1 00:00:04,743 --> 00:00:07,267 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first-ever 2 00:00:07,311 --> 00:00:09,617 training camp for our Las Vegas 3 00:00:09,661 --> 00:00:12,011 Fighting Fury! 4 00:00:14,535 --> 00:00:16,015 Okay. 5 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:18,626 First day of training camp, baby! 6 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:20,498 Title or bust, dawg, title or bust! 7 00:00:20,541 --> 00:00:24,589 - Oh! We gotta go! - Yeah! 8 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:30,856 You gotta moan quiet, or your pilot is gonna hear you. 9 00:00:30,899 --> 00:00:33,032 No, Steadman is paid not to hear. 10 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,990 -Please fasten your seatbelts. 11 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:36,905 Pookie Time is causing 12 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:38,777 - Ahh, yeah, it's Pookie Time. - major turbulence. 13 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:41,997 ...I got your back, okay? 14 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:44,130 And a Rolex because I always make time for you, 15 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:46,132 and a Pow-Pow-Power Bar because I never 16 00:00:46,176 --> 00:00:48,308 - run out of energy. - You could've just sent a courier. 17 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:50,223 Save you money and me time. 18 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:52,399 Personal touch, new-school, see, 19 00:00:52,443 --> 00:00:53,879 that's how you become old school. 20 00:00:53,922 --> 00:00:55,446 Or else you're gonna flunk out of school. 21 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:57,578 So deliver those gift bags by the end of the day. 22 00:00:57,622 --> 00:00:59,624 All right, now get to it. 23 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:02,148 Ooh, now, where were we? 24 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:06,109 We were talking about, you know, this, about us. 25 00:01:06,152 --> 00:01:08,589 Oh, right, okay, look, 26 00:01:08,633 --> 00:01:10,025 Pookie, now I know things have been 27 00:01:10,069 --> 00:01:11,940 a little off, all right, but... 28 00:01:11,984 --> 00:01:13,246 - Yeah. - This weekend, we gonna 29 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:16,902 get back on track. Okay? Kai is with your mom, 30 00:01:16,945 --> 00:01:18,947 so hopefully she'll survive, all right? 31 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:20,688 And then we can just-- 32 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:24,910 What is this? 33 00:01:26,825 --> 00:01:29,088 Divorce papers? What, you leaving me? 34 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:31,134 No. Y-Yes. I mean-- 35 00:01:31,177 --> 00:01:33,266 You know what, look-- Tasha, it's just not working out. 36 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:35,094 No, no, no, you know what? 37 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:37,705 You know how you get featured in Mogul Magazine? 38 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:40,055 By always staying one step ahead. 39 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:45,017 Winston and Lee? Divorce lawyers? 40 00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:47,324 The best divorce lawyers. 41 00:01:47,367 --> 00:01:50,196 They separated Kanye from his other personalities. 42 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:55,419 Damn, this sun ain't playing, man. 43 00:01:55,462 --> 00:01:57,203 Sweating like a runaway slave, bro. 44 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:58,987 Must've lost ten pounds. 45 00:01:59,031 --> 00:02:01,251 Ain't trying to get fined for not making weight, so... 46 00:02:01,294 --> 00:02:03,427 - Oh, that's right. - Excuse me. 47 00:02:03,470 --> 00:02:05,429 Hey, rookie, this area right here, 48 00:02:05,472 --> 00:02:07,213 this is for the vets. 49 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:09,084 Come on. 50 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:10,869 What about Connor? He's a rookie. 51 00:02:10,912 --> 00:02:13,219 Bro, Connor's a first-round draft pick, man. 52 00:02:13,263 --> 00:02:14,655 - All right? - He's still a rookie. 53 00:02:14,699 --> 00:02:16,135 I don't know if you've been told. 54 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:17,919 See that watering hole back there? 55 00:02:17,963 --> 00:02:19,617 That watering hole is for rookies who won't 56 00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:21,836 make it past the first cut, a'ight? 57 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,447 I'll holla at you. 58 00:02:23,490 --> 00:02:26,537 Anyway, bro, you stay focused on your mind. 59 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,669 So you've been thinking about the same thing. 60 00:02:28,713 --> 00:02:30,105 Yeah, well, you know, it's kind of 61 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:33,761 where we are, right? I mean, we both saw it coming. 62 00:02:33,805 --> 00:02:35,372 Yeah. 63 00:02:37,765 --> 00:02:40,725 Okay, look, I don't accept this. 64 00:02:40,768 --> 00:02:43,293 Okay-- why don't we just take the weekend 65 00:02:43,336 --> 00:02:45,904 and see how things work, and then... 66 00:02:45,947 --> 00:02:48,646 - then we can decide. - Weekend. 67 00:02:48,689 --> 00:02:51,866 - Then we decide. - Good. 68 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,694 'Cause judging by that stationery, 69 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:56,088 my attorneys would've kicked the shit outta yours. 70 00:02:56,131 --> 00:02:58,264 - Right-- listen. - Mm-hmm. 71 00:02:58,308 --> 00:03:01,528 But this weekend is for us. Okay? Real talk, no work. 72 00:03:01,572 --> 00:03:03,356 Absolutely, okay? 73 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,271 We might even be able to get a little Pookie time 74 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:07,360 - up in there. - Mmm, say what? 75 00:03:09,362 --> 00:03:11,103 Right after I get this. 76 00:03:17,370 --> 00:03:19,633 You know, you promised when I made Raquel my house act 77 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:21,418 that you were gonna pack this club, but now, 78 00:03:21,461 --> 00:03:23,071 - that didn't happen. - I-- I know, I just, 79 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:25,160 I got sidetracked, but don't worry because 80 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:26,945 - I'm planning something really big-- - Oh, no, it's all good. 81 00:03:26,988 --> 00:03:28,729 I just wanted you here so I can fire you and Raquel 82 00:03:28,773 --> 00:03:31,123 - in person... Raquel? - No-no-no, wait-wait-wait, 83 00:03:31,166 --> 00:03:33,038 - how am I gonna explain that to Raquel? - I don't know, 84 00:03:33,081 --> 00:03:34,822 Brittany, how are-- Raquel, how can Brittany 85 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:36,215 - explain this to you? - Explain what? 86 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:38,870 That we're having a big 828 Style blowout 87 00:03:38,913 --> 00:03:41,264 - here at the club. - Oh, that sounds fire, but listen, 88 00:03:41,307 --> 00:03:42,526 I gotta get ready for the showcase. 89 00:03:42,569 --> 00:03:44,528 Thank you so much, Montana, I appreciate it. 90 00:03:44,571 --> 00:03:47,531 If I pack this club up, can you promise not to fire Raquel? 91 00:03:47,574 --> 00:03:49,446 Come on, Montana, she really needs this gig. 92 00:03:49,489 --> 00:03:52,884 You pack it tonight, or you and Raquel are done. 93 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,200 Yo, Coach. Dawg, why aren't we using 94 00:04:05,244 --> 00:04:08,029 the indoor field? You can have this heat. 95 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:09,727 It's called adversity, right? 96 00:04:09,770 --> 00:04:12,164 - Brings the team together. - Yeah, so do funerals. 97 00:04:12,207 --> 00:04:13,470 Okay? 'Cause we all gonna drop dead if you 98 00:04:13,513 --> 00:04:15,559 - keep this shit up, dawg. - We'll be fine. 99 00:04:15,602 --> 00:04:17,212 How the hell you know? You ain't God. 100 00:04:18,431 --> 00:04:21,782 - On this field, I am. 101 00:04:23,218 --> 00:04:24,916 You know, we were a team. 102 00:04:24,959 --> 00:04:29,399 Now, I feel like a... a shelf husband. 103 00:04:29,442 --> 00:04:31,705 You know, you take me down, dust me off when you need me, 104 00:04:31,749 --> 00:04:34,055 and then you just put me back when you don't. 105 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:36,623 That is not fair, Pookie. When we got married, 106 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:38,625 we both said that we would give each other permission 107 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:40,105 - to pursue our careers. - That was before 108 00:04:40,148 --> 00:04:42,325 your career swallowed our entire life. 109 00:04:42,368 --> 00:04:45,806 And who is the awkward white boy creeping up on you? 110 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,504 Oh, hell no. 111 00:04:47,547 --> 00:04:49,332 That's that white whale from-- 112 00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:51,856 Hey, Ms. Mack, your assistant said you'd be here. 113 00:04:51,899 --> 00:04:53,945 - I've been calling. - Do I look like I give a damn? 114 00:04:53,988 --> 00:04:55,686 Listen, I screwed up. Okay? 115 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:57,252 - Mm-hmm. - I screwed up. 116 00:04:57,296 --> 00:04:58,863 I want you to be my agent. 117 00:04:58,906 --> 00:05:00,734 Seems I'm not the only one not listening. 118 00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:02,388 See, that's what I love about you. 119 00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:05,826 You got the biggest set of balls I've ever seen. 120 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:07,219 No offense, sir. 121 00:05:07,262 --> 00:05:09,526 Oh, I know all about her balls. 122 00:05:09,569 --> 00:05:12,746 Avery J. just confirmed for tonight! 123 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:15,096 Shut up! Oh, my gosh, that is so dope! 124 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:16,707 Oh, my God, I just caught nerves. 125 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,404 - Oh, girl-- - Do you know how many careers 126 00:05:18,448 --> 00:05:20,145 she's launched just by posting a song 127 00:05:20,188 --> 00:05:21,929 - on her SoundCloud? - You know, 128 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:23,714 if you really wanna blow her away, 129 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,716 you should do the set at a packed house at 51. 130 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:28,458 No, no, I'm trying new personal material, 131 00:05:28,501 --> 00:05:32,026 and I just-- I want a chill vibe for my showcase, you know? 132 00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:35,334 Yeah, no... I get it. 133 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:36,901 Like, I believe in this so much... 134 00:05:36,944 --> 00:05:39,425 - Mm-hmm. - ...I, um, I pulled a Brit, 135 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:41,558 and I sank my entire savings into it. 136 00:05:41,601 --> 00:05:44,430 Wow, okay... okay. 137 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:46,780 - What? - Nothing, it's just, Montana's on my ass 138 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:48,521 about packing the club tonight. 139 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:50,567 I get that, but I-- I'm doing this here tonight, 140 00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:53,004 and I really need you by my side. 141 00:05:54,092 --> 00:05:56,399 Anyway, I'm in town, my fiancée's with me. 142 00:05:56,442 --> 00:05:59,358 Meet her, and hell, we can sign on. 143 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:00,794 - "We"? - Oh, yeah, I mean, 144 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:02,317 she's my teammate, we make... 145 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:03,971 all our decisions together. 146 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:06,931 - Yeah. 147 00:06:06,974 --> 00:06:09,586 Look, boy, I did my dance, 148 00:06:09,629 --> 00:06:11,892 and you had your chance, okay? 149 00:06:11,936 --> 00:06:13,851 And besides, what I'm doing right here 150 00:06:13,894 --> 00:06:16,462 with my teammate is way more important. 151 00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:18,551 - So you need to step off. - Okay, babe... 152 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:20,727 listen, are you sure? 153 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:22,642 Pookie, you are my priority. 154 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:24,775 If you don't chase this wave, 155 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:27,952 you might regret it, and I don't want that... 156 00:06:27,995 --> 00:06:30,215 to affect this. 157 00:06:30,258 --> 00:06:32,304 Can I get you anything else? 158 00:06:33,653 --> 00:06:36,047 Yeah, give me two Kobe steaks, 159 00:06:36,090 --> 00:06:39,442 four lobsters, and a bottle of 2015 Opus One to go. 160 00:06:39,485 --> 00:06:41,705 Get a check to the white boy. 161 00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:44,272 It-- yeah, it's okay. 162 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:46,274 Brit, you know what? I have an idea. 163 00:06:46,318 --> 00:06:47,928 Why don't you throw an opening day 164 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:49,843 of training camp bash? Big sweaty dudes need 165 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:52,585 a place to unwind after playing with themselves all day. 166 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:54,761 - Best friend. - What? 167 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:56,894 - That is genius. - Really? 168 00:06:56,937 --> 00:06:59,505 Yes! Yes! I did it for Garret's party, I can do it again. 169 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:01,420 Yeah, just don't sell Tasha's champagne. 170 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:03,117 - That part. - Yeah. 171 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:04,510 You know what you should do. 172 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:06,773 You should invite Garret 173 00:07:06,817 --> 00:07:08,906 to unwind to the sweet sounds-- 174 00:07:08,949 --> 00:07:10,690 --of Raquel Navarro. 175 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:12,736 You need to mind your business, Brit. 176 00:07:12,779 --> 00:07:14,694 Thank you very much. 177 00:07:14,738 --> 00:07:16,740 - Yo, I'm sweating, 178 00:07:16,783 --> 00:07:18,959 - and I'm in the damn pool. - That's exactly 179 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:20,961 why Lik needs to holler at the colonel 180 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:22,223 to get us to practice indoors. 181 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:24,051 Boy, you the players' rep. Hell, you do it. 182 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:25,879 Bro, you practically the owner, man. 183 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:28,186 The quarterback is supposed to be the team leader. 184 00:07:28,229 --> 00:07:30,275 Are you a leader? 185 00:07:30,318 --> 00:07:32,059 I think he is leading. 186 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:34,279 He asked the coach about it, and the coach said no. 187 00:07:34,322 --> 00:07:36,499 - Now it's on his radar. - Did y'all hear that? 188 00:07:36,542 --> 00:07:39,893 If it's not the sound of a dead player walking. 189 00:07:42,069 --> 00:07:43,723 That "dead" shit ain't funny, Taylor. 190 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:44,898 Dawg, come on, man, why don't y'all 191 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:46,639 give the kid a break? Why are y'all 192 00:07:46,683 --> 00:07:48,685 freezing this man out, huh? 193 00:07:48,728 --> 00:07:50,991 - 'Cause he about to be gone. - Bingo. 194 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:53,559 Player with that much baggage, you know he won't last, Lee. 195 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:56,649 Hey, I got five racks says he's first cut. 196 00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:58,259 I'll put 2,000 on it myself. 197 00:07:58,303 --> 00:08:00,044 Now, come on, not you too, Garret. 198 00:08:00,087 --> 00:08:01,959 - Come on, bro. - It's a good bet. Four to one odds. 199 00:08:02,002 --> 00:08:03,569 Hot afternoon, gentlemen. 200 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:05,353 Hey, hey. Courtesy of Tasha Mack. 201 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:07,312 Celebrating the opening of training camp, 202 00:08:07,355 --> 00:08:09,532 and the party continues tonight at Joint 51, 203 00:08:09,575 --> 00:08:12,099 so invite your crew, because it's gonna be lit. 204 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:14,188 Will Raquel be there tonight? 205 00:08:14,232 --> 00:08:16,669 Oh, she's having, like, a little soiree at our place. 206 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:19,193 You should... you should stop by. 207 00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:20,717 She'd love to see you. 208 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:22,806 Yeah, cool, I'll-- I'll try to make it. 209 00:08:22,849 --> 00:08:25,286 Uh... 210 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,332 where's Mr. Jiggles? 211 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:29,116 Probably around here somewhere breaking a sweat. 212 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,728 - Copy that. - Yo, Lee, 213 00:08:31,771 --> 00:08:33,512 are you gonna talk to the Colonel, man, 214 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:35,558 - to get us indoors, what's up? - Hell to the no. 215 00:08:37,690 --> 00:08:40,171 Yeah, hell, yeah, I'll bend his rich-ass ear. 216 00:08:40,214 --> 00:08:42,173 You know me, dawg, come on. 217 00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:49,223 Hey. 218 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:53,880 - Hey. - I have something for you. 219 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:56,666 - Oh, for me? - Mm-hmm, this is from Tasha. 220 00:08:56,709 --> 00:08:59,146 And this is from me. 221 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:02,323 Wait, what is this? 222 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,542 It's good luck. 223 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:05,109 I made one for my dad every season, 224 00:09:05,152 --> 00:09:07,285 and he'll get a gold jacket one day, so... 225 00:09:07,328 --> 00:09:09,592 This is very nice. 226 00:09:09,635 --> 00:09:11,637 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 227 00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:14,292 - Here, let me help you. - Uh-- okay. 228 00:09:16,337 --> 00:09:18,644 Tighten it and... 229 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:22,343 that looks really good on you. 230 00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:24,215 - Does it? - New school! 231 00:09:24,258 --> 00:09:26,565 I told you to deliver the packages, not inspect 'em. 232 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:29,089 Yeah. 233 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,787 Thank you, Ms. Tasha, for the gift. 234 00:09:30,830 --> 00:09:32,005 Yeah, yeah. 235 00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:33,659 - What up, mom? - Hey! 236 00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:35,487 Ooh, I didn't know all this was going on. 237 00:09:35,530 --> 00:09:38,185 - What you doing here? - Oh, I'm meeting Kincaid 238 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:39,926 and his girl, mm-hmm. 239 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,624 I needed your palace to seal the deal. 240 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:44,017 Pookie's already inside, setting up. 241 00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:45,628 So you're still chasing that punk-ass dude 242 00:09:45,671 --> 00:09:47,455 after all the shit he put you through-- 243 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:49,414 - and I mean literally. - I know. 244 00:09:49,457 --> 00:09:51,503 My Louboutins still ain't been the same, okay? 245 00:09:51,546 --> 00:09:54,419 But Big Country-- he came crawling back to me, Malik. 246 00:09:54,462 --> 00:09:55,681 Okay, well, I'm not sticking around 247 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,074 to see you play yourself again. 248 00:09:59,119 --> 00:10:01,078 What have we here? 249 00:10:01,121 --> 00:10:04,951 That Tasha Mack sure dills my pickle. 250 00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:06,692 Don't tell her I said that. 251 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:09,608 - Said what, Colonel? - Good girl. 252 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,523 Ms. Brittany, meet Ramon. 253 00:10:11,566 --> 00:10:14,004 My entertainment director. He handles all the music 254 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,702 in the stadium, and he's a big-time influencer. 255 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,486 Nice to meet you-- entertainment director? 256 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:19,966 - Yeah. - Yeah, my roommate, she's doing 257 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:22,273 this cool living room concert tonight. 258 00:10:22,316 --> 00:10:24,362 You should come, too. Legit, she's the next J.Lo. 259 00:10:24,405 --> 00:10:25,885 Word-- yeah, it's been a minute since I've been 260 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,757 - to a living room set. - I will drop you 261 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,846 the address right now. 262 00:10:29,889 --> 00:10:31,935 -Wedding planning is in full swing. 263 00:10:31,978 --> 00:10:33,458 Actually, after we're done here, 264 00:10:33,501 --> 00:10:35,765 we're off to Bridals by Lori. Not a lot of bridal shops 265 00:10:35,808 --> 00:10:37,375 - in our neck of the woods. - You know what? 266 00:10:37,418 --> 00:10:38,724 Why don't we just get this party started? 267 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,726 - All right. - Hit it, Pookie! 268 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,815 And now, the starting quarterback 269 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,556 for the University of Georgia. He's the number one 270 00:10:44,599 --> 00:10:46,645 overall draft pick for 2021 271 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,560 and the next member of the Billionaire Boys Club. 272 00:10:48,603 --> 00:10:50,693 Keith Kincaid! 273 00:10:50,736 --> 00:10:54,261 Yep, so, Keith, I see you as more than a football player. 274 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:56,220 I see you as a billion dollar brand. 275 00:10:56,263 --> 00:10:58,352 And so we're gonna hit up all of the major markets. 276 00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,572 Soft drinks. We got Kincaid-Aid. 277 00:11:00,615 --> 00:11:02,313 I tried it, it's-- it's real good. 278 00:11:02,356 --> 00:11:04,228 Oh, well, I'll make you do with the do, baby. 279 00:11:04,271 --> 00:11:05,969 All right, athletic gear. Now Malik has 280 00:11:06,012 --> 00:11:07,927 his own shoes, Lik Sneaks, they're dropping soon. 281 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:09,755 But these are Kincaid Kicks. 282 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,409 - Cool. - Oh, yeah. 283 00:11:11,452 --> 00:11:13,280 So, Colonel, what is all this? 284 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,761 Design submissions for the VIP Lounge. 285 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:19,504 It'll be the place to be inside the place to be. 286 00:11:19,547 --> 00:11:21,941 Best view in the house. Up here, we'll be 287 00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:25,031 like Olympian gods looking down upon gladiators. 288 00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:27,599 Respectfully, Colonel, the best seat in the house 289 00:11:27,642 --> 00:11:29,470 is right there on the field. 290 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,168 Look at all this prime unused real estate. 291 00:11:31,211 --> 00:11:33,126 If I was a VIP person paying VIP prices, 292 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,346 - that's where I'd wanna be. - Hmm. 293 00:11:35,389 --> 00:11:37,827 Hey, can anybody submit a design out here? 294 00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:39,611 Anybody that has that kind of money 295 00:11:39,654 --> 00:11:42,440 and an official proposal by next Friday-- excuse me. 296 00:11:42,483 --> 00:11:44,007 Noted. 297 00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:46,400 Well, that's all I got, uh, Ramon. 298 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,185 Have fun at Raquel's set tonight. 299 00:11:48,228 --> 00:11:51,579 And finally, in fast food, I'm already in talks 300 00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:54,147 with a major chain to get you your own sandwich. 301 00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:55,801 I call it Chicken Kincaid. 302 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,847 White meat on white bread with a whole lot of mayo. 303 00:11:57,890 --> 00:11:59,718 Boom-boom-clap! 304 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,112 So, all you have to do is 305 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,244 just sign right here, on the dotted line. 306 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:07,987 Tasha, honestly, we're not fans of the baller lifestyle. 307 00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,902 We know Keith can make a lot of money, 308 00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,469 but that's not what we're about. 309 00:12:11,512 --> 00:12:13,776 - So you don't like money? - We do. 310 00:12:13,819 --> 00:12:15,603 We just don't love it. 311 00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:18,302 Matthew 6:24, "You cannot serve both God and money." 312 00:12:18,345 --> 00:12:21,653 But you can serve God and spend money, hallelujah. 313 00:12:21,696 --> 00:12:23,524 - Amen. 314 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,744 Right? Look, look, all I'm saying is that 315 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,964 there is nothing evil about money. 316 00:12:28,007 --> 00:12:29,617 it's what you do with it that counts. 317 00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,576 Right, like 318 00:12:31,619 --> 00:12:34,057 buy a custom-made jet, for example. 319 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:36,973 Or a house the size of a hotel for just one person. 320 00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:41,847 Okay, you know what? I feel you, all right? 321 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:44,763 And it's like I told Keith, when you sign with Tasha Mack, 322 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,244 you're not just a client, you're part of my family. 323 00:12:47,287 --> 00:12:49,333 So, does that mean we'll barely see you? 324 00:12:49,376 --> 00:12:51,639 From what I understand, your daughter lives 325 00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:54,425 with your husband while you fly free, 326 00:12:54,468 --> 00:12:56,383 and you see her, what, once or twice a month? 327 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,690 Oh, hell no, you know what, I-- She is not coming up here... 328 00:12:58,733 --> 00:13:00,735 - No, no, no, no. Tasha, stop. - No, no-- 329 00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:02,607 White Boy Rick chased me down, okay? 330 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:04,565 We gave up our day to meet with "Ebony and Ivory," 331 00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:06,132 and you gonna sit up here and judge me? 332 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:08,004 You know what? I'm done milking cows. 333 00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:09,832 All right? You don't like my values? 334 00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:11,703 You can get the hell out and take his ass with you. 335 00:13:11,746 --> 00:13:13,444 - Ms. Mack, look, it's not-- - Take him with you. 336 00:13:13,487 --> 00:13:15,489 - Ms. Mack, look-- - Yeah, Ms. Mack, paddywhack, 337 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,491 kiss my ass and give your dog a bone. 338 00:13:19,406 --> 00:13:21,147 - ♪ I can't be afraid 339 00:13:27,327 --> 00:13:30,722 I missed you, too, Malik, but this is a tad close. 340 00:13:30,765 --> 00:13:34,465 Whoo, boy, this AC in here is-- it's nice, Colonel. 341 00:13:34,508 --> 00:13:36,510 - You-- You wanted to talk? - Oh, yeah. 342 00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:39,296 Uh, look, Colonel, man, we sizzling out here. 343 00:13:39,339 --> 00:13:40,906 Don't you think we should be playing inside? 344 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:43,169 That's Coach's call. I like it outside. 345 00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:45,345 See, now put this stupidity on ice 346 00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:46,520 'fore you get your ass in trouble. 347 00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:49,262 - Shut your mouth, fool. - Excuse me? 348 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:54,137 Um, shut your mouth is Black for "say no more," 349 00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:57,531 because everything you said is absolutely correct, Colonel. 350 00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,098 Shut your mouth, fool. 351 00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:02,232 I know this white man did not just call you no fool. 352 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,625 Oh! 353 00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,714 You got me, you got me, all right, how about a lift 354 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:09,152 - back to the weight room? - Shut your mouth, fool. 355 00:14:09,195 --> 00:14:11,806 That's white folk talk for "peace out." 356 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,026 Okay, yeah. 357 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,463 Uh-- whoo! Yep! 358 00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:18,378 Good talk, Colonel. 359 00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:19,989 Yeah, just make sure that happens. 360 00:14:20,032 --> 00:14:21,947 Yo, Lik, catch you at the crib. 361 00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,775 This AC, truth. 362 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,039 You really gonna let this thing go? 363 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,476 Mm-hmm, gone and good riddance. 364 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,044 Wow. 365 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:34,003 I've never seen you quit. 366 00:14:34,046 --> 00:14:37,267 I mean, you have the chance to be a bona fide trailblazer. 367 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,834 Look, I'm done blazing trails. 368 00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:41,836 If you blow this, you'll resent me 369 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,490 for not getting what you deserve. 370 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:46,102 But that is exactly what's wrong, remember? 371 00:14:46,145 --> 00:14:48,756 Me doing business and leaving you on a shelf. 372 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,891 Then we'll do it together. 373 00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:55,850 - You know I hate losing. 374 00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:58,157 Okay, hell yeah, I'm in. 375 00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:00,943 Good, let's just go blaze another trail, baby. 376 00:15:07,427 --> 00:15:09,560 Yo, Coach, go and run a play for Jamison, 377 00:15:09,603 --> 00:15:11,431 - let's see what he's got. - Yep, that's what 378 00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:14,565 - they're doing now. 379 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,614 - They don't trust him. - Yeah, that's 'cause 380 00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,094 they think he's gonna get cut. 381 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,878 Not even giving him a chance. 382 00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:25,924 Yeah, I know, we're not acting like a team. 383 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,927 That being said, it's his job to win 'em over. 384 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:32,278 If he can't, he doesn't deserve to be here. 385 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,324 All right, let's go again! 386 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,413 Babe, I met with a dozen agents, 387 00:15:36,456 --> 00:15:38,154 and none of 'em share our values. 388 00:15:38,197 --> 00:15:40,678 They're agents. Hell, my old agent Myron, 389 00:15:40,721 --> 00:15:43,637 he died in a forest, and he wasn't playing golf. 390 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:47,902 Well! Looks like it's my turn to interrupt 391 00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,600 your couples' time, huh? 392 00:15:49,643 --> 00:15:51,732 Okay, look-- I'm sorry, I didn't get a chance 393 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:54,257 to finish my pitch because someone, 394 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:56,737 not naming names, lost their temper, all right? 395 00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,696 So just hear me out, okay? 396 00:15:58,739 --> 00:16:01,481 Now, I know all that there is to know about this football life 397 00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,396 while you two are just starting out, 398 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,225 and your well-being is very important to me. 399 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:09,185 So I'm just gonna put it all out there on the table, okay? 400 00:16:09,228 --> 00:16:11,491 Okay. I'll hear you out. 401 00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,798 Hey, Keith, you, uh, you wanna check out 402 00:16:13,841 --> 00:16:15,843 - some tuxes I saw up front? - Absolutely. 403 00:16:19,238 --> 00:16:22,024 So, what kind of dress are you looking for? 404 00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:24,809 Something that matches my personality. 405 00:16:24,852 --> 00:16:26,811 Oh, so something in psycho bitch black? 406 00:16:26,854 --> 00:16:29,031 Kidding! 407 00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:32,556 Man, I hope you don't fumble footballs 408 00:16:32,599 --> 00:16:34,514 like you fumbling with that tie. 409 00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:36,429 Hey, football's way easier than this thing. 410 00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:38,431 I'll just-- I don't know, I'll do a clip-on or something. 411 00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:42,348 Oh, no-no-no-no-no, fake ties equal fake swag. 412 00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,263 Never fake it-- come here, man. 413 00:16:45,786 --> 00:16:48,180 You know, Natalie, back at Malik's, 414 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:49,834 I really felt judged. 415 00:16:49,877 --> 00:16:51,836 You know? 416 00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:53,620 Oh, look! 417 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,842 - This is nice. - If I wear that, 418 00:16:57,885 --> 00:17:00,366 folks'll be able to see clear to the promised land. 419 00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,194 Good point. 420 00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,978 So, you know I like Tasha, right? 421 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,502 But Talie's 422 00:17:05,545 --> 00:17:06,938 my soul mate, man. 423 00:17:06,981 --> 00:17:09,114 And when... when my mama died, 424 00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:11,943 she was... she was there for me day and night. 425 00:17:11,986 --> 00:17:15,120 You know, and, I don't know, I think she's just scared 426 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,644 that football's gonna change us a little bit. 427 00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:22,432 - Yeah. - Okay, what about this? 428 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,477 Now, this is gorgeous, girl. 429 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,131 Yeah, if you're a drag queen. 430 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,002 : Oh, okay. 431 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,267 Yeah. 432 00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:35,619 Now what about this one? 433 00:17:35,662 --> 00:17:38,100 This is modest, elegant, classy. 434 00:17:38,143 --> 00:17:40,537 Pretentious, shallow, trying too hard. 435 00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:42,756 You talking about the dress, right? 436 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,584 Are you ready for that life, man? 437 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,325 'Cause you're gonna have to be on top of your game 438 00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:49,415 - all day, every day. - Oh, come on, yes, sir. 439 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,982 I've dreamt of playing ball 440 00:17:51,025 --> 00:17:53,071 since I was knee-high to a grasshopper. 441 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:56,248 Oh, I'm not talking about playing football, man. 442 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:59,164 I'm talking about marrying a Black woman. 443 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:02,646 You know, Natalie, you sure make a lot of snap decisions. 444 00:18:02,689 --> 00:18:05,083 You can't tell what a dress looks like on a hanger. 445 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:08,173 To see it, you gotta try it on. 446 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,436 ♪ 447 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,786 Natalie! Try it on! 448 00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,658 ♪ That's how I roll 449 00:18:16,703 --> 00:18:18,705 ♪ Yeah, I'm goals 450 00:18:41,641 --> 00:18:43,643 ♪ I'm the pudding in the proof 451 00:18:49,475 --> 00:18:51,260 - Again-- go! 452 00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,001 Okay, another, go! 453 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,441 Another up and back, let's go! 454 00:18:58,484 --> 00:19:00,182 - Oh, man. - Hey, y'all, I ain't dying 455 00:19:00,225 --> 00:19:02,880 over these sprints, man. Hell, we in two-a-day. 456 00:19:02,923 --> 00:19:05,012 I say we dog it, just make it look good. 457 00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:06,492 Come on! 458 00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:14,196 - Another-- go! 459 00:19:16,937 --> 00:19:18,896 Hey, yo, Lik, what's up with your rookie, man? 460 00:19:18,939 --> 00:19:20,898 Is he a part of the team or what, bro? 461 00:19:20,941 --> 00:19:22,943 Dawg, he don't feel like it. I know y'all think 462 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,555 he first cut, hell, I even got a thousand on him myself. 463 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,818 But until he's cut, he's our fucking teammate, man. 464 00:19:27,861 --> 00:19:30,560 Come on, brah, get your head in the game! 465 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,562 Less talking, more running, go! 466 00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,743 I guess we're doing this. 467 00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,443 - Again-- go! 468 00:19:52,451 --> 00:19:54,279 - Again, go! 469 00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:03,506 That's it, men, take it in. 470 00:20:13,472 --> 00:20:15,866 There is no getting through to that girl. 471 00:20:15,909 --> 00:20:17,563 Shoot, I'm tired, my feet hurt, 472 00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:19,522 and I want my Pookie time. 473 00:20:19,565 --> 00:20:21,437 Shoot. 474 00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:25,876 - Mm. - Damn. 475 00:20:25,919 --> 00:20:27,704 Damn what? 476 00:20:27,747 --> 00:20:31,055 You are beautiful. 477 00:20:31,098 --> 00:20:32,274 Shut up, Pookie. 478 00:20:32,317 --> 00:20:33,971 Hah! You know that's just the lights. 479 00:20:34,014 --> 00:20:36,103 It's like a car showroom, you know, they try 480 00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:38,454 and trick you into buying the dress. 481 00:20:38,497 --> 00:20:41,457 Is this what I missed getting married in a courthouse? 482 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:44,111 No, we didn't have a formal wedding 483 00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:46,375 because this little thing called life got in the way. 484 00:20:46,418 --> 00:20:48,202 All right, well, we've come this far, 485 00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:50,553 why don't we let life do her thing 486 00:20:50,596 --> 00:20:52,685 - for a little bit longer? 487 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,470 Close the deal, Tasha. 488 00:20:54,513 --> 00:20:57,037 Damn it, look, Pookie, I can't take one more minute 489 00:20:57,081 --> 00:21:00,171 of being criticized by that... no-style girl-child. 490 00:21:00,214 --> 00:21:02,347 And that's the thing. She's a child. 491 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,218 She's scared, and she's afraid 492 00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:05,916 that the man that she loves... 493 00:21:05,959 --> 00:21:07,787 well, will turn into you. 494 00:21:09,136 --> 00:21:11,487 Well, that ain't gonna happen, okay? 495 00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:13,227 'Cause when God made Tasha Mack, 496 00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:15,360 he smashed the mold, 497 00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:17,971 burned the pieces, and smoked the ashes. 498 00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:20,365 - Yeah, you're right. 499 00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:22,019 There's only one Tasha Mack. 500 00:21:22,062 --> 00:21:23,586 Mm-hmm. 501 00:21:23,629 --> 00:21:25,979 But maybe Natalie is afraid... 502 00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:28,678 ...of turning into me. 503 00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:35,641 Now, this... is more like it. 504 00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:37,513 Nice one, Malik. 505 00:21:37,556 --> 00:21:39,645 - Nice one. - Yeah, bro, thanks 506 00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:41,386 for talking to the Colonel for us. 507 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,388 Dude, don't you get it? We here because the coach 508 00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:45,434 saw us acting like a team. 509 00:21:45,477 --> 00:21:47,174 And that ain't on me, dawg. 510 00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:50,395 - Third team, you're up. 511 00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:53,137 Let's go! 512 00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:57,315 PLAYER: Ready! Set! 513 00:22:07,717 --> 00:22:11,242 Okay... here's some advice from a couple that has 514 00:22:11,285 --> 00:22:14,332 been there, baby, your life is about to change. 515 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,160 I mean, sometimes it's gonna be a bitch, 516 00:22:16,203 --> 00:22:17,988 and right now, to be 100, 517 00:22:18,031 --> 00:22:19,946 me and Pookie, we in bitch mode, huh? 518 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,774 I mean, it did kinda look like y'all were ready 519 00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:24,690 - to rassle a gator at lunch. - Look, that's the point. 520 00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:25,996 When you are in love, 521 00:22:26,039 --> 00:22:28,302 - you gotta work it out together. - Yeah. 522 00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:30,522 - And that's how teams win. - Yeah, and we've gone 523 00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:33,177 through those changes. Man, when we were kids, 524 00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:34,787 we didn't have nothing. 525 00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:36,702 - Fast forward to... 526 00:22:36,746 --> 00:22:38,530 ...I don't know, we own a mansion. 527 00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:40,358 - A private jet. - Mmm. 528 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:43,056 - An avocado orchard. - Avocado orchard? 529 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:44,667 It's a long story 530 00:22:44,710 --> 00:22:47,104 - but Oprah owns one. 531 00:22:47,147 --> 00:22:49,193 - Oh. - But that doesn't change the fact 532 00:22:49,236 --> 00:22:51,848 that my heart jumps knowing I can 533 00:22:51,891 --> 00:22:53,850 call this beautiful woman 534 00:22:53,893 --> 00:22:56,156 - my wife. - Oh. 535 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,595 And I can call this bald-headed boo my man. 536 00:22:59,638 --> 00:23:02,336 I'm telling you-- it's like Pookie, 537 00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:04,077 he knows the real me, you know? 538 00:23:04,121 --> 00:23:06,558 I can lose that mansion, I can lose the jet, 539 00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,168 I can lose those damn avocadoes, 540 00:23:08,212 --> 00:23:09,735 but... 541 00:23:09,779 --> 00:23:12,085 if I lost Pookie... 542 00:23:15,524 --> 00:23:18,309 Tasha, Team Kincaid's ready to ride 543 00:23:18,352 --> 00:23:21,007 - the Mack Train. - Hell yeah! 544 00:23:24,315 --> 00:23:26,752 My man. 545 00:23:26,796 --> 00:23:29,233 What? Don't tell me. You hate it. 546 00:23:29,276 --> 00:23:30,713 No, I love it. 547 00:23:30,756 --> 00:23:32,497 I think that's the one. 548 00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,412 You know what, there's gonna be a problem 549 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,588 because I already bought this one. 550 00:23:36,632 --> 00:23:37,981 Pookie. 551 00:23:38,024 --> 00:23:39,548 Oh, my God! 552 00:23:42,289 --> 00:23:44,683 Well, better luck next time. 553 00:23:50,297 --> 00:23:53,126 Oh, Jamison, I was starting to think nobody was gonna come. 554 00:23:53,170 --> 00:23:55,085 They're not. 555 00:23:55,128 --> 00:23:57,087 Everybody's kind of spent from practice, 556 00:23:57,130 --> 00:23:58,784 and we gotta be back at 7:00 a.m. 557 00:23:58,828 --> 00:24:00,873 - Hey, what's wrong? 558 00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:02,179 No, it-- it's nothing. 559 00:24:02,222 --> 00:24:03,572 No-no-no, talk to me. 560 00:24:05,269 --> 00:24:08,533 I just-- I just keep hearing my dad's voice in my head. 561 00:24:08,577 --> 00:24:11,188 It's one thing to fail yourself, Brit Brat, it's another thing 562 00:24:11,231 --> 00:24:13,016 - to fail the people you love. - Oh. 563 00:24:13,059 --> 00:24:15,192 But it-- it's not your problem. 564 00:24:15,235 --> 00:24:18,412 - I'll figure something out. - Okay. 565 00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:21,067 Your dad calls you Brit Brat. 566 00:24:21,111 --> 00:24:24,331 - Like... Brit... - You're so annoying. 567 00:24:26,290 --> 00:24:28,161 But you know what, I can... 568 00:24:28,205 --> 00:24:30,337 I can at least still support Raq. 569 00:24:30,381 --> 00:24:33,036 Right? You wanna go to a chill show? 570 00:24:33,079 --> 00:24:35,081 I'm sorry, but I am beat. 571 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,692 I just wanted to see you real quick. 572 00:24:36,735 --> 00:24:38,432 - Mm. - And... 573 00:24:38,476 --> 00:24:40,826 and to let you know that your lucky necklace 574 00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:42,872 - actually worked. 575 00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:45,614 At least one of us got some luck today. 576 00:24:45,657 --> 00:24:47,572 Well, I am sure 577 00:24:47,616 --> 00:24:50,662 that it has a little luck left. 578 00:24:50,706 --> 00:24:52,316 Thank you. 579 00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,318 You're welcome. 580 00:24:54,361 --> 00:24:56,755 Excuse me, excuse-- hi, excuse me. 581 00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:59,323 Raq! Raquel. 582 00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:02,108 - Hey, Garret. - Brittany. 583 00:25:02,152 --> 00:25:04,023 - Hey, what the hell? - I was not ready 584 00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:05,982 for all these people. Someone invited 585 00:25:06,025 --> 00:25:08,375 this influencer with, like, a gazillion followers, 586 00:25:08,419 --> 00:25:10,377 and they tweeted about this bangin' event 587 00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:12,379 where the next J.Lo is performing. 588 00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:14,556 I think I know who the influencer is. 589 00:25:14,599 --> 00:25:16,645 - Brit, tell me you didn't. - I-- I swear 590 00:25:16,688 --> 00:25:18,255 I didn't know who he was, and I thought I was doing you 591 00:25:18,298 --> 00:25:19,822 - a favor. - Hey, love, gotta go. 592 00:25:19,865 --> 00:25:21,519 So if you're gonna sing, get on with it, yeah? 593 00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:24,130 Yeah. Cheers. 594 00:25:24,174 --> 00:25:26,480 - Was that her? - That's her. That's Avery J. 595 00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:28,439 - This is officially a disaster. - No, no, okay. 596 00:25:28,482 --> 00:25:30,876 Look, look, look, I know it's not your vision, right? 597 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,097 But, Raq, look, look at this crowd. 598 00:25:34,140 --> 00:25:36,882 Give them a reason to say that they've seen Raquel Navarro 599 00:25:36,926 --> 00:25:39,102 before she became the world's biggest star. 600 00:25:39,145 --> 00:25:43,106 Girl, I can always count on you to tell just the right lie 601 00:25:43,149 --> 00:25:44,760 at just the right time. 602 00:25:44,803 --> 00:25:46,544 It's a gift. 603 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,590 Now go use yours, okay? You got this. 604 00:25:52,071 --> 00:25:55,335 Hey, y'all, I'm Raquel Navarro, 605 00:25:55,379 --> 00:25:57,033 and welcome to my living room. 606 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:12,744 Uh... Uh... 607 00:26:14,224 --> 00:26:16,661 Hey, hey, everybody, sorry this didn't work out, 608 00:26:16,705 --> 00:26:19,011 but we can still take this party to Joint 51. 609 00:26:19,055 --> 00:26:22,014 Uh-- Ramon, tweet that and help a girl out. 610 00:26:22,058 --> 00:26:24,713 - We can still do this 'cause 611 00:26:24,756 --> 00:26:26,758 - the club is all set up. - No, no, it's all wrong. 612 00:26:26,802 --> 00:26:28,760 - We can still make this work. - No, it's fine. 613 00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:30,501 Don't worry about... 614 00:26:30,544 --> 00:26:34,157 it's fine, don't worry, have fun, just go. 615 00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:37,726 I'm sorry. 616 00:26:40,337 --> 00:26:42,469 Remember, Joint 51. 617 00:26:45,864 --> 00:26:47,910 Still don't know why you wanted me to do that. 618 00:26:47,953 --> 00:26:49,868 Yeah. 619 00:26:49,912 --> 00:26:51,304 I just couldn't go through with it. 620 00:26:51,348 --> 00:26:53,045 Thank you for, um, 621 00:26:53,089 --> 00:26:54,699 getting those people out. 622 00:26:54,743 --> 00:26:57,528 Football player, fire alarm puller. 623 00:26:57,571 --> 00:26:59,530 I aim to please. 624 00:26:59,573 --> 00:27:01,271 And now, if we're breaking the law, 625 00:27:01,314 --> 00:27:02,881 I'd like to hear you sing. 626 00:27:02,925 --> 00:27:05,057 You really wanna hear me sing? 627 00:27:05,101 --> 00:27:06,624 More than anything. 628 00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:10,323 All right. 629 00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:13,022 This is called "Out of the Dark." 630 00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:25,121 ♪ Hated to believe 631 00:27:25,164 --> 00:27:27,819 ♪ I can live my dreams 632 00:27:30,648 --> 00:27:32,432 ♪ Nothing's stopping me 633 00:27:32,476 --> 00:27:34,260 Hey, Ma, got your call, what's going on? 634 00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:36,088 I'm getting married, baby! 635 00:27:36,132 --> 00:27:38,700 To who? 636 00:27:38,743 --> 00:27:41,093 ♪ I will leave my mark 637 00:27:43,879 --> 00:27:47,230 ♪ From out of the dark 638 00:27:47,273 --> 00:27:49,232 ♪ Oh... 639 00:27:49,275 --> 00:27:50,929 ♪ From out of the dark 640 00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:52,844 So, me and Raquel, we're good, right? 641 00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:54,846 We're good, never bet against Brittany Pitts, 642 00:27:54,890 --> 00:27:56,630 the damn luckiest girl I know. 643 00:27:56,674 --> 00:27:58,502 ♪ From out of the dark 644 00:27:58,545 --> 00:28:00,025 Are you crying? 645 00:28:00,069 --> 00:28:01,635 I didn't think y'all would make it, Mom. 646 00:28:01,679 --> 00:28:02,898 - I mean, y'all was a divorce 647 00:28:02,941 --> 00:28:04,943 waiting to happen. I'm so glad Kai 648 00:28:04,987 --> 00:28:07,772 - gets to grow up with her dad. 649 00:28:07,816 --> 00:28:11,167 ♪ From out of the dark 650 00:28:11,210 --> 00:28:16,259 ♪ Oh, from out of the dark 651 00:28:16,302 --> 00:28:18,174 ♪ Oh... 652 00:28:26,573 --> 00:28:28,750 That... 653 00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:32,841 ...that was stunning. 654 00:28:32,884 --> 00:28:35,321 And so are you. 655 00:28:45,679 --> 00:28:47,856 Kai-Kai! Hey! Yo! 656 00:28:47,899 --> 00:28:49,683 Your mom and dad are getting married again! 657 00:28:49,727 --> 00:28:52,295 Black love is real, lil sis! Baby, Black love is real! 658 00:28:52,338 --> 00:28:56,560 Yay! I love you, Mommy! I love you, Daddy! 659 00:28:56,603 --> 00:28:58,649 - Love you, too, boo-boo. - Love you, too, baby girl. 660 00:28:58,692 --> 00:29:00,651 - Pow-pow! - Pow-pow! 661 00:29:00,694 --> 00:29:02,958 - Yeah. - Thank you, thank you very much. 662 00:29:03,001 --> 00:29:06,352 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 663 00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:09,051 to join these two beautiful souls. 664 00:29:09,094 --> 00:29:13,359 Tasha, do you take Pookie here to be your Black teddy bear? 665 00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:15,231 Oh... hold on, brah. 666 00:29:15,274 --> 00:29:16,798 You know, we wrote our own vows. 667 00:29:16,841 --> 00:29:18,451 Oh, my bad, I didn't mean to step 668 00:29:18,495 --> 00:29:20,062 on your black suede wedding shoes. 669 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,588 Whoo. 670 00:29:24,631 --> 00:29:27,069 Okay, um... Tasha Mack. 671 00:29:27,112 --> 00:29:29,941 - Mm-hmm? - Mm. 672 00:29:29,985 --> 00:29:31,682 Baby, we've been through a lot. 673 00:29:31,725 --> 00:29:32,857 - Whoo. - Yeah. 674 00:29:32,901 --> 00:29:34,380 A lot. 675 00:29:37,122 --> 00:29:39,037 You know, sometimes I think to myself, you know, 676 00:29:39,081 --> 00:29:41,953 just... what the hell are you doing? 677 00:29:41,997 --> 00:29:44,738 You know, get out before it's too late! 678 00:29:44,782 --> 00:29:46,784 And then I see you. 679 00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:48,699 And I remember. 680 00:29:48,742 --> 00:29:50,919 You are the trailblazer that has blazed a trail 681 00:29:50,962 --> 00:29:52,746 to my heart. 682 00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:55,880 And, baby, I love you forever... 683 00:29:55,924 --> 00:29:58,143 and ever. 684 00:29:58,187 --> 00:30:00,363 Mm-- okay, you better put out that fire 685 00:30:00,406 --> 00:30:01,625 before you have a heart attack. 686 00:30:01,668 --> 00:30:03,801 I was starting, yeah. 687 00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:05,498 Your turn, pretty lady. 688 00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:07,849 - Ahh, okay, Pookie. - Mm-hmm. 689 00:30:07,892 --> 00:30:10,112 - I love you more than money. - Mmm. 690 00:30:10,155 --> 00:30:12,375 I love you more than beating Oprah. 691 00:30:12,418 --> 00:30:13,898 Damn! 692 00:30:13,942 --> 00:30:15,334 I love you more than my jet. 693 00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:17,119 - Oh, come on. - And you know how much 694 00:30:17,162 --> 00:30:19,904 - I love my jet. M'kay. - I know you love that jet. 695 00:30:19,948 --> 00:30:23,212 I love you more than life itself. 696 00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:26,955 You will always be my man. 697 00:30:26,998 --> 00:30:29,958 My heart... my rock. 698 00:30:32,612 --> 00:30:35,267 Marrying Pookie Woods. 699 00:30:35,311 --> 00:30:37,052 You keep me real. 700 00:30:38,662 --> 00:30:42,405 And I will love you until the day I die. 701 00:30:48,498 --> 00:30:50,413 - Word. - Word. 702 00:30:50,456 --> 00:30:53,938 I now pronounce you husband... 703 00:30:53,982 --> 00:30:55,331 and wife. 704 00:30:55,374 --> 00:30:56,506 - Brother. - Yeah? 705 00:30:56,549 --> 00:30:57,768 Kiss your chocolate bride. 706 00:30:57,811 --> 00:30:59,509 Hell, yeah. 707 00:31:06,646 --> 00:31:09,606 Ooh-- uh-- hello, Garret. 708 00:31:09,649 --> 00:31:11,695 Nice to see a lot more of you. 709 00:31:11,738 --> 00:31:14,089 Oh, hey, Brittany, you got any juice? 710 00:31:14,132 --> 00:31:17,092 We're out of juice, but I'll get you something better. 711 00:31:17,135 --> 00:31:19,616 - Oh, will you now? - Mm-hmm. 712 00:31:20,922 --> 00:31:23,446 - Good night, Brittany. - Good night, Garret. 713 00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:28,494 Was it good? Was it good? 714 00:31:31,106 --> 00:31:33,021 Are you two, like, a thing? 715 00:31:33,064 --> 00:31:35,806 Mmm, Mama always said things happen for a reason, 716 00:31:35,849 --> 00:31:39,331 and that fine hunk of a man is a hell of a reason. 717 00:31:41,246 --> 00:31:42,987 Hey, maybe this can be a reason, too. 718 00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:45,207 - What is this? - All the money 719 00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:48,645 I made at the club tonight, to apologize. 720 00:31:48,688 --> 00:31:50,386 We good? 721 00:31:50,429 --> 00:31:53,519 Hell no, we ain't good, but we closer. 722 00:31:53,563 --> 00:31:57,088 - 828, ho. - 828, trick. 723 00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:02,354 Now, this is my favorite Pookie time. 724 00:32:07,620 --> 00:32:09,361 Hey, Malik, hey, man, I just wanted to say, 725 00:32:09,405 --> 00:32:11,494 I'm a big fan of you, of course, and just been 726 00:32:11,537 --> 00:32:13,235 watching your career for years. 727 00:32:13,278 --> 00:32:15,541 Yeah, great, watch it from a distance. 728 00:32:16,934 --> 00:32:19,371 Yeah, I guess we won't be needing those lawyers. 729 00:32:19,415 --> 00:32:21,199 Ahh. 730 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:24,028 Hey, what's this? 731 00:32:24,072 --> 00:32:25,856 "Threesomes in Heaven"? 732 00:32:25,899 --> 00:32:28,163 - Malik, what is this? 733 00:32:28,206 --> 00:32:30,121 Don't look at me like that, give me this, give me this, 734 00:32:30,165 --> 00:32:31,993 this is personal, none of your business, okay? 735 00:32:32,036 --> 00:32:33,516 Come on, it's time for the couples dance. 736 00:32:33,559 --> 00:32:35,257 Mm-hmm, the threesome dance. 737 00:32:37,868 --> 00:32:39,391 - Ooh. - Watch your step. 738 00:32:39,435 --> 00:32:41,002 I'm watching it, baby. 739 00:32:45,006 --> 00:32:46,790 All right, here we go, come on. 740 00:32:48,096 --> 00:32:50,533 ♪ Forever mine 741 00:32:50,576 --> 00:32:52,839 Dawg, No Nut November sucks. 742 00:32:58,106 --> 00:33:01,761 - Wanna dance? - Ahh, what the hell, come on. 743 00:33:01,805 --> 00:33:07,071 ♪ Oh, baby... 744 00:33:07,115 --> 00:33:09,856 ♪ I wanna love you 745 00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:11,771 ♪ Love you strong 746 00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:13,904 ♪ Make it good right now 747 00:33:13,947 --> 00:33:15,819 ♪ To the bone 748 00:33:15,862 --> 00:33:17,908 ♪ To the bone... 749 00:33:20,519 --> 00:33:22,086 ♪ Pleasing 750 00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:24,132 ♪ Give you all the love 751 00:33:24,175 --> 00:33:26,003 ♪ You're needing