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Previously, on Lucifer...
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Someone is forcing
those wings on me.
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I'm sure it's all a part
of God's plan.
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If you mean His plan
to continually
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manipulate and control
me, then agreed.
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I really appreciate how
you handled the whole
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"me not wanting you and
Amenadiel to bone" thing.
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I do really like you.
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You can't die, I know.
But I promise you,
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I will find a way to end
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your infinite misery
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if it's the last thing I do.
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Thank you for your help, Maze.
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No worries.
This actually gives me time
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to brainstorm a little problem
of my own.
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Aah!
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LUCIFER: I don't understand.
How does this not work?
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You still have no idea
how to kill me.
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(elevator bell dings)
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Lucifer, I'm here.
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Are you ready?
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Lucifer?
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(laughs):
Why is it so dark in here?
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Wha...?
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Lucifer?
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Lucifer?
(sighs)
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LUCIFER:
Detective.
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(gasps)
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There's been a change of plan.
I'm not going.
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What? But we have a case.
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Something's happened.
Please leave.
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Wait, what's happened?
Are you okay?
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LUCIFER:
I can't...
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I can't make them go away.
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Wha...?
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Lucifer,
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- what's on your back?
- Detective,
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I said leave!
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(gasping)
What's going on?
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I can't...
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I can't control them.
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(screams)
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No! Detective!
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(gasping)
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Detective!
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Detective, grab my hand!
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Detective!
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(Chloe screams)
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No!
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No...
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No!
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And then I woke up.
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And it's not the sort
of dream I'm used to.
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A lot less nudity.
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So what do you think
it means?
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Well, I think it's
pretty obvious
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what it means, Lucifer.
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That I need sturdier
guardrails?
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Or, maybe there's some
symbolism in there.
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- You mean my wings, don't you?
- Yes.
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- Well, clearly, you have issues.
- Well, you would, too,
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if your father slapped
a pair on your back.
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Took away your Devil face,
took away who you are.
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I mean, who knows what else
He'll take from me.
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Lux? My...
job with the LAPD?
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Or Chloe.
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Well, she may be part of it,
but this isn't about her.
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This is about me.
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So can we please just focus
on what truly matters here?
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- Which is?
- Showing my Father
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that He can't control me.
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And He's not as powerful
as he thinks.
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And how are you going
to do that?
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By defying Him.
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I'm gonna remove
Pierce's immortal curse
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so he can finally die.
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There's just
one problem, though.
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Just one?
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(sighs) Everything
that I've come up with,
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Pierce has already tried.
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I'm completely out of ideas.
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My well is dry,
and that is why I'm here.
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Yeah, well.
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Not sure I know how to remove
an immortal's curse.
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(laughs):
No.
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I need you to remove
my mental block.
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Hypnotize me, or something.
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I hear it works with smoking
and insomnia, so...
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(grunts)
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Unfortunately, that's not
how it works, Lucifer.
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There's no easy fix
for a lack of ideas.
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- No?
- No.
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You just have
to be patient.
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You never know when or where
inspiration will strike.
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Well, thank you,
Doctor.
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For being completely
unhelpful today.
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(scoffs)
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(sighs)
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(phone rings)
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Ah.
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Hi, Amenadiel.
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♪♪♪♪
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♪♪ Ooh, ooh ♪♪
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♪♪ Ooh. ♪♪
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Hey, Ella?
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Um...
(clears throat)
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Uh, listen, about tonight?
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- I'm gonna have to...
- No!
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No.
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You better not
be cancelling on me again.
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I know,
I'm so sorry.
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It's just,
I have so much work to do.
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Can't you play hooky?
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Not if I want to be
a responsible adult.
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Right.
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But...
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What if...
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you weren't a responsible adult?
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(laughing):
Just this once.
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Come on!
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Chloe,
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I mean, don't you ever miss
just having stupid fun
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like when you were a kid?
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I was a pretty grown-up kid,
actually.
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Well, never too late to start.
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I know.
I'm sorry, babe, I can't.
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Can we do a neon party
rain check?
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Decker, one of these days,
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you're gonna realize
what you've been missing.
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(quietly): It looked
so cute on you.
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(scoffs)
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(indistinct radio chatter)
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This is the longest you've
ever gone without talking.
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Ever. Is something
on your mind?
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Nothing.
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That's the problem.
(sighs)
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Uh, how so?
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(sighs) Well, I...
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I have this puzzle
that I need to solve,
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but I've hit a mental block.
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- Okay.
- Have you ever just
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ran out of ideas when working
a particularly difficult case?
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I mean, before I came along,
of course.
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(scoffs) Right.
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Um... not really.
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I-I mean, I've hit dead ends
from lack of evidence,
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but no, because there's always
a new angle to consider.
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Braggart.
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(sighs)
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DAN: Our victim's name was
Kathleen Pike, 33.
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She's the author
of a best-selling
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futuristic Y.A. series
called Class of 3001.
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She was found
with her head bashed in
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by her own
vintage typewriter.
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The irony's a little
on the nose.
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Or on the head, should I say?
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CHLOE:
What's that white stuff?
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ELLA: I know what you
guys are thinking.
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She's a synthetic.
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Aliens.
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The android who bled white.
(gurgles)
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No one? Really?
Oh, never mind.
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That's melted ice cream, anyway.
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It looks like our victim was
about to dig in last night
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when someone showed up
and rewrote her dessert menu
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with that typewriter.
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Real wound's
over here though.
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- Huh. Who found the body?
- (camera clicks)
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Kathleen's editor.
Vincent Green.
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He's out by the pool.
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Thank you.
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Uh, Daniel.
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- Your head is mostly empty.
- Huh?
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Exactly. And yet, you manage
to do this improv thing.
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How do you come up with stuff
on the spot like that?
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Well, the first rule of improv
is "yes, and..."
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Yes and what?
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That's the name
of the technique.
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Right. I've heard you talk
about it before,
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but I don't actually understand
what it means.
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Well, you agree with whatever's
being said... yes.
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And then you say the first thing
that comes to your mind... and.
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That makes no sense.
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(sighs) But I'm desperate,
so I'll try anything.
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Yes, and.
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VINCENT: I got the call
from Kathleen late last night.
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She finally finished
the new book.
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We made plans for me
to come over this morning,
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pick up the manuscript.
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Do you usually pick up
manuscripts in person?
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With Kathleen, yes.
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There's only ever
one hard copy
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since she does all her writing
on that typewriter.
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Yes, and... well, her dying
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on that typewriter as well,
it seems.
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CHLOE: Do you know anyone who
would have done this to her?
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- Any known enemies?
- No, Kathleen was extremely well-liked.
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She had millions
of devoted fans.
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Ugh, I know how fans can get
obsessed with their idols.
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Yes, and... with their boobs.
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Like after you did Hot Tub High School, Detective.
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- Oh. Uh-huh.
- You don't think this could be my fault, do you?
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- Why?
- I was so excited that she was finished
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that I tweeted the news
to her fans.
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I really talked the book up,
hinting at this huge
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action-packed robot rebellion
ending she teased me with.
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Well, as long as you didn't
tweet her address as well.
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No, of course not,
but someone could find that.
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Someone who wanted to
read the book first?
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Yes, and... someone who wanted
to tell her
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that robot rebellions couldn't
be more dull and derivative.
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What is with all this
"yes, and" stuff?
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Oh, just some improv thing
I was hoping
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would knock me out
of my idea dry spell.
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But you're literally just saying
what you would normally say,
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with the words "yes, and"
in front of it.
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Yes, and...
it's clearly not working.
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- Uh-uh.
- Stupid Daniel.
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Idea dry spell.
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Just like Kathleen.
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What do you mean?
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She had the worst case of
writer's block I've ever seen.
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Took her five years to figure
out how to end the series.
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Well, never mind that.
How did she cure her block?
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I don't know, she said I would
understand after I read it.
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Said she even explained
how she broke through it
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in the book's afterword.
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But you haven't read it.
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No, like I said,
there's only one copy
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and I haven't seen it.
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Detective.
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This afterword
could explain how
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to overcome my own form
of writer's block.
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- What?
- We need to find it.
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The killer. You mean we need
to find the killer.
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Exactly. So they can
hand over that book.
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♪♪♪♪
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♪♪ Never get to bed... ♪♪
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Mmm. Linda, I have to say,
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these last few weeks have been
absolutely incredible.
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Wow.
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You're really good at this
sweet, sappy stuff, aren't you?
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- (chuckles)
- (giggles)
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I feel the same.
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Good.
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Well, maybe someday
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we can actually have
this date in public?
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(both laugh)
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(sighs) I do hate
sneaking around, but Maze.
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I know. I know.
She can't find out.
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I...
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I want to tell her,
I just don't know how.
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I admit, I'm afraid.
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Well, you should be.
Maze would...
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not take this well.
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I feel so guilty, I... (scoffs)
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I've been avoiding
her calls.
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Are we being cowards?
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Yes.
260
00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:20,396
But, Linda, it's...
261
00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,472
- Maze.
- Maze. I know.
262
00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:23,836
Do you know how she's doing?
263
00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:25,840
I'm sure she's fine.
264
00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:28,839
Busy hunting bounties and all.
265
00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:32,590
But...
266
00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:36,514
I can check on her if that'll
make you feel better.
267
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,189
Really? Just to make sure
she's okay.
268
00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:40,311
Of course.
269
00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,279
I would do anything for you.
270
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♪♪ Over my head... ♪♪
271
00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,518
What? Is that too sappy?
272
00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,800
♪♪ No, I don't like my fate ♪♪
273
00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,999
♪♪ Or how I'm turning out ♪♪
274
00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,520
♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
275
00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,599
♪♪ How I'm turning out. ♪♪
276
00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,718
"Max was plagued with confusion.
277
00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,992
"If Jessica truly loved him,
then why'd she kiss Tristan?
278
00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:07,673
"And in the back seat
of her flying car, no less."
279
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,876
This has sold
millions of copies.
280
00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,834
Tongueless kissing and stealing
liquor from their parents.
281
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,874
(chuckles) I mean,
where's the sex? The drugs?
282
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,676
That robot rebellion
cannot come soon enough.
283
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:23,034
Was your high school experience
this pathetically PG?
284
00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,757
I didn't have much of
a high school experience.
285
00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,118
Oh! Played hooky
a lot did you?
286
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:29,151
Suddenly I like you more.
287
00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,750
No, child actors don't have
much time for regular school.
288
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,719
You're either
auditioning or on set,
289
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,520
- so it's mostly tutors.
- Ah.
290
00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,793
Maybe I did
miss out on a lot.
291
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:40,910
Anyhow, why are you
reading those?
292
00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:41,951
I doubt that that's gonna
293
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,037
lead us to
Kathleen's killer.
294
00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,833
Oh, well, Kathleen's
afterword explained
295
00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:46,235
how she overcame
her writer's block.
296
00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,511
In order to understand,
I may need context.
297
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,234
Oh, in case she uses examples?
298
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,115
Exactly.
So, speaking of the killer,
299
00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,231
any leads?
300
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:55,990
Yeah, actually.
301
00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,193
Someone who goes by
the name of
302
00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,875
"Ashley3001fan."
303
00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:04,357
Got into some pretty heated
online arguments with Kathleen.
304
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:05,755
Apparently,
she wasn't too happy
305
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,679
the book was taking
so long to be completed.
306
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,317
Poor Kathleen. When will people
understand writer's block
307
00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:11,590
is a very serious condition?
308
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,029
Well, Kathleen agreed.
309
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,230
LUCIFER: "I don't
have to answer
310
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:15,476
"to ignorant trolls
like you.
311
00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:16,591
"There's a reason
I'm the writer
312
00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:17,910
"and you're a fan.
313
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:18,951
"Maybe you should try
contributing
314
00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,514
something to society."
315
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:21,989
Ouch, nicely put, Kathleen.
316
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,476
Yeah. After Kathleen
publicly berated her,
317
00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:25,949
Ashley went completely offline.
318
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,629
You think Ashley
was so humiliated by her hero
319
00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:29,751
that she wanted revenge?
320
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,595
(s i g h s)
It's possible.
321
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,310
Well, let's hope so 'cause
I need to find that boo...
322
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,640
Killer, the b... killer.
323
00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:38,996
I know you mean book.
324
00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:40,952
I did.
325
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:42,830
(knocking on door)
326
00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:46,516
Hi, Amenadiel.
327
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,634
Hey, Trixie.
Uh, is Maze here?
328
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,793
Sorry, no.
329
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:53,037
Oh.
330
00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,637
Would you mind telling her
that I stopped by, please?
331
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,117
Sure.
332
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,070
Thanks.
333
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,594
Nice work, Trix.
334
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,119
Why don't you
want to see him?
335
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,356
Amenadiel's nice.
336
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:16,757
Nice?
337
00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,680
If he were nice,
338
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,600
he wouldn't be sneaking around
behind my back with my friend,
339
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,075
and lying about it.
340
00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,476
Why are they
doing that?
341
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,512
I don't know.
'Cause they suck.
342
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,473
Mommy says that sometimes,
343
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,717
people are just scared
to tell the truth.
344
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,160
Maybe they need a little help.
345
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,639
That's not a bad idea, kid.
346
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,914
Helping people tell the truth
is kind of my thing.
347
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,077
Huh.
348
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:52,035
I cybertraced
Ashley3001fan to here.
349
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,674
And the ice cream
from the crime scene,
350
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:54,916
also from here.
351
00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,197
- Ashley could be one of these three.
- Yes.
352
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,557
They do seem like
the insipid Y.A. type.
353
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,195
Though, scooping frozen treats
for others day in, day out,
354
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,669
seems even more boring.
355
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,360
CHLOE: Yeah, but they get to
hang out with their friends.
356
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:06,960
There's no
adult responsibility.
357
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,350
It looks like
they're having fun.
358
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,239
You know, stupid fun.
359
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,238
Since when do you
like "stupid fun"?
360
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:15,232
Hi.
361
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:18,512
Detective Decker, LAPD.
I'd like to ask you all some...
362
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,229
- Freeze.
- LUCIFER: Ha.
363
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,715
"Freeze,"
good one.
364
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,236
(panting) Please.
365
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,510
Please don't call my mom.
366
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:29,394
I-It's just one joint.
367
00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:31,752
Claire?
What's going on?
368
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:33,317
Claire?
369
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,076
You're not Ashley?
370
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,229
No, I'm Ashley.
371
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,029
Ashley's a man?
372
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,756
Yeah, I'm a man.
373
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,039
And I'm the manager.
What's going on?
374
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:44,720
Oh, what's
going on, Ashley,
375
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,354
is you need to
give me that book.
376
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:47,960
Otherwise, I'll show you
the true meaning of
377
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,594
"you scream for ice cream."
378
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:51,591
Okay?
379
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,156
All right.
380
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,598
LUCIFER: I'm gonna
ask you nicely, Ashley.
381
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:04,910
Where's the book?
382
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,313
Dude, I'm telling you.
I don't have any book.
383
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,952
Then why was that found
at Kathleen Pike's home?
384
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,440
"3000 and Yum."
385
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,912
Yeah, that's a flavor I created
special for Kathleen.
386
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,634
I brought it to her house
personally.
387
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,877
Do you always bring ice cream
to your murder victims?
388
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,476
Murder?
389
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,277
Wait...
390
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,435
Kathleen's dead?
391
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,471
Very.
392
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,360
Man, she was the greatest
writer of our generation.
393
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,277
What?
394
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,114
Her books were about
high school drama.
395
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,154
What could a man of your age
possibly find great about them?
396
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,791
(chuckles): I mean, high school
was the best time of my life.
397
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:47,950
Reading 3001 makes me
feel like I'm 16 again.
398
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,318
Those books are deeper
than you think.
399
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,790
We know about your online fight
with Kathleen.
400
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,315
Things got very heated.
401
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,159
Must've hurt to have her
insult you like that
402
00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,476
in front of everybody.
403
00:15:58,720 --> 00:15:59,949
I never should've
said those things.
404
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,480
So, I sent her
some of my writing.
405
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,000
You know, like an olive branch.
406
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,554
Hold on, you're a writer?
407
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:05,910
Yeah, man.
I've written, like,
408
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,515
tons of Class of 3001
fan fiction.
409
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,672
Can't imagine that Kathleen
was too pleased.
410
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,719
Kathleen liked my writing.
411
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,231
She even asked me to help her
finish her last book.
412
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,193
She asked you to help?
413
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:21,518
So Kathleen's solution to
writer's block was to outsource?
414
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,359
Yeah, but when Kathleen
read my version,
415
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,916
she decided she wanted to go
in a different direction.
416
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,473
But she said it did help her
f-finish her book on her own.
417
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,034
So... (scoffs) boom.
418
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,799
It did? How?
419
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,995
What exactly helped Kathleen
overcome her block?
420
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:41,037
She told me she realized
she needed to be more authentic.
421
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,550
You know, get back
to her original inspiration.
422
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,840
That is completely meaningless.
423
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,556
Well, well, what was
the original inspiration?
424
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:54,392
Oh? You guys don't know?
425
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,831
So, the characters in Kathleen's
books are based on real people.
426
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,474
DAN: And all of her
stories were taken
427
00:16:58,680 --> 00:16:59,796
from her real life
at Westside High,
428
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,956
right here in L.A.
429
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,757
LUCIFER:
Max, Jessica, Isabel.
430
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,832
She didn't even change
any of the first names.
431
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,356
Did she have any
original ideas at all?
432
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:09,710
Well, she changed
the last names.
433
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,076
ELLA: And she did
have to come up
434
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,509
with all that
futuristic sci-fi stuff.
435
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,797
I mean, trust me,
that is not easy.
436
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,076
I'm actually writing
my own book
437
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,396
about a forensic
scientist
438
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,233
- who talks to ghosts.
- You are? Tell me,
439
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,920
what do you do when
you run out of ideas?
440
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,191
Oh, I never run out of ideas.
I've got way too many.
441
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,800
My problem is how to choose.
442
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,070
Well, there's no need
to rub it in.
443
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,953
- Thank you.
- So, this author exposed
444
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,435
all these people's
dirty laundry?
445
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:30,630
Sounds like motive to me.
446
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,115
Uh, I think Charlotte...
447
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,314
uh, Ms. Richards is right.
448
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,591
If, uh, someone saw
the editor's tweet
449
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,996
announcing another book, then
maybe one of them killed her
450
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,469
to make sure it
didn't come out.
451
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,037
Ella.
452
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,590
The main characters
from the Class of 3001...
453
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,440
if the book's gonna reveal
any secrets, it's theirs.
454
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:50,960
These are our suspects.
455
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:54,631
Right. Prom king,
sexpot, cheerleader,
456
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,759
bad boy, valedictorian, jock.
457
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,270
One of these six degenerates has
my book. Let's bring them in.
458
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,279
No, all you have is speculation.
Not enough for arrest warrants.
459
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,279
I mean, even if we did
bring them all in,
460
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,715
we don't have any leverage.
Why would they
461
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:07,831
admit to anything?
462
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,474
CHLOE: Well, according
to superfan Ashley,
463
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,114
Kathleen was rushing to get
her book done in time
464
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,476
to announce it
at her high school reunion,
465
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,636
which is tomorrow night.
466
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,151
Well, if all our suspects
are in town to attend,
467
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:17,917
gave them opportunity.
468
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,471
Mm-hmm. And it gives us
an opportunity as well,
469
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,431
to go undercover.
470
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,313
- Well, good. What are we waiting for?
- Well,
471
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,477
it's a high school reunion.
Everybody knows everybody.
472
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,400
Unless...
you're Todd Cornwell.
473
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,116
Who's Todd Cornwell?
474
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,631
Exactly. Todd Cornwell.
475
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,394
Class loner, acne,
476
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,636
Coke-bottle glasses,
whole bit.
477
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,234
Went to college overseas,
478
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,716
and when I stalked Kathleen's
classmates online,
479
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,674
Todd was the only one with
zero social media presence.
480
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,236
Lucifer, you could go as Todd.
481
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,317
Yeah, no, no, seriously.
Look, he looks just like you.
482
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,119
LUCIFER: Has all that
masturbation finally caught up
483
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,151
with your eyesight,
Daniel?
484
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,800
No one'll believe that
even if I tell them
485
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,719
I've had a face
and body transplant.
486
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,360
CHLOE: Yeah, but it
might be our only shot.
487
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:58,596
I mean, I could go
as your plus-one.
488
00:18:58,840 --> 00:18:59,990
ELLA:
Oh, poops. Hold up.
489
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,159
Todd RSVP'd "yes."
490
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,518
(sighs) Charlotte,
is there any legal way
491
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:06,676
to prevent him from attending?
492
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,914
Well, it's definitely
not legal
493
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,191
to distract Todd with,
say, a bounty hunter.
494
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,232
If anyone needs me,
I'm gonna be in my office
495
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,510
not hearing the plan.
496
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,113
Okay, great.
Are you gonna call Maze?
497
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:22,313
Gladly, whilst you
research our suspects.
498
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:23,797
Enjoy.
499
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,636
Maze.
500
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,710
I'm so glad you're here.
501
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,515
Yeah, well,
you seem pretty busy.
502
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,395
I called a couple of times.
Never heard back.
503
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,799
Yeah, I know, work's been crazy.
504
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:43,040
Oh. I was hoping that maybe
you found a boyfriend.
505
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,191
- Boyfriend?
- Yeah.
506
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,392
Why would I... (laughs)
507
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:48,830
Definitely no boyfriend.
508
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:50,517
- Really?
- Yup.
509
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,031
So single. So... so single.
510
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,038
Well, in that case,
I should totally set you up.
511
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,836
I have just the guy.
512
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,356
Oh, that it so thoughtful
of you, Maze,
513
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,552
but you really don't
have to do that.
514
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:06,316
Please, Linda, I want to.
What are best friends for?
515
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,398
I know, it's just me
and blind dates...
516
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,869
- How about tomorrow night?
- Tomorrow night?
517
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:10,831
Mm.
518
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,552
Oh... shoot. I think I'm busy.
519
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,436
Let me do this.
520
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:20,956
Tomorrow it is.
521
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,391
(gasps)
522
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,590
No.
523
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,270
(sighs)
524
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,395
- (exclaims)
- BEATRICE: Mom?
525
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,752
Baby, what are you doing up?
Get back in bed.
526
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,952
Bed? It's morning.
527
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,035
I'm gonna miss the bus.
528
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:48,915
What?
I've-I've, uh...
529
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,474
I've been up all night?
530
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,077
Come on, come on.
Get the...
531
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,190
Get-get, go, get your...
Where's the...?
532
00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:00,475
♪♪ Tell me, did you fall
from a shooting star? ♪♪
533
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,958
♪♪ One without a permanent scar ♪♪
534
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,640
♪♪ And did you miss me ♪♪
535
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,718
♪♪ While you were looking
for yourself out there? ♪♪
536
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:10,436
(gasps) Oh.
537
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:11,950
Wow.
538
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,999
You know, high school reunion's
a very popular torture in Hell.
539
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,118
CHLOE:
This is beautiful.
540
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:20,200
I... you know, you didn't
even try to look like Todd.
541
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,720
(clears throat) - Well...
well, why would I do that?
542
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,474
If I was Todd, I'd
want to look like me.
543
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,478
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh, look.
544
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,110
It's Emily and Bo,
Tristan and Jessica,
545
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,118
and there's Max talking
to Isabel.
546
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,437
She is so not
good enough for him, really.
547
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,512
(laughs)
What did you just say?
548
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:35,915
(clears throat)
549
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,510
Max and Isabel,
two of our suspects.
550
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,710
Oh, oh!
551
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,509
The prom king
and the sexpot.
552
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:43,949
Oh, Lucifer, don't judge.
553
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,675
There's so much more
to these people
554
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:46,950
than their stereotypes suggest.
555
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,031
(laughs):
Right.
556
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,191
It's just, ugh.
557
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,550
Are you being serious?
558
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,832
Yeah. Yeah, the books
are much deeper
559
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:53,797
than you'd imagine.
560
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:57,829
The characters, they're so
compelling and relatable
561
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,673
and rich, and I-I mean...
(stammers)
562
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,149
They're all here.
563
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,919
And one of them
is most likely a killer.
564
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:04,512
Right.
565
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:05,876
- Right.
- Right.
566
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,270
Okay, I'm gonna go
sign us in
567
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,517
so that we can
finally meet the, um...
568
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,913
so we can
question the suspects.
569
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:13,990
(giggles)
570
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,156
What is happening?
571
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,479
Okay, so we each have
three people to question.
572
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:25,955
Let's figure out
who was worried about
573
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,560
Kathleen's book coming out.
574
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,672
Yes, and where everyone was
the night of the murder.
575
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,030
Oh, yeah.
576
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,757
- Are you even listening to me?
- Mm-hmm.
577
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,675
Do you know,
I can't believe I'm saying this,
578
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,190
but focus, Detective.
I need that afterword.
579
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,754
- Right, sorry.
- Right.
580
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,036
- Oh, my God.
- What?
581
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:42,511
It's Jessica.
582
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,071
Can you believe
583
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,999
that sophomore year,
she hooked up with Tristan
584
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,238
on the laserball field?
585
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,430
(exhales sharply)
586
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,469
Don't worry,
Jessica's on my list.
587
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,758
Okay, so,
I'm the first one here.
588
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,311
I'll just go have a drink
at the bar.
589
00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,789
- HOSTESS: Sure thing.
- Linda.
590
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:02,795
Amenadiel,
what are you doing here?
591
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,434
Well, Maze invited me.
592
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,757
I thought she wanted to talk
after I stopped by yesterday.
593
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,111
Maze is setting me up
on a blind date.
594
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:11,874
What if you are my blind date?
595
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,309
Well, that doesn't make
any sense.
596
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,910
Unless she knows about us
and is trying to make us squirm.
597
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,039
And torture
is her thing.
598
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:19,431
MAZE:
Linda,
599
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:21,676
this is Todd.
600
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:22,877
Your date.
601
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:25,717
Hello.
602
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,314
This is a blue lobelia.
603
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,151
Native Americans use them
to treat constipation.
604
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:33,751
Thank you.
605
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:34,917
(sighs)
606
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:35,997
(grunts)
607
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,397
But what are you two doing here?
608
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:41,751
Double date.
609
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,275
Isn't this great?
610
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:46,870
Hmm.
611
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,597
Yeah, uh, no...
612
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,038
Hi.
613
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,516
Great.
614
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,115
("Let Me Blow Ya Mind"
by Eve playing)
615
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,552
(both talking quietly)
616
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,714
Excuse us. Isabel.
617
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:05,591
Todd?
618
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:06,830
Odd-bod Todd?
619
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:07,712
Are...
620
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,516
I'm sorry. You...
621
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,192
just look so different.
622
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,470
I'll take that as a compliment.
623
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:14,710
Wow, I...
624
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,475
Do you have a British accent?
625
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,393
Well, I've had many accents
over the years,
626
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:19,994
but this one is clearly
the best.
627
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,395
(laughs)
628
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,077
You're so funny and... so hot.
629
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,078
- (chuckles) I know.
- Mmm.
630
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,920
Uh, but I need
to ask you a few questions.
631
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,952
Sure. Let's catch up.
632
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,797
Can you believe Kathleen's
coming out with another book?
633
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,514
Oh, I believe it.
634
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,189
That bitch loved
profiting off of us.
635
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,800
Ugh, she sucks.
636
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,035
But honestly, we're all, uh,
just trying to move on.
637
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,232
Man, those books ruined
our lives.
638
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:47,870
I had to move to Maine.
639
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,309
Do you know
what was in her last book?
640
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,034
What sparked her final idea?
641
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,794
The books
are about you, correct?
642
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,080
♪♪ And I ain't goin' nowhere... ♪♪
643
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,350
- Oh, for...
- CHLOE: So, do you know
644
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,750
what happens in the new book?
645
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,235
Are there any big secrets
646
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:01,317
that come out or... (gasps)
647
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,559
Does Isabel actually
get pregnant?
648
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,592
Uh, who are you again?
649
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:06,870
What were you doing
two nights ago?
650
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,912
I was... at home?
651
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,076
Doing a facial.
652
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,390
I was with Tristan.
653
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,077
I think.
654
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,558
I mean, by the time I flew in,
it was really late.
655
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:16,830
You're hiding something.
656
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:18,796
And I think I know what.
657
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,595
It's because
you were with Bo,
658
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,234
and you didn't want Isabel
to find out.
659
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,999
But, like, who cares
what Isabel thinks?
660
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,715
Especially after what she did
to you in chemistry class?
661
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,191
I mean, do you realize you're
still lucky to have your hand?
662
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,039
ISABEL: It doesn't matter
where I was two nights ago.
663
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:35,111
What matters is that tonight,
we're together.
664
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:36,718
(sighs)
665
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,559
So where were you
two nights ago?
666
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,200
♪♪ That's hard to find... ♪♪
667
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,039
Let's go talk somewhere
a little quieter.
668
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,030
Right.
669
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,515
Yeah, talk. Uh-huh.
670
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,119
(laughing)
671
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:51,079
You two have so
much in common.
672
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,232
Yeah.
673
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:53,596
Linda, you're a therapist.
674
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,675
And, Todd,
you're in therapy.
675
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:57,957
Discuss.
676
00:25:59,240 --> 00:25:59,832
Oh.
677
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,394
- You don't have to...
- I wet the bed.
678
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,438
It's more common
than people think.
679
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:07,990
You're lovely.
680
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,510
I'm so glad she convinced me
to skip my reunion for this.
681
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:11,392
(laughs awkwardly)
682
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,557
Most serial killers wet the bed.
683
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:14,916
(hisses)
684
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:18,272
I smell a love
connection, don't you?
685
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,198
Let's crank this
date up a notch.
686
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:22,552
Waiter.
687
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,317
(quietly):
Linda.
688
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,034
This is getting out of control.
689
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,437
We just have to get through
tonight. We can do it.
690
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,790
(Maze sighs)
691
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:33,437
So, Todd.
692
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:35,670
Any hobbies?
693
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,992
I make my own toothpaste.
694
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,399
Where were you two nights ago?
695
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:43,911
Uh...
696
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,276
Come on, Tristan.
697
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:46,630
I can't remember.
698
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,275
Well, try.
699
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,954
(chuckles nervously)
I told you, man,
700
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,514
I don't, I don't remember
where I was.
701
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:52,518
Oh!
702
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,072
Tell me the truth now.
703
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:56,953
Okay.
A couple nights ago,
704
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,640
we all broke into
the school pool.
705
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,076
You know, just a little party
before the party, you know?
706
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,316
Well, why is that a secret?
707
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,671
Because we didn't
invite everyone.
708
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:06,633
Well, you, for instance.
709
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:08,674
- What?
- I'm sorry, man.
710
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,234
If we knew how cool
you had gotten,
711
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,834
we totally would've
invited you.
712
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,114
So what you're saying is
you all have the same alibi?
713
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,153
(groans)
714
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,795
Wasting our time here.
715
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:19,797
(pants)
716
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,480
Where's the detective?
717
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,280
MAX:
I dig you, Chloe.
718
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,439
You...
you're different.
719
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,872
Too bad you didn't go
to high school with us.
720
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:30,431
Yeah.
721
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,036
That would have been great.
722
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,350
Yeah.
723
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:38,040
So, you were gonna tell me
724
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:39,715
where you were two nights ago?
725
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,400
(chuckles)
726
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,630
Is that really what you want
to talk about, hmm?
727
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,960
Well, I mean,
728
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,880
I would really like to know.
729
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,236
JESSICA:
Max!
730
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,833
What are you doing? Who is that?
731
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,599
- Uh...
- We were talking.
732
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,035
And what do you care?
733
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,876
You cheated on Max
with Tristan.
734
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:02,960
That was 15 years ago.
735
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,035
- MAX: Actually, I am still kind of pissed...
- Right.
736
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,078
- ...about that.
- I'm sorry I cheated on you,
737
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,237
but I only did it because
I thought you slept with Emily.
738
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,240
I would never
cheat on you, Jessica.
739
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:12,950
I know that now.
740
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,920
I read 3001.
741
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,073
It showed me how much
you really loved me.
742
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,590
- Hmm.
- JESSICA: You know, sometimes I think about
743
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,350
getting back together.
744
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:22,557
CHLOE:
Mmm.
745
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,320
- Me, too.
- Oh.
746
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,120
EMILY: What's
going on here?
747
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,750
Max, I thought it
was gonna be just us.
748
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,320
I'm not really down
for a four-way.
749
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:31,789
LUCIFER:
Make that five.
750
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,276
I can't believe I'm saying this,
but I'm not down, either.
751
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,232
- Oh. So you were sleeping with Emily...
- Oh.
752
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,597
...weren't you? And then you
bring this rando in here, too?
753
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:41,597
- I'm not a "rando."
- I-I just met
754
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,029
- this rando.
- JESSICA: We are never...
755
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,396
- Hey.
- ...getting back together.
756
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:45,590
- You didn't tell her about us?
- MAX: Jessica, I...
757
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:46,950
- this rando...
- Us? - Yes, us.
758
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,350
- That's what you said.
- MAX: I never said...
759
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:49,755
- Oh, really, Max?
- ...anything like that to you.
760
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,714
Detective! None of these people
killed Kathleen.
761
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,713
- What?
- "Killed"?
762
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,030
- EMILY: What?
- "Detective"?
763
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:57,435
LUCIFER: I have discovered
that they all
764
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:58,710
have the same alibi.
765
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,314
They broke onto
the campus two nights ago
766
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,510
and had a party
by the pool.
767
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:02,830
Didn't you? Hmm?
768
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,437
So, Kathleen's killer, not here.
769
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,034
Look at me,
being the responsible one.
770
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,118
So that's why you were
all acting so strangely.
771
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:11,516
MAX:
Yeah.
772
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,518
Sorry we didn't invite
you, Todd, but, uh...
773
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:14,677
you're not mad, right?
774
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:15,950
You were hanging out
with Kathleen anyway.
775
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:16,991
CHLOE:
What?
776
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:18,917
Todd was hanging out
777
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,554
with Kathleen two nights ago?
778
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,114
Yeah, it's what he said
in the e-mail.
779
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,999
I did? I...
780
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,475
What? He was an
awesome math tutor,
781
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:27,830
and now he helps me
with my taxes.
782
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,156
LUCIFER:
Detective.
783
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,795
I think I'm the killer.
784
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,556
(siren wailing)
785
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,672
Apparently, Maze took Todd
to a steakhouse in Hollywood.
786
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,316
It is an odd place
for a kidnapping, even for Maze.
787
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,797
And what motive would Todd have
to kill Kathleen?
788
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,117
- He's not even in the books.
- Well, exactly.
789
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,755
Odd-bod Todd's probably tired
of being left out.
790
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,280
Oh, right, should have
thought of that.
791
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,954
Yes, you should have,
792
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,516
but someone was making the case
all about themselves.
793
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,350
Slightly unprofessional,
but I forgive you, Detective.
794
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,472
I know. I can't believe
I let myself
795
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,239
get so wrapped up
in all of that.
796
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:07,436
Think I was just trying
to make up
797
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,758
for all the fun, teenage drama
that I missed out on, you know?
798
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,599
I didn't even get to go
to my own prom.
799
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,393
It's ridiculous, I know.
800
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:16,750
No, it's not.
801
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,279
(engine revs)
802
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,994
And that's the best way
to clean out an abscessed tooth.
803
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,237
How delightful.
804
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,238
I am so glad we did this.
805
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,194
I have missed you guys.
806
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,356
(chuckles)
807
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,159
I mean...
(inhales sharply)
808
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,679
(sighs) what's not
to miss, right?
809
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:39,637
Mmm.
810
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,716
- Mmm.
- Okay, stop.
811
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,076
Uh,
that's inappropriate.
812
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:44,231
(quietly):
We're in a restaurant, Maze.
813
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:45,596
Who cares?
814
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,519
I care. I mean, I'm just...
815
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,757
it ju... it just makes me
uncomfortable.
816
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,030
Oh, it does?
817
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,792
Well, does this make you
uncomfortable, too?
818
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,390
AMENADIEL:
(groans) Maze!
819
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,273
Maze! Why are you
acting like this?
820
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,834
Because she knows.
821
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,434
You know, don't you?
822
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,955
And you're torturing us.
823
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,954
That is so incredibly mean.
824
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,719
I'm the one who's mean?
825
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,036
You're the ones who've been
running around,
826
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,630
lying to me about this fling
for weeks.
827
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,513
LINDA: Of course we lied, Maze.
Look at you.
828
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,040
You have a tendency
to overreact.
829
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,674
I do not...
830
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,075
- overreact.
- AMENADIEL: Maze.
831
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,078
- Can we just calm down here?
- No!
832
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:27,877
No.
833
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:31,950
I will not take orders from
some pathetic daddy's boy.
834
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,272
Tell me,
Amenadiel.
835
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,678
Is this the divine purpose
your Father sent you here for?
836
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:43,794
So you can bang
some... selfish human?
837
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,918
Selfish? Selfish?
838
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:50,035
All I do
is listen to your problems!
839
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,390
Everyone's problems!
840
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,832
So, yeah, for once,
I put myself first
841
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,952
and did what makes me happy.
842
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,356
So, sue me. Or torture me.
Or better yet,
843
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,876
why don't you just skewer me
with one of your knives?
844
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,674
But before you do,
845
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,150
know that this wasn't
some fling,
846
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,478
that what Amenadiel
and I found
847
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,320
was completely unexpected,
848
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,837
but 100% real.
849
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:19,751
(inhales sharply)
850
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,880
But you were my friend.
851
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:31,356
Maze?
852
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,077
LAPD, drop
the weapons.
853
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,674
Yes, I indeed visited Kathleen
two nights ago.
854
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,030
The night she was murdered.
855
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,475
Kathleen was murdered?
856
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,190
Oh, my.
857
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,679
And y-you think I did it.
858
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,632
(sighs)
Of course you do.
859
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,237
The weirdo.
860
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:03,870
The outcast.
861
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,230
(sighs) I'm used to people
judging this book by its cover.
862
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,511
That's why I swore off
social media.
863
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,879
I still don't even know
how Kathleen tracked me down.
864
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:14,755
Kathleen tracked zou down?
865
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:16,437
She wanted to discuss
866
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,637
the final installment
of her series with me.
867
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,035
Well, why would she talk
about that with you?
868
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,276
You're not even
in the books.
869
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,239
Yeah. I was surprised, too.
870
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,749
Turns out, not only was
she going to include me
871
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:27,871
in the final book,
872
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,074
she was making me the hero.
873
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,676
Wait, h-hold on, does that mean
she let you read the book?
874
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,269
Uh, no.
875
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:35,914
She didn't want me
to read it yet.
876
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,113
Kathleen was waiting
for the reunion.
877
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,756
She was excited
about finishing it in time
878
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:41,757
to show everyone there.
879
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,236
So you have no idea
what's in the afterword?
880
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,272
The afterword? No.
881
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:50,197
But she did tell me
about the story itself.
882
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:54,237
How it had
a peaceful, grounded ending.
883
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,956
No scandals,
no insiders versus outcasts.
884
00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:58,991
Just...
885
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,595
people finally understanding
each other.
886
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,040
The way
she described it, it...
887
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:06,910
(sighs)
888
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:08,799
...it sounded beautiful.
889
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,798
- And boring.
- And not at all like
890
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,754
the action-packed robot ending
that the editor told us about.
891
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,314
I smell a new theory brewing.
892
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,194
I got to go make a phone call.
893
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:18,791
Mr. Green.
894
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,476
Hi, uh,
Detective Decker, LAPD.
895
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:22,830
Detective, how can I help you?
896
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,154
Um, I was just wondering,
did Kathleen ever talk to you
897
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,317
about working
with a ghostwriter?
898
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,354
A ghostwriter? No, wish she had.
899
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,194
Maybe she would have finished
the book sooner.
900
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,510
Oh, I see.
901
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:38,993
So-so, she never mentioned
a-a fan-fic writer
902
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,520
named Ashley Collins?
903
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,632
He's a-a manager
at an ice cream shop.
904
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,399
I think the name's
Scoop Science.
905
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,233
Actually, yeah,
Kathleen did mention some sort
906
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,040
of overeager fan who invented
some special flavor for her.
907
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,634
Kind of creeped her out.
908
00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:53,550
Wh-Why are you asking?
Is this Ashley a suspect?
909
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,674
Oh, well, I can't divulge any of
that information at this time.
910
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,190
But you've been
incredibly helpful, Mr. Green.
911
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:00,390
Thank you.
912
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,634
You in the mood
for some ice cream?
913
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,032
Hello, Vincent.
914
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,520
Looking for Ashley?
Sorry to disappoint.
915
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:32,479
- What are you doing here?
- CHLOE: Drop the gun.
916
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,238
You're under arrest
for the murder of Kathleen Pike.
917
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,039
You lied to us, Vincent.
918
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,760
I called Ashley.
He confirmed
919
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,355
that the robot ending was
his version and not Kathleen's.
920
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,552
- Th-That means nothing.
- But it is suspicious.
921
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,160
So I looked at traffic footage.
922
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,113
You went to Kathleen's house
the night of the murder.
923
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,471
But, Detective, didn't
he tell us he didn't go
924
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,034
over there
till the next morning?
925
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,313
Fine. Yes,
I was at Kathleen's that night.
926
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,390
If you had waited five years
for that damn book like I did,
927
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,399
you wouldn't want to wait
another second for it either.
928
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,080
But once you got it,
you didn't like what you read,
929
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:02,919
- did you?
- I was horrified.
930
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,760
She ended the series
in the most boring way possible.
931
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,553
And you were worried
about the sales.
932
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:08,591
We'd lose millions
933
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,598
without the right ending.
Ashley's.
934
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,917
So you and Kathleen argued
over which one to use.
935
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:14,913
She refused to use
the good version.
936
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,313
So, yeah, I threw
her stupid typewriter at her.
937
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,159
But even with Kathleen gone,
you knew
938
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,676
that you couldn't publish
Ashley's ending as hers.
939
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,031
So you came here
to tie up the one loose end.
940
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,919
Now, tell me, Vincent...
941
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,280
Kathleen's manuscript,
942
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:30,238
where is it?
943
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,396
I don't have it.
944
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:32,477
I destroyed it.
945
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:33,995
You did what?
946
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,120
I couldn't let anybody read
that pathetic joke of an ending!
947
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,276
But I needed to read
the afterword
948
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:39,994
so I could fix my problem,
949
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,395
- and now you're saying it's gone?!
- CHLOE: Lucifer,
950
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,556
back off.
951
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:43,677
What did it say?
952
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,280
- The afterword?
- Yes!
953
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,711
How did she fix her block?
954
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,593
I don't know!
She said inspiration came
955
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:50,711
when she realized
she couldn't go back
956
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:51,910
and change what she'd done.
957
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,349
Well, that doesn't
help me at all!
958
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:54,590
Lucifer, stop!
959
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,280
Now I'm never gonna
figure out how to...
960
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:06,840
- (handcuffs tighten)
- Are you okay?
961
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,440
No, Detective.
962
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,714
Far from it.
963
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,032
("Bad Love" by RY X playing)
964
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,879
Remind me to never go on
another blind date ever again.
965
00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,712
Mm-mm. Oh, I don't know,
966
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,515
I thought you and Todd
really made a connection.
967
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,315
(chuckles softly)
968
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:36,635
Okay, so I've been thinking.
969
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,399
- Yeah.
- A lot.
970
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,240
♪♪ Tie you up, not enough... ♪♪
971
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,314
Pretty crazy what Maze did.
972
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,596
I'll say.
973
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:46,830
But she was right.
974
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,318
We never should have lied
to her.
975
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,557
And I never should have lied
to myself.
976
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,230
Yourself?
977
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,396
What do you mean?
978
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,078
As much as I tried
to tell myself otherwise,
979
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,517
I knew what we were doing
was going to hurt her.
980
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,479
And I did it anyway.
981
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,231
That's how much I wanted
to be with you, Amenadiel.
982
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,954
Look, you've made me happier
than I've been
983
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,311
in a long, long time.
984
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:18,391
But...
985
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,473
I was being selfish.
986
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:22,796
Maze is my friend.
987
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:26,990
♪♪ I'll be your warmth here... ♪♪
988
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:28,674
(sighs)
989
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:31,159
I can't be with you anymore.
990
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:32,831
♪♪ I'll be your back... ♪♪
991
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,719
Not when it does this to her.
992
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:38,675
♪♪ I put you in the corner... ♪♪
993
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,071
You know, it's not fair for her
to take this away from us.
994
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,159
I know. I don't expect you
to understand.
995
00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:45,676
♪♪ Please, baby... ♪♪
996
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,718
But I don't want to be
that kind of person.
997
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:50,714
It's just not who I am.
998
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,032
♪♪ I'll be your warmth here... ♪♪
999
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,190
Actually, I do understand.
1000
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,317
Um...
1001
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,752
I may have strayed
from who I am as well.
1002
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,516
♪♪ I'm holding your bag
for you... ♪♪
1003
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:06,757
(sighs deeply)
1004
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:12,400
♪♪ Please, baby,
back for bad love ♪♪
1005
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,717
So I guess this is it.
1006
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:19,117
I guess so.
1007
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:22,199
♪♪ How can I wait? ♪♪
1008
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,156
♪♪ Holding your bag for you. ♪♪
1009
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:30,876
Lucifer!
1010
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:32,197
I'm here.
1011
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,720
- You wanted to see me?
- Yes,
1012
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,274
I wanted to check on you.
1013
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,598
That you were back to being
the good detective.
1014
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,113
"The good detective"?
1015
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,232
Mm. Well, I like
our partnership much better
1016
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,120
when you do all the work and
I'm the fun, irresponsible one.
1017
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:47,880
Oh. Yeah.
1018
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,640
- I did get a little carried away at that reunion.
- Hmm.
1019
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:51,717
Just a smidge.
1020
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,195
(both chuckle softly)
1021
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,519
Y-You know,
it made me realize something.
1022
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,116
(sighs) All of that high school
drama that I missed out on...
1023
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,358
the-the girly gossip,
1024
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,313
the hallway crushes,
1025
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,193
all those school dances...
1026
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,157
that's just not who I am. I...
1027
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,474
I like being
the responsible adult.
1028
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:13,270
Right.
1029
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:17,196
So you no longer desire any
of that high school poppycock?
1030
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,640
(sighs)
No.
1031
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,040
Well then...
(clears throat)
1032
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,640
I guess
you won't be wanting this.
1033
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:36,757
Detective...
1034
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,234
...will you go to the prom
with me?
1035
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,071
("Only You" by Yazoo playing)
1036
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,757
I can't believe you did this.
1037
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,435
♪♪ Looking from a window above ♪♪
1038
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,871
♪♪ It's like a story of love ♪♪
1039
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:11,440
♪♪ Can you hear me? ♪♪
1040
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,395
♪♪ Came back only yesterday ♪♪
1041
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,320
♪♪ I'm moving farther away ♪♪
1042
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,390
♪♪ Want you near me ♪♪
1043
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:22,431
♪♪ All I needed... ♪♪
1044
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:23,869
Thank you, Lucifer.
1045
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,600
♪♪ You gave ♪♪
1046
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,590
♪♪ All I needed
for another day... ♪♪
1047
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,240
I'm just glad you got
what you needed.
1048
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,920
♪♪ And all I ever knew ♪♪
1049
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,794
But you, you never found
that inspiration
1050
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,559
that you were looking for.
1051
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,040
Are you ever gonna tell me what
it is you were trying to solve?
1052
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:44,031
Uh, it's-it's complicated.
1053
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,433
Well, tell me anyhow?
1054
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:48,870
Very well.
1055
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:50,995
A long time ago,
1056
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,750
dear old Dad put a curse on a...
1057
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:55,715
well, a friend of mine.
1058
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,472
And I want to break that curse,
1059
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,236
show my Father He's not
as powerful as He thinks,
1060
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,079
that He can't control him.
1061
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:04,872
Or me.
1062
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,791
Well, crazy metaphor aside,
1063
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,599
can I offer some advice?
1064
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,519
Oh...
(chuckles) please.
1065
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,120
If I've learned anything
from this experience,
1066
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,040
it's that it's better
to move forward
1067
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:18,754
than stay stuck in the past.
1068
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,751
It's just like Kathleen
realized.
1069
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,160
We can't rewrite history.
1070
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,680
You can't.
1071
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,590
But maybe I can.
1072
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,076
(laughs):
Detective, you're a genius.
1073
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,071
Thanks?
1074
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,720
You've just given me my idea.
1075
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,314
All I need to do is go back
1076
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,115
and undo the reason it exists
in the first place.
1077
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,116
- Oh.
- (laughs)
1078
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:45,798
Thank you.
1079
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,633
♪♪You gave ♪♪
1080
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:51,311
♪♪ All I needed for another day ♪♪
1081
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:54,718
♪♪ And all I ever knew ♪♪
1082
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:56,994
♪♪ Only you. ♪♪