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[Lucifer gasping] Who are you?
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I'm your daughter!
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[panting] That's impossible.
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And yet here I am.
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[Lucifer] I never met you before.
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Well, I guess that's what happens
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when you abandon your child
before she's even born.
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- Did not.
- Did too.
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- Did not.
- Did too!
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[splutters, laughs] Okay.
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Look, you can't be my daughter
because angels can't procreate.
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Amenadiel did.
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Not helping, Daniel.
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Lucifer, look me in the eyes and tell me.
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- [sighs]
- Tell me I'm not your daughter!
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Will this little paternity test get you
to holster these wings of death?
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[grunts]
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[exhales]
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Thank you.
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[gasps, pants]
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Now...
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[panting]
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...can I get you a drink or a Xanax, maybe?
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Oh! Fine, fine. [exhales]
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[sighs] I don't believe this.
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[chuckles]
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Well, I'm sorry, but you can't be.
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- Well, I am!
- Boo!
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Look, I'm sorry that
your father abandoned you. Truly.
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I know how painful that is,
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but I promise you,
you are not my daughter.
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[grunts]
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You know what?
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I'm actually glad you abandoned me.
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[inhales] Wouldn't want you
to be my dad anyway.
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[wings flapping]
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Who was that?
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And how's it possible
there's an angel I've never met?
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I don't know, but you're welcome.
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"You're welcome"?
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Yeah.
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So...
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beam me up!
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Oh, Daniel.
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You know that I want to help you,
but we've been through this before.
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- That's not how it works!
- Yeah, I know.
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I know it's all about my own guilt,
but I figured it out, man.
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You see, I was feeling guilty
for betraying you to Michael,
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but I just saved your life,
so even-steven. Huh?
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Up we go!
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Come on.
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Why am I still here?
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Well, you must feel guilty
about something else.
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[exhales]
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Or maybe you actually have
no idea how any of this works.
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As former ruler of Hell,
and soon-to-be ruler of the full monty,
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I believe I'm the only one
who knows how any of this works.
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Really? Well, you had no idea that
you were able to bring me up to Earth,
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and yet here I am, in the flesh.
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Kind of.
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Of course I knew that.
I just didn't think it was for the best.
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So you did know?
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And yet you still left me
in ping-pong purgatory
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to return Belios' pathetic backhand
for thousands of years?
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Exactly.
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Wow.
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[inhales] You know what, man?
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You have no idea what's right for me.
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You stay away from me.
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Daniel.
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[sighs]
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- [rock music playing]
- ♪ I can't get you out of my head ♪
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♪ Can't get you out of my head ♪
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♪ I gotta bury the dead ♪
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- Chloe.
- Hi.
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So, since we went to Hell,
I've been thinking a lot about Heaven.
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[chuckles] Like, all night.
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And since you're finally
ready to become God
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and I will be your partner up there,
I have a few questions.
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Do you have a second?
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- I was on my way to see Amenadiel.
- Okay, so number one.
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Time goes much faster in Hell
than it does on Earth,
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so is it the same in Heaven?
I mean, say I'm up there for a year.
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How long am I gone on Earth,
for, like, a minute?
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And then number two, if that is the case,
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would Trixie even notice
if I'm gone for the day?
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Because I've just been so nervous
to talk to her about this, you know,
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the Heaven of all of it.
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- And then speaking of teleportation.
- We were speaking of teleportation?
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Are you even gonna have time
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to fly me up and down every time,
or are you gonna,
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what, blink your eyes
and beam me up whenever you want to?
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Why does everyone think
"beaming up" is a thing?
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Look, everything is going to be fine.
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Like I keep saying,
when I'm God, I will figure things out.
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Okay.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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I just, y-you know...
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I have no idea what to expect.
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As you know,
when I get nervous, I investigate.
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I know you do, Detective. [chuckles]
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But there's nothing to be scared about,
I promise. I'll be right there beside you.
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Okay.
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[chuckles]
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[exhales] I can't believe
this is finally happening.
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[chuckles, groans]
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What's wrong?
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Well, I just need to take care
of a little misunderstanding first.
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What happened?
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- Is it Dan? Did you find him?
- No, Daniel is...
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He's fine. Um...
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No, this is something else,
which will be cleared up in no time,
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and then we will be off to Heaven.
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And we will figure things out together.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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[chuckles]
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Brother!
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Why haven't you answered my calls?
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There has been
a catastrophic miscarriage of justice.
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Is this another excuse
to put off being God?
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No, no, this is about some rando angel
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flying around,
accusing me of being her father.
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An angel that we don't know about.
Describe her.
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Well, I don't know.
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Early 20s. Resting mean face.
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Loves blaming others.
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Combative, rebellious
and says that I abandoned her.
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Hmm. Sounds like someone I know.
Maybe she isyour daughter, Lucy.
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Ha-ha! Do I need to remind you
that angels cannot produce offspring?
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And need I remind you of your nephew?
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[groans] Well, that's different.
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You subconsciously
wanted to get closer to humanity,
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so you lost your powers
and made a baby. A human baby.
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This girl's an angel,
and I may do a lot of sinful things,
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but incest is not on the list.
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Well, you have certainly
slept with plenty of humans, so...
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Wait a minute.
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If you made an angel child
with one of them, then...
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then perhaps there's still a chance
Charlie could grow up to be an angel.
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Maybe his wings will pop out at puberty!
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Oh, yes, the three signs of puberty.
Acne, pubes and wings.
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Can we focus on my problem, please?
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Yes, yes, yes, okay.
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Well, Charlie appears to be growing
at a normal human rate.
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So I think we can assume that
your half-human baby would do the same.
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So, the only way
that you could be this girl's father is
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if you were on Earth around 20 years ago
when she was conceived.
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And had sex with a woman.
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I just assumed that every time you were
on Earth you had sex with a woman.
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Not always a woman, brother.
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True, true.
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- Well, were you on Earth in the late '90s?
- Of course not.
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Who wants to visit the '90s?
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Frosted tips? Dial-up? Creed?
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Oh, hang on.
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Hang on, I did pop up
to celebrate the end of the '90s.
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Falcons/Broncos Super Bowl, '99, Miami.
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Epic party.
Lots of bodies, very few clothes.
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It's starting to sound like
congratulations are in order.
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Keep the champagne corked, brother.
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She is not my daughter.
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♪ I'm feeling that
Rum-dig-a-dum da-dum dum da-di-da ♪
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♪ Love how you vibe on it ♪
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♪ Rum-dig-a-dum da-dum dum da-di-da
Like a song on repeat ♪
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Hey, Daddy.
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No, that's where
you're mistaken, buddy boy.
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I am here to prove that I...
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am nobody's daddy.
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[rock music playing]
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♪ My head is in the clouds
That's where I stay at ♪
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♪ I'm never coming down
It's just my place, yeah! ♪
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♪ No, you can't touch me now
From outer space, yeah! ♪
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♪ I'm never slowing down... ♪
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Wait, so nobody can see me?
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Hey!
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What's up, everybody?
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So no one can hear me?
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Can you hear me? Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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This really sucks. [panting]
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[sighs]
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Ella. Yes!
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If any human can see me, you can.
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You're the most spiritual person I know.
Yes!
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Ella! It's me.
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It's Dan.
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Can you hear me?
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Ella!
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[shouts] Can you hear me?
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Ella!
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Dan, is that you?
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Wait, can you smell me? [gasps, sniffs]
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[exhales] You recognize my Axe body wash?
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Is that what it is? This is great!
This is great! I'm right here, look!
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- Smell that, come on!
- Oh, man.
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Not only does this report say
that you are just a regular old bullfrog
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with zero traces of the supernatural,
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you are also stinking up my lab,
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Dan.
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- [frog croaking]
- [sighs]
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Thanks for the false hope, buddy.
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And just so you know,
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she only named you "Dan"
because she misses me.
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[croaking]
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Can you see me?
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00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:46,896
Hey.
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00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:51,400
- [chuckles]
- I feel it too, little guy.
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00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:55,946
My sixth sense? Off the charts.
209
00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:58,908
It's like an M. Night Shyamalan movie
up in here.
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I don't know what's going on,
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00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,288
but I'm gonna figure it out.
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00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:06,374
[gasps] It's me.
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00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,293
[chuckles] Ella, it's me!
That's what you're sensing.
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00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:12,463
I'm right here! Ella, come on! Please!
215
00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:18,052
But first, you, my slimy friend,
are in serious need of a spa day.
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Whoo!
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Ella.
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00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,400
- [knock on door]
- [Chloe] Linda!
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00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,483
Yes, hello.
220
00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:34,984
Linda.
221
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:36,946
[Chloe and Linda] Hi!
222
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,158
Hey, has Lucifer stopped by?
223
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,993
Um, I haven't seen him.
224
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Is everything okay?
225
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,623
[Chloe] Oh, um, yeah.
226
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,208
Yeah, I'm sure it's fine.
227
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:53,671
He just had to run a little errand
before we start our new job in Heaven.
228
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You're worried he's putting it off again?
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00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:58,676
No, but it's a little weird
he hasn't returned my texts or calls.
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I mean, I'm nervous about the God thing,
so maybe he is too.
231
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He's probably just off somewhere
trying to deal with that.
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It's just, he hasn't done this since...
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February 2, 2017.
234
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:12,940
Mm-hmm.
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When he disappeared to Vegas
and married Candy Morningstar.
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Mm-hmm.
237
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,823
But what are the chances he'd run off
to Vegas and marry a stripper twice?
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[chuckles]
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Okay, but maybe... maybe
what you're really worried about
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is maintaining your hard-fought level
of communication and trust.
241
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Yeah, I mean, our relationship,
our partnership has come so far.
242
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I just... I just don't know why
he wouldn't just tell me what he's up to.
243
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Well, you're both
past the point of guessing games.
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Why don't you ask him?
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Right. Yes, I can... I'll just find...
246
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Find out where he is,
and, yeah, I'll just ask him.
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There's, um...
248
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[chuckles]...this app I have that
sort of just tells me where he is.
249
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,569
[chimes]
250
00:12:58,652 --> 00:12:59,652
He's where?
251
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,950
[Mazikeen]
So I just sent you the info you wanted,
252
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,952
but you gotta tell me what this is about.
253
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,454
Call it a finder's fee.
254
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:11,040
A young lady playing
"Pin the tail on the daddy"
255
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,583
picked me as the ass.
256
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,293
Well, good thing you're shooting blanks,
257
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,962
or you'd have what,
10,000 Lucifer juniors running around?
258
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,298
Ten-thousand seems a tad superfluous.
259
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,509
Well, you did come down here
for one night in the '90s
260
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:24,094
and managed to orgy it up with 36 people.
261
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,638
It was Y2K!
262
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,474
People were getting jiggy with it
left, right and center.
263
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:30,643
[scoffs] Anyway,
did you manage to locate the women
264
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,770
who gave birth to daughters
nine months later?
265
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,648
Yeah, addresses for the four women
are in your inbox.
266
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,858
Numero uno is the only one still in Miami.
267
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:41,195
A dance teacher.
Ana Christina Perez Del Rio.
268
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:44,657
Excellent. All I have to do is verify that
none of those women's daughters
269
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:47,868
are the girl that showed up
at the penthouse, then it'll be clear.
270
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,411
There's no way that kid is mine.
271
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,580
Can't wait to watch the rerun
on Jerry Springer.
272
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,498
Very funny.
273
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:55,376
- [dance music playing]
- [woman] Great job!
274
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:57,253
Work it, work it!
275
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,091
More hips. Move those hips, come on!
276
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,592
Nice job.
277
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,177
[chuckles] Yes!
278
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,595
Lucifer?
279
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,266
I never thought I'd see you again.
You haven't changed a bit.
280
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:13,978
Well, last time I saw you,
you were a Denver Broncos cheerleader.
281
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,480
- Well...
- [laughing] Oh.
282
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,023
Yes.
283
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,400
We need to talk.
284
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,070
- I do love a bit of salsa, on my chips.
- [laughing]
285
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:25,364
I have missed your jokes. Mmm!
286
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:28,158
- And a lot of other things too.
- I'm sure you have.
287
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,996
People change. Except you, apparently.
288
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:36,292
Ugh. Well, I certainly hope I'm the same
childless man I was back in '99.
289
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:40,045
Don't lie. Is it good genes or Botox?
290
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,129
Immortality.
291
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,715
You should check out our next class.
292
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,718
- I'm here on business and not pleasure.
- Oh.
293
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:48,053
Is this your daughter?
294
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,305
Kind of hard to tell.
295
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,016
How about now?
296
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,099
What are you playing at?
297
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,770
Well, I'm trying to prove
that your daughter isn't also my daughter,
298
00:14:56,854 --> 00:15:00,316
so if you wouldn't mind showing me
a photograph or a picture...
299
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:04,194
No need to worry, Lucifer, I always
triple-checked my IUD before an orgy.
300
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:07,615
Lovely, I'm sure you did.
Irrespective of that, uh, a picture?
301
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,743
Uh, or a tattoo. [scoffs]
302
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,912
Thank me. I'm not the dad.
303
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:16,582
One down, three to disprove.
I'm not the father. [chuckles]
304
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,545
[sighs] Well,
she looks refreshingly unfamiliar.
305
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,210
Thank me, I'm not the dad!
306
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,838
[woman laughs] I mean, yeah, you?
A father?
307
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,214
That'd be disastrous.
308
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,424
I beg your pardon.
309
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,009
You're not the sticking-around type.
310
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,093
No offense.
311
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:30,971
Offense taken.
312
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,973
I'd be a great father,
thank you very much.
313
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,309
In fact, I'm about to be World's Best Dad
314
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,436
to seven billion people. So...
315
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:42,733
Hmm, well, if you wanna be a dad so bad,
316
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:44,318
maybe there's still time.
317
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,737
My divorce just finalized,
318
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,823
and I'm ready to party like it's 1999.
319
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,826
I... I'm sorry,
but I'm not that same male slut
320
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,955
that you had sex with
many, many times that night.
321
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,456
I do stick around these days.
322
00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:01,168
Eliza, what are you doing?
I told you, I've evolved! [chuckles]
323
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:02,877
Lucifer!
324
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,048
You haven't changed at all.
325
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,257
[splutters]
326
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,177
Chloe!
327
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:13,639
I can't believe you were halfway across
the country, and you didn't even tell me.
328
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,350
- I thought you were better than this.
- Better than what?
329
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,519
Than running off again.
What'd you marry her too?
330
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,355
I'm just here to prove she's
not the mother of my illegitimate child.
331
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:23,816
Child? What child?
332
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:27,945
[sighs] Look,
a young lady broke into my penthouse,
333
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:31,490
acting like the devil's spawn
and claiming to be one, to boot.
334
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,201
- But angels can't...
- Exactly.
335
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,720
- Except Amenadiel because...
- Right.
336
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:38,914
- So the woman who came to see you...
- Is deeply confused, precisely.
337
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,165
Hmm?
338
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,460
- So, we're all good now, right?
- No.
339
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,045
No, we're not all good.
340
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,297
All this talk about being partners.
341
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:50,221
- Why would you keep this from me?
- I didn't see the need to upset you.
342
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,635
- I'm not upset.
- [glass cracks]
343
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,348
Well, your super strength
is suggesting otherwise.
344
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:02,688
Look, I am sorry. I should have told you.
345
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:08,652
Just promise me, no more secrets, okay?
346
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,280
Absolutely. I promise.
347
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:14,700
[inhales] Good news is, there's
only one woman left on the list, so...
348
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:16,492
What list?
349
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,203
Uh...
350
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,585
- Lucifer, are you still here?
- [Mazikeen] Oh, no.
351
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:28,672
This is giving me, like,
generic demon bounty-hunter vibes.
352
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,132
I wanna feel special.
353
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,678
[sighs] Oh, Maze! Thank God.
354
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:38,932
I have been looking
for someone to talk to all day.
355
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:42,770
I mean, I went to visit Ella.
Of course, she couldn't see me.
356
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,064
But I mean, you can see me, right, Maze?
357
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,147
Maze?
358
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:47,815
Maze.
359
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:49,985
I don't get it.
360
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:51,737
I don't get it.
361
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,156
Dan the stupid frog can see me,
but you can't.
362
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,868
Can somebody please,
please just tell me the rules?
363
00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:01,330
Mnh-mnh.
No, way less peg on the ankle, Milan.
364
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,831
I don't wanna look like Dan.
365
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,209
[chuckles]
Oh, yes, that would be a tragedy.
366
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,418
Poor guy.
367
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,337
His pants were always so tight.
368
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,881
That's all you have to say, huh?
369
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:15,302
The first time anyone
said anything about me since I got back,
370
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,763
except to name a stupid frog after me,
371
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,015
is to take a dump on my fashion sense?
372
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:24,144
Well, you know what?
I am glad you can't see me!
373
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,604
And another thing!
374
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:31,026
Everybody knows that LA
is way too hot for leather!
375
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,573
- Lazman hazeh. Mazel tov.
- [baby crying]
376
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,909
- [all] Mazel tov!
- [man laughs]
377
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:42,371
I haven't been to a bris
since little baby Sigmund's.
378
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:45,124
- Really?
- Yes, the mohel made a Freudian snip.
379
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,667
- [chuckling]
- [baby crying]
380
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,753
So Maze said the last person
on the list works here?
381
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,256
Hmm. Esther Barnum. [sighs]
382
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,173
And there she is.
383
00:18:55,801 --> 00:19:00,222
Well, a rabbi. I can see why you two
would have a special connection.
384
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,098
Hmm?
385
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,769
[chuckles] No, our special connection
386
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,021
lasted about 15 very shallow minutes.
387
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,815
I doubt I even made an impression.
388
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:10,898
Lucifer!
389
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:17,447
- Oh.
- [both laughing]
390
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:23,120
I have waited 22 years
to tell you how much you changed my life.
391
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,539
- [Chloe] Oh.
- Uh, for the worse?
392
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:29,376
[chuckles] No! You left a mark on my soul.
393
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,170
Oh.
394
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,213
You're the reason I became a rabbi.
395
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,133
Oh. Because I brought out
her deepest desires.
396
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:37,816
[laughs] It could've happened to anyone.
397
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,470
Yes, it's lovely to see you again, Esther.
398
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:44,474
Um, if you wouldn't mind
showing us a photograph of your daughter...
399
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,894
Not in a creepy way.
400
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:47,977
...then we'll be off.
401
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,021
Is this about Mira?
402
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,482
- Mira?
- You heard from her? Did you find her?
403
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,027
Um, did something happen to her?
404
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,655
She ran away, five years ago.
405
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,909
- I even hired a private detective.
- Hmm.
406
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,077
This is one
of the last pictures I have of her.
407
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:05,954
Oh, well, that settles it.
408
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,498
I'll take "I am not the father"
for 200 please, Alex.
409
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,167
You barely even looked at the photo.
410
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:13,629
I don't need to, because the girl in
my penthouse had pink streaks in her hair,
411
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,130
heavy eyeliner, angry eyebrows.
412
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,549
- That sounds like Mira.
- It does?
413
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,636
She was always a troubled girl.
Upset a lot.
414
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,930
- And she always wanted to dye her hair.
- Oh.
415
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,390
Why did Mira run away?
416
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:30,979
- She was looking for her father.
- And you named me as the unlucky chap?
417
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:34,900
To be honest, I don't know who her dad is.
418
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:39,196
- I was a different person back then.
- Hmm. Me too.
419
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,407
I tried to be enough for Mira, but...
420
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,785
she wanted answers.
421
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,913
Missing a child,
422
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:51,750
it's like missing a part of yourself
that can never be replaced.
423
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:53,502
[Lucifer sighing]
424
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:58,006
Well, as a mother myself,
I can't imagine what you're going through.
425
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,175
We will help you find your daughter.
426
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,640
Oh, absolutely. Uh, your daughter...
427
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,642
[inhales]...who definitely,
428
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,270
definitely isn't my daughter. [chuckles]
429
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,646
[Esther sighs]
430
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,651
["No Sleep" by Kinder playing]
431
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,987
♪ On and on and ♪
432
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:24,283
♪ I love the things you do in the night
So we'll sleep next time ♪
433
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:28,829
♪ Streets are dead
Stores don't stay open ♪
434
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:30,497
♪ Eyes are red... ♪
435
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,790
Amenadiel.
436
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,711
You're an angel. You can see me, right?
437
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:41,675
Amenadiel! Please, come on, man!
I just want my friends back.
438
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:43,260
Amenadiel!
439
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,263
[exhales]
440
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,850
[sighs] This sucks!
441
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,854
- [exhales]
- Dan?
442
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,150
Dan, is that you?
443
00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:00,444
Wait, you... [chuckles] You can see me?
444
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,654
- Wait, did Lucifer bring you up here?
- No, no, no!
445
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,032
Some crazy, psycho, punk-rock angel did.
446
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,826
- Oh, I heard about her.
- Yeah, man, she just left me here.
447
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:10,329
She left me here without explaining
any of the stupid rules.
448
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:11,852
Well, what have you been doing, man?
449
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,041
I mean, have you...
have you seen Trixie? Chloe?
450
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:16,376
No! No, no, no, man.
451
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,754
You know, I...
I kind of wanted to figure out
452
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:22,132
what being a ghost really...
really meant first, you know?
453
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,350
I mean,
I didn't wanna give Trixie a coronary,
454
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:28,263
popping out of the bathroom mirror
or something. [chuckles]
455
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,642
Were you just studying police procedure?
[chuckles]
456
00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:33,726
[Amenadiel] Yeah.
457
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:37,105
Yeah, man, I made it
into the Academy, thanks to you.
458
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,023
[Dan] What?
459
00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:41,401
Yeah, it meant a lot to me,
you submitting my application.
460
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:44,154
- [laughs] That's great, man. That's great.
- Uh...
461
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,741
Hey, I'm so...
462
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,120
I'm so sorry
about getting upset with you before.
463
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:56,917
You know, I've been feeling so bad about
the fight that we had right before you...
464
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:00,629
Died?
465
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:02,338
Yeah.
466
00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:04,049
Yeah, man.
467
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:05,926
I've been feeling bad about that too, man.
468
00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:07,987
- That's why I didn't come visit you.
- Yeah, yeah.
469
00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:09,346
You don't have to explain.
470
00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:11,723
Really. It's okay.
471
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,100
[exhales]
472
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,769
- I love you, man.
- [chuckles]
473
00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:21,066
Right. You're a soul without a body.
474
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:23,777
Yep, and I guess only angels can see me.
475
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:25,529
[Mazikeen] What's up, Dan?
476
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:31,326
Wait, what?
Wait, you can actually see me now?
477
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,162
Yeah, I could see you all along.
Duh, it's me.
478
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,914
[laughs] Damn it, Maze.
479
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:38,559
I might've figured this out earlier
if you hadn't screwed with me.
480
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,752
Demon love. It's so confusing.
481
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,796
- Yeah. You should know.
- [Dan chuckles]
482
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,466
Oh, man, I'm just so happy
I can actually talk to you guys.
483
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:49,344
I don't know why Lucifer
didn't bring you back, man, but it's...
484
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,762
it's great to see you, Dan.
485
00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:53,181
Yeah, we really missed you, bro.
486
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,100
Oh, man.
487
00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:57,519
I missed you guys too.
488
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,230
- Hmm?
- [Mazikeen] Aah!
489
00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:01,606
[laughing]
490
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,400
[Mazikeen] Shit. Yeah.
491
00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:13,243
- [Chloe sighs]
- [chuckles]
492
00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:15,495
- Thank you for flying Lucifer Airways.
- [chuckles]
493
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,622
Please ensure your table
is in the upright position.
494
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,875
- I know mine is.
- [both laugh]
495
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,294
Huh. Hey, Lucifer...
496
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,964
um, have you flown anyone else before?
497
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:28,133
Only Maze.
498
00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,093
Oh, and Amenadiel once.
499
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,179
He killed a goose with his face,
Fabio-style.
500
00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:34,890
It was the highlight of my day. [chuckles]
501
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,808
Oh, if it's any consolation,
502
00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:39,352
it's much more romantic
with you in my arms.
503
00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,147
Yeah, it's just, I've been thinking...
504
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:45,066
About other things we can try in midair?
Yes, me too. [laughs]
505
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:48,445
No, no, about how you've been
keeping all this from me
506
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:49,863
'cause you didn't wanna upset me.
507
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,449
That's what I said, yes.
508
00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:57,579
Okay, well, you know, it took you a while
to realize your feelings for me.
509
00:24:57,662 --> 00:25:00,790
So, maybe way deep down
510
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:04,211
you know that you and Esther
have a thing together.
511
00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:07,339
I mean, it's looking pretty possible
that you actualized a child with her.
512
00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:08,965
Mira is not my daughter.
513
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:13,011
Okay, but if you and Esther
did have a thing, it's totally fine.
514
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:16,556
Totally okay. Not like I didn't have
any relationships before you.
515
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,725
You know, I was... I was married to Dan.
516
00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:20,894
So, just so you know,
you can tell me about it.
517
00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:25,273
Right. Well, there has and never will be
anything between Esther and I, okay?
518
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,900
Okay, okay.
519
00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:30,195
Well, then why do I feel like
you're still keeping secrets from me?
520
00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:31,780
What secrets?
521
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,490
[chuckles] You know everything.
522
00:25:33,573 --> 00:25:37,202
A young woman accused me of being
her father and then rage-flew away.
523
00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:40,413
What? She's an angel?
Why wouldn't you tell me that?
524
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:43,416
[gasps] I... I don't know.
I must have been distracted,
525
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,461
what with the death threats
and Daniel coming back to Earth.
526
00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:49,338
What?
527
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:51,507
Dan...
528
00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:53,133
is...
529
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,678
is on Earth?
530
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,847
[sighs] Yes, but he's a ghost
531
00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,933
so you... you can't see him anyway.
532
00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:03,687
[splutters, sighs]
533
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:08,149
Okay, I... I thought we were
past the point of keeping secrets.
534
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,944
But you clearly cannot help yourself.
535
00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:13,905
Why is that? I mean, I gave up everything.
536
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,824
I gave up everything to be your partner.
537
00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,325
We are past keeping secrets.
538
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,569
Then why wouldn't you tell me
that you have a daughter?
539
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:20,620
'Cause it isn't true!
540
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,123
I can't keep a secret
if I don't know what the secret is!
541
00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:24,708
But you keep keeping secrets!
542
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:27,711
[exclaims, sighs]
543
00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:29,337
[panting]
544
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:32,132
Look, look, I know you're upset.
545
00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:36,136
But right now I think we need
to focus on why we're here, okay?
546
00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:42,517
Yes, let's focus on why we're here.
547
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:43,602
Right.
548
00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:46,354
So the PI that Esther hired
549
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,940
said that he'd heard Mira had worked here,
550
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,275
but the trail went cold.
551
00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:52,068
So, let's find out why, shall we?
552
00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:54,821
After you.
553
00:26:57,365 --> 00:26:58,365
[sighs]
554
00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:05,707
Hi, there. Excuse me, sir.
Have you, um, seen this girl?
555
00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:06,790
No.
556
00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:11,099
[Chloe] Uh,
it might have been a while ago.
557
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,171
I can't help you.
558
00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:15,383
Well, she's much angstier-looking now.
Uh, bits of pink in her hair.
559
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,761
Wings, apparently. [clears throat]
560
00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:19,804
We're told that she used to work here.
561
00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:20,888
No.
562
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,559
Uh, what about at the diner?
563
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:28,479
No.
564
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:33,318
Well, could she have maybe have
worked out there, at the avocado stand?
565
00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:35,487
No, I ran those dirty hippies out
over a year ago.
566
00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:37,739
Ain't seen 'em since. Good riddance.
567
00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:40,659
If you've run out of questions, I'm busy.
568
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:42,577
Well, actually, Billy-Bob, I...
569
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:45,538
No. You know, we will take one of these.
570
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,624
And thanks so much for your time.
571
00:27:57,258 --> 00:28:00,095
- I was just about to mojo him.
- I didn't wanna tip him off.
572
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,346
What are we tipping?
573
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:05,016
He said that he hadn't seen anyone
from the avocado farm in a year.
574
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:08,228
If that's the case,
then why is he selling this?
575
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,231
[Lucifer] Holy guacamole.
576
00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:13,233
He was lying to us. It's theirs.
577
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:17,612
Hide one truth,
you're probably hiding something else.
578
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,740
Well, I wonder
what that something else is.
579
00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:23,576
Looks like we have some hippies to find.
580
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:24,660
[Lucifer exhales]
581
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:35,130
[women chattering]
582
00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:37,590
Very Once Upon a Time in Hollywood,
isn't it?
583
00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:39,759
- [Chloe] Hmm.
- Hello, there!
584
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,553
[woman] Oh, go, go, go!
585
00:28:41,636 --> 00:28:45,682
We're just looking for a young lady,
about 21, 22 years old.
586
00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:47,892
Goes by the name of Mira.
587
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:52,147
We, um, have a photo of her here,
if you wanna come take a look.
588
00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:56,109
No one's in trouble. Promise.
We're just worried about her.
589
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,114
[woman] Did you say Mira?
590
00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:15,211
[gun cocks]
591
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:18,882
All right, I'm gonna grant you
two seconds to get off my property!
592
00:29:18,965 --> 00:29:20,685
I'd point that somewhere else
if I were you.
593
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,557
- You don't know who you're dealing with.
- What, you cops or something?
594
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:25,138
[splutters]
595
00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:28,141
Well, actually,
I'm about to be Supreme Being,
596
00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:30,143
and she's about
to be First Lady to all things.
597
00:29:30,226 --> 00:29:32,729
If you ain't cops, get the hell
off my land or I call the cops.
598
00:29:32,812 --> 00:29:33,852
I'll call social services.
599
00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:36,097
I'm sure they'd love to see
what's going on around here.
600
00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:38,067
Everyone's here by choice.
601
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:40,195
[Lucifer] Is that so?
Let's ask them, shall we?
602
00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:41,404
Tell me, young lady...
603
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:44,783
what is it you desire?
604
00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:48,286
- I wanna go home!
- Shut up! Get back inside!
605
00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:50,580
[woman shouts, pants]
606
00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:54,834
How dare you
treat these children this way!
607
00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:02,008
I've shot trespassers before.
I'll do it again.
608
00:30:02,675 --> 00:30:04,010
[exhales]
609
00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,471
- [grunts]
- [Chloe] Lucifer!
610
00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:10,892
Lucifer. [shudders]
611
00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:11,975
Lucifer!
612
00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:13,978
- Lucifer!
- [gasps]
613
00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:15,522
[Chloe] Oh, my God, are you okay?
614
00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:18,191
What, yeah? I'm fine, but... [panting]
615
00:30:18,274 --> 00:30:21,069
...this Neanderthal
has soiled my Di Stefano.
616
00:30:21,694 --> 00:30:22,694
[exhales]
617
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:25,740
Oh, dear.
618
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,035
You don't still have
Amenadiel's necklace, do you?
619
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:32,455
Oh! [panting]
620
00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:35,476
- [shouts]
- ["You Ain't Woman Enough" playing]
621
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,670
[grunting]
622
00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:41,464
[man groans]
623
00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:43,591
[grunting]
624
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:45,759
[grunts]
625
00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:48,304
Oh!
626
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,558
[shouting]
627
00:30:52,141 --> 00:30:53,142
Whoa!
628
00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:56,354
- [groans]
- [shouts]
629
00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,066
[groans]
630
00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:05,905
♪ ' Cause you ain't woman enough
To take my man ♪
631
00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:08,533
- [exhales]
- [grunts]
632
00:31:08,616 --> 00:31:11,953
Now their parents can't protect them,
so you'll have to deal with me!
633
00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,162
Okay, Lucifer, put him down.
634
00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:15,415
What did you do with Mira?
Did you hurt her too?
635
00:31:15,498 --> 00:31:17,417
[shuddering] She's not here.
636
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:20,086
- Then where is she? Tell me!
- [man shuddering]
637
00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:22,088
It's okay. We got him.
638
00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:29,512
Then where is she?
639
00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:30,972
We will find her.
640
00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:32,932
We will.
641
00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:41,398
Thank you.
642
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:46,237
So, most of the kids are runaways.
They were forced to work in the orchards.
643
00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:49,741
They weren't able to leave
or call their friends or family.
644
00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:51,409
What's gonna happen to them?
645
00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:56,080
[huffs] Be reconnected
with loved ones or find safe homes.
646
00:31:57,665 --> 00:32:00,627
[Lucifer] Right.
Well, there's no sign of Mira.
647
00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:02,879
Perhaps she didn't end up here, after all.
648
00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:03,962
[Chloe] Yeah.
649
00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:14,641
Um, this... this drawing...
650
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,269
[Chloe] It's almost identical
to the one in the photo.
651
00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:19,812
Did Mira draw it?
652
00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:22,482
Mira.
653
00:32:22,565 --> 00:32:24,984
The girl that I'm looking for,
did she draw this picture?
654
00:32:25,568 --> 00:32:29,238
We don't mean Mira any harm,
but she was here, wasn't she?
655
00:32:35,244 --> 00:32:39,082
[exhales] Do you know where she is now?
656
00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:43,586
Um, she met a guy online.
657
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,214
She ran away to be with him.
658
00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:47,340
Oh, wonderful.
659
00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:50,176
She goes from a cult
to a relationship with an online stranger.
660
00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:53,221
- I don't know what's worse.
- Uh, do you know the guy's name?
661
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:55,222
Um...
662
00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:58,434
Rob Daniell, I think.
663
00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:01,145
Mira mentioned
something about San Francisco.
664
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:03,272
Okay, great. Thank you.
665
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:04,982
[Lucifer] Thank you.
666
00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:06,566
Oh, and...
667
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,488
if you need anything, anything at all,
668
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:12,490
just say a little prayer.
669
00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:15,284
I plan to be a boots-on-the-ground
type of God.
670
00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:17,411
[exhales]
671
00:33:21,290 --> 00:33:22,834
Great, thank you.
672
00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:26,379
So, I have an address
for a Rob Daniell in San Francisco.
673
00:33:26,462 --> 00:33:27,463
Great. Shall we?
674
00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:29,674
Well, actually, um...
675
00:33:29,757 --> 00:33:33,011
I'll send you the address, but I think
maybe you should go on your own.
676
00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:35,346
You're not still mad
about Esther, are you?
677
00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:39,559
No, no, I... I thought
you were hiding feelings for Esther,
678
00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:41,185
but I saw you back there.
679
00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:43,813
How you reacted. I...
680
00:33:43,896 --> 00:33:46,774
I think I know
why you were so scared. [splutters]
681
00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,736
You think that Mira might
actually be your daughter, don't you?
682
00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:53,822
Chloe...
683
00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:57,285
I mean, what if she actually is?
684
00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:59,412
That means
I let all of this happen to her.
685
00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:01,622
This is not your fault, Lucifer.
You didn't know.
686
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:02,832
Well, does that even matter?
687
00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:05,668
What matters is what you do going forward,
688
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,003
or what we do.
689
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:08,796
"We"?
690
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,256
If you go to San Francisco
691
00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:13,176
and Mira is the girl
who showed up at your penthouse...
692
00:34:13,259 --> 00:34:15,178
if she really is your daughter,
693
00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:19,307
we will figure this out together, okay?
694
00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:20,475
As partners.
695
00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:23,478
[both sigh]
696
00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:26,689
I may not be certain of a lot right now,
697
00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:28,483
but one thing is for sure.
698
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:32,653
I have never loved anyone
the way I love you, Chloe Decker.
699
00:34:41,662 --> 00:34:42,789
Go find her.
700
00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:17,573
Oh, bloody hell.
701
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,036
Pervert.
702
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,247
What are you, 72?
703
00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:27,875
I don't know what's going on,
but for the record, I'm 43.
704
00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:30,837
- Where is she?
- Hey, get out of my house!
705
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,004
Mira!
706
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,590
- Mira!
- [woman] Dad?
707
00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:44,642
You're not the girl from my penthouse.
708
00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:55,820
[sighs] Who are you?
709
00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:57,488
Not Mira's father.
710
00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:59,699
I am, and I'm gonna call the cops
if you don't leave.
711
00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:03,161
You're Mira's father?
712
00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:05,580
Uh, I thought
you were some basement-dweller,
713
00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:08,291
catfishing young ladies
on the Internet. [chuckles]
714
00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:10,209
[groans] Right.
715
00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:14,589
[exhales] I... I owe you an apology.
Both of you.
716
00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:18,092
This has, uh,
been an embarrassing mistake.
717
00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:21,679
Uh, Mira?
718
00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:23,890
Call your mother. She's worried about you.
719
00:36:25,808 --> 00:36:27,059
She is?
720
00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:28,186
Hmm.
721
00:36:29,937 --> 00:36:32,231
I thought about contacting her
a million times,
722
00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:34,317
but I was so angry when I ran away.
723
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,485
I said such awful things, I just...
724
00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:39,822
I didn't think she wanted to see me.
725
00:36:40,406 --> 00:36:42,200
She never stopped looking for you.
726
00:36:44,410 --> 00:36:47,496
I'll call her today. [chuckles]
727
00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:48,915
Right. [clears throat]
728
00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:52,084
Wait. How do you know my mother?
729
00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:57,632
Uh, there's a chance I thought I might
owe her 18 years of child support
730
00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:00,343
due to 15 shallow minutes
at a Super Bowl orgy.
731
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,096
- You must be Lucifer Morningstar.
- [Lucifer] Hmm.
732
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:06,891
I spent years looking into the men
who could have been my father,
733
00:37:06,974 --> 00:37:09,018
and you're the only one I couldn't find.
734
00:37:09,101 --> 00:37:10,501
Well, that's because I was in Hell.
735
00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:13,272
Not exactly on Google Maps, is it?
[chuckles]
736
00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:16,525
But I'm glad
that you found your real father.
737
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,238
The best day of my life
when she showed up on my doorstep.
738
00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:24,242
Well, not at first, to be honest.
I thought I was being scammed.
739
00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:28,412
Well, what changed your mind?
How did you realize that she was yours?
740
00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:34,502
I think it was the first moment
I looked into her eyes. [exhales]
741
00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:37,755
- Just felt it in my gut.
- [chuckles]
742
00:37:37,838 --> 00:37:41,884
["Don't Let Me Go"
by Cigarettes After Sex playing]
743
00:37:55,606 --> 00:37:58,359
♪ When I was young ♪
744
00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:03,614
♪ I thought the world of you... ♪
745
00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,700
[crying]
746
00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:09,996
[Chloe shushing]
747
00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:18,170
I miss my daddy.
748
00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,506
[Chloe] I know you do.
749
00:38:20,589 --> 00:38:23,009
[crying continues]
750
00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:26,512
♪ Don't let me go ♪
751
00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:30,808
♪ Stay by my side ♪
752
00:38:34,186 --> 00:38:36,981
♪ Don't let me go ♪
753
00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:41,819
♪ Stay with me still... ♪
754
00:38:41,902 --> 00:38:42,945
[Dan] Take me back.
755
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:48,492
Take you back where?
756
00:38:49,618 --> 00:38:50,745
To Hell.
757
00:38:52,538 --> 00:38:54,915
I know why you didn't bring me up here,
Lucifer.
758
00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:59,003
Seeing Chloe, seeing Trixie
and not being able to hug them, it's...
759
00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:00,463
it's worse than Hell.
760
00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:04,675
[sighs] Just please, please take me back.
761
00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:06,843
Daniel...
762
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,764
I'm so sorry, but...
763
00:39:10,806 --> 00:39:14,477
once you reached the mortal plane,
you became intangible. I...
764
00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:17,938
I can't carry you back,
even if I wanted to.
765
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:19,565
And I do, believe me.
766
00:39:19,648 --> 00:39:21,609
So what, I'm just stuck here?
767
00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:23,276
[huffs]
768
00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:25,695
[scoffs]
769
00:39:26,822 --> 00:39:29,200
I could kill the stupid angel
who brought me up here.
770
00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:30,659
Don't blame her.
771
00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:33,954
- She was just looking for me.
- Yeah, to kill you.
772
00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:36,540
No, I'm not sure
she knows the whole story.
773
00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:42,088
And neither do I, for that matter,
because if I'd known she existed,
774
00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:43,798
there's no way I...
775
00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:49,929
Well, let's just say
I know better than anyone
776
00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:52,431
what it's like to grow up
with an absent father.
777
00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:56,477
Wait, are you saying...
778
00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:01,148
Lucifer, are you saying
what I think you're saying?
779
00:40:05,611 --> 00:40:07,530
When I stared into her eyes...
780
00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:10,241
it was...
781
00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:13,202
it was so familiar.
782
00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:16,747
Like I knew her.
783
00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:17,831
Like I...
784
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,501
Like I knew her.
785
00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:25,881
I don't know how it's possible,
Daniel, but...
786
00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:28,717
she's my daughter.
787
00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:32,721
[exhales] W-Wow, this is...
788
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:34,723
That's great, man.
789
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:36,434
[Lucifer exhales]
790
00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:39,728
Congratulations.
I... I... I mean, having a daughter, it's...
791
00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:41,564
[sighs] it's the best.
792
00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:45,317
I think I may well have screwed
my chance of making things up with her by...
793
00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:48,779
[inhales]...acting like an utter dick.
794
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,781
Yeah, but you gotta try, man.
795
00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:56,078
I mean, if there's one thing that...
that I've learned coming back is that...
796
00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:59,224
you gotta take advantage
of the time you have with your kids
797
00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:00,291
before it all goes away.
798
00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:06,589
And you're lucky because...
because she's still out there.
799
00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:08,674
Somewhere.
800
00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:15,097
Go get her.
801
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:18,976
I will.
802
00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:21,937
[chuckles] I will.
803
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:28,027
Only problem is
she could have flown anywhere by now.
804
00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:29,153
[huffs]
805
00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:31,447
[sighs]
806
00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:33,657
[Chloe] Night, sweetie.
807
00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:39,455
[wind whistling]
808
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:45,294
[thunder rumbling in the distance]
809
00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:00,309
Lucifer?
810
00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:11,110
Dan?
811
00:42:14,823 --> 00:42:15,824
[sighs]
812
00:42:16,408 --> 00:42:18,452
[shudders, exhales]
813
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,120
[gasps]
814
00:42:21,163 --> 00:42:24,041
[panting] Who are you?
815
00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:29,003
[sighs]
816
00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:32,800
Hi, Mom.
817
00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:34,927
[sniffles]
818
00:42:37,137 --> 00:42:38,137
"Mom"?