1 00:00:04,047 --> 00:00:05,352 ♪ Work for that money 2 00:00:05,396 --> 00:00:06,875 ♪ Get that money for the work 3 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:08,399 ♪ Then I spit the hottest verse ♪ 4 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:10,575 ♪ When I'm flying around the earth ♪ 5 00:00:10,618 --> 00:00:12,620 ♪ Cash in hand, I turn a penny to a grand ♪ 6 00:00:12,664 --> 00:00:14,187 ♪ When I'm ready, I'm-a land 7 00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:15,841 ♪ Rocking steady for my fans ♪ 8 00:00:15,884 --> 00:00:18,626 ♪ Never hesitate 'bout these dead presidents ♪ 9 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:20,367 ♪ Touch my Benjamins, yeah ♪ 10 00:00:20,411 --> 00:00:21,803 ♪ I'll be endin' them 11 00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:23,283 ♪ Choppin' up, I'm blendin' them ♪ 12 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:25,590 ♪ Eating up like Benjamins, yeah ♪ 13 00:00:25,633 --> 00:00:28,158 - [grunts] - Jamison. 14 00:00:28,201 --> 00:00:29,376 Jamison! 15 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:31,117 ♪ Hit another flow 16 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:32,858 - ♪ Shine so bright... - What's up! 17 00:00:35,817 --> 00:00:36,992 My fault, Zeke. [chuckles] 18 00:00:37,036 --> 00:00:37,993 Was I too loud? 19 00:00:38,037 --> 00:00:39,560 No, you were too long. Look, 20 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:41,649 coaches are arriving soon. It's time to go. 21 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:43,564 You're flying into West Georgia Regional, 22 00:00:43,608 --> 00:00:44,913 and I reserved you a pickup truck. 23 00:00:44,957 --> 00:00:47,133 A pickup? I told you a Benz. 24 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:49,266 Yes, but this is the South. A truck? 25 00:00:49,309 --> 00:00:51,920 A truck says, "Honey, I know the rules and I play by them." 26 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:54,445 Hmm. Okay. I see you, baby boss. 27 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,447 All right, but next time, Benz means Benz. 28 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,753 - Now say it with me. - BOTH: Benz means Benz. 29 00:00:59,711 --> 00:01:01,104 Mm-hmm. 30 00:01:01,147 --> 00:01:03,410 You been at it for five hours, Jay. 31 00:01:03,454 --> 00:01:05,238 Yeah, you just as hungry as you was in high school. 32 00:01:05,282 --> 00:01:06,718 I try, man. 33 00:01:06,761 --> 00:01:08,502 I used to be that hungry. 34 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:09,938 Yeah. 35 00:01:09,982 --> 00:01:11,201 No offense, Zeke, but you don't look like 36 00:01:11,244 --> 00:01:12,419 you been that hungry in a minute, bro. 37 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:14,508 - [both laugh] - Oh, well, you got jokes. 38 00:01:14,552 --> 00:01:16,336 Look, on the real, 39 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:17,816 training camp's starting soon, 40 00:01:17,859 --> 00:01:19,252 it's the last day I can let you in. 41 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:21,385 - Come on, man. - Gotta find a new gym. 42 00:01:21,428 --> 00:01:22,864 What--what if I come midnight to three? 43 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:25,171 No can do. I need this job. 44 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:27,173 No, I--I appreciate it. 45 00:01:27,217 --> 00:01:28,131 Thank you. 46 00:01:29,349 --> 00:01:30,611 Bye, Zeke. 47 00:01:30,655 --> 00:01:33,092 Oh, and your Mack Attack Study Sack. 48 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:34,180 In there there's a tablet 49 00:01:34,224 --> 00:01:36,139 with videos, all things Keith Kincaid 50 00:01:36,182 --> 00:01:38,141 from his Pop Warner days to his fishing trips 51 00:01:38,184 --> 00:01:39,316 to his first birthday party. 52 00:01:39,359 --> 00:01:41,187 As well as a sports drink mock-up 53 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:43,363 and peanut butter logs. Homemade. 54 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:46,018 Flight time is approximately four hours, 55 00:01:46,061 --> 00:01:47,367 which means we've got plenty of time 56 00:01:47,411 --> 00:01:48,803 - to go over your pitch. - "We"? 57 00:01:48,847 --> 00:01:51,415 No, no, no, see, me is going to Georgia. 58 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:52,851 You are staying right here. 59 00:01:52,894 --> 00:01:54,592 No...why? 60 00:01:54,635 --> 00:01:56,985 The White Party is not gonna plan itself, right? 61 00:01:57,029 --> 00:01:58,900 Okay. Now pick up my dry cleaning 62 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:00,467 and don't forget Malik's signed jerseys. 63 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:02,643 Oh, and I need you to clean and organize 64 00:02:02,687 --> 00:02:03,818 all of my earrings. 65 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:05,516 Organize? How, by hoops and dangles? 66 00:02:06,734 --> 00:02:08,083 Alphabetical. 67 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:09,302 Diamond, gold, and platinum. 68 00:02:09,346 --> 00:02:11,435 Now handle your business, New School, 69 00:02:11,478 --> 00:02:14,264 so you can handle mine. 70 00:02:14,307 --> 00:02:15,917 You know, I'd do a better job of handling yours 71 00:02:15,961 --> 00:02:17,223 if I was going with you. 72 00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:19,312 Hmm. Okay. 73 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:23,098 There are two emergency exits on this plane, 74 00:02:23,142 --> 00:02:24,361 so please take a moment to locate them 75 00:02:24,404 --> 00:02:26,537 and then get the hell off of my aircraft. 76 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,756 Take your ass to work. Thank you! 77 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,671 For not flying Tasha Mack Airlines. 78 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:33,718 Bye bye. [chuckles] Have a nice day! 79 00:02:33,761 --> 00:02:35,850 Don't get nothing on you, girl. 80 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:38,244 ♪ I see her 81 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:40,725 ♪ She came with her ... 82 00:02:40,768 --> 00:02:45,077 ♪ Mmm, but she gon' slide right to my side, I know ♪ 83 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:46,687 ♪ She pulled up with her friends ♪ 84 00:02:46,731 --> 00:02:48,428 ♪ Nah, she gotta go, ask me her name ♪ 85 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:50,343 ♪ I swear I don't even ... know ♪ 86 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:51,910 - It's tilted. - Really? 87 00:02:51,953 --> 00:02:53,346 Y'all think it's tilted? 88 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:54,913 Yeah, I think it's tilted. 89 00:02:54,956 --> 00:02:56,610 I think he's tilted. 90 00:02:56,654 --> 00:02:58,960 Where'd he learn to do all that handyman shit, anyway? 91 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:00,962 Oh, it's definitely tilted. 92 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:01,963 But you get what you pay for. 93 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:03,400 Thank you, Miss Brittany. 94 00:03:03,443 --> 00:03:04,923 It's a smidge to the left. 95 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:07,230 Is that better? 96 00:03:07,273 --> 00:03:08,579 Perfect. 97 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:10,972 Malik, I got the jerseys, 98 00:03:11,016 --> 00:03:12,844 and now I'm off to clean ear wax 99 00:03:12,887 --> 00:03:14,106 off your mother's diamond studs. 100 00:03:14,149 --> 00:03:15,977 - Ah. Earring duty. - Mm. 101 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:17,196 - Yeah. - Yo, good luck with that. 102 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,937 Good luck with, um, 103 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:19,938 whatever this is. 104 00:03:19,981 --> 00:03:20,895 [both chuckle] 105 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:23,985 So, Malik, I cut the yard, 106 00:03:24,029 --> 00:03:25,291 fixed the door, 107 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:28,294 the TV is perfect. Anything else? 108 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:29,643 Nah, just take care of them boxes 109 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:30,644 and you're good to go, bruh. 110 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:32,255 Yes, sir. 111 00:03:32,298 --> 00:03:33,908 Hey, look, man. 112 00:03:33,952 --> 00:03:35,258 I really appreciate this. 113 00:03:35,301 --> 00:03:37,434 With the extra cash, I can finally join a gym. 114 00:03:37,477 --> 00:03:38,783 I can train with a position coach. 115 00:03:38,826 --> 00:03:40,828 Well, dawg, don't thank me. Thank my moms. 116 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:43,004 It was her idea. 117 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:44,658 Too much testosterone makes me nervous. 118 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:46,530 Yo, Malik, hit that volume. 119 00:03:46,573 --> 00:03:48,532 It's Emmanuel Acho. I think he talking you up. 120 00:03:48,575 --> 00:03:49,794 [Emmanuel on TV] ...and I gotta be honest: 121 00:03:49,837 --> 00:03:51,665 Malik Wright is an embarrassment. 122 00:03:51,709 --> 00:03:54,146 Players don't get ownership chances like this often. 123 00:03:54,189 --> 00:03:56,279 And when they do, it's Malik Wright? 124 00:03:56,322 --> 00:03:58,933 A paraplegic-punching, womanizing, 125 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:00,544 immature playboy? 126 00:04:00,587 --> 00:04:01,980 Playboy? Who the hell you calling a playboy? 127 00:04:02,023 --> 00:04:03,982 Hear me when I say this: 128 00:04:04,025 --> 00:04:05,636 this experiment is guaranteed 129 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:07,986 to humiliate Black folks everywhere. 130 00:04:08,029 --> 00:04:10,815 Is this really the face you want of Black ownership? 131 00:04:10,858 --> 00:04:13,774 My answer? An emphatic, resounding, 132 00:04:13,818 --> 00:04:16,037 unapologetic no. 133 00:04:16,081 --> 00:04:18,605 And don't tweet at me, don't DM me, 134 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:21,129 -don't text me. - Fuck you! 135 00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:22,479 -WOMAN: Oh, my gosh. -I said what I said. 136 00:04:22,522 --> 00:04:24,655 We'll be back onToday in Sports. 137 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,744 Glad we got that extended warranty. 138 00:04:26,787 --> 00:04:28,093 Bitch-ass. 139 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:31,357 [theme music plays] 140 00:04:39,974 --> 00:04:42,716 ♪ You tell me, take it easy 141 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,544 ♪ Day by day 142 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:45,893 Can you believe this? 143 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:47,939 I'm nothing more than a glorified errand girl. 144 00:04:47,982 --> 00:04:49,593 Wish I could be a shoulder to cry on. 145 00:04:49,636 --> 00:04:51,116 I just have to focus on this showcase-- 146 00:04:51,159 --> 00:04:53,379 I mean, like, yes, I messed up, okay? 147 00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:55,773 But I still have a lot to offer, right? 148 00:04:55,816 --> 00:04:57,992 But how do you explain that to Tasha Mack? 149 00:04:58,036 --> 00:05:00,430 ♪ You need Tasha Mack 150 00:05:00,473 --> 00:05:03,346 ♪ Or she'll fire you 151 00:05:03,389 --> 00:05:05,304 ♪ You need Tasha Mack 152 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:08,089 ♪ Or we ain't got food 153 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:09,264 - [giggles] - So annoying. 154 00:05:09,308 --> 00:05:11,441 See, Kate, I'm changing the game, okay? 155 00:05:11,484 --> 00:05:13,834 So Mogulmagazine has got to rank me higher 156 00:05:13,878 --> 00:05:15,662 than 14 this year. 157 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:17,925 All right, y'all got Oprah at number one? 158 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:20,319 [scoffs] You need to compare those résumés, 159 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:22,887 'cause Tasha Mack whoops Oprah Winfrey's ass 160 00:05:22,930 --> 00:05:24,932 all day long and then twice on Sundays. 161 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:26,630 Well, it sounds like you're intent on reaching 162 00:05:26,673 --> 00:05:29,067 the top of our 100 Most Powerful Women's issue, 163 00:05:29,110 --> 00:05:31,199 and frankly, a little obsessed with Oprah. 164 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:34,420 Don't confuse obsession with inspiration, okay? 165 00:05:34,464 --> 00:05:36,509 And my inspiration is going down this year. 166 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:37,945 - Garret. - Yo. 167 00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:39,730 A lion don't smash the same lion 168 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:42,080 his whole damn life, so why the hell should I? 169 00:05:42,123 --> 00:05:43,864 That wasn't the subtext of the podcast. 170 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:47,433 Oh, well, what was the subtext of the podcast, Idris Elbow? 171 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:49,130 It was about abstaining from sex. 172 00:05:49,174 --> 00:05:51,089 Or any ejaculation, for that matter. 173 00:05:51,132 --> 00:05:52,177 - Hmm. - Have you seriously 174 00:05:52,220 --> 00:05:53,352 never heard of No Nut November? 175 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:54,962 - No Nut what? - November. 176 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:57,008 Why would anybody intentionally abstain 177 00:05:57,051 --> 00:05:58,879 from the most pleasurable act in existence? 178 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:00,881 That's why God made women, 179 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:02,622 and He wanted them to have fun, too, 180 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:04,058 so he created me. 181 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:05,582 Because they want emotional clarity, 182 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:07,061 willpower, intellect. 183 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:08,585 MALIK: Blue balls? [chuckles] 184 00:06:08,628 --> 00:06:09,803 You talkin' about No Nut November? 185 00:06:09,847 --> 00:06:11,849 - Oh! Not you too, man! - Yes. 186 00:06:11,892 --> 00:06:13,198 It's a thing. It's a thing. 187 00:06:13,241 --> 00:06:14,591 It's not even November. 188 00:06:14,634 --> 00:06:16,854 - Oh, it's here. - Wh-What is? 189 00:06:16,897 --> 00:06:18,464 Well, you said you hated your furniture, 190 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:19,987 so I ordered a few pieces to, you know, 191 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:21,467 828 Style this place up. 192 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:23,034 - Surprise. - Oh! 193 00:06:23,077 --> 00:06:24,688 My stuff is kinda old. 194 00:06:24,731 --> 00:06:26,733 I'm pretty sure my grandma invented sex on that couch. 195 00:06:28,256 --> 00:06:29,693 Ew. 196 00:06:29,736 --> 00:06:31,608 - Abuelita. - So... 197 00:06:31,651 --> 00:06:33,261 - how should we arrange it? - I would love to, 198 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:34,915 I just--I really have to finish this song. 199 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:38,092 But I trust you. Just make it your home. 200 00:06:38,136 --> 00:06:40,878 [phone ringing] 201 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:43,968 This is Brittany. 202 00:06:44,011 --> 00:06:46,623 Name another Black person, all right, 203 00:06:46,666 --> 00:06:48,320 that has signed a number one 204 00:06:48,363 --> 00:06:50,583 overall drafted white quarterback. 205 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,280 You can't! 206 00:06:52,324 --> 00:06:54,805 All right, this my Jackie Robinson moment, girl. 207 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:57,329 So you're saying that you've officially signed Keith Kincaid, 208 00:06:57,372 --> 00:06:59,244 a player that many are calling the next Peyton Manning, 209 00:06:59,287 --> 00:07:00,506 and I can quote you? 210 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:03,161 Hell, you can chisel it on Mount Rushmore. 211 00:07:03,204 --> 00:07:05,250 I might be the first Black person there, too. 212 00:07:05,293 --> 00:07:07,382 - Okay? [laughs] - [phone rings] 213 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:09,123 Oh, excuse me, Kate. 214 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:11,604 I'll be back in two shakes of a lamb's tail. 215 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:15,434 - This better be good. -BRITTANY: Tasha, 216 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:16,783 Keith Kincaid called. 217 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:18,045 He's canceling his meeting. 218 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:19,003 He's signing with somebody else. 219 00:07:19,046 --> 00:07:20,874 The hell he is. Okay, look. 220 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:22,572 Don't nobody cancel on Tasha Mack. 221 00:07:22,615 --> 00:07:24,530 I need you to get me his address, okay? 222 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:26,184 - I'm on it. - Thank you. 223 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,756 Hey. I'm sorry, Kate. Now where were we? 224 00:07:32,799 --> 00:07:34,540 You were channeling Jackie Robinson, 225 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:36,586 and I was just about to quote you. 226 00:07:36,629 --> 00:07:38,805 You know, we just might want to put that on ice 227 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:40,459 for a minute, okay? But, uh, 228 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:45,029 the Tasha Mack Agency will be singing Keith Kincaid. 229 00:07:45,072 --> 00:07:46,421 My career highlights to get into Baltimore: 230 00:07:46,465 --> 00:07:47,727 I had five sacks, ten tackles, 231 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:49,773 - and an interception. - Oh. 232 00:07:49,816 --> 00:07:51,601 And you think that's because you were backed up. 233 00:07:51,644 --> 00:07:53,994 Hmm? [chuckles] 234 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:55,169 "No Nut November: 235 00:07:55,213 --> 00:07:57,824 How I Took My Life Back in 30 Days"? 236 00:07:57,868 --> 00:08:00,523 What else you got up in that hobo sack? A Walkman? 237 00:08:00,566 --> 00:08:02,568 An MC Hammer cassette tape? Huh? 238 00:08:02,612 --> 00:08:04,962 Just remember: The squirrel with no nuts 239 00:08:05,005 --> 00:08:06,877 climbs a tree faster than his enemies. 240 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,967 Ah! Well, the squirrel with no nuts is stupid. 241 00:08:10,010 --> 00:08:11,534 And eventually he gonna starve to death. 242 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,102 Whoo! All right. 243 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:17,017 Oh, yeah, uh, I regripped all your clubs. 244 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:19,106 Ah, familiar with the gentleman's game, eh? 245 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:20,630 Oh, yes, sir. I played back in high school. 246 00:08:20,673 --> 00:08:22,109 Back-to-back state champs. 247 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:24,895 Oh, you might want to join us at the Owner's Open. 248 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,723 Might learn something watching me 249 00:08:26,766 --> 00:08:28,725 chop it up with the one-percenters, huh? 250 00:08:28,768 --> 00:08:30,553 Might also not. 251 00:08:30,596 --> 00:08:31,989 No, I would definitely love to, 252 00:08:32,032 --> 00:08:33,207 but I can't wear this. 253 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:34,992 You don't have to wear that, man. 254 00:08:35,035 --> 00:08:37,211 I got something for you. And listen, 255 00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:39,344 if you come, you better be a fly on the wall. 256 00:08:39,387 --> 00:08:40,954 I don't want to hear a peep out of you, bruh, 257 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:42,086 and don't you bring your ass down there 258 00:08:42,129 --> 00:08:43,391 - and embarrass me, okay? - Yes, sir. 259 00:08:43,435 --> 00:08:44,871 All right, man. 260 00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:50,921 Boom! That's what I'm talking 'bout, 261 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:53,358 and I nutted this morning for breakfast. 262 00:08:53,401 --> 00:08:55,403 I call it Jizzing in July. 263 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,014 Ah! Ah! Ah! 264 00:08:57,057 --> 00:08:58,363 Huh? You like that? 265 00:08:58,406 --> 00:09:00,583 [Malik laughs] 266 00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:03,977 Thank you. 267 00:09:07,502 --> 00:09:08,460 Hey, girl. 268 00:09:08,503 --> 00:09:10,201 What the hell did you do? 269 00:09:10,244 --> 00:09:12,420 You know, I thought I'd 828 Style the whole place up. 270 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:14,248 Girl, look. 271 00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:15,772 See the color scheme? You see? 272 00:09:15,815 --> 00:09:17,425 It's the whole seaside vibe that you love! 273 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:20,472 Yeah. Where's my stuff? My coffee table? 274 00:09:20,515 --> 00:09:21,560 That old foot locker you said 275 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:22,735 you would get rid of since college? 276 00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,519 Girl, don't worry. 277 00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:26,217 The mission needed that stuff way more than we did. 278 00:09:26,260 --> 00:09:28,262 You donated my stuff to the mission. 279 00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:29,089 Yeah. 280 00:09:30,351 --> 00:09:32,440 I gotta get my trunk. 281 00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:35,139 Raquel...wait. 282 00:09:35,182 --> 00:09:37,576 ♪♪♪ 283 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:49,327 I'm telling you, that vintage Rolie, 284 00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:50,328 that's the way to go. 285 00:09:50,371 --> 00:09:51,459 [chuckles] 286 00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:53,331 ♪♪♪ 287 00:09:53,374 --> 00:09:54,941 - Oh ho! - Ho, ho, ho! 288 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:56,856 MAN ON PA: Playing in Group Three, 289 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,292 -Colonel Ulysses Thatcher... -[applause] 290 00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:00,947 Mr. Garret Evans, Mr. Trey Smith, 291 00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:03,863 and Mr. El "Dee-bar-gee" Wright. 292 00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:06,083 El DeBarge, man! Like the singer! 293 00:10:07,388 --> 00:10:09,477 Malik, they didn't call my name on the list. 294 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,044 Yeah. That's 'cause you're not playing. 295 00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:12,959 Hey, fellas... 296 00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:15,527 Y'all remember Jamison. He's my caddie. 297 00:10:15,570 --> 00:10:16,963 You gentlemen didn't bring caddies? 298 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:19,879 Mine couldn't make it. He got stuck in 1965. 299 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,272 [polite laughter] 300 00:10:21,315 --> 00:10:23,143 Why would you bring me if I'm not playing? 301 00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:25,668 Relax, "Beggar" Vance. Listen, you got one job today 302 00:10:25,711 --> 00:10:26,799 and that's to make me look good, all right? 303 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:27,887 Easy money. 304 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,716 - Easy money. - Easy money. 305 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,936 [indistinct sports announcer on radio] 306 00:10:32,979 --> 00:10:35,329 Where is he? Where is he? 307 00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:37,375 Aha! 308 00:10:37,418 --> 00:10:40,552 There's my white whale right there. 309 00:10:40,595 --> 00:10:42,772 [laughs] Oh, I see you. 310 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,297 Miss? What happened to the stuff inside the trunk? 311 00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:47,777 [pressing cash register keys] 312 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:53,521 Raquel? What the hell was in that trunk? 313 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:54,609 A yo-yo. 314 00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:56,263 A yo-yo? 315 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:57,961 Raq, I will give you $100 Cash App 316 00:10:58,004 --> 00:10:59,310 so you can have a trunk full of yo-yos. 317 00:10:59,353 --> 00:11:01,225 Wow, you really think money fixes everything. 318 00:11:01,268 --> 00:11:03,227 No, just everything yo-yo-related. 319 00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:04,663 And why wouldn't you? If my parents bought me 320 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:07,231 something shiny or new every time I lost something, 321 00:11:07,274 --> 00:11:08,711 that would make me a narcissist, too. 322 00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:11,757 I'm sorry, okay? 323 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,150 I'm sorry I threw your things away, 324 00:11:13,193 --> 00:11:15,065 but, Raquel, it is a yo-yo. 325 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:18,416 A yo-yo my mom gave to me, that means everything? 326 00:11:18,459 --> 00:11:20,244 Don't you have anything in your life 327 00:11:20,287 --> 00:11:22,072 that you would do whatever to protect it? 328 00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:24,770 Of course not. 329 00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:26,424 [phone ringing] 330 00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:28,600 How could you when you're constantly running away 331 00:11:28,643 --> 00:11:31,472 from everyone and everything that even tries to come close? 332 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:34,780 [ringing continues] 333 00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:36,434 Not right now, Mom. 334 00:11:36,477 --> 00:11:37,870 Exactly. 335 00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:44,834 What do you say we make this interesting? 336 00:11:44,877 --> 00:11:47,097 Oh, easy, Malik. I smell a setup. 337 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,751 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm all about 338 00:11:48,794 --> 00:11:49,926 making things interesting, Colonel. 339 00:11:49,969 --> 00:11:52,580 Let's, uh-- let's go with 5 Gs a hole. 340 00:11:53,886 --> 00:11:56,889 Well, that's interesting for a player. 341 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:59,892 Owners play for 100 grand a hole. 342 00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:02,808 Oh, shit. Oh, you wanna make it real interesting? Okay. 343 00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,201 [chuckles] 344 00:12:04,244 --> 00:12:05,637 Okay, let's do it. 345 00:12:13,079 --> 00:12:14,951 - [ball falls in hole] - Mm-hmm. 346 00:12:14,994 --> 00:12:17,562 Cash transfers only, son. 347 00:12:17,605 --> 00:12:19,433 - Get your popcorn ready. - MALIK: Ha! 348 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:20,783 Popcorn's already ready. 349 00:12:20,826 --> 00:12:23,133 [laughs] Been popped. 350 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,397 It's gonna be an interesting day, Malik. 351 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,226 Yep. 352 00:12:30,444 --> 00:12:32,969 That's $1.8 million. 353 00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:35,798 Keith Kincaid! 354 00:12:35,841 --> 00:12:38,148 Tasha Mack. We need to talk. 355 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,411 I'm sorry you came all this way for nothing, Ms. Mack, 356 00:12:40,454 --> 00:12:41,978 but, like I'd already told your office, 357 00:12:42,021 --> 00:12:44,110 - I'm done taking meetings. - Okay, no offense, but 358 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,243 I didn't fly four hours and drive my Black ass 359 00:12:46,286 --> 00:12:47,461 all the way through Klan country 360 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,246 to take no for an answer. 361 00:12:49,289 --> 00:12:51,074 Look, I understand, and I respect your hustle, ma'am, 362 00:12:51,117 --> 00:12:53,250 but my mind is made up. 363 00:12:53,293 --> 00:12:56,035 Oh, I respect that you're calling me "ma'am," son. 364 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,384 But I'm not going anywhere 365 00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,125 until I get that meeting you promised me. 366 00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:03,477 All right, well, if you're staying, 367 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,131 go ahead and grab yourself a bucket. 368 00:13:06,306 --> 00:13:08,395 Rosie ain't gonna milk herself. 369 00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:11,181 [stammers] You expect me to milk a cow? 370 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,791 Oh, no, ma'am. No, I expect you 371 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,706 to get back in your little rented pickup right there 372 00:13:14,749 --> 00:13:15,750 and then you can fly back to 373 00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:17,404 wherever it is you flew in from. 374 00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:21,844 Give me that damn bucket. 375 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,281 [huffs] 376 00:13:26,152 --> 00:13:28,111 Rosie? Come on, heifer. 377 00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,028 Aah! 378 00:13:35,509 --> 00:13:36,771 You see it? 379 00:13:43,604 --> 00:13:44,997 COLONEL: So, Garret. 380 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,869 What do you do with all that money I'm paying you? 381 00:13:46,912 --> 00:13:49,480 [Garret chuckles] Well, 382 00:13:49,523 --> 00:13:51,395 I've bought a fair amount of zero-coupon bonds 383 00:13:51,438 --> 00:13:53,223 to set aside for my nieces and nephews 384 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,659 to attend university. 385 00:13:54,702 --> 00:13:57,923 You don't seem like a guy to invest in zero bonds. 386 00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:00,752 I take risks on commodities that become more valuable 387 00:14:00,795 --> 00:14:02,493 as they mature, Colonel. 388 00:14:02,536 --> 00:14:04,538 Yeah, the market's on fire right now. 389 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,845 Oh, as in burning down. 390 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,413 It plummeted 300 points, which means it's time to buy. 391 00:14:09,456 --> 00:14:10,457 Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. 392 00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,155 It's time to buy. 393 00:14:12,198 --> 00:14:13,417 - Real estate. - Real estate. 394 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:15,723 Good call. I'll double my profit this year 395 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:18,030 with the Fury and dump a big chunk of that into real estate. 396 00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,336 Well, that's quite a chunk, Colonel, 397 00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:22,121 considering you did 2.5 billion last year. 398 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,863 I mean, if you believe "Forbes," that is. 399 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,909 - You're a subscriber, right? - Yeah, yeah. 400 00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:28,693 Well, listen, I bought up Bitcoin. 401 00:14:28,736 --> 00:14:29,737 It's the money of the future, am I right? 402 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:34,220 Oh, you really shouldn't deal in volatility, Malik. 403 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:36,048 Listen to him, Malik. 404 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,528 Garret knows what he's talking about. 405 00:14:40,139 --> 00:14:42,576 - Hey, Malik. - Oh. 406 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:43,795 I found your balls. 407 00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:54,893 What? 408 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,286 Got the genes of a pro athlete. 409 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,940 What'd you expect? 410 00:14:57,983 --> 00:15:00,681 Is it-- what is that? What is that? 411 00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,031 Oh! 412 00:15:03,249 --> 00:15:04,642 Steady on, Malik. 413 00:15:04,685 --> 00:15:06,992 How much are you down to the Colonel already? 414 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,168 He's down 300K. 415 00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,909 That's a whole house, where I'm from. 416 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:14,043 Bruh, owners don't have losses. We have write-offs. 417 00:15:14,086 --> 00:15:15,305 Right, but if you actually want to win this hole, 418 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,741 you might want to use an iron. 419 00:15:16,784 --> 00:15:17,829 Dawg, I'm trying to be aggressive. 420 00:15:17,872 --> 00:15:19,135 I'm down a whole house. 421 00:15:19,178 --> 00:15:21,006 Yes, a cheap, broke-down-ass house, 422 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,051 but it's still a house. 423 00:15:22,094 --> 00:15:24,401 Remember the Dallas playoff? 424 00:15:24,444 --> 00:15:25,793 When you could've scrambled, but you checked down 425 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,621 to the running back and got the first down? 426 00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:29,014 And the next play, you won the game? 427 00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:30,146 Yeah. 428 00:15:30,189 --> 00:15:32,235 So put the driver down, 429 00:15:32,278 --> 00:15:33,671 use an iron. 430 00:15:33,714 --> 00:15:35,020 You better be right. 431 00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:36,979 Trust me, just try it out. 432 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,286 Okay?! 433 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,636 - Ha! - Bollocks! 434 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,464 - [laughter] - Whoo! 435 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,640 That's what I'm talking about, man, yeah. 436 00:15:49,034 --> 00:15:51,254 I can't believe it! Where is my shit? 437 00:15:54,213 --> 00:15:57,956 Look, I'm sorry. Okay, I--really, I didn't know-- 438 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,002 - Stop. - I didn't know! 439 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:06,312 Brit, you know, we didn't have a lot when we were growing up. 440 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:09,968 Always moving, always leaving something behind. 441 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:13,015 But my mom always made sure I had that stupid toy. 442 00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:18,281 She said it represented her love for me. 443 00:16:18,324 --> 00:16:21,066 In life I may have highs and lows, ups and downs, 444 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,938 but she'll always be there to... 445 00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:25,462 to catch me when I bounce back. 446 00:16:27,159 --> 00:16:28,552 Like a yo-yo. 447 00:16:28,595 --> 00:16:29,857 I know it's stupid. 448 00:16:31,946 --> 00:16:32,991 No. 449 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:37,865 I envy you, 'cause I don't have 450 00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:40,607 a single possession I would do a dumpster dive for. 451 00:16:42,174 --> 00:16:43,871 You're dumpster diving now. 452 00:16:47,788 --> 00:16:49,181 'Cause you're my yo-yo. 453 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:58,147 Give me a hug, you little ashy-ass. 454 00:16:58,190 --> 00:17:00,149 Oh, you want a hug from a narcissist? 455 00:17:00,192 --> 00:17:02,716 I--I'm--I'm sorry I called you that. 456 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,153 Even though that's what you are, 457 00:17:04,196 --> 00:17:06,068 I think we should chill out on the name calling. 458 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:09,810 Son of a bitch. 459 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,986 - Excuse me? - No, no, look. 460 00:17:13,553 --> 00:17:16,121 Oh, son of a bitch! 461 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:18,602 Hey, hey. 462 00:17:18,645 --> 00:17:20,473 Raquel. Raquel! Come here. 463 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:27,263 Soo-ey! 464 00:17:27,306 --> 00:17:29,308 Soo-ey! Come here, little piggy! 465 00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,354 Soo-ey! 466 00:17:31,397 --> 00:17:33,747 ["The Devil Went Down to Georgia" plays] 467 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,140 [cow moos] 468 00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:37,925 ♪♪♪ 469 00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,188 - All right. Hold that. - Whoa, whoa. 470 00:17:39,231 --> 00:17:41,103 What's wrong? Hold it. 471 00:17:41,146 --> 00:17:42,626 Aah! Soo-ey! 472 00:17:42,669 --> 00:17:44,889 Now, where in the world did you learn to call hogs? 473 00:17:44,932 --> 00:17:46,586 That's how I scared the owners 474 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,066 into giving me what I want. 475 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,937 Gotcha. Well, you also scared off the pigs. 476 00:17:51,243 --> 00:17:52,201 No. Come on. 477 00:17:52,244 --> 00:17:54,072 The day's still young. Let's go. 478 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,379 ♪ But I'm a fiddle player, too ♪ 479 00:17:56,422 --> 00:17:58,076 ♪ And if you'd care to take a dare ♪ 480 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,991 - ♪ I'll make a bet with you - [cow moos] 481 00:18:00,034 --> 00:18:01,601 ♪ Now you played pretty good fiddle, boy ♪ 482 00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:02,733 ♪ But give the devil his due 483 00:18:02,776 --> 00:18:05,301 Ah, yeah! Say "new money." 484 00:18:05,344 --> 00:18:07,346 Soo-ey! Ooh. 485 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:08,826 Okay. All right, all right, all right. 486 00:18:08,869 --> 00:18:10,262 Soo-ey! 487 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,177 Ha! Oh, you better watch them forks. 488 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,657 - [snorts] - Okay. Ha-ha! 489 00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:15,746 Not bad! 490 00:18:15,789 --> 00:18:17,051 You got some Kahlua? 491 00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:19,402 "New money." There you go. Say it. 492 00:18:19,445 --> 00:18:21,099 - New money. New money. New money. - That's it. That's it. 493 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,579 ♪ And if you win you get 494 00:18:22,622 --> 00:18:25,016 ♪ This shiny fiddle made of gold ♪ 495 00:18:25,059 --> 00:18:27,845 ♪ But if you lose, the devil gets your soul ♪ 496 00:18:30,195 --> 00:18:31,762 KEITH: Hey. 497 00:18:31,805 --> 00:18:33,503 Figured these might help. 498 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,331 Really? 499 00:18:35,374 --> 00:18:36,897 Took your ass long enough. 500 00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,986 You know, uh, we need to have a sit-down, 501 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,771 'cause we haven't talked one bit of business. 502 00:18:40,814 --> 00:18:42,076 Not until we've picked the corn. 503 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,817 Oh, hell no. See, Black folk, 504 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,210 we don't pick nothing that start with a "C." 505 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,821 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 506 00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,693 Not even a little bit of cannabis? 507 00:18:51,216 --> 00:18:54,219 Fellas, consider this a pre-victory celebration. 508 00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:56,874 That's very gracious, but I think you should've let 509 00:18:56,917 --> 00:18:58,571 Garret buy, since he just agreed 510 00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,225 to a massive new contract. 511 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:03,185 [laughs] Yes. But I haven't signed it yet, 512 00:19:03,228 --> 00:19:04,621 and likely never will. 513 00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:07,667 What are you talking about? 514 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,582 We have a deal. 515 00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,236 You had a deal with Tasha, 516 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,803 and she's not here. I am. 517 00:19:12,846 --> 00:19:14,674 We spent five years in St. Louis, 518 00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,502 and you never once asked me to golf. 519 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,722 Anything to close the deal, eh? 520 00:19:18,765 --> 00:19:20,114 You sure you want to play it this way? 521 00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:21,942 I took you for a smart fella. 522 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,336 You're pretty smart yourself, Colonel, 523 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:27,861 making half a billion this year, off our backs. 524 00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:30,212 That should make my demand easy. 525 00:19:30,255 --> 00:19:33,258 I want to be the highest-paid defensive player...ever. 526 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:35,347 [laughing] 527 00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:39,699 Give me a minute, dawg. 528 00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:44,400 Colonel. 529 00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:47,881 Owner to owner, 530 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,100 a defensive back will never be paid 531 00:19:49,143 --> 00:19:50,449 as much as a franchise quarterback. 532 00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,756 I say we sit his ass. 533 00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:56,673 - Really? - Yeah. Oh, really. 534 00:19:56,716 --> 00:19:58,240 He's our biggest ticket draw. 535 00:19:58,283 --> 00:20:00,633 He's got the third best-selling jersey in the league, 536 00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,069 and by himself, he's responsible 537 00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:03,767 for 2.3 victories a season, 538 00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:05,334 which means last year we wouldn't have 539 00:20:05,377 --> 00:20:06,813 made the playoffs, and the year before, 540 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:08,424 we wouldn't have won the championships, 541 00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:09,990 which let me move the team to Vegas 542 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,644 and double the value of my franchise. 543 00:20:15,082 --> 00:20:16,258 But you would sit him. 544 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,612 Look, there he is. There he is. 545 00:20:24,004 --> 00:20:26,180 Little man with the yo-yo, how much? 546 00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:28,270 Ew! Y'all smell like toilet shit. 547 00:20:28,313 --> 00:20:29,793 You know what? I'm-a take it. 548 00:20:29,836 --> 00:20:31,490 Look, hey, hey. Came out of the same dumpster as you. 549 00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:32,839 Hmm. 550 00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:33,840 Twenty dollars? 551 00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:37,191 Fifty. 552 00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:39,803 Okay. Sold, 553 00:20:39,846 --> 00:20:40,847 to the little boy with the filthy mouth. 554 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,153 So what's your cash app? 555 00:20:42,196 --> 00:20:44,242 Lady, do I look like I got Cash App? 556 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,200 Okay. [clears throat] 557 00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:50,248 How would you like a $600 pair of shades? 558 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,294 How would you like to kiss my ass? 559 00:20:52,337 --> 00:20:53,947 Okay. 560 00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:55,732 - He's delightful. Yeah. - Yes, he is. 561 00:20:55,775 --> 00:20:56,863 You know what? Um... 562 00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:59,257 Watch this hustler, Raq. I'll be back. 563 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,867 Where you going? 564 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,348 I, uh... I need to make this right. 565 00:21:13,619 --> 00:21:17,014 - Boy, there sure is no quit in you, Malik. - [chuckles] 566 00:21:17,057 --> 00:21:18,581 A lesser man would be crying in the clubhouse, 567 00:21:18,624 --> 00:21:20,757 if they were down 200 large on the last hole. 568 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,108 You just gonna stand there and look stupid 569 00:21:24,151 --> 00:21:25,370 or you gonna help me read this putt? 570 00:21:27,241 --> 00:21:29,592 Okay, so this is a double breaker against the grain. 571 00:21:29,635 --> 00:21:32,159 Obviously. What the hell does that mean? 572 00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:34,553 It's just about 15 feet. 573 00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,338 Just a little bit over your practice mat at home. 574 00:21:36,381 --> 00:21:38,209 We ain't at the barbershop, fool. 575 00:21:38,252 --> 00:21:41,386 Clear your mind. Own the shot. 576 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,083 Pressure's on him. That's why he keeps on talking. 577 00:21:43,127 --> 00:21:44,520 - Mm-hmm. - He's nervous because he knows 578 00:21:44,563 --> 00:21:46,391 if you can beat him... 579 00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:47,871 you can be him. 580 00:21:47,914 --> 00:21:49,046 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 581 00:21:51,396 --> 00:21:53,572 Colonel, it's a double breaker against the grain. 582 00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:55,357 Man, this is a tough putt. 583 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,923 I like where this is going. 584 00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:59,448 So if I miss, 585 00:21:59,491 --> 00:22:00,753 I pay double. 586 00:22:00,797 --> 00:22:01,667 If I make it... 587 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,802 Jamison gets an invite to the training camp. 588 00:22:05,845 --> 00:22:07,151 Are you bloody mad? 589 00:22:07,194 --> 00:22:09,022 - [chuckles] - Malik, what are you doing? 590 00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:11,155 He's thinking like an owner. 591 00:22:11,198 --> 00:22:12,286 Deal. 592 00:22:30,914 --> 00:22:32,002 Damn it! 593 00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:41,098 When you have emotional clarity, 594 00:22:41,141 --> 00:22:43,448 you won't make emotional decisions like this bet. 595 00:22:43,492 --> 00:22:46,799 Always, always put the organization first, Malik. 596 00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:49,367 - [sighs] - This kid. 597 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:51,717 He's bad press. He'll never be part of our organization. 598 00:22:51,761 --> 00:22:53,458 Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. 599 00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:55,634 So what if I would've made that putt? 600 00:22:55,678 --> 00:22:57,070 I knew you wouldn't. 601 00:23:00,987 --> 00:23:02,902 TASHA: I got the munchies. 602 00:23:02,946 --> 00:23:04,817 Think I got an emergency snack. 603 00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:09,822 You like peanut butter logs? 604 00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:12,259 - Do you? - Hell, yeah! I love 'em! 605 00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:14,261 - Okay, well, who doesn't? - Man, my mom, 606 00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:16,612 she'd always pack me a bag full of these 607 00:23:16,655 --> 00:23:18,483 whenever I went fishing. 608 00:23:18,527 --> 00:23:21,094 I'd throw an extra one out into the pond for good luck, 609 00:23:21,138 --> 00:23:23,662 and I never came back empty-handed. 610 00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:25,316 You know what? I think me and your mama, 611 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,013 we could've been girls. 612 00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:28,188 The thought of that makes me pretty happy. 613 00:23:28,232 --> 00:23:30,713 Well, good, 'cause you know what? 614 00:23:30,756 --> 00:23:32,802 When you sign with me, you not just a client, 615 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:34,586 you family. 616 00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:36,849 [sighs] I--I can't. 617 00:23:38,111 --> 00:23:39,678 I'm sorry, I-- I can't do it. 618 00:23:41,506 --> 00:23:43,203 I thought we were connecting. 619 00:23:43,247 --> 00:23:44,814 - Oh, no, we are-- - You scared 620 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,642 you gonna be the only white franchise quarterback 621 00:23:46,685 --> 00:23:48,644 - with a Black agent. - What? Come on! Hell, no. 622 00:23:48,687 --> 00:23:51,298 That's--my fiancée's Black. 623 00:23:51,342 --> 00:23:54,606 I'm--I'm down with the brown all over town. 624 00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:56,042 [laughing] I just--I-- 625 00:23:56,086 --> 00:23:57,522 I just--I-- 626 00:23:57,566 --> 00:23:59,655 I want to be a part of the Billionaire Boys Club 627 00:23:59,698 --> 00:24:02,266 by the time I'm 30, and I... 628 00:24:02,309 --> 00:24:04,573 I don't think you got the balls to get me there. 629 00:24:04,616 --> 00:24:05,878 [quietly] Wow. 630 00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:08,533 - [sighs] - Ain't this a bitch? 631 00:24:08,577 --> 00:24:11,231 You know, I got one client, 632 00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:12,537 highest-paid safety in the league, 633 00:24:12,581 --> 00:24:14,626 and another one that's set to be an owner. 634 00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:15,714 And you sitting up here worrying 635 00:24:15,758 --> 00:24:17,020 'cause I got a damn vagina? 636 00:24:17,063 --> 00:24:18,848 You know, you shouldn't sign with Nike. 637 00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:20,110 You should have your own shoe, 638 00:24:20,153 --> 00:24:21,459 and you shouldn't endorse Gatorade, 639 00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,069 you should have your own damn drink. 640 00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:28,771 - "Kincaid-ade." - Mm-hmm. 641 00:24:28,814 --> 00:24:30,773 - That's pretty sweet. - I know. 642 00:24:30,816 --> 00:24:32,949 See, with me, you'd be a billion-dollar brand 643 00:24:32,992 --> 00:24:34,646 by the time you were 25, 644 00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:37,344 but you're too damn stupid to realize it. 645 00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:39,738 - I'm sorry, I just-- - Yeah, you're stupid, 646 00:24:39,782 --> 00:24:41,305 'cause stupid is as stupid does, 647 00:24:41,348 --> 00:24:42,828 you damn Forrest Gump hillbilly-ass! 648 00:24:44,438 --> 00:24:45,744 You know what? 649 00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:46,963 Give me this weed. 650 00:24:47,006 --> 00:24:48,225 I wouldn't represent you if you was 651 00:24:48,268 --> 00:24:50,227 the last redneck on earth. 652 00:24:50,270 --> 00:24:52,055 How you like them balls, huh? 653 00:24:54,797 --> 00:24:57,582 [horse neighs] 654 00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:02,674 [sighs] 655 00:25:02,718 --> 00:25:04,502 There goes my owner. 656 00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:05,503 Dawg, I might not be built 657 00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:07,636 for this ownership shit, Caleb. 658 00:25:07,679 --> 00:25:10,247 Thought I was at the goal line, about to score. 659 00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:11,378 Not even on the damn field. 660 00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:12,771 Don't sweat that shit, man. 661 00:25:12,815 --> 00:25:14,468 Golf ain't no real sport anyway. 662 00:25:14,512 --> 00:25:17,341 It's not just about golf, dawg. 663 00:25:17,384 --> 00:25:18,690 I didn't speak the language. 664 00:25:18,734 --> 00:25:20,170 It's like Jamison fit in more than me, 665 00:25:20,213 --> 00:25:21,432 and he's been in Shawshank. 666 00:25:22,694 --> 00:25:24,957 Keeping it 100? That shit was embarrassing. 667 00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:26,524 - So what? - [door opens] 668 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:28,657 You Malik El DeBarge Wright. You got this! 669 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:30,963 That's easy for you to say, fool, you dead. 670 00:25:31,007 --> 00:25:33,531 - [door closes] - That's a low blow, Malik. 671 00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:35,272 JAMISON: Malik? 672 00:25:35,315 --> 00:25:36,534 You got company. 673 00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:39,145 Macy, Tracy, and Stacy! 674 00:25:39,189 --> 00:25:42,322 I don't speak French, but I can spell menage à trois! 675 00:25:42,366 --> 00:25:43,846 This'll make us both feel good. 676 00:25:43,889 --> 00:25:45,325 Okay, great. 677 00:25:45,369 --> 00:25:47,719 I'm feeling better already. 678 00:25:47,763 --> 00:25:48,633 What's up, ladies? 679 00:25:48,677 --> 00:25:50,200 [chuckles] 680 00:25:50,243 --> 00:25:51,897 Hey, man, I'm-a head back to the crib. 681 00:25:51,941 --> 00:25:54,117 But I will be back to paint your kitchen island tomorrow. 682 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,466 No, dawg, you ain't got to bounce. 683 00:25:55,509 --> 00:25:57,947 Stay. Partake in the delicacies. 684 00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:00,689 Ah, thank you, but I'm cool. 685 00:26:00,732 --> 00:26:02,560 Plus I got an early morning training session. 686 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:03,996 Good. I don't like him anyway. 687 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:05,476 He always killing my vibe. 688 00:26:05,519 --> 00:26:06,869 You wouldn't be buying into 689 00:26:06,912 --> 00:26:08,522 this No Nut November nonsense, now, would you? 690 00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:10,786 Whatever it takes, right? 691 00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:13,658 But you enjoy. 692 00:26:13,702 --> 00:26:15,051 I'll holla at you tomorrow. 693 00:26:18,576 --> 00:26:21,144 Yo, Jamison! Hold up, dawg. 694 00:26:21,187 --> 00:26:22,798 - I'll give you a ride. - Aw, hell, no. 695 00:26:22,841 --> 00:26:24,669 - You sure? - Yep! 696 00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:26,540 You can't do a brother like this. 697 00:26:26,584 --> 00:26:28,064 All right, ladies, I'll be back in a second. 698 00:26:28,107 --> 00:26:29,282 Y'all have a little fun. 699 00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:31,633 Ain't no fun if Caleb can't have none! 700 00:26:31,676 --> 00:26:33,112 Bar's by the pool. 701 00:26:33,156 --> 00:26:34,766 Damn you, Malik. 702 00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:36,246 [door closes] 703 00:26:36,289 --> 00:26:39,249 Yeah, that's Rock the Baby. But... 704 00:26:39,292 --> 00:26:41,468 Hey, little man. 705 00:26:41,512 --> 00:26:42,687 His name's Darius. 706 00:26:42,731 --> 00:26:44,080 Hey, Darius. 707 00:26:44,123 --> 00:26:45,603 Look what I got. 708 00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:48,258 Oh, fuck! A Malik Wright jersey? 709 00:26:48,301 --> 00:26:50,913 - Unleash the Fury! - Eh, not so fast. 710 00:26:50,956 --> 00:26:52,218 It'll cost you one orange yo-yo. 711 00:26:52,262 --> 00:26:54,394 And, hey, 712 00:26:54,438 --> 00:26:56,048 stop all that damn cussing. Okay? 713 00:26:56,092 --> 00:26:58,007 You got it. Anything. 714 00:26:58,050 --> 00:26:59,791 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 715 00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:02,228 [phone buzzes] 716 00:27:02,272 --> 00:27:03,882 Hey, yo, I got lucky at the mission. 717 00:27:03,926 --> 00:27:06,363 An autographed Fury jersey. 718 00:27:06,406 --> 00:27:08,670 We can get five C-notes for this, easy, Grandmama! 719 00:27:08,713 --> 00:27:10,846 [both laugh] 720 00:27:12,021 --> 00:27:13,370 He a hustler. 721 00:27:13,413 --> 00:27:14,371 He is. 722 00:27:14,414 --> 00:27:16,721 [phone rings] 723 00:27:16,765 --> 00:27:18,244 You should handle that, Brit. 724 00:27:18,288 --> 00:27:20,856 [sighs] I really should. 725 00:27:22,945 --> 00:27:25,164 Come on. 726 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,036 - You really smell bad. - So do you. 727 00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:28,385 TASHA: Steadman! 728 00:27:28,428 --> 00:27:30,300 I didn't get my white whale 729 00:27:30,343 --> 00:27:32,258 and I smell like pee and poverty. 730 00:27:32,302 --> 00:27:34,608 I'm so sorry to hear that, Ms. Mack, 731 00:27:34,652 --> 00:27:36,610 but I'm sure in the end, you'll win. 732 00:27:36,654 --> 00:27:39,048 Oh. Thank you, Steady. 733 00:27:39,091 --> 00:27:41,746 You know, you always know how to make a mogul feel better. 734 00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:42,747 - [chuckles] - [phone rings] 735 00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:44,488 Any time. 736 00:27:44,531 --> 00:27:47,012 [ringing continues] 737 00:27:47,056 --> 00:27:49,014 Colonel. 738 00:27:49,058 --> 00:27:50,755 To what do I owe the pleasure? 739 00:27:50,799 --> 00:27:52,409 Tasha, Tasha, Tasha. 740 00:27:52,452 --> 00:27:54,150 I thought we were friends. 741 00:27:54,193 --> 00:27:56,630 I was beginning to think we could be more, 742 00:27:56,674 --> 00:27:58,763 but what Garret did this afternoon 743 00:27:58,807 --> 00:28:01,548 - was not very friendly at all. - What the hell happened? 744 00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:03,463 What happened was, you and I had a deal, 745 00:28:03,507 --> 00:28:05,901 - and Garret reneged. - He what? 746 00:28:05,944 --> 00:28:08,512 Look, let's not overreact, okay? 747 00:28:08,555 --> 00:28:10,470 I'll handle it as soon as I land. 748 00:28:10,514 --> 00:28:12,124 Will it be handled over drinks? 749 00:28:12,168 --> 00:28:14,648 Or maybe dinner at my place? 750 00:28:14,692 --> 00:28:17,956 Why the hell not? Drinks, not dinner. 751 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,263 Book it. 752 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,005 [sighs] 753 00:28:24,223 --> 00:28:26,225 Damn. 754 00:28:27,836 --> 00:28:28,880 Damn, dawg, where the hell we going? 755 00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:30,490 We still in Vegas? 756 00:28:30,534 --> 00:28:33,319 Yes, man, we are still in Sin City, 757 00:28:33,363 --> 00:28:35,539 - just a darker part. - Clearly. 758 00:28:35,582 --> 00:28:38,150 Sir, you lost 400 Gs today, my man. 759 00:28:38,194 --> 00:28:39,543 - [sighs] - Feel like I should 760 00:28:39,586 --> 00:28:40,892 give you some gas money or something. 761 00:28:40,936 --> 00:28:44,983 I can't lie, dawg. That shit stings! 762 00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:48,160 But not as much as No Nut November. 763 00:28:48,204 --> 00:28:50,075 I'm thinking about doing it. 764 00:28:50,119 --> 00:28:51,555 You should. I think it'll surprise you. 765 00:28:51,598 --> 00:28:54,427 Hmm. Just the thought of it makes me cringe. 766 00:28:54,471 --> 00:28:56,647 [shudders] Like what if I get to day six 767 00:28:56,690 --> 00:28:59,824 and I have a wet dream? Like a long, slow, 768 00:28:59,868 --> 00:29:01,913 soft wet dream? 769 00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:06,309 Then you start over. 770 00:29:06,352 --> 00:29:08,050 You know, you just work it till you win. 771 00:29:08,093 --> 00:29:10,530 Yo, this is me right here on the right. 772 00:29:12,445 --> 00:29:14,230 This reminds me of the shithole 773 00:29:14,273 --> 00:29:15,666 Moms and I lived in in Richmond. 774 00:29:15,709 --> 00:29:18,234 I remember when I made the league. Pssh. 775 00:29:18,277 --> 00:29:20,149 Bought that dump and tore it down. 776 00:29:20,192 --> 00:29:22,194 One of the best days of my life. 777 00:29:22,238 --> 00:29:24,022 It's not that bad, man. 778 00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:25,763 Plus, home is where you lay your head at, right? 779 00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:29,027 If you say so. [chuckles] 780 00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:30,942 Thank you for the ride, Malik. 781 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:33,858 No problem, dawg. 782 00:29:41,344 --> 00:29:43,085 ["Down Bad" by Nate Bodiker plays] 783 00:29:43,128 --> 00:29:44,913 ♪ I was down bad, yo 784 00:29:46,175 --> 00:29:49,308 ♪ I was down bad, tryin' to make them ends meet ♪ 785 00:29:49,352 --> 00:29:52,311 ♪ Barely gettin' by, had me livin' week to week ♪ 786 00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:54,705 ♪ I was down bad, tryin' to make them ends meet ♪ 787 00:29:54,748 --> 00:29:58,143 ♪ Was barely gettin' by, had me livin' week to week ♪ 788 00:29:58,187 --> 00:30:01,103 ♪ Plottin', now we're schemin', had me thinkin' I'm a freak ♪ 789 00:30:01,146 --> 00:30:04,106 ♪ What's it gon' take just to see my family eat? ♪ 790 00:30:04,149 --> 00:30:06,108 - ♪ I was down bad - ♪ Down bad 791 00:30:06,151 --> 00:30:08,066 - ♪ Ain't no lookin' up - ♪ Lookin' up 792 00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:10,199 ♪ An outcast, said I was cookin' up ♪ 793 00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:11,287 ♪ I was on my own shit 794 00:30:11,330 --> 00:30:13,550 ♪ I had my own way 795 00:30:13,593 --> 00:30:16,205 ♪ I don't owe shit to you, I made my own way ♪ 796 00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:17,771 ♪ Now your girl up on my block 797 00:30:17,815 --> 00:30:19,773 ♪ She don't say nothin', hey 798 00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:21,993 ♪ I drop a pin, I'm knowin' when lil' shorty comin' ♪ 799 00:30:22,037 --> 00:30:25,954 ♪ I got you thinkin' maybe she been up to somethin' ♪ 800 00:30:25,997 --> 00:30:28,434 ♪ I throw a brick and let lil' shorty get to ..., get to ... ♪ 801 00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:31,002 ♪ Dummy money, yeah, it's funny how the mindset change ♪ 802 00:30:31,046 --> 00:30:34,136 ♪ I can never go back to the "Is it time yet?" phase ♪ 803 00:30:34,179 --> 00:30:36,921 ♪ Done came a long ways from being broke ♪ 804 00:30:36,965 --> 00:30:38,488 Yo. [sighs] 805 00:30:38,531 --> 00:30:40,142 ♪ They can never look at... 806 00:30:41,099 --> 00:30:42,405 Dawg, I was wrong. This is actually 807 00:30:42,448 --> 00:30:43,928 the real shithole right here. 808 00:30:43,972 --> 00:30:46,061 [chuckles weakly] 809 00:30:46,104 --> 00:30:47,758 Bruh, you living in here? 810 00:30:49,238 --> 00:30:52,023 All my ends goes to training, so... 811 00:30:53,764 --> 00:30:54,896 ...it's the cost of success. 812 00:30:54,939 --> 00:30:56,680 Dawg, if you need a place to crash, 813 00:30:56,723 --> 00:30:57,899 just ask me, man. 814 00:30:57,942 --> 00:31:00,466 - I'm--I'm good, Malik. - No, no, no. 815 00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:01,815 No. You're not good. 816 00:31:01,859 --> 00:31:03,600 Bruh, even the rats ain't good up in here. 817 00:31:04,470 --> 00:31:06,603 Malik... [clears throat] 818 00:31:06,646 --> 00:31:07,821 Look around you, man. 819 00:31:07,865 --> 00:31:10,389 Hmm? What do you see? 820 00:31:10,433 --> 00:31:12,435 [chuckles] Uh, two crackheads 821 00:31:12,478 --> 00:31:14,306 having nasty sex in a corner right there, 822 00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:15,699 a 3-legged pit bull trying to figure out 823 00:31:15,742 --> 00:31:16,918 what the hell went wrong, 824 00:31:16,961 --> 00:31:17,831 and a crackhead on the corner-- 825 00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:18,963 There's no protesters here. 826 00:31:20,530 --> 00:31:22,097 There's no finger pointing. There's no judgment. 827 00:31:25,665 --> 00:31:26,666 I'm free here. 828 00:31:27,711 --> 00:31:29,539 Bruh, do me a favor. 829 00:31:29,582 --> 00:31:31,149 Pack up all your shit-- 830 00:31:31,193 --> 00:31:33,412 better yet, burn all your shit... 831 00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:34,718 - Can't do that. - Yes, you can, 832 00:31:34,761 --> 00:31:35,849 because you're moving in with me. 833 00:31:35,893 --> 00:31:36,981 - I can't do that. - My home 834 00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:38,983 is my organization, brother, 835 00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:40,724 and you're a part of my organization now. 836 00:31:40,767 --> 00:31:41,899 Temporarily. 837 00:31:44,771 --> 00:31:46,730 Sure about that? 838 00:31:46,773 --> 00:31:47,949 Uh, no. 839 00:31:49,994 --> 00:31:52,040 Just stay away from me for the next 30 days. 840 00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:53,563 I sleepwalk and I don't want to get you pregnant. 841 00:31:53,606 --> 00:31:54,868 Get your shit. Come on. 842 00:31:54,912 --> 00:31:56,696 ♪ Tryin' to make them ends meet ♪ 843 00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:58,916 ♪ Was barely gettin' by, had me livin' week to week ♪ 844 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,137 ♪ Plottin', now we're schemin', had me thinkin' I'm a freak ♪ 845 00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:04,530 ♪ What's it gon' take just to see my family eat? ♪ 846 00:32:04,574 --> 00:32:05,357 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 847 00:32:12,451 --> 00:32:13,975 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org