Well, that's because this woman is not my wife. 167 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,474 Right, 'cause she's your ex-wife. (chuckles) 168 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:26,558 Think you made that pretty clear, buddy. 169 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,075 Hi, how you doing? 170 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,993 Ella Lopez, LAPD CSI. 171 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,550 For the record, we just got into town. 172 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,114 Arrived at 1300 hours 173 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:37,754 and 14 minutes, to be exact. 174 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,469 And, based on a visual assessment 175 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,518 of the victim's lividity, 176 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:45,997 she's been deceased for, oh, I'd say 177 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,760 2100 hours yesterday. 178 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,277 So, my travel buddy here, not a suspect. 179 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,391 - Uh... - Uh-huh. 180 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:56,235 Also, I know, none of my beeswax, but... 181 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,233 I saw that you were going with an ultraviolet light 182 00:06:58,480 --> 00:06:59,630 on the couch. 183 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:00,910 I would have gone with a straight oblique, 184 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,031 man, but you know what, 185 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:03,515 to each his own. 186 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,040 Okay, thanks for the advice. 187 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:06,230 You got it, Detective. 188 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,639 Ixnay on the ot-nay andy-cay. 189 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:11,876 Sorry, is that German? 'Cause if it is, 190 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,150 it's absolutely awful. 191 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:14,919 Trust me, I should know. Hitler was a talker. 192 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,276 Well, screamer, actually. 193 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,236 No, I'm saying that for now, 194 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,950 we shouldn't let LVPD know that that's not Candy. 195 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:23,914 If this gets back to the killer, 196 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,759 he might try to kill her again. 197 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,356 Oh, right, yes. Good idea, Ms. Lopez. 198 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,631 - Good idea. - What's a good idea? 199 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:32,350 - Um... - Um... 200 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:35,476 To give you my card. 201 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:36,358 Her card. 202 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,593 In case you want any more advice. 203 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:40,831 Always happy to help. 204 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:42,633 - She's very good. - Very. 205 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:45,275 Right. I have a feeling I will be talking 206 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,751 to both of you again before the investigation's over. 207 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:48,757 I doubt that. 208 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,633 I mean, hanging out with a cop in Las Vegas 209 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,718 is like bringing your grandma to an orgy. 210 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,070 (chuckles) Am I right? 211 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:55,952 No. 212 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:57,077 Okay, bye. 213 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,714 Bye. (clears throat) 214 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:05,917 Hi. 215 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,437 Is, uh... Hi, sorry to interrupt. 216 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:09,630 Have you heard from Lucifer? 217 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,633 No, why? Has something happened? 218 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,799 No, not really. I just, I, uh... 219 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,275 I had a question about a case, 220 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:17,039 and, um, I can't... I can't get ahold of him. 221 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:18,838 Yeah, we were... 222 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,475 we were, uh, celebrating my birthday at the precinct, 223 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:22,796 and, um, and then, all of a sudden, 224 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,469 he just bailed, and now he's not answering my calls, so... 225 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:28,713 Would you like to have a seat? 226 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:30,840 No, no, it's not a big deal. 227 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:32,157 You sure? 228 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,629 Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm fine. 229 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:35,798 I'm fine. 230 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,514 It's probably just Lucifer being Lucifer. 231 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,439 You know? Probably. 232 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:41,877 Yeah. 233 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:46,030 Please, have a seat. 234 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,037 I don't really, you know... 235 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:49,754 I know you're busy, and I don't want to... 236 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:53,552 take up... I-I checked Lux, and he wasn't there. 237 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,314 And-and I thought I'd go up to the penthouse to check, 238 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:56,476 but last time he went AWOL, 239 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,518 I went up there to check on him, 240 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:00,353 and all of his furniture was covered in sheets, 241 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,273 and he had run off to Vegas. (laughs) 242 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:03,920 Of course, that's when we... 243 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:06,511 we were getting together, which we totally are not 244 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:07,995 anymore, nor will we. 245 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,312 But, you know, it's my birthday. 246 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:13,396 Mm-hmm. 247 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,512 Wow, good couch. 248 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:16,631 I know. 249 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:19,840 And I understand. 250 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,552 Birthdays can be emotional. 251 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:23,871 I guess. 252 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,480 No, I'm good, I'm good. 253 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:27,637 He's, um... he's probably just in the penthouse 254 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:28,990 passed out or something. 255 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:31,509 Emphasis on "something." 256 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,315 How about I go with you? 257 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:38,717 Please. 258 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,870 Seems Candy dodged a bullet, quite literally. 259 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,514 Or a shotgun blast, anyway. 260 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,837 Yes, so, we need to find this killer 261 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,600 before he or she realizes their mistake. 262 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,598 ELLA: Detective Nosy in there could get DNA back 263 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,240 on that body within 24 hours. 264 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:53,317 LUCIFER: Yeah. 265 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,557 ELLA: So, we got to find a lead, stat. 266 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,558 - Right. - Okay, so you were married to Candy 267 00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:59,638 - for a week... - Uh, two weeks. 268 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:02,753 Mm-hmm. I mean, any idea who would want her dead? 269 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,236 ("Fever" playing) 270 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:13,239 ♪ Never know how much I love you ♪ 271 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:16,918 ♪ Never know how much I care ♪ 272 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:20,158 ♪ When you put your arms around me ♪ 273 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,795 ♪ I get a fever that's so hard to bear ♪ 274 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,832 ♪ You give me fever ♪ 275 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,360 ♪♪ 276 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:27,875 ♪ When you kiss me ♪ 277 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:30,959 ♪ Fever when you hold me tight ♪ 278 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,436 ♪ Fever in the morning ♪ 279 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,438 Psychic bartender. My favorite. 280 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:36,872 BARTENDER: Who is she? 281 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:38,912 Not the one singing, the reason you're drinking. 282 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,715 Not who I thought she was. 283 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:45,199 ♪ Moon lights up the night ♪ 284 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,516 Not her fault, though. 285 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:47,756 Never is. 286 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,992 ♪ And you know I'm gonna treat you right ♪ 287 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,111 Ah? 288 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,515 ♪ You give me fever ♪ 289 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,154 Everyone's reading my mind today. 290 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:56,271 ♪ When you kiss me ♪ 291 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,472 ♪ Fever when you hold me tight ♪ - (laughs) 292 00:10:58,720 --> 00:10:59,631 Mmm. 293 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,276 ♪ Fever ♪ 294 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,592 - ♪ In the morning ♪ - Hmm! 295 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,634 - Don't mind if I do. - ♪ What a lovely way to burn ♪ 296 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:10,072 - (sighs) - ♪ What a lovely way to burn... ♪ 297 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,873 Who was that? 298 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,271 That was Candy. 299 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,157 Aye. 300 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,315 Think I'd quite like to continue my chat with Candy. 301 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:20,431 (song ends, audience applauds) 302 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,511 Uh... 303 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,230 Where's my money? 304 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,240 And my ring. 305 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,036 Bravo, Candy. 306 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:35,715 Emergencies. 307 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,120 CANDY: Ow, you're hurting me. 308 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:40,760 Just-just give me some more time, please. 309 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,750 I'll have it for you. 310 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,958 LUCIFER: His name's Louie Pagliani. 311 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,675 He's a local loan shark and all-around dirtbag. 312 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,514 I thought I dealt with that human stain 313 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:53,750 last time I was here. 314 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,595 Yeah, well... this is Vegas. 315 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,678 - This town is always up for an encore. - (engine starts) 316 00:11:58,880 --> 00:11:59,757 (chuckles) 317 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,636 (tires screech) 318 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,517 (rattling) 319 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,359 Ah, there you go. 320 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,157 They teach lock picking in forensic class? 321 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,835 No. Middle school. 322 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:14,831 (chuckles) 323 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,515 Ms. Lopez, you are an enigma, wrapped in a hoodie 324 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,194 under a jaunty ponytail. 325 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:20,277 It... 326 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,918 Oh, no. 327 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,875 The annihilation. 328 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:27,910 Ugh. 329 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,271 Even if Louie didn't kill fake Candy, 330 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,989 this decor alone is enough for immediate execution. 331 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,793 I mean... (laughs) 332 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,070 What was he thinking? 333 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:39,876 Well, uh, looks like someone beat you to the execution part. 334 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:46,792 Louie? 335 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,639 Oh, definitely. 336 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,752 I'd know those hairy ham hands anywhere. 337 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,433 ELLA: The trajectory of the blood spatter 338 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,030 in relation to the stiff makes zero sense. 339 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,799 There's no way Louie pulled the trigger. 340 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,390 (sighs) Typical Vegas. Even the suicides are fake. 341 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,399 Yeah, and so is the hair color. 342 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,157 Look at this. 343 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,480 - It's pink. - Candy. 344 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,359 Well, she was here. 345 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,677 You think Candy would've killed Louie, 346 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,678 and then faked her own death to disappear? 347 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:22,118 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Candy's not a killer. 348 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:24,238 No, just a thieving con woman. 349 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,676 - You knew her one week. - Two weeks. 350 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:28,835 Well, you don't know what she's capable of. 351 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,391 Well... 352 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,951 Candy did owe Louie money once upon a time, 353 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,111 but I paid him off. 354 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,640 Perhaps he wanted more. 355 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:37,791 Huh. 356 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,757 This must be Mrs. Ham Hands. 357 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,114 Oh, dearie me. 358 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,317 Someone's sending a painful message. 359 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,631 If Louie was after Candy's candy... 360 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,431 Maybe his old lady found out, 361 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:55,752 followed who she thought was Candy home from the club, 362 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,634 shot her, and then framed/finished off Louie. 363 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,911 Then we need to find this murderous ginger 364 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,117 before she finds the real Candy. 365 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,994 Ah, Roxie Pagliani. 366 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,357 I suppose she's the missus. Just block the caller I.D. 367 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,074 You can't just call her. What are you gonna say? 368 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,312 Well, I'm gonna ask her if she's the killer, of course. 369 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,315 No. Terrible plan! 370 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,795 - Give me that! - What are you doing? (stammers) 371 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:15,871 ROXIE: Hello? 372 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,316 (with New Jersey accent): Hi, yeah. 373 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:20,877 This is Marcia calling from Sensational Statues. 374 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:21,718 Who? 375 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,519 "Sensational Statues"? 376 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,313 Yeah, yeah, we got that new, um... 377 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,670 you know, that new... 378 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,673 oh, bust of Caesar you ordered. 379 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,439 Uh-huh, it came out real sexy. 380 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,717 - "Sexy"? - Yeah, 30% off 381 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,992 if we can drop it wherever you are right now. 382 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,873 I'm sorry, I didn't buy any bust. 383 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,116 Pfft. You sure? Because I... 384 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,039 SLOT MACHINE VOICE: Bada bing! Bada bing! Bada bing! 385 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,834 Oh, whoopsie, whoopsie, my mistake, doll, my mistake. 386 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,311 See? 387 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,074 The truth would've been much more expedient. 388 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:49,040 Nope. I know exactly where Roxie is. 389 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,555 I heard the sound 390 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,353 of The Guido's Rainbow slot machine 391 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,914 in the background of the call. 392 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,560 It's a vintage machine. 393 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,434 And only one casino in Vegas has it: 394 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,071 The Moonbeam. 395 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,514 Well, ka-ching, Ms. Lopez. 396 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:04,671 (elevator bell dings) 397 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,912 Well, no sheets on the furniture, 398 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,190 that's a good sign. 399 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:09,840 And... 400 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,793 it looks like... 401 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,276 yep, the overnight bag is missing, 402 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,960 so maybe he did go out of town. 403 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,355 On my birthday. 404 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,239 You know what, speaking of, this is stupid. 405 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,074 What are we doing here? We should be celebrating. 406 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,636 Yes! We should be celebrating. 407 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,832 Yeah. (sighs) So, where to? 408 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:26,951 Hmm. 409 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:31,200 Actually, I do know this place with an awesome sound system 410 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,238 and all the top shelf you can drink. 411 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,795 Best views in the city? 412 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,997 Seems a shame to let that sunset go to waste. 413 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:42,910 ♪ I love me ♪ 414 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,117 ♪ Hey ♪ 415 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,391 ♪ I love me ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ 416 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,556 ♪ I don't know about you ♪ 417 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,597 ♪ Uh ♪ 418 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:49,956 ♪ But, baby, I love me ♪ 419 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,594 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 420 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,911 ♪ Now everybody say ♪ ♪ Hey-hez-hey ♪ 421 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,358 ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Hey-hey-hey ♪ 422 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:57,232 ♪ I love me... ♪ 423 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,476 Hamlet! 424 00:15:59,240 --> 00:15:59,912 Ah. 425 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:01,956 Hamlet. 426 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,310 ♪ They gon' say all kinds of things... ♪ 427 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,990 "Thanks for the punch up. Love, Will." 428 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:07,557 Wow. 429 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,558 - What you looking at? - (chuckles nervously) 430 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,276 Nothing exciting. 431 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,075 CHLOE (with British accent): I'm Lucifer Morningstar. 432 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,356 (bashing random keys on piano) 433 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,752 I can play the piano and I'm a fancy British man. 434 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:21,159 (laughs): Let's go take a peek in his sock drawer. 435 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,431 But, Dr. Martin, you're his therapist. 436 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:24,994 Aren't there rules against that? 437 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,600 Trust me, there's nothing I don't know 438 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,234 about Lucifer Morningstar. 439 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,636 Except what's in his sock drawer. 440 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,429 It's not like he can see us. 441 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:33,960 - Let's do it. - (phone rings) 442 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,230 - Oh! - Oh. 443 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,157 (humming) 444 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,590 Oh, oh, oh! 445 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,790 - That's Lucifer, that's Lucifer. - Oh. Oh. 446 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:39,831 - Yeah, I can see that. - That's Lucifer. 447 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,997 Officially, officially creeped out! 448 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:42,872 Okay, don't answer it. 449 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,480 No, no, no, wait. Answer it, answer it, uh, 450 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:45,670 - just don't say we're here. - Okay. 451 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,951 - (music stops) - Mmm. Hello? 452 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,357 LUCIFER: Ah, Doctor, I didn't think you were going to answer. 453 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,756 I'm just calling to reschedule my therapy appointment. 454 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,036 I'm on a quick trip out of town. 455 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,038 Oh! 456 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,680 Oh. Out of town. 457 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,838 Um, uh... where? 458 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,673 Oh, nowhere special, it's just Vegas. 459 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,075 Vegas? Again? 460 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,879 What you doing in Vegas? 461 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:08,591 Well... 462 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,953 don't you look ravishing. 463 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,753 - LINDA: Lucifer? - Uh, sorry, I've got to go, Doctor. 464 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,480 - Speak soon. - Bye. 465 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,916 What did he say at the end there? 466 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,360 Um, something about... 467 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,350 radishes. 468 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,753 Well, you are stunning, aren't you? 469 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,878 I almost didn't recognize you, no offense. 470 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,833 Eh, it's hard to get your glitter on 471 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,633 when you're stuck in a lab all day. 472 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,117 But, I mean, Vegas? 473 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,318 Where else can I bust out the bling? 474 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:36,795 There's no reason we can't look fabulous 475 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,400 and catch a homicidal redhead. 476 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:40,790 Exactly. 477 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:41,911 (Lucifer chuckles) 478 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,514 CHLOE: He didn't say "radish." 479 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,154 He said "ravishing," didn't he? 480 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,240 He's in Vegas with someone ravishing 481 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:49,796 on my birthday. 482 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:51,152 You know what? 483 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,395 Why-why do I even care? 484 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,633 Why do I care? This is stupid. 485 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,554 Okay, feelings, feelings are not stupid. 486 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,393 Well, this one is, okay? 487 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,597 This feeling is stupid. 488 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,031 - Okay. - Okay? 489 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,720 Lucifer and I are friends, 490 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,753 partners, that's all. 491 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,555 I'm totally past anything romantic. 492 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,310 Full-on rearview. 493 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,353 - In. The. Past. - Okay. 494 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,557 It is completely reasonable 495 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,320 for something like a trip to Vegas 496 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:22,718 to trigger old emotions. 497 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:23,876 Emotions... 498 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,999 that maybe you haven't completely dealt with. 499 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,759 There's no expiration date 500 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,231 on the process of healing. 501 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,150 We should go. 502 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,112 You're welcome. 503 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,159 Where... where are my pants? 504 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:37,995 I was wearing pant... 505 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,071 Oh, this is fine... 506 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,559 - (Chloe gasps) - Are you okay? 507 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,036 Oh... 508 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,712 LINDA: Oh... 509 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,513 Screw the sock drawer. 510 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,276 SLOT MACHINE VOICE: Bada bing! Bada bing! Bada bing! 511 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,915 Oh, that is definitely her. 512 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,035 LUCIFER: Mrs. Ham Hands. 513 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,590 It looks like she's the casino's pit boss. 514 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,634 Right, let's go and chat up our killer. 515 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,991 Uh, could be a problem. 516 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,795 Pit bosses are notoriously hard to flush out. 517 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,316 Only clients they pay attention to are the whales, 518 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,796 the serious high rollers. 519 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,276 So, how about blackjack? 520 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,550 More of a poker man, myself. 521 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:21,438 Poker? 522 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:22,995 No, poker involves bluffing, 523 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,350 also known as lying. 524 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:25,750 Something you claim 525 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:26,711 you don't do. 526 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,196 Bluffing and lying, two totally different things. 527 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,959 So I guess what you're doing with Chloe, and the whole 528 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:35,359 not telling her you're in Vegas thing, also not lying? 529 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,995 No, that's selective omission. Get it straight, Lopez. 530 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,431 Potato, potahto, po-too-toe. 531 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,200 You, my friend, are compartmentalizing. 532 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,880 Don't even know what that means. 533 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,315 Anyways... 534 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:48,272 Ooh. 535 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,433 Okay, looks like Roxie's working the blackjack floor. 536 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,030 - Mm. - So let's, uh, get you at the table. 537 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,038 What, me? What about you? 538 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,476 Best I just watch. 539 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,839 ♪♪ 540 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,474 (cheering) 541 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,836 (laughs) Again? 542 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,157 Beginner's luck. (laughs) 543 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,437 Right. 544 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,717 Let's see if this gets Roxie's attention. 545 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,071 ELLA: Oh. 546 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,272 Booyah. That's what I'm talking about. 547 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,080 Well, it's so much fun to bet lots and lots of money. 548 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,192 And there's plenty more where this came from. 549 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,318 - (Lucifer chuckles) - ELLA: Ooh, nice. You have an 11. 550 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:19,670 Double down, baby, double down. 551 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,997 Right-o, doubling down, doubling down. 552 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,196 ♪ Mo' money ♪ 553 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,312 ♪ Mo' money, mo' money. ♪ 554 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,351 (chuckles) 555 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,358 ♪ You are my midnight, midnight ♪ 556 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,511 ♪ Yeah ♪ 557 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,200 - Yes! - (all cheering) 558 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,800 - Very good, Ms. Lopez. - See? 559 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,360 You're very good at this, aren't you? 560 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:35,876 - Teamwork is dream work. - (sighs) 561 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,912 Look at all the money, eh? (chuckles) 562 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,554 Do you know, actually, I fancy a drink, actu... 563 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:40,631 - Ooh. - WAITRESS: Here you are. 564 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,280 Wonderful service. Thank you. 565 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,231 What's your name? 566 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:44,791 Mmm. 567 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,231 Oh, that's perfect, thanks. 568 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:49,631 What would you like, Ms. Lopez? 569 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,194 I-I would like for you to focus on the game; 570 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,356 you just got two aces. 571 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:53,875 What? Oh, right. 572 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,833 - Well, maybe you would like... - Split! 573 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,269 LUCIFER (laughs): Sorry. 574 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,589 Ah, it's working, Ms. Lopez. 575 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,234 Whatever you're doing, keep doing it. 576 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,119 - Yeah, order me one, too. - Hmm? 577 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,073 (cheering) 578 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,198 Oh, well done, Ms. Lopez! 579 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,754 Well done, indeed. 580 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,674 - MAN: Excuse me, sir. - (Lucifer sighs) 581 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:13,677 Come with us, please. 582 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:14,518 Oh. 583 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,074 Excellent. It's worked, it's worked. 584 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,033 Right, off to the high rollers' suite, are we? 585 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,191 ♪ Oh, my ♪ 586 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:20,632 ♪ Oh... ♪ 587 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,873 Yeah, I don't think that's where they're taking us. 588 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,790 LUCIFER: What sort of casino back room is this anyway? 589 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,195 I mean, where's the dangling lightbulb 590 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,436 and the bloodstained floor? 591 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:34,796 Where's Joe Pesci? 592 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,719 - (camera snaps) - Hey, go easy. 593 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:37,831 I'm going blind here. 594 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,912 It seems maiming us isn't even in their agenda. 595 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,759 Quite frankly, I'm disappointed, gentlemen. 596 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,280 Hmm, ooh. 597 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,552 Well, actually, I'm slightly less disappointed now. 598 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:46,591 (laughs) 599 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:47,917 Oh. 600 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:49,431 It's you. 601 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,632 So maybe this wasn't a total waste of time. 602 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,672 Mm, maybe we should stop talking. 603 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,116 And by "we," I mean "you." 604 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,674 So, I guess the disguise didn't do it for you. 605 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,714 Very few people can count cards like you, Ms. Lopez. 606 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,389 Count cards? Oh, I'm impressed. 607 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,950 ROXIE: So am I. Your technique's so infamous, 608 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,197 we were able to spot you in, what was it? 609 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,032 Half an hour? 610 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,153 43 minutes. You guys are getting lax. 611 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,629 - (laughs) - Question is, 612 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,434 what do I do with you? 613 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,997 If banning you from the casino didn't work, 614 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,720 maybe I should call your new friends 615 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:35,835 at the LAPD. 616 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,192 Okay. 617 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,039 Fine. Go right ahead. 618 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,151 And, you know, while you're at it, 619 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,670 why don't you tell them about your crimes? 620 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,156 - What? - LUCIFER: Yes. 621 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,153 J'accuse. First of all, 622 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,556 of mixing Corinthian and Doric columns 623 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:49,790 in your McMansion. 624 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,753 I mean... and secondly, 625 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,919 of killing your husband and who you thought was his mistress. 626 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:56,630 Louie's dead? 627 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,629 (scoffs) Hello. 628 00:22:58,840 --> 00:22:59,796 Yes, Louie's dead, 629 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,560 savagely murdered by you. 630 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:02,557 LUCIFER: Hmm. 631 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:04,391 Wow. 632 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,956 Her poker face is amazing, take note. 633 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,636 My husband was a crook. 634 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:10,910 I knew it was only a matter of time 635 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,435 before his ticket got punched. 636 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,757 But I certainly didn't kill him or anyone else. 637 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,076 LUCIFER: Okay. 638 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,873 Very well, Roxie, if you didn't want Louie dead, 639 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,474 then tell me, what do you want? 640 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,072 I, uh... 641 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,396 Yes? 642 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,472 I want the pro golfer on table four. 643 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:29,271 Bad. 644 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,313 I've been trying to pick up his sweet ass for two days straight. 645 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,910 I worked a triple shift just to keep him in my sights, 646 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,191 and I think I'm really close to getting a hole in one. 647 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:39,272 You know what I mean? 648 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:40,556 Oh, dear. 649 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,156 Well, as the detective would say 650 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,311 in this situation, 651 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,756 - that means no motive. - Or opportunity. 652 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,877 Damn it, 6-6-6 didn't work, either. 653 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,554 Try 8-0-0-8. 654 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,513 - 8-0-0-8? - (keypad beeping) 655 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:54,711 It spells "boob." 656 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,713 - Ah. - (keypad beeping) 657 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:57,876 No. 658 00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,474 You know, normally, I wouldn't be so concerned 659 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,114 about trying to get into this thing 660 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,357 if I didn't think there were some real clues 661 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,710 as to where Lucifer is, 662 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,191 'cause wherever he is, maybe he's in danger. 663 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,959 Right. Maybe "ravishing," 664 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,675 I mean "radish," 665 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,320 is code for "help." 666 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,876 Yes. Maybe, maybe that's why he skipped town. 667 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,431 'Cause someone's after him. 668 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,876 It would be irresponsible for us not to open this thing. 669 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,800 Or maybe you two just had too much to drink, 670 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,639 you're a little too curious to leave well enough alone, 671 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,160 which is why you hauled my ass out here. 672 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,550 That mean you're not gonna help us? 673 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,070 I didn't say that. 674 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:29,677 (drill whirs) 675 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:30,916 (gasps) 676 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,399 You really have quite the grip, don't you? Hmm? 677 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,473 You have a good time on your own? 678 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,794 Okay. Ugh. 679 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,909 You are just full of surprises, aren't you, my little Rain Man? 680 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,594 Well, what can I say? 681 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,156 We all have coping mechanisms, 682 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,113 mine just happens to be counting cards... 683 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,152 or, was, anyway. 684 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,476 Coping mechanisms, for what? 685 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:51,598 Poverty? 686 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,311 No. 687 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,439 It helped quiet the voices. 688 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:56,557 What voices? 689 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,675 Never mind, forget I... said that. 690 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,793 The point is that... 691 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,673 everyone has stuff that they want to avoid. 692 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,555 You know, like, like the way you are avoiding Chloe. 693 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,479 Ugh, how many times do I have to tell you? 694 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,990 I am not avoiding or lying to the detective. 695 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,278 I'm... protecting her. 696 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,234 Ah, you're protecting her, or you're protecting yourself? 697 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,476 Look, why are we even discussing this? 698 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,154 Right now, Candy's the one who needs protecting, 699 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:24,555 and we've just hit a dead end. 700 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,035 ELLA: Right. Okay, but hold on. 701 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,277 I mean, if we are gonna find a new lead, 702 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,191 how about we start with how you two ended up married. 703 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,389 (scoffs, sighs) 704 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,551 LUCIFER: Hello, Candy. 705 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,796 (gasps) 706 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,354 My thieving vixen. 707 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,235 I don't know what you're talking about. 708 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:50,677 How'd you get in here? 709 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,872 Impressive grift you've got going. 710 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:57,233 But, uh, I'm afraid that you can't keep this little beauty. 711 00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,033 No, please, please, please, I'm sorry, I'm sor... 712 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,555 Sentimental value. 713 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,717 But, uh, you're welcome to keep the cash. 714 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,634 Goodness knows where you've hidden that. 715 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,389 (cries) 716 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,111 I'm so sorry; please don't call the cops. 717 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,356 It's just... 718 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,479 my dad died recently and... 719 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,674 he used to own the club I was singing at. 720 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,109 - You know, Fletcher's? - Mm. 721 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,471 But he owed this ginormous amount of cash 722 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,074 to this super scary loan shark, 723 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,318 Louie Pagliani, and he used the club as collateral, 724 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,075 and if I don't come up with 300 grand, like now, 725 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:31,709 Louie's gonna take it. 726 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,159 And who knows what else. 727 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,075 (crying): I didn't know what else to do! 728 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:43,197 Bravo, you really are quite the performer, aren't you? 729 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,910 (crying): You, you don't believe me? 730 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,834 What, the weepy waterworks? Not a chance. 731 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,958 But your story seems legit, though. 732 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,437 (hyperventilating) 733 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:55,596 (exhales) 734 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:57,271 It is. 735 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,109 And so is my apology. 736 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:00,276 (laughs) 737 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,359 I actually felt bad. 738 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:03,876 From the looks of you at the bar, 739 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,037 you got your own problems to deal with. 740 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:07,352 Yeah. 741 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,553 Nothing I can't handle on my own. 742 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:10,716 You sure about that? 743 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,478 And so, you see, I... 744 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:20,875 I had to leave. 745 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,151 Hmm, I get it. 746 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,437 The part about your dad 747 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,109 putting the detective in your path is kind of fuzzy, 748 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,679 but it seems like you genuinely care about her. 749 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,550 Yes. 750 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:34,950 I do. 751 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,797 A lot. 752 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,038 Then, isn't you going AWOL gonna kind of throw a big... 753 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:41,397 flag on that play? 754 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,831 No, I said that I care about her. 755 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,679 Oh, unrequited love. 756 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,554 Yeah, I get that, too. 757 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,314 No, no, no, it's not unrequited. 758 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,155 It's... well, the detective has feelings for me, 759 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,999 but she has no control over those feelings. 760 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,111 Okay, I don't get that. 761 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,476 Well, look, it's difficult to explain. 762 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,718 But I just... (sighs) 763 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,189 I just want to do right by her. 764 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,353 I believe you. Yeah. 765 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,357 Swap. 766 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,799 Do you ever ask yourself, 767 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,511 "How the hell did I end up here?" 768 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,359 What, eating mint chocolate chip ice cream, 769 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,676 wrapped in a pink Snuggie? 770 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,195 (laughs softly) 771 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,120 Pink's a good color for you, actually. 772 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,073 Ah! You are a good liar, aren't you? 773 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,077 I don't lie. 774 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,509 Forgive me, 775 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:24,956 but you are a con woman. 776 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,038 I am not a con woman. 777 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,151 I am a singer, 778 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,878 forced to do some things that I'm not proud of, 779 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,595 but only so I can dig my dad's club out of debt. 780 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,554 I grew up on that stage. It's my home. 781 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,116 Drastic measures for the things we care about. 782 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:41,437 That, I get. 783 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:42,710 (chuckles) 784 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,754 I might pretend to be someone 785 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,873 a little less threatening sometimes, 786 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,600 but I don't lie. 787 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,116 I call it bluffing. 788 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:53,351 Totally different things. 789 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,513 Oh, well, that I definitely get. (laughs) 790 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,473 We're quite similar, you and I, aren't we? 791 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,673 Yeah, we are. 792 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,755 Mm. Except for the fact that you have ginormous feet. 793 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:05,757 Oh! 794 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,758 (laughs) 795 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:09,557 (chuckles) 796 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,830 You know... 797 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,590 there might be a way for you and I to dig each other out, Candy. 798 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,833 I'll pay off your debt if you don't mind doing 799 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,918 a little "bluffing" for me. 800 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,517 ♪ It is a game for youth ♪ 801 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:35,239 ♪ But I'm not waiting on a lady... ♪ 802 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:36,231 Marry me. 803 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,752 Uh... (chuckles) 804 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:39,878 (laughs) 805 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,116 LUCIFER: And so, we got married. 806 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,436 The end. 807 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,032 Hmm. Okay, so, you fake-married Candy 808 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:47,714 to avoid Chloe, 809 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,520 even though you cared about her. 810 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,435 Who's the enigma now? 811 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,000 (chuckles) 812 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:55,709 - Don't even... - WAITRESS: Excuse me. 813 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:57,510 Sorry, did I forget to tip? 814 00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:58,517 How rude of me. 815 00:29:58,720 --> 00:29:59,631 (quietly): Lucifer. 816 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,197 Candy? 817 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,511 What are you doing here? You're gonna ruin everything. 818 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:05,917 I... 819 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:08,638 Uh... 820 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,716 As much as I love the Bettie Page vibe, you've got 821 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,832 a bull's-eye on your back; this is hardly a good hiding place. 822 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,594 - But it is where my killer works. - But...? 823 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:20,474 You're onto Roxie as well? 824 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,998 Until you and your sidekick derailed things. 825 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,919 Not my sidekick, and I hate to disappoint, 826 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,237 but Roxie Pagliani did not kill your look-alike. 827 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,271 Ali. 828 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,150 Her name was Ali. 829 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:31,757 She broke up with her boyfriend, 830 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,155 so I said she could stay with me. 831 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:34,956 I was just trying to be a good friend. 832 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:36,471 Oh, man. 833 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:37,990 I'm so sorry. 834 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,076 Anyway. 835 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,439 Anyway, Roxie Pagliani did not kill Ali 836 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,239 or her husband in a jealous fit of rage. 837 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,432 I mean, the woman's about as passionate as a protein bar. 838 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,154 This has nothing to do with passion. 839 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,597 The killer wants my father's club. 840 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,156 Fletcher's? How do you know that? 841 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,116 After I found Ali dead, 842 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,279 I noticed there was only one thing missing from my apartment. 843 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,000 The pocket deed for Fletcher's. 844 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,157 Whoever possesses the deed owns the club. 845 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,271 CANDY: It was used as collateral 846 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,800 when my dad borrowed money from Louie. 847 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,874 But when I went to confront him, 848 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,309 he was already dead. 849 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,910 Oh, that's why her hair was at the crime scene. 850 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,635 So I thought, well, maybe Louie told Roxie about the deed, 851 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:17,990 and she's the one who got greedy. 852 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,156 LUCIFER: Sadly, no. 853 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,840 Roxie was working at the time of the murder. 854 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,874 But who else could've known about that deed? 855 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,476 Well, not to worry. 856 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,280 There's a much faster way to flush out the killer. 857 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,311 Candy's still my wife. Legally, anyway. 858 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:32,996 Which would trump any sort of deed. 859 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:34,674 Exactly, which means Fletcher's 860 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,270 now goes to the grieving widower, me. 861 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,914 ELLA: Yeah, but that makes you 862 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,071 the killer's next target. 863 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,192 (laughing): Oh, I certainly hope so. 864 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,320 Right. Come on. Showtime. 865 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:46,598 Showtime? 866 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,192 (applause) 867 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:50,875 ♪ They call you ♪ 868 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:55,632 ♪ Lady luck ♪ 869 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:04,758 ♪ But there is room ♪ 870 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:09,070 ♪ For doubt ♪ 871 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,033 ♪ At times you have ♪ 872 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:18,399 ♪ A very unladylike way ♪ 873 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,513 ♪ Of running out... ♪ 874 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,914 But not tonight. 875 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,713 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 876 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:30,112 My name is Lucifer Morningstar, new owner here at Fletcher's. 877 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,879 That's right, owner. 878 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:35,432 Please, a warm welcome for The Morningstars. 879 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,959 ♪ Luck be a lady tonight ♪ 880 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:45,077 ♪ Luck be a lady tonight ♪ 881 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,151 ♪ Luck, if you've ever been ♪ 882 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,040 ♪ A lady to begin with ♪ 883 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,639 ♪ Luck be a lady tonight ♪ 884 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,199 Are you buying any of this? 885 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:01,317 CANDY: Well... 886 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,318 Lucifer's certainly made his presence known. 887 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,318 ELLA: So, any sign of the killer? 888 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,911 Any weird or suspicious activity? 889 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,674 Other than your high kick, no, sorry. 890 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,999 You try dancing with a.22 strapped to your thigh. 891 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,432 ♪ Luck be a lady with me... ♪ 892 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,995 Creepy hunched fellow, two o'clock. 893 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,270 - Got it. - (grunts) 894 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,671 ELLA: Blue tracksuit, big guy, big guy. 895 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,440 Yeah, yeah, that's the guy. 896 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,758 ♪ And blows on some other guy's dice... ♪ 897 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:29,711 All clear. 898 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,752 The only thing he cares about are the complimentary crab legs. 899 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,192 ♪ Let's keep this party polite ♪ 900 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:41,598 ♪ Never get out of my sight ♪ 901 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,072 ♪ Stick with me, baby ♪ 902 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:48,352 ♪ I'm the fella you came in with ♪ 903 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,839 ♪ Luck be a lady ♪ 904 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,953 ♪ Tonight ♪ 905 00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:01,150 ♪ Luck be a lady ♪ 906 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:09,235 ♪ Tonight. ♪ 907 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:15,755 LUCIFER: Thank you. 908 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,953 Oh, thank you all so much. I'm here all night. 909 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,159 No, seriously, all night. 910 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,639 And now we wait for the real show to begin. 911 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:25,591 Mm-hmm. 912 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,116 - Whoops. - CHLOE: Whoops? 913 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,276 As in it worked? 914 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:31,677 Well, uh... 915 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,194 - Oh. Oh, don't worry. - Oh. 916 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,911 I've had a lot of experience with giant holes... 917 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:40,674 - ...in walls. - Hmm. 918 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:41,956 A little Spackle and you're good to go. 919 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,475 Well, it's a good thing I come packing. 920 00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:44,551 Came packing Spackle? 921 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,399 - (laughs): Of course. - (drill whirs) 922 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,040 I'll be right back. Excuse me. 923 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,236 This... (sighs) 924 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:51,192 ...look at this. 925 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:53,237 This is nuts. 926 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,517 Yeah, but super fun. 927 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,674 This is... 928 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,633 it's pointless cracking into this safe 929 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,433 because no matter what we find, 930 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:07,429 (it's not gonna change the fact that A) there are things 931 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,950 about Lucifer that I will never understand. 932 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:10,832 (And B) 933 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:15,199 Spackle's not gonna help the Assyrian antique wall. 934 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,799 I think you and I both know that this isn't about Spackle. 935 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:23,473 (sighs) He left on my birthday. 936 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:25,473 And I wasn't expecting a big party 937 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,957 or anything huge, maybe a card. 938 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,316 You know, Lucifer is a nontraditional guy. 939 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,040 And he celebrates 940 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:36,153 in... nontraditional ways. 941 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,232 Right, like going to Vegas with some radish. 942 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:39,430 Lucifer cares for you. 943 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:40,710 I'm sure he's gonna come back 944 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,838 with some crazy explanation that... 945 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,317 That I'll probably never hear about and that's fine. 946 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:47,790 It's fine. 947 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,356 I just hate that I sound jealous 'cause I'm not. 948 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,596 I'm not jealous. 949 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,079 I'm not, I just, um... 950 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,353 He's just my friend, you know? 951 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,271 I know. 952 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,190 What did I tell you? 953 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:05,795 I am the man. 954 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:06,990 (Linda gasps) 955 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,316 Cheers. 956 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,791 To the weirdest birthday I've ever had. 957 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:17,474 And thank you for the party, such as it is. 958 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,799 (drink pours) 959 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,309 (sighs) 960 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,040 Oh, dearie me. 961 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:44,356 Rough night, old boy? 962 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,639 I'm sorry, but-but this place... 963 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:49,990 is mine. 964 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,831 Well, well, well, it seems our bad guy 965 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,679 is the good bartender. 966 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:57,670 You can forget the tip, 967 00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:58,870 by the way. 968 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:07,390 First of all, excellent bluff, Mr. Killer Bartender, 969 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,000 but I do need to tell you... 970 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,433 (groans) I do need to tell you... 971 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,998 (shouts) 972 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,354 What I was trying to tell you 973 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,119 before you so rudely interrupted me 974 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:20,959 is that because I know you're the killer 975 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,150 and you can't kill me, 976 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,840 you may as well just hand yourself in now. 977 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,554 - But I just shot you. - Yes, I know. 978 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,155 It's perplexing, isn't it, Juddy? 979 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,356 CANDY: Judd? 980 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:32,635 How could you? 981 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,276 Candy? 982 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,793 No, you-you can't be here. I... 983 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,550 I killed you! 984 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,513 What the hell is happening to me? 985 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,880 Who are you talking to? 986 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:44,276 You can't see her? 987 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:45,277 - Hmm? - But... 988 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,670 Oh, God. What the hell? 989 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,270 Well, interesting turn of phrase, actually, Juddy, 990 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:52,755 because I am the Devil 991 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,237 and I believe that you're being haunted. 992 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,033 Perhaps if you repent your sins, 993 00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:58,515 all will be forgiven. 994 00:37:58,720 --> 00:37:59,949 The truth will set you free and all that. 995 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,640 CANDY: You were like a son to my father, 996 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,280 a brother to me. 997 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,711 I was gambling again. I was drowning in debt. 998 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,354 Why didn't you just tell me you needed money? 999 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,393 JUDD: Because you don't have any! 1000 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,280 This place is worth crap. 1001 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,119 It's the land that's worth millions. 1002 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,880 I tried to get your dad to sell and I knew you wouldn't, either. 1003 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,595 So, you shot me in the back of the head. 1004 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:19,790 JUDD: Yes. 1005 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,714 (crying): Yes, I did. 1006 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:23,710 Now go away! 1007 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,231 Oh! There we go, Juddy. 1008 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,476 Leave me alone! 1009 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:27,796 LUCIFER: Fire away! 1010 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,435 That's it. You're like a kid in a candy store, aren't you? 1011 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:31,960 That's it, Juddy, go on! 1012 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,077 (gunshots) 1013 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,555 (shouts) 1014 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,114 JUDD: My leg! 1015 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:42,634 Excellent shot, Ms. Lopez. Another hidden talent. 1016 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:43,996 Thanks. 1017 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,751 And don't worry, I'll give you props for the arrest. 1018 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:55,236 I'm cool like that. 1019 00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,069 Gee, thanks. 1020 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,873 (siren wailing) 1021 00:38:59,200 --> 00:38:59,951 Hi. 1022 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:05,318 I just wanted to say thank you for saving my ass... again. 1023 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:06,715 It's what any good husband would've done. 1024 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:08,071 (chuckles softly) 1025 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,997 Come on. Drinks on the house. 1026 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:13,038 Uh, much as I'd love to, 1027 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,794 once Lola over there finishes flirting, 1028 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,793 (shouts) - we need to get back to L.A. 1029 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,430 Speaking of L.A., 1030 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,394 whatever happened with the detective? 1031 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:22,871 Mess it up yet? 1032 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,310 Not yet, but I-I fear I may be about to. 1033 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,159 Then what the hell are you still doing here? 1034 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:29,511 Go home, you Devil. 1035 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,433 (chuckles) Right. 1036 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:34,359 - (kisses) - You take care. 1037 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:35,758 Yeah. 1038 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:36,837 (whistles) 1039 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,793 Lopez! Get a wriggle on! 1040 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:43,592 ♪ People wonder, people talk ♪ 1041 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,749 ♪ We're supposed to settle down ♪ 1042 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,316 ♪ How we ever got this far... ♪ 1043 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:51,840 (sighs) 1044 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,509 ♪ Without our feet touching the ground ♪ 1045 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,637 ♪ What time is it now where you are? ♪ 1046 00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,194 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 1047 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,710 ♪ We're looking at the same star ♪ 1048 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:02,837 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 1049 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,471 ♪ It is a talent staying young ♪ 1050 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,560 ♪ So, why you think we both... ♪ 1051 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:10,392 (chuckles) 1052 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,719 Well, I'm sorry I missed it. 1053 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,680 (sighs) 1054 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,519 Could use a drink myself. 1055 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:23,195 ♪ Nothing hurts us ♪ 1056 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,831 ♪ Every mountain you climb takes you further away ♪ 1057 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,318 ♪ All the common lifetime ♪ 1058 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,318 ♪ Every day... ♪ 1059 00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:35,310 I'm not exactly sure 1060 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,671 what you're all doing here, but I... 1061 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,679 imagine it's something to do with the fact that I wasn't. 1062 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,229 And the truth is... 1063 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,877 I... went to Las Vegas. 1064 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:55,636 (chuckles) 1065 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,912 And even though it was for a very good reason, 1066 00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,952 I didn't tell you because... 1067 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,872 last time I went on a Vegas jaunt, 1068 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,311 there were some very unpleasant feelings involved 1069 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,190 for both of us. 1070 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,996 And, well, I didn't want to dredge any of those up again. 1071 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,999 So, I... bluffed. 1072 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:18,230 (chuckles) 1073 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,954 But I've come to realize that perhaps bluffing 1074 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,879 is the same as lying and that's, 1075 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:30,357 as you know, something I never want to do. 1076 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,160 Especially to you. 1077 00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:35,760 ♪ Will you meet me ♪ 1078 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:39,271 ♪ In the middle? ♪ 1079 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,194 ♪ Every mountain you climb takes you further away ♪ 1080 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,595 LUCIFER: Hello. 1081 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,553 ♪ All the common lifetime ♪ 1082 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,320 Someone's been busy. 1083 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,439 ♪ No, we can't help it... ♪ 1084 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,840 (keypad beeping) 1085 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:54,911 (yawns) 1086 00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,435 Oh, perfect timing. 1087 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,396 You've woken up just in time for your surprise. 1088 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,840 A surprise? What surprise? 1089 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,389 Well, forgive my tardiness, 1090 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,911 but I thought it prudent to deliver your gift in private. 1091 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:16,551 Thank you. 1092 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,753 (both chuckle softly) 1093 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:28,431 Oh. 1094 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,397 Just beautiful. 1095 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:34,920 Oh, it's... (chuckles) 1096 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,269 - What is it? - (laughs): What? 1097 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:39,797 It's the bullet 1098 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,477 from when you shot me. 1099 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,831 Remember in the warehouse, early in our partnership? 1100 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,318 Oh. Yeah. 1101 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:50,151 (whispers): I remember. 1102 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,478 Well, I thought since I'll never likely penetrate you, 1103 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,672 I'd commemorate the one time you penetrated me. 1104 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,400 (both laughing) 1105 00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,159 ♪ Takes you further away ♪ 1106 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,951 ♪ All the common lifetime... ♪ 1107 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:05,915 So, uh, happy birthday, Detective. 1108 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,874 ♪ We're always restless... ♪ 1109 00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,116 (softly): Oh. 1110 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,392 ♪ I'll hurry back ♪ 1111 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:17,231 ♪ I'll hurry back. ♪