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("Ain't No Rest for the Wicked"
by Cage the Elephant playing)
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# I was walking
down the street #
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# When out the corner
of my eye #
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# I saw a pretty little thing
approaching me #
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# She said,
"I never seen a man #
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# "Who looked so all alone #
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# Oh, could you use
a little company?" #
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# Not even 15 minutes later, I'm
still walking down the street #
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# When I saw the shadow of a man
creep out of sight #
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# And then he swept up
from behind #
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# He put a gun up to my head #
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# He made it clear he wasn't
looking for a fight #
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# He said,
"Give me all you got #
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# "I want your money,
not your life #
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"# But if you try to make a move, I
won't think twice" # (siren wailing)
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# I told him,
"You can have my cash #
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# "But first you know
I got to ask #
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# What made you want to live
this kind of life?" #
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# He said there ain't no rest
for the wicked #
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# Money don't grow on trees #
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# I got bills to pay,
I got mouths to feed #
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Turn the music down, sir.
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# There ain't nothing
in this world for free... #
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Hey, cut the music.
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(chuckling): I'm sorry.
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(music volume decreases)
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You know why I pulled you over?
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Well, obviously, you felt
the need to exercise
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your limited powers
and punish me
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for ignoring the speed limit.
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It's okay. I understand.
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I-I like to punish people, too.
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Or at least I used to.
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License and registration.
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(sighs) Coming right up.
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# Man creep out of sight #
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# And then he swept up... #
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Are you trying to bribe me, sir?
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Yes, of course.
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# He said,
"Give me all you got..." #
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Is that not enough?
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Take more. It's only money.
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It's against the law, sir.
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(chuckles) You people are funny
about your laws, aren't you?
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You break the law sometimes,
don't you?
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# I said, "You're such
a sweet young thing..." #
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Sometimes...
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I put my siren on
and drive really fast
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for no reason at all,
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just 'cause I can.
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Right?
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And why wouldn't you? It's fun.
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It feels good to get away
with something, doesn't it?
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Yeah.
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Uh, it's okay, Officer.
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People like to tell me things,
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those deep, dark, naughty little
desires that are on their mind.
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It's a gift.
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Must be something
about this face.
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You're tempted
to keep that, aren't you?
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Well, what are you
waiting for, permission?
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Go on, take it, buy yourself
something pretty.
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You deserve it.
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But if you don't mind,
I really must be on my way.
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Oh, yeah, of course.
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Hey, have a nice evening.
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You, too, Officer.
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You, too.
(music volume increases)
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# "You can have my cash, but
first you know I got to ask #
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# What made you want to live
this kind of life?" #
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# He said there ain't no rest
for the wicked #
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# Money don't grow on trees #
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# I got bills to pay,
I got mouths to feed #
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# There ain't nothing
in this world for free #
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# Oh, no, there ain't
no rest for the wicked #
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# - Until we close our eyes for good.
# Hey, boss.
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("Fame" by David Bowie playing)
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# Fame makes a man
take things over #
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# Fame lets him loose,
hard to swallow #
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# Fame puts you there
where things are hollow #
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# Fame... #
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Where have you been?
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Oh, holed up in a château,
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copulating with a young
woman named Faith.
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It's ironic, isn't it?
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Thank you, Patrick. You can go.
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(chuckles)
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You little devil.
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What?
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I dropped something.
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Well, I'm sure you did.
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Now, Lucifer,
I am a big fan of sex.
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Obviously.
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But I didn't leave Hell
to be a bartender.
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Shouldn't you be spending
your valuable time
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doing something
more significant?
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(scoffs)
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You're the lord of Hell,
for crying out loud.
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I am retired, Maze.
I've got nothing but time.
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Thank you.
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(music plays in slow motion)
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(echoing): # Fame, fame... #
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I think you have a visitor.
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(sighs)
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Amenadiel,
how's it hanging, big guy?
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Huh?
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Your return to the Underworld
has been requested.
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Oh, right, okay.
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Let me just, uh,
check my calendar.
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Yeah, here it is.
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Uh, the seventh of never
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through to the 15th
of ain't-gonna-happen.
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How does that work for you guys?
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(sighs)
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Look, remind Dad
that I quit Hell
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because I was sick and tired
of playing a part in his play.
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I'm gonna warn you
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against disrespecting
our father, Lucifer.
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Yeah, well, our father's
been disrespecting me
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since the beginning of time,
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so pot-kettle, don't you think?
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You are a mockery of
everything divine.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, but lately I've been
doing a fair amount of thinking.
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Now, do you think I'm the Devil
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because I'm inherently evil,
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just because dear old Dad
decided I was?
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What exactly do
you think happens
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when the Devil leaves Hell?
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(scoffs)
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All of those demons,
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all of those tormented
and tortured souls,
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where do you think they go?
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Don't know, don't care.
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Not my problem, brother.
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So consider the position
officially open.
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And you, my feathered friend,
can go to Hell.
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(chuckles)
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Yeah, try it.
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You think Father's upset now.
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(chuckles)
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You know, he will not be
merciful for much longer.
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(music resumes at normal tempo)
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Hey, you.
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Remember me?
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You're famous, aren't you?
GIRL: Delilah!
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LUCIFER: Delilah, isn't it?
GIRL: I love you, Delilah!
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Can I have your autograph?
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(chuckles)
If I can have a drink.
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LUCIFER: So are you gonna tell
me why you really came back?
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There's something
I need to know.
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And what's that?
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Did I... sell my soul
to the Devil?
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(chuckles)
Well, that would imply
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the Devil's actually
interested in your soul.
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Look, all I did
was introduce you
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to a few key people who
owed me favors, that's all.
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I mean, with all the good
came a hell of a lot of bad.
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Oh, right, so the Devil
made you do it, did he?
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The alcohol and the drugs,
the topless selfies.
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The choices are on you, my dear.
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I mean, Jimmy Barnes?
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I can't believe you almost
married that sweaty little imp.
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He produced my album.
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You introduced me to him.
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I suggested you work with him,
not sleep with him.
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Well, I got confused.
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And then you left him
at the altar.
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Yeah, that was rude of me.
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No, actually, I quite
enjoyed that bit.
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(both chuckle)
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You know, he trapped me
in the bathroom at the Grammys,
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said he wanted
to get back together.
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Then I hear he's marrying
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a supermodel... this weekend.
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And I'm jealous.
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Oh, God, I'm a mess.
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God has nothing to
do with your mess.
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Look...
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You didn't sell
your soul, Delilah.
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You do owe me a favor.
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I'm scared.
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You should be.
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Because what
I'm about to ask you
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is gonna be
quite difficult for you.
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Pull yourself together.
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That's it, that's
all I'm asking.
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'Cause you're wasting
your talent, your life.
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Hmm?
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You're human, darling.
(chuckles)
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I'm gonna do as you asked.
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I'm gonna get it together.
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Promise, Lucifer.
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Look, it's not about me.
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What happens now,
that's up to you.
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- Okay?
- Yeah.
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Come here, you.
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(tires squealing)
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(gasps)
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Oh, no, no, no, not yet.
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(gasps)
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What did you do?
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I'm sorry.
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"Sorry."
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Why did you end her life?
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Why else?
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Money.
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"Money."
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Oh, it's times like this
I wish I was still in Hell.
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All the fun activities
I'd have planned for you.
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Hey, man, I just
pulled the trigger.
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(gasps, exhales weakly)
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(siren wails in distance)
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(helicopter whirring)
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##
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(indistinct chatter)
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(siren whooping)
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(camera beeping, clicking)
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(sirens whooping)
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MAN: Want to hear
what I've got so far?
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Lieutenant said this is my case.
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Yeah, Chloe, it is your case,
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but try not to take
too much time.
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It's an easy one.
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That's our bad guy.
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Eddie Deacon, he's
a low-level drug dealer.
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I found these in his pocket,
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and I found this
in Delilah's purse,
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so obviously drug-related.
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She probably owed him
a bunch of cash or something.
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She's not exactly selling out
stadiums these days.
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How do you know he's low-level?
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Look at his car.
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Did you look at his watch?
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That thing ain't cheap.
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MAN: It's probably fake.
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Look...
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there's gonna be a lot of
attention on this one, Chloe.
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I wouldn't pick at it too hard.
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Not after Palmetto Street.
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I asked for this case
because of Palmetto Street, Dan.
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So, anyway, any witnesses?
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LUCIFER: Lucifer Morningstar.
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"Lucifer Morningstar"?
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Is that, uh,
a stage name or something?
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(chuckles)
God-given, I'm afraid.
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You know,
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you look familiar.
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Have we met before?
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Yeah, five minutes ago.
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And I'm asking the questions.
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Talk to me about your
relationship with the victim.
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Well, she used to work here
a few years back.
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I would occasionally
accompany her while she sang.
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Then she became a big star and
someone decided to end her life.
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Do you know the shooter?
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No, but we did have
an interesting little chat
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just before he kicked off.
259
00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:37,865
I asked him why he did it.
260
00:11:38,074 --> 00:11:39,492
Huh, like to play cop, do you?
261
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,951
(laughs)
262
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,828
No, I just like to play
in general, Detective.
263
00:11:43,037 --> 00:11:44,288
What about you?
264
00:11:44,497 --> 00:11:47,708
So, you had a conversation
with a dead guy?
265
00:11:47,917 --> 00:11:49,168
Oh, no, he wasn't quite dead.
266
00:11:49,377 --> 00:11:50,294
His soul hadn't
crossed the threshold.
267
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,964
I see.
Did he tell you why he did it?
268
00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:55,883
Why, money, of course.
269
00:11:56,092 --> 00:11:58,135
You humans, you love your money,
don't you?
270
00:11:58,344 --> 00:11:59,720
Yes.
271
00:11:59,929 --> 00:12:01,180
Yes, we do.
272
00:12:01,389 --> 00:12:03,265
And, uh, what planet
are you from... London?
273
00:12:03,474 --> 00:12:04,809
(laughs)
274
00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:07,103
Yes, he also said,
"I just pulled the trigger."
275
00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:09,522
Now, don't you think
that's interesting?
276
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,565
Delilah was shot to death
by a drug dealer.
277
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,527
And looks like Delilah herself
kept the guy pretty busy.
278
00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:17,113
You know, it's sad, it's ugly,
but it's not rocket science.
279
00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:18,656
Something probably
went south between them.
280
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,199
She gets riddled with bullets,
281
00:12:20,408 --> 00:12:22,326
and a nice little act of God
takes him out.
282
00:12:22,535 --> 00:12:24,370
You know, it doesn't work
like that, Detective.
283
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,205
It's quite a neatly wrapped
little present
284
00:12:26,414 --> 00:12:27,707
for the LAPD, don't you think?
285
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,542
Why don't you tell me something?
286
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,001
How does she end up
287
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:32,378
dying in a hailstorm of bullets,
288
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,130
and you get away
without a scratch?
289
00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:35,840
I think that's interesting.
Don't you?
290
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:37,091
The benefits of immortality.
291
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:38,217
"Immortality."
292
00:12:38,426 --> 00:12:39,552
Mm, of course, uh,
293
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,220
you spell that
with one or two M's?
294
00:12:41,429 --> 00:12:43,013
I always forget.
295
00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:45,141
What will your corrupt little
organization do about this?
296
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:47,393
Excuse me?
297
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,811
Will you find
the person responsible?
298
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:49,895
Will they be punished?
299
00:12:50,104 --> 00:12:51,522
Will this be a priority for you?
300
00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:53,190
Because it is for me.
301
00:12:53,399 --> 00:12:55,151
You got some balls on you, pal.
302
00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:57,111
Oh, thank you very much, but
they're really quite average.
303
00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,654
I bet.
304
00:12:58,863 --> 00:13:00,364
Now, are you sure
that we haven't met?
305
00:13:00,573 --> 00:13:02,283
I could swear
I've seen you naked.
306
00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:03,367
Have we had sex?
307
00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:06,370
We're done here.
308
00:13:06,579 --> 00:13:07,830
Uh, Detective, wait!
309
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,206
Someone out there
needs to be punished.
310
00:13:09,415 --> 00:13:11,584
- We're not done.
- Yeah. Yeah, we are.
311
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:21,051
##
312
00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:26,056
# Once in the evening #
313
00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:28,768
# There was harmony... #
314
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:31,437
If there is anyone here that
would oppose this holy union,
315
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,189
speak now or forever
hold your peace.
316
00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:35,232
Excuse me. Yeah,
I have a problem.
317
00:13:35,441 --> 00:13:37,568
Has-has anyone else noticed
318
00:13:37,777 --> 00:13:39,153
how incredibly, jaw-droppingly,
319
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,447
loin-stirringly beautiful
this young woman is
320
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,240
and how short, sweaty
321
00:13:43,449 --> 00:13:45,576
and altogether fugly
this homunculus is?
322
00:13:45,785 --> 00:13:47,620
I mean, what is this...
A wedding or a kidnapping?
323
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:48,829
Do you know what I mean?
324
00:13:50,915 --> 00:13:52,458
Yeah, good luck
with that, Padre.
325
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,001
Ooh, while you're at it,
say hey for me.
326
00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:56,253
It's been a while. (chuckles)
327
00:13:56,462 --> 00:13:57,797
Jimmy Barnes!
328
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,131
Remember me?
329
00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:00,341
Hey, man,
this is a private event.
330
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:01,634
How did you get in here?
331
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,010
Yeah, and quite a lavish one
332
00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:05,304
for a record producer
on the outs.
333
00:14:05,513 --> 00:14:06,931
You do remember me, don't you?
334
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:08,474
Yeah, yeah, I remember you.
335
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,976
Now, what do you want?
I'm a little busy.
336
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,229
Well, I can't believe
that you're getting married
337
00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:15,856
the day after your ex-fiancée
and once brightest star
338
00:14:16,065 --> 00:14:17,691
was murdered in cold blood.
339
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,318
JIMMY: Yeah, that's very sad.
340
00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:21,320
But you know what,
she ruined my wedding once.
341
00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:22,988
I'm not about to let
that happen again.
342
00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:24,657
It's hard to be rejected,
isn't it, Jimmy?
343
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:25,866
Twice. (chuckles)
344
00:14:26,075 --> 00:14:27,243
JIMMY: What?
345
00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:28,786
Well, you tried
to get her back recently.
346
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,496
I mean, I'd kill someone
if they denied me once.
347
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:31,997
Not that that's possible.
348
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,542
So, come on,
what do you say, Jimbo, huh?
349
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,210
Did you want her dead?
350
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:39,004
Look, stop looking at me
that way, you freak.
351
00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:41,048
I am not playing that
mind game with you.
352
00:14:41,257 --> 00:14:42,299
No, of course not!
353
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:43,843
I was furious and
I was humiliated
354
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,886
when she dumped me,
but I think, I-I think
355
00:14:46,095 --> 00:14:47,680
I've rebounded pretty well.
356
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,807
Yes, clearly. Respect.
357
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,684
JIMMY: Should go
play your mind games
358
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:52,852
with 2Vile.
359
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,562
- The rapper?
- Come on.
360
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,313
Delilah dumped me
for that lunatic.
361
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:57,690
They were always fighting.
362
00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,316
He slapped her around a bunch.
363
00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:01,485
He surrounds himself with
gun-toting morons 24-7.
364
00:15:01,694 --> 00:15:03,404
He is the real deal.
365
00:15:03,571 --> 00:15:05,197
Right.
366
00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:07,533
Sorry, how rude.
367
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,368
Allow me to introduce myself.
368
00:15:09,577 --> 00:15:12,371
Lucifer Morningstar.
369
00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:15,374
I really don't want to
have sex with him tonight.
370
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,376
(congregation gasping)
371
00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:19,169
Oh, my...
372
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:20,629
I'm sorry, I...
373
00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:22,172
I can't believe
I just said that.
374
00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:23,841
LUCIFER: Oh, no, no, no.
Let's be honest here.
375
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,676
I mean, you're not
marrying this human stain
376
00:15:25,885 --> 00:15:27,720
'cause you're actually
in love with him, right?
377
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,013
- God no.
- No.
378
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:30,180
Right.
379
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:31,599
(claps)
Well, I should get going.
380
00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:33,017
Ooh!
381
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:35,394
Best of luck
with you crazy kids, all right?
382
00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:37,771
("Devil's Haircut" by Beck
playing)
383
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:41,442
# Something's wrong
'cause my mind is fading #
384
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:45,404
# And everywhere I look,
there's a dead end waiting #
385
00:15:45,613 --> 00:15:49,241
# Temperature's dropping
at the rotten oasis #
386
00:15:49,450 --> 00:15:52,244
(doorbell rings) # Stealing kisses
from the leperous faces... #
387
00:15:53,746 --> 00:15:55,080
Good afternoon, sir.
388
00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:56,582
Yes, I'm here to see the man
389
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,292
sadly known as 2Vile... is he in?
390
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,294
I'm sorry, sir.
He's unavailable.
391
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:01,879
He's in mourning, I'm afraid.
392
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:04,089
Right. I have narcotics for him.
393
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:07,259
Right this way, sir.
394
00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:10,304
# Hold up, it's the game,
it chose us #
395
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:13,390
# Pioneers started on my corner
like the Cold Crush #
396
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:16,727
# Had smokers lining up
the block like a gold rush... #
397
00:16:16,936 --> 00:16:19,063
Here you go, baby.
398
00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:22,274
Can someone please turn down
this god-awful music!
399
00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:23,484
Hello, disc jockey!
400
00:16:23,651 --> 00:16:25,444
Thank you.
401
00:16:25,653 --> 00:16:27,071
Who's this clown?
402
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,073
He has narcotics for you, sir.
403
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:32,242
My name is Lucifer Morningstar.
404
00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:34,328
"Lucifer Morningstar"?
405
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:35,788
(laughs)
406
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,665
Now, that's a good hip-hop name.
407
00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:38,958
Well, that offends me.
408
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,169
What, you don't like hip-hop?
409
00:16:42,378 --> 00:16:43,629
No, I most certainly do not.
410
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,340
Well, that offends me.
411
00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:50,928
You have a problem
with black people?
412
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,096
No, not in the slightest.
413
00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:53,263
I just hate your music.
414
00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:55,099
(laughs) And when I say
415
00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:56,600
"your music," I mean your music.
416
00:16:56,809 --> 00:16:58,644
Not the music made
by other black people.
417
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,313
Without the blues, there'd be
no devil's music whatsoever.
418
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:03,273
There are, of course,
many giants in the field.
419
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:04,817
Just not you... am I being clear?
420
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,443
(chuckles) Yeah, you're
being clear all right.
421
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:08,445
- Good.
- If you're looking
422
00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:09,863
to get yourself killed.
423
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:13,367
(guns clicking)
424
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,452
Yes, well, don't waste
your munitions... I'm immortal.
425
00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:17,955
Tell me about Delilah.
426
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:19,748
You ain't seen the news?
427
00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:21,458
Bitch is dead.
428
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:25,004
(others gasping, murmuring)
429
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,880
(gunshots)
430
00:17:28,841 --> 00:17:29,967
Don't shoot, you idiot!
431
00:17:31,719 --> 00:17:33,303
- I didn't kill her.
- Why should I believe you?
432
00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:35,264
Because I loved the girl.
433
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,016
People sometimes kill people
with whom they're in love.
434
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,976
The heart's mysterious.
435
00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:40,686
- So I'm told.
- Ain't like that.
436
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,063
Girl made me crazy!
437
00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:44,690
Women can do that.
438
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,025
Doesn't mean you should
beat them up, does it?
439
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,027
We worked that out
a long time ago.
440
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,237
I hit her once 'cause I found
out she was cheating on me.
441
00:17:57,536 --> 00:17:58,620
All right.
442
00:17:58,829 --> 00:17:59,997
With whom?
443
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,206
I don't know. I don't know.
444
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:02,583
She wouldn't tell me, all right?
445
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:03,876
Said it was a big secret,
446
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:06,378
some-some, uh, rich married guy.
447
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:08,255
Well, does she have a friend
that she might've confided in?
448
00:18:08,464 --> 00:18:09,548
She didn't trust no one, man.
449
00:18:09,757 --> 00:18:11,175
Uh, uh, her therapist.
450
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:13,010
Her therapist is probably
the only one who knows.
451
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,012
She-she's some, uh, uh,
Dr. Linda
452
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:16,555
in-in Beverly Hills.
453
00:18:16,764 --> 00:18:18,432
Saw her, like,
five times a week on the DL.
454
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,350
Used a fake name, everything.
455
00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:22,519
Oh, did she now?
456
00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:25,272
Well, thank you for your time.
457
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:27,775
CHLOE: LAPD! Guns down.
458
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:28,942
On the floor, down!
459
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,402
You two against the wall.
460
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:32,946
Detective, welcome to the party.
461
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,448
Grab the bucket,
collect the guns.
462
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,450
Now!
463
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,160
You sly dog,
you did listen to me.
464
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:39,578
I ran the dead guy's cell phone.
465
00:18:39,787 --> 00:18:40,579
2Vile was the last person
he called.
466
00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:42,581
Come on, man.
467
00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,750
What I find highly interesting
468
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,627
is how you made the
connection on your own.
469
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,253
Well, I've been busy, my dear.
470
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:50,798
Talk to me about Delilah.
471
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:52,591
We've been over that one,
Detective.
472
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,093
And why you called the shooter
473
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:55,844
two days before
she was murdered.
474
00:18:56,053 --> 00:18:58,263
Fine. Yeah, I called Eddie
'cause he hooks me up sometimes.
475
00:18:58,472 --> 00:18:59,765
He met Delilah through me.
476
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,975
Whatever.
Don't make me a killer, do it?
477
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,603
No, but it does
make you a suspect.
478
00:19:04,812 --> 00:19:06,897
What, so everyone on Eddie's
phone's a suspect?
479
00:19:07,106 --> 00:19:08,273
Are you joking?
480
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:10,609
You gonna drag
half of Hollywood downtown.
481
00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:12,444
Be like the Oscars or something.
482
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:14,822
Wait, aren't you
that chick from that film?
483
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,657
Hmm, what's this? What film?
484
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,117
- You used to be an actress or something, right?
- Yeah.
485
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,285
That teen movie...
I forget what it's called.
486
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,871
Of course. Hot Tub High School.
487
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,623
That's where I know you from.
488
00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:25,791
Let's just stick to my
questions, shall we? So...
489
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:26,959
The one with
the famous nude scene,
490
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,502
coming out of the hot tub!
491
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,129
It was, like, a complete
Fast Times rip-off.
492
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,672
She was, like,
the new Phoebe Cates!
493
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,132
Thanks, I appreciate that.
494
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,174
That was quite a nude scene.
495
00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:35,717
I have far too many bullets
496
00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:37,386
in this thing
for you to still be talking.
497
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:38,971
You, we need to have a
conversation right now.
498
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,848
LUCIFER: That's a waste
of time, Detective.
499
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,057
I've just threatened his life...
He's not our guy.
500
00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:43,350
He would've said, trust me.
501
00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:45,477
You did what?
502
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,646
Yeah, isn't that illegal?
503
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:49,439
Uh, little bit, yeah.
504
00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:50,816
You stay put.
505
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:51,984
You, you're coming with me.
506
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,569
What? Ooh. (laughs)
507
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:55,320
With pleasure.
508
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:57,197
At least, perhaps now,
you'll listen to me.
509
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,616
Although, I'm not quite sure
why I'm being arrested.
510
00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:02,035
Because you're interfering
with a police investigation.
511
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,413
You've broken I can't
even count how many laws.
512
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:05,664
And you pissed me off.
513
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:07,124
Right, I can get
out of these, you know?
514
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:08,292
Funny.
515
00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:12,004
How'd you do that?
516
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,547
(sighs)
Come on, we're wasting time.
517
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,007
We should be out there
solving a homicide
518
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,009
and punishing those responsible.
519
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,385
"We"? You're insane.
520
00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:20,345
I'm taking you in.
Get in the car.
521
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:21,513
No, that's boring.
522
00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:23,015
Not to mention pointless.
523
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,850
Come on, I'll help you.
It'll be fun.
524
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,476
How could you possibly help me?
525
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:27,769
I have a certain skill set.
526
00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:29,855
I can be very persuasive
with people
527
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,232
and tend to see things
that others cannot.
528
00:20:32,441 --> 00:20:34,026
So, you're psychic or something?
529
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,570
No, I can't read people's minds.
I'm not a Jedi.
530
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,030
People just like
to tell me things.
531
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,865
Hmm, just-just tell you things?
532
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,533
Just confess their sins,
just like that?
533
00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:42,951
No, not their sins.
534
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,244
I have no power
over people's sins.
535
00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:45,746
I actually get
a bad rap for that.
536
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,331
I have the ability
537
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:49,499
to draw out people's
forbidden desires.
538
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:50,834
The more simple the human,
539
00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:52,294
the easier it is.
540
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:53,420
The more complex,
the more challenging
541
00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:54,922
and exciting, really.
542
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,382
But no, the actual sins,
the sins are on you people.
543
00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:58,759
"You people"?
544
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:00,886
I got it.
545
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,554
I got it! The name?
546
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:03,972
The whole Lucifer thing?
547
00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:05,724
And desire's, like,
your superpower.
548
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:08,185
Mm, it's more like
a gift from God really.
549
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,395
Okay, look.
550
00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:12,898
Tell me, Detective,
551
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:16,068
what do you desire more than
anything else in this life?
552
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,779
This is it?
This is your big trick?
553
00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:26,536
(sighs)
554
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:28,747
I guess,
when I was a little girl,
555
00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:32,584
I... always wanted to be a cop
like my daddy,
556
00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:36,755
so that... that one day
I could help people and...
557
00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,298
and be taken seriously...
558
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:42,719
when I say to shut up
and get in the damn car.
559
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,226
You're not, like, a Jedi
or something, are you?
560
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:51,436
Get in the car.
561
00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:52,646
No, no, no, no, no. Look.
562
00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:53,855
I know something you don't know.
563
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:55,607
Really? What's that?
564
00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:57,234
Won't say unless you
take me with you on this.
565
00:21:57,442 --> 00:22:00,779
Please, come on.
I got to 2Vile, didn't I?
566
00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:02,447
Why do you care
about this so much?
567
00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:03,573
About Delilah?
568
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:08,870
Look, I just... I just do.
569
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:10,539
Look, if I hadn't meddled
with her career,
570
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,874
maybe she wouldn't have died.
571
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:13,917
Okay.
572
00:22:14,126 --> 00:22:15,460
Okay, fine... but if this
573
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,462
little clue thing of yours
doesn't pan out,
574
00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:19,798
these are going back on,
and they're gonna stay on.
575
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:21,008
Is that a promise?
576
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:30,183
CHLOE: Yeah, therapist
in Beverly Hills
577
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:31,393
with the first name Linda.
578
00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:32,769
See if Delilah was a client.
579
00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:34,104
Ah-ah, actually,
she had a pseudonym,
580
00:22:34,313 --> 00:22:35,439
which I also happen to know.
581
00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:36,773
I'm quite good
at this, aren't I?
582
00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:39,609
Uh, Penny Lane. Okay.
583
00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:41,653
Delilah may have gone
by Penny Lane. Thanks.
584
00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:46,283
Don't look so smug.
585
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:47,451
Nothing's panned out yet.
586
00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:49,077
No, no, no, it's not that.
587
00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:50,412
It's just that I knew
that I recognized you.
588
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:51,872
Right.
589
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,540
Right, you've seen my boobies.
590
00:22:53,749 --> 00:22:54,541
It's exciting.
591
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:55,625
What, are you 12?
592
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:57,252
So is the, uh... is the movie
593
00:22:57,461 --> 00:22:58,420
why you've got such
a chip on your shoulder?
594
00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:01,340
Uh, it's low on the list
595
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,966
- of things I have to live down, I guess.
- Right.
596
00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:05,302
Attractive female cop
struggling to be taken seriously
597
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:06,928
in a man's man's world...
That it?
598
00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:09,598
Yeah, something like that.
599
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:11,350
Well, they're threatened.
600
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,810
You're clearly smart
and have notable instincts.
601
00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:15,395
Ignore them. Trust yourself.
602
00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:17,939
(cell phone rings)
603
00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:20,650
Detective Decker.
604
00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:21,902
All right, text it to me.
605
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:23,403
Thanks.
606
00:23:23,612 --> 00:23:24,988
What's that?
607
00:23:25,197 --> 00:23:26,323
(sighs)
608
00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:27,991
What you were saying stands up.
609
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,326
There's a Penny Lane who sees
610
00:23:29,534 --> 00:23:30,994
a Dr. Linda Martin
in Beverly Hills.
611
00:23:31,203 --> 00:23:33,246
Excellent.
I'll clear my schedule.
612
00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:34,581
(cell phone rings)
613
00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:35,582
Ooh, someone's popular.
614
00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:36,583
Please stop talking.
615
00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:38,502
Hello.
616
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,045
What? You're kidding me.
Is she okay?
617
00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:43,465
Oh, of course he's not there.
618
00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:44,841
Thanks.
619
00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:46,843
We got to make a pit stop.
620
00:23:47,052 --> 00:23:48,387
What? No, absolutely not.
621
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,514
My kid got into a fight.
I got to pick her up.
622
00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:52,140
What, can't she get
herself home?
623
00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:53,600
She's seven.
624
00:23:53,809 --> 00:23:54,976
Look, I'm not here
to help you run errands.
625
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:56,436
I'm here to help you
solve a homicide.
626
00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:58,146
Really?
627
00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:03,193
("Sinister Kid"
by the Black Keys playing)
628
00:24:09,658 --> 00:24:10,617
CHLOE: All right.
629
00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:12,160
Wait here.
630
00:24:12,369 --> 00:24:13,495
With pleasure.
631
00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:15,122
Despise children.
632
00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:16,873
# Yeah #
633
00:24:17,082 --> 00:24:20,502
# A sinister kid is a kid who #
634
00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:23,839
# Runs to meet his Maker #
635
00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:26,967
# A drop-dead sprint
from the day he's born #
636
00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:29,970
# Straight into
his Maker's arms #
637
00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:33,974
# And that's me, that's me #
638
00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:36,685
# The boy with a broken halo. #
639
00:24:50,699 --> 00:24:52,659
I don't think you're allowed
to smoke in here.
640
00:24:54,161 --> 00:24:56,496
Oh, dear, what will
become of me?
641
00:24:56,705 --> 00:24:58,498
My mother is a police officer.
642
00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:00,250
She could arrest you.
643
00:25:00,459 --> 00:25:01,585
(lighter snaps shut)
644
00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:04,087
Oh, I think I might
know your mother.
645
00:25:04,296 --> 00:25:05,547
What's your name?
646
00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:07,257
Lucifer.
647
00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:09,050
(whispering): Like the Devil?
648
00:25:09,259 --> 00:25:10,844
Exactly.
649
00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:14,723
My name's Beatrice, but
everybody calls me Trixie.
650
00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:16,766
That's a hooker's name.
651
00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:18,059
What's a hooker?
652
00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:20,061
Ask your mother.
653
00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:23,106
So... why are you in trouble?
654
00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:25,108
See that girl over there?
655
00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:27,903
She was bullying me.
656
00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:29,571
She created a fake
Snapchat account
657
00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:31,323
and used it to make fun of me.
658
00:25:31,531 --> 00:25:35,660
So... I kicked her in the
no-no-touch-touch square.
659
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:39,206
Oh. Oh, I see.
660
00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:42,125
Well played.
661
00:25:42,334 --> 00:25:43,502
Well played, indeed.
662
00:25:46,963 --> 00:25:48,173
Hello, mean girl.
663
00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:52,052
Did you know there's a
special section of Hell
664
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:53,178
reserved for bullies?
665
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:55,430
So have fun.
666
00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:58,808
(screams)
667
00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:03,104
What did you do?
668
00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:05,106
Oh...
669
00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:07,526
I just think someone's feeling
a little guilty.
670
00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:11,780
(school bell rings)
671
00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:17,786
Hi, Daddy.
672
00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:19,120
Hi, munchkin.
673
00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:20,330
CHLOE: Wow, shocker,
you're late.
674
00:26:20,539 --> 00:26:21,456
Come on, give me a break.
675
00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:22,874
I'm putting a case to bed.
676
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:24,251
Right, like I'm not
working a case, too.
677
00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:26,836
Oh, yeah, the one
you tried to steal from me.
678
00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:28,296
You mean the open and shut one.
679
00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:31,341
You did open and shut it, right?
680
00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:33,301
I'm being diligent, Dan.
It's a high-profile case.
681
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:35,136
Exactly, which is why you
need to be smart about it.
682
00:26:35,345 --> 00:26:37,013
She is smart. You're the dimwit.
683
00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:40,058
Perhaps you should refrain from
arguing in front of the child.
684
00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:41,101
It's unbecoming.
685
00:26:42,852 --> 00:26:44,604
I don't know whether to laugh
or to shoot you.
686
00:26:44,813 --> 00:26:46,523
Surprise me.
687
00:26:46,731 --> 00:26:49,109
Isn't he funny, Daddy?
688
00:26:49,276 --> 00:26:50,610
CHLOE: Hey, can you, uh,
drop Trix at my mom's?
689
00:26:50,819 --> 00:26:52,195
We got to go. Thank you.
690
00:26:52,404 --> 00:26:54,197
Trixella, give Mommy a kiss.
691
00:26:54,406 --> 00:26:56,199
I love you so much.
692
00:26:56,408 --> 00:26:57,867
Good job standing up
to the mean girl.
693
00:26:58,076 --> 00:26:59,202
Thanks, Mommy.
694
00:26:59,411 --> 00:27:01,079
What's a hooker?
695
00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:05,875
Daddy will tell you.
696
00:27:10,714 --> 00:27:11,881
Bye, Lucifer.
697
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:13,258
It was nice meeting you.
698
00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:15,969
CHLOE: Hmm.
699
00:27:16,177 --> 00:27:17,387
Think she likes you.
700
00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:19,097
Of course she does...
What's not to like?
701
00:27:29,983 --> 00:27:32,193
Was your offspring
planned or a mistake?
702
00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:35,322
Planned, sort of.
703
00:27:35,530 --> 00:27:37,240
Really?
704
00:27:37,449 --> 00:27:38,658
'Cause I've never understood
the human desire to procreate.
705
00:27:38,867 --> 00:27:40,243
That's probably a good thing.
706
00:27:40,452 --> 00:27:41,911
I mean, children are
hideous little creatures,
707
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,413
terrible, taxing burdens.
708
00:27:43,622 --> 00:27:45,415
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
709
00:27:45,624 --> 00:27:47,167
Oh, um, yours is fine.
710
00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:49,586
I mean, you know,
nothing to crow about,
711
00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:51,087
but nothing to be too
embarrassed about, either,
712
00:27:51,296 --> 00:27:52,714
so that's quite good, isn't it?
713
00:27:52,922 --> 00:27:55,216
Are you at all aware
of how dickish you sound?
714
00:27:55,425 --> 00:27:56,259
No.
715
00:27:57,594 --> 00:28:00,513
Speaking of dicks...
716
00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:02,057
why was that ex-husband of yours
717
00:28:02,265 --> 00:28:03,558
pressuring you
to close the case?
718
00:28:05,477 --> 00:28:07,312
No reason.
719
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,481
Strange.
720
00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:11,024
Yes, you are.
721
00:28:12,817 --> 00:28:14,319
Did my father send you?
722
00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:15,820
(door opens)
723
00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:18,531
Okay, Detectives,
I'll see you now.
724
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:19,908
CHLOE: Thank you.
725
00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:21,326
Oh. "Detectives."
726
00:28:22,952 --> 00:28:24,454
CHLOE: Dr. Martin,
I'd like to ask you
727
00:28:24,663 --> 00:28:26,164
a few questions about Delilah.
728
00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:33,380
You're thinking
about it, aren't you?
729
00:28:33,588 --> 00:28:34,547
What?
730
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:35,715
Yes, I wouldn't recommend it.
731
00:28:35,924 --> 00:28:37,050
I'm like walking heroin.
732
00:28:37,258 --> 00:28:39,052
Very habit-forming.
It never ends well.
733
00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:40,637
(sighs)
734
00:28:40,845 --> 00:28:42,722
I'm sorry, do... do you two
know each other?
735
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,557
No, no, but I know that look.
736
00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:47,268
I don't know
what you're talking about.
737
00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:49,896
That is interesting
738
00:28:50,105 --> 00:28:52,399
'cause... you don't
look at me that way.
739
00:28:52,607 --> 00:28:54,442
- What way?
- With carnal fascination.
740
00:28:54,651 --> 00:28:56,403
That's 'cause it doesn't exist.
741
00:28:56,611 --> 00:28:58,071
No, you see, that's just it...
With most women, it does.
742
00:28:58,279 --> 00:28:59,906
I tend to appeal to the
dark, mischievous hearts
743
00:29:00,115 --> 00:29:03,159
in all of you, but
you, Detective,
744
00:29:03,368 --> 00:29:05,245
you seem oddly
immune to my charms.
745
00:29:05,453 --> 00:29:08,248
Referring to them as "charms,"
I think, is a bit of a stretch.
746
00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:09,916
Truth be told,
I find you repulsive.
747
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:11,584
Like, on a chemical level.
748
00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:12,711
That's fascinating.
749
00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:15,588
LUCIFER: Now, tell me, Linda...
750
00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:17,424
You say it's fascinating,
751
00:29:17,632 --> 00:29:20,260
and yet I can see that it
disturbs you, doesn't it?
752
00:29:20,468 --> 00:29:22,762
Deeply.
753
00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:24,597
CHLOE: Dr. Martin,
754
00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,725
we know that, um, Delilah was
having a clandestine affair
755
00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:28,560
with a wealthy married man,
so if you just
756
00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:30,603
tell us his name,
we will be on our way.
757
00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:32,605
I'm sorry, I can't do that.
758
00:29:32,772 --> 00:29:34,274
Oh, she's one of
the complex ones.
759
00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:35,734
Linda,
760
00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:38,111
darling, why don't
you tell me? Hmm?
761
00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:39,112
Well, I can't.
762
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,280
(Lucifer chuckles)
763
00:29:40,488 --> 00:29:42,782
I want to, but I can't.
764
00:29:42,991 --> 00:29:44,242
(laughs)
765
00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:46,202
(laughing):
Oh, you're the devil.
766
00:29:46,411 --> 00:29:48,455
(chuckles) Correct.
767
00:29:48,663 --> 00:29:50,123
Now, come on, Dr. Martin.
768
00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:51,791
I know you want to.
769
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,794
Oh, man, and it's really,
really juicy, too.
770
00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:55,962
Ooh, I bet it is.
771
00:29:56,129 --> 00:29:57,255
No, I can't.
772
00:29:57,464 --> 00:29:58,590
What did you do to her?
773
00:29:58,798 --> 00:29:59,841
Did you roofie her?
774
00:30:00,049 --> 00:30:01,134
Oh, no, it's not her fault.
775
00:30:01,342 --> 00:30:02,260
She's just reacting to me.
776
00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:04,304
Just watch and learn, okay?
777
00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:05,638
Right, the answer is yes,
778
00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:07,974
we can take a trip
to pound town if we must,
779
00:30:08,183 --> 00:30:11,978
but first, you're gonna have
to tell us, Linda, okay?
780
00:30:12,187 --> 00:30:13,646
(moaning): Um...
781
00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:16,316
(chuckles)
782
00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:20,069
Okay... (chuckles)
it's Grey Cooper.
783
00:30:20,278 --> 00:30:21,738
Grey Cooper?
784
00:30:21,946 --> 00:30:22,906
Seriously?
785
00:30:23,114 --> 00:30:24,365
That is juicy.
786
00:30:24,574 --> 00:30:26,117
Grey Cooper, the actor?
787
00:30:26,326 --> 00:30:27,285
The one who's married
to Amanda what's-her-chops?
788
00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:28,620
Yeah, yeah.
789
00:30:28,828 --> 00:30:30,413
Oh, no, he's horrible.
790
00:30:30,622 --> 00:30:34,083
So square-jawed,
so handsome, so vanilla.
791
00:30:34,292 --> 00:30:35,668
Oh, I'm really quite
disappointed in Delilah.
792
00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:39,297
That's truly terrible taste
in the opposite sex.
793
00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:40,590
Thank you very much, Dr. Martin.
794
00:30:40,799 --> 00:30:41,674
We'll be in touch.
795
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,092
All right, we got to go.
796
00:30:43,301 --> 00:30:45,178
Yes, of course,
but I... I made a deal,
797
00:30:45,386 --> 00:30:47,180
so I'm gonna have to hold up
my end of the bargain.
798
00:30:47,388 --> 00:30:48,598
You wouldn't mind
waiting outside?
799
00:30:48,807 --> 00:30:50,183
Are you seriously talking
800
00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:51,976
about having sex
with her right now?
801
00:30:52,185 --> 00:30:53,937
Well, it won't take long.
I do yoga.
802
00:30:55,188 --> 00:30:58,858
Hot... yoga.
803
00:30:59,067 --> 00:31:01,528
I'm freakishly flexible.
804
00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:02,862
Want to see?
805
00:31:05,657 --> 00:31:06,950
Wow!
806
00:31:08,993 --> 00:31:10,829
(chuckles)
807
00:31:11,037 --> 00:31:13,540
I really tried
to keep that one in.
808
00:31:13,748 --> 00:31:16,209
Well, you tried...
That's what matters.
809
00:31:16,417 --> 00:31:17,669
Uh, look, I'm really sorry,
810
00:31:17,877 --> 00:31:19,629
but I'm gonna have
to take a rain check.
811
00:31:19,838 --> 00:31:20,755
I will be back, okay?
812
00:31:20,964 --> 00:31:21,923
I certainly hope so.
813
00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:25,093
My word is my bond.
814
00:31:28,847 --> 00:31:30,723
# It's always something #
815
00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:32,684
# Before the late night #
816
00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:34,435
# Around the corner... #
817
00:31:34,644 --> 00:31:36,729
LUCIFER: Excuse me! Excuse me.
818
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:39,065
Ah, excuse me. Thank you.
819
00:31:39,274 --> 00:31:41,401
Hey, hey, sir.
820
00:31:41,609 --> 00:31:43,570
(tires squealing, gunfire)
821
00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:50,410
Who the (bell rings)
is this guy?
822
00:31:50,618 --> 00:31:52,829
What the hell are you doing?
823
00:31:53,037 --> 00:31:54,038
CHLOE: Excuse me. Excuse me.
824
00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:55,415
Sorry. Excuse me.
825
00:31:55,623 --> 00:31:57,625
Sorry, he's with me.
826
00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:01,045
That's not Grey Cooper.
827
00:32:01,254 --> 00:32:02,380
No, of course not.
828
00:32:02,589 --> 00:32:03,673
What the hell is this?
829
00:32:03,882 --> 00:32:05,508
We need to speak
with Mr. Cooper.
830
00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:11,264
God, Delilah, yeah,
heard about that this morning.
831
00:32:11,472 --> 00:32:12,515
I can't believe it.
832
00:32:12,724 --> 00:32:14,684
We did a movie
together last year.
833
00:32:14,893 --> 00:32:15,768
Got pretty close.
834
00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:17,896
- Lovers?
- Friends.
835
00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:19,439
Friends who were lovers?
836
00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:20,565
CHLOE: Settle down.
837
00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:22,275
I'll handle the questions.
838
00:32:22,483 --> 00:32:23,902
Mr. Cooper, when did you last
have contact with Delilah?
839
00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:25,445
Well, actually, I just
have one more question
840
00:32:25,653 --> 00:32:26,946
before you proceed
with the boring ones.
841
00:32:27,155 --> 00:32:29,616
Tell me, Mr. Cooper,
842
00:32:29,824 --> 00:32:31,868
what do you want more
than anything in this world?
843
00:32:32,076 --> 00:32:33,870
What's your deepest,
darkest desire?
844
00:32:34,078 --> 00:32:37,206
You close your eyes,
what do you see?
845
00:32:37,415 --> 00:32:41,669
I'm the president of the
United States of America.
846
00:32:41,878 --> 00:32:42,795
Ha!
847
00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:46,090
Well, who's the Devil now, eh?
848
00:32:46,299 --> 00:32:48,134
Those are some pretty big
aspirations there,
849
00:32:48,343 --> 00:32:50,511
Mr. Cooper. - (chuckles)
Well, after the acting
850
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,430
- and stuff.
- No need
851
00:32:52,639 --> 00:32:54,807
to be embarrassed. Hell,
if Arnold can do it, right?
852
00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:56,768
(chuckles) - Now, you
wouldn't want any nasty secrets
853
00:32:56,976 --> 00:32:58,269
screwing that up for you,
though, would you?
854
00:32:58,478 --> 00:32:59,854
Is there a point to this?
855
00:33:00,063 --> 00:33:02,315
Mr. Cooper, were you having
an affair with Delilah?
856
00:33:02,523 --> 00:33:03,608
AMANDA: Honey!
857
00:33:03,816 --> 00:33:05,151
Have you been getting my texts?
858
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,402
I thought they were
breaking you for lunch
859
00:33:06,611 --> 00:33:07,654
like a half hour ago.
860
00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:09,656
What's going on?
861
00:33:09,864 --> 00:33:12,158
These people are detectives.
862
00:33:12,367 --> 00:33:13,409
Real ones?
863
00:33:13,618 --> 00:33:15,286
We have some questions
about Delilah.
864
00:33:15,495 --> 00:33:17,372
Oh. Oh. Yes, it's so sad.
865
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:18,623
Yeah. Very sad.
866
00:33:20,208 --> 00:33:21,084
Your watch,
where'd you get that?
867
00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:23,503
Oh, it's a prop.
868
00:33:23,711 --> 00:33:24,671
AMANDA: No, that's the one
869
00:33:24,879 --> 00:33:25,755
Delilah gave you, isn't it?
870
00:33:25,964 --> 00:33:26,965
For Time Will Tell?
871
00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:29,342
GREY: Right. That's the movie
872
00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:31,678
that we did. It was a wrap gift.
873
00:33:31,886 --> 00:33:34,013
(chuckles)
Yeah. She buy a $10,000 watch
874
00:33:34,222 --> 00:33:35,515
for the whole crew? Uh, no.
875
00:33:35,723 --> 00:33:37,725
Just me, as far as I know.
876
00:33:37,934 --> 00:33:40,019
'Cause we were, you know,
877
00:33:40,228 --> 00:33:41,980
costars and everything.
878
00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:43,982
You know, you're gonna have
to get much better at lying
879
00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:45,316
if you want to be president.
880
00:33:45,525 --> 00:33:47,652
I know, right?
881
00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:49,529
So you were sleeping
with her, then, yeah?
882
00:33:50,989 --> 00:33:52,865
- Oh, yeah. (chuckles)
- (laughing)
883
00:33:58,663 --> 00:34:00,373
Crap. I just said that
in front of people.
884
00:34:00,581 --> 00:34:02,000
Whatever.
It's not like I didn't know.
885
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,668
God, you are a terrible liar.
886
00:34:03,876 --> 00:34:05,044
And actor, by the way.
887
00:34:05,253 --> 00:34:06,838
You knew? Of course.
888
00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:09,882
Why else do you think I've been
sleeping with Bobby?
889
00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:11,050
Are you serious?
890
00:34:11,259 --> 00:34:13,052
Oh, yeah. And it is good.
891
00:34:13,261 --> 00:34:15,555
Mmm. I climb that man
like a tree.
892
00:34:15,763 --> 00:34:16,556
Right, Bobby?
893
00:34:16,764 --> 00:34:18,224
GREY: My bodyguard?
894
00:34:18,433 --> 00:34:20,184
What a cliché.
895
00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:22,228
Oh, I'm a cliché?
Well, you're a dick.
896
00:34:22,437 --> 00:34:23,271
Oh, boy.
897
00:34:24,897 --> 00:34:26,399
- Hey, guys...
- Come on!
898
00:34:26,607 --> 00:34:29,068
Hey, guys. Arrest them.
899
00:34:29,277 --> 00:34:31,237
- Seriously?
- (grunting)
900
00:34:31,404 --> 00:34:33,364
One of them's got to be guilty.
901
00:34:39,537 --> 00:34:41,539
##
902
00:34:41,748 --> 00:34:45,334
# Hit me point-blank,
hit me point-blank #
903
00:34:45,543 --> 00:34:47,170
# Hit me point-blank... #
904
00:34:47,378 --> 00:34:49,672
Thanks. (sighs)
905
00:34:49,881 --> 00:34:54,052
So, Grey and Amanda have
zero connection to the shooter.
906
00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,888
(sighs) But the shooter had
the same watch as Grey.
907
00:34:57,096 --> 00:34:58,765
That can't be a coincidence.
908
00:34:58,973 --> 00:35:03,352
Maybe Delilah gave him one, too,
like kind of a go-to gift. I...
909
00:35:03,561 --> 00:35:04,771
Well, that would imply
she was actually
910
00:35:04,979 --> 00:35:05,855
sleeping with that maggot.
911
00:35:06,064 --> 00:35:07,690
Really?
912
00:35:07,899 --> 00:35:10,693
Jimmy, 2Vile, Grey Cooper.
913
00:35:10,902 --> 00:35:12,653
That's three other maggots
she's sleeping with.
914
00:35:12,862 --> 00:35:14,405
I don't think there's a lot
of discretion going on with her.
915
00:35:14,614 --> 00:35:15,573
Yeah. I suppose you got a point.
916
00:35:16,741 --> 00:35:18,034
(chuckles softly)
917
00:35:18,242 --> 00:35:20,203
God, what am I doing here?
918
00:35:20,411 --> 00:35:22,830
Wrong deity, but, yes,
that is the eternal question.
919
00:35:23,039 --> 00:35:25,625
(chuckles)
No. I mean here, in a bar,
920
00:35:25,833 --> 00:35:26,876
- with you.
- Well, I don't know.
921
00:35:27,085 --> 00:35:28,711
You tell me, Detective.
922
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,047
I mean, despite
your proclaimed revulsion,
923
00:35:31,255 --> 00:35:33,716
you can't deny that
there's a connection between us.
924
00:35:33,925 --> 00:35:36,636
Tell me, what do
you actually want?
925
00:35:36,844 --> 00:35:39,722
You mean what do I desire
more than anything else
926
00:35:39,931 --> 00:35:41,682
- in this life?
- Yes.
927
00:35:41,891 --> 00:35:43,559
- Mm-hmm.
- No tricks. Not that they work on you, you freak.
928
00:35:43,768 --> 00:35:44,769
(chuckles)
929
00:35:45,937 --> 00:35:48,439
Seriously. I'm curious.
930
00:35:48,648 --> 00:35:49,982
I don't know.
931
00:35:50,191 --> 00:35:51,734
What-what I told you's true.
932
00:35:51,943 --> 00:35:54,695
I-I really do want
to help people.
933
00:35:55,863 --> 00:35:57,365
My father was a cop.
934
00:35:57,573 --> 00:35:58,908
He was a great cop.
935
00:35:59,117 --> 00:36:00,743
My mother was an actress.
936
00:36:00,952 --> 00:36:02,245
Really cheesy one. (chuckles)
937
00:36:02,453 --> 00:36:05,414
I tried the acting thing.
I took off my top.
938
00:36:05,623 --> 00:36:07,875
Wasn't really contributing
to the betterment of society.
939
00:36:08,084 --> 00:36:10,044
I disagree. I love that movie.
940
00:36:10,253 --> 00:36:11,254
(chuckles)
941
00:36:11,462 --> 00:36:12,588
So I quit.
942
00:36:12,797 --> 00:36:14,674
Decided to become a cop
like my dad
943
00:36:14,841 --> 00:36:16,717
and, uh, dealt with the whole
Hot Tub High School thing,
944
00:36:16,926 --> 00:36:18,469
until, um,
945
00:36:18,678 --> 00:36:20,680
I became a detective
and found a whole new way
946
00:36:20,888 --> 00:36:23,057
- to ostracize myself.
- Ah, the...
947
00:36:23,266 --> 00:36:25,476
reason your ex-maggot
was pressuring you
948
00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:27,103
to close this?
949
00:36:27,311 --> 00:36:28,688
Yeah. Yeah.
950
00:36:28,896 --> 00:36:30,898
Exactly. There was a case,
951
00:36:31,107 --> 00:36:33,776
a shooting on Palmetto Street
where a cop was shot,
952
00:36:33,985 --> 00:36:36,070
and I saw it differently
than pretty much everyone
953
00:36:36,279 --> 00:36:38,114
in my department,
including my ex.
954
00:36:38,322 --> 00:36:39,824
And I stuck my neck out,
955
00:36:40,032 --> 00:36:41,909
and it backfired.
956
00:36:42,118 --> 00:36:44,078
And, uh, now...
957
00:36:44,287 --> 00:36:46,747
(chuckles)
no one wants to work with me.
958
00:36:46,956 --> 00:36:48,624
Well, I'm available.
959
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,253
Too bad your little protégé
960
00:36:52,461 --> 00:36:53,462
isn't around
to collect the check.
961
00:36:53,671 --> 00:36:54,630
REPORTER: The soundtrack album
962
00:36:54,839 --> 00:36:56,174
for the movie Time Will Tell
963
00:36:56,382 --> 00:36:58,634
has reached number 15
on the Billboard charts
964
00:36:58,843 --> 00:37:00,386
and is still climbing.
Song and record sales...
965
00:37:00,595 --> 00:37:01,637
Oh, wow.
966
00:37:02,889 --> 00:37:04,098
What?
967
00:37:06,058 --> 00:37:08,144
Delilah didn't give that watch
to the drug dealer.
968
00:37:12,982 --> 00:37:15,818
# - Got a heavy load, sometimes I wonder...
# Stop, stop, stop!
969
00:37:16,027 --> 00:37:19,071
(music stops) What is it? You got a
gerbil in your throat? What's going on?
970
00:37:21,616 --> 00:37:22,658
Hello, Jimmy.
971
00:37:22,867 --> 00:37:24,327
Really?
972
00:37:24,535 --> 00:37:25,995
How's the album sales doing?
973
00:37:26,204 --> 00:37:27,914
What album?
974
00:37:28,122 --> 00:37:29,790
Soundtrack to Time Will Tell,
which you produced.
975
00:37:29,999 --> 00:37:33,169
Whitney Houston hit the top ten
for album sales after her death.
976
00:37:33,377 --> 00:37:35,171
Michael Jackson hit
the stratosphere.
977
00:37:35,379 --> 00:37:38,174
Not sure you'll achieve such
heights having Delilah killed,
978
00:37:38,382 --> 00:37:41,385
but that sure is a boatload of
royalty checks headed your way.
979
00:37:41,594 --> 00:37:44,847
Guess you really
needed the cash, huh?
980
00:37:45,056 --> 00:37:48,142
Which is why you had to pay
the shooter with your watch.
981
00:37:48,351 --> 00:37:50,353
The watch Delilah gave you.
Now, that's just sick.
982
00:37:50,561 --> 00:37:52,063
But then you are, so...
983
00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:55,316
(gun clicks)
984
00:37:55,524 --> 00:37:56,359
Hey, Jimmy?
985
00:37:56,567 --> 00:37:57,860
I made her, and she ruined me.
986
00:37:58,069 --> 00:38:00,863
She humiliated me. She owes me.
987
00:38:01,072 --> 00:38:02,740
You're not God, Jimmy.
You didn't make her.
988
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,034
But you did destroy her.
989
00:38:05,243 --> 00:38:06,911
So I'm gonna punish you.
990
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:09,580
You back off,
you freak. I mean it.
991
00:38:09,789 --> 00:38:11,916
I am not going to jail
for that bitch. No chance.
992
00:38:12,124 --> 00:38:13,376
Listen to him,
Lucifer. Back off.
993
00:38:13,584 --> 00:38:15,169
I told you, it's fine.
I'm immortal.
994
00:38:18,005 --> 00:38:20,216
Why did you do that?
995
00:38:20,424 --> 00:38:22,260
- He was gonna kill you.
- No, no, no,
996
00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:25,263
no, no, no. You just...
you just let him off too easy.
997
00:38:25,471 --> 00:38:27,265
He needs to pay!
He needs to suffer!
998
00:38:27,473 --> 00:38:28,933
He needs to feel the pain,
999
00:38:29,141 --> 00:38:31,435
- not escape it!
- Don't worry.
1000
00:38:31,644 --> 00:38:33,771
I'm sure where he's going,
the pain's coming.
1001
00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:35,606
No. No, it's not, actually.
1002
00:38:35,815 --> 00:38:37,775
And you know why?
Because I'm here and he's...
1003
00:38:37,984 --> 00:38:39,860
(gunshots) (gasps)
1004
00:38:45,032 --> 00:38:46,409
(gasping)
1005
00:38:46,617 --> 00:38:49,120
Chloe.
1006
00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:50,454
(gasping)
1007
00:38:50,663 --> 00:38:53,124
(weakly): I don't want to die.
1008
00:38:53,332 --> 00:38:55,793
I won't let you.
1009
00:38:57,461 --> 00:38:59,547
Your father will just have
to wait for you.
1010
00:39:00,965 --> 00:39:03,134
(gunshots) (groaning)
1011
00:39:05,219 --> 00:39:07,888
Just... give me one second.
1012
00:39:08,097 --> 00:39:10,641
(gunshots)
1013
00:39:13,936 --> 00:39:14,937
(grunts)
1014
00:39:15,146 --> 00:39:16,105
JIMMY: No, please! No, no,
1015
00:39:16,314 --> 00:39:18,274
please! Please.
1016
00:39:18,482 --> 00:39:20,735
Please don't kill me.
1017
00:39:20,943 --> 00:39:21,986
Oh, Jimmy.
1018
00:39:24,238 --> 00:39:25,823
You're gonna wish that's all
1019
00:39:26,032 --> 00:39:28,409
- I did to you.
- (screaming)
1020
00:39:43,257 --> 00:39:44,425
LUCIFER: Well,
1021
00:39:44,633 --> 00:39:47,094
look who's back.
1022
00:39:49,597 --> 00:39:51,182
(groans)
1023
00:39:53,809 --> 00:39:55,978
How long have I been out?
1024
00:39:56,187 --> 00:39:58,814
(sighs) Three years.
1025
00:39:59,982 --> 00:40:01,150
What?
1026
00:40:01,359 --> 00:40:02,276
(chuckling)
1027
00:40:04,445 --> 00:40:05,946
You're such an ass.
1028
00:40:06,155 --> 00:40:07,948
- Thank you.
- Oh, God.
1029
00:40:11,077 --> 00:40:12,536
He was firing at you.
1030
00:40:14,330 --> 00:40:15,664
Why aren't you...
1031
00:40:15,873 --> 00:40:17,500
more dead?
1032
00:40:17,708 --> 00:40:19,877
You're having a very hard time
with the immortal thing,
1033
00:40:20,086 --> 00:40:22,046
aren't you?
1034
00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:23,506
(sighs)
1035
00:40:25,132 --> 00:40:27,009
- What happened with Jimmy?
- Jimmy?
1036
00:40:27,218 --> 00:40:29,512
Jimmy got what he deserved.
1037
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:31,305
Hmm?
1038
00:40:32,848 --> 00:40:35,184
Well, I'm pretty sure
I'd be dead
1039
00:40:35,393 --> 00:40:36,644
if you hadn't helped me, so...
1040
00:40:36,852 --> 00:40:38,896
thank you.
1041
00:40:39,105 --> 00:40:40,856
Sorry, what was that?
That last bit.
1042
00:40:41,065 --> 00:40:42,733
I didn't quite get that.
1043
00:40:43,901 --> 00:40:45,569
Thank you.
1044
00:40:46,695 --> 00:40:48,697
You're welcome.
1045
00:40:48,906 --> 00:40:50,574
And, besides, you know,
1046
00:40:50,783 --> 00:40:52,701
you're far too interesting
to let die.
1047
00:40:54,412 --> 00:40:56,372
You saved my life
because I'm interesting?
1048
00:40:56,580 --> 00:40:58,416
Wildly irritating as well,
but yes.
1049
00:40:58,624 --> 00:40:59,542
(chuckles softly)
1050
00:41:02,086 --> 00:41:03,587
So what now?
1051
00:41:03,796 --> 00:41:05,047
Well, I mean,
I've obviously proven myself
1052
00:41:05,256 --> 00:41:06,424
to be an invaluable
crime-fighting tool.
1053
00:41:06,632 --> 00:41:08,509
You're a pariah
in the department.
1054
00:41:08,717 --> 00:41:10,010
I think this could be the start
1055
00:41:10,219 --> 00:41:11,011
of a beautiful friendship.
Don't you?
1056
00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:13,013
Who the hell are you?
1057
00:41:13,222 --> 00:41:15,266
I told you, I'm...
1058
00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:16,851
Lucifer!
1059
00:41:17,893 --> 00:41:20,062
Uh, yes. Hello, child.
1060
00:41:20,271 --> 00:41:22,189
Um, just... Why don't you save
1061
00:41:22,398 --> 00:41:24,024
some of this unpleasantness
for your mother, yeah?
1062
00:41:24,233 --> 00:41:25,276
- (groans)
- Ooh.
1063
00:41:25,484 --> 00:41:27,278
- Sorry.
- Oh.
1064
00:41:27,486 --> 00:41:29,405
- God.
- Are you hurt?
1065
00:41:29,613 --> 00:41:30,906
I'm okay.
1066
00:41:31,115 --> 00:41:32,700
LUCIFER: Right.
Well, I'd stay for
1067
00:41:32,908 --> 00:41:34,577
the family reunion,
but it's giving me terrible IBS.
1068
00:41:34,785 --> 00:41:36,996
So, look forward
to seeing you soon, Chloe.
1069
00:41:37,204 --> 00:41:39,081
- I don't.
- Bye, now.
1070
00:41:39,290 --> 00:41:40,458
Glad you're not dead.
1071
00:41:43,461 --> 00:41:46,797
# Always something
before the late night #
1072
00:41:47,006 --> 00:41:49,049
# Around the corner,
there's always #
1073
00:41:49,258 --> 00:41:51,427
(distorting):
# Something waiting for you... #
1074
00:41:51,635 --> 00:41:53,804
(groans) Bloody hell.
1075
00:41:59,310 --> 00:42:01,437
What do you want from me?
1076
00:42:01,645 --> 00:42:03,981
I've been watching you, Lucifer.
1077
00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:05,941
- You perv.
- And I'm not sure
1078
00:42:06,150 --> 00:42:07,568
I like what I see.
1079
00:42:07,776 --> 00:42:10,279
You're showing restraint, mercy.
1080
00:42:10,488 --> 00:42:13,449
You scared I'm turning my back
on the dark side, bro?
1081
00:42:13,657 --> 00:42:17,244
Lucifer, there is a balance here
that we must maintain.
1082
00:42:17,453 --> 00:42:19,830
I strongly suggest you do
what I told you to do
1083
00:42:20,039 --> 00:42:21,290
and go back to Hell.
1084
00:42:21,499 --> 00:42:24,293
Don't threaten me, Amenadiel.
1085
00:42:24,502 --> 00:42:26,921
I mean, you don't want
to start a war.
1086
00:42:27,129 --> 00:42:30,174
I would love a war.
1087
00:42:30,382 --> 00:42:32,301
(chuckling)
1088
00:42:32,510 --> 00:42:35,179
Oh, Luci.
1089
00:42:35,387 --> 00:42:38,766
My hatred for you grows stronger
with every visit.
1090
00:42:38,974 --> 00:42:42,019
Well, I wouldn't have it
any other way, pal.
1091
00:42:42,228 --> 00:42:45,105
I look forward
to eating your heart one day.
1092
00:42:45,314 --> 00:42:46,690
Peace.
1093
00:42:51,695 --> 00:42:54,740
(wings flapping)
1094
00:42:54,949 --> 00:42:56,867
Ugh.
1095
00:43:05,459 --> 00:43:07,378
I sense your disapproval, Maze.
1096
00:43:07,586 --> 00:43:09,380
What is it?
1097
00:43:09,588 --> 00:43:14,885
I just can't understand
why you would save a human life.
1098
00:43:15,094 --> 00:43:17,346
Well, there's...
something different about her
1099
00:43:17,555 --> 00:43:19,974
that I don't quite understand,
and it vexes me.
1100
00:43:20,182 --> 00:43:22,518
Maybe it's not her
that's different.
1101
00:43:22,726 --> 00:43:25,062
(chuckles) Is this
where I'm supposed to ask,
1102
00:43:25,271 --> 00:43:26,855
"Whatever do you mean?"
1103
00:43:27,064 --> 00:43:29,525
I'm worried the humans
are rubbing off on you.
1104
00:43:29,733 --> 00:43:31,860
Stop caring.
1105
00:43:33,070 --> 00:43:34,947
You're the Devil.
1106
00:43:37,491 --> 00:43:39,243
Yes, I am.
1107
00:43:39,451 --> 00:43:41,287
##
1108
00:43:52,881 --> 00:43:54,883
Okay. Right. Uh...
1109
00:43:55,092 --> 00:43:57,052
Here's the deal.
We can have as much naked
1110
00:43:57,261 --> 00:43:59,221
cuddle time
as you desire, but...
1111
00:43:59,430 --> 00:44:01,390
you're gonna have
to listen to me, too.
1112
00:44:01,599 --> 00:44:04,685
There's a few things that
I'd like to discuss with you.
1113
00:44:04,893 --> 00:44:08,022
You know, just a...
an existential dilemma or two.
1114
00:44:08,230 --> 00:44:09,231
Deal?
1115
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,400
- Yes.
- Lovely.
1116
00:44:11,609 --> 00:44:14,778
# Oh, no, there ain't
no rest for the wicked #
1117
00:44:14,987 --> 00:44:18,240
# Until we close
our eyes for good... #