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- Previously on Lucifer...
- We need to figure out who kidnapped me.
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I'm fairly certain that
my Father's behind it.
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AMENADIEL: Lucifer,
I'm not angry with you,
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that you somehow
got your wings back,
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or even that
you cut them off again.
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I was tested once,
and I failed.
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I'm not gonna fail again.
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I suppose this won't bother you.
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But you cut them off.
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The pesky things seem to be
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a bit more tenacious
this time around.
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I'm Lieutenant Marcus Pierce.
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DAN: Heard a lot about
you, Lieutenant,
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and I'm really excited
to work with you.
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Aren't you that corrupt
cop that got off easy?
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Excuse me?
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People come to me
to ask for favors,
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and more often than not,
I'm happy to oblige.
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What do you get?
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Simply to be repaid
at a later date.
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A devilish IOU, if you will.
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LUCIFER:
Who's the Sinnerman?
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That's who hired me
to kidnap you.
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He's a scary dude.
Huge crime boss.
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And where do I find him?
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SAM:
You don't. He finds you.
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♪♪
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♪ Down, down, d-down, down ♪
♪ Are you? ♪
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♪ Down, down, d-d-down,
down, down, down ♪
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♪ Are you down, are you down,
are you d-d-down? ♪
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♪ Are you down, are you
down, are you d-d-d-d-down? ♪
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♪ Are you... ♪
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This way.
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(vocalizing)
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♪ Down ♪
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♪ Are you, are you ♪
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♪ D-D-D-D-Down, are you... ♪
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(vocalizing)
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Ah...
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(sighs)
You're an angel.
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(Lucifer sighs)
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Oh, gosh.
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Uh, my apologies.
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And for the record,
I don't usually suffer
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from premature unfurling.
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(grunts, chuckles)
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Right.
Now, where were we?
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No, keep them out.
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I'm totally into cosplay.
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I could dress up as a devil
and make it really sexy.
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I have no desire
to have sex with myself.
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Not right now, at least.
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Where are you going?
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To do some grooming.
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(sighs)
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I'd recommend you leave. Now.
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I'm about to engage
in a rather gruesome form
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of manscaping.
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LINDA:
You cut them off, didn't you?
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I did, yes.
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But then they grew back,
so I cut them off again.
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It's like whack-a-mole
back there.
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(chuckles)
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I'm worried about you.
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What you're describing
is self-mutilation.
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Doctor, someone is
forcing those wings on me.
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They took away my devil face.
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And I won't stand for someone
making me something I'm not.
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Are you any closer to
finding out who did this?
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Yes. Well, a little.
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He calls himself
"The Sinnerman."
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From what I can gather,
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he's a criminal mastermind
who just moved his operation
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to Los Angeles, but no one
seems to have ever met him,
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which makes punching him in the
face frustratingly difficult.
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Well, maybe... (groans)
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Doctor,
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are you sure you're all right
to be back at work?
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I mean, it really
hasn't been that long
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since Mum flambéed you.
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Yes. It certainly was a...
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traumatic experience.
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Fortunately, I'm trained to deal
with that sort of thing,
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and I'm doing just that.
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And there's nothing
I can do to help?
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Yes. You can let me
get back to you.
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Oh, if you insist.
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Oh, I haven't even told you
the worst part, have I?
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Not only did he stick
my wings back on
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and take my face,
he's stolen my shtick as well.
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He gives out favors to people
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for a price to be named later.
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Sound familiar?
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Lucifer, you didn't invent
the idea of giving out favors.
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(chuckles) Yep,
forgot who I was talking to.
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I suppose you did.
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But you haven't given
out favors in a while.
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And the Sinnerman knows it.
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I think he's
taunting me.
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Do you think he's human?
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Or something else?
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I don't know.
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But whatever he is, I'm gonna
stop at nothing to find him.
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CHLOE:
We found him.
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LUCIFER:
Who? The missing link?
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Proof of human-rodent
copulation.
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It's Mike Alonso.
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The guy that skewered your
kidnapper under the pier.
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(scoffs) This is clearly
not the Sinnerman.
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Clearly not,
since I'm pretty sure
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that no one with that name
actually exists.
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He had motive, no alibi,
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and, oh, yeah,
he confessed
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under interrogation.
He's our guy.
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Well, then he must be
working for the Sinnerman.
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You're not gonna drag me
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into whatever new
weird drama this is.
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And could you please
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stop saying "Sinnerman"?
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Sinnerman.
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Big Nina Simone fan?
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Well, actually, I am.
But I was just saying - What? Nothing.
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- to the detective...
- Nothing. It's nothing.
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Are you hiding something
from me, Detective?
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No.
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I don't care;
I was just asking.
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New case came in,
you're up.
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Thank you.
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(sighs)
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Okay. Why did you just stop me
telling the new lieutenant
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we're on the cusp of the
greatest case of our lives?
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Because the Sinnerman is an
urban myth; he doesn't exist.
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He's a boogeyman
that criminals use
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to hide their bad behavior.
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"Oh, the Sinnerman
made me do it."
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Yet another thing
he's stolen from me,
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being blamed for
the bad deeds of men.
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- He can keep that one, actually.
- (scoffs) So the idea
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of telling our new boss...
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who I'm just starting
to get a rhythm with...
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that you want to arrest
the Easter Bunny
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doesn't really thrill me.
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I have no intention
of arresting anyone.
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I want to grab him by his
neck and see what happens
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when I squeeze hard enough.
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If you can bring me
any tiny bit of evidence
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that the Sinnerman
actually exists,
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I will be the first
to look into it.
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But...
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until then,
consider this case closed.
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And let's focus
on this case, please.
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Okay.
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♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
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♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah-ah ♪
♪ Come on ♪
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♪ I'm gonna handcuff lightning ♪
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♪ Throw thunder in the ring ♪
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♪ Won't slack,
won't turn my back ♪
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♪ I'll get on my knees and pray ♪ -
(train horn blows)
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♪ My heart beats
strong as rock ♪
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♪ My blood runs cold and hot ♪
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♪ My eyes see what you got ♪
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♪ I'll get on my knees
and pray ♪
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LUCIFER:
(whistles) Daniel?
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Guy's name
is JD Woodstock.
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He lived right
around the corner.
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Neighbors said he
was pretty quiet.
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Unemployed, but we
found this on him.
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Huh.
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So what are these? Jokes?
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A charitable description,
Detective.
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"Avocado?
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How about avoca-don't?"
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Would it be rude
to throw tomatoes at a corpse?
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DAN: Looks like he was
a struggling comedian.
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We're trying to figure out
if he performed anywhere.
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What'd he do? Make
fun of the wrong person?
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Get in a fight with
an audience member?
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It's worth exploring,
at least.
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You know, there are a lot
of insult comics out there,
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and not everybody
enjoys being mocked.
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Hmm. We should listen
to Daniel, actually.
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He's got a unique
insight into this case.
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What's he talking about?
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Well, they're
kindred spirits.
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A fellow broken
soul who puts
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the most embarrassing parts
of his life on display
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for his audience
for an easy laugh.
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He does stand-up;
I do improv.
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They're completely
different things.
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- Oh.
- Improv
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is all about "yes, and."
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Stand-up, well, that's about
telling jokes...
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I-I regret starting
this entire conversation.
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Wait. Excuse me, Dan.
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You do improv?
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How did I not know that?
And how did he?
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- Well, it's a funny story, actually.
- Actually,
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it's because I-I don't
tell a lot of people.
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Why?
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Yeah... hey, Ella.
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How's it going?
What'd you find?
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Well, no murder weapon, but I
did find three shell casings.
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Running ballistics
on them now.
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But, based on the
firing pattern,
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I think this dude was tortured
before he finally died.
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Oh, well congratulations,
Mr. Woodstock.
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At least someone cared enough
about your jokes to...
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ELLA: Did you just
say Woodstock?
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As in, JD Woodstock?
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Yeah. Why?
You know him?
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Yeah. He made big news
a couple days ago,
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claiming Bobby Lowe
stole his jokes.
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And who is Bobby Lowe?
A rival comedian
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who hates himself so much
he stole this drivel?
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Uh, no.
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Open your eyes, pal.
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Yeah. JD claimed
that Bobby's show
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was based on
his own material.
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And that he
could prove it.
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Which is impossible,
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because Bobby Lowe's show
is all about his life.
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Wait, so you're saying that
this giant-headed buffoon
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stole our poor
victim's ideas?
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His life's work
and built a business out of it?
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Mm. So now he's a "poor victim."
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Look, I know you don't
believe me, Detective,
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but I happen to be going through
something quite similar,
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so if I can't get
my own justice,
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I'm gonna get it for
this poor unfunny soul.
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Well, I certainly did want you
to focus on this case,
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but be careful
what you wish for.
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At least the lieutenant
isn't here.
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You know, if you keep saying
crazy things around him,
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(over microphone):
who knows what he might do.
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Right. When have I ever
cared about that, Detective?
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- Ah, that's true.
- (chuckles)
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(indistinct conversation
continues over microphone)
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♪♪
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JD:
I sweated over every joke.
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Worked my ass off for months.
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And Bobby stole it all
like it was nothing.
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Created a show
based on my jokes!
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Well Bobby, guess what?
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I finally found it.
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Proof you're a fraud.
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And I'm going to show it
to the world.
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Well? Which of these boxes
do I click on for the proof?
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None. He posted this video
the day before he died.
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And we can't find whatever proof
he claimed to have had.
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So that's why JD
was tortured,
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so the killer could
find and destroy it?
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ELLA: (coughs)
Or he's a liar.
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Huh?
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00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:09,875
I'm not sure who said that,
255
00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,434
but I totally agree with them.
256
00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,758
Bobby Lowe would never
do something like that.
257
00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:17,189
- Why do you say that?
- Because,
258
00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,915
Bobby's show is so personal.
259
00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:20,957
It's so authentic.
260
00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,350
There's no way that
you could fake it.
261
00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:23,550
Right. Don't listen to her.
262
00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:24,796
The man is
clearly a thief.
263
00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,269
Let's go give him
a good throttling.
264
00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:27,630
CHLOE: I'm leaning towards
just talking to him.
265
00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:29,274
And then throttling.
I suppose a little foreplay
266
00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:30,476
never hurt anyone.
267
00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:31,398
Wait.
268
00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:32,397
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You guys are gonna
269
00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,398
go talk to him, like,
right now this second?
270
00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:35,954
Yeah. Why?
271
00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,355
Maybe I should go with.
272
00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:41,319
You know, to collect
the evidence.
273
00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:44,234
- Right. Well, if he's innocent...
- He's not innocent.
274
00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,716
If he's innocent,
then there won't
275
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,240
be any evidence
to collect,
276
00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:49,675
so probably better
if you hang here.
277
00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,714
Yeah. I-I see what
you're saying there,
278
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:53,911
but...
279
00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:55,793
I just think, to be safe,
280
00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,992
I should collect
as much stuff as possible.
281
00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,317
You know, fingerprints,
a lock of hair, an autograph.
282
00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:01,237
Right.
283
00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:03,791
To be safe.
284
00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:04,792
Okay.
285
00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:06,671
To be safe.
286
00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,236
Yeah!
287
00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,237
♪ Lipstick stuck on ♪
288
00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,318
♪ High heels sharpened ♪
289
00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:17,239
♪ Eyes lined, it's on ♪
290
00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:20,000
♪ Think it's time to
get my walk on... ♪
291
00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:21,991
Hey.
292
00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:23,551
Hey.
293
00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:24,952
Yeah.
294
00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,435
Thanks for meeting
me, Amenadiel.
295
00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,593
Is there a shorter version
of that?
296
00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:31,199
Does anyone ever
call you "Amen"?
297
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:32,910
(chuckles)
298
00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:33,917
Probably not.
299
00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,349
Oh, you would be the first.
300
00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:36,755
(laughs)
301
00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,030
So, Linda,
what's going on?
302
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,992
Um, I just wanted
to say thank you.
303
00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:45,676
For saving my life.
304
00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,519
Maze is the one
who saved your life.
305
00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:48,790
And I thanked
her so much,
306
00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,360
I think she's avoiding me now.
307
00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:55,109
But I wouldn't be here
without you, too.
308
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:57,837
I didn't do anything.
309
00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:00,271
Other than miraculously
slowing down time
310
00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,153
so that I didn't
bleed to death?
311
00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,794
Well, other than that.
312
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,316
(chuckles)
313
00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,314
How are you really doing,
by the way?
314
00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:09,711
I'm fine.
315
00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,559
You have your powers back.
316
00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:15,350
That must be exciting.
317
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,798
Mm. Um, not exactly.
318
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,519
They haven't worked
since that day.
319
00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,036
I'm sorry to hear that.
320
00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:24,918
Ah, don't be.
321
00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,629
I think it's just my Father
testing me again.
322
00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:30,033
But this time,
Linda, I'm ready.
323
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,436
How is He testing you?
324
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,155
Do you have to
fight someone?
325
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,718
Solve advanced
math problems?
326
00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:42,317
Well, if I'm right,
there's something I need to do
327
00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,716
in the penthouse and, uh...
328
00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:47,909
I've been avoiding it.
329
00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:50,955
Well, you helped me.
330
00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,478
Why don't you let
me help you with...
331
00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,270
whatever this is?
332
00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:57,991
Unless it's math.
333
00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,515
Oh, it's not math.
334
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,553
Then I'm sure I
can handle it.
335
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,474
Oh. Severed angel wings
in a closet.
336
00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:12,517
Of course.
337
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,594
Totally handleable.
338
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,198
My irresponsible brother
left them here
339
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,790
for any half-drunk human
to stumble onto.
340
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:24,109
Proof of the divine just
left on the floor like...
341
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,832
like used laundry.
342
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,838
For some reason,
I imagined they just
343
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,238
magically disappeared
when he cut them off.
344
00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:35,437
But this...
345
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:37,910
yeah, this is gruesome.
346
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:38,997
Mm-hmm.
347
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,195
You know where
the garbage bags are?
348
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,270
DAN:
Hi, Lieutenant.
349
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,234
I just wanted to come by
and talk.
350
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,113
Kind of feel like we
got off on the wrong foot.
351
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,994
Pretty sure we're on exactly
the foot I want to be on.
352
00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,355
I'm not a bad guy.
353
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:01,676
And I'm not a dirty cop.
354
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,280
So, you didn't check a gun
out of evidence
355
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:07,755
that was used to commit a crime?
356
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,280
I mean, yes.
357
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,119
At least it wasn't
a homicide, right?
358
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,070
Well, it, um...
(clears throat)
359
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,911
- I-I was... I just...
- Stop.
360
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:20,476
I was gonna string
this along,
361
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,439
but it's already a
little too sad for me.
362
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,959
I'm actually glad
you came in.
363
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,915
(sighs)
Really?
364
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,352
I want all the intel that
you gathered on Lucifer.
365
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,074
Why would I have any
intel on Lucifer?
366
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,760
Because when he first started
working with Decker,
367
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,480
you were still
married to her.
368
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,236
And I'm guessing
you broke the rules
369
00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:39,999
and dug up everything
you could on him.
370
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,714
(laughs)
371
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,919
I didn't. I mean...
372
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,079
Yeah. I did.
373
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,440
I'd like it all
on my desk in an hour.
374
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,680
That's the biggest cock
I've ever seen.
375
00:13:58,880 --> 00:13:59,916
WOMAN: And, uh,
makeup right now.
376
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,520
Mm-hmm. Oh, whoa, whoa,
excuse me, guys.
377
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:02,995
- You guys can't be back here.
- CHLOE: We're looking for...
378
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,270
Bobby Lowe!
379
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,711
- Uh, right.
- WOMAN: Oh, no, no.
380
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:07,717
Oh, my God, please, no.
381
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,400
He doesn't like visitors.
382
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,035
Damn, I can't get fired.
383
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,078
ELLA: Oh, my God, it's
really Bobby Lowe.
384
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,157
What did I say?
385
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,033
- I'm sorry.
- No eye contact,
386
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,471
no green Skittles
in my candy jar
387
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,319
and no guests!
388
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,029
I'm Detective Chloe Decker,
LAPD.
389
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,039
We want to talk to you about
the murder of JD Woodstock.
390
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:29,111
Why are you stopping?
391
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,993
Show starts in five minutes,
honey. Chop-chop.
392
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,792
God, he just called her honey.
So sweet.
393
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,673
Is this about that
stupid podcast?
394
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,752
You really think
I stole jokes? Me?
395
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:38,950
- Very much so, yes.
- Of course not.
396
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,192
(scoffs) - CHLOE:
What I think is I'd like
397
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:42,715
to explore his accusations,
398
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,400
starting with where
you were when he died.
399
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,193
(sighs)
You know why people
400
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,874
accuse others
of stealing material?
401
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,116
Because the others are thieves?
402
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,079
Because they're failures.
403
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,515
And instead of facing that,
404
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,757
they blame successful
people like me.
405
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,440
- How dare you...
- Uh...
406
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:57,676
They're ready for you, Bobby.
407
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,880
Look, some of us
have important work to do,
408
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,352
like entertaining America.
409
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,040
If you'd like to see
how it's done,
410
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,435
take a seat.
411
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,470
Charming.
412
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,074
I can't believe it.
413
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:16,238
He invited us to a taping.
414
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:19,512
- (audience cheering)
- WOMAN: Are you ready to laugh?
415
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:20,471
Wait, what, what?
416
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,319
No, I can't hear you guys.
417
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,317
Come on.
418
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:24,994
I bribed you with T-shirts.
419
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,714
I phoned in all my best jokes.
420
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:27,717
What more do you want?
421
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:29,078
Oh, yeah.
422
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,959
More T-shirts!
423
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,272
- Yeah!
- Let's try that again.
424
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:34,675
Look what I got.
425
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,234
Are you ready to laugh?
426
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,238
- AUDIENCE: Yeah!
- All right, guys.
427
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:39,471
Let's start the show.
428
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:40,557
♪♪
429
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:41,910
Yeah!
430
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,080
Oh, there he is,
there he is.
431
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,118
(audience cheering)
432
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,519
Well, that was the worst date
of my entire life.
433
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,080
(audience laughs)
434
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,800
Oh, come on now, Bobby.
435
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,354
I'm sure it
wasn't that bad.
436
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,279
BOBBY: She left before
we got dessert.
437
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,240
PUPPET: But dessert's the
best part of the meal, Bobby.
438
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,516
(audience cheers)
439
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,759
Well, on the upside, you have
been trying to lose weight.
440
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,076
(laughs)
441
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,437
I didn't say I left
before dessert.
442
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,838
- This is what that arrogant fraud is so proud of?
- s h h.
443
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:18,960
(whispering):
Wait, what's this show about?
444
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,236
(whispering):
Oh. Those are his
445
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,715
imaginary friends.
446
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,758
They help him deal
with his insecurities.
447
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,673
- Oh.
- We've all been there, right?
448
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,479
- BOBBY: I'll just impress her at the party.
- Right.
449
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,477
LUCIFER:
Excuse me.
450
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,110
Excuse me.
451
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,117
Time out.
452
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,197
Excuse me.
453
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:33,191
(laughing): Sorry.
454
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,914
You stole a dead man's work
455
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,474
and turned it into this?
456
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,030
Get lost, Fraggle Rock.
457
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,836
BOBBY: What do you think
you're doing, man?
458
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:40,791
Stealing your show,
459
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,798
which only seems fair
as you stole it first.
460
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,509
Hey, mind your
own business, Dr. Who.
461
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:46,870
Pip pip out of here.
462
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,036
- Dr. Who?
- (audience laughs)
463
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,310
Don't laugh.
464
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,320
- (audience gasps)
- (screams)
465
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:53,511
Oh, geez.
466
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,315
It's okay,
it's okay, it's okay.
467
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,749
Right, what have you got
to say for yourself?
468
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:57,837
Beat it, handy.
469
00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,157
I'm not talking to you.
Get the hell out of my set, man.
470
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,477
Okay. Okay, fine.
Don't talk to me.
471
00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,319
Let's have a chat with one of
your old friends, shall we?
472
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:05,920
- What have we got in here?
- You can't touch those puppets.
473
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,270
Does anyone work here?!
474
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,632
- Ah, here we go. All right, this one looks good.
- No.
475
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,155
No, no, n-no,
put-put that...
476
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:13,079
- put that down.
- (silly voice): What? What?
477
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,954
Jealous someone else
has their hand up my butt?
478
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,877
Actually, this apparatus
is more difficult than...
479
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,559
- BOBBY: Seriously, put it down.
- Ah, there's the trigger.
480
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,353
Right. Where was I?
(silly voice): You...
481
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,831
- (gunshot)
- (audience gasps, screams)
482
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,038
WOMAN: I'm telling you,
just get down, get down.
483
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,357
(chuckles)
Oh, don't worry, everyone.
484
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,392
There's just a gun
stashed inside the puppet.
485
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,831
- Lucifer, put the gun down.
- LUCIFER: Right.
486
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,070
Right. Yes.
487
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,711
Well, at least no one was hurt.
488
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,070
Uh... he did it.
489
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,117
Are you insane? You
could've killed him.
490
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,631
Me? I'm not the one who hid
a gun up a puppet's backside.
491
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,316
Or have all the puppets
got guns in them?
492
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,351
If so, I'll set my DVR.
493
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,677
No. We never used that puppet.
494
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,599
It was my imaginary friend's
imaginary friend.
495
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,075
The character didn't land.
496
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,760
- I wonder why.
- So you hid a gun in it?
497
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,871
I didn't think some lunatic
498
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,196
was gonna try to kill me
with it.
499
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,396
It's just a flesh wound.
500
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,920
And you admit
that it's your gun?
501
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,238
Yeah.
502
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,709
Ah, I see.
503
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,957
So you killed our poor victim,
ran back to work
504
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,640
and keistered it
in an old puppet.
505
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:18,956
ELLA:
Not the murder weapon.
506
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,352
This is a.380, and the
murderer used a 9mm.
507
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,950
All that means is that he hid
his other gun somewhere else.
508
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,351
So come on. Prostate exams
for all the puppets.
509
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,631
- Lucifer...
- BOBBY: I don't have another gun.
510
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,480
I didn't kill JD.
511
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,797
I don't believe you.
You're a thief.
512
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,912
You took everything JD had,
even his life.
513
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:40,113
So come on, what more
could you possibly desire?
514
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,074
(quietly):
I want out of this hell.
515
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,798
Every day I come to work, and I
tell stupid jokes with puppets.
516
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:52,351
Puppets!
517
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,830
SHEILA:
Bobby.
518
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:54,957
What are you saying?
519
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,150
This is a dream gig.
520
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,436
It's a nightmare!
521
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,036
You know what
the biggest joke is?
522
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:00,277
You?
523
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,119
Me!
(exhales)
524
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,835
(chuckles) It's no fun
when they talk to themselves.
525
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,314
And now that JD's dead,
I'm never getting out of here.
526
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:09,989
What do you mean?
527
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,276
(sighs)
528
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,316
He was telling the truth.
529
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:19,760
I stole his act.
530
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,114
I based the show on it.
531
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,157
But I defended you!
532
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,919
J'accuse, Bobby Lowe!
533
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,156
J'accuse!
534
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,478
If you wanted out
of the job so bad,
535
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,353
why didn't you
just admit it and quit?
536
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,880
Golden handcuffs.
537
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,078
If I quit, I lose all the money.
538
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:43,194
And I really like the money.
539
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,474
CHLOE: And if JD revealed
that you were stealing
540
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,160
his act, and they fire you...
541
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,192
I get a golden parachute
instead.
542
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,873
Which is why I had
to keep up appearances,
543
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,270
not let anyone know the truth.
544
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,472
- But why hide the gun on set?
- Yeah.
545
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,273
Because I was getting
death threats.
546
00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,593
Someone's pissed, claiming
all my jokes are about him.
547
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,600
The jokes that you stole
like the thief which you are?
548
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,354
That's a big strong,
Miss Lopez.
549
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,316
Yeah.
550
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,272
Any idea who was making
these threats?
551
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,557
They came
from an anonymous e-mail.
552
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,036
But like I said,
I stole the jokes.
553
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,359
The only person who knows
who they're about...
554
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,358
Is the dead guy. Great.
555
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,435
I'm gonna need those e-mails.
556
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,440
(quietly):
All right.
557
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,720
♪♪
558
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:32,949
(groans):
God.
559
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,675
This must be so painful.
560
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,511
Cutting off a piece of
yourself over and over.
561
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,394
Lucifer made it seem
like no big deal, but...
562
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:47,911
ouch.
563
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,352
We all have pain
that we hide, Linda,
564
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,192
that we're just not ready
to share with the world.
565
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,109
That's very true.
566
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,352
How do you know it's a test?
567
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,559
Because I'm faced with having
to dispose of the one thing
568
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,513
that I so desperately want back.
569
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,395
- Could just be really bad luck.
- No.
570
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,239
My Father always has a plan.
571
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,960
I don't doubt that anymore.
572
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,194
Seems awfully cruel.
573
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,835
Well, if it were easy,
it wouldn't be much of a test.
574
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:23,432
Would it?
575
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,033
"I know what you're doing.
Stop making fun of me,
576
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,357
or else I'm going to stab you."
577
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,193
"I know you're
making fun of me.
578
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,920
Stop or I'll
kill you."
579
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:40,829
Dreadfully unoriginal,
aren't they?
580
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,993
Looks like the threats
stopped last week
581
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,953
after JD posted his video.
582
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,399
So you think the killer saw it
and then realized
583
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,876
he'd been threatening the
wrong comedian the entire time?
584
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,918
And then killed JD
after he realized
585
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,038
he was the guy
actually making fun of him.
586
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:55,391
Seems possible.
587
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,471
So...
588
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,034
what's the joke
that he's so angry about?
589
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,311
Did our killer have
unfunny imaginary friends?
590
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,838
No, that happened later.
591
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,397
I did some research,
and originally,
592
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,319
the show was
much edgier.
593
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:08,158
Hmm?
594
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,273
About a guy dealing with
his insecurities about his,
595
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:12,550
um...
596
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,435
W-Well, I really don't
want to tell you.
597
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,433
Ooh. Well, now I need to know.
598
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:23,833
Dealing with his insecurities
about his, um, micropenis.
599
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,320
All right, well.
600
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,680
Hold me closer, tiny donger.
601
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,553
So you're saying we're looking
for a needle in a penis stack.
602
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,513
See, this is why I
didn't want to tell you.
603
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,998
- Anyhow, after it became a family show...
- Mm.
604
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,270
...the micropenis
got removed.
605
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,675
Did anyone even notice?
(laughs)
606
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,200
Okay.
607
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:41,678
Okay.
608
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,673
Just go to town.
609
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,479
Get them all out of your system.
610
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,080
(exhales)
611
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,198
What?
612
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,476
Well, perhaps...
613
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,037
perhaps we should
consider this case closed.
614
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,310
Excuse me?
615
00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,270
Well, we thought
Bobby stole a joke,
616
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:01,752
but in actual fact, our deceased
stole this man's very essence.
617
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,872
I mean, his tiny,
microscopic essence, sure,
618
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,594
but his essence nonetheless.
619
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:06,877
So, uh, in actual fact,
620
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,673
I think our killer
is the victim here.
621
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,076
Yeah, that's actually
not how it works.
622
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,800
We still need to
find our killer.
623
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,354
I'll get these to cyber,
see if they can trace an I.P.
624
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,040
(sighs)
625
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,111
- (elevator bell dings)
- What? No.
626
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,357
Not "cinnamon,"
"Sinnerman."
627
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,279
He's not a spice, Maze.
628
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,353
Well, yes, I know
you have a hectic schedule,
629
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:34,029
but surely you can find time
to track him down for me.
630
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,191
Right. Stop pretending
the call is cutting out, Maze.
631
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,311
I taught you that trick.
632
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,311
Maze.
633
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,150
Mazikeen!
634
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:44,636
(groans)
635
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,880
PIERCE: Lucifer
Morningstar.
636
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,391
I've figured out
what you really are.
637
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,870
So, it's come
to this, has it?
638
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,795
Finally, someone in the police
department realized that I am
639
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,913
exactly what I say I am:
the Devil himself.
640
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:15,997
(chuckles)
641
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,554
Well, I'm surprised
it's taken you this long.
642
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:18,677
I have no idea
why you prance around
643
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:19,757
and call yourself the Devil.
644
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:20,871
"Prance"?
645
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:22,960
This is about the Sinnerman.
646
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,472
(laughing):
Right.
647
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:26,511
I see what's happening here.
648
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,757
A mysterious figure
handing out favors,
649
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,076
probably dashing and handsome.
650
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,312
You think I'm the Sinnerman.
651
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,317
Well, truth is...
652
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,830
You're not the Sinnerman...
he's smart and calculated.
653
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,350
You don't know me.
654
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,116
Maybe I am the Sinnerman.
Surprise!
655
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,112
No, I followed you
and looked into your history.
656
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,234
You're impulsive
and short-fused.
657
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,954
I am not.
658
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:50,397
(stifled laugh)
659
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:51,751
Very well.
660
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,633
What is it that you think I am?
661
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:55,077
An idiot.
662
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,191
(chuckles)
663
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,597
So what, you broke into
my apartment just to insult me?
664
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,473
You could've just waited
till I was in the office.
665
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,473
No, I came here to warn you.
666
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,590
I know you're
looking into him,
667
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,672
but you have no idea
what you're doing.
668
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,354
The Sinnerman is not a myth.
669
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:10,994
Very aware of that already,
thank you.
670
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,839
It's not a name to throw around.
671
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:14,437
Not even at the precinct.
672
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,154
That's why I came
here to talk.
673
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,550
He's that dangerous.
674
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,151
So am I.
675
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,796
Maybe so.
676
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,391
Either way, you need to know
who you're dealing with.
677
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,633
I've butted heads with him
in Chicago.
678
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:27,876
Did not end well.
679
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,549
Then, what? You ran here with
your tail between your legs?
680
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:31,717
I did, yeah.
681
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,110
Oh.
682
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,080
He killed someone...
close to me.
683
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,954
Really damn close.
684
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,233
I don't want what happened to
me to happen to anyone else.
685
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,397
Even you.
686
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:46,676
You need to be careful.
687
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,475
He stole from me, Lieutenant,
and I won't stand for it.
688
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,478
- You're not listening.
- Yes, I am.
689
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,273
Now you listen to me.
690
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,319
You can keep your head buried
in the sand if you want to,
691
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,833
while I go mano a Sinnermano,
all right?
692
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:01,956
I've got this.
693
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,394
(exhales)
694
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,557
(sirens wailing in distance)
695
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,310
LINDA:
So...
696
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:12,591
Compost?
697
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:13,637
Recycling?
698
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:19,117
I've never had to dispose
of pieces of divinity before.
699
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:24,517
Waste.
700
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:36,632
I thought this would be
a little more... reverential?
701
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,992
Less angel wing
dumpster fire.
702
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,600
Should we say something?
703
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,435
I feel like we should
say something...
704
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,518
What do you want me
to say here, Linda?
705
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,360
I didn't choose this test.
706
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,756
I don't even know if
this really is a test.
707
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,389
I mean, maybe I'm just
torturing myself here.
708
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:01,039
But if Lucifer wants to treat
his wings like trash,
709
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,995
then trash they shall be.
Even if it pains me
710
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,350
in my very soul.
711
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,760
I don't think Lucifer knows
how much this hurts you.
712
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,800
He never does.
713
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,680
And even though he
doesn't realize it,
714
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,510
everything he does seems
designed to hurt me.
715
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,550
To test you?
716
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,794
Huh. Wow.
717
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:27,596
You're right.
718
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,800
It's been right in front
of my face all along.
719
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,880
My test is Lucifer.
720
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,673
It's always been Lucifer.
721
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,559
You're very wise, Linda.
722
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,196
Thanks, Amen.
723
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,672
- Mm...
- Yeah, it doesn't work, does it?
724
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,200
(laughs softly)
725
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,154
♪ Ooh ♪
726
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:53,000
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
727
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,590
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
728
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,076
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh. ♪
729
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,630
(Lucifer panting)
730
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,832
I, uh, had a rather
illuminating conversation
731
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,520
with our new lieutenant
last night.
732
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,074
- What did you do?
- Nothing.
733
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,590
Yet. He warned me not
to talk about the Sinnerman.
734
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:09,756
Yeah, he's right.
735
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,269
You sound crazy... er.
736
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,834
No. He actually knows...
737
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,117
Cyber tracked all the e-mails
to the same I.P. address.
738
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,238
A comedy club on Sunset
called The Laughmaker.
739
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,960
So do we think
he works there?
740
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,480
Maybe. The e-mails
were always sent
741
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,955
- Thursday nights at 8:00 p.m.
- And that's when
742
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,270
Bobby's show aired.
So it makes sense
743
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:24,357
that that could set him off.
744
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,789
Yeah, it's also when
they have open mic night,
745
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,798
so it could be any one of
the comedians performing, too.
746
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,390
Or a diehard fan.
747
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:30,960
Either way,
they're consistent.
748
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,031
It would make sense
that the killer
749
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,475
could be at the next
open mic night.
750
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:34,591
Which is tonight.
751
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,400
- So how do we draw him out?
- LUCIFER: Easy.
752
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,353
Arrest everyone in the club
and pull their pants down.
753
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:39,994
Tiniest weenie wins, for once.
754
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,715
Or, our guy is clearly
sensitive, right?
755
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:43,950
Why don't we use that
to flush him out?
756
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,953
What, get someone on stage
that'll really piss him off?
757
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:47,870
Yeah. Yeah,
that could work.
758
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,510
And I think we all know
the perfect man for that job.
759
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,317
WOMAN:
All right,
760
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,473
please welcome to the stage,
for the first time,
761
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,677
the devilishly
handsome...
762
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,913
Dan Espinoza.
763
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,117
Remember "yes, and," Daniel.
764
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,200
(chuckles nervously)
765
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,879
- (man clears throat)
- Hi, everybody.
766
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,390
WOMAN:
Hey. Hi.
767
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,357
(clears throat)
768
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:23,717
So, uh... (chuckles)
769
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:24,717
- Um...
- (microphone feedback)
770
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,513
- MAN: Oh...
- (short chuckle)
771
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,395
Uh, I have a friend.
772
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,079
And... he's got a tiny penis.
773
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:33,390
- WOMAN: What?
- Uh...
774
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,875
a micropenis.
775
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,000
Uh, in fact,
776
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,878
- his penis is so tiny,
- (woman groans)
777
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,560
it's not even a micropenis.
778
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,029
It's an atomic penis.
779
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,436
(laughs)
780
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,314
(mouthing) -
Because atoms are small.
781
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,876
Not because it ex... plodes.
782
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,190
(Dan clears throat)
783
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,997
- His, uh, penis is so small...
- Boo!
784
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,072
It's a medical condition,
you monster.
785
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,839
(audience cheers)
786
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,480
- Lucifer...
- What? Can't stop, won't stop.
787
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:04,909
This is much too
fun, Detective.
788
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,873
No, no, no, keep going.
I want you to keep going.
789
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:07,718
Copy that.
790
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,231
- DAN: Anyways...
- So what?
791
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,434
Next you're gonna tell us
that his willy's
792
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,279
so small that
when he wants to have sex,
793
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:14,800
he needs to call out
a search party?
794
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,680
(audience laughs) -
Or that his weenis is so small,
795
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:19,195
it looks like his
testicles are giving
796
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,720
(high-pitched):
the tiniest thumbs up?
797
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:21,757
- (audience laughs)
- Huh?
798
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,076
Shame on you
799
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,078
for mocking the poorly-endowed.
800
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,237
- MAN: Yeah!
- LUCIFER: Oh, hold on.
801
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,760
Maybe there's no friend at all,
802
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,792
and you're the one
with the baby carrot.
803
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,400
(chuckles):
What? No.
804
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,996
No, I-I... I-I don't
have a micropenis.
805
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,395
I mean, not that there's
anything wrong with having one.
806
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:37,995
Come on.
Now's your chance.
807
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,112
Show the world your teeny, tiny,
itsy-bitsy baby arm.
808
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,879
I-I... I don't have
a tiny, teeny...
809
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,309
LUCIFER:
It's okay!
810
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,113
We accept you
for your miniscule manhood.
811
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,278
I don't have a tiny...
812
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,520
- WOMAN: Oh, my...
- Lucifer.
813
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,676
What, you didn't bring any?
814
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,837
(chuckles)
Get off.
815
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,157
Or show us
your nubbin. Hmm?
816
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,397
- MAN: Yeah!
- Yeah. Boo!
817
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,670
(audience cheering, whistling)
818
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,473
MAN:
There you go!
819
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:03,710
Oh, lovely.
820
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,031
What the hell was that, man?
821
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,114
You undermined
the entire sting.
822
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:09,835
Well, I'd argue
you undermined it
823
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,269
with your botched
attempt at humor.
824
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,312
(scoffs) -
All I did was throw a drowning man a tomato.
825
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:14,715
Oh, what are the chances?
826
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,032
I didn't even want to
do this to begin with.
827
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,512
And I told you stand-up and
improv are completely different.
828
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:21,917
And why didn't you stop him?
829
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,629
Because I realized the killer
830
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,194
might seek out
a sympathetic voice.
831
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,715
- Hmm.
- He wasn't sympathetic.
832
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:27,876
He just used it as an excuse
833
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,515
to tell even more
micropenis jokes.
834
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,191
There is no way anyone's
gonna appreciate that.
835
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,151
MAN:
Hey, man.
836
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,160
I just, uh,
wanted to say...
837
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,233
really appreciate you
saying what you did.
838
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,196
- Huh.
- Ah.
839
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,359
Absolutely.
No problem at all.
840
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,995
I mean, someone has to stand up
for the little guy, am I right?
841
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:45,992
Yeah.
842
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,351
Hearing stuff like that just...
843
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:49,596
makes you
want to murder someone,
844
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:50,637
doesn't it?
845
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,076
- Sure does.
- Hmm.
846
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,960
Well done, Detective.
Right, just to be sure,
847
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,958
shall I pull his pants down,
or do you want the honors?
848
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:00,352
You're gonna
do what?
849
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:01,591
- Follow me.
- What?
850
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:02,870
- Come on.
- I...
851
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,673
♪ Keep on doing
what you're doing. ♪
852
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:08,470
I don't understand.
853
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,717
Having a micropenis
isn't a crime.
854
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,560
(chuckles) - So you didn't send
threatening e-mails to Bobby Lowe?
855
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,394
No, I did.
856
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,031
Back when Bobby was nobody,
I toured with him.
857
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,913
And that's when I figured
he heard about my...
858
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:21,278
condition.
859
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:22,712
(laughs softly)
860
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,236
Um, how would he have
heard about that?
861
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:26,715
All the chuckle bunnies talk.
862
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:27,552
The what?
863
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:28,598
Uh...
864
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,069
chicks who like to
have sex with comedians.
865
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,396
Oh, there's a term for that?
866
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,034
Oh, I should get
a term. (chuckles)
867
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:34,560
- Oh.
- Devil bunnies.
868
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,359
Oh, no. Lucifans.
869
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:37,756
- Can you please...?
- Or not.
870
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,480
One in particular,
I told some stories,
871
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,076
and then, I heard them
as part of Bobby's set.
872
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,509
So then,
you started threatening him.
873
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,518
I was blowing off steam, okay?
874
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,154
Every time
that stupid show aired,
875
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,834
it was like
a punch in the gut.
876
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,392
And then you found out
that JD was writing the jokes.
877
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,954
And justifiably
murdered him.
878
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,520
I forgave him.
879
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:55,631
LUCIFER:
What?
880
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,400
But he stole your life story
and profited from it.
881
00:32:58,600 --> 00:32:59,920
Why would you forgive him?
882
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,630
I don't mind a fellow
struggling comic busting balls.
883
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,753
It's when a millionaire starts
punching down that I get pissed.
884
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,631
Or that good-looking jerk
from the club.
885
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,234
- What? Who's he talking about?
- CHLOE: Oh.
886
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,033
- Dan.
- Oh. Right.
887
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,073
- Are you sure?
- (mutters)
888
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,840
Besides, JD's life
was pretty sad.
889
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,157
I mean, I think
his last gig was a barbecue.
890
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,399
He even made up this sad story
about a warm-up comic wanting
891
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,915
to meet with him about a gig.
892
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,152
- (laughs) As if that'd happen.
- LUCIFER: Why?
893
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,120
Is telling bad jokes before
even worse jokes a coveted gig?
894
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:30,111
Are you kidding?
895
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,352
You work an hour a day
and clear six figures.
896
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,040
Not to mention,
you probably get a role
897
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,509
on the show at some point.
898
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,035
- Oh.
- Really?
899
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,115
Do you remember the name
of the, uh, warm-up comedian?
900
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,269
Uh, Shelly maybe, or...?
901
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,358
- Sheila?
- Yeah, that was it.
902
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,676
Do you know her?
903
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:48,511
We're done here.
904
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,236
LUCIFER: What? Detective,
what did I miss?
905
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,078
Who's Sheila?
906
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,511
Sheila's the name of
Bobby Lowe's warm-up comedian.
907
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:56,951
Right.
908
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,951
Detective, are you sure
that Sheila's here?
909
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:10,073
Her roommate said that she'd be
here working on new jokes, so...
910
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,353
Well, I still
don't understand.
911
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:15,359
She seemed devastated when
Bobby said he was a joke thief.
912
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,679
Well, maybe she's not
pissed off about the theft.
913
00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:23,154
What? Well, then, what else
would she be angry about?
914
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:24,918
(sighs)
915
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,595
Let's find out.
916
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,391
Okay.
917
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,593
(sighs) As if these puppets
weren't creepy enough.
918
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,030
Hello?
919
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:46,840
Anyone here?
920
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,480
Hello?
921
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:51,911
(sighs)
922
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:56,870
Lucifer?
923
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,514
(yells, laughs)
924
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,757
(in deep voice):
Hello, Detective.
925
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,233
(laughs):
Sorry.
926
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,910
Well, don't worry. At least
I don't have a gun up my bum.
927
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:11,720
If you're not gonna
take this seriously,
928
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:13,630
then you wait here for me.
929
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:15,437
Okay.
930
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:27,949
Okay.
931
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,029
Hello?
932
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,155
Anyone here?
933
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,954
(metallic clattering)
934
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,433
(man groans softly)
935
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,273
(groans)
What, what's going on?
936
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,314
- Is she still here?
- Who? She? Sheila?
937
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:57,631
Did she do this to you?
938
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,280
I told her I was gonna quit,
939
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,711
and-and she freaked out
on me, started screaming
940
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,274
about everything
she-she'd done for me.
941
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,949
But I-I can't
take it any-anymore. My craft...
942
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,356
Okay, midlife crisis
later. How long ago?
943
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,513
Uh, a few minutes maybe.
944
00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:12,154
We-we heard you come in,
and then she hit me
945
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,477
with the butt of her,
of her gun... in the face!
946
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,637
- She has a gun?
- Did-did you hear me?!
947
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,071
I said, in-in the face!
This is my moneymaker!
948
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,789
- Am I okay?
- Lucifer, she's here!
949
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,434
- No.
- She's armed!
950
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,793
(boards creaking)
951
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,634
Why did you do
it, Sheila?
952
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:41,196
Get out of the way!
953
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,356
I'm getting out of here.
954
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,914
Well, once you
answer my question,
955
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,879
I'll gladly let you past.
956
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,960
Why kill and torture a man
for this pretentious hack?
957
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,517
Do you know how hard it is to
crawl out of the stand-up world
958
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,120
and get a gig like this?
959
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,079
LUCIFER:
But he's a fellow comedian.
960
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,040
Why would you kill for someone
961
00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:00,959
who stole jokes from
one of your own?
962
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:02,116
So he stole material.
963
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,432
Hell, he stole half my set, too.
Who cares?!
964
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:06,551
LUCIFER:
You should!
965
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,754
It's yours!
966
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,551
One might say your
very identity.
967
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:13,873
Jokes don't make a comedian.
968
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,839
Everyone has an itchy butt joke.
969
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,594
It's all about
what you do with it.
970
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,076
What you do with
your itchy butt?
971
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,112
- With the joke!
- Oh.
972
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,355
So, what you're saying is,
973
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,392
it's okay to steal
someone's work as long
974
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:27,835
as you do it better?
975
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,157
And take me with you?
Hell yeah, it is.
976
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,240
- Oh...
- Now, if you don't get out of my way...
977
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,594
I swear... (gasps)
978
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:36,758
(grunts)
979
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:39,391
(sighs)
980
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,833
Excellent work, Detective.
981
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,557
Okay, so... how do we get her
down from here?
982
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,911
Daniel?
983
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,753
- You're not gonna throw a tomato at me, are you?
- Ugh.
984
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,195
Come now, Daniel.
985
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,551
- I only did that for the good of the case.
- (sighs)
986
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,633
Also, I ran out,
but more importantly,
987
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,155
did you text me to come here?
988
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,953
I didn't recognize the number,
so I assumed it was you.
989
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,196
You didn't save my number?
990
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,629
PIERCE:
It was me.
991
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,198
Too much hard work
to break into my penthouse again
992
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,271
for a heart-to-heart?
993
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:27,950
I did some digging,
and you were right.
994
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,316
The Sinnerman is here in L.A.
995
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:31,120
Oh, right.
996
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:32,631
Are you not gonna
take my advice
997
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,991
- from last night?
- Most definitely not.
998
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:36,789
I thought so.
999
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,916
You brought the Sinnerman's
murderous thug in.
1000
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:46,510
PIERCE:
He's all yours.
1001
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,873
I couldn't get anything
out of him. Maybe you can.
1002
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,153
(laughing):
Oh. Right.
1003
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,317
So, what, is this
you passing the baton?
1004
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:54,880
- Where are you running off to next?
- Nowhere.
1005
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,514
I'm seeing this through.
1006
00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:58,996
But you need to shut your
damn mouth about the Sinnerman.
1007
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,839
We need to play this carefully.
1008
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:02,196
Let's keep it between us.
1009
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,513
(scoffs) -
The less people who know about it,
1010
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:05,870
the less chance
anyone gets hurt.
1011
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,276
- But the detective...
- Has a kid.
1012
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:10,789
She stays out of it.
1013
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,190
(sighs)
1014
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,311
Very well.
1015
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:20,550
(chuckles softly)
1016
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,280
Hello, Alonso.
1017
00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:34,632
Let's cut to the
chase, shall we?
1018
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:38,074
I know the Sinnerman had you
skewer Sam under the pier,
1019
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:39,634
so tell me everything.
1020
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,590
Who the hell's the Sinnerman?
1021
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,598
(laughs)
1022
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:45,590
Fine.
1023
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,437
Fine. Let's play
a little game, shall we?
1024
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:49,717
Look at me.
1025
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:52,957
Tell me.
1026
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,633
Why did you really
desire Sam's death?
1027
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,516
I... didn't want my girl
to sleep with him anymore.
1028
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:05,477
And?
1029
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:08,195
And... that's it.
1030
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,194
I got pissed.
1031
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,551
Went medieval on his ass
to send a message.
1032
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:14,755
No one touches my girl.
1033
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,474
And what about the Sinnerman?
1034
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,959
Man, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
1035
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,117
Oh, you must know.
Come on, Alonso.
1036
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,470
What about the Sinnerman?
1037
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:23,957
I don't know.
1038
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,514
You must know!
1039
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,917
I don't know
anything... I swear.
1040
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:33,596
(swallows hard)
1041
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:37,836
I believe you.
1042
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,560
LUCIFER:
He was telling the truth.
1043
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:45,790
I mean, maybe
1044
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,549
the Sinnerman manipulated Alonso
without him realizing it.
1045
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,360
Or perhaps he was just
a deranged fellow who felt
1046
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:53,870
impaling a rival lover to death
was the way to his girl's heart.
1047
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,758
It's a bit old-fashioned,
really.
1048
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,032
Lucifer, I want
to talk about your wings.
1049
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,550
Oh, bloody hell.
They're not out again?!
1050
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,675
So they grew back?
1051
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,392
They did... this morning.
1052
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,069
Sneaky buggers.
1053
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,359
- You can't keep doing this to yourself.
- Oh, I agree.
1054
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:16,910
- You do?
- Yes.
1055
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,234
It's getting exhausting...
and quite messy.
1056
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:22,834
No, I need a new solution.
1057
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,035
Maybe I should hire someone
to do it.
1058
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:28,074
Or maybe your solution is
1059
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,671
to accept that, for now,
you have wings again.
1060
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:35,516
What, and let Dad win,
or whoever it bloody is?
1061
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,672
I... I don't think so.
1062
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,991
It's easy to let
external factors... define us.
1063
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,475
(clock ticking)
1064
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,512
Especially the traumatic ones.
1065
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:50,755
But only if we let them.
1066
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,800
We all have itchy butts.
1067
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,070
Excuse me?
1068
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:58,636
No, it's just something
a woman said to me
1069
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,559
right before
I punched her in the face.
1070
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,638
It's not about the idea.
It's about the execution.
1071
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,638
It's about how I use the wings.
1072
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:08,914
That's... actually...
1073
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:10,917
pretty wise.
1074
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:12,520
Yeah. So I'll just
tuck them away
1075
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:14,518
- and pretend they don't exist.
- Less good.
1076
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,911
Someone else is giving favors.
Who cares?
1077
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,358
I'm Lucifer bloody Morningstar!
1078
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,631
I do favors better
than anyone else.
1079
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,713
Amongst other things,
of course.
1080
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,556
Or at least, I used to.
1081
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:29,994
And I think that maybe...
1082
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,073
...it's about time
I got back in the game.
1083
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,232
♪♪
1084
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,839
♪ Please me ♪
1085
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,439
♪ Oh, won't you
ever please me? ♪
1086
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,874
♪ You will give me the faith
and I'll bring it on ♪
1087
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,399
♪ There's a way
through the storm. ♪
1088
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,473
Hello.
1089
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:08,275
So, tell me. What is it
that you truly desire?