1 00:00:04,090 --> 00:00:07,615 ♪ 2 00:00:07,659 --> 00:00:10,705 MAN: My name is Ulysses S. Thatcher. 3 00:00:10,749 --> 00:00:13,186 -[exhales] -Hike! 4 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:14,883 But my friends call me Colonel. 5 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:17,669 This billion-dollar palace... 6 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,715 is Viacom-CBS Stadium. 7 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:24,502 Home of the best thing since sweet-buttered cornbread. 8 00:00:24,545 --> 00:00:26,504 ANNOUNCER: He's sacked, and the ball is loose! 9 00:00:26,547 --> 00:00:29,637 And the league's newest franchise. 10 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:30,769 [growls] 11 00:00:30,812 --> 00:00:33,250 The Vegas Fightin' Fury. 12 00:00:33,293 --> 00:00:34,512 -♪ -[grunting] 13 00:00:40,257 --> 00:00:43,042 ♪ 14 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:48,700 Vegas, baby! 15 00:00:48,743 --> 00:00:50,702 [cheering, applause] 16 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:54,053 So join us for Fury Week-- 17 00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:56,969 seven fun-filled days where we get to meet Sin City 18 00:00:57,012 --> 00:00:59,058 and Sin City gets to meet us. 19 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:05,369 PILOT: We'll be touching down in our home base of San Diego 20 00:01:05,412 --> 00:01:07,588 in 20 minutes. Please prepare for landing. 21 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:09,286 Here you are, Miss Mack. 22 00:01:09,329 --> 00:01:11,940 Oh, yeah. [laughs] 23 00:01:11,984 --> 00:01:13,377 Thank you, baby. 24 00:01:13,420 --> 00:01:15,118 -Mama need this. -My pleasure. 25 00:01:15,161 --> 00:01:16,467 Now, your calendar. 26 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:18,164 Garret wants a contract update. 27 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:19,383 Mogul Magazine wants an interview, 28 00:01:19,426 --> 00:01:21,036 and your husband called twice. 29 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,516 Okay, set up a call with the Colonel, 30 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,301 book Mogulfor next week, and 31 00:01:24,344 --> 00:01:25,954 I'll call Pookie later. 32 00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:29,088 Oh, and Malik wants to bring a few extra friends to Vegas. 33 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:32,135 ♪ 34 00:01:36,443 --> 00:01:40,055 Hmm. [whoops] 35 00:01:40,099 --> 00:01:41,883 Man, I'm feeling it. You feeling this? 36 00:01:41,927 --> 00:01:43,450 -Mmm, mmm, mmm. -Yeah, we feeling it. 37 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:45,322 All right, now, this a classy event, ladies. 38 00:01:45,365 --> 00:01:47,411 Y'all got y'all degrees? 39 00:01:47,454 --> 00:01:49,674 -Yeah, she has a B.A. in finance. -And she has one in marketing. 40 00:01:49,717 --> 00:01:51,154 Now, y'all been vaccinated? 41 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:53,895 Can't be bringing no COVID on the plane. 42 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:55,941 Fully. Once in each cheek. 43 00:01:56,985 --> 00:01:58,291 TASHA: Hell no. 44 00:01:58,335 --> 00:02:00,467 Okay? Ain't no triflin'-ass tricks 45 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:02,121 that I don't now getting on my plane. 46 00:02:02,165 --> 00:02:04,993 [short chuckle] That's what I told him. 47 00:02:05,037 --> 00:02:07,996 Jameela, why are you smiling like somebody rubbed your feet? 48 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:11,043 What? No, it was funny. 49 00:02:11,086 --> 00:02:13,654 Oh. Damn. 50 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:16,353 Jamila, I should've known. What, you and Malik-- 51 00:02:16,396 --> 00:02:17,789 y'all been creaming and screaming, ain't you? 52 00:02:17,832 --> 00:02:19,791 Tasha... 53 00:02:19,834 --> 00:02:22,446 Malik and I are grown. If we are creaming, 54 00:02:22,489 --> 00:02:25,057 then that's our business. 55 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:28,103 Oh. You know what, you right. 56 00:02:28,147 --> 00:02:29,583 You grown. 57 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:31,237 And you fired. 58 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:34,719 -Fired? Why? -Because what you do reflects on this agency. 59 00:02:34,762 --> 00:02:36,938 And sleeping with a client-- that looks bad, okay? 60 00:02:36,982 --> 00:02:39,332 And that is my business. 61 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:40,725 Well, you can't be serious. 62 00:02:40,768 --> 00:02:42,553 As a case of chlamydia, heifer. 63 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:43,945 Now, go on, get out of my face. 64 00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:45,991 Go on. 65 00:02:46,034 --> 00:02:48,341 Lucky we 30,000 feet in the air. 66 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:50,561 Fast ass. 67 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:53,651 I won two of these in St. Louis. 68 00:02:53,694 --> 00:02:55,957 Yo, yo, check it, Fury Week. 69 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:58,351 And I plan on doing the same here in Vegas. 70 00:02:58,395 --> 00:02:59,700 All right, ladies, I got a few more interviews. 71 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:00,962 We'll be in touch. 72 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:03,356 So get your popcorn ready, 73 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,705 'cause it's time. 74 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:07,055 That's right, guys. It's time. 75 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:09,841 Vegas! It's time! 76 00:03:09,884 --> 00:03:13,105 It's time to unleash the fury! 77 00:03:13,148 --> 00:03:14,846 -[whoops] -[cheering] 78 00:03:17,457 --> 00:03:20,068 -Yeah. -REPORTER: Colonel, reports say that you're in talks 79 00:03:20,112 --> 00:03:22,288 to sell five percent of the Fury 80 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:25,596 to a Black partner, and that's big news. 81 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,598 -Care to share? -Nice try, Carrie. 82 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:30,601 But, like Mama always said, a smart man doesn't talk 83 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:32,646 until it's time, and it ain't time. 84 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:35,649 This shit real, yo?! 85 00:03:35,693 --> 00:03:39,087 You a minority owner of the Fightin' Fury. 86 00:03:39,131 --> 00:03:41,525 From working the field to owning a plantation. 87 00:03:41,568 --> 00:03:43,527 Say it: 'Merica. 88 00:03:43,570 --> 00:03:45,311 Man, kill that shit, Caleb. 89 00:03:45,355 --> 00:03:46,573 Till the board approves my application, 90 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:47,879 I'm still in that field. 91 00:03:47,922 --> 00:03:50,534 Board, my ass. You in they video, Negro, 92 00:03:50,577 --> 00:03:53,014 on TV. 93 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:54,494 -Yeah. -They need Black owners, 94 00:03:54,538 --> 00:03:57,454 -and you their guy. -Hell yeah, I am, ain't I? 95 00:03:57,497 --> 00:04:00,283 I'm the man. I own five percent of a pro football team. 96 00:04:00,326 --> 00:04:01,458 True. 97 00:04:03,329 --> 00:04:05,331 But you do love the game. 98 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:07,942 And you can still ball. 99 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:09,944 So the question is... 100 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:12,251 you really ready to retire? 101 00:04:19,954 --> 00:04:21,913 CARI: Yeah, well, some would argue, 102 00:04:21,956 --> 00:04:24,916 since Blacks account for 70% of the roster 103 00:04:24,959 --> 00:04:27,745 but zero percent of ownership, talk is cheap. 104 00:04:27,788 --> 00:04:29,486 COLONEL: And they'd be dead right. 105 00:04:29,529 --> 00:04:32,402 What I can say is, be it tomorrow, 106 00:04:32,445 --> 00:04:34,665 next week, or next year, my team will have 107 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:37,885 an African-American as part of ownership. Book it. 108 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:40,018 ♪ 109 00:04:40,061 --> 00:04:42,542 [indistinct chatter, laughing] 110 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:45,763 Y'all, okay, okay, here's to... 111 00:04:45,806 --> 00:04:48,374 a successful run of the 828 Style 112 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:50,202 because, ladies of the bubble, 113 00:04:50,245 --> 00:04:52,857 -the NBA couldn't have done it without us. Period. -Never. 114 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:55,076 -That's right. -So, here's to 115 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,600 the 828, y'all. 116 00:04:56,643 --> 00:04:58,732 -[whooping] -[laughing] 117 00:05:00,255 --> 00:05:01,474 -Mm. -Mm. 118 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:03,346 -[laughing] -Ow. 119 00:05:03,389 --> 00:05:05,304 Okay. Brittany, 120 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:07,785 I got to name my firstborn after you. 121 00:05:07,828 --> 00:05:10,788 Since Shaquon gave me this! 122 00:05:10,831 --> 00:05:12,398 -Oh, my God, girl! -[shrieking, laughing] 123 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:17,185 -Oh, my God. -Five carats, princess cut. 124 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:19,274 -Flawless. -Flawless. 125 00:05:19,318 --> 00:05:21,146 And no prenup, bitches. 126 00:05:21,189 --> 00:05:23,278 [cheering, laughter] 127 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:25,324 -That NBA money, girl! -No prenup, girl, no prenup! 128 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:26,847 Let me see, let me see! 129 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:28,545 Rock, look at this rock. 130 00:05:28,588 --> 00:05:31,374 No, seriously, Brittany, if it wasn't for you 131 00:05:31,417 --> 00:05:32,636 and 828 Style, 132 00:05:32,679 --> 00:05:35,160 -I never would have met Shaquon. -Oh... 133 00:05:35,203 --> 00:05:37,945 I love him. 134 00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:39,904 And I love you too, girl. [laughs] 135 00:05:39,947 --> 00:05:42,297 -And no prenup. -Hello. 136 00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:44,038 [chatter, laughter] 137 00:05:45,126 --> 00:05:46,998 Brit, you need to stop playing 138 00:05:47,041 --> 00:05:49,043 and bring your talents to Vegas, 139 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:50,523 where the real players play. 140 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:52,395 Girl, no, you can keep Vegas, 141 00:05:52,438 --> 00:05:54,484 'cause the only thing I like more than making money 142 00:05:54,527 --> 00:05:56,399 is not losing it. Vegas-- 143 00:05:56,442 --> 00:05:57,835 -I can't be chasing no chips. -[knocking on door] 144 00:05:57,878 --> 00:05:59,053 Oh. Wait, here, talk to her, talk to her. 145 00:05:59,097 --> 00:06:02,013 -Hold on, hold on, I'll be back. -Aah! 146 00:06:02,056 --> 00:06:04,276 MAN: Yo, Jamison! 147 00:06:04,319 --> 00:06:07,235 -They want you on the floor. -I got you. 148 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:09,194 No offense, Carrie, but you missed the real story. 149 00:06:09,237 --> 00:06:11,675 Why is the owner of a brand-new franchise 150 00:06:11,718 --> 00:06:13,546 willing to give Jamison Fields a tryout? 151 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:15,505 CARI: Real talk, Matt. This is for our viewers. 152 00:06:15,548 --> 00:06:17,594 Fields was the top-rated high school player 153 00:06:17,637 --> 00:06:20,814 in the nation before he went to jail for sexual assault. 154 00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:23,077 Now he's out, and he's trying to make the league. 155 00:06:26,472 --> 00:06:28,474 Oh, um, sorry about the noise, officer. 156 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:29,823 We'll try to keep it down, I promise. 157 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:31,477 Are you Brittany Pitts? 158 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:34,741 Um, a-actually, you just missed her. 159 00:06:34,785 --> 00:06:38,658 Nice try. Your condo is officially in foreclosure. 160 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:40,486 Escort her out, boys. 161 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:42,488 Whoa-whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait. 162 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:44,359 -This is a mistake. -No mistake. 163 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:45,926 You're 90 days due and the bank wants you out now. 164 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:47,493 No, but I just made a payment. 165 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:48,799 -You didn't. -I will. 166 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,365 You won't. They never do. 167 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:52,716 Take what you can carry and we will store the rest 168 00:06:52,759 --> 00:06:54,892 -at your expense. -Okay, wait, could you just... 169 00:06:54,935 --> 00:06:56,807 Shh. You ain't got to talk so loud, there's... Come on, 170 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,722 there's got to be something we can do, 171 00:06:58,765 --> 00:07:00,114 right? I mean, I have company. 172 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:02,552 Wowzers! 173 00:07:02,595 --> 00:07:05,293 An original portrait of Jason Pitts catching 174 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:08,340 the game-winning touchdown at the '08 championship! 175 00:07:08,383 --> 00:07:12,126 Nice eye. You know, um, that's my dad. 176 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:14,302 Uh, I'm Cecil. 177 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:16,174 -Cecil. -I'm a-I'm a big fan. 178 00:07:16,217 --> 00:07:18,045 We actually did the Pittsy Shuffle as our wedding dance. 179 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:19,438 Oh. 180 00:07:20,526 --> 00:07:22,136 ♪ And Pitts and dip♪ 181 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:23,573 ♪ And Pitts and dip and Pitts♪ 182 00:07:23,616 --> 00:07:25,357 ♪ And dip and Pitts♪ 183 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,793 ♪ And Pitts and dip and Pitts♪ 184 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:29,317 I got it, wow, wow, 185 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:31,058 that's just, wow. 186 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:33,670 Um, you know, Cecil, you're a fan. 187 00:07:33,713 --> 00:07:36,673 -Yeah. -Right? And this... 188 00:07:36,716 --> 00:07:39,023 this one-of-a-kind masterpiece... 189 00:07:39,066 --> 00:07:41,155 is something that you need. 190 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:43,070 Okay. Okay, okay, I'll make you a deal. 191 00:07:43,114 --> 00:07:45,029 Give me the portrait, and I'll give you 12 hours 192 00:07:45,072 --> 00:07:47,118 -to pack your stuff. -I need a week. 193 00:07:47,161 --> 00:07:50,121 I'll make it a day. Final offer. 194 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:52,993 Deal. 195 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,607 ♪ And Pitts and dip♪ 196 00:07:57,650 --> 00:07:59,086 ♪ And dip and Pitts and dip♪ 197 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:00,566 ♪ And Pitts and dip...♪ 198 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:02,612 ♪ 199 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:15,538 [indistinct chatter] 200 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:21,500 So, um, Raquel, you might be right after all. 201 00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:23,981 Maybe I do need a taste of Vegas. 202 00:08:24,024 --> 00:08:26,723 -828, baby, I can't wait to see you. -Mm, 203 00:08:26,766 --> 00:08:28,202 -okay. -Okay. 204 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:30,509 -Okay. -[laughing] 205 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:33,512 It's an open tryout, he did his time, 206 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:36,254 and many people think-- and look, I'll just say it-- 207 00:08:36,297 --> 00:08:38,648 many Black people think he was wrongly convicted. 208 00:08:38,691 --> 00:08:41,172 He wasn't just convicted, he confessed, 209 00:08:41,215 --> 00:08:43,130 and 62% of fans think 210 00:08:43,174 --> 00:08:44,654 he shouldn't have the shot. Check out this poll... 211 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,404 [distant cheers] 212 00:09:00,104 --> 00:09:03,063 EMCEE: Get ready for the sexiest man 213 00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:04,761 on the Vegas strip. 214 00:09:04,804 --> 00:09:07,328 J.J. Jiggles! 215 00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:09,243 ♪ Ready or not, it's showtime♪ 216 00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:11,158 ♪ Out here making moves, it's go time♪ 217 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:13,421 ♪ Women going wild, like whoa♪ 218 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:14,771 ♪ Don't act like you don't know♪ 219 00:09:14,814 --> 00:09:16,729 ♪ Back up and vroom, vroom♪ 220 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,949 ♪ I'm so Vegas♪ 221 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:21,255 ♪ Okay, I work on the Strip♪ 222 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,257 ♪ I'm so Vegas♪ 223 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:25,085 ♪ Lights on all night, they say♪ 224 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:27,000 ♪ Got to roll the dice on these haters♪ 225 00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:28,175 ♪ We gon' invade these scoundrels♪ 226 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:30,656 ♪ 227 00:09:44,104 --> 00:09:46,890 ♪ But anyway, what you doing tonight?♪ 228 00:09:46,933 --> 00:09:50,241 ♪ I probably be with my peeps, if it's cool with you ♪ 229 00:09:50,284 --> 00:09:52,722 ♪ Maybe we'll swing around♪ 230 00:09:52,765 --> 00:09:55,333 ♪ You can just chill with us♪ 231 00:09:55,376 --> 00:09:57,683 ♪ Or you can just chill with me♪ 232 00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:59,772 ♪ Long as you're comfortable♪ 233 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:02,427 ♪ And you feel secure when you're with me♪ 234 00:10:02,470 --> 00:10:05,386 ♪ I'm not trying to pressure you♪ 235 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:07,388 ♪ Just can't stop thinking about you♪ 236 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:11,958 ♪ You ain't even really got to be my boyfriend♪ 237 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:15,658 ♪ I just wanna know your name♪ 238 00:10:15,701 --> 00:10:19,139 ♪ And maybe sometime we can hook up♪ 239 00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:23,013 ♪ Hang out, just chill♪ 240 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,928 [vocalizing] 241 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:32,109 ♪ Oh, baby, we can♪ 242 00:10:32,152 --> 00:10:34,198 ♪ Maybe we can♪ 243 00:10:34,241 --> 00:10:37,549 ♪ Go and see a movie, boy...♪ 244 00:10:37,592 --> 00:10:39,769 -Hey. -Hi. 245 00:10:39,812 --> 00:10:41,422 Can I get you anything else? 246 00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:44,338 Oh, no, the rosé is fine, thank you. 247 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:46,819 Enjoy. 248 00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:49,735 Thanks. 249 00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:52,564 I'm Raquel Navarro at Joint 51, thank you. 250 00:10:55,262 --> 00:10:56,873 [laughing] 251 00:10:56,916 --> 00:10:58,831 I can't believe you came. 252 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,877 Girl, what? I'd rather be broke in Vegas 253 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,530 than a failure at my father's house. 254 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,271 I mean, you'd rather be balling in Miami, 255 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,143 but, you know, life happens, here you are, baby. 256 00:11:06,186 --> 00:11:08,188 So, here's to... 257 00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,365 slapping life in the face 258 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:12,410 and taking what's ours, okay? 259 00:11:12,453 --> 00:11:15,761 -828. -Heard that, girl, 828. 260 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,589 Mmm. 261 00:11:17,632 --> 00:11:20,244 -That's really good. -Ladies, any interest in dinner? 262 00:11:20,287 --> 00:11:22,246 Nah, Jimmy, so just close me out, thank you. 263 00:11:22,289 --> 00:11:24,683 -Gotcha. -Jamison. 264 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:27,033 Oh, snap-- you're, uh, you're Jamison Fields. 265 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:29,383 You went to jail for having sex with your girlfriend. 266 00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:31,255 I mean, allegedly. 267 00:11:31,298 --> 00:11:33,387 Jamison, this is my girl, Brit. 268 00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:35,825 Brit, this is Jamison, my co-worker. 269 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:42,005 Do-over. I'm, uh, I'm just a huge football fan. 270 00:11:42,048 --> 00:11:43,920 And, God, Jamison Fields, you were, like, 271 00:11:43,963 --> 00:11:46,357 the best pro player I have ever seen, hands-down. 272 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:49,186 You know, athletes go to jail all the time. 273 00:11:49,229 --> 00:11:50,970 You can still make it. 274 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:54,321 Well, thank you, Brittany. 275 00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,106 It was a true pleasure not meeting you. 276 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,281 Raquel, I'll cover you till you're done. 277 00:11:57,324 --> 00:11:58,630 -Bet. Thank you. -Yep. 278 00:11:58,673 --> 00:12:00,763 Girl. Where you staying? 279 00:12:00,806 --> 00:12:02,329 I'm done with these tables at 10:00. 280 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:03,983 Well, you know, you invited me 281 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,202 so you'd put me up, right? 282 00:12:05,245 --> 00:12:07,160 You know you're my girl, but if you crash, 283 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,945 you pay half-- rent, food, utilities. 284 00:12:08,988 --> 00:12:10,511 That's, like, two grand a month by Friday. 285 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,775 Okay, Raq, I have one credit card 286 00:12:12,818 --> 00:12:15,473 that's not maxed out and $600 to my name. 287 00:12:15,516 --> 00:12:18,128 So, how do I turn that into two grand? 288 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,826 I don't know. Hit the slots, sell that bag. 289 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:23,133 If you staying, you paying. 290 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,352 You know, see, that's why you doing them open mics. 291 00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:27,050 Because, Raquel, 292 00:12:27,093 --> 00:12:29,052 -that writing was trash. -[laughing] 293 00:12:29,095 --> 00:12:31,445 -It was terrible. -Says the homeless girl. 294 00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,230 You know what, go beatbox somewhere. 295 00:12:33,273 --> 00:12:34,318 [laughing] 296 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,191 GARRET: Like all of you, 297 00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:40,280 I was sad to leave St. Louis. 298 00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:42,848 I was drafted there, became a man there 299 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:45,024 and made millions of dollars there. 300 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,721 [laughing] 301 00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:49,289 But this team-- 302 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:52,118 who we are, how we play-- 303 00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:54,381 there's no doubt we are home. 304 00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,734 Your son is M.I.A. 305 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,649 He will be here, okay? 306 00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:04,609 You just focus on closing Garret's new contract. 307 00:13:04,652 --> 00:13:07,742 [chuckling] 308 00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:09,353 One thing at a time, Miss Mack. 309 00:13:09,396 --> 00:13:11,442 You give me what I want, 310 00:13:11,485 --> 00:13:15,838 and then I'll give you everything you need. 311 00:13:15,881 --> 00:13:17,274 GARRET: Today, I am convinced 312 00:13:17,317 --> 00:13:20,320 that we're an army of lions led by lions, 313 00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:21,887 and we shall never be defeated-- unleash the fury! 314 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,063 -Oh, hell no. -ALL: Unleash the fury! 315 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,717 Unleash the fury! 316 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:26,849 -ALL: Unleash the fury! -Unleash the fury! 317 00:13:26,892 --> 00:13:29,895 -[whoops] -ALL: Unleash the fury! 318 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,766 [laughing] My man. 319 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,507 -Look who it is. -Y'all, give it up 320 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,335 -for Garret Evans. -[applause] 321 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,337 The best defensive back in the league! 322 00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,296 [laughing] 323 00:13:39,339 --> 00:13:41,211 And that accent-- come on, man. 324 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,256 It's like a verbal aphrodisiac, am I right, y'all? 325 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:46,042 -[laughing] -Oh, Lord, he done had a stroke. 326 00:13:46,085 --> 00:13:48,609 Let me just start by taking a moment. 327 00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,176 A moment to thank the Colonel. 328 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:53,092 Now, give it up for the Colonel. 329 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:55,181 The board. I see you, Jim. 330 00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:57,531 [laughs] 331 00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,882 And the best agent in the world. 332 00:13:59,925 --> 00:14:01,753 The one and only Tasha Mack. 333 00:14:04,799 --> 00:14:06,497 Stop. 334 00:14:08,455 --> 00:14:09,761 I got to tell you, 335 00:14:09,804 --> 00:14:11,023 as a kid growing up in the projects, 336 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,330 I never thought this was possible. 337 00:14:13,373 --> 00:14:16,289 I mean, team ownership. Wow! [whoops] 338 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:19,684 -You didn't tell him. -I didn't tell him. 339 00:14:19,727 --> 00:14:22,469 But you know what that tells me? And it should tell you? 340 00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:25,211 You never judge a book by its cover. Hit it. 341 00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:26,821 ♪ 342 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,480 ♪ We been through hard times, but we made it♪ 343 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:34,873 -♪ Say it, don't judge me♪ -♪ Don't judge me♪ 344 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,657 ♪ Live the crazy, crazy lifestyle♪ 345 00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,181 ♪ Tell 'em don't judge me♪ 346 00:14:38,224 --> 00:14:40,313 ♪ Been through it all, standing up tall♪ 347 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:41,749 -♪ So tell 'em don't judge me♪ -♪ Don't judge me♪ 348 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,100 ♪ If I was you, I wouldn't judge♪ 349 00:14:44,143 --> 00:14:45,797 -♪ So what if you was me?♪ -♪ Don't judge me♪ 350 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,799 ♪ Now follow the leader, I was in jail♪ 351 00:14:47,842 --> 00:14:50,367 ♪ They made me a part of the cell like I'm an amoeba♪ 352 00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:52,238 ♪ I blew 40 mil, and I'll do it again♪ 353 00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,457 ♪ Okay, maybe I won't♪ 354 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,154 ♪ I had injuries and setbacks♪ 355 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,504 ♪ Step back, bounce back, regular♪ 356 00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:58,941 ♪ Escalate another level up♪ 357 00:14:58,984 --> 00:15:01,073 ♪ On my cellular, like when X is up♪ 358 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,857 ♪ I fought addiction and beat it♪ 359 00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:04,729 ♪ I can say mission completed♪ 360 00:15:04,772 --> 00:15:06,600 ♪ I thank you, God, that I'm still here♪ 361 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:07,775 ♪ After punching a dude in their wheelchair♪ 362 00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,560 ♪ I'm still sorry about that♪ 363 00:15:09,603 --> 00:15:11,388 ♪ Yes, there's blessings on blessings on blessings♪ 364 00:15:11,431 --> 00:15:13,216 ♪ Lead, teach the foundation♪ 365 00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:15,087 ♪ Got kids, lessons on lessons on lessons♪ 366 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,306 ♪ We puttin' 'em all through college♪ 367 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,351 ♪ So they can all be scholars♪ 368 00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,005 ♪ I'm at the graduation♪ 369 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,485 ♪ Y'all better all have honors♪ 370 00:15:21,528 --> 00:15:23,617 ♪ Fatty Burgers, we employ a thousand♪ 371 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,489 ♪ We employ a thousand, that's a ton♪ 372 00:15:25,532 --> 00:15:27,491 ♪ Come down and get you some♪ 373 00:15:27,534 --> 00:15:29,406 ♪ We've been through hard times, but we made it♪ 374 00:15:29,449 --> 00:15:31,582 -♪ Say it, don't judge me♪ -♪ Don't judge me.♪ 375 00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:33,584 ♪ The crazy, crazy lifestyle, tell 'em, don't judge me♪ 376 00:15:33,627 --> 00:15:35,586 -Don't judge me. -♪ Do it all♪ 377 00:15:35,629 --> 00:15:37,675 ♪ Standing up tall, so tell 'em, don't judge me♪ 378 00:15:37,718 --> 00:15:39,416 -♪ Don't judge me♪ -♪ If I was you♪ 379 00:15:39,459 --> 00:15:41,548 ♪ I wouldn't judge, so what if you was me?♪ 380 00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,246 -♪ Don't judge me♪ -♪ We've been through♪ 381 00:15:43,289 --> 00:15:44,856 ♪ Hard times but we made it, say it, don't judge me♪ 382 00:15:44,899 --> 00:15:46,945 -♪ Don't judge me♪ -♪ Do the crazy♪ 383 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,773 ♪ Crazy lifestyle, tell 'em, don't judge me♪ 384 00:15:48,816 --> 00:15:50,383 -♪ Don't judge me♪ -♪ Been through it all♪ 385 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:51,819 ♪ Standing up tall, so tell 'em don't judge me♪ 386 00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:54,779 ♪ If I was you, I wouldn't judge♪ 387 00:15:54,822 --> 00:15:56,259 -♪ So what if you was me?♪ -♪ Don't judge me.♪ 388 00:15:56,302 --> 00:15:58,870 -[whistling] -[applause] 389 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:10,055 Y'all, give it up one more time for Hope and Faith. 390 00:16:11,839 --> 00:16:14,277 My accountant and my publicist. 391 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,583 [laughs] 392 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:19,630 Now, let me just say... 393 00:16:19,673 --> 00:16:22,285 I will never be ashamed of my past. 394 00:16:22,328 --> 00:16:23,938 Because I've learned from it. 395 00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:27,551 And I'll be bringing all of that knowledge... 396 00:16:27,594 --> 00:16:31,511 and every-- every bit of fury that I have 397 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:35,211 to ownership... of this team. 398 00:16:35,254 --> 00:16:37,300 So, today, ladies and gentlemen, 399 00:16:37,343 --> 00:16:39,084 I tell you... 400 00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:41,608 I am officially retired from football. 401 00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:44,220 I'm an owner, y'all! [whoops] 402 00:16:44,263 --> 00:16:46,004 -[feedback whines] -[laughs] 403 00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:56,536 Well, this ought to be fun. 404 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,843 -[clearing throat] -MALIK: Thank you. Hi, Nancy. 405 00:16:58,886 --> 00:17:01,237 So, what'd you think? 406 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:04,675 I think if you're our QB, it's gonna be one hell of a season. 407 00:17:04,718 --> 00:17:06,372 What the hell he talking about? 408 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,418 I tried calling you, baby. 409 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,202 Malik... 410 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,291 our board approved your application. 411 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,946 -[laughing] -For next season. 412 00:17:14,989 --> 00:17:18,167 This year, we want you to be our quarterback. 413 00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:26,436 Come on, Colonel. If I was a white boy 414 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,133 with two MVPs, three championships, 415 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,874 and millions of dollars in my bank account, 416 00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:31,571 would we be having this conversation right now? 417 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:35,358 Nah, I didn't think so. You played me. 418 00:17:35,401 --> 00:17:38,143 Malik. Wait a minute, son. 419 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,014 Malik. 420 00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,320 Malik, wait a minute. 421 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:42,582 Malik. Malik. 422 00:17:48,022 --> 00:17:50,155 ♪ I get the feeling♪ 423 00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:52,114 ♪ Can't help but feeling♪ 424 00:17:52,157 --> 00:17:55,465 ♪ I get the feeling I'm due me time♪ 425 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:59,295 ♪ And I'm okay on land or out at sea...♪ 426 00:17:59,338 --> 00:18:01,340 Uh, 600. 427 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:04,517 ♪ Daytime, promise you'll keep sunshine...♪ 428 00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:07,129 -DEALER: Seven heaven. Pay the line. -[people whoop] 429 00:18:07,172 --> 00:18:10,436 Okay... I just need to do that ten more times. 430 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,090 Malik. Malik. 431 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,310 Look, can't we just talk about this? 432 00:18:14,353 --> 00:18:16,312 There ain't nothing to talk about, Mom. 433 00:18:16,355 --> 00:18:18,183 They just played me in there, and you let 'em do it. 434 00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,663 Look, it's just business, baby. 435 00:18:19,706 --> 00:18:22,927 Okay? One season. See it as your farewell tour, 436 00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,494 like Dwayne Wade. You gonna get mad love 437 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,844 and expensive gifts every game. 438 00:18:26,887 --> 00:18:28,672 -Yeah, D-Wade, huh? -D-Wade. Look. 439 00:18:28,715 --> 00:18:30,848 One game, he even got a camel. 440 00:18:30,891 --> 00:18:32,850 It was a gold-plated saddle and all, baby... 441 00:18:32,893 --> 00:18:34,417 I don't want no damn camel, Mama. 442 00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:36,941 What I want is respect, 443 00:18:36,984 --> 00:18:39,335 and you let the Colonel walk all over me in there. 444 00:18:39,378 --> 00:18:40,945 What you need to do is swallow your damn pride, 445 00:18:40,988 --> 00:18:42,425 and let's get this paper, okay? 446 00:18:42,468 --> 00:18:43,600 Now, Hard Blocks-- they coming out 447 00:18:43,643 --> 00:18:44,601 to cover training camp, 448 00:18:44,644 --> 00:18:45,950 it's a good chance for you 449 00:18:45,993 --> 00:18:48,387 to increase your profile, baby. 450 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:50,346 Unless you're just not well. 451 00:18:50,389 --> 00:18:51,956 I'm well, Mom. 452 00:18:51,999 --> 00:18:53,697 I ain't never been better. 453 00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:55,002 I'm talking mentally. 454 00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:58,136 'Cause you turn down $30 million 455 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,357 and guaranteed ownership, you're crazy as hell. 456 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,967 Well, call me crazy if you want to, 457 00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:05,491 but I'm done with football. 458 00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:08,102 [scoffing] Malik. Malik! 459 00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:09,669 Baby, what you gonna do? You just gonna 460 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,802 walk around Vegas by yourself? 461 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,676 [sighing] 462 00:19:17,851 --> 00:19:19,766 Blow on these. Exactly, we're ready. 463 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,290 [people exclaim] 464 00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:22,682 DEALER: Winner! 465 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:25,555 [laughing] 466 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,383 Stack 'em and rack 'em. Here we go. 467 00:19:28,427 --> 00:19:31,256 I'm leaving here with rent in my pocket or broke as a joke. 468 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,258 Because scared money don't make money, right? 469 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:35,086 I don't think you're scared of anything. 470 00:19:35,129 --> 00:19:37,088 One for you 471 00:19:37,131 --> 00:19:38,959 and one for me. 472 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,048 ♪ Gon' do me right, right♪ 473 00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,224 ♪ Give me all the sunshine...♪ 474 00:19:42,267 --> 00:19:44,138 -DEALER: Yo-leven! -[cheering] 475 00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,531 [laughing] 476 00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,707 ♪ You gon' do me right, right...♪ 477 00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:50,014 Thank you. 478 00:19:50,057 --> 00:19:51,798 Why, hello, handsome. 479 00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,278 You know, going all in is dangerous. 480 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,367 [chuckles] You know I like to live dangerously. 481 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,413 -Duly noted. -[laughing] 482 00:19:57,456 --> 00:19:59,197 I'm Brian. 483 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,981 I was, uh, hoping to get you alone for a moment. 484 00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:04,115 Oh. Well, here I am, Brian. What you got for me? 485 00:20:04,158 --> 00:20:05,899 Well, I got this. 486 00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:07,988 -Ooh, what is it? -Statement of claims 487 00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:09,468 from RT National, and I'm here to collect. 488 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:12,602 You've got to be kidding me. Twice in a week. 489 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,256 You got a mortgage, two car notes, 490 00:20:14,299 --> 00:20:15,561 and a black card all past due. 491 00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:18,912 Total arrears, $932,410.06. 492 00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,740 You've already taken my condo, okay? 493 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,916 You've repossessed my cars. You can't get something 494 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,788 -from nothing. -Oh, but I can. 495 00:20:24,831 --> 00:20:27,138 And I'll start with that Cartier diamond choker. 496 00:20:27,181 --> 00:20:29,271 [laughs] Absolutely not. 497 00:20:29,314 --> 00:20:30,707 Sir, this is hand-crafted platinum. 498 00:20:33,579 --> 00:20:35,799 But... the diamonds-- each of them are engraved 499 00:20:35,842 --> 00:20:37,540 with the letters of my name in it. 500 00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:39,324 Sir, this necklace-- this necklace is me. 501 00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:41,370 I could call your supposed co-signer, Kelly Pitts. 502 00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:43,937 You know it's a federal crime to forge loan documents? 503 00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:46,026 Okay, fine, here, take it. 504 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,506 And I'll take your casino winnings. 505 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,334 No, abso... No. This is the only money 506 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,857 I have in this world, and I will die for it. 507 00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,555 -Fine by me. -No, no. 508 00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:55,775 Brittany? [laughs] 509 00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,560 Girl, what are you doing here? 510 00:20:57,603 --> 00:20:59,431 And why is this man all over you? 511 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:02,173 Aunt Tasha, w-what are you doing in Vegas? 512 00:21:02,216 --> 00:21:04,393 I'm here on business. I'm sorry, but who are you 513 00:21:04,436 --> 00:21:06,699 and why are you manhandling my best friend's child? 514 00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:09,006 I'm sorry, ma'am, you'll have to take that up with Miss Pitts. 515 00:21:09,049 --> 00:21:10,964 Cash or the cops. 516 00:21:13,619 --> 00:21:14,664 Wow. 517 00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:18,102 I'll email you a receipt. 518 00:21:18,145 --> 00:21:20,278 Next installment's due in my office, end of the week. 519 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:24,543 -Who you calling? -Your mama. 520 00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:26,240 No... no, no. Okay, okay, I owe the bank some money, 521 00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:28,025 he's a debt collector, and I haven't told my parents yet. 522 00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:29,940 [scoffs] Oh, hell no. [short chuckle] 523 00:21:29,983 --> 00:21:31,420 Hey, where you going? 524 00:21:31,463 --> 00:21:33,596 I'm going to mind my damn business. 525 00:21:33,639 --> 00:21:35,424 Can I get a ride? 526 00:21:35,467 --> 00:21:39,210 Aunt Tasha, can I get a... Aunt Tasha, can I ride with you? 527 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,214 So, how much money you owe? 528 00:21:43,257 --> 00:21:44,215 [sighs] Not much, just 529 00:21:44,258 --> 00:21:48,262 $932,410.06. 530 00:21:48,306 --> 00:21:50,569 Wait, how the hell is a girl three years out of college 531 00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:52,354 -a million dollars in debt? -I don't know. 532 00:21:52,397 --> 00:21:54,704 I have rich friends, and they thought I was rich, 533 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,401 so the next thing I know, I'm keeping up with the Kardashians. 534 00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,621 You know, they get a condo, I get a condo. 535 00:21:58,664 --> 00:21:59,752 I got a black card. 536 00:21:59,796 --> 00:22:01,406 -I took the girls to Italy. -Rome? 537 00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:03,582 Oh, no, no, Tuscany. But it was so beautiful... 538 00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,410 Girl, you are your mother's child. 539 00:22:05,454 --> 00:22:07,151 -[laughing] -I am. 540 00:22:07,194 --> 00:22:09,240 I am, and I was a boss like her, too. 541 00:22:09,283 --> 00:22:10,720 Yeah, but then, you know, 542 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,286 -COVID hit. -Mm. 543 00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:14,463 My business died. And everything just kind of snowballed. 544 00:22:14,506 --> 00:22:16,290 -Yeah. -But please, please don't tell my parents, 545 00:22:16,334 --> 00:22:17,509 'cause I really don't want to deal with them like this. 546 00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:20,382 Hey, look, you a grown-ass woman 547 00:22:20,425 --> 00:22:21,992 with some grown-ass problems, it ain't my business. 548 00:22:22,035 --> 00:22:24,211 -[chuckles] -Thanks, Aunt Tasha. 549 00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:26,823 But, you know, you should invest in my business. 550 00:22:26,866 --> 00:22:28,564 -Oh, Lord, here we go. -Mm-mmm. 551 00:22:28,607 --> 00:22:30,087 Wait, wait, wait, hear me out, hear me out. 552 00:22:30,130 --> 00:22:31,828 So, you know how most elite players and high-rollers-- 553 00:22:31,871 --> 00:22:33,830 they have very packed schedules, right? 554 00:22:33,873 --> 00:22:35,571 Leaving very little time for other things. 555 00:22:35,614 --> 00:22:38,312 Enter... 828 Style. 556 00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:40,576 For a very small fee, we provide beautiful, 557 00:22:40,619 --> 00:22:43,143 cultured, educated women who can provide 558 00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:45,450 various services-- I mean, braid services, 559 00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:47,887 maid services, massage, hell, even a date. 560 00:22:47,931 --> 00:22:49,846 Mm, that sound like a ho house. 561 00:22:49,889 --> 00:22:52,805 No! No, absolutely not. The women do not have sex. 562 00:22:52,849 --> 00:22:54,590 They're pre-vetted, and me and my friends 563 00:22:54,633 --> 00:22:56,461 -did it in college. -Women getting paid 564 00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:58,420 to service men's needs? "Ho house." 565 00:22:58,463 --> 00:23:00,247 -No, Aunt Tasha... -Look, damn it, 566 00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:02,685 the answer is no, okay? But, if you need a job, 567 00:23:02,728 --> 00:23:05,078 I need an assistant. It pays $900. 568 00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:07,777 Okay. 569 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,735 Yeah, I could do 900 an hour. 570 00:23:09,779 --> 00:23:11,258 900 a week, fool. 571 00:23:11,302 --> 00:23:12,825 Okay? Now, you can take it or leave it. 572 00:23:12,869 --> 00:23:15,045 Hell, I got things to do, girl. 573 00:23:15,088 --> 00:23:18,004 Okay, I'll take it, but, um, 574 00:23:18,048 --> 00:23:20,398 can we, like, you know, work on the title? 575 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:23,227 You know, "assistant," it's just... 576 00:23:23,270 --> 00:23:25,751 How about we say, uh, "executive..." 577 00:23:25,795 --> 00:23:28,450 -Mm-hmm. -"...assistant," okay? 578 00:23:28,493 --> 00:23:30,843 Now, here's your first task. Get your phone. 579 00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:32,671 ♪ 580 00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:37,459 One case of Ace of Spades, 581 00:23:37,502 --> 00:23:39,025 courtesy of Tasha Mack. 582 00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:40,810 Sweet. Quinn? 583 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:43,769 What's this? 584 00:23:43,813 --> 00:23:45,336 GARRET: 30 grand. You need more? 585 00:23:45,379 --> 00:23:47,599 Uh, what I need is an explanation. 586 00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:50,080 I thought you knew. My party planner is dragging. 587 00:23:50,123 --> 00:23:52,517 She needs a kick-start. Contact's inside. 588 00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:54,650 Garret, I'm not your gofer. 589 00:23:54,693 --> 00:23:56,695 You want me to tell Tasha that? 590 00:23:56,739 --> 00:23:59,655 Right. And we need live music. 591 00:23:59,698 --> 00:24:01,570 Someone dope. I want it to be, 592 00:24:01,613 --> 00:24:03,136 as you Americans say, lit. 593 00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,878 Wait, so she gets paid 30 grand 594 00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:07,706 -just to have food and fun at a party tomorrow? -Facts. 595 00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,403 And give her the champagne. 596 00:24:09,447 --> 00:24:12,102 All right. 597 00:24:12,145 --> 00:24:14,147 I'll take care of it. 598 00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:27,944 [whispering]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 599 00:24:27,987 --> 00:24:29,815 Jamison steps up, he's open, 600 00:24:29,859 --> 00:24:31,469 he goes, he has the ball. 601 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,732 Breaks one... Jamison catches the ball. 602 00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:35,995 Oh, Fields scores! Fields scores! 603 00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:38,868 Fury win! Yeah! Crowd goes nuts! 604 00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:40,086 Yeah, baby. 605 00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:41,740 [laughing] 606 00:24:41,784 --> 00:24:44,264 All right, shh. Am I okay mentally? 607 00:24:44,308 --> 00:24:46,832 -Shit, I'm great. -Bro, they tried to play you, 608 00:24:46,876 --> 00:24:48,791 but you the player, you don't get played. 609 00:24:48,834 --> 00:24:51,358 Mm, you know what I'm-a do? I'm gonna take Fatty's Burger, 610 00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:53,578 I'm gonna turn six into 600, 611 00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:55,537 and I'm-a buy my own damn team. 612 00:24:55,580 --> 00:24:57,756 'Cause you Malik El DeBarge, right? 613 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,018 Right. 614 00:24:59,062 --> 00:25:01,455 'Cause I'm Malik El Debarge. 615 00:25:01,499 --> 00:25:02,892 Right! 616 00:25:02,935 --> 00:25:04,720 [siren chirps] 617 00:25:04,763 --> 00:25:06,722 Shit. 618 00:25:06,765 --> 00:25:08,506 Here, take this, I can't get caught smoking. 619 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:10,377 -I'm Malik Wright. -Mm-mmm, you on your own 620 00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:12,510 with the po-po, bro. 621 00:25:17,602 --> 00:25:18,777 [coughing] 622 00:25:18,821 --> 00:25:21,650 -[car door opens] -[clears throat] 623 00:25:21,693 --> 00:25:23,347 -Gracias, Mikey. -Okay, look. 624 00:25:23,390 --> 00:25:25,610 I have $30,000 and a $10,000 case of champagne, 625 00:25:25,654 --> 00:25:27,220 and what I don't spend, I keep. 626 00:25:27,264 --> 00:25:28,831 No, I-I love you, but you're just, 627 00:25:28,874 --> 00:25:30,615 you're not a party planner. 628 00:25:30,659 --> 00:25:32,008 No. I am now, 629 00:25:32,051 --> 00:25:33,749 since I fired his party planner. 630 00:25:33,792 --> 00:25:35,707 -[laughing] -Look, I wasn't the CEO 631 00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:38,362 of 828 Style until I was. You know, that's what I do. 632 00:25:38,405 --> 00:25:40,016 I see a need, I fill a need. 633 00:25:40,059 --> 00:25:41,887 and right now, Raq, I really need your help 634 00:25:41,931 --> 00:25:43,497 -planning this party. -Look, I'm just... 635 00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:45,978 I'm focused on singing right now. 636 00:25:46,022 --> 00:25:48,590 Raquel, you're waiting tables, babe. 637 00:25:48,633 --> 00:25:50,809 -I'm paying my dues. -Okay, and I'm just saying 638 00:25:50,853 --> 00:25:52,811 you can do that with some cash in your pocket. 639 00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:54,596 Look, I need a performer, right? 640 00:25:54,639 --> 00:25:57,250 I book you, I pay you, then, Raq, 641 00:25:57,294 --> 00:25:58,817 rent is covered for the month. 642 00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:01,037 Okay, keep talking. 643 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,386 Look, all I need you to do is call the girls 644 00:26:02,429 --> 00:26:03,735 and get 'em on the first plane to Vegas. 645 00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:05,302 And, oh, do you think we can get a discount 646 00:26:05,345 --> 00:26:06,520 if we move the party to here? 647 00:26:06,564 --> 00:26:09,001 Pro football players in this place? 648 00:26:09,045 --> 00:26:11,525 Ha! Montana's gonna love you. 649 00:26:11,569 --> 00:26:13,266 Girl, here we go, 'cause we about to milk this town 650 00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:14,398 like a cow, you hear me? 651 00:26:14,441 --> 00:26:17,183 [both mooing] 652 00:26:17,227 --> 00:26:19,142 -[laughing] -Thank you. 653 00:26:27,933 --> 00:26:29,587 [Malik sighs] 654 00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:34,331 Is there a problem, officer? 655 00:26:34,374 --> 00:26:36,202 You failed to signal at the turn. 656 00:26:37,682 --> 00:26:38,988 Huh. 657 00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:40,772 Sir, is that marijuana I smell? 658 00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:43,775 Uh... no. 659 00:26:43,819 --> 00:26:46,691 No, that's... air freshener. 660 00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:48,737 Yeah, it's a new scent called Herbs of Eden. 661 00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:51,653 Right. Step out of the car, sir. 662 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:00,879 Hey, yo, dawg... 663 00:27:00,923 --> 00:27:03,708 [grunts] Oh! 664 00:27:03,752 --> 00:27:05,057 Shut up. 665 00:27:05,101 --> 00:27:08,495 You're under arrest for smoking and driving. 666 00:27:08,539 --> 00:27:10,149 You have the right to remain silent. 667 00:27:10,193 --> 00:27:11,934 Anything you say can and will 668 00:27:11,977 --> 00:27:13,936 be used against you in a court of law. 669 00:27:13,979 --> 00:27:16,112 -That's bullshit, bro! -You have the right 670 00:27:16,155 --> 00:27:18,114 to an attorney. If you can't afford one, 671 00:27:18,157 --> 00:27:19,724 one will be provided to you. 672 00:27:19,768 --> 00:27:21,421 MALIK: Aah! My arm! 673 00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:28,385 ♪ We been through hard times, but we made it♪ 674 00:27:28,428 --> 00:27:29,734 -♪ Say it, don't judge me♪ -♪ Don't judge me♪ 675 00:27:29,778 --> 00:27:31,693 ♪ Live the crazy, crazy lifestyle♪ 676 00:27:31,736 --> 00:27:33,216 -♪ Tell 'em don't judge me♪ -♪ Don't judge me♪ 677 00:27:33,259 --> 00:27:35,174 ♪ Been through it all, standing up tall♪ 678 00:27:35,218 --> 00:27:36,610 -♪ So tell 'em don't judge me♪ -♪ Don't judge me♪ 679 00:27:36,654 --> 00:27:38,482 ♪ If I was you, I wouldn't judge♪ 680 00:27:38,525 --> 00:27:40,005 -♪ So what if you was me?♪ -♪ Don't judge me♪ 681 00:27:40,049 --> 00:27:41,833 ♪ Now follow the leader, I was in jail♪ 682 00:27:41,877 --> 00:27:43,617 ♪ They made me a part of the cell like I'm an amoeba♪ 683 00:27:43,661 --> 00:27:45,750 ♪ I blew 40 mil and I'll do it again♪ 684 00:27:45,794 --> 00:27:47,317 ♪ Okay, maybe I won't♪ 685 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,927 ♪ I had injuries and setbacks♪ 686 00:27:48,971 --> 00:27:50,755 ♪ Step back, bounce back, regular♪ 687 00:27:50,799 --> 00:27:52,452 ♪ Escalate another level up♪ 688 00:27:52,496 --> 00:27:54,498 ♪ On my cellular, like when X is up♪ 689 00:27:54,541 --> 00:27:56,021 ♪ I fought addiction and beat it♪ 690 00:27:56,065 --> 00:27:57,762 ♪ I can say mission completed♪ 691 00:27:57,806 --> 00:27:59,633 ♪ I thank you, God, that I'm still here♪ 692 00:27:59,677 --> 00:28:01,113 ♪ After punching a dude in their wheelchair♪ 693 00:28:01,157 --> 00:28:03,072 ♪ I'm still sorry about that♪ 694 00:28:03,115 --> 00:28:04,769 ♪ Yes, there's blessings on blessings on blessings♪ 695 00:28:04,813 --> 00:28:06,553 ♪ Lead, teach the foundation♪ 696 00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:08,294 ♪ Got kids, lessons on lessons on lessons♪ 697 00:28:08,338 --> 00:28:10,122 ♪ We puttin' 'em all through college♪ 698 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:11,950 ♪ So they can all be scholars♪ 699 00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:15,171 ♪ I'm at the graduation, y'all better all have honors♪ 700 00:28:15,214 --> 00:28:16,999 ♪ Fatty Burgers, we employ a thousand♪ 701 00:28:17,042 --> 00:28:18,914 ♪ We employ a thousand, that's a ton♪ 702 00:28:18,957 --> 00:28:21,046 -♪ Come down and get you some♪ -We got burgers, fries... 703 00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:22,918 ♪ We been through hard times but we made it♪ 704 00:28:22,961 --> 00:28:24,484 -♪ Say it, don't judge me♪ -♪ Don't judge me♪ 705 00:28:24,528 --> 00:28:26,399 ♪ Did the crazy, crazy lifestyle♪ 706 00:28:26,443 --> 00:28:27,923 -♪ Tell 'em don't judge me♪ -♪ Don't judge me♪ 707 00:28:27,966 --> 00:28:29,925 ♪ Been through it all, standing up tall♪ 708 00:28:29,968 --> 00:28:31,448 -♪ So tell 'em don't judge me♪ -♪ Don't judge me♪ 709 00:28:31,491 --> 00:28:33,319 ♪ If I was you, I wouldn't judge♪ 710 00:28:33,363 --> 00:28:34,973 -♪ So what if you was me?♪ -♪ Don't judge me♪ 711 00:28:35,017 --> 00:28:36,888 ♪ We been through hard times but we made it♪ 712 00:28:36,932 --> 00:28:38,585 -♪ Say it, don't judge me♪ -♪ Don't judge me♪ 713 00:28:38,629 --> 00:28:40,500 ♪ Lived a crazy, crazy lifestyle♪ 714 00:28:40,544 --> 00:28:41,893 -♪ Tell 'em don't judge me♪ -♪ Don't judge me♪ 715 00:28:41,937 --> 00:28:43,808 ♪ If I was you, I wouldn't judge♪ 716 00:28:43,852 --> 00:28:45,810 -♪ So what if you was me?♪ -♪ Don't judge me♪ 717 00:28:45,854 --> 00:28:47,769 [echoing]: ♪ Don't judge me.♪ 718 00:28:47,812 --> 00:28:48,770 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org