1 00:00:06,353 --> 00:00:09,269 Izzy, you were my first self-tape. 2 00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:11,184 You gave me hope. 3 00:00:11,228 --> 00:00:13,926 You allowed me to dream. 4 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:18,235 Showed me that I could work any position 5 00:00:18,278 --> 00:00:21,412 I put my mind to. Ooh. 6 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:24,719 And you, Marsha... 7 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:27,418 and you, Tianna, girl... Lord, have mercy. 8 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:30,812 Oh, Bella, especially you, Bella. 9 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:32,771 Ooh, rest in paradise, Bella. 10 00:00:32,814 --> 00:00:36,122 ♪ At the pearly gates 11 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:38,168 ♪ Every thought... 12 00:00:38,211 --> 00:00:41,301 The first step in your No-Nut November journey 13 00:00:41,345 --> 00:00:43,608 is to rid yourself of all temptation. 14 00:00:43,651 --> 00:00:45,479 Amen. 15 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:46,654 Look, I know this is hard, 16 00:00:46,698 --> 00:00:47,960 but this cremation is the right move. 17 00:00:48,003 --> 00:00:49,744 Don't say cream, damn it! 18 00:00:49,788 --> 00:00:51,442 - This is some bullshit. - Just think about this. 19 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:52,965 In 30 days, you'll still have the internet. 20 00:00:53,008 --> 00:00:55,707 Dawg, my collection is better than the damn internet. 21 00:00:55,750 --> 00:01:00,799 Over 750 hours of dedication, bruh! 22 00:01:00,842 --> 00:01:02,627 No, I can't do this shit. Mm-mm. 23 00:01:02,670 --> 00:01:06,500 Nope, can't do it. No, no, no, no! 24 00:01:06,544 --> 00:01:08,154 - Damn it! My babies. - I'm sorry, I had to. 25 00:01:08,198 --> 00:01:10,287 Hey, just-- just think about why you're doing this. 26 00:01:10,330 --> 00:01:12,724 This is the plan, focus. The owners will take you 27 00:01:12,767 --> 00:01:14,160 seriously if you take this seriously. 28 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:17,076 Who the hell are you, my magical no-nut negro? 29 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,383 Oh, that reminds me. 30 00:01:19,426 --> 00:01:21,472 Here, man, think about this. 31 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:24,257 If sperm has the power to create life, 32 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:28,435 imagine what happens when you keep that life force within. 33 00:01:28,479 --> 00:01:30,089 Now, let's recite the mantra together. 34 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:33,223 - Okay. -Get through today. 35 00:01:33,266 --> 00:01:35,834 Tomorrow will take care of itself. 36 00:01:35,877 --> 00:01:38,358 - Okay, also, 37 00:01:38,402 --> 00:01:40,708 got something for you, a little token of my appreciation. 38 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:43,450 If you haven't bust one when that clock strikes midnight, 39 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:44,712 you've officially made it through day one. 40 00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:46,410 Now I'm horny for Cinderella. 41 00:01:46,453 --> 00:01:48,194 - Damn it! - Malik, you got this, man. 42 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:50,588 Bro, do you know what the white party means to me? 43 00:01:50,631 --> 00:01:55,245 Blacking out and waking up to five random white women. 44 00:01:56,463 --> 00:01:59,249 It's my own personal form of reparations. 45 00:01:59,292 --> 00:02:01,860 - Yeah. Okay. - Mm-hmm. 46 00:02:01,903 --> 00:02:03,470 You got this. 47 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:06,952 Don't burn that book. 48 00:02:06,995 --> 00:02:08,780 ♪ Now you been served 49 00:02:09,998 --> 00:02:11,522 ♪ Hit this ... with a uppercut 50 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:12,349 - Okay. 51 00:02:12,392 --> 00:02:13,828 Okay, girlfriend. 52 00:02:18,659 --> 00:02:20,792 - You like that song? - Yes, queen. 53 00:02:20,835 --> 00:02:22,228 It's all right, but it's cute. 54 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:24,143 - I like it. - I like it, too. 55 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:25,449 I'm thinking of putting it in the pile with my other likes. 56 00:02:25,492 --> 00:02:26,972 I have, like, six more to try on. 57 00:02:27,015 --> 00:02:28,669 Yeah, you got a lot of returns for Monday. 58 00:02:28,713 --> 00:02:30,889 Also, I got something for you. 59 00:02:30,932 --> 00:02:32,325 I get to go to the white party? 60 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:33,718 - Yes, girl. - I'm gonna meet Ari Lennox? 61 00:02:38,026 --> 00:02:40,855 - Oh, my God. I love this. - Not that one. 62 00:02:40,899 --> 00:02:43,858 - Mm. - That one. 63 00:02:43,902 --> 00:02:45,251 Wait, a server's uniform? 64 00:02:45,295 --> 00:02:47,122 You want me to work the white party? 65 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:49,386 No, I want you to work the room, 66 00:02:49,429 --> 00:02:51,953 because Ari Lennox has her own personal server, 67 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:53,607 and that's gonna be you. 68 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:55,653 Brit, I just-- I thought I was done waiting tables. 69 00:02:55,696 --> 00:02:57,132 Okay. Well, if you don't wanna go... 70 00:02:57,176 --> 00:02:59,004 No, no. I wanna go. 71 00:02:59,047 --> 00:03:01,093 I'm gonna dance the night away. 72 00:03:01,136 --> 00:03:02,573 Nice, steady pace. 73 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,357 Does it help you stop thinking about sex? 74 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,187 Nope. It's just making me think about Stephanie. 75 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:10,668 Tammy, ooh, Tammy's mama, Kelly. 76 00:03:10,711 --> 00:03:13,105 - Kelly. Keisha. Ooh! - Let's do some cardio. 77 00:03:13,148 --> 00:03:15,063 - Let's do some cardio. - Ooh, Trina's sister. Yes, yes. 78 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:17,805 - Get the blood pumping. - Ooh! Yes. 79 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:19,067 Get the blood pumping, huh? 80 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:20,373 - Ooh! - Here we go. 81 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:22,680 Cardio. Cool, cool. 82 00:03:22,723 --> 00:03:25,378 All right, guys, let's really stretch those hamstrings out. 83 00:03:25,422 --> 00:03:27,032 - Oh. - Side to side. 84 00:03:27,075 --> 00:03:28,729 Oh, look at that, 85 00:03:28,773 --> 00:03:30,905 one of my favorite students has just joined. 86 00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:32,167 Hi, Malik. 87 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:33,821 I'm so happy to have you. 88 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:34,996 That's India Baroque. 89 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,650 Dawg, she's my kryptonite. 90 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:38,043 She's so damn fine. 91 00:03:38,086 --> 00:03:40,350 I have wet dreams about her when I'm awake. 92 00:03:40,393 --> 00:03:42,874 Is it midnight yet? 93 00:03:42,917 --> 00:03:45,050 Close. It's-- it's noon. 94 00:03:45,093 --> 00:03:46,486 All right, I'm about to be out. 95 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:48,140 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 96 00:03:48,183 --> 00:03:49,837 You're going to the white party tonight, right? 97 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:51,099 Dawg, you know I need my sponsor. 98 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:52,449 I can't, man, I got plans. 99 00:03:52,492 --> 00:03:54,015 You got a date? 100 00:03:54,059 --> 00:03:55,669 Something like that. Yeah. 101 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:58,368 All right, well, at least somebody's smashing around here. 102 00:03:58,411 --> 00:03:59,891 You got a few hours left, stick to it. 103 00:03:59,934 --> 00:04:01,893 - Yeah. - Dawg, don't rub it in. 104 00:04:01,936 --> 00:04:05,113 Don't say, "rub it in," Malik. 105 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:08,029 As far as I'm concerned, my offer is final. 106 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:11,468 And I don't appreciate Garret demanding more money. 107 00:04:11,511 --> 00:04:14,209 Oh, look at you, Colonel, you're getting all red. 108 00:04:14,253 --> 00:04:16,560 Your blood pressure just rising. 109 00:04:16,603 --> 00:04:18,779 Well, that is because of you, pretty lady. 110 00:04:18,823 --> 00:04:21,216 Aw. Look, I'll handle Garret, okay? 111 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:24,219 He's whip-smart and stubborn, but he'll sign. 112 00:04:24,263 --> 00:04:26,483 Meanwhile, I need you to take another look 113 00:04:26,526 --> 00:04:28,006 at my new client, Jamison Fields. 114 00:04:28,049 --> 00:04:29,921 He's a public relations nightmare. 115 00:04:29,964 --> 00:04:33,316 No, he is a redemption story waiting to be written. 116 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:37,145 I gotta say, Tash, there aren't many things 117 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:39,365 - I wouldn't do for you. 118 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:41,106 But this is one of them. 119 00:04:41,149 --> 00:04:44,109 I just hope you save a dance for this old cowboy, 120 00:04:44,152 --> 00:04:45,328 unless Mr. Mack's the jealous type. 121 00:04:45,371 --> 00:04:47,112 Oh. Mr. Mack ain't coming. 122 00:04:47,155 --> 00:04:48,809 This is gonna be the first white party he's ever missed. 123 00:04:48,853 --> 00:04:50,811 Well, that is a crying shame. 124 00:04:50,855 --> 00:04:54,075 No, what's shameful is that this party is important. 125 00:04:54,119 --> 00:04:55,729 I'm raising money for a sports academy 126 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:57,165 that our daughter wants to go to, 127 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:59,167 so I figure if I raise lots of cash, 128 00:04:59,211 --> 00:05:01,692 it's gonna give them lots of reasons to accept my baby. 129 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:04,085 Well, I look forward to getting jiggy 130 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:06,436 and watching you raise millions. 131 00:05:06,479 --> 00:05:08,786 Yes! Do that thing again. 132 00:05:08,829 --> 00:05:10,527 Ha! 133 00:05:10,570 --> 00:05:11,745 Ugh. 134 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:14,357 ♪ 135 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:23,714 This sushi was not flown in this morning. 136 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,237 - Sorry, ma'am. - Ugh. 137 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:26,238 - Hey, new school. - Yes. 138 00:05:26,281 --> 00:05:27,413 Let's walk and talk, baby. 139 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:28,893 I need you to be on point tonight. 140 00:05:28,936 --> 00:05:30,634 Now, I want my white party to make the royal wedding 141 00:05:30,677 --> 00:05:31,983 look like a backyard barbecue. 142 00:05:32,026 --> 00:05:33,158 Okay, well, Harry and Megan couldn't make it. 143 00:05:33,201 --> 00:05:34,551 - Damn. - But the caterer is bomb, 144 00:05:34,594 --> 00:05:35,900 and Ari just finished her sound check. 145 00:05:35,943 --> 00:05:37,510 Ooh, that's what I'm talking 'bout. 146 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,033 - Boom, boom, clap. - Boom, boom, clap. 147 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:40,731 Oh, and I did some research, and apparently 148 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,515 Oprah, she raised two million for Oakmont last year. 149 00:05:42,559 --> 00:05:44,996 Oh, so we gonna raise two million and one. 150 00:05:45,039 --> 00:05:46,780 - Close the quote on that. - Okay, two million point one. 151 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:47,912 - Mm-hmm. - Quote closed. 152 00:05:47,955 --> 00:05:49,348 - Auntie Tasha? - What? 153 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:51,002 I just wanted you to know that I could be more 154 00:05:51,045 --> 00:05:52,220 than just an assistant. 155 00:05:52,264 --> 00:05:53,091 If you just give me the chance, I mean, 156 00:05:53,134 --> 00:05:54,571 I really wanna be you one day. 157 00:05:54,614 --> 00:05:56,311 I can't even be me, okay? 158 00:05:56,355 --> 00:05:58,357 I can't get a white man that has a Black girl fetish 159 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:00,664 to let her Black line into training camp, okay? 160 00:06:00,707 --> 00:06:03,014 Okay, so what if I could solve your Jamison problem? 161 00:06:03,057 --> 00:06:05,538 I just need you to solve my white party problems, okay? 162 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:07,888 Because that is the only concern you have right now. 163 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:09,281 Okay. 164 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:12,197 All right, ladies. 165 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,459 We're gonna start with some hip thrusts. 166 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:15,461 All right, get up in it. 167 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:17,115 - Mm! - There we go. 168 00:06:17,158 --> 00:06:19,639 Thrust. Who y'all thinking about? 169 00:06:19,683 --> 00:06:21,467 - Mm. - You, baby, you. 170 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:24,905 All right, we're gonna do some splits now. 171 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,559 - Mm-hmm. - Splits, so split it out. 172 00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:28,692 Push the booty back, and drop it down. 173 00:06:28,735 --> 00:06:30,258 Come on, Miss Gladys, you got it? 174 00:06:30,302 --> 00:06:31,825 - Mm-mm. - Hush up, boy. 175 00:06:31,869 --> 00:06:34,132 Remember, outside, I'm Gladys. 176 00:06:34,175 --> 00:06:36,482 - In here, I'm Cinnamon. - Ooh, okay! 177 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:38,005 Yes. 178 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:39,485 - First, hand me my cane. - I got you, I got you. 179 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:41,835 Excuse me, sir, is there any hobby 180 00:06:41,879 --> 00:06:43,489 you have that doesn't include stripping? 181 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:45,317 Ladies, let's get some sexy fireman spins, please. 182 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,840 - All right. - Uh-huh. 183 00:06:46,884 --> 00:06:50,104 Miss Pitts, how can I help you? 184 00:06:50,148 --> 00:06:53,281 Well, you are going to the white party. 185 00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:54,935 - Oh, I am? - Mm-hmm. 186 00:06:54,979 --> 00:06:56,633 Oh. I'm pretty sure Natasha said... 187 00:06:56,676 --> 00:06:58,939 "Boy, stay out the limelight 188 00:06:58,983 --> 00:07:00,506 "till I get you in somebody's training camp. 189 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:01,942 Tasha Miggity-Mac gonna make it happen!" 190 00:07:01,986 --> 00:07:03,596 - Tasha Miggity-Mac. - Tasha Miggity-Mac. 191 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:07,034 Well, we called an audible, 192 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:08,471 and you're just gonna have some face time with the Colonel, 193 00:07:08,514 --> 00:07:10,124 and once he gets to know you, Jamison, 194 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:12,344 - camp's a done deal. - Really? 195 00:07:12,387 --> 00:07:13,737 Who the hell is this Jezebel? 196 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:15,478 Brittany, 197 00:07:15,521 --> 00:07:18,872 welcome to Poles and Pasta, my weekly exercise class 198 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:20,395 for the sexy silver ladies. 199 00:07:20,439 --> 00:07:22,659 Hey! - Hi, ladies. 200 00:07:22,702 --> 00:07:24,835 It was my community service when I got out of prison, 201 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,750 but we liked it so much, we just kept going, right? 202 00:07:26,793 --> 00:07:28,403 Mm-hmm, yes! 203 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:31,015 Oh, okay, well, I see the poles. Now, where's the pasta? 204 00:07:31,058 --> 00:07:32,712 Jamison makes lunch after class. 205 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:34,540 It's the best alfredo sauce in town. 206 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:36,977 - Oh, stop. - We love his cooking, 207 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:39,545 - and we love him. - Okay, girls, and I love y'all. 208 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,155 - Aw, they love you! - I love y'all too. 209 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:42,679 Let's get back to work, please. 210 00:07:42,722 --> 00:07:44,463 - Less talking, more dropping. - Okay. 211 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:46,596 Miss Gladys, how would you like 212 00:07:46,639 --> 00:07:48,119 to go to a white party with Jamison? 213 00:07:48,162 --> 00:07:50,948 A whites only party? Uh-uh, I'll pass. 214 00:07:50,991 --> 00:07:52,515 I might have to cut somebody. 215 00:07:52,558 --> 00:07:54,299 No, it's a party 216 00:07:54,342 --> 00:07:55,561 with only white clothing 217 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:58,129 put on by a very, very Black woman. 218 00:07:58,172 --> 00:07:59,478 We're gonna convince the team owner 219 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:00,697 to let Jamison play football. 220 00:08:00,740 --> 00:08:02,176 I could really use your help. 221 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:05,005 Well, all right, anything for my future grandson. 222 00:08:05,049 --> 00:08:06,398 Stop. 223 00:08:06,441 --> 00:08:07,834 Listen, God's gonna bless you, baby, 224 00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:09,532 even if you can't see it yet. 225 00:08:09,575 --> 00:08:11,664 And he has just blessed you, sir, 226 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:13,013 with a new suit. 227 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:15,320 Okay. 228 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:18,323 I mean, ladies, what y'all think? 229 00:08:18,366 --> 00:08:20,194 - What y'all think? It's okay? 230 00:08:20,238 --> 00:08:22,675 Somebody 'bout to get baptized. 231 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:25,069 - Okay, I'm in. - Hot damn! 232 00:08:25,112 --> 00:08:26,853 I'll be right back. 233 00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:28,812 I got to go out in the van and get my switchblade. 234 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,948 - Whoo! 235 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:36,167 ♪ Pressure 236 00:08:36,210 --> 00:08:37,560 - Ooh. - Hold up. 237 00:08:37,603 --> 00:08:39,170 - Hold up, hey, hey. Pressure. 238 00:08:40,475 --> 00:08:42,869 - Ha. Pressure! 239 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:45,089 - Ay! - Ay! 240 00:08:51,225 --> 00:08:53,010 ♪ Apply that 241 00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:15,815 ♪ Yeah, yeah 242 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:20,254 ♪ Hit it, babe 243 00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:22,430 Girls, thanks so much for assigning me to Ari. 244 00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:24,432 I just met her, she's so dope! 245 00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:25,825 See? See, I told you. 246 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:27,261 So now, you just gotta make it pay off. 247 00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:28,567 - Right. - You know, like, you should-- 248 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:30,221 oh, you should sing her the menu! 249 00:09:30,264 --> 00:09:31,701 - I'm not doing that. - Okay, so you're a writer. 250 00:09:31,744 --> 00:09:33,180 So, I don't know, write something 251 00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:35,226 and you know, sing it when she least expect it. 252 00:09:35,269 --> 00:09:36,662 Hold on, hold on. I gotta go, I gotta go. 253 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:37,837 What? 254 00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:49,806 I'm not doing that. 255 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:58,075 All right, y'all, ladies and gentlemen, 256 00:09:58,118 --> 00:10:00,643 give it up for the incredibly talented 257 00:10:00,686 --> 00:10:05,822 and extremely beautiful Ari Lennox, whoo! 258 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:11,697 Girl, I'm feeling some pressure. 259 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:12,829 Whoo! 260 00:10:12,872 --> 00:10:14,613 Anyway, uh... 261 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:17,834 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the eighth annual 262 00:10:17,877 --> 00:10:20,706 - Tasha Mack white party! - Miss Mack. 263 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,273 - Oh! - Miss Gardner, let me know 264 00:10:22,316 --> 00:10:23,448 - if you need anything. - Thank you. 265 00:10:23,491 --> 00:10:25,450 - Simone! Oh! - Tash. 266 00:10:25,493 --> 00:10:26,669 Mwah! Mwah! 267 00:10:26,712 --> 00:10:27,974 Girl, I'm so glad you made it. 268 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,672 Tasha, this is just fabulous. 269 00:10:29,715 --> 00:10:31,891 - Thank you. - Tasha Mack! 270 00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:34,546 - Ari, oh, girl! - Oh my goodness, hi, love! 271 00:10:34,589 --> 00:10:36,287 You were fabulous, honey. 272 00:10:36,330 --> 00:10:37,592 Thank you so much for doing this, 273 00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:38,942 I know your schedule is packed. 274 00:10:38,985 --> 00:10:41,335 Oh, no, it's all love. It's all love. 275 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,207 Oh, thank you. Oh, I'm sorry. 276 00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:44,556 This is Simone Gardner. 277 00:10:44,599 --> 00:10:46,471 She's the headmistress at Oakmont. 278 00:10:46,514 --> 00:10:49,517 I just love your music, I am a huge fan. 279 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,432 Thank you so much, and I'm a huge fan 280 00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:53,391 - of this lady right here. - Mm! 281 00:10:53,434 --> 00:10:55,175 Everything she touches, I support. 282 00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:56,742 - Oh. - So, here's a little something 283 00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:58,831 - to back that up. - Oh, thank you! 284 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,311 - Wonderful! - Oh, sorry. 285 00:11:00,354 --> 00:11:01,878 No, no, no, it's all good. 286 00:11:01,921 --> 00:11:03,488 You know, we're raising over two million dollars 287 00:11:03,531 --> 00:11:05,403 for my girls' empowerment fund. 288 00:11:05,446 --> 00:11:07,144 Oh, I think you mean endowment fund. 289 00:11:07,187 --> 00:11:10,060 No, honey, I mean my girl's empow-pow-powerment fund! 290 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,409 - Oh! - Okay? 291 00:11:11,452 --> 00:11:12,889 We gotta keep our girls empowered. 292 00:11:12,932 --> 00:11:15,326 - Come on, let's party. - Okay. 293 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:19,156 Hey, so Ari said she wants something tart, 294 00:11:19,199 --> 00:11:21,549 but sweet, but not sweet-tart. 295 00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:22,637 Did you just call me sweetheart? 296 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:24,814 If it'll get me a drink. 297 00:11:24,857 --> 00:11:27,033 Just take a list of the specialty cocktails, 298 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,208 have her scan this. 299 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:34,301 Thank you, sweet-tart. Mwah! 300 00:11:35,781 --> 00:11:37,391 Okay, now look, the lobster tails 301 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,002 are too close to the heat lamps, okay? 302 00:11:39,045 --> 00:11:40,743 And make sure that all of the bars 303 00:11:40,786 --> 00:11:42,048 have plenty of ice. 304 00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:43,354 I'm talking big cubes, small cubes, 305 00:11:43,397 --> 00:11:44,616 square cubes, round cubes. 306 00:11:44,659 --> 00:11:46,183 That ice gotta be right. 307 00:11:46,226 --> 00:11:47,619 Okay, I got it, Tasha. Who are you, Dr. Seuss? 308 00:11:47,662 --> 00:11:49,577 Ooh, I'm gonna put your cat in my hat. 309 00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:51,144 All right, now all my ladies 310 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:54,278 with the real hair, scream! 311 00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:56,976 - Hm. - Ugh. 312 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,762 - Okay, my bad, wrong crowd. 313 00:11:59,805 --> 00:12:01,459 So, ladies and gentlemen, on a serious note, 314 00:12:01,502 --> 00:12:03,330 tonight we are gonna give... 315 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:04,897 What the hell is he doing here, 316 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,420 and who's that bag lady on his arm? 317 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,205 She better have some cash. 318 00:12:08,248 --> 00:12:09,946 Small cubes-- you definitely need some small cubes. 319 00:12:09,989 --> 00:12:12,949 All right, now we take Venmo, PayPal, Ass-App. 320 00:12:12,992 --> 00:12:16,474 - I'm sorry, I mean Cash App. 321 00:12:16,517 --> 00:12:17,997 Damnit, Malik. 322 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,347 We gonna raise some money and have some fun. 323 00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:24,743 Okay, Malik, just make it through the night, 324 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,571 make it through the night. 325 00:12:26,614 --> 00:12:28,660 Let's give it up for my son, who just does not know 326 00:12:28,703 --> 00:12:30,053 when to leave the stage. 327 00:12:30,096 --> 00:12:31,750 Yes! 328 00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:34,666 Welcome, welcome, everybody. 329 00:12:34,709 --> 00:12:36,189 You know, we are so grateful 330 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,148 for all of your generous donations. 331 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,584 Take a look at this board. 332 00:12:39,627 --> 00:12:40,846 - Oh, yes, honey. 333 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:44,458 We are at 600,000, and rising! 334 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,417 - Yes! 335 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:52,249 And now, as a little token of our appreciation, 336 00:12:52,292 --> 00:12:55,339 I need each and every one of you to look under your seats 337 00:12:55,382 --> 00:12:59,647 for a very special, special surprise. 338 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,519 Oh, that's right, yes. 339 00:13:01,562 --> 00:13:04,783 See, you get an envelope! You get an envelope! 340 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:08,221 Everybody gets an envelope! 341 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:09,962 - Uh-huh. - 'Cause you gonna put 342 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,659 some money in it. 343 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:15,881 Oh, and ladies, tonight, you all get an opportunity 344 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:19,972 to bid on two of Sin City's most eligible bachelors. 345 00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,495 - Let's give it up 346 00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:24,150 for all-pro safety, Garret Evans! 347 00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:26,849 - Yes! 348 00:13:26,892 --> 00:13:30,853 And my son, starting QB, Malik Wright! 349 00:13:30,896 --> 00:13:33,333 Aw, hell no, man. 350 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,335 Look at you, you are sweating, 351 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,120 eyes are twitching. 352 00:13:37,163 --> 00:13:39,992 - Classic VWS. - The hell is VWS, dawg? 353 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,560 Vaginal Withdrawal Symptoms. 354 00:13:42,603 --> 00:13:44,475 You're doing No-Nut November, aren't you? 355 00:13:44,518 --> 00:13:45,955 What? I ain't doing that. 356 00:13:45,998 --> 00:13:49,306 Shit, at the white party? You out your mind, dawg. 357 00:13:49,349 --> 00:13:51,917 Yo, Malik, only three more hours 358 00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:54,311 before you got your first No-Nut day in the books, bro. 359 00:13:54,354 --> 00:13:57,140 Malik, Malik, Malik. 360 00:13:57,183 --> 00:13:59,577 This honest lion cannot lead the pack. 361 00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:02,885 Good luck on your first day in abstinence, brother. 362 00:14:02,928 --> 00:14:04,408 You're certainly gonna need it. 363 00:14:05,452 --> 00:14:07,672 Sorry, didn't mean to. 364 00:14:07,715 --> 00:14:09,717 Aw, hell no! 365 00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,328 Damnit, my mama know everybody! 366 00:14:11,371 --> 00:14:13,330 Just stay focused, man. You know, think about-- 367 00:14:13,373 --> 00:14:15,158 think about the ownership, don't even look at her. 368 00:14:15,201 --> 00:14:17,595 I'm focused on India Baroque. 369 00:14:17,638 --> 00:14:19,249 I'm telling you, she's as flexible 370 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,860 as a rubber band, dawg, them thighs is calling me! 371 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,385 - Dawg, get me out of here, bro. - Come on. 372 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,083 Yeah. 373 00:14:27,126 --> 00:14:29,476 Excuse me, I'll take a scotch, neat. 374 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,826 Got it. 375 00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:34,960 Excuse me, he'll take a scotch, neat. 376 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,093 You're Raquel, Brittany's friend. 377 00:14:37,136 --> 00:14:38,833 - I'm sorry. - And you're the guy 378 00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:40,879 all the girls will be bidding big money on later. 379 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,142 - If I could win you for $24, 380 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:45,188 I'd bid on you myself. 381 00:14:45,231 --> 00:14:46,754 Oh, unfortunately, you can't afford me. 382 00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:49,322 I plan to go for at least $28. 383 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,109 Right, so here's the game plan, all right? 384 00:14:53,152 --> 00:14:54,458 I'm gonna get the Colonel's attention, 385 00:14:54,501 --> 00:14:55,589 and then you, you're gonna jump in 386 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:56,895 - and say a few things. - Mm-hmm. 387 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,157 All right, and then Miss Gladys, 388 00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,811 I want you to come in, and you just lay on 389 00:14:59,854 --> 00:15:01,073 - the Southern charm. - Will do, baby. 390 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,466 - Thank you. - Oh. 391 00:15:02,509 --> 00:15:03,728 I think we already got his attention. 392 00:15:03,771 --> 00:15:05,599 - Young Mr. Fields. - Colonel. 393 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:09,473 Well, I gotta say, your golf acumen is outstanding. 394 00:15:09,516 --> 00:15:10,909 Thank you, sir. 395 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,476 But we both know that 90% of the game 396 00:15:12,519 --> 00:15:13,607 happens between the ears, right? 397 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,218 Mm-hmm. 398 00:15:15,261 --> 00:15:17,002 Colonel, I am Brittany Pitts, Tasha's associate. 399 00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,004 - Pleasure to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 400 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:22,529 And I'm Gladys Whitaker, of the Savannah Whitakers. 401 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:23,922 Do you know, Gladys here, 402 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,402 she won a Savannah cobbler bakeoff. 403 00:15:25,445 --> 00:15:26,881 - You don't say. - Mm, that's right. 404 00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:28,405 I love cobbler. 405 00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:30,581 The next time I have a good cobbler in Vegas 406 00:15:30,624 --> 00:15:33,018 will be my first time. 407 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,499 Well, that's 'cause you, my dear Colonel, 408 00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:37,283 don't know where to look. 409 00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,329 Well, Miss Gladys, you point me in the right direction. 410 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:40,765 Will do. 411 00:15:40,808 --> 00:15:42,985 There's a nice place up in North Vegas. 412 00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:44,899 Thank you so much, honey. Ah! 413 00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:47,511 Oh, hell no. 414 00:15:47,554 --> 00:15:49,165 Ain't no white music at the white party. 415 00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:51,341 Tasha, this is Brett Morris. 416 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,821 He's one of Oakmont's most dedicated donors. 417 00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,736 - Ooh! - Mrs. Mack, what a great event. 418 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:58,696 I am so inspired by what you're doing. 419 00:15:58,739 --> 00:16:00,567 Well, you know, it's easy to open your heart 420 00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,134 when it's for a good cause, 421 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:05,094 and it's also easy when you know a lot of rich folk. 422 00:16:05,137 --> 00:16:07,226 All right! Thank you! 423 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,185 - Ah! - Well, if you'll excuse me, 424 00:16:09,228 --> 00:16:11,578 I'm gonna go find myself a dance partner, 425 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:12,927 because I love this song. 426 00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,625 -Oh! - Very nice meeting you. 427 00:16:14,668 --> 00:16:15,930 - Turn it up. - Oh, Tasha. 428 00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:17,367 - Yeah. - I know you are gonna be 429 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:20,065 such a great addition to the Oakmont family. 430 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,632 In fact, 431 00:16:21,675 --> 00:16:23,590 our big scrub is coming up. 432 00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,027 See, our dedicated parents 433 00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:26,593 bond by getting their hands dirty 434 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,856 - scrubbing down that academy. - Ooh. 435 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,945 Oh, I know you are just gonna love 436 00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:32,164 that scrub-a-dub-dub. 437 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,774 Ooh! 438 00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,733 - Okay! 439 00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:38,823 I ain't scrubbing shit. 440 00:16:38,866 --> 00:16:40,868 But turn that up, baby! 441 00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:43,697 -♪ We, we got the beat -Oh, yes! White them checks-- 442 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,960 I mean, write them checks! Ah! 443 00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:48,006 You know, I haven't been to an event like this 444 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,486 since my husband passed. 445 00:16:49,529 --> 00:16:50,878 Oh, my condolences. 446 00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,576 Oh, it's all right, honey. 447 00:16:52,619 --> 00:16:55,187 I'm feeling light again. 448 00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,320 You know, that young man Jamison, 449 00:16:57,363 --> 00:17:00,671 he's blessed my life in so many ways. 450 00:17:00,714 --> 00:17:03,891 I figure the Colonel will do whatever it takes to sign me, 451 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,806 including inviting Jamison to camp. 452 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:08,679 That's what I thought. Okay, but he's a tough nut, 453 00:17:08,722 --> 00:17:11,116 'cause he's not even budging on Jamison. 454 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,726 I appreciate your effort, though. 455 00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,380 How do you know Mr. Fields? 456 00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:15,729 Stripping. 457 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,775 S-strip-- stripping? 458 00:17:19,559 --> 00:17:22,258 I joined an exercise class for seniors. 459 00:17:22,301 --> 00:17:24,782 - He's our instructor. - Oh. 460 00:17:24,825 --> 00:17:27,611 Now, look, I'm gonna close your deal tomorrow, all right? 461 00:17:27,654 --> 00:17:29,917 And I'm gonna get a few extra mil just for our trouble. 462 00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:33,051 So, I'm thinking, four years, 75 mil? 463 00:17:34,313 --> 00:17:37,838 About that, I think our current course of action is best. 464 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:40,580 He opened his wallet for Malik, he'll do the same for me. 465 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:43,279 Okay, wait, wait. You're joking, right? 466 00:17:43,322 --> 00:17:45,107 - No. - Okay, 'cause look, 467 00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:47,239 if he don't pay and your ass get hurt, 468 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,675 you're gonna lose so much damn money 469 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,024 they gonna do a documentary about you 470 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,374 called "Broke-Ass Bloke." 471 00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:54,159 I'll honor my contract, 472 00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:55,943 but I won't re-up unless the Colonel 473 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:58,337 meets every single dollar of my demand. 474 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:03,821 Never met a young man so caring, 475 00:18:03,864 --> 00:18:05,823 selfless, and dedicated. 476 00:18:05,866 --> 00:18:08,347 Whoo, well, I wish he'd marry my granddaughter. 477 00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:12,134 You know, it's a shame 478 00:18:12,177 --> 00:18:14,092 he's not on somebody's football team. 479 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:24,189 All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's get this bidding started. 480 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,669 - Yeah. - We've got Malik. 481 00:18:25,712 --> 00:18:29,063 He is 6'2" and he is in prime physical condition. 482 00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:30,239 - Yes, he is. - As you can see, 483 00:18:30,282 --> 00:18:32,502 he's a fine specimen. He's healthy. 484 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:33,677 - Whoo! - He's sturdy, 485 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,244 and he's strong on the field. 486 00:18:35,287 --> 00:18:36,810 Bro, turn that shit around. 487 00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:39,509 My name ain't Kunta and this ain't no damn slave auction. 488 00:18:41,293 --> 00:18:43,730 Let's start the bidding at $5,000, shall we? 489 00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:46,603 I got $5,000 to the lady with the braids right here. 490 00:18:46,646 --> 00:18:48,213 Can I get $6,000? 491 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,433 $6,000 right there down front. 492 00:18:50,476 --> 00:18:51,564 Can I get $8,000? 493 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,436 - $8,000. - $8,000. 494 00:18:53,479 --> 00:18:54,959 Can I get $9,000? 495 00:18:55,002 --> 00:18:56,178 $9,000. 496 00:18:56,221 --> 00:18:57,614 Can I get 10? Ten-thous-- 497 00:18:57,657 --> 00:18:58,832 10,000. 498 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:01,313 I got 10,000 to India Baroque. 499 00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:04,186 I love your glute ex, sweet girl. 500 00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:07,450 Can I get 11,000? 11,000? 501 00:19:07,493 --> 00:19:08,886 I got 11,000 right here. 502 00:19:08,929 --> 00:19:11,193 12,000, 12-- 12,000 right here. 503 00:19:11,236 --> 00:19:12,716 13? 13 in the back. 504 00:19:12,759 --> 00:19:15,109 - Can I get 14,000? - 14,000. 505 00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:17,373 I got 14 right over here. How 'bout 15? 506 00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:18,722 - 15,000! - Yes! 507 00:19:18,765 --> 00:19:20,637 - 16,000. 508 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,595 - We got 16. - Come on, Granny, 509 00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:25,163 - save me, save me, save me. - 25,000 cash. 510 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,426 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Granny got bank. 511 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:31,474 I got $25,000. Can I get 26? 512 00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:34,564 25 going once. 25 going twice. 513 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,043 Three times, call it. Call it, call it. 514 00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:37,784 - All righty, sold! Woo-hoo-hoo! 515 00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:39,046 To that beautiful young lady with the cane! 516 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,439 Yeah, yeah! 517 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,180 All right now. Move out the way, sugar. 518 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,312 Let me get my stuff. 519 00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:51,363 Hey. Ready for the next drink? 520 00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,017 Thank you, but I'm good. 521 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:55,802 Oh, it's just, you know, the bar's just really backed up, 522 00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:58,022 so you should put in your order now. 523 00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,852 All right. 524 00:20:01,895 --> 00:20:04,289 Oh, wait, this one's been messing up all day. 525 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,465 Try this one. 526 00:20:09,381 --> 00:20:10,991 It's my artist website. 527 00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,254 Please, just take a listen. I hope you like it. 528 00:20:12,297 --> 00:20:13,994 I'm sorry, I'm not sorry. 529 00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:16,301 Just... 530 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:19,913 Looks like Miss Gladys found herself a date. 531 00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,393 She certainly is enchanting. 532 00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:22,829 Mm-hmm. 533 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:25,615 Enchanting enough to change your mind? 534 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:29,140 Miss Brittany, Jamison seems like a nice young man. 535 00:20:29,183 --> 00:20:31,577 But as I told Tasha and Malik, 536 00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:34,276 he's not a good fit for the Fighting Fury. 537 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,456 You good, girl? 538 00:20:40,499 --> 00:20:41,892 - I've been better. - I heard that. 539 00:20:44,024 --> 00:20:46,113 Oh! That's my shit! 540 00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:47,985 I told y'all that they'd play this. 541 00:20:48,028 --> 00:20:49,465 - We gotta go. - No, no, no, no, I can't. 542 00:20:49,508 --> 00:20:51,336 - I can't wobble and work. - Let go! 543 00:20:52,772 --> 00:20:54,644 ♪ Let me see you just 544 00:21:00,432 --> 00:21:01,651 Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. 545 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:04,697 Y'all ready? Y'all ready? Ha! Oh! 546 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,969 ♪ Get in there, yeah, yeah 547 00:21:18,624 --> 00:21:20,191 ♪ Get in there, yeah, yeah 548 00:21:20,234 --> 00:21:21,758 Go, Colonel! 549 00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:26,589 Malik! What you doing? 550 00:21:26,632 --> 00:21:29,287 Why you look like a drunk turkey? 551 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,767 I'm doing this No-Nut November thing, mama, 552 00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:32,029 I can't bust one for a whole month. 553 00:21:32,072 --> 00:21:33,465 Got me wobbling a little off. 554 00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:36,033 Oh, my Wilbur tried that once. 555 00:21:36,076 --> 00:21:38,557 - Uh-huh? - It was a hellish two days. 556 00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:42,082 Oh, actually, this skirt is what bumped it. 557 00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:44,998 - Ooh! All right now. - Whoo! 558 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:46,870 - Don't hurt nobody. - Okay. 559 00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:55,966 ♪ I see you moving your head 560 00:21:56,009 --> 00:21:58,011 Malik, I don't know what is wrong with you, okay? 561 00:21:58,055 --> 00:22:00,100 No matter how many problems that me and Pookie have, 562 00:22:00,144 --> 00:22:02,494 he give me a variety pack of nuts, okay? 563 00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,409 - Okay, good, okay, yeah. - I'm talking 'bout peanuts. 564 00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:06,803 - Okay, got it, Mama, got it. - Almonds, cashews. 565 00:22:06,846 --> 00:22:09,022 - Chocolate-covered nuts. - Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. 566 00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:12,417 To nut or not to nut. That is the question. 567 00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:14,288 - And the answer... - Is? 568 00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:16,203 Hell, yeah! 569 00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:18,249 I'm gonna-- I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it. 570 00:22:18,292 --> 00:22:19,598 Okay. 571 00:22:21,121 --> 00:22:22,732 - I'm gonna make it. - All right. 572 00:22:26,213 --> 00:22:27,954 I'm gonna make it. 573 00:22:32,132 --> 00:22:34,961 Oh... oh. I'm gonna make it. 574 00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:37,094 I'm gonna make it. 575 00:22:37,137 --> 00:22:38,487 He ain't gonna make it. 576 00:22:38,530 --> 00:22:40,576 He is not gonna make it. 577 00:22:40,619 --> 00:22:44,057 I'm not gonna make it. I ain't gonna make it. 578 00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:48,888 But look who made it. 579 00:22:48,932 --> 00:22:52,326 Look who just beat Oprah, fam! 580 00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:57,593 - Over two million! - Oh, yes! 581 00:22:57,636 --> 00:22:59,769 And look who is having a grand old time. 582 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:02,075 - Mm-hmm. 583 00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:06,123 Where he at? Wobble, baby, unh, unh, unh. 584 00:23:08,038 --> 00:23:09,909 - Oh-ho-ho-ho. 585 00:23:09,953 --> 00:23:11,650 - Mm-hmm. - Shit. 586 00:23:12,999 --> 00:23:15,524 Ooh. Wait, wait. 587 00:23:15,567 --> 00:23:16,742 Please respect my boundaries. 588 00:23:16,786 --> 00:23:18,831 Just relax. 589 00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:20,572 I got your boundaries. 590 00:23:24,271 --> 00:23:25,577 Just make it through the day, Malik, 591 00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:27,927 just make it through the day. Wait. 592 00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:30,495 Don't wait. Don't, don't. 593 00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,411 Oh, fuck it. 594 00:23:35,413 --> 00:23:37,981 Oh! 595 00:23:38,024 --> 00:23:39,373 Whoo! 596 00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:40,679 I made it through the day. 597 00:23:40,723 --> 00:23:42,420 Tomorrow will take care of itself. 598 00:23:44,553 --> 00:23:46,990 Um... 599 00:23:47,033 --> 00:23:49,035 Where are you going? 600 00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:50,472 To celebrate. 601 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,387 Hey, what are you doing in 29 days? 602 00:23:57,914 --> 00:24:01,570 Hey, so I-- I spoke with the Colonel, 603 00:24:01,613 --> 00:24:04,007 and it's not a "no." 604 00:24:04,050 --> 00:24:05,922 It's just a "not right now." 605 00:24:05,965 --> 00:24:08,011 But it's okay, because I'm already working on a plan B. 606 00:24:08,054 --> 00:24:09,578 Yeah, I appreciate that, Brittany, but we both know 607 00:24:09,621 --> 00:24:10,840 it's not gonna happen. 608 00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:12,842 My God in heaven. 609 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:15,018 Jamison Fields. 610 00:24:15,061 --> 00:24:17,629 - I thought that was you. - Mr. Morris. 611 00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:20,240 What is it, only, um, 92 days 612 00:24:20,284 --> 00:24:21,677 since you've been out of prison, 613 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,506 and you're already at an event like this. 614 00:24:24,549 --> 00:24:26,072 How fucking fair is that? 615 00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:28,161 I did my time. 616 00:24:28,205 --> 00:24:29,902 As far as I'm concerned, I can go anywhere I want to. 617 00:24:29,946 --> 00:24:31,948 And as far as I'm concerned, 618 00:24:31,991 --> 00:24:34,385 three years is a joke for what you did to my daughter. 619 00:24:34,428 --> 00:24:36,039 I didn't do anything to your daughter, Mr. Morris. 620 00:24:36,082 --> 00:24:38,041 Okay. All right. Everybody-- everybody, calm down. 621 00:24:38,084 --> 00:24:40,522 This criminal has no business here. 622 00:24:40,565 --> 00:24:42,219 Are you serious, man? 623 00:24:42,262 --> 00:24:43,916 - Jamison, Jamison. - And I want him gone, now. 624 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,527 - No, I need to leave. - You don't have to go anywhere. 625 00:24:45,570 --> 00:24:46,876 Because if I stay here, it'll get out of hand. 626 00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:48,225 What the hell is going on here? 627 00:24:48,268 --> 00:24:49,879 I came here to support young girls 628 00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:51,663 and ensure their future, but I am forced 629 00:24:51,707 --> 00:24:53,317 to see the thug who took advantage 630 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,753 - of my little girl? - Okay, wait a minute. 631 00:24:54,797 --> 00:24:56,320 Can we just talk about this in private? 632 00:24:56,363 --> 00:24:58,627 No, no, no, no. There is nothing to discuss. 633 00:24:58,670 --> 00:25:01,325 You should be ashamed to let a thug like that 634 00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:03,283 - dishonor this event. - Wait, hold on. 635 00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:05,068 I'm all about supporting women. 636 00:25:05,111 --> 00:25:06,896 Now, I feel for what happened to you and your daughter, 637 00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:08,550 but what happened to Jamison, it stinks. 638 00:25:08,593 --> 00:25:09,899 'Cause if he was your son, 639 00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:11,335 he would've got a slap on the wrist. 640 00:25:11,378 --> 00:25:13,990 But his father was Black, so he went to jail. 641 00:25:14,033 --> 00:25:15,774 That's ridiculous, and it's offensive, 642 00:25:15,818 --> 00:25:17,689 - and I want my donation back. 643 00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:20,431 Take your damn donation, I don't need your money. 644 00:25:21,824 --> 00:25:23,565 Here, take it. 645 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,352 You know, it's pretty obvious you don't have a daughter, 646 00:25:28,395 --> 00:25:30,702 because you can't understand that kind of love. 647 00:25:30,746 --> 00:25:32,269 You know what, not only do I have a daughter, 648 00:25:32,312 --> 00:25:34,488 I have a Black son who could have suffered 649 00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:36,665 the same fate that Jamison did. 650 00:25:36,708 --> 00:25:39,493 Now, Mr. Morris, I understand your pain. 651 00:25:39,537 --> 00:25:41,757 But the love that I have for both of my children 652 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,759 is just as strong as the love you have for yours. 653 00:25:50,504 --> 00:25:53,203 See? Now, that's what happen 654 00:25:53,246 --> 00:25:55,161 when Black folk throw a white party. 655 00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:56,598 White folk get mad. 656 00:25:56,641 --> 00:25:58,164 Ain't that a bitch? 657 00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,731 Whoo! All right, DJ. 658 00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:01,428 Drop that beat. 659 00:26:02,821 --> 00:26:05,389 All right, y'all, the night is still young. 660 00:26:05,432 --> 00:26:07,173 - Tasha. 661 00:26:07,217 --> 00:26:09,262 - I am so sorry. - No, no, no. 662 00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:11,003 Listen, the past few days, 663 00:26:11,047 --> 00:26:14,224 Malik, Miss Brittany, and... 664 00:26:14,267 --> 00:26:18,315 that nice older lady-- with a knife-- 665 00:26:18,358 --> 00:26:21,579 have all been asking me to give Jamison a second chance. 666 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:24,190 But what you just did... 667 00:26:24,234 --> 00:26:25,844 ...to Brett Morris? 668 00:26:25,888 --> 00:26:27,846 That was inspired. 669 00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:30,893 If all these people, and you, a woman whose opinion 670 00:26:30,936 --> 00:26:32,677 I've grown to respect, 671 00:26:32,721 --> 00:26:34,766 see something that special in this young man, 672 00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:36,333 then I guess I can risk seeing it too. 673 00:26:36,376 --> 00:26:39,162 You tell him he's got a spot on training camp. 674 00:26:39,205 --> 00:26:40,511 Are you serious, Colonel? 675 00:26:40,554 --> 00:26:41,947 Book it. 676 00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:45,255 And now, fix my Garret problem. 677 00:26:45,298 --> 00:26:47,692 Okay. Ah! 678 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,565 Tasha! We did it! 679 00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:54,046 Slow your roll, baby boss. Okay, I did it. 680 00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:58,007 And it cost me 200 grand and a victory over Oprah. 681 00:26:59,704 --> 00:27:01,837 You invited Jamison and that old lady, didn't you? 682 00:27:02,881 --> 00:27:04,491 Yeah, I did. 683 00:27:04,535 --> 00:27:05,928 That was a baller move. 684 00:27:05,971 --> 00:27:07,669 Some might call it a Mack move. 685 00:27:07,712 --> 00:27:09,801 Yeah, some fool would, okay? 686 00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:12,499 But if that fool is fool enough 687 00:27:12,543 --> 00:27:14,501 to ever pull a stunt like that again, 688 00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:16,982 she could be out of a job, okay? 689 00:27:17,026 --> 00:27:18,767 Okay. 690 00:27:19,811 --> 00:27:21,117 Turn it up. 691 00:27:25,034 --> 00:27:26,122 What'd I miss? 692 00:27:27,776 --> 00:27:30,648 I've never done anything like that in my life, you know? 693 00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:32,084 But I just-- I don't even know what got into me. 694 00:27:32,128 --> 00:27:33,520 I just had to shoot my shot, you know? 695 00:27:33,564 --> 00:27:35,392 We're not friends, okay? 696 00:27:37,133 --> 00:27:39,222 I am so sorry. 697 00:27:39,265 --> 00:27:40,571 It's okay, it's okay. 698 00:27:40,614 --> 00:27:42,529 It was a stank move, but it worked. 699 00:27:42,573 --> 00:27:44,357 I have a producer friend named Avery J., 700 00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:46,142 - and she thinks you're dope. - My G-- 701 00:27:46,185 --> 00:27:47,578 She started following you. 702 00:27:47,621 --> 00:27:49,754 You got skills. Keep working it, okay? 703 00:27:49,798 --> 00:27:52,539 Oh my-- thank you. Thank you. 704 00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:54,541 - Oh my God! - What? What? What? 705 00:27:54,585 --> 00:27:57,153 I knew it! She said I got skills! 706 00:27:57,196 --> 00:27:58,720 What, she said you got skills? 707 00:27:58,763 --> 00:28:00,156 Tasha said I'm a baby boss. 708 00:28:04,377 --> 00:28:05,727 Oh my God. 709 00:28:05,770 --> 00:28:07,032 Stop. 710 00:28:08,077 --> 00:28:11,036 - You're fired. - Sorry. 711 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,603 We should get wasted 828 style. 712 00:28:12,646 --> 00:28:14,474 828! Okay, I would love to, I would love to, 713 00:28:14,518 --> 00:28:16,868 but really, I gotta-- I gotta handle something. 714 00:28:16,912 --> 00:28:20,132 But I will see you at home, maybe. 715 00:28:20,176 --> 00:28:22,221 Miss Navarro, care to dance? 716 00:28:22,265 --> 00:28:24,571 Dance? I, um... 717 00:28:24,615 --> 00:28:27,444 I just spent my $24. 718 00:28:27,487 --> 00:28:30,142 It's okay. I'll take credit cards. 719 00:28:31,230 --> 00:28:35,800 $1,935,000! 720 00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:40,631 Yes! Yes! 721 00:28:40,674 --> 00:28:42,459 Wonderful. 722 00:28:42,502 --> 00:28:45,157 Thank you so much! 723 00:28:47,072 --> 00:28:49,814 Get that. Ah! Perfect. 724 00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:51,598 - Okay. - There you go, honey. 725 00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:53,296 You know, that's almost as much as Oprah raised for us. 726 00:28:53,339 --> 00:28:55,646 - Really? - Yes. 727 00:28:55,689 --> 00:28:58,127 I didn't know. 728 00:28:58,170 --> 00:28:59,824 - So, Simone, listen. - Yes? 729 00:28:59,868 --> 00:29:02,044 Now, my daughter Kai is eight, 730 00:29:02,087 --> 00:29:04,742 but she is already beating teenagers in tennis, 731 00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:06,700 and I just know that Oakmont 732 00:29:06,744 --> 00:29:09,094 would take her game to the next level. 733 00:29:09,138 --> 00:29:12,097 - You are clearly invested. - Mm-hmm. 734 00:29:12,141 --> 00:29:15,797 So, I am gonna sign you up for the big scrub. 735 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,321 Oh! Okay, well, you know what? 736 00:29:18,364 --> 00:29:22,238 As the check shows, I'm down with Oakmont, okay? 737 00:29:22,281 --> 00:29:24,849 But I'm also CEO of my own company, 738 00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:27,069 you know, which is very demanding to my schedule. 739 00:29:27,112 --> 00:29:29,767 You know, women in charge like us. 740 00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:32,117 Girl pow-pow-power. 741 00:29:32,161 --> 00:29:34,990 Yeah, see, Tasha, parent participation 742 00:29:35,033 --> 00:29:36,643 - is mandatory. - Mm-hmm. 743 00:29:36,687 --> 00:29:38,428 You can miss one event per term, 744 00:29:38,471 --> 00:29:39,995 but that's it, there's no exceptions. 745 00:29:40,038 --> 00:29:44,173 So, either you're all in, Tasha, 746 00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:45,739 or Kai won't be. 747 00:29:45,783 --> 00:29:47,698 I'm sorry. 748 00:29:47,741 --> 00:29:50,048 - But this is wonderful. - Yes. 749 00:29:50,092 --> 00:29:52,094 - Thank you so much for this. - You're welcome. 750 00:29:52,137 --> 00:29:55,314 - You know, that is $1,935,000. - Yes. 751 00:29:55,358 --> 00:29:56,881 I'm gonna need to get a bigger purse. 752 00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:00,232 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 753 00:30:27,999 --> 00:30:32,177 ♪ I'm already on my knees 754 00:30:44,450 --> 00:30:48,019 You know, um... you shouldn't drink alone. 755 00:30:52,110 --> 00:30:53,851 What were you thinking inviting me to that party? 756 00:30:55,331 --> 00:30:57,420 - I was humiliated out there. - I'm sorry. 757 00:30:57,463 --> 00:30:59,596 I honestly had no idea who he was. 758 00:30:59,639 --> 00:31:01,032 You didn't care who he was. 759 00:31:01,076 --> 00:31:02,512 This was not about me, this was about you 760 00:31:02,555 --> 00:31:03,905 proving yourself to Tasha. 761 00:31:03,948 --> 00:31:05,558 Yes, I wanna prove myself just like you do. 762 00:31:05,602 --> 00:31:07,256 But the reason I go so hard for you 763 00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:08,910 is because I believe in you. 764 00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:13,740 Seeing that man tonight, 765 00:31:13,784 --> 00:31:16,265 that look he had in his eyes, 766 00:31:16,308 --> 00:31:18,658 that brought back so many memories. 767 00:31:20,138 --> 00:31:22,575 I was 18. 768 00:31:22,619 --> 00:31:24,012 And cocky. 769 00:31:25,622 --> 00:31:29,017 Allison was 16, rich. 770 00:31:29,060 --> 00:31:30,801 Her parents did not want us together. 771 00:31:30,844 --> 00:31:34,587 And then my birthday came right before prom. 772 00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:36,720 She lied to them so we can go together, 773 00:31:36,763 --> 00:31:39,941 and then, that night, we, um... 774 00:31:42,682 --> 00:31:44,554 It was our first time. 775 00:31:46,295 --> 00:31:48,166 We fell asleep right in each other's arms. 776 00:31:50,516 --> 00:31:53,215 But the next morning, the cops were everywhere. 777 00:31:55,826 --> 00:31:58,046 I was arrested and promised probation 778 00:31:58,089 --> 00:32:00,004 if I pleaded no contest. 779 00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:01,832 But the judge had other plans. 780 00:32:03,486 --> 00:32:06,532 The whole thing is just so messed up. 781 00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:09,840 I served three years in prison 782 00:32:09,883 --> 00:32:11,973 for just making love to my girlfriend. 783 00:32:14,671 --> 00:32:16,586 I just want my life back. 784 00:32:19,850 --> 00:32:22,809 I know nothing can change what happened to you. 785 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:26,900 But you will get your life back, Jamison. 786 00:32:28,467 --> 00:32:30,295 And it starts with following your dreams. 787 00:32:31,949 --> 00:32:33,690 The Colonel... 788 00:32:35,126 --> 00:32:36,910 he's invited you to training camp. 789 00:32:38,216 --> 00:32:42,133 So, you, sir, are officially a pro football player. 790 00:32:45,963 --> 00:32:49,271 I'm sorry, what? 791 00:32:49,314 --> 00:32:51,621 Yeah, it worked. 792 00:32:51,664 --> 00:32:53,579 Holy... 793 00:32:53,623 --> 00:32:55,364 - So, it actually worked! - It worked. 794 00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:58,062 It worked! 795 00:32:58,106 --> 00:33:00,934 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 796 00:33:06,592 --> 00:33:09,160 I never thought I would tell anybody that story. 797 00:33:11,728 --> 00:33:13,077 Whoo! 798 00:33:13,121 --> 00:33:15,906 It's the no-nut afterparty, baby! 799 00:33:15,949 --> 00:33:17,821 - And now, Miss Gladys? - Uh-huh? 800 00:33:17,864 --> 00:33:19,736 You know there's a big old pole upstairs 801 00:33:19,779 --> 00:33:21,085 with your name on it, don't you? 802 00:33:21,129 --> 00:33:22,608 GLADYS: Yeah, uh-uh-uh-uh. 803 00:33:22,652 --> 00:33:24,741 Remember, I told you, my name is Cinnamon. 804 00:33:24,784 --> 00:33:26,612 - Oh, Cinnamon. - Yeah. 805 00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:29,224 All right, well, I guess I'm No-Nutmeg. 806 00:33:29,267 --> 00:33:31,226 Ain't no party like a No-Nut party, 807 00:33:31,269 --> 00:33:33,663 'cause a No-Nut party don't stop, whoo! 808 00:33:40,235 --> 00:33:41,062 ♪